Mid-Morning Art Thread

Le mensonge
Félix Vallotton

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Yeeesh

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2024 09:30 AM (IF1X9)

2 Get a room!

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:30 AM (AwYPR)

3 Paint by numbers

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 09:30 AM (Ubg6B)

4 Le Hummer.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:31 AM (fAazs)

5 "Le mensonge"

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

6 Baby got back!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

7 Wow I really like this. Very vibrant, a little naif.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2024 09:31 AM (RIvkX)

8 It's a bit red.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (WPL6O)

9 1. I assume the lie is that she's a virgin.
2. Very weird proportions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (T7iTv)

10 Morning.

That sure is a lot of red.

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (/YkuK)

11 So, is it a fairy tale?....or a lie?

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

12 When you have an excessive amount of red paint that you need to use up.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 where's his right hand

Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)

14 "Come on, honey, let's pose for a picture."
"Ugh. Why? We're both pretty blobular."
"But I want a picture!"
"I love you, baby, but we ain't much to look at."
"Just pose. I'll tell the photographer to smear some Vaseline on the lens."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (HnUIn)

15 So, is it a fairy tale?....or a lie?
Posted by: BignJames

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (fAazs)

16 Don't wanna bump with no big fat woman!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 09:33 AM (L/fGl)

17 It's a bit red.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (WPL6O)
++++
Just a tad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)

18 So, is it a fairy tale?....or a lie?
Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
++++
Power of and.

Seriously true, not literally true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)

19 Illustration. Not art.

Plus, no dog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:33 AM (WBQfF)

20 so what does 'mansponge' mean

Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

21 The woman without a face.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

22 Evidently, he agreed to let her remodel the kitchen.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (LxER7)

23 I'm getting Valentine's Day vibes from this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

24 where's his right hand
Posted by: Don Black

His right is holding her left. His left is around her back.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (fAazs)

25 Bobos in Paradise???

Posted by: tubal at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (PCK5/)

26 Le Mensonge, meaning: He's just not that into you.

Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)

27 She has no face. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

28 Is it just me or does she look pregnant?

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (/YkuK)

29 > so what does 'mansponge' mean
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He'll be here shortly to tell us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

30 Either that wallpaper goes or I do.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (WBQfF)

31 >His right is holding her left. His left is around her back.

ah yes
thanx

Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (/7KEl)

32 I assume the lie is that she's a virgin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No, it's that she's a chick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

33 Who does their living room all in red?!?!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (CEzQx)

34 The woman has the same shape as the table. Weird, but I like the colors. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (hgmb+)

35 19 >>Illustration. Not art.

It's in the Art aisle at Home Goods.

Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (0Id0S)

36 Alt title: "Canoodling at the Rainbow Room"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (eaI/Y)

37 In before zombie Bob Ross and any happy bush observations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (Kq6ZB)

38 So, this is a "before" picture of Piper?

Posted by: Gym Dandy To The Rescue at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (CV8a5)

39 She has no face. Weird.
Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

And her left hand has no fingers.

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (/YkuK)

40 What we observe here is a price negotiation, people...

Posted by: tubal at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

41 For some reason I hear 1920s music when I look at this.

"Mensonge" means "lie," according to at least one online dictionary. "Mentir" = "to lie" in Spanish and "menteur" = "liar" in French, so I guess, given how the French mangle everything, this makes sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

42 so is this in the VIP lounge or what

Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (/7KEl)

43 She has no face. Weird.
Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

And her left hand has no fingers.
Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (/YkuK)
++++
Early example of AI?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)

44 From Daily Art Magazine-

Today’s painting, created by Felix Vallotton (one of my favorite artists), was painted in 1897 – but it could just as easily be a scene staged today. A man and woman, intimately entwined on a sofa. I love imagining what Vallotton’s intent was with the figures in this image, especially given the title of Le Mensonge (The Lie).

It’s easy to assume the woman is lying – the man appears to be listening while she whispers something in his ear. But perhaps he is the one deceiving her as he glances away – maybe she is whispering words of trust and love, and he is thinking of his own deceit. Let’s think a little. What is the lie about? Is one of them cheating?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

45 Dude's wife is going to see that lipstick on his cheek and have a fit. Probably throw things. Then call her lawyer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

46 What is the "lie" part? She is older and not very attractive, and he is pretending to find her irresistible in order to get access to her money?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

47 F Scott Fitzgerald... the later years

Posted by: tubal at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (PCK5/)

48 27 She has no face. Weird.
Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

-------------------------

Well, she warned him that she hadn't put on her face yet, but he was in a hurry.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at September 13, 2024 09:38 AM (F4bAW)

49 Sofa, couch, loveseat, divan, davenport or chesterfield? Well, which is it, Valloton?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:38 AM (WBQfF)

50 She is telling him how much she adores Grade B Vermont maple syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 09:38 AM (Kq6ZB)

51 I assume the lie is that she's a virgin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No, it's that she's a chick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

Well, it is 2024.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 09:38 AM (T7iTv)

52 You know what they say: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, now the whole house smells like pumpkin spice at September 13, 2024 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

53 No Goose, Not Art!

Posted by: BAPTISTE at September 13, 2024 09:39 AM (kT9+C)

54 "Mensonge" means "lie," according to at least one online dictionary. "Mentir" = "to lie" in Spanish and "menteur" = "liar" in French, so I guess, given how the French mangle everything, this makes sense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
++++
Oddly close to "mentor." Different roots, of course, and different meaning.

But I shall henceforth describe a bad, mendacious mentor as a "menteur."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)

55 Her head and neck look like a thumb.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

56 The Lie.

He answered in the negative when she asked: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (0Id0S)

57 Given what's about to occur, I hope the upholstery is Scotchguarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (WBQfF)

58 creepy

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

59 Her head and neck look like a thumb.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Bitch best stay in her lane.

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (HnUIn)

60 Okay, we need Kris to explicate this...

Posted by: tubal at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (PCK5/)

61 I like this.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 13, 2024 09:40 AM (SfhV1)

62 The MET

Title: The Lie (Le mensonge)

Artist: Félix Vallotton (Swiss, Lausanne 1865–1925 Paris)

Date: 1897

Medium: Oil on cardboard

Dimensions: 9 7/16 × 13 1/8 in. (24 × 33.3 cm)
Framed: 11 1/2 × 15 1/4 × 1 1/2 in. (29.2 × 38.7 × 3.8 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

63 Bobos in Paradise???
Posted by: tubal

Sooooo close. Boobs in Paradise.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:41 AM (fAazs)

64 "Oil on cardboard?" Cardboard???

Is this one of those art projects they used to do on Captain Kangaroo?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV)

65 That could be a young Nicolae Ceauşescu making time with Elena.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:42 AM (WBQfF)

66 Love the vibrant reds.

Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 09:42 AM (oaGWv)

67 Zombie Diane Fiendsteen estate sale item?

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2024 09:43 AM (VjU8A)

68 What is the "lie" part? She is older and not very attractive, and he is pretending to find her irresistible in order to get access to her money?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She'll do a Kamala.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:43 AM (fAazs)

69 This was painted in 1897??
I would have thought around 1920 or so.

Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

70 Love the vibrant reds.
Posted by: Tuna

The Revolution will be vibrant, Comrade.
-- V. I. Lenin

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

71 > "Oil on cardboard?" Cardboard???
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Junior high school art teacher would give this an A+

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (Q4IgG)

72 "Oil on cardboard?" Cardboard???

Is this one of those art projects they used to do on Captain Kangaroo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

That's your AoSHQ Membership Card.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (fAazs)

73 She's clutching her clutch!

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)

74 It's fascinating how the left side is dominated by the couple in action, but the right side is dominated by the flowers/vase, basically a still life. Also, the broad use of magenta creates a back drop o the dark negative spaces created by the man's silhouette and the blooms. It leaves this viewer contemplating the painter's sanguine submission to a world where no matter your action or inaction it all ends in blood.

Posted by: Bilwis AI Bot 9000 The Plausible Deniability Model at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (pIfcn)

75 Dude's wearing too much rouge.

Posted by: Kumswala at September 13, 2024 09:45 AM (ftFVW)

76 Alternate title:

"Le Romance de Thalidomide"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2024 09:45 AM (eDfFs)

77 71 > "Oil on cardboard?" Cardboard???
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Junior high school art teacher would give this an A+
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:44 AM (Q4IgG)

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You should see the diorama!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:45 AM (WBQfF)

78 The more I look at it, the rendering really is done with little enthusiasm. Like he had an idea for something, but the only brush he had on hand was that one in the junk drawer whose bristles are half splayed-out, with globs of dried paint stuck to the ferrule.

Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:45 AM (0Id0S)

79 Dude's wife is going to see that lipstick on his cheek and have a fit. Probably throw things. Then call her lawyer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

It's French. His wife probably just got finished blowing Paolo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 09:46 AM (T7iTv)

80 I bet his left leg went to sleep during that pose.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:46 AM (AwYPR)

81 Oops, away with you, young prostituter sock.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 09:46 AM (ftFVW)

82 Alternate title:

"When Gloop From the Herculoids Went Tranny"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2024 09:46 AM (eDfFs)

83 Blue-Themed Painting Of Happy Gay Couple Provokes Homophobic Comments At Racist Conspiracy Website.

Posted by: This is CNN at September 13, 2024 09:47 AM (/YM5e)

84 74 >>It's fascinating how the left side is dominated by the couple in action, but the right side is dominated by the flowers/vase, basically a still life. Also, the broad use of magenta creates a back drop o the dark negative spaces created by the man's silhouette and the blooms. It leaves this viewer contemplating the painter's sanguine submission to a world where no matter your action or inaction it all ends in blood.

Also, you can't see her tits. Which is weird.

Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:47 AM (0Id0S)

85 78 The more I look at it, the rendering really is done with little enthusiasm.

-----------

You could say Valloton was phoning it in, but in 1897 there were no phones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:47 AM (WBQfF)

86 46 What is the "lie" part? She is older and not very attractive, and he is pretending to find her irresistible in order to get access to her money?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

I'm glad someone translated the title. It completely changed the mood.

I don't see an older woman, but I think you're right about the overall plot. I think he's the liar because of her body language. She seems really into it while he's just snuggling. A rake after his latest conquest?

Red is a very carnal, hot, lusty color. Whatever is happening here, it's fogging up the windows.

Posted by: Kris at September 13, 2024 09:48 AM (EwaUh)

87 She obviously a courtesan.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:48 AM (V13WU)

88 I think I'd be nauseous if I had to look at the wallpaper all day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

89 Alternate title:

"Well, I know I ordered a hooker that wasn't too grabby and didn't talk too much in public.

But, baby, I definitely prefer women with fingers and a mouth!""

Posted by: naturalfake at September 13, 2024 09:49 AM (eDfFs)

90 78 The more I look at it, the rendering really is done with little enthusiasm. Like he had an idea for something, but the only brush he had on hand was that one in the junk drawer whose bristles are half splayed-out, with globs of dried paint stuck to the ferrule.
Posted by: red speck at September 13, 2024 09:45 AM (0Id0S)

Hey! Get out of my tool shed!

Posted by: Kris at September 13, 2024 09:49 AM (EwaUh)

91 Well, if it's a "lie", then he's PRETENDED to agree to let her remodel the kitchen.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 13, 2024 09:49 AM (LxER7)

92 The lie: "I make the best sammiches in all Paris."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

93 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

94 The lie: "I make the best sammiches in all Paris."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

I'll have a muffuletta.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

95 No doubt the the title has already been translated as "The Lie".

As such, it reminds me of my favorite quote from the movie Kiss Me Deadly, "The liar's kiss: it says, 'I love you' but means something else."

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (p9rFX)

96 >>>Medium: Oil on cardboard

It's better with the original macaroni and glue.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2024 09:53 AM (CwhoI)

97 93 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

Walton Goggins with a goatee?

Posted by: Kris at September 13, 2024 09:54 AM (EwaUh)

98 Dude looks vaguely familiar... I've seen that face before, somewhere, but can't place it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

99 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Looks like Raul Julia to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)

100 This painting is...mediocre. It's what I'd expect to receive if I ordered a Klimt print through wish.com

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 13, 2024 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

101 The artist died at age 60 in 1925, so this could be from the 1920s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

102 >>>Dude looks vaguely familiar... I've seen that face before, somewhere, but can't place it.

Skip Bayless?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2024 09:55 AM (CwhoI)

103 Hall of Famer, Joe Schmidt, who helped the Detroit Lions win two NFL titles. dies at 92.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 09:55 AM (CEzQx)

104 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

Looks a bit like Orlando Bloom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 09:56 AM (T7iTv)

105 As such, it reminds me of my favorite quote from the movie Kiss Me Deadly, "The liar's kiss: it says, 'I love you' but means something else."
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (p9rFX)
++++
See also: "just the tip"
See also: "of course you can open up to me and I won't find it revolting"
See also: "you look great in those pants"
See also: "your makeup doesn't at all make you look like a clown"
See also: "I just love your aftershave"

Posted by: References and Cross-Indexing Services, LLP at September 13, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)

106 Looks like she made Charlie X mad...

Posted by: PabloD at September 13, 2024 09:57 AM (ixVVY)

107 Looks like she made Charlie X mad...
Posted by: PabloD at September 13, 2024 09:57 AM (ixVVY)
++++
How big is that damn family?

Malcom, Candidate, Brand, American History and now Charlie? How many of these X characters are there?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:58 AM (HnUIn)

108 https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Couldn't decide between turtleneck/crewneck.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)

109 How many of these X characters are there?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Ten. Duh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)

110 How do I send a painting submission to the Art Thread Submission Baord?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 09:59 AM (/VBJ9)

111 Alternate title:

"Le Romance de Thalidomide"

Posted by: naturalfake

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 09:59 AM (fAazs)

112 https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
*
Walton Goggins with a goatee?
Posted by: Kris at September 13, 202

***
That might be it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

113 Why is this not a depiction of a moment of honest affection between 2 people instead of something with a darker connotation? Such does occur, you must realize.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (hKoQL)

114 Looks like a kid's construction paper cut-outs. Weird how there's no separation between the table top and the chair behind it. Your eye has to add a line to complete the table.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (/y8xj)

115 How do I send a painting submission to the Art Thread Submission Baord?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 09:59 AM (/VBJ9)

UPS?

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

116 Woman's thinking, "He's no Georges Clemenceau."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)

117 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 09:58 AM (HnUIn)

=======

Started new job?

How's onboarding?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)

118 This is not the red I was hoping for on Friday the 13th.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (ftFVW)

119 "My thrush has cleared up."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (0FoWg)

120
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (8LYwR)

121 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 10:01 AM (vFG9F)

122 Bulgaroctonus, how was the interview? Sorry if you've already answered this a million times. Believe it or not, sometimes I step away from the gray boxes.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 13, 2024 10:01 AM (iZbyp)

123 Well, My 40 calabash pipe still smokes well. I forgot how relaxing pipe smoking is. Now I'm going to hit local vintage shops, and garage sales, to find pipes I can restore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 10:01 AM (/VBJ9)

124 Haitian engineer??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15h
BREAKING: *Crash* - CSX train hits tank, truck in Goose Creek, South Carolina

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:01 AM (CEzQx)

125 Why is this not a depiction of a moment of honest affection between 2 people instead of something with a darker connotation?

Because the title is literally "The Lie?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:02 AM (/y8xj)

126 UPS?

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

Gees. You guys. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 10:02 AM (/VBJ9)

127
She has no face. Weird.
Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

_________

Her name is Julia

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 10:02 AM (8LYwR)

128 Bobos in Paradise???
Posted by: tubal at September 13, 2024 09:34 AM

My fan!

Posted by: David Brooks] at September 13, 2024 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

129 Haitian engineer??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15h
BREAKING: *Crash* - CSX train hits tank, truck in Goose Creek, South Carolina

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:01 AM (CEzQx)

Low Country SC?.....geechee

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

130 Why is this not a depiction of a moment of honest affection between 2 people instead of something with a darker connotation? Such does occur, you must realize.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA

'Tis true, to be sure. But this work is titled the lie.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:03 AM (ftFVW)

131 It looks like she is holding a sponge. Is that to catch the drool?

Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 10:03 AM (vFG9F)

132 Also, note that she's not just sitting on his lap. She's clamped between his thighs.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 13, 2024 10:04 AM (p9rFX)

133 I do like some of Vallotton's other works-

https://tinyurl.com/3b2rtjce

https://tinyurl.com/4wyp465b

https://tinyurl.com/fsz3jjn6

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 10:04 AM (NpAcC)

134 Why is this not a depiction of a moment of honest affection between 2 people instead of something with a darker connotation? Such does occur, you must realize.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 13, 2024 p.i]

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Yes; but the artist entitled it "The Lie," so you have to wonder about the trueness of the scene.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

135

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

136 Morn' all.. Colorful

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (IyPmt)

137 It looks like she is holding a sponge. Is that to catch the drool?
Posted by: fd

She's trying to decide if he's worthy of one of the last available.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (ftFVW)

138 USA TODAY- Ben & Jerry's co-founders unveil Kamala Harris 'Coconut Jubilee' ice cream flavor.

WASHINGTON – Vice President Kamala Harris went viral after asking about a coconut tree. Now, she's getting her very own coconut ice cream.

The "Scoop the Vote" free ice cream truck tour kicks off on Monday in Philadelphia – with Cohen and Greenfield – and will make 20 stops in states that will likely help decide the election, including Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona and Nevada. Limited edition pints of “Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee,” a coconut flavored ice cream layered with caramel and topped with red, white and blue star sprinkles, will be raffled off at the stops.

MAGA Meltdown in 5 4 3 2 1. I'm sure someone will be shooting up their Ben and Jerry's ice cream. I’ve seen videos of them shooting up $300 Yeti coolers because of some imagined slight.

Kid Rock, you're up. Stack it up on some cases of Bud Light and grab your machine gun. Maga looks to you.

Bud Light and coconut ice cream? We can call it a Florida Float. The magat rednecks down there would probably LOVE it!

(Liaison- Image of new icecream?) https://tinyurl.com/373n6v9w

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

139
Can I Cut In? - a limerick

A bachelor who hailed from Durango
Grew weary of solo fandango.
So he pulled out a knife
And took his friend's wife,
'Cause he knew that it takes two to tango

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (991eG)

140 Because the title is literally "The Lie?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:02 AM (/y8xj)

Damn Frenchies. Why can't they just speak English?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (/VBJ9)

141 This is not the red I was hoping for on Friday the 13th.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (ftFVW)
*******
I was hoping for a lot of black cats.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (NpAcC)

142 Started new job?

How's onboarding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
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Not yet. Plenty of paperwork, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)

143 138 MAGA Meltdown in 5 4 3 2 1. I'm sure someone will be shooting up their Ben and Jerry's ice cream. I’ve seen videos of them shooting up $300 Yeti coolers because of some imagined slight.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

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Why would we buy ice cream from a company that functions on stolen land, admits it, and won't give it back?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

144 142 Not yet. Plenty of paperwork, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)

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Think many Haitian immigrants have to fill out the I9?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

145 She wants his money. He's not buying it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 10:07 AM (/VBJ9)

146 It looks like she is holding a sponge. Is that to catch the drool?
Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 10:03

*squints*

That looks nothing like Sponge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)

147 114 Looks like a kid's construction paper cut-outs. Weird how there's no separation between the table top and the chair behind it. Your eye has to add a line to complete the table.
Posted by: Oddbob

Hey, that gives us a great idea...

Posted by: Trey Parker and Matt Stone at September 13, 2024 10:07 AM (JCZqz)

148 WASHINGTON – Vice President Kamala Harris went viral after asking about a coconut tree. Now, she's getting her very own coconut ice cream.

The "Scoop the Vote" free ice cream truck tour kicks off on Monday in Philadelphia – with Cohen and Greenfield – and will make 20 stops in states that will likely help decide the election, including Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona and Nevada. Limited edition pints of “Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee,” a coconut flavored ice cream layered with caramel and topped with red, white and blue star sprinkles, will be raffled off at the stops.

No that's not election interference.. And Your ice cream is overpriced crap.. By the way forget the white and blue.. Commie red for the win

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (IyPmt)

149 Bud Light and coconut ice cream? We can call it a Florida Float. The magat rednecks down there would probably LOVE it!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

That sounds really nasty. On the other hand, Guinness float with Guinness flavored ice cream is quite good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (ftFVW)

150 115 How do I send a painting submission to the Art Thread Submission Baord?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 09:59 AM (/VBJ9)

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Dummkopf! Take it from me. Don't waste your time!

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (WBQfF)

151 ... MAGA Meltdown in 5 4 3 2 1. I'm sure someone will be shooting up their Ben and Jerry's ice cream. I’ve seen videos of them shooting up $300 Yeti coolers because of some imagined slight. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 13, 2024 10:05 AM (JCZqz)
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This might have been the last person on the planet who *didn't* know that Ben & Jerry's is woke AF. Woke is part of its brand, central to its identity. Any customers who would left the brand over politics did so *years* ago. Having completed the Woke Shift already, it can only be beneficial. They won't lose a single customer because everyone already knows what the brand is all about.

Except, apparently, this one person.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

152 Well, My 40 calabash pipe still smokes well. I forgot how relaxing pipe smoking is. Now I'm going to hit local vintage shops, and garage sales, to find pipes I can restore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024

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Good luck. There are a lot of great vintage brands you can look for, Dr. Grabow, Kaywoodie, and Mastercraft, to name a few.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

153 151 This might have been the last person on the planet who *didn't* know that Ben & Jerry's is woke AF. Woke is part of its brand, central to its identity. Any customers who would left the brand over politics did so *years* ago. Having completed the Woke Shift already, it can only be beneficial. They won't lose a single customer because everyone already knows what the brand is all about.

Except, apparently, this one person.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

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My problem with Ben and Jerry's is that they're not woke enough.

Admitting that they function on stolen land from Native American tribes is just virtue signalling. Give the land back, racists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

154 Think many Haitian immigrants have to fill out the I9?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:06 AM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, probably.

Stolen or made-up numbers delivered with a mutual nudge and wink, but yeah, the paperwork is probably on file somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)

155 Bud Light and coconut ice cream? We can call it a Florida Float.

Key West Fruit Float

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:09 AM (fAazs)

156 Bud Light and coconut ice cream? We can call it a Florida Float. ...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:09 AM (fAazs)
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This sounds both revolting and in very poor taste.

We're adding it to the menu this evening.

Posted by: Margaritaville Resort at September 13, 2024 10:10 AM (HnUIn)

157 155 Bud Light and coconut ice cream? We can call it a Florida Float.

Key West Fruit Float
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

This sounds like my kinda drink!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 13, 2024 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

158 The lie? That he's spongeworthy.

Alternate lie:
Her: Yeah, I've done it before, I even brought a sponge.
Him: That's not where it goes!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 13, 2024 10:10 AM (NMT5x)

159 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

Looks a bit like Orlando Bloom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yes he does look a bit like Orlando Bloom but there's someone else too. Ack! This is going to drive me crazy all day. Thanks Wolfus.

Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (oaGWv)

160 Lots of cope on the left regarding the debate. If Harris got what she needed, why so anxious to debate again?

Because she gave no one who isn't already a Harris voter a reason to vote for her. There are plenty of votes to he had from people who wont vote Trump but aren’t necessarily liberal. None of those voters heard a single policy from Harris to persuade them. That is also why she will only get a small polling bounce which will promptly fade.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (7PziG)

161 USA TODAY- Ben & Jerry's co-founders unveil Kamala Harris 'Coconut Jubilee' ice cream flavor.

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I would've thought Pure F*cking Nuts Giggle Cream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

162 How do I send a painting submission to the Art Thread Submission Baord?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

CBD's got a Board now? By those meetings must be lit!

CBD: "I want ottoman guy again!"
Rest of Board (JJ, Mannix, MisHum, etc.): "But the Horde will lynch us if we don't give them boobs! It's been over six months since we've shown boobs!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (v6JzV)

163 160 Because she gave no one who isn't already a Harris voter a reason to vote for her. There are plenty of votes to he had from people who wont vote Trump but aren’t necessarily liberal. None of those voters heard a single policy from Harris to persuade them. That is also why she will only get a small polling bounce which will promptly fade.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (7PziG)

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Rich Baris insists that undecided voters are now predominantly male.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO)

164 DU is very out of touch - majority probably NY, or some lilly white enclave on the leftist coast.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 10:12 AM (V13WU)

165 On a phone, the faces are indistinct - blow it up and you see that she is whispering to him.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 13, 2024 10:12 AM (gfztU)

166 USA TODAY- Ben & Jerry's co-founders unveil Kamala Harris 'Coconut Jubilee'

Brown on the outside. White on the inside.

Backhand slap at Cumswallower?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (fAazs)

167 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Police detained a 27-year-old Islamist from Syria who planned a machete attack on Bundeswehr soldiers in Bavaria, Germany.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (CEzQx)

168 "Coconut Jubilee" ice cream? Even if it weren't Ben & Jerry's, even if it weren't connected to KH, I'd hate it. Coconut is not one of my favorite flavors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

169 166 USA TODAY- Ben & Jerry's co-founders unveil Kamala Harris 'Coconut Jubilee'

Brown on the outside. White on the inside.

Backhand slap at Cumswallower?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (fAazs)

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She took up the name because of something her mother said, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

170 None of those voters heard a single policy from Harris to persuade them. That is also why she will only get a small polling bounce which will promptly fade.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

But that doesn't make any sense! All the polling says Americans agreed she won the debate! Just like all of Trump's previous Dem opponents (except Biden, who had a cold and was jet lagged. What a trooper and great American).

Posted by: MSM and Political Pundits at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

171 Rich Baris insists that undecided voters are now predominantly male.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I loved his Gong Show!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 10:14 AM (WXNFJ)

172 Golden Calf anyone?

Oprah says we should "honor" and "have a reverence" toward artificial intelligence in new special with Bill Gates 😬

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

173 I am going to post this here, since admirers of Darry Cooper seem to be daywalkers. Much needed rebuttal.

https://tinyurl.com/yf55jk9m

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 10:14 AM (V13WU)

174 Shoulda called it Fuzzy Coconut and Cream.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (ftFVW)

175 "Coconut Jubilee" ice cream? Even if it weren't Ben & Jerry's, even if it weren't connected to KH, I'd hate it. Coconut is not one of my favorite flavors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

Seems vaguely.....rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)

176 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 16h
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a CSX freight train crashes into a semi-truck carrying a military army tank
📌#GooseCreek | #SouthCarolina
Watch wild video captured earlier this afternoon in Goose Creek, South Carolina shows an 18-wheeler carrying a military tank getting stuck on railroad tracks and being struck by a CSX freight train. Numerous bystanders witnessed the incident. Officials reported that the truck, using a lowboy trailer to transport an M109 Paladin Howitzer tank, became stuck while crossing the tracks. The oncoming train collided with the truck, causing significant damage. Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and the driver refused treatment. ‘It’s not every day you see a tank get smashed by a train,’ some workers joked

https://tinyurl.com/yzjsmx7s
1:15 minutes; LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (CEzQx)

177 Contrast:

Polling says that Trump is up by 5 in FL, therefore, Florida is gettable by Harris. Trump won FL in 2020 by 3.5, and DeSantis won his governorship in 2022 by 19.

Against:

Polling says that Harris is up by 5 in MN, therefore, MN is way out of reach of Trump and a sign that he's flailing and about to get replaced by Vance. Biden won MN by 7 in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

178 Rich Baris insists that undecided voters are now predominantly male.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I loved his Gong Show!
Posted by: Tonypete

Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (fAazs)

179 Soon you'll have nothing but there's still sex?

Aha! MoMA Exhibitions -
Félix Vallotton
The Lie (Le mensonge) from Intimacies (Intimités)
1897
Medium: Woodcut

After dinner dessert? He's trying to sneak a peek, she's covering up the goods or what he hopes is the goods?

I would definitely look at his woodcut prints in a gallery, though I doubt I'd hang the featured one.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

180 Oprah says we should "honor" and "have a reverence" toward artificial intelligence in new special with Bill Gates 😬
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And yet, if one professes a reverence for God, all the usual suspects lose their minds.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

181 Is the woman a contortionist in a loose dress or shaped like a weeble wooble?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (oZhjI)

182 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 14h
🚨#BREAKING: Military officials are investigating after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 military aircraft fell from the sky and landed in a a school parking lot
📌#Hanahan | #Southcarolina
Currently Military officials are currently investigating an incident in Hanahan, South Carolina, after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III aircraft fell from the sky and landed in the parking lot of Divine Redeemer School. Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and the area has been secured as a precaution. Officials stated they are aware that the tail cone detached from a military aircraft during flight and have launched a thorough investigation to determine the cause of the incident. At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (CEzQx)

183 Golden Rule.

Swiss Muslim Politician Resigns after Using Jesus and Virgin Mary for Target Practice

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

184 I would've thought Pure F*cking Nuts Giggle Cream.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Lots of options. Get a Kaboom crossover with a wine ribbon through it because she's a cheap, drunk clown?

Chicken chunks and cat food kibble because she's a cat lady known for swallowing cock?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

185 183 Golden Rule.

Swiss Muslim Politician Resigns after Using Jesus and Virgin Mary for Target Practice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

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Honestly, that's just cultural appropriation.

The atheists of Sweden who took over 50 years ago do that all the time.

(probably, I dunno)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

186
My opinions have no great value, but it seems in this election nobody is voting for someone but against someone. And so far there's no reason for anyone's mind to change.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (8LYwR)

187 Lots of cope on the left regarding the debate. If Harris got what she needed, why so anxious to debate again? ...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (7PziG)
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I don't think it was the debate itself. That was pointless. I'm firmly in the "nobody won" camp. Trump had multiple opportunities for brutal smack-downs and he took none of them. Neither of them answered questions and just doled out their stump speeches in two-minute increments. Harris was vapid and Trump was periodically belligerent. The "moderators" were direct participants. The whole show was pointless and empty. Trump didn't go off the rails losing his cool and Harris only giggled once.

But the post-debate environment is where they lost control, and where the trepidation is probably coming from. The post-debate coverage is a Trump win. There is only one common, major topic: Haitian illegals eating pets, with a chaser of Venezuelan warlords in apartment blocks. And it was an own-goal by the press. They just had to go "debunk" both and keep them in the news cycle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:17 AM (HnUIn)

188 Le mensonge is that contrary to her whispers to him she didn't actually like that bath loofa he bought her and was really hoping he'd buy her the nice cotton robe she never actually told him she wanted.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 13, 2024 10:17 AM (Y6IkP)

189 What a disappointment the title of that painting is. The initial impression (to me) is totally different that suggested by the title. Shame on me for thinking thus, I suppose.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 13, 2024 10:18 AM (hKoQL)

190 Good luck. There are a lot of great vintage brands you can look for, Dr. Grabow, Kaywoodie, and Mastercraft, to name a few.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

Thanks for that Wolfus. it's been so long I've lost track of brands and styles. I'm in the sticks. So no decent smoke shops. Looking forward to trying tobacco blends again. I'm also going to make my own pipe holder.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 10:18 AM (/VBJ9)

191 Seems vaguely.....rayciss.

Coconut is a slur similar to calling a black person an oreo.

Somehow the FNM and AWFLs have decided calling Kamala a coconut is funny.

And keep in mind they aren't calling her the slur for black people, they are calling her the slur for among others...Indians.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (oZhjI)

192 ... Officials reported that the truck, using a lowboy trailer to transport an M109 Paladin Howitzer tank, became stuck while crossing the tracks. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:15 AM (CEzQx)
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That isn't a tank, it's self-propelled artillery...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (HnUIn)

193 187. Trump’s “the fighter who lost asks for a rematch” analogy is perfect. It is not that Trump had some resounding victory, its that Harris’ inner circle knows they scored no points with the voters who count.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (7PziG)

194 Golden Rule.

Swiss Muslim Politician Resigns after Using Jesus and Virgin Mary for Target Practice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 13, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl)

Publish so much as a stick figuring drawing of ole Moe Hammy'd and there's rioting in the streets.

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (q3L55)

195 I now define Kamala Harris as Coconut Jubilee.

That's all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 10:20 AM (Q4IgG)

196 194 Publish so much as a stick figuring drawing of ole Moe Hammy'd and there's rioting in the streets.
Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (q3L55)

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Je ne suis une pipe. Je suis Muhammad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

197 Bulgaroctonus, how was the interview? Sorry if you've already answered this a million times. Believe it or not, sometimes I step away from the gray boxes.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Well, not so good. There was a kind of test involved to test mental processing speed (the company is one that provides training to students with cognitive deficiencies -- ADHD, autism, etc.). We (there were two other applicants there besides me) were given a written task which we had to complete in under 4 minutes. I completed it in 5:08. The lady in charge said that everyone who has failed to complete it in under 4 minutes ends up quitting because the training that they do is very fast-paced and is challenging to keep up with. So no place there for me.

Sigh. As a younger guy, I probably could've completed the task in under 4 minutes. But, as an older guy (late 50s), that probably is not the right place for me, anyway.

So, back to the drawing board...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (v6JzV)

198 193 187. Trump’s “the fighter who lost asks for a rematch” analogy is perfect. It is not that Trump had some resounding victory, its that Harris’ inner circle knows they scored no points with the voters who count.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:19 AM (7PziG)

We're days out from the debate and all anyone is talking about is Springfield, Ohio.

Trump won.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

199 Rich Baris insists that undecided voters are now predominantly male.

Nicholas Eberstadt was talking about the cohort of youngish men that are out of the work force and mentioned in passing they don't really have a political party/agenda/ideology.

Trump should be campaigning to these people but since I'm not one of them he could already be doing so for all I know...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (oZhjI)

200
I now define Kamala Harris as Coconut Jubilee.

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Sounds like a Bond Girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (8LYwR)

201 Swiss Muslim Politician Resigns after Using Jesus and Virgin Mary for Target Practice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

But I was told Islam respects other religions, and they revere Jesus as a special prophet of Allah!

Posted by: Clueless Leftist at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

202 We're days out from the debate and all anyone is talking about is Springfield, Ohio.

The standard leftist tack on these sort of stories of just calling anyone that talks about it rayciss doesn't seem to be working very well for them...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:22 AM (oZhjI)

203 199. I think the Theo Vonn interview was directed exclusively at these young apolitical males.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:23 AM (7PziG)

204 Update:

Black Insurrectionist--I FOLLOW BACK TRUE PATRIOTS @DocNetyoutube 1h
Good Grief, the left had a meltdown yesterday when the news came out of a whistleblower that would show the truth. I mean, I love how accounts such as Meidas Touch, Pete Heinlen and others call me a liar when I have not ever printed a false story and they have printing hundreds. I mean, how hard is it to believe that Kamala's best friend would give her aid in a debate? How hard is it to believe that they would fact check only Donald Trump? Well you losers, you better go back on my timeline, because everything that happened in the debate I had already printed it partly based on the affidavit that is going to rock your world. So, when the attorney for the whistleblower sends me back the affidavit, I will be putting it online, you can do all the examinations you want. It will hold water.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:23 AM (CEzQx)

205 Je ne suis une pipe. Je suis Muhammad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

English, muthafucka, do you speak it?!?

Posted by: Sam Jackson at September 13, 2024 10:23 AM (q3L55)

206 Nicholas Eberstadt was talking about the cohort of youngish men that are out of the work force and mentioned in passing they don't really have a political party/agenda/ideology. ...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:21 AM (oZhjI)
++++
Same as it ever was. Most young people aren't politically tuned-in and historically, they aren't.

But environment counts. "No job, no wife, no prospects for either" does not breed support for the establishment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn)

207 202 We're days out from the debate and all anyone is talking about is Springfield, Ohio.

The standard leftist tack on these sort of stories of just calling anyone that talks about it rayciss doesn't seem to be working very well for them...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:22 AM (oZhjI)

Ironically, the seeming outlandishness of someone on a national stage accusing people of eating cats and dogs made it attention grabbing.

MSM going to have to work overtime to keep this bottled up. DeWine IMMEDIATELY offering $2.5M to address a problem that supposedly doesn't exist ain't helping their cause.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:23 AM (KbCG3)

208 I now define Kamala Harris as Coconut Jubilee.

You've seen what bond girls look like right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (oZhjI)

209 Looks a bit like Orlando Bloom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yes he does look a bit like Orlando Bloom but there's someone else too. Ack! This is going to drive me crazy all day. Thanks Wolfus.
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (oaGWv)

Robert Patrick?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (PiwSw)

210 Gosh darn, I love being able to correct my own comments now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

211 Think many Haitian immigrants have to fill out the I9?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That would be the ITIN since they're undocumented.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (FxH7T)

212 Officials reported that the truck, using a lowboy trailer to transport an M109 Paladin Howitzer tank, became stuck while crossing the tracks. ...
Posted by: andycanuck

That driver totally missed the warning sign immediately before the tracks.

One would think that with the hundreds of heavy loads coming into and going out of the base the driver would know which routes to take.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (WXNFJ)

213 But environment counts. "No job, no wife, no prospects for either" does not breed support for the establishment.

I can't understand how someone in this position would vote for 4 more years of it but...they are also generally apathetic so not voting is a potential option as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (oZhjI)

214 "At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane"

What's these extra screws?

Posted by: DEI Aircraft Mechanic at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (vFG9F)

215 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.

Posted by: Have ya noticed at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (DobEs)

216 Hmmmm. I ‘m not mad at it, but not sure I love it, either.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (p4NUW)

217 I can't understand how someone in this position would vote for 4 more years of it but...they are also generally apathetic so not voting is a potential option as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (oZhjI)
++++
I think it's increasingly not apathy so much as it is disgust.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:26 AM (HnUIn)

218 Looks a bit like Orlando Bloom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yes he does look a bit like Orlando Bloom but there's someone else too. Ack! This is going to drive me crazy all day. Thanks Wolfus.
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 10:11 AM (oaGWv)

Robert Patrick?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

A young Jeremy Irons? No, that's not it. Arghhhh....

Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 10:26 AM (oaGWv)

219 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

220 I don't know who is running Trump's campaign in GA, but jeebus.

He hasn't made a single appearance in coastal GA, after Kamala and her fellow commie came and "wowed" the locals, but his campaign is sending...

Kristi Noem to Savannah tomorrow.

As predicted, social media is having a field day.

"Forget the lie about Haitian immigrants eating pets, hide your dogs from Kristi!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (IcuR4)

221 One would think that with the hundreds of heavy loads coming into and going out of the base the driver would know which routes to take.
Posted by: Tonypete

Let's not be too judgemental here. I've been a hurry at times, and mistakenly taken a heavy load on the back road, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (JCZqz)

222 > I now define Kamala Harris as Coconut Jubilee.

________

Sounds like a Bond Girl.
--------
She's no Pussy Galore

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (Q4IgG)

223 This seems fitting........

https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Swiss Muslim Politician Resigns after Using Jesus and Virgin Mary for Target Practice
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So much for the story that Muzzies esteem Jesus as a "prophet" and that they also hold Mary in high regard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

225
it seems in this election nobody is voting for someone but against someone.

So, just like every other election?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (63Dwl)

226 Hmmmm. I ‘m not mad at it, but not sure I love it, either.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM
(p4NUW)

Not asking you to fall in love...fall in line.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

227 Robert Patrick?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 13, 2024 10:24 AM (PiwSw)
++++
He is, and always shall be, the T-1000.

I actually can't come up with his name. I recognize it, but if I see him, I don't think "Robert Patrick." I think, "oh, the T-1000 did another thing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)

228 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.

And that the best case analysis of this is it was due to abject, criminal incompetence on the part of Biden's SS head.

Of course anyone that spends 5 minutes reading what happened sees it was intentional...

As I've said a few times if we imagined a reversed scenario when candidate Biden/Harris was allowed to be shot at by President Trump's SS, this theoretical President Trump would have been impeached and removed from office already.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:28 AM (oZhjI)

229 For a split second I thought this was Bill and Hillary and wondered how we’d upset CBD.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 13, 2024 10:28 AM (QZThv)

230 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.
Posted by: Have ya noticed

The operative word there is "Republican". If it had been Kamkam we'd never hear the end of it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 10:29 AM (oaGWv)

231 215 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.
Posted by: Have ya noticed

He was fine! Just a little ear nick. Probably from glass. We're doing him a favor, really, but not showing his awful, violent response to "fight". Truly dividing type rhetoric...even his fellow conservatives, like the Lincoln Project, agree!

Posted by: MSM at September 13, 2024 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

232 Piper, did you see Comment #38?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:29 AM (v6JzV)

233 Haitian voter fraud uncovered in Springfield. In Clark County, state officials have found an illegal voter registration form translated into the Haitian Creole language. It's only one form, but they're alerting election officials to the possibility there are more.

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2024 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

234 "Gosh darn, I love being able to correct my own comments now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott"

So I had an idea. If I make a mistake, can you ban me so the comment will disappear and then unban me so I can try again?

Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 10:30 AM (vFG9F)

235 233 Haitian voter fraud uncovered in Springfield. In Clark County, state officials have found an illegal voter registration form translated into the Haitian Creole language. It's only one form, but they're alerting election officials to the possibility there are more.

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2024 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

"No." - City Manager

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:30 AM (KbCG3)

236 Art: makes me think of Baby it's cold outside.

Posted by: It's almost xmas at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (DobEs)

237 Haitian voter fraud uncovered in Springfield. In Clark County, state officials have found an illegal voter registration form translated into the Haitian Creole language. It's only one form, but they're alerting election officials to the possibility there are more.

This will just get them to stop translating the ballots and just casting them on behalf of the "newcomers"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (oZhjI)

238 So much for the story that Muzzies esteem Jesus as a "prophet" and that they also hold Mary in high regard.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

Possible theory...they don't know the first thing about their own religion and instead cling (bitterly, perhaps) to tribal identities and loyalties.

Posted by: Sam Jackson at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (lEAvH)

239 I don't speak fraunch, but I assume "mensonge" means fat ugly broad.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (2iPj9)

240 "So, just like every other election?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

Trump is one of the few candidates I ever voted FOR.

Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (vFG9F)

241 197 So, back to the drawing board...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

You mean to tell me a company that proctors tests to people with disabilities is screening with a test that measures the potential for needing an accommodation? Was this test validated? I really wonder about companies right now. This seems like it has the potential for disparate impact all over it. If you are comfortable, would you email me more information?

Also. It sounds like their training program is problematic.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (p4NUW)

242 I wonder if the gal's husband is cool with her choice of boyfriend?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (WXNFJ)

243 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

Whether this is apocryphal or not I don't know, but to my reading it seems analogous to "He didn't just fall off the turnip truck."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)

244 For a split second I thought this was Bill and Hillary and wondered how we’d upset CBD.
Posted by: Ian S.

Even without a face, the chick in the painting is millions of times more attractive than Hillary was even in her "prime."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (v6JzV)

245 243 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

Whether this is apocryphal or not I don't know, but to my reading it seems analogous to "He didn't just fall off the turnip truck."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)

=======

"You are not a coconut."

"I'm a coconut!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

246 Art: makes me think of Baby it's cold outside.
Posted by: It's almost xmas at September 13, 2024 10:31 AM (DobEs)

RAPE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

247 246 RAPE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

*runs up excitedly*
-E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

248 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.
Posted by: Have ya noticed at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (DobEs)

Biden's call to "lower the temperature" has similarly been ignored as Kamala said at the debate Trump would make himself dictator.

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 10:34 AM (lEAvH)

249 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

A common phrasing used in many African American households.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

250 You mean to tell me a company that proctors tests to people with disabilities is screening with a test that measures the potential for needing an accommodation? Was this test validated? I really wonder about companies right now. This seems like it has the potential for disparate impact all over it. If you are comfortable, would you email me more information?

I will send you an e-mail (maybe not today) with more explanation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)

251 =======

*runs up excitedly*
-E. Jean Carroll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

*CHONG chong*

*credits for Law & Order roll*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

252 243 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

Whether this is apocryphal or not I don't know, but to my reading it seems analogous to "He didn't just fall off the turnip truck."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)

I've seen the clip. She sounded drunk (hide your shocked face).

The quote is something like, "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree. You exist in the context of everything that is around you."

She laughed at certain parts of that. The audience didn't seem to notice there were punchlines.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:35 AM (KbCG3)

253 "You are not a coconut."

"I'm a coconut!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
---
How many swallows did it take to carry you here?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 10:35 AM (7fElN)

254 I've seen these discussions on Jesus with Muslims.

If they are somewhat savvy about western politics they will claim as noted here that Jesus is a prophet in Islam. And yes that's true.

But the full story from the Muslim side is Jesus was a prophet of Islam, not the son of God, that he wasn't crucified, he didn't die and come back, and most of what is in the Bible are lies added by Jews.

Christianity comes from Judaism - but Islam is mostly Arab paganism combined with Muhammed's poor understanding of Judaism and a bunch of retrofitted crap added after the Muslims conquered the Holy Land - like Muhammed riding a flying horse into Jerusalem and having a religious ceremony there.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (oZhjI)

255 >Haitian voter fraud uncovered in Springfield.
--

I'm shocked. Look at my face 😐

Posted by: Don Black rescinds his consent to be governed at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (/7KEl)

256 Just two months ago the Republican nominee for president was wounded by an assassin's bullet and no one is talking about it.
Posted by: Have ya noticed at September 13, 2024 10:25 AM (DobEs)

I've been considering lately that maybe Trump doesn't want to be president anymore. That the guy who got up, with blood streaming down his face, saying "fight, fight, fight" doesn't really exist anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (2iPj9)

257 We (there were two other applicants there besides me) were given a written task which we had to complete in under 4 minutes. I completed it in 5:08. The lady in charge said that everyone who has failed to complete it in under 4 minutes ends up quitting...

That sounds interesting. Can you describe it in more detail?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (/y8xj)

258 re: the painting:

His center of gravity seems way too far to the rear for him to remain standing, unless she is supporting him. Perhaps the "Lie" was about his dodgy ticker, had a medical emergency and she is carrying him over to the sofa.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (991eG)

259 249 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

It was just the one time, mate.

Posted by: Keith Richards at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (PiwSw)

260 The Daily Mail had a vid yesterday of Don LeMon facepalming and rolling his eyes over Melania expressing concern over her husband's near-assassination.

Imagine mocking a former First Lady if the former president/candidate were a Dem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (IcuR4)

261 235 233 Haitian voter fraud uncovered in Springfield. In Clark County, state officials have found an illegal voter registration form translated into the Haitian Creole language. It's only one form, but they're alerting election officials to the possibility there are more.

Posted by: SMOD at September 13, 2024 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

"No." - City Manager
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Well, that settled it. Anyone claiming the contrary now is spreading dangerous, possibly Russian-influenced, misinformation to corrupt our election, and should be deplatformed.

Posted by: MSM at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (JCZqz)

262 Le mensonge

"One broad short of Ménage à trois."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

263 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

Whether this is apocryphal or not I don't know, but to my reading it seems analogous to "He didn't just fall off the turnip truck."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)

Are there a lot of coconut trees in India? I dot normally associate coconut with India. Normally when I think coconut I think tropical islands and beautiful women in coconut bras doing hula dances.

Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (lEAvH)

264 232 Piper, did you see Comment #38?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

I did now! We need an after portrait.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:37 AM (p4NUW)

265 How many swallows did it take to carry you here?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 10:35 AM (7fElN)

*ears perk up*

Swallows?

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at September 13, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

266 I've been considering lately that maybe Trump doesn't want to be president anymore. That the guy who got up, with blood streaming down his face, saying "fight, fight, fight" doesn't really exist anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (2iPj9)

Based on what?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:37 AM (KbCG3)

267 Jane.. Maybe Trumps pollsters have said GA is out of reach for him and he's going to other battleground States ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:37 AM (IyPmt)

268 He could have painted a green dress, but not a real green dress...that's cruel.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (wOdAh)

269 Candy pumpkins....I suspect it's just different shaped/colored candy corn...not trying.

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (AwYPR)

270 I've been considering lately that maybe Trump doesn't want to be president anymore. That the guy who got up, with blood streaming down his face, saying "fight, fight, fight" doesn't really exist anymore.

Not sure what you're basing that on but I suppose you could be right. In which case, I'm OK with him winning and then turning it over to Vance. I'm not OK with him quitting and letting Commie-la win and I don't think he's OK with that either.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (/y8xj)

271 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. All the rooms taken?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (W/lyH)

272 Vallotton's self portrait on Wiki looks like a character actor, a recent one, but I can't put a name to him:

https://tinyurl.com/24fhp92z
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
*
Looks a bit like Orlando Bloom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
*
Yes he does look a bit like Orlando Bloom but there's someone else too. Ack! This is going to drive me crazy all day. Thanks Wolfus.
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024

***
Found it! He resembles Michael Shannon, "General Zod" of the 2013 Man of Steel movie:

https://tinyurl.com/ysrncx9t

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu)

273 On the way to trillionaire...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 51m
United Airlines has revealed plans to equip over 1,000 of its planes with SpaceX's Starlink internet, boosting in-flight WiFi speeds by up to 100 times. This service will be provided to passengers free of charge, making United the largest airline to offer Starlink internet.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (CEzQx)

274 Christianity comes from Judaism - but Islam is mostly Arab paganism combined with Muhammed's poor understanding of Judaism and a bunch of retrofitted crap added after the Muslims conquered the Holy Land - like Muhammed riding a flying horse into Jerusalem and having a religious ceremony there.
Posted by: 18-1

Yes, this is something that most people are unaware of. Mohammed culturally appropriated all kinds of stuff from Judaism (mostly) and Christianity (a little) and combined it with the moon-rock worship. It has no organic connection with Judaism or Chrstiantiy at all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)

275 Imagine mocking a former First Lady if the former president/candidate were a Dem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (IcuR4)

He just needs a prison style beatdown.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

276 The lie, masculine. “Of course I love you”.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (p4NUW)

277 but Islam is mostly Arab paganism combined with Muhammed's poor understanding of Judaism and a bunch of retrofitted crap added after the Muslims conquered the Holy Land - like Muhammed riding a flying horse into Jerusalem and having a religious ceremony there.
Posted by: 18-1

Don't forget marrying 6 year old girls, having sex with 9 year old girls, etc. Did I mention having sex with 9 year old girls? That's my favorite part.

Posted by: Prophet Muhammed at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (JCZqz)

278 it seems in this election nobody is voting for someone but against someone.

I'm voting FOR Trump. He's been my guy since fairly early in the 2016 primaries. Not ashamed to admit it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (T7iTv)

279 Breaking911 @Breaking911 51m
United Airlines has revealed plans to equip over 1,000 of its planes with SpaceX's Starlink internet, boosting in-flight WiFi speeds by up to 100 times. This service will be provided to passengers free of charge, making United the largest airline to offer Starlink internet.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (CEzQx)

I still ain't flying your shit airline.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

280 United Airlines has revealed plans to equip over 1,000 of its planes with SpaceX's Starlink internet, boosting in-flight WiFi speeds by up to 100 times. This service will be provided to passengers free of charge, making United the largest airline to offer Starlink internet.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 10:38 AM (CEzQx)

All that snake oil.

Posted by: spindrift at September 13, 2024 10:40 AM (OguvZ)

281 Jane.. Maybe Trumps pollsters have said GA is out of reach for him and he's going to other battleground States ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:37 AM (IyPmt)

He won GA in 2020, except for the blatant cheating. Why would he give up on a mostly red state? He keeps focusing on Atlanta, which is a lost cause.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2024 10:40 AM (IcuR4)

282 Sigh. As a younger guy, I probably could've completed the task in under 4 minutes. But, as an older guy (late 50s), that probably is not the right place for me, anyway.

So, back to the drawing board...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
I'm sorry. That sucks. Keep your head up, my friend.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 13, 2024 10:40 AM (iZbyp)

283
He won GA in 2020, except for the blatant cheating. Why would he give up on a mostly red state? He keeps focusing on Atlanta, which is a lost cause.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2024 10:40 AM (IcuR4

I have no idea how he is doing there... You do... You're right forget Atlanta and go out where the regular folks are

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:41 AM (IyPmt)

284 I'm sorry. That sucks. Keep your head up, my friend.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Thanks. I still intend to contact you about the library idea. I got distracted by this latest opportunity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)

285 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

I guess it's a pretty common expression among the American black community.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (T7iTv)

286 but Islam is mostly Arab paganism combined with Muhammed's poor understanding of Judaism and a bunch of retrofitted crap added after the Muslims conquered the Holy Land - like Muhammed riding a flying horse into Jerusalem and having a religious ceremony there.
Posted by: 18-1

Don't forget marrying 6 year old girls, having sex with 9 year old girls, etc. Did I mention having sex with 9 year old girls? That's my favorite part.
Posted by: Prophet Muhammed at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (JCZqz)

Thank Heaven
For little girls!

Posted by: Joey From Scranton at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (SuqGT)

287 278. I am voting for him too. I liked him since he announced.

Just do not get why anyone would want more of whats is currently going on.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (7PziG)

288 Jane.. Maybe Trumps pollsters have said GA is out of reach for him and he's going to other battleground States ?

More likely is that they've told him GA is the most secure of the BG states, so he should spend his time elsewhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (xCA6C)

289 Don't forget marrying 6 year old girls, having sex with 9 year old girls, etc. Did I mention having sex with 9 year old girls? That's my favorite part.

Occasionally leftists/muslims will defend that by pointing out there where plenty of political marriages in history where a much younger woman/girl was married off to an older man for a political alliance

Islam notes he didn't just marry this girl young, he had sex with her far, far too early.

And Muhammed wasn't, according to Islam, just some warlord trying to get an alliance with another power broker - he was supposedly as perfect as a human could get...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (oZhjI)

290 More likely is that they've told him GA is the most secure of the BG states, so he should spend his time elsewhere.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (xCA6C)

I hope so

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (IyPmt)

291
Yes, this is something that most people are unaware of. Mohammed culturally appropriated all kinds of stuff from Judaism (mostly) and Christianity (a little) and combined it with the moon-rock worship. It has no organic connection with Judaism or Chrstiantiy at all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)

And he gained zero following until he started murdering in the name of his false prophet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

292 Islam notes he didn't just marry this girl young, he had sex with her far, far too early.

And Muhammed wasn't, according to Islam, just some warlord trying to get an alliance with another power broker - he was supposedly as perfect as a human could get...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (oZhjI)

I don't care what time period it is. There is nothing sexually attractive about a child. If you're turned on by kids, you're a deviant who deserves all the hell one universe can muster.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

293 Divine Redeemer school for sure!

What is up with SC?

Like the barges and bridges where one happened and then many more, BOLO for more military and train accidents.

Coincidence, enemy action, etc...?

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (NMT5x)

294 Are there a lot of coconut trees in India? I dot normally associate coconut with India. Normally when I think coconut I think tropical islands and beautiful women in coconut bras doing hula dances.
Posted by: Robert at September

Yes, and if we want to deploy the left’s playbook, there is an air of racism in this comment. The people who pick the coconuts are the lower castes and they climb up there to get them. They fall out because there is not a lot of safety considerations taken and they are considered disposable. It makes the odd phrasing a little more clear- you aren’t just this coconut picker who fell out of a tree, you are part of this bigger, more vast, more important world.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (p4NUW)

295 Are there a lot of coconut trees in India? I dot normally associate coconut with India. Normally when I think coconut I think tropical islands and beautiful women in coconut bras doing hula dances.
Posted by: Robert at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (lEAvH)

Most of India is in the tropics and it has a lot of coastline. The presence of coconut trees would not surprise me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (T7iTv)

296 266 I've been considering lately that maybe Trump doesn't want to be president anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 10:36 AM (2iPj9)

Based on what?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

That's what I'm wondering. As crazy as it sounds, I think he's toned down his rhetoric and is trying to appear more "presidential". He was more calm and collected vs Biden (and Harris) than I recall seeing him in previous debates.

As for GA, the campaign season is still early, and I'd guess Trump's internal polling shows it is much more solidly in his colmun that PA, WI, and MI.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

297 There's another video with Biden holding a Trump hat while going onto AF1.

Sweet. Hope that keeps up.

Posted by: Stateless at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (jvJvP)

298
I don't care what time period it is. There is nothing sexually attractive about a child. If you're turned on by kids, you're a deviant who deserves all the hell one universe can muster.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

One God calls the children the most precious and they must be protected.

The other one f*cks them.

Seems an obvious choice between the two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

299 > I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."
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Coconut Jubilee

It's Harris personified. Not a 'bond girl'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)

300 I wonder if Kamala has coconut crabs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)

301 There's another video with Biden holding a Trump hat while going onto AF1.

Sweet. Hope that keeps up.
Posted by: Stateless at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (jvJvP)

The perfect meme.

*display image of Biden with the MAGA hat*

*image of Trump with his smirk*

"See Kumswala? I told you he hates you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

302 The internet says India is third in the world in coconut production behind Indonesia and the Philippines.

Odd for a black family to be talking about coconuts...but Indian? Not at all

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:46 AM (oZhjI)

303 One God calls the children the most precious and they must be protected.

The other one f*cks them.
Posted by: Sponge

And puts suicide vests on them and uses them as human shields.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (v6JzV)

304 He looks like he's rather be drinking.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (hwaFC)

305 The internet says India is third in the world in coconut production behind Indonesia and the Philippines.

Odd for a black family to be talking about coconuts...but Indian? Not at all
Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2024 10:46 AM (oZhjI)
++++
Brown bodies are all the same.

Posted by: Tolerant leftist at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (HnUIn)

306 301 There's another video with Biden holding a Trump hat while going onto AF1.

Sweet. Hope that keeps up.
Posted by: Stateless at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (jvJvP)

The perfect meme.

*display image of Biden with the MAGA hat*

*image of Trump with his smirk*

"See Kumswala? I told you he hates you."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

"He's a senile old f*ck who banged his daughter in the shower. Have you guys read her diary? Did you see Hunter's laptop? There's a reason these kids all have problems. His name is Joe." - DU

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (KbCG3)

307 Sounds like Kamala's mother was disparaging the lower Castes of India ...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2024 10:48 AM (IyPmt)

308 I read that Kamala said that when she was young her mother would tell her "You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree."

I guess it's a pretty common expression among the American black community.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Except there's no American Black in her family.
It's all Jamaican or 7/11 Indian.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:48 AM (fAazs)

309 305 Brown bodies are all the same.
Posted by: Tolerant leftist at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (HnUIn)

=======

"Fuck you for not recognizing our unique victimology. Also, you're a good ally."
-Black Activist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 13, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

310 I don't like Biden wearing any Trump garb. F him.

Unless he starts talking about how they conspired to get him off the ticket, he can go back to the beach, walk into the ocean and keep going until the bubbles stop.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

311 Thanks. I still intend to contact you about the library idea. I got distracted by this latest opportunity.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Please do, would be happy to help if I can.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (iZbyp)

312 >>>That's what I'm wondering. As crazy as it sounds, I think he's toned down his rhetoric and is trying to appear more "presidential". He was more calm and collected vs Biden (and Harris) than I recall seeing him in previous debates.
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I think he's tired. The Democrats are using rope-a-dope.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (hwaFC)

313 9 is a little young.

Posted by: T. Nugent at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

314 Candy corn is good if you buy quality candy corn. Its both a treat and a snack.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (W3T6M)

315 9 is a little young.
Posted by: T. Nugent at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, EMIRITE!??

- - - - Mick Jagger

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

316 Brown bodies are all the same.
Posted by: Tolerant leftist at September 13, 2024 10:47 AM (HnUIn)

Thank God they've mostly moved away from the phrase "black and brown bodies" applied to minorities. It was so insanely reductionist racism that only a progressive could have thought it appropriate.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (s9EYN)

317 9 is a little young.
Posted by: T. Nugent

I know, right?
-- C. Chaplin

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

318 I don't like Biden wearing any Trump garb. F him.

I think he or whomever he is listening to thinks it's ironic mockery. Instead it just comes across as senile Joe acting senile.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (/y8xj)

319 302 Odd for a black family to be talking about coconuts...but Indian? Not at all
Posted by: 18-1 at September

Well they grow in Jamaica, too. But I think she has slowed the coconut story line down for the reason I noted above, but appreciate Ben and Jerry’s for bringing it back up again. The dim bulb didn’t connect the dots until she said it a few times.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (p4NUW)

320 9 is indeed young, mate.

Posted by: J. Page at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (Z8Yh2)

321 317 9 is a little young.
Posted by: T. Nugent

I know, right?
-- C. Chaplin
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

Slackers

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (IyPmt)

322 Thank God they've mostly moved away from the phrase "black and brown bodies" applied to minorities. It was so insanely reductionist racism that only a progressive could have thought it appropriate.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (s9EYN)

Let them use their racist phrasing.

Then beat them over the head with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

323 And he gained zero following until he started murdering in the name of his false prophet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

The Lord said "Thou shalt not murder (unless people don't worship me correctly or you can claim they're insufficiently pious)" -- the 6th Commandment (as amended by Muhammed)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (T7iTv)

324 Sex, drugs and rock n' roll, EMIRITE!??

- - - - Mick Jagger
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock 'n roll.

Posted by: Mick Shrimpton (deceased) at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (VdhcA)

325 Except there's no American Black in her family.
It's all Jamaican or 7/11 Indian.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices
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And what Black community was she raised in, rich or middle class?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (hwaFC)

326 It's not about coconut harvesters falling whie picking. It's about origins.

You didn't spring fully formed from the fronds of a palm tree and roll down the beach. The stork brought you.

Duh!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (991eG)

327 Except there's no American Black in her family.
It's all Jamaican or 7/11 Indian.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Oh, there was an American Black DEEP in her family for a few years.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (JCZqz)

328
And what Black community was she raised in, rich or middle class?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (hwaFC)

FRENCH CANADIAN!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

329 Mohammed is just a cultural construct or something

sounds like 7th century Scientology or some Jim Jones type shit

Posted by: Don Black rescinds his consent to be governed at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (/7KEl)

330 16 is old enough.

Posted by: C. Berry at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (Z8Yh2)

331 I think he or whomever he is listening to thinks it's ironic mockery. Instead it just comes across as senile Joe acting senile.
Posted by: Oddbob

It ain't acting, Jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

332 I don't care what time period it is. There is nothing sexually attractive about a child. If you're turned on by kids, you're a deviant who deserves all the hell one universe can muster.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

——-

Ironically in Deuteronomy, of all the “next of kin” a man isn’t permitted to have sex with, his daughter isn’t on the list.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (aIU4O)

333 Let them use their racist phrasing.

Then beat them over the head with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

True enough, it just made my skin crawl every time I saw it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (s9EYN)

334 doesn't matter- she's a Dem, so the one-drop rule is in effect

Posted by: Don Black rescinds his consent to be governed at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (/7KEl)

335 It's no hanging matter - no capital crime.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (W3T6M)

336 307 Sounds like Kamala's mother was disparaging the lower Castes of India ...
Posted by: It's me donna at September

“Middle class” Kamala is Brahmin.

Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (p4NUW)

337 It's not about coconut harvesters falling whie picking. It's about origins.

You didn't spring fully formed from the fronds of a palm tree and roll down the beach. The stork brought you.

Duh!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2024 10:52 AM (991eG)

found in a cabbage patch

Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

338 I cant believe I forgot Jerry Lee.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (Z8Yh2)

339 The perfect meme.

*display image of Biden with the MAGA hat*

*image of Trump with his smirk*

"See Kumswala? I told you he hates you."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Trump at the debate saying Biden hates KamKam.
Montage of media saying it's a lie.
*image of Biden with the MAGA hat*

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:54 AM (T7iTv)

340 Ironically in Deuteronomy, of all the “next of kin” a man isn’t permitted to have sex with, his daughter isn’t on the list.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 10:53 AM (aIU4O)
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I was really drunk at the time!!

Posted by: Lot at September 13, 2024 10:54 AM (VdhcA)

341 Ironically in Deuteronomy, of all the “next of kin” a man isn’t permitted to have sex with, his daughter isn’t on the list.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Also ironic: You're not supposed to have sex with your aunt. Yet Moses' father married his aunt. Moses' mother was also his great-aunt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

342 > 16 is old enough.
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Ringo Starr has entered the chat

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)

343 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:51 AM (T7iTv)

Pretty much. Islam claims to have the 10 Commandments, but every single one about dealing with other people has an "unless" where it is *more* holy to do the opposite.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (s9EYN)

344 338 I cant believe I forgot Jerry Lee.
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Meh. Marrying young women was the norm for most of humanity. A man was in full at 16 and a woman at 13. These were the normal marriage ages throughout history.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (W3T6M)

345 I've always heard "coconut" directed as a slur at Indians specifically - brown outside, white inside. 'Twinkie" was for Asians - yellow out, white in. And we know "oreo"

Just an odd choice to go with for her campaign

Posted by: brak at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (NGHTx)

346 I guess it's a pretty common expression among the American black community.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Except there's no American Black in her family.
It's all Jamaican or 7/11 Indian.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 13, 2024 10:48 AM (fAazs)

Increase the gain on your sarcasm detector.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (T7iTv)

347 There weren't a lot of options available at the time. I was on a mission from God! Repopulate the earth, remember?

Posted by: Adam and Noah at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (JCZqz)

348 Also ironic: You're not supposed to have sex with your aunt. Yet Moses' father married his aunt. Moses' mother was also his great-aunt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)
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*"I'm My Own Grandpa" has entered the chat*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 13, 2024 10:56 AM (VdhcA)

349 312. Tired of debates maybe. He still loves his rallies.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2024 10:56 AM (7PziG)

350 I still ain't flying your shit airline.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

———-

I fly every couple of weeks. United is the best, followed by American, Delta a distant third.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 10:56 AM (aIU4O)

351 Meh. Marrying young women was the norm for most of humanity. A man was in full at 16 and a woman at 13. These were the normal marriage ages throughout history.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (W3T6M)

A teenage boy getting it on with a teenage girl is normal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

352 Unless he starts talking about how they conspired to get him off the ticket, he can go back to the beach, walk into the ocean and keep going until the bubbles stop.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

1. Writes himself a pardon.
2. Goes to an event and starts giving out info about the steal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:57 AM (T7iTv)

353 Just an odd choice to go with for her campaign
Posted by: brak

Have you considered her advisors may he just as retarded as she is?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 13, 2024 10:57 AM (JCZqz)

354 16 is old enough.
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Ringo Starr has entered the chat
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)

*KISS writes Christine*

"I've GOT TO HAVE YOU!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

355 Tried to push the idea of American Blacks searching their tribal ancestry and when asked what race they could denote themselves as such. Didn't take one bit.

Since that idea is resoundingly rejected I capitalize Black as a proper noun denoting American born Blacks as a people while separating them as distinct from all other blacks and wholly American.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:57 AM (hwaFC)

356 I think he's tired. The Democrats are using rope-a-dope.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:49 AM (hwaFC)

He's married to Melania. The fact that he can stand is a miracle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (T7iTv)

357
I fly every couple of weeks. United is the best, followed by American, Delta a distant third.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 10:56 AM (aIU4O)

So DIE works, then? Cuz United is FULL ON DIE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

358 Codifying the age of consent is a sticky wicket.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (hwaFC)

359 A teenage boy getting it on with a teenage girl is normal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I wish. Was pretty irregular for me!

Posted by: Teenage Moron Analyst at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (JCZqz)

360 351 Meh. Marrying young women was the norm for most of humanity. A man was in full at 16 and a woman at 13. These were the normal marriage ages throughout history.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (W3T6M)

A teenage boy getting it on with a teenage girl is normal.
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That's my point. That is nature. By postponing marriage and family in order to gain minimal certificates to gain an interview has caused all sorts of dysfunctions.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (W3T6M)

361 Also ironic: You're not supposed to have sex with your aunt. Yet Moses' father married his aunt. Moses' mother was also his great-aunt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

——-

In Genesis marrying the half sister was the common practice (Abram for instance). Alice Lindsey has done a good job of documenting this.

However that practice is condemned in Deuteronomy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 11:00 AM (aIU4O)

362 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

363 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 13, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

364 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

365 That sounds really nasty. On the other hand, Guinness float with Guinness flavored ice cream is quite good.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 13, 2024 10:08 AM

A chocolate stout and ginger ice cream is very good.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 11:02 AM (Wnv9h)

366 *KISS writes Christine*

"I've GOT TO HAVE YOU!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Paul talked Gene into changing the song. Originally it was "Christine 13."

Gene is a weirdo. So is Paul. Ace was the only cool one. Peter was asshoe. Even Gene and Paul didn't like him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 13, 2024 11:02 AM (xPJvm)

367 Harris' parents in India were diplomats. For example, her father was quite well-known, sent to Africa regarding diplomatic relations, etc.

One story about her mother was that she left India to avoid an arranged marriage, came to the US to obtain a PhD. Perhaps, true, as arranged marriages took place far and wide, not just in certain castes & cultures. Her mother appeared to highly value education, at least for herself.

Maybe knocking it into K's and her sister's heads was another thing.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 13, 2024 11:02 AM (NFX2v)

368 >>>You didn't spring fully formed from the fronds of a palm tree and roll down the beach. The stork brought you.

Duh!
Posted by: Muldoon
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Las Toronjas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aSBmSbSmE

Posted by: Braenyard at September 13, 2024 11:05 AM (hwaFC)

369 So DIE works, then? Cuz United is FULL ON DIE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 13, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

——-

I report, you decide.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 13, 2024 11:08 AM (aIU4O)

370 367. Mea Culpa.

Harris' grandparents.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 13, 2024 11:54 AM (NFX2v)

371 THERE IS A KIND OF HUSH,ALL OVER THE WORLD TONIGHT

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 13, 2024 04:36 PM (wGqjj)

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