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America First Legal Sues Every County in Arizona to Force Them, as the Law Requires, to Remove All Illegal Aliens from the Voter Rolls

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In case you're not on Musk's wavelength: It's a troll. He's pretending that liberals should support voter-integrity measures because of course it's Trump and the Republicans who cheat in elections. That's why Republicans always want to stop vote cheating, and Democrats fight to keep it.

Before getting to that, some more legal news: Corrupt judge Merchan, whose daughter continues fundraising off her father's efforts to jail Trump, has postponed the sentencing until after the election.

Judge Juan Merchan decided to postpone former President Trump's sentencing in New York v. Trump until after the November presidential election.

Trump's sentencing date is now scheduled for Nov. 26. The original date was set for Sept. 18.

"The public's confidence in the integrity of our judicial system demands a sentencing hearing that is entirely focused on the verdict of the jury and the weighing of aggravating and mitigating factors free from distraction or distortion," Merchan said in a letter Friday.

I can't wait 'til Alvin Bragg, Merchan, "Tish" James, and the judge who oversaw the "business crimes" prosecution learn that political prosecutions GO BOTH WAYS. They need to be investigated by the DOJ for conspiracy to Defraud the People of the US of an election (that's the same charge the DOJ slaps Trump and J6 defendants with), and need to go to jail when -- not if -- they lie about contacts with Biden's DOJ and strategists from the Democrat Party.

I will not be one of the Soft Sisters whining that Trump must be "above it all" and "restore norms." I will be one of the people demanding that those who attempted to rig an election through lawfare experience the tender mercies of lawfare themselves.

On to the headline story:

America First Legal is suing every single county in Arizona to force them, very much against their will, to take proven illegal aliens off the voter rolls.

The Democrat Party, which is all about "protecting our precious democracy," is determined to keep illegal aliens on the rolls.

Not that they'd vote or anything! Heaven forfend! They just want their names on the voter roll as... I don't know, like an "Honorary Voter" status, maybe?

Via Twitchy:


America First Legal
@America1stLegal

/1🚨NEW LAWSUIT TO STOP ILLEGAL ALIEN VOTING

We are suing ALL 15 counties in Arizona for refusing to remove illegals from their voter rolls. This follows our lawsuit against Maricopa.

Every county in AZ is flagrantly defying its duty under state law to expunge illegal voters...

See the thread for screencaps of relevant caselaw and documents. I'll be omitting all that here.


/2 On July 17, we sent letters on behalf of our clients demanding that election officials in all 15 AZ counties fulfill their legal obligations to prevent aliens from voting and warning them that if they failed to do so, we would pursue legal action on behalf of our clients.


/3 On August 6, 2024, we sued the Maricopa County Recorder on behalf of Strong Communities Foundation of Arizona and Yvonne Cahill, a registered voter and naturalized citizen, for brazenly refusing to comply with the law.

/4 The claims in the lawsuit were based on Arizona state laws that require county recorders to do monthly voter list maintenance to remove foreign citizens from voter rolls.

/5 Nevertheless, Maricopa County removed the case to federal court, arguing that the case also involved federal laws that, in the county's view, should be interpreted in federal court. Maricopa County is notorious for employing procedural maneuvers to delay election cases and keep them from being heard on the merits.

Here's a fun wrinkle: by removing the case to federal court, Maricopa gave America First Legal the right to sue every county in the state to compel the action to remove illegal aliens from the voter rolls.


/6 However, Maricopa County's attempts here have backfired.

Arizona state court rules only allow for one county to be sued in a case like this, whereas federal court rules allow a plaintiff to sue more than one county at a time.

/7 Now that our clients are in federal court, we added the other 14 counties in Arizona to the lawsuit to ensure that every county in the state is compelled to fulfill its statutory duties.

/8 Two federal statutes that have been in effect for nearly thirty years, 8 U.S.C. sec. 1373(c) and 8 U.S.C. sec. 1644, allow State and local officials to obtain information about the citizenship or immigration status of any individual for any lawful purpose.

/9 Yet, counties in Arizona have decided to ignore these tools and threaten the integrity of the 2024 Presidential election by failing to remove foreign nationals from their voter rolls.

We are taking action.

America First Legal's announcement is here.

Congress needs to pass -- or they think they need to pass -- a continuing budget resolution to prevent a shut-down.

Mike Johnson has agreed, but he's adding the SAVE Act, which demands voter identification in federal elections, as part of the bill.

Chuck Schumer keeps saying that Johnson can't do that, but won't say why such an obviously-necessary provision is so hateful to the Voter Fraud Left.

Oops, I guess I gave it away. Spoiler alert.


Weaselly Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and his refusal to say why he opposes a House bill that would include a requirement of proof of citizenship to register to vote, which is bipartisan.

When asked whether he would support it -- and having it pointed out that five Democrat House members voted for the SAVE Act back in July -- Schumer began spamming out crap about "poison pills."

Look, Speaker Johnson should learn from the past, you can only keep the government fund[ed] in a bipartisan way. You can't have a group of Republicans, particularly led by right-wing, hard-nosed Republicans who don't even represent the whole Republican Party, put together a proposal with all kinds of poison pill legislation in it and then say, this is what has to pass. That bill may not even pass the House. I think there are some Republicans who might vote against it.

Mike Miller of RedState points out:

Um, Chuck? The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill -- the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act -- with a 221-198 vote on July 10, with 216 Republicans and five Democrats voting for its passage.

Schumer again said that he would block any such bill, but continues to not say why:


It certainly has no chance in the Senate or no chance of being signed by the president. So, Speaker Johnson, look at what's going on, you can't pass a bill unless we come together on a bipartisan agreement, that's what each -- has happened each time in the past. You've tried to appease your right wing, it's failed, and you've had to come to us and negotiate. We're ready to negotiate a bipartisan deal.

Whitworth continued to push: "Some Democrats do support it, though. And what about it would not pass through the Senate?"

Again, Chuck refused to answer, further twisting himself into a an illogical pretzel, circling back to the "poison pills" excuse.

Schumer claims "if you're not a citizen, you can't vote."

But you can vote as a non-citizen, Chuck -- many do. They're not allowed to, but they do.

Because you've allowed them to.

Rick Scott declares that if the government shuts down, it's because Chuck Schumer wants illegal aliens to continue illegally voting.

You'll never, ever guess which Republican is allying himself with Chuck Schumer to block the SAVE Act from being added to the funding bill.

I'll give you a hint: He has no chin, he's paid by China, and sometimes he glitches publicly for 20 or more second straight.

While there is bipartisan agreement that there will likely need to be a continuing resolution (CR) to keep the government funded past Sept. 30, House conservatives and a Democrat-led Senate are headed for a showdown amid efforts on both sides regarding barring noncitizens from voting. And Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's name is being reported as being against adding the stricter voting requirement measure to the funding bill.

"McConnell staffers have urged conservatives in the Senate and the House to keep the precedent of passing clean short-term-funding bills and argued that using a potential shutdown to try to score political points is dangerous before the election, sources said," according to Axios.

"Their involvement in this latest push shows he's not taking a back seat in high-level negotiations even though he plans to step down as leader after the election," the outlet added.



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1 Yonder

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:01 PM (Q4IgG)

2 But Schumer assures me that illegal immigrants voting is already illegal so any effort to counter it is a waste of time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

3 Heaven forfend!

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Forfend is another good word you don't use enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

4 I done fetched the others

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:02 PM (Q4IgG)

5 Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
@MrAndyNgo
CNN's Isabel Rosales reports to Anderson Cooper about the Winder, Ga. school mass shooter's alleged Discord posts in 2023 expressing a desire to kill and frustrations over transgender issues. A transcript of Colt Grey's father's interview with law enforcement last year reveals that his son was allegedly bullied for being queer at school.
Video: x.com/i/status/1832114153160634803
10:50 AM · Sep 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2024 02:03 PM (9aVck)

6 But you can vote as a non-citizen, Chuck -- many do. They're not allowed to, but they do.

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Some are allowed to in some municipal elections, even!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

7 Kenya requires voter ID?

Are they racist, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

8 I think Hawaiian judges have jurisdiction over Arizona.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)

9 8 I think Hawaiian judges have jurisdiction over Arizona.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)

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I want a 5-4 SCOTUS ruling (with Roberts grudgingly along for the ride) that deems it punishable by tarring and feathering if illegal immigrants are on a voter registration list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

10
That nice Ms. Benson in Michigan had to put up with a bad court of appeals decision as well.

Not tired of all the winning today.

Posted by: Auspex at September 06, 2024 02:06 PM (j4U/Z)

11 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 02:07 PM (WXNFJ)

12 I know some people want to stay black pilled, it's more comfortable there, but another one of those signs of changes, Nikki Haley took a corporate job the other day.

Doing what she loves, sucking up to people for money.

If people thought Trump was gonna lose, they'd be doing things differently.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 02:07 PM (dGCAG)

13 The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill -- the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act -- with a 221-198 vote on July 10, with 216 Republicans and five Democrats voting for its passage.

-

Add an amendment for temporary federal funding to it, and send it to the senate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:07 PM (lTGtQ)

14 So Arizona is corrupt AF. Say it ain't so.

And Schumer is a piece of shit, but we all already knew this.

Posted by: I want to party like it's 1779 at September 06, 2024 02:08 PM (dJVk1)

15 14 So Arizona is corrupt AF. Say it ain't so.

And Schumer is a piece of shit, but we all already knew this.
Posted by: I want to party like it's 1779 at September 06, 2024 02:08 PM (dJVk1)

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False.

Their elections are so clean you can trust that when sheriffs threaten to shoot people trying to watch ballot counting, it's because they're so dedicated to free and fair elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

16 Judge Juan Merchan decided to postpone former President Trump's sentencing in New York v. Trump until after the November presidential election.

Good. The chances of a civil war recede a bit.

Merchan may be feeling a cold wind on this neck about engaging in blatant election interference, even in New York.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 02:08 PM (uxCna)

17 Schumer claims "if you're not a citizen, you can't vote."
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"...but an election worker can vote for you." he continued.

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:09 PM (uujoW)

18 McConnell should be the reason GOPers never make fun of another political party. Alas...

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 06, 2024 02:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

19 Day one of a Trump 2nd term should be spent filing multi-billion dollar lawsuits against every Democrat involved with J6, every judge and DA that went after Trump, all the various clowns that tried to have him removed from state ballots, every media outlet, the Clintons, Obamas and *bidens.

All to be held in prison until trial. Whenever that suits the administration. Seek the death penalty for all. Spend the entire FedGov budget on it. Nothing else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)

20 Fentanyl is illegal. That's why there's no problem with it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

21 Speaking of trolling voters, today is our middle school student council election day. One kid had a very commie looking poster for his homeroom rep run. Him standing in Chi-com outfit in front of a setting sun in red and black. You know the type.

I asked him about it because when he came to the tech office last week he had the Trump bloody face fist pump fight, Fight, Fight Pic as his desktop.

"Yeah my friends all know I'm MAGA but we had a bunch of California commies move here over the summer. I want them to vote for me."

Hehe

7th grade boys can be smarter than they appear.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 06, 2024 02:10 PM (z/RlR)

22 Willowed, for you cat experts:

Sigh. If we could just parent as well as mama cats do, there would be far less of this garbage.
Posted by: Piper

What is the thing about cats being bad mothers? Like in GWTW when Rhett tells Scarlett, "A cat's a better mother than you are." Why do cats have this reputation?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:10 PM (v6JzV)

23 Can you give a shorter review of the film?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

24 23 Can you give a shorter review of the film?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

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It stinks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

25 Good afternoon good people.
Posted by: Tonypete


Um, you do know us, right?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

26 Another Bidenomics jobs report today.

July's already weak growth of 114,000 was lowered further to just 89,000.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (i7Q7S)

27 Yooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (eZwyX)

28 Merchan may be feeling a cold wind on this neck about engaging in blatant election interference, even in New York.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at

Probably a complete coincidence a DOJ bigwhig was honey trapped and recorded admitting it was lawfare.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (pZEOD)

29 I will not be one of the Soft Sisters whining that Trump must be "above it all" and "restore norms." I will be one of the people demanding that those who attempted to rig an election through lawfare experience the tender mercies of lawfare themselves.

Give to them good, give it to them hard. They made the new rules, they have to live by them. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

30 Schumer fights for his side.

McConnell also fights for Schumer's side.

When will these fucks d--, I mean, retire?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (KbCG3)

31 Good afternoon good people.
Posted by: Tonypete


Um, you do know us, right?
Posted by: Bulg

You're talking to the guy that thinks he can be elected King. So. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (WXNFJ)

32 There are only 15 counties in Arizona?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:12 PM (aD39U)

33 Marijuana use is illegal. Thats why its legal in some states?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid exudes Happy Happy Joy Joy at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (KQxIs)

34 Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 02:07 PM (dGCAG)

FWIW, not a lot, I have changed my mind. Trump is going to shock the world again, overcome the cheat for real this time, and win.

I've seen what he's doing and I really think, despite my inclination to hate myself for thinking it, it's going to happen.

They screwed up and don't know it yet. Not many know what they're doing wrong, but I have seen it, Trump has certainly seen it, and I think it's enough to throw the balance to him. And just like in 2016 he's going to make the impossible look easy again. Fuck I even hate writing it.

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (uujoW)

35 > The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill
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That something this stupid is actually needed...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

36 There are only 15 counties in Arizona?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


But they're big counties.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:14 PM (v6JzV)

37 "Weaselly Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer"

Shut up Weaselly!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2024 02:14 PM (KAi1n)

38 There are only 15 counties in Arizona?

I was amazed as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 02:14 PM (uxCna)

39 > There are only 15 counties in Arizona?

Yes.

Apache County
Cochise County
Coconino County
Gila County
Graham County
Greenlee County
La Paz County
Maricopa County
Mohave County
Navajo County
Pima County
Pinal County
Santa Cruz County
Yavapai County
Yuma County

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2024 02:14 PM (Odg76)

40 Schumer claims "if you're not a citizen, you can't vote."

Can't and Shouldn't don't mean the same thing. In this case it's pure prevarication, as he wants them to vote, but only for the approved candidates.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

41 There are only 15 counties in Arizona?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Yes, and Andrew Jackson is no longer president.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

42 business crimes" prosecution learn that political prosecutions GO BOTH WAYS

So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM (TpOb7)

43 The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill
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That something this stupid is actually needed...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

Worse when you find out the only reason they passed it is because they know it has zip chance of advancing. Just like their ObamaCare repeals and wall promises.

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM (uujoW)

44
What is the thing about cats being bad mothers? Like in GWTW when Rhett tells Scarlett, "A cat's a better mother than you are." Why do cats have this reputation?
Posted by: Bulg


They say that cat's one bad mother...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

45 The partisan hack judge overseeing Jack Smith's prosecution of Trump had hearings this morning in DC.

It should have been a very short hearing by announcing she's not going to allow a trial.

But lawfare is a tool in the Democratic party's toolbox...

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (i7Q7S)

46 They say that cat's one bad mother...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 02:15 PM

Shut yo mouf!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (Wnv9h)

47 "CNN's Isabel Rosales reports to Anderson Cooper about the Winder, Ga. school mass shooter's alleged Discord posts"

I wonder how many Baltimorons would read that and think it's "Window, Ga."

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

48 22
What is the thing about cats being bad mothers? Like in GWTW when Rhett tells Scarlett, "A cat's a better mother than you are." Why do cats have this reputation?
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at September

That is backwards. Cats have a reputation of being amazing mamas. They will go into burning buildings to save their babies. They will starve to feed their babies. They make sure their babies are in eyesight and earshot. If a mama cat hears a kitten crying, they RUN to that kitten. They will move their babies around to ensure they are safe.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (pZEOD)

49 It just amazes me that every single time an issue about the voting process comes up, one party is insistent that we never try to ensure that it is clean.

Every single time.

Almost as if that party has a vested interest in making sure that nobody sees the votes being collected and counted.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (lTGtQ)

50 38 There are only 15 counties in Arizona?

I was amazed as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2024 02:14 PM (uxCna)

Well, its bigger than Delaware (3 counties).
Wyoming has 23 counties.
Nevada has 16 counties.
NM has 33...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell explains at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (aD39U)

52 1) ace I assume you won't be holding your breath for retaliatory prosecutions? Actually they wouldn't be retaliatory, they'd be justified action against corrupt abuse of the judicial system. But still, doubt you'll be seeing any.

2) Note the (utterly routine) delusional idiocy of McConnell's statement - "to score political points". Preventing massive illicit voting is, you see, a "political point". Not a foundational, definitional component of any system warranting respect or confidence. More importantly, recall that not that long ago it was unimaginable a major party would take the absurd stance the Dems are on all election integrity issues - now, it's literally a political nothingburger. The electorate is that far gone.

3) It appears AZ's degradation extends beyond the poisonous, stupid McCain machine and its fanatics. Which tracks with what we see with much of the GOP electorate.

4) So what's the streak now for school shootings involving "trans" mental illness? The last 6 in a row, or something? It's not just Nashville. And was the Uvalde thing ever shown to have this element? Or at least the crazy person latching onto it (flavor of the month).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (GcNJ2)

53 Kentucky has 120 counties.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

54 "There are only 15 counties in Arizona"

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Good gravy, there are 67 in PA.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (i7Q7S)

55 The public will see incriminating evidence about Trump shortly before the election. What a Difference a Judge Makes.

Jack Smith told Judge Tanya Chutkan that his opening brief would mention secret grand jury evidence that was not disclosed in the latest indictment of former President Trump. That’s an important development, as this means that the public will see potentially incriminating evidence about the GOP candidate for President shortly before the election.

In addition, Judge Chutkan ruled that the issue of Presidential immunity will be fully briefed on Jack Smith’s timetable – which is before the election.

MSM: "Meanwhile...Walz drinks shakes through a straw for gods sake. I think we know what the bigger crime is here"

Trump deserves a "Comey moment", not to mention Willie Horton! Cop killer granted clemency by Trump is convicted in Florida of attacking his wife (link to Florida news report)

Rest assured Kamala Harris KNOWS of this and will use it against tRump when the moment is right. She is experienced enough to nail his ass with the pardon he gave to a killer of a policeman who was convicted of strangling his wife!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

56 49 It just amazes me that every single time an issue about the voting process comes up, one party is insistent that we never try to ensure that it is clean.

Every single time.

Almost as if that party has a vested interest in making sure that nobody sees the votes being collected and counted.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:16 PM (lTGtQ)

While running on a platform that the other guy is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (KbCG3)

57 And remember, the biggest Indian reservation in the country (Navajo) is in Arizona, and I don't think the reservations are legally subject to county government, so they are essentially counties themselves, though not labelled as such.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)

58 54 "There are only 15 counties in Arizona"

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Good gravy, there are 67 in PA.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:17 PM (i7Q7S)

The People's Repubik of Kalifornia only has 58...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

59 But Texas has to have the most...254 counties.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

60 >>>2) Note the (utterly routine) delusional idiocy of McConnell's statement - "to score political points". Preventing massive illicit voting is, you see, a "political point". Not a foundational, definitional component of any system warranting respect or confidence. More importantly, recall that not that long ago it was unimaginable a major party would take the absurd stance the Dems are on all election integrity issues - now, it's literally a political nothingburger. The electorate is that far gone.

yup, he's a traitor to the country.

Posted by: ace at September 06, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

61 55 55 The public will see incriminating evidence about Trump shortly before the election. What a Difference a Judge Makes.

Jack Smith told Judge Tanya Chutkan that his opening brief would mention secret grand jury evidence that was not disclosed in the latest indictment of former President Trump. That’s an important development, as this means that the public will see potentially incriminating evidence about the GOP candidate for President shortly before the election.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought

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So, it's not anger, it's wishcasting for secret evidence that wasn't even brought up during the trial which was broadcast on TV.

That's some real #twoweeks bullshit right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

62 "Jack Smith told Judge Tanya Chutkan that his opening brief would mention secret grand jury evidence that was not disclosed in the latest indictment of former President Trump"

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Remember when Mueller had a bunch of sealed indictments for "Person #1" and it was Trump?

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:18 PM (i7Q7S)

63 That afro is racist.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2024 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

64 Somebody should finally smother McConnell on the cloak room. What a gimpy piece of shit.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 06, 2024 02:19 PM (nmw7B)

65 It's a regular "Known Fact" on DU that Republicans cheat and steal elections.
Only Republicans.

How, you ask?

Not like you think, fraudulent ballots and all.

No. It's "cheating" to keep anyone at all from voting. The whole "when we vote, we win."
Anything at all that would keep anyone at all from voting, no matter what, is cheating.
No, they don't see any problems if that was allowed.
Because they would win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 02:19 PM (d/77M)

66 There are 58 counties in CA. Some of them have a few dozen people. Probably have more illegal pot farms than lawful, permanent residents.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2024 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

67 I HAVE EVIDENCE SO SECRET THAT I DIDN'T BRING IT TO THE FIRST TRIAL!!!!

Is quite the Democratic party take.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:20 PM (i7Q7S)

68 I can't wait 'til Alvin Bragg, Merchan, "Tish" James, and the judge who oversaw the "business crimes" prosecution learn that political prosecutions GO BOTH WAYS.

You can add me to that list because I'll be as shocked as any of them.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 06, 2024 02:20 PM (/y8xj)

69 67 I HAVE EVIDENCE SO SECRET THAT I DIDN'T BRING IT TO THE FIRST TRIAL!!!!

Is quite the Democratic party take.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024 02:20 PM (i7Q7S)

Double secret evidence !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2024 02:20 PM (IyPmt)

70 65 No. It's "cheating" to keep anyone at all from voting. The whole "when we vote, we win."
Anything at all that would keep anyone at all from voting, no matter what, is cheating.
No, they don't see any problems if that was allowed.
Because they would win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 02:19 PM (d/77M)

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What if we keep dead people from voting? Like, people who've been dead for decades?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

71 43 The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill
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That something this stupid is actually needed...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

Worse when you find out the only reason they passed it is because they know it has zip chance of advancing. Just like their ObamaCare repeals and wall promises.
Posted by: ...
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Whatever the motives of the GOPe was in passing it, it still may have an effect on illegals voting. The reason is that like when DeSantis recently led the FL. legislature to require hospitals to ask Medicaid patients about their citizenship so that the state can compile figures of how many there were, there was a remarkable drop in emergency room visits trying to use Medicaid.

From Politico
"Data provided to POLITICO by the Florida Agency for Health Care Administration and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services show $148.4 million in state and federal Medicaid dollars went toward emergency coverage for immigrants in Florida in the year before the state’s new immigration law took effect. As of May 3, $67 million has gone toward emergency coverage this year. "

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:21 PM (kW+z9)

72 What if we keep dead people from voting? Like, people who've been dead for decades?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)


Why should society be run by people who just happen to be walking around?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)

73 What is the thing about cats being bad mothers? Like in GWTW when Rhett tells Scarlett, "A cat's a better mother than you are." Why do cats have this reputation?
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024


***
It does happen that a mother cat will abandon a litter, or one of them. But other animals do it too, so I don't know how cats got this stigma.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

74 Sigh. If we could just parent as well as mama cats do, there would be far less of this garbage.
Posted by: Piper

OK, Piper, I guess I misunderstood. I thought that you were saying something like "if we could parent as well as mama cats, as bad as they are, do...". Sorry.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (v6JzV)

75 But Texas has to have the most...254 counties.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Yes, but only one of them is small, most are good sized. In fact, a couple of them are bigger than some states.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (lTGtQ)

76 Know your opposition:

My understanding of the high IQ (~75) Lefty position on this.

- Voter ID is useless because of mail in
(Well, you would need ID to register and signature matching so -- FALSE)

- Republicans only vote in person because Trump told them (FALSE)

- Republicans really want to suppress Democrat votes by eliminating mail in
(TRUE! We want to suppress Democrat fraud votes by 3rd parties voting for illegals, dead, and non voters. We want to suppress vote brokering schemes (harvesting))

I bring this up because Leftys have really convinced themselves that the MAGA Right is trying to steal the election by preventing their lazy voters from going to the polls. FWIW

We need to argue against their perceptions, not reality.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (TRfrF)

77 72 Why should society be run by people who just happen to be walking around?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)

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Let me guess:

Motto of the "Prostitutes for Congress" party?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

78 64 Somebody should finally smother McConnell on the cloak room. What a gimpy piece of shit.
Posted by: Vengeance
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Give him the vaxx he supported over and over again. Just to make him 'safe'.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:23 PM (kW+z9)

79 Willowed, I got my first reaction on Facebook to my post about Trump's sentencing delay. A liberal Jewish lesbian I know sent an angry frowning emoji

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 06, 2024 02:23 PM (kIghq)

80
That afro is racist.
Posted by: wth


Maybe it's a hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2024 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

81 76 I bring this up because Leftys have really convinced themselves that the MAGA Right is trying to steal the election by preventing their lazy voters from going to the polls. FWIW

We need to argue against their perceptions, not reality.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (TRfrF)

======

In a month of election days, if you can't be moved to go one of those days to vote, then do you really want to take part in the political process?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

82 They screwed up and don't know it yet. Not many know what they're doing wrong, but I have seen it, Trump has certainly seen it, and I think it's enough to throw the balance to him. And just like in 2016 he's going to make the impossible look easy again. Fuck I even hate writing it.
Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (uujoW)

I know what you mean, it's so easy to believe this isn't going to work, but one of the things I've never stopped realizing is that.... those people over there, they're not really very smart.

Every time someone tells me I should think they are, they do the dumbest things. They get away with it the same way all con artists do... by tricking decent people into believing they can't be that rotten, they wouldn't lie about everything, and when they say they're trying to help me, they must mean it.

Then your lying eyes show you. That's where we are. Are enough people dumb enough not to see what's plain as day?

Eh, a lot of people are, but yeah, not enough. Not this time.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

83 Good gravy, there are 67 in PA.

Iowa has 99 counties (and a b**** ain't one)

Posted by: brak at September 06, 2024 02:24 PM (NGHTx)

84 Motto of the "Prostitutes for Congress" party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Prostitutes at least leave their clients with a happy ending most of the time. Being screwed by DC never gives that same feeling.

So Prostitute Party> GOPe>Dem.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:24 PM (kW+z9)

85 Nothing less than revenge served cold will do.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 02:24 PM (zTDQn)

86 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

87 82 Every time someone tells me I should think they are, they do the dumbest things. They get away with it the same way all con artists do... by tricking decent people into believing they can't be that rotten, they wouldn't lie about everything, and when they say they're trying to help me, they must mean it.

Then your lying eyes show you. That's where we are. Are enough people dumb enough not to see what's plain as day?

Eh, a lot of people are, but yeah, not enough. Not this time.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

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They got away with it last time, not because they were devious and under the radar, but because they had judges refuse to hear evidence of their cheat in courts.

They had very strong allies.

My black pill (mostly) remains because that fact has not changed. In fact, with Biden's four years of judicial appointments, it's arguably worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

88 "Cats have a reputation of being amazing mamas."

That's because cats are amazing people. Just spend some time on youtube. A cat will whack an alligator on the nose to protect what's important to it. Cats will attack dogs who threaten their humans. And cats will cozy up to, and purr against you, when you are sick. In the final battle between cat people and lizard people, I'm on Team Meow.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (KAi1n)

89 Since we're no longer a country of laws, why should anyone abide by any of them?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I assume Pierre Delecto is in favor of non citizens voting.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (RbU56)

91 Aren't NGOs and others already signing up millions of illegals, at places they gather, like their emergency housing, or food banks, whatever? I'd read that a month or so ago.

Why is actively registering illegals not a crime?

Will the Venezuelan gangs get in on the ballot harvesting game?

But Johnson will likely crater, and 5-10M illegal votes will be magically "harvested" without having a valid signature or address ... seems all too likely.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

92 "Jack Smith told Judge Tanya Chutkan that his opening brief would mention secret grand jury evidence that was not disclosed in the latest indictment of former President Trump"

Well, that was double cross my heart hope to die secrets

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 06, 2024 02:25 PM (P4Pk9)

93 Maricopa County steps on rake. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (Y1sOo)

94 Willowed, I got my first reaction on Facebook to my post about Trump's sentencing delay. A liberal Jewish lesbian I know sent an angry frowning emoji
--------

If I wanted to be around angry liberal frowning Jewish lesbians I'd try out for Jeopardy.

But seriously social media is bad mmkay, stay off for your health.

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (uujoW)

95 NY , my state, has 62 counties. Smallest New York county (Manhattan) to the largest St Lawrence.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (kIghq)

96 > Kentucky has 120 counties.
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I saw a tidbit about the number of legal weed licenses that the state was auctioning. Something like no more than 3 (or 4) per county. Some areas had relatively few applications, others more.

There was over 3000 applications for weed dispensaries for the ~400 licenses.

My random piece of nonsense for the thread.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (Q4IgG)

97 I'm such a geography geek, I'm actually working on an Excel spreadsheet listing all the counties and county equivalents in the US, along with their county seats, dates of establishment, land area, and which ones I have been to.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV)

98 "There are only 15 counties in Arizona"

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Good gravy, there are 67 in PA.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 06, 2024


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Sixty-four (parishes) in Lousy-ana.

I noticed when I was a kid, looking at the continental U.S. map, that the states in the east were quite small compard to those out west like AZ, CO, and WY. Even then I realized, "Well, the early settlers didn't know just how much country they had. They could have made bigger states."

The same, I guess, is true of counties. Though CO has 64 too, but WY has only 23.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu)

99 I'm bringing my case back with secret evidence is some OJ shit

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (uujoW)

100 Just when you think The Turtle is irrelevant he waddles back in the picture.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 02:27 PM (zTDQn)

101 Every time someone tells me I should think they are, they do the dumbest things. They get away with it the same way all con artists do... by tricking decent people into believing they can't be that rotten, they wouldn't lie about everything, and when they say they're trying to help me, they must mean it.

Then your lying eyes show you. That's where we are. Are enough people dumb enough not to see what's plain as day?

Eh, a lot of people are, but yeah, not enough. Not this time.
Posted by: BurtTC
======
The Dems were masters of teh short con relying on their voters' (such as they are) greed, vanity, and stupidity. Very hard to con a Joe that is not greedy, vain, or stupid.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:27 PM (kW+z9)

102 Iowa has 99 counties (and a b**** ain't one)
Posted by: brak

Clinton County?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2024 02:27 PM (KAi1n)

103 89
You are correct sir!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 06, 2024 02:27 PM (P4Pk9)

104 AI is getting outta control:

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Rednecks
youtube.com/watch?v=ahq6MF349Fw

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 02:27 PM (IG4Id)

105 @94 known her forever. She used to play golf against my mother. I post on Facebook stuff like this to stir it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 06, 2024 02:28 PM (kIghq)

106 Virginia and the Carolinas originally stretched to the Mississippi. The were bigger than many European countries.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)

107 cats will cozy up to, and purr against you, when you are sick.
Posted by: SFGoth at September

We call this “Purr Therapy”

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:28 PM (pZEOD)

108 Posted by: Bulg at September

As piper said cats are great mothers to their kittens. Until the kitten is grown. Then it's just another cat. No real attachment to the former baby.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 02:29 PM (4XwPj)

109 100 Just when you think The Turtle is irrelevant he waddles back in the picture.
Posted by: torabora
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He doesn't have the touch anymore to be subtle and the caucus is probably moving away from his position because he has little to award this election to his followers and they have to live with whoever succeeds McConnell after the election.

Can't imagine what happened to McCarthy's revenge tour in the primaries cheers McConnell's supporters in the GOPe caucus much either.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (kW+z9)

110 Texas has a bajillion counties. Some with interesting names, like Deaf Smith.

Wyoming has 24.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (xPJvm)

111 For a long time (10 years or so), I was shouting that McConnell was one of America's most rancid people. I was frequently told that I'm a splitter, he's a parliamentary magician, he's the very best we could hope for in the Senate, blah blah blah.

Now, those who said that to the haters like me will never admit that was wrong, wrong, wrong... But they've fallen silent. That's good enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (0FoWg)

112 cats will cozy up to, and purr against you, when you are sick.
Posted by: SFGoth


Checking to see if they can eat you yet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (aD39U)

113 Virginia was the largest state at the time of independence. Included Kentucky as well as West Virginia.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)

114 83 Good gravy, there are 67 in PA.

Iowa has 99 counties (and a b**** ain't one)
Posted by: brak

It SHOULD be 100 counties. Kossuth county is in the center of the northernmost row of counties in the State. It's two rows of counties from east to west, except that one double-wide (tall) county fucking it all up.
https://tinyurl.com/4aeuhdee

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

115 106 Virginia and the Carolinas originally stretched to the Mississippi. The were bigger than many European countries.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)

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They stretched until the Pacific Ocean, not that anyone in European governments knew where that was at the time, though.

Those maps essentially just end with ellipses tailing off to the west.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

116 "I will not be one of the Soft Sisters whining that Trump must be "above it all" and "restore norms." I will be one of the people demanding that those who attempted to rig an election through lawfare experience the tender mercies of lawfare themselves."

That would be the worst possible outcome, even worse than a Harris "victory" given how much that would radicalize so many. If Trump wins, which seems likely now, he needs a USAG willing to try and imprison the likes of Garland, Weismann, Comey, Brennan, Mayorkas, Swalwell, Cheney, etc. Otherwise, the lesson learned will be they can get away with raw totalitarianism, which as of now seems to be the case. These people need to die horrible, lonely deaths behind bars.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (KSNKu)

117 I feel like the only way we're going to get some level of honesty in elections is if the SC steps in, but I'm not holding my breathe.

They could outlaw ballot harvesting, mail in voting, make states clean up their voter rolls of non-citizens, etc etc and be on pretty strong Constitutional grounds.

Or we can just let lower Democrat judges do everything they can to make honest elections impossible.

FWIW, I've told this story before, but people I know here that work on campaigns and in law enforcement have told me this is where voter fraud is real and verified. Non-citizens voting.

Posted by: Blago at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (wMRY8)

118 My county supervisors in Cochise County were indicted by AZ AG Mayes (Donk, "won" by 928 votes with 9000 provisional ballots never counted) for wanting to make sure the county canvas was accurate in 2022. They were indicted by a Grand Jury in Maricopa County, not in the county were the 'violation' occurred.

The state of Maricopa attacks anyone who tries to ensure election integrity with lawfare. Their continued existence depends upon the vote fraud.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (l7Kbv)

119 My position on this:

We screwed the pooch when the country allowed
- electronic voting
(hard to eliminate now because of access for "disabled" and would require intelligent systems design but the Left will sue sue sue to make it mandatory. This is a big one because the ***registration*** files are electronic and that tells them what votes to manufacture, mailing address,.... This is the heart of their cheat machine.)

- mail-in and early voting.
(This eliminates any oversight or chain of custody)

- Centralized vote counting.
(See above. We put voting in hands of inner city fraud machines. This is another big problem.)

- Gov paid vote watchers.
(How the hell did this get allowed? They are the last people we can trust. They hire their party to screw conservatives.)

- Dirty voter roles.
(A secondary problem. Fix the above items please. With ID and in person voting, dead people have a harder time voting.)

(It is 3:30 AM pre-coffee, so I may have missed something.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:31 PM (TRfrF)

120 109 Can't imagine what happened to McCarthy's revenge tour in the primaries cheers McConnell's supporters in the GOPe caucus much either.
Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:30 PM (kW+z9)

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Especially since it mostly failed.

I think he had one success?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

121 cats will cozy up to, and purr against you, when you are sick.
Posted by: SFGoth at September

We call this “Purr Therapy”
Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:28 PM (pZEOD)

When I had the Wuhan Boogie my kitty stayed with me pretty much all the time. She actually got sick too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 06, 2024 02:31 PM (xPJvm)

122 Things like this give me an erection. I think "FINALLY, WE'RE GETTING SERIOUS ABOUT VOTE FRAUD." Then I realize this is the United States of America and is almost completely controlled by shitcocks. My erection limps away.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

123 Wyoming has 23 counties.
Nevada has 16 counties.
NM has 33...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Indiana has 92 counties. I believe my county is actually the largest, area wise.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 02:32 PM (4XwPj)

124 GA school shooter's father in court on involuntary manslaughter charges.

Live.

https://tinyurl.com/tf592zds

I knew murder charges wouldn't stick. Unless he planned it with his son.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 06, 2024 02:33 PM (97VRW)

125 Wyoming has 23 counties.
Nevada has 16 counties.
NM has 33...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Indiana has 92 counties. I believe my county is actually the largest, area wise.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Texas has 254.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 06, 2024 02:33 PM (97VRW)

126

The RNC has done nothing effective to slow down the cheat. The RNC runs the most perverse Failure Theatre going.

Ballot harvesting is like pissing in the wind if you understand that the Commies have 500k to 1.5 million( re: Omega4America analysis) fictitious addresses and voters in each Swing State for whom they manufacture ballots to use as needed.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 06, 2024 02:34 PM (FCPbW)

127 Antonio Brown's picture of White Dudes for Kamala featuring Kelce and Swift is perfect!
AB
@AB84
x.com/AB84/status/1831869821509890176
6:39 PM · Sep 5, 2024

If also have a theory regarding the Kelce/Swift breakup rumor. I think the fake romance breakup, scheduled for September 28th (tinyurl.com/2xuz28pf), was so Taylor Swift could endorse and campaign with Kamala (i.e. concerts before and appearances with Kamala at rallies) in October without drawing the ire of the NFL and a backlash from NFL fans that would help Trump.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2024 02:34 PM (9aVck)

128 It SHOULD be 100 counties. Kossuth county is in the center of the northernmost row of counties in the State. It's two rows of counties from east to west, except that one double-wide (tall) county fucking it all up.

interesting - wiki said they tried to carve another county out of it but the movement failed

Posted by: brak at September 06, 2024 02:34 PM (NGHTx)

129 Why now, and not a year ago?

Does the Arizona case have a chance to impact the 2024 election?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 06, 2024 02:34 PM (A0kvD)

130 I will not be one of the Soft Sisters whining that Trump must be "above it all" and "restore norms."
--
Ed Driscoll is going to stop stealing content from you ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 02:34 PM (d/77M)

131 CA has 58 Counties and my County has over 480 thousand people

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (IyPmt)

132 > Cats will attack dogs who threaten their humans.

You reminded me of this great video of a cat body-checking a dog that attacked a little boy.

https://youtu.be/EEa6jZv-Khc?t=20

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (Odg76)

133 75 But Texas has to have the most...254 counties.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Yes, but only one of them is small, most are good sized. In fact, a couple of them are bigger than some states.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:22 PM (lTGtQ)

When 221+ Rhode Islands fit in Texas, and Rhode Island has 5 counties...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (ynpvh)

134 Can I jump in to say that Elon Musk is a national treasure?

Because Elon Musk is a GD national treasure.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (KbCG3)

135 Sixty-four (parishes) in Lousy-ana.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

One of which (Saint Martin) consists of two noncontiguous pieces separated by another parish.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:36 PM (v6JzV)

136 35 > The House passed a nationwide proof of citizenship bill
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That something this stupid is actually needed...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

Exactly right.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 02:36 PM (Rbu5d)

137 131 CA has 58 Counties and my County has over 480 thousand people

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (IyPmt)

Mine has over 3.2 Million. LA county has almost 10 million.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

138 Only 15 counties in AZ.
There are 46 here in little ol' SC.

I love the way they drew the maps out west.
Draw out a bunch of large squares and rectangles for counties and call it a day.
Most of it is desert anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (6ydKt)

139 106 Virginia and the Carolinas originally stretched to the Mississippi. The were bigger than many European countries.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Georgia included territories that now comprise the current states of Alabama and Mississippi even after the Revolution. The little known Compact of 1802 between the US and Georgia ceded Alabama and Mississippi territories to the US in return for ceding all Indian claims to land within the remaining state of Georgia and removing them to the West.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (kW+z9)

140 It’s time to punch McConnell’s ticket along with Collins, Murkowski and that dumb bag of shit who said we “must pass the infrastructure bill”, Cassidy.

There was massive voter fraud and unconstitutional violations that led to the Biden presidency. Grow a fucking sack of balls and admit it, because they’re doing it again. That’s because you weak ass, bent over, on the take, drooling dumb ass cowards let them do it and you don’t have the stones to stop them. It’s about time we had a senate that looked after the will of the people and our constitution, not their wallets and cocktail party friends.

What buffoonish, ass pirating, stoopid, on-the-take, shitbags can’t figure out that illegal aliens should not vote, mail in ballots with no signature or ID requirements are open to fraud, voter rolls needs to be maintained and votes that don’t comply with the rules, shouldn’t count? Months worth of voting for “Election Day”, assholes? Does that sound right to you, you dumb, drool cup drinking caitiffs.

Get rid of these so called Republicans in the senate. Send them to the Ukrainian War wind e that’s their priority.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (hvxmQ)

141
Mine has over 3.2 Million. LA county has almost 10 million.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah.. I'm in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (IyPmt)

142 She has a pancake ass and I can literally hear her eggs drying up, but the PR was good -- look at that huge deal I got with Pfizer!

besides, I'm downlow into dudes, just ask around the locker room

Posted by: T Kelce at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (NGHTx)

143 That afro is racist.
Posted by: wth

Maybe it's a hat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Fine. Hat afro is racist.

Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2024 02:38 PM (ziUz0)

144 The irony is that by stealing the 2020 election, including the GA senate seats, they prevent laws to prevent election fraud.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:38 PM (TRfrF)

145 AZ elected Republican's = dogshit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 06, 2024 02:38 PM (/U5Yz)

146 This is all nice and encouraging. But only now? Two months before the fucking election? This should have been done -- and ongoing -- since at least 2020. I'll never understand why we always sit on our hands with our thumbs up our asses during all the times we should be out hacking off heads, and only stir from slumber when it's too late.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

147 As piper said cats are great mothers to their kittens. Until the kitten is grown. Then it's just another cat. No real attachment to the former baby.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024


***
It's been two years since little Dagny the Siberian left the cattery and her mother Sophia. Cats have pretty good memories for things that are important to them, but I don't know if Sophia would remember her, or vice versa.

I'd suppose, though, that if the mother and kitten-then-cat continue living toether, they could be good friends. Just not the parent-child relationship we think of.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

148 I love the way they drew the maps out west.
Draw out a bunch of large squares and rectangles for counties and call it a day.
Most of it is desert anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 06, 2024 02:37 PM (6ydKt)

Bingo. Mine is 80 miles by 80 miles. If it isn't mountains its high desert (hence my moniker).

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (l7Kbv)

149 They screwed up and don't know it yet. Not many know what they're doing wrong, but I have seen it, Trump has certainly seen it, and I think it's enough to throw the balance to him. And just like in 2016 he's going to make the impossible look easy again. Fuck I even hate writing it.
Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 02:13 PM (uujoW)


My nightmare is truck bombs

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (D7oie)

150 My wife came up with a brilliant idea. Have an electric car fitted with kites and keys so they don't need charging station. Call it the Franklin.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (1bNHn)

151 Dude in Elon's troll looks like Captain Picard

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

152 These election reform actions are not only meant to address the substantial abuses PRE-election, but are also meant to lay the groundwork for the POST-election lawfare conflagration to follow. No "last-minute" shenanigans will go unnoticed and unchallenged. 3 AM shutdowns and restarts in county and state election boards will be detected and protested instantly. 2020 was a certification rout because the GOP was too complacent and accommodating with an opponent ready, willing, and able to win at any cost to the constitutional liberties of the people. The Dems will be no less ruthless this go-around.

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (rj6Yv)

153 146 This is all nice and encouraging. But only now? Two months before the fucking election? This should have been done -- and ongoing -- since at least 2020. I'll never understand why we always sit on our hands with our thumbs up our asses during all the times we should be out hacking off heads, and only stir from slumber when it's too late.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

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There have been lawsuits to clean up voter rolls going for the past few years. Some of them have been successful, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Z30sn)

154 64 Somebody should finally smother McConnell on the cloak room. What a gimpy piece of shit.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 06, 2024 02:19 PM (nmw7B)

Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander …

Posted by: zombie Anton Scalia at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (TTAGa)

155 remember, bipartisan means the dems get all or most of what they want and repubs like romney can talk about compromise and putting country ahead of party.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

156 Sixty-four (parishes) in Lousy-ana.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
One of which (Saint Martin) consists of two noncontiguous pieces separated by another parish.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024


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They can have all three.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

157 Jack Smith told Judge Tanya Chutkan that his opening brief would mention secret grand jury evidence that was not disclosed in the latest indictment of former President Trump.
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The same "secret evidence" that Schief went on TV dozens of times and promised he would reveal?

Wait. Wrong hoax.

This is the "secret evidence" that the J6 Committee ... uh .. deleted from the servers and password encrypted ... because it was so damning to Trump.

Yeah, yeah! The walls are closing in! The wheels are falling off! The rats are fleeing the sinking ship! It's a bombshell!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d/77M)

158 Can I jump in to say that Elon Musk is a national treasure?

Because Elon Musk is a GD national treasure.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 06, 2024 02:35 PM (KbCG3)


I don't know if he is a national treasure or not, I find him hilarious but then I find a lot of things hilarious.

I think he just doesn't want to watch another South Africa happen here.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2024 02:41 PM (D7oie)

159 Ed Driscoll is going to stop stealing content from you ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

He is personally on a mission to ruin Instapundit as a useful website which is why, perhaps, he bought into some kind of stake in PJ Media in the first place.

First class douchebag and covert Never Trumper.

Only Sarah Hoyt, and occasionally Steven Green have anything useful to say there much now. Glen sticks to being safe to keep his dayjob after he was taught a lesson by his employer U TN law school.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:41 PM (kW+z9)

160 As piper said cats are great mothers to their kittens. Until the kitten is grown. Then it's just another cat. No real attachment to the former baby.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Cats are like dairy cows. The more litters they have, the more detached they become. To the point of early weaning/not caring.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 06, 2024 02:42 PM (97VRW)

161 It’s beyond time to punch McConnell’s ticket along with Collins, Murkowski and that dumb bag of shit who said we “must pass the infrastructure bill”, Cassidy.

Recommended revision for consideration.

Posted by: Fake AoS HQ editor at September 06, 2024 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

162 52. Something had to be coming with Jimmy McCain's PR stunt.

Distraction?

Other states have much bigger concerns with Dacas finding a way to vote in the Presidential election.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 06, 2024 02:43 PM (NFX2v)

163 ***They need to be investigated by the DOJ for conspiracy to Defraud the People of the US of an election (that's the same charge the DOJ slaps Trump and J6 defendants with), and need to go to jail ...
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Along with them, media moguls and prime on air personalities that promoted disseminated the lie. The evil promoters of this veil of doom are equally as responsible as its progenitors.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 02:43 PM (ble/H)

164 There has to be some road grading equipment with Jack Smith's name on it.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 06, 2024 02:43 PM (RbU56)

165 >I noticed when I was a kid, looking at the continental U.S. map, that the states in the east were quite small compard to those out west like AZ, CO, and WY. Even then I realized, "Well, the early settlers didn't know just how much country they had. They could have made bigger states."

The way people draw things out, they get smaller the closer to the edge of the page. The US has the appearance of being drawn left to right.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 06, 2024 02:43 PM (cf/0E)

166 First class douchebag and covert Never Trumper.
Posted by: whig

Must be covert. I spend a fair amount of time on Insty and I have never seen Driscoll badmouth Trump.

He does link to Ace a lot, though.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

167 This is all nice and encouraging. But only now? Two months before the fucking election? This should have been done -- and ongoing -- since at least 2020. I'll never understand why we always sit on our hands with our thumbs up our asses during all the times we should be out hacking off heads, and only stir from slumber when it's too late.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

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There have been lawsuits to clean up voter rolls going for the past few years. Some of them have been successful, even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Z30sn)
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Yes, but the lawsuit highlighted in this post is very recent. AZ is obviously a battleground, obviously crawling with fake voters and fake votes, obviously fertile ground for the Slimy Dumocrap Cheat Machine. Why wait until now?

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

168 trump wins = stolen election

harris wins = cleanest election since caligula

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:44 PM (CWTWj)

169 There have been lawsuits to clean up voter rolls going for the past few years. Some of them have been successful, even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The awful secret is almost all of those lawsuits are successful if they persist. The federal law is clear--all voter registration files have to be periodically purged.

Part of the reason the Dems runs continuing voter registration programs is to replace any floating non existent voter pools so they can execute ballot fraud. These same critters are also used in voter harvesting and petition/initiatives drives. Sometimes even for GOP candidate which can cause issues as a certain GOP candidate for MI governor race found out. He paid them and they double crossed him by giving him invalid signatures.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:45 PM (kW+z9)

170 Via InstaPundit...

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: Tim Walz promoted research facility that partners with China’s Wuhan lab.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 06, 2024 02:45 PM (TGPs7)

171 Thank God McConnell won't be Majority Leader come January.

Maybe we'll luck up and they'll pick Rick Scott, Cruz or Rubio to be Leader? That's not to say they'll be a lot better, but no more Turtle taking the CCP line on every issue at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 06, 2024 02:46 PM (6ydKt)

172 167 Yes, but the lawsuit highlighted in this post is very recent. AZ is obviously a battleground, obviously crawling with fake voters and fake votes, obviously fertile ground for the Slimy Dumocrap Cheat Machine. Why wait until now?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

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True.

But, this is also building off of previous things. This is an extension of a previously filed lawsuit based on the fact that Maricopa wasn't following the law.

So, the first lawsuit was filed months ago (not looking it up, lazy), then we went through all of these shenanigans that make things last forever in the US justice system until procedural moves make this expansion from Maricopa to all 15 counties possible.

This isn't just a piece of paper that some guy filed yesterday to try and justify a fundraising email.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

173 Yeah, "infrastructure" to be built by foreign workers, paid for with American tax dollars.

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)

174 Elon Musk is a national treasure?

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I like Elon enough, but this is a misnomer. This isn't a nation. Just a gigantic fraud held together at gunpoint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

175 When 221+ Rhode Islands fit in Texas, and Rhode Island has 5 counties...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

False statistics! Rhode Island doesn't fit anywhere because Rhode Island is a myth!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (4XwPj)

176 166 First class douchebag and covert Never Trumper.
Posted by: whig

Must be covert. I spend a fair amount of time on Insty and I have never seen Driscoll badmouth Trump.

He does link to Ace a lot, though.
Posted by: Bulg


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He links to people against Trump and he links anti-Trump articles.
Not as much past few months, but he is Overt nevertrumper if you pay attention.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (TRfrF)

177 Schumer claims "if you're not a citizen, you can't vote."
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But then we have the actual Costanza law: "It's not a lie if you believe it".

Non-citizens can vote if they think they're citizens.

And who would be out there convincing non-citizens they are citizens...who?

... Who would that be??

Posted by: Axeman at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)

178 Yes, but the lawsuit highlighted in this post is very recent. AZ is obviously a battleground, obviously crawling with fake voters and fake votes, obviously fertile ground for the Slimy Dumocrap Cheat Machine. Why wait until now?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
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Shortens time to allow replenishment of the fake registrations. That being said, I think the AZ move is too late depending on judicial interpretation of the MVRA. Some claim an implicit limit of purging voter records 60 days or less before an election. It is unclear whether that means when ballots go out or when the statutory election day of Nov. 5th this year.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:48 PM (kW+z9)

179 79 Willowed, I got my first reaction on Facebook to my post about Trump's sentencing delay. A liberal Jewish lesbian I know sent an angry frowning emoji
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 06, 2024 02:23 PM (kIghq)

Well, YOU got told!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 02:48 PM (Rbu5d)

180 I love the way they drew the maps out west.
Draw out a bunch of large squares and rectangles for counties and call it a day.
Most of it is desert anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf


This actually is a factor of when they were set up. States east of the Mississippi were created using metes and bounds and natural boundaries, while those west of it were created by using longitude and latitude.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:48 PM (lTGtQ)

181 Dude in Elon's troll looks like Captain Picard
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024


***
Looks even more like my former boss!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:48 PM (J2vNu)

182 Driscoll is not an NTer. More aceish Trump agnostic.

He just annoys the crap out of me with the Beatles posts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (PDf99)

183 Sometimes even for GOP candidate which can cause issues as a certain GOP candidate for MI governor race found out. He paid them and they double crossed him by giving him invalid signatures.
Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:45 PM (kW+z9)

That's a problem when hiring a mercenary army. Mercs work for the highest bidder.

Posted by: mrp at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Yes, but the lawsuit highlighted in this post is very recent. AZ is obviously a battleground, obviously crawling with fake voters and fake votes, obviously fertile ground for the Slimy Dumocrap Cheat Machine. Why wait until now?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

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True.

But, this is also building off of previous things. This is an extension of a previously filed lawsuit based on the fact that Maricopa wasn't following the law.

So, the first lawsuit was filed months ago (not looking it up, lazy), then we went through all of these shenanigans that make things last forever in the US justice system until procedural moves make this expansion from Maricopa to all 15 counties possible.

This isn't just a piece of paper that some guy filed yesterday to try and justify a fundraising email.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
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The lawsuit was filed on August 6, 2024. It was then expanded to all 15 counties. August 6. A month ago.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

185 Maybe we'll luck up and they'll pick Rick Scott, Cruz or Rubio to be Leader? That's not to say they'll be a lot better, but no more Turtle taking the CCP line on every issue at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Cruz they are still pretending is an outsider they don't like. Rubio still seems young and lacks gravitas, although he'd sell out the base (especially on immigration) in a heartbeat.

Who's trying to lobby for the job by kissing The Turtle's ass, being wishy-washy on votes, and comes from a dependable Red state? Joni Ernst.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

186 Sarah Hoyt is a national treasure.

(But she is too long winded to read her pieces. She goes on and on forever and I don't have time.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (TRfrF)

187 What is the thing about cats being bad mothers?

Hush yo mouf!

Posted by: just talking bout cats at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (dJVk1)

188

i/o
@eyeslasho
·
Sep 5
Sex offending rate of women: 3 per one million

Sex offending rate of men: 395 per million

Sex offending rates of transwomen: 1,916 per million
———-

Wow. These are some stats.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (p4NUW)

189 i think swift is a bit beady eyed. otherwise at least as attractive as half the high fashion models.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (CWTWj)

190 This actually is a factor of when they were set up. States east of the Mississippi were created using metes and bounds and natural boundaries, while those west of it were created by using longitude and latitude.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

They used the grid system for most of the NW Territory and most of the stuff to the west. You can see the grid even today when you fly over the Midwest.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

191 trump wins = stolen election

harris wins = cleanest election since caligula
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:44 PM (CWTWj)
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Unt ve vill srow you in chail for questionink it!

Posted by: Merrick Gulag Garland at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

192 184 The lawsuit was filed on August 6, 2024. It was then expanded to all 15 counties. August 6. A month ago.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, fine.

It is pretty much filing out a piece of paper to meet a fundraising email deadline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

193 https://tinyurl.com/42bnk8jn

Link to those stats.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

194 yahoo news reports that lizzo has lost weight, from 308 to 260. you still don't want to see what she looks like in a swim suit.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

195 MN had 87 counties. The biggest, Saint Louis, is 40 times bigger than the smallest, Ramsey. It's also bigger than RI, DE and CT, but smaller than NJ.

Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (ziUz0)

196 186 Sarah Hoyt is a national treasure.

(But she is too long winded to read her pieces. She goes on and on forever and I don't have time.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:50 PM (TRfrF)

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I find her schtick tiresome, personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

197 Diane Kruger is a national treasure!

Wait, no, that's just a movie she was in.

Posted by: spindrift at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (OguvZ)

198 When counties were mapped out in the East, travel was by foot or horse.

There are roads in the east called "plank road" because that was what they were.
So the County seat was a one day ride away,.. or about 20 miles.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (TRfrF)

199 ""I will not be one of the Soft Sisters whining that Trump must be "above it all" and "restore norms." I will be one of the people demanding that those who attempted to rig an election through lawfare experience the tender mercies of lawfare themselves.""


I want trump to put on a nice jacket complete with shop broom size epaulets and Idi amin starter kit, round these fuckers up along with all their buddies, send them to the field of the impaled, desiccated in the sun, and then used as human tiki torches to light up DC for his inauguration in a blaze bright enough to where aliens in space say "bro, maybe this invasion thing is a bad idea".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2024 02:52 PM (VwHCD)

200 182 Driscoll is not an NTer. More aceish Trump agnostic.

He just annoys the crap out of me with the Beatles posts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Let me make a few Simpsons references for you...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 06, 2024 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

201
I find her schtick tiresome, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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I can see that, but she is very bold in a lot of things she says. I like that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:53 PM (TRfrF)

202 199
I want trump to put on a nice jacket complete with shop broom size epaulets and Idi amin starter kit, round these fuckers up along with all their buddies, send them to the field of the impaled, desiccated in the sun, and then used as human tiki torches to light up DC for his inauguration in a blaze bright enough to where aliens in space say "bro, maybe this invasion thing is a bad idea".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2024 02:52 PM (VwHCD)

========

I want every political appointee to ask every bureaucrat who works for them, "Fine where your position is defined in statute, not in regulation."

If they can't do it, they get fired. To be in alignment with Loper so that Trump can't be a tyrant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

203 Rasmussen has a recent poll out showing likely illegal voters voting in AZ - I don’t have the link but surely it’s not beyond anyone’s ability to find it - but the elephant in the room is that the corruption in AZ is not “just” McCain RINO’s but the cartels likely aided by the same orientals who brainwashed McCain - the Chinese through the North Vietnamese. Clever rascals. They own most the R and almost all the D. See Gallego.

Posted by: epador at September 06, 2024 02:53 PM (ah1Jo)

204 This actually is a factor of when they were set up. States east of the Mississippi were created using metes and bounds and natural boundaries, while those west of it were created by using longitude and latitude.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 02:48 PM (lTGtQ)

It's more the product of who created those boundaries... the people there? or the people in some far off capital.

Just like the Middle East... where the boundaries were defined by European leaders... which means they make no sense.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2024 02:53 PM (xaFKb)

205 Ace, the cobs, and most* of the commenters here are real national treasures!

*That is, excluding the trolls.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

206 201 I can see that, but she is very bold in a lot of things she says. I like that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:53 PM (TRfrF)

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I just find the whole polemist thing to be tiresome in general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

207 i think swift is a bit beady eyed. otherwise at least as attractive as half the high fashion models.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024


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She's gorgeous and has been ever since she burst on the national scene. Not to mention she has had tremendous styaing power -- fifteen years now. The usual "hot" lifespan of a pop star is about five. (Of course, there are exceptions like the Stones, the members of the Beatles, etc.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

208 205 Ace, the cobs, and most* of the commenters here are real national treasures!

*That is, excluding the trolls.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

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Yeah...I know...

*kicks dirt sadly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

209 Ace, the cobs, and most* of the commenters here are real national treasures!

*That is, excluding the trolls.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)
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You like me! You really like me!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (VdhcA)

210 re 183: i recall reading about a paid volunteer for 'acorn', who got caught when he turned in a batch of voter registration forms to city hall and the woman who got them thought it was odd that one had been filled out by the mayor. guy admitted he went into the library and just copied info from a phone book. texas, i think

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (CWTWj)

211 Must be covert. I spend a fair amount of time on Insty and I have never seen Driscoll badmouth Trump.

He does link to Ace a lot, though.
Posted by: Bulg
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One of Driscoll's favorites is Jim Treacher plus other useless knobs of National Review that everyone else have forgotten for being the NT douchebags that they are.

He cites them far more than Ace.

Driscoll is a native Californian that relocated to Texas but still has that California GOP mentality in his head. Plus his lame music columns are useless wankery by someone that obviously is a poseur. Same as Podhoretz jr, Goldberg, Jay whatshisname, etc. of the NR crew.

The Bulwark and Lincoln project crew, by contrast, are starkly honest in their grifting, buggering, and selling their souls to Omidyar and his wealthy friends so they can grovel at their feet.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (kW+z9)

212 The lawsuit was filed on August 6, 2024. It was then expanded to all 15 counties. August 6. A month ago.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, fine.

It is pretty much filing out a piece of paper to meet a fundraising email deadline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
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Sadly, this is mostly all these efforts really are. With a few rare exceptions (FL and OH) the GOP has no real interest in stopping vote fraud. Why? We can only speculate. So these lawsuits aren't filed after elections, when people aren't paying attention. They're filed in the runup to elections, when people are paying attention and are more likely to get excited and open their wallets.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

213 I'll give you a hint: He has no chin, he's paid by China, and sometimes he glitches publicly for 20 or more second straight.
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Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)

214 >>> 15


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False.

Their elections are so clean you can trust that when sheriffs threaten to shoot people trying to watch ballot counting, it's because they're so dedicated to free and fair elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

Has the Maricopa County Sherriff threatened to shoot anyone associated with America First Legal yet?

... if we had an opposition party, let alone an independent press, someone might have asked that douchebag about his threat ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM (FnneF)

215 keith olberman is a treasure, that's why the cats keep trying to bury him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:56 PM (CWTWj)

216 nice jacket complete with shop broom size epaulets and Idi amin starter kit,

Danny Ortega president for life sunglasses.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 02:56 PM (Zmeii)

217 Video of Ami Horowitz at Berkley asking white people about voter ID and if it's racist against minorities and then he goes to East Harlem and asks black people the same question.

Exposes the indoctrination and racism instilled by Democrats for decades.

https://tinyurl.com/3vca7sy9

Posted by: Cheri at September 06, 2024 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

218 > yahoo news reports that lizzo has lost weight, from 308 to 260. you still don't want to see what she looks like in a swim suit.

Good for her.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (Odg76)

219 We were disparaged two Threads ago.

Let us just say we are unburdened by what has been.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Axios at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)

220 *That is, excluding the trolls.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)
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How can you tell if you're a troll or not?

Posted by: Axeman at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

221 keith olberman is a treasure, that's why the cats keep trying to bury him
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 02:56 PM (CWTWj)



Cats bury their shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

222 194 yahoo news reports that lizzo has lost weight, from 308 to 260. you still don't want to see what she looks like in a swim suit.
Posted by: gnats local 678

I do!!!
https://tinyurl.com/bdnf8sk7
https://tinyurl.com/y4vbmsr2

Awwww...she's just a regular overweight gal now. I can see those every day.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

223 For some unknown reason my gut tells me Chuckles Schumer is a vile pos.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 06, 2024 02:58 PM (RbU56)

224 220 How can you tell if you're a troll or not?
Posted by: Axeman at September 06

Look at your feet.

Posted by: Piper at September 06, 2024 02:58 PM (pRpzT)

225 How can you tell if you're a troll or not?
Posted by: Axeman


Do you live under a bridge?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)

226 >>> 169
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Part of the reason the Dems runs continuing voter registration programs is to replace any floating non existent voter pools so they can execute ballot fraud. These same critters are also used in voter harvesting and petition/initiatives drives. Sometimes even for GOP candidate which can cause issues as a certain GOP candidate for MI governor race found out. He paid them and they double crossed him by giving him invalid signatures.
Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 02:45 PM (kW+z9)

Nicole Shanahan mentioned part of the problem they had with getting *on* ballots was some fake-ass commie (my words) registration orgs doing exactly that, so they had to go back and get even more signatures to make sure they had enough valid ones.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2024 02:58 PM (FnneF)

227 I want the jurors investigated as well

It may be communist Upper Eastside NY but I still find it hard pressed to believe all of them were so willing to pull the trigger on a civil war without at least one of them waking up in the morning with a dead horsehead in their bed

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at September 06, 2024 02:59 PM (M7vhK)

228
Awwww...she's just a regular overweight gal now. I can see those every day.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)



Shouldn't she be deplatformed for fat shaming and sexually harassment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

229 *harassing her crew?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Ace, the cobs, and most* of the commenters here are real national treasures!

Bewbs. Treasure chest.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 02:59 PM (xSwrI)

231 228
Awwww...she's just a regular overweight gal now. I can see those every day.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 06, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)


Shouldn't she be deplatformed for fat shaming and sexually harassment?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

======

She was perfect and beautiful as she was. Any change towards traditional models of beauty is an attack on black women everywhere.

Cancel her! Like they tried to cancel Adele!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

232 in a blaze bright enough to where aliens in space say "bro, maybe this invasion thing is a bad idea".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2024 02:52 PM (VwHCD)


That is quite the picture.

"Let's go back to that planet with all the dormant eggs."

Posted by: spindrift at September 06, 2024 03:00 PM (OguvZ)

233 Oh I get it.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 06, 2024 03:00 PM (ytSiK)

234
keith olberman is a treasure, that's why the cats keep trying to bury him
Posted by: gnats local 678


You could equally argue that cats bury their poop, too, and keith fits that bill better.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 03:00 PM (xG4kz)

235 Sadly, this is mostly all these efforts really are. With a few rare exceptions (FL and OH) the GOP has no real interest in stopping vote fraud. Why? We can only speculate.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 02:55 PM


We may never know the true motive.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, who totes won 2 of KY's Bluest Counties in last election at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (a3Q+t)

236 I'll give you a hint: He has no chin, he's paid by China, and sometimes he glitches publicly for 20 or more second straight.
---
Segfault - address out of range

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

237 Elon Musk is our Hank Reardon.

Posted by: Doppelgangerung at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (a2uF9)

238 Liz Cheney says Dick "War Pig" Cheney will be voting for Harris.

http://tiny.cc/ou3lzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (Odg76)

239 Video of Ami Horowitz at Berkley asking white people about voter ID and if it's racist against minorities and then he goes to East Harlem and asks black people the same question.

Exposes the indoctrination and racism instilled by Democrats for decades.

https://tinyurl.com/3vca7sy9
Posted by: Cheri at September 06, 2024 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
_________

That video is comical. Those pasty white motherfuckers truly believe that blacks are so poor they don't have internet access, so dumb they couldn't use it anyway, and so fucking helpless they can't find the DMV.

Let unsaid: if indeed blacks are really this dumb and incompetent and childish, why the fuck would they ever allow them to vote??

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

240 re 226: obama did that get get a dem nomination that was a sure win seat for the dems. challenged the incumbent's petitions for the primary and and got her bounced of the ballot

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (CWTWj)

241 That Elon link doesn't work. Did he ban himself?

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (vFG9F)

242 I've always known Driscoll's a douche. Didn't know he was a Beatles douche.

I hope to one day see the last Beatles hagiography. But I doubt it will ever happen. It's a whole industry now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 03:02 PM (0FoWg)

243 The biggest, Saint Louis, MN

It also drains in 3 directions.
North to Hudson bay.
South to the Missippi.
East to Lake Superior.

Posted by: DaveA at September 06, 2024 03:02 PM (FhXTo)

244 239 Let unsaid: if indeed blacks are really this dumb and incompetent and childish, why the fuck would they ever allow them to vote??
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Because they vote the right way.

Because dumb, incompetent, and childish people always vote the right way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

245 re 239: because really dumb people are the dems' base

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 03:02 PM (CWTWj)

246 That video is comical. Those pasty white motherfuckers truly believe that blacks are so poor they don't have internet access, so dumb they couldn't use it anyway, and so fucking helpless they can't find the DMV.

Let unsaid: if indeed blacks are really this dumb and incompetent and childish, why the fuck would they ever allow them to vote??
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)



Wanna watch them explode?

Tell them there are more black millionaires in the United States than any other country on earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

247 "Elon Musk is our Hank Reardon.
Posted by: Doppelgangerung"

I vote Ace for Ragnar.

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 03:03 PM (vFG9F)

248
yahoo news reports that lizzo has lost weight, from 308 to 260. you still don't want to see what she looks like in a swim suit.
Posted by: gnats local 678


And like a Dung Beetle rolling its ball of dung, she is rolling that forty-eight pound oleaginous mass around with her wherever she goes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 06, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

249 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at September 06, 2024 03:03 PM (IyPmt)

250 I appreciate that the parties like this uniparty bribery buffet they have going on. The problem is that they've gotten so stupid and lazy they've painted themselves into a corner.

And I think Johnson might have a bit more stones this time, because he got burned on the last deal, and it appears after the election the House will be more Freedom Caucus/MAGA and he will get the same deal McCarthy got.

Dem polling is cratering - and the NRC is no longer controlled by the Turtle - it is controlled by Trump. I expect democrat election day tricks. I also expect a bigger response to those tricks. The dems/uniparty are on the wrong side of immigration, voting reform, DEI, etc. It's getting too big to control. Harris is not strong enough at the top to carry this, in fact she is beginning to add her own wait.

It's beginning to feel like a Trump 300+ EC total. The dems cannot even lie well anymore.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 06, 2024 03:03 PM (GZYu7)

251 Driscoll's pretty slippery about linking NeverTrumpers, sometimes going back ten years or more to find an old article by Jonah Goldberg or some other NR twit, as if what they wrote is more cogent, interesting and relevant than a dozen new articles by contemporary writers. I basically consider these to be pity links, or links among friends, but providing oxygen to people who are now ideological enemies of the Right, under any circumstances, is annoying. Ed's also possibly the laziest co-blogger out there, cutting and pasting acres of text from other people, instead of just offering a link and maybe a brief comment. And he keeps putting up the same tiresome tweets from Jim Treacher and IowaPundit that are now years old, as a sort of coda to the post. And I'm talking pretty much every single day, sometimes more than once per day.

Posted by: Paco at September 06, 2024 03:03 PM (njExo)

252 obama did that get get a dem nomination that was a sure win seat for the dems. challenged the incumbent's petitions for the primary and and got her bounced of the ballot
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (CWTWj)
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NB: it was for an alderman's seat in Chicago, all o f which are surefire wins for Dems.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 06, 2024 03:04 PM (VdhcA)

253 My AZ state senator is Wendy Rogers(R). She's a firebrand every couple of years or so. Between election intervals you couldn't find her with a bloodhound.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 06, 2024 03:04 PM (/U5Yz)

254 Alaska has no counties, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2024 03:04 PM (f87vz)

255 On the Harris thread.

The thing about a candidate not stating their position over and over and over is that unless they say what they are going to do, how can you trust them?


The idea is that if a candidate says "I will not ban fracking" 1000x, then there is no political cost to them if they ban fracking.

It is very hard and very costly for politicians to reneg. (Barry on gay marriage, Bush on "no new taxes," and a few other examples.) so they are loath to do it.

Harris is running a campaign WITH NOT CAMPAIGN COMMITMENTS. For her first term!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 03:05 PM (TRfrF)

256 yahoo news reports that lizzo has lost weight, from 308 to 260. you still don't want to see what she looks like in a swim suit.
Posted by: gnats local 678

That's actually an impressive weight loss. Good for her!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 03:06 PM (4XwPj)

257 176...He links to people against Trump and he links anti-Trump articles.
Not as much past few months, but he is Overt nevertrumper if you pay attention.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 02:47 PM (TRfrF)

I try to just skip his over-long posts. Especially the "music" ones.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 03:06 PM (Rbu5d)

258 JUST IN: Governor Newsom Vetoes Bill That Would Allow Illegal Aliens to Buy Homes with Zero Down Payment and 0% Interest

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 06, 2024 03:07 PM (/U5Yz)

259 237 Elon Musk is our Hank Reardon.

Posted by: Doppelgangerung at September 06, 2024 03:01 PM (a2uF9)

-----
Hell he might be our John Galt (or one of many).

I'm just waiting on him to start building Musk's Gulch somewhere in Texas.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 06, 2024 03:10 PM (6ydKt)

260 I'm such a geography geek, I'm actually working on an Excel spreadsheet listing all the counties and county equivalents in the US, along with their county seats, dates of establishment, land area, and which ones I have been to.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV)

Interesting hobby! If you haven't noted before now, St. Louis City and St. Louis County are completely separate political entities.

St. Louis City does not, indeed, reside in an official county, and therefore... interesting piece of trivia, if you were born in St. Louis City like I was, no official entities today will accept your original birth certificate as valid, because it's not from a county.

Yes, there's a workaround, because there is now a statewide database of BCs that are considered valid, but the old, faded copy with my itty bitty footprints on it?

Useless.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 03:12 PM (dGCAG)

261 201
I find her schtick tiresome, personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

---------------

I can see that, but she is very bold in a lot of things she says. I like that.
Posted by: Gentlemen

=======
Differing sensibilities due to Hoyt's dayjob as a professional writer as a career. Hoyt does run long at her blog but that in part is how she promotes her career and she allows other authors to post their wares once per week.

That being said, Hoyt's heart is in the right place but some of her tropes get a bit annoying.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 03:13 PM (kW+z9)

262 Newsom had no other choice than to veto that bill if he wanted to have a political career at the national level.

(as VDH informed us all in J.J.'s post this a.m.)

It's the same reason that CA Reparations Committee's recommendations got nowhere fast.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 06, 2024 03:13 PM (6ydKt)

263 Antonio Brown salute

Posted by: ... at September 06, 2024 03:14 PM (uujoW)

264 258 JUST IN: Governor Newsom Vetoes Bill That Would Allow Illegal Aliens to Buy Homes with Zero Down Payment and 0% Interest

Posted by: Maj. Healey
=======
Translation, he still wants a role in national politics.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 03:14 PM (kW+z9)

265 I try to just skip his over-long posts. Especially the "music" ones.
Posted by: Question Authority
=========
I wait for JJ's post in the morning for 'news'. More useful than Special Ed's crap.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 03:15 PM (kW+z9)

266 Wanna watch them explode?

Tell them there are more black millionaires in the United States than any other country on earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

One for example, LeBron James. In no other country in the world, could James have achieved the level of stardom worldwide, money, and lucrative contracts than in the US which he brands a racist, hateful country. None. Along with Oprah Winfrey, et. al.

Posted by: Cheri at September 06, 2024 03:16 PM (oiNtH)

267 Dem polling is cratering - and the NRC is no longer controlled by the Turtle - it is controlled by Trump. I expect democrat election day tricks. I also expect a bigger response to those tricks. The dems/uniparty are on the wrong side of immigration, voting reform, DEI, etc. It's getting too big to control. Harris is not strong enough at the top to carry this, in fact she is beginning to add her own wait.

It's beginning to feel like a Trump 300+ EC total. The dems cannot even lie well anymore.
Posted by: Black JEM
=====
All we can do is our part and hope for the best. As Bismarck said, “God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.”

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 03:18 PM (kW+z9)

268 How can you tell if you're a troll or not?
Posted by: Axeman

Do you live under a bridge?
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)

Do you float?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 06, 2024 03:19 PM (cf/0E)

269 “ can't wait 'til Alvin Bragg, Merchan, "Tish" James, and the judge who oversaw the "business crimes" prosecution learn that political prosecutions GO BOTH WAYS”

Yeah well don’t hold your breath waiting

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Adcaq)

270 Merchan postponing sentence until after the election suggests two things with a possible third:

1. He doesn't want to be Arkancided for not sentencing Trump to prison September 18.
2. He doesn't want to face an enraged public (even in NYC) for sentencing Trump to prison September 18.
3 (maybe). The Dems' internal polls have gone from terrible to "Cthulhu just lurched ashore at Rehoboth Beach."

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at September 06, 2024 03:34 PM (tzYsy)

271 Only American Citizens and those who came here legally should be allowed to vote and so should our Military Personal no votes from Illegal Aliens Period

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 06, 2024 04:38 PM (wGqjj)

272 Petroleum county in Montana has 500 people and is bigger than Rhode Island.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 06, 2024 05:35 PM (iNp3L)

273 That being said, Hoyt's heart is in the right place but some of her tropes get a bit annoying.
Posted by: whig


If you are talking about the "shocked face" trope, she rarely uses it. That's Ed beating the dead horse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 06, 2024 05:46 PM (TRfrF)

274 PEOPLE!!!!!
We know this isn't about illegals actually voting.
It's about having enough registered voters to justify all the pre-voted ballots the Dems are going to produce with Harris's name on them.

Posted by: Ronzoni at September 06, 2024 06:32 PM (tof4A)

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