Mid-Morning Art Thread

Nature morte à la saucière
Francis Gruber

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV)

4 Looks like a graphic from an Edgar Allen Poe writing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Very blue today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

6 Nicely detailed but a bit dark

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

7 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

8 Not first.

But I can be the first to bitch about the art. Can't stand still-lifes. Boring.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

9 Whoops, missed it by a lot.

So this is "Nature Dead and Saucy"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

10 Fawn Liebowitz made the bowl and dish. Parents display it despite it's imperfections.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

11 I liked his brother's stuff better

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 09:31 AM (/7KEl)

12 Oh, okay -- "Still Life With Gravy Boat"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

13 I looked it up - Francis Gruber died young - only 36 years old.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 06, 2024 09:32 AM (YiKO5)

14 Saucy!

Posted by: And it's Friday at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (DobEs)

15 I looked it up - Francis Gruber died young - only 36 years old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 06, 2024

***
"Still Life With Gravy Boat; or, I Painted This Before I Was Dead"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

16 I liked his brother's stuff better
Posted by: Don Black

Schickel Gruber?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

17 Francis and Hans Gruber

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

18 Nobody wants Grandma's China!

Posted by: Spoiled Youngsters at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (CV8a5)

19 Dead nature in a saucer?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (SfhV1)

20 Alt title: Dead things.

Posted by: dantesed at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

21 I looked it up - Francis Gruber died young - only 36 years old.

Yippee Kay Ay Mother F*cker

Posted by: John McClane at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM (oZhjI)

22 The death of nature and a gravy boat?

Whatever, guy. You do you.

Posted by: Eric Swalloswell at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)

23 It does project some considerable atmosphere. You wonder what exactly is back there in those shadows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

24 Hans and Franz

here we go

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

25 Damn it! Off, foul Democrat sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)

26 This is important....vaze or vase?

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

27 So, the French for "still life" is "dead nature?" Interesting.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

28 He may have died young, but John McClane spared his life. He was the good brother.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (MvSgM)

29 I don't get it.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

30 It does project some considerable atmosphere. You wonder what exactly is back there in those shadows.

I see a sparkly vampire!

Posted by: Stephenie Meyer at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)

31 It does project some considerable atmosphere. You wonder what exactly is back there in those shadows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM

The salmon mousse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

32 Don't touch Mamaw's stuff. It's fragile.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

33 Morning.

Very nice.

I like the dark blue of the wallpaper. That nd the dark green of the plants gives this a weirdly aquatic feel. Anyway, it certainly is nice to look at.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:36 AM (RC/RC)

34 It does project some considerable atmosphere. You wonder what exactly is back there in those shadows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The sniper, duh.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:36 AM (v6JzV)

35 Needs a sammich. And a beer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 09:37 AM (p4Gz+)

36 Francis and Hans Gruber
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

They are here to POMP, YOU AAHP!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Dead nature with a bowl?

Posted by: lost in translation at September 06, 2024 09:37 AM (vFG9F)

38 Creepy. Would not hang.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 09:37 AM (Aqu9a)

39 2 movie refs

dayum

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:38 AM (gbOdA)

40 3 at least.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:38 AM (Wnv9h)

41 Trout elk >>>>>> salmon moose

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)

42 Would hang over my dead gravy boat collection.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 06, 2024 09:38 AM (SfhV1)

43 I want to not like this. It's working.

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

44 1942 ? It's practically modern. Looks a little too peaceful for 1942.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (V13WU)

45 So, the French for "still life" is "dead nature?" Interesting.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024

***
I'm guessing, of course. I know as much French as a tourist who's been skipping her Babbel lessons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

46 If it's dead it won't move, easier to paint

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (fwDg9)

47 Damn cats.

Posted by: Francis Gruber at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (vFG9F)

48 Il est mort.

Posted by: brak at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (NGHTx)

49 1942 ? It's practically modern. Looks a little too peaceful for 1942.
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM (V13WU)

Some lucky German took it home and hung it over his mantle.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:40 AM (RC/RC)

50 It does project some considerable atmosphere. You wonder what exactly is back there in those shadows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:34 AM
*
The salmon mousse!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024

***
Don't eat the chocolate mouse!

Posted by: Rosemary Woodhouse at September 06, 2024 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

51 Odd mixture of colors and shadows. Wouldn't hang.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 06, 2024 09:40 AM (kIghq)

52
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 09:40 AM (1Nxff)

53 This is part of a larger work called "Death of a Gravy Boat" and it's a triptych, but the next two panels are not pictured.

The piece itself shows the moment before the event in question. The gravy boat is sitting on the table, ready to receive its contents for the upcoming luncheon. The sullen maid has not yet filled it and so it is the last moment of normality before the tumult begins.

In the next panel, the sullen maid - embittered by her status - indifferently pours gravy into the vessel, splashing it onto the surrounding tablecloth and generally making a mess. The head maid is supervising and scolding the young maid.

In the third panel, the young maid is seen hurling the gravy boat at the head maid as the master of the estate walks across the room.

The implication is obvious, and the viewer is invited to mentally create his own fourth panel. The head maid is enraged, the young maid is stripped of her duties and dismissed, and the gravy boat is collateral damage.

The overall work, when fully pictured, is often considered a prime example of the "simple domestic tragedy" theme in the visual arts.

Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)

54 If this had been done by a chimp, it would be impressive.

Posted by: fd at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (vFG9F)

55 No relation.

Posted by: Lester Gruber, Torpedoman, PT73 at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (Aqu9a)

56 Is that a gravy boat? What this painting is missing is a bowl of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (2xB3Z)

57
I see a sparkly vampire!
Posted by: Stephenie Meyer at September 06, 2024

***
Bloody hell. It's the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Spike at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

58 Il est mort Jim

Posted by: Os at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

59
Nature morte à la saucière
Francis Gruber

_________

Dead Nature on a saucer? Sounds surreal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (1Nxff)

60 Oy!

Um...

No.

Posted by: creeper at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (M6moH)

61 Man, I love gravy. Sometimes I eat it right of the jar, cold.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV)

62 Here's a lighter version of the painting-

https://tinyurl.com/8vna4a3t

Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

63 "No gravy for my mashed potatoes"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (2xB3Z)

64 Trump killed nature!!!! Reeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)

65 Gruber's self-portrait painting on WikiArt makes him look a little like Leonard Nimoy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

66 59 Dead Nature on a saucer? Sounds surreal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (1Nxff)

Still life with gravy dish

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (x0n13)

67 I have three more gravy boats than I need. Anyone wanna trade for a tureen?

Posted by: China Nookie at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (CV8a5)

68 i]1942 ? It's practically modern. Looks a little too peaceful for 1942.
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:39 AM

There's a meme out there that's a close up of the A-1 steak sauce label showing the establishment date of 186(2)?

The caption is something like: Who was it who in the middle of the carnage of the Civil War thought "What this country needs is a really great steak sauce!"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)

69 "No gravy for my mashed potatoes"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:42 AM (2xB3Z)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/qXKvC3kpVMc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

70 . . . and the skies are not gravy all day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (Aqu9a)

71 I'm with Count de Monet. This one makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: creeper at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (M6moH)

72 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Posted by: From that commercial at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (DobEs)

73 This is what you do instead of clean your room? You try to make it "art"?

Get a job!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (GBKbO)

74 The implication is obvious, and the viewer is invited to mentally create his own fourth panel. The head maid is enraged, the young maid is stripped of her duties and dismissed, and the gravy boat is collateral damage.

The overall work, when fully pictured, is often considered a prime example of the "simple domestic tragedy" theme in the visual arts.
Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)

Judges would have accepted the young Maid dress was pulled up and her pantaloons were lower and she received two slaps across the buttock by the Master. Then they all 3 retire to the boudoir.

Posted by: Os at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

75 67 I have three more gravy boats than I need. Anyone wanna trade for a tureen?
Posted by: China Nookie at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (CV8a5)

How about a chamber pot?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (N39Ws)

76
The navy gets the gravy, while the army gets the beans, beans, beans, beans . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (x0n13)

77 Nature kills like the sous-chef.

Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (P+D4R)

78 Franz Gruber doubled on Christmas carols. He had a swell one.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (zdLoL)

79 Motorboat >>>> Gravy boat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

80 off french sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

81 Hadrian if it had a dog in it it would be dead too

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (fwDg9)

82 the young maid is stripped

HUBBA HUBBA

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (Bqsd4)

83 Apparently the artist died at 36 of tuberculosis, exacerbated by his "strenuous social life. (Translation: partying, drinking, and smoking, no doubt.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

84 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2024 09:40 AM

Doggo's just out of frame, waiting for drops of spilled gravy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

85 Francis Gruber, he fell off the Mahotme Tower.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM (ble/H)

86 I need Werner Herzog to weigh in on this one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM (Aqu9a)

87 Death only implied, not shown in grisly detail.

Disappointing.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM (UnA8+)

88 26 This is important....vaze or vase?
Posted by: BignJames

It's a mute point, and there's not a vas deferens between the two.

Posted by: The Imperial Ming at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM (CV8a5)

89 There's a meme out there that's a close up of the A-1 steak sauce label showing the establishment date of 186(2)?

The caption is something like: Who was it who in the middle of the carnage of the Civil War thought "What this country needs is a really great steak sauce!"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)

You know..I can see that. I imagine soldiers would hang a cook if the meal was particularly awful, so to hide the taste of horse meat (or worse) the sauce was invented !

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM (V13WU)

90 There was a UK Antiques Roadshow where the person discovered that the family's 18th Century gravy-boat was in fact a lady's pissoir! He immediately vomited over the china expert's jacket.

I may have made up some of that.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (CEzQx)

91 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (v6JzV)

92 Nature kills like the sous-chef.
Posted by: ZOD at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (P+D4R)

As did paddleboarding in a shallow pond.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (Aqu9a)

93 120° possible around here.
We are being sous vide.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (Bqsd4)

94 I need Werner Herzog to weigh in on this one.

==

Unlike you , I do not.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (V13WU)

95 73 This is what you do instead of clean your room? You try to make it "art"?

Get a job!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:44 AM (GBKbO)
----
That could work as incentive... "son, clean up your room or spend the next 6 hours committing it to oil as a still life!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (2xB3Z)

96 Excellent

Posted by: Hans Gruber at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (bmSBK)

97 120° possible around here.
We are being sous vide.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Good grief, where are you?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)

98 Still life with sauce boat

Well ...okay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (aD39U)

99 Given the loss of the next two panels of the triptych, some art historians assert that it is not - and never way - a triptych and is a standalone piece. These historians believe that the confusion stems from inconsistent historical spelling and that the name of the piece is properly "Death of a Saucier" rather than "Death of a Sauciere."

A saucier is a "sauce chef" rather than a vessel for containing sauces. According to this thesis on the work's origin and intention, the piece is stand-alone and shows the aftermath of the sudden death of the estate's saucier.

The gravy boat sits unfilled, its contents never to appear. The man who prepares the gravies is no longer on this earth. The empty vessel is a sad testament to the transience of life and the void left with a man's passing.

Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (HnUIn)

100 Why is everything shown as an incipient threat? It gets tiresome seeing so much despair or pessimism depicted. I'd sooner see Bob Ross and his happy trees.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (hKoQL)

101 Ok.

Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Screw Sid. Don't be Sid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

102 This stirs my Goth soul. Blood red accents in a twilight (lower case!) palette.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (kpS4V)

103 Motorboat >>>> Gravy boat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

You've never gravyboated with me, big boy!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (d9fT1)

104 95 That could work as incentive... "son, clean up your room or spend the next 6 hours committing it to oil as a still life!"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (2xB3Z)

=======

Knowing my son...

He'd choose to do the oil painting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (GBKbO)

105 You know..I can see that. I imagine soldiers would hang a cook if the meal was particularly awful, so to hide the taste of horse meat (or worse) the sauce was invented !
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 09:46 AM

That's probably not far from the truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (Wnv9h)

106 95 That could work as incentive... "son, clean up your room or spend the next 6 hours committing it to oil as a still life!"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (2xB3Z)

Still less boring than a bowl of plastic fruit.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (UnA8+)

107 "What this country needs is a really great steak sauce!"

Great with mule!
Wait until you get a load of their cocktail recipes.
Really: I have a book of them. "Corpse Reviver."

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 09:49 AM (zdLoL)

108 Link to the peer reviewed paper, mentioned in Dr Campbell's video. I linked to it on the other thread. Seems yo be proof, with pictures of nanotechnology in the mRNA vaccines

https://tinyurl.com/y2yx59xr

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (MpVUb)

109 >>Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:41 AM

Impressive. I would love to see the whole piece. The chaos, the domestic horror, the broken china.

Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (VGOMa)

110 You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/qXKvC3kpVMc
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

Most Excellent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (Aqu9a)

111 My French is a little rusty, but I think the title roughly translates to "Dead Shit on a Plate." Seems the artist put as much time into naming his work as he did rendering it.

1/10 stars.

Posted by: red speck at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (0Id0S)

112 97 120° possible around here.
We are being sous vide.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Good grief, where are you?
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)

I'm assuming either Arizona or the surface of Venus.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:51 AM (XfVAb)

113 Art asked for it:
https://youtu.be/mPPG17szt3I

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 06, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)

114 The empty vessel is a sad testament to the transience of life and the void left with a man's passing.

Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM (HnUIn)

Obviously it is a powerful symbol of the artist's mother, who rejected him when he was a child. He is forever seeking her approval, and the sexual dysfunction is ongoing, as he strives to please her.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo..Freudian at September 06, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1)

115 Hey, Mannix. You start the new job yet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)

116 Posted by: Fake Art Analysis, Volume XIV at September 06, 2024 09:48 AM

My art history thesis is shorter. Dumbass artist couldn't spell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)

117 105 You know..I can see that. I imagine soldiers would hang a cook if the meal ...
----------------------------

Scene from Tom Selleck western where the cook stank so bad they almost threw up. Then they ganged him and hauled him to the water trough.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 09:53 AM (ble/H)

118 If only A-1 Steak Sauce had been introduced two years earlier. Might have saved a lot of carnage on both sides of the conflict.

Posted by: Hysterical Facts at September 06, 2024 09:53 AM (CV8a5)

119 Nature dead in a saucer? I might have to brush up on my French.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 06, 2024 09:53 AM (4780s)

120 114 Obviously it is a powerful symbol of the artist's mother, who rejected him when he was a child. He is forever seeking her approval, and the sexual dysfunction is ongoing, as he strives to please her.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo..Freudian at September 06, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1)

======

So...he cut off his dick to be the girl she always wanted?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)

121 120° possible around here.
We are being sous vide.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 06, 2024 09:47 AM (Bqsd4)
++++
Too hot for sous vide. Too hot for this planet, in fact, outside of a pyroclastic flow.

It will be hot. There's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Posted by: European at September 06, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)

122 LOL my cat is going Zak Bagans on her own tail.

"Oh my god what was that?! Did you see it? Where'd it go?! There it is again!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 09:54 AM (kpS4V)

123 The mother's approval doesn't matter.

It's the father's approval that matters, as without it, he can never be a man. Just forever a sad baby that the father will forever berate and make threats towards.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 09:54 AM (UnA8+)

124 runner @89

And thus the advent of curry powder.

Posted by: creeper at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (M6moH)

125 Was there any art this week anyone liked? Drawing a blank.

Posted by: Slim Pickens at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (CV8a5)

126 This is important....vaze or vase?
Posted by: BignJames
====
varze

Posted by: From about That Time at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (4780s)

127 Link to Dr John Campbell's video on the nanotechnology. Sorry but these really creeped me out.

https://tinyurl.com/228uxxzx

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (MpVUb)

128 If only A-1 Steak Sauce had been introduced two years earlier. Might have saved a lot of carnage on both sides of the conflict.
Posted by: Hysterical Facts

Lack of a proper steak sauce is what pissed John Brown off.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (v6JzV)

129 Wouldn't ya know it but this blueberry coffee actually tastes like freakin' blueberries.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:56 AM (XfVAb)

130 Link to Dr John Campbell's video on the nanotechnology. Sorry but these really creeped me out.

https://tinyurl.com/228uxxzx
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (MpVUb)

This is how you end up with The Borg.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (aD39U)

131 Wouldn't ya know it but this blueberry coffee actually tastes like freakin' blueberries.
Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:56 AM

Does the snozzberry coffee taste like snozzberries?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)

132 I haven't put anything on my steaks in years

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (fwDg9)

133 Predicting two more dead European tourists in the Grand Canyon today.

Posted by: Mixed Blessing at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (CV8a5)

134 Was there any art this week anyone liked? Drawing a blank.
Posted by: Slim Pickens

No, not really. Mostly a bunch of portraits, and not one showing a nekkid woman.

Sad.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)

135 *Sets out coffee for Diogenes*

Always looking for coffee but he never says if he finds it.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (XfVAb)

136 Was there any art this week anyone liked? Drawing a blank.
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CBD refuses to post any of the "Dogs Playing Poker" oeuvre, Rat Fink, or Velvis studies.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (kpS4V)

137 Lack of a proper steak sauce is what pissed John Brown off.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024

***
"John Brown's body, marinatin' in the grave . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

138 24,000 manufacturing jobs were lost last month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 06, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

139 123 The mother's approval doesn't matter.

It's the father's approval that matters, as without it, he can never be a man. Just forever a sad baby that the father will forever berate and make threats towards.
Posted by: XTC
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Whack-a-Doodle shooter

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 09:58 AM (ble/H)

140 122 LOL my cat is going Zak Bagans on her own tail.

"Oh my god what was that?! Did you see it? Where'd it go?! There it is again!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Ha! Lucy is in her kitty hammock and there's a hummingbird hovering less than a foot from her face. They are seriously checking each other out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (p4Gz+)

141 I haven't put anything on my steaks in years
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM

I'll do a whiskey peppercorn sauce or a nice bearnaise, but that's about it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)

142 Worcestershire sauce and ketchup

Tastes like A-1

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (/7KEl)

143 So the Chinese just leaked an evolved strain of polio, apparently.

https://instapundit.com/671029/

So it's becoming obvious that they're committing to germ warfare now.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (XfVAb)

144 141 I haven't put anything on my steaks in years
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 09:57 AM

I'll do a whiskey peppercorn sauce or a nice bearnaise, but that's about it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)

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Glob of garlic butter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

145 They are "self assembling nanoparticles"! They watched them assemble and deconstruct over several days.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 10:00 AM (MpVUb)

146 Ha! Lucy is in her kitty hammock and there's a hummingbird hovering less than a foot from her face. They are seriously checking each other out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (p4Gz+)
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Paint THAT and there may be less whining on the Art Threade.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:00 AM (kpS4V)

147 Lack of a proper steak sauce is what pissed John Brown off.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024

***
"John Brown's body, marinatin' in the grave . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Fun fact: The "John Brown" in that song is not the abolitionist of Harpers Ferry fame, but a Union soldier of the same name. His buddies were spoofing him. But he actually did die not long after Julia Ward Howe heard the troops performing it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)

148 Still drizzling here this morning. A possibility of occasional heavy rains, too. Reminds me of those school days when it was too wet to go outside the building even at lunch or recess, and so we students milled around like cows in a pen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

149 Until A-1, steaks were served with Brown Sauce. It was the sudden interruption of his revenue stream that sent John over.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:00 AM (zdLoL)

150 Diogenes sez Boeing Suppository re-entry this late afternoon.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:01 AM (ble/H)

151 Montreal steak seasoning is all a steak needs...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 06, 2024 10:01 AM (oZhjI)

152 Glob of garlic butter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM

I knew I forgot something. Yeah...garlic and herb butter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)

153 Was there any art this week anyone liked? Drawing a blank.

Posted by: Slim Pickens at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (CV8a5)

There is a vibrant comments section over at the HotAir.com art thread. Maybe that would be a better place for you...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (d9fT1)

154 Glob of garlic butter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM

Horseradish.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (v6JzV)

155 Robert Crumb is still alive and is an important artist. Never been featured in the Art Thread. Pity.

Posted by: East Village Other at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (CV8a5)

156 This is how you end up with The Borg.
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As long as I end up with 60 of 9, that's fine with me.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (CEzQx)

157 Ha! Lucy is in her kitty hammock and there's a hummingbird hovering less than a foot from her face. They are seriously checking each other out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024

***
Is there a closed window between them? If not, Lucy may try to pounce and seize said hummingbird. My two, and the previous cats, could go from "furry footstools" to "hunting predator" in a twinkling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

158 Ha ! Lucy is in her kitty hammock and there's a hummingbird hovering less than a foot from her face. They are seriously checking each other out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM

Sending her east coat ear scritches.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)

159 156 This is how you end up with The Borg.
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As long as I end up with 60 of 9, that's fine with me.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (CEzQx)

=======

I guess 7 of 9 has gained a lot of weight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

160 Coast. Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

161 For CBD's consideration - still life

https://tinyurl.com/jxwze9e2

*next week, yes ?

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)

162 Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Mel Brooks went a looong way for that joke at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (Aqu9a)

163 There is a vibrant comments section over at the HotAir.com art thread. Maybe that would be a better place for you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Ah, but you're much more fun to piss off than Ed Morrisey is.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)

164 Yeah, no "Keep On Truckin'" or "Diddy-Wah-Diddy"? Come on, CBD.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (kpS4V)

165 I'll do a whiskey peppercorn sauce or a nice bearnaise, but that's about it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)

Pan sauces are nice, but a good steak really doesn't need anything other than salt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (d9fT1)

166 It's Flemish !

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)

167 If only A-1 Steak Sauce had been introduced two years earlier. Might have saved a lot of carnage on both sides of the conflict.
Posted by: Hysterical Facts

***
How old is Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

168 Link to Dr John Campbell's video on the nanotechnology. Sorry but these really creeped me out.

https://tinyurl.com/228uxxzx
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:55 AM (MpVUb)

This is how you end up with The Borg.

If you look very closely, you can see a tiny Raquel Welch swimming around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (xCA6C)

169 Ah, you can hear a kid go on about how gross "garum" and the other Roman fish sauces were -- then show them the ingredient list for Worcestershire, and they get just like that Roadshow pissoir collector.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (zdLoL)

170 So it's becoming obvious that they're committing to germ warfare now.
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Apropos of nothing, just let me say that Wuhan is downstream of the Three Gorges Dam.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (CEzQx)

171 If you look very closely, you can see a tiny Raquel Welch swimming around.
Posted by: Archimedes

Nekkid?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV)

172 I will tolerate the au Poivre sauce. But that is it.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (V13WU)

173 > Until A-1, steaks were served with Brown Sauce.
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Hot Brown > A-1 > Brown Sauce

https://tinyurl.com/4m3seb4j

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (Q4IgG)

174 There is a vibrant comments section over at the HotAir.com art thread. Maybe that would be a better place for you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Just pulling your leg. I enjoy every pitcher you post!

Posted by: Can't Draw A Lick at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (CV8a5)

175 Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Mel Brooks went a looong way for that joke at September 06, 2024

***
James Bond: "I've always said I wouldn't marry a woman unless she could make sauce Bernaise as well as love."

Tiffany Case: "Holy cow. Just any girl who can cook and lie on her back?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

176 *next week, yes ?

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (V13WU)

That's one hell of a still life!

But...the name of the artist might help...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:05 AM (d9fT1)

177 Ah, you can hear a kid go on about how gross "garum" and the other Roman fish sauces were -- then show them the ingredient list for Worcestershire, and they get just like that Roadshow pissoir collector.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM

Heh. When I make kimchee, I put in a few dashes of that along with a little fish sauce. East West fusion cuisine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)

178 >>>There is a vibrant comments section over at the HotAir.com art thread. Maybe that would be a better place for you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoKpqOHQow

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:06 AM (ble/H)

179 ... Tiffany Case: "Holy cow. Just any girl who can cook and lie on her back?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
++++
Able and consistently willing?

Yeah. Front of the line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 06, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)

180
That's one hell of a still life!

But...the name of the artist might help...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:05 AM (d9fT1)

But of course !

Frans Snyders (Flemish, 1579-1657)

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2024 10:06 AM (V13WU)

181 I wonder if HotAir moderators tell their complainers to go to AoS if it's not cruel enough.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:07 AM (kpS4V)

182 Hot Brown > A-1 > Brown Sauce

https://tinyurl.com/4m3seb4j
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM

Mmmm...Hot Browns...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)

183 Any chance of of some bouncy, jiggly life in future Art threads?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:07 AM (Aqu9a)

184 Yeah, no "Keep On Truckin'" or "Diddy-Wah-Diddy"? Come on, CBD.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (kpS4V)

Ivan Albright for the win!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:07 AM (d9fT1)

185 Lea & Perrins (L&P) is a United Kingdom-based subsidiary of Kraft Heinz, originating in Worcester, England where it continues to operate. It is best known as the manufacturer of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce,[1][2] a condiment first invented and sold in 1837 by chemists John Wheeley Lea and William Henry Perrins from Broad Street, Worcester.
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It was featured in an episode of The Day The Universe Changed, I recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:07 AM (CEzQx)

186 How old is Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I have a bottle from 1968 in the fridge. Won't live long enough to need a second bottle. BTW, Lea and Perrins were pharmacists.

Posted by: Fishy Comment at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (CV8a5)

187 Ah, you can hear a kid go on about how gross "garum" and the other Roman fish sauces were -- then show them the ingredient list for Worcestershire, and they get just like that Roadshow pissoir collector.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:04 AM (zdLoL)
++++
Most of the history of cuisine is not making good things taste better, but converting unpalatable trash into palatable food.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

188 As for how to pronounce "Worcestershire," I did not grow up hearing it said aloud. Dad would always ask for "the Lea and Perrins," thus neatly dodging the issue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

189 I have a bottle from 1968 in the fridge. Won't live long enough to need a second bottle. BTW, Lea and Perrins were pharmacists.
Posted by: Fishy Comment at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (CV8a5)
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So was I, IIRC.

Posted by: "Doctor" Pepper at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

190 There's an art thread at Hot Air?

But you have to pay to comment, so screw that.

This art thread is free and always entertaining.

*Pats CBD*

Good Dildo.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (TZ+kK)

191 What do you do with a lousy steak? Put steak sauce on it.
What do you do with an exceptional steak? Enjoy it as is.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2024 10:09 AM (G3Ji7)

192 Posted by: Fishy Comment
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I gave it up about three months ago as it was aggravating my gout. [Probably the mackerel in it.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:10 AM (CEzQx)

193 Looks like my dress pattern today.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at September 06, 2024 10:10 AM (zTDQn)

194 Ivan Albright! He did Dorian Gray's portrait.

Talk about Night Gallery!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:10 AM (kpS4V)

195 I got a steak at a New-Mexican place a few weeks ago that had a large amount of gristle in it. No bueno.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:11 AM (v6JzV)

196 have a bottle from 1968 in the fridge. Won't live long enough to need a second bottle. BTW, Lea and Perrins were pharmacists.
Posted by: Fishy Comment at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (CV8a5)
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So was I, IIRC.
Posted by: "Doctor" Pepper at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)
*****
This is about my step-son isn't it.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at September 06, 2024 10:12 AM (zTDQn)

197 Don Black just found out wooster sauce is flavored with fish bits

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:12 AM (/7KEl)

198 A T-bueno??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:13 AM (CEzQx)

199 is it wrong I never knew that?

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:13 AM (/7KEl)

200 HotAir moderators effectively told most of their audience to go here - or anywhere - years ago.

Of all the many, many scammers in ConInc media, I'm positive that HotAir is the most shameless when it comes to juicing their click rates. That site's comment section went as a quiet as a tomb even before Salem put up paywalls, and yet they still sell ads. Impossible without some jiggery pokery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 10:13 AM (0FoWg)

201 Impossible without some jiggery pokery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Jiggery ladies make me pokery.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:14 AM (v6JzV)

202 Don Black just found out wooster sauce is flavored with fish bits

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:12 AM (/7KEl)

A-1 is flavored with Janitor-In-A-Drum.

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2024 10:14 AM (AwYPR)

203 Good Dildo.

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (TZ+kK)

Just wait...

Posted by: Lucy'sButtPlug at September 06, 2024 10:14 AM (d9fT1)

204 That's the kind of clutter that attracts more clutter. Loose change, lint, candy wrappers, dead insects. Belongs in thrift store. The painting too. Hang that dreck in a thrift store.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (zTDQn)

205 197 Don Black just found out wooster sauce is flavored with fish bits
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Anchovies are weird but a great flavoring.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (FmapG)

206 139 Whack-a-Doodle shooter
Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 09:58 AM (ble/H)

Did you see his hair?

100% guarantee he was in the process of Trooning Out.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (UnA8+)

207 Heinz 57 is just ketchup mixed with A1 sauce right?

Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (QfvaV)

208 Moe Howard pronounced it worst-a-shire-a-shear and that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Emil Sitka at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (CV8a5)

209 A-1 is flavored with Janitor-In-A-Drum.
Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2024

***
Do they even still make Janitor-in-a-Drum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

210 188 As for how to pronounce "Worcestershire," I did not grow up hearing it said aloud. Dad would always ask for "the Lea and Perrins," thus neatly dodging the issue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)
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It's roughly woost-a-sheer, or worst-er-sheer for me at least.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 10:16 AM (2xB3Z)

211 CBD, check out Ingo Swann's "Millennium Triptych".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:16 AM (kpS4V)

212 Do they even still make Janitor-in-a-Drum?
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Yeah, its called the U.S. Navy.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2024 10:17 AM (FmapG)

213 Anchovies are paisan MSG.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:17 AM (kpS4V)

214 Wor-chester-shire

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:17 AM (ble/H)

215 It's roughly woost-a-sheer, or worst-er-sheer for me at least.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024

***
The former is how I've always heard it pronounced on TV and radio, so that's how I say it. I'm not sure I've ever bought it for use at home, but I can ask for it at a restaurant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

216 What do you do with a lousy steak? Put steak sauce on it.
What do you do with an exceptional steak? Enjoy it as is.
Posted by: Ben Had

For a 16oz steak, I think it's acceptable to add sauce to the last 4oz. YMMV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (IG4Id)

217 The Naughty Chemist Sketch from Monty Python is one of their best.

Posted by: Who's Got the Pox? at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (CV8a5)

218 I think the Brits culturally appropriated Worcestershire sauce from India.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)

219 A-1 is at least 30 years older than HP sauce, though both originate in England and A-1 came to the US about the same time that HP was developed. You have to reckon that advances in beef production created a bigger market for sauces in the second half of the 19th century. Before mass production of cattle and the factory system of slaughterhouses, beef was a rarity (yes I know) for all but the great houses and actual beef herders.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (zdLoL)

220 There was a young lady of Worcester,
Who dreamt that a rooster seduced her.
She woke with a scream,
But 'twas only a dream---
A bump in the mattress had goosed her.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (CEzQx)

221 Did you see his hair?

hmm .. yes ... err ... quite ..

That bastard!

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (aD39U)

222 200 HotAir moderators effectively told most of their audience to go here - or anywhere - years ago.

Of all the many, many scammers in ConInc media, I'm positive that HotAir is the most shameless when it comes to juicing their click rates. That site's comment section went as a quiet as a tomb even before Salem put up paywalls, and yet they still sell ads. Impossible without some jiggery pokery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2024 10:13 AM (0FoWg)

Most of the commentors went to a hastily-made fan community originally called "Hot Gas" (after the Rick Perry slip-up), which eventually renamed itself "Patriot Report".

As for me, the first political site that I really read was Johnny Dollar's "Olbermann Watch" blog, that was mostly dedicated to shitting on Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (UnA8+)

223 207 Heinz 57 is just ketchup mixed with A1 sauce right?
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (QfvaV)

pretty much, plus a little mustard.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (RXJdG)

224 You can't make a good Bloody Mary without it.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (FmapG)

225 @220 Goosed by a rooster? I can't even...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (2xB3Z)

226 Mmmm. Worcesteshire.

Oh how I miss his steaks on the grill.

A conundrum: Do I learn how to "man" the grill or gamble on a $35 steak in a restaurant?

Sadly, I don't have 40 years to learn.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (NPlJw)

227 The Naughty Chemist Sketch from Monty Python is one of their best.
Posted by: Who's Got the Pox?

Larry Hovis on Hogan's Heroes was the funniest TV chemist.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (v6JzV)

228 Painting: very nice.

Posted by: gp At The Internet Desert Oasis at September 06, 2024 10:20 AM (KX1DT)

229 The old Lea and Perrins wrappers had the tag line 'from a recipe of a nobleman in the county.'

I wonder when that disappeared and why I still devote brain cells to the memory.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2024 10:20 AM (fz3fe)

230 Most of the history of cuisine is not making good things taste better, but converting unpalatable trash into palatable food.

I see you're a fan of traditional German cuisine

Posted by: brak at September 06, 2024 10:21 AM (NGHTx)

231 218 I think the Brits culturally appropriated Worcestershire sauce from India.
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My guess is they came upon it in Portugal. Anchovies is the clue and then there was Port Wine.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2024 10:21 AM (FmapG)

232 The old Lea and Perrins wrappers had the tag line 'from a recipe of a nobleman in the county.'

I wonder when that disappeared and why I still devote brain cells to the memory.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2024

***
I remember that! The "county" in question being Worcester, I suppose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

233 I see you're a fan of traditional German cuisine
------------------
Germans excel in cooking horse.

Posted by: Donovan at September 06, 2024 10:22 AM (FmapG)

234 Larry Hovis on Hogan's Heroes was the funniest TV chemist.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:19 AM (v6JzV)

Always wondered where he got all his dynamite and explosives from.

Posted by: dantesed at September 06, 2024 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)

235 The artwork? Looks like a still shot from Scooby Doo Mysteries. Probably the one with the Globe Trotters.

Franz Gruber? Is he related to Hanz?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 10:22 AM (4XwPj)

236 207 Heinz 57 is just ketchup mixed with A1 sauce right?
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (QfvaV)

A-10 tenderizes the meat so much better and faster.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM (N39Ws)

237 @197 "Indeed," flavored is hardly the word for it. It's a much more kimshee-like process IYGWIM.

That's all right, other than the used JD barrels you probably don't want to see Tabasco made, either.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM (zdLoL)

238 Wuss-ta-sheer for those of us near the Mass. town.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM (4780s)

239 Is he related to Hanz?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

No Hans' brother was named Schickel.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)

240 Larry Hovis on Hogan's Heroes was the funniest TV chemist.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024

***
There is a great gulf (of more than just years) between Hovis's Carter and Bryan Cranston's Walter White.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

241 CBD, check out Ingo Swann's "Millennium Triptych".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 06, 2024 10:16 AM (kpS4V)

Interesting, but no way to use it on the Art Thread. It's far too wide!

Posted by: Lucy'sButtPlug at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1)

242
I do steak in an iron skillet

sear, then low and slow

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (/7KEl)

243 That Francis Gruber raised a terrorist son Hans Gruber that wrecked the Nakatomi Tower Christmas 1988.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (zTDQn)

244 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:18 AM (CEzQx)

Nice!

Posted by: Lucy'sButtPlug at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1)

245 I fry mine in butter.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (UnA8+)

246 Heinz 57 is just ketchup mixed with A1 sauce right?
Posted by: blaster

57 is just ketchup, mustard, lemon juice, and pepper, IIRC.

A1 is like worchestchisreerere, lemon/orange peel, onion/garlic powder, soy, dried dill, pepper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (IG4Id)

247 A major DEI-Rhea attack!

Scott Adams@ScottAdamsSays 1h
Why do they need new computing power if the existing models are accurate?

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 2h
New $100M computer will apply AI to boost NOAA's weather forecasting capabilities | UPI

A new $100 million high-performance computer system will advance research and development efforts by NOAA on a number of scientific and weather-related tasks, the federal government announced Tuesday.

The high-performance computer called "Rhea" will advance NOAA research on weather, climate, and ocean and ecosystem prediction at its new modular facility in Fairmont, W. Va., at NOAA's Environmental Security Computing Center, currently home of the Hera HPC supercomputer.

NOAA's Rhea computer was "named for the Greek goddess and mother of gods," the agency said.

"The Rhea high-performance computer system adds needed computing capacity for NOAA to expand critical research that supports the nation's climate resilience," Assistant Secretary of Commerce Michael C. Morgan wrote Tuesday in a news release. [...]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (CEzQx)

248 My wife does oil pastel art, and it is nothing but still life stuff like this. Actually, she is quite good at it, and has even reached the point where she has sold some, which I encourage. Our house is filled with examples, every room has a dozen or more.
I never complain about it except we need a bigger house...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (MeG8a)

249 Google says it's Wuss ta sure.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (ble/H)

250 Larry Hovis on Hogan's Heroes was the funniest TV chemist.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024
*
Always wondered where he got all his dynamite and explosives from.
Posted by: dantesed at September 06, 2024

***
Hogan and his men, remember, were not just POWs, but Allied spies and saboteurs. No doubt they got clandestine deliveries from the Resistance. How they smuggled those into the camp is left as an exercise for the student.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

251 @220 one sees a lot of shitty attempts at limerick here.
That one was Muldoon-worthy. Nice work. It scans!

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024 10:26 AM (zdLoL)

252 It's far too wide!
Posted by: Lucy'sButtPlug at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1)

*Bites lip*

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (lVJG4)

253 Gruber died at 36? Was he at Nakatomi Plaza by chance?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (Aoykm)

254 Hogan and his men, remember, were not just POWs, but Allied spies and saboteurs. No doubt they got clandestine deliveries from the Resistance. How they smuggled those into the camp is left as an exercise for the student.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Well, they did have all those tunnels.

And that hot bedirndled fraulein down at the beer hall as an accomplice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

255 Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 12h
The AP just deleted this tweet to avoid getting slammed by community notes, but let’s be clear about what just happened here…

JD Vance told reporters that he doesn't like that there are psychotic maniacs who shoot up schools, and that we should respond by improving security to make schools less vulnerable targets.

What did the AP do with that?

They twisted and cherry-picked his comments to make him seem cold and indifferent to victims.

The AP is a collection of liars and propagandists dressed up as a wire service. They're a dumping ground for bitter people too stupid to make it at a real publication. What trash.

https://tinyurl.com/3w6ttuc9
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (CEzQx)

256 >>How they smuggled those into the camp is left as an exercise for the student.

The tree stump wasn't a tree stump

Posted by: one hour sober at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (Y1sOo)

257 Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:24 AM (zTDQn

Well shit. Warped minds and all….

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2024 10:29 AM (Aoykm)

258 Many of these weather-predicting outfits' performance would immensely improve with the simple addition of a weather rock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:30 AM (Aqu9a)

259 Gruber is not to be confused with Groober, Gromer's cousin.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)

260 The tree stump wasn't a tree stump

Posted by: one hour sober

And they bribed the guard dogs.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (CV8a5)

261 That one was Muldoon-worthy. Nice work. It scans!
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 06, 2024

***
But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

262 207 Heinz 57 is just ketchup mixed with A1 sauce right?
Posted by: blaster at September 06, 2024 10:15 AM (QfvaV)

It’s ketchup with a Kick!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (Aoykm)

263 Where's the spider?

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (zTDQn)

264 Wuss-ta-sheer for those of us near the Mass. town.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 06, 2024 10:23 AM

Closer to Glostah, here, but *fistbump*.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (kgE5c)

265 > Environmental Security Computing Center
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"Environmental Security"

Remember that term. It will resurface.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2024 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)

266 That one was Muldoon-worthy. Nice work. It scans!
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It's an old one; not my invention.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:32 AM (CEzQx)

267 Interesting. The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.

It's nice to know that leftist judges can shut down the economy based on socialist talking points.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 10:32 AM (lTGtQ)

268 Missed the salad bowl.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 10:32 AM (xBked)

269 And Klink's secretary, who knows and sees all from the efficient German system of recordkeeping and paperwork, was Hogan's squeeze.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:33 AM (Aqu9a)

270 And Klink's secretary, who knows and sees all from the efficient German system of recordkeeping and paperwork, was Hogan's squeeze.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Was she the same as the tavern wench in town?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

271 246 A1 is like worchestchisreerere, lemon/orange peel, onion/garlic powder, soy, dried dill, pepper.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 10:25 AM (IG4Id)

Pretty sure there are raisins in it, too.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

272 The Rhea high-performance computer system adds needed computing capacity for NOAA to expand critical research that supports the nation's climate resilience," Assistant Secretary of Commerce Michael C. Morgan wrote Tuesday
-----------------------------

New modeling for the old models

This is the way we grift our way, grift our way
This is the way we grift our way, grift our way
All the way, all the way, all the way to bank.
All the way to the bank.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 06, 2024 10:35 AM (ble/H)

273 AP are just presstitutes, Democrat stooges that write regime propaganda.

Yeah I saw that hit piece on Vance.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:35 AM (zTDQn)

274 269 And Klink's secretary, who knows and sees all from the efficient German system of recordkeeping and paperwork, was Hogan's squeeze.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:33 AM (Aqu9a)

Bob Crane's wife in real life too.

Posted by: Roy at September 06, 2024 10:35 AM (z+ik4)

275 Interesting. The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.

It's nice to know that leftist judges can shut down the economy based on socialist talking points.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 10:32 AM (lTGtQ)

I'm from that area. We're probably the poorest region in the country. Something like an LNG terminal would be a great benefit.

But lefty judges don't want Hispanic-Americans to have nice things.

Thanks, assholes!

*Finger*

Posted by: Robert at September 06, 2024 10:36 AM (Y2tI4)

276 What did the AP do with that?

They twisted and cherry-picked his comments to make him seem cold and indifferent to victims.

The AP is a collection of liars and propagandists dressed up as a wire service. They're a dumping ground for bitter people too stupid to make it at a real publication. What trash.

https://tinyurl.com/3w6ttuc9
screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 06, 2024 10:28 AM (CEzQx)

It was on the local rag this morning, Vance said school shootings are "a fact of life."

Well?

Have you seen the nooz lately? Other than gun confiscation, what solutions you got, AP?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 06, 2024 10:36 AM (xBked)

277 Shame that monocled TV Stars have been in short supply since 1970, or so.

Posted by: Colonel Klink at September 06, 2024 10:36 AM (CV8a5)

278 Was she the same as the tavern wench in town?
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:34 AM

Ja...zwanzig Mark.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (kgE5c)

279 And Klink's secretary, who knows and sees all from the efficient German system of recordkeeping and paperwork, was Hogan's squeeze.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024

***
In the very first episode (I think; it's been years) as Hogan shows a new prisoner around the camp, he mentions that the last thing they want is to get rid of Klink and have the High Command put in someone *competent*!

At age 12, I did not know about the horrors of the Russian Front. So when Hogan says that Schultz closes his eyes to their activities lest he "get a vacation to the Russian Front," I was puzzled. To me, a vacation was a good thing. Hogan was being sarcastic, of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

280 Hey, I see the jobs numbers expectedly unexpectedly missed projections.

Posted by: Wally at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (hqVaF)

281 My first thought was, "Frank is trying to be Van Gogh."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (Rbu5d)

282 Was she the same as the tavern wench in town?
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

I don't think so.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (Aqu9a)

283 Pretty sure there are raisins in it, too.
Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:35 AM

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:38 AM (kgE5c)

284 Pretty sure there are raisins in it, too.
Posted by: XTC

This is true. But I can't find it in me to add wrinkled rat droppings. I just add some brown sugar.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 10:38 AM (IG4Id)

285 Interesting. The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.

It's nice to know that leftist judges can shut down the economy based on socialist talking points.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

Oh, BTW, all three plants were already under construction, but the attempt to get approval and complete them will be delayed three to four years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 10:38 AM (lTGtQ)

286 Interesting. The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.
****
Obviously the danegeld hadn't been paid to the judge yet.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:38 AM (zTDQn)

287 Working on a carrot-based steak sauce here, stay tuned.

Posted by: Chili/Carrot Consortium at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (CV8a5)

288 There were a bunch of hot women in HH.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)

289 267 Interesting. The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 06, 2024 10:32 AM (lTGtQ)

How many troops does the DC court have?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (VGRuw)

290 Coming soon, armed agents working for NOAA.

(I'm not entirely sure that there aren't already armed NOAA agents).

Posted by: one hour sober at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)

291 Was she the same as the tavern wench in town?
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:34 AM

Ja...zwanzig Mark.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2024 10:37 AM (kgE5c)

She was? I thought the secretary was a blonde and the tavern wench was a redhead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:40 AM (Aqu9a)

292 One you pay the Demgeld, you never get rid of the Dem.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2024 10:40 AM (aD39U)

293 Shame that monocled TV Stars have been in short supply since 1970, or so.
Posted by: Colonel Klink at September 06, 2024

***
Klemperer was quite the accomplished actor. He'd played an unrepentant Nazi in Judgment at Nuremberg, Adolf Eichmann in a pic about the Israelis' capture of him, and a private detective (sans German accent) on Perry Mason. Plus some lighter work on Have Gun -- Will Travel and in the famous William Shatner-Leonard Nimoy episode of The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

My mother rarely mentioned such things. But she went out of her way to say on a couple of occasions that she thought Klemperer was a very handsome man. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:40 AM (J2vNu)

294 I think it's a bad omen to have a weather agency that looks like it's pronounced "Noah."

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)

295 State of Texas should issue permits that say those facilities can be built. Then build them and use them. How many divisions does the DC court have?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (4XwPj)

296 The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.

They’re now confident the cheat is good enough and Kamala will pack the courts and throw out the Constitution. There’s no other reason to make a ruling like that.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (AvTXt)

297 Working on a carrot-based steak sauce here, stay tuned.
Posted by: Chili/Carrot Consortium at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (CV8a5)

The villainy of the cosmos knows no bounds!

Posted by: Carrot Man from Lost In Space at September 06, 2024 10:42 AM (Aqu9a)

298 Klemperer was quite the accomplished actor. He'd played an unrepentant Nazi in Judgment at Nuremberg, Adolf Eichmann in a pic about the Israelis' capture of him, and a private detective (sans German accent) on Perry Mason. Plus some lighter work on Have Gun -- Will Travel and in the famous William Shatner-Leonard Nimoy episode of The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

My mother rarely mentioned such things. But she went out of her way to say on a couple of occasions that she thought Klemperer was a very handsome man. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Someone once asked Klemperer if, as a Jew, he had issues with playing Nazis. His reply was classic:
"I'm an actor. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi."

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:43 AM (v6JzV)

299 Also about Klemperer: He drove a Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 sedan, the "banker's hot rod," to work every day at HH, prompting Bob Crane to call it "Werner's staff car." The vehicle had been ordered by no less than Roman Polanski. Polanski refused to take delivery when a driver took it out onto a race track and redlined it. So MB took it back, and Klemperer bought it and drove it happily for years.

Eventually it was sold again . . . to comic Rip Taylor. What a come-down in the world for that great car!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

300 296 They’re now confident the cheat is good enough and Kamala will pack the courts and throw out the Constitution. There’s no other reason to make a ruling like that.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (AvTXt)

Once the Hard Left PA Supreme Court decided (again) that all fake ballots will be counted (again), the game was over.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

301 The "Hot Gas" community was a great one. The site that sprang up from it suddenly went dark and vanished from the knowledge of men on January 6th after the op was sprung, and, while I know where a few of the old commenters are still commentariating to be together, it's just not the same.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 06, 2024 10:45 AM (skAOD)

302 Someone once asked Klemperer if, as a Jew, he had issues with playing Nazis. His reply was classic:
"I'm an actor. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi."
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024

***
He had the right attitude. Michael Caine was tasked with having lowered himself to appear in one of the Jaws sequels. He admitted that it was trash, but added, "You should see the house that it paid for."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

303 Hot Air went downhill after Malkin sold it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

304 I like this one. I also like gravy boats. Mostly for the gravy.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2024 10:46 AM (Y6IkP)

305 The DC court of appeals just cancelled a LNG terminal in Brownsville, TX, for 'environmental justice'. This is the third terminal cancelled by the courts in the past six weeks.

They’re now confident the cheat is good enough and Kamala will pack the courts and throw out the Constitution. There’s no other reason to make a ruling like that.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (AvTXt)
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If the Dems manage to pull off the steal, I hope individual states start telling the feds to go pound sand and just do their own thing. As people have pointed out, the feds don't have unlimited troops to enforce their will.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 06, 2024 10:46 AM (7fElN)

306 Looks like Francis painted this in tribute to his older brother Hans. Hans died from a falling accident in CA.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 06, 2024 10:46 AM (g8Ew8)

307 296 They’re now confident the cheat is good enough and Kamala will pack the courts and throw out the Constitution. There’s no other reason to make a ruling like that.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 06, 2024 10:41 AM (AvTXt)

=======

Another reason:

They're true believers who love the smell of their own shit and would be doing this with an army of MAGAts with pitchforks breaking down their doors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

308 300 Once the Hard Left PA Supreme Court decided (again) that all fake ballots will be counted (again), the game was over.
Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

=======

I think that ruling was just about provisional ballots, nothing mail in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 06, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

309 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Some grim art today.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2024 10:48 AM (W/lyH)

310 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

Somebody upthread put some out for you.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)

311 Hey, where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV)

312 Gretchen Whitmer rejects polls showing Harris up 5 points against Trump in Michigan: 'It's just not true'

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:52 AM (/7KEl)

313 Just don't call it natural gas. Call it Liquid Sunshine. Then build it and use it.

However the back story on natural gas is the Commies in Washington ordered the hit on the Russian natural gas so that American natural gas could supply Europe.

Constraints on supply of LNG mean higher prices and less supply. That isn't going to make EU happy. But it also means more supply here at home so lower prices here.

But California has declared war on natural gas and is busy erasing it.

There's something being missed here with the LNG terminals.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:52 AM (zTDQn)

314 303 Hot Air went downhill after Malkin sold it.
Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

And then she did the SAME thing with Twitchy.

Including selling it to the SAME buyer.

Like, good on her for getting the money, but she wasn't in it for the movement.

Posted by: XTC at September 06, 2024 10:52 AM (UnA8+)

315 108...Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (MpVUb)

WOW.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 10:53 AM (Rbu5d)

316 Eventually it was sold again . . . to comic Rip Taylor. What a come-down in the world for that great car!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

This week in 1978-the debut of the $1.98 Beauty Show featuring Rip Taylor as host.

Posted by: Chuck Barris Production at September 06, 2024 10:54 AM (CV8a5)

317 290 Coming soon, armed agents working for NOAA.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)

NOAA already has armed agents. Fisheries enforcement, mostly.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2024 10:54 AM (VGRuw)

318 I expect November and December to be a Rollercoaster ride

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:55 AM (fwDg9)

319 Link to the peer reviewed paper, mentioned in Dr Campbell's video. I linked to it on the other thread. Seems yo be proof, with pictures of nanotechnology in the mRNA vaccines

https://tinyurl.com/y2yx59xr
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2024 09:50 AM (MpVUb)

I don't see any "nanotechnology". I see debris, and stuff crystallizing. No teeny-tiny robots, just crap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2024 10:55 AM (Ufl/X)

320 I like the Mercedes sel 6.3 story a lot. Stupid Polansky. Go, Werner! And so what if Rip Taylor drove it. I bet it was on the lot and Taylor got it off the lot. 'merica!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (QSrLX)

321 This sauce is lifeless. I am devastated.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (o2ZRX)

322 Confetti market still has not recovered from the death of Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Short That Stock at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (CV8a5)

323 It's that time. Spreadsheet updates are needin' doin'.

Later!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

324 317 290 Coming soon, armed agents working for NOAA.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 06, 2024 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)

NOAA already has armed agents. Fisheries enforcement, mostly.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2024 10:54 AM (VGRuw)

Name a governmental agency that doesn't have its own armed agents. I'll wait.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (N39Ws)

325 Eventually it was sold again . . . to comic Rip Taylor. What a come-down in the world for that great car!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
This week in 1978-the debut of the $1.98 Beauty Show featuring Rip Taylor as host.
Posted by: Chuck Barris Production at September 06, 2024

***
I find myself wondering who got that car after Taylor, or if he kept it until his death in 2019 -- and who has it now. Or if it's gone to the crusher.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

326 I expect November and December to be a Rollercoaster ride
Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 10:55 AM (fwDg9)
-----------
If the roller coaster is flaming...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (VdhcA)

327 If the Dems manage to pull off the steal, I hope individual states start telling the feds to go pound sand and just do their own thing. As people have pointed out, the feds don't have unlimited troops to enforce their will.
****
Walz got his national guard troops to shoot people for standing out on their front porches.

That should have gotten him tarred and feathered and those guardsmen exiled from their state. Something is seriously wrong.

Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (zTDQn)

328 I see you're a fan of traditional German cuisine
Posted by: brak at September 06, 2024 10:21 AM (NGHTx)

Big Norwegian population here, and Smorgasbord is coming up at one of the local Lutheran churches.
He's buying a ticket- my thought is that the base of the cuisine is two choices: Eat This or Starve.
So, not joining him.

Posted by: sal at September 06, 2024 10:57 AM (bx3Km)

329 Constraints on supply of LNG mean higher prices and less supply. That isn't going to make EU happy. But it also means more supply here at home so lower prices here.

But California has declared war on natural gas and is busy erasing it.

There's something being missed here with the LNG terminals.
Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024 10:52 AM (zTDQn)

I've never understood why shipping so much of our natural energy resources overseas is considered a good thing.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 06, 2024 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)

330 "comic Rip Taylor"

funny as a toothache

Posted by: BignJames at September 06, 2024 10:58 AM (AwYPR)

331 323 It's that time. Spreadsheet updates are needin' doin'.

Later!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

Doing my TPS reports now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 10:58 AM (N39Ws)

332 165...Pan sauces are nice, but a good steak really doesn't need anything other than salt.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2024 10:03 AM (d9fT1)

Exactly.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 06, 2024 10:58 AM (Rbu5d)

333 What we need is common sense government spending control.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 06, 2024 10:59 AM (QSrLX)

334 I hate that a court in DC gets to call energy policy in Texas

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 10:59 AM (/7KEl)

335 322 Confetti market still has not recovered from the death of Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Short That Stock

Wig futures down, too.

Posted by: CNBC at September 06, 2024 10:59 AM (CV8a5)

336 Not familiar with this artist but see he was diverse in his paintings. (There's a collection of his works on YouTube: Franccis Gruber: A Collection of 27 Paintings, art history by Daniele Arte)

Not a bad painting. I'd pass hanging but look at more of his body of work. Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 06, 2024 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

337 Doing my TPS reports now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
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Just remember that there are new cover sheets. Yyyyyeah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 06, 2024 11:00 AM (VdhcA)

338 Walz got his national guard troops to shoot people for standing out on their front porches.

That should have gotten him tarred and feathered and those guardsmen exiled from their state. Something is seriously wrong.
Posted by: torabora at September 06, 2024

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I had heard it was paintballs, not live rounds, and that it was "only" (!) during the Floyd riots in 2020. Doesn't matter, it's still Stasi behavior.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 06, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

339 Ach, Werner looks at this work and sees what would seem to be a through-line with Albrecht Dürer, among others. Gruber, the elder brother of the martyr Hans, who flew too near the sun and Bruce Willis, plummeting from Nakatomi Plaza to the indifferent tarmac, intrigues us, and we are well-disposed to him. But then the hidden horror manifests. Herr Francis counts one of the Swiss as an inspiration and mentor in his artistic endeavors.

This is anathema. As Werner has noted before, the only positive of the Swiss is that they are not Austrians, not too dissimilar to the observation that adult pythons may take more time to crush your skeletal structure than the Anaconda. They...actually, no, Werner withdraws that, as he does not wish to insult the slithering beasts by comparing them to the Swiss. Someday, in the Last Battle of Elves and Men, the Swiss will finally get what has long been their due, and most decisively. Asses shall be kicked and names taken, and some levity will be added to Ragnarok. This may be an overreaction on Werner's part.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 06, 2024 11:00 AM (tcQGp)

340 What we need is common sense control of government spending.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 06, 2024 11:00 AM (QSrLX)

341
The chair is here
I'm somebody now!

Posted by: Don Black at September 06, 2024 11:01 AM (/7KEl)

342 331 323 It's that time. Spreadsheet updates are needin' doin'.

Later!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

Doing my TPS reports now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 06, 2024 10:58 AM (N39Ws)

Don't forget your Annual Net Usage Statistics.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2024 11:01 AM (VGRuw)

343 WE HAZ MONKEY FACE LESS TIME NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2024 11:01 AM (fwDg9)

344 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 06, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

345 Don't forget your Annual Net Usage Statistics.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 06, 2024

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Is that the new term for the WENUS?

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 06, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

346 Pan sauces are nice, but a good steak really doesn't need anything other than salt.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Eat what you like. If you like miso peanut butter rub and finished with garlic confits, then eat it and tell everyone else to eat a dong.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 11:03 AM (IG4Id)

347 What we need is to quit boosting failed practices, like term limits. Need an example rooted in Willie Brown? Term limits are in effect in the State of California.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 06, 2024 11:03 AM (QSrLX)

348 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 06, 2024 11:05 AM (IG4Id)

349 What we need is to restore "three strikes and your out," sentencing and watch the crime stats again tumble.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 06, 2024 11:05 AM (QSrLX)

350 And then she did the SAME thing with Twitchy.

Including selling it to the SAME buyer.

Like, good on her for getting the money, but she wasn't in it for the movement.
Posted by: XTC
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Relying on internet advertising based on popups was always a risky and marginal business and one that was facing Google's AdSense as a competitor.

So she built a few platforms and then sold it to Salem which was probably the only buyer for those properties anyway. Salem makes it money as a conglomerate which is why their product stinks--it has to please advertisers and corps that are composed of the left of the GOP base that likes or tolerates the left's social and economic policies including globalism and endless sources of cheap labor but dislikes the Dems on national security and taxes.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 11:10 AM (kW+z9)

351 I've never understood why shipping so much of our natural energy resources overseas is considered a good thing.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

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Comes from a business mindset--prices are cheap here at home, if we can sell abroad, we can make more money and if need be invest even more money to increase production and so forth.

Essentially, the idea is by the time nat gas becomes short supply here---then new energy sources will substitute. To them, energy demand will inevitably find a supply via the substitution effect and it is foolish to keep the resource underground when it can be sold abroad for profit (and to sway Euroland away from the Russians).

Long history of using/denying goods as a strategic tool of the foreign policy set.

Posted by: whig at September 06, 2024 11:17 AM (kW+z9)

352 Reminds me of the carpeting in The Shining.

Posted by: look whats not at September 06, 2024 01:47 PM (nakGR)

353 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea look out fort the Plankton Monster its a Man Eater. And what's in the Punch Bowl?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 06, 2024 04:47 PM (wGqjj)

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