Unexpected Motion Cafe

The Julian Alps
by Andea Zangrando

A giant turtle, in a hat, walking in the city with his friend.

Sea turtle swimming in sand.

An owl swimming.

A car show in a Belgium river.

What is this wonderful nut?!?

Knock, knock. Poolshark.

Graceful dogs.

Raven has learned to mimic the Kamala Kackle. I mean, actually it's mimicking its owner's laugh, but it's Kamala-like.

Why you should consider taking on a spider as a pet. And after considering it, you should discard that idea.

Steve Inman: Disruptive dirtgrub gets pounded in stereo.

Catzilla pic.twitter.com/3Qz4PO58aM
— Just ANIMALS 🐾🌍 (@JustAnimalss_) August 24, 2024

This poor mother fox!

pic.twitter.com/9tfVObneuJ
— Just ANIMALS 🐾🌍 (@JustAnimalss_) August 15, 2024

Give me back my fish! pic.twitter.com/LSVrxWHPf4
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) August 27, 2024

A guy flying through a narrow gorge pic.twitter.com/mP4Yhv6ULS
— Domenico (@AvatarDomy) August 22, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:33 PM

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1 I'll let the others know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2024 07:51 PM (O7YUW)

2 1

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

3
Damn your eyes, G&R!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

4 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Democrat policies are job destroyers.

New York Post @nypost 3h
Shake Shack to shut 6 California locations, including 5 in LA, after state’s $20 minimum wage hike
trib.al/TSBZhgH

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 07:51 PM (c39uV)

5 WTFO I made pithy and girthy comments.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 28, 2024 07:52 PM (gbOdA)

6 Does Amphicar make an EV model?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 07:53 PM (63Dwl)

7 "You find a tortoise on its back in the desert."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 07:54 PM (uaBjp)

8 Hadrian, scritches for Finn

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2024 07:54 PM (qLP0s)

9 Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman 4h
Senator @JDVance:
"Ma'am, I don't need a teleprompter. I've actually got thoughts in my head, unlike Kamala Harris."

🎤 drop

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 07:54 PM (c39uV)

10 >>>An owl swimming.

I wonder if it was injured. Looked like a lot more work than just flying.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 07:54 PM (klJTj)

11 Does Amphicar make an EV model?

I think Tom Cruise drove one of a pier in a movie, it was called a U-boat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 07:55 PM (uaBjp)

12 >>>A car show in a Belgium river.

Those don't look very useful as either cars or boats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (klJTj)

13 I'm sure AtC (PBUH) considers taking on a spider as a pet every day.

Maybe even twice a day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Land routes into Gaza, huh?

How would these Wizards of Smart accomplish that?

One way would be to ask (or intervene against) Israel to do it in their theatre of battle.

Another would be to use existing Hamas tunnels to do it.

Which do you figure our ham-and-cheese chomping Top Boy Scouts were planning on, in between rousing choruses of our proud nation's good old anthem?

Both things would be evil, so I'm embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (0FoWg)

15 Did Caesar ever climb those Alps?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (+myjY)

16 >>>Knock, knock. Poolshark.

Bad dog! lol

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (klJTj)

17 Ben Had, Ace the kitty has been enjoying that huge package of scritches you sent her for weeks. She says thank you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

18 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 9h
BREAKING: Telegram CEO Pavel Durov has been released from the police custody.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 9h
This is what you call - major worldwide backlash.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (c39uV)

19 New York Post @nypost 3h
Shake Shack to shut 6 California locations, including 5 in LA, after state’s $20 minimum wage hike
trib.al/TSBZhgH

Too bad. The Shake Shack on PCH between Laguna and Newport Beach is a local landmark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (+myjY)

20 Did Caesar ever climb those Alps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (+myjY)

After the crossed the Danube.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (V13WU)

21 are there Gregorian alps?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

22 2 1
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 07:51 PM

Well, you were only off by 100%.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

23 15 Did Caesar ever climb those Alps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 07:56 PM (+myjY)

Hannibal the Cannable did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2024 07:59 PM (9loYT)

24 >>>Graceful dogs.

They were pandas in a previous life.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)

25 "A guy flying through a narrow gorge."

Yeah...I'll take the "Nope" option on that and just admire the skill behind what he's doing.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 28, 2024 07:59 PM (DVDZ1)

26 Sock Monkey

If I was truly cruel, I would make them listen to 24 hours of Vogon poetry.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I have that truly cruel person lurking beneath the surface. 24 hours of Vogon poetry and then I would take their towels.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 08:00 PM (jC7hV)

27 California:

1. Drive every business out of the state
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2024 08:00 PM (+myjY)

28 Durov's been released, but cannot leave France for the duration of the trial.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

29 or whatever the legal proceeding is called in Frankia

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

30 I'm sure AtC (PBUH) considers taking on a spider as a pet every day.

*opens tab and logs into FedEx*

Someone is getting Raptor Surprise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 08:01 PM (uaBjp)

31 The Emirates got Pavel released. They threatened to kill billions of dollars of military eq purchases if France didn’t let him go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2024 08:01 PM (9loYT)

32 >>>Why you should consider taking on a spider as a pet. And after considering it, you should discard that idea.

Better yet, you should discard the spider.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2024 08:01 PM (klJTj)

33 Chile evidently has fast pass visas
Int'l Thieves Tourists busted
**UP THE STREET**
Rental car front provides cars and maps to good picking in nice neighborhoods.
I pass by there every week.
Moose in the helicopter out front told me.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (RKPso)

34

Kitten Kong

https://youtu.be/Jr6CyU-Ev_M

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

35 ABC News: Police capture 'aggressive' water buffalo that had been on the loose for days in Iowa. The animal was transported to a veterinary hospital, Pleasant Hill police said. (Liaison- It was wandering the suburbs of Des Moines. The article has some good video of it)
https://tinyurl.com/55zz8kym

The owner "shared that it was an aggressive animal they were preparing to butcher for its meat and asked the Pleasant Hill Police Department to 'put it down,'" the Pleasant Hill Police Department said in a statement Wednesday.

An officer did shoot the animal, injuring it, later Saturday morning after the water buffalo showed "aggressiveness" toward responding officers...the injured animal was then able to escape....(and caught 2.5 days later)

The owner has since surrendered the animal to the Des Moines Police Department, police said. The animal is now a resident of the Iowa Farm Sanctuary and won't be sent to slaughter, the organization said while commending the humane capture of "Phill."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (ycI94)

36 Were those goldens?
In any case what a pair of goof balls.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (z15yM)

37 That photo makes me think of the Beacons from Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (QyT5w)

38 Great IMAGE meme for Walz-Kamala "interview":

https://tinyurl.com/4brvj7jm
From the Right to Bear Memes X account.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:03 PM (c39uV)

39 "A guy flying through a narrow gorge."

Yeah...I'll take the "Nope" option on that and just admire the skill behind what he's doing.
Posted by: NR Pax "

I thought it was from a video game.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

40
I have had to listen for far too long to Her Majesty bitch, moan and complain about the WiF reception in her study, which is down one floor and across the house from the modem.

So this afternoon I strung 150 feet of ethernet cable through my room, across the attic, through the garage, into her study and hooked her computer up. And it worked. I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

41 The Shake Shack on PCH between Laguna and Newport Beach is a local landmark.
Posted by: Cicero

You can afford to drive in California?
Luxury!
We can only get half a tank of fuel into CA before we have to turn back to civilization.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 08:05 PM (z15yM)

42 Saw that chipmunk clip on Twitter a while ago. The look on its face *almost* makes me reconsider my hatred and fear of small, cute, fuzzy wild animals.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2024 08:05 PM (s9EYN)

43 I have had to listen for far too long to Her Majesty bitch, moan and complain about the WiF reception in her study, which is down one floor and across the house from the modem.

So this afternoon I strung 150 feet of ethernet cable through my room, across the attic, through the garage, into her study and hooked her computer up. And it worked. I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:04 PM

You are aware that WiFi extenders existed in the early 21st Century, correct?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

44
You are aware that WiFi extenders existed in the early 21st Century, correct?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

__________

There's a satellite in her room but it never seemed to work properly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:07 PM (1Nxff)

45 There is no substitute for a hardwired connection.

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

46 >>Were those goldens?
In any case what a pair of goof balls.

Yellow labs.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld)

47 I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yeah, soon it'll be 'well what have you done lately'...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 08:08 PM (z15yM)

48 The Emirates got Pavel released. They threatened to kill billions of dollars of military eq purchases if France didn’t let him go.
------
Yeah, mainly French fighter jets I saw.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:08 PM (c39uV)

49 Good evening everyone from Biden County
Thankfully leaving, no rest for the weary

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 08:09 PM (NfEuv)

50
Yellow labs.
Posted by: JackStraw

Thanks. I thought their hair was too short for goldens.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 08:10 PM (z15yM)

51 Star Trek is on. It's another time travel one. It's the one where Spock degenerates to a more primitive nature and is pretty ok with it.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

52 Top pic building reminds me of Doc Savage's fortress of solitude.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 08:11 PM (z15yM)

53 And it worked. I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You realize there are unspoken expectations based on your possession of a Y chromosome.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 08:11 PM (jC7hV)

54 For your consideration:

It may be remembered by some that I attempted the filming of the Harris/Walz campaign with the working title Cackle Creature: The Ascent of a Fell Beast. The key word there is "attempted," as Werner was compelled to abandon the project, both for the sake of his own sanity, as well as my expulsion from the Democratic Convention for questioning certain eldritch aspects of the campaign platform, as well as the staffers from Miskatonic University and their "Lovecraft 2025 Project."

Sources still remain, however, and from them Werner has obtained the working plan for the CNN interview. The document makes note of a dream of strange cities; older than brooding Tyre, or the contemplative Sphinx, or garden-girdled Babylon, which is singular. Notes appended refer to "a color out of space" and, along with a volume called the Unaussprechlichen Kulten and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Summoning The Great Old Ones, the document lays out the intended strategy for the discourse. Interladen with admonitions of supplying "Mama's Talking Medicine," it all boils down to a three stage plan:

(1) Cthulhu fhtagn
(2) ?
(3) Profit

Ja, there you have it.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:12 PM (tmPIh)

55 Be a hour drive home

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 08:12 PM (NfEuv)

56 >>> What is this wonderful nut?!?

This is cute and funny.

Posted by: DJ at August 28, 2024 08:12 PM (uosPt)

57 Durov's been released, but cannot leave France for the duration of the trial.
Posted by: runner

Time to get the underground back together again. Goin' on the road.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

58 Durov sounds Klingon.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)

59 NOT a phoney tweet:

Chief Myron Demkiw @TPSMyronDemkiw 18h [Toronto Police Services]
Welcome to the @torontopolice, where you will serve in the most dynamic urban policing environment in Canada with some of the very best people in policing.

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 17h
I love that: “dynamic urban policing environment.”

Translation: an unprecedented crime wave including car theft, home invasions, extortion, stabbings and shootings.

And on top of that, an unprecedented antisemitic crime wave of arson, property crime and death threats.
====
At least its acronym isn't dupa!!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:13 PM (c39uV)

60 39 I thought it was from a video game.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

It's possible but given some rather crazy shite I've seen people do, I'm willing to believe it's real.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 28, 2024 08:14 PM (DVDZ1)

61 The French released Durov because they are weak Westerners. A real country would have locked him in Arctic prison until they got one of their most notorious war criminals released in return for his trivial worth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2024 08:14 PM (0FoWg)

62 And also:

Werner should also mention that he gathered a number of selfies with various Shoggoth and Mi-Go, who were on hand to provide the Harris/Walz team with moral support, technical advice on Enochian language, scrying, casting of runes, and taking care of luggage and any heavy lifting. They were surprisingly polite, and when Werner fist-bumped them, they cheerfully replied "Ph’nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh, wgah’nagl fhtagn." For shizzle, says Werner. American politics are singular, this old Kraut must say.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:14 PM (tmPIh)

63 A new 'poll':

Political Polls @PpollingNumbers 6h
#New General Election poll - Michigan
🔴 Trump 50%
🔵 Harris 50%

Bad Hombre @joma_gc 3h
She’s cooked. This is a Democrat pollster oversampling Dems by 15.

Brittany Rae @legitbrittFLA 3h Replying to @joma_gc
It's actually a D + 25 and Hamas is in that thread laughing their ass off

ActiVote #N/A - 400 LV - 8/28 Empty @bucketsofempty 3h
Replying to @PpollingNumbers

Aug 28, 2024 · 8:45 PM UTC

https://tinyurl.com/547paem8
[Dims +25% chart!!!]

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:15 PM (c39uV)

64 48
'The Emirates got Pavel released. '

I wouldn't have guessed them as defenders of free speech.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 28, 2024 08:15 PM (3wi/L)

65 37 That photo makes me think of the Beacons from Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 28, 2024 08:02 PM (QyT5w)

The beacon scene, and its music, is one of my favorite scenes in the entire trilogy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2024 08:15 PM (9loYT)

66 "dynamic urban policing environment" ? sounds like Gaza...

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

67 "Dynamic" is the new "Vibrant".

Please make a note of it

Posted by: Nomenclature 2.01z at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (8vxoL)

68 Werner, I hope you are collecting your posts into a book.

And I really really must introduce you to Zod.

Posted by: bluebell at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (bS+DD)

69 Apropos to Electoral Vote discussion in last thread, someone on X gamed out a scenario where Dems win popular vote yet only win at state level in CA, NY, DC*. The whole country is red except the worst three of the insane asylums.

*May DC never be a state.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 28, 2024 08:18 PM (fs1hN)

70
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I was told there's no crime in Canada, especially since the gun registry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:18 PM (1Nxff)

71 Star Trek is on. It's another time travel one. It's the one where Spock degenerates to a more primitive nature and is pretty ok with it.
------
I'd make that exchange too if I got to bang 1969 Mariette Hartley out of it.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:18 PM (c39uV)

72 It's "fo shizzle" not "for shizzle".

Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

73 Regime-speak

You're about to be lied to when they say-

a hand up
a new study shows
a poll by the highly respected
a positive step
are speaking out
arguably
arsenal
at some level
at-risk communities
best practices
broader implications

Posted by: Nomenclature 2.01z at August 28, 2024 08:18 PM (8vxoL)

74 Rubes will fall for anything. Owls don't survive long if they fall or are forced into water. Giant tortoises (not "turtles") don't belong on city streets dressed like monkeys. The Figen seems to enjoy posting cutesy vids of animals put at risk.

Posted by: Born Free at August 28, 2024 08:19 PM (6kqgf)

75 I wouldn't have guessed them as defenders of free speech.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 28, 2024 08:15 PM (3wi/L)
-----------

He lives in the UAE, he's a UAE citizen (dual with France), and he pays them beaucoup de tax bucks every year.

Posted by: bluebell at August 28, 2024 08:19 PM (bS+DD)

76 challenge
climate change
collectively
commonsense solutions
comprehensive reform
cycle of poverty
cycle of violence
demand action
denier
disenfranchised
disparate impact
disproportionately
diverse backgrounds
divisive
economically disadvantaged
embattled
emerging consensus
empower
enhance
evidence shows
experts agree
extremist
fair share

Posted by: Nomenclature 2.01z at August 28, 2024 08:19 PM (8vxoL)

77 Durov's been released, but cannot leave France for the duration of the trial.

Does he get the lunch he was promised?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (/y8xj)

78 So this afternoon I strung 150 feet of ethernet cable through my room, across the attic, through the garage, into her study and hooked her computer up. And it worked. I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:04 PM (1Nxff)

There is an adapter that will run your wifi through your house electrical system, in essence turning your house wiring into ethernet cable. I think it is called "Powerline" or that is one of the companies. IIRC it won't transmit past a transformer since that chops up signal.

you pretty much plug one unit into your router and the wall, and the other into the socket in the destination room, and that device.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (D7oie)

79 That sea turtle makes such a pretty pattern!

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (Sf2cq)

80 There is crime in Canada. It's called Molson (Coors).

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

81 "Ph’nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh, wgah’nagl fhtagn."

*runs thru gooble translator*

Achten Sie darauf, Ihre Ovomaltine zu trinken?

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

82
I was checking out the "Horns upcoming football season.

Should be fun. Looks like they're going to be playing all of their old big SWC rivals once again.

Nice!

Also playing Michigan early on. Hopefully they give them a righteous ass-kicking.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (eDfFs)

83 The list of videos above, to me, make something akin to a haiku, which I have always felt, was more than the sum of it's parts.

Posted by: irright at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (8nkyI)

84 Werner, I hope you are collecting your posts into a book.

And I really really must introduce you to Zod.
Posted by: bluebell

This is most kind. Werner, alas, is not worthy of Zod's imperial attention.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:21 PM (tmPIh)

85 The country doesn't have a president and the media doesn't care.

Do you understand where we are and where we're heading?

Posted by: It's Happening at August 28, 2024 08:22 PM (yWY4c)

86 Vicente Arenas
@vicentearenastv
NEW VIDEO armed group at troubled #aurora #colorado apartment complex now home to many migrants. Councilmember @DaniJurinsky says gangs have taken over the complex @KDVR @AuroraPD
2:50 PM · Aug 28, 2024

Aurora Police Dept
@AuroraPD
UPDATE: Aurora Police Department, as previously stated, established a special task force in collaboration with other local, state & federal partners to specifically address concerns about Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua (TdA) & other criminal activity affecting migrant communities. We are grateful that the DEA, a valuable federal partner, has acknowledged its ongoing work into TdA across the metro & appreciate the additional resources it provides to combat this issue.
We are aware that components of TdA are operating in Aurora. APD has been increasingly collecting evidence to show the gang is connected to crimes in the area. However, as we have said previously & as the DEA similarly stated, it would be improper at this time for the city & APD to make any conclusory statements about specific incidents or provide details about law enforcement strategy & operations.
4:49 PM · Aug 28, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

87 Durov sounds Klingon.
Posted by: SFGoth

Klingon name or Russian condom brand.

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

88 I have a hard time believing the Dems would send another woman to be chewed up in the victorious maw of Donald Trump and still expect to survive.

Posted by: Accomack at August 28, 2024 08:25 PM (lqnbT)

89 However, as we have said previously & as the DEA similarly stated, it would be improper at this time for the city & APD to make any conclusory statements about specific incidents or provide details about law enforcement strategy & operations.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Narrator: This means they'll continue to do nothing about foreign gang activity until a city councilpersyn is murdered in broad daylight.

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

90 "I'd make that exchange too if I got to bang 1969 Mariette Hartley out of it.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Cave Spock would have eaten McCoy if they stayed there much longer.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

91 -
I have had to listen for far too long to Her Majesty bitch, moan and complain about the WiF reception in her study, which is down one floor and across the house from the modem.

So this afternoon I strung 150 feet of ethernet cable through my room, across the attic, through the garage, into her study and hooked her computer up. And it worked. I even may have earned her evanescent gratitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:04 PM
--------------------

I've been wrong before and will be many times in the future, BUT, there are a LOT fewer unexplainable problems with wired ethernet compared with wifi.

Posted by: irright at August 28, 2024 08:26 PM (8nkyI)

92 Do you understand where we are and where we're heading?
Posted by: It's Happening

I keep perusing Craigslist for used ramparts. No one is selling. Might have to build my own.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 08:27 PM (jC7hV)

93 It's "fo shizzle" not "for shizzle".
Posted by: SFGoth

This is helpful. Werner struggles still with the nuances and subtleties of English. My brief period as an understudy of Ghost-Faced Killah during Wu Tang Clan's post-covid tour helped much, but still I learn. Sometime I must relate the righteous beat-down RZA and I had the pleasure to inflict upon the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos are not as formidable as they believe themselves to be. Ja, good times.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:29 PM (tmPIh)

94 Looks like Mike Benz is correct.

>>@RevolverNewsUSA
·
>>2h
Breaking: US Government-Funded Censorship Arm ‘Atlantic Council’ Targeted Telegram Just Two Months Before Durov Arrest

Don't forget, the Atlantic Council was deeply involved in the Russia hoax and Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld)

95 Women: its so hard to birth and take care of a baby

Mother Fox with her 20 pups: Bitch, what are you talking about?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2024 08:30 PM (CQ8KO)

96 Steve Inman: Disruptive dirtgrub gets pounded in stereo.

And now I understand why an on-duty bus driver might hail a taxi.

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

97 Cave Spock would have eaten McCoy if they stayed there much longer.
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Southern cooking!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:31 PM (c39uV)

98 My brief period as an understudy of Ghost-Faced Killah
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions

This is the only time in history that those words will appear in that order. And we were here to witness it.

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

99 Steve Inman: Disruptive dirtgrub gets pounded in stereo.

That was highly satisfying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

100 Do you understand where we are and where we're heading?
Posted by: It's Happening

I am going to Sisters this weekend, is that what you are asking?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 08:32 PM (D7oie)

101 Tammoh Wesley!

Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at August 28, 2024 08:34 PM (4d1Xd)

102
The Figen seems to enjoy posting cutesy vids of animals put at risk.
Posted by: Born Free

+++++++++++++++

I do see some animal vids that make me wonder. One of the cringers was a cat that "loved" to ride a surfboard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 28, 2024 08:35 PM (I87yH)

103 test

Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

104 Achten Sie darauf, Ihre Ovomaltine zu trinken?
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

ROFL! Lord help me, I actually understand that, it’s from Eine Weihnachtsgeschichte.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2024 08:36 PM (S6gqv)

105 "I'd make that exchange too if I got to bang 1969 Mariette Hartley out of it.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Cave Spock would have eaten McCoy if they stayed there much longer.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:26 PM

Eating 1969 Mariette Hartley > Sous Vided McCoy

Posted by: J. Random Single 'Ron at August 28, 2024 08:37 PM (4d1Xd)

106 Alright we're in business on the new machine

Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

107 Steve Inman: Disruptive dirtgrub gets pounded in stereo.

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Satisfying.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 28, 2024 08:37 PM (CQ8KO)

108 >>I do see some animal vids that make me wonder. One of the cringers was a cat that "loved" to ride a surfboard.

Well that particular owl lived.

Old video.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfst2w5

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

109 Telegram Sam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

110 >>> 18 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 9h
BREAKING: Telegram CEO Pavel Durov has been released from the police custody.

Catturd @catturd2 9h
This is what you call - major worldwide backlash.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 07:58 PM (c39uV)

I'm old enough to remember when it was usually the Soviet Union receiving "backlash".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 08:40 PM (FnneF)

111 This is the only time in history that those words will appear in that order. And we were here to witness it.
Posted by: mikeski

Eh, what can Werner say? It was a most interesting experience, and much cam be learned while hanging in a Buffalo Stance before an enthusiastic audience. It was not Parliament Funkadelic, one confesses, but it was considerably enjoyable.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:40 PM (tmPIh)

112 >>> 68 Werner, I hope you are collecting your posts into a book.

And I really really must introduce you to Zod.
Posted by: bluebell at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (bS+DD)

I, too, would be delighted to purchase a published compilation of Werner's thoughts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 08:42 PM (FnneF)

113 Be a hour drive home
Posted by: Skip

I'm going to just be me, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2024 08:44 PM (IG4Id)

114 Two days in a row. Went shooting yesterday. Doing a ready drill, I had the rifle up, crosshairs on target and had just released the safety when I got nailed 3 times by Yellow jackets. I had stepped right next to the entrance of a ground nest. Shooting buddy commented on my good discipline. He appreciated not getting flagged. Today I was working on my new septic/grey water system. Stepped out of the ditch right onto another ground nest. Got nailed 3 more times. This time they got under my shirt. Not much progress was made on the system today.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 08:45 PM (jC7hV)

115 I sure am glad that 2016 Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has found a new career putting people to sleep.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

116 I like turtles.

Posted by: Zombie Kid at August 28, 2024 08:46 PM (i24o9)

117 What is this wonderful nut?!?

Almonds contain cyanide. A 160-pound human would have to eat 1200 grocery-store-bought sweet almonds in a single day to get cyanide poisoning. (For wild bitter almonds without all the cyanide bred out of them, a handful is enough.)

On the other paw, a typical chipmunk weighs 1/8 to 1/4 of a pound, or about 1/960th the weight of that human.....

Posted by: mikeski throws some shade at August 28, 2024 08:46 PM (DgGvY)

118 Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID. She had to pull out of a Hampton's fundraiser and Bubba will replace her . He'll appear with the nanny impregnator.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 08:47 PM (ByB3C)

119

1969 Mariette Hartley < 1980 Mariette Hartley

Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2024 08:47 PM (j4U/Z)

120
Renowned for her prowess at playing tetherball of the mean playgrounds of Berkeley and Montreal, Kammie was admiringly referred to as "Tether" Harris in her gym classes by her classmates.

"No matter what the weather, that girl sure can tether!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 08:48 PM (xG4kz)

121
Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID.

_________

Oh, noes! Will this dash her hopes of being President?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2024 08:50 PM (1Nxff)

122
What is this wonderful nut?!?

For $800, I'll take "What did Kammie exclaim when she first serviced Willie Brown?", Alex!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 08:50 PM (xG4kz)

123 Spock's mating cycle is all screwed up. He's about to go all Ponfart on her.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

124 Renowned for her prowess at playing tetherball of the mean playgrounds of Berkeley and Montreal, Kammie was admiringly referred to as "Tether" Harris in her gym classes by her classmates.

"No matter what the weather, that girl sure can tether!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I guess all that practice dodging and slapping balls came in handy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 28, 2024 08:51 PM (ftFVW)

125 I, too, would be delighted to purchase a published compilation of Werner's thoughts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You are most kind. I have been told that my musings are not dissimilar to Conan Doyle's "the Giant Rat of Sumatra, a tale for which the world is not prepared." But mayhap there might be a way forward. What the title would be is a good question, however.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tmPIh)

126 Tether Has Two Lobotomies

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:53 PM (c39uV)

127 What the title would be is a good question, however.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:51 PM (tmPIh)
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It's right there in your nic.

Posted by: bluebell at August 28, 2024 08:53 PM (bS+DD)

128 It occurs to me that Biden and the tortoise in the hat have a similar gait. I bet they eat fruit the same. Yuck

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 28, 2024 08:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

129 Renowned for her prowess at playing tetherball of the mean playgrounds of Berkeley and Montreal, Kammie was admiringly referred to as "Tether" Harris in her gym classes by her classmates.

"No matter what the weather, that girl sure can tether!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 08:48 PM (xG4kz)

Oh man, I loved tether ball. I haven't thought of it in years. Such a fun change-up from four square.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 08:54 PM (VPuca)

130 As above:

Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 2h
BREAKING: VIDEO of armed illegals in aurora, Colorado.

The apartment complex is now home to many migrants. Gangs have taken over the complex.

https://tinyurl.com/5c8jwp87
45 seconds; LOUD Spanish dialogue.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 08:55 PM (c39uV)

131 She still plays tetherballs.

Posted by: Mr Harris at August 28, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

132
A regular naïf, "Tether" Harris knows absolutely "nuffin' 'bout birfin' policies"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 08:56 PM (xG4kz)

133 It's right there in your nic.
Posted by: bluebell

This is brilliant, and Werner regrets that he did not think of it.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 28, 2024 08:56 PM (tmPIh)

134 Hey you guys. I bet you’re surprised your fReNz at News Corp sent 99% of their political donations to Democrats according to the latest figures. But they are totally on our side.

They also just called Arizona for Harris.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 28, 2024 08:57 PM (u/66v)

135 I was checking out the "Horns upcoming football season.

Should be fun. Looks like they're going to be playing all of their old big SWC rivals once again.

Nice!

Also playing Michigan early on. Hopefully they give them a righteous ass-kicking.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2024 08:20 PM (eDfFs)

I'll be there cheering them on in two weeks. We have 2 running backs out but so far, everyone seems pretty confident.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 08:58 PM (VPuca)

136 So where do we send Get Well cards to the Wuhan Flu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 08:59 PM (uaBjp)

137 Dynamic" is the new "Vibrant".

Please make a note of it
Posted by: Nomenclature 2.01z at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (8vxoL)

Joyful. Exuberant.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 09:00 PM (VPuca)

138 Yup Mariette Hartley was a babe. She got a Vulcan horny.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 09:00 PM (ByB3C)

139 Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored Aug 27
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election.

Kamala claims that 220 million people died from covid within a few months. A democrat that drastically inflates numbers?

Imagine that.

https://tinyurl.com/4ajfb7zs
24 seconds; and she did it more than in one venue.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:01 PM (c39uV)

140 Another big win from NASA:

"Fallout from NASA's asteroid-smashing DART mission could hit Earth — potentially triggering 1st human-caused meteor shower"

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

141
So where do we send Get Well cards to the Wuhan Flu?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wu Han Flue
2016 Intact Glass Ceiling Court
ChaPocketaPocketa, NY

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 09:02 PM (xG4kz)

142 Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID.

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I'm somewhat shocked she didn't get vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:02 PM (VEFiD)

143 >Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID.

Looking grim for COVID. Not expected to survive.

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2024 09:02 PM (i0F8b)

144 Morgan and Morgan is standing by to sue NASA over the first DART meteorite striking a human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 09:03 PM (uaBjp)

145 Also playing Michigan early on. Hopefully they give them a righteous ass-kicking.
Posted by: naturalfake

=====

Would you be so kind as to give us notice of what plays you'll be running?

We've kinda gotten used to having that in our back pocket.

Posted by: University of Michigan Football Team at August 28, 2024 09:03 PM (8AONa)

146 I'm trying not to chuckle but Fauci being COVID vaccinated like six times and then getting West Nile is ironic at best

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 09:04 PM (ByB3C)

147 >>@RevolverNewsUSA
·
>>2h
Breaking: US Government-Funded Censorship Arm ‘Atlantic Council’ Targeted Telegram Just Two Months Before Durov Arrest

Don't forget, the Atlantic Council was deeply involved in the Russia hoax and Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw

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I *really* dislike this post-90s America where we're the bad guys.

It just doesn't feel right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:04 PM (VEFiD)

148 A car show in a Belgium river.

That was in Amsterdam.

An owl swimming.

Owl seemed quite agitated that it was being followed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 28, 2024 09:04 PM (sAmhv)

149 "Morgan and Morgan is standing by to sue NASA over the first DART meteorite striking a human.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Here. Throw this rock at my head and we'll both be rich.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2024 09:04 PM (vFG9F)

150
Kamala claims that 220 million people died from covid within a few months. A democrat that drastically inflates numbers?

Imagine that.

I remember that Nanzi, she of the slobbering droopies, ascribed the loss of American citizens to the Wuhan Flu to a number on the order of hundreds of million people, back in the halcyon days of "Fifteen Days to Flatten the Curve"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 09:05 PM (xG4kz)

151 I am not sanguine about Michigan this year.

Posted by: Accomack at August 28, 2024 09:06 PM (4qMiv)

152 Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored Aug 28
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election.

Watch and you’ll understand why she’s not doing interviews. Watch and know that the debate is going to be comical but 🔥

https://tinyurl.com/4hd5rkhr
1:28 minutes; race relations word salad

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:06 PM (c39uV)

153 Texas and Georgia are my two early picks for the NC this year. I think Michigan is going to get boat-raced similar to Clemson.

It will never be as magnificent as LSU winning the NC one year and not being bowl eligible the next, though. That was hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:07 PM (VEFiD)

154 "It just doesn't feel right."

Depends who you ask I guess. Trump is a threat to our Democracy!!!

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 28, 2024 09:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

155
I'm trying not to chuckle but Fauci being COVID vaccinated like six times and then getting West Nile is ironic at best
Posted by: Smell the Glove

There was a skeeter on his peter
He whacked it off (whacked it off)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 09:07 PM (xG4kz)

156 138 Yup Mariette Hartley was a babe. She got a Vulcan horny.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 09:00 PM (ByB3)

He was about to Run Amok.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2024 09:07 PM (S6gqv)

157 The Brazilian supreme court just ordered Elon Musk to appear or X gets banned within 24 hours.

Like he is going to show up to be epsteined.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 09:08 PM (UGGC4)

158 Anthony Fauci, "Whack on, whack off."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 09:08 PM (uaBjp)

159 Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID.

I'm somewhat shocked she didn't get vaccinated.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

There's no vaccine to prevent you from getting Clintons.

Posted by: Covid at August 28, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

160 The Brazilian supreme court just ordered Elon Musk to appear or X gets banned within 24 hours.

Like he is going to show up to be epsteined.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

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I would love for him to simply turn off everything Musk-related in the nation.

Your move, gents.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:09 PM (VEFiD)

161 Regarding space debris one of my favorite lines from Space Cowboys was when the NASA people first visited Clint's house he got pissed and said he hoped the satellite would "land on Bob Gersens house".
Who's house would you like to see the asteroid debris land on?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 09:10 PM (ByB3C)

162 151 I am not sanguine about Michigan this year.
Posted by: Accomack at August 28, 2024 09:06 PM (4qMiv)

Yeah, Conner "33-3" has left, a long with the rest of the spy ring.

Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2024 09:12 PM (j4U/Z)

163 Durov's been released, but cannot leave France for the duration of the trial.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

If he has any sense, he will boarding a charter flight to UAE, as I type this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 09:12 PM (oXp8/)

164 Yup Mariette Hartley was a babe.
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You should see some of the shots I got with my Polaroid.

Posted by: James Garner at August 28, 2024 09:12 PM (XeU6L)

165 "I would love for him to simply turn off everything Musk-related in the nation."

The various populations have had about enough I think. That might indeed start the revolution. It will be brought about by those in charge over squeezing. Very Star Wars.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 28, 2024 09:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

166 I posted it this morning, but worth repeating:

"All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force."

-George Orwell.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 09:13 PM (UGGC4)

167 I would love for him to simply turn off everything Musk-related in the nation.

Your move, gents.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

"I'm sorry, your Starlink connection has been terminated."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 09:15 PM (UGGC4)

168 Regarding space debris one of my favorite lines from Space Cowboys was when the NASA people first visited Clint's house he got pissed and said he hoped the satellite would "land on Bob Gersens house".
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I'm reminded of 'Breakfast of Champions' scene:

A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing. Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

169 Wifi range extenders tend to have some intermittency. Mesh routers are a better solution.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 09:16 PM (MpVUb)

170 Spy ring was useless against TCU. We Almost lost to Maryland last year. Green Vomit was noncompetitive. Ryan Day is an idiot.

Posted by: Accomack at August 28, 2024 09:16 PM (oERdd)

171
Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
#New
@FoxNews
Polls

Arizona - 🔵 Harris +1
Georgia - 🔵 Harris +2
Nevada - 🔵 Harris +2
N. Carolina - 🔴 Trump +1

Fox #A - RV - 8/26

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 09:17 PM (TGPs7)

172 "Dynamic" is the new "Vibrant".

Please make a note of it
Posted by: Nomenclature 2.01z at August 28, 2024 08:17 PM (8vxoL)

We would also accept "diverse".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 09:17 PM (oXp8/)

173 146 I'm trying not to chuckle but Fauci being COVID vaccinated like six times and then getting West Nile is ironic at best
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 09:04 PM (ByB3C)

I've noticed a few people, all vaxxed, who have contracted RSV. They were very sick for a couple of weeks. Not to worry, though -- the CDC has a vax for RSV.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2024 09:17 PM (Sf2cq)

174 The YouGov three polls dropped today, confirming that Harris got zero convention bounce.

For those not in the know, CBS, YouGov, and ABC all use the same dataset for their polls, then they each decide how they want to weight the data, and publish a poll from the set.

CBS and YouGov are getting Harris +2 and ABC says it is Harris +4. Same raw sample though.

Anyway, the YouGov version of the poll was at Harris +3 before the convention. It was also Biden +3 after the debate. These three are the most Democrat leaning polls out there.

So good job Democrats on blowing through $100M for no benefit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2024 09:18 PM (5p7BC)

175 Tragedy, COVID has Hillary Clinton. I mean Hillary Clinton has COVID.

Looking grim for COVID. Not expected to survive.
Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2024 09:02 PM (i0F8b)

In an odd twist , Covid begs to be euthanized.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2024 09:19 PM (VPuca)

176 Photos, allegedly, of the Trump would-be assassin's weapon etc.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
BREAKING: FBI releases new photos and details from Trump assassination attempt probe

https://tinyurl.com/hddfdent
photos; F.I.B. link that doesn't specifically ID the weapon.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:19 PM (c39uV)

177 Those Fox state polls are trash. They conflict with their national poll. You cannot get their national result and also get those state results. It is mathematically impossible.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)

178 Narrator: This means they'll continue to do nothing about foreign gang activity until a city councilpersyn is murdered in broad daylight.
Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

Cordon off the building. Surround it with howitzers. Shell until the moaning stops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 09:21 PM (oXp8/)

179 So good job Democrats on blowing through $100M for no benefit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2024 09:18 PM (5p7BC)

The Left seem to have found a better outlet, in bankrolling astroturf "pro-life" orgs to attack Trump instead of, oh, Amendment 4 in Florida.

Posted by: Di+cH at August 28, 2024 09:22 PM (Di+cH)

180 Made it home 🏡

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 09:22 PM (fwDg9)

181 So good job Democrats on blowing through $100M for no benefit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2024 09:18 PM (5p7BC)

If their goal was to see some on the right wetting themselves, then mission accomplished.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 28, 2024 09:25 PM (xCA6C)

182 LOL:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 22h
CNN has a live countdown meter for Kamala Harris’ first media interview.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:25 PM (c39uV)

183 For the hard of reading...

A new 'poll':

Political Polls @PpollingNumbers 6h
#New General Election poll - Michigan
🔴 Trump 50%
🔵 Harris 50%

Bad Hombre @joma_gc 3h
She’s cooked. This is a Democrat pollster oversampling Dems by 15.

Brittany Rae @legitbrittFLA 3h Replying to @joma_gc
It's actually a D + 25 and Hamas is in that thread laughing their ass off

ActiVote #N/A - 400 LV - 8/28 Empty @bucketsofempty 3h
Replying to @PpollingNumbers

Aug 28, 2024 · 8:45 PM UTC

https://tinyurl.com/547paem8
[Dims +25% chart!!!]

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:26 PM (c39uV)

184 I figure Kamala is actually getting closer to 30%.

Posted by: Emmie at August 28, 2024 09:26 PM (Sf2cq)

185 Hey you guys. I bet you’re surprised your fReNz at News Corp sent 99% of their political donations to Democrats according to the latest figures. But they are totally on our side.

They also just called Arizona for Harris.
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 28, 2024 08:57 PM (u/66v)

We're not surprised at all. You really should get out more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2024 09:27 PM (oXp8/)

186 Watched a video easily month ago a guy said he had the assassin weapon down to caliber and make, only remember it was a poor quality AR

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 09:28 PM (fwDg9)

187 Andy - It is even worse. Their raw sample in the poll was D+44.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 28, 2024 09:28 PM (5p7BC)

188 Migrants attempt to board school buses in East County
youtube.com/watch?v=vFW2IN-BpSs
FOX 5 San Diego
Aug 28, 2024

Migrants attempt to board school buses in East County
https://t.co/S33NgWgA31
Two school bus routes within the Jamul-Dulzura Union School District have been briefly interrupted over the last two days after migrants attempted to board them
In an emailed notice to families obtained by FOX 5/KUSI, Superintendent Liz Bystedt said a group of migrants attempted to board along the district’s A and B school bus routes.
The first incident occurred along the Route A route near the intersection of Highway 94 Tuesday afternoon. A group of three men were walking in the middle of the highway trying to stop one of the buses, prompting it to “go around” the group.
A Route B school bus Wednesday morning came upon a group of about 20 people as it was picking students up from the same stop. Parents present at the site helped the bus driver ensure students were safe and that no one boarded the bus.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2024 09:29 PM (9aVck)

189 I'm reminded of the big Christian publication (Christianity Today?) and how it was revealed a couple of years ago that the staff donates entirely to left-wing politicians.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:29 PM (VEFiD)

190 Shutting down pipelines sure does pay!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway hits $1 trillion market value, first U.S. company outside of tech to do so — CNBC

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:31 PM (c39uV)

191 Migrants attempt to board school buses in East County
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They just love yellow buses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 09:32 PM (XeU6L)

192 They just love yellow buses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 09:32 PM (XeU6L)

What a coinkydink! So do I!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 28, 2024 09:33 PM (oXp8/)

193 Good evening my fine feathered fiends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2024 09:33 PM (HCL3E)

194 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
BREAKING: FBI releases new photos and details from Trump assassination attempt probe

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I'd rather see the little tents where they marked the location of the shell casings during the investiga...

Oh wait, neverrmind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:34 PM (VEFiD)

195 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13h
WATCH: Moment New Jersey woman hopped fence at NJ zoo, trying to pet 500-pound Bengal tiger

https://tinyurl.com/yr8rbvrr
16 seconds
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Lucky it wasn't feeding time at the zoo!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:35 PM (c39uV)

196 "All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force."

-George Orwell.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

“The future’s becoming muddled. The lines of vision are narrowing. But now they’re desperate. All paths lead into darkness.” – Frank Herbert – Dune

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 09:35 PM (jC7hV)

197
Welcome home, Skip.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2024 09:36 PM (cLTjW)

198 I'd rather see the little tents where they marked the location of the shell casings during the investiga...

Oh wait, neverrmind.
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And blood traces; and any footprints; and...

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:36 PM (c39uV)

199 190 Shutting down pipelines sure does pay!!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
JUST IN - Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway hits $1 trillion market value, first U.S. company outside of tech to do so — CNBC
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV)

A mere 10% to the Big Guy works wonders!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

200
Aren't we overdue for the "US Govt releases more secret space alien/ufo documents!" bullshit squirrel, again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2024 09:37 PM (cLTjW)

201 Supervisor there threw another small task on me but have to be at a job 6am to put 3/4 plywood on a ceiling.
So back to Delaware again tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 09:39 PM (fwDg9)

202 Global Warming strikes again!

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 17h
BREAKING: A 26-year-old man has been accused of igniting a destructive California wildfire in early July by throwing a firework from a car window during hot, dry and windy weather, AP reports

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:39 PM (c39uV)

203 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 20h
BREAKING: Apple cuts about 100 digital services jobs — Bloomberg

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 09:40 PM (c39uV)

204 Andy - It is even worse. Their raw sample in the poll was D+44.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Their raw sample was also 64% male to 36% female. Do women just not want to talk about this election?

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 09:40 PM (DgGvY)

205 Short night but good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 09:40 PM (fwDg9)

206 189 I'm reminded of the big Christian publication (Christianity Today?) and how it was revealed a couple of years ago that the staff donates entirely to left-wing politicians.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:29 PM (VEFiD)

Don't forget second-collection at Mass! But this time we didn't just donate to the Democrat Presidential candidate, we also gave to Mike Pence.

Posted by: Catholic University of America at August 28, 2024 09:41 PM (Di+cH)

207 WATCH: Moment New Jersey woman hopped fence at NJ zoo, trying to pet 500-pound Bengal tiger
Posted by: andycanuck

Crazy Cat Lady: you're doing it ~~wrong~~ perfectly!

Posted by: mikeski at August 28, 2024 09:42 PM (DgGvY)

208 I have no problem saying that you can't be a left-wing Christian. It's not possible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:44 PM (VEFiD)

209 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 09:48 PM (mH6SG)

210 I have no problem saying that you can't be a left-wing Christian. It's not possible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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What are you, some sort of weird Christian Nationalist?

Posted by: Pagan Globalist at August 28, 2024 09:49 PM (XeU6L)

211 I will believe it when I see it...

Tony Seruga
@TonySeruga
The J6 pipe bomber story is about to break wide open. It will be career ending for dozens of federal employees but also ending a presidential campaign, along with congressional and senate careers.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 09:49 PM (TGPs7)

212 The scary thing to me is that the James Bond villains who have to be behind all this don't seem to be able to find a single competent front man since Barky. You wouldn't think it would be that hard. I get they are all afraid of what happened in Germany when they figured Dolfo would be a useful buffoon they could deal with after he handled the Commies, but...they are trying to push a 60 year old dummy who's only life accomplishment was being maybe an 8 and pleasing a wheel 30 some years ago. Not much better in other countries either. Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 28, 2024 09:50 PM (3/XaG)

213 What are you, some sort of weird Christian Nationalist?
Posted by: Pagan Globalist

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Assuming we're still using actual definitions of words. I do believe America is better than any other nation, and I want Americans to have jobs and be safe, and I desire that over the well-being of other nations or their citizens.

So yes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:51 PM (VEFiD)

214 211 Sure Jan.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 28, 2024 09:51 PM (gRSaB)

215 Ward "Mooch" Carrol, former F-14 RIO, is reporting the Ukrainians have scored their first Fox-2 kill with the F-16s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 09:52 PM (uaBjp)

216 here is something :

"Republicans will keep the majority in the House and retake the majority in the Senate, according to Decision Desk HQ/the Hill’s updated analysis of its 2024 election forecast."

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 09:52 PM (V13WU)

217 Vatican News
@VaticanNews
“There are those who systematically work to push back migrants. When this is done consciously, it is a grave sin.”
At the General Audience, Pope Francis makes an appeal for each of us to welcome migrants who leave their homes in search of a better life.

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I heard, "Ship them all to Vatican City!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 09:52 PM (L/fGl)

218 Welcome to the Jungle...

Dane
@UltraDane
London, England: A pack of 50 Africans beat a lone 15 yr old White British girl nearly to death. She collapsed not far from the scene and was rushed to the hospital with internal injuries and concussion.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2024 09:53 PM (TGPs7)

219 @TonySeruga
The J6 pipe bomber story is about to break wide open. It will be career ending for dozens of federal employees but also ending a presidential campaign

...like WTC 7 was supposed to give the definitive proof that 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB.
Since over three years, we've been hearing about muh pipe bomz, which didn't even blow up... and might just have been random trash. Just looks like a big squirrel to me.

Posted by: Di+cH at August 28, 2024 09:53 PM (Di+cH)

220 It's still shocking that MAGA extremists planted a bomb in an attempt to murder the black female VP and neither the news nor Harris have mentioned it in this election season, especially after Trump was shot in the head.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 09:53 PM (VEFiD)

221 I will believe it when I see it...

Not gonna happen. Move on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)

222 moar,

"Decision Desk HQ predicts Republicans have a 56 percent chance of keeping control of the House chamber, which is charged with initiating revenue bills, impeaching judges and presidents, and electing a president absent an outright Electoral College victory.

In the Senate, Republicans have a 67 percent chance of retaking control, according to the forecast. The Senate is important because it has the exclusive power to confirm presidential appointments, approve or reject treaties, and try cases of impeachment."

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 09:53 PM (V13WU)

223 I heard, "Ship them all to Vatican City!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 28, 2024 09:52 PM (L/fGl)

There's a lot of room inside that walled city!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 28, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

224 “There are those who systematically work to push back migrants. When this is done consciously, it is a grave sin.”
At the General Audience, Pope Francis makes an appeal for each of us to welcome migrants who leave their homes in search of a better life.

STFU, commie bastard.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 28, 2024 09:56 PM (mH6SG)

225 Nood ONT

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (pIfcn)

226 Pope Francis, tear down the Vatican's walls first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2024 09:57 PM (uaBjp)

227 Pope Frankie: There are those who systematically work to push back migrants. When this is done consciously, it is a grave sin.

I'm not with this guy.

Posted by: Pope Leo I at August 28, 2024 09:59 PM (Di+cH)

228 Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy·45m
When the principal’s new second wife comes to his school after a long boozy lunch
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Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11·4h
Kamala Harris goes full kindergarten teacher mode while explaining what “teamwork” means to a group of high schoolers. Painful to watch.
Video: x.com/i/status/1828910627294986419

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 28, 2024 09:59 PM (9aVck)

229 Wait, so then the crusades...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 28, 2024 09:59 PM (dnuTg)

230 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 29m
🚨#BREAKING: The national weather service has issued a particular dangerous situation tornado warning for a confirmed large damaging tornado that is on the ground
📌#MoundCity | #SouthDakota
The National Weather Service has issued a PDS (Particularly Dangerous Situation) tornado warning, as a confirmed large and extremely violent tornado is on the ground near Mound City, South Dakota. This is a life-threatening situation. If you, your loved ones, or anyone you know is in the area, take shelter immediately. Once again, the National Weather Service has issued a PDS tornado warning due to a confirmed large and extremely violent tornado on the ground, which has a history of producing multiple tornadoes

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 28, 2024 10:00 PM (c39uV)

231
Are we at the "Jesus was a migrant" stage in the farce, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2024 10:01 PM (cLTjW)

232 Watched a video easily month ago a guy said he had the assassin weapon down to caliber and make, only remember it was a poor quality AR
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 09:28 PM (fwDg9)

was it Brandon Herrera?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 10:22 PM (D7oie)

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