Golden Sunset Cafe

10 Hey cinema fags, if you enjoy hyper-violent grindhouse movies about serial killers told in a non-linear format, go see "Strange Darling".

Great flick. Bonus: Tuesday is $5.00 movie day at my googolplex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:34 PM (kpS4V)

11 Aye, all they dogs were in Scotland to try to retrieve Freedom of Speech?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 07:35 PM (xaFKb)

12
Heh. via HotAir:

Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

What a joke this candidacy is.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 07:35 PM (+oR7L)

13 8 Vinnie Barbarino, "Up your nose with a rubber hose Jack Smith.*"

*Are we sure this isn't an alias?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:34 PM (vyHIp)

That would be Smith, and Jones.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 07:36 PM (xaFKb)

14 *waves to Eris*

Then you might like the old anime Lily C.A.T. Or not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:36 PM (vyHIp)

15 Retarded Counsel Jack Smith, rope, lamposts...some assembly required.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2024 07:37 PM (U4ek1)

16 Is telling about Goldens that there's no fighting and snarling, just happy barking and wags.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:37 PM (kpS4V)

17
What's this?

William Shatner, 93 yrs old, and probably killed at least one wife, celebrated the arrest of the Telegram guy?

WTF?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:38 PM (US/il)

18 Scotland, where are the deerhounds?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (qLP0s)

19 Okay

First where are you getting information that Shatner killed anyone? Well besides the scenery by chewing it up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (vyHIp)

20 Is telling about Goldens that there's no fighting and snarling, just happy barking and wags.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:37 PM (kpS4V)
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It's like the ending of a Dean Koontz novel when a pack of golden retrievers gathers to defend the good guys....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

21
Wow, that lawn in Scotland must be loaded with goldenpoopies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (US/il)

22 Then you might like the old anime Lily C.A.T. Or not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:36 PM (vyHIp)
----

Anna, the movie stills make it look like if Jones the Cat was the alien.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

23 That's my idea of heaven, hundreds of smiling Goldens.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

24 Good evening everyone from Biden County

I love that photo

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 07:40 PM (thkFq)

25 The British line of Goldens are that light, almost white color. Our first Golden was like that.

Power is back on!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 27, 2024 07:40 PM (hgqBU)

26 It is entirely possible JackStraw is responsible for all the Golden pics.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 07:40 PM (qLP0s)

27
Shatner's 911 call to "report" his wife floating in the pool is just...weird.

As weird as Gary Coleman's wife's 911 call to report Gary had "fallen."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:41 PM (US/il)

28 Are you really sure Jones the Cat really wasn't behind Ashe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:42 PM (vyHIp)

29

lol

walz is harris' "support animal"

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:42 PM (US/il)

30 We had a summer thunderstorm blow through (it's still a bit sporty up there). Power fluctuations but nothing serious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:43 PM (kpS4V)

31 Heh. via HotAir:

Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

What a joke this candidacy is.

Were her parents unavailable? Well, I know her Mom is.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 07:43 PM (xCA6C)

32 Anna, I never trusted that cat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:43 PM (kpS4V)

33 Maybe Kamala will give her 'best' performance with John Smallberries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:44 PM (vyHIp)

34 Has there ever been a major party candidate less prepared for the office she seeks?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 07:44 PM (xCA6C)

35 Thank you for the Café, Ace!

Are you building on the momentum of Phas3 for Ph4se?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

36 The Denver Broncos will start a rookie at QB- Bo Nix.

The last rookie QB Denver started on opening day was John Elway.

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 07:44 PM (/7KEl)

37 And yet you named your new kitteh Lily.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:45 PM (vyHIp)

38
Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

Posted by: Frank Barone

=============

Battle-tested, supremely experienced Girl Boss won't go out without her Mansplainer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 27, 2024 07:47 PM (I87yH)

39 >Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.
----

why is she not the subject of universal ridicule?

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 07:48 PM (/7KEl)

40 "Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

Posted by: Frank Barone

=============

Battle-tested, supremely experienced Girl Boss won't go out without her Mansplainer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office"

Kamala's work husband.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

41
Shatner's 911 call to "report" his wife floating in the pool is just...weird.

The Penguin Pool Murder (1932) is a fine whodunit in the Hildegarde Withers series of movies. Stars the delightful Edna May Oliver.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at August 27, 2024 07:49 PM (CV8a5)

42 Thank you for the Cafe, ace.

Too much drama at work today. I let myself get pissed off about it. I should know better.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 27, 2024 07:49 PM (CbH4K)

43 Werner is puzzled that no one in the media has yet to mention the contingent of Frau Harris's campaign staff from Miskatonic University. It is not as if they were not prominent during the DNC. One need only look at the campaign platform which, between a pledge to supply every woman with a cat and mandatory free piggy back rides for every undocumented alien which the US citizens must provide, includes the telling phrase "Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn." along with calls for a volume called the Necronomicon in every grade school library. When Werner inquired about this, he was told to take it up with the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, but he was notably absent. My inquiries about the fleshy appendages eminating from the mouths of the 'Lovecraft Project" members led only to a lecture about respecting the dignity of tentacled-Americans.

Werner is somewhat confused, uncertain why someone named Dagon is slated to become Secretary of the Navy, or the meaning of someone dreaming in his house R'lyeh such that what is not dead can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die. Has this been focused-grouped, I inquired of the Harris minions? Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 07:49 PM (tmPIh)

44 >>Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

He's got to learn what her policies are just like the rest of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)

45 Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.

Will he have control of her microphone?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

46 Jack

You mean learn her positions...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:50 PM (vyHIp)

47
If you've watched harris' staged appearances for the last two weeks, you'll notice her husband always standing very close to her, nodding his head, supporting her.

She's not comfortable with cameras in her face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:51 PM (US/il)

48 Great, we get to learn what Kumala's favorite color is.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 07:51 PM (qLP0s)

49
First where are you getting information that Shatner killed anyone?

Edith Keeler

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2024 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

50 All those goldens and not one fight?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto era sporco #01 at August 27, 2024 07:51 PM (qfLjt)

51
Battle-tested, supremely experienced Girl Boss won't go out without her Mansplainer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office"

Kamala's work husband.
Posted by: fd

++++++++++++++

Emotional support governor, to quote someone else

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 27, 2024 07:52 PM (I87yH)

52 Edith Keeler?

It was a vehicle accident. But fair point for Kirk but then again the Captain does have a high body count.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:52 PM (vyHIp)

53 >>You mean learn her positions...

Well that too.

This is the craziest campaign I've ever seen. The only thing she has said so far is "Everything I said before is bullshit.".

Oh, ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (LkLld)

54 "It was a vehicle accident. But fair point for Kirk but then again the Captain does have a high body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Pfft.

Posted by: M-5 at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

55 She's not comfortable with cameras in her face.

Maybe a bit more "liquid courage" might help with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (mH6SG)

56 Lily was her name when I got her at the adoption. I'm open to renaming her if something grabs me.

Had she been a boy cat, I had a few lined up:

Wyatt Mrrp
Fuzz Aldrin
Myron J. Fuzznick

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

57 Battle-tested, supremely experienced Girl Boss won't go out without her Mansplainer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------

Potential CiC, who has no grasp, experience, or understanding of the military, defense, foreign affairs, international diplomacy, or economic policy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (XeU6L)

58 You mean learn her positions...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:50 PM

I can help with that.

Posted by: Willie B. at August 27, 2024 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

59 This is the craziest campaign I've ever seen. The only thing she has said so far is "Everything I said before is bullshit.".

Ah, the voters have the memory span of a goldfish style of campaigning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 27, 2024 07:55 PM (dZVON)

60 >Potential CiC, who has no grasp, experience, or understanding of the military, defense, foreign affairs, international diplomacy, or economic policy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
---

she has a uterus and melanin
embrace the horror- she could win

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 07:55 PM (/7KEl)

61 All those goldens and not one fight?

I was thinking the very same thing. So much of this stuff is staged. Still fun to watch.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 27, 2024 07:56 PM (mH6SG)

62 Horror is your friend

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 07:56 PM (/7KEl)

63 RE: Great Goldie Gathering

They're tethered! C'mon, let 'em loose. Then it'll be great.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 27, 2024 07:56 PM (aXxgO)

64 Eris

Athena? or maybe 'dite?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:56 PM (vyHIp)

65 60 >Potential CiC, who has no grasp, experience, or understanding of the military, defense, foreign affairs, international diplomacy, or economic policy.
---

See: Obama

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:56 PM (kpS4V)

66 Horror and moral terror

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 07:57 PM (/7KEl)

67 Potential CiC, who has no grasp, experience, or understanding of the military, defense, foreign affairs, international diplomacy, or economic policy.

Perfect!!!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 27, 2024 07:57 PM (mH6SG)

68 Potential CiC, who has no grasp, experience, or understanding of the military, defense, foreign affairs, international diplomacy, or economic policy.

-

Graduated from a prestigious HBCU that is less academically demanding than most morons' high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 27, 2024 07:57 PM (VEFiD)

69 Lily was her name when I got her at the adoption. I'm open to renaming her if something grabs me.

Had she been a boy cat, I had a few lined up:

Wyatt Mrrp
Fuzz Aldrin
Myron J. Fuzznick
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM

What??? Have you asked her how she identifies? This lapse, so soon after Pride Month, is disappointing.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

70
I cued it up:

This will amuse you...darkly.

https://shorturl.at/8VlQS

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 07:58 PM (US/il)

71 I'm truly at a loss for words that Harris is a potential president. A 50/50 reality.

In what sane world is this possible?

Even when Trump wins, America is in a world of s***. A nation cannot survive such ignorance and foolishness.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 27, 2024 07:59 PM (aXxgO)

72 Werner is somewhat confused, uncertain why someone named Dagon is slated to become Secretary of the Navy, or the meaning of someone dreaming in his house R'lyeh such that what is not dead can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die. Has this been focused-grouped, I inquired of the Harris minions? Ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 07:49 PM (tmPIh)

Biden was there, swaddled in cloths and with a fixed expression, speaking in a soft, almost buzzing voice of the glories of being carried to Yuggoth in a metallic cannister containing his brian.....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 07:59 PM (n7h9X)

73 >>All those goldens and not one fight?

Not surprised at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

74 Spicy foxu Kirsche, "A mini-gun for a bank robbery? Always come prepared."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vyHIp)

75
You'll also notice her husband is always looking on, nervously, like he's watching his 8 year old at a piano recital.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 08:01 PM (US/il)

76 Evening, Cafe-goers. Evening, Ace!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:01 PM (phXJ2)

77 Edith Keeler?

It was a vehicle accident. But fair point for Kirk but then again the Captain does have a high body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:52 PM (vyHIp)

He intentionally stops McCoy from saving her and restores his timeline.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 08:02 PM (n7h9X)

78 Kamala has agreed to a sit down interview with CNN....as long as she can bring Tim Walz with her as a joint interview.
What a joke this candidacy is.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 07:35 PM (+oR7L)

They are doing it wrong. The method is for an older woman to use a young but upcoming man to be her catspaw to gain power which she would be unable to reach on her own, being his backstop among the women, and his guide in navigating the intricacies of the power structure oif the court. Think Lady MacBeth, Theodora and Justinian, or Mr and Mrs Macron.

Instead we have wine mom who is pretending to imperial levels of power, using one more beta male to be her mask while she tries to avoid scrutiny about her actual abilities.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:02 PM (D7oie)

79 If V'GER could pattern the carbon units infesting Federal DC, talk about corrupted data.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:03 PM (vyHIp)

80 What??? Have you asked her how she identifies? This lapse, so soon after Pride Month, is disappointing.

#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

Most cats identify as Tigers, Leopards or Lions.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 08:03 PM (n7h9X)

81 This is cool.
Historians in England have unearthed a worn down pencil used by Shakespeare. They have to determine it is 2B or not 2B.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 08:03 PM (zO56Z)

82 Imagine the cackly horror show that interview will be.

Posted by: M-5 at August 27, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

83 Instead we have wine mom who is pretending to imperial levels of power, using one more beta male to be her mask while she tries to avoid scrutiny about her actual abilities.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:02 PM (D7oie)

Beta male? Was epsilon already taken?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:04 PM (phXJ2)

84 Kumala's interview, a farce wrapped in a vaudeville show.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 08:04 PM (qLP0s)

85
Are we also forgetting Shatner abandoned his young injun bride?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 08:05 PM (US/il)

86 Soothsayer: "She's not comfortable with cameras in her face."

That's OK. We're going to camouflage ours in ~~Desert Sand~~ ~~Digital Tigerstripe~~ Boudoirs Penis.

Posted by: MFM at August 27, 2024 08:05 PM (aXxgO)

87 Beta male? Was epsilon already taken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:04 PM (phXJ2)

Gamma males still dance the Macarena.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

88 Maybe Kammie and Timmy wanna gang up Trump with the 'we're speaking!' thing

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 08:05 PM (/7KEl)

89 You mean learn her positions...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 07:50 PM

I can help with that.

Posted by: Willie B. at August 27, 2024 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Some things The Paola will not do.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 27, 2024 08:06 PM (O5hrI)

90 Are we also forgetting Shatner abandoned his young injun bride?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 08:05 PM (US/il)

Miramaneeeeeeeee

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 08:06 PM (n7h9X)

91 NO wait

Kammie will have the mic, and after every question she will turn to Timmy and get the advice of counsel on how to respond

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 08:06 PM (/7KEl)

92 Hedgehog!! THank you Ace!!

Dancing around!!

Posted by: Iris at August 27, 2024 08:07 PM (n3DL0)

93 Speaking of Democrats making us intentionally insecure and defenseless:

U.S. homicides during Trump's first three years: 50,093.

U.S. homicides in Biden's first three years: 62,579.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 08:07 PM (GITLP)

94
Perhaps deserted is a better word than abandoned.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 27, 2024 08:07 PM (US/il)

95 @ 66, LOL, iswydt!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 27, 2024 08:08 PM (UWgy2)

96 Diogenes @ 81 - Muldoon-grade wit!

Posted by: fly gal at August 27, 2024 08:09 PM (R4Dec)

97

ooh, I just learnt a new German phrase:

rabeneltern

Some of you smart alecs are clever; so you wanna take a guess what it means?

Posted by: Soothsayer says German is fun! at August 27, 2024 08:09 PM (US/il)

98 Bash, future presiden Harris how will address the issue at the border?

Harris, Dana I,'ll let Tim answer that as he is my appointed border czar.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 08:09 PM (qLP0s)

99
Law&Crime Network
@LawCrimeNetwork
#BREAKING: #WadeWilson was sentenced to death for the murders of Kristine Melton and Diane Ruiz. Wilson strangled both women in #CapeCoral — running over Ruiz to “make her look like spaghetti.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:10 PM (TGPs7)

100 I hope someone can bring this to the attention of Trump... she's taking things hard.

TONY™
@TONYxTWO
She thought she was going to meet Trump 🇺🇸🙏🏼😢
@realDonaldTrump

President Trump — You got yourself a True Patriot here who would love to meet you‼️

https://x.com/TONYxTWO/status/1828515171171738097

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:11 PM (TGPs7)

101 why do I need to know this

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 08:11 PM (/7KEl)

102 Miramanee was stoned by her tribe, thus she and Kirk's child were killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:11 PM (vyHIp)

103 Nice videos tonight. Thanks.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

104 Relative to their size, hedgehogs are the fastest animal on the planet. Scaled up to the size of elephants, they would run at well over 100 mph.

Posted by: Hedgehog Facts at August 27, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

105 *hands AZ deplorable a glass of Cab*

Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks, I've been nursing the 1st glass quietly.
Goes to get second glass of Cab.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 27, 2024 08:12 PM (00xxy)

106 Most cats identify as Tigers, Leopards or Lions.
Posted by: Oldcat

My kitteh identifies as a mostly sweet, dependent Prettygirl. :-> She could run away, but why would she?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 08:13 PM (/oBnx)

107 "Are we also forgetting Shatner abandoned his young injun bride?
Posted by: Soothsayer"

She was dead, Jim.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

108
Kammie will have the mic, and after every question she will turn to Timmy and get the advice of counsel on how to respond

Lotta buffers in Kamala's world.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

109
rabeneltern = cruel parents

Posted by: Soothsayer says German is fun! at August 27, 2024 08:14 PM (US/il)

110 >Lotta buffers in Kamala's world.

Posted by: Archimedes

excellent, and true

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

111 I never could understand why Bones could not save her. Usually he just waves his magic thingy over someone and they are all fixed up.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

112 Werner should also note that someone called Nylarahotep was on the speed dial of the Harris/Walz campaign manager. When I inquired about this and the numerous security team members that were termed "Nightgaunts," I was informed that the most merciful thing in the world, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. Okay, says Werner, this is a bold strategy, Cotton. Pray put me some knowledge or mein aluminum bat may correlate all your contents, if you smell what Werner is cooking.

His was a cowardice greater even than that of the deceased commie-loving nancy boy Bertold Brecht, who refused to arise and do battle with Werner, even when exhumed and his coffin opened. Yog Sothoth shall visit the wrath of the Old Ones upon you, the Campaign Manager said. This is not Werner's first rodeo was my measured response. Tell the eldritch fiends that Werner invites them to come at me, bro. I was ejected from the convention at the point for 'violating the safe space of the disciples of Leng." Werner, of course is all broken up due to this - ha, psyche! Is this still something people say? American politics are confusing.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 08:16 PM (tmPIh)

113 I never could understand why Bones could not save her. Usually he just waves his magic thingy over someone and they are all fixed up.

Phrasing?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 08:16 PM (xCA6C)

114 Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored
McKinney ISD, Texas - A motion was made by board member Chad Green to not allow males to enter girls' locker rooms or to compete in girls' sports.

The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed. No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.

Homeschool your child.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:17 PM (TGPs7)

115 She's not comfortable with cameras in her face.
------
Maybe a bit more "liquid courage" might help with that.

That's my hope for the debate -- that she's so sh*tfaced that even MSDNC can't cover for her.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 08:17 PM (/y8xj)

116 >The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed. No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.
---

No other board member was willing to risk angering the tranny mob

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 08:19 PM (/7KEl)

117 60

'embrace the horror- she could win'

The only upside to her winning is it will be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 27, 2024 08:19 PM (3wi/L)

118 Bones leapt through the Guardian without his equipment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:20 PM (vyHIp)

119 ‘You are the Gray kitten who would not surrender to the bluecoats.’

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2024 08:20 PM (Nq2KV)

120 Shelled pistachios on sale at walgreens. :->

Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 08:21 PM (/oBnx)

121 The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed. No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.

Cowardice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2024 08:22 PM (4Med0)

122 #117 The last 3 and a half years should have destroyed that camel's back.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2024 08:22 PM (U4ek1)

123 We would like invest in a Chthonian romcom featuring penguins and Germans doing things not normally seen on the big screen. Does anyone know where we can find someone with enough experience and spunk to take on this project?

Posted by: Big Penguin Studios at August 27, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

124 What do Star Dreck and political commentary have in common? AoS.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 08:23 PM (qLP0s)

125 53 >>You mean learn her positions...

Well that too.

This is the craziest campaign I've ever seen. The only thing she has said so far is "Everything I said before is bullshit.".

Oh, ok.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 07:53 PM (LkLld)

Kamala.

Brought to you by, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS.

The last four years have been great!

Also, the last four years have been horrible because of Trump's presidency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2024 08:23 PM (rJ7Hd)

126 ‘You are the Gray kitten who would not surrender to the bluecoats.’

There is iron in your words of life.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2024 08:23 PM (xCA6C)

127 117 60

'embrace the horror- she could win'

The only upside to her winning is it will be the straw that broke the camel's back.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 27, 2024 08:19 PM (3wi/L

I think you underestimate the power of bread and circuses. Also the desire to protect your family.

I don't think anything will ever change until the Trumpet sounds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2024 08:25 PM (Ud7de)

128 "Bones leapt through the Guardian without his equipment.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

No, the Indian chick. She just got hit with a few rocks and was still moving.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

129 I was talking about Edith Keeler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:27 PM (vyHIp)

130 Trumpet sounds?

Well Trump does tend to blow his own horn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vyHIp)

131 sentenced to death for the murders

Didja see the creepy jail tattoos on that psycho's mug?
Game over, man.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 08:30 PM (crzDU)

132 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 08:30 PM (B1kFP)

133 The Cafe is the best part of my night, Thank you.

Posted by: TC at August 27, 2024 08:30 PM (cHOHf)

134 ooh, I just learnt a new German phrase:

rabeneltern

Some of you smart alecs are clever; so you wanna take a guess what it means?

-------------
Werner has a perhaps unfair advantage here, but as was suggested above, the term can be applied to those who are cruel parents, but the literal translation is "unnatural parents." Which, arguably is rather worse. Unnatural parenting in Deutschland is measured upon a scale of Biden units. There are some depravities too disturbing even for Krauts, and that should say something. Werner turns now to his animal de compagnie, the member of the catly race who answers to the name Commander Star Sprinkles, and seeks to forget this horrific and soul-crushing despair. Ja, she pursues her jingly kitty toy with a charming aplomb, There is purring and a demand that she be fed. This is eternal with cats, who interrogate each event and presence with the question will this feed and/or amuse me. Life is good - Werner has shocked himself with this opinion. Will my Kraut card be snatched away for a momentary break from the gloom of the looming Abyss that is Tuesday? Ach, Commander Star Sprinkles and I shall watch The Deadliest Catch.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 08:32 PM (tmPIh)

135
McKinney ISD, Texas - A motion was made by board member Chad Green to not allow males to enter girls' locker rooms or to compete in girls' sports.

The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed. No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.

Homeschool your child.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

+++++++++++++

Punchline: This happened in solid red Collin County.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 27, 2024 08:32 PM (I87yH)

136 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
There will be no election certification. Republicans know where to look for the irregularities now. And Democrats will find some lawfare way to screw Trump if somehow he won.

Expect to be leaderless soon. Literally.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:34 PM (TGPs7)

137 The Cafe is the best part of my night, Thank you.
Posted by: TC at August 27, 2024 08:30 PM (cHOHf)

+1

Posted by: Magnum, Rick, and Higgins at August 27, 2024 08:34 PM (4Med0)

138 Moar tampons!!!

Posted by: Tampax Timmy at August 27, 2024 08:34 PM (mH6SG)

139 Expect to be leaderless soon. Literally.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

What about now?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2024 08:36 PM (4Med0)

140 Come to California, man!

RadioGenoa
@RadioGenoa
Abdullah from Tanzania does not work and lives on British taxes but he is very angry because he is no longer satisfied with a free hotel, he wants his own home and more benefits. Abdullah also wants better food because free food is not good.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:37 PM (TGPs7)

141 I realized something today. The house I grew up in had a pantry in it, one of those special built ones in the back addition that has sawdust filled walls. We always called it the "fruit room" and I recently realized no one ever knew what I was talking about when I mentioned it that way.
Calling the pantry a "fruit room" is apparently an English term, and I am now not sure if it came from my Dad's Grandparents who were Scots, or my step-mom's Father in law who was English.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

142
Republicans know where to look for the irregularities now.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

+++++++++++++++++

So? We could get it on video and it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 27, 2024 08:37 PM (I87yH)

143 How do you like me now, Wingnutz? Eh, don't answer that.

Posted by: Wallz Without Ballz at August 27, 2024 08:38 PM (mH6SG)

144 Well Trump does tend to blow his own horn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vyHIp)

Probably trumps. Which means we are playing Pinochle, and I call . . . . Um, Hearts.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:39 PM (D7oie)

145 127

'I don't think anything will ever change until the Trumpet sounds.'

That can be your attitude. It isn't mine.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 27, 2024 08:40 PM (3wi/L)

146 Most cats identify as Tigers, Leopards or Lions.
Posted by: Oldcat

My kitteh identifies as a mostly sweet, dependent Prettygirl. :-> She could run away, but why would she?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 27, 2024 08:13 PM (/oBnx)

wiggle your toes under a sheet and you will see the Tiger Strike.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 08:40 PM (n7h9X)

147 @ScottAdamsSays
There will be no election certification. Republicans know where to look for the irregularities now. And Democrats will find some lawfare way to screw Trump if somehow he won.

--

Has ANYONE at that level began pointing out that the J6 op was timed specifically to put the House into emergency session? A special state that prevents any discussion or motions. That was the entire point of the Epps op.

The feds aren't scheduling that event (with a pipe bomb backup) for certification this time, so we're headed into something terrible.

It's not too late to prepare, but one day soon it will be.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 08:40 PM (dnuTg)

148 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Polaris Dawn - LC-39A
KSC - Space Affairs Live
Launch is scheduled for 3:38 a.m. EDT, 0738 UTC, 09:38 CEST, August 28

https://www.youtube.com/live/6et8-MVR3Qg

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il gabinetto era sporco #02 at August 27, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

149 See at Legalinsurrection.com Kamaunist has to have her first interview with Tampon Tim.
She is pathetic

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 08:41 PM (B1kFP)

150 Didja see the creepy jail tattoos on that psycho's mug?

-

Looked like a chick?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 08:42 PM (dnuTg)

151 We're not supposed to make this public, but negotiations are nearly complete. The British government has assented to evict the large population of puffins from Alderney in the Channel Islands to allow for the northward migration of our clients in the name of diversity and inclusion. One day at a time, one outpost at a time, one beach at a time, one island at a time.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 27, 2024 08:42 PM (CV8a5)

152 It's like the ending of a Dean Koontz novel when a pack of golden retrievers gathers to defend the good guys....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

I haven't read him since he was "Dean R. Koontz", early to mid 90s probably, but that made me laugh.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 27, 2024 08:43 PM (lg881)

153 I told you. But nooooooo...

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 27, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

154 The new cat has now brought in garter snake number 22, today. It is nice he has a hobby, and he is happy if I take them, unlike the other cats who refuse to give up their mice when they bring them inside and run under the bed to play with them until the mice escape and ruin stuff in the pantry.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)

155 McKinney ISD, Texas - A motion was made by board member Chad Green to not allow males to enter girls' locker rooms or to compete in girls' sports.

The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed. No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.

Homeschool your child.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:17 PM (TGPs7)

Avoid the school and go to the cops with charges when the malezes go into the women's restroom.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 08:44 PM (n7h9X)

156 The Liberals and Grifters (but I repeat myself) in the
People's Republic is a sight to behold...

Aidan Kearney
@DoctorTurtleboy
Paul and Peggy O'Keefe are using a twice orphaned girl as part of their lawsuit against Karen Read and 2 bars in Canton, and they've gotten her to change her story about what Karen said the morning the McAlberts killed John O'Keefe. Everything in their hilariously stupid lawsuit is proven wrong by testimony given in court by Commonwealth witnesses, and they've opened up the doors for the McAlberts to perjure themselves in depositions. Auntie Bev won't be able to protect them in Plymouth Superior Court. Paul says Karen Read's legal defense strategy has caused him emotional distress. So much distress that he magically came up with $230K last October to add an addition to his house, after getting a loan from a bank where his mother in law is on the board of directors. But you can't question Paul O'Grift's motives or honesty because then you're attacking the victim's family...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:44 PM (TGPs7)

157 Chasten and I love our fruit room!

Posted by: Secretary of Trans at August 27, 2024 08:44 PM (CV8a5)

158
...who answers to the name Commander Star Sprinkles, and seeks to forget this horrific and soul-crushing despair.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions

Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer says German is fun! at August 27, 2024 08:45 PM (US/il)

159 I never could understand why Bones could not save her. Usually he just waves his magic thingy over someone and they are all fixed up.
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

The script killed her.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 08:47 PM (W/lyH)

160 Maybe the fibs don't have a party planned this J6 because they are not worried about Trump winning anything.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 08:48 PM (JY+81)

161 I don't think this will be a all nighter, hopefully out about ONT time

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 08:48 PM (B1kFP)

162 We would like invest in a Chthonian romcom featuring penguins and Germans doing things not normally seen on the big screen. Does anyone know where we can find someone with enough experience and spunk to take on this project?
Posted by: Big Penguin Studios

Werner is flattered. Hallmark has, of occasion, reached out to me in hopes of bringing a greater diversity to their Christmas movie portfolio, but they got cold feet when Werner pitched the idea of the fraught romance of Legless Donkey Boy Klaus and the Valkyrie who slightly resembles Tilda Swinton. Ach, honestly, it would be Tilda Swinton, and Kinski would play the part of Klaus, a role he was willing to undertake when it became clear that my devotion to cinematic verisimilitude would not require any amputations. The truth is that the insurance people would not allow it, but he need not know that.

Penguins, ja? Werner sadly notes that it has already been done - an obscure group of individuals called Monty Python's Flying Circus has already tackled this in a cinematic short called "Scott of the Antarctic." The starute of the penguins was threateningly large, and there was Sam Peckinpah levels of gore.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 08:49 PM (tmPIh)

163 Fwoot room!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 27, 2024 08:50 PM (4Med0)

164 Maybe the fibs don't have a party planned this J6 because they are not worried about Trump winning anything.
Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 08:48 PM (JY+81)

DO the fibs normally send out pre-invites to their parties?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

165 I use to think our cats frightened mice to death, would find then dead but no blood or any signs of trauma.

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 08:51 PM (B1kFP)

166 Maybe the fibs don't have a party planned this J6 because they are not worried about Trump winning anything.
Posted by: Jamaica

-

In 2020 they planned it so they could cleanly certify Biden after Trump's landslide win. Motions by (R)s would've disrupted their plans.

In 2024 Trump will be a landslide again, but even moreso this time. Motions by (D)s will disrupt the certification and stretch out election season even more. The longer they're allowed to count votes the more likely they'll win (or shoot Trump in the head again, I guess).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 08:53 PM (dnuTg)

167 Heh. Looks like my "I need a louder stereo" plan last night worked.
A U-haul and two truck and trailer loads left today.
They're MOVING OUT!!
I couldn't be happier yet I can only hope it's all of them and the place burns to the fucking foundation. Which I think hides a bomb shelter..
Crazy dude built the place when that was a thing.

Posted by: Reforger at August 27, 2024 08:54 PM (xcIvR)

168 Kumala's interview, a farce wrapped in a vaudeville show.

You mean minstrel show.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 08:54 PM (crzDU)

169 " an obscure group of individuals called Monty Python's Flying Circus has already tackled this in a cinematic short called "Scott of the Antarctic." The starute of the penguins was threateningly large, and there was Sam Peckinpah levels of gore.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions"

A remake is in order. It can be enhanced with gay penguin chicks.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 27, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

170 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
There will be no election certification. Republicans know where to look for the irregularities now. And Democrats will find some lawfare way to screw Trump if somehow he won.

Expect to be leaderless soon. Literally.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:34 PM (TGPs7)
***

If Trump wins, cities will burn. It's a given.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 08:55 PM (W/lyH)

171 Only in Dreams

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 08:55 PM (OtlXW)

172 165 I use to think our cats frightened mice to death, would find then dead but no blood or any signs of trauma.
Posted by: Skip

I don't think mice are known for suicide, but lemmings are rodents and they just might.

Posted by: Over and Out at August 27, 2024 08:55 PM (CV8a5)

173 I never trusted those Dolphins, whether they were from Miami or the South Pacific...

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: A s*xually frustrated dolphin is accused of s*xually assaulting and injuring 45 people in Wasaka Bay, Japan.

The bottlenose dolphin is accused of going on a multi-year rampage, s*xually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo.

The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close.

"Dolphins, when they are mating, can be very wild," said marine researcher Putu Mustika.

Researchers don't have definitive proof that all the attacks are from the same dolphin but agree that it's likely the same dolphin.

"It is reasonable to assume that it is the same individual, as the wounds on the tail fin are similar to those of the dolphins seen off the coast last year," said a professor in Japan Tadamichi Morisaka.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (TGPs7)

174 I've seen suicidal squirrels before.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

175 If Trump wins, cities will burn. It's a given.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 08:55 PM (W/lyH)

If it's blue shitholes burning, I fail to see a problem. Go long on marshmallows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (8opQS)

176 ***

If Trump wins, cities will burn. It's a given.
Posted by: Diogenes
------------------------

If Trump loses it may be more than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (OtlXW)

177 Sometimes I wonder if Werner is really a sock.

Posted by: Reforger at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (xcIvR)

178 McKinney ISD, Texas - A motion was made by board member Chad Green to not allow males to enter females locker rooms or to compete in female sports.
---------

How was it ever allowed in the first place? Hint: It ain't. Why is it on the board, that it's on them to do this? The failure theater then provides a legitimacy. "Well, I guess we tried! That'll show 'em!". And then nobody ever talks about it again. Till the next outrage.

Shut the whole goddamn thing down, our work is done here, if they can't protect students.

What the actual fuck, is wrong with people?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 08:58 PM (3q/1C)

179 165 I use to think our cats frightened mice to death, would find then dead but no blood or any signs of trauma.
Posted by: Skip

My understanding is that the mice die of internal injuries from being batted around by the cat.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 27, 2024 08:58 PM (s9EYN)

180 "It is reasonable to assume that it is the same individual, as the wounds on the tail fin are similar to those of the dolphins seen off the coast last year," said a professor in Japan Tadamichi Morisaka.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (TGPs7)

Smart dolphin. He knows if he tried that in Texas or Florida, he'd wind up stuffed and mounted in some guy's gun room.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:59 PM (8opQS)

181 If it's blue shitholes burning, I fail to see a problem. Go long on marshmallows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (8opQS)

Those will be the places. They know if they try it anywhere else, they will die.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

182 174 I've seen suicidal squirrels before.
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

Who did they open for and where?

Posted by: Reforger at August 27, 2024 09:00 PM (xcIvR)

183 I know for a fact a rabbit will die from shock. No big deal when they're just being raised for food, but it sucks when it's a pet and poof, it's gone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:00 PM (dnuTg)

184 I wants to Thank Vice Presdent Hariss for being a Loving Black Vice Presdent. We Love you and hopes you win this Noovember so Trump cannots hurt Childrin of Coller anymoor.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 27, 2024 09:01 PM (aj3Iu)

185 Yes, the people they want there are known to those who will send them.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 09:02 PM (28cZF)

186 I love it that the fucking imbeciles will burn their own houses down.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:02 PM (qLP0s)

187 "The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close."

FLIPPER! NO!!

Posted by: Ranger Ricks at August 27, 2024 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

188 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 27, 2024 09:01 PM (aj3Iu)

Hey Mary, you what really hurts "children of color"? Being aborted. Fucks them right up, it does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:02 PM (8opQS)

189 Rapey dolphins, rapey otters, where will it end? Our community policies itself. We don't allow this type of hooliganism and raunchy display.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at August 27, 2024 09:04 PM (CV8a5)

190 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 27, 2024 09:05 PM (UWgy2)

191 If Trump wins, Brooklyn will burn and Manhattan will be looted. I won't mind cause I am amongst the corn and chickens now.
Trump losing will suck bigly.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 09:05 PM (28cZF)

192 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

193 "Who did they open for and where?
Posted by: Reforger"

Ha! It would be a good band name. I mean the ones that like to play chicken with cars. I even wrote a song about them.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 09:05 PM (vFG9F)

194 186 I love it that the fucking imbeciles will burn their own houses down.
Posted by: Ben Had
------------------------

They know that Sam will give them another one. This time better than the last. _The way its always been.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:06 PM (OtlXW)

195 I saw Battered Disected Mice open for Fauci's Scalpel at Columbia College in 91.

Posted by: Reforger at August 27, 2024 09:06 PM (xcIvR)

196 If Trump loses it may be more than that.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 08:57 PM (OtlXW)

Probably but it will take a year. That long for the dems to consolidate and start the pogroms against conservatives.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:07 PM (W/lyH)

197 The problem is that the majority of women - and I assume effeminate men - are very susceptible to thinking the violence is somehow a threat to them and they're at risk if they don't help stop it, and they can be easily manipulated into believing they need to cater to whatever demands the violent mob is demanding.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:07 PM (dnuTg)

198 They know that Sam will give them another one. This time better than the last. _The way its always been.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:06 PM (OtlXW)

High-rise Soviet-style concrete tenements. Screwit-Wegone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:07 PM (8opQS)

199 Trump losing will suck bigly.
Posted by: Jamaica
-----------------------------

Glad you made it out to Freedom land.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:08 PM (OtlXW)

200 It will be interesting to see what burns. The blacks used to burn whatever was handy. They didn't own anything or work anywhere. Now, the shops are owned by Spanish and Pakis. My guess is Target, Best Buy and ShopRite suffer some inventory reduction.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 09:08 PM (28cZF)

201 200

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2024 09:08 PM (Nq2KV)

202 To put a crude point on it, some people need to be pig raped. WHY ? Because a pig 's dick is shaped like a corkscrew. Fact.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:08 PM (qLP0s)

203 To put a crude point on it, some people need to be pig raped. WHY ? Because a pig 's dick is shaped like a corkscrew. Fact.

--

LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:09 PM (dnuTg)

204 It's a golden field of golden doggos!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

205 "The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close."

Oh!
The love that dare not speak it's name.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:10 PM (W/lyH)

206 "The bottlenose dolphin is accused of going on a multi-year rampage, s*xually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo.

The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close.

"Dolphins, when they are mating, can be very wild," said marine researcher Putu Mustika."

The sexually frustrated bottlenose dolphin is a plot point in Carl Hiaasen's "Native Tongue"

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2024 09:10 PM (DwrDn)

207 Kumala's interview, a farce wrapped in a vaudeville show.

You mean minstrel show.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 08:54 PM (

With a topping of Burlesque without the sex appeal

Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 09:11 PM (lCppi)

208 Oh!
The love that dare not speak it's name.
Posted by: Diogenes
-=----------------

Beep! Beep!

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:11 PM (OtlXW)

209 A remake is in order. It can be enhanced with gay penguin chicks.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

Werner will consider this - the casting choice for this one would be the noted former front man of Black Flag, Herr Henry Rollins. He is not German, but he looks as if he could be, and that is significant. Fall-back choice, anyone from Rammstein. Literally any of them. Kraftwerk must supply the score. The umlauted Icelandic chanteuse Björk could feature in this one. As a Scandi by extension and an avid proponent of scarring human souls with her eldritch "singing" at them, it is not a bridge too far to assume that she would eagerly don the garb of a penguin. Björk needs not direction; she requires only to be aimed and set loose. Music Video tie-in? She would do it and it would be incomprehensible and disturb elderly people. Working title, Penguin Cabaret In The Frozen Hell. It will be borderline blasphemous for any rating to be assigned to it. Wolves shall be introduced for the project, ignoring basic common sense and morality, and when there is no dialogue, people may enjoy their plaintive and menacing howling. Liam Neeson may play one of them, or Whoopi Goldberg. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 09:13 PM (tmPIh)

210 I'm not cleaning up after that retriever convention. Almost as bad as cleaning Andrew Gillum's motel room.

Posted by: Consuela the Maid at August 27, 2024 09:13 PM (CV8a5)

211 Jeez!
Is it just me or does anyone else not give a Tinker's Damn about Lopez and Affleck?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

212 Maybe that dolphin saw a jap dolphin herding operation and thought to himself "Literally. Fuck them. Ima fuk every one I can get to".

Posted by: Reforger at August 27, 2024 09:15 PM (xcIvR)

213 Some freak probably abused the dolphin

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 09:16 PM (3q/1C)

214 Don't call us, we'll call you.

Posted by: Big Penguin Studios at August 27, 2024 09:18 PM (vFG9F)

215 Dolphinpox

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:18 PM (dnuTg)

216 Is it just me or does anyone else not give a Tinker's Damn about Lopez and Affleck?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

I could give her the best 3 minutes of consolation in her life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:19 PM (8opQS)

217 Is it just me or does anyone else not give a Tinker's Damn about Lopez and Affleck?
____

Who?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 27, 2024 09:19 PM (fs1hN)

218 The Mediocre Walz of China has to attend the interview with Kakala in case there is a spider that needs squished or her wine box runs out.

Good luck with that spider, numbnuts.

Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 09:19 PM (jmV8a)

219 Jamaica, to where did you escape?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2024 09:19 PM (RIvkX)

220 213 Some freak probably abused the dolphin
___

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Biden at August 27, 2024 09:20 PM (fs1hN)

221 Mediocre Walz of China

Heh! I like that one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:21 PM (8opQS)

222 Completely off-topic:

I've had the #10 FSU vs GA Tech game playing in the background all night and it just finished up. I never thought FSU would manage to make me feel sort of sorry for them.

Those poor bastards flew to Ireland for that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:22 PM (dnuTg)

223 Harris awalz are headed for the landfill of never to be heard from politicians.

Premature electionations.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:23 PM (qLP0s)

224 Those poor bastards flew to Ireland for that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:22 PM (dnuTg)

Don't forget all the hawt wimmenz in burquas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:25 PM (8opQS)

225 I've had the #10 FSU vs GA Tech game playing in the background all night and it just finished up. I never thought FSU would manage to make me feel sort of sorry for them.

Those poor bastards flew to Ireland for that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for?

I chuckled.

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 27, 2024 09:25 PM (4Med0)

226 166 Maybe the fibs don't have a party planned this J6 because they are not worried about Trump winning anything.
Posted by: Jamaica
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In 2020 they planned it so they could cleanly certify Biden after Trump's landslide win. Motions by (R)s would've disrupted their plans.
In 2024 Trump will be a landslide again, but even moreso this time. Motions by (D)s will disrupt the certification and stretch out election season even more. The longer they're allowed to count votes the more likely they'll win (or shoot Trump in the head again, I guess).
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More like Trump's legal team will swing into action in key states if there is monkey business. The Donks got away with it in 2020, not so much this time. Once bitten, twice shy, and all that. Trump has also learned not to hope for assistance from the Establishment GOP. He will take his own action in his own time. He intends to win this time, and secure the fruits of victory. And if the stupid Leftist hordes burn down their own strongholds before Christmas that's fine.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

227 Trump's legal team will swing into action in key states if there is monkey business.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 09:27 PM (crzDU)

228
Re Polaris Dawn and the helium leak. That'll teach Space Daddy to not let any Boeing personnel near his shit.

He made some quip about starting a ride-sharing service in space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2024 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

229 Don't forget all the hawt wimmenz in burquas.

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We went to a big urban area to visit friends this weekend. I saw / heard two suburban white chicks in full-on burquas at a book store looking at the manga section and discussing the books with each other.

It was one of the most absurd things I've ever seen. I'm sure they thought they were fighting the power or something, but it was probably more jarring than seeing a mentally-ill guy in a dress and wig.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:28 PM (dnuTg)

230 211 Jeez!
Is it just me or does anyone else not give a Tinker's Damn about Lopez and Affleck?
Posted by: Diogenes
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Who cares about some insurance commercial?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2024 09:29 PM (OtlXW)

231
If Polaris Dawn goes as intended, this will take a woman to the highest altitude ever. Boldly going where no woman has gone before. The dudes have, but this will be the highest woman yet, well two.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2024 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

232 Tesla on auto pilot with dog behind the wheel is something else! Would definitely get me to do a double take!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

233 Moron Robbie, Sinwar says it works for him !

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:30 PM (qLP0s)

234 Tinker's Damn about Lopez and Affleck?

Puff daddy's old jizz jar and the guy who said he can't stand to see a republican in a movie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 09:32 PM (crzDU)

235 I am in Accomack county Virginia now.
My dad calls the area Land of Standing Water because it is about 15' ABSL.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 09:33 PM (oERdd)

236 Tesla on auto pilot with dog behind the wheel is something else! Would definitely get me to do a double take!
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 27, 2024 09:30 PM (W+kMI)
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You can take a "morality quiz" online about self-driving cars where one of the scenarios is a car full of dogs/cats and you have to choose which group of pedestrians gets mowed down by the car when it goes haywire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 09:33 PM (BpYfr)

237 You can take a "morality quiz" online about self-driving cars where one of the scenarios is a car full of dogs/cats and you have to choose which group of pedestrians gets mowed down by the car when it goes haywire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 09:33 PM (BpYfr)

Is one of the groups "Queers For Palestine"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:34 PM (8opQS)

238 Tesla on auto pilot with dog behind the wheel is something else! Would definitely get me to do a double take!

1992, driving for BMW up hiway 395, we saw a car with no driver! Figured it must be out of China Lake or something.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 09:35 PM (ctJ5/)

239 Imagine the havoc if Clemson somehow beats Georgia (full disclosure: I don't think that's at all likely) and then loses to FSU. That would be just about right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:36 PM (dnuTg)

240 the highest woman yet

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 09:37 PM (ctJ5/)

241 Moron Robbie, Sinwar says it works for him !
Posted by: Ben Had

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Israel will be blamed for hateful anti-tranny activities when he's finally disposed of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:38 PM (dnuTg)

242 Is one of the groups "Queers For Palestine"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 09:34 PM (8opQS)
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sadly, no. Though you can choose between little old ladies and children.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 09:40 PM (BpYfr)

243 CFF is going to have the 12 best television draws in the playoffs every year. Regular season was great because it was damn near a single elimination tournament.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 27, 2024 09:40 PM (28cZF)

244 That's my idea of heaven, hundreds of smiling Goldens.
Posted by: JackStraw

I think you got the better deal.

Posted by: Ahmed and his 72 raisins at August 27, 2024 09:42 PM (DgGvY)

245 I saw the the Burqua Babes open for the Hijab Honeys at the Terhan Bowl in ' 65

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:43 PM (qLP0s)

246 Who is this Vinnie Barbarino character? Is Ace having flashbacks to his sordid youth as a hoodlum?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 27, 2024 09:43 PM (fY84s)

247 @SarahisCensored
McKinney ISD, Texas - A motion was made by board member Chad Green to not allow males to enter girls' locker rooms or to compete in girls' sports.

The motion did not receive a second, and thus, it failed.No other board member would stand up for girls' rights.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 27, 2024 08:17 PM (TGPs7)

McKinney leans heavily WineMom.

Posted by: Sal at August 27, 2024 09:44 PM (0w7qT)

248 Sal, will you come join us in October?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:46 PM (qLP0s)

249 Sometimes I wonder if Werner is really a sock.
Posted by: Reforger

Nein, I am a Lutheran. Is this a common thing in this country? Is there a Sockly-American population? I did have an uncle who was convinced that he was the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, and lived in constant fear that a Serbian political agent would assassinate him. Uncle Franz, we children would say, we are Gavrilo Princip! Fear the directed fire of our cheap knock-off Eurotrash revolvers! World War looms! This was most diverting. Among our family, there was shame at Uncle
Franz, or Slim Frankie, as we called him.

The source of the shame was obvious -Franz thought himself an Austrian, and that is completely unacceptable. The Austrians are an insult thrown into the face of the Almighty Himself. They possess an intelligence above that of a beast but lower than that of a human, and they are gleeful in their perversity. The Deutsch feeling about the Austrians? Let us say this - the Alpenhorn tooting yodeling abomination of the Swiss is well known, but we compliment them in saying that at least they are not Austrian. Even the Belgians they make tolerable, and that says much. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 09:46 PM (tmPIh)

250 Speaking of Democrats making us intentionally insecure and defenseless:
U.S. homicides during Trump's first three years: 50,093.
U.S. homicides in Biden's first three years: 62,579.
Posted by: SMOD

Considering population growth with Newcomers then Biden actually
had a reduced homocide rate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 27, 2024 09:46 PM (/lPRQ)

251 lol
Walz is harris' "support animal"
Posted by: Soothsayer

He's very "obedient" when he's wearing the puppy suit.

Posted by: K. Harris at August 27, 2024 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

252 Ok, I am seriously out of the loop.

The ATLANTIC Coast Conference has Cal and Stanford in it now?

I mean SMU and Louisville are a serious stretch, but two bay area teams?

WTF?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 09:50 PM (5p7BC)

253 I really want to know who is doing the Werner sock. It's gotta be someone like Mannix.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 09:53 PM (5p7BC)

254 I saw the the Burqua Babes open for the Hijab Honeys at the Terhan Bowl in ' 65
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:43 PM (qLP0s)

Remember! Tuesday Night is wet burqua nite at Mustafa Mikes! Free drinks for the winners. Well drinks $3 during happy hour.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2024 09:53 PM (W/lyH)

255 Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 27, 2024 09:53 PM

I thought it might be Len Neal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 09:55 PM (EdYy2)

256 I thought it might be Len Neal.

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There is a word in there that is a hint.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is WWW short for? at August 27, 2024 09:55 PM (dnuTg)

257 248 Sal, will you come join us in October?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 09:46 PM (qLP0s)

I would love to, but don't think I can this year. Not driving on highways til I get the eyes done.
But I'll thinking about you, enviously and hoping it's great!

Posted by: Sal at August 27, 2024 09:56 PM (0w7qT)

258 NOOD ALH with the win!

Posted by: dkm at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (IB7Eo)

259 Appearing live in Salt Lake Shitty tonight.

I hate this town.

This place wants to be Los Angeles so bad it's creepy.

This town has all the class and aesthetic of rats fucking in a bucket of muddy water.
Wearing North Face vests.

Posted by: Sifty at August 27, 2024 09:58 PM (nOND2)

260 Someone posting at Legal Insurrection had a good suggestion for the Harris/Walz interview :

"How about turning Walz’s mic off so he can;’t cover for the imbecile?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 10:00 PM (dTTBf)

261 Werner assures you that he is not Len Neal. Also, Werner has much respect for Mannix, but his efforts are far superior to my own, and I would not wish that he be impugned with my weak japery. Also, the Len Neal guy - was he not representing himself as a combination grocery clerk/Jason Bourne? I am Deutsch, and that is a weird combo even for me.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 27, 2024 10:01 PM (tmPIh)

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