The Kamunist's Stupid Speech

Get ready for a shock -- she will continue to avoid saying what her policies are, because her policies are bright bloody red and she knows the media will portray her as a Sensible Common-Sense Moderate. She doesn't have to lie or make promises to govern from the center, or even from the center-left.

She'll just keep relying on the media to lie for her. Then, if she's elected, she'll have made no commitments. She will have a free red hand.

CNN, by the way, is strongly hinting that a high-profile celebrity, either Beyonce or Taylor Swift (or... both?) will show up tonight.

But Don LeMon says it's... George Bush.

Leading Report
@LeadingReport

BREAKING: Former CNN host Don Lemon says sources have told him George Bush could be speaking at the DNC.

His spokesman denied it, but we'll see.

Never trust a Bush.

If you don't want to watch this horror show, you can just keep commenting in the Cafe. It's still open!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:00 PM

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1 1

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:00 PM (V13WU)

2 First!

Posted by: Try this at home at August 22, 2024 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

3 hahahah! me ! I ! FIrst !1

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:01 PM (V13WU)

4 It's not Bush.

It's Mittens!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:01 PM (RUMEY)

5 It's a kindler, gentler communism.

Posted by: George Bush at August 22, 2024 09:01 PM (mH6SG)

6 is it Mittens? Is that speculation or fact?

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:01 PM (KRtlO)

7 "Never trust a Bush."

Pfft. Never trust a Lemon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (aXxgO)

8 Lemon's been sipping too much PenusColada

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)

9 Bush speaking would be gold. Please let it be Bush. Neocons and Harris...match made in heaven...lol!

Posted by: lizabth at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (Jfw7U)

10 Good communism just hasn't been tried yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (RUMEY)

11 ace, Mittens denied it

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)

12 It's a kindler, gentler communism.

Right on, George!

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at August 22, 2024 09:02 PM (mH6SG)

13 it going to be....Beyonce ! yeah. big surprise....

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:03 PM (V13WU)

14 beyonce is no surprise. she never shuts the fuck up about leftwing race-gender Marxism.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:03 PM (KRtlO)

15 Mittens would be perfect. His conversion from suck to scum thus completed.

Posted by: Peach at August 22, 2024 09:04 PM (H0YeO)

16 Maybe Amy Comey Barrett will make a show.

You know ... honestly ... both parties yearn - absolutely yearn - for the 1940s allegiance to DC that those generations showed.

All they need is a war.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 09:04 PM (PCWo9)

17 Wyna phuque would Bush address the Dem convention

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

18 14 beyonce is no surprise. she never shuts the fuck up about leftwing race-gender Marxism.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:03 PM (KRtlO)

Funny how all the rich celebs turn commie once they get rich and celeb.

Almost like Hollyweird demands fealty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:04 PM (RUMEY)

19 Maybe it's David French.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2024 09:05 PM (bS+DD)

20 wait, wait, the latest is...NO BEYONCE ...

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:05 PM (V13WU)

21 Liz Cheney? lol

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:05 PM (lg881)

22 I have a dream...

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at August 22, 2024 09:05 PM (mH6SG)

23 No matter the speaker, just be sure to remember the damage done by this person to America, BEFORE tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

24 Maybe it's Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2024 09:06 PM (bS+DD)

25 19 Maybe it's David French.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2024 09:05 PM (bS+DD)

The Conservative Case for Communism?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:06 PM (RUMEY)

26 Special Guest? Willie Brown, of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

27 Instead of Pierre Delecto at the convention, won't it be wonderful if David French speaks?!

Posted by: V.O. Mitt at August 22, 2024 09:06 PM (4zxRq)

28 oh, and they are refusing to let reporters go the bathroom...

Posted by: runner, delivering the real news at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (V13WU)

29 They're doing the Obama playbook again. A bunch of codewords about hope and change and forward that all mean Euro-style DemSoc muck. At least no one can say they weren't warned.

Posted by: Ben Chaud at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (FsfHx)

30 They got the Dixie Chicks! (Referred to as only the Chicks because, well, you know . . .)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (L/fGl)

31 Jimmuh Carter.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

32 Utah's newspaper the Deseret News asked Romney if he was the big mystery guess and he denied it. Apparently GWB's also denied it.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (GFeTJ)

33 Bread and circuses.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:08 PM (RUMEY)

34 Maybe it's David French.

At this point, I think they'll settle for SpongeBob.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 09:08 PM (mH6SG)

35 is Colin Allred really going to beat Ted Cruz ? Really ???

Posted by: runner, delivering the real news at August 22, 2024 09:08 PM (V13WU)

36 Maybe it's John Mc Cain, making one last appearance to remind us that Obamacare was passed because of him.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2024 09:08 PM (bS+DD)

37 31 Jimmuh Carter.
Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

LOL, wheel that corpse on out onstage. It'll be um, inspiring, or something. The crowd noise will finish him off.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (OX9vb)

38 A tik tok Presidential campaign of "vibes" and AbOrTiOnSaReFuN? All signs point to celebretard.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (qUkBO)

39 This is appalling. Stupid actors as mommy and daddy instructing their little children. How disgusting.

Posted by: lizabth at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (Jfw7U)

40 Given the blood sacrifices they're making down the street from the convention, I'd assume the celebrity is Satan.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (Dnobf)

41 It's probably Tay-Tay.

So all the wine moms can scream at the TV.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (RUMEY)

42 Mittens blushed and said, "Aw, shucks!" when they asked him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (RIvkX)

43 Freaks and media asswipes are already coming out and saying her lack of contact with the media, her lack of policy positions are totally ok.

Good Lord, if this bitch wins I really wonder if the Republic can handle it?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (W/lyH)

44 >>>41 It's probably Tay-Tay.
So all the wine moms can scream at the TV.

yeah.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:10 PM (KRtlO)

45 Kamala - you have to vote for her to find out what kind of STD you'll get!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 22, 2024 09:10 PM (Ydd86)

46 You know ... it kind of confuses me yet tells me all I know ... all at the same time.

Republicans wondering where all the jobs went, while the GOP pushed NAFTA to Clinton's desk ? Check.

And all the Democrat minorities wondering where all the jobs went, while the DNC pushed an open border ? Check.

I guess Democracy really is getting it good and hard.

Now all we need is one side cheering the political sending their armed thugs out to enforce the political will they really don't agree with.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 09:10 PM (PCWo9)

47 Good Lord, if this bitch wins I really wonder if the Republic can handle it?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:09 PM (W/lyH)

If she wins, I assure you we won't vote again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:10 PM (RUMEY)

48 If she wins, I'll have to write a book. Well, a pamphlet maybe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

49 Going with Beyonce

Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2024 09:11 PM (j/yko)

50 Could it be hellary?

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:11 PM (LHPAg)

51 we'll find out in November, won't we

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (V13WU)

52 If she wins, I assure you we won't vote again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:10 PM (RUMEY)

You're very probably right.
On the upside, the media moves up on the List.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (W/lyH)

53 Ah, so beyonce is who people came to see.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (RBbp4)

54 I hear it will be A.I , FDR

Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (YCxFk)

55 For anyone thinking the SCOTUS ruling in AZ was a victory, especially in regards to this election, please read the article to see why it is not.

Illegals can still vote in the upcoming election.

https://tinyurl.com/4fwph7au

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (elaR+)

56 Extraordinary women? What is a woman?

Posted by: lizabth at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (Jfw7U)

57 Good Lord, if this bitch wins I really wonder if the Republic can handle it?

The Republic can always handle it and I'll not believe anything different !!!

There ... some can pretend it's irongrampa and slobber over it.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (PCWo9)

58 Tayonce

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:12 PM (RBbp4)

59 It's probably Tay-Tay.
So all the wine moms can scream at the TV.

The Super Bowl of leftism! Go get 'em, Tay! Hey hon...did you put my jock in the washer?

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG)

60 >Funny how all the rich celebs turn commie once they get rich and celeb.
----

but their business managers are hardcore capitalists
bet on it

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (/7KEl)

61 If Harris wins, a LOT of her voters are going to be VERY unhappy in a year or two. "This is awful! We had no idea! Why didn't anybody tell us?!"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (qUkBO)

62 bathroom drama :

"Farnoush Amiri
@FarnoushAmiri
I’ve never experienced this as a journalist in my life

the DNC has told security at the United Center that journalists cannot be guaranteed reentrance into the arena if they leave to go use the restrooms."

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

63 One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock Walz
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock Walz
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock Walz
We're gonna Walz around the clock tonight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:14 PM (L/fGl)

64 16 You know ... honestly ... both parties yearn - absolutely yearn - for the 1940s allegiance to DC that those generations showed.
All they need is a war.

You are so right, and they will dial up a war. soon. But it won't work out for them. The Regime's forces are poorly led and understaffed. The people who historically rush in to support the latest foreign policy adventure will decline, and the Regime will get its fat gay ass kicked.

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 22, 2024 09:14 PM (GpUII)

65 If the right are fearfully hyping it up, it could be anyone.
But if the Left is hyping it up I gotta think it's gonna be someone they think is big, else why risk a huge joke/letdown? So,
1. Beyonce
2. Swift
3. Some "well respected" Republican.

It would be hilarious if it were Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:14 PM (lg881)

66 59 It's probably Tay-Tay.
So all the wine moms can scream at the TV.

The Super Bowl of leftism! Go get 'em, Tay! Hey hon...did you put my jock in the washer?
Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG)
That was your jock?

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

67 ~~tit~~ nood willow, ~~tit~~ nood willow, ~~tit~~ nood willow...

#270 "...they come in; they give you a briefing; and then 2 days later, they leak it and then they say you leaked it so the only way to solve that problem is not to take it," sounds pretty clear to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (c39uV)

68 the DNC has told security at the United Center that journalists cannot be guaranteed reentrance into the arena if they leave to go use the restrooms."
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

Points to someone like Swift being the surprise.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (lg881)

69 Harris is using Beyonce's Freedom as he campaign song.

It's going to be Beyonce. Cause she did wonders for Hillary at the 2016 Dem convention.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (LkLld)

70 If Harris wins, a LOT of her voters are going to be VERY unhappy in a year or two. "This is awful! We had no idea! Why didn't anybody tell us?!"

Bullshit. If Harris wins, all the same fucks - mostly white men - will be White Knighting and generally trying to clean up the mess.

Because they won't stop being White Knights.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (PCWo9)

71 What did I miss? In honor of the queer nuclear arsenal, I was out back making my bomb shelter queer. I just put in track lighting and a wine bar.

Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (dIske)

72 That was your jock?

Uh...not sure, to be honest.

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)

73 the DNC has told security at the United Center that journalists cannot be guaranteed reentrance into the arena if they leave to go use the restrooms."
Posted by: runner

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I love it. Similar to when Obama locked you in closets and had you corralled with ropes, they're just making sure that you know you're not one of them no matter how much you think you're in the club.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:16 PM (RBbp4)

74 If it is Taylor Swift, expect the mindless Taylor bots to stampede to the dems.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)

75 I love it. Similar to when Obama locked you in closets and had you corralled with ropes, they're just making sure that you know you're not one of them no matter how much you think you're in the club.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:16 PM (RBbp4)

Didn't he also force them elsewhere on a plane once? Or was that Shitlary?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:17 PM (RUMEY)

76 Going with Beyonce
Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2024 09:11 PM (j/yko)

Going with JLo. It's not like she has to be home with the hubby tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:17 PM (W/lyH)

77 it won't be Swift
she just wrapped a European tour a few nights ago, so, no

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (/7KEl)

78 Swift and her people will not diminish her capital like that, will they ??

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU)

79 Wait... I thought the Duchess of ~~Dumbf*ck~~ Sussex was gonna be there...

Posted by: JQ at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (njWTi)

80 If it is Taylor Swift, expect the mindless Taylor bots to stampede to the dems.

Already there, firmly entrenched.

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (mH6SG)

81 The Dems have so many famous vaginas to pick from

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (RUMEY)

82 >>If it is Taylor Swift, expect the mindless Taylor bots to stampede to the dems.

I'd expect them to if Meatloaf came back to life and was the surprise act. This is Girl Power Version 30445873045 Campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (LkLld)

83 Bush who they reviled and said the nastiest things about along with is family. Nevertheless he has sided with them , never passed a word of criticism about Obama or Biden but attacked Trump.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (HJ9BW)

84 CWBChicago
@CWBChicago
Just in: A member of the Texas delegation at the Democratic National Convention was robbed at gunpoint while walking with a friend in the Loop.

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That's a shame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl)

85 74 If it is Taylor Swift, expect the mindless Taylor bots to stampede to the dems.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)
Don't know if I ever heard or saw Taylor Swift. Was she the one who sucked the coolwhip outta the can in a commercial?

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (LHPAg)

86 Didn't he also force them elsewhere on a plane once? Or was that Shitlary?

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I don't remember that, but I do remember that Obama would constantly put his foot up on chairs and lean his crotch into their faces.

And they just sat there and took it. IIRC some even celebrated the insult.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:19 PM (RBbp4)

87 @CWBChicago
Just in: A member of the Texas delegation at the Democratic National Convention was robbed at gunpoint while walking with a friend in the Loop.

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Three black men in MAGA hats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:19 PM (RBbp4)

88 The top of the ticket is a chic. She's prettier than Hillary.

Who of you ... really ... that thought none of your wives or daughters would ever vote for the dumb bitch.

You don't understand the women you live with if you really thought it.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 09:20 PM (PCWo9)

89 The single greatest regret of my youth is actually defending that cowardly globalist clown Bush.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 22, 2024 09:20 PM (AjL/0)

90 Never trust a Bush.

I never have.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 22, 2024 09:20 PM (OsWI5)

91 87 @CWBChicago
Just in: A member of the Texas delegation at the Democratic National Convention was robbed at gunpoint while walking with a friend in the Loop.

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Three black men in MAGA hats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember when women's jobs were meaningful and valuable? at August 22, 2024 09:19 PM (RBbp4)
Son, I say son! This is not Austin.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (LHPAg)

92 All the single ladies?
all the single ladies
now put your cats up

Posted by: Beyonce at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (gKWVE)

93 If Trump wins, cities will burn.
If Harris wins, cities will burn next year.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (W/lyH)

94 Uh, my lady thinks Kamala is Mao in a dress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (RUMEY)

95 Wait... I thought the Duchess of Dumbf*ck Sussex was gonna be there...
Posted by: JQ

I heard she was nonvited.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (L/fGl)

96 Et tu, Georg-ay?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (9ZPbn)

97 The head of Hamas?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (lg881)

98 kamala:

america sucks!

i am america!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (CWTWj)

99 The mystery speaker will be Travis Kelce.

(I would lol til my sides split if this happened.)

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (rihlv)

100 Whatever, but I ain't blowing no Bush.

Posted by: Kommula Harris at August 22, 2024 09:22 PM (WBQfF)

101 forgot my new Black Tik-Tok influencer nic

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:22 PM (RBbp4)

102 the DNC has told security at the United Center that journalists cannot be guaranteed reentrance into the arena if they leave to go use the restrooms."
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

Well, since the default condition for urinalists is "full of shit", I don't see a problem there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:22 PM (m0ILq)

103 i didn't watch the chicksie dicks

were they any good?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:22 PM (CWTWj)

104 97 The head of Hamas?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (lg881)

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We can rule out Hitler, but only because he's dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:23 PM (WBQfF)

105 Maybe Mike Lindell pitching pillows.

Use you promo code!!!

Posted by: Redenzo at August 22, 2024 09:23 PM (V/pbu)

106 Bad way when you have to sit on a toilet at an arena.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:23 PM (9ZPbn)

107 The mystery speaker will be Travis Kelce.

Dammit. Way to harsh the mellow.

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:23 PM (mH6SG)

108 We can rule out Hitler, but only because he's dead.

So he won't be speaking tonight, but will be voting for them in November.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (dZVON)

109 The Dixie Chick's is still a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (9ZPbn)

110 Maybe it'll be Sam Brinton dressed in a frock stolen from Tay-Tay.

Posted by: Wrinkles the Clown at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (tgl2u)

111 94 Uh, my lady thinks Kamala is Mao in a dress.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:21 PM (RUMEY)

She knows nothing.
She needs reeducation!

Posted by: Jiang Qing at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (gKWVE)

112 Big Mike's Dick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (9ZPbn)

113 Bush was part of the conspiracy to elect Obama in 2008. POS

Posted by: Jonah at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (YCxFk)

114 Hey back in the day I saw a bumper sticker on a car--the car was being driven by a cute little slut--and the sticker said,
"I don't trust any Bush but my own". Well her bush probably had a lot of miles on it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (cB7nX)

115 Stalins mustache.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (9ZPbn)

116 Mystery speaker is John McCain....back from the fucking dead.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob.. we'll have the the most joyous camps ever! at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (L9cIR)

117 Which celebretard wants to own the Harris Disaster if she is elected? I don't see any upside for Taylor.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (qUkBO)

118 109 The Dixie Chick's is still a thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:24 PM (9ZPbn)

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To think that Natalie Maines squandered their popularity to attack an empty suit like George Bush.

Kind of funny when you think about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (WBQfF)

119 Mao's Toothbrush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (9ZPbn)

120 Three black men in MAGA hats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Jussie Smollett and a couple of Nigerian bros?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (OsWI5)

121 dems: tax the rich!

Obama: we ain't that rich

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:26 PM (CWTWj)

122 It'll be a tell when the secret service start carrying AK-47s and wearing jackboots.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:26 PM (W/lyH)

123 Which celebretard wants to own the Harris Disaster if she is elected? I don't see any upside for Taylor.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 09:25 PM (qUkBO)

Madonna? She's dumb enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:26 PM (m0ILq)

124 One reason (of several) that Harris won't put forward policies is that the entire campaign seems to be focused on minimizing/narrowing differences to any Trump policy that resonates with the public.

If the average uninformed voter thinks "they're more or less the same", they're going to vote for the candidate they HAVEN'T been conditioned to hate for the last 8 years.

To pull that off, Harris needs to remain uncommitted to any policy so she can co-opt anything coming out of the Trump campaign with a "me too, only a little different" rejoinder.

Posted by: can of spam at August 22, 2024 09:26 PM (7oNMO)

125 Interesting that the word Dixie is out of bounds for the left but Chicks is ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)

126 Pol Pot's Chef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (9ZPbn)

127 It'll be a tell when the secret service start carrying AK-47s and wearing jackboots.
Posted by: Diogenes

The SS will be all female.
No boots. Pumps.
And pink AK-74s.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (elaR+)

128 It's Dylan Mulvaney!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney! at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (qUkBO)

129 Pol Pot's Chef.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (9ZPbn)

Well, obama's chef was unavailable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (m0ILq)

130 Fauci and the Dancing Nurses?

How come noone invites me to anything anymore?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:28 PM (lg881)

131 Zelensky.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:28 PM (RBbp4)

132 125 Interesting that the word Dixie is out of bounds for the left but Chicks is ok.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)

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The Confederacy has simply been erased from history. Like the Indian chick on the butter tub.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:28 PM (WBQfF)

133 Parking lot abortions.

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Didja see this?

Planned Parenthood
Aug 22, 2024

Mister Retrops
Pro-life groups set up their own medical bus in Chicago, offering lifetime supply of diapers to any woman who will walk away from her DNC mobile abortion

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Easy for them to say. They know they'll never have to deliver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:29 PM (L/fGl)

134 130 Fauci and the Dancing Nurses?

How come noone invites me to anything anymore?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:28 PM (lg881)

And now that I think about it, I saw Fauci and the Dancing Nurses open for Doctor and the Medics at UCSF in '89.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:29 PM (lg881)

135 Madonna? She's dumb enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:26 PM (m0ILq)

Nah. Despite her high self-esteem, she's just not that popular anymore.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 22, 2024 09:29 PM (OX9vb)

136 Oprah?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:30 PM (elaR+)

137 Chicks without Dix

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 09:30 PM (c39uV)

138 I love how Democrats seriously believe celebrity endorsements mean anything when the price for a week's worth of groceries is 200% higher than 4 years ago.

"Oh gee, if Kamala is elected I might have to choose between bread and electricity... but they got Taylor Swift and Mitt Romney to say "Never Trump!" so I guess I better vote Blue..."

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 22, 2024 09:31 PM (wGun1)

139 Chairman Xi?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2024 09:31 PM (HksCd)

140 I doubt it is her tonight but that would be perfect if it's Taylor Swift with the terrorists the Left loves threatening all her concerts. Just poetry.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 09:31 PM (lX8VI)

141 Big Mike's Dick.

It is indeed formidable.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 22, 2024 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

142 137 Chicks without Dix
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 09:30 PM (c39uV)

The Dickless Chicks would be a good name for a cover band in tomorrow world where that's a needed differentiator.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:31 PM (lg881)

143 It's probably James Taylor

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

144 136 Oprah?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Last night.

Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 09:32 PM (pZEOD)

145 17 'Wyna phuque would Bush address the Dem convention'

To thank his former voters by sticking it to them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 22, 2024 09:32 PM (3wi/L)

146 143 It's probably James Taylor
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

I set it up, it was the only way I could get in.

Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (lg881)

147 Zelensky.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:28 PM (RBbp4)

Fair, he is a celebrity to worshippers of the state.

Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (Dnobf)

148 It's all so stupid. They are all acting like young upstarts fighting the bad man when they have had control for years. It is amazing how stupid their brainwashed drooling followers are that think, okay NOW things will get fixed once we win!! Ummm, who wants to tell them

Posted by: DJ at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (uosPt)

149 Someone needs to troll the Ho's father: "I wonder how many grandkids you'd have if Kammie took it up the hoo-hah instead?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (m0ILq)

150 if kamala writes a book, r crumb should illustrate it. some of you can imagine who kommie kammie will look like. gov wartz can be represented by mr snoid

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (CWTWj)

151 The "surprise" guest is just a cheap way to get people to tune in.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 09:34 PM (lX8VI)

152 Trump's surprise guest in AZ tomorrow > Karris surprise guest tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

153 Ha. It's beyonce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:34 PM (RUMEY)

154 if kamala writes a book, r crumb should illustrate it. some of you can imagine who kommie kammie will look like. gov wartz can be represented by mr snoid
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:33 PM (CWTWj)

Heh! Is he even still alive?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:35 PM (m0ILq)

155 Wyna phuque would Bush address the Dem convention'

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It would make sense. He's good friends with Obama and Clinton. Not to mention the (D)s are the uniparty / Party of the State, and Bush was one of them.

It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:35 PM (RBbp4)

156 she just wrapped a European tour a few nights ago, so, no
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:18 PM (/7KEl)

I'm not saying it is her, but they do have these things called aircraft now.

Posted by: spindrift at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (RAGSq)

157 Bad way when you have to sit on a toilet at an arena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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In the case of the DNC, it is a consequence of feeding on bile and gravel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (XeU6L)

158 Dick Cheney in a black leather duster.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (rj6Yv)

159 Taylor Swift?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (zgLAj)

160 Beyoncé is gonna tell all the black folks they ain't black if they don't vote for Kamala. You wait.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (RUMEY)

161 "I'm not saying it is her, but they do have these things called aircraft now."

Yeah, but according to JoKe Biden*, it takes two weeks to recover from a trip to Europe.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 09:37 PM (qUkBO)

162 It's all so stupid. They are all acting like young upstarts fighting the bad man when they have had control for years.

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They've been in control for 12 of the last 16 years, and everything is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:37 PM (RBbp4)

163 Beyonce.

*snort*

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:37 PM (WBQfF)

164 Beyoncé is gonna tell all the black folks they ain't black if they don't vote for Kamala. You wait.

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(twerks, gets pregnant, aborts beautiful little baby to make white women happy)

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:38 PM (RBbp4)

165 I'm not saying it is her, but they do have these things called aircraft now.
Posted by: spindrift at August 22, 2024 09:36 PM (RAGSq)

And she owns two.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)

166 They've been in control for 12 of the last 16 years, and everything is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:37 PM (RBbp4)

Trumps 4 years weren't really four years either, were they.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:38 PM (RUMEY)

167 Pink isn't the super secret guest is she?

She wasn't a celebrity even when she was a celebrity for three minutes back in 1994.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (KRtlO)

168 i'll only watch if it's liz cheney naked. i've been constipated lately.

geez, and we used to like her father years ago.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (CWTWj)

169 Beyonce doesn't worry about buying groceries or putting gas in her car.

Be like Beyonce!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (WBQfF)

170 Beyonce is not much of a surprise.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (34Ss2)

171 maybe it'll be that guy nikki minaj.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (CWTWj)

172 Trumps 4 years weren't really four years either, were they.

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Yeah, the first two were the ****ing REPUBLICANS investigating him instead of accomplishing things to help America.

That's the big reason Bush speaking at their convention wouldn't surprise me. We've taken their party over and they hate us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (RBbp4)

173 I hope W shows up to speak at the DNC and support Kamala. When he left office he was about as popular as monkeypox and he’s even less popular now. Bring it on…. I’m making trades for the GOP. I’ll gladly give you W in exchange for RFK Jr

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:40 PM (lIWP8)

174 Daily Mail says Beyonce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (RUMEY)

175 Taylor Swift?

All lines are busy know but we appreciate your inquiry. Please press one after the beep and a Dixie Chick will be with you shortly. Have a Swiftie day!

Posted by: Travis Swift-Kelce at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (mH6SG)

176 beyonce is not a get.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (KRtlO)

177 The only thing the media will talk about tomorrow is Beyoncé and that’s by design.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (u73oe)

178 she sold one

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (/7KEl)

179 Werner is confused - this matter of the Dixie Chicks, are they referenced in the manner of one who is dyslexic to denote the Thai lady boys? Of course, it is the Democratic convention, so one should not be too surprised, but was there no other option? Kathy Griffin has a little room on her calendar, and Margaret Cho might fancy abandoning her side hustle of working the corrupt petting zoo circuit for a chance to keep people from merriment. Frau Garofolo, mayhap? She calls Werner from time to time to pitch her sequel to Bergman's classic, the wacky The Seventh Seal - Even More Unsealing. Her motif of playing beer pong with the Grim Reaper, to be played by a bound and gagged Jack Black, is, to her shame, something she believes profound. There are numerous Baldwin brothers whose doors are not in danger of being broken down. Ach, life is a prank played upon us by the Void.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 22, 2024 09:41 PM (tmPIh)

180 No Pride parade? No dancing drag queens?

I sense some real hatred in that party.

Posted by: PJU at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (G1dq6)

181 beyonce is like Trump getting Kevin Sorbo. Yes, it's nice to see him, but we're not surprised.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (KRtlO)

182 maybe it will be cher and tim wartz singing 'i got you, babe'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (CWTWj)

183 And now our special guest!

*Curtain pulls back*

Yoko!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (u73oe)

184 Beyonce is not much of a surprise.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2024 09:39 PM (34Ss2)

Bey once, Bey twice,
Holy jumping Jesus Christ,
If by chance I'm up the stick,
Planned Parenthood will fix it quick!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (m0ILq)

185 Maybe it is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cat. No, that would be much of a surprise either.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (34Ss2)

186 I'm guessing Beyonce is there for a specific reason. Keeping folks on the reservation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (RUMEY)

187 anyone notice the difference in the picture of Trumps assassin released by Flowers By Irene and the video by a pedestrian?
Yep that was fuckup in 7th grade, the video shows a fully developed comrade.

Posted by: zyzex of Vegas at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (LcRVs)

188 Beyoncé AND McCain!?

Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob.. we'll have the the most joyous camps ever! at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (L9cIR)

189 Bush would not appear at the Dem convention.

He dislikes Trump (and the feeling is mutual).

But Bush isn't going to do anything to hurt Republicans in down-ballot races.

Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?

Posted by: fuck's sake at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (tgl2u)

190 And now our special guest!

*Curtain pulls back*

Yoko!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (u73oe)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

191 By gawd thats Stone Cold’s music!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (vsXBg)

192 OK I've been watching the KC game, 1st half almost over

no camera shots of Travis Kelce
pretty much all the other stars standing around on the sidelines, but he seems to be absent

hmm

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

193 Her motif of playing beer pong with the Grim Reaper, to be played by a bound and gagged Jack Black, is, to her shame, something she believes profound.

I laughed because I could actually see that being done.

Ach, life is a prank played upon us by the Void.

And that's how I know it's truly Herr Herzog.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (lg881)

194 Yoko!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (u73oe)

Gees. Kill me now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob.. we'll have the the most joyous camps ever! at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (L9cIR)

195 But Bush isn't going to do anything to hurt Republicans in down-ballot races.

--

Similar to McConnell in the 2022 mid-terms.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (RBbp4)

196 The Rock used to threaten to speak at Democrat conventions. I think I saw he has stepped back from embracing woke politics, though.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (KRtlO)

197 Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?
Posted by: fuck's sake at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (tgl2u)

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I feel so dumb...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (WBQfF)

198 Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?
Posted by: fuck's sake at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (tgl2u)

No… ‘fraid not. Moose out front shoulda told ya. We’re all morons in here….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:45 PM (lIWP8)

199 The DNC making BEYONCE a surprise guest is like the RNC teasing a surprise and then trotting out Jon Voight.

Like, good for you, but it's not exactly a "surprise" you know? We all know who they're supporting.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 22, 2024 09:45 PM (wGun1)

200 Trotsky's Bodyguard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:45 PM (y31cs)

201 196 The Rock used to threaten to speak at Democrat conventions. I think I saw he has stepped back from embracing woke politics, though.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (KRtlO)

Didn't Jim Carrey take that same character arc? Now he's a secluded shut in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:45 PM (RUMEY)

202 Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?

I'm good with it. Simply because you asked.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 09:46 PM (mH6SG)

203 The Daily Mail says it's Beyonce

confirmed

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

204 Lenin's Mustache Waxer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:46 PM (y31cs)

205 Maybe they will have a surprise wedding of TayTay and Travipoo and the whole arena will pass out and miss the coronation

Posted by: DJ at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (uosPt)

206 Is anyone actually watching the DNC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (RUMEY)

207 Trotsky's Bodyguard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:45 PM (y31cs)

,,,hired on with the Secret Service, and they put him on Trump's detail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (m0ILq)

208 Beria's Pimp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (y31cs)

209 Be cool if Trumps gets RFK jr AND Jello Biafra

Posted by: Miklos concedes this is a long shot at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (lSyD7)

210 Goebbels's Pharmacist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (y31cs)

211 Man, Jello turned out pretty much the same as Rage Against the Machine, didn't he?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (RBbp4)

212 The Rock used to threaten to speak at Democrat conventions. I think I saw he has stepped back from embracing woke politics, though.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:44 PM (KRtlO)

It probably cost him $20-30 million bucks. He won't make that same mistake twice. The guy ain't stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (W/lyH)

213 Everything about the Harris campaign is fake or a lie. Why is anyone surprised that they are teasing Beyonce as some super duper surprise guest?

The media will play along and tomorrow it will be the lead in every media outlet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (LkLld)

214 210 Goebbels's Pharmacist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (y31cs

Mengles cleaning lady.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (RUMEY)

215 Jello Biafra
Posted by: Miklos concedes this is a long shot at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (lSyD7)

He could repurpose California Uber Alles.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (lg881)

216 Sepp Dietrich's Lawyer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (y31cs)

217 Goebbels's Pharmacist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (y31cs

Mengles cleaning lady.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:48 PM (RUMEY)

Steiner's personal assistant.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (lg881)

218 Is anyone actually watching the DNC?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:47 PM (RUMEY)

*looks around*
Yo! Not my turn!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

219 Goring's Personal Trainer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (y31cs)

220 Someone told Lemon that the surprise guest's name started with a "B'. So he of course thought 'It's George Bush!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (S6gqv)

221 if you're bored, hannity is interviewing carville

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (CWTWj)

222 Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?
Posted by: fuck's sake

I've seen lots impossible things happen since Chocolate Jesus assumed the throne.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (L/fGl)

223 Brezhnev's Eyebrow Trimmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (y31cs)

224 Rudolph Hess' navigator

Posted by: Miklos tries to play nice at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (lSyD7)

225 The eponymous Dixie Chicks sang the opening national anthem for a convention featuring a speech by George Bush?

Does no one remember what made the Dixie Chicks famous?

Somebody over there has sacrificed their dignity.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (zdLoL)

226 367
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Swing internals for Kamala have taken a complete nosedive over the course of the event, Dillon, Voles, Harrison and Chuck held a crisis meeting earlier, the RFK news hasn't helped and fighting over whether or not to drop big cash ads attacking him, per WH official

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2024 12:29 AM (TGPs7)

Kammies surrogates speaking at the Convention, reading speeches written by the DNC, are terrifying most voters with their hints about what wondrous things Kammie will do for and to all Americans.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (aBgBM)

227 I haven’t watched one second of the DNC. Haven’t even watched clips…. My BP doesn’t need that treatment….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (lIWP8)

228 Khrushchev's Cobbler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:51 PM (y31cs)

229 if you're bored, hannity is interviewing carville
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:49 PM (CWTWj)

Jeez.
I was having fun here but now I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)

230 Dead Tupac can sing as a hologram, so maybe Mao or Pol Pot will close the convention.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 22, 2024 09:51 PM (yzKEh)

231 Are they gonna push her out of prime time too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 09:51 PM (u73oe)

232 Lanny Davis, wow, pulling out all the old favorites.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:51 PM (KRtlO)

233 Gorbachev's Dermatologist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (y31cs)

234 or Leon Panetta, I mean.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

235 Everyone stop being stupid. Or something.

https://tinyurl.com/eeu6anm9

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (RBbp4)

236 Andropov's renologist.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (lg881)

237 so is it beyonce or beytwice?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (CWTWj)

238 I haven’t watched one second of the DNC. Haven’t even watched clips…. My BP doesn’t need that treatment….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I am consuming alcohol.

It is Friday according to the Aceian Calendar.

Posted by: Miklos feels fine at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (lSyD7)

239 i'm watching Mission Impossible 2 but I have a youtube window open on mute.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

240 Jim Jones' Sommelier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (y31cs)

241 240 Jim Jones' Sommelier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (y31cs

Now that's a get.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (RUMEY)

242 maybe hillary can come out and dance to "steam heat"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (CWTWj)

243 Hannity and Carville…. That’s like mixing broccoli and asparagus if you’re postal carrier Newman…. Vile weeds

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (lIWP8)

244 233 Gorbachev's Dermatologist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (y31cs)

*********

I wiped that spot off of his head!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (rihlv)

245 Trotsky's Bodyguard...hired on with the Secret Service, and they put him on Trump's detail. ---AOP

Picky, picky! I meant to axe him about that.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (zdLoL)

246 Ernst Roehm's spooning partner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (WBQfF)

247 Lenin's hairstylist

Posted by: Miklos feels the love at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (lSyD7)

248 239 i'm watching Mission Impossible 2 but I have a youtube window open on mute.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

2? Is that the one where his hair is long?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (RUMEY)

249 Churchill's podiatrist

Posted by: Not sure at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (dg+HA)

250 My only question is will Kammie finally put on a dress or will she wear one of her ugly man suits?

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (oaGWv)

251 The London Boys?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (lg881)

252 Kammies surrogates speaking at the Convention, reading speeches written by the DNC, are terrifying most voters with their hints about what wondrous things Kammie will do for and to all Americans.
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 09:50 PM (aBgBM)

we have such sights to show you

Posted by: the order of the gash at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (gKWVE)

253 Charles Manson's Theology Teacher.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (y31cs)

254 Trotsky's Iceman

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:54 PM (WBQfF)

255 Marx's barber.

Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (i0F8b)

256 The clone of Hitler. Turns out that was what Fauci was working on in the Ukrainian secret lab

Posted by: azjaeger at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (3/XaG)

257 I am consuming alcohol.

It is Friday according to the Aceian Calendar.

Posted by: Miklos feels fine at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (lSyD7)

Same.
It's Thursday and I remembered to put out the garbage. Reward is bier. Lovely German bier.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)

258 i'm watching Mission Impossible 2 but I have a youtube window open on mute.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

I like all the MI’s… watched the latest (first of a two-parter apparently and it was good). Cruise may be one strange dude but he makes fun movies

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (lIWP8)

259 242 maybe hillary can come out and dance to "steam heat"
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:53 PM (CWTWj)

***********

and then French kiss Madonna.

I'd love to see the polling data a week from now if this were to happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (rihlv)

260 Ashley Biden.

Wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (RBbp4)

261
von Ribbentrop's lifestyle coach

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (XeU6L)

262 DNC attendees struggle to name their favorite Harris policy: ‘Like her as a person’

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (/7KEl)

263 Bush? No, it will be Satan himself, in all his worldly regalia.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (Cus5s)

264 Castro's stage manager

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (WBQfF)

265 Harris doesn't need any policy. Everyone is just being open about her puppet status.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (RUMEY)

266 Don LeMon doesn't know anything about Bush.

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (9Uj9K)

267 Hitler's Veterinarian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (y31cs)

268 BREAKING: Swing internals for Kamala have taken a complete nosedive over the course of the event,

===
The event ? Ah, Beyonce's opening act - the DNC Convention !

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 09:56 PM (V13WU)

269 re 262: i'm surprised no one said "make the rich who aren't oprah pay their fair share"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (CWTWj)

270 Maybe Kamala will tell us all that there are farms, and wheatfields there..

Posted by: Himmler's ghost at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (y1Mvi)

271 No one voted for her, no once can name a policy, 100M votes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (RBbp4)

272 >Castro's stage manager
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I don't understand this meme

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (/7KEl)

273 Mussolini's proctologist.

Posted by: The Assman at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (dg+HA)

274 Eva Braun's Matchmaker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (y31cs)

275 My only question is will Kammie finally put on a dress or will she wear one of her ugly man suits?
Posted by: Tuna
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[puts down a $20 bill]
Suit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (XeU6L)

276 Rommel's grand niece. She's actually a friend of mine. Hawt, and a lib. Probably her.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 09:57 PM (W/lyH)

277 >>>2? Is that the one where his hair is long?

yup, long hair, Limp Bizkit, John Woo, motorcycle kung fu

pure 90s schlock

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 09:58 PM (KRtlO)

278 re 276: i understand that hitler still has relatives in england and they're still named hitler.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:58 PM (CWTWj)

279 I like all the MI’s… watched the latest (first of a two-parter apparently and it was good). Cruise may be one strange dude but he makes fun movies
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (lIWP

Hayley Atwell. Mmmmmmmm.

https://tinyurl.com/4p6c6549

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (y31cs)

280 yup, long hair, Limp Bizkit, John Woo, motorcycle kung fu

pure 90s schlock
Posted by: ace

Physics not included.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (elaR+)

281 Collateral, perhaps Cruise's best.

Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (i0F8b)

282 262 DNC attendees struggle to name their favorite Harris policy: ‘Like her as a person’

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (/7KEl)

No one there likes Kammie's Venn Diagram Policy?

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (aBgBM)

283 DNC attendees struggle to name their favorite Harris policy: ‘Like her as a person’
Posted by: Don Black
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'I like what she says' - AWFL

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (XeU6L)

284 Chamberlain's tailor.

Posted by: In our time at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (dg+HA)

285 The call and response is most disporting. Werner is minded of an occasion when he engaged in discourse with Canuck Frogling Pierre Trudeau. Soaked with wine, he unleashed his bile at me when I refused to film Fitzcarraldo in the climes of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Werner, said he, if you film not in sunny Canada, you are a rat. I am not a rat, buddy, was my response. I'm not your buddy, friend, said Trudeau. I'm not your friend, guy was my answer. I'm not your friend, guy he intoned. I'm not your guy, buddy. This went on for an impressive length of time.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (tmPIh)

286 I like all the MI’s… watched the latest (first of a two-parter apparently and it was good). Cruise may be one strange dude but he makes fun movies
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (lIWP

I liked the tv series. But, because of what they did to Jim Phelps, I'll never watch any of Cruise's MIs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 09:59 PM (0eaVi)

287 Mengele's Jiminy Cricket

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:00 PM (y31cs)

288 J. B. Pritzker's diet coach

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 10:00 PM (aBgBM)

289 262 DNC attendees struggle to name their favorite Harris policy: ‘Like her as a person’
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 09:55 PM (/7KEl)

***********

They struggle to name their favorite Harris policy but one of them had this to say:

https://tinyurl.com/bdatjpub

Explaining to the @BBCNews why I am a proud #WhiteDudeForKamalaHarris

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 22, 2024 10:00 PM (rihlv)

290 285: i get it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:00 PM (CWTWj)

291 But Bush isn't going to do anything to hurt Republicans in down-ballot races.

Can we not be this stoopid for just a little bit?

Posted by: fuck's sake at August 22, 2024 09:43 PM (tgl2u)

Bush doesn't give a fuck about Republicans unless you mean the Democrats who call themselves Republicans.

The bigger question is why would anyone want to associate with the stupid fuck, and I don't have a good answer for that one.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 10:01 PM (lX8VI)

292 "She likes cats, right? And doesn't have kids? I like her." - Democrat base

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2024 10:01 PM (9Uj9K)

293 278 re 276: i understand that hitler still has relatives in england and they're still named hitler.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:58 PM (CWTWj)

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He had a sister and two half-siblings. Sister Paula had no children, but the half-siblings moved to England and had little Hitlers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:01 PM (WBQfF)

294 i understand that hitler still has relatives in england and they're still named hitler.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:58 PM (CWTWj)

I've heard that, and also that some came.to America. One of.the FIBs better secrets.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:01 PM (W/lyH)

295 Winnie Mandela's Dildo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:02 PM (y31cs)

296 Wrapping up Costners American Saga pt 1.

Nice cinematography. Great cast. Meh story.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:03 PM (RUMEY)

297 Tolkien's dentist.

Posted by: Buy cuspid at August 22, 2024 10:03 PM (dg+HA)

298 And the surprise guest is Fag "the Homo" McGarnigal, who can suck ten golf balls through a paper straw in 30 seconds.

Kamala gets up on stage afterward and says, "piker".

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 10:03 PM (lX8VI)

299 What's with the pink uterus foam finger thingies? And they're all wearing white?

Is there going to be a third term abortion performance live on stage?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (fV7JW)

300 republican do their best fund raisng when the dems control the whole gov't. the moral of the story: don't be like trump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (CWTWj)

301 He had a sister and two half-siblings. Sister Paula had no children, but the half-siblings moved to England and had little Hitlers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:01 PM (WBQfF)

Nein. The family name is Hilter.

Posted by: Heinrich Bimmler at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)

302 I'm sure the Hitlers felt like Michael Bolton in Office Space: "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucked."

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (9Uj9K)

303 I’m old enough to remember when Bu$h McHitler was a bad guy.

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (aw2/Z)

304 One of Stalin's two granddaughters lives in Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

305 And I didn't know Whitmer was a hottie.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (fV7JW)

306 Hogan's hero.

Posted by: Klink at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (dg+HA)

307 278 re 276: i understand that hitler still has relatives in england and they're still named hitler.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 09:58 PM (CWTWj)

obligatory (skip to 1:25) -

https://tinyurl.com/kf8dvchx

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (aBgBM)

308 I've heard that, and also that some came.to America. One of.the FIBs better secrets.
Posted by: Diogenes

Hitler's nephew served in the US Navy as a Pharmacist's Mate.

Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (lSyD7)

309 One of Stalin's two granddaughters lives in Portland, Oregon.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

How fitting

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (elaR+)

310 is this eva longoria at her third convention?

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (KRtlO)

311 Madonna's Plastic Surgeon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (y31cs)

312 One of Stalin's two granddaughters lives in Portland, Oregon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

Surprised it’s not a Seattle.

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (aw2/Z)

313 Whitmer is a Hottie?

Posted by: DBCooper at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (y1Mvi)

314 remember when leftists wanted bush and cheney tried for war crimes? times change but low i.q.s tend to stay the same

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (CWTWj)

315 Ok. I have it on. But no volume.

I think I'm safe.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (fV7JW)

316 Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comedian!

Posted by: JD LaRue at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (i0F8b)

317 Richard Gere's Hamster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (y31cs)

318 White is the official so-called "feminist" protest color, which became the Official Trump Protest Color.

Jill was decked out in a 100% white pantsuit just across town from Trump with all his Secret Service on July 13.

Probably just a coincidence like the hosing down of the scene and getting rid of the body.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (lX8VI)

319 ~~ONT~~ Food Thread is nood.

Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

320 Dick Cheney's Range Safety Officer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (y31cs)

321 200 Trotsky's Bodyguard.
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An interesting pick.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (c39uV)

322 Tim Walz' dishwasher (esp. the turkey baster)

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (NMT5x)

323 Surprised it’s not a Seattle.

Seattle has the big statue of Lenin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)

324 If Whitmer was a republican, y'all would be swooning.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (fV7JW)

325 Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comedian!
Posted by: JD LaRue at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (i0F8b)

————————

Now there’s a call back! Except it was Skip Hitler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (u73oe)

326 Whitmer is a Hottie?
Posted by: DBCooper at August 22, 2024 10:06 PM (y1Mvi)

Whitmer will be a hottie when they finally catch you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (lIWP8)

327 Hitler's nephew served in the US Navy as a Pharmacist's Mate.
Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at August 22, 2024 10:05 PM (lSyD7)

Right!
I'd forgotten that.
Reminds me of Somalia and Aidid. His son was a Marine.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (W/lyH)

328 She does have a look like she wants her hair pulled and is familiar with the taut leather of a riding crop

Posted by: DBCooper at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (y1Mvi)

329 If Whitmer was a republican, y'all would be swooning.

Whitmer's eyes are truly terrifying.

Demonic possession and all...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)

330 Huh, Trump and Brian Kemp have kissed and made up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (LkLld)

331 Bobcat Goldwaith's Voice Coach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:08 PM (y31cs)

332 Trotsky's Bodyguard.
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An interesting pick.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (c39uV)

Bit of a head scratcher.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)

333 Whitmer is an iHOP 5, which makes her a Democrat Convention 10, but she still isn't hot.

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (9Uj9K)

334 If Whitmer was a republican, y'all would be swooning.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (fV7JW)

——————-

I’ve had five eye surgeries and even I can see she ain’t all that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (u73oe)

335 John Belushi's Drug Dealer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (y31cs)

336 Yuri Gagarin's or Patton's mechanic

Posted by: hurricane567 at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (IBBun)

337 Omg. Kinzinger is a fat faced faggot.

The kid who got his head stuck in the toilet and given a swirley on a daily basis.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:09 PM (fV7JW)

338 Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (fV7JW)

Dear Lord, I have never been that desperate in my life. Besides I already ticked Elderly Haggard Ilsa the She Wolf off my bucket list and even that was overrated.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (lX8VI)

339 >>Whitmer is a Hottie?

She looks like she puts makeup on with a trowel.

Hard pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (LkLld)

340 Beyonce wrecked the third Austin Power's movie.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (WuJwx)

341 i think khrushchev had a son who was a college professor here and he liked it better here: wash post 1999:

Nikita Khrushchev's son has become a U.S. citizen, vowing to defend the capitalist lifestyle that his father long ago vowed would soon be humbled by communism.

"I'm feeling like a newborn. It's the beginning of a new life,'' the 64-year-old Sergei Khrushchev said Monday after taking the oath of citizenship inside a Roman Catholic school auditorium.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (CWTWj)

342 Rumor has it that Kamala overrode her staff's objections and tossed back a few.

They may want to wait until everyone has fallen asleep before she goes onstage.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)

343 kinzinger is crying of course. what a fag.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (KRtlO)

344 Barbara Streisand's Horse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (y31cs)

345 >>Soaked with wine, he unleashed his bile at me when I refused to film Fitzcarraldo in the climes of Thunder Bay, Ontario.
———-
It is surprising Trudeau didn’t suggest production in the northernmost regions of Quebec. In place of Amazon natives, he could have offered Inuit tribes and the riverboat could have been trapped in an ice floe. Shades of the Greeley Expedition might lend a cannibalism flavor to the plot. I mean, we are talking about French Canadians after all.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (yAL3Q)

346 DB!

You're cracking me up!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:11 PM (fV7JW)

347 whitmer's got crossed eyes, an orc-head, and babushka sausage tits.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:11 PM (KRtlO)

348 Helen Thomas' Brassiere Fitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (y31cs)

349 You can see the ball marks on his chin

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (fV7JW)

350 re 324: swooning and passing out are not the same thing.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (CWTWj)

351 Bo Derek's Tailor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (y31cs)

352 Whitmer is a Hottie?

She looks like she puts makeup on with a trowel.

Hard pass.
Posted by: JackStraw

She always looks like she just had a touch-up at the mortuary.

Posted by: Miklos sees what he sees at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (lSyD7)

353 343 kinzinger is crying of course. what a fag.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:10 PM (KRtlO)

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A MAN CAN HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (WBQfF)

354 ~~Vic~~ Shecky Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comedian!
Posted by: JD LaRue

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (L/fGl)

355 i wouldn't fuck adam kinzinger with david french's bull's dick

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (KRtlO)

356 If Whitmer was a republican, y'all would be swooning.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:07 PM (fV7JW)

Ummm.
No.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)

357
She got the face of an orc, Jerry!

She's an orc-face!

Posted by: George Costanza at August 22, 2024 10:13 PM (KRtlO)

358 She always looks like she just had a touch-up at the mortuary.

Posted by: Miklos sees what he sees at August 22, 2024 10:12 PM (lSyD7)

She looks like she gets turned on by mortuaries

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (lX8VI)

359 I think Whitler and Lenin's corpse use the same skin care products.

Posted by: Miklos suspects at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (lSyD7)

360 Mama Cass' Dietician/Psychiatrist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (y31cs)

361 The chief witch of the Lansing Coven is just using glamour spells.

She looks like Gollum under all that sorcery.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (UfRqq)

362 so, was kinzigger the special guest? did he sing "i wanna be a prima donna donna donna"? (i remember seeing beverly sills do that on the 'tonight show' like fifty years ago.)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (CWTWj)

363 Jim Morrison's Bartender.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:15 PM (y31cs)

364 She looks like she gets turned on by mortuaries

Mary Woronov the Second.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)

365 Haley > Whitmer. And I do not care for Haley.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (vsXBg)

366 Even with the witchcraft, the best she can achieve is a Coney Island 6.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (UfRqq)

367 Kurt Cobain's gun dealer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)

368 Seriously, Trump is making nice with Georgia Governor Brian Kemp right now. Who knows, Kemp might actually enforce some election law this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (LkLld)

369 This is an elvish blade, Bilbo. That means it will glow blue when Gretchen Whitmer is near.

Posted by: Gandalf Gray-hame at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (KRtlO)

370 Ok, ewetub is getting out of hand. There is an 'Inappropriate Prostate Exam' ASMR and it has 175K views.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (y31cs)

371
whitmer looks like she's impersonating Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:17 PM (PViBW)

372 re 355: whose dick would you fuck him with? not mine, i know you wouldn't say that. dildo mulvaney might let you borrow his.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:17 PM (CWTWj)

373 The chief witch of the Lansing Coven is just using glamour spells.

She looks like Gollum under all that sorcery.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (UfRqq)

Well, my little pills helped.

Posted by: Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd at August 22, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)

374
whitmer looks like she's impersonating John Lithgow in The World According to Garp

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:17 PM (PViBW)

375 Ok, ewetub is getting out of hand. There is an 'Inappropriate Prostate Exam' ASMR and it has 175K views.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (y31cs)

I'm thinking Aetius needs an intervention.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

376 Maya is NOT african. That's all dot indian

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (fV7JW)

377
Evil cannot create, it can only deform and mutilate what has been created by other hands, like Gretchen Whitmer's face.

Posted by: Gandalf Gray-hame at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (KRtlO)

378 re 367: you'd be surprised by how many people think kurt cobain was murdered by his wife and half the people in seattle were in on it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (CWTWj)

379 >>>Ok, ewetub is getting out of hand. There is an 'Inappropriate Prostate Exam' ASMR and it has 175K views

my bad

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (KRtlO)

380 I'm gonna need a link to that prostate exam vid.

For, um, research or something.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (UfRqq)

381 Ok, ewetub is getting out of hand. There is an 'Inappropriate Prostate Exam' ASMR and it has 175K views.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:16 PM (y31cs)

I dunno. Sounds like they have things well in hand.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

382 They want Taylor Swift.
They’ll settle for Beyoncé
They’ll get Adam Kinzinger singing I Feel Pretty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (u73oe)

383 I'm thinking Aetius needs an intervention.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

Nah, mostly it is busty tiktok meme compilations and transparent cleaning going on.

The breastfeeding tutorials feel kind of creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (y31cs)

384 Evil cannot create, it can only deform and mutilate what has been created by other hands, like Gretchen Whitmer's face.
Posted by: Gandalf Gray-hame at August 22, 2024 10:18 PM (KRtlO)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:20 PM (y31cs)

385 324

'If Whitmer was a republican, y'all would be swooning.'

I'll go as high a 7 mainly because her big knobs and contrasting her with the democrats surrounding her at the convention.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 22, 2024 10:20 PM (3wi/L)

386 Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson and so many more

Posted by: Miklos, pharmacologist to the Stars at August 22, 2024 10:20 PM (lSyD7)

387 most cromulent update !

"A representative for Beyoncé says the singer will not attend the 2024 #DNC.

“Beyoncé was never scheduled to be there,” the Grammy-winning star's rep tells THR. “The report of a performance is untrue”

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU)

388
"A representative for Beyoncé says the singer will not attend the 2024 #DNC.

“Beyoncé was never scheduled to be there,” the Grammy-winning star's rep tells THR. “The report of a performance is untrue”

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU)

Maybe it's gonna be Jack Black.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at August 22, 2024 10:22 PM (OgWfa)

389 380 I'm gonna need a link to that prostate exam vid.

For, um, research or something.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:19 PM (UfRqq)

I hope you appreciate what this is going to do to my suggested:

https://tinyurl.com/2r4dj8rh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:22 PM (y31cs)

390 It's in Gretchen's best interest for THROATUS to lose and lose bigly this year. '28 is her best shot at the big chair and that witch wants it bad.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:22 PM (UfRqq)

391 bob goldthwait will be singing "la donna e kamala"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:23 PM (CWTWj)

392 Roy Cooper looks like a marionette.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:23 PM (fV7JW)

393 >>I'll go as high a 7

7? Where do you live, on the island of ghastly women?

She's a truck stop 2 at best.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:23 PM (LkLld)

394 352

'She always looks like she just had a touch-up at the mortuary.'

Hahahaha! She knows how to stretch a dollar!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 22, 2024 10:23 PM (3wi/L)

395 well if she wasn't schedule to appear that would make it a big surprise.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:24 PM (CWTWj)

396 Thanks man. I promise I had a good reason.

Mostly I need to inflict it on others.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:24 PM (UfRqq)

397
She's a Minas Morghul 4.

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 22, 2024 10:24 PM (KRtlO)

398 who's this arm-swinging pansy?

Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 22, 2024 10:25 PM (KRtlO)

399
Men shouldn't be animated. They look like puppets. They look weak.

Posted by: ace's dad at August 22, 2024 10:25 PM (KRtlO)

400 KFC break at the Convention:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
Who did this? 😭😭

https://tinyurl.com/3x9tkc9b
5 seconds; DNC speaker.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 10:25 PM (c39uV)

401 yeah, whitmer does have a nasty look about her, like she'd stab your hand if you tried to take a fry from her plate

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:25 PM (CWTWj)

402 Please let it be Bush. It will damn them to the 9th ring by everyone on the planet.

Posted by: Jane at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (bXvrr)

403 397
She's a Minas Morghul 4.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 22, 2024 10:24 PM (KRtlO)

Damn!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (y31cs)

404 who's this arm-swinging pansy?
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at August 22, 2024 10:25 PM (KRtlO)

—————-

What’s pansy, precious?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (u73oe)

405 he looks like he's shaking the dick out of his ass

Posted by: ace's dad at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (KRtlO)

406 Whitmer could scare a coyote off a gut pile.

Posted by: davidt at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (i0F8b)

407 the kamala bio pic is on.

Posted by: ace's dad at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (KRtlO)

408 Whitmer could scare a coyote off a gut pile.

==

Ima gonna borrow that ....

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (V13WU)

409
Men shouldn't be animated. They look like puppets. They look weak.
Posted by: ace's dad

Real Men also never make noise during sex. Women make noise. Men make women make noise.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (PViBW)

410 re 406: i'm tired but that made me laugh.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (CWTWj)

411 Omg. Kamala was an ugly little shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (fV7JW)

412 Give Whitmer a pointy black hat and she could do a decent impression of Witch Hazel from the Bugs Bunny show.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (rihlv)

413 THROATUS

That is going to spread like wildfire.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)

414 If Corey Lewandowski was doing Kristi Noem, then who’s getting all hot and sweaty with Gretchen Whitmer… Bret Baier?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 10:28 PM (t3Itw)

415 re 407: somehow that sounds vulgar

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:28 PM (CWTWj)

416
The THEATRICS at this Phony convention are boundless.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:28 PM (PViBW)

417 the kamala bio pic is on.
Posted by: ace's dad at August 22, 2024 10:26 PM (KRtlO)

———————

Twenty minutes of bullshit until:

“And then she sucked her first dick.”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:28 PM (u73oe)

418 Lib wife has the TV on. I'm in an upstairs room with the door closed.

Still, I think I just heard the name "Trump," so I'll be here until she retires for the night.

That shouldn't be too much longer -- she has an early day tomorrow.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:28 PM (p/isN)

419 390 It's in Gretchen's best interest for THROATUS to lose and lose bigly this year. '28 is her best shot at the big chair and that witch wants it bad.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:22 PM (UfRqq)

It will be a Battle Royale for the 2028 Dem nomination. Whitmer, Wes Moore, Gavin Newsom, and a dozen others. A combo of Moore and Whitmer will check all the required DEI boxes.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 10:29 PM (aBgBM)

420 Lib wife has the TV on

==

cut the wires from the outside !

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:30 PM (V13WU)

421
There's an old lawyer saying:

"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have Nothing, pound the table."

If you have less than nothing, gaslight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:30 PM (PViBW)

422 393
'7? Where do you live, on the island of ghastly women?'

Rhode Island. Why?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 22, 2024 10:30 PM (3wi/L)

423 THROATUS!!

Holy shit. Vodka doesn't feel good in the nose.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:31 PM (mFz/K)

424 359 I think Whitler and Lenin's corpse use the same skin care products.
Posted by: Miklos suspects at August 22, 2024 10:14 PM (lSyD7)

Hmmm, we've never seen those two in the same room at the same time now, have we?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 10:32 PM (NMT5x)

425 Do I dare unmute ?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:32 PM (mFz/K)

426 re 412: for years mel blanc had a contract that said only he could get credit for voices. turns out some of the female voices were done by june foray, who did the voice of rocky the squirrel among others. newer prints of the cartoons give her credit.

and who is the surprise guest? still waiting?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:32 PM (CWTWj)

427 418

'Lib wife has the TV on. I'm in an upstairs room with the door closed.'

My condolences.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (3wi/L)

428 Yes! THROATUS for the win.

That is too perfect.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (NMT5x)

429 cut the wires from the outside !

And miss "Gutfeld!"?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (p/isN)

430 The surprise guest is

Joe Biden

I’m not giving up!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (u73oe)

431 Well, those protesters better step it up or they're going to miss it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

432 keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (CWTWj)

433 Look at this enthusiastic crowd lining the streets as Harris makes her way to the DNC to give her acceptance speech.

Feel the JOY! Feel it damn you!

https://tinyurl.com/53d7hcup

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (LkLld)

434 i put up a new thread for the speech

Posted by: ace's dad at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (KRtlO)

435 re 276: i understand that hitler still has relatives in england and they're still named hitler.

Except they pronounce it Itler now

Posted by: azjaeger at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (3/XaG)

436 Likely right, Gref. Moore is bad news. I mean, they all are, but he's a better politician than most their rogues gallery these days. Gretchen can't win without some bullshit ballot proposal and a lot of drop boxes.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (UfRqq)

437 Omfg.

She's drunk

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (X1Jq6)

438 In case you deplorables are bouncing between tabs like I am, Kummie is up.

Posted by: boynsea at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (cx155)

439 She might just be high on edibles. Wouldn't be her first pot use.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (UfRqq)

440

"My mother worked long hours"

As a sweatshop professor

Posted by: Miklos, needs a bigger spittoon at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (lSyD7)

441 New post is up.

Posted by: boynsea at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (cx155)

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