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Washington Post Editorial Board: Yes, Biden and His Inner Circle Lied Constantly About Biden's Mental Decline as President of the United States and Keeper of the Nuke Codes, But It Was All "Selfless Heroism" to Save Us from Trump

They're not just excusing the lies -- they're praising the Biden White House for having lied (and continuing to lie) about Biden's mental capacity to serve as president and nuclear missile guardian.

But sure, they weren't in on the lie, right? Right?

They transmitted the lie when it was more "operative," and continue lying that Biden resigned only because polls were against him, not due to mental incapacity, and now they're praising the Biden White House for telling even more "noble lies" -- but you have to believe them, they weren't in on the lies, no sirree!

They are dedicated Guardians of Truth!

Who frequently lie and even praise lies.

"Our best days are not behind us; they're before us," President Joe Biden declared to a rapturous crowd at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.

If he had his way, Mr. Biden would have spoken these words while accepting his party's presidential nomination on Thursday night. But the mood at the convention would have been grim -- a divided party in the United Center -- and a diminished Mr. Biden, at the head of a dispirited party, would likely have lost in November.

And so, Mr. Biden reluctantly made a profoundly selfless decision: He stepped out of the ring. Speaking not as a nominee on Thursday but as a retiring veteran on Monday, Mr. Biden received sustained ovations. Mr. Biden might privately resent Democrats who helped push him off the ticket this summer -- or, indeed, the Democratic convention leaders who let Monday night's proceedings drag on so long that they inexcusably pushed the president of the United States out of prime time.

When it was his turn to speak, however, he delivered an energetic address in which he made the case for his own legacy and for Vice President Kamala Harris, whom he credited with casting the tiebreaking vote in the Senate on some of his signature legislation.

As I keep saying: Yes, I understand Nancy Pelosi offering Biden this dirty political deal: Resign, and we'll cover up your dementia, and praise you as a hero, and pretend you're not demented and leave you the dignity of pretending to serve your last few months.

Why is the allegedly non-partisan media doing its own part in this political deal?

Now they pretend that Biden was merely "showing signs of slipping" -- not actually slipping, you understand.

If they admitted he was demented, they'd be forced to at least pretend to want him to resign from office.


In retrospect, Mr. Biden should not have sought reelection. The June 27 debate was worse than just a bad night, as the president maintained afterward. The 81-year-old had showed signs of slipping for a long time, but his inner circle worked to conceal his decline.

...

But second-guessing is easy, and Mr. Biden's decision gives time and space to underscore his accomplishments: historic climate and infrastructure legislation; support for Ukraine in resistance of Russian aggression; expanded health insurance coverage.

What about the part where a man in mental "decline" still has his finger on the nuclear button?

Or are you privy to details not shared with the public, like "someone other than the (supposedly) elected president is now in charge of all major decisions"?


It is Mr. Biden's willingness to surrender power, albeit via internal machination rather than the ballot box, that deserves special recognition. It creates a powerful and, for Mr. Biden, favorable contrast with Mr. Trump -- who refused to acknowledge defeat in 2020 and instead stirred up a mob in Washington on Jan. 6, 2021. The last weeks have shown how Mr. Biden's act created a pathway for a new generation of Democratic leaders.

Of course. Biden was forced out of the race, but he's "selfless" for accepting the inevitable. And Trump is bad for noting that a "fortified" election -- as admitted, nay, bragged about by Democrat officials, as reported by liberal-in-good-standing Molly Ball -- was in fact #rigged.

...

Though he will spend at least some of the time between now and Nov. 5 on politics, campaigning where it can help Ms. Harris win, governing -- making the most of his remaining term -- is Mr. Biden's most important mission. "I've got five months left in my presidency," he said Monday. "I have a lot to do."

Not to beat a dead horse, but if he's in "decline," why is he still governing?


His top priority should be ending the war in Gaza, bringing home Israeli hostages held by Hamas and averting a wider war in the Middle East.

Yes, this is exactly where we want a demented man expending what's left of his wits: Forcing a Hamas "peace" deal on Israel.


Yet as important as what he does will be how he does it. Mr. Biden's most attractive promise in 2020 was to unite a divided nation; his worthiest moments in politics, both before and after becoming president, were those in which he modeled empathy, moderation and statesmanship. That includes perhaps the toughest call he had to make in his decades in politics: his decision to step aside.

It's disgusting.

As I said, the lies continue: The claim is made that Biden wasn't forced out due to his mental decline, but due to Nancy Pelosi threatening to blow the whistle on...

...wait for it...

...Biden's poor poll numbers.

As Biden nursed his COVID infection that fateful Saturday, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent an urgent message to the president: She was prepared to go public with her concerns that he could not defeat Donald Trump in November.

The ultimatum was clear: Drop out now -- or Pelosi trashes her political ally, and friend of over 50 years, on the global stage.

Four sources with intimate knowledge of the situation independently claimed that such a message was relayed, with one particularly well-placed source saying that a phone call took place in which Pelosi told Biden she would publish brutal polling figures to back up her attack.


Either way, her demand was said to be so forceful that it sparked a 'come to Jesus moment' for the president, who only then began to draft the letter announcing his withdrawal.

No. This is a lie. Everyone knew the poor poll numbers. It's all the Democrats talked about for months.

Biden repeatedly said he didn't care about the polls, because they were wrong.

The real threat she made was to have Kamala invoke the 25th Amendment, and she had all the cabinet officials ready to vote that he was incapacitated.

That was the threat -- not poll numbers that everyone in the world knew, but to forcibly remove Biden from office if he didn't withdraw from the campaign.

But they can't admit that, or else they'd have to explain why they're allowing this man who is mentally incapacitated to remain with his finger on the nuclear button.

And the real reason, of course, is for politics: They don't want to divide the party before an election, so they're letting Joe Biden stay in President Fantasy Camp for another five months.


I didn't keep harping on Biden's control over nuclear weapons as pure rhetoric. The New York Post reports that Biden is "secretly ordering" the US military to prepare for nuclear war with China, Russia, and North Korea.

Great, this should give Pop-Pop something to occupy his time.

That's what doctors say you should do with relatives whose minds are "showing signs of slipping" -- have them work on nuclear warplans with Russia and China. It keeps their minds active and engaged with the world, you know?

President Biden has signed off on a highly classified plan that shifts America's nuclear strategy to focus on China as a nuclear threat -- and prepare for the possibility that the communist nation could team up with North Korea and Russia against the US, according to a new report.

Biden made the shift in March because the Pentagon believes China's nuclear arsenal will rival the US and Russia, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

The new strategy is called the "Nuclear Employment Guidance" and also readies the US for a possible coordinated threat between China, Russia and North Korea, the newspaper reported.

In a pair of recent speeches, two senior administration officials have hinted at the growing Chinese nuclear threat.

"The President recently issued updated nuclear weapons employment guidance to account for multiple nuclear-armed adversaries, and, in particular, the significant increase in the size and diversity of [China's] nuclear arsenal," said Vipin Narang this month when he was still the acting assistant secretary of defense of space policy.

"My office has begun to provide the Department and the Joint Force updated implementation guidance on how to plan and posture our forces in this new environment."

...

National Security Council's senior director for arms control and nonproliferation, Pranay Vaddi, also referred to the top-secret document in June, the Times reported.

The new game plan would focus on "the need to deter Russia, the [China] and North Korea simultaneously," he said, per the newspaper.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:33 PM




Comments

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1 Greetings, Mr. President. Would you like to play a game?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2024 06:51 PM (EXyHK)

2 How did I get the first comment? I read the post twice and then went searching for the full WarGames quote. I feel like I’m in Last Man on Earth here.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2024 06:53 PM (EXyHK)

3 Undernood?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 06:56 PM (i24o9)

4 This is what I get for using RSS.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (EXyHK)

5 Always the over-up by the media

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (IyPmt)

6 Pretty sneaky, Ace

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (/6GbT)

7 Is there nothing Trump can’t do be blamed for?????

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (GLcqQ)

8 5 Always the over-up by the media
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (IyPmt)


Cover-up

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (IyPmt)

9 Washington Post Editorial Board: We wash our hands of this dastardly deception.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 06:57 PM (i24o9)

10 I left nood dropping and a link above.

But mostly nood droppings, because I'm an asshole like that.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 21, 2024 06:58 PM (MsrgL)

11 What madness is this “ undernood”?..

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 06:58 PM (PCK5/)

12 ace just keeping us on our toes.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 06:58 PM (3OQQc)

13 In before undernood goes over!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

14 What’s the over and under on the Nood?

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 06:59 PM (PCK5/)

15 Shorter Biden administration: We saved you from a Kamala[ presidency TRUMP!


Yeah, that’s it…!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:00 PM (GLcqQ)

16 Undernood?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


New thread posted under an old thread. Makes it harder to find.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 21, 2024 07:00 PM (j2eAj)

17
*stomps in*
*slams door*

What the actual hell is going on here?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 07:01 PM (1Nxff)

18 New thread posted under an old thread. Makes it harder to find.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 21, 2024 07:00 PM (j2eAj)

Got it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:01 PM (i24o9)

19
Translation:

Yeah it was rape, but his cologne was nice to smell. Besides, you got free abortions to shut up and enjoy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 21, 2024 07:01 PM (+oR7L)

20 17
*stomps in*
*slams door*

What the actual hell is going on here?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 07:01 PM (1Nxff)

I blame David French…

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

21 Bribe'em, the braindead, potlicking, money grabbing, traitor is pushing for a disastrous ceasefire. Fuck him with a keffiya covered RPG.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:02 PM (3OQQc)

22
The 81-year-old had showed signs of slipping for a long time, but his inner circle worked to conceal his decline.

_________

They worked to conceal what was obvious to those with eyes to see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 07:02 PM (1Nxff)

23 They thought they could ride Biden until the end of his term.
Biden f$&@ed it up by running for reelection.


Tell me again how using a brain-addled Biden to perform a shadow presidency is Our Democracy?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:02 PM (GLcqQ)

24 Will anyone miss The Biden Shuffle???

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

25 But second-guessing is easy,

Nope ... fuck this. Full stop. We are constantly - and even here - hit with this same bullshit.

Its not second-guessing when the people that did the first-guessing which ends up being right tell the fucks who were wrong Told You Say and take the victory lap.

Its always the same. Same asses loud, and wrong, bemoaning second guessing. "How did you know and I get it wrong ... again".

Posted by: Who Cares at August 21, 2024 07:03 PM (dVxi/)

26 Well, there was that ramming incident between the Philippine and Chinese navy the other day.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2024 07:04 PM (64TDs)

27 They accused people of making “cheap fakes,” smeared them as domestic terrorists spreading disinformation for noticing Bidens sharp decline in health.


You don’t get to call that an ooopsie and paint yourself as heroes for doing that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:04 PM (GLcqQ)

28 I used to beat my Grandpa at Risk, but he would slam me in Monopoly.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

29 How do you say "ramming speed" in tagalog?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:05 PM (3OQQc)

30
So who's running the administration right now? And why do I have to ask? Instead of one of our gumshoe journalists?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 07:06 PM (1Nxff)

31 You don’t get to call that an ooopsie and paint yourself as heroes for doing that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:04 PM (GLcqQ)

This.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:06 PM (i24o9)

32 There was talk last thread about woke video games. I love Frontiers of Pandora which is woke both in that it sells the noble savage /space Indian thing (space Native Americans?) and hard core environmentalism. I love the game because it's what I like; large, colorful, beautiful, open world. I justify this by applying the MST3K rule.

If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show game,
I should really just relax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (L/fGl)

33 Where am I actually?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (vo5bq)

34 Whose running the Country? The same jackoffs that have been running it for the last 3.7 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (3OQQc)

35 Is Bribe'em a triple dipper? Senate pension, VP pension and now resident?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:09 PM (3OQQc)

36
Forget it. I'm waiting for the Café.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2024 07:10 PM (1Nxff)

37 I love Frontiers of Pandora which is woke both in that it sells the noble savage /space Indian thing (space Native Americans?) and hard core environmentalism.

And thats how you do modern political re-education.

Not with a man chained up and a water hose and a stick. Not with a camp and barbed wired and never-ending oratories.

With a game.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 21, 2024 07:10 PM (dVxi/)

38 Hadrian, come back here. You can't walk out now.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:11 PM (3OQQc)

39 I look at the Kamala coup and the Junta and all I can think is, "The Junta has big plans, none of which they care to inform America about, because those plans have nothing to do with helping the average American. In fact, the Junta plans the exact opposite."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)

40 How do you say "ramming speed" in tagalog?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:05 PM


Me hate you short time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

41 The occasional undernood has always kind of fascinated me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 21, 2024 07:13 PM (mH6SG)

42 Some data points:
Every 100 days we're another $1T in debt.
We're paying the Taliban $17M yearly, despite Congressional attempts to stop payments to them. (see Rep Tim Burchett)
The Pentagon has multiple failed audits by now.
Tax revenues have never been greater, yet it still isn't enough.
Military recruitments are down.
China is buying land next to our military bases.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 21, 2024 07:13 PM (MeG8a)

43 Where am I actually?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (vo5bq)

Welcome to the Hotel California.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:13 PM (i24o9)

44 Where am I actually?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM


Here, unfettered by where you've been.

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at August 21, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

45 But it was a good lie!

Kamala HQ@KamalaHQ
Gov. @Tim_Walz
: If it was up to JD Vance, I wouldn't have a family because of IVF. Democrats are investing in prenatal care. We're the ones that are for universal pre-K. We're the ones that are providing school meals. I'm not gonna back down one bit on this whole family values thing. We're making it more affordable to have children by having paid family and medical leave. Where is JD Vance's program?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

46
What is it that democracy dies in, you ball-licking lickspittles?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 07:14 PM (xG4kz)

47 Where am I actually?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (vo5bq)
---------------

If you step outside, is it hot and dry?

If so, might be Arizona. Just a guess, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

48 JD Vance with destroy that lying SOB. Can't wait !

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU)

49 Whose running the Country? The same jackoffs that have been running it for the last 3.7 years.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:07 PM (3OQQc)

Yup. The Neocon "fight Russia with Ukraine then China next has been the unofficial plan". The downside is these idiots can't fight wars worth a damn.

Look at how they announced last year's big summer offensive a half year early so Russia built entrenchments across the entire front line. Of course Russia didn't need them because the actual attack fell apart before they reached anything but the first tank ditch miles from the main line.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:15 PM (n7h9X)

50 These fucking people are nuts. Depraved rotting demons bathed in the blood of dead infants.

Judgement day is gonna be rough.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:15 PM (NtVYv)

51 No Walz you dipshit, you are making everybody pay for other people's children. They are your kids ,you take care of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:17 PM (3OQQc)

52 These people find a way to be fouler and more disgusting every day. And they call us Deplorables.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 07:17 PM (TcVeV)

53 The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.

Posted by: Hello Sailor! at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

54 I know it gets said a lot here, but that Orwell was a visionary. It's all so 1984.

Someone that is a good moviemaker should re-do it for today's bullshit. Holy Smokes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (NtVYv)

55 About that bump . . .

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
Good morning. After two days of the DNC, Trump has now opened up a 5% lead over Kamala in ⁦@Polymarket⁩ gambling odds. Kamala has gone from a +10 favorite to -5 underdog in less than a week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (L/fGl)

56 Good morning. After two days of the DNC, Trump has now opened up a 5% lead over Kamala in ⁦@Polymarket⁩ gambling odds. Kamala has gone from a +10 favorite to -5 underdog in less than a week.

Go short on golf balls and garden hoses!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (TcVeV)

57 "Just a small number of pants are still available for new recruits, Williams said."

That doesn't sound good for new recruits.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

58 Ok, folks, everyone needs to back away from Ben Had's kitchen table, slowly. With that glint in the eye, things could get dicey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

59 I know it gets said a lot here, but that Orwell was a visionary. It's all so 1984.

Someone that is a good moviemaker should re-do it for today's bullshit. Holy Smokes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (NtVYv)

Not hardly, he was describing how the socialist groups he knew were acting at the time, extrapolated to the globe in the future.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

60 The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.
Posted by: Hello Sailor! at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)


You know who else didn't get his military the right kind of clothing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (TcVeV)

61 The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.

Posted by: Hello Sailor! at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

Pants? Jokes on them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (i24o9)

62 "Just a small number of pants are still available for new recruits, Williams said."

That doesn't sound good for new recruits.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
---
In today's Commie navy, everyone shares!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

63 "Just a small number of pants are still available for new recruits, Williams said."

That doesn't sound good for new recruits.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM


We certainly won't be seeing them on the Book Thread anytime soon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

64 The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.
Posted by: Hello Sailor!

Well, they can't post on the book thread then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (L/fGl)

65 Gov. @Tim_Walz
Where is JD Vance's program?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl)

It's with the Sergeant Major paperwork you didn't fill out.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

66 "things could get dicey.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

I'll keep a sharp lookout.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

67 The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.
Posted by: Hello Sailor! at August 21, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)


Looks like some of you boys are going to have to share.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (TcVeV)

68 62 "Just a small number of pants are still available for new recruits, Williams said."

That doesn't sound good for new recruits.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
---
In today's Commie navy, everyone shares!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

But there’s a Plethora of Assless Chaps, yes??

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (PCK5/)

69 In today's Commie navy, everyone shares!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)


Lot's of shirt cocking gonna happen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (NtVYv)

70 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?

How many vasectomies have been performed in Chicago this week? How many abortions? How many kids sterilized from using trans drugs?
Does their platform on the Climate Emergency specify reducing family size to save the planet, or even indicate any kids are unwise because we only have a few years, if any, to stop its destruction???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (GLcqQ)

71 @53

>>The Navy has run out of pants for sailors’ off-base uniforms because of supply chain problems — and they likely won’t get new ones until next year, officials said.

MIRROR UNIVERSE PAUL ANKA: THE GUYS GET PANTS!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (XV/Pl)

72 Ben Had 's landscaping. I take the berries but leave the twig

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (3OQQc)

73 Recruits can wear skirts.
Duh

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:22 PM (GLcqQ)

74 "Just a small number of pants are still available for new recruits, Williams said."

That doesn't sound good for new recruits.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
---
In today's Commie navy, everyone shares!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

Instead of hot racking it, they're hot pantsing it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:22 PM (i24o9)

75 Recruits can wear skirts.
Duh
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:22 PM (GLcqQ)

It will make it easier for the women to scratch their nuts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:22 PM (NtVYv)

76 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (GLcqQ)
----
The Dems version of "kid-friendly" is wildly at odds with a normie's version....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2024 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

77 Ben Had 's landscaping. I take the berries but leave the twig
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:21 PM (3OQQc)

Noodles

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 07:23 PM (NtVYv)

78 Recruits can wear skirts.
Duh
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:22 PM (GLcqQ)


Kilts!

Design a plaid for every ship!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

79 We must be living in a parody of reality.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

80 I put it every day Sundowner has at least a 1 in 100 chance not to get through the day.

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

81 Who thinks that Navy pants are not made in America, which is what “supply chain issue “ is meant to hide?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:24 PM (GLcqQ)

82 Who thinks that Navy pants are not made in America, which is what “supply chain issue “ is meant to hide?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:24 PM (GLcqQ)

Perhaps they were made in East Ukraine. Who could have anticipated problems there?

It's not their fault!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:25 PM (n7h9X)

83 @80

>>I put it every day Sundowner has at least a 1 in 100 chance not to get through the day.

The Turnip is in the bonus rounds of life, where everyone is day to day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 07:25 PM (XV/Pl)

84 76 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21

The ones they allow to live?

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (pZEOD)

85 "The Navy has since sent out new vendor contracts and it expects the first pants deliveries in October, said Mikia Muhammad, a spokeswoman for the Defense Logistics Agency."

There. They fixed it. Now shut up, you weirdos.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

86 The Democrats want to parent the children that manage to survive.

I you can see the Chinese Communist influence in his statement.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (GLcqQ)

87 Aren't navy pants denim?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (3OQQc)

88 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21

The ones they allow to live?
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (pZEOD)

If they aborted them all, who would be left to mutilate later?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (n7h9X)

89 85 "The Navy has since sent out new vendor contracts and it expects the first pants deliveries in October, said Mikia Muhammad, a spokeswoman for the Defense Logistics Agency."

There. They fixed it. Now shut up, you weirdos.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

Mikia Muhammad… let that sink in….

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)

90 "The Navy has since sent out new vendor contracts and it expects the first pants deliveries in October, said Mikia Muhammad, a spokeswoman for the Defense Logistics Agency."

There. They fixed it. Now shut up, you weirdos.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

Great, they will be poofy pants with fezzes.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:28 PM (n7h9X)

91 Aren't navy pants denim?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:26 PM (3OQQc)

They were at one time, then they went to a sort of BDU similar to Army. Don't know the current uniform.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:28 PM (i24o9)

92 Harem Pants… gauzy…

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:28 PM (PCK5/)

93 They were at one time, then they went to a sort of BDU similar to Army. Don't know the current uniform.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:28 PM (i24o9)

probably made of lead sheets.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:28 PM (n7h9X)

94 Walz, kid friendly means: the ones we don't kill we molest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 07:29 PM (tT6L1)

95 Oldcat they mutilate our children.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 07:29 PM (GLcqQ)

96 "The ensemble — known in the military world by the acronym NWU — is one of the few that sailors are allowed to wear on the job and out in public, including to shops and restaurants."

Posted by: Smart Military Facts at August 21, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

97 Walz, kid friendly means: the ones we don't kill we molest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 07:29 PM (tT6L1)

Or sterilize.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:31 PM (i24o9)

98 Harem Pants… gauzy…
Posted by: tubal

Can't Touch This!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)

99 The 81-year-old had showed signs of slipping for a long time

had shown. do these guys even english?

Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2024 07:31 PM (oY6Yp)

100 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?
Posted by: Lizzy


Very, very friendly. Just step into their windowless van and find out.

Posted by: mikeski regrets this comment at August 21, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

101 100 Waltz says they’re the kid friendly candidates?
Posted by: Lizzy

Very, very friendly. Just step into their windowless van and find out.
Posted by: mikeski regrets this comment at August 21, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

He’s got pictures
He’s got candy
He’s a loveable man…

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2024 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

102 Kid friendly Awalz, " wanna pet my puppy"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:34 PM (3OQQc)

103 The 81-year-old had showed signs of slipping for a long time

had shown. do these guys even english?
Posted by: anachronda

So they had knowed it a long time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

104
Meet the new cold war.
Same as the old cold war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2024 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

105 Publish the poll numbers? Did they have secret real ones that were worse than the ones out there? Does that portend the current ones for Kamalalalala are equally fake? They should have gone with old and slipping.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2024 07:36 PM (pZEOD)

106 The new cold war comes with sprinkles ... of bombs and Antifa/BLM armed terrorists.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2024 07:37 PM (Cus5s)

107 54 It's all so 1984.

Someone that is a good moviemaker should re-do it for today's bullshit.


winston smith -> winnie smith, a vibrant lesbian of color. sister, have you heard the news? abortion ration's going up!

Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2024 07:38 PM (oY6Yp)

108 Keyboard's still working.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 21, 2024 07:38 PM (hoCmQ)

109 olddog, Good. We need you !

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:39 PM (3OQQc)

110 The Navy Aquaflage was impressive. I know that it's exactly what I'd want to be wearing if I went overboard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

111 Duncanthrax, is that the blue stuff?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:40 PM (3OQQc)

112 I hear they already cremated Crooks? So we can never really know what toxicology he had in his blood (compliments of our own CIA?).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2024 07:41 PM (Cus5s)

113 I hear they already cremated Crooks? So we can never really know what toxicology he had in his blood (compliments of our own CIA?).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2024 07:41 PM (Cus5s)

We all know the FBI does the in-country assassinations.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:43 PM (n7h9X)

114 "The Navy has since sent out new vendor contracts and it expects the first pants deliveries in October, said Mikia Muhammad, a spokeswoman for the Defense Logistics Agency."

There. They fixed it. Now shut up, you weirdos.
Posted by: fd


Where are they being made? WHERE?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 07:43 PM (IG4Id)

115 Duncanthrax, is that the blue stuff?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:40 PM (3OQQc)

Seems like the totally sensible idea for a sailor washed out of a ship is camouflaged to make him look like water. The hat looks like a cheap SF show headgear.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:44 PM (n7h9X)

116 Biden was obviously brain mush before his first day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 21, 2024 07:45 PM (cOq4q)

117 Where are they being made? WHERE?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 07:43 PM (IG4Id)

They could be made in the U.S., but the fabric likely is not.

I had an order in at Seek Outside on delay for about a month, because they could not get the material at any price.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 07:45 PM (i24o9)

118 Duncanthrax, is that the blue stuff?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 07:40 PM


Yes.

https://tinyurl.com/2bsz2ey7

They went away from that in 2016 or so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

119 Seems like the totally sensible idea for a sailor washed out of a ship is camouflaged to make him look like water. The hat looks like a cheap SF show headgear.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 07:44 PM (n7h9X)
---
It's so the sharks can't see them.

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2024 07:46 PM (uGpeQ)

120 I missed this one from earlier:

@TheBabylonBee 4h
Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh https://buff.ly/3YTyycl

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 07:46 PM (IG4Id)

121 Café is served

at page top

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 21, 2024 07:55 PM (c39uV)

122 'Journalists' nowadays write from the female perspective: when another woman disses yr dress, it's an 'attack'.

They even describe Israel's war like this: as tit for tat 'attacks' whose success is measured in casualty numbers. No precision targeting apparently, just angry volleys. Like women casting withering glances at each other.

So too the Biden Presidency is a display of 'courage', standing up to envious 'trolls', like Madonna!

Posted by: pakisa at August 22, 2024 02:11 AM (P+ge2)

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