Piglet Pool Party Cafe

"Waiting for the right moment..."

Evil river otter being evil.

Raven being stately.

Baby owl trying to look all serious and grown-up.

Baby hippo being an awkward sausage.

Cat finally realizes his dream of being directly involved in inputting into the computer.

Apology accepted.

Separation anxiety.

Aggravated separation anxiety.

Rescuing a baby deer trapped in a drainage ditch.

These woodcocks are acting like they own the place.

Solid pounce.

Did you... did you make that all for me?

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1 Evening!

Posted by: Ann at August 20, 2024 07:16 PM (4neFu)

2 Hola k

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 20, 2024 07:17 PM (ZUxK6)

3 Others have been called

Posted by: Ann at August 20, 2024 07:17 PM (4neFu)

4 There's got to be an Ewok Endor joke in endorse somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2024 07:19 PM (FhXTo)

5 Brandon went dark again last night! It’s difficult to take him seriously when he’s screaming at the clouds. And, does he pronounce Kamala correctly?

Posted by: Stale, Pale, and Male at August 20, 2024 07:19 PM (eMjFj)

6 He said woodcock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 07:19 PM (4Med0)

7 The baby owl's adorable. It looks like Ernie Kovacs.

Posted by: Paco at August 20, 2024 07:21 PM (njExo)

8 Cafe! Woot! The guys helping the old lady across the street is smile inducing.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 07:21 PM (pZEOD)

9 Jeez!
My dog just farted.
Ugh!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 07:22 PM (W/lyH)

10 I think the guy's hand gave the baby hippo an instant inferiority complex.

Posted by: Paco at August 20, 2024 07:23 PM (njExo)

11 Jeez!
My dog just farted.
Ugh!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Sure, blame it on the dog.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2024 07:23 PM (hoCmQ)

12 Did you say Piglet?

http://tiny.cc/xneizz

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 07:23 PM (FVLcK)

13 Query: Is that skeleton photographer located in Switzerland?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 07:24 PM (+myjY)

14 such a cute vid of little pigs jumping into a river so they can get to philadelphia and vote for kamala

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:24 PM (CWTWj)

15 Too hot here.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 20, 2024 07:25 PM (uTs0B)

16 12 Not exactly what I was attempting, but it still worked out.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 07:25 PM (FVLcK)

17 Immersed in girthy content, (which I shall consume later gotta get dinner going) I drop this, seeing as how there was much discussion of a nuclear exchange in previous threads. I don't know how much is conjecture, maybe all of it, but it is a cool graphic display.

Goes to X

https://tinyurl.com/2ks6ddcp

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 20, 2024 07:25 PM (MeG8a)

18 9 Jeez!
My dog just farted.
Ugh!
Posted by: Diogenes at August

Cats for the win!

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 07:25 PM (pZEOD)

19 Ushuaia - jumping off point for Antarctica and penguins!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (+myjY)

20 Horde days of the week so far:

Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - R@pey Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - ??
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (Ydd86)

21 The cat acting a mouse pad was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (oaGWv)

22 *barfs on carpet*

Posted by: the cat at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

23 i understand that kamala's laptop just stopped working because her files got blown away by a tornado

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (CWTWj)

24 Is that top picture from one of those body farms?

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 07:27 PM (oaGWv)

25 Jeez!
My dog just farted.
Ugh!
Posted by: Diogenes
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Sure, blame it on the dog.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 20, 2024 07:23 PM (hoCmQ)
***

So far Mrs D is buying it!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 07:27 PM (W/lyH)

26 Carville is into photography...?

Interesting....

Posted by: Stateless at August 20, 2024 07:27 PM (jvJvP)

27 i understand that kamala's laptop just stopped working because her files got blown away by a tornado

This is why cloud storage is inherently unreliable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2024 07:27 PM (+myjY)

28 re 11: so you are suggesting that it was biden who was biting people?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:27 PM (CWTWj)

29 River Otter was annoying, but I don't think I would go so far as to call it evil in this instance.

It's not like he tried telling a BLM hooligan "All Lives matter."

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 07:28 PM (FVLcK)

30 Cleans the shit out of the little pigs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2024 07:29 PM (91Nxr)

31 Right now in my backyard I have two very young deer eating the leaves off a bush and rabbit hopping around them. Getting a bit out of had with the wildlife around here.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 07:29 PM (LkLld)

32 Stanley Kubrick getting one more take.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 20, 2024 07:29 PM (kpS4V)

33 "Cleans the shit out of the little pigs.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot"

Toe fungus?

Posted by: the cat at August 20, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

34 If you never read "Run with the Horsemen" you are missing a great tale. There is a part in the book where a young boy has to drive a team of mules out to the farmhands to bring them lunch. The lad decides it might be fun to strike a match behind the farting mule. There has never been a better depiction of what happens next.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:30 PM (3OQQc)

35 according to a facebook quiz, 'what kind of bird are you', i said my name was kamala and it told me i'd be a swallow

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:30 PM (CWTWj)

36 In re: Raven

I'm not sure you can use the adjective "stately" in this instance. No bust of Pallas anywhere to be found.

Posted by: E A P at August 20, 2024 07:30 PM (FVLcK)

37 At first glance, I honestly thought that owl was a finger puppet.

Posted by: E A P at August 20, 2024 07:31 PM (FVLcK)

38 Cat brought in snake number 20. I can't wait for mouse season.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 07:32 PM (D7oie)

39 He said woodcock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 07:19 PM (4Med0)

How much poon would a woodcock dick if a woodcock could dick poon?

Posted by: Simple Simon at August 20, 2024 07:33 PM (+myjY)

40 Horde days of the week so far:

Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - R@pey Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - ??
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM (Ydd86)
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I don't know about you guys but around here Thursday is garbage and recycling day, and I'd better not forget it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 07:33 PM (W/lyH)

41 Cat brought in snake number 20. I can't wait for mouse season.
Posted by: Kindltot

That’s a keeper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 07:34 PM (4Med0)

42 according to cnn, biden cleaned his plate and ate three whole scootter pies, proving he is still fit to be president.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:35 PM (CWTWj)

43 Dancing kitties.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 07:35 PM (Nq2KV)

44 That’s a keeper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 07:34 PM (4Med0)

Nah, it was too small. I had to throw it back.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

45 Dancing kitties.
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 07:35 PM (Nq2KV)

I read that as Dancing ti....errrr...never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (W/lyH)

46 JackStraw, what does Elvis think about a those critters in His yard?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (3OQQc)

47 Just finished watching The Pianist.

Hell is too good for some people.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (B1dzx)

48 In important news JLo has finally filed for divorce. 2 years. Some love story.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (oaGWv)

49 I read that as Dancing ti....errrr...never mind.
Posted by: Diogenes

I did, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2024 07:39 PM (4Med0)

50 >>JackStraw, what does Elvis think about a those critters in His yard?

Normally, he is not pleased at all. But at the moment he's on his back snoring away, blissfully unaware of the scene outside.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

51 In important news JLo has finally filed for divorce. 2 years. Some love story.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (oaGWv)

She is the new Elizabeth Taylor.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 07:40 PM (B1dzx)

52 Cats *do* fart...

My old calico (RIP) would gas me sometimes. Urk! Just brushing her out on my lap, she'd be purring & relaxing.

And then! The invisible cloud of wretched STANK would envelope us. She didn't care. I'd just about puke...

Posted by: JQ at August 20, 2024 07:41 PM (njWTi)

53 polynikes, hell is the place some people need to pass through on their journey to greater retribution.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:41 PM (3OQQc)

54 hola chamacas y chamacos .

Posted by: chango butt at August 20, 2024 07:41 PM (v1eJ7)

55 "Seperation Anxiety" vid reminded me of the time he had to put his puppies on Prozak for their unhealthy way of dealing with his absence whenever he had to work.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 07:41 PM (FVLcK)

56 according to a facebook quiz, 'what kind of bird are you', i said my name was kamala and it told me i'd be a swallow
Posted by: gnats local 678

Tim? Common Loon.

Sydney? Great Tit.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 07:42 PM (DgGvY)

57
In important news JLo has finally filed for divorce. 2 years. Some love story.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 07:38 PM (oaGWv)

___________

2 Hollywood years? That's like 50 normie years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2024 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

58 Adorable owl is adorable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 20, 2024 07:43 PM (aXxgO)

59 Wolfhounds are notorious for their flatulence. Put 4 in one place-- do not light a match.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:43 PM (3OQQc)

60 I like to watch dogs when they are in DefCon 1 mode, though there isn't anything there. Maybe a leaf blowing by or something.

There's a doggie I watch on YouTube (the best and highest purpose I suppose) and this is maybe a female trait, they try to "shush" a dog from barking when they are in this mode. This has never worked in 5000 years, but hope springs eternal apparently. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2024 07:44 PM (EHNgd)

61 Love the photo. No budget, had to use a skeleton crew.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:44 PM (dgqS0)

62 If the guy up top had used Nikon equipment, he wouldn't be in the situation he's in today.

Pompeo Posar used Nikons. Except at the final part of his shoots, when the view camera would come out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

63 Good evening everyone
On way home from Biden County

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 07:45 PM (PT9xy)

64 Was anybody else expecting the deer to jump right back into the drainage ditch?

Posted by: Eternal Optimisty Morning Dew at August 20, 2024 07:46 PM (FVLcK)

65 Love the photo. No budget, had to use a skeleton crew.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Set up mirror.

Set camera delay for 50 years.

First undead selfie!

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (DgGvY)

66 " In important news JLo has finally filed for divorce"

That's nothing. Taco Bell is bringing back the Green Burrito.

Posted by: fd at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

67 "These woodcocks are acting like they own the place."

Mating ritual, or just too cool for school?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

68 The "little cannonballs" video is cute.
Probably not a good idea for National Bacon Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC)

69 j.d. whats his name this week still vance? Says rape is inconvenient besides a hillbilly virgin is a girl who can out run her brothers!

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2024 07:48 PM (RKwX+)

70 Set up mirror.

Set camera delay for 50 years.

First undead selfie!

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (DgGvY)

I'm gonna ponder on that mikeski.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:48 PM (dgqS0)

71 Yeeesh. On the boat home.

Looks like someone told the tourists to bigger off. Not many infesting the boat today.

We do have three cruise ships in port, so I dunno where all the people are.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:48 PM (4+o0E)

72 keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:49 PM (CWTWj)

73 Horde days of the week so far:

Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - R@pey Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - ??
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM

Are not Thursdays Tummy Rub Thursdays? nurse seems to be in charge of that one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

74 nurse, going for a little long range instruction?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:50 PM (3OQQc)

75 It's TUMMY RUB TUESDAY

TUESDAY

not Thursday.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:51 PM (4+o0E)

76 73 Horde days of the week so far:

Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - R@pey Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - ??
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM

Are not Thursdays Tummy Rub Thursdays? nurse seems to be in charge of that one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

Its Hump Day Eve

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2024 07:51 PM (gbOdA)

77 Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Mark in SC at August 20, 2024 07:51 PM (gWO+I)

78 Ben Had.

I wish. Just pulling weasel's leg.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:51 PM (4+o0E)

79 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 07:26 PM

Since I don't see booze in those days, I'd say Thursday is Celebrate the coming of Friday Day.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:52 PM (dgqS0)

80 by the way, that skeleton looks like he has monkeypox. everyone mask up. now. really. also, if you're already dead be sure to register to vote, kamala needs you to help her save democracy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:52 PM (CWTWj)

81 Clicked the woodcocks link.

As a person who might have told an internet troll or two to "go choke on a splintery dildo," I was fairly relieved it was just a couple of epileptic birds.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 07:52 PM (FVLcK)

82 I wish. Just pulling weasel's leg.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:51 PM (4+o0E)
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Aw man!

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2024 07:53 PM (uGpeQ)

83
Mating ritual, or just too cool for school?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 20, 2024 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

Not a mating ritual, because the babies do it as well. Several theories, but the one that makes the most sense is sensing earthworms other bugs in the dirt, an "earthbender" echolocation. Lots more videos of them dancing to various funk hits. I lost a lot of time down that rabbit hole.

Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2024 07:53 PM (wLjpr)

84 53 polynikes, hell is the place some people need to pass through on their journey to greater retribution.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:41 PM (3OQQc)
Fortunately, no protocol for that in scripture. Whew!

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 07:53 PM (Nq2KV)

85 Ben, Nurse. Love ya. Heidi sends hugs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:53 PM (dgqS0)

86 Daughter: "You can stay with us. The couch is very comfortable."
Me: "No thank you, I will gladly pay Marriott to not have your bulldogs farting in my face all night."

Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 07:54 PM (0w7qT)

87 nurse, I was hoping you were adding that to your many talents.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:54 PM (3OQQc)

88 I don't know about you guys but around here Thursday is garbage and recycling day, and I'd better not forget it.
Posted by: Diogenes

I'd never consent to be such a slave to fashion, order, and cleanliness.

Posted by: Pigsty Petey at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (CV8a5)

89 according to a facebook quiz, 'what kind of bird are you', i said my name was kamala and it told me i'd be a swallow
Posted by: gnats local 678

Tim? Common Loon.
Sydney? Great Tit.

Paolo? American Woodcock.

Hillary? Little Bittern.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

90 Cannibal Bob!

Smooches to you both! Will you be joining us in October?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (y8e+f)

91 i see raimondo is here, the sperm bank all you can eat special must have closed early today

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (CWTWj)

92 Daughter: "You can stay with us. The couch is very comfortable."

Me: "No thank you, I will gladly pay Marriott to not have your bulldogs farting in my face all night."

Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 07:54 PM (0w7qT)

this made me LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (dgqS0)

93 Daughter: "You can stay with us. The couch is very comfortable."

Me: "No thank you, I will gladly pay Marriott to not have your bulldogs farting in my face all night."

Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 07:54 PM (0w7qT)

Also, would make a great ad for Marriott.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 07:56 PM (dgqS0)

94 re 89: i was going to say old buzzard.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:57 PM (CWTWj)

95 Apparently with the new revised job numbers, the only ones with new jobs are the interlopers.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 07:57 PM (pZEOD)

96 Me: "No thank you, I will gladly pay Marriott to not have your bulldogs farting in my face all night."
Posted by: sal

That breed has horrific gas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 20, 2024 07:58 PM (4Med0)

97 Cannibal Bob and Heidi, hugs and a raised glass. Love ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:58 PM (3OQQc)

98 Can we make Thursday Maple Syrup on French Toast Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

99 Smooches to you both! Will you be joining us in October?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:55 PM (y8e+f)

Smooches back babe. Perhaps next year. We are tied to a home that is in the midst of renovation to keep it from falling apart, and I need to get therapy for my Enochlophobia. I'm such a small group guy....anyway miss you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:01 PM (dgqS0)

100 - Did someone say boats?
I now have one. Picked it up today.
Nothing fancy which means perfect for me.
12ft Lowes V-hull. 30lb thrust trolling motor and two nice oars.
I can put it in the bed of the truck with my gear and go.
Already have a Garmin Stryker 4.
Need CCA flotation and get it registered. Gonna get a new plug just because and a few marker bouys.
First time in 20 years this old man will be able to get on the water when I want to.
And weather (wind) allows.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:01 PM (aCV/b)

101 98 Can we make Thursday Maple Syrup on French Toast Day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)
That's every day.

(100?)

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:01 PM (FVLcK)

102 Have a great night, everyone.

May you and yours be in a happy place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

103
Yeah, the Bureau of Lies and Statistics is going to revise the jobs numbers down by at least 600K if not a million.

Funny how all these errors always seem to go one way, isn't it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2024 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

104 Cannibal Bob and Heidi, hugs and a raised glass. Love ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 07:58 PM (3OQQc)

She raised her glass of vodka/rocks and sent hugs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:03 PM (dgqS0)

105 In Mandarin, "The dog farted" is muttered when a politician is spouting bullsh*t.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

106 Cannibal Bob, nurse and I have an alternative plan that will work. Details to be emailed.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:04 PM (3OQQc)

107 this just in: biden after dinner dropped trou and scooted around wiping his butt on the carpet, but he was able to pull up his depends and pants without help, again showing he was still fit to be president of whatever country he thinks he lives in. maybe pastramia, his son got lots of money from bucharestia.

nota bene: one of the most attractive women i ever met was romanian. i'd still marry her. te ubesk or something like that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 08:04 PM (CWTWj)

108 We are tied to a home that is in the midst of renovation to keep it from falling apart,
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:01 PM

Did you get the GFI issue sorted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

109 We be so exercited tonite because Presdent Obama will be at the DNC Conventin. We loves Presdent Obama and yew shoulds too. He be does so much for yew and your life id be much better because of him. We knows that VP Harrris was also be just as good if not butter......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 20, 2024 08:05 PM (qpLSv)

110 The top pic reminded me of something I haven't thought of in years- when we were kids we actually owned an articulated skeleton hand. It was sepia colored and strung on twine. We kept it in the playroom.

I'm guessing it was a med school relic of my dad's- we never asked as we were just used to having it around.

Now, I'm finding this kind of macabre and "What was up with that?", but back then we were chill.

Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 08:06 PM (0w7qT)

111 Tucker Carlson and Vince Coglianese sat down and talked for three hours. Yeah, that's a long time. It's very entertaining and there are chapter divisions.

https://tinyurl.com/mtze5kud

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 20, 2024 08:06 PM (dg+HA)

112 100 Congratulations on the boat, TeeJ. Being a landlubber, I only understood a limited number of words, but you seem excited, which brings me joy.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:06 PM (FVLcK)

113 Totalitarian Thursday!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:07 PM (3OQQc)

114 First time in 20 years this old man will be able to get on the water when I want to.
And weather (wind) allows.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:01 PM (aCV/b)

Fantastic! congratulations! ..I remember our first boat in Florida....and when we were fishing and realized I had left the plug out. good times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:08 PM (dgqS0)

115 The second night of the Democratic National Convention (DNC) opened with remarks from the grandsons of two former Democrat presidents.

Jason Carter, grandson of President Jimmy Carter, said that his grandfather "wishes he could be here tonight" and showed support for Vice President Harris' candidacy.

"Kamala Harris carries my grandfather's legacy. She knows what is right and she fights for it. She knows that leadership is about service, not selfishness. That you can show strength and demonstrate decency. And that you can get a whole lot more done with a smile than a scowl."

"His spirit is as strong as ever," Carter said of his grandfather, the 39th president of the United States. "My grandfather can't wait to vote for Kamala Harris. She reminds us all that the promise of America remains unchanged. We are one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. And my grandfather knows that with her as our next president, we will keep that promise."

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at August 20, 2024 08:08 PM (qpLSv)

116 We do have three cruise ships in port, so I dunno where all the people are.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 20, 2024 07:48 PM

Soon....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2024 08:08 PM (Wnv9h)

117 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 08:09 PM (WXNFJ)

118 RMBS, soon !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:09 PM (3OQQc)

119 There are two great days for a boat owner.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 20, 2024 08:11 PM (dg+HA)

120 The election is Over !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bernie Sanders will endorse Kumala Horris and with that endorsement how can she/it/them/they/her lose !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at August 20, 2024 08:11 PM (qpLSv)

121 Did you get the GFI issue sorted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Thanks amigo! So far, I've decided to let the next owners sort it out. He's kind of an asshole. I'm going with "it's on a circuit and the sockets are downstream of the GFI in the circuit". Take it or leave it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:12 PM (dgqS0)

122 Carter said of his grandfather, the 39th president of the United States. "My grandfather can't wait to vote for Kamala Harris. . . .
Posted by: Frank N. Stein

"And", he added, "he will, multiple times, whether dead or alive."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 08:12 PM (WXNFJ)

123 119 There are two great days for a boat owner.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 20, 2024 08:11 PM (dg+HA)

Is one of them the day you temporarily capsized while carrying your entire arsenal of pistols, rifles, shot guns, and assorted accoutrements?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:13 PM (FVLcK)

124 The Kitties are most sportive and delightful in their antic japery. These furry imps almost move Werner to joy. Almost. Alas, anomie and angst hold sway, and are alliterative to boot. Meh, and ach as well.

I come to share with the gray box Horde a revelation I received on the previous evening. Not an epiphany, nor a vision, but a curious tidbit of ... Werner knows not what to call it. Last night was a quiet evening, a light meal, a cognac or two, a smattering of Ketamine and what Klaus calls Gorilla Biscuits, and securing Martin Scorsese in a headlock while punching him with great force, chastening him for that de-aging of Robert De Niro CGI in the Irishman. Ain't nobpdy got time for that.

I know, there is nothing remarkable there, many of you would say that this is typical of your own evenings and leisure time. At any event, while I was sculpting a new visage from the elfin director with the Herzog heirloom brass knuckles, handed down with great solemnity from one generation to the next, engraved with the motto "With great power comes a tremendous level of ass-kicking, and Homie better know that," a text reached Werner's Nokia. Ach, another post is needed.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:13 PM (tmPIh)

125 - Thanks tank.
I love getting out on smaller lakes and way up in the upper reaches of the arms of the bigger reservoirs around here. I have both really close plus a big creek that feeds one of the two reservoirs which are both real close.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:14 PM (aCV/b)

126 There are two great days for a boat owner.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Heh. LOL

Whenever I hear the call of the sea/lake/whatevs, I rent one for a few hours.

Cheap at 10x the price.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)

127 re 115: "My grandfather can't wait to vote for Kamala Harris"

even if he's dead by then. I wonder what the rule is in georgia if you vote early but die before election day. probably depends on whom you voted for, at least in fulton county

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 08:14 PM (CWTWj)

128 Japery, what a wonderful word.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:15 PM (3OQQc)

129 I have both really close plus a big creek that feeds one of the two reservoirs which are both real close.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:14 PM (aCV/b)

Are you fishing TeeJ?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:15 PM (dgqS0)

130 Did you get the GFI issue sorted?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thanks amigo! So far, I've decided to let the next owners sort it out. He's kind of an asshole. I'm going with "it's on a circuit and the sockets are downstream of the GFI in the circuit". Take it or leave it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

"Buy a GFY tester, plug it in and see what happens, dude."

"I said 'GFI tester.' What did you think I said?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

131 I couldn't even watch 5 minutes of this DNC shit show - they are calling roll for Kamalalala-Ding-a-ling right now and it's apparently going to be an endless parade of shrieking shrews announcing each vote for every state...

Voting for the Dems is apparently like voting to have your ex-wife run your life forever...

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2024 08:15 PM (K+UlC)

132 and i wonder if carter is still worried about nucular purliferation

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 08:16 PM (CWTWj)

133 "...She knows that leadership is about service, not selfishness. That you can show strength and demonstrate decency. And that you can get a whole lot more done with a smile than a scowl."

Said none of the 92% turnover-rate staff who crossed her path.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 20, 2024 08:16 PM (aXxgO)

134 Biden’s jobs growth was a bust. I’m shocked that the numbers were good for a democrat but really horrible.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 20, 2024 08:17 PM (17s+e)

135
"If it floats, flies, or f***ks, rent it."

Posted by: Stuff your dad would say when mom wasn't around at August 20, 2024 08:17 PM (dg+HA)

136 >> First time in 20 years this old man will be able to get on the water when I want to.
And weather (wind) allows.

There is Nothing—Absolutely Nothing—Half So Much Worth Doing as Simply Messing About in Boats.

Congratulations.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

137 re 133: who said that, eva braun's secretary?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 08:18 PM (CWTWj)

138 I'm going with "it's on a circuit and the sockets are downstream of the GFI in the circuit". Take it or leave it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:12 PM

Well, duh, that's how GFI works. Daisychaining 2, 3, or 4 in a row doesn't accomplish anything. GFI outlets are the only ones I've ever *had* to replace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

139 "It it weren't for tits and ass, there'd be a bounty on 'em"

Posted by: More Stuff Everyone Used To Say at August 20, 2024 08:20 PM (EHNgd)

140 Cannibal Bob, is your email the same? Better yet just drop me a hello, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:20 PM (3OQQc)

141 - @119 QT

I know the finishing line and if you're talking those $60K+ bass boats and such, I'd agree.
Little ones like I got are like a welcome friend. Not some uppity guest that thinks they should be waited on.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:20 PM (aCV/b)

142 "Buy a GFY tester, plug it in and see what happens, dude."

"I said 'GFI tester.' What did you think I said?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

I got lots of horde advice.. I wasn't quoting you. the only reason I asked was because the buyer is a dick and wanted them. We have had no issues. But Heidi wants a tester for the new house so I'll get one. Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:20 PM (dgqS0)

143 She's a mean drunk.

Posted by: Comma Lah's staff at August 20, 2024 08:21 PM (dg+HA)

144 105 In Mandarin, "The dog farted" is muttered when a politician is spouting bullsh*t.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

In my house, that is screamed followed by panicked running from the room. That one dog could clear an entire democrat convention with one thick blast. She's quite the fartist.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 20, 2024 08:21 PM (+YRf1)

145 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:21 PM (v6JzV)

146 143 She's a mean drunk.
Posted by: Comma Lah's staff at August 20, 2024 08:21 PM (dg+HA)

Ugly too, and what's with the pantsuits for these sterile bitches? Mix in a skirt or two.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 20, 2024 08:22 PM (+YRf1)

147 Evening, Cafe-goers! Nice photo up top, Ace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 08:22 PM (gFNvY)

148 "We are one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. And my grandfather knows that with her as our next president, we will keep that promise."
Posted by: Frank N. Stein

So shocking that he left one clause out of that first sentence.

Though you'd probably get kicked out of the DNC for saying that part.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

149 - No CB, not fishing. Need to get a couple things and get it registered.
Besides, if I was fishing, I wouldn't be here.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:22 PM (aCV/b)

150 Teej -
I plan to buy a small camper trailer next year and take it everywhere for about five years. I'm sure the same principle applies.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 20, 2024 08:23 PM (dg+HA)

151 ...Ach, another post is needed.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:13 PM (tmPIh)

Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2024 08:23 PM (Ku6F8)

152 Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - R@pey Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - Tummy Rub Thursday
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day

--

Now we can name months!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM (Ydd86)

153 Cannibal Bob, is your email the same? Better yet just drop me a hello, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:20 PM (3OQQc)

The one you have is Google but I don't use the Google one at all. I will definitely drop you a line with my MSN.com one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM (dgqS0)

154 Now we can name months!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM (Ydd86)

I thought they were all Pride Month.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 20, 2024 08:25 PM (+YRf1)

155 No CB, not fishing. Need to get a couple things and get it registered.

Besides, if I was fishing, I wouldn't be here.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:22 PM (aCV/b)

Huh. True. Keep use posted on your adventures.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 08:26 PM (dgqS0)

156 Ja, here we go. Werner got a text. Leaving a sobbing Scorsese for the moment, I saw that it was from Frogling maiden Timothée Chalamet, informing me of some inside news of the Chicago Convention. How this reached him Werner knows not, but that is not important. Chalamet shared what the Old Country would call the style of address crafter from California's worst export, Frau Kamala Harris. Hence, the following:

By consent of the Super Delegates and the Antifas various, the nominee shall be styled:

Kamala, Hawk Tuah Empress, First of her name, Divine Shadow of Kneepads, Defender of Transgender Hobbyism, Protector of the Box Wine Constituency, Ocasio Cortez Mentor and Enabler, Tsar of Borders and other Book Shops, Proclaimer of the Unburdened, Regent of Vermont, Bernie Sanders Kneecapper, Biden's Bane, Subverter of Clintons, Lady of Cats To Whom All Bases Are Belong, Princess of the Misty Isles of Dearborn, Cackle Queen, Immanetizer of the Eschaton, Last King of Scotland When Forest Whitaker Is Busy, Sauron's Apprentice.

Werner reports, you decide. Wait, there is one further revelation - coming uo next.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:26 PM (tmPIh)

157 Cannibal Bob, thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:26 PM (3OQQc)

158 Sean Davis reposted
Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅
@DanScavino
.@realDonaldTrump joins @TheoVon for an hour long interview that you don’t want to miss! Out now at: https://youtu.be/vC5cHjcgt5g
4:32 PM · Aug 20, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 20, 2024 08:27 PM (9aVck)

159 keith olbermann is a twat
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 07:49 PM (CWTWj)

What a coinkydink! So is raimondo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 08:27 PM (gFNvY)

160 I'm guessing it was a med school relic of my dad's- we never asked as we were just used to having it around.

Now, I'm finding this kind of macabre and "What was up with that?", but back then we were chill.
Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 08:06 PM (0w7qT)

Your dad let you play with the Hand of Glory, how sweet.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

161 Don't trip the GFI and there won't be a problem.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 20, 2024 08:27 PM (4Med0)

162
Carter said of his grandfather, the 39th president of the United States. "My grandfather can't wait to vote for Kamala Harris.

Let's dance!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 20, 2024 08:28 PM (63Dwl)

163 Evil river otters!

Just got out of Alien: Romulus.

Barely worth the six bucks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2024 08:29 PM (ufFY8)

164 Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - Tummy Rub Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - R@pey Thursday
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
--
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM

I flipped Tuesday & Thursday, since nurse (rather emphatically) stated that Tummy Rubs were to be performed on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

165 Red Sox pitching is horrific

Posted by: Jamaica at August 20, 2024 08:31 PM (6HDsc)

166 I flipped Tuesday & Thursday, since nurse (rather emphatically) stated that Tummy Rubs were to be performed on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

As long as r@pey day is adjacent to hump day, and not to pants day, it makes sense.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2024 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

167 Cubs v Tigers at Wrigley.

Already 0-1 Tigers, dammit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

168 The DNC also had a list of possible protocol when addressing the Democratic nominee:

'Your Shelob-ness"
"Product of Mating of a Jackal and an Insurance Agent"
Kaiser Söze of our Current Disease"
"Hyena Ejecta"
"Village Bicycle"
"Gentle Ben"
"Maid From Nantucke,"
"Cognitively Challenged Non-Lesbian Space Witch"
"Murray"

So there it is. Ja, yep. Werner is uncertain what to say.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:33 PM (tmPIh)

169 Werner reports, you decide. Wait, there is one further revelation - coming uo next.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:26 PM (tmPIh)
--------

We really need to introduce you to Zod.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2024 08:33 PM (bS+DD)

170 Not to bad getting home

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 08:33 PM (fwDg9)

171 I did make a run to Walmart in Onley this evening. Lovely night with a hint of fertilizer

Posted by: Jamaica at August 20, 2024 08:35 PM (6HDsc)

172 Your dad let you play with the Hand of Glory, how sweet.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

...and I'm dead
It's funny b/c he would have done just that
If they existed and he had one...

Posted by: sal at August 20, 2024 08:35 PM (0w7qT)

173 152 Now we can name months!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM (Ydd86)

1st Month- January
2nd Month- Febuary (We can leave off the extraneous "r")
3rd Month- March
4th Month- April
5th Month- May
6th Month- June
7th Month- Screw Off, Ya Limey Bastards
8th Month- August
9th Month- September
10th Month- Spooky Season
11th Month- November
12th Month- Christmastime

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:35 PM (FVLcK)

174 - @150 QT
That would be my guess. Why turn what should be fun and relaxing into expensive work?
I've got $565 in the boat, 30lb Minn Kota, battery and oars. All like new. I have looked and waited for what was just right for around 3 years.

CB, I'll drop a report now and then. C'mon cooler weather.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:35 PM (aCV/b)

175 Indians 3, Yankees 3 in the 5th. I refuse to call them the Guardians.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG)

176 Kumala Gets the Nomination.

Free Blow Jobs at the DNC Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2024 08:36 PM (1t11C)

177
Guardians?

Sounds like that diabeetus medicine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 08:38 PM (GMqvj)

178 Listening to the second movement of Samuel Barber's violin concerto. A very beautiful piece of music. I always marvel at the ability of a composer to pull a lovely melody out of thin air.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 08:38 PM (oaGWv)

179 The Texas Rangers suck so bad they can't even spell baseball let alone play it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:38 PM (3OQQc)

180 Want to be first to admit I was wrong if Tje Ho is their nomination

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 08:39 PM (fwDg9)

181 Doug Williams won a Super Bowl for the Redskins.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 20, 2024 08:39 PM (6HDsc)

182 Horde months:

Jan: Only Five Months to Pride Month!
Feb: Only Four Months to Pride Month!
Mar: Talk Like William Shatner Month
Apr: Only Two Months to Pride Month!
May: Only One Month to Pride Month!
Jun: Pride Month!
Jul: So Soon After Pride Month?
Aug: G.O.A.T. Café Anniversary Month
Sep: Only Nine Months to Pride Month!
Oct: Only Eight Months to Pride Month!
Nov: Thanksgivingmanship Month
Dec: Only Six Months to Pride Month!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

183 176 Kumala Gets the Nomination.

Free Blow Jobs at the DNC Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2024 08:36 PM (1t11C)

No, she got what she wanted. No more man meat mouth massages for Kamala.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:40 PM (FVLcK)

184 Correction: Oct: TxMoMe Month!!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

185 Maybe it's just to show they can put up the most H8ed woman in the country and will pull all the fraud votes in

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 08:40 PM (fwDg9)

186 Guardians?
Sounds like that diabeetus medicine.

Or a STD vaccine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 08:40 PM (mH6SG)

187 The Rangers have a great medical staff. DeGrom will spend two years in their care. Lucky fellow.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 20, 2024 08:41 PM (6HDsc)

188 Good evening horde. Hope y'all are well.

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (IQ6Gq)

189 185 Maybe it's just to show they can put up the most H8ed woman in the country and will pull all the fraud votes in
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 08:40 PM (fwDg9)

So replay 2016, but stuff the ballot boxes this time.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (FVLcK)

190 No, she got what she wanted. No more man meat mouth massages for Kamala.
Posted by: tankdemon

If, God forbid, she won the top spot, would she feel disappointed and empty since there are no dicks left to suck in the furtherance of her career?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

191 >>>These woodcocks are acting like they own the place.

Wait until the steelcocks show up and explain to them how things are.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (klJTj)

192 - This is gonna feel really weird to say but, get em Yanks.
My boys are chasing the Indians. And the Twins.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (aCV/b)

193 The Texas Rangers, from pinnacle to pit

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (3OQQc)

194 Mutual of Omaha needs to get some new on-air talent

Good evening all. Dare I look upthread, or are the sewer trout back?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (8AONa)

195 That's what the wine bottles are for, She Hobbitt.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (6HDsc)

196 188 Hey, TRex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)

197 188 Good evening horde. Hope y'all are well.
Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (IQ6Gq
Golden slumbers….

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (Nq2KV)

198 >135
"If it floats, flies, or f***ks, rent it."

Posted by: Stuff your dad would say when mom wasn't around at August 20, 2024 08:17 PM (dg+HA)

"You'll pay every time you take that thing out of your pants - one way or another." Sage advice from Old Man Meta.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (GTqXr)

199 Skip, you must be so exhausted. Two tough days in a row.

Posted by: Wenda at August 20, 2024 08:44 PM (A65Zh)

200
(Late) Afternoon, all. I drearily await the headlines about the Obamas ***DAZZLING*** the DNC. I look forward to the day they stop dazzling and just gently bless an occasion with their frail old selves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 20, 2024 08:44 PM (T3es0)

201 190 If, God forbid, she won the top spot, would she feel disappointed and empty since there are no dicks left to suck in the furtherance of her career?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

OMG- I just realized something. Kamala will probably be packing the knee pads when she goes to the WEF.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM (FVLcK)

202 So replay 2016, but stuff the ballot boxes this time.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (FVLcK)

They did it then, too. Just not enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM (4Med0)

203 Good evening all. Dare I look upthread, or are the sewer trout back?
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Just raimondo. No biggie. Easily ignored.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM (oaGWv)

204 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Howdy!"

She's not all that fond of Tummy Rub Tuesdays. A bit bitey.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM (BpYfr)

205 196 188 Hey, TRex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)
***
Good evening sir!

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 08:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

206 Kumala Gets the Nomination.
Free Blow Jobs at the DNC Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2024 08:36

I've got to stop watching the DNC, it's just a bunch of liars and idiots. So very sad there so many deceitful and stupid people around. These people are nucking futz.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 08:46 PM (55Qr6)

207 Perfessor, loved your last book thread picture.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:47 PM (3OQQc)

208 Perfessor, loved your last book thread picture.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:47 PM (3OQQc)
----
Thank you! Allie and Jasmine are both very photogenic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2024 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

209 She's not all that fond of Tummy Rub Tuesdays. A bit bitey.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

How many cats actually like tummy rubs? Most I've known either let you know they hate it or trick you into trying so they can let you know they hate it.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 20, 2024 08:49 PM (ftFVW)

210 Did Cum a Lie formerly receive the nomination?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:49 PM (v6JzV)

211 OMG- I just realized something. Kamala will probably be packing the knee pads when she goes to the WEF.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM (FVLcK)

Polish ze knob, frauline.

Posted by: Klaus Schaub at August 20, 2024 08:49 PM (4Med0)

212 204 She's not all that fond of Tummy Rub Tuesdays. A bit bitey.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2024 08:45 PM
***
Watched a Youtube video recently from Destin - Smarter Everyday - showing how cats rotate themselves after being dropped so that they land on all fours. His live cat demonstrator was far more patient than any cat I've ever known. Maybe it cooperated for science.

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 08:51 PM (IQ6Gq)

213 210 Damn, I meant “formally.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

214 Finally, the cops are banging some antifa heads outside the DNC.

Now I'm joyful.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2024 08:51 PM (LkLld)

215 How many cats actually like tummy rubs? Most I've known either let you know they hate it or trick you into trying so they can let you know they hate it.
Posted by: She Hobbit
---
Bingley LOVES tummy rubs. But he's the only cat I've ever known who does.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 20, 2024 08:51 PM (iZbyp)

216 Just a question- did anybody here have a sister who joined the volleyball team because she didn't want to explain to Mom the real reason she needed kneepads?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 08:52 PM (FVLcK)

217 Kumala Gets the Nomination.
Free Blow Jobs at the DNC Tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 20, 2024 08:36

I've got to stop watching the DNC, it's just a bunch of liars and idiots. So very sad there so many deceitful and stupid people around. These people are nucking futz.
Posted by: Farmer
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Was she drunk still?

Posted by: lin-duh at August 20, 2024 08:52 PM (PZo5T)

218 OMG- I just realized something. Kamala will probably be packing the knee pads when she goes to the WEF.
Posted by: tankdemon

One of many positions she will take there. She, and we, as a country, will also get screwed along with taking it up the a**.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2024 08:52 PM (WXNFJ)

219 The DNC DJ is all you need to know about the mood and intellectual tenor of the big Democrat celebration.

I expect to see Barry Soetoro in his khakis doing the limbo with his angry, ugly wife, and he'll say me, my, I at least 40 times.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 08:53 PM (fY84s)

220 BlueShield called to tell me about various services available to me (i spend $1162/mo on silver tier cov'g). Sounded like a middle-aged black woman from GA - and she is. Anyways, she reads a script and halfway through i've got her in stitches every other answer. The call itself was unnecessary but the human interaction was priceless. I told her that since she's a B.S. employee, she can call me any time if she needs to talk with someone. :->

Posted by: Greg Kihn at August 20, 2024 08:54 PM (KAi1n)

221 She's not all that fond of Tummy Rub Tuesdays. A bit bitey.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

How many cats actually like tummy rubs? Most I've known either let you know they hate it or trick you into trying so they can let you know they hate it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 20, 2024 08:49 PM

Ace the TxMoMe cat has a companion who joined us as a semi-feral kitten. He's gone from not allowing any touch to demanding daily brushes, which include his tummy and chest, while he lays there curling his paws.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)

222 lin-duh, you are over the crud ?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 08:54 PM (3OQQc)

223 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Howdy!"

She's not all that fond of Tummy Rub Tuesdays. A bit bitey.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Ja, such is the way of the feline race. Werner's own kitty, Commander Star Sprinkles, has been known to do this. Could she talk, she might well say that it is cruel to be kind in the right measure. Such is her musical taste - she cares naught for Rammstein, and deigns not to listen to Frau Nina and her plague of ninety-nine red balloons. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 08:54 PM (tmPIh)

224 Kamala won't agree to a debate that occurs before his sentencing in the NY Kangaroo Kourt 34 Felonies case. That is because she knows the Klown Kar Kourt is going to send him to prison, and nobody has to debate a felon in prison. That is the Democrat game plan. She knows she would be beaten like a rented mule in a debate with Trump, so she has no intention of actually being involved in any such thing.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 20, 2024 08:55 PM (Da7Vv)

225 Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - Tummy Rub Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - R@pey Thursday
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
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Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM

I flipped Tuesday & Thursday, since nurse (rather emphatically) stated that Tummy Rubs were to be performed on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
***

Hey, we're worth two days!

Posted by: The Cats at August 20, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

226 Hey, Screaming in Digital!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 20, 2024 08:57 PM (v6JzV)

227 Random, barely formed, thought -

Women in the West especially have taken on all sorts of roles in society that have traditionally been filled by men. Even very masculine roles such as soldier and secret service. To a lesser degree men are also doing roles traditionally feminine.

So what roles remains as uniquely feminine? Wife and mother. So how useful is advice from a feminist if she hasn't experienced the only uniquely feminine roles?

*runs away*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 20, 2024 08:57 PM (fs1hN)

228 Hey, we're worth two days!
Posted by: The Cats

And risk cat scratch fever? I think not.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 20, 2024 08:58 PM (ftFVW)

229 How many cats actually like tummy rubs? Most I've known either let you know they hate it or trick you into trying so they can let you know they hate it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 20, 2024 08:49 PM (ftFVW)
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Out of my five, only Penny and Hexie absolutely LOVE tummy rubs.

Kaylee will show me her tummy, but doesn't like it being rubbed.

Jasmine NEVER shows me her tummy.

Allie will show me her tummy and if I'm careful, I can often rub it a bit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2024 08:58 PM (BpYfr)

230 Ben Had,
Mostly. I had a coughing fit yesterday for hours after being outside in the heat and dust. Spawns practice started again

Posted by: lin-duh at August 20, 2024 08:58 PM (PZo5T)

231 Sunday - Pants Day
Monday - Fresh Hell Day
Tuesday - Tummy Rub Tuesday
Wednesday - Hump Day
Thursday - R@pey Thursday
Friday - Occasional Gainzz Day
Saturday - Coffee Day
--
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 20, 2024 08:24 PM

I flipped Tuesday & Thursday, since nurse (rather emphatically) stated that Tummy Rubs were to be performed on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
***
Tuesdays are also Geezer Golf Day, except today as we got rained out.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

232 BlueShield called to tell me about various services available to me (i spend $1162/mo on silver tier cov'g). Sounded like a middle-aged black woman from GA - and she is. Anyways, she reads a script and halfway through i've got her in stitches every other answer. The call itself was unnecessary but the human interaction was priceless. I told her that since she's a B.S. employee, she can call me any time if she needs to talk with someone. :->
Posted by: Greg Kihn

Dead sock off.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2024 09:00 PM (KAi1n)

233 If, God forbid, she won the top spot, would she feel disappointed and empty since there are no dicks left to suck in the furtherance of her career?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2024 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

Is this the part where you tell us about the "benefits of a classical education?"

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2024 09:00 PM (K+UlC)

234 So what roles remains as uniquely feminine? Wife and mother. So how useful is advice from a feminist if she hasn't experienced the only uniquely feminine roles?

*runs away*
Posted by: Chuck Martel

She's got all kinds of advice on being husband and father.

Also, rheeeeeeeeeee, she says.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 20, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)

235 Our Little Ball of Hate, who hates anything and everything, other than me and my bride, flops over and luvs a tummy rub. She'll pull the claws in and gently clamp onto the hand in order to make sure we don't quit.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 20, 2024 09:02 PM (8AONa)

236 >>>If, God forbid, she won the top spot, would she feel disappointed and empty since there are no dicks left to suck in the furtherance of her career?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

>>There are plenty of dicks to suck, but Putin and Zalenskyy and Xi will pale in comparison to the big American cocks Kamala utilizes for her routine yoga workouts.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 09:04 PM (fY84s)

237 Corsicana is going Chicago style. Middle school teacher had to be air ambulanced after being injured in a melee at school.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 09:04 PM (B1dzx)

238 Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2024 09:04 PM (fwDg9)

239 How many cats actually like tummy rubs? Most I've known either let you know they hate it or trick you into trying so they can let you know they hate it.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Out of my five, only Penny and Hexie absolutely LOVE tummy rubs.
Kaylee will show me her tummy, but doesn't like it being rubbed.
Jasmine NEVER shows me her tummy.
Allie will show me her tummy and if I'm careful, I can often rub it a bit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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MegaRoy pretends to hate it, but he'll roll that tummy up for gentle belly rubs when he's been lazing in the sun. Two or three pets, then it's 16 claws in a wrist, 8 holding and 8 bunny kicking.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2024 09:05 PM (MsrgL)

240 Hey, Screaming in Digital!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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*Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 20, 2024 09:05 PM (iZbyp)

241 I thought Thursday was weekend eve eve.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 20, 2024 09:06 PM (Lo1JW)

242 I had an Apple employee once laughing, I nonchalantly asked "How many cats do you own?" (more of a statement of fact or foregone conclusion) and there was this long pause, and she started laughing. She thought I was psychic or something. She couldn't get mad, and had fun discussing the "dogs have owners, cats have staff" angle on pet ownership.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2024 09:07 PM (EHNgd)

243 polynikes, my dear friend is no longer Superintendent of the district here. Shit like this never happened under his watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 09:07 PM (3OQQc)

244 Good evening Ben Had.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2024 09:12 PM (MsrgL)

245 >>There are plenty of dicks to suck, but Putin and Zalenskyy and Xi will pale in comparison to the big American cocks Kamala utilizes for her routine yoga workouts.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 09:04 PM (fY84s)

She is so stupid and self centered, she'd take a private meeting with each, so convinced she'd be of her intellectual prowess, and they'd gang bang her, just to screw America.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 09:13 PM (W/lyH)

246 Bingley LOVES tummy rubs. But he's the only cat I've ever known who does.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 20, 2024 08:51 PM (iZbyp)

Eevee loves tummy rubs as well. Yuu endures them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2024 09:13 PM (s9EYN)

247 Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 09:07 PM (3OQQc)

I was surprised.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2024 09:13 PM (B1dzx)

248 Bif, hon . Hope you and Smash are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 09:13 PM (3OQQc)

249 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

https://tinyurl.com/mnt3ccuf

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 09:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

250 There comes a moment when all who are blessed with the merry kittens may experience some degree of clawing and applied fangs. If you chide them for this, their gaze informs you that "you know what you did." Werner does not actually know, however, and is left puzzled, while he by sheer force of habit fetches a cat treat. Kitty is pleased! See how she capers about and purrs! Werner must capture this on his Nokia, so that others may witness and delight.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 20, 2024 09:14 PM (tmPIh)

251 We are, thank you. Hope you are doing okay as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2024 09:14 PM (MsrgL)

252 Bif, prepping for IRL Horde time and life couldn't be better.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 09:16 PM (3OQQc)

253 anyone watching? who was the bim in the blue dress just talking?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 09:17 PM (CWTWj)

254 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October
_____

Sunday book thread hardest hit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 20, 2024 09:18 PM (fs1hN)

255 Best part of being an uncle is telling your nephews "that air you're breathing that stinks? It used to be inside my butt.'

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2024 09:19 PM (+uHnC)

256 ITC, miss you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2024 09:20 PM (3OQQc)

257 Woodcocks like to strut it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEISiCmjwH8

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 20, 2024 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

258 Chuck Schumer legitimately looks like a demon.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 20, 2024 09:21 PM (AbL8c)

259 I'm watching this DNC deepfake-fest on CNN, and it all seems so phony to me.

It's like an Andy Griffith rerun, except that Opie isn't sure which of the 72 genders he'll choose to identify with and whether or not the others will get aggressive with him like Goober Pyle from behind the soda fountain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2024 09:21 PM (fY84s)

260 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

The incompetence of this is just unbelievable. There is no way this should happen. None.
What's next, no fuel for the ships? No torpedoes for the subs?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 09:22 PM (W/lyH)

261 We really need to introduce you to Zod.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2024 08:33 PM (bS+DD
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They are never in the same thread. Hm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2024 09:22 PM (JvZF+)

262
To refresh your mammaries of how Days 1 & 2 went for the GOP convention:

-Families who lost their children to obama-biden-harris' Fentanyl crisis

-Gold Star families who lost their children to biden-harris' Afghanistan surrender to the Taliban.

-Families who lost their children to biden-harris' illegal invaders

-Families who still had children in Gaza being held hostage by hamas-biden-harris.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 09:24 PM (GMqvj)

263
There will be no chants of "Bring Them Home" at the Democrat's convention. Someone should point that out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 09:24 PM (GMqvj)

264 249 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

the Book Thread port is closed until further notice

Posted by: gKWVE at August 20, 2024 09:24 PM (gKWVE)

265 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

the Book Thread port is closed until further notice
Posted by: gKWVE at August 20, 2024 09:24 PM (gKWVE)

The Guilty Pleasure is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2024 09:26 PM (W/lyH)

266 the navy runs out of pants

admiral levine is on it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 09:27 PM (CWTWj)

267 249 The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October
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How in the name of Rudy did the U.S. Navy run short of PANTS!?!?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 20, 2024 09:29 PM (W+kMI)

268 262
To refresh your mammaries of how Days 1 & 2 went for the GOP convention:

-Families who lost their children to obama-biden-harris' Fentanyl crisis

-Gold Star families who lost their children to biden-harris' Afghanistan surrender to the Taliban.

-Families who lost their children to biden-harris' illegal invaders

-Families who still had children in Gaza being held hostage by hamas-biden-harris.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August

And day 2 of the DNC, Israel recovers 7 bodies of hostages in Gaza while our president says those protesting Israel have a point. I would spit if I wasn’t a lady.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 09:31 PM (pZEOD)

269 How in the name of Rudy did the U.S. Navy run short of PANTS!?!?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Phase one complete!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 20, 2024 09:31 PM (ftFVW)

270 anyone watching? who was the bim in the blue dress just talking?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2024 09:17

Which one? The tranny from NJ?

What a clusterfuck of weirdos, to borrow a word from Tampon Timmy. He's almost like a cartoon character at times. Waving his arms around, pointing all over like a madman.

When he points to Komrade Kamala he looks like a carnival barker displaying his latest oddity.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 09:32 PM (55Qr6)

271 263
There will be no chants of "Bring Them Home" at the Democrat's convention. Someone should point that out.
======
I f there are shouts of "Bring them home!" at the Democrat convention, illegals will get brought in and given out, 1 per attendee.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 20, 2024 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

272 Chuck Schumer legitimately looks like a demon.

Most likely because he is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 09:34 PM (mH6SG)

273 So this is a kitty thread now? Okay- our cat Leo had recently given birth to a nice little litter if kittens, and they were snuggled in the corner of our bedroom while my wife was watching Dr. Pol on Animal Planet. We'll, on the screen, somebody had brought a kitten in for the vet to see, and the little tyke on television gave out a squeak.

Immediately, Leo came out of her corner and started looking around the room very nervously. "I could have sworn I had them all with me," I imagined her thinking. "Where is this other one at?" I tried to explain to her that it was just the TV and that none of her kittens was missing, but it took a few moments for her to calm down and return to the litter.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 09:35 PM (FVLcK)

274 And apparently 25 abortions performed. Please, Jesus. May you have mercy on us.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 09:35 PM (pZEOD)

275 262 To refresh your mammaries...

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 09:24 PM
***
You had me at mammaries.

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 09:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

276 ITC, miss you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Same. Hope I can swing through your area in March when I am at TX A&M. Either getting there, or coming back home.

Oct is right out. I got saddled with tech lead on a proposal and it has eaten all of my time.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2024 09:35 PM (MsrgL)

277
The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

https://tinyurl.com/mnt3ccuf

Posted by: TRex

Navy uniforms sure have changed since the 1970's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 09:36 PM (63Dwl)

278 Chuck Schumer legitimately looks like a demon.
Posted by: DaisyB at August 20, 2024 09:21

Have you seen Gretch Whitmer and Deb Stab'yall tonight? They seem to be vying for the role of Wicked Witch of the West.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 09:38 PM (55Qr6)

279 Navy uniforms sure have changed since the 1970's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 09:36 PM (63Dwl)

Curiously, though, Navy warehouses are bursting at the seams with tutus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2024 09:38 PM (gFNvY)

280 Immediately, Leo came out of her corner and started looking around the room very nervously. "I could have sworn I had them all with me," I imagined her thinking. "Where is this other one at?" I tried to explain to her that it was just the TV and that none of her kittens was missing, but it took a few moments for her to calm down and return to the litter.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 09:

Shouldn’t Leo be Lea? And kitties are such good mommies. Dems could learn a thing or 2.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 09:42 PM (pZEOD)

281
Cuck schumer, you say?
Cuck schumer says HE'S going to end the cap on SALT when the Trump Tax Cuts expire in 4 months.

1) he can't do that
2) he wouldn't do that even if he could
3) that's the only thing he'd do -- he wouldn't extend the, you know, actual tax cuts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 09:43 PM (GMqvj)

282 277
The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

https://tinyurl.com/mnt3ccuf

Posted by: TRex

Navy uniforms sure have changed since the 1970's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2024 09:36 PM (63Dwl
I gave Mrs. E a lesson on dungarees today. She only knew me in khakis, so unaware of dungaree advantages for drownproofing.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 09:43 PM (LHPAg)

283
"Hey chuck! You know you're a scumbag, right?"

https://youtu.be/RdSJX7VDYz4?si=1hEYgTjTUDWvVz7A&t=276

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 20, 2024 09:44 PM (GMqvj)

284 Top picture = Cambodian selfie.

Posted by: PabloD at August 20, 2024 09:45 PM (+knr/)

285 but it took a few moments for her to calm down and return to the litter.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 09:35 PM (FVLcK)

Great story. Leo is Leonora? No judgement, just asking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 09:46 PM (dgqS0)

286 >>The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

So. . . all get skirts instead?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2024 09:46 PM (Pijte)

287 >>The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October

. . . or a$$less chaps*?

*all chaps are a$$less

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2024 09:47 PM (Pijte)

288 Have you seen Gretch Whitmer and Deb Stab'yall tonight? They seem to be vying for the role of Wicked Witch of the West.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 09:38 PM (55Qr6)

Yikes!
Halloween in August.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 20, 2024 09:48 PM (AbL8c)

289 Chuck Schumer legitimately looks like a demon.

Most likely because he is.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2024 09:34
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Great minds think alike. Brings back fond memories of ridiculing Hairy Reid with westminsterdogshow and others at the Atomic Test museum in LV. RIP west...

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 09:49 PM (55Qr6)

290 I hope the Navy finds its pants because apparent Biden is getting us into Nuclear war as his parting gift.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 09:50 PM (pZEOD)

291 "Please, Jesus, have mercy on us." - Piper.

No disrespect, but I'm pretty much at the point where I'm praying he drops the Apocalypse Hammer on us.

I consider my salvation secure, but if I'm wrong then I don't mind moving to the "condemnation" phase if it means God's justice is meted out sooner rather than later.

Posted by: PabloD at August 20, 2024 09:51 PM (+knr/)

292 The greatest anti T 34 tank YT video of all time (so far).

Lazerpig doesn't care for Commieboos.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mtyxeu9j

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2024 09:52 PM (rj6Yv)

293 292 Lazerpig doesn't care for Commieboos.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2024 09:52 PM (rj6Yv)
***
I was not familiar with Lazerpig. I have watched only 2 minutes of the video you linked. I look forward to more. Thank you.

Posted by: TRex at August 20, 2024 09:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

294 Great story. Leo is Leonora? No judgement, just asking.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 20, 2024 09:46 PM (dgqS0)

I think she was just Leo. We had a lot of feral cats hanging around at the time so many of the traditional naming conventions were adhered to about as well as Scotch tape adheres to a popsicle.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 09:56 PM (FVLcK)

295 Well, that's the truth , Democrats running a " hate Trump" convention because they're the incumbent t party and don't want to admit a record of failure
NY Post editorial:

https://tinyurl.com/hfnjmxtd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2024 09:58 PM (CQukj)

296 What a clusterfuck of weirdos, to borrow a word from Tampon Timmy. He's almost like a cartoon character at times. Waving his arms around, pointing all over like a madman.

When he points to Komrade Kamala he looks like a carnival barker displaying his latest oddity.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 20, 2024 09:32 PM (55Qr6)

Tim Walz sounds like a low-T Cave Johnson

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2024 09:59 PM (D7oie)

297 290 I hope the Navy finds its pants because apparent Biden is getting us into Nuclear war as his parting gift.
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2024 09:50 PM (
Pants, and other ‘items’ will be essential, nay vital, in 6 months.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2024 10:00 PM (LHPAg)

298 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2024 10:04 PM (FVLcK)

299 Hope they find their pants before the Book Thread.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2024 10:05 PM (r5tfK)

300 MHONT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 20, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

301 ctHARRIS:: forWAR'd means a whole new dimension of the War on Normal People, where the Guilty are Rewarded, where the Innocent are Punished, where the mediocre, the Unworthy, the Depraved are CHAMPIONED on the basis of their mediocrity, their Unworthiness, their DEPRAVITY!

LIBs. Pity the Devil for being EVIL.
And require you to NOT ONLY Sponsor your Adversaries, but Actively Defend them as well.
https://tinyurl.com/3wzkn648

Lest we forget:

"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans." -- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.

To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK of additional attacks on our homeland and our allies. -- OBAMA'09

When I made the decision to end the U.S. military involvement in Afghanistan, I judged that it was not in the national interest of the United States of America to continue fighting this war -- Joe Biden July 08, 21

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 20, 2024 11:31 PM (OiMq1)

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