First-World Problems...

Finding a key in some rarely-used drawer and trying to remember exactly what the hell it unlocks is bad enough, but when one finds an entire full key ring...it's maddening!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 Being 1st

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

2 I know mentioned on the RKK Jr thread but I just saw this precis...

Lauren Lee @sheislaurenlee 1h
BREAKING: Joe Biden has ENDED Secret Service for RFK Jr. 🚨

Two days after RFK Jr. declared a "Unity Party" with Donald Trump, the White House has pulled his Secret Service.

Kennedy is still on the ballot in 40 out of 50 states. He did NOT drop out of the race.

Now, after partnering with Trump, Kennedy is a major target.

The empire is deliberately putting him in danger.

Regardless of where your vote lies, this man deserves protection for the bravery he has shown.

Share this!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 02:02 PM (c39uV)

3 It gets worse when you finally decide to put all those individual keys you find onto a key ring, and then six months later you find the key ring and wonder WTF???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 02:02 PM (W/lyH)

4 Yes have that issue, considering sometimes get keys from locks from work. Have tossed keys I have no idea before yet have some on key ring I don't know

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:04 PM (fwDg9)

5 Those are the keys to a giggle box.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 25, 2024 02:04 PM (4XwPj)

6 RFK Jr is no longer a candidate, so my suggestion is pony up for your own security.
Besides Trump has it and they sucked at their job

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:05 PM (fwDg9)

7 OK in an effort to be of help. I would look for anything with the Fisher Price logo and give it a try to see if a key fits

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 25, 2024 02:05 PM (YV5PN)

8 Willowed:

Aaron Judge just hit his 50th homer. Before September. Not too shabby
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:02 PM (mQCSa)

I'm not following baseball anymore, but did see that headline yesterday, when he hit #49.

I did the math... with that homer he was on a pace to hit.... guess. Don't go to your calculator, guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:07 PM (GtZ7X)

9 OK in an effort to be of help. I would look for anything with the Fisher Price logo and give it a try to see if a key fits
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 25, 2024 02:05 PM (YV5PN)

Aren't they the ones who created the market for electric vehicles?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:08 PM (GtZ7X)

10 "A" key ring?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 02:08 PM (AJJBK)

11 Kennedy is still a candidate. He suspended his campaign.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2024 02:09 PM (dDSBl)

12 Kennedy is still a candidate. He suspended his campaign.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2024 02:09 PM (dDSBl)

Apparently it's a process, to get removed from the ballot.

They're working on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:10 PM (GtZ7X)

13 Willowed: Aaron Judge hit his 50th homer. Before September. Not too shabby.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:10 PM (mQCSa)

14 >>> 10 "A" key ring?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 02:08 PM (AJJBK)

LOL

I have so many keys that I could probably get rid of, but knowing my luck...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2024 02:10 PM (FnneF)

15 I have a key on my key ring that I THINK is to the house that husband's sister lived in for a year before they moved to North Carolina. But since I'm not sure--and I can't check because they don't live there anymore--I'm afraid to take it off my key ring.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 25, 2024 02:11 PM (FEVMW)

16 I remember when hardware stores came out with keys in different colors. I re did all mine, red is the front door, purple is my neighbor's house, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:11 PM (MeG8a)

17 He's only taking his name off the ballot in swing states. In solid red or blue, he'll be on the ballot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2024 02:11 PM (dDSBl)

18 My 1WP was a plumbing leak yesterday. Cold line before kitchen. Installed a new shut off valve before that, a shut off valve that was a refrigerator connection but will use it for a drain. Was 6 solder joints, 1 shark bite connection, 2 shut off valves. Probably bought the solder long ago but didn't pay for the other parts all in my storage. The shark bite was from my dad so decided to try it.

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

19 Two days after RFK Jr. declared a "Unity Party" with Donald Trump, the White House has pulled his Secret Service.“

I could argue that he’s now safer because of this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 02:12 PM (gBVkZ)

20 It’s totes not a coup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 02:13 PM (UHnmb)

21 They want RFKjr dead. He didn't just leave the reservation. He torched it and threw the big chiefs onto the bonfire. The man has balls.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 25, 2024 02:14 PM (4XwPj)

22 I have a key on my key ring that I THINK is to the house that husband's sister lived in for a year before they moved to North Carolina. But since I'm not sure--and I can't check because they don't live there anymore--I'm afraid to take it off my key ring.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 25, 2024 02:11 PM

Do what I do take it off of your key ring and put i on another key ring and toss it in the junk drawer. I have a bunch of keys on a ring that I have no idea what they go to but as long as I am alive they will never get tossed away just in case.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 25, 2024 02:15 PM (QNSds)

23
LOL

I have so many keys that I could probably get rid of, but knowing my luck...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2024 02:10 PM (FnneF)

I have a mess of keys over 50 years old in a toolchest. Locks for them? Uh. ..

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 25, 2024 02:16 PM (AJJBK)

24 From last thread:

Yeah the Foo Fighters are pissed and they are suing.
Turns out there is a long list of artists suing the Trump campaign for using their music without permission, or so they claim. They've issued cease and desist letters.
I dunno, most venues pay for fair use rights but I suppose if you're out on a farm pasture in Ohio or North Carolina it's possible that some details were overlooked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:17 PM (MeG8a)

25 In our 'junk drawer' in the kitchen are a bunch of keys for which we've no idea what for.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)

26 One does not need permission to play a published song or to print a published article. One only needs to pay the royalty.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 02:18 PM (OKgeV)

27 Those look like clown keys. Look for a clown car. Or a circus tent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

28 We must have 3 dozen defunct keys, but I could not find the key for the gun safe. The key is only to allow the safe to be shut and not have to use the combination to open it, so I have not taken all the keys to the safe to try. But its definitely a bad side effect of the pack rat syndrome that both my parents had coupled with my poor organizing skills.

Posted by: PaleRider used to be simply irredeemable at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (83y/e)

29 Oh, those toddlers on the move! Precious.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

30 Likely RFK is using private security, which means he's infinitely safer. Besides he only suspended the campaign, he should retain protection.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (hKoQL)

31 The blue key is for your Big Wheel.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld)

32 "Do what I do take it off of your key ring and put i on another key ring and toss it in the junk drawer. Do what I do take it off of your key ring and put i on another key ring and toss it in the junk drawer. I have a bunch of keys on a ring that I have no idea what they go to but as long as I am alive they will never get tossed away just in case."

Snort. When we bought this house we also bought the contents and that's obviously what the previous owner did. There were probably 20 or more keys in the kitchen junk drawer. No idea what they were for. (He was dead so we couldn't ask him or pass them along.)

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 25, 2024 02:22 PM (FEVMW)

33 If they keep this shit up, Harris may get a negative number of votes.
Blacks are pissed about illegals and not buying the "not my fault but I'll fix it" bullshit.
Hispanic voters are pissed about illegals and the shitty economy
White working class, middle class, and poor are pissed about illegals and the shitty economy and being called haters for wanting their children to have safe schools.
LIV are waking up and seeing all of the destruction and thinking it was better when Trump was in office.
Even democrats are looking at this and thinking it's all fucked up.
Persecuting Trump and Kennedy is not gaining them admiration. More and more people are seeing the democrats and the deep state and the uniparty and realizing that it's dangerous.

We're sitting on a powder keg.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 25, 2024 02:24 PM (4XwPj)

34 One does not need permission to play a published song or to print a published article. One only needs to pay the royalty.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 02:18 PM (OKgeV

And what's the average royalty? Ten cents per play?
I think Trump can afford it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 02:24 PM (W/lyH)

35 Having had babies around (a long, long time ago) I think the pink key if for the mouth, the blue one goes in the nose, the yellow one is for the ears, the blue one...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)

36 How about NOT finding that keyring with all those keys, including the one you need right now! You remember putting it in a safe place ....... hmm, did someone move it? (the democrat way, blame someone else).

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #03 at August 25, 2024 02:25 PM (qfLjt)

37 30 Likely RFK is using private security, which means he's infinitely safer. Besides he only suspended the campaign, he should retain protection.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
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Democrats are a deadly bunch. Any one of them with a voice could step up, say something and be heard. Same for the media.
How many article would it be necessary for the NYT's to publish before Kennedy received protection?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 02:25 PM (OKgeV)

38 Mike Benz: US State Department Is Behind the Arrest of Telegram CEO in France – “I Believe the State Dept., at the Very Least, – Is Participating in this Political Prosecution”

Still don’t think the feral govt will extradite US citizens to Europe? They will.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 02:25 PM (UHnmb)

39 The mystery keys could possibly be a made into a party activity. 10 points for every lock that matches one of the mystery keys.

Posted by: PaleRider used to be simply irredeemable at August 25, 2024 02:26 PM (83y/e)

40 Having had babies around (a long, long time ago) I think the pink key if for the mouth, the blue one goes in the nose, the yellow one is for the ears, the blue one...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)

Yup.

[Somebody gets the point of the thread!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2024 02:26 PM (d9fT1)

41 @8 BuryYC, around 65 I believe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:27 PM (mQCSa)

42 The blue key is for your Big Wheel.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld)

I knew it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (d9fT1)

43 RFK's security is yanked? Harris is a petty little spiteful little addicted little witch, with a B.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (SfhV1)

44 We're sitting on a powder keg.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

And Bugs Bunny is ready to light the fuse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (UHnmb)

45 And what's the average royalty? Ten cents per play?
I think Trump can afford it.

Last I heard BMI charges campaigns $300. Which you can call them up and charge over the phone. I guess if lefty artists don't want Trump using their music they'll just have to withdraw it from licensing altogether.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (dZVON)

46 The rainbow key is for your anus. Things Secretary Buttgiggle says

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (mQCSa)

47 I have computer external drive bays that use those tubular keys to open/close/engage .... where are those keys now? When I remembered I tied them to the back of the drive bay. Can one buy those keys?

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #04 at August 25, 2024 02:28 PM (qfLjt)

48 From last thread:

Yeah the Foo Fighters are pissed and they are suing.
Turns out there is a long list of artists suing the Trump campaign for using their music without permission, or so they claim. They've issued cease and desist letters.
I dunno, most venues pay for fair use rights but I suppose if you're out on a farm pasture in Ohio or North Carolina it's possible that some details were overlooked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:17 PM

They can sue all they want to but the Trump team bought a license to play that song. That's what they are pi$$ed about. They no longer control who gets to play their music as they have sold most of the rights to their stuff to a music licensing service.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 25, 2024 02:29 PM (QNSds)

49 The blue key is for your Big Wheel.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld)

The pink key is to Barbie's house.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 25, 2024 02:29 PM (g8Ew8)

50 @41 BurtTC , sorry my hot dog fingers acted up. Around 65 homers I think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:29 PM (mQCSa)

51 But can you ever find the right key to her heart?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2024 02:30 PM (TGPs7)

52 Dave Grohl sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 02:31 PM (UHnmb)

53 And Bugs Bunny is ready to light the fuse.
--------
Let's hope this then instead:
https://tinyurl.com/3fyprnz5

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 02:32 PM (c39uV)

54 The blue key is for your Big Wheel.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld)

We could all be driving blue keyed cars today, if it wasn't for Big Wheel preventing it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:33 PM (GtZ7X)

55 Chrissy Hines threw a fit and demanded Rush stop using her music as his theme song. “Can’t think of the name” Rush was going to until his wife and management thought they should go to Hines and try to work it out. Hines came to the meeting determined that her music would not ever again be associated with the conservative, woman hating , bigot until Rush’s management showed her the royalty checks they had sent her management over the years. She said “well, ok, I still don’t like you or agree with you but you can use it. “

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2024 02:33 PM (IJd5j)

56 Bought these ring tags about 10 years ago.

No more unidentified keys!

https://tinyurl.com/4mzcr462

Link goes to an Amazon product.

The price is definitely worth the stress reduction when wife and/or kids lose a key for one of their items and Dad can find the replacement in 60 seconds.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 25, 2024 02:34 PM (HlyYF)

57 Now to the bathrooms for squirting tub toys and animal bath towels & hooded robes!

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 25, 2024 02:34 PM (NFX2v)

58 Dump 'em in a bowl and have a key party!

(You pick a key and have to figure out what it went to)

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 25, 2024 02:35 PM (kpS4V)

59 50 @41 BurtTC , sorry my hot dog fingers acted up. Around 65 homers I think
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 02:29 PM (mQCSa)

After he hit #49, the pace was... 62.

Now that he's hit #50 the next day, that will go up.

Anyhoo, point being, he's the true Home Run King. All the phony steroid boys should have asterisks behind their numbers.

But for all I know, someone's claimed Josh Gibson hit 85 one year, and now MLB is going to say that's the true record.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:35 PM (GtZ7X)

60 27 Those look like clown keys. Look for a clown car. Or a circus tent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)
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Circus tent? Impossible, Hillary's wearing it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #05 at August 25, 2024 02:35 PM (qfLjt)

61 I have a bag o' keys and ONE DAY I will figure it out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 25, 2024 02:36 PM (kpS4V)

62 Actually, it's now 62.3, so yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:36 PM (GtZ7X)

63 My chickens stole my Mule UTV keys once ... had to buy a new ignition since I could not find the second key ... not till after I had replaced it.

I thought it must have been a raccoon till one day the key reappeared in a place the chickens hang out. They then stole the new key, but I wired the replacement to the Mule.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

64 16 I remember when hardware stores came out with keys in different colors. I re did all mine, red is the front door, purple is my neighbor's house, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:11 PM

Yep, I like that one too.

I have lots of elderly relatives in town that I take care of. When I did their house keys for me, I did the brass-colored keys for all of the back doors so I would have a mnemonic for when I needed to get in their house in an emergency.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (HlyYF)

65 "One only needs to pay the royalty."

This is what the offended artists claim was not done.
In one example the family of Isaac Hayes* is suing DJT for $3million, and they actually have a trial date of Sept. 2024.

*Hold On, I'm Coming

wikipedia (I know) has a list of the aggrieved and it isn't a short list...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (MeG8a)

66 those keys go in the square hole.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (D7oie)

67 Just had another 1WP, wife found on grocery receipt a charge for $32.for bulk bakery, only bought 1 pack of rolls and that was on there. So had to go back to store.

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (fwDg9)

68 The kids are out in the pool now. We've suddenly found our deck littered with all manner of floaties, toys, towels, swimsuits, flip-flops, snack wrappers, drink cups....

I can't wait until we can get them and their parents into a place of their own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (Q4IgG)

69 >>> 63 My chickens stole my Mule UTV keys once ... had to buy a new ignition since I could not find the second key ... not till after I had replaced it.

I thought it must have been a raccoon till one day the key reappeared in a place the chickens hang out. They then stole the new key, but I wired the replacement to the Mule.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

*blinks*

Bluebell the hen has never stolen anything. That I know of.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2024 02:39 PM (FnneF)

70 Kamala is up by 7 over Trump in some of these polls.
Either these polls are insane or our nation is insane.
We will find out soon enough, but I fear the results...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2024 02:39 PM (TGPs7)

71
And what's the average royalty? Ten cents per play?
I think Trump can afford it.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Depends on the venue. I think it depends on audience size.
There's an Irving Berlin quote somewhere, saying he could retire off the royalties from "God Bless America".

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 02:39 PM (OKgeV)

72 Bluebell the hen has never stolen anything. That I know of.

Probably just plotting to frame you for a bank heist, then. Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 02:40 PM (dZVON)

73 Mrs. F. called me at work in a panic on Friday because I had Boy F. with me (having walked there together) and she was supposed to come pick him up but couldn't find the car key.

Anyway, the key was where it was supposed to be and she calmed down eventually and came and got Boy F. I still have no clear explanation but she mentioned something about the key chain she got from Brad Garret when we saw his stand up last year.

It's either my fault or Brad Garret's fault. This is much is clear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (RIvkX)

74 Heard a crash outside around 10:45. Went outside, 2 boxes of pickling jars on the ground...some smashed.

Went inside to have coffee for 15 minutes then will handle it.

Go back out, everything is picked up, Swept up too. A few flecks left between some cracks.

.........

Separately, tried to watch a movie on 'Plex' for 'free.' Every ten minutes, 2.5 minutes of commercials. Crazy. Roku, PlutoTV and Tubi rule though.

Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (jvJvP)

75 There used to be reps for ASCAP, BMI, etc. who would be paid to go to a venue and write down all the musical selections played, either recorded or w a live group.
Sort of like auditors. I know a couple of people who did that for a while.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (MeG8a)

76
In one example the family of Isaac Hayes is suing DJT for $3million

They say this cat Trump is a bad mother...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

77 Note: Hunter Biden still has secret service protection.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 25, 2024 02:44 PM (3ImbR)

78 65 "One only needs to pay the royalty."

This is what the offended artists claim was not done.
In one example the family of Isaac Hayes* is suing DJT for $3million, and they actually have a trial date of Sept. 2024.

*Hold On, I'm Coming

wikipedia (I know) has a list of the aggrieved and it isn't a short list...
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Interesting. Usually it is not the artist but the agency license holder such as ASCAP or BMI that would sue. They are agencies that collect and protect the royalties.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 02:44 PM (OKgeV)

79 58 Dump 'em in a bowl and have a key party!

(You pick a key and have to figure out what it went to)

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 25, 2024 02:35 PM (kpS4V)
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Only fun if there are chastity belt keys mixed in.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #06 at August 25, 2024 02:45 PM (qfLjt)

80 Every 4 years the retarded "they can't use my song" pops up.

And it's always a lie.

Because almost all songs, yes even the ones complaining, are already under a mandatory royalty license for anyone to use.

The Harry Fox agency.
All the big labels are members.
And anyone and everyone, even you, can sign up, pick songs, agree to the royalty and pay based on the expected audience.
And there ain't jack diddly shit the peon "artist" can say to stop it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2024 02:45 PM (Ocngb)

81 In one example the family of Isaac Hayes is suing DJT for $3million
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They say this cat Trump is a bad mother...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

Wouldn't you have to show financial gain by the user?

If we go by what it's cost Trump, ever since he came down that escalator, Hayes' estate should owe Trump somewhere around three mil.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:45 PM (GtZ7X)

82 From last thread:

Yeah the Foo Fighters are pissed and they are suing.
Turns out there is a long list of artists suing the Trump campaign for using their music without permission, or so they claim. They've issued cease and desist letters.
I dunno, most venues pay for fair use rights but I suppose if you're out on a farm pasture in Ohio or North Carolina it's possible that some details were overlooked.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:17 PM (MeG8a)

Rush went through the same thing.

They have no none zero case since Trump paid for the rights.

If they didn't want people using their music, they should've held onto their rights. Idiots.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2024 02:45 PM (eDfFs)

83 Kamala is up by 7 over Trump in some of these polls.
Either these polls are insane or our nation is insane.
We will find out soon enough, but I fear the results...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 25, 2024 02:39 PM

rasmussen has Trump up by 3 and they are polling likely voters, most other polling outfits are polling adults or registered voters. He will probably get a bit of a bump after the kennedy endorsement and he will leap ahead if harris actually does debate him.

rcp also predicts Trump will get 287 EV's with no toss up states. And that is with harris winning MN, MI and WI. They were the most accurate in 2016 and 2020.

Trump actually has a shot at winning the "popular" vote as well and that will pi$$ off millions of people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 25, 2024 02:46 PM (QNSds)

84 Note: Hunter Biden still has secret service protection.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 25, 2024 02:44 PM (3ImbR)

Who?

I never heard of this guy, is he somebody?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:46 PM (GtZ7X)

85 I bought a little stamp die kit, and put a note 'keys' in my phone for a long list.

One whack with a hammer, and a quick note entry, and you're golden.

Doesn't take up extra space like those plastic key tag thingies.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 25, 2024 02:47 PM (FReBH)

86 83
'Trump actually has a shot at winning the "popular" vote as well and that will pi$$ off millions of people.'

Particularly in the states that voted for their EV to go to the popular vote winner.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (3wi/L)

87 ’I have lots of elderly relatives in town that I take care of. When I did their house keys for me, I did the brass-colored keys for all of the back doors so I would have a mnemonic for when I needed to get in their house in an emergency.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 25, 2024 02:37 PM (HlyYF)

So what mnemonic would that be, brass in the ass?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (S6gqv)

88
"The Complaint Song of CB Dildo"

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors to give you such a pinch!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (eDfFs)

89 Re the key conudrum, a relevant cartoon
https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2009/03/19

It resides on my fridge. I was stunned when I realized that it has been there for 15 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (XeU6L)

90 Trump actually has a shot at winning the "popular" vote as well and that will pi$$ off millions of people.

Yes, but they'll be in the minority.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (dZVON)

91 >>If they didn't want people using their music, they should've held onto their rights. Idiots.

The worst part of the Foo Fighters BS is that Grohl has very publicly signaled his virtue that music should be free.

He never mentioned the OrangeManBad exception.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (LkLld)

92 One of those keys is probably for your Little Tykes car.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (bS+DD)

93 Alas I have TONS of keys laying/hanging around the house with no clue to what they go to.

But, one of my special treasures is a bunch of old skeleton keys on a ring with a handmade leather keyfob, hand punched with my name on it. It was made by my Great Uncle when I was just a little shaver. He was a farmer and raised and showed horses. Never married. He seemed pretty old when I was a kid, and I don't remember seeing him much, except for when he would come over for dinner since my mom was a good cook :-)

Anyway, I don't get rid of much, but I know what those are and who gave them to me.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM (NMT5x)

94 I don't make the rules but children of President get USSS, thought when adults that ended

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 02:49 PM (fwDg9)

95 Trump actually has a shot at winning the "popular" vote as well and that will pi$$ off millions of people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 25, 2024 02:46 PM (QNSds)

My understanding, even some of the "likely voters" polls are not asking whether the person claiming they're going to vote are indeed, eligible to vote.

In other words, illegals and felons are being counted in these polls.

The bottom line for me, if the polls are NOT accurate, and to me it just seems like it's more guesswork than anything else these days, does one believe the actual vote totals, as opposed to the polls, are going to swing toward or against Trump?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 02:50 PM (GtZ7X)

96 I did some electrical type work this last week, replaced 8 feet of old buzzing fluorescent lighting with modern LED lighting. Consumes about one fifth of the energy, plus quieter, no buzzing.

So I left all my doors unlocked and the garage door rolled up in case I managed to become the ground circuit, which did not happen thankfully. That way the postman could call 911 to report a dead retiree LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 25, 2024 02:51 PM (MeG8a)

97 Kamala is up by 7 over Trump in some of these polls.
Either these polls are insane or our nation is insane.
We will find out soon enough, but I fear the results.
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Commented below.
I've seen those 2. A Fairleigh university and Bullfinch Strategies.
The last one iirc, had Trump at 38. That's not even possible.

Neither, that i could find, did any national polling in 2020.

I think they are both garbage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2024 02:51 PM (Ocngb)

98 Does that keyring belong to baby Schneider?

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2024 02:52 PM (Jk6ck)

99 76
In one example the family of Isaac Hayes is suing DJT for $3million

They say this cat Trump is a bad mother...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

____________________

Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 25, 2024 02:52 PM (NMT5x)

100 Yes, but they'll be in the minority.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

If PDT wins the popular vote, Seattle will burn itself
To the ground.

I'll bring marshmallows.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 02:52 PM (CQqXL)

101 Bluebell the hen has never stolen anything. That I know of.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2024 02:39 PM (FnneF)
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Of course she hasn't. I'm certain she is the most honest of hens.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2024 02:53 PM (bS+DD)

102 Neither, that i could find, did any national polling in 2020.

I think they are both garbage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2024 02:51 PM (Ocngb)

they conducted an exclusive poll of MSNBC and CNN employees.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 02:54 PM (S6gqv)

103 Separately, tried to watch a movie on 'Plex' for 'free.' Every ten minutes, 2.5 minutes of commercials. Crazy. Roku, PlutoTV and Tubi rule though.
Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 02:42 PM (jvJvP)

Yes, Plex blows.

I tried watching "The New Age" this week on Plex. Impossible with all the commercial interruptions.

I bailed. Nevermore shall I roam the annoying fields of Plex.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2024 02:55 PM (eDfFs)

104 Do what I do take it off of your key ring and put i on another key ring and toss it in the junk drawer. I have a bunch of keys on a ring that I have no idea what they go to but as long as I am alive they will never get tossed away just in case.

Do what I do and discover the art of lock-picking, then you can toss the unknown keys away.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 25, 2024 02:55 PM (0Y1Ss)

105 I know someone in the SS that sometimes guards RFK. He was saying as soon as you withdraw your candidacy, all federal SS protection essentially ends instantly. Which makes sense, especially for a 3rd party candidate.

Posted by: Blago at August 25, 2024 02:55 PM (wMRY8)

106 US Army Protective Security ( MPs) is superlative for providing security, easily on a par with SSS.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 25, 2024 02:56 PM (hKoQL)

107 If PDT wins the popular vote, Seattle will burn itself
To the ground.

I'll bring marshmallows.

Party like it's 1889!

https://t.ly/YOqwq

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 02:56 PM (dZVON)

108 Far be it from me to ever suggest that a cob would, say, mail it in, but there are people out there who would.
We should as always remain ever vigilant and ready to rise in defense of the tireless workers who bring us our daily thread.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 25, 2024 02:57 PM (4780s)

109 Kamala Harris' tell is when she starts bobbin' her head up and down. Like she's trying to explain something to a child.

That's when you know she's wingin' it.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 25, 2024 02:57 PM (MB784)

110 check this out

https://x.com/EndWokeness/
status/1827781950238601596

Posted by: Don Black at August 25, 2024 02:57 PM (/7KEl)

111 Sometimes the hammer, sometimes the nail.

Billboard, Music News, August 15, 2024
Kamala Harris & Tim Walz Share Their Love for Prince, Bruce Springsteen & More: ‘I Feel Like a Trip to Paisley Park Is Going to Happen Here’
The duo discussed their respective relationships with music.

(In part) “My husband Doug and I — I’m more of a hip-hop girl, and he’s more Depeche Mode,” she shared. “However, in the Venn diagram of things, Prince he and I love the same. Talk about how Prince was with that guitar, man. I almost know by heart every one of those songs.”

And then came the DNC:
Vibe, Prince Fans Question John Legend’s “Let’s Go Crazy” Rendition At Democratic National Convention
The Purple One is a hard act to follow. By Preezy Brown
August 22, 2024

(In part) “Who the hell decided that John Legend was the perfect pick to perform Let’s Go Crazy,” one person asked. “Don’t do that sh*t again. Sheila E. and that guitarist alone was fire!” Another commenter echoed that sentiment, writing “Let me say this with all the disrespect intended – who the **** invited John Legend & why the **** is he covering The Purple One?!?!” on X.”

🤣

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 25, 2024 02:58 PM (NFX2v)

112 ’I have lots of elderly relatives in town that I take care of. When I did their house keys for me, I did the brass-colored keys for all of the back doors so I would have a mnemonic for when I needed to get in their house in an emergency

I thought the universal key coloring included pink for the front, brown for the back door.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (0Y1Ss)

113 27 Those look like clown keys. Look for a clown car. Or a circus tent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

The keys in the picture are to the Banana Splits buggys:

https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (PiwSw)

114 109 Kamala Harris' tell is when she starts bobbin' her head up and down. Like she's trying to explain something to a child.

That's when you know she's wingin' it.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 25, 2024 02:57 PM (MB784)
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Nah, that's just muscle memory.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #07 at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (qfLjt)

115 I am adverse to keys in general. We use our auto garage door to enter the house. Both vehicles use fobs. I do have to lug around a key ring when using our RV. Storage locks, hitch locks, door locks, pad locks, etc...Everything should be keyless. We should be a keyless society.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)

116 Kamala Harris' tell is when she starts bobbin' her head up and down. Like she's trying to explain something to a child.

That's when you know she's wingin' it.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 25, 2024 02:57 PM (MB784)

Yes, sir! She's got that head bobbin'motion down tight, brother! Mmmm-mmm-mmm.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 25, 2024 03:00 PM (eDfFs)

117 So what mnemonic would that be, brass in the ass?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2024 02:48 PM

"B" for brass and "B" for backdoor.

Alas, I am only a simple-minded Idiot!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 25, 2024 03:00 PM (HlyYF)

118 Joe Biden has ENDED Secret Service for RFK Jr

ASSASSIN'S DOG WHISTLE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 25, 2024 03:00 PM (AMnPU)

119 I bailed. Nevermore shall I roam the annoying fields of Plex.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2024 02:55 PM (eDfFs

Yeah, me too.

I was watching a horror movie. Young woman's friend was killed, I had the world's longest commercial break, the movie restarted and the chick was STILL all upset about her friend.

And that happened, like, forever ago.....

Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 03:01 PM (jvJvP)

120 Everything should be keyless. We should be a keyless society.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)

When keys are outlawed, only outlaws will have keys.

Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (Jk6ck)

121 Those are problems the keys to the weather machine

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (6Egk2)

122 Dem chick wants to date Republican men in DC

https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/
status/1827736351430619362

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (/U5Yz)

123 I know someone in the SS that sometimes guards RFK. He was saying as soon as you withdraw your candidacy, all federal SS protection essentially ends instantly. Which makes sense, especially for a 3rd party candidate.
Posted by: Blago at August 25, 2024 02:55 PM (wMRY

~~~~~

RFKJr only suspended his campaign, and only removed himself from battleground states in order to help PDT. He is still on the ballot in 40 states.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (3ImbR)

124 Everything should be keyless. We should be a keyless society.

A stolen car will "unlock" most security gates by crashing through.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 25, 2024 03:03 PM (AMnPU)

125 Well, it can't be to my cock cage; the wife wears that one around her neck. Maybe the sex dungeon key?

Posted by: david french at August 25, 2024 03:04 PM (55kM1)

126 Finding a key in some rarely-used drawer and trying to remember exactly what the hell it unlocks

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For me it's usually your mom's house

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2024 03:04 PM (0FoWg)

127 So...call a locksmith or burn the house down?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2024 03:05 PM (stKIu)

128 Keep seeing The Ho commercials were she says she is for getting everyone a chance to get a head, can only think that got her where she is today.

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

129 Patrick Webb @ RealPatrickWebb

BREAKING: Additional Democrats are expected to join Trump’s campaign following the addition of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

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Joy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)

130 Order of Maternal Glory

https://tinyurl.com/bdmmkdnw

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 03:06 PM (OKgeV)

131 Dem chick wants to date Republican men in DC

I’d hit it. Maybe bring a sock and some duct tape.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2024 03:07 PM (UHnmb)

132 Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (/U5Yz)

Use a url shortening app.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2024 03:08 PM (d9fT1)

133 . I'm certain she is the most honest of hens.

In open spaces
Where men are men
A chicken never lays
Till she's a hen.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 25, 2024 03:08 PM (l91rK)

134 Everything should be keyless. We should be a keyless society.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)

When keys are outlawed, only outlaws will have keys.
Posted by: Doof at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (Jk6ck)

That reminds me, the boy needs some cash this week, which means I have to go find an ATM somewhere today.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:09 PM (GtZ7X)

135 "does one believe the actual vote totals, as opposed to the polls, are going to swing toward or against Trump?"

Assuming they plan to do the Big Steal, they will keep pumping up Harris in polls to make the steal seem like a plausible win.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2024 03:09 PM (Cus5s)

136 131 Dem chick wants to date Republican men in DC

I’d hit it. Maybe bring a sock and some duct tape.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Maybe a Narcan pen and some Sanka. She looks wired.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

137
So I left all my doors unlocked and the garage door rolled up in case I managed to become the ground circuit, which did not happen thankfully. That way the postman could call 911 to report a dead retiree LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour

The postman always sniffs twice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 03:10 PM (63Dwl)

138 Sure, Jan...
The Hill @thehill 6h
Vice President Harris holds a 7-point edge over former President Trump nationally in a new poll.
trib.al/9sk0KZH

Harris leading Trump by 7 points: Poll
Vice President Harris holds a 7-point edge over former President Trump nationally in a new poll, marking the latest gain for the Democratic presidential candidate as the general election approaches...

Gimme3Steps @TheSouthGAJohn 6h Replying to @thehill
Coming soon: 8 points or 10 points or why stop there, 15 points 😆 ALL of these 🗳 are to try to convince the public of her "popularity" not actually measure it. Some 🐑 will fall for it, but her VP approval is still 29%

JDO X @JDOPost 4h
The psyop is REAL!

Matt Mansfield @novoneanderthal 6h Replying to @thehill
That’s a push poll, top line number in that poll was Trump +1. I’m sure The Hill knows this...

I wonder why you report misleading headlines?

NJ MAGA VOICE ✝️ @NJMagaVoice 6h Replying to @thehill
Why not publish the polling dates otherwise the content is crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 03:12 PM (c39uV)

139 The actual vote totals were probably written up sometime this weekend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2024 03:12 PM (0FoWg)

140 Finding a key in some rarely-used drawer and trying to remember exactly what the hell it unlocks is bad enough, but when one finds an entire full key ring...it's maddening!

So that's where the keys to our chastity belts are.

Posted by: Sister Zoot, on behalf of the ladies of Castle Anthrax at August 25, 2024 03:13 PM (a3Q+t)

141 You know who has a bunch of keys? Black people. Lots of keys, stuffed animals, baby pictures, and such on a lanyard.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2024 03:13 PM (FuCE/)

142 Now, this is a FWP!

Bloomberg
@business
In a new book, Nicola Twilley says we need to rethink the impact refrigeration is having on the planet.
“You really don't need to have a tomato in December," Twilley says on this week's Zero podcast. "Just don't do it."

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Damn refrigerators and their damn keeping food fresh and shit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:15 PM (L/fGl)

143 Here's a fun fact. The Biden administration has a National Space Council within the Executive Office of the President. The function is to provide advice on space policy.

NASA just announced it is going to leave the 2 astronauts on the space station until February when Elon Musk will be ready to go fetch them.

Guess who is the chair of the National Space Council?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2024 03:15 PM (LkLld)

144
In a new book, Nicola Twilley says we need to rethink the impact refrigeration is having on the planet.

They had to keep the Covid vaccine REAL cold.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

145 Mrs D has no problem finding her keys. But damn it. If only she'd remember where she parked.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:16 PM (W/lyH)

146 When all the cars look the same.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 03:18 PM (63Dwl)

147 @143 come on Jack she's busy solving the border crisis. You can't expect her to do it all. Right now she's got the middle east on her plate . You're ruining her JOY.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 03:18 PM (mQCSa)

148 122 Dem chick wants to date Republican men in DC
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 25, 2024 03:02 PM (/U5Yz)

Lol. 'Republicans are evil.'

That makes telling her to bring a younger, skinnier, slightly hotter biologicall female girlfriend to the next hookup a little bit easier....

Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 03:18 PM (jvJvP)

149 >>>when one finds an entire full key ring

You were keeping it for somebody.

Posted by: m at August 25, 2024 03:19 PM (64Zez)

150 Bloomberg
@business
In a new book, Nicola Twilley says we need to rethink the impact refrigeration is having on the planet.
“You really don't need to have a tomato in December," Twilley says on this week's Zero podcast. "Just don't do it."

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Damn refrigerators and their damn keeping food fresh and shit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:15 PM (L/fGl)

What's hilarious (and very revealing of Twilley's ignorance) is that you don't refrigerate tomatoes. Cold kills their ability to ripen.

Posted by: Emmie at August 25, 2024 03:19 PM (Sf2cq)

151 come on Jack she's busy solving the border crisis. You can't expect her to do it all. Right now she's got the middle east on her plate . You're ruining her JOY.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 03:18 PM (mQCSa)

She is spreading the JOY to every illegal coming across.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

152 This has taken awhile. My outside cat knows it's warm in the house when it's cold outside. He has finally learned it's cool in the house when it's really hot out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 25, 2024 03:22 PM (dDSBl)

153 Watching the Yankees - Rockies game. Stanton swung , blooped a single into left but his bat broke. As he finished his swing the barrel broke off hit the ump in the jaw and then the head. Took him off the he field on a stretcher. Definitely a concussion

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 03:22 PM (mQCSa)

154 Bitch thought she could get out of her lease that easily!

Apartment complex charges a woman $15,000 for breaking her lease. She had died.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

155 She is spreading the JOY to every illegal coming across.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:21 PM

Joy seems to have the same symptoms as Hep C.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2024 03:26 PM (stKIu)

156 I've probably got 50 spares keys around and only know where 5 go.
When we moved into an old office space, it came with a coffee can full of keys, hundreds of them. That was fun. We didn't even try. We've moved since and That build is slatted to be demolished with said keys still in that can.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (PZo5T)

157 ISIS Claims Credit for Terror Attack on German "Diversity Festival"

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Maybe even the FBI could solve this one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (L/fGl)

158 Took him off the he field on a stretcher.
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OMG!!

Is his seeing-eye dog okay too??

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (c39uV)

159 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:15 PM (L/fGl)

Twilley is a podcaster. I didn't realize she was that monumentally stupid!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2024 03:30 PM (d9fT1)

160 More Proof Surfaces Implicating Dr. Fauci's Direct Involvement in the Beagle Experiments

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Fauci, the Timmy Tampon Walz of medicine!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:30 PM (L/fGl)

161 I assume that they had full rights to the Foo Fighters song. Los Angeles has cursed politics and there is no getting away from that.

Trump has been impeached twice, and if you ask a shitlib EG Olbermann who was the victim in these crimes, they would give you a blank stare. 34 felonies, serious guys. OK did he do 34 bad things or did he do one bad thing 34 times? I couldn't possibly ask a more-basic question, and yet you don't know. You're passionate until your not, and I couldn't ask Sigmund fucking Freud to diagnose that.

Tenacious D (the bald one) was unhappy the sniper missed. But it could have been Dave Grohl opening his idiot yap, he's just smarter, not better.

Always assume Trump is as pure as the driven snow if you can't figure out who did what to whom. It won't be precise and it won't win arguments, but it will give slanderers the appropriate amount of respect and attention.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 25, 2024 03:32 PM (lhenN)

162 Your prayers have been answered!

Sylvester Stallone’s Cliffhanger 2 To Shoot In Summer 2024

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

163 "Maybe even the FBI could solve this one."

Well, I know it's a white male Christian heterosexual, but I'll have to dig a little deeper. But I can definitively rule out Ray Epps.

Posted by: FBI at August 25, 2024 03:33 PM (9Uj9K)

164 I can’t find my big wheel. my keys are gone too.

Posted by: High tech at August 25, 2024 03:33 PM (37cEZ)

165 I don't recall who asked about the community (Marin County) that took a more cautious approach to the CDC childhood vaccine schedule, but here is a article about it:

https://tinyurl.com/4pjdcvfa

The study results were published in the Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders in 2020.

Posted by: Emmie at August 25, 2024 03:34 PM (Sf2cq)

166 FWP: which rocket launch to watch when two go at the same time?
Complicated. If everything stays as is then the Starlink 9-5 launch will happen at the same time as the Polaris Dawn launch, but from different coasts. Then a while later there will be another Starlink launch from Cape Canaveral. However inclement weather at the recovery site has caused the 9-5 mission to be scrubbed several times.
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Part 1

Posted by: 9Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #08 at August 25, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

167 Part 2
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs
Launch Date: August 27, 2024
Launch Time: 3:38 a.m. EDT.
Targeted Orbit: Low Earth Orbit (LEO)|Launch Inclination: South-East

https://www.youtube.com/live/oBKBSjytSlc
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SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Polaris Dawn - LC-39A
KSC - Space Affairs
Launch Date: August 27, 2024
Launch Time: 3:38 a.m. EDT, 0738 UTC, 09:38 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/6et8-MVR3Qg
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SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 8-6 - SLC-40
Cape Canaveral SFB - Space Affairs
Launch Date: August 27, 2024
Launch Time: 2:17 a.m. EDT, 0617 UTC, 08:17 CEST
Launch Window: Open til 5:11 a.m. EDT

https://www.youtube.com/live/4Qwc1T1kqUI

Posted by: 9Ciampino - Ispettore, non riconosco piu voialtri #09 at August 25, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

168 Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency

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I guess no lack of talent agency was available.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

169 Polls are for strippers

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 25, 2024 03:36 PM (1FWWQ)

170 Space X is putting up three in one day while Boeing, using NASA's rocket has put it's capsule into space three times. One, I believe, successfully.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 03:37 PM (OKgeV)

171 Took him off the he field on a stretcher.
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OMG!!

Is his seeing-eye dog okay too??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (c39uV)

Hah! This is why we need common sense bat reform.

No more black ones, or with the things that go up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:38 PM (GtZ7X)

172 Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency

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I guess no lack of talent agency was available.

She is to break dancing what William Hung was to singing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 25, 2024 03:38 PM (dZVON)

173 165 -- maybe JackStraw was asking about that study.

Posted by: Emmie at August 25, 2024 03:38 PM (Sf2cq)

174 83 Kamala is up by 7 over Trump in some of these polls.
Either these polls are insane or our nation is insane.
We will find out soon enough, but I fear the results...

I'm a pessimist and even I doubt that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2024 03:38 PM (IyPmt)

175
Either these polls are insane or our nation is insane.

I believe both of these things can be true.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2024 03:40 PM (63Dwl)

176 168 Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency
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The pimp,..er, agency says that she will work the 5PM to 1AM shift.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 03:40 PM (OKgeV)

177 > Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency
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Hope she gets her money's worth of talent from them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2024 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

178 More Proof Surfaces Implicating Dr. Fauci's Direct Involvement in the Beagle Experiments

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Fauci, the Timmy Tampon Walz of medicine!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:30 PM (L/fGl)

Fauci will get his soon enough. Tampon Timmy, I'm somewhere near 50% sure we're going to see, eventually, students coming forward who were sexually molested by him.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:40 PM (GtZ7X)

179 Sylvester Stallone’s Cliffhanger 2 To Shoot In Summer 2024

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

Nothing matters until we get the "Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot!" sequel or reboot.

Life has no meaning until then.

Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 03:41 PM (jvJvP)

180 Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency

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I guess no lack of talent agency was available.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 25, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

Fifteen minutes of fame... I wonder if this means Hawk Tua girl is already done.

I will say though, I saw clips of her with Bill Mahar, and that old lech was really trying to flirt with her, and she was doing a helluva good job of letting him know without saying so, she wants his shriveled and diseased cock nowhere near her.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:43 PM (GtZ7X)

181 *waves towards cruise ships*

Hi RMBS!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 03:43 PM (n9Tky)

182 Gotta admit though, I really don't get what the breakdancer chick thing was about.

Was she trying to mock the event? I thought maybe that was the case, because I really don't think it's possible to take Olympic breakdancing seriously.

That being said though, I saw some kid in baggy pants and a sweatshirt doing a breakdance recently, and my impression was, his skill was far more impressive that those thicc girls doing Olympic style gymnastics.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:46 PM (GtZ7X)

183 181 *waves towards cruise ships*

Hi RMBS!
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 25, 2024 03:43 PM (n9Tky)

Looks like a good week for a cruise. Have fun!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:46 PM (W/lyH)

184 Put me in the camp of "keep RFK busy with HHS and don't let him near things like energy or taxes"

That said, the "story" of his joining the Trump campaign is bigger than the concerns true conservatives may have about him hanging around.

Just think...

Dems tried to nullify Trump's RNC momentum by forcing the sitting President off the ticket.

Trump nullified the DNC momentum by forming a unity campaign with a lifelong Democrat.

It's astounding

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 25, 2024 03:47 PM (wGun1)

185 Couldn't find the new work dumpster key yesterday. Had to drive the trash home in the Buick.

Posted by: DaveA at August 25, 2024 03:48 PM (FhXTo)

186 Took him off the he field on a stretcher.
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OMG!!

Is his seeing-eye dog okay too??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (c39uV)
***

That was just cold.
But I chortled anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:49 PM (W/lyH)

187 Looks like a good week for a cruise. Have fun!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:46 PM (W/lyH)

Every trip that ended with hitting an iceberg, capsizing on a sandbar, being overrun by Somali pirates, or having a case of monkeypox/Covid outbreak started with that very same statement being made.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:49 PM (GtZ7X)

188 My FWP is more of an annoyance. Why do all the cop shows and hospital shows always say ASAP as A...S...A...P? They have to spell it out. Everyone else just says ASAP.
It's annoying.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:51 PM (W/lyH)

189 158 Took him off the he field on a stretcher.
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OMG!!

Is his seeing-eye dog okay too??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 25, 2024 03:27 PM (c39uV)

; )

Posted by: m at August 25, 2024 03:52 PM (64Zez)

190 Trump could chop 90% of the Feral workforce and no one would miss them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 25, 2024 03:53 PM (1FWWQ)

191 Every trip that ended with hitting an iceberg, capsizing on a sandbar, being overrun by Somali pirates, or having a case of monkeypox/Covid outbreak started with that very same statement being made.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:49 PM (GtZ7X)

Good point. But at least this one will last longer than 3 hours.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:53 PM (W/lyH)

192 Judge hits #51, after Soto hit one.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 03:53 PM (mQCSa)

193 Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:49 PM (GtZ7X)

Also ships that ended up ramming into haunted, drifting WW2 Nazi kill boats or other ships that are just normally haunted and adrift.

Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 03:54 PM (jvJvP)

194 ote: Hunter Biden still has secret service protection.
Posted by: IrishEi [/io]

From himself or the Chinese?

Posted by: DaveA at August 25, 2024 03:54 PM (FhXTo)

195 Pulling this out of the old thread:

Years later we did a genetic test that came back he had Dravet’s Syndrome from some gene coding. That is so far the only link between the genetic code and autism. But according to the geneticist that link results in something like only 1 in 20 developing autistic behaviors.

However, I firmly believe that the fever from the MMR vaccine damaged his brain in some fashion.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 25, 2024 02:12 PM (2fIO4)

There is a lot of evidence, even with genetic predispositions, with a lot of conditions, it takes a traumatic experience (of one sort or another) to cause the condition to activate.

I don't know if that's the case here, but I do know much of the research that has been done over the years, to link genes with diseases, is met with confounding evidence that contradicts the attempts to get at cause and effect.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:55 PM (GtZ7X)

196 My favorite cruise story is the one where the Venezuelan Destroyer rams Nordic Cruise Line's party ship, folds its own crushed bow stem and sinks.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 25, 2024 03:55 PM (OKgeV)

197 > Australian “Breakdancer” Raygun, Who Went Viral From Scoring Zero At Paris Olympics, Signs With Talent Agency

She got breakdancing removed from the next Olympics. She has accomplished more than most, in the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 25, 2024 03:55 PM (lhenN)

198 They look like the keys to the white house I was given.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 25, 2024 03:56 PM (HQ9Sl)

199 Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:49 PM (GtZ7X)

Also ships that ended up ramming into haunted, drifting WW2 Nazi kill boats or other ships that are just normally haunted and adrift.
Posted by: Stateless at August 25, 2024 03:54 PM (jvJvP)

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:56 PM (GtZ7X)

200 192 Judge hits #51, after Soto hit one.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 03:53 PM (mQCSa)

That puts him on a 63 pace now.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:57 PM (GtZ7X)

201 Good point. But at least this one will last longer than 3 hours.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2024 03:53 PM (W/lyH)

I hear those three hour ones though, afterwards you have a shot at banging a movie star and a farm girl, either consecutively or simultaneously.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2024 03:58 PM (GtZ7X)

202 We must remake every Stallone movie including Over The Top

https://youtu.be/l_qa_mLrQmY?si=57XpYkGpGLDFm7oK

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 25, 2024 03:59 PM (lhenN)

203 This year is getting weirder by the month.
Wait until next month Trump gets booked in jail, if only for some hours

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 03:59 PM (fwDg9)

204 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOODIE NOODIE

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2024 04:03 PM (fwDg9)

205 @202 can't wait for the remake of Party at Kitty and Studs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2024 04:03 PM (mQCSa)

206 Pennsylvania:
Fox 43, August 22, 2024, As the DNC closes with a consequential speech from Vice President Kamala Harris, the presidential race remains a virtual deadlock in Pa.

PENNSYLVANIA, USA — As a crucial week in the race for the White House wraps up, recent polling from Franklin & Marshall College suggests the contest is still neck and neck.

Vice President Kamala Harris leads Former President Donald Trump by just three points in Pennsylvania, well within the poll's four-point margin of error.

A recent Emerson College poll gives Former President Trump a slight edge with 49% support compared to 48% for Vice President Harris.

"Still, neither candidate is at 50%," said Berwood Yost, director of the Franklin and Marshall College Center for Opinion Research. "This race could go either way."
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State insurance commission allows car insurance to increase 35%. Gas & electric bill, +$12 a month taxes,
home phone +$6 a month fees.

Ex. of school spending:
Category Amount
Instruction $71.3 million
Support services $29.5 million*
Other Spending $2.1 million

School adjustment & guidance counselors, school psychologists, social workers, etc.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 25, 2024 04:06 PM (NFX2v)

207 They have no none zero case since Trump paid for the rights.

If they didn't want people using their music, they should've held onto their rights. Idiots.
Posted by: naturalfake

They can Fight it, but they stepped in their own Foo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2024 04:09 PM (DgGvY)

208 I went candlepin bowling in New Hampshire several times and it seemed to me that the bigger the key ring-the higher the social status.

Posted by: Lofty Heights at August 25, 2024 05:08 PM (CV8a5)

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