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It'd be sweet if they could be dead and voting Democrat like most of the rest of their voters....
Posted by: Stateless at August 16, 2024 06:31 PM (jvJvP) 2
Vote harder
Posted by: Ditkaca at August 16, 2024 06:32 PM (GOpmI) 3
Maybe that was kind of harsh to your occupying military force...
Posted by: Stateless at August 16, 2024 06:32 PM (jvJvP) 4
"He must control himself better if he wants to be remembered with a flattering cognomen at the end of his term."
-- Washington Post reporter Brian Halloran Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2024 06:33 PM (a3Q+t) 5
Kamala’s Wins @harris_wins
BREAKING: On a call organizing more than 30,000 Jewish women, Barbara Streisand has announced she is endorsing Kamala Harris for President. Let’s go. Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal 🚨🇺🇸TRUMP: DEMOCRATS ARE UNITED IN HATRED FOR AMERICA AND ISRAEL "The radical Marxist left and sympathizers of radical Islamic terror, imported by Democrats, are united in their hatred of America and Israel. The toxic poison of anti-Semitism now runs through the veins of the radical Democrat Party. Kamala Harris panders to this hatred, unwilling to confront it. She'll let Israel go." Source: @TPostMillennial Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (i0CiB) 6
All hell is going to break loose in Nov.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (4Med0) Posted by: Stateless at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (jvJvP) 8
Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal
🚨 TRUMP: I WILL BAN REFUGEES FROM GAZA "I will ban refugee settlements from terror-infested areas like the Gaza Strip. We will arrest the pro-Hamas thugs who vandalize federal property and make life very difficult in this country for a lot of people. The American taxpayer will not subsidize the creation of terrorist sympathizers on American soil. Colleges will end the anti-Semitic propaganda, or they will lose their accreditation and every single last penny of federal support." Source: The National Desk Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (i0CiB) 9
10 to 20 million ballots.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (Q4IgG) 10
Bad Hombre @joma_gc 4h
109 people showed up to Kamala’s rally in North Carolina today including press and staff. This is the level of excitement when there are no free concerts, cash payments, or strippers twerking. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h If Trump ever held a rally the size of a high school math class, it would be front page news But when Kamala does it, they say she’s “leading in the polls” LOL Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:37 PM (i0CiB) 11
From my personal experience illegals don't vote. I live in a very rural county in Texas that has a huge number of illegals living here, I have never seen a hispanic in the line to vote in the 8 years we have lived here. And in 2020 the line was multiple dozens deep with a 2-3 hour wait to vote because of all of the covid bull$hit stuff.
And we don't do mail in votes unless you are 65 or older or disabled or in the military out of State. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 06:38 PM (QNSds) 12
Republicans are such pussy-cucks, they won't even take self-preservation action. Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 06:38 PM (tlC0d) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 06:39 PM (63Dwl) 14
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Did you know Kamala “won” her California AG race in 2010 days after election night “after all provisional and mail-in ballots were counted” Her opponent, a moderate Republican, was leading in most polls and declared victory on election night If it weren’t for election fraud, Kamala wouldn’t exist California’s government has been hijacked for decades by fraud The most important thing Trump did in office was install 3 SCOTUS Justices The most important thing he’ll do in his 2nd term is rebuild the DOJ to prosecute the rampant election fraud in America https://tinyurl.com/jzstr65x screencap Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:39 PM (i0CiB) 15
Democrats don't like the past voting citizenry so they got new ones.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:39 PM (qkPqY) 16
Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal
🚨🇺🇸TRUMP: DEMOCRATS ARE UNITED IN HATRED FOR AMERICA AND ISRAEL "The radical Marxist left and sympathizers of radical Islamic terror, imported by Democrats, are united in their hatred of America and Israel. The toxic poison of anti-Semitism now runs through the veins of the radical Democrat Party. Kamala Harris panders to this hatred, unwilling to confront it. She'll let Israel go." Source: @TPostMillennial Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:34 PM (i0CiB) Why isn't Trump apologizing to Democrats for his criticism of their hatred of Jews and begging their forgiveness? It's the Romney way!! Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 06:40 PM (lX8VI) 17
How long is a piece of string? Think about it....
Posted by: Things that make you go "Hmmm..." at August 16, 2024 06:40 PM (dXN+4) 18
>>>The most important thing he’ll do in his 2nd term is rebuild the DOJ to prosecute the rampant election fraud in America
---------------------- Color me skeptical. But I pray tou are correct. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:41 PM (qkPqY) 19
100% of the fake "excitement" for harris exists only in Media. It's on the fake news, it's on the internet. Nobody in real life is excited for her. Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 06:41 PM (tlC0d) 20
Breaking911 @Breaking911 23h
NEW: Alabama Secretary of State discovers thousands of non-citizens registered to vote DC_Draino @DC_Draino 22h 🚨Alabama Secretary of State finds thousands of illegal aliens registered to vote But I thought the media said this wasn’t happening? If thousands of illegals are registered to vote in deep-red Alabama, just imagine how many are registered in CA, NY, and IL! Crackdown! Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:42 PM (i0CiB) 21
I have never seen a hispanic in the line to vote in the 8 years we have lived here.
-------------- Which is why the Democrats invented "ballot harvesting". Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:42 PM (qkPqY) 22
11 From my personal experience illegals don't vote. I live in a very rural county in Texas that has a huge number of illegals living here, I have never seen a hispanic in the line to vote in the 8 years we have lived here. And in 2020 the line was multiple dozens deep with a 2-3 hour wait to vote because of all of the covid bull$hit stuff.
And we don't do mail in votes unless you are 65 or older or disabled or in the military out of State. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 06:38 PM (QNSds) —— They actually don’t want them voting, they just want the registration on file. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 16, 2024 06:43 PM (Iyw8Y) 23
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BREAKING - TRUMP'S VP CANDIDATE JD VANCE PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER DOOR MALFUNCTION MID-FLIGHT Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:44 PM (i0CiB) 24
Republicans need to understand that ballots are not cast any longer by voters, they are cast by Democrat party activists and employees
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:44 PM (qkPqY) 25
Correct. Illegals do not vote. Just like the dead don't vote. BUT, *someone* can get a ballot in their name/address and vote for them. That's what they do. Just like how dead people vote. *Someone* is keeping the dead on the voter rolls and voting for them. The point is the State's are not verifying the legitimacy of the names/addresses on the voter rolls. Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 06:44 PM (tlC0d) 26
Deep state forecasters are projecting that Trump will lose in one of the most lopsided elections in history. 15-20 million ballots from illegals can do that, and the federal government is submitting voter registrations for illegals as quickly as they can.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 06:44 PM (QiI9u) 27
The government claims that illegals won't vote because the penalties are severe enough to deter fraudulent voting.
This is true and very important to their scheme. All they need to do is register at each stop. D's will take care of the rest. Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2024 06:45 PM (yYWHi) 28
The government claims that illegals won't vote because the penalties are severe enough to deter fraudulent voting.
The penalties may be characterize as severe, but unenforced penalties are not really a threat now, are they? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 16, 2024 06:45 PM (hgW0U) 29
I have never seen a hispanic in the line to vote in the 8 years we have lived here.
-------------- Which is why the Democrats invented "ballot harvesting". Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:42 PM We don't have that in Texas. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 06:45 PM (QNSds) 30
I have to assume that lawmakers who could benefit from weak laws and choose not to strengthen them do benefit which is why they don't strengthen them.
Just like their lack of laws against them insider trading. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 16, 2024 06:46 PM (cOq4q) 31
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BREAKING - Judge blocks plans for a joint streaming venture between Fox, Disney and Warner Brothers. - AP ==== There goes my plan to subscribe to ShitTV. Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:46 PM (i0CiB) 32
We don't have that in Texas.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 06:45 PM (QNSds) --------------- Well sir, you evidently live in a sane place Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 06:47 PM (qkPqY) 33
BREAKING - TRUMP'S VP CANDIDATE JD VANCE PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER DOOR MALFUNCTION MID-FLIGHT
Can't say that he wasn't warned Posted by: Boeing Quality Assurance Manager at August 16, 2024 06:47 PM (hgW0U) 34
And we don't do mail in votes unless you are 65 or older or disabled or in the military out of State.
Posted by: Mister Scott That's ok, Hidalgo in Houston will be submitting over a million ballots from illegals to overwhelm your county. Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 06:47 PM (QiI9u) 35
Well of course they’re voting. That’s why they’re here.
Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2024 06:48 PM (o2ZRX) Posted by: Reforger at August 16, 2024 06:49 PM (xcIvR) 37
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NEW - Pfizer-BioNTech's Covid-flu jab disappoints in trial Germany's BioNTech and US pharma giant Pfizer said Friday they had suffered a setback in a late-stage trial of their combined mRNA vaccine against COVID-19 and influenza. ==== No shit?? Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:49 PM (i0CiB) 38
London is crawling with non-English speaking invaders. The government has tens of thousands of surveillance devices all over the city. There are many, many shops that will not accept cash as payment. While riding the Underground or busses, one is bombarded by messages urging on to rat out others. A license or permit is required for any significant activity.
England is dead. She had quite a run. If we aren't careful. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2024 06:50 PM (VW9OP) 39
"[T]oo many prosecutors refuse to enforce the law even when such illegal behavior is discovered by election officials or others,
== prosecuting ?? they are enabling it ! Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU) 40
Well of course they’re voting. That’s why they’re here.
Now explain the arrival of over 75,000 single, military aged Chinese men. Posted by: Boeing Quality Assurance Manager at August 16, 2024 06:51 PM (hgW0U) 41
10 to 20 million ballots.
Posted by: Martini Farmer That's what they said c. 2000. Got to be at least 40-50 million now. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (cOq4q) 42
Yeah well , I'll be renting a cabin in Lincoln, Nebraska. I hear bus lines run within a days hike from there.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (7BhDo) 43
And we don't do mail in votes unless you are 65 or older or disabled or in the military out of State.
Posted by: Mister Scott That's ok, Hidalgo in Houston will be submitting over a million ballots from illegals to overwhelm your county. Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 06:47 PM Good luck with that as we don't do mail in ballots, nor do we have ballot drop boxes for the fraud. Not saying the state is perfect and can prevent all vote fraud but what we do have is in person voting with a valid ID. We also do have early voting which both the wife and I participate in. You have to be registered and present an ID to engage in that voting. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (QNSds) 44
Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 3h
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election. 2023 - Kamala Harris explains Venn diagrams to adults. Be prepared to see many Venn diagrams if she becomes President https://tinyurl.com/msez3m49 1:05 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (i0CiB) 45
BREAKING!
MY HAIR IS STILL NOT ON FIRE!!!! Enjoy the rest of your evening. I'm going to take myself out to dinner. Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (2+mmk) 46
There are many, many shops that will not accept cash as payment. Isn't it funny how that worked out -- the left/fascist goal of a "cashless society." Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 16, 2024 06:53 PM (hmwbC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 06:54 PM (63Dwl) 48
England is dead. She had quite a run.
If we aren't careful. . . . We are already dead. There is no way the former United States can regain any global status again due to a myriad of nonrecoverable failures: maleducation, massive public and private debt, no work-ethic, entitlement mentality, lawlessness, depraved immorality, an entrenched anti-American establishment and Deep State. Posted by: Boeing Quality Assurance Manager at August 16, 2024 06:54 PM (hgW0U) 49
MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe 6h
🚨BREAKING🚨 A potential terrorist attack is being investigated after a priest was stabbed at an army barracks in Ireland Paul @PeterPaulGuy 4h Replying to @SimonHarrisTD [i.e. an Irish parliament MP] A Catholic Priest was stabbed The attacker is reported as talking about Irish military involvement in the Middle East A terrorist motive is now being investigated This is the new modern Ireland under Fine Gael [political party] Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:54 PM (i0CiB) 50
There's literally nothing that can be done, short of armed conflict...which I'm not advocating for, to be clear to all the Big Brother's watching this blog.
Places like VA and GA elected GOP state houses that got in gear and rooted out the problem. I think we'll see that pay dividends in November. Michigan, however, has a state house that's as radical leftwing as it gets. They're unlocking the door, opening it wide, and begging for fraud to take place. They'll do nothing about it. Detroit will find and count votes till Valentines Day if it puts the Democrat candidate over the top. The only way to win is to win the state house, but those days are done since the one way to win the state house is to win. States can appeal to the Supreme Court but they'll just laugh and say "you have no standing" even though how a state cheats in it's federal election affects the whole union. Posted by: Shenanigans at August 16, 2024 06:55 PM (wGun1) 51
If thousands of illegals are registered to vote in deep-red Alabama, just imagine how many are registered in CA, NY, and IL!
Crackdown! Posted by: andycanuck === Free registration with their EBT card. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 16, 2024 06:55 PM (cOq4q) 52
< /Incompetent DEI sock
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 16, 2024 06:55 PM (hgW0U) 53
NOVA Campaigns @NoVA_Campaigns
Tim Walz on his Italy deployment: “I won’t suffer financially from the deployment, but many others will…” “In the big scheme of deployments, this probably isn’t too bad, I thought we might end up in Iraq” Imagine being an E-1 with this as the 1st Sgt’s motivational speech Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:56 PM (i0CiB) 54
If we know Dems are going to cheat with this, why aren't Republicans paying off illegals for their ballots?
Dems are never going to stop cheating at elections until we cheat. Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 06:56 PM (GrhnZ) 55
Leading Report @LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: SCOTUS has struck down the Biden-Harris administration's rewrite of Title IX, which would have permitted biological men in women’s sports and bathrooms. Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:57 PM (i0CiB) 56
There are many, many shops that will not accept cash as payment.
Ironically that is a problem of the unbanked in the conversion to a CBDC economy. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 16, 2024 06:58 PM (hgW0U) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM (+JUfx) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl) 59
Enjoy the rest of your evening. I'm going to take myself out to dinner.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 16, 2024 06:52 PM (2+mmk) Still forgotten ![]() Posted by: Evil Roy Slade at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM (qU+pG) 60
55 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: SCOTUS has struck down the Biden-Harris administration's rewrite of Title IX, which would have permitted biological men in women’s sports and bathrooms. Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16 Whatever will the hu hus do? Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM (p4NUW) 61
BREAKING: SCOTUS has struck down the Biden-Harris administration's rewrite of Title IX, which would have permitted biological men in women’s sports and bathrooms.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 06:57 PM It begins..... Posted by: The Guy who says "It Begins..." at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM (QNSds) 62
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BREAKING - TRUMP'S VP CANDIDATE JD VANCE PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER DOOR MALFUNCTION MID-FLIGHT Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) ---------------------------------- Minions of the politburo are busy little bees. Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (IEz5J) 63
My son and I plan to take in the Imperial War Museum tomorrow. I want to get there before it is declared off-limits and razed.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (VW9OP) 64
Alrighty then. I propose we go out with a bang! Airdrop weapons, ammo along with kegs of good whiskey and bagpipes to Anglos only worldwide..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (7BhDo) 65
Leading Report @LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Sen. Mike Lee has for the Secret Service to be shut down after newly released bodycam footage from Trump’s PA rally shows police officers losing it, frustrated with the Secret Service for ignoring their requests. I think it might be this video... Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored 5h BREAKING : New bodycam footage of the Trump assassination attempt. At the 9 1/2 minute mark “I told SS to post guys over here”. Judicial Watch ⚖️ https://tinyurl.com/mry6sbfk 15:21 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (i0CiB) 66
How long is a piece of string?
YES OR NO? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM If an electric train leaves Chicago at 9:05 am CST heading west...... Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (QNSds) 67
Who's with me!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 16, 2024 07:01 PM (7BhDo) 68
WE HAZ A NOOD FROM THE FUTURE
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Kamala notes bread and ground beef 50% higher than before the pandemic. Vote for her! Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 07:02 PM (p4NUW) 70
66 How long is a piece of string?
YES OR NO? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 06:59 PM If an electric train leaves Chicago at 9:05 am CST heading west...... Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 16, 2024 07:00 PM (QNSds) Do you walk to work or carry your lunch? Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 16, 2024 07:02 PM (7BhDo) 71
Leading Report @LeadingReport 6h
BREAKING: Voter registration among Republicans is four times higher than it is among Democrats in Pennsylvania for the month of July, according to new data. The data also shows that since November 2020, the number of Democrats registered to vote in the state has decreased by more than 320,000. Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 07:02 PM (i0CiB) 72
7 Kamala on NBC news.
"A New Way Forward" Posted by: Stateless Hard to get forward momentum when you've spent your life on your knees. Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 16, 2024 07:03 PM (/Z6yl) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 07:03 PM (VXcWv) 74
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Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h BREAKING: JD Vance’s plane had to make an emergency landing in Milwaukee due to a “door seal malfunction.” Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 07:04 PM (i0CiB) 75
I'll be renting a cabin in Lincoln, Nebraska. I hear bus lines run within a days hike from there.
Lincoln Nebraska has over 70 buses, 18 routes and a thousand bus stops. Many towns in Nebraska do not. You need better writers. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 16, 2024 07:05 PM (zdLoL) 76
I'm not sure how a poll could hope to get honest answers, but it would be interesting to see a demographic and party breakdown of the question
"To keep Donald Trump from being elected President, is it OK to count the ballots of:" • incarcerated felons • illegal aliens • the dead and voters who have moved somewhere else Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 16, 2024 07:06 PM (hgW0U) 77
Do you remember the GA election reform act?
You can ask to have voters removed from the rolls, and conservatives in Cobb County found 80,000 people that they thought could be removed. But....the county board gets to vote yes or no. They voted no, 2-1. So that reform essentially is useless in blue counties. They needed to have a state-run board instead of county based. I think Cobb has removed....87 registrations... Posted by: Harun at August 16, 2024 07:08 PM (IuIym) 78
My son and I plan to take in the Imperial War Museum tomorrow. I want to get there before it is declared off-limits and razed.
------- I bought a copy of this poster there as a youth in 1977 [Queen Elizabeth's silver jubilee year BTW]: https://tinyurl.com/5hemz85y Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 07:09 PM (i0CiB) 79
Advocates are also concerned that practices like same-day voter registration and allowing the use of student IDs to vote -- IDs that can be issued to foreigners -- could lead to noncitizens ending up on voter rolls and potentially voting. How can it be fair if Hamas members here from the Gazinta Strip are NOT allowed to vote for Hamas Democrats? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2024 07:11 PM (xG4kz) 80
By the way, look at what is happening in the UK. It is coming here, with blm, mohammedans, and illegals being the street army that will take away everything you have.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 07:17 PM (N9UsH) 81
BREAKING : New bodycam footage of the Trump assassination attempt.
At the 9 1/2 minute mark “I told SS to post guys over here”. Judicial Watch ⚖️ https://tinyurl.com/mry6sbfk 15:21 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) ------------ Takes a long time for those guys to gear up from the backseat, Posted by: Braenyard at August 16, 2024 07:18 PM (IEz5J) 82
In a fashion not unlike a morose scuba diver returning to breathe the sweet, cool air before contemplating whether the Cosmos has a point and also what would be good for lunch, but mostly what would be good for lunch, Werner offers an abbreviated salute to the Horde, who are a Horde and golden, but not the Golden Horde of Tatar Yoke fame.
As some of you may know, I was compelled to abandon Cackle Creature: The Ascent of a Fell Beast in a visceral rejection of the eldritch horrors the Harris/Walz campaign gloried in and included in their messaging. Werner, you say, or maybe you don't, you are a documentarian of stoic fortitude who captures reality in all its horrors and for a decent budget, why have you wimped out? Speak not to me of wimpery; I come to warn and suggest alternative viewing options for the Convention in Chicago. View it not, for your senses and your very soul will be affronted when a Shuggoth introduces Cthulhu as the keynote speaker, to usher in the coronation of the Hack-Tua Empress. Werner did not have the return of the Old Ones on his 2024 bingo card, but there you are. 1/2 Posted by: Werner Herzog Briefly Resurfaces at August 16, 2024 07:19 PM (tmPIh) 83
Vern, you say, (you probably call me that, I am resigned to it), are you safe? That is very kind of you, this deeply touches Werner. I am secure for the moment. After manipulating a member of the Squad to pull a fire alarm, I fled from the Campaign in the trunk of a 2010 Kia Forte driven by Parks and Recreation's Chris Pratt. After a lengthy chase and a stop-over to get a slushie from Sonic, (Werner likes the Strawberry Route 44, do not judge me) we arrived at the undisclosed location of a group of kindly Carmelite monks. Chris pressed them for some of their caramel, and seeing how unconsolable he was when told that caramel was not in the offing, Werner slipped him a few bucks for Dulce del Leche. The lad had saved and had worked with the Hell-spawn Aubrey Plaza, so I felt he merited a treat.
It is Evensong now, and Werner needs a snack. May good fortune attend you in this year. Auf Wiedersehn and Werner out. I have dropped my mike, making it official. Posted by: Werner Herzog Briefly Resurfaces at August 16, 2024 07:32 PM (tmPIh) 84
Got this from a buddy of mine today...
He's an intelligence professional, (retired). Born in South America, US citizen. On the bus yesterday, call comes in from a relative, in Spanish, they talk. On the bus, he elected to sit near some Mexicans, and after the phone call ends, they engage him, since he seems out of place, (white guy, native Spanish speaker...) He's a Trump guy, so he asks them their opinion. Who are they for? They're illegals, but they like Trump, he's a go getter, and so are they. They hate the gibs-me-dat, mentality on the other side. They get off and he sits there when another gal approaches. She's illegal, and was a Dem supporter, but she's heard the interplay, in Spanish, and thinks that that makes a lot of sense. She figures that she'll vote for Trump, (illegally, of course). Posted by: Bones at August 16, 2024 10:00 PM (0wzNL) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.022 seconds. |
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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