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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Politico: Biden Bitter and Angry About Democrat Oligarchs Forcing Him Out of the RaceJoe, if you were a man, you would have told them to stuff it. But you're an old, feeble cuck.Biden will be shhpeaking on the first night of the convention, instead of the last night. He has the ex-president slot, not the current candidate slot. Right, it was obvious she and the mutineers would keep on escalating. If Joe had any chance of winning, they would make it plain that they would take that small chance away by always talking him down until he agreed to drop out. By the way, you remember the deal they offered Joe -- and offered it publicly. If and only if he resigned would they stop attacking him and hail him as a selfless hero who put party over personal ego. And they did keep up that side of the bargain. The moment Joe was out, all they could do was talk about what a great president he was. Strange that such a great president is disposed of so readily. But did you notice? It wasn't just acknowledge Democrat partisans who delivered on this "drop out and we'll give you a hero's triumph" treatment. The media also took part in the ritual hagiography of Biden. I can understand why partisan Democrats put on this very political performance, attacking Biden nonstop until he dropped out, and then, after he'd bowed to their will, giving him the heroic send-off they promised. But gee willickers, why would our Objective, Straight-Shooting Truth-Tellers of the Media take part in this quit-pro-quo beatification of Biden? It's almost like they're part of the Combined Arms of the Democrat military. Biden's also pissy about his "friend" Obama hanging him out to dry: Don't worry, Joe, the midwit mediocrity Obama looks down on everybody, because he's been told since he was 6 that his perfectly-average IQ was near-god-level. But Biden's inner circle believes Pelosi was the decisive voice in pushing him out. His allies thought that, after nearly two weeks of trying to reassure fellow Democrats, his candidacy was on track to be salvaged the morning of July 10. But that was when Pelosi made a now-infamous appearance on "Morning Joe," repeatedly making clear that she did not support Biden continuing his candidacy. The president's aides believe that opened the door for a host of other Democrats and donors to follow suit.Shyeah. Sure sounds that way. During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.More of the quit-pro-quo. How is everyone today? Happy Humpday! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:06 PM (DRSnL) 2
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Posted by: Bulwark of Democracy at August 14, 2024 12:07 PM (CV8a5) 3
President Joe Biden is frustrated that Barack Obama wouldn't tell him to his face that he should leave the race.
I mean, he probably did, and Joetato forgot. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:07 PM (DRSnL) 4
Good afternoon Ace
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 12:08 PM (oCZGM) Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (FHiG2) 6
I'm feeling gray.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (dZE4s) Posted by: fd at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (vFG9F) 8
Biden views Pelosi as "ruthless" and willing to set aside long-term relationships in order to keep her party in power -- and, most importantly, to prevent Republican nominee Donald Trump from returning to the White House.
"That's who she has always been," the person added. Well, at least they finally admit it. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C) 9
How is everyone today?
Happy Humpday! Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM ===== Boss is still on vacation. Ergo, I'm still slacking. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (DRSnL) 10
The sky is grey.
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (Oy/m2) 11
President Joe Biden is frustrated that Barack Obama wouldn't tell him to his face that he should leave the race.
Surely the man who took out Corn Pop could have manhandled the effeminate lisper. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C) 12
A senior White House official, also granted anonymity to describe private conversations, said Biden views Pelosi as "ruthless" and willing to set aside long-term relationships in order to keep her party in power -- and, most importantly, to prevent Republican nominee Donald Trump from returning to the White House.
++++ Granted by whom? What the hell does that mean? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn) 13
I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (J2vNu) 14
I wish some non-leftard media outlet would give him and his entire crooked family a platform and encouragement to vent their spleens over their well-earned shoddy treatment.
Posted by: biteme at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (xWS9V) 15
The NYTimes is now reporting that Hunter Biden peddled influence and sold access to his father, and that the Biden White House covered it up, withheld documents from the public, and lied about it endlessly.
Now that it doesn't matter, of course... Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (qv5fh) 16
I wish Dr. Jill would do something to sabotage Kamala... I guess it's party over revenge.. And possible threats
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (IyPmt) 17
Hahahaha, joke is on you Sundowner you old fool.
He thought every 81 million loved him So go fk yourself Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (oCZGM) Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (aD39U) 19
Corn Pop: 0
Pelosi: 1 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:10 PM (guGkK) 20
The whole media thing had this .... odor ... about it. Like the entire thing was scripted.
"Multiple high level Democrats asking for Joe to Step Down, Joe says he is considering it". A full court media press, fake as a three dollar bill, how would you know? It seemed like a lot of statements about "inside sources say", ultimately demanding Joe to deny. And he did do that. for a while. "Whatever Joe decides, we will support him" "I've decided I'm going to stay in the campaign" "Ultimately, it is his decision, and we know he will make the right one." "Yes, as I mentioned I'm running. I'm not going to step down." "We know he will make the right call." etc. Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (cMU4o) 21
The NYTimes is now reporting that Hunter Biden peddled influence and sold access to his father, and that the Biden White House covered it up, withheld documents from the public, and lied about it endlessly.
Now that it doesn't matter, of course... I hate them so much. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C) 22
but still harbors some frustration toward the members of his own party he believes pushed him out
Frustration is when you are trying to do something and somethy(usually non-sentient) is preventing you from accomplishing what you are trying to do. ANGER is what he should be feeling for f'n him over.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 23
I feel so sorry for Joe Biden. What a nice guy, or something.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (Ectld) 24
"You'd be interviewing me about why did Nancy Pelosi say, why did so -- and -- and I thought it'd be a real distraction."
Say what you will, Biden really is a smooth-talking son-of-a-gun. Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (OguvZ) 25
Biden, Biden, Biden. Name rings a bell. Oh right I remember him. He was president or something right?
Posted by: RIP UK at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (gbYCz) Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2) 27
Hi Ace.
These grey boxes reflect my mood today. Saw a clip from the last appearance of Biden I think it was yesterday. He talked about curing cancer by 2020 and then launched into his trek with the Chinese premiere which never happened. Then he started shouting. This is ridiculous. There has been a coup and we are being governed by an unelected junta and nobody cares! Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (t/2Uw) 28
C'mon folks. Biden deserves his humiliation. He earned it, just as surly as he earned an eternity in Hell. Rejoice!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (pohLc) 29
Joe's in such command that he was completely unable to thwart the coup.
All he had to do was challenge them to go through with it. He could've threatened them by airing all the grievances. He could've turned it into a political Festivus. The limp dick folded, as limp dicks do. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (KbCG3) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (ZANHd) 31
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
++++ LOL. Seriously? How stupid are these people - the people doing it, and the people assessing it? If someone I know loudly and routinely talks about how big a piece of shit I am and then says, "I'm gonna try to get the entire Dallas Cowboy cheer squad to head over to his place and hand out hummers all night," it isn't going to "make amends" because I *know* that the latter is not ever going to happen. It is so outlandish that even saying it will just make me dislike the person even more. "You're a shitheel and I hate you, but lemme make some outlandish and transparently false plans for you" is stupid. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (HnUIn) 32
White on gray, it's on the menu today.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (ynpvh) 33
Biden, Biden, Biden. Name rings a bell. Oh right I remember him. He was president or something right?
Very short term. Nice teeth. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (guGkK) 34
My fantasy is that Joe understands that Kamala is about to throw him under the bus, and he decides to air out all his grievances about her during his convention speech. People in his condition sometimes lose their filter. It would be awesome if he was suddenly overcome with anger and told the truth about the annointed one.
Posted by: forheremenaremen at August 14, 2024 12:12 PM (AoBm8) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (aD39U) 36
Instead of Rushmore (good movie by the way), why don't they just commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (YIxO9) Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (xCA6C) 38
I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
At most, a "Joseph Robinette Biden Library" sign on a porta-potty. Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (FHiG2) 39
Airing all the grievances got two GOP house members tanked very quickly if you recall. Nobody talks about Swamp Club.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (Ectld) Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (IyPmt) 41
*snort*
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (guGkK) 42
Yeah, Schumer, Obama and Pelosi
They are all dog-faced pony soldiers. Every last one of 'em. But, I had them at the strawberries, yeah, I was right about that! Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (vcOmj) 43
Gee, the purple-lipped sucker of cock wouldn't tell you to your face that he wanted you out? And you had no clue that was his modus operandi? Liar! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (S9Md5) 44
Poor Joe. He's been a faithful public servant all his life and he does not deserve this disgusting show of disrespect.
Be better. Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (SKEa+) 45
37 Biden deserves his humiliation.
It's nice when we an all come together. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (xCA6C) I thought he was constantly humiliated, whether he knows it or not... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh) 46
I'll be they halve his Adderall dose before he speaks at the convention, just to complete the humiliation.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (YIxO9) 47
Hey, remember when Joe said inflation was at 9% before he took office and he brought it down to zero.
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: Serves him right at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (DobEs) 49
... three people familiar with Biden's thinking...
******* I'm surprised they could find that many. Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (uCfKO) 50
38 I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
At most, a "Joseph Robinette Biden Library" sign on a porta-potty. Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (FHiG2) Set it on fire, and it's his administration Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh) 51
"I'll be they halve his Adderall dose before he speaks at the convention, just to complete the humiliation."
I hope they feed him a pound of raisins. Posted by: Ribbed at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (Ectld) 52
36 Instead of Rushmore (good movie by the way), why don't they just commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (YIxO9) I could get behind this, would even contribute, if they made it with Biden screwing a chicken rather than on a horse. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (pohLc) 53
47 Hey, remember when Joe said inflation was at 9% before he took office and he brought it down to zero.
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (Oy/m2) He beat inflation, Medicare and the Orange Man!* *None out of three ain't bad. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3) 54
I will never feel sorry for Biden. He’s an awful human being
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (+kWhq) 55
49 ... three people familiar with Biden's thinking...
******* I'm surprised they could find that many. Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (uCfKO) It was a dementia ward Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (YB09P) 57
Joe, if you were a man, you would have told them to stuff it. Yes! Exactly. Or, at least challenge Pelosi to a push-up contest! Oooooooorrrrrrr, sick your Secret Service guys on them. It would been sweet to see Pelosi and Oblabla dragged outside the the White Houseboy the scruff of the neck and then given the Hillary! Feed-Sack Heave-ho treatment. Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (eDfFs) 58
I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
Look at the transcript. What she actually said was a parking space. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (guGkK) 59
I'll be they halve his Adderall dose before he speaks at the convention, just to complete the humiliation.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (YIxO9) ===== I had the same thought. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (DRSnL) 60
We should be giving them a case full of dueling pistols.
Democrats just forced a coup upon the sitting president and installed a candidate who didn’t receive a single vote. The media, who you can’t hate enough and should take most of the blame for letting this happen, has given free handjobs to every Democrat involved. It’s time to crush Democrats, the same way they’ve crushed us for the last 3 1/2 years. Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (fR05s) 61
Good afternoon ace. So Pelosi shoves a pineapple up Joey's butt sideways with Buffalo wing sauce as lube and then says here Joey have some spicy pineapple
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (gXGVH) 62
Hey, remember when Joe said inflation was at 9% before he took office and he brought it down to zero.
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: dantesed I kind of seem him on Mt. Rushmore, the same way I saw Martin Landau in "North by Northwest". Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (vcOmj) 63
Boss is still on vacation. Ergo, I'm still slacking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:09 PM I still have a week and a half until vacation. No slacking for me. I haz a sad. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (ZANHd) 64
Greetings!
Gov. Newsom came out against a CA proposition that would re-criminalize crime on account that it would increase the prison population! We can't have that, ya know. Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (MeG8a) 65
Hey, remember when Joe said inflation was at 9% before he took office and he brought it down to zero.
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore. They could suspend him from Washington's nose; a giant boogie for the ages. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C) 66
I think the dems are going to lose ground as their convention goes on.
Because the entirety of the "bump" has been hype--no one has actually seen what the Dems are running on. Yet. And no one but no one believes Kamabla has control over the party: The leftie loons are going to let their freak flag fly. "Free Palestine" will be shouted at least once from the lectern. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (dHBPd) 67
Biden has long thought that Obama's staff looked down upon him
- The Looking Down On Biden Club holds its meetings in the Grand Canyon. Nowhere else is big enough. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl) 68
64 Greetings!
Gov. Newsom came out against a CA proposition that would re-criminalize crime on account that it would increase the prison population! We can't have that, ya know. Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (MeG8a) He has experience with in-home detention during COVID. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (ynpvh) 69
I'm looking forward to the convention.
They've asked me to lead the conga line! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (DobEs) Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (eDfFs) 71
Biden will be shhpeaking on the first night of the convention, instead of the last night.
I expect the pedo pant-shitter to rant and rave during his speech, but I'm willing to bet he'll put the 'blame' for his being sidelined on to MAGA nation. How is everyone today? Happy Humpday! **shrugs** I'm OK, I guess. Another hour or so of work and then that's it for the week (Wednesdays are my Fridays). How are you, Ace? Are your eyes any better? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (Q0kLU) 72
Cry me a river, Joe he's a nasty lying MFer, and deserves this ignominious denouement You will be forgotten Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (zpWLJ) 74
I think *biden's got a couple temper tantrums lined up. Big ones. He'll go after Obama, Schumer and Pelosi. He can't help himself. You can tell he's stewing in the resentment. His family's probably egging him on too.
I hope it's true. And I'm here for it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (Q4IgG) 75
He needs to tell a national audience his story, that would fix Barky, Chucky and Nanzi
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (oCZGM) 76
Mount Rushmore? Nah! The highest point in Delaware is 447ft. Erect a monument there, made from bricks of the 11 US embassies that have had to be evacuated during his reign of error. He can drive by it every time he goes to teach at UPenn. He is a full professor, you know.
Posted by: Rest Stop Urinal? at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (CV8a5) 77
I'm looking forward to the convention.
They've asked me to lead the conga line! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (DobEs) It's a new dance... Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (Oy/m2) 78
I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Space Mountain Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl) 79
[Raises eyebrow]
-- Edmund Kemper Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 11:45 AM (iFTx/) I don't think Kemper dismembered anyone... did he? I thought he was strictly a strangle and f**k 'em, guy. Not some weirdo... like Vance. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2024 11:52 AM (dGCAG) _____ Kemper murdered like 10 young women -- mostly college students -- then cut them up, gave himself simulated blowjobs with their decapitated heads, and then fucked their headless corpses. Bat. Shit. Crazy. Dude was in ways even more looney than Ed Gein. Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/) 80
Those who need to be humiliated and publicly flogged are those who have used a senile man for their own ends.
I almost pity them for the prison they've built in Hell with their own actions. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (YB09P) 81
Greetings!
Gov. Newsom came out against a CA proposition that would re-criminalize crime on account that it would increase the prison population! We can't have that, ya know. Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM The left doesn't do cause and effect well. I can't recall whether it was the NYT or WaPo that ran a headline something like "prison population skyrockets despite drop in crime". Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (ZANHd) 82
Biden has long thought that Obama's staff looked down upon him
So he got ONE thing right during his tenure. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (xCA6C) 83
I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
- Now, Devil's Island maybe. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (L/fGl) 84
I still have a week and a half until vacation. No slacking for me. I haz a sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM (ZANHd) ===== Well, I basically slack off all the time. But when my boss is here, I at least have to try to look like I'm doing something. No such burden this week. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (G92dt) 86
So, Biden's speech at the DNC...
-taped? If live.... - does the mike have a mute button? - powerful, unseen sedative gas if he goes off script? - or does the mike just explode and the Dems blame Trump? Posted by: Stateless at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (jvJvP) 87
Biden is all in on the Kamala coronation. That’s all you need to know. I’m sure there are millions in his future laundered through phony book advances and speaking, I mean, sputtering fees. Don’t forget about the Biden Library, which the Democrats also threatened to get Poopy Pants out of the race.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 14, 2024 12:18 PM (fR05s) 88
You can tell he's stewing in the resentment. His family's probably egging him on too.
And we just ordered more eggs. Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (guGkK) 89
I'm looking forward to the convention.
They've asked me to lead the conga line! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 14, 2024 12:16 PM You can dance if you want to... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (ZANHd) 90
Speaking of Mount Rushmore…. I think there should only be 3 presidents up there. TR doesn’t belong in the pantheon with Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln. What did TR do that’s on par with being father of the country, author of the declaration, or saving the union?? Nothing…. Should be 3 up there….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (+kWhq) 91
I'll be they halve his Adderall dose before he speaks at the convention, just to complete the humiliation.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:14 PM (YIxO9) If they do that, I'll spot the Democrats one fresh outrage. That would be glorious. Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (zpWLJ) Posted by: ace at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) 93
Pelosi is the founding crow of the deep state. She is so entrenched and has files on so many, that they are afraid of her - I am talking her own party. Biden should have told her to get out. force her to play her cards. She distributed many, many billions among her buddies and now they all owe her. And she is threatening to cut them off if they go against whatever she is doing. She bought many people with other people's money (OURS !), over so many years that she thinks she is invincible.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (V13WU) 94
‘ Joe, if you were a man, you would have told them to stuff it.
But you're an old, feeble cuck’ I love this cruelty. I would like to say it in person to FJB just to watch him rage-stroke. If that didn’t kill him, I would add, They’re putting you out to pasture, Joe. You know, like an old steer.’ Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (jbnUc) 95
Kemper was just misunderstood.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (Z8Yh2) 96
... What did TR do that’s on par with being father of the country, author of the declaration, or saving the union?? ...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (+kWhq) ++++ His buddy made it, and his government paid for it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn) 97
MushBrain and The Older Ho visited my workplace yesterday. Not close by, they never came within a quarter mile of my office, thank God. Also fortunately, when they left they headed west out to the big airport. If they'd used the old Navai Air Station field on my side of the river, I'd have been stuck on this side for hours. Why do politicians *always* travel around at rush hour in the cities they visit?
I also recall some years ago, when Big Mike was to speak at a private home just yards from my office. My windows overlooked the garden of the house. Secret Cervix types showed up and asked politely that I close my blinds until they gave me the word. I thought, "A cat can look at a king, or a queen," but complied. I didn't really want to see her or her sycophants anyway. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (J2vNu) 98
Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore,
********* Easy. Chisel the eyeglasses and mustache off Teddy and he's almost the spittin' image of Joe. Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (uCfKO) 99
90 Speaking of Mount Rushmore…. I think there should only be 3 presidents up there. TR doesn’t belong in the pantheon with Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln. What did TR do that’s on par with being father of the country, author of the declaration, or saving the union?? Nothing…. Should be 3 up there….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (+kWhq) I agree.. Teddy Roosevelt got us Woodrow Wilson Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (IyPmt) 100
And let's remember where she learned the art of the bribe and from whom.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (V13WU) 101
But Pelosi wants him on .Mt Rushmore.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (FfSAJ) 102
If he is really mad, he should give it right back to them and start leaking Kamala trash.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (pZEOD) 103
Steve Sailer at Takimag today, dropping a stinking deuce of idiocy at the very end of his otherwise good article, as always:
"Kamala isn’t stupid—she passed the tough California bar exam on her second try..." I wasn't born with enough faces or palms. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (BEAj6) 104
Biden is too stupid and balless to call out the junta on a national stage like the convention.
Posted by: Archer at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (IDphi) 105
Instead of Rushmore (good movie by the way), why don't they just commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (YIxO9) I could get on board with this if they sculpted Biden riding backwards. Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (OguvZ) 106
Convention first night! What a slight!
Posted by: crabgrass farmer at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (CTUih) 107
>>>quit-pro-quo.
Very nice. Thank you.I didn't know if that would land. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) Latin puns are the best puns. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (guGkK) 108
This matches the Kemlinology reading of all the reports about Trump losing it, blowing up, yelling, etc.
They can't say it about Biden but they can get the message out. Is Joe even going to speak at the convention? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (dHBPd) 109
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I agree.. Teddy Roosevelt got us Woodrow Wilson Posted by: It's me donna at August 14 Can we trade him for Ronnie? Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (s3qiR) 111
What a CF.
Biden is still the President of the United States. He is treated with contempt and disdain by Dem senior apparatchiks. If Biden resigns after the convention, Harris automatically becomes president, with all the powers and authorities of the office. What if she decides to exercise those powers and authorities without regard to Joe's current set of minders? What if she tells Barry to eff off, tells Pelosi to go fly a kite, and starts issuing EOs like they've gone out of style? Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2024 12:21 PM (rj6Yv) 112
I'll be they halve his Adderall dose before he speaks at the convention, just to complete the humiliation.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie What's funny in the old timey movies? Is when they try to give someone the "hook" and get them off stage and they keep dodging it. I can see Biden doing that live at the convention. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 113
That “reporter” from the WaPo who wants to use the power of our government to shut up anyone he doesn’t like needs a throat punch.
Happy Punch Day. Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (Lp05i) 114
Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore,
Beating the Taliban at monument destruction!! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (G92dt) 115
Instead of Rushmore (good movie by the way), why don't they just commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 14, 2024 12:13 PM (YIxO9) I could get behind this, would even contribute, if they made it with Biden screwing a chicken rather than on a horse. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:15 PM (pohLc) All I ask is they build it out of ice cream. Or feces. Posted by: Dr. T at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (zpWLJ) 116
Chisel the eyeglasses and mustache off Teddy and he's almost the spittin' image of Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (uCfKO) How to duplicate the clueless facial expression? Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (pohLc) 117
Convention first night! What a slight!
The smart money is betting that everybody will be kung fu fighting. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (guGkK) 118
The deep state has seen the laptop. You either get out or we will expose you and your corrupt family.
Hit the beach Jack. Posted by: Redenzo at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (V/pbu) 119
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
== See, vanity projects like Mt. Rushmore , TEd, are a bad idea. He should have left it with the other three. Posted by: runner at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (V13WU) 120
O/T -- Bongino (properly) trashing Ukrainian whore Kellyanne Conway on his radio show.
[Headline from CTH yesterday:] "Now A Registered Lobbyist for Ukraine, Kellyanne Conway Will No Longer Work with Trump Campaign." Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (DKSOC) 121
Has anyone seen or heard any public comments from Doctor Jill since "The Purge"?
She almost has to appear with Joe at the convention, no? Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (uCfKO) 122
I like Teddy. A pussy he weren't.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (pohLc) 123
Joe needs to release those pardons for all his family members. ASAP. Before he’s conveniently removed and Lady K installed.
Posted by: EveR at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (Z/h4+) 124
I've got my money down on Joe's being dead in a couple of months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (VdhcA) 125
Chisel the eyeglasses and mustache off Teddy and he's almost the spittin' image of Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:20 PM (uCfKO) How to duplicate the clueless facial expression? Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:22 PM (pohLc) You would need to add a lot of concrete to get the proper slack-jawed effect. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (guGkK) 126
They need to put Biden on the backside of Mount Rushmore, right between Lincoln’s ass cheeks.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (Lp05i) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (YB09P) 128
The Party of "democracy" folks.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (2fIO4) 129
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (v0R5T) 130
Mt. Rushmore anyone?
Watch: Taliban holds victory parade at Bagram to show off military equipment that Biden-Harris left behind three years ago https://is.gd/KqAimc Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (L/fGl) 131
Socialists will willingly become a borg in their messaging until such time that they violently turn on each other. I don’t think it’s that time yet.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (B1dzx) 132
Hey, remember when Joe said inflation was at 9% before he took office and he brought it down to zero.
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 *** So the monument is for liars who lie really big? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (J2vNu) 133
Has anyone seen or heard any public comments from Doctor Jill since "The Purge"?
She almost has to appear with Joe at the convention, no? Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (uCfKO) ===== Well, SOMEBODY has to help him figure out how to get off the stage. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (DRSnL) 134
The GOP should pass a bill to hold up Potatohead's salary until he starts showing up for work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (guGkK) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (KbCG3) 137
Biden will be really frustrated when he finds out what the October surprise is.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (7PziG) 138
Convention first night! What a slight!
The smart money is betting that everybody will be kung fu fighting. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) ....... I wanna see flying metal chairs. Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (v0R5T) 139
He's angry with Nancy Pelosi and views her as ruthless for ushering him out the door.
________ How long has Biden been in DC? And yet he's shocked that Nancy is ruthless? He's even dumber than we thought. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (1bNHn) 140
You can tell he's stewing in the resentment. His family's probably egging him on too.
And we just ordered more eggs. Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden I love you, Mr. Egg Man!!! Posted by: Ole Joe, sitting in a sandbox dreseed only in his Depends at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (w9Wax) Posted by: ace at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (KRtlO) 142
I *HOPE* Joe comes out first night and accepts the nomination!
"Do you understand, Joe? You cannot accept the nomination. Are you sure you understand? Are you sure?" -- Obama Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (krQz2) 143
I would not be surprised if President Grandpa's Not Well addresses the convention on pre-recorded video
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (/7KEl) 144
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‘ commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.’ Hahahahaha!!! The Indians would be so fucking mad. Maybe finish it as is but with Biden’s face and rename it the Cornpop monument. Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (jbnUc) 145
The convention will be something. I am interested to see how they thread the needle. I am sure they promised Biden some hagiography. But how do they thread the needle of doing a presentation of how awesome he is and oh by the way we had to kick him out? And do they let him speak there?
I figure they have to keep him buried and not sure that Dr. Jill will like that. I dunno. It's all weird and arcane anyway. If Biden had been cogent enough to realize they couldn't 25A him he wouldn't have been susceptible to that threat. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (xhfG9) 146
To: ASPHQ
From: Ministry of Muslim Invasion Force Butt Hurt Division Dear Mr. Ace: According to our records you recently tagged Joe Biden an old , feeble cuck. You are in direct violation of our hate speech regulations and will be extradited to London, UK for trial. signed, Secretary of Messing with people Mohammad Butthurt Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (UoWhM) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (Gv/ba) 148
What clinic did his hair plugs?
Posted by: And do they claim credit? at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (DobEs) 149
Ole Doctor Jill ran for the hills when Nancy Pelosi started swinging her dick.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (Lp05i) 150
Well, SOMEBODY has to help him figure out how to get off the stage.
My guess is that they'll have a tilting stage, and Biden will exit stage left like that video of a cow sliding down a snow-covered hill. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C) 151
I've got my money down on Joe's being dead in a couple of months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious Sarah Hoyt says October, by necessity to the Cause. I wouldn't bet against it, and the spectacle of a funeral to folloiw. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (BEAj6) 152
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends. Agree, he should be carved sniffing Washington's hair. Then on the 250th anniversary ( the Bisesquincentennial for those seeking to increase their word power) there should be a huge fireworks celebration then at the end Trump pushes the plunger and Joe goes boom. On pay per view to pay down the debt, of course. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM) 153
I would not be surprised if President Grandpa's Not Well addresses the convention on pre-recorded video
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (/7KEl) --- That would be the safest. They can pre-view it and make sure he doesn't accept the nomination. I just hope it's live and Joe's spite and ego get to him. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (krQz2) 154
I'm gonna miss old Joe. He's so easy to make fun of.
Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (v0R5T) 155
Hahahahaha!!! The Indians would be so fucking mad. Maybe finish it as is but with Biden’s face and rename it the Cornpop monument.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (jbnUc) Why would they be mad? I am sure there is some BS Joe story about being Native American I'm not joking. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (xhfG9) 156
Teddy Roosevelt died after his expedition in the Amazon.
Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (Oy/m2) 157
I *HOPE* Joe comes out first night and accepts the nomination!
"Do you understand, Joe? You cannot accept the nomination. Are you sure you understand? Are you sure?" -- Obama Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (krQz2) In that case, Joe sez "Since I have lost the confidence of country and the party, I hereby resign as President of the United States. Good luck and goodbye." Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (rj6Yv) 158
No Mount Rushmore for Kamala, but maybe a framed poster at the Bada Bing club?
Posted by: MR ED at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (rn2/h) 159
Biden if he's that pissed his convention speech should start " suck deeznuts, Obama was born in Kenya and is a raging queen, Big Mike is a guy , the Clinton's both banged 12 yr old girls on Epstein Island, the J6 was all caused by Pelosi and Schumer ..." at which point he's clubbed over the head and dragged off stage
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (gXGVH) 160
My guess is that they'll have a tilting stage, and Biden will exit stage left like that video of a cow sliding down a snow-covered hill.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C) ===== That would be awesome. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL) 161
Biden had a medical emergency in Las Vegas -- likely a stroke -- and I think the DogEater cabal took advantage of it, using it (along with other threats, likely involving Hunter) to blackmail F. Joe into being deposed given that he was going to get crushed by Trump regardless of The Cheat.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (AOLwc) 162
PDT when chatting with Elon mentioned a coup and he felt it was wrong what they did to Joe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (tT6L1) 163
Intersperse convention coverage with clips from The Gong Show.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (YB09P) 164
Biden and his successive generations will all mysteriously be fine. Biden has no opinion on anything. He barely knows what air is.
There is no tension. He will be a good puppet like always. The rest is bread and circuses to entertain and make fools of the masses. The deal may have *always* been that Biden would go when needed and be replaced with Kamala. None of us know. We only know what the media and Democrat "insiders" tell us. And that amounts to jack shit. If there was "tension" there would be sabotage from many directions. There would be "stories" galore leaking about nasty Kamala. All I see is a 98% United Kamala Front, and it happened about as quickly as I said it would. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:27 PM (JrF6z) 165
I believe the press's interest in Hunter is directly related to Biden acting like a sore loser.
The message: "If you won't shut up and accept what has happened, we'll keep exposing and hammering Hunter, and the Garland DOJ will pursue him aggressively. Do you really want your whining to be the reason he finally ends up in jail?" Posted by: Litany Of Lies at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (2lLpr) Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl) 167
Has anyone seen or heard any public comments from Doctor Jill since "The Purge"?
She almost has to appear with Joe at the convention, no? Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:23 PM (uCfKO) ===== Well, SOMEBODY has to help him figure out how to get off the stage. Posted by: Jordan61 That would be Jerrold, the Home Health Aide.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 168
What clinic did his hair plugs? Posted by: And do they claim credit? at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM Not my work. Posted by: Sy Sperling at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (RKVpM) 169
13 I laughed out loud when I heard the Pelosi remark about F. Joke deserving a space on Mount Rushmore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Haha, me too. She only said it because she knows it would never happen. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (OX9vb) 170
Any serious statement about putting Biden on Mt Rushmore is literally psychotic. Those people are delusional and need mental health treatment.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (B1dzx) 171
That would be the safest. They can pre-view it and make sure he doesn't accept the nomination.
I just hope it's live and Joe's spite and ego get to him. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (krQz2) Query: Is it valid to accept a presidential nomination by blinking in Morse code? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (guGkK) 172
Mohammad Butthurt
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 12:26 PM (UoWhM) - Asshole'm a'lickem! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (dZE4s) 173
‘ commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.’
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (jbnUc) --- I rode with Paul Revere! I was the one saying "The British are coming!" Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (krQz2) 174
103 Steve Sailer at Takimag today, dropping a stinking deuce of idiocy at the very end of his otherwise good article, as always:
"Kamala isn’t stupid—she passed the tough California bar exam on her second try..." I wasn't born with enough faces or palms. Posted by: Taq ============== You can take the boy outta National Review but not the National Review outta da boy. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (7nYLv) 175
Convention First Night! - Melissa White-Blanc, AWFLs for Harris/Walz - Sarah Mengele, Reproductive Health and Chop Shop of Chicago - K'Shwana McCook, BLM Real Estate Broker - Ol' Whatsisname, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (1Nxff) 176
Yeah the convention should be lit. They are going to showcase all they’ve done to destroy the country in 3 and a half years, and talk about how they want to continue the destruction for four more.
Which means lots of celebrity, empty promises diversions and maybe even a drag show. Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (Lp05i) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (YB09P) 178
164 If there was "tension" there would be sabotage from many directions. There would be "stories" galore leaking about nasty Kamala. All I see is a 98% United Kamala Front, and it happened about as quickly as I said it would.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (pZEOD) 179
Has anyone seen or heard any public comments from Doctor Jill since "The Purge"?
She almost has to appear with Joe at the convention, no? Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 *** I think she spoke at the ceremonies here yesterday. F. Joke's admin has promised a multimillion-dollar donation to the health departments for something. A snippet on the local Fox outlet this morning showed Jill speaking, with the supposed Most Powerful Man in the World standing to her right with a vacant expression on his face. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (J2vNu) 180
>I wanna see flying metal chairs.
---- tridents and hand grenades Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl) And a rousing rendition of Doing The French Mistake Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (guGkK) 181
Pelosi (and Obama) won the game of chicken with Biden. Initially, Biden called their bluff. They threatened to withhold all money and support and guarantee a loss if he didn't drop out. Biden called them on that correctly--he's really supposed to believe they wouldn't try to help him win at all costs if he were the candidate? Eventually they must have convinced him that they couldn't save him, and that when he went down in flames, they wouldn't be around to so much as piss on the fire. That was a smart play to Biden's ego, and it worked. Pelosi has no problem saying Biden belongs on Mount Rushmore. Small price to pay for getting to cling to power.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (4+3qm) 182
It would be awesome if Pelosi nodded in Biden's direction on stage, and a couple of thugs "escorted" him out, like when Xi got rid of Hu Jintao.
https://tinyurl.com/6h2bjycm Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (xCA6C) 183
Lets just pass a law that says all Dem Presidents get to go on Rushmore. They push this about every single one.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (7PziG) 184
What clinic did his hair plugs?
Posted by: And do they claim credit? ...... Warranty expired 15 years ago. Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (v0R5T) 185
170 Any serious statement about putting Biden on Mt Rushmore is literally psychotic. Those people are delusional and need mental health treatment.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (B1dzx) What they need is lead therapy. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (pohLc) 186
Trump coming to town today. Should be interesting, as this town is a mini-belly of the beast of Lefty AntiFa types.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (XeU6L) 187
But did you notice? It wasn't just acknowledge Democrat partisans who delivered on this "drop out and we'll give you a hero's triumph" treatment. The media also took part in the ritual hagiography of Biden.
________ Obsolete. Nowadays everyone knows the media are "acknowledge[d] Democrat partisans". Even Colbert admitted it. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn) 188
Rush used to say he was so old he remembered when Joe Biden didn't have hair.
Posted by: I miss Rush at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (DobEs) 189
170 Any serious statement about putting Biden on Mt Rushmore is literally psychotic. Those people are delusional and need mental health treatment.
Posted by: polynikes ----- Pretty much true of Democrat leadership in general. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (7nYLv) 190
I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (pZEOD) Trump should say he will pardon Hunter when elected Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt) 191
143 I would not be surprised if President Grandpa's Not Well addresses the convention on pre-recorded video
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM (/7KEl) Would make sense. From the Oval Office, cuz he's so busy Presidentin' And less risky. Posted by: crabgrass farmer at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (CTUih) 192
They’re putting you out to pasture, Joe. You know, like an old steer.’
Posted by: Dr. Claw Ranchers don't keep useless eaters, they turn them into hamburger and sell the tongue and tails to Mexicans. Posted by: Cattleman's Association at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (CV8a5) 193
Convention First Night!
- Melissa White-Blanc, AWFLs for Harris/Walz - Sarah Mengele, Reproductive Health and Chop Shop of Chicago - K'Shwana McCook, BLM Real Estate Broker - Ol' Whatsisname, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (1Nxff) ---------- You forgot the drag queen burlesque extravaganza. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1) 194
I've got my money down on Joe's being dead in a couple of months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious Sarah Hoyt says October, by necessity to the Cause. I wouldn't bet against it, and the spectacle of a funeral to folloiw. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus His dead carcass will be stinking by September.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 195
It is the presidency or your bribes joe, you have to choose
Posted by: N at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (8XibL) 196
ugh was gonna leave school to go to the gym right after lunch but some jackass bank robber rolled his car and killed himself right outside so now the building is on lockdown.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (CIS44) 197
Bill Clinton had "tension" with Obama. He was going to "sabotage" him in 2012 on behalf of Hillary who "hated" him. This was the story in the days leading up to the 2012 DNC, and very much accepted narrative here.
Then Clinton gets up and gives the most rousing pro-Obama speech you can imagine. "Tension". Forever falling on Democrats but landing on Republicans. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (JrF6z) 198
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‘ commandeer the Crazy Horse monument and convert it to Biden riding a stallion since it won't be completed for another 200 years anyway.’ Hahahahaha!!! The Indians would be so fucking mad. Maybe finish it as is but with Biden’s face and rename it the Cornpop monument. Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 14, 2024 12:25 PM Nah...just add Joe's face to the other end of the horse. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (ZANHd) Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (uCfKO) 200
So, Biden's speech at the DNC...
-taped? Almost certainly. Unless they want to totally get him off the stage and Kamala in early, by denying him his meds or giving the wrong dose, and let him babble and howl like at the wounded near-retard he is. Or, on the other hand- They could dose him properly, train him properly7 to give a barn-burner about how coup by Kamala is not American Democracy and demand a vote using his committed delegates....if the DimE decided Coconut Harris and Walz were even bigger mistakes. They could always cook the vote to keep both Joe and Kamala out and install Big Mike or someone else. Posted by: naturalfake at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (eDfFs) 201
In that case, Joe sez "Since I have lost the confidence of country and the party, I hereby resign as President of the United States. I am endorsing Donald Trump. Good luck and goodbye." Fix'd Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (1Nxff) 202
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
Mount Sneffels in Colorado would be more appropriate. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (w9Wax) 203
Joe! You fucked up. You trusted us!
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (guGkK) 204
They should put J'Blowme and Jimmuh up on the podium together on Monday night and then have the delegates vote on Which one does "Weekend at Bernie's" better? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (S9Md5) 205
OT but the Germans issued an arrest warrant for the Nordstream sabotage. Ironically the guy has the same name as Zelensky.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (2fIO4) 206
It would be awesome if Pelosi nodded in Biden's direction on stage, and a couple of thugs "escorted" him out, like when Xi got rid of Hu Jintao.
https://tinyurl.com/6h2bjycm Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (xCA6C) This and the talk of monuments reminded me how much the MLK statue looks like a North Korean or Chinese communist. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (B1dzx) 207
I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut.
Posted by: Piper Trump should say he will pardon Hunter when elected Posted by: It's me donna ...if he speaks out NOW.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 208
This bikini brunette finds the idea of Biden on Rushmore to be laughable to be the point of absurdity:
http://tiny.cc/zfpgzz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (YB09P) 210
Biden could die in October and I think they would leave him in as president.
I think they are very much saving Kuntala's anointing for AFTER the flagging election. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (JrF6z) 211
Biden has long thought that Obama's staff looked down upon him
_______ When you're a no-talent bum who rises far above anything your abilities warrant, that's gonna happen. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (1bNHn) 212
O/T -- Bongino (properly) trashing Ukrainian whore Kellyanne Conway on his radio show.
- Russia Evacuates 180,000 As Ukraine Reportedly Takes 28 Towns Ukraine’s military has taken control of 28 towns and villages in Russia’s Kursk border region, prompting a sixth of its population to flee the incursion, the acting regional governor told President Vladimir Putin. https://is.gd/f6dlog - Kursk II: This Time It'll Work! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl) 213
It's almost like they're part of the Combined Arms of the Democrat military.
-------------- You mean, like, a Progtorian Guard? Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (AOLwc) 214
207 I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut.
Posted by: Piper Trump should say he will pardon Hunter when elected Posted by: It's me donna ...if he speaks out NOW. Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 14 Via a tweet on X. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (pZEOD) 215
Steve Sailer at Takimag today, dropping a stinking deuce of idiocy at the very end of his otherwise good article, as always:
"Kamala isn’t stupid—she passed the tough California bar exam on her second try..." I wasn't born with enough faces or palms. Posted by: Taq --- I think it's a valid point. So, yes, she passed the bar the second time through. She has *some* amount of intelligence. But probably on the lower 50-70% of all lawyers. But her allergy to preparation takes whatever innate intelligence she has, and makes her that much more prone to saying stupid things. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (krQz2) 216
This bikini brunette finds the idea of Biden on Rushmore to be laughable to be the point of absurdity:
http://tiny.cc/zfpgzz She's nice but I'm suspicious as to whether she has any Bikini heritage at all. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (guGkK) 217
Watch: Taliban holds victory parade at Bagram to show off military equipment that Biden-Harris left behind three years ago
https://is.gd/KqAimc Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Trump's team will fuck this up somehow. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (IG4Id) 218
Any serious statement about putting Biden on Mt Rushmore is literally psychotic. Those people are delusional and need mental health treatment.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:28 PM (B1dzx) ++++ It isn't serious. Don't get me wrong - Pelosi is definitely a psychopath - but this isn't serious. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn) 219
ugh was gonna leave school to go to the gym right after lunch but some jackass bank robber rolled his car and killed himself right outside so now the building is on lockdown.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM One of my paralegals got in early this morning and decided to go for coffee. She walked up on a roped-off crime scene 200 yards up the road. Stabbing that happened about 20 minutes earlier. Very bloody, according to her. I hate cities. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd) 220
Trump should say he will pardon Hunter when elected Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM Bad idea. I don't wanna see Hunter canvasing Pennsylvania state signing up Trump voters. Posted by: Sy Sperling at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM) 221
ugh was gonna leave school to go to the gym right after lunch but some jackass bank robber rolled his car and killed himself right outside so now the building is on lockdown.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM (CIS44) ===== If he's dead, why are you on lockdown? Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (DRSnL) 222
Biden could die in October and I think they would leave him in as president.
I think they are very much saving Kuntala's anointing for AFTER the flagging election. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (JrF6z) --------------- It's about time for the Junta to let everyone know Joe is hale and hearty. MSM will get their, "what about Joe" query from the Junta and MSM will oblige. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (tT6L1) 223
I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut.
Yep - the New York Times article that was just published detailing Hunter's illegal foreign activities was a broad hint. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna) 224
Russia Evacuates 180,000 As Ukraine Reportedly Takes 28 Towns
Ukraine’s military has taken control of 28 towns and villages in Russia’s Kursk border region, prompting a sixth of its population to flee the incursion, the acting regional governor told President Vladimir Putin. With weapons supplied by the US Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt) 225
>Has anyone seen or heard any public comments from Doctor Jill since "The Purge"?
---- No, they've both been sidelined the campaign has to separate Kamala from the Bidens in the minds of the voters Joe will get wheeled out once a week to make face noises about nonsense Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: N at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (8XibL) 227
Mount Rushmore??
Perhaps Mount Touchmore, alongside Bill Clinton… Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (VTItS) 228
Just to be positive here, someone is doing a great job of keeping Paul Pelosi away from hookers in cars and rent boys out of the townhouse. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (j4U/Z) 229
Convention First Night!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ********** I think they added Stacey Abrams to the agenda giving a speech on "Threats to Our Precious Hippocracy" Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (uCfKO) 230
Don't get me wrong - Pelosi is definitely a psychopath - but this isn't serious.
Biden will go down in history as a Loser, no matter what they say now. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna) 231
Biden has long thought that Obama's staff looked down upon him _________ That's nothing compared to how JFK's staff looked down on LBJ. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (1Nxff) 232
Would Rushmore Joe be wearing aviators?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (FfSAJ) 233
If he's dead, why are you on lockdown? Posted by: Jordan61 Cause this place is a fucking joke that exists to make me angrier and more annoyed everyday. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (CIS44) 234
I think this is why the lowered the boom a little on Hunter. Warning to keep his trap shut.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:29 PM (pZEOD) I think they did it to prove (lol) that "no one is above the law". Meanwhile nothing will happen to Hunter. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (JrF6z) Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C) 236
No pardons for effin Hunter. I want inmates posting videos of all the nasty shit they are doing to Hunter while he does his 25-life.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (pohLc) 237
I think they did it to prove (lol) that "no one is above the law". Meanwhile nothing will happen to Hunter. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (JrF6z) And Trump will get jail time Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (IyPmt) 238
Can we really afford a president who who won't read the briefs her staff prepares?
Is that in any way presidential behavior? We had a president who soiled his briefs, before.... Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2) 239
Don't worry, Joe, the midwit mediocrity Obama looks down on everybody, because he's been told since he was 6 that his perfectly-average IQ was near-god-level.
________ Exactly correct. I just read that to my wife, she responded "You know, that is quite true." But if you see that, and we see that, why do so many - even on the right - think him smart? I've met smart people. Seen more on TV and the web. And read many. Obama ain't. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (1bNHn) 240
Joe, try to redeem yourself. Say publicly all of Obama's nasty anti-american stuff he did behind America's back and let the chips fall. Or die unloved by the country you thought you were ruling over.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (vsp5U) 241
Watch: Taliban holds victory parade at Bagram to show off military equipment that Biden-Harris left behind three years ago
https://is.gd/KqAimc Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:24 PM (L/fGl) I am surprised the Afghans were able to keep any of that operational for this long. Especially the choppers. Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (OguvZ) 242
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
I think this is overblown. Pelosi is NOT pushing for him to be carved into Mt Rushmore. She did say well he's accomplished so much in 4 years that he was Mt Rushmore level in his performance. The part about how much he has accomplished is bullshit, so is the part about it being Rushmore level. But, no Pelosi is NOT pushing for that anyway. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (xhfG9) Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (B1dzx) 244
Then Clinton gets up and gives the most rousing pro-Obama speech you can imagine.
"Tension". Forever falling on Democrats but landing on Republicans. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (JrF6z) I say this as someone who thinks our issues with a lawless executive branch can be traced back to Clinton not getting removed from office: Nobody plays politics like Bill Clinton. Nobody. Posted by: pookysgirl has some begrudging respect for the guy at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (dtlDP) 245
If I were President, I would pardon Hunter. Definitely. For a price.
I pardon him, and there's a quid pro quo that he writes a tell-all book on his rotten family. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn) 246
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
------------- I, for one, welcome the addition of a giant sculpted turnip on Mount Rushmore! Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (HkWVk) 247
Lets just pass a law that says all Dem Presidents get to go on Rushmore. They push this about every single one.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2024 *** The catch: Each one has to carve it himself. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu) 248
Hillary never passes a bar.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (JrF6z) 249
Is there anyone who doesn't look down on Joe--grifters aside?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (FfSAJ) Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (/7KEl) 251
Cause this place is a fucking joke that exists to make me angrier and more annoyed everyday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (CIS44) ===== You and my husband would get along great! You know, if he actually talked to people. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (DRSnL) 252
Iranians are still flying F-14s we sold them in 1979.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (YB09P) 253
Don't worry, Joe, the midwit mediocrity Obama looks down on everybody, because he's been told since he was 6 that his perfectly-average IQ was near-god-level.
Dude went to Harvard, man! Harvard! David Hogg. Claudine Gay! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (guGkK) 254
I think Biden is lucky to remember what he ate for breakfast. He's a vegetable that thinks the nuclear football belongs in the Superbowl.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (1/wJD) 255
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
------------- I, for one, welcome the addition of a giant sculpted turnip on Mount Rushmore! Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 1 *** Hey! That land belonged to My People! Posted by: Lizzie Warren, Stirring From Irrelevancy at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) 257
It isn't serious.
Don't get me wrong - Pelosi is definitely a psychopath - but this isn't serious. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn) None of this is serious, except for the fact that the country is being run by persons unknown and unaccountable in the name of a senile, debilitated man. And this is being done so that the people of the United States of American can be "fundamentally transformed" and forced into involuntary servitude to the State. Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (rj6Yv) 258
238 Can we really afford a president who who won't read the briefs her staff prepares?
Is that in any way presidential behavior? We had a president who soiled his briefs, before.... Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2) What did they say about Biden? "He has a strong team." We seem to keep focusing on things like competence and all that like it even matters. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (xhfG9) 259
Meanwhile, a major cyberattack has hit Iranian banks - apparently a lot of ATMs have stopped working.
There are indications that the Iranian attack will finally happen tonight, so that coward Blinken cancelled his trip to Israel, because that would increase the pressure on the US to retaliate if Blinken was there. Meanwhile, perhaps explaining Iranian hesitancy, the Houthi's port is still closed three weeks after Israel attacked it. Yemen is farther away from Israel than Iran is. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna) 260
Personally, my money's on Pelosi. I KNOW Obama's not that smart. Schumer I can't quite figure. He doesn't seem comfortable in his role. But I do suspect he'd be happy to make deals with Trump, if Schumer got his share*, but the Party won't allow it.
*They are both New Yorkers, after all. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn) Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (/7KEl) 262
NEW - Trump reportedly in talks to fire campaign managers Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles — DailyMail
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (xPl2J) 263
I am surprised the Afghans were able to keep any of that operational for this long.
Especially the choppers. Posted by: spindrift We have the best chopper mechanics in the business. Posted by: CIA, any color as long as it's black at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (w9Wax) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (L/fGl) 265
Hey! I will gladly accept the nomination for the, you know, the thing!
Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (vFG9F) 266
We have enough Biden to fill all of Rushmore. Young bald joe, plugs middle aged joe, puffy drunk vp joe, and now squinty smirky bad facelift joe.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (7PziG) 267
Because of Biden's anger, Trump should call him a coward and quitter. Get him riled up and try to get his nom back.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (VUWqG) 268
Dying as a bitter and angry pervert is a bad way to go.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (FfSAJ) 269
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) 270
I think they did it to prove (lol) that "no one is above the law". Meanwhile nothing will happen to Hunter.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (JrF6z) And Trump will get jail time Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (IyPmt) --- On 34 felonies served consequently for a SINGLE action. This really shows the fix: I believe the custom is that, unless there were multiple victims, if they convict you of one charge for the "crime" they drop the lesser ones. Because you're serving time for the crime that you did. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (krQz2) 271
262. Wiles is good. Maybe she isnt right for Trump, but she is talented.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (7PziG) 272
197 Bill Clinton had "tension" with Obama. He was going to "sabotage" him in 2012 on behalf of Hillary who "hated" him. This was the story in the days leading up to the 2012 DNC, and very much accepted narrative here.
Then Clinton gets up and gives the most rousing pro-Obama speech you can imagine. "Tension". Forever falling on Democrats but landing on Republicans. Posted by: ... ----- Understanding that the Democrat party is a criminal cartel makes predicting individual Dem officeholder behavior perfectly logically. Omerta is at the heart of any successful criminal cartel and key to that is becoming a 'made man' that involves criminal and deviant activity so silence is assured. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (7nYLv) 273
NEW - Brussels has accused EU bureaucrat Thierry Breton of "going rogue" by sending a threatening letter to Elon Musk.
Brussels has accused internal market commissioner Thierry Breton of "going rogue" for sending a letter to Elon Musk, warning of potential punishments if content on X risks EU citizens' safety. The European Commission stated that Breton did not have prior approval for the letter from its president, Ursula von der Leyen. Officials close to Breton claimed the letter was planned beforehand, coinciding with Musk's interview with Donald Trump: Breton, responsible for enforcing the Digital Services Act, reminded Musk of his legal duties regarding harmful content. Musk responded to Breton with a humorous meme, while a Trump campaign spokesperson condemned the EU's interference in U.S. elections. An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk. Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (UoWhM) 274
Exactly correct. I just read that to my wife, she responded "You know, that is quite true."
But if you see that, and we see that, why do so many - even on the right - think him smart? I've met smart people. Seen more on TV and the web. And read many. Obama ain't. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (1bNHn) -------------- Obama has the ability to make left wing talking points sound like an intellectual argument. Anyone with an ounce of common sense will roll their eyes at Obama's gibberish but the usual suspects will get that thrill down their leg. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (tT6L1) 275
Kursk II: This Time It'll Work!
Fun Fact - The German General Staff thought Kursk I had worked. The newest shit written about the battle shows the old teaching about it to be wrong. German tank numbers, pre-battle, were about half previously taught. Soviet losses were MUCH worse. Long story short - the Germans were 1-2 weeks from encircling three Army Groups. But the Allies landed in Italy - Hitler pulled twelve divisions from the Eastern Front - and that was that. Posted by: People Do What They Do at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (jvE7q) 276
269 Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) Fingers crossed Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt) 277
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) ++++ Pulling for you, man! I have one this week, and I was certain that I bombed the first interview but apparently it was good enough for a second. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn) 278
261 Ronald Reagan maybe on Mt Rushmore
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (/7KEl) No. Reagan never repealed the fucking 55 mph speed limit. I will never forget that. Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (pohLc) 279
>Personally, my money's on Pelosi. I KNOW Obama's not that smart. Schumer I can't quite figure.
---- I'll do it for you he is a treacherous lying conniving snake 🐍 Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (/7KEl) 280
Yemen is farther away from Israel than Iran is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna) Yup...Israel got a two-fer with that attack. The Mullahs know that Israel can kill them in their beds. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (d9fT1) 281
"That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore"
I'm okay with this only if they go behind Washington's likeness and carve Joe's face in where George's butt would be. Posted by: boynsea at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (cx155) 282
Iranians installed Crowdstrike on their ATMs also?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (YB09P) 283
What are the odds that, in Hell, Pelosi and Biden will be like Ugolino and Ruggieri?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (1bNHn) 284
Hi, Ace!
PBS, Frontline, New Biden's Decision, S43, Ep 4 (2024) A look at President Biden's rise to the Presidency, and the personal and political forces that shaped him and his historic decision to step out of the 2024 presidential race. --- Anyway, hoping he goes batsh*t, far off teleprompter, on stage at the DNC. Give 'em hell, Joey! Posted by: L - If. (Cellphone) at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (sM1ND) 285
We have enough Biden to fill all of Rushmore. Young bald joe, plugs middle aged joe, puffy drunk vp joe, and now squinty smirky bad facelift joe.
After they chip off Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt they'll be enough room to depict Biden floating naked on his inflatable pool lounger in front of a female Secret Service agent. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (guGkK) 286
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus fingers crossed Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (CIS44) 287
Breton, responsible for enforcing the Digital Services Act, reminded Musk of his legal duties regarding harmful content. Musk responded to Breton with a humorous meme, while a Trump campaign spokesperson condemned the EU's interference in U.S. elections. An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.
I thought the Tom Cruise meme WAS the formal response. It's all they deserve. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C) 288
President Joe Biden is frustrated that Barack Obama wouldn't tell him to his face that he should leave the race. He's angry with Nancy Pelosi and views her as ruthless for ushering him out the door. And he's still miffed at the role Chuck Schumer played, too.
==== Let me call a waaaah-ambulance. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (JvZF+) 289
I was certain that I bombed the first interview
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn) Fapping while the interviewer is talking is now frowned upon? What is this world coming to? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (d9fT1) 290
>>>Iranians are still flying F-14s we sold them in 1979.
They're still flying F-4 Phantoms from before that Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (Y1sOo) 291
Trump should say he will pardon Hunter when elected
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:30 PM I am not in favor of anyone pardoning that creepy freak for anything, ever. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (OX9vb) 292
Would Rushmore Joe be wearing aviators?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 *** I'd rather see his Corvette up on Rushmore. Posted by: Lizzie Warren, Stirring From Irrelevancy at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu) 293
I think this is overblown. Pelosi is NOT pushing for him to be carved into Mt Rushmore. She did say well he's accomplished so much in 4 years that he was Mt Rushmore level in his performance. The part about how much he has accomplished is bullshit, so is the part about it being Rushmore level.
But, no Pelosi is NOT pushing for that anyway. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (xhfG9) That's some quality bullshit parsing right there. Are you trying to make a play for the Jonah Goldberg seat on CNN? Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (4+3qm) 294
Kursk II: This Time It'll Work!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 14, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl) ----------- This time there isn't a kilometers-deep belt of mines and entanglements, backed by hundreds of thousands of infantry and a shitload of artillery. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (VdhcA) 295
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) ===== Fingers crossed, Bulgaroctonus! Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (DRSnL) 296
I have one this week, and I was certain that I bombed the first interview but apparently it was good enough for a second.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Good for you, Joe. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV) 297
Would Rushmore Joe be wearing aviators?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 14, 2024 12:35 PM (FfSAJ) And eating an ice cream cone. Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (OguvZ) 298
Does anyone on DU have lingering frustrations over Joe's decision? Politico: "Biden harbors lingering frustration at Pelosi, Obama, Schumer"
Joe's competence numbers were consistently weak before he announced the decision to drop out of the race. And almost instantaneously after becoming the presumptive nominee, Kamala appeared to be the New Hope for the Democratic Party and the polls are reflecting that observation. Trump is now on defense and not doing very well. I believe Joe made the right decision. My frustration is with the party and the nattering class. Joe would have won the election. People would have turned out. Nobody would have stayed home, or voted for tsf instead. Maybe they wouldnt have been as excited, but they would have voted. The polls were and are garbage. The only frustrations I have is the clearly unequal treatment the press gave Biden versus **$$Y-Grabber, and also I think those who publicly denounced Biden should have done it privately. Otherwise, I think Kamala Harris is Biden's legacy to us. She has been terrific. He was VolenTold to step aside. He deserved more respect than what he got. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (JFnDZ) 299
OMG I just remembered the argument in 2012 about Obama v Romney. "We needed a Carter to get to Reagan".
🤦🏻🖕🏻 Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (JrF6z) 300
Pathetic:
@dannyctkemp20m ‘I invited you to the White House because I’m looking for a job,’ @POTUS Biden, in stand-up mode, jokes with influencers Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (IG4Id) 301
Fapping while the interviewer is talking is now frowned upon?
What is this world coming to? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (d9fT1) ++++ Wrong preposition. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn) 302
Because of Biden's anger, Trump should call him a coward and quitter. Get him riled up and try to get his nom back.
I think Trump's already doing this. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (guGkK) 303
Pass the popcorn. That's great news.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (su8+V) 304
The only way biden should be on mt Rushmore is if they dig up Gutzon Borglum and have him carve nut sacs on the Rushmore 4, and put biden below it. This way the fab 4 can tea bag him for eternity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (VwHCD) 305
Who is donating to the Biden Library?
It takes big bucks and Joe is out of favors to dole out. It'll be an outhouse. And fittingly so. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (FxH7T) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (1Nxff) 307
Russia Evacuates 180,000 As Ukraine Reportedly Takes 28 Towns Ukraine’s military has taken control of 28 towns and villages in Russia’s Kursk border region, prompting a sixth of its population to flee the incursion, the acting regional governor told President Vladimir Putin. With weapons supplied by the US Some account (Telegram?) which is allegedly Putin's is very very worrisome in regards to this. Posted by: Sy Sperling at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (RKVpM) 308
I am not in favor of anyone pardoning that creepy freak for anything, ever.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! "woopsie~! I lied." = needed to be Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (IG4Id) 309
Otherwise, I think Kamala Harris is Biden's legacy to us. She has been terrific.
======= Show your work. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (CIS44) 310
269 Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Good news! Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (pZEOD) 311
I thought the Tom Cruise meme WAS the formal response. It's all they deserve.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C) ------------ Which meme is that? Less Grossman yelling into the phone? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (VdhcA) 312
My frustration is with the party and the nattering class. Joe would have won the election. People would have turned out. Nobody would have stayed home, or voted for tsf instead.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (JFnDZ) ===== What's TSF? I'm assuming the F is felon, but what are the T & S? Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (DRSnL) 313
Ronald Reagan maybe on Mt Rushmore
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (/7KEl) I’m of the position of no one should be added but Reagan would be my first choice if forced. I think a monument in DC in 30 years on the 50th year anniversary of his death would be appropriate. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (B1dzx) 314
What a strong leader. And 84 year old retired Nancy Pelosi threw a sitting President out of office.
Biden totally has the guts to stand up to Russia and China! Posted by: Lacra at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (4pwAx) 315
Oh go ahead. Erase them all. Put Brandon on Rushmore along with Obama, Dylan Mulvaney and Harvey Weinstein.
Put Sam Bankman Fried on the $100 bill, and Bernie Madoff on the $50. Make WAP the national anthem. Make the national bird the turkey vulture. Build a giant statue of George Floyd lying down around the Washington monument so that it's his wiener now. Fill the reflecting pool with purple drank. Scrape the surface of the Vietnam war memorial and replace it with names of the Gaza dead. Do it all. It's your country now, and it should reflect you and your repulsive values. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (0FoWg) 316
No. Reagan never repealed the fucking 55 mph speed limit. I will never forget that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (pohLc) To be fair, neither did Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, or TR. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (xhfG9) 317
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus __________ The Horde is always here to write letters of recommendation. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (1Nxff) 318
But, no Pelosi is NOT pushing for that anyway.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:36 PM (xhfG9) That's some quality bullshit parsing right there. Are you trying to make a play for the Jonah Goldberg seat on CNN? Posted by: Mad Max I have to concur with Blaster on this one. Hell, Dems hate Rushmore, and would never want to increase its relevance or popularity. Pelosi is just trying to stroke Biden's ego and make him sound amazing, as promised, without actually doing anything of significance. Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (JFnDZ) 319
You're out, Joe. Finished.
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (guGkK) 320
Which meme is that? Less Grossman yelling into the phone?
That's the one. Now, I want you to take a step back and literally fuck your own face! Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (xCA6C) 321
It's your country now, and it should reflect you and your repulsive values.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (0FoWg) I'm just about there with you Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (IyPmt) 322
"That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore"
************* I don't think we can just take it for granite. Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (uCfKO) 323
And we could add Lizzy Liawatha Warren to the Crazy Horse carving.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV) 324
300 Pathetic:
@dannyctkemp20m ‘I invited you to the White House because I’m looking for a job,’ @POTUS Biden, in stand-up mode, jokes with influencers Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:43 PM (IG4Id) ________ Maybe Brandon should invite Barack, Nancy, and Chuck to the WH. Then at dinner get a baseball bat, and make like Al Capone. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (1bNHn) 325
Well, interview's over. Seemed to go well, but I've thought that before. We'll see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus __________ The Horde is always here to write letters of recommendation. "He has been a good and faithful friend not to mention a prolific slayer of Bulgars." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (guGkK) 326
262 NEW - Trump reportedly in talks to fire campaign managers Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles — DailyMail
Posted by: Mark1971 ===== The two named sources quoted as sources in the article are both Never Trumpers--one was fired by Trump after 11 days (Scaramucci) and the other was a spokesperson that claimed Trump was involved in Jan 6 (Mathews). So, we learn that Never Trumper from Trump pr hacks dump on the Trump campaign and claim inside sources. I find that claim to knowledge as doubtful. Notice that story is no longer at the top of teh Daily Mail list of articles which indicates it missed its mark. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (7nYLv) 327
By pretending Joe (or his people) weren't down with the Kamala Plan they get to project a strong party that completely gets distanced from the feeble old fool as their standard bearer. Which he is and was up until about six weeks ago.
But it's probably just a coincidence. I'm sure Joe and Jill are really totes upset about graft for the next eight generations of Bidens flowing their way after the party cheated them into office in 2020. Let's wait and see if Jill gets a giant book advance, eh? Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (JrF6z) 328
Borglum and his son were geniuses, I doubt it anybody could do what they did with Rushmore on the nickels and dimes they had in the day. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (j4U/Z) 329
Wheewww, lads!
@FinanceLancelot 3h BREAKING: Paramount TV Studios shutting down amid major restructuring, layoffs Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (IG4Id) Posted by: KAC at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (HBmuE) 331
In this busy world, doesn't the name Mt. Rushmore send the wrong signal?
Let's change it, to Mt. LGBTQ+. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2) 332
Iran has about 80 F14s, something like that. Kept flying through a lot of cannibalization of parts, I doubt maybe half are operational? US defense officials at least give a lot of lip service to the idea that F14 parts are carefully controlled so they don't end up there. But they are an industrious people.
DOD went so far as to send teams around to every VFW or city park around the country that had an F14 on static display, and removed the innards so as to preclude any midnight requisitions of critical parts in short supply. Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (cMU4o) 333
You're out, Joe. Finished.
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (guGkK) ++++ :: kicks dirt :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (HnUIn) 334
What's TSF? I'm assuming the F is felon, but what are the T & S?
Posted by: Jordan61 "That shitty fucker", I believe. Because he's old, wears diapers, and several anonymous people say he poops himself. Seriously. And no, they don't admit it's projection from Biden's candidacy (who they think is 100% continent(?)) Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (JFnDZ) 335
Meanwhile, perhaps explaining Iranian hesitancy, the Houthi's port is still closed three weeks after Israel attacked it.
Yemen is farther away from Israel than Iran is. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna) The IDF was smart and took out dock equipment that has a years-long waiting list to get. Posted by: pookysgirl, always focused on logistics at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (dtlDP) 336
No. Reagan never repealed the fucking 55 mph speed limit. I will never forget that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec --- He also forced all 50 states to have a drinking age of 21 if they wanted federal highway funding. Still, he was dealing with a Democrat Congress most of his Presidency and the good outweighed the bad. Posted by: Lacra at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (4pwAx) 337
re: Mt. Rushmore: I think of the Bidens, Hunter is much more likely to get stoned than Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:48 PM (uCfKO) 338
Such a consequential president of the United States,” Rep. Pelosi said of Biden. “A Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States.”
“You have Teddy Roosevelt up there,” she added. “And he’s wonderful. I don’t say take him down. But you can add Biden.” Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (B1dzx) 339
Hookers and dealers celebrate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:44 PM (1Nxff) And then charge him retail. Posted by: mrp at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (rj6Yv) 340
@FinanceLancelot 3h
BREAKING: Paramount TV Studios shutting down amid major restructuring, layoffs Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (IG4Id) Kamalanomics ! Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt) 341
I have to concur with Blaster on this one. Hell, Dems hate Rushmore, and would never want to increase its relevance or popularity. Pelosi is just trying to stroke Biden's ego and make him sound amazing, as promised, without actually doing anything of significance.
Posted by: Moron Analyst ======== If anyone gets put on Mt. Rushmore--it would start with Obammy. Old, pale, and stale white guys would not cut it. Pelosi is fluffing Biden with no intention to honor that deal. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (7nYLv) 342
Mt Rushmore? These Democrats are full of schist.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (6xD7B) 343
We need a Mt. RUSHmore. A carving of El Rushbo behind the Golden EIB microphone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:50 PM (v6JzV) 344
That alone should put him on Mt. Rushmore"
************* I don't think we can just take it for granite. Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (uCfKO) --- A man like you quartz ridicule for a remark like that. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:50 PM (krQz2) 345
@dannyctkemp20m
‘I invited you to the White House because I’m looking for a job,’ @POTUS Biden, in stand-up mode, jokes with influencers Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 *** Sixty years ago, whoever is writing F. Joke's material would have been booted off the staff of The Danny Kaye Show. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu) 346
343 We need a Mt. RUSHmore. A carving of El Rushbo behind the Golden EIB microphone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:50 PM (v6JzV) That I could back Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (IyPmt) 347
Borglum and his son were geniuses, I doubt it anybody could do what they did with Rushmore on the nickels and dimes they had in the day.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 12:47 PM (j4U/Z) Very true. They have been working on the crazy horse monument for 70 frigging years. Hmmm, speaking of which, since its not done yet maybe they can put biden where the horse's ass would be. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (VwHCD) 348
During her book tour, Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
Fuck that nonsense. Where's my damned big stick to whack a motherfucker with? Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (MsrgL) 349
I don't think we can just take it for granite.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (uCfKO) --- A man like you quartz ridicule for a remark like that. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 *** Gneiss. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu) 350
Pelosi has been entrenched in the incestuous political apparatus since JFK. Her father was a big apparatchik in Baltimore and from him, and being there, she learned the ruthless side of politics.
She's one of the primary deep state operatives and generally responsible for J6. She belongs somewhere under Gitmo. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (Q4IgG) 351
Sixty years ago, whoever is writing F. Joke's material would have been booted off the staff of The Danny Kaye Show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu) ++++ Official Comedy, like Official Science, is a contradiction in terms. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (HnUIn) 352
No. Reagan never repealed the fucking 55 mph speed limit. I will never forget that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:40 PM (pohLc) Took down the USSR without firing a shot but didn’t repeal the 55mph speed limit. Fuck him !! Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:51 PM (B1dzx) 353
Oh Pelosi is "ruthless". Wow, harsh words!
Isn't that what she's already known for? Sounds like a compliment to me. All of it is party propaganda. Don't believe the bull. 10 weeks ago Kamala was "weak" and "an embarrassment". Party propaganda. They probably just didn't want Trump to know he was going to end up running against her. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (JrF6z) 354
Anybody else on the slate to be added to Rushmore?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (uCfKO) 355
Rush was single handedly responsible for labeling the Left 'liberals' when they were nothing of the sort.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id) 356
Husband & I have a road trip to Mt. Rushmore planned in a couple of weeks. So at least we'll get to see it before they wreck it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (DRSnL) 357
The Horde is always here to write letters of recommendation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (1Nxff) ==== Can hold his valu-rite. Gives fair value for Ewok pelts. His keeps his crocs clean. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (JvZF+) 358
“You have Teddy Roosevelt up there,” she added. “And he’s wonderful. I don’t say take him down. But you can add Biden.”
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:49 PM (B1dzx) Right. She's just bullshitting. If she was "pushing" for it she'd sponsor legislation or have fundraising dinners or whatever. No, she said some bullshit that is as truthful and heartfelt as all the rest of her bullshit. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (xhfG9) 359
Iranians are still flying F-14s we sold them in 1979. They're still flying F-4 Phantoms from before that Posted by: one hour sober at August 14, 2024 12:42 PM (Y1sOo) The persian ragheads are putting an Earl Scheib job on their old F-5s and flying them at defense industry conventions trying to pass them off as 4+ Gen fighters. The only weapons the persians produce that seem to be work against modern Western militaries is swarms of suicide Boston Whaler knock-offs. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (guGkK) Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (JrF6z) 362
I don't think we can just take it for granite.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (uCfKO) --- A man like you quartz ridicule for a remark like that. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 *** Gneiss. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I understand Hunter was the product of a thrust fault. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (w9Wax) 363
356 Husband & I have a road trip to Mt. Rushmore planned in a couple of weeks. So at least we'll get to see it before they wreck it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (DRSnL) We went on a road trip a couple years back and went there.. I was impressed.. Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: my word as a Biden at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (Y1sOo) 365
Borglum and his son were geniuses...
******** Do we know which of the two was the George Washington carver? Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (uCfKO) 366
Which meme is that? Less Grossman yelling into the phone?
That's the one. Now, I want you to take a step back and literally fuck your own face! Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (xCA6C) -------------- The tirade is funny in itself, but what really makes the scene for me is the absolutely baffled look on the face of the schmoe who's on the receiving end, and Les saying in a normal tone of voice, "Find out who that was." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (VdhcA) 367
BREAKING: The Vice President will not be answering press questions today.
Developing... Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (guGkK) --- BREAKING: ...or anytime soon it appears... More as it develops... Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2) 368
Pelosi has also been publicly pushing for Biden to be added to Mount Rushmore, which many Democrats privately indicate they see as her attempt to make amends.
And I publicly pushed to overturn Obamacare. Swearsies! Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (JFnDZ) 369
There's a Mount Trashmore in Virginia Beach, but it's all sand and clay, with trash under neath. Nothing you could chisel Resident Retard's face onto.
Posted by: Weakly Reader at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (CV8a5) 370
Rushmore is cool. If you've never been, you should go.
While I was there - 15 or so years ago, maybe - a family of Japanese tourists asked me to take their picture in front of the monument, and I happily obliged. The camera was fancy and did face recognition for multi-point auto focus back when that was pretty unusual in a compact camera. It worked. It worked really well. It focused on the giant stone heads. I had to ask the dude to turn it off so I could get the picture, because his camera was in Japanese and I don't speak or read Japanese. We had a good laugh, he turned it off, and I snapped the pictures for them. I periodically laugh about that from time to time. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (HnUIn) 371
Can hold his valu-rite.
Gives fair value for Ewok pelts. His keeps his crocs clean. Posted by: San Franpsycho *Decides against telling the Horde of his love of Kaboom! and Nickelback.* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV) 372
I'll bet the Iranian F-14s are in as great shape as Cuban Chevy Bel Airs.
Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (OguvZ) 373
Do we know which of the two was the George Washington carver?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (uCfKO) Whoever it was, I understand they paid him peanuts. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM (guGkK) 374
Didn't Obama's people, those petty creeps, order the parks service to block the view of Mount Rushmore? And they complied?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:55 PM (JrF6z) 375
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (xhfG9)
So much so the curator of Mt Rushmore responded to Pelosi. Just because you are a sane person and can’t imagine it doesn’t mean that a psychopath doesn’t mean what she says. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:55 PM (B1dzx) 376
355 Rush was single handedly responsible for labeling the Left 'liberals' when they were nothing of the sort.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id) _______ No. Conservatives were calling them that well before Rush, or even before Buckley. Dates back to the 19th C. Posted by: Eeyore at August 14, 2024 12:55 PM (1bNHn) 377
Awesome Bulgar
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:56 PM (JrF6z) 378
No. Reagan never repealed the fucking 55 mph speed limit. I will never forget that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 * To be fair, neither did Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, or TR. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 1 *** Washington and Jefferson touted the 5-mph limit for horse-drawn wagons. Lincoln was of two minds about it, though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu) 379
Didn't Obama's people, those petty creeps, order the parks service to block the view of Mount Rushmore? And they complied?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:55 PM (JrF6z) Yes. It was the only way that Obama could think of to throw some pain on people who don't rely on the government every day. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:56 PM (guGkK) 380
I don't think we can just take it for granite.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:46 PM (uCfKO) --- A man like you quartz ridicule for a remark like that. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 *** Gneiss. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I understand Hunter was the product of a thrust fault. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 14, 2024 12:53 PM (w9Wax) --- Talc about bad puns! Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 12:56 PM (krQz2) 381
Then Clinton gets up and gives the most rousing pro-Obama speech you can imagine.
"Tension". Forever falling on Democrats but landing on Republicans. Posted by: ... at August 14, 2024 12:31 PM (JrF6z) I say this as someone who thinks our issues with a lawless executive branch can be traced back to Clinton not getting removed from office: Nobody plays politics like Bill Clinton. Nobody. Posted by: pookysgirl has some begrudging respect for the guy at August 14, 2024 12:37 PM (dtlDP) ------------------- In his autobiography, (former?) sportscaster Al Michaels tells the story of picking up some Arkansas coach or friend back in the day from an airport or something -- and during the drive he asks Michaels if he's ever heard of their Neely Governor, Bill Clinton. Michael says "No." And the other guy says (paraphrasing from memory) "Well, you will soon. He's gonna be President of the United States one day ... I guarantee it." Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:56 PM (pgzRe) 382
The Horde is always here to write letters of recommendation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ********** "Nr. Bulgo is not entirely unfamiliar with basic personal hygiene." Posted by: Muldoon at August 14, 2024 12:57 PM (uCfKO) 383
When Reagan was in office, I was living in west Texas. 50-100 miles twixt towns. You can't imagine how much I hated that stupid 55 mph national speed limit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc) 384
At leas Joe talked to press once in a while. Better than the hoe hoping to be president now.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 14, 2024 12:57 PM (K7+zj) 385
*their NEWLY-ELECTED Governor ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 12:58 PM (vMqFx) 386
360 BREAKING: The Vice President will not be answering press questions today.
Developing... Posted by: Cicero Remember, years ago, when Lena Dunham's boyfriend played the amazing card when he told her "we can't get married until marriage is legal for everyone" (prior to SCOTUS unconstitutional decision. Harris should do something similar...no press conferences until LGBTQIA2S+ and BIPOC people have equal voices! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2024 12:58 PM (JFnDZ) 387
Washington and Jefferson touted the 5-mph limit for horse-drawn wagons. Lincoln was of two minds about it, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Grant was arrested while President for speeding through DC on a horse. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44) 388
I drove by it for years, and even or especially, the nearby town. I've always hated tourist-y towns to some degree.
I noted that Moab, Utah has not had a property tax since 1992, they recently decided (after WuHan nuked tourism for a year) that they are going to re-install one. I have some mixed feelings about the concept. Moab is a Tourist Town with a capital "T". A license to print money. I can see no reason why a state like Nevada, with legalized gambling, should not have those monies go towards property tax relief. Same with lotteries or other deceptive arithmetical state-run bunko ops. Speed trap cameras. Our city fathers "negotiate" a 2 per cent cut of revenues with an out of state firm, no points on the license. Great job, guys. I feel safer already. Posted by: O.W. Holmes at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (cMU4o) 389
They can't do anything to Mt. Rushmore unless Philip Vandamm approves it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (v6JzV) 390
Maybe Kamala can round up those kids she paid to pretend they liked her when she was babbling about space. They could throw some softball questions at her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (guGkK) 391
Even Reagan fucked up sometimes.
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (HJ9BW) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2024 12:59 PM (5MZNC) Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl) 395
I'll bet the Iranian F-14s are in as great shape as Cuban Chevy Bel Airs.
Posted by: spindrift ...... Does Iran have fuzzy dice? Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T) 396
His biggest fuck up of course being accepting George HW Bush as his VP
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (HJ9BW) 397
Rush was single handedly responsible for labeling the Left 'liberals' when they were nothing of the sort.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id) --- The desire to be free of all constraints became the core of liberalism right around Rush's time. Rush was for law and order and muscular defense of our country. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (krQz2) 398
The NYTimes is now reporting that Hunter Biden peddled influence and sold access to his father, and that the Biden White House covered it up, withheld documents from the public, and lied about it endlessly.
Now that it doesn't matter, of course... I hate them so much. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C) And in related news,NYSlimes has now uncovered that there is gambling going on at Ricks! Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (5MZNC) 399
I periodically laugh about that from time to time. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM I got asked to take a couples picture one memorable time. On a bridge at Shaw Park in Jamaica. My mother in law loved reading books about murderers. My wife enjoyed sharing them with her. So she got her hands on a famous NJ murder case where the husband had his wife killed at a NJ Parkway rest stop. At the back inside cover of the book is a picture of the couple in happier times in Jamaica. Life is strange. I know without a shadow of a doubt that is the picture I took. The timeline fits exactly. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM) 400
311 I thought the Tom Cruise meme WAS the formal response. It's all they deserve.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C) ------------ Which meme is that? Less Grossman yelling into the phone? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 12:45 PM (VdhcA) Thierry Bretons letter to Elon Musk and Musk's response https://tinyurl.com/53b4v4kd Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (UoWhM) 401
The two named sources quoted as sources in the article are both Never Trumpers--one was fired by Trump after 11 days (Scaramucci) and the other was a spokesperson that claimed Trump was involved in Jan 6 (Mathews).
--- This guy Scaramucci has a whole career now of being cited for any and all Trump attack articles. His entire coin is "former Trump administration official." He's been cited in every single "Trump is going to dump Vance" article I've read. It's as bad as them citing Trump's niece as somehow privy to the conversations at Mar a Largo. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (dHBPd) 402
Lincoln had that funny hat
what was the purpose of such a tall hat Posted by: Don Black Subway footlongs, duh. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV) 403
Reagan signing EMTALA enters the chat.
Posted by: People Do What They Do at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (jvE7q) 404
I did a painting of Mt Rushmore using just a palette knife. Kind of surprised myself that it came out okay .
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (B1dzx) 405
No more geology puns, I pumice.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (krQz2) Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (fV+MH) 407
Grant was arrested while President for speeding through DC on a horse.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44) --------- He typically did large-scale army reviews at the gallop, with a trail of staffers floundering in his wake. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (VdhcA) 408
I've gone more than four years now, waiting for Joe to drop the N bomb in public.
This convention might be our last chance. Come on, Joe. Do it. You know you want to. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (dGCAG) 409
When Reagan was in office, I was living in west Texas. 50-100 miles twixt towns. You can't imagine how much I hated that stupid 55 mph national speed limit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 14, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc) ------------- IIRC, there were more accidents (and maybe injuries and guests?) as a result of it causing more lane changes by drivers trying to get around the slowpokes. Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (vMqFx) 410
So much so the curator of Mt Rushmore responded to Pelosi.
Just because you are a sane person and can’t imagine it doesn’t mean that a psychopath doesn’t mean what she says. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 12:55 PM (B1dzx) Sure. Maybe she really is "pushing" this idea. She said something. She's a known liar being a Democrat, but she probably really really wants to have Biden added to Rushmore even though there is no actual space to do so. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:02 PM (xhfG9) 411
The democrats could try to carve something up in Vermont, but I'd hate to be part of the struggle session to pick the four heads. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 01:02 PM (j4U/Z) 412
I mean really, agate it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (krQz2) 413
Excessively slow drivers cause more accidents than speeding
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (HJ9BW) 414
396 His biggest fuck up of course being accepting George HW Bush as his VP
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (HJ9BW) Bush was put for by his former employer the CIA.. Make sense now? Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (UoWhM) 415
At the back inside cover of the book is a picture of the couple in happier times in Jamaica. Life is strange. I know without a shadow of a doubt that is the picture I took. The timeline fits exactly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM) ===== Wow Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (DRSnL) 416
a family of Japanese tourists asked me to take their picture in front of the monument,
While stationed in Germany, I took my family to visit the picturesque city of Rothenburg. A Japanese tour group was also there, and wanted to get pictures with my 5 year old son who had bright blue eyes and curly blond hair. Hilarious, that they got pictures with the perfect Aryan looking kid who was an American mutt lol. Posted by: Military Moron at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (JFnDZ) 417
This guy Scaramucci has a whole career now of being cited for any and all Trump attack articles.
His entire coin is "former Trump administration official." He's been cited in every single "Trump is going to dump Vance" article I've read. It's as bad as them citing Trump's niece as somehow privy to the conversations at Mar a Largo. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (dHBPd) Boy I hope whoever appointed Scaramucci to the Trump administration gets his comeuppance! Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (xhfG9) Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2024 01:04 PM (oaGWv) 419
I do not object to adding Joe to Mt. Rushmore. But we must first decide what type of rope, and which face to hang him from.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (qvj20) 420
Apropos of nothing, Mount Hunter is the third-highest major peak in the Alaska Range.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (w9Wax) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (y9nCu) 422
I'm opal-ed, myself.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2) 423
Lincoln had that funny hat
what was the purpose of such a tall hat Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2024 *** To hide chocolate Easter bunnies in for when he got the munchies Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (J2vNu) 424
His biggest fuck up of course being accepting George HW Bush as his VP
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (HJ9BW) Bush was put for by his former employer the CIA.. Make sense now? Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 01:03 PM (UoWhM) So deep state powerful that he didn’t get the nomination and then didn’t get re-elected. You’re doing it wrong Bush !!! Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (B1dzx) 425
The democrats could try to carve something up in Vermont, but I'd hate to be part of the struggle session to pick the
Posted by: Auspex Suggested edit. You had the easy layup right there! I'd also accept a dem politician and a five head joke. Posted by: Fake AoS editor at August 14, 2024 01:06 PM (JFnDZ) 426
No more geology puns, I pumice.
Posted by: Axeman Do you garnetee that? Posted by: Tuna Nah. He's full of schist. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV) 427
This guy Scaramucci has a whole career now of being cited for any and all Trump attack articles.
His entire coin is "former Trump administration official." He's been cited in every single "Trump is going to dump Vance" article I've read. It's as bad as them citing Trump's niece as somehow privy to the conversations at Mar a Largo. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice ===== Grifters one and all. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:06 PM (7nYLv) 428
Ma the we'll get a festivus miracle and there will be an airing of the grievances!
Posted by: InZona at August 14, 2024 01:06 PM (qz1Fg) 429
what was the purpose of such a tall hat
Posted by: Don Black We forget that people liked trolling others before the internet. He did it because he could. Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (IG4Id) 430
No more geology puns, I pumice.
Posted by: Axeman Do you garnetee that? Posted by: Tuna Nah. He's full of schist. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:06 PM (v6JzV) --- I'll just have topaz on that comment. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (krQz2) 431
Biden isn't even aware of what day it is.
It really isn't even fair to ask him how feels about anything other than ice cream and open it up to any level of scrutiny. You may as well ask a 90 year old Alzheimers patient if he thinks it's fair that the kids took his car away and then pick apart his answer.. What has occurred with Biden is sad, sick and the whole situation from initially running him for office to forcing him to pretend to be President is little more than elderly abuse and indictment of the entire political class. Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (sFIl0) 432
420 Apropos of nothing, Mount Hunter is the third-highest major peak in the Alaska Range.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks And it's permanently covered in snow. Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (JFnDZ) 433
We could always use a fake Biden head to replace the Old Man of the Mountain in NH.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (v6JzV) 434
These puns aren’t exactly gems.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (B1dzx) 435
what was the purpose of such a tall hat
Posted by: Don Black Lincoln used to tell the ladies "you know what they say about guys with big hats...." Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:08 PM (xhfG9) 436
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2024 01:01 PM (dHBPd)
I'm sorry, but every time I see or hear Scaramucci's name I launch into Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes it's the Muppets version when I can't think of the real lyrics. Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters But moooooiiiiii Posted by: pookysgirl, mom to a Muppaphone at August 14, 2024 01:08 PM (dtlDP) 437
*still intermittently racking brain for a tourmaline pun*
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2) 438
Dukakis, Mondale, Alford and Hillary. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (j4U/Z) 439
YouGov released a poll last week with a D+6 sample size. Harris led by +2.
They released a new poll today with a D+10(!) sample size. Harris leads by +2. How soon until we get a poll with a D+20 sample size to show Harris leading by 2? D+30? 50? 101? Posted by: Shenanigans at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (pZ0Mr) 440
Trump's new Biden Meme spoken at the Montana rally Saturday night.
"Joe did the impossible he united the political parties. Both sides hate him.." Good one Mr. Trump! Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (UoWhM) 441
We forget that people liked trolling others before the internet. He did it because he could.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (IG4Id) ===== Way back before DJT was president, my aunt insisted he styled his hair like that to annoy people. Posted by: Jordan61 at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV) 443
When Reagan was in office, I was living in west Texas. 50-100 miles twixt towns. You can't imagine how much I hated that stupid 55 mph national speed limit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec God Bless the toll road around Austin. 32 miles of 85 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 444
I periodically laugh about that from time to time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 14, 2024 12:54 PM I got asked to take a couples picture one memorable time. On a bridge at Shaw Park in Jamaica. My mother in law loved reading books about murderers. My wife enjoyed sharing them with her. So she got her hands on a famous NJ murder case where the husband had his wife killed at a NJ Parkway rest stop. At the back inside cover of the book is a picture of the couple in happier times in Jamaica. Life is strange. I know without a shadow of a doubt that is the picture I took. The timeline fits exactly. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM) _____ Robert Marshall, the Blind Faith killer Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/) 445
These puns aren’t exactly gems.
Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (B1dzx) --- Like a straight line through a peridot-s. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM (y/ChB) 447
So Old Joe is all wee wee'd up that the Dim,Dingbats executed a coup. Joe and his DOJ did their best to turn the USA into a banana republic. He should be glad that he didn't get the job entirely done. In banana republics, the victims of a coup often leave office feet first.
And look at the good side--Dr. Jill won't have to do all the work anymore. Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM (cB7nX) 448
We forget that people liked trolling others before the internet. He did it because he could.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2024 01:07 PM (IG4Id) ----------- He kept notes and papers in it. In his lawyering days, kids would prank him by stretching a string across the street high enough that everyone but him would pass under. Along would come Abe, deep in thought, off would come his hat, and the boys would chortle at the sight of papers flying everywhere. Abe would soberly gather them up, put them back in the hat and continue on his way. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (VdhcA) 449
"President Joe Biden is frustrated that Barack Obama wouldn't tell him to his face that he should leave the race."
... Because Obama respected him enough to believe that he would come to the correct conclusion on his own. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (TC/YB) 450
I'm sorry, but every time I see or hear Scaramucci's name I launch into Bohemian Rhapsody. Sometimes it's the Muppets version when I can't think of the real lyrics.
Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters But moooooiiiiii Posted by: pookysgirl, mom to a Muppaphone at August 14, 2024 *** "Scaramucci, Scaramucci, Can you do the fandango?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu) 451
*still intermittently racking brain for a tourmaline pun*
Posted by: Axeman Horde mind. So was I. LOL Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (oaGWv) 452
Speaking of SD, came across a repeat of a TV series from a couple of years ago called Dino Hunters.
About ranchers trying to supplement their hurting ranching income with finding and selling dinosaur bones and fossils. Pretty interesting. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (B1dzx) 453
"These puns aren’t exactly gems.
Posted by: polynikes " No Mohs! Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM (y/ChB) --- I wouldn't give a diamond a nickel! Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2) 454
Finally, on September 24, 1986, the U.S. Senate voted in favor of an amendment to pending federal highway legislation, introduced by Senator Steve Symms (R-ID) and supported by President Ronald Reagan, to allow states to increase speed limits on rural Interstate highways to 65 mph.[48] Both the amendment and the highway bill died in a House-Senate conference committee before Congress adjourned for that year. Ron's fault though. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (RKVpM) 455
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So deep state powerful that he didn’t get the nomination and then didn’t get re-elected.
You’re doing it wrong Bush !!! Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (B1dzx) ------------- They had a more effective, manipulatable, & blackmailable alternative in that election. Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (m9xFm) 457
451 *still intermittently racking brain for a tourmaline pun*
Posted by: Axeman Horde mind. So was I. LOL Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (oaGWv) You guys are all just a Diamond dozen Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (IyPmt) 458
Joe, meet Karma
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (w3u3d) 459
How's Li'l Pooky coming along?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV) He semi-cooperated for an ultrasound yesterday. His head is going to be yuuuuuuge if he makes it full term. (Pooky's is large, as is Pookette's.) Posted by: pookysgirl's pelvis is already complaining at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (dtlDP) 460
Off topic, but Wilowed from the previous thread.
------------------------------- Kunis did some nudie scenes in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." I know she's not as young as she used to be (few of us are), but she didn't need anyone else's help to be a smokeshow, from head to toe. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2024 11:50 AM (dGCAG) She's hot, but, still, a raging donk/leftist who says, "the way Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why do we gotta talk about Jesus all the time?" Yeah, she sounds nice. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (iODuv) 461
*gets sign from catcher*
*checks runner* *winds up* *delivers* I wonder how much Scaramucci gets paid as "insider source" for each article. Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (vsp5U) 462
Gneiss of you to stop with the geology puns
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (L4nFT) 463
Boy I hope whoever appointed Scaramucci to the Trump administration gets his comeuppance!
Posted by: blaster ======= Basically Trump was naive about Washington and the Uniparty. He assumed that former generals were honorable, his comms people wanted to work for the people, and that his VP and staff were actually trying to support him. Ditto for Mitch and Paulie, that they meant what they had said over and over again. Says more about the vicious permanent slime class that lives in DC more than it does about Trump. Remember GWB's admin? I do and good job Brownie, etc. I remember his father firing all the Reaganites because Gentler Kinder bullshit and April Glaspie, GHWB's ambassador, telling Saddam that Kuwait had it coming. I remember GHWB lying himself to the GOP voters and to the general public about no new taxes. I remember disorder in the Reagan administration when the triumvirate disagreed about things leading to the horrendous 1982 elections that reestablished Tip's control of the House. I remember Reagan getting rolled on immigration amnesty. I remember James Watt getting fired, David Stockman getting fired, etc. Etc Etc ad nauseum. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (7nYLv) 464
451 *still intermittently racking brain for a tourmaline pun*
Posted by: Axeman Horde mind. So was I. LOL Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (oaGWv) We are so jaded. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (xhfG9) 465
At least they didn't shoot you in the head.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (4mc1x) 466
Speaking of SD, came across a repeat of a TV series from a couple of years ago called Dino Hunters.
About ranchers trying to supplement their hurting ranching income with finding and selling dinosaur bones and fossils. Pretty interesting. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (B1dzx) _____ The Dinosaur 13 documentary on the "Sue" T-rex bones is pretty good and exposes the dino-bone hunting game as just as sleazy and scummy as every other game. It's not objective scientists looking for historical artifacts. It's a bunch of scumbags looking to get over on other scumbags. Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/) 467
Dukakis, Mondale, Alford and Hillary.
Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2024 *** Losing Dem presidential candidates . . . but who was Alford? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu) 468
She's hot, but, still, a raging donk/leftist who says, "the way Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why do we gotta talk about Jesus all the time?" Yeah, she sounds nice.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy ======= Few that advances in the DC Swamps, Big Finance/MegaCorp Inc. nor in Whoreywood are 'nice' people. Satan's kingdom is of this Earth. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:15 PM (7nYLv) 469
Losing Dem presidential candidates . . . but who was Alford?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, D He hit the title winning shot for Indiana. Posted by: BruceWayne at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (FnneF) 471
We are so jaded.
Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (xhfG9) Speaking of Mila Kunis ... Posted by: spindrift at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (OguvZ) 472
Off topic, but Wilowed from the previous thread.
------------------------------- Kunis did some nudie scenes in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." I know she's not as young as she used to be (few of us are), but she didn't need anyone else's help to be a smokeshow, from head to toe. Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2024 11:50 AM (dGCAG) She's hot, but, still, a raging donk/leftist who says, "the way Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why do we gotta talk about Jesus all the time?" Yeah, she sounds nice. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2024 01:12 PM (iODuv) _______ Ukrainian nut. She has hardcore commie genes hardwired into her feeble brain. Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/) 473
Mila Kunis' character was annoying as hell on That 70s Show. Still don't care for her to this day because of that.
Laura Prepon, on the other hand... Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV) 474
Losing Dem presidential candidates . . . but who was Alford?
Good shooting guard at IU. An odd choice. Posted by: People Do What They Do at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (jvE7q) 475
So deep state powerful that he didn’t get the nomination and then didn’t get re-elected. You’re doing it wrong Bush !!! Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:05 PM (B1dzx) Reagan had a great record as Governor of Cali to run on . He also was great on camera for obvious reasons he appealed to the electorate. I voted for him in 80 and 84. I was naive and thought Bush would continue Reagans policies but a couple months after Bush got in there was a slight recession that resulted in mortgage money drying up and a stoppage of housing construction that resulted in me getting layed off. . Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (UoWhM) Posted by: wth at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T) 477
still intermittently racking brain for a tourmaline pun*
Posted by: Axeman Horde mind. So was I. LOL Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2024 01:11 PM (oaGWv) We are so jaded. Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (xhfG9) --- I'm losing my marbles over it. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2024 01:17 PM (krQz2) 478
She's hot, but, still, a raging donk/leftist who says, "the way Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why do we gotta talk about Jesus all the time?" Yeah, she sounds nice.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy *** Stuff like this is why I don't read the articles in Miss Linda's People and fashionista magazines. They all quote the celebs they interview as saying things like this. I'd rather admire them for their work and not know anything about thier private opinions. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 14, 2024 01:18 PM (J2vNu) 479
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/
They actually mention the lawsuits and other unsavory crap in the series. I just watched 3 episodes but it was mostly about the hunt and excavations and failures. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:18 PM (B1dzx) 480
Ron's fault though.
Posted by: Divide by Zero ====== More to the point it is the states allowing themselves to be bribed over it. All in the name of federal highway funds. Same goes for education. 90 percent of the money spent is by state and local government. But that 10 percent from the feds rules the roost. Same for Medicaid. And so on. A lot of federal overreach can be cured by a state saying no and making it stick. Too many people are easily bribed by the desire for Other People's Money. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:18 PM (7nYLv) 481
Now, now. Play gneiss .
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 14, 2024 01:18 PM (ZUxK6) 482
Basically Trump was naive about Washington and the Uniparty. He assumed that former generals were honorable, his comms people wanted to work for the people, and that his VP and staff were actually trying to support him. Ditto for Mitch and Paulie, that they meant what they had said over and over again.
Says more about the vicious permanent slime class that lives in DC more than it does about Trump. .... Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (7nYLv) Eh. Scaramucci was a bad choice, and no one to blame but Trump for having made it. It wasn't naivete. All of the red flags were there and he never should have been chosen for the position to begin with, and then dumping him 11 days later made a lifelong enemy, So, yeah, the swamp is bad, we have no quarrel there. But I worry that Trump hasn't gotten better here. I get it, he's not the kind of guy to admit mistakes and I am not suggesting that has to. but he should say I have learned and here are the kind of people that I will hire..... Posted by: blaster at August 14, 2024 01:18 PM (xhfG9) 483
Stuff like this is why I don't read the articles in Miss Linda's People and fashionista magazines. They all quote the celebs they interview as saying things like this.
I'd rather admire them for their work and not know anything about thier private opinions. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ========= The top tier all have handlers just like politicians do. Easier to just regard them as scum by default and be done with it. Let the ones that are not scum prove it by deeds and not by words. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:19 PM (7nYLv) 484
Robert Marshall, the Blind Faith killer Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:10 PM Now deceased. Good. That day I had a bag with video camera and my usual camera bag. If there would be anyone who you'd pass a camera to it was me. I set aperture and shutter speed and got a perfect picture with great depth of focus. My wife was beside me. When I showed her the picture inside the book cover she gasped. Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 14, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM) 485
Biden us so far gone and stupid and vain to know that when pelousy says she wants to put him on mt Rushmore that she is laughing at him.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2024 01:21 PM (E3uaZ) 486
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:13 PM (7nYLv)
Illogical comparisons and out of context comparisons imo. Posted by: polynikes at August 14, 2024 01:21 PM (B1dzx) 487
Wiles is good. Maybe she isnt right for Trump, but she is talented.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee Susan Wiles is deeply connected to WEF, through her alternate former employer, which was owned by Mercury Communications. I think somebody finally got to Donald and told him that. She has a great "pedigree" as a Republican consultant, but maybe is just a deep mole. Did you know that she is Pat Summerall's daughter?? Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 14, 2024 01:22 PM (vcOmj) 488
Eh. Scaramucci was a bad choice, and no one to blame but Trump for having made it. It wasn't naivete. All of the red flags were there and he never should have been chosen for the position to begin with, and then dumping him 11 days later made a lifelong enemy,
Posted by: blaster ======== Having lived in DC in the belly of the beast and seeing a lot of the Reagan Revolution playing out in real time, you learn a few facts. Congress is the Keystone to the Washington Establishment and they have a uniparty relationship with the constellations of government contractors, the bureaucracy, and the special interest groups (aka K Street Bandits). Every president, however well intentioned or not (Obama came in with ill intentions from the start), faces having to deal with the existing blob. They control who gets put forward, they control the nomination process, they control the agenda of the bureaucracy, etc. So, essentially a president gets to focus on one or two agenda items and the rest goes to hell in every administration. Trump's focus was on the economy, immigration, and no more wars. He got one and got stalemates on the other two. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:26 PM (7nYLv) 489
Illogical comparisons and out of context comparisons imo.
Posted by: polynikes ===== Everyone is a critic. I showed my cards, lets see your hot take. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:27 PM (7nYLv) 490
Ukrainian nut. She has hardcore commie genes hardwired into her feeble brain.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 14, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/) Yep. I left that part out. Send her back to the country of her birth. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2024 01:28 PM (iODuv) 491
Knew that Pelosi was a wheel but never thought she was the boss.
Nancy is the boss secundo. She ranks high in the politburo and is the intermediary between them and the operatives at Kalorama. It makes sense, just like Clinton, she was raised and trained by they mafia. Who has better skills at controlling outcomes? Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 01:28 PM (zWK0w) 492
491 Knew that Pelosi was a wheel but never thought she was the boss.
Nancy is the boss secundo. She ranks high in the politburo and is the intermediary between them and the operatives at Kalorama. It makes sense, just like Clinton, she was raised and trained by they mafia. Who has better skills at controlling outcomes? Posted by: Braenyard ====== Nanzi controlled California donor money to the Dems since Tony Coehlo left office. Perhaps some of that money is related to cartels is the whisper. Nanzi came pre-compromised as her mobbed up father as Baltimore mayor and her criminal brother involved in two gang rapes that he avoided prosecution for becuz of dear ole dad. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2024 01:33 PM (7nYLv) 493
>>>Every president, however well intentioned or not (Obama came in with ill intentions from the start),
------------------- -The Constitution consists of negative values. We want to instill positive values.- If those lily white voter moms understood the English language they would have understood what radical transformation he intended. Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2024 01:34 PM (zWK0w) 494
476 These puns aren’t exactly gems.
Posted by: polynikes ...... They are comedy gold, bro. this place rocks! Posted by: anachronda at August 14, 2024 01:43 PM (oY6Yp) 495
Biden though Pelosi was ruthless? Gosh, who knew she could be so tough! Wow!
JoeB was there when Pelosi burned down the Democrat Party in order to get Obamacare passed. It really was a life-or-death struggle, and it will (at some distant future point) be a fascinating story of the arm-twisting, threats, and promises she had to make to do that. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 14, 2024 01:48 PM (TOe+Q) 496
Joe is getting paid handsomely by the DNC; I don't care what he whines about.
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 14, 2024 02:25 PM (klw0w) 497
Stupid Joe was only worried that Obama’s staff looked down on him?
Dude. EVERYONE looks down on him. Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at August 14, 2024 02:54 PM (Y2NGV) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0947 seconds. |
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