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Canine Cowboy Cafe

dolomiteswithgirl.png
Italy
@ryanresatka on Instagram

That might be a repeat.

Skimming the sky.

i can halp with the kat

These bears are just living the life of Reilly.

Much like bears, these paragliders are getting out of control. The new hotness in paragliding seems to be sitting in a half-kayak shaped shell on your lower body.

Cat is wigged out by a carbon dioxide bubble rising in a bottle of water.

Cat is dropping some subtle hints.

Butt-skiing cow.

Panda enjoying a pool.

Cat will not abide this dog's gluttony.

Premature pounce.

Look at this evil river otter bullying this ball.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

2 Pretty mountains. Good evening, Ace. Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

3 Meep meep! Good afternoon, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 13, 2024 07:31 PM (pr6zm)

4 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 07:31 PM (en9Xr)

5 They should'a photoshopped that tiny dude out of the mountain pic.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

6 Involves a flamethrower, fellow morons:

H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_
Transforming pest control with technology.

Is this necessary? 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️

https://tinyurl.com/cnxd6j9y
32 seconds; LOUD bad music

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:33 PM (i0CiB)

7 Was thinking driving to work I like videos of animals getting humans to help them, wonder if doggie knew the trapped thing

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

8 Has Disney given up on their live action Bambi movie yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 07:33 PM (en9Xr)

9 LOL Meme shot at Walz:
https://tinyurl.com/5bzjyva4

aka @akafacehots 2h
BREAKING: Trump has unfollowed former VP Mike Pence on X.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:34 PM (i0CiB)

10 That top pic looks like something out of Lord of the Rings...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2024 07:34 PM (BpYfr)

11 I want to send ace material for the cafe thread. How do I do that ??

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

12 That top pic looks like a great place to practice yodeling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2024 07:35 PM (Aqu9a)

13 fine, I will use the address in the sidebar...

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 07:35 PM (V13WU)

14 Evening all. What's up?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 07:35 PM (55Qr6)

15 That’s a ‘ man this makes me feel insignificant’ photo up top.

The cafe frequently features and talks about sea stacks so I decided to do a sea stack painting. Oregon coast.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:36 PM (B1dzx)

16 What an exhausting day. Even penguins get tired of shoveling Democrat bullshit, you know. We must persist though, to save our precious Demoncracy.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 13, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

17 Pest control with flame thrower...that was a big-ass hornet nest. Who would even ask if that's necessary?!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

18 Repost for the cafe

195 Some thoughts on the election, polls, and a meme I made.

https://bit.ly/3M1PhCC

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2024 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

19 Ace, have you seen this?

https://tinyurl.com/2t6698c9

Harris campaign is spoofing real news articles with BS headlines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:38 PM (mzM2O)

20 Cat with dog videos are the best.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:39 PM (B1dzx)

21 Cat with dog videos are the best.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:39 PM

I'm not sure I've ever met a cat that's interested in videos of any kind, much less dog videos. YMMV.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (avPVA)

22 "Harris campaign is spoofing real news articles with BS headlines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA"

That's the kind of crap Breitbart does all the time. Ads that look like news articles.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

23 18 Repost for the cafe

195 Some thoughts on the election, polls, and a meme I made.

https://bit.ly/3M1PhCC
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2024 07:37 PM (5p7BC

She's fake as fuck. Why wouldn't her campaign be fake as fuck too?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (mzM2O)

24 I find stuff that would be good Cafe material and no idea how to forward it

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

25 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 10h
#REPORT: Breaking will not return for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics.

T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl 5h
TFW you singlehandedly ended breakdancing as an Olympic sport.

https://tinyurl.com/3sarshmv
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:43 PM (i0CiB)

26 We flew over a Blue Whale at about 500' on the way out to a production platform in CA. Impressive to say the least.

Posted by: javems at August 13, 2024 07:43 PM (8I4hW)

27 Has anyone pointed out to Kamala Harris there used to be a wrestler named Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 07:44 PM (en9Xr)

28 LOL Meme shot at Walz:
https://tinyurl.com/5bzjyva4

Almost -- but not quite -- Ace-level cruel.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 07:44 PM (/y8xj)

29 The misery index doesn't jive with Harris' poll numbers.

Like people all the sudden forgot that their food bill has doubled and energy prices are through the roof just because Kamala cackled her she-power brand onto the world stage.

But then again, liberals probably just blame it all on evil corporations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:45 PM (mzM2O)

30 Does Clint Eastwood still have that blanket poncho, I wonder. Or did it end up at the Smithsonian?

Posted by: Allow Me To Translate at August 13, 2024 07:46 PM (aPa7n)

31
Some thoughts on the election, polls, and a meme I made.

https://bit.ly/3M1PhCC
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Star Trek transporter accidents.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

32 What an exhausting day. Even penguins get tired of shoveling Democrat bullshit, you know. We must persist though, to save our precious Demoncracy.
Posted by: Propaganda Penguin

Oh, intercourse the penguins!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at August 13, 2024 07:48 PM (Cp1vk)

33 Does Clint Eastwood still have that blanket poncho, I wonder. Or did it end up at the Smithsonian?
Posted by: Allow Me To Translate at August 13, 2024 07:46 PM (aPa7n)

I just figured out where that Modelo commercial music is from.

The Good,Bad and the Ugly.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (B1dzx)

34 Some thoughts on the election, polls, and a meme I made.

https://bit.ly/3M1PhCC
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2024 07:37 PM (5p7BC

I didn't understand this until it was explained but am I correct they generated a shitty AI picture and posted it claiming it to be a picture of an actual campaign rally?

Posted by: Cheap fake indeed at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (q1Zxb)

35 We win plan accordingly
They win plan accordingly

In the mean time have a glass of wine and enjoy the cafe.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (nDGMq)

36 hola chamucas y chamucos

Posted by: chango butt at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (v1eJ7)

37 But then again, liberals probably just blame it all on evil corporations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:45 PM (mzM2O)

Of course. They're mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (4Med0)

38
Does Clint Eastwood still have that blanket poncho, I wonder. Or did it end up at the Smithsonian?
Posted by: Allow Me To Translate

The dog with no name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

39 Evenin’, All.

Virtual job interview tomorrow. Crossed fingers would be appreciated.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (v6JzV)

40 Justin desperately trying to reverse his polling...

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 1h
#REPORT: Canada to make diabetes medications, such as insulin, free, as well as contraceptives and the morning-after pill.
====
And pharmaceuticals aren't "free" here so obvious vote whoring.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (i0CiB)

41 Was that a real insomniac sighting on the previous thread?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 13, 2024 07:50 PM (EDHTD)

42 But then again, liberals probably just blame it all on evil corporations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:45 PM (mzM2O)

Which, ironically enough, are generally run by progtards.

Posted by: Evil, greedy and stupid is highly profitable at August 13, 2024 07:50 PM (q1Zxb)

43 Virtual job interview tomorrow. Crossed fingers would be appreciated.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (v6JzV)

You bet! Prayers, even. I'm sure you've got this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

44 hola chamucas y chamucos
Posted by: chango butt at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM

If only Chuy were around to translate for us ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 07:52 PM (avPVA)

45 Virtual job interview tomorrow. Crossed fingers would be appreciated.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (v6JzV)

Good luck!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2024 07:52 PM (Aqu9a)

46 anyone pointed out to Kamala Harris there used to be a wrestler named Kamala?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 07:44 PM (en9Xr

***

Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 13, 2024 07:53 PM (1FWWQ)

47 Found on internet, possibly true:


"Eastwood has said that he wore the same single poncho through all three films and it's known that he still owns it to this day. He's stated in an interview that he keeps it "in a glass case", but people who've visited him at his home in the past have stated that he kept it in a duffle bag in "the bedroom in the back."

Posted by: Allow Me To Translate at August 13, 2024 07:53 PM (aPa7n)

48 I didn't understand this until it was explained but am I correct they generated a shitty AI picture and posted it claiming it to be a picture of an actual campaign rally?
Posted by: Cheap fake indeed at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (q1Zxb

It's not new. These fucks used to just cut and paste crowds until people started spotting it. Now they think AI will hide their bullshit but AI is like a retarded Picasso.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:53 PM (mzM2O)

49 Has anyone pointed out to Kamala Harris there used to be a wrestler named Kamala?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I've seen it mentioned here before. Possibly by you.

But I doubt Kammie reads the HQ.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 07:53 PM (DgGvY)

50 hola chamucas y chamucos
Posted by: chango butt at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM

If only Chuy were around to translate for us ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 07:52 PM (avPVA)

I think it has something to do with chimichangas?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2024 07:54 PM (Aqu9a)

51 Pest control with flame thrower...that was a big-ass hornet nest. Who would even ask if that's necessary?!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:37

Thanks to some here I learned about the propane flame thrower to kill weeds. Works great in some places, too time consuming for heavy infestations.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 07:54 PM (55Qr6)

52 Virtual job interview tomorrow. Crossed fingers would be appreciated.

Best of luck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 13, 2024 07:56 PM (mH6SG)

53
Clint owns that poncho from what I was just reading. He says he keeps it in a glass case, but some of his friends say no, it's just lying around.

He has loaned out it several times for displays and exhibits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

54 Thanks to some here I learned about the propane flame thrower to kill weeds. Works great in some places, too time consuming for heavy infestations.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 07:54 PM (55Qr6)

I have one of those, and have not ever used it. I'm just a girl, and I'm kinda skeered of it. Got it for the brick sidewalks that are weedy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

55 Leading Report @LeadingReport 28m
BREAKING: Arizona GOP has secured an agreement with the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors to test ballot tabulators used in elections rather than only testing backup equipment.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:57 PM (i0CiB)

56 Thanks to everyone for their good wishes. I have high hopes for this one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (v6JzV)

57 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
NEW - Brussels has accused EU bureaucrat Thierry Breton of "going rogue" by sending a threatening letter to Elon Musk.

||Brussels has accused internal market commissioner Thierry Breton of "going rogue" for sending a letter to Elon Musk, warning of potential punishments if content on X risks EU citizens' safety. The European Commission stated that Breton did not have prior approval for the letter from its president, Ursula von der Leyen. Officials close to Breton claimed the letter was planned beforehand, coinciding with Musk's interview with Donald Trump.

Breton, responsible for enforcing the Digital Services Act, reminded Musk of his legal duties regarding harmful content. Musk responded to Breton with a humorous meme, while a Trump campaign spokesperson condemned the EU's interference in U.S. elections. An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB)

58 56 Thanks to everyone for their good wishes. I have high hopes for this one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (v6JzV

Good luck, Bulgaroctonus!

If that is your real name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 07:59 PM (mzM2O)

59 36 hola chamucas y chamucos
Posted by: chango butt at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (v1eJ7)

-----------------------------

How dare you come in here with that gendered language!! It's "chamuxes", hater!!11!!1

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:00 PM (F4bAW)

60 Dems: It's the END of DEMOCRACY if Trump gets elected!

Elon: We're in deep trouble if Trump loses.

Dems: OVERREACT MUCH?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:00 PM (krQz2)

61 Where would we be without petty bureaucrats?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:01 PM (nDGMq)

62 Pest control with flame thrower...that was a big-ass hornet nest. Who would even ask if that's necessary?!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:37
---
Probably overkill for the tiny ants crawling around my kitchen counter this evening.

But then there's no kill like overkill!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

63 "An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk."

Would you believe an informal FU?

Posted by: Max Smart at August 13, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

64 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
NEW - Brussels has accused EU bureaucrat Thierry Breton of "going rogue" by sending a threatening letter to Elon Musk.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB)
---
That's my favorite story of the day!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:01 PM (krQz2)

65 Was that a real insomniac sighting on the previous thread?
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 13, 2024 07:50 PM (EDHTD)

No, it's a sock that shows up when someone mentions tire irons. Insomniac often referred to using tire irons as means for correction of commies.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 13, 2024 08:02 PM (WuJwx)

66 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB)

They think quite a lot of themselves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 13, 2024 08:02 PM (4Med0)

67 Good evening everyone. I was asked by strangers twice today what I thought the outcome of the election would be. I thought, oh boy, here we go. It turns out the two gentlemen were terrified PDT would be cheated again.

Interesting exchanges as I am vacationing here in Carlingford, Ireland.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (HjYOk)

68 The cafe frequently features and talks about sea stacks so I decided to do a sea stack painting. Oregon coast.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:36 PM (B1dzx)

Which one, Haystack Rock, or the ones up by Cannon Beach?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (D7oie)

69
No Tax on Tips is the Kamala's nose under the tent.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (krQz2)

70 I want to send ace material for the cafe thread. How do I do that ??
Posted by: runner
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Good luck!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (PZo5T)

71 I didn't understand this until it was explained but am I correct they generated a shitty AI picture and posted it claiming it to be a picture of an actual campaign rally?
----
Yes

Multiple times

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

72
aka @akafacehots 2h
BREAKING: Trump has unfollowed former VP Mike Pence on X.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:34 PM (i0CiB)

--------------------------------------
Oh wow! The gloves are off now. Shit just got real!!

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (F4bAW)

73
Clint wearing the poncho in 2016 at the Carmel centennial celebration:

https://tinyurl.com/2cjgufog

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

74 Bulgaroctonus 👍

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

75 RAWSALERTS @rawsalerts 7h
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple Pro Palestine protesters and other activists are occupying and have shut down the 405 freeway causing major traffic congestion
📌#LosAngeles | #California
Currently, around 50 to 100 pro-Palestine protesters and activists are occupying the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, California, causing traffic to be at a standstill as they block cars and other vehicles from entering or leaving. They are demanding that all elected Democrats ahead of the DNC call for a lasting ceasefire in Gaza, reject AIPAC money, and call for an arms embargo on Israel. Multiple arrests have already been made, and law enforcement is working to resolve the situation and try to reopen the highway.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4m8tz8
1:05 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 08:04 PM (i0CiB)

76 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0Ci

what, are they waiting for him to send a hard copy of the Tropical Thunder meme with a wet signature?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

77 I better turn in
Hove everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

78 josette caruso @josettecaruso
A group of protesters calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war caused a traffic jam for Tuesday morning commuters as they marched onto the Southbound 405 Freeway in West Los Angeles.

The freeway, at National Boulevard, was briefly shut down around 9 a.m. before California Highway Patrol officers responded to the scene and rounded up the group. The protesters were herded to the shoulder of the road and escorted by officers off the freeway. There were no reports of injuries or arrests as of 9:50 a.m., although officers were seen detaining a small group of protesters.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (i0CiB)

79 58 My real name is Bulgaroctonus B. Bulgaroctonus.

You all may address me as “Basileus.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (v6JzV)

80 Interesting exchanges as I am vacationing here in Carlingford, Ireland.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (HjYOk)

Oh. wow. That is interesting. Hope you are enjoying the vacation, also!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

81 Hey....ummmm....who is running our country at present? Whomever it is keeps sending carrier groups out to prowl. And, being that we don't have a president currently, who is giving the order(s).

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (dIske)

82 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.

Why do they think Musk owes them a formal response unless and until they try to follow through on their threats?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (/y8xj)

83 Good luck!
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (PZo5T)

right??? I should let customer support know...

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

84 🚨#BREAKING: Multiple Pro Palestine protesters and other activists are occupying and have shut down the 405 freeway causing major traffic congestion

Behold my field of fucks....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 13, 2024 08:06 PM (4Med0)

85 they generated a shitty AI picture and posted it claiming it to be a picture of an actual campaign rally?
---
Oh so now four-armed guys *aren't* human?!

They're just *fakes*, to you?!

Enough of your bi-centrism!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:06 PM (krQz2)

86 >>>It's not new. These fucks used to just cut and paste crowds until people started spotting it. Now they think AI will hide their bullshit but AI is like a retarded Picasso.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------------------

Heard that the same face appeared in three different places.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:06 PM (QDStS)

87 #BREAKING: Multiple Pro Palestine protesters and other activists are occupying and have shut down the 405 freeway causing major traffic congestion

Behold my field of fucks....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 13, 2024 08:06 PM (4Med0)
---
I sold that field.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:07 PM (krQz2)

88 That swimmer was probably still 50 yards away if that was a full grown blue whale. She'd be half that size right next to it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 13, 2024 08:07 PM (Zc3Z7)

89 Hey....ummmm....who is running our country at present? Whomever it is keeps sending carrier groups out to prowl. And, being that we don't have a president currently, who is giving the order(s).
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (dIske)

Blinken, Yellen and that guy who retired six months ago but still sent out the semi-resignation letter from Biden.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

90 Musk should meme his response.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 08:07 PM (mzM2O)

91 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0Ci

what, are they waiting for him to send a hard copy of the Tropical Thunder meme with a wet signature?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)
---
I think the EU is saying that all of that was unauthorized, rogue behavior.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:08 PM (krQz2)

92 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB)


My tux is out to the cleaners.

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 13, 2024 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)

93 "You all may address me as “Basileus.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

You got it, BB!

Posted by: Max Smart at August 13, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

94 Musk to Brussels, listen, sprout.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:10 PM (nDGMq)

95 Musk should meme his response.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 08:07 PM (mzM2O)

he did !

https://tinyurl.com/3685aav3

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

96 Send the police in helicopters to bomb the southbound 405, like Wilson Goode and Ed Rendell would do. Kill the protesters and grind LA to a halt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2024 08:11 PM (0FoWg)

97 Acyn @Acyn 4h
Walz: I firmly believe you should never denigrate another person's service record. Anyone brave enough to put on that uniform for our great country, including my opponent, I just have a few simple words. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.

Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10 2h
It’s not “degrading someone’s service record” to point out that they lied about serving in combat repeatedly.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
Walz is the one who denigrated his own service by quitting and then lying about his rank and what he did while serving.

Alpha News @AlphaNewsMN Aug 12
MN Gov. Tim Walz is facing renewed criticism for his 2020 comments when he belittled the National Guard as "19-year-olds who are cooks."

https://tinyurl.com/z866knux
14 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 08:11 PM (i0CiB)

98 58 My real name is Bulgaroctonus B. Bulgaroctonus.

You all may address me as “Basileus.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:05 PM (v6JzV)

Righteous!

Posted by: Bocephus at August 13, 2024 08:11 PM (Aqu9a)

99 only Musk, amirite ?

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)

100 I relocated a paper wasp nest from some equipment I had parked for the season, I put it in an old mail box I planted next to the garden from where I used to have in front of the house until they UPS changed the rules.
Wasps hunt pests in my garden, so I am happy to walk quietly around that end so they can keep eating my bad bugs

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

101 Now do Beau Berghdahl.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (nDGMq)

102 Ok, can you explain to me again how natural selection gave us pandas?

Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (njExo)

103 The Good, the Bad, and the Doggeh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2024 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)

104 group of protesters calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war caused a traffic jam for Tuesday morning commuters as they marched onto the Southbound 405 Freeway in West Los Angeles.

GAS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 08:14 PM (tET31)

105 Heard that the same face appeared in three different places.
____
And some people have 3 arms, 6 fingers, 4 eyes, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 08:14 PM (Q4IgG)

106 Musk maybe the first dude in decades to actually use his fuck you money to say fuck you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 08:14 PM (mzM2O)

107
When LBJ wanted a crowd (this was when he was a senator), he'd just have them round up the local inmates in the county jail, put coats and ties on them for the photo op.

There's a photo I remember where the prison stripes are showing on the pants of one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

108 Get what MiSinforMation is saying about Musk's broadcast he simply *claimed* that there was a DDOS attack but he didn't submit *proof* to MiSinforMation Inc.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:15 PM (krQz2)

109 Martini Farmer. The same arm appeared on a man and a woman two rows in front of him.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM (nDGMq)

110 Ok, can you explain to me again how natural selection gave us pandas?
Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (njExo)
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Nature favors those species that can only rape.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM (krQz2)

111 102 There was only one panda on the Ark. He fapped the rest of the pandas into existence. He had a special dispensation from Noah.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM (v6JzV)

112 Oh wow! The gloves are off now. Shit just got real!!
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM

The walls are closing in.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 08:17 PM (avPVA)

113 Martini Farmer. The same arm appeared on a man and a woman two rows in front of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM (nDGMq)
---
There was a lady with a Kuato in the plane picture.

Let's not be Kuato-bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:17 PM (krQz2)

114 Ok, can you explain to me again how natural selection gave us pandas?
Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 08:12 PM (njExo)

evolution doesn't give you "best" and Darwin got it wrong when he claimed it was focused on the survival of the fittest.
Evolution only cares about "good enough"

In fact, Stephen Jay Gould wrote about this in his article The Panda's Thumb. Panda's don't have a thumb though they need one to strip bamboo. What they have is an extension of a wrist bone they can work their digits against. It is good enough, but not the best solution.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

115 Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt 9h
NEWS: The UAW today filed federal labor charges against Trump and Elon Musk due to something Trump said during last night's 𝕏 Spaces.

UAW: "At one point, Trump and Musk were talking about workers who go on strike for better wages. Trump said if workers "go on strike, and you say ‘that’s okay, you're all gone. You're all gone.' So everyone is gone."

Elon Musk @elonmusk 8h
The last two UAW presidents went to prison for bribery & corruption and, based on recent news, it looks like this guy will join them!

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 4h
I had no idea that the last two governors of Illinois were also UAW presidents!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 08:17 PM (i0CiB)

116 109 Martini Farmer. The same arm appeared on a man and a woman two rows in front of him.

The guy is all hands.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2024 08:17 PM (HjYOk)

117 92 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB

__________________________

Most people don't realize just how brazen the EU is being with their demands. Technically, the laws they cite don't go into effect until Jan. 1 2025. One big aspect of their new law(s) on social media is to hold the company responsible to police the online comments to their platform on a global basis. Failure to meet the UK's litmus test will result in the social media company turning over penalties up to 10% of global revenue.

These demands of the EU and the UK are not even legally binding in any capacity because the law is not yet in effect.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:18 PM (dIske)

118 Fast Eddie Rendell. What a piece of work/shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 13, 2024 08:19 PM (4Med0)

119 group of protesters calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war caused a traffic jam for Tuesday morning commuters as they marched onto the Southbound 405 Freeway in West Los Angeles.

===

GAS THEM
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 08:14 PM

You know that goes against our EV mandate, Commissar.

Posted by: Gavin "Party for me, but not for thee in Napa" Newsom at August 13, 2024 08:19 PM (avPVA)

120 Tonypete, posting from a pub?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:19 PM (nDGMq)

121 114. evolution doesn't give you "best" and Darwin got it wrong when he claimed it was focused on the survival of the fittest.
Evolution only cares about "good enough" - Kindltot

Ok, I can see how the panda might qualify as a "good enough" animal - barely.

Posted by: Paco at August 13, 2024 08:19 PM (njExo)

122 So, apparently Mr. Walz and his DD214 is just a prop, to be deployed as necessary for some sort of bona fides as a leader?

Yeah, no. You brought it up, Gus - so anyone is free to talk shit about you, including (and especially) your comrades in arms who are apparently less than impressed. It's our Right To Know.

Classic leftist bullshit in action here. They tried it with Kerry and it didn't work there either. American appreciates their veterans, but it is not an automatic path to "We should totally trust this guy because Vet" by any stretch. Trust, but verify, as a great man once pointed out.

Posted by: Allow Me To Translate at August 13, 2024 08:19 PM (aPa7n)

123 "Ok, can you explain to me again how natural selection gave us pandas?
Posted by: Paco"

Pandas devolved from penguins. Penguins will screw anything and this is what happens.

Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

124 There was a lady with a Kuato in the plane picture
_________

Well, they're nominally Democrats so this checks out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 08:20 PM (Q4IgG)

125 Hi friends! Just home form classes, both were booked out. Yay! It’s so much fun with a full studio. Have to catch up on the world now.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:20 PM (pZEOD)

126 Martini Farmer. The same arm appeared on a man and a woman two rows in front of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM

* sob! *

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 13, 2024 08:21 PM (avPVA)

127
The EU (the EC, I think, I get this all confused) is now saying that threat letter to Elon was "not approved", he just did that on his own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

128 RFK Jr. disqualified from New York ballot over false residence claim, judge rules.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 08:22 PM (mzM2O)

129 117 92 An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB

__________________________

Most people don't realize just how brazen the EU is being with their demands. Technically, the laws they cite don't go into effect until Jan. 1 2025. One big aspect of their new law(s) on social media is to hold the company responsible to police the online comments to their platform on a global basis. Failure to meet the UK's litmus test will result in the social media company turning over penalties up to 10% of global revenue.

These demands of the EU and the UK are not even legally binding in any capacity because the law is not yet in effect.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:18 PM (dIske)

----------------------------------

So what happens if Musk just turns off access from the EU? Who would be hurt more by that - Musk or the EU?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:22 PM (F4bAW)

130 That Walz stuff about the military is part of the pattern.

"Mind your own business" says Governor Snitchline.

"My family doesn't need you to tell us" says Governor Running-with-VP-Children-Belong-to-the-State.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:22 PM (krQz2)

131 Hey, Piper!

Hope you’re teaching them those native Pawnee dances.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:23 PM (v6JzV)

132 Pandas devolved from penguins. Penguins will screw anything and this is what happens.
Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:20 PM

Color scheme checks out.

I didn't know pandas were mephitic, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 08:23 PM (avPVA)

133 EU bureaucrats should lose access not the citizens.

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)

134 The EU (the EC, I think, I get this all confused) is now saying that threat letter to Elon was "not approved", he just did that on his own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:21 PM (w6EFb)
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That's what I was saying. The original official went rogue, nothing is binding from their rogue behavior.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:24 PM (krQz2)

135 Why did you block screenshots

I used them ask the time. .

Posted by: Zippo at August 13, 2024 08:24 PM (fgHbn)

136 EU bureaucrats should lose access not the citizens.
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)
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I was just thinking the same thing. Block the UK and EU officials; let the people run free.

Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2024 08:25 PM (bS+DD)

137 123 "Ok, can you explain to me again how natural selection gave us pandas?
Posted by: Paco"

Pandas devolved from penguins. Penguins will screw anything and this is what happens.
Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

-----------------------------

So you're saying a penguin caught a polar bear napping? Or some sort of North/South romance?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:25 PM (F4bAW)

138 Pandas, unlike penguins, are stupid creatures.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)

139 Heard that the same face appeared in three different places.
---
They just have "one of those faces".

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)

140 Good to see AoC even if it's second hand from the "X".

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (PZo5T)

141 So what happens if Musk just turns off access from the EU? Who would be hurt more by that - Musk or the EU?
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:22 PM (F4bAW)
___________________________________

Ask Musk. He already banned the official UK government X account just the other day. Then joked about it.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (dIske)

142 It is more than pathetic that governments seem to only be able to function on X

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (nDGMq)

143 >The EU (the EC, I think, I get this all confused) is now saying that threat letter to Elon was "not approved", he just did that on his own.



'We were eyeball to eyeball, and I think the other guy just blinked'


NAME THAT INTERNATIONAL CRISIS

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

144 Heard that the same face appeared in three different places.
---
They just have "one of those faces".
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)

😂😂

"Haven't I seen you before ?? you look familiar !"

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:27 PM (V13WU)

145 140 Good to see AoC even if it's second hand from the "X".
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (PZo5T)

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AtC. AoC can't compare to her majesty's imperial rack.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:27 PM (F4bAW)

146 Failure to meet the UK's litmus test will result in the social media company turning over penalties up to 10% of global revenue.

And how do they plan to collect that from a company that doesn't have a physical presence in the UK?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (/y8xj)

147 Heard that the same face appeared in three different places.
---
They just have "one of those faces".
Posted by: Axeman

Xhey are Legion.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

148 117
'These demands of the EU and the UK are not even legally binding in any capacity because the law is not yet in effect.'

I wonder just what the EU could do about it if Elon didn't enforce their speech codes and didn't pay any subsequent fines later.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

149 "I didn't know pandas were mephitic, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

You've never heard of WAP?

Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

150
This should be enough to withdraw from NATO. Tell them to defend themselves. An the Australian govt as well -- they've been making similar noise.

Do not fuck with the first amendment. That's what the response should be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

151 Good to see AoC even if it's second hand from the "X".
Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (PZo5T)

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AtC. AoC can't compare to her majesty's imperial rack.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 13, 2024 08:27 PM (F4bAW)

plus one of AtC's hair follicles can substitute AOC brain in its entirety !

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU)

152 woohoo, Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:29 PM (UWgy2)

153 pi]NAME THAT INTERNATIONAL CRISIS
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

did it involve Moshe Dayan?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:29 PM (D7oie)

154 Hero

pic.twitter.com/adgi9EFAWt

- The Best (@ThebestFigen) August 13, 2024

How did the cat get in there?!

Anyway. Good dog!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 08:30 PM (FnneF)

155 115 Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt 9h
NEWS: The UAW today filed federal labor charges against Trump and Elon Musk due to something Trump said during last night's 𝕏 Spaces.


Oh my goodness. First of all, Trump is not running a company with a union heading into negotiations. Secondly, during a work stoppage, a company can use temporary workers as part of their contingency plan. You should refrain from using the world replacement worker, however. If you negotiate and reach impasse, which is a legal unicorn, you can permanently replace. The difference between being fired and being permanently replaced is nothing.

In a lock out, you cannot let any bargaining unit employees cross the picket line. It’s all or nothing. In a strike, you have to let people who want to cross, you have to let them. You also have to let the union come back once they accept the terms of the new contract. You can cut off all benefits for striking and locked out employees immediately. It is state dependent if they qualify for unemployment or not.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

156 AtC. AoC can't compare to her majesty's imperial rack.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence
---
Yes, sorry. I'm running a fever and am very tired... no, I don't have Covid because I refuse to test for it!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 13, 2024 08:30 PM (PZo5T)

157 It's a certified lie that the Harris campaign uses AI in photos.
Searched Duk Duk Gho thoroughly for images and commentary concerning the campaigns use of AI. Citation after citation says that it's not only a lie but it's Donald Trump's fault.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:30 PM (QDStS)

158 155. In a wild cat strike, you can fire them all.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

159 These demands of the EU and the UK are not even legally binding in any capacity because the law is not yet in effect.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 08:18 PM (dIske)


What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you? I don tole' all y'all.

Posted by: Chief Ten Bears at August 13, 2024 08:31 PM (Aqu9a)

160 153

NO

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

161 Oh! By the way, a you don’t get rid of the union with permanent replacements, the union is still there. Same if you fire them all for a wild cat strike. The union is still there.

Trump- call me. Haha.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:31 PM (pZEOD)

162 Hill Country Tractor Supply is bound to have an ample supply of horse paste.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (QDStS)

163 oh I just got that

the eyepatch
okay
I see how you guys are

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (/7KEl)

164 ALL Unions should be Outlawed.

Full Stop.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (4pXk7)

165 What was gratifying in this incident, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle were quick to hold hands on the Capitol steps and roundly denounce attacks on basic civil rights and free speech on the Internet in an historic press conference.

The Secretary of State was also vociferous in his comments, condemning the anti-free speech rhetoric as "Incendiary, and not helpful" in his remarks, pointing out free speech is one of the fundamental basic human rights.

Wait. What?

Posted by: Allow Me To Translate at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (aPa7n)

166 NO
Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

well, with Dayan, a wink was as good as a nod.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 08:33 PM (D7oie)

167 It is more than pathetic that governments seem to only be able to function on X
Posted by: Ben Had

or SpaceX

Posted by: Miklos puts his money on Elon, an African-American at August 13, 2024 08:33 PM (lSyD7)

168 ALL Unions should be Outlawed.

Full Stop.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (4pXk7)

Credit Unions ??

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2024 08:33 PM (V13WU)

169 I picked up Heidi's notepad/calendar to give to her and there is an ornate cross on it. Mine has a skull and crossbones. This is the story of our marriage.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2024 08:33 PM (0JyMa)

170 I didn't understand this until it was explained but am I correct they generated a shitty AI picture and posted it claiming it to be a picture of an actual campaign rally?
Posted by: Cheap fake indeed at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (q1Zxb


Im no internet genius but even I could tell it was a fake. A bad fake. The same faces over and over, weird limbs, 3 hands, unintelligible writing on shirts, alien looking faces... Just ridiculous.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2024 08:34 PM (ZtAny)

171 >>Credit Unions ??


Twice on Tuesday for those bastards! /

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2024 08:34 PM (4pXk7)

172 131 Hey, Piper!

Hope you’re teaching them those native Pawnee dances.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August

I had weight training tonight for both classes, and the same thing again tomorrow at 6a and 815. After four in a row of weights, I am usually rekt! Luckily I have a big brake in between the morning classes before I go back and teach 2 traditional barre classes. Which is way more detail than you wanted, I know! Hahahah

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:35 PM (pZEOD)

173 164 ALL Unions should be Outlawed.

Full Stop.
Posted by: garrett
-----------------------

Preach it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:36 PM (QDStS)

174 152 woohoo, Piper!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been

Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:36 PM (pZEOD)

175 >>> 35 We win plan accordingly
They win plan accordingly

In the mean time have a glass of wine and enjoy the cafe.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 07:49 PM (nDGMq)

*nods*

Also: bacon, boomsticks and booze in October.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 08:36 PM (FnneF)

176 oh I just got that

the eyepatch
okay
I see how you guys are
Posted by: Don Black

It's AOSHQ humor. We have subtle and obscure, and we have BEN ROTHLISBERGER. And not much in between.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 08:36 PM (DgGvY)

177 173 *break. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (pZEOD)

178 >>>Hero

So we are just ignoring the fact that the dog chased the cat in there in the first place?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (klJTj)

179 Not sure they can be outlawed. Ions are what, covalent bonds to a specific type of molecule... or .... Man, it's been a long time.

Chemistry is hard!

Posted by: Pronounced "Unionized" or "Unionized"? at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (aPa7n)

180 143
'NAME THAT INTERNATIONAL CRISIS'

Cuban missile crisis.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (3wi/L)

181
If any of you are interested, there is going to be a nice conjunction of Mars and Jupiter tonight. Closest is tonight, and they'll be about 0.3 degrees apart in the sky.

Look to the east about 2 hours or so before sunrise. It's likely going to be too cloudy here, but I did get to seem them fairly close the night before last.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (w6EFb)

182 @157 - which in newspeak means "it's absolutely, totally true"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:38 PM (UWgy2)

183 >>> 162 Hill Country Tractor Supply is bound to have an ample supply of horse paste.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:32 PM (QDStS)

They had it locked up in the glass case for a while but they gave that up. Any little feed store will have it, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 08:38 PM (FnneF)

184 Helena Handbasket, 65 days!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:38 PM (nDGMq)

185 Might be an interesting meme to have a fake AI-generated crowd with some Warhammer 40000 reference.
"Eldritch Horrors 4 Kamala"

Posted by: gKWVE at August 13, 2024 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

186 Q: How do you stop a panda from peeing in a pool?
A: You don't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 08:39 PM (klJTj)

187 Look to the east about 2 hours or so before sunrise. It's likely going to be too cloudy here, but I did get to seem them fairly close the night before last. at dawn on the fifth day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (w6EFb)

~ Gandalf

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 08:40 PM (GgSzX)

188 alien looking faces..

Used to date her

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 13, 2024 08:41 PM (tET31)

189 Speaking of critters, I have to go check on some poultry and ruminants.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 08:41 PM (FnneF)

190 184 Helena Handbasket, 65 days!!!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 08:38 PM (nDGMq)

Holy crap, I better make my reservation!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

191 Interesting exchanges as I am vacationing here in Carlingford, Ireland.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2024 08:03 PM (HjYOk)

The map in Great Britain on election day had Trump taking California.
I talked with some relatives over there a couple of days later asking me WTF?

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2024 08:42 PM (xcIvR)

192
Virtual job interview tomorrow. Crossed fingers would be appreciated.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

======

Good luck!

And promise that, unlike The Tater, you'll be completely professionally dressed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2024 08:43 PM (8AONa)

193 They had it locked up in the glass case for a while but they gave that up. Any little feed store will have it, too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---------------------------------------

Probably when they were working on their DEI. It's so cheap I bought an ample supply from YouGuessedIt.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:43 PM (QDStS)

194 naah, actually just enough detail; that's a pretty good day for a very fit person.

back in the Before Time, I used to say "no, I don't need a health club; I have a job" ... but lately it has become ... different.
I see a workout place preparing to open up in a nearby town, opening negotiations when I see anyone inside to negotiate with ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:44 PM (UWgy2)

195
So we are just ignoring the fact that the dog chased the cat in there in the first place?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

======

"We were just having some fun!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2024 08:44 PM (8AONa)

196 Good luck Bulgaroctonus.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2024 08:45 PM (xcIvR)

197 180 yes ding ding ding


come on down and pick up the keys to your new Buick!

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 08:46 PM (/7KEl)

198 192 Absolutely. Full suit and tie. Only way to do an initial interview.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:46 PM (v6JzV)

199 thx publius, if it's clear I'll look for it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:47 PM (UWgy2)

200 Dang. If anybody ever asks why you need high capacity magazines, give them this example:

"A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"

Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

201 alien looking faces..

Used to date her
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

Several of your organs aren't actually necessary.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (DgGvY)

202 The EC became the EU through the Maastricht Treaty.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (55boN)

203 "A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

WTAF

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

204 196. Thank you, Reforger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

205 Huge prayers, Bulg!

Remember S.T. A.R. When you the behavioral based questions (tell me about a time when….)

Situation (brief synopsis)
Task (your role /responsibility in the situation
Action what you did / steps you took
Result

Also, “I like when you suggested X, I would add y. I believe this would result in xy improvement, but would love your additional input”.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (pZEOD)

206 ||Brussels has accused internal market commissioner Thierry Breton of "going rogue" for sending a letter to Elon Musk, warning of potential punishments if content on X risks EU citizens' safety. The European Commission stated that Breton did not have prior approval for the letter from its president, Ursula von der Leyen. Officials close to Breton claimed the letter was planned beforehand, coinciding with Musk's interview with Donald Trump.

Breton, responsible for enforcing the Digital Services Act, reminded Musk of his legal duties regarding harmful content. Musk responded to Breton with a humorous meme, while a Trump campaign spokesperson condemned the EU's interference in U.S. elections. An EU official noted that they await a formal response from Musk.||
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:58 PM (i0CiB)

I knew they used that minion as a cut out so they could get deniability if they had blowback. I've probably seen most of the movers and shakers and they are all prune faced old white people and they like Sauron they don't share power.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (n7h9X)

207 "According to an official press release, authorities spent the entire day capturing the dogs and were able to turn 23 of them over to Animal Control. Detectives are still trying to capture the remaining two."

Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

208 Does anybody understand this? 'Cause I don't.

https://is.gd/Mr66PG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

209 Wouldn't want to shoot a dog, and that's kind of what pepper spray is for. But no worries as such it's always better to have a range of available solutions. Capsaicin may not have the intended effect, something a little stronger might well be sovereign in such cases.

Posted by: Atom Mangler at August 13, 2024 08:52 PM (aPa7n)

210 I've watched two MiSinforMation "stories" on Trump and Elon "union-busting".

Neither one contained a clip of Trump saying something. The stories that I've read contain quoted 1-3 word snippets clustered together.

When the MiSinforMation doesn't give direct quotes, I know from experience that they are going to lie about what he said.

Ironic that one of those complained that Elon "claimed a DDOS attack without proof", on a story "Trump said X" that contains NO PROOF Trump said it.

Serious mental invalids, these people.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:52 PM (OaZlZ)

211 exactly, any littl feedstore ...

where we get it, for green paper moneyy

note generally that i am adopting the unnipartie rools and introdoocing missspelings delibrately to effup diss covery for the projected oarwellyan future.

innit?

lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:52 PM (UWgy2)

212 Good luck, Bulgaroctonus! Leverage the Byzantine imperial experience and the Bulgarian slaying if you feel it to be warranted.

Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 13, 2024 08:53 PM (tmPIh)

213 North America, land of the criminally insane.
Western Hemisphere, land of the criminally insane.
Repent, the end is here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdtfne5rX4

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 08:53 PM (QDStS)

214 There are thirty cows in a field and twenty ate chickens. Ten cows didn't eat chickens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2024 08:54 PM (0FoWg)

215 Florida Python Dog Finds A Python Nest Infested With Giant Ticks

Ticks FTW

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 08:54 PM (gbOdA)

216 @205, boom!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:54 PM (UWgy2)

217 Does anybody understand this? 'Cause I don't.

https://is.gd/Mr66PG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

Ten didn't.
They were vegetarian.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2024 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

218 but never forget opsec!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:55 PM (UWgy2)

219 Does anybody understand this? 'Cause I don't.

https://is.gd/Mr66PG

Substitute "twenty ate" for "twenty-eight."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj)

220 205 Thank you, Piper! I will keep your points in mind.

Unfortunately, I’m horrible at promoting myself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:55 PM (v6JzV)

221 Not sure they can be outlawed. Ions are what, covalent bonds to a specific type of molecule... or .... Man, it's been a long time.

Chemistry is hard!
Posted by: Pronounced "Unionized" or "Unionized"? at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (aPa7n)

Ions are atoms that have given up or taken up electrons so they aren't electrically neutral. Thus the atom that eats an electron sticks to the one that gave it up and can be electrically neutral in bulk -- a salt.

Water dissolves salts since it is mildly charged at the ends and break up into a solution with lots of ions floating in it.

Covalent bonds form a more permanent connection since each atom shares an electron with a neighbor forming a tight link. Carbon is the covalent bond boss.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 08:56 PM (n7h9X)

222 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 13, 2024 08:56 PM (UWgy2)

223 Sockrat, have you noticed the huge amount of EMI coming out of some semi trucks nowadays? It will black out an AM radio when passing. What the heck is making all that noise?

Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

224 "A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts

Two polar bears kill Canadian worker in rare attack

https://is.gd/vW96bQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 08:57 PM (L/fGl)

225 >> thx publius, if it's clear I'll look for it!

Look up higher, and the Pleiades will be close by as well, and Aldebaran, red itself, over to the west of Mars and Jupiter.

While you can't see it with the nekkid eye, Uranus is close to the Seven Sisters up there as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:58 PM (w6EFb)

226 194

I see a workout place preparing to open up in a nearby town, opening negotiations when I see anyone inside to negotiate with ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been

For me, I needed the accountability, and group fitness that changed all the time works with my adhd brain. I was a client before I bought it. I am proud of you!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 08:58 PM (pZEOD)

227 'NAME THAT INTERNATIONAL CRISIS'
---
Two Scoops!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 08:59 PM (OaZlZ)

228 The EC became the EU through the Maastricht Treaty.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (55boN)

Is that the one they made everyone keep voting on entry to the EU until they got in, after which they stopped all elections?

I'd only heard of that in Communist countries before that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 08:59 PM (n7h9X)

229 alien looking faces..

Used to date her
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

No returns

No refunds

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainski) at August 13, 2024 08:59 PM (lSyD7)

230 Substitute "twenty ate" for "twenty-eight."
Posted by: Oddbob

D'oh!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)

231 Sockrat, have you noticed the huge amount of EMI coming out of some semi trucks nowadays? It will black out an AM radio when passing. What the heck is making all that noise?
Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

CBs?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (n7h9X)

232 Two polar bears kill Canadian worker in rare attack
https://is.gd/vW96bQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Better than "two bears with flamethrowers kill Canadian worker in well-done attack."

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

233 Took another evening walk. Nice night. Might go golf tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (sAmhv)

234 >Uranus is close to the Seven Sisters up there as well.

P-U!

Posted by: The Seven Sisters at August 13, 2024 09:01 PM (i0F8b)

235 Uranus is close to the Seven Sisters up there as well.
Posted by: publius

Are we still doing astronomy at this point?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

236 "CBs?
Posted by: Oldcat "

No, it's a constant roar, like really bad spark plug wires, but of course these trucks are diesel. It's not all of the new ones either

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2024 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

237 Does anybody understand this? 'Cause I don't.

https://is.gd/Mr66PG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

twenty ate chickens. Ten didn't

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 09:02 PM (D7oie)

238 BREAKING: A Democrat Election Worker in Harris County, Texas named Darryl Blackburn has just been charged with six felonies for his part in rigging the 2022 midterm election against Republican candidates


Fuck Hildago

So they made the ballot 2 pages and then sent one page per voter to the precincts that voted (R).

Get ready to vote EARLY. Get your vote in. Do NOT let anyone touch your ballot. (illegal in most states). Do not let your feeble and sick be voted by criminals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:02 PM (gbOdA)

239 Unfortunately, I’m horrible at promoting myself.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:55 PM (v6JzV)

When asked what your weaknesses are, don't say: I'm sure I must have some, but I can't imagine what they might be!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 09:03 PM (OX9vb)

240 TFW you singlehandedly ended breakdancing as an Olympic sport.

https://tinyurl.com/3sarshmv
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 07:43 PM (i0CiB)

To be fair, break dancing should never have been an Olympic sport. Along with a metric fuckton of other non-sports.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:03 PM (U0UC8)

241 232 Two polar bears kill Canadian worker in rare attack
https://is.gd/vW96bQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Better than "two bears with flamethrowers kill Canadian worker in well-done attack."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

Larson
Bears love the crunchy outside of igloos and soft center.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:03 PM (gbOdA)

242 While you can't see it with the nekkid eye, Uranus is close to the Seven Sisters up there as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----------------------------------------

Thank goodness.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:04 PM (QDStS)

243 Fake story! Climate change killed all the polar bears.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 13, 2024 09:04 PM (tBmO2)

244 21 Cat with dog videos are the best.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 07:39 PM

I'm not sure I've ever met a cat that's interested in videos of any kind, much less dog videos. YMMV.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (avPVA)
----
Watching catnip growing?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #01 at August 13, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

245 Sockrat, have you noticed the huge amount of EMI coming out of some semi trucks nowadays? It will black out an AM radio when passing. What the heck is making all that noise?
Posted by: Panda Facts

CBs?
Posted by: Oldcat

Or those "bypass the weigh station" transponders?

No idea, really.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:05 PM (DgGvY)

246 >> Are we still doing astronomy at this point?

It identifies as astronomy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 09:05 PM (w6EFb)

247 Nav or satellite, GPS could all put a hit on AM band frequencies, they are very subject to EMI or "electro magnetic interference". Even modern high discharge LED headlights, I reckon.

Especially maybe.

The covalent stuff reminds one, why old-school Blackpowder firearms must be cleaned with a water-based solution. Residues are a type of salt, and are not dissolved or neutralized or improved with oil.

Most people balk at using hot water and detergent on a firearm. Most Blackpowder firearms, therefore, have some pitting of the bore as a result. I can't do Chemistry, but I know that much.

Posted by: Atom Mangler at August 13, 2024 09:06 PM (aPa7n)

248 Unfortunately, I’m horrible at promoting myself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

====

"We accomplished x. My role in delivering x was _____"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2024 09:06 PM (8AONa)

249 'These demands of the EU and the UK are not even legally binding in any capacity because the law is not yet in effect.'

I wonder just what the EU could do about it if Elon didn't enforce their speech codes and didn't pay any subsequent fines later.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 13, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

Elon should just shut off all twitter accounts for all EU governmental entities an anyone with a handle saying they are a government employee.

They'd cave as fast as they could figure out how to talk to him. They need Twitter more than oxygen.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X)

250 212. Thank you, John Drake

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (v6JzV)

251 Two polar bears kill Canadian worker in rare attack

https://is.gd/vW96bQ

Time to repeat the universal rules for bear encounters:

If it's brown, lay down
If it's black, fight back
If it's white, good night
If it's a 50-something Limey, drink nothing he offers
If it's wearing a checkered hat, it's SEC time.

Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (tmPIh)

252 85-year-old Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) suffered a “mild” stroke Sunday night

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (GITLP)

253 I accidentally forgot how much I hate the fucking guts of the leftists on reddit.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (3wi/L)

254 To be fair, break dancing should never have been an Olympic sport. Along with a metric fuckton of other non-sports.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Bullfighting, auto racing, and mountain climbing. The rest are games.

But then again, we call them "the Olympic games." So WTF, tiddlywinks is in.

Posted by: E. Hemingway at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

255 California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts

I didn’t know the Danish were so violent.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (B1dzx)

256
Phoenix to the vet today. She prescribed some antibiotics to go with the antifungals, antacids and steroids he's been getting. All we can do is keep him hydrated, try to keep him nourished, keep him comfortable and pray that the lesion in his gut gets smaller. Dum spiro spero.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (1Nxff)

257 241 232 Two polar bears kill Canadian worker in rare attack
https://is.gd/vW96bQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Better than "two bears with flamethrowers kill Canadian worker in well-done attack."
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

Larson
Bears love the crunchy outside of igloos and soft center.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:03 PM (gbOdA)
----
"You guys!" said the Dipolar Bear, "It was just me."

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #02 at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

258 TFW you singlehandedly ended breakdancing as an Olympic sport.

https://tinyurl.com/3sarshmv
photo
Posted by: andycanuck

-

WOW

IIRC this lady has made a career out of writing some sort of useless academic papers on breakdancing.

And she had it removed from the Olympics.

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (mIykB)

259 The Olympic sports should be those that mirror the skills that were needed in ancient or archaic war

and one of them really should be chariot races

Posted by: Don Black at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (/7KEl)

260 Judge Mark Scarsi (C.D. Cal.) in Frankel v. Regents:

In the year 2024, in the United States of America, in the State of California, in the City of Los Angeles, Jewish students were excluded from portions of the UCLA campus because they refused to denounce their faith. This fact is so unimaginable and so abhorrent to our constitutional guarantee of religious freedom that it bears repeating, Jewish students were excluded from portions of the UCLA campus because they refused to denounce their faith.

Jews will be killed in US of A within 12 to 15 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (gbOdA)

261 Dogs have a unique ability to obtain maximum crunchy noises and volume on a tiny piece of kibble, considering they don't have Molars like we do. I've often been jealous of that.

Posted by: Ever Notice? at August 13, 2024 09:09 PM (aPa7n)

262 Most people balk at using hot water and detergent on a firearm. Most Blackpowder firearms, therefore, have some pitting of the bore as a result. I can't do Chemistry, but I know that much.
Posted by: Atom Mangler at August 13, 2024 09:06 PM (aPa7n)

"boiling out" your black powder gun is an old tradition. When I shot cap and ball, I would dismount the barrel and clean it in the shower, and then run boiling water down it to dry it out. You want to oil very carefully too.

If your wife doesn't complain too hard you can strip your black powder revolver and run it through the dish washer too.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 09:09 PM (D7oie)

263 I'm not sure I've ever met a cat that's interested in videos of any kind, much less dog videos. YMMV.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 07:41 PM (avPVA)
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One of my cats used to swat at the tails of screen cats from time to time. She didn't think it was real, but she was interested.

Another lady cat would get a little concerned if kittens were crying and would peer behind the screen or in the area the sound seemed to be coming from. It probably would have been worse if she'd ever had kittens herself.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (n7h9X)

264 208 Does anybody understand this? 'Cause I don't.

https://is.gd/Mr66PG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

++++

Deceptive. The video overlays some captioning that re-enforces the the poor enunciation. The comments explain that 28 chicken is really 20 ate chicken.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (klJTj)

265 Time to repeat the universal rules for bear encounters:

If it's brown, lay down
If it's black, fight back
If it's white, good night
If it's a 50-something Limey, drink nothing he offers
If it's wearing a checkered hat, it's SEC time.
Posted by: John Drake Is Waiting For Something To Happen On The Sea Of Azov at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (tmPIh)

If its a hairy chested big dude you are gonna get ass fucked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (gbOdA)

266 Thanks to some here I learned about the propane flame thrower to kill weeds. Works great in some places, too time consuming for heavy infestations.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 07:54 PM (55Qr6)

I have one of those, and have not ever used it. I'm just a girl, and I'm kinda skeered of it. Got it for the brick sidewalks that are weedy.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 07:57

They are kinda fun. Come on girl, man up, so to speak.

You do have to be careful, most of the time you don't see the flame. And do not touch your ankle with it shortly after turning it off, I've learned.

That said, I wouldn't let my 18 yo intern use it. He's a good kid, smart, but he's 18. I don't need a lawsuit over him burning his foot or something.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (55Qr6)

267 Jews will be killed in US of A within 12 to 15 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (gbOdA)

Officially? Not if I’m still around. At least not without consequences.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (B1dzx)

268 Send the police in helicopters to bomb the southbound 405, like Wilson Goode and Ed Rendell would do. Kill the protesters and grind LA to a halt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2024 08:11 PM (0FoWg)

Eh, just temporarily raise the speed limit to 95, and pull all the cops off. Declare "open season" on jaywalkers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (U0UC8)

269 Jews will be killed in US of A within 12 to 15 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (gbOdA)

More like negative 20, unless you mean all of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:12 PM (n7h9X)

270 If any of you are interested, there is going to be a nice conjunction of Mars and Jupiter tonight. Closest is tonight, and they'll be about 0.3 degrees apart in the sky.

Look to the east about 2 hours or so before sunrise. It's likely going to be too cloudy here, but I did get to seem them fairly close the night before last.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:37 PM (w6EFb)
________________________________

Ooooo...I think that means I get to hook up with a hot chick tonight. Last time I asked I got "When pigs fly." But, the time before that it was "When the planets align." So, technically, I have a shot.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (dIske)

271 unique ability to obtain maximum crunchy noises and volume on a tiny piece of kibble

***********************

I can make up for that with my world shattering farts, able to trigger Richter scales hundreds of miles away with a simple bite of an onion

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (DBZuM)

272 A "pack of 25 Great Danes"? Is this an indigenous thing, like the "Wild Horses" of Nevada or something?

Why haven't they been shot? Who do they belong to? Somebody is ignoring a public health threat, and probably opening a huge lawsuit against the city or municipality, ultimately borne by the city taxpayers who are already burdened by a bunch of nonsense, one can be sure. Float another 30 year Bond, throw it on the pile with the rest, eh

Posted by: Sure, Jan at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (aPa7n)

273 Wait what? 25 Great Danes running around out in the wild? AYFKM?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (S6gqv)

274
Deceptive. The video overlays some captioning that re-enforces the the poor enunciation. The comments explain that 28 chicken is really 20 ate chicken.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (klJTj)

Those sorts of jokes are really oral only, since writing it down defines the result.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (n7h9X)

275 I'm proud of the fact that I didn't watch a single second of the Olympics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:14 PM (mzM2O)

276 Wait what? 25 Great Danes running around out in the wild? AYFKM?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (S6gqv)

wonder if she was dog walking them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:14 PM (n7h9X)

277 I'm proud of the fact that I didn't watch a single second of the Olympics.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:14 PM (mzM2O)

I only peeked at the medal count about three times.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:14 PM (n7h9X)

278 If your wife doesn't complain too hard you can strip your black powder revolver and run it through the dish washer too.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2024 09:09 PM (D7oie)

My dad told me story of nat guard and a m1 or m14 with about a pound of grease and that he and a bud grabbed several guns and went to showers and ran under water to get grease hot and wet and then cleaned guns in 5 minutes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (gbOdA)

279 Has anyone checked if the 405 blockade is just some really lost dumbass Hoosiers clogging up the passing lanes?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (8AONa)

280 The EU (the EC, I think, I get this all confused) is now saying that threat letter to Elon was "not approved", he just did that on his own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2024 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

Then fire the SOB.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (U0UC8)

281

Jews will be killed in US of A within 12 to 15 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:08 PM (gbOdA)

And with their last breath they’ll tell you how Republicans and Christian Nationalists are the biggest threat to Jews.

Posted by: Cuz it is true at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (NHw9B)

282 I'm proud of the fact that I didn't watch a single second of the Olympics.

****************

I would have boasted the same except I got hooked into watching a 3 second meme of the breakdancing wahman

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (DBZuM)

283 275 I'm proud of the fact that I didn't watch a single second of the Olympics.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:14 PM (mzM2O)

Seths 3 pointer were awesome

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (gbOdA)

284 256
Phoenix to the vet today. She prescribed some antibiotics to go with the antifungals, antacids and steroids he's been getting. All we can do is keep him hydrated, try to keep him nourished, keep him comfortable and pray that the lesion in his gut gets smaller. Dum spiro spero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August

Poor little Phoenix.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 09:16 PM (pZEOD)

285 able to trigger Richter scales hundreds of miles away with a simple bite of an onion
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (DBZuM)

Richter scale is not a physical device, unlike your farts which are a force of nature.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:16 PM (n7h9X)

286 Dang. If anybody ever asks why you need high capacity magazines, give them this example:

"A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts

"You don't need those high-capacity bullets. You just have to carry enough Scooby Snacks."

Posted by: random granola-eating hippie at August 13, 2024 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

287 And with their last breath they’ll tell you how Republicans and Christian Nationalists are the biggest threat to Jews.
Posted by: Cuz it is true at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (NHw9B)

true

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:17 PM (gbOdA)

288 And with their last breath they’ll tell you how Republicans and Christian Nationalists are the biggest threat to Jews.
Posted by: Cuz it is true at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (NHw9B)

How we let the history books declare fascism as right wing for the last 60 years is beyond me.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 09:17 PM (GgSzX)

289 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 13, 2024 09:17 PM (mIykB)

290 "Pack of Great Danes." In California.

Checks out.

Weirdos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM (Q4IgG)

291 266 Thanks to some here I learned about the propane flame thrower to kill weeds. Works great in some places, too time consuming for heavy infestations.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 13, 2024 07:54 PM (55Qr6)

^^I have one of those! I need to find it!

Posted by: Iris at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM (n3DL0)

292 The kayak thingie is integrated into the pack. It works as a chair and you can zip up your legs to keep them warm when you're in cold air.

Posted by: Paulyester at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM (NHyBq)

293 My sports rooting jinx is so good athletes and teams should pay me to root against them.

When the Olympics began I was actually sort of rooting against the USA athletes as they voted for two of the biggest BLM advocates to be the flag bearers.

Of course the USA went on to win the most medals by far and tied for the most Gold medals.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM (B1dzx)

294 No one needs high capacity bullets.

Any magazine over 250 rounds is just silly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:19 PM (mzM2O)

295 252 85-year-old Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) suffered a “mild” stroke Sunday night

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (GITLP)

If it was mild, they would not be telling us about it. Can't fake his recovery or impairment so must inform us to minimize chance of his removal so we can have, I don't know, an actual thinking Representative.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 13, 2024 09:19 PM (3TH2o)

296 Richter scale is not a physical device, unlike your farts which are a force of nature.

*******************

this is true

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Cla at August 13, 2024 09:19 PM (DBZuM)

297 I'm proud of the fact that I didn't watch a single second of the Olympics.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It was never on my TV. I saw some super-exciting badminton action at a bar one night.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:20 PM (DgGvY)

298 Also: bacon, boomsticks and booze in October.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2024 08:36 PM

Sadly, the Bacon Wench has been slacking in her training.

The bacon portion of the program may be challenging.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at August 13, 2024 09:20 PM (avPVA)

299 Any magazine over 250 rounds is just silly.

***********

whew, my magazine only goes up 245

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 13, 2024 09:20 PM (DBZuM)

300 Officially? Not if I’m still around. At least not without consequences.
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:11 PM (B1dzx)

More like negative 20, unless you mean all of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:12 PM (n7h9X)

I meant a program.
I hope that I stand up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:21 PM (gbOdA)

301 whew, my magazine only goes up 245
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 13, 2024 09:20 PM (DBZuM)

Ours goes up to 11.

~ Poorly Timed Movie Quotes

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 13, 2024 09:21 PM (GgSzX)

302 I would have boasted the same except I got hooked into watching a 3 second meme of the breakdancing wahman
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 13, 2024 09:15 PM (DBZuM)

Over and over. And over. I can't stop laughing, days later.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 13, 2024 09:21 PM (OX9vb)

303 "A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts at August 13, 2024 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

Not so great Danes, if you ask me. A couple of mediocre pit bulls could have done as much damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:22 PM (U0UC8)

304 When the Olympics began I was actually sort of rooting against
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM

Root or root not. There is no sort of.

Posted by: Yoda at August 13, 2024 09:22 PM (avPVA)

305 >>>and one of them really should be chariot races
Posted by: Don Black
-------------------------

Spear chucking, shot putt, wrestling, track & field, shoot and ski, shoot, ski, boxing, archery, hatchet & knife throwing

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:22 PM (QDStS)

306 294 No one needs high capacity bullets.

Any magazine over 250 rounds is just silly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:19 PM (mzM2O)

Uncle told me I did not need 30 magpul.

I asked him what if 2 people with glocks show up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (gbOdA)

307 46 anyone pointed out to Kamala Harris there used to be a wrestler named Kamala?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2024 07:44 PM (en9Xr

***

Kamala the Ugandan Giant

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 13, 2024 07:53 PM (1FWWQ)
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Take a pee and it's a wet Kampala.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #03 at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

308 If it was mild, they would not be telling us about it. Can't fake his recovery or impairment so must inform us to minimize chance of his removal so we can have, I don't know, an actual thinking Representative.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 13, 2024 09:19 PM (3TH2o)

Going by Fetterman he may turn GOP.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (n7h9X)

309 Some thought should be given, and that incident may or may not qualify, that less than deadly techniques are important when vermin and wild dogs or feral animals become more common in patches of societal breakdown.

All kinds of low-power and no-power .22 shells. Snakeshot, and "gallery rounds" and oddball Flobert etc etc that will dispatch large rats without making much noise, or encouraging critters, with rabies or not, to find somewhere else to hang out. A pack of 25 anything is a really bad day and you better find a tree or hard shelter, a car or dumpster or something.

I am not playing Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom when I'm out for a walk. I'm not sure how a 10 or 15 round barrage would work effectively against that many dogs.

Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (aPa7n)

310 Those sorts of jokes are really oral only, since writing it down defines the result.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:13 PM (n7h9X)

++++

True. But if they had left the captions out, you might start thinking about non-obvious wording. The captions make it likely you will only hear it the "wrong" way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2024 09:24 PM (klJTj)

311 When the Olympics began I was actually sort of rooting against
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:18 PM

Root or root not. There is no sort of.
Posted by: Yoda at August 13, 2024 09:22 PM (avP

Half ass rooting is sort of rooting .

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:25 PM (B1dzx)

312 Sea Stacks are mythical, like Oz and The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Posted by: FJB! at August 13, 2024 09:27 PM (CV8a5)

313 It's not a 250 round magazine.

It's a walking stick attachment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:27 PM (BAEGB)

314 But then again, we call them "the Olympic games." So WTF, tiddlywinks is in.
Posted by: E. Hemingway at August 13, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

The outcome of a tiddlywinks game can be objectively determined.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:28 PM (U0UC8)

315 Hindus in Bangladesh are enduring ethnic cleansing and genocide at the hands of Muslim Brotherhood-backed mobs.

Jews
Christian
11 YO girl

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:28 PM (gbOdA)

316 313 It's not a 250 round magazine.

It's a walking stick attachment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:27 PM (BAEGB


If you get tired, you can lean on it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2024 09:28 PM (mzM2O)

317 I am not playing Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom when I'm out for a walk. I'm not sure how a 10 or 15 round barrage would work effectively against that many dogs.
Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (aPa7n)

Once you wound some the others are said to learn to back off, at least according to the SF story "The Gun without a Bang". Man is sent to a planet to test out a new disintegration on a planet with hostile life. Works great, but the animals keep on coming. He almost steps on one and falls into the pit it digs in the ground. He returns to his ship and finds he crippled it from stray shots.

He's found a while later, having a nice fort built using the gun to hammer things and a bow and arrow for security.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:28 PM (n7h9X)

318 Half ass rooting is sort of rooting .
Posted by: polynikes

That's probably hilarious in Australian.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

319 No Break at LA!

In 1 swoop a 40 YO white woman killed breakdancing.

Now do RAP.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:29 PM (gbOdA)

320 Kamala the Ugandan Giant's real last name is Harris. James Harris, I think.

Posted by: FJB!!! at August 13, 2024 09:29 PM (CV8a5)

321 Dang. If anybody ever asks why you need high capacity magazines, give them this example:

"A California woman was found mauled to death by a pack of 25 Great Danes while she was on a walk in a popular hiking area"
Posted by: Panda Facts
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She was probably not a nice person. Dogs can sense that.

You don't need a gun, just be a nicer person.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:29 PM (OaZlZ)

322 It's not a 250 round magazine.
It's a walking stick attachment.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

It's a monopod for use in a standing posture.

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2024 09:31 PM (DgGvY)

323 She was probably not a nice person. Dogs can sense that.

You don't need a gun, just be a nicer person.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:29 PM (OaZlZ)

Plus carrying all that ammo and gun with you works the upper body.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X)

324 25 Great Danes would look like a heard of horses.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:31 PM (B1dzx)

325 I think Kamala should change her last name of Schmamala.

Kamala Schmamala has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:32 PM (OaZlZ)

326 Dang. If anybody ever asks why you need high capacity magazines
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What are we talking, 200 rounds or so for ARs? Kel-Tec makes a 50 round 5.7mm, so maybe 100 for pistols?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 13, 2024 09:32 PM (mIykB)

327 Why do you want it?
Because it's there.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:32 PM (QDStS)

328 I am not playing Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom when I'm out for a walk. I'm not sure how a 10 or 15 round barrage would work effectively against that many dogs.
Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:23 PM (aPa7n)

If you kill a few of them, the rest may run off, or start eating the wounded ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:33 PM (U0UC8)

329 Dang. If anybody ever asks why you need high capacity magazines
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I read them for the articles!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:33 PM (OaZlZ)

330 I can not think of anything one could tell me that i could care less about right now than Steny Hoyer having a stroke.

You could tell me that Scott Baio is still alive and hasn't had a stroke and I'd be like "no shit, really? That's cool."

You could tell me the exact length Steny Hoyer's right big toenail in millimeters and I'd be like, "huh, neat, i would have guessed more".

Literally anything is more interesting and pertinent to our existence than Steny Hoyer's rotten brainbag throwing in the towel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:34 PM (BAEGB)

331 Major Nidal Malik Hasan allegedly packed a FN Herstal Five-seveN tactical pistol, which according to federal law enforcement officials, was legally purchased from the "Guns Galore" shop in Killeen, Texas in Aug. 2009. The store's manager, David Cheadle, said that particular firearm can hold 20 rounds in a standard clip and take a ten round clip extension. Cheadle said with one clip and one round in the chamber, one could fire 31 rounds before reloading.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (gbOdA)

332 Literally anything is more interesting and pertinent to our existence than Steny Hoyer's rotten brainbag throwing in the towel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:34 PM (BAEGB)

I can't imagine why you would keep using Steny as a name once you could get a nickname.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (n7h9X)

333 Not being an expert on dog packs . . . What would the attack look like? Just a full-on charge? Would they split up and come from angles (channeling their inner wolf?)

Reason I ask - would you, as a lone target, even have a chance to get them off task?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (8AONa)

334 My teensy little P365XL has a 17 round in it, plus one in the chamber. And I lurv it. If I could buy a 21 round magazine I would do it in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (mIykB)

335 and hiphop

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (gbOdA)

336 Great Danes aren't common street dogs. A pack of them loose on the street or in the woods, unnoticed, unreported is a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (QDStS)

337 75
LA 405 freeway. All those drivers should go to the blockade, pick up the idiots and throw them off the freeway. Even better if it's an elevated road.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #03 at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

338 Well, right. They won't like it. Hiking stick. Pepper spray, and then .... time to break out the good stuff. Didn't say I liked it. Too many critters out there, and people who will "take them to the country" thinking they will live some sort of idyllic life chasing bunnies or something.

They pack up, and go feral. Deadly in some cases, as is well known. I don't really want to have to prove to myself that 6 or 12 rounds is enough against 25 hounds. That's BS.

Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (aPa7n)

339 I can't imagine why you would keep using Steny as a name once you could get a nickname.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (n7h9X)

He should have changed "Hoyer" to "Ographer". Might have fooled people into thinking he was useful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (U0UC8)

340 Why would anyone need 3 months worth of medication?

Why would anyone need more than a weeks worth of food in their house?

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (B1dzx)

341 I can't imagine why you would keep using Steny as a name once you could get a nickname.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (n7h9X)

"Hey, Shitbird is here! Everybody, look! Shitbird!"

"Please, just... just Steny is fine."

"Haaaaaaa, good old Shitbird!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (BAEGB)

342 LA 405 freeway. All those drivers should go to the blockade, pick up the idiots and throw them off the freeway. Even better if it's an elevated road.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #03 at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

They keep coming back. Better to put them in the trunks of sedans and drive them about 10 miles off and let them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (n7h9X)

343 Major Nidal Malik Hasan allegedly packed a FN Herstal Five-seveN tactical pistol, which according to federal law enforcement officials, was legally purchased from the "Guns Galore" shop in Killeen, Texas in Aug. 2009. The store's manager, David Cheadle, said that particular firearm can hold 20 rounds in a standard clip and take a ten round clip extension. Cheadle said with one clip and one round in the chamber, one could fire 31 rounds before reloading.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (gbOdA)
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You should *never* criticize another soldier's service!

Posted by: Grandma-Killer Walz at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (OaZlZ)

344 He should have changed "Hoyer" to "Ographer". Might have fooled people into thinking he was useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2024 09:38 PM (U0UC

I mean, his handwriting probably looks like Gregg notation, now. So, he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:39 PM (BAEGB)

345 can't imagine why you would keep using Steny as a name once you could get a nickname.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:35 PM (n7h9X)
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His given name was Asswipe.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:40 PM (OaZlZ)

346 Dogs do just like you think they would. One of them attacks, and then others circle behind you. Or come from the side, too. It's a game to them, sort of. You better have something. Some thing. A good hiking "stick" or cane, or a ski pole would be useful I suppose. But 25? Well this is just crazy.

Better have lots of extra rounds available for the burning times. Breaks my heart, I love dogs more than most people, but if they are feral packs and numerous that would be disastrous.

Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:40 PM (aPa7n)

347 Why would anyone need 3 months worth of medication?

Why would anyone need more than a weeks worth of food in their house?

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Ha. People will probably be figuring that one out in about six to eight months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Male feminists exist because women can't do the job themselves at August 13, 2024 09:40 PM (mIykB)

348 Steny Hoo-er.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:40 PM (OaZlZ)

349 Great Danes aren't common street dogs. A pack of them loose on the street or in the woods, unnoticed, unreported is a thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (QDStS)

All of them being Danes says a breeder dumping excess stocks in the wild. When they do that to kittens you don't have a human body count coming from it.

Otherwise it would have been a mix of dogs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (n7h9X)

350 Evening.

My fucking gaaad am I pissed.

So I got my colonoscopy Friday. I need to be home tomorrow night so I can spend Thursday taking all the stuff to...cleanse.

They send me a load delivering at HEB in San Antonio. At five in the evening. They take for-fucking-ever to unload.

I guess they can forget about me bringing a load back from SA. Once I'm done I'm heading home. I'm paying $1200 bucks for a couple of guys to stick things in my ass so I'm going to be there.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (NJDek)

351 A pack of Great Danes?

You'd want to be packn' something in .45 ACP.

It's Dog's Own Caliber.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (kQgoX)

352 PDT and Elon
1,000,000,000 impressions.

1 Summer Olympics NBC 12,021,000 -8%
2 Nightly News with Lester Holt NBC 7,712,000 +25%
3 World News Tonight with David Muir ABC 7,478,000 -1%

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (gbOdA)

353 I think bear spray would work on a pack of dogs.

No?

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:42 PM (B1dzx)

354 Didn't know they sell Great Danes by the pack.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)

355 I'm paying $1200 bucks for a couple of guys to stick things in my ass so I'm going to be there.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (NJDek)

Ok, ace. Seriously. You need a new masthead.

And this is just sitting there. Waiting for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:42 PM (BAEGB)

356 I think bear spray would work on a pack of dogs.

No?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2024 09:42 PM (B1dzx)
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Mainly against the trans-bears.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:43 PM (OaZlZ)

357 G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 09:43 PM (v6JzV)

358 337 75
LA 405 freeway. All those drivers should go to the blockade, pick up the idiots and throw them off the freeway. Even better if it's an elevated road.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #03 at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

If I could just get off of this LA Freeway

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024 09:43 PM (gbOdA)

359 Didn't know they sell Great Danes by the pack.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)

Yeah, except for the ones named "Lucy".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:43 PM (BAEGB)

360 Night, Bulg.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)

361 352 PDT and Elon
1,000,000,000 impressions.

1 Summer Olympics NBC 12,021,000 -8%
2 Nightly News with Lester Holt NBC 7,712,000 +25%
3 World News Tonight with David Muir ABC 7,478,000 -1%
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2024

Obviously a great big failure!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)

362 I'm paying $1200 bucks for a couple of guys to stick things in my ass so I'm going to be there.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (NJDek)

always best to hire professionals !

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 13, 2024 09:45 PM (V13WU)

363 Yes, Bear spray should work well, but it requires some training or familiarity with use probably, and maybe a little luck even so. Those small cans of Dog spray would quickly run out against 25 of anything, the Bear spray would last a little better.

Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:46 PM (aPa7n)

364 I'm paying $1200 bucks for a couple of guys to stick things in my ass so I'm going to be there.
Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2024 09:41 PM (NJDek)
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I dodged that bullet!

Posted by: Joaquin Phoenix at August 13, 2024 09:47 PM (OaZlZ)

365 111 102 There was only one panda on the Ark. He fapped the rest of the pandas into existence. He had a special dispensation from Noah.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 13, 2024 08:16 PM (v6JzV)
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LOL.
I still want to know how that Panda got to China from the ME.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #04 at August 13, 2024 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

366 As was noted here recently, you do NOT want to be the first person in a gunfight to run out of ammo.

Nobody has ever said: "I'm too wealthy."

Nobody who was not drowning or on fire has ever said "I am carrying too much ammo."

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 09:48 PM (nbhYK)

367 LOL.
I still want to know how that Panda got to China from the ME.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #04 at August 13, 2024 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

Slow Ark to China?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:49 PM (BAEGB)

368 MN seems to be taking their time to report the Ilhan Omar primary results.

Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2024 09:49 PM (Z/h4+)

369 Even if you get a dog square in the snoot and eyes with pepper spray, they are only out of the game for a few minutes. They will wipe it off on the grass or whatever, and start right back in. On you.

If you have to spray a critter like a Bear or a Dog (Or a Human for that matter) and they "go away" this does not mean you continue on like nothing happened. They come back, now they are pissed off. It is intended to provide a window of opportunity to Un-ass the area in one piece, climb a tree or something.

Posted by: Myriad Selection at August 13, 2024 09:50 PM (aPa7n)

370 Dangerous Danes? Erik the Red? Eyjolf the Foul?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at August 13, 2024 09:51 PM (XeU6L)

371 368 MN seems to be taking their time to report the Ilhan Omar primary results.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2024 09:49 PM (Z/h4+)

The laser printer must have broken down, so they're printing the ballots with a dot matrix.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 13, 2024 09:51 PM (gKWVE)

372 MN seems to be taking their time to report the Ilhan Omar primary results.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2024 09:49 PM (Z/h4+)

"Are we keeping her or not?"

"Mmmmmm....hmmmmm.... i don't know...."

"Sir, we need an answer, soon."

"Oh, hell, just go flush a roll of towels down the shitter or something and I'll let you know in the morning."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 09:52 PM (BAEGB)

373 Ha. People will probably be figuring that one out in about six to eight months.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I listened to Glenn Beck before he went crazy.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:52 PM (QDStS)

374 Toilet paper.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:52 PM (QDStS)

375 Robert - is it your truck, or the company's truck? Because if it's the company's truck, I'm pretty sure they don't want to deal with the aftermath of you drinking colonoscopy prep while on the way back from San Antonio. You could point that out to them...

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 09:52 PM (nbhYK)

376 375 Robert - is it your truck, or the company's truck? Because if it's the company's truck, I'm pretty sure they don't want to deal with the aftermath of you drinking colonoscopy prep while on the way back from San Antonio. You could point that out to them...
Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2024 09:52 PM (nbhYK)

He'll be bringing a big load all right . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at August 13, 2024 09:54 PM (gKWVE)

377
Nobody who was not drowning or on fire has ever said "I am carrying too much ammo."
Posted by: PabloD
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I told those new enlistees not to carry too much gold. Oh, well.
_H. Cortez

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 09:56 PM (QDStS)

378 LA 405 freeway. All those drivers should go to the blockade, pick up the idiots and throw them off the freeway. Even better if it's an elevated road.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ho trovato la sveglia #03 at August 13, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

Take them down the 10 until theyre just on the east side oif downtown and then let them go raise cane in that neighborhood

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2024 10:00 PM (VPuca)

379 it's not up yet

Posted by: Braenyard at August 13, 2024 10:00 PM (QDStS)

380 At Insty: Governor Neighborly Mind-Your-Own-Business Snitchline
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Tim Walz ordered the Minnesota national guard and local PD to shoot paintballs at residents who dared sit on their porches during Covid lockdowns.
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https://instapundit.com/666783

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 10:01 PM (OaZlZ)

381 it's not up yet
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rub faster

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 10:01 PM (i0CiB)

382 Tim Walz ordered the Minnesota national guard and local PD to shoot paintballs at residents who dared sit on their porches during Covid lockdowns.

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I'm really torn about this whole thing since it was antifa women who wanted the communists in power to shoot at them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 10:03 PM (mnOhf)

383 it's not up yet
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rub faster
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 13, 2024 10:01 PM (i0CiB)
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I was going to say: I don't need the play-by-play.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 10:03 PM (OaZlZ)

384 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Delta's DEI Chief Kyra Lynn Johnson:

"Looking into the ladies and gentlemen announcement to be gender inclusive"

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Geez! There's like 57 genders! Are we going to have to sit through all of that?!!! "Ladies and gentlemen, bisexuality, trisexuals, trannies, furries . . . The plane is going down! Brace yourselves!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

385 It could be.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (i0F8b)

386 Geez! There's like 57 genders! Are we going to have to sit through all of that?!!! "Ladies and gentlemen, bisexuality, trisexuals, trannies, furries . . . The plane is going down! Brace yourselves!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

".... hornswogglers, shitkickers, and Methodists. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 10:04 PM (BAEGB)

387 MHONT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

388 MN seems to be taking their time to report the Ilhan Omar primary results.
Posted by: EveR at August 13, 2024 09:49 PM (Z/h4+)

"Are we keeping her or not?"

"Mmmmmm....hmmmmm.... i don't know...."

"Sir, we need an answer, soon."

"Oh, hell, just go flush a roll of towels down the shitter or something and I'll let you know in the morning."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The check hasn't cleared?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (L/fGl)

389 "Looking into the ladies and gentlemen announcement to be gender inclusive"


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Normal people and fags?

Because that's all the entire LGBTQ+ thing is. It's homosexuals. It's all homosexuals. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (mnOhf)

390 Normal people and fags?

Because that's all the entire LGBTQ+ thing is. It's homosexuals. It's all homosexuals. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 10:05 PM (mnOhf)
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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Perverts!

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2024 10:07 PM (OaZlZ)

391 XX or XY, there is nothing else. Granted the rare few anamolies

Posted by: Ben Had at August 13, 2024 10:08 PM (nDGMq)

392 Obviously a great big failure!
Posted by: Piper

I did expect an Islamic terror attack so I guess we have to give them credit for preventing that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 13, 2024 10:08 PM (L/fGl)

393 How about we do away with the incessant gabbling on airplanes altogether? Seat belt sign on, seat belt sign off. If we crash you're just a meaty liability no matter what we tell you. Here's a cart full of shit, whaddya want? Ok, we're here, get the fuck of my plane.

Done and dusted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2024 10:10 PM (BAEGB)

394
Rudy Ray Moore Airlines

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women pursuing older men must desire incestous father fantasies at August 13, 2024 10:11 PM (mnOhf)

395 MEXICALE ROSE PHOTOGRAPHY

We specialize in little bambinos & bambinas in posies that you will like very much...contact your local Democrate field office for more information...

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Posted by: Nightwatch at August 13, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)

396 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2024 11:13 AM (5SpPk)

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