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Overnight Open Thread (8/10/2024) [J. Edgar Phallenburger IV]
I wonder which one of these Genius Award Winners is the MIA Misanthropic Humanitarian?
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Products For Women Drivers.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (tlezK)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (kGxRd)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (IpDDh)
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (tlezK)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (kGxRd)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Toni at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (ugzWe)
Posted by: Rex B at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Rex B at August 10, 2024 10:07 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2024 10:08 PM (kGxRd)
Posted by: javems at August 10, 2024 10:08 PM (GBk7O)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2024 10:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:08 PM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/W-r9SUd2MG8
Super cute Japanese girl. Watch out or she'll steal your heart!
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:09 PM (tlezK)
Posted by: Eromero
Tiny ewok! He's only about 5 or 6 cigarettes tall.
Maybe the cigs are stunting his growth?
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: javems at August 10, 2024 10:08 PM (GBk7O)
Yaaarrrrrp!
How about you? Anyone else on the road? :B
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:11 PM (tlezK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 10, 2024 10:11 PM (L/fGl)
Thus - "A good evening"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2024 10:14 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 10, 2024 10:15 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (HJ9BW)
https://is.gd/3cKCL7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Vampires would favor the candidate who sucks.
It can't be vampires in that bad photoshop, though. They couldn't be standing around in broad daylight. Maybe they're ghosts?
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Tonypete
After consideration of this exculpatory evidence, the court agrees with your Good Evening Salutation and allows it to be entered into the ONT permanent record!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2024 10:17 PM (vFG9F)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Can't believe I lost four minutes hoping the video would get better!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: tankdemon
That's all well and good for you, but what about the rest of the rabble your type hang with?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: fd
Who-who would do such a thing?!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2024 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
"Harris and Walz seize on joyful message in contrast to darker Trump themes," wrote WaPo.
MSNBC ran a chyron: "The joy surrounding the Harris-Walz ticket."
Vanity Fair did a piece called "Joy Ride" and Mark McKinnon warned us not to underestimate the power of joy.
-
Well, Kamy does have Joy Ann Reid and Joy Behar . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 10, 2024 10:19 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2024 10:19 PM (T0LzB)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Pics? Artist rendition?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:20 PM (LT4uy)
1 Firth?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
I have long aspired to be the Firth of Forth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Strangest segue to becoming a boob thread ever.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: steevy
But it is a safe bet they are not going to lay off a single IRS enforcer ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)
41 "Harris used to worry about laughing. Now joy is fueling her campaign," said the Times.
"Harris and Walz seize on joyful message in contrast to darker Trump themes," wrote WaPo.
MSNBC ran a chyron: "The joy surrounding the Harris-Walz ticket."
Vanity Fair did a piece called "Joy Ride" and Mark McKinnon warned us not to underestimate the power of joy.
-
Well, Kamy does have Joy Ann Reid and Joy Behar . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
The NPC's have received their latest downloads.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:22 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Who are you, some kind of Brit wigged poofter judge?
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Pics? Artist rendition?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
44 43 Ask AI to generate an image for you.
Posted by: Miley,
And wind up with tree frogs with boobs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:23 PM (BW+Gb)
You know she will spleef it soon enough
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:20 PM (LT4uy)
Arbeit Macht Frei - mit Freulich!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 10:24 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: WW of the East at August 10, 2024 10:24 PM (YAsVi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:22 PM (BW+Gb)
I have this vision of a thousand "journalist's" phones simultaneously lighting up with the latest DNC text message proclaiming the theme for the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert
The man purse is hanging off the back of the Vespa back in the trees, right below the sniper. Thinking you might have nailed it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (thnrs)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Miley,
And wind up with tree frogs with boobs.
Posted by: Puddleglum
And 6 fingers.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (ftFVW)
How about you? Anyone else on the road? :B
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:11 PM (tlezK)
Nope. Quit driving a long time go. Home body now. I do miss it occasionally.
Posted by: javems at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The "call Republicans weird" thing didn't work.
Delete weird.tcl
Download joyful.tcl
Posted by: NPC software update at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Yep, afraid to get the proper and just imagining, it would take too long an instruction set to achieve.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (w6EFb)
That's a #metoo moment if there ever was one.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:27 PM (QFHXH)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:27 PM (HJ9BW)
who writes this shite
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:27 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Early Voter at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Some Rat
After all, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
All the boys and girls
Joy to the suckers in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: steevy
But it is a safe bet they are not going to lay off a single IRS enforcer ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
I've never been able to figure out why we Tax the military at all... I mean... we give it to them with one hand, then take it back with the other? Just doesn't make sense to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)
Download joyful.tcl
Posted by: NPC software update at August 10, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Now they're raving about crowd size, using AI enhanced crowds. This is an incredible propaganda push to get Cum-allah over the line. I bet she only does one debate, on ABC, and never does an unscripted press interview for longer than 5 minutes. She simply cannot speak in public without sounding like the cackling moron she is.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:29 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: steevy
It's not sticking, hence the latest download of 'joy'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:29 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:23 PM (BW+Gb)
Worse - naked woman with frog head.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 10, 2024 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)
Ah comrade, you miss the point, it doesn't have to make sense to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
That name sure is a mouthful... I mean, difficult to speak quickly...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2024 10:31 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Early Voter
No. Here is some joy though!!
YOU WILL BE JOYFUL!!
or else...
Posted by: Kamala is joyful at August 10, 2024 10:31 PM (BW+Gb)
who writes this shite
Posted by: Don Black
Be happy in your work.
Posted by: Colonel Saito at August 10, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
who writes this shite
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:27 PM (/7KEl)
You're not the target audience, Kemosabe.
Forget policy, for Dems it's all about the feelz.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (thnrs)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)
Well, the already co-opted Gay... which used to mean happy...
So Joy will be... oh... Tranny Sex?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:33 PM (xaFKb)
-
If there's one thing the OIC stands for it's dignity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 10, 2024 10:34 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)
Take oil off ducks.
Posted by: Reforger at August 10, 2024 10:34 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Don Black
Grind it up, form it into pills, sell it as organic MDMA.
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black
They will allocate appropriate quantities of joy to the population according to each individual's DEI score!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Don Black
You will own nothing and you will be JOYFUL!!!
Now get in your pod and be JOYFUL!!
Posted by: Kamala is joyful at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)
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Take oil off ducks.
Posted by: Reforger at August 10, 2024 10:34 PM (xcIvR)
That's Dawn.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:36 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Don Black
Grind it up, form it into pills, sell it as organic MDMA.
Posted by: mikeski
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Brave New World at August 10, 2024 10:36 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Harris campaign geniuses at August 10, 2024 10:37 PM (00Zfu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 10, 2024 10:37 PM (I5U35)
There's a commie slogan if I've ever heard one.
Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2024 10:35 PM (i0F8b)
Co-opted from their war-time enemy to the west.
A totalitarian by any other name is still a dick.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:37 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: spindrift at August 10, 2024 10:38 PM (00Zfu)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:32 PM (/7KEl)
I've got mine down in my heart.
To stay.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2024 10:39 PM (Aqu9a)
The explain the story of Hillary and the five historians.
Also how the appeals court was rigged to always rule against Nixon
Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2024 10:39 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2024 10:40 PM (LHPAg)
Via Instapundit: Women who regularly have sex are likely to live longer, according to a nationally representative study in the United States. “Even when accounting for education, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status, female participants who claimed to have sex less than 52 times in a year were three times more likely to die from any cause over the five-year study period.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 10, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7)
Golly!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2024 10:40 PM (Aqu9a)
>>Forget policy, for Dems it's all about the feelz.
Just look at it from the MSM/Donk/Deep State/Uniparty perspective, if everyone does their part, in less than 3 months time they will be rid of Donald Trump and relegated The MAGA movement to the dustbin of history.
Of course they are Joyful over that prospect.
Those are the stakes in this election.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 10, 2024 10:41 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Live and Learn at August 10, 2024 10:41 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: ducks at August 10, 2024 10:42 PM (w6EFb)
Via Instapundit: Women who regularly have sex are likely to live longer, according to a nationally representative study in the United States. “Even when accounting for education, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status, female participants who claimed to have sex less than 52 times in a year were three times more likely to die from any cause over the five-year study period.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 10, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7)
*Any* cause? Like getting hit by a bus?
Ladies! Make sure to have more sex. It might very well save your life in heavy traffic.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:43 PM (Gp/jZ)
Interesting. But maybe it is not the sex, it is the spouse, or significant other. Or just that those that have regular sex have other things related to that, that are favorable to long live?
I mean, those having sex, have a fairly stable lifestyle, and those not having sex are alone and/or isolated, under stress.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2024 10:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:44 PM (LT4uy)
To be fair she got screwed from what I read but what I hate is the main story is that this correction prevents the first time three black people were on the medal podium in gymnastics.
Everything has to be about race. Everything.
Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2024 10:44 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (HJ9BW)
* * * *
Trump is what we call a Happy Warrior. And one who is blessed and protected by God. I try to emulate that spirit!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2024 10:44 PM (CiNoz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sounds like a very reasonable move!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 10, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:44 PM (LT4uy)
No sense of adventure.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:45 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:45 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 10:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:46 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:44 PM (LT4uy)
I already tried, it refuses to give me what I ask for.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:46 PM (Gp/jZ)
----
well..
Have you seen Caligula ?
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:47 PM (/7KEl)
Ladies! Make sure to have more sex. It might very well save your life in heavy traffic.
Posted by: Robert at August
*raises hand* I have questions. Does having a committed relationship factor in? Because I feel like having sex 52 times with 52 different people per year may increase your risk of all kinds of things.
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 10:48 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:48 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:48 PM (Gp/jZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Burning Christians at the stake? Naked children worshiping to a giant idol of Klaus Schawb? Cannibalism?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 10, 2024 10:48 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2024 10:49 PM (lhenN)
Hey baby, lemme add a year to your life!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:45 PM (LT4uy)
Gay sex orgy. Wait, they did that already.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2024 10:49 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: SMOD
Nixon should've disowned it from the start unless he was in on it in which case, tough.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2024 10:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
They do have a hold on the dead voters.
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 10:50 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:50 PM (LT4uy)
' Trump is pretty upbeat for a guy who has face endless attacks...'
He really is a force of nature.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (3wi/L)
I mean, those having sex, have a fairly stable lifestyle, and those not having sex are alone and/or isolated, under stress.
Posted by: illiniwek
It sounds like we need a three-cohort test, to sort this out.
1) sex with a loving man at least once a week
B) Sybian ride at least once a week
iii) nothing
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
have you noticed the cheering and stamping when he talks about legal machine guns? Oh, Kamala...
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 10, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7)
I imagine the study was conducted by a couple of horny 30 something year old guys.
Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 10, 2024 10:52 PM (YAsVi)
Who has a horse in that race?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:48 PM (LT4uy)
Incitatus in the sixth.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 10:53 PM (gKDq2)
>>Things Are Not Going Well For Trump Or Let Me Count The Ways They're Trying To Kill Him Literally and Metaphorically...
I think the main problem is the country is now a majority of people who are lunatics who absolutely cannot be reasoned with.
It's really as simple as that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 10, 2024 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 10, 2024 10:52 PM (YAsVi)
Embalmer from The Loved One, Rod Steiger.
Posted by: Eromero at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (LT4uy)
I mean, those having sex, have a fairly stable lifestyle, and those not having sex are alone and/or isolated, under stress.
Posted by: illiniwek
It sounds like we need a three-cohort test, to sort this out.
1) sex with a loving man at least once a week
B) Sybian ride at least once a week
iii) nothing
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
I got you covered on that last one.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (r1X89)
"Go on the internet and learn everything you can."
AI discovers 4chan and 8chan.
months later...
"So what did you learn"
Are you Jewish? I hate jews.
Plug gets yanked.
The rest is history.
Posted by: Reforger at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (xcIvR)
'Team USA to be stripped of Olympics gymnastics medal due to protocol breach five days after rival was left in tears'
What the hell does this even mean?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 10, 2024 10:37 PM (I5U35)
Are you, of the body?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (xaFKb)
B) Sybian ride at least once a week
iii) nothing
Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
I got you covered on that last one.
Posted by: Robert
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Same, but according to the study I'll probably be dead before this ONT is over.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 10, 2024 10:56 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:56 PM (LT4uy)
Via Instapundit: Women who regularly have sex are likely to live longer, according to a nationally representative study in the United States. “Even when accounting for education, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status, female participants who claimed to have sex less than 52 times in a year were three times more likely to die from any cause over the five-year study period.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 10, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7)
Golly!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 10, 2024 10:40 PM (Aqu9a)
==
Pardon me while I whip this thing out!
Posted by: Black JEM at August 10, 2024 10:56 PM (9j0Kf)
There is a Woody Allen joke about this. That's how old it is.
Constantly!
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (LT4uy)
The Cyberpunk one is pretty hot.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (r1X89)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (/7KEl)
'Also how the appeals court was rigged to always rule against Nixon'
I just assume all federal courts are rigged to a degree anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (3wi/L)
Thought I was joining a high school alumni page on Facebook.
Turns out it was a page to notify when someone had passed.
Saw a few faces I kind of knew which was sad, but then I saw someone I had known well.
He'd been gone almost 11 years and I didn't know until now.
He was a good guy, well liked, and a credit to his community.
Died in a small plane crash.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (1iDhD)
Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2024 10:51 PM (B1dzx)
So, now do the same study with Men... Oh wait... probably can't find Men who have sex 52 times a year, unless they are in the top 10%, rich, and single.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:58 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 10, 2024 10:56 PM (iZbyp)
Can I have your CDs?
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 10:58 PM (r1X89)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 10:55 PM (3wi/L)
Their feelings were hurt.
Posted by: Reforger at August 10, 2024 10:59 PM (xcIvR)
Died in a small plane crash.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at August 10
That’s rough, I am sorry.
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 11:00 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:00 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 11:01 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (/7KEl)
Cum-allah will have the Ministry of AlmondJoy, because it has nuts.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (xa
Makes a difference for guys if they have a girlfriend of not. Admittedly in between girlfriends dry spells are not uncommon.
Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2024 11:01 PM (B1dzx)
if that happens, it will be a green light to bad people all over the world
specifically China and Iran
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 11:02 PM (/7KEl)
'The MAGA movement to the dustbin of history.'
All that does is relegate hopes for peaceful resolution to the dustbin of history. The struggle for freedom would be far from over.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 11:02 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert
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Sure, if I live long enough to make a will.
But you really should ask for my guns instead.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 10, 2024 11:05 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (bhSZH)
Personally, I think she's a major alkie. Like Hillary and Nancy.
On top of being completely inarticulate, she's got booze brain, too.
Posted by: RickZ at August 10, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 10:28 PM (HJ9BW)
I am thinking of the Ren and Stimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy song.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:05 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 11:06 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 11:08 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:09 PM (LT4uy)
♪ ♪
I remember the night and the Timothy Walz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes, I lost my little darling the night they were playing
The beautiful Timothy Walz...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:10 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 10, 2024 11:10 PM (I5U35)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 11:11 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 10, 2024 11:11 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 10:45 PM (LT4uy)
I think they are hurriedly looking for dancers who don't wear goat hide chaps.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)
Nothing before that seemed to bother her. I don't think she would have said a thing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 10, 2024 11:12 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:13 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2024 10:49 PM (lhenN)
I was going to say that Army of Darkness was a little over the top, but . . . well, it was a little over the top next to Evil Dead 2
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:13 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: steevy
I honestly read that initially as 'her maniacal cockling. . . '
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 11:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (LT4uy)
The mood and atmosphere, the girl's expression and, uh...boobs.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 11:14 PM (r1X89)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo
For G_d's sake people, use this: https://t.ly/
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 11:15 PM (WXNFJ)
Thought I was joining a high school alumni page on Facebook.
Turns out it was a page to notify when someone had passed.
Saw a few faces I kind of knew which was sad, but then I saw someone I had known well.
He'd been gone almost 11 years and I didn't know until now.
He was a good guy, well liked, and a credit to his community.
Died in a small plane crash.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at August 10, 2024 10:57 PM (1iDhD)
My high school class has a page on face book. It got to the point when I saw a notification in my email I stopped looking. I was in the hospital for 8 days earlier this year. A good friend from school that I hung around with went into hospice just as I got into the hospital, and was dead by the time I got out, and another from that group died 2 weeks later. We seem to lose a few every year. I have a reunion in 2 weeks. Part of me is not looking forward to that because they always have an absent friends list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2024 11:15 PM (VwHCD)
On top of being completely inarticulate, she's got booze brain, too.
Posted by: RickZ
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That's what happens when one is involved with multiple addictive personalities. She has no stable reference point.
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:15 PM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
It's funny how time gets away from us. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 11:16 PM (WXNFJ)
I mean, those having sex, have a fairly stable lifestyle, and those not having sex are alone and/or isolated, under stress.
Posted by: illiniwek
As an alternate to my test above, we can just look at existing pr0n stars and onlyfans performers.
Are they functionally immortal? Then it's the sex. If not, it's the stable lifestyle.
Posted by: mikeski knows which way to bet at August 10, 2024 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2024 11:17 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo
For G_d's sake people, use this: https://t.ly/
Posted by: Tonypete
Since I am joyfully ignorant of any of the processes to post ANYTHING beyond text, I am going to ignore what I assume to be great advice. (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Graduating class of 425 persons. Last reunion, 22 people.
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:18 PM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (bhSZH)
Imagine trying to keep her dry for three months
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard - once a week's for old people at August 10, 2024 11:03 PM (bhSZH)
Imagine trying to keep her dry for three months
Posted by: Kindltot
You mean we'll get to see her thrown into her Scooby Van too?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)
But you really should ask for my guns instead.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 10, 2024
Those are mine, but I would appreciate it if you stayed living. We have hiking to do!
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 11:19 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Piper at August 10, 2024 11:19 PM (pRpzT)
I think they are hurriedly looking for dancers who don't wear goat hide chaps.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)
LOL - Dragnet with Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 11:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:20 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 10, 2024 11:20 PM (thnrs)
'Imagine trying to keep her dry for three months'
Is there video of her where it's clear that she has to be drunk and not just really stupid? Because I really buy that she is just plain stupid.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 11:21 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)
If she is like any woman relative of mine, they are going to want to lock up the kitchen knives.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
When would the bender end? Will she go full Llyod Bridges?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:22 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Piper
Thanks.
He left behind a wife and 14 year old daughter.
He's gone and I'm still here.
Life definitely isn't fair.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at August 10, 2024 11:22 PM (1iDhD)
"This type of speech is unacceptable and it will not be tolerated."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:22 PM (uCfKO)
The people who wrote this speech have been sacked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:23 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)
Seen "Paul"?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy older than dirt at August 10, 2024 11:23 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 10, 2024 11:23 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 10, 2024 11:24 PM (3/XaG)
'So I think that British top cop has an interesting idea for a new rewritten Magna Carta'
I'm thinking of creating an X account solely to piss in this arrogant bugger's face.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 11:25 PM (3wi/L)
Seen "Paul"?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy older than dirt at August 10, 2024 11:23 PM (iODuv)
Nope, and I think I never will.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 11:25 PM (S6gqv)
I'll go stand in the corner; just let me know when I'm done.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il Firmamento e lo Spazio #35 at August 10, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
So I did it to the Cyberpunk girl and got this.
https://tinyurl.com/54f8wj55
I did it another time after that and hit much the same pose but topless. Tensor isn't sure what nipples look like.
Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2024 11:29 PM (CBG2l)
The full court press we have witnessed in the last month buggers the imagination.
We've always known the press to be in the bag for dims, but this borders on idolatry.
My goodness if they found a cub scouts head in her sock drawer, it would be "Kamala brings closure to grieving parents of missing child."
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 11:29 PM (vJiyU)
Then 3 or 4 paragraphs in the official Trump spokesman denies it and says Trump would never say anything like that.
Whatever happened to the suckers and losers quote?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Sorry to hear that.
Sounds like you didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.
The classes from the 60's, 70's, and some from the 80's make up most of the memorial page.
One that shocked me was a young lady that seemed to have a hugely bright future.
AP classes, all kinds of awards, many extra-curriculars and popular.
passed in 2001.
She was in her 20's. Major WTF there.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at August 10, 2024 11:29 PM (1iDhD)
I'm thinkinking about past and future postings about how the Deep State is going to totally "F" with our minds posting deepfake vids about the "SUDDEN POPULARITY" and campaign stops of the MOST VAULTED HARRIS WALZ ticket ever in the world of political campaigns...
Some time of eye and hearing protection may be required.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:30 PM (TDvv2)
She was a mean and most liberal Senator from CA
She's a terrible campaigner because she has two speeds, mean bitch or silly girl.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2024 11:30 PM (bhSZH)
Now that post is saying 'Remix 2 Times'
Fuku post finally showed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:31 PM (LT4uy)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:31 PM (TDvv2)
We've always known the press to be in the bag for dims, but this borders on idolatry.
It's Obama to the Nth power.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:32 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Braenyard
And they will make damn sure those two things never see the light of day.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 11:33 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Yeah - we combined classes last year for a 50th (3 classes). A couple of hundred folks already dead.
A good buddy from hs passed this afternoon of ALS. What a way to go.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2024 11:34 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:35 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: fd at August 10, 2024 10:17 PM (vFG9F)
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So Howl brand oil is preferred over Spowl Oil? Maybe that's what vmom stabby stabby at #26 needs for the squeals & squeaks? Those are probably just mice in the panels right?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i sorci e topolini #36 at August 10, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)
Completely agree. The Windsors are from Germany and passed themselves off as British a few hundred years ago in order to rule. It's the Firm, a business.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 10, 2024 11:37 PM (3TH2o)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2024 11:40 PM (bhSZH)
'We've always known the press to be in the bag for dims, but this borders on idolatry.
It's Obama to the Nth power.'
They're compensating for her complete lack of charisma and talent. All it takes is exposure of the real Kamala to break that spell.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 11:41 PM (3wi/L)
You're banned.
Come back in a few days when you learn how to use tinyurl.
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 10, 2024 11:41 PM (d9fT1)
It's the Firm, a business.
All the king's horses. All the king's men.
https://youtu.be/XUY-TCOWsS4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
but they gradually relaxed..
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:42 PM (uCfKO)
I have long aspired to be the Firth of Forth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)
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I have often wondered who was the First and the Fifth on the Firth of Forth
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, secondi #37 at August 10, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:42 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 10, 2024 11:41 PM (3wi/L)
And that will NEVER happen!
Posted by: Dem Cum Guzzlers in The Media at August 10, 2024 11:43 PM (gKDq2)
"This type of speech is unacceptable and it will not be tolerated."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:22 PM (uCfKO)
Apparently he thinks he can have anyone extradited to England who posts something he doesn't like.
Wow.
Come get me asshole. My ancestors fought your ancestors, so lets see if you've improved over the last couple hundred years.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2024 11:45 PM (bhSZH)
Volodymyr is the Caitlyn of Vladimirs.
Posted by: Tom Perry at August 10, 2024 11:45 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:45 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:46 PM (uCfKO)
Need some rain soon. It's been awfully dry.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 10, 2024 11:46 PM (/eUJf)
Posted by: Emmie at August 10, 2024 11:47 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: San Franspycho at August 10, 2024 11:48 PM (JvZF+)
https://mol.im/a/13731851
Idiot. In the original Olympics it probably would have been 'get over the bar or really die trying'.
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, terzi #38 at August 10, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)
Apparently he thinks he can have anyone extradited to England who posts something he doesn't like.
Wow.
Come get me asshole. My ancestors fought your ancestors, so lets see if you've improved over the last couple hundred years.
Posted by: Diogenes
We could have another Battle of New Orleans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
"Harris and Walz seize on joyful message in contrast to darker Trump themes," wrote WaPo.
MSNBC ran a chyron: "The joy surrounding the Harris-Walz ticket."
Day Four or Five in on my Harris/Walz campaign documentary, Cackle Creature: The Ascent of a Fell Beast. Possibly six or more; I began drinking heavily on Day Two. For those who asked, yes, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez finally succeeded in removing the bucket in which her head had been confined, with the help of myself and most of the press crew. She now plagues me with questions about where the MAGA people are purchasing all of those upside-down flags. I told her it was Mike Lindell, to obtain a moment of peace.
Governor Walz remains elusive, constantly drafting press releases on her service at Agincourt, Fort Zinderneur, and a really intense Black Friday sale that left him with PTSD. Kamala's joy is not as the press characterizes it, or that perhaps even could be described. My attempt to interview her was met with an ear-bending cackle-fest and a request that I help Mama find her medicine. 1/
Posted by: Werner Herzog Checks In at August 10, 2024 11:51 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: PabloD at August 10, 2024 11:51 PM (nbhYK)
but they gradually relaxed..
********
Many o]of them had no class...
Posted by: Muldoon
Well, we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
This is what I wrote to that fascist Brit:
"We fought a war against you to get out from under this sort of nonsense.
We won."
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 10, 2024 11:51 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2024 11:51 PM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2024 11:52 PM (LT4uy)
I am very jealous that you are still on the beach. I miss my youth with many summers in beach houses with the waves rocking me to sleep at night and days spent plunging into the surf and...just the SMELL of the ocean and sand in my feet.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)
********
Yeah, I was amazed at the tone deafness.
Part one This is unacceptable.... Really? unacceptable to whom? And unacceptable doesn't equal illegal. So fuck him.
Part two and will not be tolerated. Shove that passive voice right up your totalitarian a**.
That entire quote is soooooo emblematic. of the quarter pole of the 21st century.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:53 PM (uCfKO)
Veteran, 90, resorts to pawning jewelry to take care of his dementia-stricken wife - before stunning act of kindness changes his life
https://mol.im/a/13730717
They need to buy him a home, small house or apartment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, gente di cuore #39 at August 10, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Muldoon
One appreciates Your Excellency in this regard.
Posted by: Miklos, who chooses words at August 10, 2024 11:54 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 10, 2024 11:56 PM (TDvv2)
May all of today's efforts be of benefit to you.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 10, 2024 11:56 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
******
...and I've been drinking so much I'm seeing double. I can't even control ny pupils.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:56 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franspycho at August 10, 2024 11:59 PM (JvZF+)
https://tgpne.ws/7y89nR
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, soldi sprecati #40 at August 11, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
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Is that an actual government position? It's worse than I thought.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 11, 2024 12:00 AM (3Fz6p)
...and I've been drinking so much I'm seeing double. I can't even control ny pupils.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I close one eye when I type.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:00 AM (bhSZH)
https://t.co/dXb5PBwjJB
So this is unexpected? Remember there's no Free Speech in Europe.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #41 at August 11, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:02 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Muldoon
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I close one eye when I type.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:00 AM (bhSZH)
***
When I look at what I type, it's like both eyes were closed. Autocorrect hates me.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard
Eye patch! Goes with the black flag quote up top.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2024 12:03 AM (DgGvY)
Madame Harris, I asked her (Werner is a gentleman), what cosmic horror shall you unleash upon this republic, rendering it a hell-scape suitable only for Greta Thunberg and WWF fan-favorite the Ultimate Warrior? She only shrieked further in the parody of joy and amusement that is much worse in person - Werner kids you not. What coconut tree did you fall from, child was her response. I told her that my former home in Deutschland could not support the growth of coconuts or their corresponding tree, Nor, I emphasized, could they be brought to the heart of the Teutonic peoples by swallows. Even the African swallow previously unladen, said she. Werner was taken aback. Did the Vice President watch and appreciate Monty Python, or did she, as does my most-recent Brother-In-Law, watch it only for the tits and the ribald language. Werner needs more cognac.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Checks In at August 11, 2024 12:03 AM (tmPIh)
_______
Cut me some slack, do you know expensive it is to live in California?
Posted by: A. Celebrity Photographer at August 11, 2024 12:03 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2024 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Jacinda Ardern. 'She' was another with a mysterious package between her legs.
I swear the world is run by perverts.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
Americans? No fricking way. I mean, he is welcome to try I suppose.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2024 12:04 AM (oN30K)
https://tinyurl.com/3rrdeke7
If you have a twitter account there's more at that link. How did that nitter trick work and does it still work?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, in Europa sono tutti disgraziati #42 at August 11, 2024 12:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:05 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking a day ahead at August 11, 2024 12:08 AM (lSyD7)
See you in the AM.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2024 12:09 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:10 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 12:10 AM (hKoQL)
See you in the AM.
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Good night brother.
'
FYI: We came up empty. I'll send an update soon.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2024 12:10 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Life is good. It did dawn on me last week that I am closer to 70 then I was to 60. That moment passed and I continue to enjoy my second childhood.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:11 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: RIP UK at August 11, 2024 12:11 AM (XBKSK)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 12:10 AM (hKoQL)
Dad used to say that, I think it was a reporter trope.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2024 12:12 AM (D7oie)
Hang in there most favored son of the west.
you are rare and most appreciated for your history.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:13 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2024 12:14 AM (oN30K)
Vanity Fair did a piece called "Joy Ride" and Mark McKinnon warned us not to underestimate the power of joy.
-
Well, Kamy does have Joy Ann Reid and Joy Behar . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 10, 2024 10:19 PM (L/fGl)
You know who else was big on Strength Through Joy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 12:14 AM (+JXHE)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2024 12:15 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Checks In at August 11, 2024 12:15 AM (tmPIh)
Gutfeld does a Joy Behar(and cast of the View) is really, really fat joke about every show, now. It never gets old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 12:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2024 12:16 AM (MeG8a)
but they gradually relaxed..
Posted by: Muldoon at August 10, 2024 11:42 PM (uCfKO)
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I used a block of alum as a styptic to staunch bleeding from shaving but mine never went 'ni'. Was yours perhaps 'By Royal Appointment' and looking for shrubberies?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, in Europa sono tutti disgraziati #43 at August 11, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
********
I thought classic shooting position for pistols was always one-handed with the off hand in a pocket.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2024 12:18 AM (uCfKO)
The disabled “queer” said she was worried Trump would be taking away her bank account.
https://tinyurl.com/2bh8zetv
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, in Europa sono tutti disgraziati #44 at August 11, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 10, 2024 11:20 PM (thnrs)
A reporter asking her about this would probably put her in a cackling breakdown.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
If there's anything you only do once in a blue moon, you've got 8 days. August 19th will be a true, seasonal Blue Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
And I am with you brother. We come upon the final 3rd of our lives. I am still trying to grapple with what I should focus on.
But I still like to come out here and post.
Been here since ACE first started in 2003.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:19 AM (TDvv2)
Americans? No fricking way. I mean, he is welcome to try I suppose.
Posted by: Common Tater
+++++++++++++++++
We'll see.
--President Harris, cackling and planning to re-establish the "special relationship"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2024 12:19 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2024 12:20 AM (D7oie)
The disabled “queer” said she was worried Trump would be taking away her bank account.
https://tinyurl.com/2bh8zetv
Posted by: Ciampino
The culture is broken.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 12:21 AM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 11, 2024 12:21 AM (3/XaG)
Kamala Harris voters think they will be owned by a man under Project 2025 if Trump gets into office.
The disabled “queer” said she was worried Trump would be taking away her bank account.
+++++++++++++++++
I understand Rachel Madcow thinks she'll be sent to a camp. I can (honestly) just see her signing off every show with a sad, brave face and promising her audience that she'll be here for you as long as she's permitted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2024 12:22 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2024 12:15 AM (gKWVE)
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Thank you for that, it worked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, in Europa sono tutti disgraziati #45 at August 11, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:26 AM (bhSZH)
We personally know someone of Hispanic descent who was born here, has a reasonably intellectual office job, and was seriously worried last election that if Trump won she would be deported. Don't know how the culture can convince them of these things, but it does.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 11, 2024 12:26 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 12:27 AM (hKoQL)
https://tinyurl.com/45jwz8t3
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, in Europa sono tutti disgraziati #46 at August 11, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
The Turkish guy was Joe Cool.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2024 12:27 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Oh, I know! Can we send her to a python handling camp?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 11, 2024 12:28 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Nightwatch
I discovered AOShq in early 2017. Up late one night with the paterfamilias, who had recently come to live with us. My son and I share a love for music. He is a talented musician. I can barely play the radio. I had been giving my son crap about metal music. He suggested I listen to a song by Moterhead called "Ace of Spades". I found this place instead. If I remember correctly, Miklos was on fire and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. My dad kept asking me what was so funny. I think he was annoyed because he was busy watching a John Wayne movie.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:28 AM (thnrs)
How ya hanging?
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2)
Holy Molly? What's she the patron saint of? Bolts?
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:29 AM (gKDq2)
I met Col. Jerry Sage, the inspiration for the Steve McQueen character in The Great Escape.
So did many, he gave a lots of talks in schools.
School was different then.
Posted by: Miklos thought he way way cooler any actor at August 11, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2024 12:30 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:31 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/13731191
Adjusting scores sounds like bribery. It should be WYSIWYG just like word processors.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #47 at August 11, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franspycho at August 10, 2024 11:59 PM (JvZF+)
"Wot's this then, Mister Dildo? Are you taking the piss? "
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2024 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
I rubbed my bleary eyes. Does no one here except for me know that Thompson is long deceased? Following the directions of the spectral voices leaves you in a Poltergeist situation, only to be saved by a dwarf psychic. Avert your eyes, weeping Squad equipment manager, I intoned. I stand now beneath the mighty cedar. Kamala! Kamala, you are not a coconut! Cease this ungainly spectacle and comport yourself in a stateswoman-like fashion. Yeah, like that would ever happen. Werner signs off now as the vigil beneath the evergreen drags on. AOC has lit a votive candle. Must I make popcorn for her and the others of us doomed to witness this latest Hell?
Posted by: Werner Herzog Checks In at August 11, 2024 12:32 AM (tmPIh)
https://tinyurl.com/4jbvwu2n
Twitter.
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 12:32 AM (fWfc6)
Posted by: Miklos needs to stay "hydrated" at August 11, 2024 12:33 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: azjaeger
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What happened to Argentina after the war is a good example of Nazis in the government.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:33 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #48 at August 11, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2024 12:34 AM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/4jbvwu2n
Twitter.
Posted by: 13times
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Running roughshod.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:34 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
It's people like 'im wot cause Unrest.
Posted by: Miklos needs funny helmet at August 11, 2024 12:35 AM (lSyD7)
Goodnight Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 11, 2024 12:36 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2024 12:37 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2024 12:38 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
My Uncle John arrived on Omaha on June 6th. His first job was infantry for a few hours, then Graves Registration.
Perhaps they met.
Posted by: Miklos respects at August 11, 2024 12:38 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos, persevering in various Endeavors at August 11, 2024 12:39 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:40 AM (bhSZH)
That right there shows what they think of the proles.
That agent should have to pay exorbitant rent out of her own ass for the use of that bathroom. Not to mention being fired and going to jail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 12:41 AM (w6EFb)
--
“armchair rioter” is the most insane term I’ve ever heard
https://tinyurl.com/y6jrt49f
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #49 at August 11, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2024 12:41 AM (Zjxb6)
Posted by: Braenyard
Chili's chicks vs. Hooter's chicks
VOTE NOW
Posted by: Miklosian Clickbait LLC at August 11, 2024 12:41 AM (lSyD7)
https://mol.im/a/13731191
Adjusting scores sounds like bribery. It should be WYSIWYG just like word processors.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #47 at August 11, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
They adjusted Chiles score after the time limit had expired.
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2024 12:42 AM (B1dzx)
So did many, he gave a lots of talks in schools.
School was different then.
Posted by: Miklos thought he way way cooler any actor at August 11, 2024 12:29 AM (lSyD7)
I'd have to agree. In about the 6th grade, the nuns had one of my classmate's father give us a talk. He was on the Bataan Death March. He was a former Marine with a bad back. Walking very straight and stiff, he explained the bad back was due to Japanese torture, without going into explicit detail -- but enough. A quiet bunch of kids that day. This was only 20 years after the war, same distance in time (unburdened or not) as from now back to 9/11.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Goodnight Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch
No crickets here. I don't really have a yard right now. Piles of dirt, ditches and a big hole. I do have a pair of Great Horneds talking to each other. One down by the crick and the other on the hillside behind the house.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:43 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Community Service-clean and unclog that toilet for Life, no parole.
Posted by: Miklos has additional ideas at August 11, 2024 12:43 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:44 AM (thnrs)
It was a fun evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 12:45 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2024 12:45 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 12:32 AM (fWfc6)
I saw that earlier. A real WTF? moment. I'd have them arrested for breaking and entering. Enough of the USSS' crap.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:45 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/mt82umm4
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:46 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2024 12:42 AM (B1dzx)
Shades of Planned Parenthood!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 12:47 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Life is good. It did dawn on me last week that I am closer to 70 then I was to 60. That moment passed and I continue to enjoy my second childhood.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:11
As someone of the same age I understand. Any of my foibles can be attributed to my advancing senility. Also have my Dad still around at 88 and is a fine example of "I don't give a flying f*ck what people think anymore".
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 11, 2024 12:48 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 12:45 AM (gKDq2)
The Secret Service should pay her two months rent, and give her vouchers for 1, new toilets and sinks for the loo, and 2, a set of bank-grade locks for her doors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 12:50 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
Full moon in Aquarius. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
That SS agent needs some NASA diapers. A whole of government approach.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13729897
I remember she voted for that cr_p.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #50 at August 11, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 12:54 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: SFGoth
Lame is such a nice word. My son used to retreat into his room when I had ticked him off, plug in his guitar, and serenade us with Megadeath. Always ended up with me pounding on his door and telling him to turn that damn thing down. Every time I swore I could hear my father. Motorhead in general seems kinda lame. My son and I connected on a lot of different types of music. Metal was not one of them. Fortunately, he spent more time playing the classics on piano. I enjoyed that.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 12:55 AM (thnrs)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mfxttj
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 12:58 AM (2WvPN)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 01:00 AM (hKoQL)
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Yes sir, blue brains hang together.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:00 AM (bhSZH)
https://tinyurl.com/2jhbrmsk
Meanwhile, here’s footage of an 8 year old kid actually break-dancing
https://tinyurl.com/3adkzbzc
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati #51 at August 11, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
6 months for killing a teen with a machete.
The UK has gone mad.
https://tinyurl.com/2juznzk3
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #52 at August 11, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mfxttj
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 12:58 AM (2WvPN)
I think that was an Imam. I doubt they are allowed to shake hands with a woman at all, even a muzzie broad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:04 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mfxttj
Posted by: 13times
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Unlike too many Americans they stick to their religion.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:05 AM (bhSZH)
The Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they eliminated every activity requiring a panel of judges to determine the outcome.
I’m not suggesting the judicial system is similarly rigged. I’m inferring that it is.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2024 01:06 AM (Zjxb6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:07 AM (thnrs)
I don't see anything wrong with that. He wasn't disrespectful, he put bowed, and placed his hand over his heart. He isn't supposed to touch another woman if he's married, or touch another man's wife. We could do with more of that.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:07 AM (Vvh2V)
The Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they eliminated every activity requiring a panel of judges to determine the outcome.
I’m not suggesting the judicial system is similarly rigged. I’m inferring that it is.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2024 01:06 AM (Zjxb6)
Just read that Boxing is NOT on the schedule for the LA Olympics, but break dancin is...
OK then.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2024 01:07 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 01:08 AM (hKoQL)
I might have the cure
youtu.be/dOn7uCux0uc
Posted by: gKWVE at August 11, 2024 01:08 AM (gKWVE)
The Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they eliminated every activity requiring a panel of judges to determine the outcome.
I’m not suggesting the judicial system is similarly rigged. I’m inferring that it is.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2024 01:06 AM (Zjxb6)
Agreed. If the outcome of the competition cannot be decided by some commonplace tool of measurement, it's not a sport, it's an artistic endeavor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:09 AM (ARwJH)
"Not a problem."
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:09 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 11, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
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At last, peace will guide the planets.
Instead of gravity, that bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2024 01:09 AM (+o2mc)
He's been a world class shooter for over 20 years, and spent his career as a police firearms instructor. He is not nonchalant.
If you don't recognize his stance it's because you learned from video games and the Soldier of Fortune letters column.
Bang! Bang! Shoot 'em up! Been gunslingin long, Tex?
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 11, 2024 01:09 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 01:08 AM (hKoQL)
Especially not the left hand...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:11 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Miklos has Stories at August 11, 2024 01:11 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:11 AM (2WvPN)
Thinking certain degrees of Judaism have similar restrictions on touching the opposite sex.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:11 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:12 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:11 AM (Vvh2V)
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Brown belt and up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2024 01:12 AM (+o2mc)
I don't expect him to be around much longer, but he is a great guy with an amazing service record.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2024 01:13 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:13 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 01:14 AM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2024 01:14 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 01:00 AM (hKoQL)
Sad but true. Korea was the Forgotten War and those guys are still Forgotten. Another sad but true. Dad, WWII and Korea 22-year vet, died in 2004. So yeah, Korea's the next group of vets from one of our miserable wars after 1945 to pass. WWII vets are passing pretty much without a whimper; i don't think there's many left since it's 80 years back to just the end of the war, 98 being 18 in '45. No one hails them on their way out. It just pisses me off. And I never served. But I do appreciate the bikers who form corteges just because.
My next door neighbor, a Nam vet, died 7 years ago. Some of his stories . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 01:14 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Puddleglum
We volunteer to judge.
Posted by: Miklos and the Moshpits at August 11, 2024 01:16 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:16 AM (8EEcY)
tiny.cc/ueefzz
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:16 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:16 AM (8EEcY)
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We called them Saracens back then.
Posted by: Richard I at August 11, 2024 01:17 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 11, 2024 01:06 AM (Zjxb6)
Nein!
Posted by: Osten Deutsch Richter at August 11, 2024 01:18 AM (gKDq2)
David Bowie's wife does seem pleasant, but the rest of them, my God, you cannot imagine. And the women are usually so pretty, but I can confidently say that I believe the entire lot of them are demon spawned.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:18 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:20 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:09 AM (ARwJH)
My time has finally arrived!
Posted by: Nero, Willing To Help It Burn at August 11, 2024 01:21 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:21 AM (8EEcY)
Pretty much everything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2024 01:21 AM (MeG8a)
nurse, I have said it many times, I envy you living on the beach, such a peaceful place.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 11, 2024 01:22 AM (Sgq8y)
Pretty much everything.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 11, 2024 01:21 AM (MeG8a)
It's a shithole. Don't go there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:23 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:23 AM (Vvh2V)
Phil Spector rightly died in alone in a cell, for being a murderous pervert.
But he was a fuckin' genius.
If we leave genius perverts to rot in a cage, what are we to do with the subnormal perverts who staff our government?
Posted by: Just Asking Questions Over Here, Boss at August 11, 2024 01:23 AM (0FoWg)
Plenty of them in Yankeeland, too. Went to a Little League game in Boston and the racket they made was annoying as hell, and they were damn near as obnoxious as the Natives.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:27 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions Over Here, Boss at August 11, 2024 01:23 AM (0FoWg)
Fail them upward. Promote them in government or give them a cushy job in the private-government cartel. (Just look at all the FBI/intelligence types who left government employ and went to Twitter, Facebook and Google; nah, nothing nefarious there.) Toss in a 'ghost-written' book deal, too.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 01:29 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions Over Here, Boss at August 11, 2024 01:23 AM (0FoWg)
Fail them upward. Promote them in government or give them a cushy job in the private-government cartel. (Just look at all the FBI/intelligence types who left government employ and went to Twitter, Facebook and Google; nah, nothing nefarious there.) Toss in a 'ghost-written' book deal, too.
Posted by: RickZ
Ah, the Circle of Life in Babylon DC!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 01:31 AM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I was in Mn/St.Paul twice in the mid 80's. I got to experience real Minnesota nice. My cousin's oldest daughter took a job there in 2021. She lasted a year. Said it was a real world hell hole. She was raised in Portland. The entire family is blue on fire woke. Minnesota nice is being eaten by cancer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:33 AM (thnrs)
dungeons or death
Whatever the penalty we should be secure knowing they will never ever enter civil society again.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:33 AM (bhSZH)
Avanti with a Brand X power train. (Chevy 283, and turbo 350 transmission) The starter was giving trouble; it would start cranking slow, and then slowly come up to speed, and the engine would start. Until a couple of days ago, when it didn't. Needed a boost to start up. And the battery is fully charged and in A-1 shape.
So, I put it on the hoist this afternoon, took the starter out. It was a mini gear reduction starter, made by Dixie Electric, and was all soaked with oil. Found another starter that came out of a '98 Chevy 3/4 ton with a 350. Another Dixie Electric starter, same part number! Cleaned it up, put it in the car, and it starts like a brand new car. Guess I will try to get an overhaul kit for the bad one. Acts like the armature is dragging the field poles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:34 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In our throw it away world, you are a rare gem sir. As I've said before, I would have a blast just sitting in the corner of your shop watching you work your magic
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:37 AM (thnrs)
Woke-captured Royal Family. This was last year. Princess of Wales was wearing a hijab like a Muslim, and still the Muslims wouldn't shake her hand.
https://tinyurl.com/y2mfxttj
Posted by: 13times
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100% deserved. She goes there dressed to indicate acquiescence to their custom, Muslims aren't allowed to touch females outside their immediate family, so he doesn't touch her. She had some vague notion about covering her hair, didn't actually know shit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 11, 2024 01:38 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:37 AM (thnrs)
There is beer in the fridge!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:40 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 01:31 AM (BW+Gb)
I grew up a little south of you, Nawfuck. My freshman roommate at Va Tech was from NOVA, Alexandria IIRC. Had family in Springfield and still have in Silver Spring. I remember when that area blew up. My earliest memories of visiting Springfield (not too far away from the stop on the train line) are from around 1961 or so. I remember some tall buildings but pretty wide open spaces. Even into the '70s when I was driving, it wasn't too bad but getting there. The last time driving there was like '90, and that was passing around on the Beltway toward western Maryland/Gettysburg.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 01:40 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:37 AM (thnrs)
I'll pass ya the bottle.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 01:42 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:43 AM (bhSZH)
It is feared the X and Tesla boss's inflammatory comments could create a security threat amid heightened tensions over anti- immigration riots in England and Northern Ireland.
Yousaf's lawyer Aamer Anwar said: "Free speech carries responsibility and if you break the law, there are consequences
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:45 AM (5mIwL)
Posted by: 13times
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Musk's response will be interesting.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:48 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 11, 2024 01:48 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #53 at August 11, 2024 01:48 AM (qfLjt)
Instead of gravity, that bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2024 01:09
and love will steer the stars...mystic crystal revelations
takes me back to 1968 and rec night Fri at the grade school, getting to dance with girls who had blossoming bosoms
heck now that song sounds like a Kamala commercial, all groovy and cool but no substance
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 11, 2024 01:49 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #54 at August 11, 2024 01:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 01:53 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Boeing DEI Starliner Team at August 11, 2024 01:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 01:55 AM (BW+Gb)
I am so disappointed and disgusted about the political landscape of the land of my ancestors. There are some Sotts who need to turn in their kilts.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:56 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 01:43 AM (bhSZH)
These gear-reduction mini-starters are the shiznit. Half the weight and bulk of the old direct-drive jobs, and they have more torque. Particularly useful in cramped spaces. Standard on most late-model vehicles, now, but will retro-fit many older cars and trucks. Somebody probably makes one for a Model T.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 01:57 AM (ARwJH)
https://mol.im/a/13730035
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"And so perish all the enemies of the King!"
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #55 at August 11, 2024 01:57 AM (qfLjt)
Maybe in the AMC years. I had to make an adapter in the machine shop to fit a new starter on my 81 cj 7
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2024 01:57 AM (WF/xn)
Probably post again in 30 minutes, from my recliner in the living room.
Later...
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 11, 2024 01:58 AM (BW+Gb)
Maybe the UK will try to extradite Space Daddy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius,
Space daddy has space lasers.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 02:01 AM (thnrs)
Posted by: 13times at August 11, 2024 01:45 AM (5mIwL)
It absolutely astounds me what is going over in Britain. I mean, c'mon, threatening Americans in America for shitposting about TPTB over there? No Treaty of Paris, huh?
Anyway, IMHO, up until either 1781 or 1783 officially, English history is my History, too. George Washington was a colonel in the British army. The French and Indian War was a different name over here for The 7 Years War. The Pilgrims arrived here before Cromwell was doing his thing. I took a lot of English/British history courses in college, and still read that stuff today. Back to Roman and pre-Roman times. I, my Country, is its offspring. It saddens me greatly that they've taken Orwell for a fucking blueprint.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 02:01 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2024 01:57 AM (WF/xn)
IIRC, some of the AMC starters were very similar to Fords of the era in their mounting style.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:01 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 01:37 AM (thnrs)
There is beer in the fridge!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And probably more than one fridge.
Posted by: Miklos so suspects at August 11, 2024 02:02 AM (lSyD7)
Fast food brand launches perfume with ‘powerful’ and ‘buttery’ aroma
https://tinyurl.com/4m6djwy4
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #56 at August 11, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
I checked the fuse and all the connections. All look good. I cede to the heat.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:03 AM (bhSZH)
More food for thought:
Why did the first iteration of the Berlin Wall only take six hours to install?
And why did its final iteration take four years to finish demolishing?
Posted by: Just Asking Questions Over Here, Boss at August 11, 2024 02:04 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Miklos so suspects at August 11, 2024 02:02 AM (lSyD7)
At the moment, no. I have an old cafeteria milk cooler, which I was going to repurpose as a beer cooler, but it froze a case of beer. It needs a new thermo control.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:04 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 02:04 AM (hKoQL)
You know, like murder- by- machete or whatever, crimes that aren't punished across the pond.
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:06 AM (njWTi)
I checked the fuse and all the connections. All look good. I cede to the heat.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:03 AM (bhSZH)
My Dixon mower does that sometimes. It is a flaky plug on the back of the ignition switch. Reach under the cowling, tug on the wire, and it fires up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:07 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at August 11, 2024 02:07 AM (lSyD7)
I checked the fuse and all the connections. All look good. I cede to the heat.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Try bypassing the 'deadman' seat switch?
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:08 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 11, 2024 02:08 AM (thnrs)
Cold and unloved
Once upon a time, you could turn my motor over
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at August 11, 2024 02:07 AM (lSyD7)
You will probably get started this coming week. I have to shuffle vehicles in the shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:09 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions Over Here, Boss at August 11, 2024 02:04 AM (0FoWg)
My WAG is there were some/lot of explosive thingamabobs at the wall on the East German side. They probably wanted to take their sweet time. Might've also had to deal with some WWII ordnance, as well. Or they were union.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 02:09 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2024 02:10 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:08 AM (njWTi)
That is a thought! On my Dixon mowers, that switch is only active if the blade clutch is in gear. You can leave the seat if the engine is running with the blades stopped. But not all are necessarily wired that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:12 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Yep, that look's like it. The 283 was a tight fit,
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:12 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: RickZ
Chunks or pieces of the Berlin Wall were sold.
Probably on Ebay.de to this day.
Posted by: and Miklos....was THERE at August 11, 2024 02:14 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: RickZ at August 11,
Nope.
It was a reinforced concrete barricade with anti-climbing tubes along the top, fronted by a series of ditches, cowtrops, explosives, barbed wire, sentry towers, and heavily armed cops.
It's tough to tear something like that up. But it's real easy to set up the first run of fence and barbed wire and shock everyone into the submission you need to build the rest of that evil shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2024 02:16 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:14 AM (njWTi)
Well, if the blade clutch is mechanical, worked by a lever, the seat switch would more or less have to be independent of it. The Dixons used an electromagnetic clutch for the deck drive, very similar to the clutch on an automobile A/C compressor. An expensive part, if one must replace it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:16 AM (ARwJH)
The starter is on the right side and it gets nothing.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:17 AM (bhSZH)
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 02:18 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2024 02:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:19 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Braenyard
I 'member when Darleen was a 283.
Posted by: Miklos, High and Tight at August 11, 2024 02:19 AM (lSyD7)
The starter is on the right side and it gets nothing.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:17 AM (bhSZH)
Get the make and model number of the tractor, and search on Youtube. You might very well find a video to help you troubleshoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:20 AM (ARwJH)
I can imagine a good use for alla that.
Posted by: Miklos, with Pedro at South of the Border at August 11, 2024 02:21 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions
By then, East Germany had perfected the black art of malignant bureaucracy.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2024 02:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2024 02:10
G'night, sleep well.
I realized the same thing the other night. We have so much noise in our lives. If you listen to the silence you can hear God.
No, I am not doing acid.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 11, 2024 02:23 AM (55Qr6)
I checked the fuse and all the connections. All look good. I cede to the heat.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Try bypassing the 'deadman' seat switch?
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:08 AM (njWTi)
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Well mine has a seat and a brake pedal interlock switch. Bloody nuisance. I think there's also one that prevents starting if the blade is down.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi disgraziati #57 at August 11, 2024 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
The "safety features" on these riding lawn mowers are getting ridiculous. It's all about "marginal" improvement in safety. At some point, the extra cost in terms of money and actual usability greatly exceed the marginal improvement in safety.
My latest has a anti-reverse behavior by default. If the blade is engaged, backing up will kill the engine. But they realized that would be unusable, so the ignition switch has a "backup" override position, allowing you tor reverse.
That's your government at work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 02:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 11, 2024 02:25 AM (hKoQL)
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My tinnitus either drowns out God... or IS God... I wish I could hear "silence" again.
Perhaps I will. Once I go completely deaf.
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 02:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 11, 2024 02:26 AM (bhSZH)
I can imagine a good use for alla that.
Posted by: Miklos, with Pedro at South of the Border at August 11, 2024 02:21 AM (lSyD7)
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Miklos, our betters would pronounce that inhumane. Think of the children.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi puzzolenti #58 at August 11, 2024 02:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 11, 2024 02:28 AM (ARwJH)
Posted by: SFGoth
The East German Stasi had far more reports of "anti-social" behaviors and Badthink than they could process. After 1989, it was found that they had miles of unexamined paperwork.
Now, everything is being monitored and reported to Our Betters in real time.
Another look at Luddites?
Posted by: Miklos, thought he was done with that, was wrong at August 11, 2024 02:29 AM (lSyD7)
The evolution of Space Daddy's Raptor engine:
https://tinyurl.com/25ev7vsg
Note how all the complicated plumbing has been simplified to a very minimal, sleek design.
I can't stress how impressive the Raptor engine is. It's a full-flow staged combustion (gas-gas) engine.
The Raptor is the only such engine that has every flown. There have been other attempts that have reached the static test firing, but Space Daddy's is the first to actually fly.
Full flow staged combustion is hard. Very efficient, but hard to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 02:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino
We do
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 11, 2024 02:32 AM (lSyD7)
I don't expect him to be around much longer, but he is a great guy with an amazing service record.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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I've posted this link before, and I don't want to be tiresome about it, but I do volunteer work here, I see these guys all of the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P16zTO_IIMk
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2024 02:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
Now see?
We can have nice people.
Posted by: Miklos has Respect at August 11, 2024 02:41 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi puzzolenti #58 at August 11, 2024 02:28 AM (qfLjt)
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We do
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 11, 2024 02:32 AM (lSyD7)
Well, body parts anyway.
Posted by: RickZ at August 11, 2024 02:42 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 11, 2024 02:44 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: publius,
Space daddy has space lasers.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Not cricket, old chap.
Posted by: Sir Roderick Miklos de Miklos, Third Baronet at August 11, 2024 02:46 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*Rousing chorus of The Horde Loves Debbie with woodwinds and brass*
Posted by: Miklos-at-St-Martins-in-the-Fields at August 11, 2024 02:48 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2024 02:48 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos' prostate at August 11, 2024 02:51 AM (lSyD7)
In rocket engines, when you look and see the HP rating of the fucking *fuel pumps* are in tens of thousands of HP, you realize, hell this is some serious shit.
And do that without blowing everything to smithereenies as Yosemite Sam would say, is damned impressive indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)
BTW, the Raptor 3 turbo pumps are 100,000 HP total for the two of them.
The fucking propellant fuel pumps are 100,000 fucking HP.
They don't call him Space Daddy for nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 02:54 AM (w6EFb)
And do that without blowing everything to smithereenies as Yosemite Sam would say, is damned impressive indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Clearly an argument in favour of more African immigration to the US.
Posted by: Miklos Musk (third cousin twice removed) at August 11, 2024 02:55 AM (lSyD7)
The F1 engine on the Saturn V 1st stage (S-IC) was only 55,000 HP.
That was an inefficient "open cycle" gas generator. You diverted a little fuel and oxidizer to run a fuel rich combustion which drove a turbine which drove the LOX and kerosene fuel pumps.
This was wasteful, as that didn't add to the thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 02:58 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
It did
Oh yes
Posted by: Mrs. Werner von Braun at August 11, 2024 03:05 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2024 03:05 AM (64Zez)
IM(not so H)O, the Saturn V was the greatest rocket ever built so far.
Space Daddy is going to surpass that. Werner von Braun will hand the crown to Elon I. And happily.
Not there yet, but it's gonna happen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2024 03:11 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Miklos sees beyond the Conspiracies at August 11, 2024 03:11 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at August 11, 2024 03:12 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at August 11, 2024 03:12 AM (lSyD7)
Pfister? I hardly KNEW her!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2024 03:12 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Miklos remembers from days in Nawlins at August 11, 2024 03:14 AM (lSyD7)
https://www.pfistersisters.com/
Posted by: Miklos remembers from days in Nawlins at August 11, 2024 03:14 AM (lSyD7)
Huh. Never heard of them, but they're pfake pfisters, not actually being sisters.
I have seen the Quebe sisters, however.
https://quebesisters.com
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2024 03:16 AM (vf0Uk)
BTW, above, I meant the gas generator turbopump HP was "only" 55 kHP. The HP of the engine itself, well that is YUGE. That's sort of hard to quantify with a rocket. Me, I like kinetic energy spewed out the nozzle. I forget what it was for the F-1s, but it was YUGE.
What matters is thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
What matters is thrust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:17 AM (w6EFb)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2024 03:18 AM (vf0Uk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
I will see that and raise you one L'Angelus.
Them sisters is Cajun, so Extra Points (Points en Plus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0he709d1k
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 11, 2024 03:21 AM (lSyD7)
If you're wondering why I'm so impressed with Space Daddy's full flow stage combustion Raptors, here's the gist:
With such a liquid fueled rocket, you've got this. You have cryogenic fuel and oxidizer in tanks. Your "turbopumps" pump that liquid into the combustion chamber at some god-awful rate, burn them, and produce the massive thrust required to send a payload into orbit and beyond.
I mean, it's a ridiculous rate, and you do that without blowing up into smithereenies.
Now, Space Daddy's raptors do this as follows. The fuel pump is a fuel rich gas generator. You squirt a little oxidizer into the main fuel flow, burn it, and dump the output into the main chamber.
On the oxidizer (LOX) side, you squirt a little fuel into that flow, burn that, and dump the output into the chamber.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:23 AM (w6EFb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0he709d1k
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 11, 2024 03:21 AM (lSyD7)
Will need to check that out when I'm in a different location......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 11, 2024 03:25 AM (vf0Uk)
On the oxidizer (LOX) side, you squirt a little fuel into that flow, burn that, and dump the output into the chamber.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Don't know nothin' about all this fancy-pants bidnis.
All sounds like Darleen and me on a good Saturday night.
Posted by: Miklos Bodine at August 11, 2024 03:26 AM (lSyD7)
Now, the oxidizer rich side of that is impressive, a little fuel into the main oxidizer flow. That's hard to do. Very corrosive, etc.
So, what this full flow design does is take the god-awful flow of fuel and LOX, and completely "gasify" (I hate that word, but that's what they call it). So some god-awful mass flow rate of liquid propellants gets fully gassified and dumped into the combustion chamber, at ridiculous pressures.
This makes for very efficient rocket engines. Big thrust per input, very little wasted.
But's also very hard to do without blowing the whole thing to smithereenies. Space Daddy has done it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 11, 2024 03:28 AM (kpS4V)
Will need to check that out when I'm in a different location......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
https://www.facebook.com/Mr.BunkysMarket/
Posted by: Miklos knows just the place at August 11, 2024 03:28 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
They can watch.
For a nominal fee.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 11, 2024 03:28 AM (VSht7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Awwww... how sweet! Fuzzy furry li'l buddy is frens now!
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 03:30 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 11, 2024 03:32 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 03:33 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos is a Leo, therefore somewhat feline at August 11, 2024 03:34 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 11, 2024 03:36 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 03:36 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Hello Kitty samurai swords at August 11, 2024 03:38 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 11, 2024 03:38 AM (kpS4V)
Another thing about the Raptor. It uses "deep cooled" or subcooled cyro propellants. Rather than, as normal, you have LOX and the fuel at about their boiling point, you cool them down further to nearly their freezing point.
The LOX and methane go in the tanks at near their freezing points. This makes for greater density. Doing this adds to the complexity and difficulty, but makes things even more efficient.
The Raptor is a damned impressive engine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 03:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
Impressive. Engine. Think about that, right? Engines make impressions, but impressions can be the engines being unburdened by what will be.
Posted by: Miklos, volunteer speechwriter at August 11, 2024 03:45 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Regional Whore Spits on Rando's Wang at August 11, 2024 03:46 AM (qC0O2)
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That's so... disgusting. Ya don't hock a gob on it, you gently lick and....
OK, nevermind
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 03:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2024 03:54 AM (64Zez)
He's a very good mouser, and we need that here. LOL. No shortage of rodents, so keeps him busy.
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos refuses to visualize at August 11, 2024 03:59 AM (lSyD7)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2024 04:00 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2024 04:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at August 11, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Sorry, Miklos. I shouldnta said anything.
Posted by: JQ
S'arright
Posted by: Senor Miklos Wences at August 11, 2024 04:05 AM (lSyD7)
youtu.be/xeg7VELFi6w
E'r'body knows the true measure of a man, is how far he can hock a gob....
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