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Sad! Axios is Laying Off 50 "Journalists"
Katie Robertson
@katie_robertson NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei
just sent out this note -- which says the layoffs are because of "changes in the media business"
You know that despicably stupid "Why It Matters" style of "reportage" they do? They even do that in their pinkslips:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (8TWHf)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (64Zez)
oh shit bro, they even used that stupid "why it matters" thing in their announcement
that's cold, brah
It's like Axios is taunting their own employees as they lay them off.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Holy shit...I was going there myself, but you are on it at number 2!
Posted by: Oedipus at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Z6vKV)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Popcorn at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: AXIOS at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (UWgy2)
She's freakin' stupid.
Posted by: lizabth at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Jfw7U)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Oedipus at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Z6vKV)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: you're fired at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC 1h
Why are you sitting like that
JD Vance @JDVance Aug 2
I think it's pretty weird for adults to sterilize little kids by giving them hormone therapy. I know Kamala Harris disagrees with me on this and considers it to be totally "normal."
Aug 6, 2024 · 8:12 PM UTC
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h Replying to @AOC
Balls.
I would tell you to ask your boyfriend but he probably doesn't have any
Catturd ™ @catturd2 12m Replying to @AOC
This you ?
[AOC manspreading]
The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes 31m Replying to @AOC
Why is he sitting like that
[AOC boyfriend sitting faggy crosslegged]
https://tinyurl.com/wjx282er
More replies and the photos at the link.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (i0CiB)
Notice how Axios isn't blaming GASLIGHTING for their failure.
Yeah, people are sick of the fucking 24/7 gaslighting.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Jerry Ate His Popcorn Too Late at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (DBZuM)
Why it matters: It's a good start.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (wBaIH)
Man the Trump people move fast
They just dropped a blistering ad that exposes Tim Walz for:
-putting tampons in boys bathrooms
-allowing minor children to have their genitals permanently mutilated
-putting men in women’s sports
This guy is FAR left
https://tinyurl.com/4chp8cdj
44 seconds
BTW, #TamponTim #1 search trend on X twitter!
We would also accept Timmy Tampons.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (/jMds)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: AXIOS
Better yet, learn to tattoo to deal with all the illegals you want to come into the country.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (VNX3d)
Josh Shapiro Annoyed He Got This 'Death To Israel' Neck Tattoo For Nothing
buff.ly/3YBILdg
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Jerry Ate His Popcorn Too Late at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (DBZuM)
Several of us had the same thought. Horde mind!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (toj3d)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (IyPmt)
But...but...his neck tattoo! He COMMITTED!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (w6EFb)
Walleye is speaking on the CBC now. They are covering the entire damn speech.
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (vsXBg)
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 7h
BACKFIRE! Team Trump already up with SAVAGE Ad against ‘weird’ Tim Waltz. Holy smokes. This will stick.
Good luck selling this psychotic lunatic to parents and suburban moms.
Kiss 2024 goodbye
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I’m hearing the fake news praise Walz for coming up with “weird.”
The Harris-Walz team finally has an accomplishment!
Today is an extra entertaining day.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (Iw5Ml)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (flxR3)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (IUrvR)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (Z8Yh2)
---
at Onlyfans.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (krQz2)
WHY IT MATTTERS. It really doesn't.
WHY YOU SHOULD CARE. Cuz you're fired and it would be embarrassing if you keep showing up here.
WHAT TO DO NEXT. Learn to code.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (Is/pc)
please don't start
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (i24o9)
"We're losing money so fast we don't have time to personally hug you and say goodbye. instead, we're sending you this stupid email to inform you that your services are no longer required and that you are hereby terminated. Good luck finding a job in these difficult times."
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (PiwSw)
I wish I was only 230 pounds. I'd be a lean, mean humping machine.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (lX8VI)
*golf clap*
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (DPcba)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)
Sean Davis @seanmdav 5h
Here’s what we know about Harris’s running mate so far, and it’s none even noon yet on announcement day.
Tim Walz:
☑️ Let BLM rioters burn his state down
☑️ Forced schools to put tampons in boys bathrooms
☑️ Wants to give ladders to illegals to climb the border wall
☑️ Abandoned his military unit
☑️ Gave driver’s licenses to illegals
☑️ Claimed socialism was “neighborly”
☑️ Tried to get out of a DUI by lying to cops and claiming he was deaf
☑️ Set up a COVID snitch line to narc on non-maskers
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (i0CiB)
Anyway...
Posted by: Most people at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (/jMds)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (tT6L1)
WHY IT MATTTERS. It really doesn't.
WHY YOU SHOULD CARE. Cuz you're fired and it would be embarrassing if you keep showing up here.
WHAT TO DO NEXT. Learn to code.
Posted by: LASue
*************
Nice!
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (63Dwl)
They use it to raise prices far beyond the increased cost to manufacture the product caused by the true inflation. When confronted they use the excuse that it’s anticipatory increases of coming higher inflation. And the biggest insult is the shrinkflation in addition to increasing the price.
I think this also includes layoffs.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 06, 2024 06:35 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:35 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:35 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (0xBMm)
---
Here, I have a knife. Do you want to be respected?
Why is it you people can't make the *simplest* of distinctions?! I mean what is fucking wrong with your heads?!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 06, 2024 06:35 PM (nLFEI)
Axios is merely a symptom of the disease.
Stupid people stare all day at goblins on Tik Tok to find out what to think.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: lizabth at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (Jfw7U)
Posted by: Freddy Axios at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM
I found out I lost my truck driving job when I went to get a haircut at the Coast Guard Academy barbershop on Saturday.
I took my personal days to go deer hunting from my job as a truck driver for a printing company when we lived in CT. The company went bankrupt and closed the doors on Friday while I was deer hunting in the woods. Came home and went to bed. Got up Saturday and went to get my haircut at the Academy barbershop like I did every month.
Walked in and the barber shop and they asked if I had seen the paper with the story of the printing company going out of business yesterday I said nope let me see that paper. Sure enough I was out of a job and I had no idea that was going to happen. I didn't even get a free haircut out of it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (dIske)
Close up: You'll have to update your resume. Again.
What they're saying: You really should have gotten that accounting degree like you dad advised.
What happens next: Guess you'll have more time to "work on that novel" you keep talking about, huh, Shakespeare?
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: not that there's anything weird about that at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: sound awake at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (g7ym/)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)
---
All I know is that I got a strange memo ordering 25% less pimp hats on the Sunday Morning Book Thread.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Rock-hurling Antifa shitgoons with telltale Girlthrow Disorder at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (Uc8km)
Posted by: Halfhand
Lays, Fritos, or Doritos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (n3DL0)
Not being able to tell the difference between "respect" and invasive cosmetic surgery.
Nah--that's just fucking stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (krQz2)
Doug Emhoff
@DouglasEmhoff
Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card.
https://is.gd/ZMYc7X
-
So now you can get Let Them Eat Cake and First Gentleman Coffee!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (L/fGl)
This is "fALtEriNg" ???
Posted by: deadrody at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (HGAPS)
We would also accept Timmy Tampons.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (i0CiB)
TimmyTampons just rolls off the tongue. Nice.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: Miklos, confidently predicting at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (g+eW1)
Posted by: Just the punchline at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (dg+HA)
Q what do you call 50 axios reporters getting axed
A a good start but not quite good enough now is it
Posted by: sound awake at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (g7ym/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (63Dwl)
©AP
A Tennessee Republican was searched by the FBI late last week, according to local reports.
Uh, since when does the FBI investigate campaign finance... that is the sole province of the Fed Elections Commision... NOTE, though, the raided a REPUBLICAN, what a... surprise?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (Cus5s)
Why it Matters: Because it's awesome
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd
They'll get a shellacking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 06:37 PM (63Dwl)
---
But they're not necessarily finished.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (krQz2)
I don't watch a lot of Marvel movies, so don't quote me on this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (Ad8y9)
Just straight white Christian/Jewish men.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)
Still paying off the Nanny
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (Uc8km)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: D. Emhoff at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (PiwSw)
Fuckananny is now a coffee flavor?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (V91bQ)
I hope it is not like that civet coffee, where the animal eats the beans and shits them out.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (mgsIF)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,, at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: fd
They'll get a shellacking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Some of them probably already use Sherwin-Williams every morning to look better.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (VNX3d)
For a smaller outfit like Axios, I think, yes. I mean, it's a semi-big deal when CNN chops a couple hundred.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah, give me a cup of Fuck The Help coffee, please!
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (ZtJCM)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (PCK5/)
What's Happening: You're getting fired.
What's Next: Security will escort you out.
Why it Matters: It doesn't. Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (lX8VI)
>>Uh, since when does the FBI investigate campaign finance.
When there is a criminal referral, but that only happens when you get crosswise with the people running the show.
Remember, one of the people that agitated for the IRS to crackdown and investigate Tea Party Groups was John McCain.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (g+eW1)
Posted by: Mister Scott
That's cold.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (ZHVrD)
I wonder how big the audience is.
Lol....Trump drove our economy into the ground!
Violent crime was up under Trump!
You know, America's first female President will really give you warm fuzzies when you can't pay for food or gas...
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
****
"Undocumented Americans?" I think not.
And while your definition of compassion apparently includes forever and horrifically mutilating, scarring and ruining a child's life for a fleeting fad, mine doesn't.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (mgsIF)
My Wife Is A Cunt coffee flavor?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (mgsIF)
#### >>
>>####
Posted by: COLOSUS at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Glenn John at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (nvKZ7)
Posted by: Axios 4 Kidz at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (lSyD7)
….
WOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (DBZuM)
We would also accept Timmy Tampons.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (i0CiB)
; )
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (64Zez)
That’s mega weirdness right there.
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (CslJz)
Oh my. We're getting the bush league players today.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one
.......
I'd just tag it as Junk and keep showing up.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (mgsIF)
He believes in bodily autonomy. derp
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (LkLld)
Why it matters: You'll get an earlier start at your Only Fans account if you act now.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (816mu)
Posted by: IYKWIM at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:39 PM (cwKYF)
Yeah it's like I've long said. They claim "you" own the kid right up until it is born. Then from that moment on, they own it.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (cwKYF)
Have a heart. Xhe just got laid off from Axios.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (aD39U)
Yeah, give me a cup of Fuck The Help coffee, please!
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (V91bQ)
Ugh. This coffee tastes like mifepristone.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (xPl2J)
fkn lol.
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (fV+MH)
They know their audience.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (i24o9)
I’m watching a pundit on CNN say the choice of Walz for VP running mate will help with the white male voter demographic.
lol. No.
Whatever the reason for, it was the first big decision for Harris and it looks like a huge mistake.
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
Watching the anti-white media pundits trying to act excited about Walz is my guilty pleasure for today.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (i0CiB)
How did it work out with Emhof?
Emhof sounds like a concentration camp commandant.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZtJCM)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Milton Waddams at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: LASue at
You know it's former Axios writers.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (mgsIF)
Posted by: Miklos thought This was Known at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (lSyD7)
Should be fun.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (Uc8km)
Posted by: Kramer at August 06, 2024 06:44 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (dg+HA)
Bader-Meinhof>Biden-Emhoff
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (NMT5x)
*********
Stop being whores if you don’t want kids
murdering babies is not healthcare
It’s not rocket science
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (DBZuM)
I wonder how big the audience is.
Lol....Trump drove our economy into the ground!
Violent crime was up under Trump!
You know, America's first female President will really give you warm fuzzies when you can't pay for food or gas...
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
MN is right up there snug with Canada, which makes Minnesotans like Canadians, except for the arson, the guns, and the general tomfoolery.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Ugh. This coffee tastes like mifepristone.
Posted by: gKWVE
Damn, bro, that came from left field!
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (+H2BX)
Man the Trump people move fast
They just dropped a blistering ad that exposes Tim Walz for:
-putting tampons in boys bathrooms
-allowing minor children to have their genitals permanently mutilated
-putting men in women’s sports
This guy is FAR left
https://tinyurl.com/4chp8cdj
44 seconds
BTW, #TamponTim #1 search trend on X twitter!
We would also accept Timmy Tampons.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (i0CiB)
Why, it's almost like they *prepared* by making a list of potential opposing candidates and then came up with ideas to for ads against people appearing on that list.
Almost...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (fV+MH)
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There's something in there about milestones . . .
Luke 17:2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)
One can hope.
Posted by: Milton Waddams at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (FnneF)
Another IP jumping troll. Same league as Timmy Tampon.
Where did this "weird" shit come from? They all off the sudden starting parroting that in lock step. Someone had to think that was some killer attack line.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (w6EFb)
I don't think y'all understand something here. Half the country is fine with all of this.
If not a full half, enough to make the cheat fairly easy.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (tyioe)
Posted by: Mister Scott
That's cold.
Posted by: rickb223
Definitely got shorted.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (toj3d)
Almost...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (FnneF)
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Being prepared is NOT fair!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (816mu)
Pigeons
Alligators
Trolls
Posted by: Miklos thought This was Known
......
also: Penguins
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (w6EFb)
Behold the herd of independent thinkers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (aD39U)
Bless your heart, weirdo.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (flxR3)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (DBZuM)
Someone told me Walz is, in fact, well spoken. If he turns out to be so, I'm going to call him Kamala's Mansplainer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (pgtWZ)
This guy, the one Kamala just chose to run with. Maybe because of it.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (tyioe)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (ZHVrD)
How in the world could anyone do that? Rape gangs? Is that what the illegals are for?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)
This would make for a wonderful Milton Waddams bit, but he's already been mentioned. So I hesitate to continue...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Axiosklos at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)
murdering babies is not healthcare
It’s not rocket science
—
Nope, not a weird thing to say at all.
I wonder why 80% of women vote Democrat. 🤔
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (20Z7y)
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Only about normal things, not cutting their nuts off because they have a fantasy they can be another "gender"/sex.
Again... *simple* distinctions. *simple*.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (816mu)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (+H2BX)
I think dumb fuck kamala cackled it out and they seized abd pounced on it.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Axios Mgmt at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (dg+HA)
Let us not forget that the 16WHATEVER stupid NY Times 'project' was debunked, not by the greybeards at National Review, et al. but by the World Socialists. Because that's how s.t.u.p.i.d. it actually was.
But, why wasn't that NRO, et al.?
Partisan media does a better job than the disgusting, mendacious, corporatist MSM.
Posted by: jocon307 at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (EuROc)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (/UtnQ)
Harris hemorrhaging support from key demographics.
===
lol, walz WHO ?? y'all imagined him! just like y'all imagined Kama's crappy record
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (V13WU)
Harris hemorrhaging support from key demographics.
Can Tampon Tim stop the bleeding?
Posted by: Axiosklos at August 06, 2024 06:48 PM (lSyD7)
------------
Okay, that made me laugh. I'm a sick sick man.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1)
****************
Hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahah
*breathes*
Hahahahahhahahahaahhahahahhahah
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Burgess Meredith at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (HJ9BW)
I couldn't listen to Timmy Tampon. My mother had Greta on Newsmax on, and they played him speaking. Mute button quick.
He reminds of some shitty fuck of a character around here my father couldn't stand years and years ago. Can't exactly remember the name.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (w6EFb)
Now I know what kind of stuff the kids are watching in lieu of getting info from Axios, MSM, and print media, I have to say....the kids are all right.
Their parents OTOH continue to be brainwashed.
Sad.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Axios Mgmt at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (/jMds)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (L/fGl)
I wonder if PDT will pick up on that.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (UeHMw)
Posted by: look whats not at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (nakGR)
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
I'm surprised the govt hasn't crapped out a few billion for them to tide them over for a few years. These are the Dems foot soldiers...
And that's what Trudeau did....
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (JGGiW)
Harris hemorrhaging support from key demographics.
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Weirdo says what? Every poll in the past 2 weeks has seen a surge of support for Kamala. You people live in an alternate reality as your god king would say.
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (20Z7y)
I wonder if PDT will pick up on that.
Posted by: m
......
I'm pretty sure Don Jr. is an occasional lurker.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
I wonder why 80% of women vote Democrat. 🤔
It's not 80%. 80% of childless cat ladies who haven't gotten laid in 30 years aren't "all women"
And yes, birth control works for those getting laid.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (U8kCF)
===
learn to weld
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (V13WU)
The world needs ditch-diggers, too.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (i24o9)
dug emhoff's new coffee will be available in the #MeToo flavor
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (816mu)
Pigeons
Alligators
Trolls
Posted by: Miklos thought This was Known
......
also: Penguins
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
also: Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (5nQel)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (A2E7p)
Posted by: lizabth at August 06, 2024 06:54 PM (Jfw7U)
Fortune 500 company in an Admin slot.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:54 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 06, 2024 06:52 PM (i24o9)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EXCAVATOR OPERATORS MAKE PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 06, 2024 06:54 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 06:54 PM (5MvGY)
Are there really participants sleeping outside?
Follow up question; Does anyone think LA of all places will be an improvement next time? (That's assuming the games aren't suspended because of WWII.)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (RRRM+)
He reminds of some shitty fuck of a character around here my father couldn't stand years and years ago. Can't exactly remember the name.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:50 PM (w6EFb)
We must not mock the deaf.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (IDmxB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (pgtWZ)
I'll give him a listen, but if he's spouting Kamala Krap then ick.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (64Zez)
*********
Stop being whores if you don’t want kids
murdering babies is not healthcare
It’s not rocket science
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:45 PM (DBZuM)
"It's not the nuclear rocket brain surgery" -- Manolo the shoe guy (am I the only one who remembers him?)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (5nQel)
LOL you are on fire dear
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (TCkyS)
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:51 PM (JGGiW)
Don't know. They are good in salads, because they are mild.
I happened upon White Onions and Pablano peppers in making street tacos for a low cholesterol diet, after nearly never using either my whole life (used sweet onions, jalapenos, anaheims, instead).
Holy hell. I am in love with both.
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (RRRM+)
III.
But who's counting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (BAEGB)
Greek salad. Mandatory.
Posted by: But this ain't the cooking thread at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
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I'd walk a mile for a Camel.
Posted by: Old Ad Campaign at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (816mu)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (NOtns)
Brent Baker
@BrentHBaker
“Jimmy Carter called American society a beautiful mosaic of all kinds of people. You take a look at this ticket, this does this pretty well” – @BeschlossDC on NBC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (L/fGl)
Greek salad. Mandatory.
Posted by: But this ain't the cooking thread at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (dg+HA)
---
Barbeque Chicken pizza.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (816mu)
Posted by: logprof
There will be a lot of unscheduled events.
Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (ZHVrD)
They match the carrots.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (AJ3PX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
It's really not.
Posted by: Ahnold S. Class President at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (bqDim)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (HJ9BW)
I misread that as "cockstar."
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (w6EFb)
For whom David French is all-in, it seems. I wager he is not unfamiliar with the taste of baby batter.
Posted by: Starting their Trans the World Tour at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (q1Zxb)
Chicago dogs.
Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (816mu)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (AJ3PX)
Use them to make pickled onions. So delicious on any kind of Mexican dish. Super easy to make.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (TCkyS)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 06:55 PM (RRRM+)
III.
But who's counting.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Maybe we'll find out if Einstein was right, that WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (816mu)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM
--
Not Moneyball, not Billy Beane. Billy Bean was the MLB head of DEI.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (Uc8km)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
It's really not.
Posted by: Ahnold S. Class President at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (bqDim)
Usually just a short stroll down the hall past the kitchen....
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (IDmxB)
Harris even admitted in her giggling, babbling speech that she is the underdog.
The polls in the midwest are back to where they were with Biden. The enthusiasm for Harris is manufactured. She's no more popular tonight than she was 3 weeks ago and that is not popular at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (HJ9BW)
��
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (aD39U)
1 lb 85/15 Chuck, salt and pepper
1 can Chili Beans Hy-Vee
A dollop of Sriracha sauce and Horseradish. Fantastique!!!
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (JGGiW)
Greek salad. Mandatory.
Posted by: But this ain't the cooking thread at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (dg+HA)
---
Barbeque Chicken pizza.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (816mu)
yum
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: dagny
Help them when you can, but you can't solve the problem.
"The poor you will always have with you." -- Matthew 26:11
.....which was in reference to enjoying a luxury item instead of selling it for the benefit of the poor.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: steevy at August 06
They're the Oprah and Dr. Phil of politics for the wine moms....
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 06, 2024 06:49 PM (/UtnQ)
/Looks shifty eyed...
I... uh... hear... it's a whole category on Pronhub...
Posted by: COLOSUS at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (xaFKb)
DAAAAAS AAAAIIIIIT!
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (q1Zxb)
What about six? Is six good for you?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: steevy at August 06
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If Kamala passes gas loudly on national TV, the Demedia will hype it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (816mu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Old Ad Campaign at August 06, 2024 06:56 PM (816mu)
Pfff. I've walked 10.
Posted by: Achnad, Tentmaker, Camel Enthusiast at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (bqDim)
WHAT?!!!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (w6EFb)
*looks for Garrett Morris*
Huh. Might be using the can.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (Ad8y9)
I was watching an old Batman episode on MeTV the other day and I asked my kid if she recognized who was playing the Penguin. She said "Mickey?" Haha good girl!
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
It's really not.
Posted by: Ahnold S. Class President at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (bqDim)
Usually just a short stroll down the hall past the kitchen....
Posted by: LASue
The hard part is fooling the wife.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (RRRM+)
The kitty is named Commander Star Sprinkles, or perhaos Comrade Shiny Britches. He is to be the target of the merchandizing. An appealing feline will, I believe, bring Werner more profit than the Aguirre, The Wrath of God play set, or the Zek action figure.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (816mu)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:00 PM (816mu)
Smells of coconut and Jamaican rum
Posted by: CNN - Nonpartisan news you can trust at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (q1Zxb)
Timmy-Timmy Tampon
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (RRRM+)
That song practically writes itself!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (IDmxB)
Y'know I was windy too?
- Adolph
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (AJ3PX)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Unless you're SNL at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (dg+HA)
The D ticket could be whoopi fucking goldberg and harvery weinstein and the Fake News and their Internet Goblins would be saying it is the bestest ticket ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 06, 2024 06:58 PM (TCkyS)
This has NOTHING to do with Maga or "weird." Please stay on script.
Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (q177U)
The last time the WaPo laid off staff, one of those affected was the son-in-law of someone I go to church with. Wonder if he ever found another position.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Axeman
Perhaps they'll exclaim loudly that we need fart capture devices to use as fuel.
There is an engine design that runs on urine. Maybe the fired Axios workers can make some money providing fuel, since they're used to creating crap.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (xJEPL)
Honest work?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (816mu)
I do a quick bullshit pickled red onion when I make that. Little vinegar, salt, sugar, microwave until it's pretty warm but not boiling. Thin mandolin sliced red onions, right in. plastic wrap to seal in the steam, let them sit a bit, then into the fridge. By the time i'm done dicking around proofing the dough and making the sauce, they're ready to rock.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (V91bQ)
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They would tell Anthony he done a real good thing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (816mu)
I'm pretty sure the ONLY one the Democrats wouldn't gaslight for is biden on the ticket. Everyone else is great.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (NMT5x)
It's pricey too...
Rip Emoff coffee...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: LASue
The hard part is fooling the wife.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (L/fGl)
Just getting a glass of warm miik and a midnight snack, dear. You go back to sleep.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (IDmxB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (BAEGB)
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\m/ \m/
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (816mu)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Not like felon Trump and weird Vance!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 07:03 PM (aD39U)
Well, he's a journalist, so no
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM
Because if it were less, arbitrage would kick it, and someone would be making money off of the townies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (8TWHf)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 06:59 PM (DgGvY)
--and whose idea was it to sell it for the poor?
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (RRRM+)
I found a new internet shiny and may want to bother someone with ideas about it.
... gonna wait a week before trying to spew my nerdiness at anyone though.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (FnneF)
Timmy-Timmy Tampon
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (RRRM+)
That song practically writes itself!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (IDmxB)
We need this song before the Chicago convention.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (L/fGl)
Preferred is The Outlaw & The Hillbilly.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)
il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo 7h
🤣🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/5n76tfzx
photo meme
Kamala Campaign of Walz released:
https://tinyurl.com/bdfeanfv
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (tBmO2)
An idiot subgroup. Combined IQ of 70.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Swifties at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (8TWHf)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)
So many questions!
Axios? As in "axiom?" As in "self-evident?"
Why would you need a news site to tell you things that are self-evident?
Maybe that's why they're laying people off. Because people realized they already knew what Axios was going to say.
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (DgGvY)
Yeah, don't want to be weird.
*waves back*.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (w6EFb)
117
Fuckananny is now a coffee flavor?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (V91bQ)
Pickan - - - y?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (RRRM+)
That's what Judas said about the oil used to anoint the Savior before his trial and crucifixion.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Swifties at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (8TWHf)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: The Spirochetes at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: TC at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (cHOHf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 07:07 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (nLFEI)
BREAKING - Kamala Harris with her running mate Walz: "Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening. Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening, everyone. Good evening. Good evening."
Catturd ™ @catturd2 42m
WTF - 😂😂😂😂😂 so cringe
https://tinyurl.com/46mxca4j
18 seconds; sounds drunk... again!
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:53 PM (BAEGB)
It's really not.
Posted by: Ahnold S. Class President at August 06, 2024 06:57 PM (bqDim)
Usually just a short stroll down the hall past the kitchen....
Posted by: LASue
The hard part is fooling the wife.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:01 PM (L/fGl)
Just insist to him, er....HER, that she likes to watch. Do that enough times and it starts to work. At least in my experience...but then, mine was always kinda a natural gimp, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: Nancy French at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (bqDim)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
There is an engine design that runs on urine. Maybe the fired Axios workers can make some money providing fuel, since they're used to creating crap.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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During the war, the Brits had lots of chickenshit-powered cars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:05 PM (xJEPL)
Trump is an outlaw in the sense that Alfred Dreyfus and Alexendar Solzhenitsyn were outlaws.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)
I think maybe so.
But not PDT!
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:09 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:09 PM (5MvGY)
Lake Boss 🚤🐟🐕🦺 @ClayDeux 46m Replying to @catturd2
Always cringe… 😬
https://tinyurl.com/4zpz98um
9 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:09 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:09 PM (RRRM+)
The first move is to gently ask the wife if she is in the mood. The is the best outcome.
You can lose the house if you ask if you can get a second opinion from your au pair.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM (HJ9BW)
Bringing Rosie O'Donnel out of retirement?
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (xJEPL)
She's freakin' stupid.
Posted by: lizabth at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Jfw7U)
She has an accent especially at the end of sentences I can't identify. For r's, she often says "ah" not r. As in Boahdah. I believe people will like this less and less the more they hear her.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (U8kCF)
https://tinyurl.com/474dsu6z
"The NPR/PBS News/Marist National poll found that nearly three-quarters, or 71 percent, of respondents said they don’t know enough about Walz to have an opinion on him. Of the remaining respondents, 17 percent had a favorable opinion and 12 percent viewed him unfavorably."
(The Media will embargo the bad stuff about Walz, so it's going to be up to the Trump Campaign to do a better job of exposing him than they have against Kamola. We'll see if they are up to it.)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Invite is a verb. Invitation is a noun.
Posted by: People who use "ask" as a noun should be flogged at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: mikeski
--and whose idea was it to sell it for the poor?
Posted by: logprof
'Twas the Lord's disciples' idea. The Lord admonished them.
Matthew 26:6-13
While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.
When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”
Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you,[a] but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her.”
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (i0CiB)
That's a clip worth watching ... once.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: fd
Werner is considering a multiple tier funding model. Those willing to invest 5000 dollars may meet with Hollywood hobbit Tom Cruise. Those that throw in 10000 dollars will not have to meet him. It is a win-win, ja?
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Invite is a verb. Invitation is a noun.
Yeah, it's really cringe.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (xCA6C)
She down-elides the last syllable. Might be canadian
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (x0n13)
Or Ghandi or Mandela. Political prisoners all.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)
—
I mostly get my news from select curated sites for the discriminating gentleman.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (DZBkT)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (Jjmq1)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM
I often wonder the same thing.
Along with:
Why does anyone still pay for cable?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: steevy
Ah, the coveted 'I HATE YOU DADDY' vote.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (sAmhv)
A bill pushed by Walz removed an exclusion that sexual attraction to kids would *not* be included in "sexual orientation".
https://x.com/xxclusionary/status/1820909111187288108
"For (banging) the Kids!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (816mu)
The third year, his wife got ahold of that book and asked and got a very competent au pair. She made mud look beautiful. No facial symmetry.
My boss was busted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Invite is a verb. Invitation is a noun.
Posted by: People who use "ask" as a noun should be flogged at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (q1Zxb)
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Exactly. Just as "gift" is a noun, whereas "give" is a verb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (U8kCF)
Isn't she enough things already...
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (B96Jb)
Lake Boss 🚤🐟🐕🦺 @ClayDeux 46m Replying to @catturd2
Always cringe… 😬
https://tinyurl.com/4zpz98um
9 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:09 PM (i0CiB)
hahahaha
You're bringing the funny today.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (64Zez)
They write at a second grade level. They have nothing interesting to say about anything ever, but they cram it into this fake nose-in-the-air tone of Serious Didactic Journalism so that the whole thing becomes a self-lampooning farce.
It's why newspapers are dead. They didn't go away because of the Intertubes. They went away because they were boring shit and the comforting routine of snapping out a broadsheet with your coffee and toast lost its luster when spoiled by having to slog through column yards of illiterate and innumerate jackasses slinging cold, boring slop just to get to the same fucking crossword puzzle you just saw a month and a half ago next to an ad for some shiny dumbass lawyer or real estate agent who doesn't photograph particularly well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 07:06 PM (V13WU)
--I do, local. Sometimes watch the 6:30 for research into how shit is being framed, dogs not barking, etc.
BTW Little Dieter Needs to Fly is a great doc. Another one I haven't finished is A Year in Siberia.
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (RRRM+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Invite is a verb. Invitation is a noun.
Posted by: People who use "ask" as a noun should be flogged at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (q1Zxb)
Sorry, what was the ask? I was busy accepting my invite.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: steevy
Ah, the coveted 'I HATE YOU DADDY' vote.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 07:12 PM (sAmhv)
That's lib "men," too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: DanMan at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (8uzBS)
Axios gots its name from the Greek word "axios," meaning "worthy."
We're not Axios
We're not Axios
Posted by: Bill and Ted get laid off at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ALH
Big Oil always ruins everything!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (RRRM+)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Triggers the Patrick O'Brian quote:
"The most unromantic beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:11 PM (xJEPL)
________________
Gandhi and Mandela were pieces of work. Gandhi was a major loon, and a pervert of the first water.
Mandela was a straight-up communist. South Africa was right to keep him in stir.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: logprof
I think Judas Iscariot raised the criticism.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (dDSBl)
Add "the ask", "the spend", etc, etc to this idiotic trend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mikeski
--and whose idea was it to sell it for the poor?
Posted by: logprof
'Twas the Lord's disciples' idea. The Lord admonished them.
Matthew 26:6-13
While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.
When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”
Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. The poor you will always have with you,[a] but you will not always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her.”
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This was extremely well portrayed in The Chosen.
Season 4, last episode.
Posted by: Come and See at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (dg+HA)
Sea otters hold hands when they nap so they don't drift away from each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (B96Jb)
They're really jealous and controlling.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (i24o9)
Axios really is junior high level of "journalism."
It's like their social studies teacher told them to write articles and make sure they include "why it matters," and expound on "between the lines." So they doing that, literally.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (RRRM+)
I figured.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 07:10 PM (Dzvaz)
She's inauthentic. She's grasping for Who to Be.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)
________________
Good one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (xJEPL)
It's why newspapers are dead. They didn't go away because of the Intertubes. They went away because they were boring shit and the comforting routine of snapping out a broadsheet with your coffee and toast lost its luster when spoiled by having to slog through column yards of illiterate and innumerate jackasses slinging cold, boring slop just to get to the same fucking crossword puzzle you just saw a month and a half ago next to an ad for some shiny dumbass lawyer or real estate agent who doesn't photograph particularly well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (BAEGB)
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Cruel.
Why do you hate the crossword?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:14 PM (BAEGB)
And "comment" is a verb and a noun.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (i5loX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: 100 local newspapers bought out by Gannett at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (w6EFb)
And "gifted." *Ugh* The lawn; get off.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (cwKYF)
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Elon Musk says he's a free speech advocate, but is using his social media profile on X to...
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... ALLOW THINGS TO BE SAID!!!
What a hypocrite!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
I am currently covering the 2024 presidential election, with a particular focus on the candidacy of former President Trump, whom I have covered for more than eight years. My stories often delve into how candidates plan to use power if they win.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:18 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (i5loX)
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It's a wash.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:18 PM (krQz2)
________________
Also good for keeping up on cats being rescued from trees.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
Don't forget "unalive" instead of "dead."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (NMT5x)
Axios really is junior high level of "journalism."
It's like their social studies teacher told them to write articles and make sure they include "why it matters," and expound on "between the lines." So they doing that, literally.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (V91bQ)
As Acelong ago described them, "Teen webzine."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:15 PM (w6EFb)
And "gifted." *Ugh* The lawn; get off.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (cwKYF)
______________
Anyone who "gifts" somebody something deserves a good beating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
Guess Stiller likes government the same way he likes his blowjobs, sloppy.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (hAU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:17 PM (i5loX)
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It's a wash.
Commonly applied to large porcine animals.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (xCA6C)
https://x.com/xxclusionary/
status/1820909111187288108
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (i24o9)
Add "the ask", "the spend", etc, etc to this idiotic trend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
+++++++++++++
At my company, they're starting to use "action" as a verb. "Who's going to action that?" "Ryan will action that one."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (pgtWZ)
11. Matthias came later at Pentecost
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: publius
Those sound natural coming from my Indian co-workers. Did they sneak into American English from Hindi-English?
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (B96Jb)
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Why it matters: watch your 6!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
Don't forget "unalive" instead of "dead."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (VNX3d)
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Or "unhoused," for a !@#$%^& vagrant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: steevy
I try to keep up with the new books. I found this one.
How to Make Money on Onlyfans by Trevor Clinger.
https://is.gd/1bxr6u
I don't think they mean me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 07:02 PM
Hard pass. No saving that.
Posted by: Summer's Eve at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (8TWHf)
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Trump was trolling on Truth Social about that.
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
🚨WHOA - Trump predicts Biden might try to “take back the nomination” at the DNC after it was stolen by “Kamabla”
What does Trump know that we don’t?!
https://tinyurl.com/mph3fj7d
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)
*looks for best stabbing knife
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project"
Intriguing. Who can I not meet with for $20k?
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (64Zez)
You know that app that can listen and tell you what birds are chirping around you based on sound alone?
You could probably make an app that can pop up in real time which linguistic characteristic she's aping at any given point in a sentence, she's such a deep dyed fraud of a person.
"Oooh, Kennedy!"
"There's always Kennedy. They're fucking everywhere."
"And now there's some Coastal Carolina... is that Texas?"
"No way, we don't get Texas around here, that's gotta be a mistake."
"Maybe she'll do it again!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (BAEGB)
That seems awfully judgemental. I thought we were saying someone was "experiencing homelessness".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (pgtWZ)
...
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (64Zez)
The Brand is more important that the spokesperson.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (pgtWZ)
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Or "operationalize," for which high school graduates instead use "implement."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo)
Your quota is five pardons an hour.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ben Had, it will be worse. Muslim Keith Ellison, now Minnesota AG.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
I'm waiting for "reach out" to become a noun.
"I'll send a reachout to the customer." -- someone in sales, probably
"You mean, 'an email'?" -- me, even more probably
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (DgGvY)
That Okinaw vet I've rambled about here, "Ol' Red" used to use "hickey" as a verb when he couldn't think of the word.
Such as "I hickeyed that hickey"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (w6EFb)
That seems awfully judgemental. I thought we were saying someone was "experiencing homelessness".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:21 PM (xCA6C)
______________
They should be "experiencing a beating."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)
Does it? We always used to say "Chapter and Verse".
Love your neighbor maybe, but the gangs of Venezuela and other terrorists, or infiltrating males of fighting age ... are Not My Neighbors.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:16 PM (64Zez)
She's a chameleon. Shifting sands.
Trump is what you see is what you get.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (xJEPL)
Another IP jumping troll. Same league as Timmy Tampon.
Where did this "weird" shit come from? They all off the sudden starting parroting that in lock step. Someone had to think that was some killer attack line.
Posted by: publius
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Act Blue and Shart Blue are filled with foreign money and they pay layabouts to post for them.
The Deep Thinker brain trust likes to make their employees dance for their money and puts out crappy lame memes as much to control their puppets as it is for good politics.
If you invert every single Democrat media theme, you pretty much have the truth of it.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (qdbNv)
_________________
I hate that expression too. The Four Tops should sue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: steevy
I try to keep up with the new books. I found this one.
How to Make Money on Onlyfans by Trevor Clinger.
https://is.gd/1bxr6u
I don't think they mean me.
How many pages does it require to say:
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You've let your knickers down
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (L/fGl)
Get yourself a webcam, a tarp, and a drum of some kind of foodstuff, and there will be money to be made. Even you.
It's like the corollary of Rule #34.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Miklos is a Man who knows his Limits at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (lSyD7)
Watch as Tim Walz awkwardly shakes his wife’s hand before she tells him to hug her
This guy is bizarro
https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b
4 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project"
Intriguing. Who can I not meet with for $20k?
Posted by: fd
Gwyneth Paltrow? Whoopi Goldberg (Carol Johnson)?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (DgGvY)
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Is that better or worse than sending them a complementary reacharound?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr)
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Although here in CA ghetto denizens help themselves, typically in retail stores.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: publius
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I grew up hearing it as doo-hickey. Then again, Arkansas. Also had the made word tump. As in a combination dump and turn over. My glass tumped over.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (qdbNv)
>>What does Trump know that we don’t?!
That this ticket is a complete clusterf**k and being that everything is illegitimate and ridiculous, why not.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (DBZuM)
All trolls are deranged faggots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (i5loX)
You gotta think there's a lot of hard feelings between biden and kumface.
Actually, everyone in the White House betrayed pedo joe. He's senile, but he still knows what they did.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (V91bQ)
Watch as Tim Walz awkwardly shakes his wife’s hand before she tells him to hug her
This guy is bizarro
https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b
4 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (i0CiB)
Walz's wife opened the windows during the riots and described feeling giddy and overjoyed at the smell of smoke from the riots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: publius
Have you seen the picture of Buttgig breast feeding his baby?
Now that is the definition of Weird.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: The French Pole Vaulter at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (8TWHf)
Posted by: Who Cares ? at August 06, 2024 07:23 PM (BVtcq)
Did you just apply the "muskets" argument to 1A?
I wasn't listening all that closely because, felicitously, I don't actually care.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (BAEGB)
At my company, they're starting to use "action" as a verb. "Who's going to action that?" "Ryan will action that one."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
Task me, baby!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (hbegC)
You gotta think there's a lot of hard feelings between biden and kumface.
Actually, everyone in the White House betrayed pedo joe. He's senile, but he still knows what they did.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (V91bQ)
Shower summit >>> Beer Summit!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (V91bQ)
Watch as Tim Walz awkwardly shakes his wife’s hand before she tells him to hug her
This guy is bizarro
https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b
4 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:24 PM (i0CiB)
We know who wears the pants in that house!
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (64Zez)
Now that is the definition of Weird.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (xJEPL)
That's a shoop.
I'm pretty sure.
I would not be surprised if I was wrong though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I console myself by quietly singing "Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch"
Posted by: Miklos notes that it was one of Rush's favorites at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (x0n13)
_________________
She liked the smell of burning tires. Gwyneth Paltrow will start a new line of candles featuring that smell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
As is "cement".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (xCA6C)
As is, "douche."
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (DTX3h)
She's freakin' stupid.
Posted by: lizabth at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Jfw7U)
Your words are hurtful.
Posted by: Kamalama Dingdong at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (hbegC)
"Location, Location, Location!"
- - Just the Punchline
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (x0n13)
A bill pushed by Walz removed an exclusion that sexual attraction to kids would *not* be included in "sexual orientation".
Yeah. A triple negative is very weird.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (lX8VI)
Just a shortening of that. Both are used commonly, as well as thinga-ma-bob, thinga-ma-jig, whatchamacallit, etc, etc.
One of those I use for a proper name which made Miley laugh out loud when she first heard it was, "Whoochee-whatcher".
Yeah, that's where ol' Whoochee-whatcher lives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 07:22 PM (j4U/Z)
But it's like those commercials where you get to the end and don't know what it is they are selling.
Posted by: Barabbas at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (aD39U)
Trump is what you see is what you get.
Posted by: ALH
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Too many people prefer lies until the shit gets real. Then they want a truthful leader. Too much of our leftist politics can be summed up as daddy and mommy issues brought into the political arena.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
Task me, baby!
I don't understand. He tasks me, he heaps me, seems like perfectly clear English.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
tHe Winnie Mandela brand!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)
If it were big enough to be used as a chamber pot, it might be worth 20 bucks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (i5loX)
How to Make Money on Onlyfans by Trevor Clinger.
https://is.gd/1bxr6u
I don't think they mean me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:20 PM (L/fGl)
They say write what you know. Something tells me Clinger isn't making bank on OnlyFans.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (dGCAG)
Now that is the definition of Weird.
Well, Mayor Pete looks All-American when compared to the cross dressing luggage stealer.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (uImLj)
Posted by: Ciampino - Random Update #03 at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (5MvGY)
Thank you. I didn't have time to post for 4 years. My 102 yr old mother was demented, hell on wheels, and spending 40k a month while demanding full-time aattention. Almost killed me.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (U8kCF)
A bill pushed by Walz removed an exclusion that sexual attraction to kids would *not* be included in "sexual orientation".
Yeah. A triple negative is very weird.
Good, it wasn't just me. I had no idea what was actually meant.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (xCA6C)
Actually, everyone in the White House betrayed pedo joe. He's senile, but he still knows what they did.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 07:25 PM (V91bQ)
Shower summit >>> Beer Summit!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 07:26 PM (x0n13)
This is a thread for the ages!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (cwKYF)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: fd
Slipping the Werner 20K will save you from the terror of encountering Barbara Streisand's visage. Bump it up to 50 and you need not have Yoko Ono, the celebrated Japanese growling chanteuse and one of the leading causes of suicide in the Western world. 100K, you get to slap Kevin Smith and make sport of his demeanor and demand that he do better. Kevin is down for this, I am told.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (tmPIh)
I don't think they mean me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Everybody's somebody's fetish!
https://youtu.be/dDFCuYuDy7k
Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
We are possibly not too far off from necklacing along with a Romanian Christmas. Our ruling class should not be gloating about common people's misfortunes for fun and profit.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (qdbNv)
Axios to employees: you're too retarded to work here.
Talk about the blind leading the lame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 06, 2024 07:29 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM
You are correct, Captain, "He tasks me" is perfectly clear.
Posted by: Capt. Khan at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (8TWHf)
Just a shortening of that. Both are used commonly, as well as thinga-ma-bob, thinga-ma-jig, whatchamacallit, etc, etc.
One of those I use for a proper name which made Miley laugh out loud when she first heard it was, "Whoochee-whatcher".
Yeah, that's where ol' Whoochee-whatcher lives.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:27 PM (w6EFb)
Who's-it the what's-it.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (jvJvP)
I believe they're largely craptastic.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (xCA6C)
I am so happy to be retired and not have to learn the new slang.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: dagny
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May time heal your wounds.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 06, 2024 07:30 PM (y31cs)
I got a vacation home in East St. Louis she would love!
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (uImLj)
Now that is the definition of Weird.
Well, Mayor Pete looks All-American when compared to the cross dressing luggage stealer.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 06, 2024 07:28 PM (uImLj)
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Agree.
Buttgagger > Admiral Levine > luggage thief
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #04 at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (qfLjt)
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She already does.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: brad falchuk at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Miklos is not sure when "competence" became "competency", blames English buggers at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Ex GOP at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:32 PM (i0CiB)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 07:32 PM (U8kCF)
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Some years ago California had a ballot initiative that read like that. It turned out to get exactly 50% "for" votes, and 50% "against" votes. Nobody knew which way was which.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ex GOP at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (GpUII)
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Begs the question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 06, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
Why isn't someone trying to sell me a bunker or a fortified Winnebago?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 07:34 PM (LkHYv)
They write at a second grade level."
they used to say Reader's Digest condensed novels succeeded because they wrote at a 6th grade level. I guess Axios "advanced" that theory.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (Cus5s)
@paulsperry_
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NEW: Minn Gov. Tim Walz, Kamala's running mate, pressured a local TV station to delete all video of his wife struggling to answer questions at a 2019 criminal-justice reform forum that went sideways for Gwen Walz after moderator deviated from the prepared script
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ex GOP
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Jobs and family most likely. Some are probably lack the willpower to up stakes and move elsewhere. But simply remember, people on the right are running out of places to hide. Better often to stand and fight than to run and run again.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (qdbNv)
Number 5 will shock you!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)
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Is Number 5 the electric ell up the colon, with the lemon chaser?
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #04 at August 06, 2024 07:39 PM (qfLjt)
Um, no. The Federalists, specifically Hamilton, didn't see the need. The anti-Federalists, specifically Jefferson, insisted on a BoR.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:04 PM (xJEPL)
Must be break time at the glory hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (I4OId)
Number 5 will shock you!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)
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I know, it's Number Five from Short Circuit, right? No? Maybe a loose wire in your 220v all-stainless dildo?
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #05 at August 06, 2024 07:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
Think how long one could run on Tim Walz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (I4OId)
Messed it up .... eel not ell. An EL would hurt.
Is Number 5 the electric eel up the colon, with the lemon chaser?
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #06 at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (qfLjt)
Verbing weirds words.
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (RRRM+)
Verbing weirds words.
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (RRRM+)
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One of my pet peeves too.
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #07 at August 06, 2024 08:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update
Peeves make for poor pets.
They are annoying.
Posted by: Miklos likes doggies, doesn't mind kitties at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (lSyD7)
If not a full half, enough to make the cheat fairly easy.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 06, 2024 06:46 PM (tyioe)
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Actually, they aren't. None of the priorities for the progressive left is close to a majority opinion.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 06, 2024 10:08 PM (9j0Kf)
But what's around the corner isn't ahead. It's around the corner.
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