Van Jones: The Walz Pick Was Harris "Caving Into the Darker Parts of the Party" and Playing to the Antisemites "Marbled Into This Party"

Walz is the perfect running mate for Kamala: He balances Kamala's San Francisco Socialism with some Minnesota Communism.

Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
JUST IN: Media buzz is rising that Kamala Harris is selecting Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her VP choice.
Who is Tim Walz? Let's take a quick look:
* Fueled BLM Riots in 2020
* Rioters looted and wrecked Minneapolis
* Change MN state flag to resemble Somalia's
* K*lled old people with Cov*d nursing home scandal
* MN a 'gr**mer friendly' LGBTQIA+ "sanctuary" state
* Pushes youth trans surgery, 'hormone therapy' agenda
* Soldiers accused Walz of embellishing and selectively omitting facts about his military career
* Fellow soldiers accused him of "quitting" on them
* Got DUI in 1995 going 96mph in a 55 speed zone
* Praises socialism
Kamala's "perfect" running mate?

If you missed it, Jack Poso says that some of the National Guardsmen who served with this louse say he bailed out of the Guard when he got word they might be deployed to Iraq:

@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor
Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq

Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party." pic.twitter.com/UTspmYkFfF
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) August 6, 2024

Here are some of the "darker parts of the party" that Van Jones doesn't have the guts to confront:

This was Minnesota under Gov Tim Walz: pic.twitter.com/6CCbhyOPca
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 6, 2024

From a few days ago: Another word salad tossed by champion salad-tosser Kamala Harris.

This is an extraordinary tweet and every day I'm grateful for the extraordinary power of the tweeting that is significant, and the significance of the power of that tweeting, which is indeed extraordinary, and that's something we should be grateful for every day. https://t.co/Cigp6FJpHv
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 2, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 06, 2024 01:10 PM (ZUxK6)

2 First!!

Posted by: jmel at August 06, 2024 01:10 PM (RWHIh)

3 At least it isn't the bat faced freak from Arizona. I can't look at him.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (4bYb7)

4 when you've lost van jones...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (nXhwP)

5 I would comment, but I have nothing to add. Ace summed it up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (r5tfK)

6 Van Jones: The Walz Pick Was Harris "Caving Into the Darker Parts of the Party" and Playing to the Antisemites "Marbled Into This Party"

Consider this: Van Jones is a self described Communist.

When you've lost Van Jones...

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (AiZBA)

7
The Democrats have "a Jewish problem."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (plL4B)

8 Trump going to Montana makes a lot of sense now. He not only wants the WH, but Congress, too.
Tester must be crapping bricks right now.

Posted by: jmel at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (RWHIh)

9 Translation: Van Jones didn't get what he wanted.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2)

10 This is great. Just fucking fantastic. Nothing could do more to differentiate TPTB from the rest of us.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (DIB8X)

11 If you aren't watching, JD is giving a masterclass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q55gSToiQ

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (xCA6C)

12 Van i usually honest. Can he not just say that the Muzzies in MN and MI refused to vote for a ticket with a Jew on it??

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (7PziG)

13 Willowed:

Vigilantism is a slippery slope.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Good. Then we don't have to worry about the USSS showing up.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (ZHVrD)

14 MASA! Make America Somalia Again!

Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (Ectld)

15 I am leaning towards their throwing in the towel this match… hard to think otherwise with this VP pick… he has the charisma of a sea urchin…

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (PCK5/)

16 The Democrats have "a Jewish problem."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (plL4B)
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Ixnay on the Olusionsay!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2)

17 Avowed and admitted commie Van Jones admits that Walz is too far Left!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (MeG8a)

18 8 Trump going to Montana makes a lot of sense now. He not only wants the WH, but Congress, too.
Tester must be crapping bricks right now.
Posted by: jmel at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (RWHIh)

=======

Tester may have to cut two commercials with two separate flannel shirts now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

19 Trump can't win against this kind of powerhouse. The people do not want a madman running the country.

Posted by: The Penguins at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (vFG9F)

20
I'm starting to think that they really wanted to pick bernie sanders (which would be a good pick) but he's too old (and wacky).

waltz is their "bernie" pick.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (plL4B)

21 Van i usually honest. Can he not just say that the Muzzies in MN and MI refused to vote for a ticket with a Jew on it??
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Pssssssst. Kamala is married to one. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (ZHVrD)

22 So, VJ - you don't mind if I call you VJ, do you? - when are you quitting the party in principle?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (gq5yh)

23 8 Trump going to Montana makes a lot of sense now. He not only wants the WH, but Congress, too.
Tester must be crapping bricks right now.
Posted by: jmel
=======
A president that fails to have coat tails ends up being done by the Uniparty system.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (qdbNv)

24 USSS has 8,000 agents protecting 33 people?

Name those people!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (AylSc)

25 Could copy the whole Kyle Becker where they show you who they are and what they are going to do to you.

They will still get 47%+ and probably even more if they could be more blunt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (m6NVp)

26 What if the Biden doubles ALSO have dementia? Might explain a lot...

Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (q177U)

27 Ace, wanna update the thread and add this?

https://tinyurl.com/2vsf5wdr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (gq5yh)

28 "I am leaning towards their throwing in the towel this match… hard to think otherwise with this VP pick… he has the charisma of a sea urchin…"

Hail Mary. If they lose, oh well. If they win, Bob's your uncle. Either way, they move the conversation left.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (Ectld)

29 Hi Ace
Here's another great meme.

https://tinyurl.com/mt5zf9dx

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (t/2Uw)

30 17 Avowed and admitted commie Van Jones admits that Walz is too far Left!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Walz was stupid enough to talk about Fight Club communism. The first rule is .....

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (qdbNv)

31 You are clearly not focusing on what can be, unburdened by what has been

Posted by: kactus at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (twS2i)

32 A president that fails to have coat tails ends up being done by the Uniparty system.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (qdbNv)
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Ah, yeah, expanding his alliance in Congress. After the way the GOP knifed him during his first term, it makes sense.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

33 Name those people!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (AylSc)

They probably have 2 assigned to Trump and 7,000 to Carter.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (lmY9R)

34 Have we done the
"Ow! My Walz!"
joke yet?

Posted by: Haulin' Ass Gettin' Paid at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Ybyk2)

35 I'm sorry, I don't understand you, officer!

After all, I'm deaf!

Posted by: Drunken Walz! at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

36 Given his description of the anti-semitic wing of his party, and the reality of the situation, I'd say Van Jones is eating a lot of steaks that have a 3:1 ratio of fat to meat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (KbCG3)

37 Waaaaah.

Posted by: Van Jones at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (krQz2)

38 Pssssssst. Kamala is married to one. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223
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That fact is not escaping the black community.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (qdbNv)

39 Does Walz have more mental acuity than an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:15 PM (AylSc)

40 Name those people!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:13 PM (AylSc)
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Who are these people?!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (krQz2)

41 * Got DUI in 1995 going 96mph in a 55 speed zone
.....

No wonder Pelosi loves him.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

42 Willowed:

Vigilantism is a slippery slope.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Good. Then we don't have to worry about the USSS showing up.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (ZHVrD)

Next thing you know, neighborhoods are going to begin organizing "safety committees" to make sure they don't have a crime OR vigilante problem...

I'm sure they'd only require a small "donation" to fund their activities...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (nXhwP)

43 When you've lost Van Jones, get the plunger.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (lmY9R)

44 So do the Muslims like this pick? I mean that's a major demo in MN now so I guess. Locking in the antisemitism, but then there's the tranny thing, I guess anti semitism is more important.

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (NGHTx)

45 At least it isn't the bat faced freak from Arizona. I can't look at him.
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2024 01:11 PM (4bYb7)

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Ugh, me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

46 They win by losing, too. Be rid of Knee Pads and this Walz douche.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (2wLXd)

47 I thought a dui kills your military career.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (4bYb7)

48
Shoulda picked Willie Brown

They do have a history of working well together:

"... more tongue, baby ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (xG4kz)

49 Van Jones: The Walz Pick Was Harris "Caving Into the Darker Parts of the Party"

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That's rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (L/fGl)

50 Translation: Van Jones didn't get what he wanted.

Translation: Van Jones wanted to go with the guy who could actually win PA.

Posted by: Drunken Walz! at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (uxCna)

51 KH's speech resembles that of the "Eliza" conversation program from back in the 70s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (3Fz6p)

52 I'm going to toss this out there now: We're in a battle to save the country, working against people who are trying to burn it down and refusing to recognize that's what their policies are doing.

It seems incredible we're trying to save people who refuse to recognize they need to be saved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

53
What's funny is Fake News is so confused, right now. They don't know whether to lighten or darken camela's skin tone in media images.

Should we make her look more white? Maybe we should make her more dark?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (plL4B)

54 So sewed up the Muslim vote and sacrificed the rest of the country.
We are lucky our enemies are this stupid.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (t/2Uw)

55 thanks for the memes. I don't know if they're "Main Post quality," though.

Posted by: ace is very exacting when it comes to memes in Main Posts at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

56 Antisemites are "marbled into" the Democrap party? Van is being too kind. Antisemites are the Democrap party. They always have been.

The Democrap power brokers have been able to keep that mostly under wraps for decades. They even (inexplicably) managed to convince Jews to joint the party and (even more inexplicably) convince rich Jews who should know better to fund it.

But the orgy of Jew-hate exploding from all corners of the Dem party after October 7 could not be covered up.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

57 Alll the lefty girls seem to have gotten their marching orders: Tim Walz is dreamy,

The programming by the Left / Deep State is truly impressive

Posted by: browndig nosing about at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (TTAGa)

58 Are deaf people allowed to drink and drive?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (lmY9R)

59 44. Walz let them burn down large portions of Minneapolis for half a year. That buys a lot of goodwill among that constituency.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (7PziG)

60 One person's socialism (communism with lipstick) there's another person's bankruptcy and mass graves.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (AZ+sh)

61 At least it isn't the bat faced freak from Arizona. I can't look at him.
Posted by: nckate

LEEV MAH HUB LONE !

Posted by: Gabby at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

62 Got DUI in 1995 going 96mph in a 55 speed zone

I Can't Drive 55!

Posted by: Drunken Walz! at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (uxCna)

63 "This is an extraordinary tweet and every day I'm grateful for the extraordinary power of the tweeting that is significant, and the significance of the power of that tweeting, which is indeed extraordinary, and that's something we should be grateful for every day. https://t.co/Cigp6FJpHv

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 2, 2024"

Is Ben trying to Kamala?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (PDf99)

64 "KH's speech resembles that of the "Eliza" conversation program from back in the 70s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar "

Why do you feel that way?

Posted by: AI Eliza at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (vFG9F)

65
The Democratic Party 2024: Gentleman's Agreement.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (Bh3RI)

66 This press conference is hammering home the point the acting head of the USSS gave them no answers.

As I said, Ted shoot the b@stard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (AylSc)

67 So all that worry of Navin Gruesome was for naught.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (IG4Id)

68

Marbled? Like an Entenmann's Pound Cake?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

69 🎻
Katie Robertson
@katie_robertson·4h
NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”
5:32 AM · Aug 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (9aVck)

70 To me, with the Donk ticket now set, the ad right themselves.

You got a sub-literate retard as the Presidential Candidate and a no-neck, old, white, fat tub of sh*t marxist for the VP slot.

Trump and Vance should start co-opting the weird label and end every ad with, Kamala and Walz, now that's just weird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (XV/Pl)

71 54 So sewed up the Muslim vote and sacrificed the rest of the country.
We are lucky our enemies are this stupid.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (t/2Uw)

Counterpoint, especially considering the story JJ shared in the morning report:

They've now activated a voting bloc that is all in on stealing and beyond the touch of those evil republican lawyers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KbCG3)

72 >>>Katie Robertson
@katie_robertson·4h
NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”

very sad.

Posted by: ace is very exacting when it comes to memes in Main Posts at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

73 Ah, yeah, expanding his alliance in Congress. After the way the GOP knifed him during his first term, it makes sense.
Posted by: blake
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Movement is happening in various primaries around the US kicking out the GOPe. It just may not happening fast enough before the deluge comes from Uncle Sam's fiscal meltdown.

In TN primaries, a couple of establishment corporate types went down in the GOP state legislative primaries which will weaken GOPe governor Lee for example.

Note the vapors from the establishment about Trump calling out Kemp and Ratshitburger in his Atlanta GA rally last week. That was in part daring them to allow the cheat in 2024 and in part warning people about Kemp who wants to run for Senate in 2026 (against Ossoff reportedly).

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (qdbNv)

74 Got some good wine recommendations down below. The horde does not disappoint!

I'm thinking that with how things are shaping up this election, it's time to go for all the wines.

Every box one of them.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (RLLZj)

75 Can you imagine being stuck like those two on the ISS with… Mike Kelly???

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (PCK5/)

76 OT

Alec Baldwin’s Rust shooting trial was ‘improperly dismissed’ by judge, says prosecutor

Alec Baldwin’s high-profile manslaughter trial over the fatal shooting on the set of movie Rust was “improperly dismissed” by the judge, according to prosecutors.

In a bombshell ruling in the middle of Baldwin’s trial in July, Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer threw out the case against the Hollywood star, claiming that New Mexico police and prosecutors had withheld ammunition evidence from the defense.

The case was dismissed “with prejudice”, meaning the charges cannot be refiled, with the judge saying that it was necessary to protect “the integrity of the judicial system”.

In a court filing on 31 July, which has now been made public, special prosecutor Kari Morrissey
argued that the judge “misunderstood” the evidence and dropped the case “without hearing anyof the testimony or argument”.

“Although the court’s final order has not yet been filed, undersigned counsel contends that the
court misunderstood the testimony on July 12, 2024, and improperly dismissed the case against
Mr. Baldwin,” Ms. Morrissey said in the documents.

https://tinyurl.com/s2evyewz

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (ZHVrD)

77 Had to look Walz up, saw his photo

he looks like your typical fat f*** machine politician

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (/7KEl)

78 Translation: Van Jones wanted to go with the guy who could actually win PA.

Posted by: Drunken Walz! at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (uxCna)
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... as a news commenter ...

But there's no bias at CNN!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

79 65
The Democratic Party 2024: Gentleman's Agreement.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:18 PM (Bh3RI)

Could've been Wansee Conference. Might yet be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (x0n13)

80
They stopped caring about appearances or persuading people months ago.

This is in-your-face F.U. dialed up to 11.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (j4U/Z)

81 What strange days we live in where Van Jones is a voice of reason. That just freaks. me. out.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (6RwsA)

82 Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Posted by: Fraser at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (UuUuC)

83 "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."

Sure, Van, act like your party hasn't been actively courting them.

Whoever describes this retarded Communist shithead as "honest" is lying to themselves.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (OguvZ)

84 Had to look Walz up, saw his photo

he looks like your typical fat f*** machine politician

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (/7KEl)
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Been saying it all morning. Rachel Levine's Before Photo.

OR

Rachel Levine in drag.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (krQz2)

85 Marbled? Like an Entenmann's Pound Cake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

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Mmmm...Entenmann's.....

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (DRSnL)

86 the cheat is gonna half to be hugh

Posted by: doug at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (8/lc0)

87 Marbled? Like an Entenmann's Pound Cake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

Like a great steak- except anti-Semitism instead of fatty goodness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (PDf99)

88 I thought a dui kills your military career.
Posted by: nckate
___

Usually it does.

He must've known some people.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (DPVkC)

89 'darker parts of the Party'

how much darker can it get
how much farther left?

there's almost no 'left' left

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (/7KEl)

90 >>>he looks like your typical fat f*** machine politician

He's looks svelte to me. He's got a powerful musky masculinity which I'd like to see inside my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (KRtlO)

91 Is Ben trying to Kamala?

That is the joke.

As for those who don't like Van Jones, imagine that you didn't know his politics. You'd usually say he's one of the best commentators when it comes to looking at the Dems.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

92
Slightly off topic

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE GIVE JOEY A GOOD SHOVE INTO THAT RUSSIAN PLANE, CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND HIM, POUND ON THE FUSELAGE, AND SHOUT TO THE PILOT, "YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, PAL!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (xG4kz)

93 Van Jones got marbled.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (cf/0E)

94
You know what else is "neighborly?" Borrowing shit from your neighbors.

You know, just going into his garage and "borrowing" his tools...or his car. Because that's what "neighbors" do, right?

Yeah, that's "socialism," too. Fred has more tools than me. And he can't use all those tools at the same time. So I'll just help him out and ease the burden of taking care of all those valuable tools, because I'm a goodfuckingneighbor.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (plL4B)

95 Mmmm...Entenmann's.....
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (DRSnL)

I have to say, in this area, I like the Edward's pies more (although I hardly ever buy them.) Their key lime is insanely good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (PDf99)

96 Could've been Wansee Conference. Might yet be.

That's the final destination

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (AylSc)

97 Will they let Walz into Canada with that DUI?

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (rEmVK)

98 I wonder if this Walz guy is shortly going to become the next Thomas Eagleton.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (WPL6O)

99 Minnesota has changed it’s state flage to reflect the caliphate, right?

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (UXOID)

100 Are deaf people allowed to drink and drive?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (lmY9R)

Yes, but not at the same time!

Drink. Then drive. (eyeroll)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (FCbAQ)

101 "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."

Sure, Van, act like your party hasn't been actively courting them.

Whoever describes this retarded Communist shithead as "honest" is lying to themselves.
Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (OguvZ)
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And anybody would know that it's not just "marbled" in, it comes from a demographic they are eagerly courting.

The "marbling" comes from trying to sell the cause of this demographic to the rest of the Party. And people forgetting that "Kill the Jews" is a bad thing to say.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (krQz2)

102 NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”

very sad.
Posted by: ace is very exacting when it comes to memes in Main Posts at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

[best Seinfeld voice] That’s a shame

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (6RwsA)

103 That Vance presser was awesome. His biggest problem won't be debating Walz, which will be a breeze, it will be not outshining Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

104 A marbled party is a tender party. - Stalin, maybe

Posted by: Sifty at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (sgruV)

105 I sometimes think that Van Jones is secretly working for our side.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (Gse2f)

106 Honestly, it would not take much (imo) to send Van Jones over the edge to the land of the Red pill.

He's behaving an awful lot like a late 2022 Anna K. these last couple years.

One personal incident/trauma with the Dem Base and he might be the next Leo Terrell.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (X1WfU)

107
I just walked over to my neighbor's house and gave her my electric bill. She can afford it.

Quite neighborly of me, don't you think?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (plL4B)

108 97 Will they let Walz into Canada with that DUI?

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (rEmVK)

He's a lib in good standing so I'm sure he'll just...waltz...on in.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

109 Walz . . . Vienna . . . Nazi. He's a Nazi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (L/fGl)

110 he looks like your typical fat f*** machine politician
----------------
So Chris Christie of the Tundra?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (FmapG)

111 Will they let Walz into Canada with that DUI?
Posted by: Xander Crews at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (rEmVK)
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Maybe he can Walz right in.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (krQz2)

112 We are prouds of VP Harris for pickinh a person that supports Gay Children of Coler Rights.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (BSF0H)

113 You know what else is "neighborly?" Borrowing shit from your neighbors.

Whenever I check the facebook feed for my town it is now full of people who've had packages stolen from their porch or cars broken into.

Oh and my town is supposedly one of the top 5 safest towns in the state.

But I'm sure these refugees need that stuff more then you do you bitter clingers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (oZhjI)

114 Round here his nicknames are.
Timmah! From (South Park)
Gov. Ozempic.
Walzing Matilda
Gov. Mumps
Murderous Cunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (DmptV)

115 Can you imagine being stuck like those two on the ISS with… Mike Kelly???
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (PCK5/)

True life interview:

Ed Sullivan: I understand that the helmet you wear is called a crash helmet.

Kelly: Oh, I hope not!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (AiZBA)

116 Marbled? Like an Entenmann's Pound Cake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (gq5yh)

117 They've now activated a voting bloc that is all in on stealing and beyond the touch of those evil republican lawyers.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Doubtful as no one votes for VP and Walz certainly lacks the chops to step in and replace Kamala. YOLO would be choosing someone from the squad. Walz doesn't given them anything other than a warm body.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (qdbNv)

118

"Tear down this Walz!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (x0n13)

119 John Ekdahl
@JohnEkdahl
Waiting for the “good honest man” column from David French about the guy who complimented socialism and watched Minneapolis burn.
6:33 AM · Aug 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (9aVck)

120 >>Mmmm...Entenmann's.....

Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)

121 Timmah last week. "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness" That's who she picked.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (DmptV)

122 The case was dismissed “with prejudice”, meaning the charges cannot be refiled,
-----

Whoops!

Whoopsie!!!

Darn clerical errors

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (lmY9R)

123 he looks like your typical fat f*** machine politician

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (/7KEl)

fine living didn't miss him.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (ZtyUu)

124 A marbled party is a tender party. - Stalin, maybe
Posted by: Sifty at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (sgruV)
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Well, red meat after all.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (gq5yh)

125 Wilz winning reelection in 2022 is not exactly a data point of success.

BLM was still riding high.
Trump hate was still strong.
Covid was still "officially" a pandemic.
And, it's MN.

He won in 2018 with 1.393m to 1.097.
2022 was 1.312m to 1.119m

So, uh, yeah: Electoral powerhouse

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (l3206)

126 So all that worry of Navin Gruesome was for naught.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.......

Well, there's still the convention.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

127 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
Apparently Kamala Harris was DISMISSED EARLY from the Situation Room today.

Anybody shocked?

https://tinyurl.com/5c8rhb9a

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (NpAcC)

128 Katie Robertson
@katie_robertson·4h
NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”

very sad.
Posted by: ace is very exacting when it comes to memes in Main Posts at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

how terrible...

what, no, not the axios news.

I've just been informed that lunch is delayed 10 minutes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (nXhwP)

129 Honestly, put him in the appropriate uniform and he could be a standard Hitler toady… Goering-like…

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (PCK5/)

130 I doubt the Dems think they have a "Jewish problem" . And to prove it to you they'll kill all the Jews. You see undesirables, no Jewish problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (kCLO6)

131 I saw yesterday that Kamala was kicked out of the situation room before the meeting was over.
My guess is that she is too dumb to effectively follow orders. She just lurts out the first thing that comes into her head. Hard to control someone who doesn't realize they are supposed to just say what they are told to say and nothing more.
By losing, they drop the recession, illegals, and two wars in the Republican's laps. They figure that the party will get tagged with not making everything hunky dory in 4 years and then boom, they are back in office before too much has been rescinded.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (t/2Uw)

132
[best Seinfeld voice] That’s a shame
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:22 PM (6RwsA)

__________

I'm sad that anyone gets let go, but this is like the guards being laid off from Buchenwald.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (Bh3RI)

133 First question of a real press at the photo op of that debacle called a prisoner exchange:

"Hey, what about the US Citizens still held by Hamas as hostages?"

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (dIske)

134 103. This is how you beat the lame “weird” stuff. Get out there and speak. Answer questions.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (7PziG)

135 @76

>>Alec Baldwin’s Rust shooting trial was ‘improperly dismissed’ by judge, says prosecutor

Damn right it was, basically someone was allowed to muddy the waters and set a trap by proffering up some homemade ammunition to provide a bullshit reason to throw out the case.

Now don't misunderstand me, I don't think Baldwin should have been facing trial but be that as it may, the reason for dismissing the case was total bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)

136 At least it isn't the bat faced freak from Arizona. I can't look at him.

Yeah, that guy sucks.

Posted by: Asshole From El Paso at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (Q0kLU)

137 112 We are prouds of VP Harris for pickinh a person that supports Gay Children of Coler Rights.......
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (BSF0H)

Coler as in colorectal?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (x0n13)

138 So the Walzs are closing in?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (AylSc)

139 One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness

That's like saying, "One person's concentration camp is another person's day job"

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (wra9p)

140

" Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer threw out the case against the Hollywood star,"

Paid off, obviously.

This Walz guy is really weird.

Just need to keep on saying that. Anyone that is that interested in transing kids is really weird.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (et1vG)

141 >>Mmmm...Entenmann's.....

Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)
-

True for many UPF products.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (gq5yh)

142 125 Wilz winning reelection in 2022 is not exactly a data point of success.

BLM was still riding high.
Trump hate was still strong.
Covid was still "officially" a pandemic.
And, it's MN.

He won in 2018 with 1.393m to 1.097.
2022 was 1.312m to 1.119m

So, uh, yeah: Electoral powerhouse
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (l3206)

======

Also, we know that the Muslim population has been ballot harvesting rather...aggressively for a while, calling into question his ability to actually win over voters.

He can win a rigged game, sure. But so can any warm body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

143 Walz 'n' Kamala
Walz 'n' Kamala
You'll vote Walz 'n' Kamala with me

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)

144 That chick with the nail in her head is hot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (npjob)

145 The programming by the Left / Deep State is truly impressive
Posted by: browndig nosing about at August 06, 2024 01:17 PM (TTAGa)

It isn't the programming that is impressive, it is the stupidity of their programees that is impressive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (pohLc)

146 "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."

-
I think you mean "cemented into this party." Or maybe Gorilla Glued.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (L/fGl)

147
Whenever I check the facebook feed for my town it is now full of people who've had packages stolen from their porch or cars broken into.

Posted by: 18-1

Crime is down, bigot. Lowest levels ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (plL4B)

148 “Although the court’s final order has not yet been filed, undersigned counsel contends that the
court misunderstood the testimony on July 12, 2024, and improperly dismissed the case against
Mr. Baldwin,” Ms. Morrissey said in the documents.

https://tinyurl.com/s2evyewz

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (ZHVrD)

The check cleared. I misunderstood nothing.

Posted by: Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (FCbAQ)

149 So, not surprisingly, Coconut's first big decision is a flop. Imagine four years of bad decisions by a President Coconut. We'd look like ... Minneapolis.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (qUkBO)

150 "Tear down this Walz!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:23 PM (x0n13)
******
Nice! lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (NpAcC)

151 So what has to happen to insure Chicago burns to the ground? Cuz I was promised Chicago burning to the ground.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (FmapG)

152 >>Mmmm...Entenmann's.....

Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)
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One word: ... Plastics

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (krQz2)

153

If only she picked Shapiro, they'd have said Biden called a lid and Kamala called a Yid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (x0n13)

154 Tim Walz is the same age as Kamala. Whew!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (GMx4K)

155
What strange days we live in where Van Jones is a voice of reason. That just freaks. me. out.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 01:20 PM (6RwsA)

VJ is probably one of the smartest of these commie cocksuckers. He definitely wants to get to the same destination of the total destruction of Western Civilization, but he's smart enough not to underestimate his opponents, meaning us deplorables. That makes him dangerous

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (y9nCu)

156 NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”

Yes, they're expected to make a profit.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

157 I like what I've seen of him. The actual strategy is to appeal to baby boomers (like me). Our age group typically makes it to the polls to vote and they don’t want us to feel left out.

This is a rising tide lifts all boats pick. And good for PA. In 18 months Josh Shapiro has turned the state around, but the job is not finished. PA needs full steam ahead.

Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him. OMG I am loosing my governor!

What's Scarborough's problem? Shapiro carries PA, anti-semitism, blah blah. Bill Kristol, too. He's like the anti-Midas touch with VP candidates.

This is a man who resonates truth when he speaks to voters. He can carry the message, nationally. He has this energy, not of a packaged politician, but of transparency and believability. VP Harris didn't pick him to win a state. She picked him to win the election. I tell you, this is GOLD.

I was hoping Mark Kelly for a high energy ticket. Waltz shores up the base maybe, but I don't see his broader appeal. Kamala is probably way sharper than I when figuring all the pieces out so I am good with this and 100% behind this ticket.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

158
He can win a rigged game, sure. But so can any warm body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ridi

This is about me isn't it?
-(sc)UM Football

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)

159
Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)

___________

"But we saved money and generated higher shareholder returns!" - the MBAs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (1Nxff)

160 Build Bridges, Not Walz

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (lmY9R)

161 The dims were never gonna take jew

Not even an ultra self loathing one
walz is choice outta deperation

Posted by: mott at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (hzGYw)

162
That's like saying, "One person's concentration camp is another person's day job"
Posted by: Halfhand

Well done. Pithy.

I think "career" would work, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (plL4B)

163 I think you mean "cemented into this party." Or maybe Gorilla Glued.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM

Flex Sealed. Handjob man in a can.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (DmptV)

164 I saw yesterday that Kamala was kicked out of the situation room before the meeting was over.
My guess is that she is too dumb to effectively follow orders.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (t/2Uw)
-

My guess is they dragged her out by her heels while she continued shrieking "Kill the Jews! Kills the Jews!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (gq5yh)

165 I'm laughing at the Tampon Tim meme even though I have no idea where it came from.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

166 hard to think otherwise with this VP pick… he has the charisma of a sea urchin…
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 01:12 PM (PCK5/)

Well, Kamala has the charm and charisma of a rabid porcupine and the intelligence of mold so.... Seems like a good match.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (4XwPj)

167 157 Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him. OMG I am loosing my governor!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

========

"But Vance does nothing in the Midwest!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

168 152 >>Mmmm...Entenmann's.....

Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)

I probably had my last bite of anything Entenmann's in the very early 80s.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (x0n13)

169 Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM (X1WfU)

=====

I was afraid of that. I have fond memories of eating Entenmann's coffee cake at Grandma's house.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

170 103 That Vance presser was awesome. His biggest problem won't be debating Walz, which will be a breeze, it will be not outshining Trump.
Posted by: Archimedes
======
Remains to be seen whether Vance can actually forge a relationship with average people like Trump can. Whatever his faults, there is literally no other candidate that can fill an auditorium and talk to them for hours without some ludicrous celebutard tacked on to attract them.

That is a rare talent. Reagan, Ike, and Clinton were natural politicians as was FDR.

But FDR was one of the few that could fill a large open air rally just like his cousin Theodore could way back when. Rare talent politically.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (qdbNv)

171 Rachel Levine in drag.
Posted

Would that mean cargo pants and a flannel shirt?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (t/2Uw)

172 Kamala is probably way sharper than I
-------

This I actually believe.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (lmY9R)

173 @149

>>So, not surprisingly, Coconut's first big decision is a flop. Imagine four years of bad decisions by a President Coconut. We'd look like ... Minneapolis.

Much like The Meat Puppet, if she's successfully installed, she's not going to be running anything.

In fact, I will bet that if she's installed, you will see more press conferences from Walz than you do her.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

174 Why doesn't Van Jones run for office? He'd be scarily effective, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (Gse2f)

175 Old and busted: The Blue Danube

New and cool: The Red Danube

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (L/fGl)

176 Walz is such low hanging fruit for anyone already slagging on the Harris selection, she must be putting ALL her trust in the DNC fraud machine.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (2xB3Z)

177 They win by losing, too. Be rid of Knee Pads and this Walz douche.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 01:16 PM (2wLXd)

If Harris loses by 80 points, Walz will still be Governor of Minnesota the day after the election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (U7wke)

178 You have two bottles of wine with lunch and then try to blow an intelligence officer in the situation room and all of a sudden everybody goes super serious.

Posted by: Kamala at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Y8lzz)

179 Burgermeister MeisterBurger

Posted by: Duh at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Ahg10)

180 She also picked the VP who has a face and body for radio. AM radio.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (B1dzx)

181 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

You know in a way, they are impressive in how fast they fall in line with the group think.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (ZtyUu)

182 If Walz has a bit of Wellstone in him how close was he to the plane crash?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (kCLO6)

183 157 Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU
============
I didn't know that Wellstone was gay and that he did the nasty with Walz. The things you learn from the DU.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (qdbNv)

184 Walz . . . Vienna . . . Nazi. He's a Nazi!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He's a Dem. Of course he's a Nazi.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (ZHVrD)

185 My daughter wants to know if they will use the song in the campaign

Posted by: Duh at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (Ahg10)

186 Van Jones has a degree of pragmatism that is rare to find in the party of the Demons.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (X1WfU)

187 175 Old and busted: The Blue Danube

New and cool: The Red Danube
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (L/fGl)

When the Germans occupied Budapest, they shot Jews into the Danube by the hundreds and it did earn that moniker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (x0n13)

188 who has the juice to tell the VP to GTFO of the meeting?

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (/7KEl)

189 Well, now the rest of the country gets to see what an absolute piece of dung Timmah Walz is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (DmptV)

190 You know in a way, they are impressive in how fast they fall in line with the group think.
Posted by: IC
========
Classic conformists that have enabled some of history's greatest disasters and inhuman suffering.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (qdbNv)

191 Tim's mugshot:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8nxrjr

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (DPVkC)

192 Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU

Define "midwest".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (ZHVrD)

193
Heavy turnout this morning in my Michigan precinct for the primary.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (j4U/Z)

194 I doubt there is a senior member of the Democrat Party that believes they can beat Trump/Vance with Harris/Walz in any kind of a fair election. Just 4 years ago they rigged the primary put Joe over Bernie and the country has turned more communist since then.

They are either planning to cheat at levels never imagined, take Trump out or focus on down ballot races. Harris/Walz makes zero sense in a national election.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (LkLld)

195 Wait until someone finds the Jewish relative in Walz's family tree.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (KAi1n)

196 Well Germans that like Socialism have never been a problem before.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (lmY9R)

197 Is The Situation still here? I'd like to meet him. I loved that show! Why are you all looking at me funny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Coconut Harris at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (qUkBO)

198 You know in a way, they are impressive in how fast they fall in line with the group think.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (ZtyUu)

It’s amazing how many sentences it takes to say they agree with everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (npjob)

199 Harris Walz: It's Easy As One Two Three!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

200 Remains to be seen whether Vance can actually forge a relationship with average people like Trump can. Whatever his faults, there is literally no other candidate that can fill an auditorium and talk to them for hours without some ludicrous celebutard tacked on to attract them.

I'd be astonished if he couldn't, given his background. As far as Trump is concerned, he appeals to a segment of the pop, but I am in the segment that finds his shtick boring. Which segment is bigger? Beats me.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

201
That's like saying lori lightfoot is a "classic midwesterner."

The COPING from these DUmmies is astounding.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (plL4B)

202 Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten

Congrats
@Tim_Walz!
As Governor his record has been exemplary including record funding for public education, protecting reproductive rights, expanding collective bargaining, access to affordable childcare & paid family and medical leave.
@KamalaHarris
made a great choice!!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)

203 Katie Robertson
@katie_robertson·4h
NEW: Axios is laying off 50 people across the company. CEO @JimVandeHei just sent out this note — which says the layoffs are because of “changes in the media business”

very sad.
Posted by: ace is very exacting when it comes to memes in Main Posts at August 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KRtlO)

I'd recommend that they learn to code but, unless they're Indian, there's no jobs there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (U7wke)

204 Whig, have you seen Vance? His likeability is off the charts. He talks in perfectly understandable English while describing complex events. I saw a video where he is just sitting with three pretty young YouTubers and looked right at home.
Granted, I am a huge fan girl but there is a reason that his book was and is a best seller and the movie resonates.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (t/2Uw)

205 So the media is the Red Orchestra?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (AylSc)

206 Define "midwest".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Pric

Big 10 states, ya know like New Jersey, Maryland, Washington, Oregon and California.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (CIS44)

207 hasn't

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (LkLld)

208 "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness"

The motte is so far from the bailey in that statement that you can't even see the bailey from the motte.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (VGRuw)

209 Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU
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I didn't know that Wellstone was gay and that he did the nasty with Walz. The things you learn from the DU.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (qdbNv)
_________

Pure hopeium from IDU. Walz is repellent to most Minnesotans, let alone PA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

210
waltz is an older, shorter, balder version of Bob O'Rourke

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (plL4B)

211 Note the vapors from the establishment about Trump calling out Kemp and Ratshitburger in his Atlanta GA rally last week. That was in part daring them to allow the cheat in 2024 and in part warning people about Kemp who wants to run for Senate in 2026 (against Ossoff reportedly).
--
I had thought that maybe Trump had a truce with them, what with the record fundraising earlier this year in Atlanta and the rallies there.
But holy balls, he stripped the hide off of those two shitburgers.
And their response was pure GOPe slop, the utter delusion of the establishment, the unique response only seen on the Republican side that sneers at conservatives, deluded that winning office confers infallibility as to voter's wishes.
So long as the Atlanta Urinal Constipation and CNN flatter him, he thinks he's popular.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (l3206)

212 188 who has the juice to tell the VP to GTFO of the meeting?
Posted by: Don Black
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Remaining Biden loyalists probably. They don't like Kamala's backstabbing and the coup against them. Supposedly Biden endorsed Kamala as a F/U to Obama's and Pelosi's coup.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (qdbNv)

213 Why doesn't Van Jones run for office? He'd be scarily effective, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (Gse2f)

Give up his cushy gig, to actually do a little bit of work and get paid less? Nah, he knows he has it good.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (K861k)

214 https://tinyurl.com/2vsf5wdr
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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*snort* Tampon Tim. That is hilarious.

Posted by: scampydog at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (2bFN5)

215
Whenever I check the facebook feed for my town it is now full of people who've had packages stolen from their porch or cars broken into.

Posted by: 18-1

I have everything delivered to work. It helps when you're the boss with a small shop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (y9nCu)

216 That is a rare talent. Reagan, Ike, and Clinton were natural politicians as was FDR.

But FDR was one of the few that could fill a large open air rally just like his cousin Theodore could way back when. Rare talent politically.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (qdbN

Clinton never reached 50% of the vote in both elections. He was just another Dem politician propped up by the MSM.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (B1dzx)

217 Movement is happening in various primaries around the US kicking out the GOPe. It just may not happening fast enough before the deluge comes from Uncle Sam's fiscal meltdown.

Now comes the dangerous time. When members of Congress with nothing to lose toss one final fuck you at their constituents.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (U7wke)

218 Hunter Thompson famously threw in with McGovern; and was basically on the payroll. He detested Hubert Humphrey and made him look bad whenever he got the chance.

Thompson started a rumor about Edmund Muskie about the time of the Eagleton shock treatment scandal or right before I suppose, Muskie was secret Ibogaine addict. Nobody had ever heard of Ibogaine, but it didn’t matter.

Thompson famously took a road trip of sorts with Richard Nixon. It’s true. Nixon demanded a member of the press that could talk intelligently about football, and Hunter was about the only one.

Another interesting cat, not on the level of Thompson; was a young pollster slash campaign advisor named Pat Caudell. He died in 2019

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (ATNHY)

219 I like what I've seen of him. The actual strategy is to appeal to baby boomers (like me). Our age group typically makes it to the polls to vote and they don’t want us to feel left out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

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He's the same age as Harris. How does that help the boomer vote? Because he LOOKS 70+, I guess?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

220 Why doesn't Van Jones run for office? He'd be scarily effective, no?

Good question.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (xCA6C)

221 Fly Guy, come get your ho. She drunk.

*cue Fly Guy Theme*

Posted by: Sifty at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (sgruV)

222 JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor

Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq

==

uh oh, if this keeps up , she might drop him before convention !

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (V13WU)

223 Interests are organic.

They also cause you to weigh strategies as to how they impact your central interest.

The BLM riots were NOT in the interests of Minnesotans.

They are of "interest" to an abstract Cause of expressing the "voice" of a victim demographic that just wants to express the "right thing" and feel compelled to be on the "right side" in every situation, and think that doing so "despite the costs" is "virtue".

And now we see all the big city STUPIDITY flows from this valuation of "worthy costs" (as reconciled to a theory) and spurning of "interests", however enlightened.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (krQz2)

224 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

You know in a way, they are impressive in how fast they fall in line with the group think.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (ZtyUu)

The memes of NPCs simply changing their masks and slogans is so accurate

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (RhGG0)

225 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Nvors)

226 Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.

My Dad used to buy that crap. It was always disgusting. The "chocolate" had a weird plasticky flavor and texture. The "cake" was like cheap box mix cake that had been left out a few days.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Odg76)

227 Van Jones has a degree of pragmatism that is rare to find in the party of the Demons.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:30 PM (X1WfU)

And he will make the trains run on time...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (d9fT1)

228 Remains to be seen whether Vance can actually forge a relationship with average people like Trump can

Good Lord. Vance came outta poor white trash. Addicted mama, raised by foul mouthed granny. About as far from an elitist as you can get.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (pohLc)

229 I sense the opportunity for a mockery song called Walzing Kamala.

Posted by: Waltzing Matilda at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Ybyk2)

230 JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor

Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq

---
How dare they!

The GOP is swift-boating again!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

231 But holy balls, he stripped the hide off of those two shitburgers.
And their response was pure GOPe slop, the utter delusion of the establishment, the unique response only seen on the Republican side that sneers at conservatives, deluded that winning office confers infallibility as to voter's wishes.
So long as the Atlanta Urinal Constipation and CNN flatter him, he thinks he's popular.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
Kemp has laid his bets with the WEF and Ratshitburger with Dems and the PRC. Kemp personally is one despicable weasel on par with his corrupt predecessor as governor.

Guy became wealthy in office which is always a sign of douchebaggery.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (qdbNv)

232 58 Are deaf people allowed to drink and drive?
Posted by: ...

Yes, this is well known. In fact, I can hear, but have tinnitus. My County Sheriff authorized me to drive drunk and stoned. I keep a bong and a bottle of vodka right there in the console.

Posted by: Motor Voter at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (CV8a5)

233 Why doesn't Van Jones run for office? He'd be scarily effective, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:28 PM (Gse2f)

He'd have to actually work instead of run his stupid fucking gob about the glories of a broken, unworkable, eternally-failing political system.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (OguvZ)

234
Hunter Thompson famously threw in with McGovern; and was basically on the payroll. He detested Hubert Humphrey and made him look bad whenever he got the chance.

_________

Hunter Thompson was an overrated, drunken, drugged-up piece of filth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (1Nxff)

235 Walz . . . Vienna . . . Nazi. He's a Nazi!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
.......

Walz... Vienna... Sausage... Tiny penis

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

236 Liberal media reacts to Gov Tim Walz as VP pick: Harris 'reliably makes bad political decisions'

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (/7KEl)

237 Doesn't picking Waltz blow up their "Prosecutor and the Felon" narrative?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (oZhjI)

238 You can't go wrong with Pound Cake.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (FmapG)

239 He's the same age as Harris. How does that help the boomer vote? Because he LOOKS 70+, I guess?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

I thought he was in his 70's TBH. Kamala at least, takes care of her appearance.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (ZtyUu)

240
---
How dare they!

The GOP is swift-boating again!
Posted by: Axeman

And so close to McCain's funeral!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (plL4B)

241 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (l3206)

Kemp’s initial response was basically ‘in spite of what Donald Trump said, I’m still on in on defeating Harris’ .

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (B1dzx)

242 Another interesting cat, not on the level of Thompson; was a young pollster slash campaign advisor named Pat Caudell. He died in 2019
Posted by: Common Tater

Ahhh, the Walrus. Loved that guy. His cynicism and dourness (?) were just so real and honest that they were positive attributes.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (KAi1n)

243 How dare they!

The GOP is swift-boating again!
Posted by: Axeman

Sssshhh. We don't really want Walz off teh ticket. If the Cheat wins, we want incompetents in office. If the cheat doesn't work, we want as big a margin as possible to piss on the uniparty.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (qdbNv)

244 Another campaign hot button should be what a horrible boss she is. It's one thing for a veep to abuse appointees so badly that they quit in droves, but as POTUS? What would be the national security ramifications of a White House with a 90%+ staff turnover rate?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (wzAuc)

245 I have decided to vote for Harris because of her VP Pick. He is for Tampon and Kotex Machines in Men's Bathrooms which is Strategically Important to Men's Ass Health.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (Mig/N)

246 Powerline blocked me because I called out Hinderaker. What a pussy. Never Trumping turd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (DmptV)

247 “Well Germans that like Socialism have never been a problem before.”
——-

Point this out to your bolshie friends! “Real Nazziiism has never been tried!”

Ha!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (ATNHY)

248 I think Walz is terrible but am noodling on MN (should go Dem), the Muslim vote (MI), and them stealing PA. That leaves WI for the 270. When do we get our promised Poll post, Mr. Ace?

Posted by: scampydog at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (2bFN5)

249 The GOP is swift-boating again!
Posted by: Axeman

And this time they haven't even got a boat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (L/fGl)

250 Kamala at least, takes care of her appearance.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Black don't crack.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (KAi1n)

251 Van Jones has a degree of pragmatism that is rare to find in the party of the Demons.
Posted by: garrett

I see Carville the same way. Jones is a more physically attractive person. But those two seem more pragmatic and strangely intellectually honest.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (4XwPj)

252 "Kemp’s initial response was basically ‘in spite of what Donald Trump said, I’m still on in on defeating Harris’ .
Posted by: polynikes"

He's not even as brave as Romney.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (vFG9F)

253 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.
Posted by: RebeccaH at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Nvors)

I am Groot.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (AiZBA)

254 A staffer told me this is the Democratic Party admitting they can’t win the presidency in November and trying to play the turnout game to keep the senate. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (d1nBw)

255 I like to see a history book written by these clowns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (U8nIs)

256 "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness"

The motte is so far from the bailey in that statement that you can't even see the bailey from the motte.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 01:32 PM (VGRuw)
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compelled "neighborliness" is TIGHT!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (krQz2)

257 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.

Stop being burdened by the things that burden you.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (N5XF/)

258 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.

Yes, but she makes up for it by using the same words multiple times in the same sentence.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (xCA6C)

259 254 A staffer told me this is the Democratic Party admitting they can’t win the presidency in November and trying to play the turnout game to keep the senate. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (d1nBw)

=======

1. *fingers crossed*
2. That's doom loop thinking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

260 And anybody would know that it's not just "marbled" in, it comes from a demographic they are eagerly courting.

No, he was correct, they're marbled in. Good Democrats shut up and vote as they're told. Bad Democrats speak in public and remind people how evil Democrats are. This specific subset of anti-Semitic people haven't been properly homogenized into the Borg yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (U7wke)

261 The Walzing Marxist

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (IG4Id)

262 Walz is a younger, gayer version of Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (qUkBO)

263
Not to be confused with Jack Woltz:

https://youtu.be/VC1_tdnZq1A?si=qFTc_k3tV5_4OITE&t=42

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (plL4B)

264 Ahhh, the Walrus. Loved that guy. His cynicism and dourness (?) were just so real and honest that they were positive attributes.
Posted by: SFGoth
=====
The real political analyst types are more like Caddell. The Dem cheat and rotten boroughs though has rotted their ability to actually address problems of average Americans.

The GOP uniparty side has always hated those people for class reasons.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (qdbNv)

265 This ticket is to the left of Gus Hall/Angela Davis in 1976.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (JvZF+)

266 228
I have worried about this too. A good segment of MAGA is loyal to Trump. Full stop. Who will "inherit" them when PDT leaves office in 2029?

Posted by: jmel at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (RWHIh)

267 Walz is a younger, gayer version of Bernie Sanders.

Does that mean Timmah write rape fiction about...male victims?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI)

268 Kamala at least, takes care of her appearance.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Black don't crack.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:36 PM (KAi1n)
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No black, either, then!

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (krQz2)

269 Kemp opened GA before the other COVID closed states and Trump criticized him for it. . But Trump supporters said it was okay because Kemp deserves it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (B1dzx)

270
One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness

That's like saying, "One person's concentration camp is another person's day job"
Posted by: Halfhand

I'm your Uncle Ernie and I welcome you to Timmy's holiday camp!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

271 They are either planning to cheat at levels never imagined, take Trump out or focus on down ballot races. Harris/Walz makes zero sense in a national election.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (LkLld)

Or some combination of all of the above.

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (xhfG9)

272 BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor

Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq

==

uh oh, if this keeps up , she might drop him before convention !
Posted by: runner

Imagine running for President and the only vetting you do is to ask someone, "do you want to be my VP"?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (ZHVrD)

273 Stop being burdened by the things that burden you.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (N5XF/)

=====

I heard this in The Sphinx's voice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

274 @218 Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail tells the story that he zonked out of his gourd in a press breakfast area. He starts hearing someone say "sheriff, sheriff" . He remembers he ran for sheriff on the Freak Power Party and looks up and it's McGovern trying to say hello

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (kCLO6)

275 242 Another interesting cat, not on the level of Thompson; was a young pollster slash campaign advisor named Pat Caudell. He died in 2019
Posted by: Common Tater

Ahhh, the Walrus. Loved that guy. His cynicism and dourness (?) were just so real and honest that they were positive attributes.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (KAi1n)
How about zombie Lee Atwater back from the dead, ready to shred?

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (x/zjZ)

276
btw, the movie doesn't mention it, but Jack Woltz was a major pedophile.

Puzo was brutal to hollywood producer Jack Woltz's character AND the terrible mothers who wanted their daughters to be famous.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (plL4B)

277 This ticket is to the left of Gus Hall/Angela Davis in 1976.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

They're finally making up for the offense of putting Davis in the VP slot.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (KAi1n)

278 There I was, on the battle line in Iraq, next to Beau Biden.

The shouts and screams of the Future Minnesotans on the other side of the line got louder, as they prepared to attack again.

I told Beau: "They may kill us, but at least we'll die happy, knowing that they will all be getting Green Cards eventually".

Posted by: The Last Walz! at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (uxCna)

279 This ticket is to the left of Gus Hall/Angela Davis in 1976.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (JvZF+)

My people!

Posted by: John Brennan at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (K861k)

280 252 "Kemp’s initial response was basically ‘in spite of what Donald Trump said, I’m still on in on defeating Harris’ .
Posted by: polynikes"
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Actually, Kemp whined about Trump attacking his family after his wife put out a public statement that she was voting write in for Kemp as president.

He is a worthless piece of uniparty WEF shit and a corrupt douchebag to boot.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (qdbNv)

281 Pat advised the Donald Trump campaign, if Wiki can be believed.

Gary Hart was in charge of the McGovern campaign, to put in context. Pat Caudell had some interesting polling strategies, and went on to really game out the ‘76 primary season with the Carter campaign. He could walk right in the Oval office and he was never really on the payroll or a cabinet post or anything.

Win elections for people can open doors for sure

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (ATNHY)

282 Hunter Thompson was an overrated, drunken, drugged-up piece of filth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 01:35 PM (1Nxff)

He was my best friend. I blew him

out of a cannon after he died. Cost me a forture, it did.

Posted by: Johnny Depp, or maybe Nick Cage. You decide at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (FCbAQ)

283
The "chocolate" had a weird plasticky flavor and texture.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Odg76

MRE first generation Chocolate Covered Cookie...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

284 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.
Posted by: RebeccaH at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Nvors)

Didn't Obama's "soaring rhetoric" do the same?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (lmY9R)

285 I like Mr. Harris because he is a lot like me. He got his Kid's Under age Babysitter Pregnant and that takes a real Man to do that. Not some flaming Cackling Homo Guy that is Pussy Whipped by his 25% Black Wife !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (hbjSA)

286 uh oh, if this keeps up , she might drop him before convention !
Posted by: runner

Why would that matter?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (KAi1n)

287 >>Van Jones has a degree of pragmatism that is rare to find in the party of the Demons.

He only started getting that degree after being tosses out of the Obama administration for hating whitey and basically being a communist.

He's a dyed in the wool racist, communist but he's smart enough to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)

288 Kami Klueless seems to have only ten or twelve words in her vocabulary, because she uses the same ones over and over in her speeches.

Hard to use more words with a dick in your mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (ZHVrD)

289 224 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (RGq2E)

You know in a way, they are impressive in how fast they fall in line with the group think.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 06, 2024 01:29 PM (ZtyUu)

The memes of NPCs simply changing their masks and slogans is so accurate
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2024 01:33 PM (RhGG0)

Accurate and cult reliable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (EvUVd)

290 266 228
I have worried about this too. A good segment of MAGA is loyal to Trump. Full stop. Who will "inherit" them when PDT leaves office in 2029?
Posted by: jmel at August

The person who earns it. This is not a dilemma.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (pZEOD)

291 269 Kemp opened GA before the other COVID closed states and Trump criticized him for it. . But Trump supporters said it was okay because Kemp deserves it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (B1dzx)

Not exactly how it goes. A number of Trump supporters were not happy that Trump gigged Kemp for opening Georgia early. I for one made the argument that it was a bad choice for Trump to criticize Kemp then.

I don't know that anyone actually thinks Kemp deserved that. And I suspect it was part of the reason Kemp had it in for Trump afterward.

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (xhfG9)

292 Now don't misunderstand me, I don't think Baldwin should have been facing trial but be that as it may, the reason for dismissing the case was total bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 01:25 PM (XV/Pl)

He pulled the trigger. How is he not guilty of manslaughter?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (U7wke)

293 Trump’s running mate, Sen. JD Vance, wouldn’t answer the simple question of whether he’ll debate Walz. So at least that part of the fear in the Trump-Vance campaign is real.

Trump and Vance are facing a ticket of normal, happy people with solid policy chops and the energy and enthusiasm to get the job done, and it’s terrifying them.

Nate Silver Has a Sad Over Walz. He argued for Shapiro and was ignored. "Tim Walz is a Minnesota Nice choice...from the family of Tim Kaine-style VP choices: inoffensive, unlikely to cause any harm, “safe”...I believe he’s probably the wrong choice, a step back toward the Democratic Party’s instincts to triangulate instead of the boldness the Harris campaign has displayed so far."

Walz is the guy who made “weird” go viral, which the GOP still doesn’t know how to respond to (“I know you are, but what am I?” is the most they’ve come up with). And Silver thinks Walz is “inoffensive”??!!!

Walz is the guy who welcomed the Somalis, who made sure they got properly settled, and who brags about how well they’ve integrated into Minnesota.

Posted by: Intercepted Daiky Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (RGq2E)

294 276
btw, the movie doesn't mention it, but Jack Woltz was a major pedophile.

Puzo was brutal to hollywood producer Jack Woltz's character AND the terrible mothers who wanted their daughters to be famous.
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Yeah, Sinatra was pissed, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (FmapG)

295 Gus Hall was a real nasty piece. Or maybe I’m thinking of the other nasty piece that ran perennially.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (ATNHY)

296 “ 1. *fingers crossed*
2. That's doom loop thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)”

Their internal polling does not look like the national polling. Clamala is at her peak and it’s still not good.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (d1nBw)

297 The "chocolate" had a weird plasticky flavor and texture.
Posted by: bonhomme

MRE first generation Chocolate Covered Cookie...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The John Wayne cookie.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (ZHVrD)

298 From 2022:

Minnesota Gov. Walz slammed for ‘stolen valor’ by veteran who served in same unit

"Walz served as the unit’s highest non-commissioned officer after he was conditionally promoted to command sergeant major on April 1, 2005, records show. On May 16, 2005, Walz retired from the guard, avoided the deployment, and ran for Congress."

Coward.
*spit*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (DPVkC)

299 This ticket is to the left of Gus Hall/Angela Davis in 1976.

So was Mitt Romney when he ran in 2012.

Far, Far left in 1976 is now "moderate Democrat"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (oZhjI)

300 There I was, on the battle line in Iraq, next to Beau Biden.

Earlier, of course, I was on the battle line at Little Round Top, when that glory hound, Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, stole my thunder.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (xCA6C)

301 Walz can bring in PA. He is a classic midwesterner. A bit of Paul Wellstone in him.
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Proving the DU know nothing about him.

1) MN is not a midwestern state.
2) As I pointed out above, an incumbent losing vote share on his reelection is not a good candidate.
But, they also believe that Kamabla winning ... CA is proof she can appeal to broad segments of the population nationwide.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (l3206)

302 Imagine running for President and the only vetting you do is to ask someone, "do you want to be my VP"?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:38 PM (ZHVrD)

right??

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (V13WU)

303 293 Trump and Vance are facing a ticket of normal, happy people with solid policy chops and the energy and enthusiasm to get the job done, and it’s terrifying them.

Posted by: Intercepted Daiky Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (RGq2E)

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Also, it's racist to ask Kamala what her policy accomplishments are. Also, she was never the border czar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

304 Thanks Tensor, we all need cat girls in space wearing a pink thong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (AylSc)

305 Minnesota Gov. Walz slammed for ‘stolen valor’ by veteran who served in same unit

https://tinyurl.com/4ueky9vz

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (DPVkC)

306 The world wouldn't survive the bitchiness of a Harris - Whitmer ticket....

Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (jvJvP)

307 I wonder if the reaction in the Trump campaign is anything like Churchill's, when he heard that Hitler had declared war on the U.S.?

I recall reading that he joyfully proclaimed something like "Oh Lord, You have delivered mine enemy into my hands!!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (gfztU)

308 "and trying to play the turnout game to keep the senate."

Ha. They're going to lose Turnout. Turnout. Turnout. It's going to be biblical. Unless there's an Obvious Steal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (Gse2f)

309 250 Kamala at least, takes care of her appearance.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Black don't crack.
Posted by: SFGoth

Take a good look at her turkey neck!

Posted by: Willie Wattle at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (CV8a5)

310 296 Their internal polling does not look like the national polling. Clamala is at her peak and it’s still not good.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (d1nBw)

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I suspect it looks a lot like the leaked internals from right after the debate.

NM was in play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

311 "Tim Walz Covid Snitch Line"

Coming to a country near you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

312 I would say that there's probably some pregnant nanny in Walz' past. But looking at this guy, I don't think he's the type to have affairs with anyone who can get pregnant. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

313 169 Sadly, they only taste good in your memory. Everything of theirs I have tried in the last 10 years has been disgusting.

Don't know what they stopped using, but their recipes have gone to shit.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:24 PM

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Little Debby oatmeal/creme cakes in the house. My inner 6-year-old with baby teeth keeps clamoring for them and this 29+ dude with 9 root canals in the rearview keeps caving.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)

314 283
The "chocolate" had a weird plasticky flavor and texture.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Odg76

MRE first generation Chocolate Covered Cookie...
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Did you ever try a shit disc that came in C-rats?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (FmapG)

315 He is a worthless piece of uniparty WEF shit and a corrupt douchebag to boot.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:39 PM (qdbNv)

Which is why I didn't mind Trump's comments about Kemp opening up Georgia, as uncomfortable as it was. He expected that Kemp was going to use the opening to screw him. Whether it be by releasing statistics that showed it was the wrong decision or whatever. He just didn't trust him and rightfully so.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (lmY9R)

316 273 The Sphinx doesn't get enough coverage.

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (jmkKK)

317 Walz looks like my dad.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (KRtlO)

318 Walz is probably gonna end up with a horse head in his bed

Posted by: mott at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (hzGYw)

319 Hunter Thompson was an overrated, drunken, drugged-up piece of filth.

I once read Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail. Good God, what a trainwreck that book is.

Posted by: Asshole From El Paso at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (Q0kLU)

320 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE GIVE JOEY A GOOD SHOVE INTO THAT RUSSIAN PLANE, CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND HIM, POUND ON THE FUSELAGE, AND SHOUT TO THE PILOT, "YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, PAL!"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 01:21 PM (xG4kz)

because the pilot and flight crew were standing on the tarmac beside the plane when Biden decided to do his Imperial Walk up the stairs.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (D7oie)

321 I wonder if the idiots at DU come over here and copy our comments to paste them over there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (EvUVd)

322 Walz is the guy who welcomed the Somalis, who made sure they got properly settled, and who brags about how well they’ve integrated into Minnesota.
Posted by: Intercepted Daiky Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (RGq2E)
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Yeah, those same Somalis integrated so well, they murdered an Australian tourist in MN!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

323 308 "and trying to play the turnout game to keep the senate."

Ha. They're going to lose Turnout. Turnout. Turnout. It's going to be biblical. Unless there's an Obvious Steal.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (Gse2f)

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If there's one thing, one event or choice, that's going to affect turnout, it's the assassination attempt against Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

324 My guess is they dragged her out by her heels while she continued shrieking "Kill the Jews! Kills the Jews!"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:27 PM (gq5yh)

I'm sure she only meant the one to whom she's married. He probably forgot her birthday or something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (U7wke)

325 There I was, on the battle line in Iraq, next to Beau Biden.

The shouts and screams of the Future Minnesotans on the other side of the line got louder, as they prepared to attack again.

I told Beau: "They may kill us, but at least we'll die happy, knowing that they will all be getting Green Cards eventually".

Look. Fats, this is a lie. Everyone knows Beau died while storming the beaches of Normandy. I found out while sitting in a jail cell with Rosa Parks, Martin Luther and Jesus Christ himself in Selma for protesting for equal rights. Corn Pop broke the news to me. He was a tough dude, Corn Pop.

Posted by: Joe "Joey" Biden at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (N5XF/)

326 Kemp opened GA before the other COVID closed states and Trump criticized him for it. . But Trump supporters said it was okay because Kemp deserves it.

Posted by: polynikes "

Kemp is a two faced liar. A typical scumbag politician. The state was never locked down like a lot of blue states. I've got a few problems with the guy myself and I live in GA. Yes, Trumps criticism was unwarranted. He makes his share of mistakes.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

327 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

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Neither can out bicycle you, Pig Boy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

328 compelled "neighborliness" is TIGHT!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:37 PM (krQz2)

Welcome to Kolyma HOA!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)

329 I have more Military Medals then a Russian or North Korean General.

So STFU up you Dope Smoking, Hippy, Traitors that supported Che Guevara in Cuba !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (hbjSA)

330 269 Kemp opened GA before the other COVID closed states and Trump criticized him for it. . But Trump supporters said it was okay because Kemp deserves it.

Posted by: polynikes
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Please take him from Georgia, the folks around here will be pleased. Kemp is as vindictive, small minded, and corrupt as they come.

Go back and read a few stories about the 2018 election when he won the governor's race and amidst the court battle over the vote, made sure to erase all the records of voting from a state contractor's servers. He was SoS at the time.

Go back and read his financial reports going back to when he was a state senator up to today. He became a multimillionaire in office.

Now go and actually see his record in Covid. Lots of stuff you never saw on the national media that state and local gubmint employees had to do in response. Truth is that it was not that good but he is pumped up by the Conservative Media pundits because he is a WEF uniparty type and hates Trump.

Like a skunk, Kemp smells a lot worse up close than he does at a distance.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (qdbNv)

331 Kemps x post after the rally

My focus is on winning this November and saving our country from Kamala Harris and the Democrats — not engaging in petty personal insults, attacking fellow Republicans, or dwelling on the past,” he wrote. “You should do the same, Mr. President, and leave my family out of it.”

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (B1dzx)

332 because the pilot and flight crew were standing on the tarmac beside the plane when Biden decided to do his Imperial Walk up the stairs.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (D7oie)

Please tell me that's true because their official story was that Biden wanted to thank the crew.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

333 The world wouldn't survive the bitchiness of a Harris - Whitmer ticket....
Posted by: Stateless

The public cat fights would be epic though.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (WXNFJ)

334 It will be interesting to see which D senate candidates are willing to stand next to them. Rs are at 50 and Tester is toast. Manchin really screwed them.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (t/2Uw)

335 314 283
The "chocolate" had a weird plasticky flavor and texture.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Odg76

MRE first generation Chocolate Covered Cookie...
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Did you ever try a shit disc that came in C-rats?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (FmapG)
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I bet canned cake was pretty good.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (2xB3Z)

336 He's a dyed in the wool racist, communist but he's smart enough to pretend otherwise.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)

This is from CNN in 2019:

http://alturl.com/aat7a

I don't think that video exists anymore but it is Jones asking Democrats about the fact that Trump said Dems were the anti-Semitic party.

It seems Jones has for some period of time - perhaps dating back to getting kicked out of the Obama admin - been warning Dems that anti-Semitism was a bad look for them.

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (xhfG9)

337 Walz is the guy who made “weird” go viral, which the GOP still doesn’t know how to respond to (“I know you are, but what am I?” is the most they’ve come up with). And Silver thinks Walz is “inoffensive”??!!!

Posted by: Intercepted Daiky Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (RGq2E)
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No. My reaction is: To think we could have been calling them weird all along!

New look at childhood insults?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2)

338 I have to admit I'm sort of impressed Hogg even knows cars need oil.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

339 To be fair, the MRE cookies (though never actually separated as far as is known, there were two (2) stuck together) were coated with “tropical chocolate” of a sort more suited for making candles. Good chocolate does not travel well at all.
Those cookies were good! I’d eat one if I had one.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (ATNHY)

340 We're all communists now! Hard work will set us free!!!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (/U5Yz)

341 Walz kind of looks like what would occur if Ralph Wiggums grew up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2024 01:45 PM (kCLO6)

342 "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness"

Don't be a good neighbor!

Posted by: Frank Booth at August 06, 2024 01:46 PM (VGRuw)

343 "btw, the movie doesn't mention it, but Jack Woltz was a major pedophile."

In the original they shot a scene showing that the girl was a nymph-ette but didn't use it. It's in the nine hour version

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 01:46 PM (Gse2f)

344 Thompson ate a .45 round while he was on the phone with his wife

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:46 PM (/7KEl)

345 Can Camera Hogg change the oil in a car?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:46 PM (AylSc)

346 George Sanders committed suicide because he was bored.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

347

Please tell me that's true because their official story was that Biden wanted to thank the crew.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:44 PM (KbCG3

Think that was a joke that got turned into an excuse. Biden just wandered off like he did at the NATO summit.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (t/2Uw)

348 Van Jones is pragmatic where Kamala is silly.

Like Ethel Mertz to Lucy Ricardo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (JvZF+)

349 Did you ever try a shit disc that came in C-rats?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (FmapG)
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I bet canned cake was pretty good.
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No. No it wasn't. Nor was turkey loaf.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (FmapG)

350 Who needs oil I ride the bus

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (lmY9R)

351 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

Is this c*cksucker for real? Vance can probably tune an vintage 1965 Falcon with a butterknife. Walz couldn't ever get down on the ground and then get up - let alone slide underneath a vehicle.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (WXNFJ)

352
Ah, yes, the Saga.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (plL4B)

353 Benny Johnson has a vid of Trump doing the Trump Dance with Adin Ross just before the livestream that drew 600k viewers.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (5ebrm)

354 You know who else committed suicide?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (lmY9R)

355 During Covid he banned people from going outside. He published a hotline for neighbors to call to snitch on each other.

He closed all the churches. Later he banned church choirs from singing.

The liquor stores remained open.

Posted by: WillowViney at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (sQD6Q)

356 It’s amazing how many sentences it takes to say they agree with everything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 01:31 PM (npjob)

Someone should infiltrate them and just start saying "ditto" to everything. I wonder if they'd every catch on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (U7wke)

357 Can Camera Hogg change the oil in a car?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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With those spaghetti arms he is lucky to be able to open the door. No chance on turning a wrench.

Posted by: scampydog at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (2bFN5)

358 With this pick, Kamala has loaded up the plane with fuel and explosives. A Kamalakaze if you will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)

359 Monroe from Too Close for Comfort.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (lmY9R)

360 Said Kamala, looking disheveled,
Our polling is under the level!
Not making the quota,
In blue Minnesota?
I'll just have to Walz with the Devil!

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (MX0bI)

361 Trooper Duffy was thought to be the lone survivor at the Alamo. Turns out, Walz had also snuck out during the night.

Posted by: F Troop Historian at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (CV8a5)

362 We only need 1. Because Vance.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (V13WU)

363 VIDEO: Tim Walz Attacks Rural Minnesota As “Mostly Rocks and Cows” (2017)

“You see those maps,” Walz said to an audience in Minneapolis. “Red and blue and there’s all that red across there. And Democrats go into depression over it. It’s mostly rocks and cows that are in that red area.”

https://tinyurl.com/2nuh4wce

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (DPVkC)

364 339 Took me years to discover the wax paper between them.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (B1C+t)

365 >>Thompson ate a .45 round while he was on the phone with his wife

'Hold on just a second, Honey...'

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (X1WfU)

366 I still think that Shapiro turned her down.. Too much stuff from his past was coming out.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)

367 Pretty sure Vance, being a hillbilly, can not only change the oil, but also refill the turn signal fluid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2024 01:48 PM (EvUVd)

368 The John Wayne cookie.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (ZHVrD)
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People come from everywhere for that cookie.

That's right, pilgrims.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (krQz2)

369 Trump and Vance are facing a ticket of normal, happy people with solid policy chops

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And now for lunch. I think I'll go eat worms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

370 Did you ever try a shit disc that came in C-rats?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (FmapG)
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I bet canned cake was pretty good.
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No. No it wasn't. Nor was turkey loaf.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I kinda liked the fruit cocktail C-rats.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (WXNFJ)

371 351 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

Is this c*cksucker for real? Vance can probably tune an vintage 1965 Falcon with a butterknife. Walz couldn't ever get down on the ground and then get up - let alone slide underneath a vehicle.
Posted by: Tonypete at August

And how many oil changes has David done, pray tell? He couldn’t make a pillow business work.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (pZEOD)

372 I agree on the give up of 2024 by the Dems... it's not Walz really...but he's the natural outcome of that give up.

It was when they failed to assassinate Trump. Then it was clear to the folks orchestrating this from the top that it was over...they needed to get rid of Punchy to help the down ticket - take your loss in the Presidential race and just work toward 2028. This seems to me to be the only logical reason for any of this...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (K+UlC)

373 @346: any movie that featured Sanders in the casr was instantly elevated. Zsa Zsa declared him her favorite husband

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (5ebrm)

374 Like a skunk, Kemp smells a lot worse up close than he does at a distance.
Posted by: whig

Kemp loves the smell of Chinese imports as they arrive in Savannah. The smell of rotting fish heads is his favorite.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (/U5Yz)

375 157 I like what I've seen of him. The actual strategy is to appeal to baby boomers (like me). Our age group typically makes it to the polls to vote and they don’t want us to feel left out.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

DU commenters are delusional.

Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Dzvaz)

376 those Little Debbie oatmeal creme things make me pass out after I finish one

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (/7KEl)

377 Commenter over at This Ain't Hell:

"When Walz initially ran for Congress, he allowed his staff to spread the false tales of him serving as a “combat vet of both Iraq and Afghanistan”. He never stepped foot in either theater. He did accompany his CO for a few weeks in Qatar in support of some MN Guard troops in those theaters. To this day many of his supporters still repeat that lie, and Walz has never corrected them or the lie."

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=159679

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (DPVkC)

378 Van i usually honest. Can he not just say that the Muzzies in MN and MI refused to vote for a ticket with a Jew on it??

He can't, because the pro-Hamas protests were majority white female.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

379 I kinda liked the fruit cocktail C-rats.
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Yep. Those were good. Best were the Tuna C-rats. You could eat everything in the box.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (FmapG)

380 Ugh, off sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Q0kLU)

381 371 351 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

Is this c*cksucker for real? Vance can probably tune an vintage 1965 Falcon with a butterknife. Walz couldn't ever get down on the ground and then get up - let alone slide underneath a vehicle.
Posted by: Tonypete at August

And how many oil changes has David done, pray tell? He couldn’t make a pillow business work.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (pZEOD)

Business? He couldn't figure out how to get a logo for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

382 346 George Sanders committed suicide because he was bored.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

Suffering horribly, he put himself out of his misery and left the kind of toss-off line you would expect from a Russian English aristocrat. R.I.P., made the world a better place even if all he did was act.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (j4U/Z)

383 373 @346: any movie that featured Sanders in the casr was instantly elevated. Zsa Zsa declared him her favorite husband
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (5ebrm)

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A wonderful presence, but his suicide note read “Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.”

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

384 To be fair, the MRE cookies (though never actually separated as far as is known, there were two (2) stuck together) were coated with “tropical chocolate” of a sort more suited for making candles. Good chocolate does not travel well at all.
Those cookies were good! I’d eat one if I had one.
Posted by: Common Tater

I ate a gen 1 that had been in the freezer for over 20 years. Still tasted like new.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (ZHVrD)

385 You know who else committed suicide?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (lmY9R)
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Killing Bigfoot really took its toll on him.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

386 I still think that Shapiro turned her down.. Too much stuff from his past was coming out.

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her "vetting" team might have wanted for him to sign certain policy commitments that he was unable to support. Eric Holder is in charge there.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (V13WU)

387 Why are they lying about the polling now and not before? Because they gave the polling as it was as a demoralization op to their people.

They wanted all the dumb leftards to live the nightmare of Trump winning so they would get right on board with Kamala despite Herr being dropped in at the last minute with 0 votes.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (lmY9R)

388 "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness"

To each according to his needs.
I've decided I need a helicopter to avoid traffic
Pay up, neighbor.

Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (GUOwU)

389 It isn't the programming that is impressive, it is the stupidity of their programees that is impressive.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 01:26 PM (pohLc)

Point taken …

Posted by: browndig nosing about at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (TTAGa)

390 346 George Sanders committed suicide because he was bored.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis

Once you've married TWO Gabor sisters, what is there left to do?

Posted by: The Saint at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (CV8a5)

391 351 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

Is this c*cksucker for real? Vance can probably tune an vintage 1965 Falcon with a butterknife. Walz couldn't ever get down on the ground and then get up - let alone slide underneath a vehicle.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 01:47 PM (WXNFJ)

"How about we see who can grill a burger!" - Schumer, eagerly grabbing a pad and pen to take notes

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

392 “ Coward.
*spit*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:41 PM (DPVkC)”

He didnt’ even get to be a fobbit That’s some brass right there. Especially for a CSM.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (d1nBw)

393 Thompson was a strange cat. He gave a speech at University. I didn’t know who he was, other than I’d heard the name. I was supposed to know who he was, because people told me I should know who he was.

He brought an enormous Peacemaker revolver with him and laid it on the lectern, and then started talking about something . I can’t recall, he must have been fairly sober. I’d like to find a transcript.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (ATNHY)

394 The Sphinx doesn't get enough coverage.

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2024 01:43 PM (jmkKK)
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The Sphinx: Be careful, my friend. If you do not master your rage --

Roy: Rage will be my master? (Sphinx looks caught) That's what you were going to say, wasn't it?

The Sphinx: (unconvincingly) Maybe not...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (3Fz6p)

395 Like a skunk, Kemp smells a lot worse up close than he does at a distance.

This, too, is the story of Hillary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (Q0kLU)

396 >>There I was, on the battle line in Iraq, next to Beau Biden.

You too?

Posted by: Brian Williams, NBC "News" at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (xdstw)

397 Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

I saw a comment on Twitter from a Millennial voter saying they didn't really like Vance's policies, but they liked that there was someone on a major ticket that knows not to click on suspicious links in emails. Which is pretty much the same point Hogg is trying to make, but in reverse.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

398 388 "One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness"

To each according to his needs.
I've decided I need a helicopter to avoid traffic
Pay up, neighbor.
Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (GUOwU)

What kids of a certain background used to say in my junior high school:

"Let me hold yo wallet. What I finds I keeps!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (x0n13)

399 Bongino's radio show is being blitzed by extremely offensive and annoying Lume commercials on every break. I wonder is it's a lefty scheme to get people to turn their radios off.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F)

400 Kamala can't speak unless she has a dick in her mouth.

Wait.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (FIi2g)

401 Like a good neighbor, socialism is here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (L/fGl)

402 So, Walz is a proud member of the Exalted Order of Blue Falcons. Fitting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (fQQI9)

403 Once you've married TWO Gabor sisters, what is there left to do?
Posted by: The Saint at August 06, 2024 01:51 PM (CV8a5)
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It was the hot cakes that got to him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (gq5yh)

404 "When Walz initially ran for Congress, he allowed his staff to spread the false tales of him serving as a “combat vet of both Iraq and Afghanistan”. He never stepped foot in either theater.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:50 PM (DPVkC)
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But, he might not have been to Europe either.

You always have to consider where else someone has not gone, to be fair.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (krQz2)

405 He didnt’ even get to be a fobbit That’s some brass right there. Especially for a CSM.
Posted by: Marcus T
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ikr?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (DPVkC)

406 I can suffer thru "Kars For Kids", but this Lume lady makes me want to strangle my radio.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (vFG9F)

407 And how many oil changes has David done, pray tell? He couldn’t make a pillow business work.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:49 PM (pZEOD)

No one wants pillows with bite marks on them...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (K+UlC)

408 Like a good neighbor, socialism is here!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (L/fGl)
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"State farm" works, too.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (gq5yh)

409 You can vote your way into Socialism, but you can't vote your way out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (fQQI9)

410 See who can disassemble a Briggs and Stratton or Tecumsah and get it going again.

Motherfuckers ought to be able to set the gap on points, or no sale!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (ATNHY)

411 BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Leaders publish letter exposing Tim Walz for Stolen Valor

Walz lied about his rank, and quit when he heard his unit was going to mobilize to Iraq

The ads, they write themselves.
AI R. Lee Ermey calling him out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (/U5Yz)

412 Changing the oil is a trick question. A leader delegates responsibility to a capable and trusted subordinate, who then promptly schedules a change by a professional who complies with all environmental regs for disposal.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (KAi1n)

413 Kemp loves the smell of Chinese imports as they arrive in Savannah. The smell of rotting fish heads is his favorite.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

That is another story about how rotten he is. I got more such as the multimillion no bid contract awarded to Dominion for voting systems with his old Chief of Staff as SoS being the agent for Dominion.

Giving away millions from the state to Rivian for a facility that will never be built. Styming RFRA in the legislature due to Hollyweird pressure and so on.

Kemp will reluctantly do the right thing only after he has tried all his other options for grift and power.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (qdbNv)

414 To be fair, the MRE cookies (though never actually separated as far as is known, there were two (2) stuck together) were coated with “tropical chocolate” of a sort more suited for making candles. Good chocolate does not travel well at all.
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Every thread becomes a food thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (JvZF+)

415 406 I can suffer thru "Kars For Kids", but this Lume lady makes me want to strangle my radio.
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How does your butt crack smell?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (FmapG)

416 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (DPVkC)

Obviously, Walz is a self serving coward.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (pohLc)

417 The Sphinx: Be careful, my friend. If you do not master your rage --

Roy: Rage will be my master? (Sphinx looks caught) That's what you were going to say, wasn't it?

The Sphinx: (unconvincingly) Maybe not...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 06, 2024 01:52 PM (3Fz6p)
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I didn't know that anybody quoted Mystery Men in here!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (krQz2)

418 To be fair, the MRE cookies (though never actually separated as far as is known, there were two (2) stuck together) were coated with “tropical chocolate” of a sort more suited for making candles. Good chocolate does not travel well at all.
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Every thread becomes a food thread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Food or boob or gun.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (ZHVrD)

419 No one wants pillows with bite marks on them...
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM]/i]

What about sheets with skid marks?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (fQQI9)

420 I saw a comment on Twitter from a Millennial voter saying they didn't really like Vance's policies, but they liked that there was someone on a major ticket that knows not to click on suspicious links in emails.

heh. first candidate on a major ticket that can save a pdf and convert it to word

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (NGHTx)

421 To be fair, the MRE cookies (though never actually separated as far as is known, there were two (2) stuck together) were coated with “tropical chocolate” of a sort more suited for making candles. Good chocolate does not travel well at all.
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Every thread becomes a food thread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (JvZF+)
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Or what passes for it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)

422 Policy commitments?
They don't have any policies to commit to except abortion on demand and funding the war in Ukraine.
Other than that, the rest of us can go to hell.
Bongino yesterday was ranting about how they don't care about us. They only care about themselves. Don't expect them to rescue you. It's like defund the police but live behind gated compounds. If that dirty bomb happens, they will be safe inside their shelters but no room for anyone else.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (t/2Uw)

423 Food or boob or gun.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (ZHVrD)

And movies

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (IyPmt)

424 SMH

Another DaNang Dick? So Wadi Walz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (AylSc)

425 I can suffer thru "Kars For Kids", but this Lume lady makes me want to strangle my radio.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:53 PM (vFG9F)

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The TV commercials are worse. She looks like she just fell out of bed, turned on her laptop, and filmed a commercial.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

426 423 And movies
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (IyPmt)

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What the fuck is a movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

427 @davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.
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Republican men can change the oil in a car.
Democrat men can change their gender.

Who more powerful manly man?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (l3206)

428 AI R. Lee Ermey calling him out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (/U5Yz)

"what's your major malfunction, numb nuts? Didn't daddy and mommy give you any love when you we're a child?"

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (K+UlC)

429 This, too, is the story of Hillary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
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I got lots of stories about that hideous hag from her Arkansas days. The Bill stories are mainly funny, the Hillary stories are appalling.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (qdbNv)

430 The ads, they write themselves.
AI R. Lee Ermey calling him out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

"DO YOU SUCK DICKS? ARE YOU A PETER-PUFFER!!??

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (WXNFJ)

431 Two things that pissed me off about Kemp from the start. The first was the commercials with him waving a shotgun around. Dumbass.

The second was the commercial with him in his pickup truck saying he was going to deport illegal aliens back to Mexico in it. F'n liar.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (vFG9F)

432 Room temprature M&Ms in Kuwait.

Mmmm..

Candy coated liquid chocolate.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (xcIvR)

433 Star Trek replicator vs sous vide

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:57 PM (AylSc)

434 We used to end up dominating every thread! Those were the days!

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (Dzvaz)

435 All you kids pissing and moaning about MREs have no clue how good you had it.

Now get off of our lawns.

Posted by: Those who suffered C-Rat Ham and Lima Beans at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (fQQI9)

436
429 This, too, is the story of Hillary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
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I got lots of stories about that hideous hag from her Arkansas days. The Bill stories are mainly funny, the Hillary stories are appalling.
Posted by: whig at August

It’s a lesson as old as time…never, ever believe your own BS.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (pZEOD)

437 "How does your butt crack smell?
Posted by: Pudinhead "

It doesn't. I use my nose to smell.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (vFG9F)

438 The TV commercials are worse. She looks like she just fell out of bed, turned on her laptop, and filmed a commercial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (DRSnL)
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*once again fails to slick down his cowlick*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (JvZF+)

439 @davidhogg111
Screw a debate: I want to see who can change the oil in a car Tim Walz or JD Vance.

Really? He wants to play "Quien Es Mas Macho" with Vance and Walz?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (/y8xj)

440 I can suffer thru "Kars For Kids", but this Lume lady makes me want to strangle my radio.
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How does your butt crack smell?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 01:55 PM (FmapG)
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Cedary minty.

Oh.

That was a rhetorical question.

Never mind!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (gq5yh)

441 Every thread becomes a food thread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 01:54 PM (JvZF+)

Misspelled boob...

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (K+UlC)

442 We used to end up dominating every thread! Those were the days!
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (Dzvaz)
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Incoming!

Posted by: Otters at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (krQz2)

443 What the fuck is a movie?

Individual pictures stitched together to give the impression of movement. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (AylSc)

444 Walz' wife is a piece of work also.

“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

The woman gets off on the smell of small businesses burning.

https://tinyurl.com/ywxmf3zr

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (DPVkC)

445 305 Minnesota Gov. Walz slammed for ‘stolen valor’ by veteran who served in same unit

https://tinyurl.com/4ueky9vz
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:42 PM (DPVkC)

That's weird.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 02:00 PM (uBBbP)

446 My butt crack smells of gerbil...

R. Gere

Posted by: Oldy but goodie at August 06, 2024 02:00 PM (pohLc)

447 I’d be willing to bet that a 1982 Oatmeal chocolate cookies pack will still be edible. I mean, technically speaking, and taste wise.

Some of the later issues into the 1990s might not always hold up so well, I’m not Steve1989 but I’ve been camping and fishing with expired or overaged food like substances and learn what works. “Patriotic cookies” are the MRE version of animal crackers, and are usually rancid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (ATNHY)

448 437 "How does your butt crack smell?
Posted by: Pudinhead "

It doesn't. I use my nose to smell.
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (vFG9F)

Like a field of daisies thanks to lume!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (uBBbP)

449 Kemp is liked by all the wrong people. They deserve each other.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

450 Room temperature M&Ms in Kuwait.

Mmmm..

Candy coated liquid chocolate.
Posted by: Reforger
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lol

I'd just add them to my coffee.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (DPVkC)

451 That was a rhetorical question.

Never mind!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (gq5yh)

I see once again we need to discuss proper and off-label uses of Pine-Sol . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (D7oie)

452 Lume. Strong enough for a woman, but made for Penguins!

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (vFG9F)

453 321 I wonder if the idiots at DU come over here and copy our comments to paste them over there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Not that I've seen...probably get banned for spreading misinformation. They often post X snippets of Lefties "owning" conservatives, but rarely conservative X posts directly.

Seeing the strictly enforced uniformity of thought over there makes this place seem like the Wild West. How dare some of you keep supporting DeSantis once Trump won the nomination!!!! And saying something even remotely critical about Trump is par for the course here, but criticizing Harris or Biden there? Unimaginable.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (JCZqz)

454 “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

The woman gets off on the smell of small businesses burning.

https://tinyurl.com/ywxmf3zr
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (DPVkC)
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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but will be in Smell-o-Vision.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (JvZF+)

455 What the fuck is a movie?

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Movie and movie--what is movie?!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (krQz2)

456 >>How does your butt crack smell?

*perks up waiting for answer*

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (xdstw)

457 They are playing this for the cheat to win. These crooks, these communists win they will say to the nation, look, this is what you voted for, this is what you want. ...and the sheep will follow.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (lCWOD)

458 Approaching 50% certainty that a video of Walz getting pegged is out there somewhere.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (7PziG)

459 NOOD, since I don't think anybody called it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (DRSnL)

460 Poll: Only 17% of Americans View Radical-Left Tim Walz Positively

LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (/U5Yz)

461 The whore or... the whore or...

Posted by: Colonel Walz at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (Ybyk2)

462 Hillary needs to don a bikini and discuss all the stinky places on her flab she deodorizes with a mop bucket of lume.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

463 “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

She's going to love the Burning Times.

Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (GUOwU)

464 Really? He wants to play "Quien Es Mas Macho" with Vance and Walz?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (/y8xj)

I think Vance once bit a bear in half. I doub that Walz was in the woods for the hunting.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (D7oie)

465 C Rats were fine, they had too much bulk and weight.

The MRE was supplied initially with a 5 oz entree. Keep in mind a can of Chili is 15 oz

Have you ever eaten a third of a can of Chili and called it Lunch? Yeah me neither. Everyone thought MREs were a proof of concept or sample pack, not the actual meal.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (ATNHY)

466 We used to end up dominating every thread! Those were the days!
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM

Don't be taken in by this psy-op. Big Penguin is working constantly behind the scenes both here and in the world to spread acceptance and gain embracement of their polymorphic perversity and mephitic bouquet.

Like rust, Big Penguin never sleeps!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (fQQI9)

467 399 Bongino's radio show is being blitzed by extremely offensive and annoying Lume commercials on every break. I wonder is it's a lefty scheme to get people to turn their radios off.
Posted by: fd

I'm a Mando guy, myself.

Posted by: Pepe LePew at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (CV8a5)

468
VIDEO: Tim Walz Attacks Rural Minnesota As “Mostly Rocks and Cows”

He rode through Minnesota on a cow with no name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (63Dwl)

469 So you don't like the Lume commercials.

https://is.gd/ktAj4e

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (L/fGl)

470 462 Hillary needs to don a bikini and discuss all the stinky places on her flab she deodorizes with a mop bucket of lume.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (pohLc)

Like one of those basting mops you see on pitmasters.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (uBBbP)

471 Zombie Nixon has taken a position in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/2p98cysj

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (xCA6C)

472 Can Camera Hogg change the oil in a car?

Pretty sure he takes his bicycle to Jiffy Lube to oil the chain.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (/y8xj)

473 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

20 bucks same as in town

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (lmY9R)

474 Could've been Wansee Conference. Might yet be.

That's one solution.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (pH/7g)

475 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

20 bucks same as in town
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (lmY9R)

30 if you want popcorn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (pH/7g)

476 I guess the moving hand has moved on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (pH/7g)

477 I love that the big problem with picking Tim Walz is that he’s NOT a Jew

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (Ke+Bi)

478 I'm laughing at the Tampon Tim meme even though I have no idea where it came from.

Dan Bongino asked CatTurd to push #TamponTim on X.
Within 20 minutes it was the #1 trend.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (Da7Vv)

479 Walz to the ball!
Or is that balz to the wall?

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (r72iY)

480 To drive the point home about the Jews, the Harris ticket will use pics of Christoph Waltz in his SS uniform to replace the nebbish Walz.

Posted by: Trusted Influencer at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (YEeds)

481 We can do anything. I love dominating.
Watch me cut this dick off this high school student.
Watch me turn around and sell this dick at $20,000 an inch.
We are so happy that we should be jailed.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (U8nIs)

482 David Hogg is the type of person who deals with low oil pressure by pouring in a bottle of water into the engine.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (VNX3d)

483 The rioters and Looters in Minneapolis should be in prison for life without Parole no excuses from Jackson and Sharpton

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 06, 2024 04:46 PM (wGqjj)

484 You can choose Harris-Walz or you can choose Border Walls, but you can't have both...

Posted by: Thomas Hazlewood at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (J9NgG)

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