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Corgi Races Cafe

paris1968.jpg
Paris, 1968

Corgi Racing on The Ocho.

Corgi races at Santa Ana Racetrack.

Corgi races at the Buffalo Bills' stadium.

The 2023 Santa Costume Christmas Corgi Race.

Lion cubs wait patiently for their mom to come home.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just go with it.

Capybara 007.

You are late with dinner, Human.

Koala and cub.

Cats believe there is an Originality score for sleeping positions.

ICYMI: Chimpanzee buddy system.

He mad: Dog gives owner the silent treatment after being taken against his will to the groomer.

Climbing into the nose of a B-25 in flight.

I think the Olympics should add Car Jumping as a sport. There's a second video there. You have to hit the arrow in the circle on the right side of the first video to advance to the second.

Gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. Also, it is heteronormative to impose a Gender Binary on your newborn. Ze should be allowed to decide what gender zim is when ze starts choosing what zirs favorite color is.




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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 I have always utilized that argument when told the World is Flat...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 07, 2024 07:32 PM (XSO+o)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

3 Thanks for the theads Ace and the Cafe of course!

(I like the links!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 07:33 PM (toj3d)

4 CANNONBALL!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)

5 Corgis are adorable.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 07:36 PM (16NmB)

6 So flat earf you go to the edge and there is an ice wall. If I understand that the farther you sail to the ice wall that farther you are away.

Just sail up to the ice wall and take a picture, TADA the globalist STFU.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)

7 "heteronormative" is newspeak for normal.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (+H2BX)

8 Cats, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

9 I have always utilized that argument when told the World is Flat...
Posted by: Brewingfrog



The flat earf society has members all around the globe.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (3x4VN)

10 See the street in that Paris photo. Every time there were riots in Paris that’s where the rioters got their ‘bricks’ .

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (B1dzx)

11 Be nice to get a flight in a B-25. Had the chance if I was willing to pony up a couple hundred dollars.

But the crawlway to reach the bombardier compartment is narrow. No Lizzos allowed, unless carried in the bomb bay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:38 PM (8q+vQ)

12 The doggo was like "why should I exert myself to flip instead of landing on a comfy bed?"

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:38 PM (HJ9BW)

13 heteronormative

cisnormative

Those who use such terms are PAGAN.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (8q+vQ)

14 @10

>>See the street in that Paris photo. Every time there were riots in Paris that’s where the rioters got their ‘bricks’ .

That photo is at least 60 years old, Paris don't look like that any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Corgis have a better sense of racing than Bassets do. The latter just kind of wander randomly about the track. Eventually one may make it over the finish line.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (1bNHn)

16 So flat earf you go to the edge and there is an ice wall. If I understand that the farther you sail to the ice wall that farther you are away.

Just sail up to the ice wall and take a picture, TADA the globalist STFU.
Posted by: rhennigantx


If the earf was flat, shouldn't it be dark everywhere at the same time? And the sun up everywhere at the same time?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (3x4VN)

17 If cats could talk
ADDICA,ADDICA ADDICA

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

18 Benatar's Hit Me comes up on my Pandora channels. They also don't edit lyrics.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (IG7T0)

19 That little beige French pickup has more metal in it than two modern Fiat 500s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:40 PM (8q+vQ)

20 LOL. The autobuses in San Diego in 1968 were a lot newer.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 07:40 PM (+H2BX)

21 The flat earf society has members all around the globe.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 07:37 PM (3x4VN)

=====

One of my niece's fathers is one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 07:41 PM (16NmB)

22 France is classic "form over function."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 07:41 PM (+H2BX)

23 13 heteronormative

cisnormative

Those who use such terms are PAGAN.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (8q+vQ)

People Against Goodness And Niceness...

/shakes head...

Posted by: Joe Friday at August 07, 2024 07:41 PM (xaFKb)

24 France 1968 probably had 90% fewer muslims and Africans

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:41 PM (HJ9BW)

25 It may not work well, but it looks great just sitting there.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 07:42 PM (+H2BX)

26 Mr Mannix's rant was presented really well today.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 07, 2024 07:42 PM (likVb)

27 France in 1968 had quite a few Algerian ex-pats... thanks deGaulle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:43 PM (8q+vQ)

28 Puppy playing ball is too cute

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

29 11
'No Lizzos allowed, unless carried in the bomb bay.'

Fat Man, Little Boy and the Lizzo.

You didn't want the Lizzo.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2024 07:43 PM (3wi/L)

30 Cats are beyond cool.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 07, 2024 07:44 PM (IG7T0)

31 I think I should cut down on the Gimlets tonight, I did not register Paris 1968 right under the photo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

32 Speaking of car jumping, finally rented The Fall Guy . I really enjoyed it though I think the last 20 minutes could have been written better.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 07:44 PM (B1dzx)

33 u tube is dead

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 07:45 PM (gbOdA)

34 Some B-25 action

https://youtu.be/h8W2kSL0_LU?si=G_6O5JYmmrfEWpaN

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:45 PM (HJ9BW)

35 He mad: Dog gives owner the silent treatment after being taken against his will to the groomer.
________
Dogs shouldn't be taken to groomers. That's what daughters are for; they're into that.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 07:45 PM (1bNHn)

36 So I Baylor Health Care I wrote about a 300 word essay on my chart when it ask me my sex assigned at birth.

They did not like.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

37 It’s said all the time but God shows his love by giving us dogs and cats. ( some people leave out the cats part).

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 07:47 PM (B1dzx)

38 >>>How many you count?

How many broken links? Just the one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2024 07:48 PM (klJTj)

39 I've never been in a B-25, but I have been in a B-17 and man, those tolerances are tight. I must have bumped my head a half a dozen times.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 07, 2024 07:48 PM (MeG8a)

40 Cats are beyond cool.
Posted by: Jamaica at August 07, 2024 07:44 PM (IG7T0)
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And they know it, too.

I believe the Monks of Cool on Terry Pratchett's Discworld (since we are talking flat earf) have adopted the cat as their mascot, but don't quote me on that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

41 Red Bull has a beautiful collection of WW2 warbirds.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:50 PM (HJ9BW)

42 The Corgi races. Me, to my bookie:

Yo, Tony? Put a c-note on Seabiscuit to win in the second.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2024 07:50 PM (njExo)

43 The Evergreen Aviation Museum in McMinnville, OR has a B-17. Looking at the tail gunner's position from the outside, I'd say you'd need to put a Hobbit back there because an average person (even in 1942) would be cramped.

Posted by: PabloD at August 07, 2024 07:50 PM (ZksTX)

44 43 Ball turret gunner says whut?

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:51 PM (HJ9BW)

45 Nose art at the 71st Doolittle Raider Reunion.

https://tinyurl.com/y5uvfafx

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (8q+vQ)

46
The Boeing Starliner debacle just keeps getting worse. NASA has now sort of casually said that it may Feb. 2025 before those two astronauts can be returned. An 8 day mission is turning into 8 months.

It leaked out yesterday that the damn thing cannot autonomously undock from the ISS. It needs a crew inside to undock. So, the thing is stuck to the docking port! They can't just unhook the thing and throw it away even they wanted to. It might damage the docking port.

The had an unmanned test flight that did dock and undock autonomously, but for some reason, that capability was not included on this crewed version.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

47 Lion cubs to ma:

So, did you kill anything, or what?

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (njExo)

48 3 Ball turret gunner says whut?
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:51 PM (HJ9BW)

Please God let the landing gear work ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (B1dzx)

49 3 Ball turret gunner says whut?
Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:51 PM (HJ9BW)

Please God let the landing gear work ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (B1dzx)

I enjoyed the move Memphis Belle.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2024 07:53 PM (NtVYv)

50
The had an unmanned test flight that did dock and undock autonomously, but for some reason, that capability was not included on this crewed version.
Posted by: publius

They actually changed the code that worked.
I wonder if they hired a Crowdstrike employee.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 07:54 PM (toj3d)

51 Hey at least B-24 ones were retractable...provided that was functioning. I think if the guy was stuck in the ball turret they had a special wrench to drop the whole thing and they had to bail out as it fell.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)

52 "It’s said all the time but God shows his love by giving us dogs and cats. ( some people leave out the cats part).
Posted by: polynikes"

Penguins are the most exalted animal on the planet. We are bigger than the Beatles.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 07, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

53 The Boeing Starliner debacle just keeps getting worse. NASA has now sort of casually said that it may Feb. 2025 before those two astronauts can be returned. An 8 day mission is turning into 8 months.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (w6EFb)
----
So much for a 3-hour tour....

Did they send them up on the S.S. Minnow?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)

54 Getting into the nose of a B-25 is a bit cumbersome, but the view is worth it

It's dramatically improved when people aren't, you know, trying to kill you.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 07:55 PM (xCA6C)

55 Sounds like Boeing is being run by a central committee.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 07, 2024 07:56 PM (IG7T0)

56 My daughters inform me that gender reveals are passe and low class. The clip suggests they are right.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 07:56 PM (xCA6C)

57 An 8 day mission is turning into 8 months.

Posted by: publius

Interesting.
Didn't I read that SpaceX can't dock with supplies while that Boeing/NASA POS is docked?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (toj3d)

58 I'll post this again, as it's great fun. Tucker Carlson was loaned a Tesla Cybertruck to test out. He turned that over to his Maine neighbor. He tried to see if it could do the same things he does with his F-350. I hate EVs, but it's pretty impressive. You get to see it out in the woods, even cutting donuts at the gravel pit.

https://tinyurl.com/hht7mhn8

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (dDSBl)

59 This Starliner thing is ... Look up the word clusterfuck and there's a picture of the Starliner.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (4XwPj)

60 willowed

Walz got married on the fifth anniversary of the deadly 1989 Tiananmen Square military crackdown, with his wife Gwen telling a local newspaper “he wanted to have a date he’ll always remember."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 07:24 PM (TGPs7)

------------

The worst part? Their honeymoon was part of a student/class trip to China that they led. I kid you not. Literally taking a bunch of kids to the fucking commies, probably to turn them into sleeper agents or something. All on the fifth anniversary of Tianeman Square!!! I mean good God, does he have a vanity plate "HMR&SYKL"?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (CQ8KO)

61 39 I've never been in a B-25, but I have been in a B-17 and man, those tolerances are tight. I must have bumped my head a half a dozen times.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 07, 2024 07:48 PM (MeG8a)

I was able to tour a B-24 on the ground and they had the cover to ball turret, extending beneath the plane, open to where you could look down in it. I realized that if I tried, I maybe could get my legs in and nothing. You’d have the the size of a 10 year old to get into one of those things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (S6gqv)

62 54 I always think of the scene on The Best Years of Our Lives where Dana Andrews has the other veterans take a look at the US from his old "office" in the nose of the B-17 giving them a lift.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 07:57 PM (HJ9BW)

63 *Did they send them up on the S.S. Minnow?*

Hopefully they have the same model radio.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2024 07:58 PM (dg+HA)

64 "The Boeing Starliner debacle just keeps getting worse. NASA has now sort of casually said that it may Feb. 2025 before those two astronauts can be returned. "


Look in the crate marked "Hamdingers".

Posted by: Joel Robinson at August 07, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

65 In a B-17 at takeoff the ball turret is unmanned, in flight the guns are rotated down and the gunner climbs in, on return and safely beyond enemy fighters the gunner would climb out.

To jettison the Sperry ball turret requires about 15 minutes and the removal of four bolts IIRC. This becomes necessary if the landing gear fails to extend as a belly landing would sheer the turret off causing even greater damage. Hopefully the gunner is out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:58 PM (8q+vQ)

66 That B-25 nose thing: I can confirm. My younger brother works with the Commemorative Air Force, and I got a ride in their B-25, Maid in the Shade. I did that nose crawl, thing. Highly recommended.

Keep those bird flying!

Posted by: goatexchange at August 07, 2024 07:59 PM (4DA1h)

67 >> Didn't I read that SpaceX can't dock with supplies while that Boeing/NASA POS is docked?

That's exactly the case. Crew 9 can't go up until this POS undocks. And it can't undock without a crew inside.

The ISS has several docking ports, but some only dock with Russian craft, and the others are occupied or can't dock with Crew 9. I was trying to get all that straight in my head, but it's complicated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

68 lol. Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (YUUNb)

69 Update on my old cat: she is back home. She has a UTI, and her kidneys are fine. She's eaten, drunk water and peed so seems okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (dDSBl)

70 The Boeing Starliner debacle just keeps getting worse. NASA has now sort of casually said that it may Feb. 2025 before those two astronauts can be returned. An 8 day mission is turning into 8 months.

It leaked out yesterday that the damn thing cannot autonomously undock from the ISS. It needs a crew inside to undock. So, the thing is stuck to the docking port! They can't just unhook the thing and throw it away even they wanted to. It might damage the docking port.

The had an unmanned test flight that did dock and undock autonomously, but for some reason, that capability was not included on this crewed version.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

--------------

Oh Come ON!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (CQ8KO)

71 This becomes necessary if the landing gear fails to extend as a belly landing would sheer the turret off causing even greater damage. Hopefully the gunner is out.

Poems about hoses and burials come to mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (xCA6C)

72 The ISS has several docking ports, but some only dock with Russian craft, and the others are occupied or can't dock with Crew 9. I was trying to get all that straight in my head, but it's complicated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

Jus how awkward is it going to be to ask Russia for help.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (B1dzx)

73 I keep using the "not interested" option on every Youtube "Breaking News" story about Walz and they keep refilling it with fresh videos of the same subject.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (HJ9BW)

74 26 Mr Mannix's rant was presented really well today.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 07, 2024 07:42 PM (likVb)

He uses them words real purty like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (S6gqv)

75 My high school biology teacher was an engineer on a B-25 crew in WW2. He was one of the best teachers I ever had. Taught the material but shared stories that helped us kids become better Americans.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (QyT5w)

76 68 lol. Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.

But he's "folksy!"

Posted by: The supposed media at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (dg+HA)

77 The Dragon lifeboat has one port. The Starliner has the second port.

If I was Boeing and NASA I would be writing code to make Starliner an unmanned reentry vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (8q+vQ)

78 God shows his love by giving us dogs bicyclists and mailmen to bark at.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 08:02 PM (6veKA)

79 Update on my old cat: she is back home. She has a UTI, and her kidneys are fine. She's eaten, drunk water and peed so seems okay.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (dDSBl)

Great news!

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:02 PM (B1dzx)

80 Boeing are the poster child for get woke go broke.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 08:03 PM (HJ9BW)

81
So much for a 3-hour tour....

Did they send them up on the S.S. Minnow?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

GILLIGAN!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:03 PM (xG4kz)

82 When is the DNC Convention?
I imagine PDT will up his rallies after that.
I want more Trump/Vance meanness!

Posted by: Jmel at August 07, 2024 08:03 PM (bVhJi)

83 "The Boeing Starliner debacle just keeps getting worse. NASA has now sort of casually said that it may Feb. 2025 before those two astronauts can be returned. "


Start plannning two funerals.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:03 PM (3x4VN)

84 Walz not only has stolen valor, he is a deserter.

If he had still been around when the unit had returned, no one would have heard of Walz because he would be missing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:03 PM (8q+vQ)

85 "If I was Boeing and NASA I would be writing code to make Starliner an unmanned reentry vehicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

Posted by: A Saucer Full Of Crap at August 07, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

86 Wonderful videos tonight Ace. Loved the corgi races.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2024 08:04 PM (oaGWv)

87 Boeing are the poster child for get woke go broke.
Posted by: steevy



Look up DEI and there is Boeing.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:04 PM (3x4VN)

88 8 months?
They should have taken Mary-Ann and Ginger on this tour

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

89 She's eaten, drunk water and peed

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 08:04 PM (6veKA)

90 >Jus how awkward is it going to be to ask Russia for help.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (B1dzx)

LOL GFY

Posted by: V. Putin at August 07, 2024 08:05 PM (GTqXr)

91 If it's Boeing we ain't going.

Posted by: As the saying goes at August 07, 2024 08:05 PM (dg+HA)

92 So how is the ISS fixed for consumables with two extra oxygen thieves?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:05 PM (8q+vQ)

93 My old Dentist, father of my now Dentist, was a Navigator on a B-17 during WWII in Europe.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

94 Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (YUUNb)

I'll take that bet. He keeps this up, he'll replace Kamala on the ticket.

He understands something. Nationally ... his floor is 40%. All he needs is another 11.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (bm/CU)

95
lol. Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.

But he's "folksy!"

Minnesota Nice!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (xG4kz)

96 Catflip natural.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

97 If I was Boeing and NASA I would be writing code to make Starliner an unmanned reentry vehicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (8q+vQ)

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Maybe they can't. I heard that they do not have a copy of the exact code used on Starliner.

Also maybe while docked to ISS it is not possible to upload a new program?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (CQ8KO)

98 Khelif proves too strong for Janjaem

"She was just so strong today," Janjaem said after the fight. "I fought as much as I could but she has a longer reach and she's got so much power.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (agLqO)

99 But he's "folksy!"

Yeah. So was Pete Seeger.

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (njExo)

100 Cats are acrobats.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

101 This Starliner thing is ... Look up the word clusterfuck and there's a picture of the Starliner.

I sure hope it doesn't end up in tragedy. It's starting to feel like it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2024 08:07 PM (mH6SG)

102 how is the ISS fixed for consumables

Just send them some Inogen portable oxygen things.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 08:08 PM (6veKA)

103 lol. Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.


The walz are coming off.
The wheelz are closing in.

Posted by: As the saying goes at August 07, 2024 08:08 PM (dg+HA)

104 "I heard that they do not have a copy of the exact code used on Starliner."

If they try to update and reboot there is a good chance they will brick the whole thing.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

105 >The had an unmanned test flight that did dock and undock autonomously, but for some reason, that capability was not included on this crewed version.

Posted by: publius,

----

read somewhere that they think they can upload the software that will make the thing undock

but I think this is the end of Boeing's space division

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 08:09 PM (/7KEl)

106 fuck stolen valor
fuck tampon in da boys room

20 million ILLEGALS that will never contribute 1 FUCKING dollar to our economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 08:09 PM (gbOdA)

107 Listen guys, there aren't any face huggers on this station. Nothing to worry about no, siree.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 08:09 PM (CQ8KO)

108 The world is.... what...3/4 covered by oceans? 7/8th? Whole lotta oceans.

And of all that water, none of it is carbonated. No fizz at all.

Ergo, the Earth is Flat.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2024 08:09 PM (kQgoX)

109 I sure hope it doesn't end up in tragedy. It's starting to feel like it.

Soon to be a major motion picture starring Matt Damon!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:09 PM (xCA6C)

110 Walz? "Stolen valor"? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Matt Drudge's intern at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

111 I wonder if he was vaccinated?

15-year-old high school football player dies after collapsing at practice

HOPEWELL, Va. (WWBT/Gray News) - A Virginia high school community is grieving after a 15-year-old junior varsity football player died after collapsing at practice.
A Hopewell High School student, who was reportedly named Jayvion Taylor, collapsed at football practice Monday evening while his team took a water break after about 40 minutes of drills, WWBT reports.


https://tinyurl.com/2p8p59kx

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (3x4VN)

112 Minnesota Nice!

Minnesota Communist. Minnesota and Wisconsin were the birth places for 20th Century American Fascism. Disguised as Working Mans Socialism.

The purely AG states are always the ones to push this. Hence the subsidies in the Great Plains. That started with Wisconsin and Minnesota.

I blame the settlement by overwhelmingly Scandi demographics.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (bm/CU)

113 Walz is getting roasted on his stolen valor insidiousness. I’m taking bets if he lasts to the convention.

But he's "folksy!"
Posted by: The supposed media

Don't see them ditching him without reaping a shit-ton of chaos. I think there will be an 'outbreak' of some kind in Chicago a week before the DNC, and it'll be a locked down, virtual convention. The gov can block all the protests as well. Two-fer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (IG4Id)

114 97 If I was Boeing and NASA I would be writing code to make Starliner an unmanned reentry vehicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (8q+vQ)

----------------

Maybe they can't. I heard that they do not have a copy of the exact code used on Starliner.

Also maybe while docked to ISS it is not possible to upload a new program?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (CQ8KO)
What’s happening is they’re gonna sacrifice 2 Navy Captain Astronauts, and whatever other crew is up there. Just like the old USSR. Da.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (LHPAg)

115 well if they can't pry the damn think loose from ISS I don't know where they go from there

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (/7KEl)

116 David Jansen e cranking up his moon shot thing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 08:10 PM (gbOdA)

117 Senator asking Boeing, "tell me again how you LOST the autonomous code for the Starliner. And don't give me any 'my son overwrote the thumb drive for TikTok videos' crap." *holds up hand* "Or Google Cloud erased it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:11 PM (8q+vQ)

118 And of all that water, none of it is carbonated. No fizz at all.

Ergo, the Earth is Flat.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


If it were carbonated, we'd need a lot more theoretical fizzycists.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:11 PM (3x4VN)

119 >> He understands something. Nationally ... his floor is 40%. All he needs is another 11.

That floor is solid. You could run the Starliner for president or veep on the D ticket and count on 40%.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 08:11 PM (g0Dmp)

120 When I lived in Rapid city , our next door neighbor and landlord was a B-17 or B-24 pilot ( can’t remember I was only 5) and had his own Bi-Plane. He and my father used to go up all the time but admittedly I was too scared to ever go.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:11 PM (B1dzx)

121 The only way to dump starliner is to have someone get in and undock, and then open a hatch and somehow float back to the ISS.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 08:12 PM (S6gqv)

122
but I think this is the end of Boeing's space division
Posted by: Don Black

"I need that code, stat!"

"Go 'way! I'm updating my resume!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:12 PM (xG4kz)

123 They've been working on Starcrapper for ten years. They've spent billions of NASA dollars on it. It doesn't' even have it's own rocket to propel it into space. Typical government work.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:13 PM (agLqO)

124 "Ergo, the Earth is Flat.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX"

That's a pop culture belief but I soda think it's probably true.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

125 The only way to dump starliner is to have someone get in and undock, and then open a hatch and somehow float back to the ISS.

Is there anyone else up there? If not, let the ISS burn up on reentry and bring the astronauts home. It's a boondoggle anyway.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:13 PM (xCA6C)

126 Khelif proves too strong for Janjaem

"She was just so strong today," Janjaem said after the fight. "I fought as much as I could but she has a longer reach and she's got so much power.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (agLqO)

My predictions suck.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:13 PM (B1dzx)

127 Maybe sometime else is happening at NASA and for national security, they have lie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (likVb)

128 Need to manually undock it and give the Space Edsel a swift kick to generate enough delta vee for separation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (8q+vQ)

129
Soon to be a major motion picture starring Matt Damon!
Posted by: Archimedes

Will he be growing food in his poop again? I sure hope so!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (xG4kz)

130 It's sad for the country. Boeing used to be the crown jewel, but it has apparently turned into crap.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

131 Janjaem said after the fight. "I fought as much as I could but she has a longer reach and she's got so much power.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/

In the Paris Olympics, Kok bang YOU!

Posted by: i suppose by design at August 07, 2024 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

132 >> The only way to dump starliner is to have someone get in and undock, and then open a hatch and somehow float back to the ISS.

I’d suggest giving the job to Harris or Walz, but Harris would do nothing but giggle about “docking probes,” and Walz would speed away from the ISS at 96 mph and probably crash into the solar panels.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 08:15 PM (g0Dmp)

133 So the sun beams a beam of light that has a very sharp edge. It makes a defined beam. So you got to a point and stand there looking from the dark to the light and you can walk into the light.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 08:15 PM (gbOdA)

134 Boeing's fall was 20 years in the making when they bought MDD and MDD managers took over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:16 PM (8q+vQ)

135 Will he be growing food in his poop again? I sure hope so!

Meat loaf.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:16 PM (xCA6C)

136
Need to manually undock it and give the Space Edsel a swift kick to generate enough delta vee for separation.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You fucked up -- you trusted us!

-- Boiiing! Boiiing! Boiiing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:16 PM (xG4kz)

137 Better get out of here
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 08:16 PM (fwDg9)

138 Calmest image of Paris 1968 ever.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (s2V+q)

139 Meat loaf.

Again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (8q+vQ)

140 Boeing's fall was 20 years in the making when they bought MDD and MDD managers took over.

Why would Boeing have acceded to that? Usually in a takeover it's the smaller company's people who walk the plank.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (xCA6C)

141 King Harv apparently has a thriving space program. Maybe they can drop by and bring some coffee.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

142 Most of Boeing's code is written in India, and apparently they haven't covered all modalities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (avPVA)

143 The real Harris makes an appearance.

They are going to have to increase amount of money they are sending "influencers" to pretend they like her if she keeps this up.

https://tinyurl.com/34z8ve2u

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 08:17 PM (LkLld)

144 by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 08:00 PM (dDSBl)

Oh, I'm so glad!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (TYEmI)

145 Day One of the Filming of the Kamala Harris campaign documentary: Werner now questions the wisdom of this cinematic adventure. Harris and her performative DUI sidekick are yammering to an audience who do not yet realize the existential dread of that which they have harnessed themselves to. I cannot muster pity for them, and henceforth shall turn the camera's impassive eye on their Timothy Treadwell-like immolation of their melancholy existence. I ponder this, and also whether KFC is still open, but mostly the KFC question.

Whether it be blessing or curse i cannot say, but a companion has joined me on this political abomination. Forty minutes earlier, I was startled to see a spectral presence. The look, the headgear, and the cigarette holder left no doubt. Not unlike Horatio, I addressed the apparition. Force Ghost Hunter Thompson, I queried, why have you distilled your ectoplasm in my vicinity? And why do you like the modest young maiden Johnny Depp. He chugged on a phantasmagorical flask and greeted me. Vern, he said (so many call me Vern, I am reconciled to it), the fear and loathing have drawn me here. Also, do you have adrenochrome? Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (tmPIh)

146 Is it possible to have a secondary source of air, maybe some kind of a personal "pod" and breathe pressurized oxygen like the PLSS and then open a parachute at a certain reasonable altitude.

In effect an escape module from the ISS? Or would terminal velocity speeds at that height cause them to burn up? Wing suit guys would try it I bet, but they'll try anything

Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (5/wly)

147
Can we make it into a Space Deathmobile? Huh, can we?

Please, please, pleeeeeeeaaaaaassssse!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (xG4kz)

148 They sent two humans into space in a computer operated capsule that they don't have the code for. ...Putin laughs.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (agLqO)

149 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:19 PM (B1dzx)

150 The real Harris makes an appearance.


Maybe they forgot to avert their gazes.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:19 PM (xCA6C)

151 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.

That was Lockheed.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:20 PM (xCA6C)

152 Need to manually undock it and give the Space Edsel a swift kick to generate enough delta vee for separation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (8q+vQ)


OMG!!!
Space Edsel!!!
That is friggin' hilarious!!!
I am sooooo stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

153 Maybe they can't. I heard that they do not have a copy of the exact code used on Starliner.

Also maybe while docked to ISS it is not possible to upload a new program?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 08:06 PM (CQ8KO)

I beg your f******G pardon? Are you shitting me?

Is the only option now to strap an EVA pod to the pig, kick it loose and try for a reentry burn? I bet it has isotopes for a heat battery on board, I mean they screwed everything else up,

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

154 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.

That was Lockheed.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:20 PM (xCA6C)


Damn!
It's worse than we thought!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (W/lyH)

155 >> The real Harris makes an appearance.

Can’t fathom why so her staff has high turnover.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (g0Dmp)

156 149 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:19 PM (B1dzx)

lockheeed IIRC

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (gbOdA)

157 It's sad for the country. Boeing used to be the crown jewel, but it has apparently turned into crap.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

And that's the problem. The problem with how we work now.

Boeing was "A" aircraft maker back in the day. As was McDonnell, Grumman, Republic, Curtiss ... and on and on and on. We won a World War not just with Boeing ... but with multiple options.

So, of course, we said "Fuck the idea of competition, lets have one major builder monopolize this shit - because they'll stay competitive and much more efficient."

I'm telling you folks ... most of the last twenty years has taught me that nobody really believes in the basic Milton Friedman version of capitalism. Most just don't.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (bm/CU)

158 Memo

To: Hillary

From: Tim

Subject: Don't help me!

https://tinyurl.com/4wj8ydjp

Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (njExo)

159 I forgot Boeing was also part of the F-22 development.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (B1dzx)

160 Good thing the border is under complete control.

Key Homeland agency warns agents that Iran, proxies may try to cross border to attack United States

https://tinyurl.com/m6dzbwb5

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

161 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:19 PM

Anna Puma to a white courtesy phone. Anna Puma to a white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2024 08:22 PM (avPVA)

162 They found Kamala in the Ark of the Covenant?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:23 PM (8q+vQ)

163
(so many call me Vern, I am reconciled to it)

But you are keeping a list of who are the transgressors, right? A dish best served cold, right?

Would you care to share an amusing anecdote of what you plan to do when you encounter Jim Varney in the afterlife?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:23 PM (xG4kz)

164 Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (bm/CU)

You know how I know you’re naturally a leftist?

You can’t figure out cause and effect.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:23 PM (B1dzx)

165 It's the result of BJ Clinton's "peace dividend."
Most defense contractors went about 15 years without hiring anybody.

Now that valley in the labor pool is becoming evident.

But hey. We're just old white guys. What do we know?

Posted by: The Patriarchy at August 07, 2024 08:23 PM (dg+HA)

166 Is the only option now to strap an EVA pod to the pig, kick it loose and try for a reentry burn? I bet it has isotopes for a heat battery on board, I mean they screwed everything else up,
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)


Can't the crank to roll up the windows broke.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

167 Others have beaten me to the punch

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:24 PM (8q+vQ)

168
Paris 1968. It's going to be crazy in maybe 30 years, seeing pictures of England and maybe France, all those white people and signs in the Roman alphabet, things looking clean and orderly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 08:24 PM (pgtWZ)

169 Memo

To: Hillary

From: Tim

Subject: Don't help me!

https://tinyurl.com/4wj8ydjp

I love it. That b***h is angry because...well, she's always angry, but in this case, because there's another election and she's not involved. She hates everyone, including those in her own party.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:25 PM (xCA6C)

170 Boeing a long way from the days of the SR -71.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:19 PM

Anna Puma to a white courtesy phone. Anna Puma to a white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2024 08:22

Yeah I know. Lockheed skunkworks. I was thinking when I’m not used to it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:25 PM (B1dzx)

171 Iranian sleeper cells are already here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 07, 2024 08:25 PM (4Med0)

172 A lot of really cool stuff out at Edwards air force base back in the day. They were all astronauts, more or less. Where "space" begins is a bit of an arbitrary definition. Many of the NASA core were pulled from test pilots who had been instructors. Yeager never went to college, and this soon became a pre-requisite to becoming an Astronaut - to even have a chance at being selected.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:26 PM (5/wly)

173 142 Most of Boeing's code is written in India, and apparently they haven't covered all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------------------------

They should try Mixolydian.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:26 PM (agLqO)

174 I think people are being a little hard on Boeing.

Posted by: Sincerely, Boeing's Mom at August 07, 2024 08:27 PM (pvnD3)

175
Most of Boeing's code is written in India, and apparently they haven't covered all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I believe all the code writers formerly involved in the product have, to a person, steadfastly refused to leave their lucrative positions manning international helpline call centers.

"Please to pound puddles, Boeing!" I believe they said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:27 PM (xG4kz)

176 >> Harris and her performative DUI sidekick are yammering to an audience who do not yet realize the existential dread of that which they have harnessed themselves to.

Mere indigenous peoples, they… straining to the breaking point, using main force to compel a metaphorical ship of state over the crest of an unforgiving jungle. They don’t even have an expectant Claudia Cardinale at the end as surcease of sorrow.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 08:27 PM (g0Dmp)

177 My dad would kill me even though it was just having two thoughts in my head at the same time . He worked for Lockheed and Boeing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:28 PM (B1dzx)

178 You know how I know you’re naturally a leftist?

You can’t figure out cause and effect.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:23 PM (B1dzx)

You know how I know you are, pretty much, a Statist ?

Same thing. Your problem is you still have this belief that certain big groups are "good". You don't believe in Milton Friedmans basic scold to Phil Donahue.

"Where are you going to find all these angels in charge from" ?

What happens when everything gets "efficient" ... and one big company gets control of all their market segment ? They get lazy. They gouge you. And in the case of Boeing ... their product starts crashing. Literally.

You either believe in the idea of competition for the need of competition, or you don't. You don't. That's a purposeful ignorance of human nature.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:28 PM (bm/CU)

179 157 It's sad for the country. Boeing used to be the crown jewel, but it has apparently turned into crap.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

And that's the problem. The problem with how we work now.

Boeing was "A" aircraft maker back in the day. As was McDonnell, Grumman, Republic, Curtiss ... and on and on and on. We won a World War not just with Boeing ... but with multiple options.

So, of course, we said "Fuck the idea of competition, lets have one major builder monopolize this shit - because they'll stay competitive and much more efficient."

I'm telling you folks ... most of the last twenty years has taught me that nobody really believes in the basic Milton Friedman version of capitalism. Most just don't.
Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:21 PM (bm/CU)
That America could win WW II. That America, the America that put people on the freakin moon, is gone.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:29 PM (LHPAg)

180 Iranian sleeper cells are already here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



If you can smell goat shit, you know they are close.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:29 PM (3x4VN)

181
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (tmPIh)

++++++++++++++

One can only hope Vern's apprehension of doom for the Harris campaign is borne out. Powerline is blackpilling me again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 08:29 PM (pgtWZ)

182 Boeing and MacD merged because the MacD commercial airliner time was ending and Boeing's was rising. Also, MacD had a fighter line. Boeing had none, and needed one to be competitive for the Joint Strike Fighter bid. (Billion$$$$)
They lost.
Also, Mac D had the army Apache helicopter program and Boeing was trying to sell the Comanche RAH-66.
They lost.
There were some.other deals they screwed up but won't bore you with details. In short, a slow death inflicted by the merger.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (W/lyH)

183 Walz is folksy? That guy has perv written all over him and looks like an extraterrestrial alien's foggy idea of a human. At any moment I fully expect his jaw to dislocate while he shoves a rat down his gullet.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (XMwZJ)

184 Most of Boeing's code is written in India, and apparently they haven't covered all modalities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---------------------------

They should try Mixolydian.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:26 PM (agLqO)
----------------
Flat that seventh, goddammit!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (3Fz6p)

185 LoL.DM headline is "Space Jam"

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

186 re: Space Edsel

Steal away

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (8q+vQ)

187 I took a brief tour of a pretty high speed South Korean aircraft facility once that was making Black Hawk helicopters under license, iirc.

I don't know how they did it, but they had imported some ancient metal press - one of those huge cast iron things as tall as the ceiling that probably say "OHIO" or whatever, it was kind of sad to see good ole American tooling so far from home. I'm sure they make good helicopters with it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (5/wly)

188 That America could win WW II. That America, the America that put people on the freakin moon, is gone.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:29 PM (LHPAg)

Space X is going strong .

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:31 PM (B1dzx)

189 The last time the Dems ran a female candidate for the white house, the veep candidate was named Tim.

How'd that work out?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 07, 2024 08:31 PM (dg+HA)

190 Hunter Thompson's shade now wishes to know if this is Bat Country, for that would vex him. Already he is pissed that I lack adrenochrome. He is intrigued by my documentary Cackle Creature: Ascent of a Fell Beast, and is angling for a share of the merchandising. I remonstrate with him, pointing out that his death and the launch of his cremated remains from the mouth of a cannon precludes him to partake of any profits. Momentarily, he is stymied, then asks me what's up with the chick on stage as shrill laughter shatters the evening calm.

This I do not know, I inform him. His ethereal situation leaves him no need for sleep, but Werner is overdue for some nighty night. I have been warned by the campaign staff that Kamala has been mainlining Joe Biden's "talking pills" for multiple days now, and that we must be ready for her to break and enter our sleep chambers, in search of something liquid to take the edge off. I equip myself with pepper spray and a crucifix. Thompson will cheerfully watch the unfolding of events for me. The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 08:32 PM (tmPIh)

191
Is the only option now to strap an EVA pod to the pig, kick it loose and try for a reentry burn? I bet it has isotopes for a heat battery on board, I mean they screwed everything else up,
Posted by: Kindltot

How about we send up a couple of EVs (hell, they're not selling), strap them to the sides of the Astroglider, cut it loose from ISS, and then "pew! pew! pew!" the rechargeable batteries in the EVs until they burst into flame, as they are wont to do. And do not trouble me about the lack of oxygen in space, you gray boxes' pedants.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:32 PM (xG4kz)

192 They sent two humans into space in a computer operated capsule that they don't have the code for. ...Putin laughs.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (agLqO)
---------------------
They sent two humans to ISS and hadn't written the code to bring them home.

It's criminal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:32 PM (jbdge)

193 Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:30 PM (W/lyH)

You mean they lost to other competitors? How can that be? /s

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:33 PM (B1dzx)

194 You mean they lost to other competitors? How can that be? /s
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2024 08:33 PM (B1dzx)

You are gobsmacked, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:33 PM (W/lyH)

195 What happened to the chess poisoning comment?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

196

It's a Space Edsel
Bet you weren't ready for that

Posted by: S. Miller at August 07, 2024 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

197 They sent two humans into space in a computer operated capsule that they don't have the code for. ...Putin laughs.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (agLqO)
---------------------
They sent two humans to ISS and hadn't written the code to bring them home.

It's criminal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


They sent six to the Titanic with gameboy controllers. Something went seriously wrong after the Boomers.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:35 PM (3x4VN)

198 you can smell goat shit, you know they are close.

It's on their peckers.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 08:35 PM (6veKA)

199
If you can smell goat shit, you know they are close.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:29 PM (3x4VN)
/-------------------
Goats are mean, so if tou are close they are probably figuring a way to bite you; they must carry the species memory of thousands of years of middle east rapes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:36 PM (jbdge)

200 Mercury/Gemini/Apollo projects overall were unique I think in the way there was a time constraint, even if just a president who says "before this decade is out".

Because, if there is no deadline, the engineers would still be arguing over the relative benefits of Earth Orbit Rendezvous versus Lunar Orbit Rendezvous.

There was a specific objective, and a specific time frame. Not an open ended vague sweet nothings whispered in your ear. They were very open and transparent about everything, considering they were hoovering up about 2 per cent GNP

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:37 PM (5/wly)

201 Chess thread is on Sundays.

Posted by: Cob out front should have told you at August 07, 2024 08:37 PM (dg+HA)

202 So Vance shows up on the airport ramp where AF2 was. I bet Harris was wondering where Clinton was?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 08:37 PM (W/lyH)

203 You either believe in the idea of competition for the need of competition, or you don't. You don't. That's a purposeful ignorance of human nature.
Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:28 PM (bm/CU)

I believe you are a pompous ass. "I am just laying some truth bombs on you" makes you sound like Barry the homosexual Obama being condescending to groups who are paying him money to be condescending, except you probably don't have that stupid whistle in your esses.

Maybe I am being harsh in my judgement, maybe you do lisp like a homosexual community organizer.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 08:38 PM (D7oie)

204 Space X is going strong.

We're lucky, honestly. The ICE and Model T where small enough where it didn't take massive public money to push the first few out.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:38 PM (bm/CU)

205 2025. A Space Travesty.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

206 They sent six to the Titanic with gameboy controllers. Something went seriously wrong after the Boomers.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:35 PM (3x4VN)
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Ha! Forgot about that one. Led by a Princeton grad, iirc, who was pretty certain aluminum had enough structural integrity to withstand depth pressures of multiple atmospheres.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:39 PM (jLZ2e)

207 Goats are mean, so if tou are close they are probably figuring a way to bite you; they must carry the species memory of thousands of years of middle east rapes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:36 PM (jbdge)

I have PTSD

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 07, 2024 08:39 PM (4Med0)

208 Because, if there is no deadline, the engineers would still be arguing over the relative benefits of Earth Orbit Rendezvous versus Lunar Orbit Rendezvous.

You're right, and wrong. There was a "deadline" - since the Soviets had already got a capsule in orbit.

And that's how we burned the crew alive on the launch pad.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:40 PM (bm/CU)

209 >>Thompson will cheerfully watch the unfolding of events for me. The horror. The horror.

“I turned the tv off and left the skybox. The press club were dining in the mess-room, and I took my place opposite the campaign manager, who lifted his eyes to give me a questioning glance, which I successfully ignored. A continuous shower of small flies streamed upon the laptop, upon the cocktails, upon our hands and faces. Suddenly the campaign manager’s fluffer put his insolent blue-haired head in the doorway, and said in a tone of scathing contempt:
“‘Missah Harris—she dead tired.’

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 08:40 PM (g0Dmp)

210 Carbon fiber, not big Al.

Posted by: Ahem at August 07, 2024 08:40 PM (dg+HA)

211 SEND MORE LUME!

Posted by: A Message From Space at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

212 Ha! Forgot about that one. Led by a Princeton grad, iirc, who was pretty certain aluminum had enough structural integrity to withstand depth pressures of multiple atmospheres.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:39 PM (jLZ2e)

Carbon fiber. Not aluminum.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (iODuv)

213
Ha! Forgot about that one. Led by a Princeton grad, iirc, who was pretty certain aluminum had enough structural integrity to withstand depth pressures of multiple atmospheres.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Worse than that -- a wound carbon fiber composite cylinder.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (xG4kz)

214 I believe you are a pompous ass. "I am just laying some truth bombs on you" makes you sound like Barry the homosexual Obama being condescending to groups who are paying him money to be condescending, except you probably don't have that stupid whistle in your esses.

Maybe I am being harsh in my judgement, maybe you do lisp like a homosexual community organizer.

*edges toward the door*

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)

215 They sent six to the Titanic with gameboy controllers. Something went seriously wrong after the Boomers.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 08:35 PM (3x4VN)

The exciting thing is that part actually worked, it was the flex between the viewport and the fiber composite hull, or possibly just the delaminating hull from the fractures from pressure changes that did them in

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)

216 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Have they identified the tatted-up Secret Service cosplay shooter yet? at August 07, 2024 08:43 PM (py5ez)

217 *edges toward the door*

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)

I dared to impugn the honor of Great American Aviation Companies. Because all companies, in certain segments, are good.

Leftists feel the same way, and react the same way. Just about different segments.

Posted by: I Watch History at August 07, 2024 08:43 PM (bm/CU)

218 *edges toward the door*
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)

Yeah, I am getting pissy. I worked all day and I am sore and sun burned.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 08:44 PM (D7oie)

219 But you are keeping a list of who are the transgressors, right? A dish best served cold, right?

Would you care to share an amusing anecdote of what you plan to do when you encounter Jim Varney in the afterlife?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

The camera records all. Such is the curse of the auteur, as he cannot look away. I have seen such things already that Rutger Hauer would feel the need to re-draft his closing monologue in Blade Runner.

I should treasure the opportunity to meet Jim Varney in the Great Beyond and to persuade him to do some improv, but that is outweighed by my concern that Varney would not end up in German Heaven. None should have to endure that, even Germans.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 08:45 PM (tmPIh)

220 I saw (video on you-tube) them cavalierly using brushes and goop whilst mating the titanium end-bells and the gee-whiz carbon fiber spun tube.

I don't know if they even had inserts for the bolts!

I would have made it with extra long lag bolts, at least. You know like an old Ford generator or something like that. Then make it 10 times stronger than necessary for the depths anticipated, and test it you know, not with people, for a while. The carbon fiber has to be inspected after use, but there is no practicable way to do that without incurring a lot of expense, and Capt. Crunch didn't want to do that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:45 PM (5/wly)

221 Oh The First Omen is on streaming

*grabs blankie, snuggles on sofa*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 07, 2024 08:45 PM (Ka3bZ)

222 Last moon landing was 50 years ago. Technology has improved massively, but we never went back. Why not use the old Apollo rockets? Well, we don't have the machinist notes for manufacturing anymore, they say. I'm sure it's all on the up and up though.

Posted by: Whatever at August 07, 2024 08:46 PM (pvnD3)

223 okay, that edge-of-the-earth cat thing was just funny!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 07, 2024 08:48 PM (UWgy2)

224 Mere indigenous peoples, they… straining to the breaking point, using main force to compel a metaphorical ship of state over the crest of an unforgiving jungle. They don’t even have an expectant Claudia Cardinale at the end as surcease of sorrow.
Posted by: electronic means

You are a poet. This is quite well-said.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 08:48 PM (tmPIh)

225 I hate sun burns. But, they are my fate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:50 PM (9+eKa)

226
I love it. That b***h is angry because...well, she's always angry, but in this case, because there's another election and she's not involved. She hates everyone, including those in her own party.
Posted by: Archimedes

She needs to spend some quality alone time with her favorite bollard.

Perhaps together they can peruse catalogs advertising sides of beef.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:50 PM (xG4kz)

227 The industrial base that produced the Saturn series, does not exist. It would be difficult.

Labor costs. They had a lot of problems with combustion instability in large clusters of engines. A lot of trial and error. The rockets being used now are way more advanced. There's nothing wrong with doing it the way NASA did back then, but it would be recreating 1968 and they are still working on that now with the new stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:51 PM (5/wly)

228 I just want everyone to pause for a moment and appreciate this. CNBC:

"Headline: Photos show Trump with blood on his face after shots fired at rally

Trump was removed after loud cracking noises were heard while he was onstage at the Pennsylvania rally."

https://tinyurl.com/25plgjht

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 08:52 PM (Ledxi)

229 Last moon landing was 50 years ago. Technology has improved massively, but we never went back. Why not use the old Apollo rockets? Well, we don't have the machinist notes for manufacturing anymore, they say. I'm sure it's all on the up and up though.
Posted by: Whatever

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Didn't we have an unmanned landing four or five months ago and the chicks flying it crashed it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 08:53 PM (Ledxi)

230 Good! Now go on the offensive on TikTok...


The American Conservative
@amconmag
John Fetterman expects Donald Trump to win Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 08:53 PM (TGPs7)

231 Flat Earth undone by single pertinent fact.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 07, 2024 08:53 PM (W+kMI)

232 They should fold NASA into the Space Force. NASA is as useful today as a Horse Cavalry.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:54 PM (agLqO)

233 @amconmag
John Fetterman expects Donald Trump to win Pennsylvania.

We're not the only side with Eeyores.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2024 08:54 PM (gKWVE)

234 They should fold NASA into the Space Force. NASA is as useful today as a Horse Cavalry.
Posted by: Braenyard

--

Their new catch phrase is no-joke:

SPACE FOR EVERYONE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 08:55 PM (Ledxi)

235 Estes model rockets should have sold hydrogen and liquid oxygen fueled kits, now that I think about it. That would have been awesome.

And hypergolics! True-Value hardware could carry the Hydrazine 50 and Nitrogen Tetroxide, helium, and various sundries for launch day.

My brother would get these really cool Eveready batteries and Nitromethane to get his model airplanes spooled up.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2024 08:55 PM (5/wly)

236 Didn't they land a robot spacecraft on the Moon some months ago, but it fell over? seem to remember that

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 08:56 PM (/7KEl)

237 They sent two humans to ISS and hadn't written the code to bring them home.

It's criminal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

And yet SpaceX is the unending victim of NASAs bureaucracy and foot dragging.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2024 08:57 PM (WXNFJ)

238 but I think this is the end of Boeing's space division
Posted by: Don Black

"I need that code, stat!"

"Go 'way! I'm updating my resume!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:12 PM (xG4kz)

Sad. My dad was instrumental in a LOT of Boeing space efforts, satellites and defense. I didn't even know until he died and some former coworkers who came to the funeral told me all the awesome things he had done, while I was a kid and teenager busy worrying about silliness.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2024 08:57 PM (Kcw7x)

239
Well, we don't have the machinist notes for manufacturing anymore, they say. I'm sure it's all on the up and up though.

As on the up and up as the Secret Service having no recordings of their radio traffic in Butler, PA last month.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:57 PM (xG4kz)

240 Didn't they land a robot spacecraft on the Moon some months ago, but it fell over? seem to remember that
Posted by: Don Black

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Yep. And the way you know with 100% certainty that it was entirely the fault of women and minorities is that there was no mention of women or minorities in the press releases.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 08:58 PM (Ledxi)

241 Anybody seen sven lately?

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 08:58 PM (LHPAg)

242 236 Didn't they land a robot spacecraft on the Moon some months ago, but it fell over? seem to remember that
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 08:56 PM (/7KEl)

The space kitty knocked it over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 08:58 PM (S6gqv)

243 “I turned the tv off and left the skybox. The press club were dining in the mess-room, and I took my place opposite the campaign manager, who lifted his eyes to give me a questioning glance, which I successfully ignored. A continuous shower of small flies streamed upon the laptop, upon the cocktails, upon our hands and faces. Suddenly the campaign manager’s fluffer put his insolent blue-haired head in the doorway, and said in a tone of scathing contempt:
“‘Missah Harris—she dead tired.’
Posted by: electronic means

Ja, Conrad wed to the prose of Thompson's meditation upon the high water mark of the Sixties from a benighted Seventies perspective. This is good. We need only a perplexed Richard Nixon to season the pot. Thompson still has not told me why he appears in the form of Johnny Depp who remains alive, and also why he would prefer the diminutive Jump Street adept as he shield maiden, given that he could plausibly appear as Bill Murray. I ask, yet he answers not, and consumes spectral narcotics with glee. This last part I especially do not understand.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 09:00 PM (tmPIh)

244
@amconmag
John Fetterman expects Donald Trump to win Pennsylvania.

We're not the only side with Eeyores.
Posted by: gKWVE

+++++++++++++

Ahem. I believe I described myself as Blackpilled. I am not a stuffed animal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:01 PM (pgtWZ)

245 SEND MORE LUME!
Posted by: A Message From Space

Now that right there is pretty funny!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 09:01 PM (toj3d)

246 >>We're not the only side with Eeyores.

Fetterman has won statewide office in PA multiple times. I think he has a pretty good idea of the electorate.

Trump won PA in 2016 and it took late night ballot finding for him to lose in 2020 and now he's running against 2 people who want to ban fracking. I think Trump is doing better in PA than some think.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld)

247 Oh dear. I know a childless cat lady who has been railing against flat-earthers on her Facebook page because republicans are anti-science. I kinda want to send the cat/flat earth meme to her but I don't want to admit that I look at her FB page. If I admit that I look at her page, I'd have to also tell her that her posts look like a cry for help.

Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2024 09:01 PM (Sf2cq)

248 I'll just leave this here for anyone who is keeping up at home. NASA dot gov:

"Renee King: Ensuring Space for Everyone
Name: Renee King
Title: Deputy Director of Equal Opportunity
Renee King calls herself Goddard Space Flight Center’s conscience: She helps make sure that at NASA Goddard, there truly is space for everyone...
What is your educational background? What attracted you to EO?
I have a bachelor’s degree in business administration from the University of Maryland, Eastern Shore."
https://tinyurl.com/223on5ym

$160K/year or so

--

University of Maryland Eastern Shore is an HBCU.
Collegesimply:
"To have the best chance of getting into to University of Maryland Eastern Shore you should:
Have a high school GPA of 3.07 or better
Earn B grades in high school
Score 930 on the SAT
Score 17 on the ACT"

https://tinyurl.com/2a66r5we

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:02 PM (Ledxi)

249 And if you want to go for the full John Whiteside Parsons effect in rocketry go for that delicious Fulminate of Mercury.

BOOM, I Say, BOOM!

I love Jack Parsons, that guy was America's premiere Sorcerer - Scientist, who pissed off Aleister Crowley, tried to conjure the Whore of Babylon and had his wife stolen by L Ron Hubbard.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

250 >> why he would prefer the diminutive Jump Street adept as he shield maiden, given that he could plausibly appear as Bill Murray

I am reliably informed Bill Murray has been employed exclusively as Wes Anderson’s spirit avatar, which is odd given Anderson is still walking the earth in mortal guise.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 09:03 PM (g0Dmp)

251 What is the deal with Walz and horse baby-batter?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 09:05 PM (lhenN)

252 Following events of 1968, a lot of black-topping took place over the cobblestone streets of Paris.

There have always been a surprising number of Africans and muslims in Paris. A lot of them, after all, are citizens of France, and have been for a very long time. What has changed in the last few decades is their behavior. This is what baffles us so.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 09:05 PM (zdLoL)

253 That cat bangin' his food dish reminds me of this old hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 07, 2024 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

254 Well, we don't have the machinist notes for manufacturing anymore, they say. I'm sure it's all on the up and up though.

As on the up and up as the Secret Service having no recordings of their radio traffic in Butler, PA last month.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 08:57 PM (xG4kz)
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Both of those things can be found in the same government warehouse where they store the Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 09:06 PM (BpYfr)

255 also what happened to that stock market crash the other day? I was told I would lose millions. I lost about a grand.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:06 PM (/7KEl)

256
She helps make sure that at NASA Goddard, there truly is space for everyone...


Posted by: Moron Robbie

++++++++++++++

YFKM.

Hey, I know. DEI Officer at luxury furniture retailer:

"I want to make sure EVERYONE has a seat at the table."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:07 PM (pgtWZ)

257 Both of those things can be found in the same government warehouse where they store the Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And, iirc, the Peking Man.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

258 There have always been a surprising number of Africans and muslims in Paris. A lot of them, after all, are citizens of France, and have been for a very long time. What has changed in the last few decades is their behavior. This is what baffles us so.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 09:05 PM (zdLoL)

EXHIBIT A: Why Islam will not integrate well with Western society.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 09:07 PM (W/lyH)

259 https://tinyurl.com/34z8ve2u

Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

Im no expert, but it seems to me like a not- so -winning strategy.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2024 09:08 PM (Kcw7x)

260 tried to conjure the Whore of Babylon and had his wife stolen by L Ron Hubbard.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

Lesson One: before summoning elder succubi, try not to be married first.

Posted by: Demonology for Perverts 101 at August 07, 2024 09:08 PM (gKWVE)

261
What has changed in the last few decades is their behavior. This is what baffles us so.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver

++++++++++++++

New crop. Not the originally colonized ones who knew French coming in.

Just my guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:09 PM (pgtWZ)

262 As on the up and up as the Secret Service having no recordings of their radio traffic in Butler, PA last month.
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This is probably true. They were apparently communicating via encrypted and auto-deleting phone apps like Telegram to work outside of FOIA requests.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:09 PM (Ledxi)

263 >Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

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I find it coarse and vulgar.

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:09 PM (/7KEl)

264 And yet SpaceX is the unending victim of NASAs bureaucracy and foot dragging.
Posted by: Tonypete

I thought FAA was holding them hostage.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2024 09:10 PM (ftFVW)

265 I expect Kama Harris to win Minnesota !

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 09:11 PM (V13WU)

266 Forward!

Posted by: Andrew Yang 2024 at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (YAsVi)

267 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

-

I'll admit, at least she was able to do SOMETHING to justify her hiring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (Ledxi)

268 Two thoughts on the Boeing Titanic. First off, they should have used competent engineers to write and test the command code. Second, they forgot to send up a band to play as it returns to earth.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (VNX3d)

269 She Hobbit - you're probably correct. The interference is the same though.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (WXNFJ)

270 192 They sent two humans into space in a computer operated capsule that they don't have the code for. ...Putin laughs.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 08:18 PM (agLqO)
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They sent two humans to ISS and hadn't written the code to bring them home.

It's criminal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 08:32 PM (jbdge)
***

Ground Conteol.to.Major Tom
You're really fu*ked
There's something wrong,
Can you hear me Major Tom?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (W/lyH)

271 If I was Boeing and NASA I would be writing code to make Starliner an unmanned reentry vehicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 08:01 PM (8q+vQ)

At this point I'd have more faith in SpaceX:

- Adding code to the lifeboat so it could undock, move out of the way and hang out
- Sending the resupply Dragon with food
- Undocking Starliner
- Have resupply Dragon push Starliner out of the way
- Re-dock lifeboat

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2024 09:13 PM (IUd0M)

272 263 >Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

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I find it intriguing and strangely erotic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:13 PM (jdHxK)

273 by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

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Is she still giving sexual favors?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 07, 2024 09:14 PM (mAAeV)

274 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?


I like it…I like it a lot!!

Posted by: Spider at August 07, 2024 09:14 PM (ZTJjv)

275 And when Elon says "We can't do it for $200M (or whatever)" then he will be the bad guy for not saving them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:14 PM (Ledxi)

276 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

-

I'll admit, at least she was able to do SOMETHING to justify her hiring.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:12 PM (Ledxi)
***

So just when did you meet Mrs D???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

277 I find it intriguing and strangely erotic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So it would be better if she wore leather and had a little whip?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

278 I thought FAA was holding them hostage.
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Them and the EPA and local authorities paid off.

It's a shit show of biblical portions. Government interference.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (Q4IgG)

279 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

Trick Question. Kamala doesn't do it to curry favor with men. She does it to get the attention of the women listening to the men getting scolded.

Frankly ... most of the women I've ever known are members of the Sisterhood of the Vagina, International Local Number One. Most women get a thrill up their leg whenever they see a woman scolding a man.

My soon to be ex old lady does. So does every cluck of women in ever HR office I've ever been around.

Posted by: The Way It Is at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (bm/CU)

280 At least the Skipper had the good sense to include a genuine professor on his voyage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (jdHxK)

281 I find it intriguing and strangely erotic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So it would be better if she wore leather and had a little whip?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

Don't forget the whipped cream.

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 07, 2024 09:16 PM (mAAeV)

282
I expect Kama Harris to win Minnesota !
Posted by: runner

+++++++++++++++

As a Californian with deep insider knowledge of the territory and a spidey-sense of voter sentiment, I think she's gonna get this State, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:16 PM (pgtWZ)

283 So it would be better if she wore leather and had a little whip?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 07, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

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Did someone say whip?

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at August 07, 2024 09:16 PM (jdHxK)

284 I am reliably informed Bill Murray has been employed exclusively as Wes Anderson’s spirit avatar, which is odd given Anderson is still walking the earth in mortal guise.
Posted by: electronic means

That Anderson is a schemer - who but he should have thought to buy up the highly-prized Murray persona IP? I resolve that upon the first opportunity visit his upcoming project and divert his camera slightly off-center. His composition shall be altered in such a way that only he and a few others can see, and his grief will be tremendous. Werner shall call him in the zero-dark-thirty hours and say, Wes, you have betrayed your Muse, you must make amends. I shall suggest taking inspiration from the Yakuza, to be enacted in the most precious and twee manner possible. Edith Piaf will almost certainly provide the soundtrack for his self-abasement. This is dark, Werner realizes now. The sun is down now, and we must take refuge from Kamala's nocturnal roving in quest of Thunderbird, for that, she believes, is the word.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 09:17 PM (tmPIh)

285 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

-

I'll admit, at least she was able to do SOMETHING to justify her hiring.

***

So just when did you meet Mrs D???
Posted by: Diogenes

-

Karmella is indistinguishable from 90%+ of similarly demographicked employees in workplaces around the nation.

She and a half-dozen just like her are probably responsible for Boeing's situation right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:17 PM (Ledxi)

286 NASA needs some of these.

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Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 09:17 PM (agLqO)

287
Second, they forgot to send up a band to play as it returns to earth.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

++++++++++++++

LOL. That's okay, they can bring it back with "My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:18 PM (pgtWZ)

288 Wes Anderson should do the next Garfield movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:18 PM (AK5OS)

289 I believe the drawings, special machinery and notes were destroyed as a condition to fund the Space Shuttle.
So the Cee eye Aye has them.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:18 PM (xcIvR)

290
Second, they forgot to send up a band to play as it returns to earth.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

++++++++++++++++

For now, they can at least send up some deck chairs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:19 PM (pgtWZ)

291 265 I expect Kama Harris to win Minnesota !
Posted by: runner


My home state and key to my '84 triumph.

(slinks out of thread)

Posted by: Walter Mondale, Excitement Personified! at August 07, 2024 09:19 PM (FmapG)

292 Did someone say whip?
Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe

Not correctly.

Posted by: Stewie at August 07, 2024 09:19 PM (WXNFJ)

293 As a Californian with deep insider knowledge of the territory and a spidey-sense of voter sentiment, I think she's gonna get this State, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:16 PM (pgtWZ)

Her floor is 40%. They're doing the Obama thing to get another 11. It's not that hard, for a democrat. Not with an entire country full of white affluent suburban women just waiting to vote for International Sisterhood of the Vagina, Local One.

Posted by: The Way It Is at August 07, 2024 09:19 PM (bm/CU)

294 >>I shall suggest taking inspiration from the Yakuza, to be enacted in the most precious and twee manner possible.

Enjoin and compel the man to use computer generated special effects. This alone would be punishment enough.

Posted by: electronic means at August 07, 2024 09:19 PM (IMoC5)

295 Fantasy time. Elon and Trump, next Monday's interview: It opens with a surprise. They're in space suits knocking on the ISS to get the attention of the stranded astronauts. Then they cut to the interview. They both act like it was no big deal to do a rescue mission in space. CNN headline: LOUD BANGING NOISES HEARD ON ISS. TRUMP FALLS OVER IN LOW ORBIT.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 07, 2024 09:20 PM (tBmO2)

296 TRUMP FALLS OVER IN LOW ORBIT.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 07, 2024 09:20 PM (tBmO2)

That part can't happen. He has reflexes like that cat video up top.

Posted by: Cranky Bob at August 07, 2024 09:22 PM (mAAeV)

297 293 As a Californian with deep insider knowledge of the territory and a spidey-sense of voter sentiment, I think she's gonna get this State, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:16 PM (pgtWZ)

I agree.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:23 PM (xcIvR)

298 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
Veteran Tom Behrends, who replaced Tim Walz on his ‘05 combat deployment to Iraq (commander Walz quit & never went) compares him to deserter Bowe Bergdahl - says when the U.S. & his troops needed him “he ran.”
Video: x.com/megynkelly/status/1821353033566953476
6:09 PM · Aug 7, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 09:23 PM (9aVck)

299 274 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

These are not the behaviors of a good woman and I regret anyone who finds themselves in these circumstances because of their own bad judgement.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2024 09:24 PM (j4U/Z)

300
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 07, 2024 09:20 PM (tBmO2)

+++++++++++++++

Beautiful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 09:26 PM (pgtWZ)

301
LOL. That's okay, they can bring it back with "My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

But only with the sad and pathetic recorder version

youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM?si=d98p0HAhkBwe3t46

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 09:28 PM (xG4kz)

302 Enjoin and compel the man to use computer generated special effects. This alone would be punishment enough.
Posted by: electronic means

This is brilliant - his soul will be forever weighed down by the resort to CGI. Werner will call him and inquire what are the personal pronouns of his unholy digital proxy. Although Tilda Swinton has appeared in his productions, and many of us in La-La land suspect she is not human, possessing an intelligence higher than that of animal, yet lower than that of a human, like a denizen of M.R. James works.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 09:29 PM (tmPIh)

303 But only with the sad and pathetic recorder version

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I still like the version with kazoos and slide whistles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:29 PM (jdHxK)

304 Might The House of Representatives take up the question of Walz's duckout? given that Walz did it 2005 when he was running for Congress in MN.
Sgt. Kyle Miller, 19, was deployed in that unit, in Iraq; Miller was killed by an IED.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2024 09:30 PM (gKWVE)

305 >>Her floor is 40%. They're doing the Obama thing to get another 11.

So like every other presidential election where the nominees from both of the major parties have a floor of 40% because the country is basically split and the fight is always for the small number of swing voters.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:31 PM (LkLld)

306
There's a starman
Waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman
Waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:31 PM (/7KEl)

307 304 Might The House of Representatives take up the question of Walz's duckout?

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Yeah. They can 'investigate' it.

*makes wanking motion*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:31 PM (jdHxK)

308 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?
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Wait,...sexual favors?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 09:33 PM (jbdge)

309 I expect them to steal it again. C'mon man. Did anyone go to jail the last time?

"I have not the smallest hope." Elizabeth Bennett in Pride and Prejudice.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 09:34 PM (+H2BX)

310
♫ I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me
Hey, Mother Earth
Won't ya bring me back down
Safely to the sea?
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me ♪

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:34 PM (/7KEl)

311 The Walz stolen valor issue is not going away, it's only getting bigger. He not only claimed that he deployed to Iraq he also claimed that he deployed to Afghanistan and he lied about his rank and this issues has been percolating for a long time.

He's a complete fraud.

https://tinyurl.com/4tt88n9u

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM (LkLld)

312 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM (p4NUW)

313 My, unqualified, hired above me, girlboss was smoking the President's dick on week one.
I quit over the whole thing.
Fucking on company time is theft.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM (xcIvR)

314 Details please.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 09:37 PM (+H2BX)

315 ♫ I can tell you what they say in space
That our Earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this way
Sometimes we walk like we were shot
Through our heads, my love
We write our song in space like we're
Already dead and gone ♪

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

316 Ach, in that last Werner meant to use "progeny" instead of "proxy." I must accept that I am not yet unburdened from what has been. On a brighter note, Hunter S. Thompson has pledged, on his word as a Thompson, to release a swarm of crickets in Air Force Two. How he will do this is a puzzlement, and bids me wonder if he is a Japanese or Korean variety of a specter. like the family-friendly maiden from The Ring. Because they have no logic or limits. Part of me still waits, however, for the arrival of Scooby Doo and an unmasking that reveals that he was Old Man Biden all along. Also waits Werner for an answer as to why Freddy wore a cravat - this attire is suspect.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (tmPIh)

317 The Walz stolen valor issue is not going away, it's only getting bigger. He not only claimed that he deployed to Iraq he also claimed that he deployed to Afghanistan and he lied about his rank and this issues has been percolating for a long time.

He's a complete fraud.

https://tinyurl.com/4tt88n9u

Posted by: JackStraw

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Sure, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (AK5OS)

318 The issue with Walz is if he drops out, we get an Astronaut. We want Kamala to lose, not switch out players until they find the right combination.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

319 EXHIBIT A: Why Islam will not integrate well with Western society.

Islam was mellowing in its relationship with other agents in the big world at about the same rate that Christendom was. For several centuries -- the same centuries that were a key to your own forbears' ascent from savagery. Then, at a certain point in the last century, things went very wrong. It's not as if your master race didn't have a weak moment in there too. 'Member?

At the moment, world Islam is just as entitled to its swagger as you are. You're both spitting from a bundle of petty resentments, and don't have much to show for it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (zdLoL)

320 There I Was, Deep in the Shit...

Posted by: Capt. Tim Tampon Walz at August 07, 2024 09:39 PM (WBQfF)

321

Kamala's 33 Favors

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2024 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

322 The issue with Walz is if he drops out, we get an Astronaut. We want Kamala to lose, not switch out players until they find the right combination.
Posted by: Piper

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Kelly was a major part of the company that was partners with the CCP and responsible for the spy balloon that Biden was required to allow to tea-bag America to humiliate us.

There are traitors all over the place at that level. It's a huge part of why they hate Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:40 PM (AK5OS)

323 16 So flat earf you go to the edge and there is an ice wall. If I understand that the farther you sail to the ice wall that farther you are away.

Just sail up to the ice wall and take a picture, TADA the globalist STFU.
Posted by: rhennigantx


If the earf was flat, shouldn't it be dark everywhere at the same time? And the sun up everywhere at the same time?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 07:39 PM (3x4VN)
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There's a little room for that hot disk to go cool down at night, refresh its batteries so to speak, and it's called a solarium. Jeez you guys I have to explain everything?

Posted by: Ciampino - Solar Guard Extraordinaire at August 07, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

324 The issue with Walz is if he drops out, we get an Astronaut. We want Kamala to lose, not switch out players until they find the right combination.
Posted by: Piper

No!
We want the Tencent installed traitor astronut to be yanked to run (and lose).
He needs to not be an AZ senator.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 09:41 PM (toj3d)

325 Just saw the cat meme.

Eff cats. Dogs rule.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)

326 Is she still giving sexual favors?

Not with my dick
- zombie Nixon.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 09:41 PM (pPnok)

327 They’re not replacing walz, he was the only one she could find to run. They’re running out of time and the optics would also be very, very bad.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (2NHgQ)

328 313
Fucking on company time is theft.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM

--

At the end of the day, it's wiser to bang your subordinates at the end of the day.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (wzAuc)

329 >>Sure, but Trump said pussy.

This is one of those issues that goes deeper than some of the stupid campaign crap. Stolen valor is something that just about anyone who isn't a complete zombie partisan feels is morally wrong. Hell, it's also arguably a crime.

This is going to be a problem and they can't just brush it under the rug.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (LkLld)

330 Kelly was a major part of the company that was partners with the CCP and responsible for the spy balloon that Biden was required to allow to tea-bag America to humiliate us.

There are traitors all over the place at that level. It's a huge part of why they hate Trump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:40 PM (AK5OS)

Oh I know he is dirty, but not this dirty, and not to the left. Plus he can speak like a moderate. I say we start a We Want Biden Back campaign in earnest. That would be funny and help us.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (p4NUW)

331 Fucking on company time is theft.

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Not if that's part of your employment terms.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (AK5OS)

332 installed traitor

Why don't you want to make Grabby happy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 09:43 PM (pPnok)

333 "Oh baby, I'm gonna make sweet love to you all night, Allah willing, I'm gonna take you places you never been, praise Allah, you're gonna think you're in heaven baby..."

[30 seconds later:]

"What, that's it? You came on my freaking leg!"

Posted by: Big Talking Persian at August 07, 2024 09:43 PM (qUkBO)

334 I can't. I'm getting all pissed off again.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR)

335 installed traitor

Why don't you want to make Grabby happy?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

She wouldn't know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2024 09:44 PM (toj3d)

336 The issue with Walz is if he drops out, we get an Astronaut. We want Kamala to lose, not switch out players until they find the right combination.
Posted by: Piper

No!
We want the Tencent installed traitor astronut to be yanked to run (and lose).
He needs to not be an AZ senator.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I prefer we get Big Heap Buffalo Chip out of the Senate for MA and on the ticket. Go for the full DEI ticket.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2024 09:44 PM (VNX3d)

337 Fucking on company time is theft.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM

---------

Masturbation allows you skirt the rule without exactly breaking it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:44 PM (WBQfF)

338 Stolen valor just isn't a big deal in a fundamentally dishonest, honorless society. Ask Dick Blumenthal. Virtually no votes will change over this issue.

Posted by: Be Nice If It Was Different at August 07, 2024 09:44 PM (SSEhk)

339 >Fucking on company time is theft.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at August 07, 2024 09:45 PM (/7KEl)

340 Oh I know he is dirty, but not this dirty, and not to the left. Plus he can speak like a moderate. I say we start a We Want Biden Back campaign in earnest. That would be funny and help us.
Posted by: Piper

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I'm saying this in complete seriousness: I suspect Kelly is dirtier because of the level he's at. But his filth is with the same CCP folks, same as AWALZ.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:45 PM (AK5OS)

341 >>Stolen valor just isn't a big deal in a fundamentally dishonest, honorless society. Ask Dick Blumenthal. Virtually no votes will change over this issue.

Ever been to Connecticut? A Democrat could hump a dog on the steps of the state Capitol and still win.

This race isn't going to be won or lost in Connecticut.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)

342 Re Vance today...I blame the pathetic press, like many things, on the Internet. Up through the 80s the newspaper was well read and fat. Most of it was advertising. Papers were financially independent..internet killed that. The media companies are dependent on being subservient to the Bond Villain zillionaires that are behind all this. They get their orders, and if they want their jobs and perks, they follow them. Some of them may be ideological but the majority I am sure just do what they are told.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 07, 2024 09:47 PM (3/XaG)

343 Ever been to Connecticut? A Democrat could hump a dog on the steps of the state Capitol and still win.

--

LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 09:47 PM (AK5OS)

344 At the end of the day, it's wiser to bang your subordinates at the end of the day.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (wzAuc)

I wouldn't have given a shit then.
Thing was I was doing her job. As I was when they hired her without telling me I wasn't getting the position.
Hired her for $8.00 an hour more than me.

Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:47 PM (xcIvR)

345 Thank you, Ace. Been an unpleasant night (colonoscopy prep, ugh) and Corgi races were just what I needed to see.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 07, 2024 09:48 PM (hBG3V)

346 Ever been to Connecticut? A Democrat could hump a dog on the steps of the state Capitol and still win.

But it could be a different Democrat than Dick Blumenthal. And yet it isn't.

Posted by: Be Nice If It Was Different at August 07, 2024 09:48 PM (SSEhk)

347 "Israel, the streets of Tel Aviv and Haifa will flow with the blood of your mothers and children, Allah willing, you will never forget the historic day of reckoning that we are about to drop on your heads, praise Allah, you will wish you were in hell it will be so catastrophic..."

[4 hours later:]

"What, that's it? You blew up some sand in the desert and maybe a goat."

Posted by: Big Talking Persian at August 07, 2024 09:49 PM (qUkBO)

348 19 That little beige French pickup has more metal in it than two modern Fiat 500s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2024 07:40 PM (8q+vQ)
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In 1951 in Uganda, our first car. Reliable thing. Convertible.

Posted by: Ciampino - mobile at August 07, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

349 Thing was I was doing her job.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:47 PM (xcIvR)

Yeah but not as well

Posted by: CEO with a dick needs suckin' at August 07, 2024 09:49 PM (gKWVE)

350 346 Ever been to Connecticut? A Democrat could hump a dog on the steps of the state Capitol and still win.

But it could be a different Democrat than Dick Blumenthal. And yet it isn't.
Posted by: Be Nice If It Was Different

The National stage is very different and if this wasn’t an issue, you wouldn’t see the idiots over at DU cheering o the man served his country, etc etc or racing to find out anything that makes this not true.

I am just worried we are watching the media fortify. This can’t happen again.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 09:51 PM (p4NUW)

351 Fucking on company time is theft.

Chase had to fire one of their 'Golden Girl Bosses' after it was discovered she was doing the horizontal hustle with one of her subordinates. The SVP of HR actually walked into a big meeting she was holding and walked her sorry ass out the door.

It was glorious. The guy involved, just like women victims in similar situations was put on double-secret 'protection' until he left the company some years later. HA!

Posted by: Stewie at August 07, 2024 09:52 PM (WXNFJ)

352 >>But it could be a different Democrat than Dick Blumenthal. And yet it isn't.

You're missing the point. CT is a solid Democrat state. They don't care what Democrats do, they will continue to vote for them. Same as MA where Kennedy literally killed a woman and never sweated reelection.

This is a national election and the race always comes down to a handful of states where people do care about issues. This issue is not going away and it will dog the Harris/Walz campaign. You think Vance won't make a big issue of this during the VP debate?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)

353 345 I’ve been there. Good luck with your colonoscopy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:53 PM (v6JzV)

354 I am just worried we are watching the media fortify. This can’t happen again.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 09:51 PM (p4NUW
I say that every time I leave Corsicana. The only time it didn’t happen was 2016.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

355 You think Vance won't make a big issue of this during the VP debate?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 09:52 PM

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The prospect of such might force her to subtract that dough-faced phony soldier.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 07, 2024 09:55 PM (wzAuc)

356 328 313
Fucking on company time is theft.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM

--

At the end of the day, it's wiser to bang your subordinates at the end of the day.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 07, 2024 09:42 PM (wzAuc)
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In the bar during cocktails?

Posted by: Ciampino - mobile 2 at August 07, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

357 At the moment, world Islam is just as entitled to its swagger as you are. You're both spitting from a bundle of petty resentments, and don't have much to show for it.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 09:38 PM (zdLoL)


They can swagger all they want. Just not on my turf.
And there is much to show if one only looks.
The big difference between then and now is instant communications and the fact there are a couple billion more people around.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 09:56 PM (W/lyH)

358
o, they are "fortifying" like all billy hell ... but will it be enough?

hoping, praying, ... and g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 07, 2024 09:58 PM (UWgy2)

359 If this keeps up, we might get Biden back on the ticket !

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 09:58 PM (V13WU)

360 The stolen valor stuff is not going to be the real punch(es) they hit Walz with. This is just showing he is dishonest.

The next punches will be much harder to ignore.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 07, 2024 09:58 PM (vsXBg)

361 ..like Kamala drops out or something, and Biden is back, baby !

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 09:58 PM (V13WU)

362 >>>a different Democrat than Dick Blumenthal
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Isn't he a famous fighter pilot from the Nam era?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 09:59 PM (8JosV)

363 Fucking on company time is theft.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2024 09:35 PM

---------

Masturbation allows you skirt the rule without exactly breaking it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 09:44 PM (WBQfF)
***

So....dropping a deuce for 15 minutes or.so...ok?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 09:59 PM (W/lyH)

364 327 They’re not replacing walz, he was the only one she could find to run. They’re running out of time and the optics would also be very, very bad.
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True that. The Donks already took it on the chin for the way they pushed out the Potato. Which also means Trump & Vance should keep up the heat on Waltz. He's a liar & coward of the worst sort, down there with Kerry. (Maybe lower.) His record as a serviceman is indicative of his stint in politics, especially in Minnesota where he cravenly allowed the Leftards to run wild.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 07, 2024 10:00 PM (W+kMI)

365 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:01 PM (v6JzV)

366 360 The stolen valor stuff is not going to be the real punch(es) they hit Walz with. This is just showing he is dishonest.

The next punches will be much harder to ignore.
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True that. His political record is a target rich zone.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 07, 2024 10:01 PM (W+kMI)

367 Had a incident on my job where a case manager (Married) confided to me that he was doing another case manager on our team to which I replied..."You Stupid or what?" There is no good outcome with this and you are going to pay a price for being THIS stupid dude...come on are you really ready for the inevitable bad outcome??" He just smiled at me and said..."I got this."

2 weeks later...the other case manager called his wife and let her know the deeleo...


He cleaned out his desk 2 weeks after that... HR was not amused.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2024 10:09 PM (TDvv2)

368 Oh...

This WALZ VERMIN?

This close to the election? I'm smelling some MAJOR SUBTREFUDGE by the Demoncrates but I do not have the needed INTEL to Ferret this out.

But...the violin player has a moustache and we should have our powder dry going forward.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2024 10:15 PM (TDvv2)

369 Bulgaroctonus, thanks. Not looking forward to it.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 07, 2024 10:17 PM (hBG3V)

370 Question for the male morons- how much do you love being scolded and talked down to by a woman who got where she is by giving sexual favors?

Hell, I don't like being scolded and talked down to by posters on this thread.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 10:17 PM (D7oie)

371 taylor Swift has cancelled concerts In Austria due to government concerns about a planned terrorist attack

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

372 Nic repair

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 08, 2024 01:12 AM (T53xy)

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Deal with the Cowbell?
Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"?
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Top Top Tens

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat

Ann Coulter
National Review Online
The Perfect World
Free Republic
Lucianne
The Note

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