Animal Photo Shoot Cafe

13 One of those I use for a proper name which made Miley laugh out loud when she first heard it was, "Whoochee-whatcher".

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I read a novel in junior high, Hallelujah Train, that proposed that if you forgot a man's name, you could always call him "Buck" because no man would ever be offended by that. It was a simpler time

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (L/fGl)

14 Who among us has not been arrested for doing 95 mph while DUI? People and penguin make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes end up in pregnancy, but we must take the good with the bad.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F)

15 This content is full of X links! How dare you sir!

::hides behind couch::

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (/jMds)

16 3 The sea lion in the photo op, I have a feeling he's done that before...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

I wonder if he's s'posed to do that.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (64Zez)

17 I read a novel in junior high, Hallelujah Train, that proposed that if you forgot a man's name, you could always call him "Buck" because no man would ever be offended by that. It was a simpler time

See also, chief, Cochise, hoss, and Hondo.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:38 PM (xCA6C)

18 Nasty evil river otters. They will bugger you nasty.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:38 PM (Bygx0)

19 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

20 Um, these links are . . . splendid. Yes, splendid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:39 PM (i24o9)

21 I just saw they’re calling Walz “Tampon Tim”

Lolol

Posted by: Vengeance at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (phYRn)

22 Nefertiti’ had an elongated skull.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (/UtnQ)

23 Five fingers per hand therefore not AI.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (i0CiB)

24 Second day in a row my boat is in the dry dock and im on the freaking metro bus. Sucks. Standing room only. People crammed together. Stinks. Pot smoking in the back. People talking on their phones.

I hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (Bygx0)

25 >> Nefertiti’ had an elongated skull.

She was an alien.

Posted by: Crazy Haired Guy at August 06, 2024 07:41 PM (w6EFb)

26 See also, chief, Cochise, hoss, and Hondo.

Of course, one can always default to "dude".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (xCA6C)

27 River Otters are one of the finest animals on the planet. Not quite penguin level glorious, but upstanding creatures with high character and no homosexual tendencies like holding hands when they sleep.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

28 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

This will give you a new baseline to rise up from.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

29 Of course, one can always default to "dude".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (xCA6C)

Hey Man

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (xJEPL)

30 My old cat is at the vets and I likely won't find out anything until tomorrow. She normally hides out and sleeps most of the day. Found her laying in the cat box this afternoon. Back end was wet and I cleaned her off. Pretty sure she hasn't eaten today and may not have taken any water. Worried that it could be kidneys as I've lost a cat that way. Could be a UTI too. I'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (dDSBl)

31 I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (Bygx0)

Makes things easier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (y31cs)

32 I hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:40 PM (Bygx0

If it helps at all, I'll hate them with you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (mAAeV)

33 That bridge is creepy but the dogs are amazing. And I definitely want that photo shoot for our next Christmas card.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (xtYqm)

34 Vengeance

TimmyTampon rolls off the tongue easily.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

35 The cat that touches the TV screen and knocks people down is so funny!!

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (n3DL0)

36 I saw the new M Night Shyamalan movie on Sunday. Do not recommend, unless you *really* want to watch an hour long concert that his daughter put together, Taylor Swift-style. Followed by another 30 minutes of her bad acting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (16NmB)

37 row my boat

Gently down the stream?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (AJ3PX)

38 36 I saw the new M Night Shyamalan movie on Sunday. Do not recommend, unless you *really* want to watch an hour long concert that his daughter put together, Taylor Swift-style. Followed by another 30 minutes of her bad acting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (16NmB)

*deadpan*
Sounds delightful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (y31cs)

39 " I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

That sounds awful diverse, equitable, and inclusive.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

40 Thanks guys.

Busses suck. I want my beautiful boat ride back. Looks like Thursday it will be back in the water and ready to go.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (fjTbJ)

41 37 row my boat

Gently down the stream?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (AJ3PX)

Euphemism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (y31cs)

42 TimmyTampon rolls off the tongue easily.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

Please explain where the tampon came from. TIA

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (xJEPL)

43 Milk by the pint instead of the gallon
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY)

I like it. Just enough for your cookies!
:-)

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (n3DL0)

44 This may be the best photo shoot I’ve ever seen 😂
---
The seal's a pro, but at the end it's like "Where's my fish?"

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (krQz2)

45 Of course, one can always default to "dude".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (xCA6C)

Hey Man
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:42 PM (xJEPL)

Bro, scooter, cowboy, sir, handsome, dear, sweetie. (depending on who is doing the addressing.)

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (IDmxB)

46
"Buddy" is often the default I use with men. 'Scuse me, buddy...

Posted by: Crazy Haired Guy at August 06, 2024 07:46 PM (w6EFb)

47 " I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

No you don't. Just the stupid people.

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:46 PM (xJEPL)

48 Prayers for your old kitty cat, notsothoreau.

Or sucks when our fur friends fall ill.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:46 PM (fjTbJ)

49 I hate everyone

Heard shooting otters can lighten one's mood..

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (AJ3PX)

50 Followed by another 30 minutes of her bad acting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (16NmB)

That's one heck of an unforeseen twist!

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (QfvaV)

51 Nurse ratched

Better to have the boat in a dry dock than have it take on water in the middle of the Sound. Although the life rafts are pretty cool. And you would have another story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

52
With unknown women, it's always ma'am.

With a little girl, it's "Sweetie pie". For a young boy, it's "little buddy"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (w6EFb)

53 " I hate everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

No you don't. Just the stupid people.

I think the original is close enough.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (xCA6C)

54 Nefertari's tomb is beautiful.

Love the dog kisses

The dogs greeting their caretaker is wonderful.

Posted by: Tuna at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (oaGWv)

55 Public art is usually crap, but I will admit I like the hands holding the highway.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

56 >Please explain where the tampon came from. TIA

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (xJEPL)

Walz mandated high-schools boys-rooms be equipped with tampon dispensers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (GTqXr)

57 *bridge, not highway

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

58 I saw the new M Night Shyamalan movie on Sunday. Do not recommend, unless you *really* want to watch an hour long concert that his daughter put together, Taylor Swift-style. Followed by another 30 minutes of her bad acting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at A

Shoot. I really hope that someday he'll meet or exceed Signs and the other good one.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (5nQel)

59 Heya Salty.

True that. The water is up to 57 in the bay. I'd last about two minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (fjTbJ)

60 ALH

From the boys bathroom in the local High School, of course.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

61 I bet the bus is terrible in the water.

Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (QfvaV)

62 Spinning dogs make me laugh. I don't have that kind.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

63 I try very hard not to waste my life on suckitude.

It's Sir or Ma'am.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (5MvGY)

64 Walz mandated high-schools boys-rooms be equipped with tampon dispensers.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (GTqXr)

Perfect for lighting fires in the men's room.

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (xJEPL)

65
The sea lion in the photo op, I have a feeling he's done that before...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

He's like the pony that some photographers used to use with children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

66 Here it is:
---
ve
@robbysoave

Remember the New York covid nursing home scandal that ended Andrew Cuomo's career? Well, Tim Walz had the exact same policy in Minnesota—send sick patients back to nursing homes—except he subsequently said it was "not a mistake."
---

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (krQz2)

67 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (IDmxB)

68
For any sky gazers, Venus is just returning to the evening sky, just a smidge above the horizon at sunset. Thin waxing crescent moon, Mercury, and Regulus all near by.

And, thanks to Debby, it's gonna be cloudy and then rainy for the next few days, and I can't see shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

69 #21 DC_Draino @DC_Draino
Man the Trump people move fast

They just dropped a blistering ad that exposes Tim Walz for:
-putting tampons in boys bathrooms
-allowing minor children to have their genitals permanently mutilated
-putting men in women’s sports

This guy is FAR left
https://tinyurl.com/4chp8cdj
44 seconds

BTW, #TamponTim #1 search trend on X twitter!
We would also accept Timmy Tampons.

Timmy Tampons Trump-Tucker meme:

il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo
https://tinyurl.com/5n76tfzx
photo meme

Kamala Campaign photo of Walz released:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfeanfv
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (i0CiB)

70 Perfect for lighting fires in the men's room.
Posted by: ALH

Stuff into a gsw to stop the bleeding.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (fjTbJ)

71 Tomb was awesome, would be neat to see

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

72 >38 36 I saw the new M Night Shyamalan movie on Sunday. Do not recommend, unless you *really* want to watch an hour long concert that his daughter put together, Taylor Swift-style. Followed by another 30 minutes of her bad acting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:43 PM (16NmB)

*deadpan*
Sounds delightful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 06, 2024 07:44 PM (y31cs)

Mrs. Meta and I saw it as well. Plot holes you could drive a convoy through. And the signature plot twist was retarded.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (GTqXr)

73 For a young boy, it's "do you like gladiator movies?"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (AJ3PX)

74 And, thanks to Debby, it's gonna be cloudy and then rainy for the next few days, and I can't see shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

Try Uranus.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (i24o9)

75 Perfect for lighting fires in the men's room.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (xJEPL)

And for stopping nosebleeds.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (IDmxB)

76 >> "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.

I can see that, thinking about it. It's tone of voice, and your experience with how it's used. Around here, it's pretty standard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (w6EFb)

77 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING - Kamala Harris with her running mate Walz: "Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening. Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening, everyone. Good evening. Good evening."

Catturd ™ @catturd2
WTF - 😂😂😂😂😂 so cringe

https://tinyurl.com/46mxca4j
18 seconds; sounds drunk... again!

Lake Boss 🚤🐟🐕‍🦺 @ClayDeux 46m Replying to @catturd2
Always cringe… 😬

https://tinyurl.com/4zpz98um
9 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (i0CiB)

78 nurse watched.

At that temp, 2 hours minimum. Don't take off any clothes you need to stay warm. My prediction, knowing sailors like I do, is you would be the first to be rescued. Watch the hands as they wrap you is a blanket, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

79 Shoot. I really hope that someday he'll meet or exceed Signs and the other good one.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (5nQel)

=====

Yeah, me too. The trailer looked good, and Josh Hartnett was good. But it was a slog.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (16NmB)

80 I just saw they’re calling Walz “Tampon Tim”

Timpax

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (/HDaX)

81 67 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (IDmxB)

So "Pal" then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (mAAeV)

82 Perfect for lighting fires in the men's room.
Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:49 PM (xJEPL)

And for stopping nosebleeds.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (IDmxB)

And for making chicks really angry for some reason.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)

83 9 I was looking at miniature jersey cows today. Milk by the pint instead of the gallon
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY)

They are the cutest things! Those eyes! I would love one but oddly enough our little burg frowns on farm animals in backyards.

Posted by: Moki at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (wLjpr)

84 67 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (IDmxB)

I named my robot vac Buddy.

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (xJEPL)

85 Watch the hands as they wrap you is a blanket, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

Filthy buggers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (i24o9)

86 Tampons to stop the bleeding from GSW's

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY)

87 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 25m
Watch as Tim Walz awkwardly shakes his wife’s hand before she tells him to hug her

This guy is bizarro

https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b
4 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (i0CiB)

88 What is that, a Grizzly Seal?

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (fV+MH)

89 Evening.

So Kamala chose a really weird looking fat white guy as her running mate?

Not the obviously more photogenic and handsome Jewish ma...ooohhhh, riiiight!

*Clears throat*

So on paper I thought, okay, maybe they're playing for keeps? And then I took one look at Walz and laughed. Really? This guy? This fucking guy? Really. Jeez Louise...

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 07:54 PM (70Hnf)

90 Andycanuck that is funny

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

91 My sister thinks the far right has taken over the Republican party. The last time I talked to her Biden was still running. I'm trying to figure out how to bring this up next time I see her.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

92 GSW's

Golden State Warriors?

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (xJEPL)

93 I say between the two of them, drop the Democrat and go with Marxism, leave Bernie in the dust

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

94 Moki, Hello dear lady. Are you 100% ambulatory now?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY)

95 I still can't believe this is the Donk ticket, it seems just pathetic and absurd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 07:55 PM (XV/Pl)

96 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue"

Oh yeah, pal?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

97 I was looking at miniature jersey cows today. Milk by the pint instead of the gallon

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY)

Heidi brought a Jersey for a local farm run by Catholic brothers. Named it Daisy. Lactose intolerant can drink her milk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (mAAeV)

98 Took my wife's dog to the vet last week. Just needed his nails cut and a check-up.
They gave him some vaccine and he's been blowing runny shit since.
They are not doing that again. No more shots.
$300 for a dog to leave the doctor with Diarrhea for almost a week now.
Poor guy. He's beside himself. He hates it when he has an accident in the house. Hides for hours.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (xcIvR)

99 Have a great night, everyone.

Work starts tomorrow.

But may your summer be the best ever.

Have fun in the light, juxtaposed with the vile darkness from the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

100 Around here we call people Cuz. Which, since it is Alabama, is likely to be true.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (aD39U)

101
"Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue

How about "little buddy?"

Posted by: Skipper at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

102 And for making chicks really angry for some reason.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)

=====

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (16NmB)

103 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.

Posted by: LASue

How about "little buddy?"

Posted by: Skipper at August 06, 2024 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

Or Boo boo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 07:57 PM (mAAeV)

104 They gave him some vaccine and he's been blowing runny shit since.
They are not doing that again. No more shots.
$300 for a dog to leave the doctor with Diarrhea for almost a week now.

You should take him back in and say "You broke him, you fix him."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (hB7mE)

105 I don't think we should be calling token white VP female hygiene products.

It distracts from him being a commie piece of shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (b4o9z)

106 fd, send her some of the.memes going around. Humor and mockery.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (5MvGY)

107 From Insty:

Take a look at this report from Politico (emphasis in the original):

Why not Shapiro? By contrast, Pennsylvania Gov. JOSH SHAPIRO’s team felt that his own interview with Harris did not go as well as it could have. There was “not a great feeling” coming out of it, according to a person in touch with Shapiro’s advisers. A person familiar with the selection process told our colleagues that, after their meeting on Sunday, Shapiro called Harris’ team and made clear that he was “struggling with the decision to leave his current job as governor, in order to seek the vice presidency.”

Does anyone believe that Shapiro was “struggling with the decision to leave his current job as governor”? Of course, he wasn’t. This sounds like Shapiro realized that the risk of joining the Harris ticket was too high after the terrible jobs report on Friday and the subsequent stock market crash on Monday.

In other words, he dropped out.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (xCA6C)

108 >> Around here we call people Cuz.

How about "guv/guvnuh". "Cap'n" was another used in some circles, I remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (w6EFb)

109 Fake news! No GOP can pounce like that!!

Posted by: enough Bullshit at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (2NXcZ)

110 Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening. Good evening. Ha ha! Good evening, everyone. Good evening. Good evening."

WINEMOM DOG WHISTLE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (AJ3PX)

111 Jordon61

We can totally infiltrate any Leftist protest with clip-on Tampon earnings.

They won't even notice the claymore mines.

Now got to go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

112 Tampons make great earrings!

Posted by: MSNBC Scrunt at August 06, 2024 07:59 PM (16NmB)

113 https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b

And what's with Doug's weird convulsion?

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 08:00 PM (td212)

114 LOL, Salty! Horde mind!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:00 PM (16NmB)

115 https://tinyurl.com/y9vkzp3b

And what's with Doug's weird convulsion?
Posted by: LASue

Musta had a few too many cups of his bang-a-nanny coffee.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 08:01 PM (MGB5H)

116 And in other lunacy, Ben Stiller says ALL white Jewish guys want to be black? Tell me this is psycho!

Posted by: enough Bullshit at August 06, 2024 08:01 PM (2NXcZ)

117 I use the term "Boss" a lot which I find makes people a bit more receptive.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 08:01 PM (/jMds)

118 "fd, send her some of the.memes going around. Humor and mockery.
Posted by: Ben Had"

It's pointless and I would like to maintain some civility in the family so I don't call her the f'n idiot I always thought she was.

Her husband is Trump curious though, and maybe even voted for him but nobody's sayin'.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

119 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue"

Oh yeah, pal?
Posted by: Joe Biteum
====
Watch it, chief.

Posted by: hillary (')(,) at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (i0CiB)

120 Shapiro was not looking forward to explaining that neck tattoo....

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (KAi1n)

121 Holy communism

Tim Walz established a “snitch” program during Covid where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (gbOdA)

122 I read a novel in junior high, Hallelujah Train, that proposed that if you forgot a man's name, you could always call him "Buck" because no man would ever be offended by that. It was a simpler time
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one

In the Southern reaches of your nation, some addressed me as "Captain," and in other regions "Chief." In Deutschland, custom demands that one addressed those whom one has not met as Goblin Hell-Fiend. Krampus Leavings may also be used if one is in a festive holiday mood, for it gladdens the soul. Okay, I see your problems here. The custom predates Werner. Germany is a nation that once employed Toilet Maidens, who would sell squares of toilet paper in the most sadistic manner while demanding one not waste time, so what do you expect? It is not like we are Bidens.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (tmPIh)

123 NGL, I knew quite a few white Jewish guys that wanted to be black. I figure at least 50% of the white guys in NYC want to be black at some point in their lives.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (b4o9z)

124 for a dog to leave the doctor with Diarrhea for almost a week now.

Vet aid: your dusky lorikeet died in doctor's hands.
During a flight feathers clipping?
Uhh

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 08:03 PM (e8Sk7)

125 Cannibal Bob, I started looking for jersey steers to feed out but those heifers are tempting.

Hugs to you both and your generosity knows no bounds.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:03 PM (5MvGY)

126 Referee warns female Olympic boxers not to punch each other in the testicles.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:03 PM (3fGPY)

127 I use the term "Boss" a lot which I find makes people a bit more receptive.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 08:01 PM (/jMds)

=====

I always thought Boss was a prison thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:03 PM (16NmB)

128 You should take him back in and say "You broke him, you fix him."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2024 07:58 PM (hB7mE)

Oh I'm sure they got a pill or a shot for the shits too.
$400.00.
I'm more on the side of never taking him back again.

Speaking of which I better get the one that caused me to post that cleaned up before the wife gets home.
And figure out where her dog is.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (xcIvR)

129 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue"

Oh yeah, pal?
Posted by: Joe Biteum
====
Watch it, chief.

Posted by: hillary (')(,) at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (i0CiB)

Careful, friendo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (i24o9)

130 I always thought Boss was a prison thing.
Posted by: Jordan61

I'm shaking the tree boss. I'm shaking the tree.
-Cool Hand Luke

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (MGB5H)

131 I always thought Boss was a prison thing.

Interesting. I've never heard that.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (/jMds)

132 Walz is ghey ??

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

133 80 I just saw they’re calling Walz “Tampon Tim”

Timpax
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2024 07:52 PM (/HDaX)
Summer’s Eve makes me feel fine, blowing through the canyons in my mind….

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (Nq2KV)

134 I always thought Boss was a prison thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:03 PM (16NmB)

Tell us more about prison.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (i24o9)

135 I use the term "Boss" a lot which I find makes people a bit more receptive.
Posted by: Halfhand

Boss is what Texas convicts call Texas prison guards. When I hear that, my guard instantly quadruples.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (3fGPY)

136 See you later, alligators.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (i0CiB)

137 "Buddy" always sounds somewhat condescending and aggressive to me.
Posted by: LASue"

Oh yeah, pal?
Posted by: Joe Biteum
====
Watch it, chief.

Posted by: hillary (')(,) at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (i0CiB)

Careful, friendo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (i24o9)

Listen up, Skippy...

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (+rb8S)

138 Vet aid: your dusky lorikeet died in doctor's hands.
During a flight feathers clipping?
Uhh

It's not dead. It's pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 08:07 PM (xCA6C)

139 Listen up, Skippy...

Oh, I forgot about Skippy.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 08:07 PM (xCA6C)

140 >Tim Walz established a “snitch” program during Covid where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (gbOdA)

I'm just being neighborly, citizen. Pray I don't become more neighborly.

Posted by: Timmy Tampon at August 06, 2024 08:08 PM (GTqXr)

141 Boss is what Texas convicts call Texas prison guards. When I hear that, my guard instantly quadruples.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (3fGPY)

=====

See? rickb223 knows.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (16NmB)

142 139 Listen up, Skippy...

Oh, I forgot about Skippy.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 08:07 PM (xCA6C)

Or Scooter

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (xJEPL)

143 I hear it pouring down rain
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (fwDg9)

144 See? rickb223 knows.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (16NmB)

You guys do time together?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (i24o9)

145 fd, one of my remaining cousins thought about coming to visit me. Great, I say. We have this really cool deal in Oct with a conservative group. I'm a liberal guy he tells me. Stay home, I tell him. We'll just enjoy our old memories.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (5MvGY)

146 I guess the Texas MoMe is a no-go for me then. lol

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (/jMds)

147 Socialisms is just being neighborly. Everyone digs the trenches they are shot in.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (b4o9z)

148 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg
NEW: Dog starts a house fire in Tulsa, Oklahoma after chewing through a portable lithium-ion battery.

The Tulsa Fire Department released the following video to warn people about the "dangers of lithium-ion batteries."

Two dogs and a cat were filmed hanging out before one of the dogs started the fire with the battery pack.

The animals were filmed in the living room on an indoor monitoring camera, observing the fire before it got out of hand.

"Lithium-ion batteries are known for storing a significant amount of energy in a compact space," the fire department said.

"However, when this energy is released uncontrollably, it can generate heat, produce flammable and toxic gases, and even lead to explosions."

The pets were able to escape the home through a dog door.
https://tinyurl.com/ysxfbv8h

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (i0CiB)

149 Back for a second. I forgot about the pet one at #148!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (i0CiB)

150 Speaking of which I better get the one that caused me to post that cleaned up before the wife gets home.
And figure out where her dog is.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:04 PM (xcIvR)

Some quick anti-diarrhea med won't be 400. And they might just make an OTC recommendation over the phone.

Posted by: enough Bullshit at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (2NXcZ)

151 Uh oh. We are in trouble now. From the DM:

"Why Kamala Harris' new VP pick 'could encourage Taylor Swift to endorse her'"

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

152 The pets were able to escape the home through a dog door.
https://tinyurl.com/ysxfbv8h

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (i0CiB)

Did you catch the vid of the guy caught in an elevator with a Li-Ion battery fire? No doggy doors there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:11 PM (i24o9)

153 You guys do time together?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:09 PM (i24o9)

=====

Some secrets should remain secret.

Seriously though, my FIL was a corrections officer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:11 PM (16NmB)

154 Seriously though, my FIL was a corrections officer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:11 PM (16NmB)

So you ran the black market then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:12 PM (i24o9)

155 Some secrets should remain secret.

Seriously though, my FIL was a corrections officer.
Posted by: Jordan61

I was one too.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (3fGPY)

156
Just reading, Space Daddy is suing GARM (Global Alliance for Responsible Media). That's a big group of advertisers who are big on the deplatforming of wrong think.

I'd call GARM a criminal cartel under the Sherman Antitrust act. But don't know if the law would see that has criminal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

157 So you ran the black market then.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:12 PM (i24o9)

=====

That's how I made my vast fortune.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (16NmB)

158 Hey, pal.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (5MvGY)

159 That is a super cool bridge.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:17 PM (B1dzx)

160 When people asked you where do you see yourself five years out of high school, walking death row wasn't on my bingo card.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:17 PM (3fGPY)

161 That's how I made my vast fortune.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (16NmB)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 08:17 PM (i24o9)

162 Summer’s Eve makes me feel fine, blowing through the canyons in my mind….
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 08:06 PM (Nq2KV)

I don't believe I'll think of "Summer Dreams" quite the same way ever again.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 06, 2024 08:18 PM (/HDaX)

163 Godzilla Minus One finally available for preorder.

Godzilla Minus One - Limited Edition Steelbook (4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray

https://tinyurl.com/2uw6svpz

That's the 4K steelbook but it looks like other, somewhat cheaper editions will be available.

I wonder if this will include the Minus Color version of the film.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 08:20 PM (R2tjB)

164
BREAKING!: Harris drops out of race and is replaced by Adm. Levine.

BALZ to the WALZ '24

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 08:20 PM (NMT5x)

165 Summer’s Eve makes me feel fine, blowing through the canyons in my mind….
Posted by: Eromero

I was today years old when I found out it was canyons and not jasmine.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:21 PM (3fGPY)

166 Cute clips tonight for sure! Good evening, all!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

167 Thanks, Nurse. I'm doing stuff around the house to take my mind off it.

Reforger, they are getting really bad about pushing shots. I had to get a kennel coughvaccine to get Jake groomed. Next time, it was the rabies vaccine that hit the 3 year mark the week before. I'll have to learn to groom him myself.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 08:22 PM (dDSBl)

168 The crawling toy was the coolest thing about the video.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:22 PM (B1dzx)

169 Prayers for your old kitty cat, notsothoreau.

Or sucks when our fur friends fall ill.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 06, 2024 07:46 PM (fjTbJ)

This twice as much Notsothoreau, I have elderly cats and every morning they show up for breakfast is a relief

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:22 PM (D7oie)

170 I want to go but you just keep dragging me back in.

I've got a Friends on in the background and Phoebe's old boyfriend David who left for Minsk just said to her new boyfriend, Mike, "In fact, I don't think you know just how lucky you are, fellah!"

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 06, 2024 08:23 PM (i0CiB)

171 Damn, I fell for the View from the Eiffel Tower.

Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 08:23 PM (v6JzV)

172 "Boss" is an Indian (dot) insult. Not just condescending it's fighting words.
Piss off an Apu in a hajimart some time.

Once "boss" roles off their toungue you are marked for revenge.
Had one do it to me over me demanding the Penny with my 76¢ in change.
It was boss every other word.
"Okay boss. Here is your penny boss, Thank you, boss.
I said "we should talk outside".
He didn't show up.
Haven't been back since and I shopped at that store for 35 years before the Indian Mob bought it.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:23 PM (xcIvR)

173 Reforger. Brown rice and oatmeal .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)

174 Reforger, they are getting really bad about pushing shots. I had to get a kennel coughvaccine to get Jake groomed. Next time, it was the rabies vaccine that hit the 3 year mark the week before. I'll have to learn to groom him myself.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 08:22 PM (dDSBl)

=====

The kennel cough vaccine is crap. Didn't stop either of my dogs from getting it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 08:24 PM (16NmB)

175 56 >Please explain where the tampon came from. TIA

Posted by: ALH at August 06, 2024 07:45 PM (xJEPL)

Walz mandated high-schools boys-rooms be equipped with tampon dispensers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 06, 2024 07:48 PM (GTqXr)
----
What about san. pads?
Tampons are great to plug up bullet hole gushers and pads are great for soaking up blood on large area wounds.
Both useful in Chicago on weekends.

Posted by: Ciampino - Random queer Update #07 at August 06, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)

176 And for stopping nosebleeds.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 07:51 PM (IDmxB)

And sending everyone home early from school because the sewers are backed up from some unknown blockage and the toilets are overflowing

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

177 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

178 These Cafe threads really need a heavy dose of "Turtles on Skateboards."

This is a rabbit hole that is easy to fall through.

https://tinyurl.com/ywjzptsd

I'm pretty sure this is really going to screw with the food chain.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 08:28 PM (dIske)

179
Oh this POS Timmy Tampon is really good. He called Trump and Vance "creepy" and "really weird" of course, and then made a crack about debating Vance if he ever gets off the couch.

So this drunk quitter weirdo is calling Vance a couch-fucker.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

180 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?
Posted by: Ben Had

Depends.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

181 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?
Posted by: Ben Had

Depends if tour last name is French.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (ftFVW)

182 And sending everyone home early from school because the sewers are backed up from some unknown blockage and the toilets are overflowing
Posted by: Kindltot

M80 will clear that right up.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (3fGPY)

183 Tampons to stop the bleeding from GSW's
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY)

I used a sanitary napkin to keep the blood out of my eyes and face when I laid open my eybrow this summer. Those things work like a charm!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (D7oie)

184 Kamala Harris campaign caught offering Instagram influencers money to post personal stories about how the “Biden-Harris admin” has helped them

evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/4thds63s

Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (lCWOD)

185 Some quick anti-diarrhea med won't be 400. And they might just make an OTC recommendation over the phone.
Posted by: enough Bullshit at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (2NXcZ)

Wife did call.
We've been doing the recommended OTC stuff.
Hasn't helped much.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:30 PM (xcIvR)

186 The one good thing that came out of Covid.

The cafe.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 08:31 PM (5p7BC)

187 I used a sanitary napkin to keep the blood out of my eyes and face when I laid open my eybrow this summer. Those things work like a charm!
Posted by: Kindltot

They don't advertise the volume of blood a band aid will hold. And that tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

188 177 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

OMG.

OB, Super. For sure.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

189 Kamala Harris campaign caught offering Instagram influencers money to post personal stories about how the “Biden-Harris admin” has helped them

evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/4thds63s
Posted by: Braenyard

Can the influencers recruit other influencers? Put Kamala at the top of a whole THOT Ponzi scheme?

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

190 Reforger, a teaspoon of Maalox, oatmeal and rice.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

191 Some quick anti-diarrhea med won't be 400. And they might just make an OTC recommendation over the phone.

Posted by: enough Bullshit at August 06, 2024 08:10 PM (2NXcZ)

If the cause is suppression of gut bacteria, a canine probiotic (not even a prescription item) will help too.

Posted by: HTL at August 06, 2024 08:34 PM (xchKo)

192 FUN FACT: That bridge was built using casts of the actual hands of Danang Dick Blumenthal, who posed for them as he begged his CO for orders deploying him to Japan instead of, you know, Vietnam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 06, 2024 08:34 PM (jdHxK)

193 Tim Walz established a “snitch” program during Covid where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders

Not much more neighborly than that, is there?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 08:35 PM (/y8xj)

194 Walz isn't a pedo , is he ? Like he is into little boys ? He's got that look about him...

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

195 And his obsession with children's' sexuality is weird.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

196 Tim Walz established a “snitch” program during Covid where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders

==

Nazi Walz.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

197 Have to admit I still don't understand the Vance couch reference. I haven't read his book; is it something in there?

Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 08:38 PM (uqhmb)

198 And his obsession with children's' sexuality is ~~weird.~~ expected.
Posted by: runner

FIF party affiliation.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

199 Kamala Harris campaign caught offering Instagram influencers money to post personal stories about how the “Biden-Harris admin” has helped them

evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/4thds63s
Posted by: Braenyard

I'm in! It definitely will be difficult to put into words the way this administration has helped me, but I'll give it a shot.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 08:39 PM (YDB6U)

200 Reforger, if you have a tablespoon or so of canned pumpkin that might help. Not pumpkin pie mix. Just the pure pumpkin. 100 percent pumpkin. No spices.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 06, 2024 08:39 PM (zudum)

201 156
Just reading, Space Daddy is suing GARM (Global Alliance for Responsible Media). That's a big group of advertisers who are big on the deplatforming of wrong think.

I'd call GARM a criminal cartel under the Sherman Antitrust act. But don't know if the law would see that has criminal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

Rumble has also joined in the lawsuit.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2024 08:39 PM (FCrpy)

202 173 Reforger. Brown rice and oatmeal .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)

I'll give the wife that info. See if she wants to try it.

He'd probably love it.
Thank you.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:40 PM (xcIvR)

203 14 Who among us has not been arrested for doing 95 mph while DUI? People and penguin make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes end up in pregnancy, but we must take the good with the bad.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F)
----
Yes true but if you're a penguin you may end up with egg on your face!

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #08 at August 06, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

204 Have to admit I still don't understand the Vance couch reference. I haven't read his book; is it something in there?
Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 08:38 PM (uqhmb)

Some "fact checker" just threw it out there almost completely at random. It's just to get tongues wagging. "What's this about JD Vance and a couch?"

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 08:41 PM (0Wd90)

205 Peter Ustinov is Star of the Day tomorrow on TCM.
A chance to see him as Nero in "Quo Vadis".

Posted by: sal at August 06, 2024 08:41 PM (4lnL8)

206 Oh this POS Timmy Tampon is really good. He called Trump and Vance "creepy" and "really weird" of course, and then made a crack about debating Vance if he ever gets off the couch.

And Trump will debate Kamala if she ever gets off her knees. And that has the advantage of being based on truth instead of a lie .

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:42 PM (B1dzx)

207 Rumble has also joined in the lawsuit.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

With a name like Rumble you know they're angling for a fight.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:42 PM (ftFVW)

208 151 Uh oh. We are in trouble now. From the DM:

"Why Kamala Harris' new VP pick 'could encourage Taylor Swift to endorse her'"
Posted by: fd at August

Nothing says Swiftie like an old white guy!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 08:42 PM (pZEOD)

209 196 And his obsession with children's' sexuality is weird.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

ALL of their obsession with children's' sexuality is weird.
They are losing "boomers" big time with that shit.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:43 PM (xcIvR)

210 I just saw that Cat Ass Trophy got banned or flounced, read that on the previous thread.
I hope he didn't get banned, he's a good guy with good comments. He will be missed.

If banned, does that mean he can never come back?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 08:43 PM (JrYM1)

211 Last night I was wandering around on the internet when I somehow landed on this. It made my day. Went to sleep with a smile on my face. Give it a few seconds if you watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mv9zjnyf

Posted by: javems at August 06, 2024 08:44 PM (8I4hW)

212 121
'where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders'

Just being neighborly.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L)

213 They don't advertise the volume of blood a band aid will hold. And that tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

Yeah, you don't put bandages on until you stop leaking. I will use a wad of telfa and tape if I have to keep working, though I have other absorbents too, I lucked into a cache of alginate dressings and those are the bomb, though they need either a heavy flow or a large weeping scrape.
sanitary pads are like wound dressings that come with pretty wrappings. I found out that some of them come with a peel off strip that exposes a sticky strip that will help them self adhere, how cool is that?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)

214 'where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders'

Just being neighborly.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Cause you know if you're locked in your house those people going to the park are a threat to you!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

215 Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 08:47 PM (mt7sJ)

Delusional ain't just a Winter Olympics event.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:48 PM (B1dzx)

216 Yeah, the sticky strip on pads...when they were new, my ex watched a commercial for them, then turned to me and said, "Don't those things HURT when you take 'em off?"

Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 08:48 PM (uqhmb)

217 https://tinyurl.com/mv9zjnyf
Posted by: javems at August 06, 2024 08:44 PM (8I4hW)

Oh, that was fun, thanks!

I wish I could move like that. I'd fall over.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

218 160
'walking death row wasn't on my bingo card.'

Did they ever let you pull the switch?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2024 08:49 PM (3wi/L)

219 The election is in November. And Kamala can't hide forever.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 08:49 PM (dDSBl)

220 CAT poked the Ewok and got his back fur up so took a voluntary time out.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

221 187 I used a sanitary napkin to keep the blood out of my eyes and face when I laid open my eybrow this summer. Those things work like a charm!
Posted by: Kindltot

They don't advertise the volume of blood a band aid will hold. And that tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)
----
On two occasions I've ripped the skin on an arm (it's gotten very thin) and bled like a stuck pig. Way too big for a bandaid plus those don't contain the blood. My two daughters fixed me up with a sanitary pad both times and they did a great job. A light-duty one suffices and if you saturate that then it's the Emergency Room pronto.

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #09 at August 06, 2024 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

222 Yeah, the sticky strip on pads...when they were new, my ex watched a commercial for them, then turned to me and said, "Don't those things HURT when you take 'em off?"
Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 08:48 PM (uqhmb)

That's why the drive for Brazilian waxing right?

[standing here with that clueless, slackjaw look like a human golden retriever]

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:52 PM (D7oie)

223 And his obsession with children's' sexuality is weird.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

ALL of their obsession with children's' sexuality is weird.
They are losing "boomers" big time with that shit.
Posted by: Reforger

Because boomers are grandparents and great grandparents. And we don't have much to lose.
Life in prison doesn't mean as much as it used to.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:52 PM (3fGPY)

224 The election is in November. And Kamala can't hide forever.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 08:49 PM (dDSBl)

I dunno. Jimmy Hoffa has managed it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)

225 Werner humbly requests that you take a look at the mugshot for Governor Waltz's DUI. It is not merely my Deutsch morbidity that the individual there is extremely close in resemblance to Midwestern Necrophiliaic serial killer and human taxidermy enthusiast Ed Gein.

A man who looks like the real-life inspiration for Psycho and the fun family film Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a trifle upsetting as a choice for the Cackle Creature's running mate, nicht wahr?

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 08:53 PM (tmPIh)

226 219 Yeah, the sticky strip on pads...when they were new, my ex watched a commercial for them, then turned to me and said, "Don't those things HURT when you take 'em off?"
Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 08:48 PM (uqhmb)

One of the greatest small inventions of the twentieth century. Yes, I'm old.
Realized I hadn't seen the toddler for a while. She had stuck an entire package of Always to the bathroom wall.

Posted by: sal at August 06, 2024 08:54 PM (4lnL8)

227 https://tinyurl.com/mv9zjnyf
Posted by: javems at August 06, 2024 08:44 PM (8I4hW)

Oh, that was fun, thanks!

I wish I could move like that. I'd fall over.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

That was a real man dance routine . I know that because they didn't put their hands above their shoulders even once.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:54 PM (B1dzx)

228 https://tinyurl.com/mv9zjnyf
Posted by: javems

Nice catch javems! Reminds me of Greek weddings I've been to.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 08:54 PM (WXNFJ)

229 'walking death row wasn't on my bingo card.'

Did they ever let you pull the switch?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

No. 😡

You had to be a captain or a major.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 08:54 PM (3fGPY)

230 181 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?
Posted by: Ben Had

Depends if tour last name is French.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2024 08:29 PM (ftFVW)
----
Monsieur Lavoisier?

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #10 at August 06, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

231 I wouldn't dismiss the idea that Harris has this won already. I'm hearing a lot here ... a lot ... that sounds just like how America wouldn't dare elect Obama a second time.
Posted by: Plain as the Nose on Your Face at August 06, 2024 08:52 PM (BVtcq)

You are so cute. Do you do stock tips too? I am thinking of investing in paper manufacturers. I understand the Chinese paper mills have a lot of market growth potential.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 08:56 PM (D7oie)

232 Yeah, I have pads in my crash kit. Nothing better. Slapped one on one of the kids after he put a monster gash in his head while at a picnic.

He was so proud - walked around showing everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 08:57 PM (WXNFJ)

233 Posted by: Plain as the Nose on Your Face at August 06, 2024 08:55 PM (BVtcq)

Again you're delusional. You see what you want to see.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 08:57 PM (B1dzx)

234 I've been arguing politics with the same hippies for 20 years now.
Every summer for a week I go visit and that's all we do.
Last summer and this spring (we went early)
We talked about two things.
The endless witch hunt against Trump.
Which I've been calling as "they won't stop. Watch." since 2017.
And the trans kids shit (Newsome included) Which for this group has turned them 100% away from their party since they were frying balls on the Berkeley hills and on Haight Ashbury corner in the 60's.
The kid sex thing is a bridge too far. Even for fried hippies.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 08:57 PM (xcIvR)

235 One of the greatest small inventions of the twentieth century. Yes, I'm old.
Realized I hadn't seen the toddler for a while. She had stuck an entire package of Always to the bathroom wall.
Posted by: sal

Which you took pictures of and will make their appearance again during her wedding reception.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 08:58 PM (WXNFJ)

236 Haven't been back since and I shopped at that store for 35 years before the Indian Mob bought it.
Posted by: Reforger

I read that entire post #172 and expected to see LenNeal.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 08:59 PM (KAi1n)

237 235 181 Will one tampon really stem anal leakage?

Maybe they would work on the concern trolls then.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (3wi/L)

238 Posted by: Plain as the Nose on Your Face at August 06, 2024 08:59 PM (BVtcq)

Now you are being weird. stop being weird. It turns people off.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie)

239 Ace Of Spades HQ, the smart military and feminine hygiene connoisseur blog.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (+CCo0)

240 Tim Walz is the Tim Kaine of Joe Bidens.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 06, 2024 09:01 PM (Rbu5d)

241 Seriously, google up an image of Ed Gein and compare it with Walz's DUI mugshot. It cannot be unseen. Were I advising the Trump campaign, I would urge that they utilize it in the ramp-up to November. Something like "One of these men is a vile, reprehensible creature who merits no place in the political arena, and the other is a serial killer. Werner offers this for those who would run with it.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 09:01 PM (tmPIh)

242 Ace Of Spades HQ, the smart military and feminine hygiene connoisseur blog.
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (+CCo0)

I pressed my first apple juice today. I lost one jar due to thermal shock, which was a shame, but I got 10 quarts.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:02 PM (D7oie)

243 "Let’s see Kamala is winning in every poll. Betting markets have turned her into the favorite. The media is giving an extended tongue bath which will go right into Election Day. She’s dominating every news cycle."

That reads like the inverse of Calvin telling his dad how bad his polling with 6 year olds is.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 09:02 PM (KAi1n)

244 I thought Hillary was going to win. Most people did but we voted anyway. Piss and moan all you want but you damn well better show up to vote otherwise fk off.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2024 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

245 “Betting markets have Kamala just about even with Trump. A couple of places have her the favorite. Trump was at 70% to win before she entered the race.”

Just remember - betting markets indicate hype, not reality. Joe had settled into a pit he couldn’t crawl out of and it was obvious to all. Kamala will get there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:02 PM (S6gqv)

246 Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 08:47 PM (mt7sJ)

You sound concerned and vaxxed. Mostly vaxxed.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 06, 2024 09:03 PM (89Sog)

247 It's so weird having a troll who actually speaks English as a first language.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:03 PM (+CCo0)

248
The hits keep coming with Boeing's Starliner. It can't undock from the ISS autonomously. Boeing didn't get that finished. The capsule can't undock without a crew inside.

And this means Space Daddy's Dragon will have no free compatible docking port.

Boeing is crap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

249 Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:00 PM (mt7sJ)

Sorry you're delusional to think she can win without cheating and that the polls are legitimate.

And I realize you're a troll and rather she win either because you're a leftist troll or you'd just rather be right over anything else. You're the worse kind of American.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:04 PM (B1dzx)

250 It's so weird having a troll who actually speaks English as a first language.
Posted by: Robert

The AIs are getting surprisingly lifelike.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

251 I read that entire post #172 and expected to see LenNeal.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 08:59 PM (KAi1n)

Ouch. I'll shut up now.
Maybe don't post after cleaning up runny dog crap.

I apologize.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:04 PM (xcIvR)

252 52
With unknown women, it's always ma'am.

With a little girl, it's "Sweetie pie". For a young boy, it's "little buddy"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:47 PM (w6EFb)

I've a few younger women object to ma'am. Still use it, since it serves as an early warning system for Crazy. In Mexico I called the little boy of the family I was doing work for "jeffecito". He and the family approved..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2024 09:05 PM (RMN7W)

253 SALESMAN
(You all probably have read this one before but I like it)
--
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young guy says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

(continued)

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #11 at August 06, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

254 Tonypete at 241.

Oh, that would have been funny. This was way before camera in your phone, though.

Posted by: sal at August 06, 2024 09:06 PM (4lnL8)

255 Ace Of Spades HQ, the smart military and feminine hygiene connoisseur blog.

Posted by: Robert

=====

Both are preferable to Concern Trolls.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 06, 2024 09:06 PM (8AONa)

256 The hits keep coming with Boeing's Starliner. It can't undock from the ISS autonomously. Boeing didn't get that finished. The capsule can't undock without a crew inside.

And this means Space Daddy's Dragon will have no free compatible docking port.

Boeing is crap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

Why don't they just have a guy manually pilot it out and away from the space station and then throw on his space suit and then "jump" back towards the space station?

Worked in Armageddon.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (+CCo0)

257 I pressed my first apple juice today. I lost one jar due to thermal shock, which was a shame, but I got 10 quarts.
Posted by: Kindltot

Pour it all into a five gallon carboy, add two pounds of sugar & two packets of champagne yeast. Put an airlock on it and come back in four months to five gallons of hard cider.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (3fGPY)

258 250 It's so weird having a troll who actually speaks English as a first language.
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:03 PM

Well we did ask if we could get a higher caliber troll. Honestly, we deserved to stop getting the $2.59 a post trolls who had been stopping in. This one is at least $3.75.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (p4NUW)

259 Bob Dole says sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (8AONa)

260 Keep whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:06 PM (mt7sJ)

Keep trolling even though you're horrible at it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (B1dzx)

261 https://tinyurl.com/mv9zjnyf
Posted by: javems

Balkan Slav Researchers say YES

Posted by: Miklos Miklosević at August 06, 2024 09:08 PM (lSyD7)

262 SALESMAN part 2 continued
--

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average sales to 25 to 30 customers a day. This is gonna have to change very soon if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son."

The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #12 at August 06, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

263
Here's the crazy thing. They had a previous unmanned test version of the Starliner that did dock and undock.

But for some crazy reason, that capability was not included, or was removed from this crewed version. And NASA signed off on this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 09:09 PM (w6EFb)

264 Oh, that would have been funny. This was way before camera in your phone, though.
Posted by: sal

In junior high, one of the girls plastered one on her knee for some unknown reason. We still talk about it even after 50 years. Hell of a gal Mickey was!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:09 PM (WXNFJ)

265 (continued)
Posted by: Ciampino

I have heard this joke

Posted by: Miklos was not dissapoint at August 06, 2024 09:10 PM (lSyD7)

266 SALESMAN continued part 3
--
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$124,548.88".

The boss, astonished, says $124,548.88??? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "Well, first I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Chevrolet Suburban."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a SUV???"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Bro, your weekend's ruined, you should go fishing."

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #13 at August 06, 2024 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

267 Oh, I think it might be Scoggy.

Hi, Scogg!

*Waves*

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:11 PM (+CCo0)

268 Ouch. I'll shut up now.
Maybe don't post after cleaning up runny dog crap.

I apologize.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:04 PM (xcIvR)

I have taken two cats in for the FiV booster that just knocked them down for far too long. One I thought was about to crawl into the hedge and die so I kept him inside and curled up with him as often as I could. I have old cats and they don't bounce back well, I may just hold to the rabies vax and forego the other wondershots.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:11 PM (D7oie)

269 What's with Cat? What happened?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:11 PM (mAAeV)

270 Pour it all into a five gallon carboy, add two pounds of sugar & two packets of champagne yeast. Put an airlock on it and come back in four months to five gallons of hard cider.
Posted by: rickb223

There is iron in this man's words.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (WXNFJ)

271 If Coconut and Walz have this locked up, why would the troll waste its time here? Weird.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (qUkBO)

272 272 (continued)
Posted by: Ciampino

I have heard this joke

Posted by: Miklos was not dissapoint at August 06, 2024 09:10 PM (lSyD7)
----
Miklos, I haven't ever met you but I suspect you could be that salesman.

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats end up shitfaced #14 at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

273 Keep whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:06 PM (mt7sJ)[/i[

No I am serious, I think paper is the next plastic, what picks do you have for me?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (D7oie)

274 But for some crazy reason, that capability was not included, or was removed from this crewed version. And NASA signed off on this.

Posted by: publius,

======

There is an incoming Junior returning to campus, somewhere, ready to tell everyone about their cool internship coding assignment at NASA, and all the side trips they took to the beach and Disney World.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (8AONa)

275 One more post....

Have fun.
Posted by: Sorry

Does that mean you are leaving?

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (xcIvR)

276 lol the troll. Someone missed the almost universal condemnation and scorn poured on the pick of Tim Walz today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:12 PM (S6gqv)

277 274

Dogglogg. That figures.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2024 09:13 PM (3wi/L)

278 Does that mean you are leaving?
Posted by: Reforger at August

Awww man!now we are back to Sid.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:14 PM (p4NUW)

279 Pour it all into a five gallon carboy, add two pounds of sugar & two packets of champagne yeast. Put an airlock on it and come back in four months to five gallons of hard cider.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 09:07 PM (3fGPY)

I might, this year is not wonderful for tasty fruit. I still don't drink but a batch of cider souring into apple cider vinegar is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:14 PM (D7oie)

280 Does that mean you are leaving?
Posted by: Reforger

Don't go! I was going to make cappuccino.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:14 PM (WXNFJ)

281 283 lol the troll. Someone missed the almost universal condemnation and scorn poured on the pick of Tim Walz today.
______

Actually, I think that's why the troll appeared. Coconut's first big decision was a clunker. The troll is agitated.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (qUkBO)

282 276 See upthread. Exit under threat of banishment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (v6JzV)

283 Hey, did you guys hear that Biden has dementia? Breaking news, so I guess it was just discovered this week.

Posted by: Former Axios Reader at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (uaSgg)

284 Don't go! I was going to make cappuccino.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:14 PM (WXNFJ)

LmAo!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (mAAeV)

285 Miklos, I haven't ever met you but I suspect you could be that salesman.
Posted by: Ciampino

I deny any rumours regarding myself and North Dakota or any politician or other inhabitant thereof.

Like Florida though.

Posted by: Miklos thinks the Statute of Limitations works in my favor at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (lSyD7)

286 Trolls should be treated like puke on the sidewalk. Walk by forget you saw it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (5MvGY)

287 Awww man!now we are back to Sid.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:14 PM (p4NUW)

And what are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Paul and raimondo, 69ing for Kamala at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (+CCo0)

288 Apparently our little corner of michigan is plagued with roof leaks. Polls closed over an hour, and no results yet.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (8AONa)

289 Plain as the Nose on Your Face
Sorry just pointing out facts

Whoa, tone it down a bit.

Posted by: Smuggy McSmuggison, bathe in my Virtue at August 06, 2024 09:17 PM (sAmhv)

290 I saw a new "Alien:Romulus" ad that had Ian Holm's voice. I'm wondering if they're incorporating parts of the novel "Out of the Shadows" in which Ash downloaded his android self into the escape pod computer. The story is actually considered canon. That would be cool.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 09:17 PM (kpS4V)

291 Let’s ignore all this. Acknowledging reality is trolling. I guess.

Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (mt7sJ)

*sniffs* When was the last time you bathed?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:18 PM (mAAeV)

292 Here's a wonderful feral cat rescue story. Daddy was looking after his family, unlike so many feral human Dads these days.

https://tinyurl.com/5f2nrksf

Posted by: Ciampino - Animals are so much more honest #15 at August 06, 2024 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

293 Let’s ignore all this. Acknowledging reality is trolling. I guess.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (mt7sJ)

The other guy left in a huff, so you, what do you think of bamboo fiber, is it the next big thing or just a boutique fiber like Ramie?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

294 Acknowledging reality is trolling. I guess.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (mt7sJ)

That's tellin' 'em!

Posted by: Your Brother, Balls Deep In Your Wife When You're Not Home at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (+CCo0)

295 Why did Kamala call Walz “Coach Walz” in Philly today? And what in hades was she wearing on her feet?

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (p4NUW)

296 @295

"Desperado-o-o..."

Posted by: skywch at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (uqhmb)

297 IMO

Trump should challenge them both to a debate...at the same time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

298 Hey guyz Coconut got a post-selection bump in late July it's over man.

Posted by: Sorry just pointing out I'm a retard at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (qUkBO)

299 I think the troll is a lefty because what purpose does it serve to be so pessimistic at this point. But if a 'conservative' I assume a miserable person who does love company and wants everyone else to be as pessimistic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (B1dzx)

300 304 oh! He was a high school football coach. Okay, then.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:20 PM (p4NUW)

301 306 IMO

Trump should challenge them both to a debate...at the same time.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

LOL that would fun...

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (n3DL0)

302 And, thanks to Debby, it's gonna be cloudy and then rainy for the next few days, and I can't see shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

Are you saying that, this time around, you wanted Debby to do Dallas?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (VNX3d)

303 Hey Hey...

Ian Jaeger
@IanJaeger29
BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Cori Bush is on track to lose her primary race tonight.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (TGPs7)

304 Hey guyz Coconut got a post-selection bump in late July it's over man.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out I'm a retard at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (qUkBO)

Tim bumped me twice last night. It was wonderful.

Posted by: Kamala at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (+CCo0)

305 IMO

Trump should challenge them both to a debate...at the same time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

LOL that would fun...

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (n3DL0)

With half his brain tied behind his back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:22 PM (mAAeV)

306 oh! He was a high school football coach. Okay, then.

Posted by: Piper

=====

I'm guessing there may be some players who'd say "No! Not ok! Dude's a perv!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:22 PM (8AONa)

307 USA Today

LoL

Posted by: Smuggy McSmuggison, bathe in my Virtue at August 06, 2024 09:22 PM (sAmhv)

308 Trolls should be treated like puke on the sidewalk. Walk by forget you saw it.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:15 PM (5MvGY)

=====

Excellent advice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (16NmB)

309 Still early, but Cori Bush is currently losing her race by a margin of almost two-to-one.

Even the sh*thole that is inner-city STL couldn't stand her.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (jGGMD)

310 Apparently our little corner of michigan is plagued with roof leaks. Polls closed over an hour, and no results yet.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Perhaps, this time, the rural counties are waiting until the urban areas finish reporting? Just to make it harder to guess how many boxes of fake ballots to pull out of the trunks of various Buicks?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (VNX3d)

311 USA Today. Where thinkers go to think and stuff.

Posted by: Sorry just pointing out I'm a retard at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (qUkBO)

312 I'm guessing there may be some players who'd say "No! Not ok! Dude's a perv!"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August

I almost said “laughs in SEC”, but thought that might be unbecoming.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (p4NUW)

313 How come they don't just build media offices like Axios' right next to dog food plants with those people-conveyors like they have at airports running through skyways, right into the hoppers?

It would make these constant layoffs much easier, and provide sustenance for the specially trained rape dogs who provide the media executives with their excruciating severance packages.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Ergonomic Expert at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (0FoWg)

314 Idiot lefty trolls can't keep the mask on for any length of time. They are hilariously stupid.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (B1dzx)

315 Let’s ignore all this. Acknowledging reality is trolling. I guess.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (mt7sJ)

Try it like this

Let’s ignore all
Acknowledging
reality is trolling

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (xcIvR)

316 Jordan61, Hi, hon. 72 days!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (5MvGY)

317 The “weird” label that the left is trying to use has been a huge source of fun. It’s amazing how, like such dutiful lemmings , have started repeating it over and over, but it is such an own goal for them! Someone tried it on me today, but ran away as soon as I said “You know what’s weird? Tim Walz puttin tampon dispensers in boys bathrooms, that’s what.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:24 PM (S6gqv)

318 USA Today

A rag so bad they have to give it away. And yet, there still are copies not taken at every. motel. in. America.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:24 PM (WXNFJ)

319 Wow. How condemning.
Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (mt7sJ)

Nah, you are right, Weird With a Beard is going to be a great VP for The Beard

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie)

320 300 Let’s ignore all this. Acknowledging reality is trolling. I guess.

Posted by: Sorry just pointing out facts at August 06, 2024 09:16 PM (mt7sJ)

*sniffs* When was the last time you bathed?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:18 PM (mAAeV)
----
No no "that aroma" is from the "spices"!
To quote Monty Python:

"Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuvée Reservé chateau-bottled Nuit Ça Wugga-Wugga’, which has a bouquet like an aborigine’s armpit."

Posted by: Ciampino - Animals are so much more honest #16 at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (qfLjt)

321 319

Newsweek is even worse.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (TDvv2)

322
Still early, but Cori Bush is currently losing her race by a margin of almost two-to-one.

That is good to hear -- I thought that this was her week to auger in.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (xG4kz)

323 315 Idiot lefty trolls can't keep the mask on for any length of time. They are hilariously stupid.
____

Give him a break. It's his first election.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (qUkBO)

324 Jordan61, Hi, hon. 72 days!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (5MvGY)

=====

Can't wait! I have some awesome door prizes!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:26 PM (16NmB)

325 Holy shit. They still print USA Today?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Ergonomic Expert at August 06, 2024 09:26 PM (0FoWg)

326 That is good to hear -- I thought that this was her week to auger in.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (xG4kz)

=====

The night is still young. There are still trunks to search.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:26 PM (16NmB)

327 I miss the National Enquirer. The " I had a two headed alien baby " headlines were a trip.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:27 PM (5MvGY)

328 220 CAT poked the Ewok and got his back fur up so took a voluntary time out.

Thanks f'd

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 09:28 PM (JrYM1)

329 Give him a break. It's his first election.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

"Oh. You said 'election'. That's different. Nevermind."

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at August 06, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)

330 The “weird” label that the left is trying to use has been a huge source of fun. It’s amazing how, like such dutiful lemmings , have started repeating it over and over, but it is such an own goal for them! Someone tried it on me today, but ran away as soon as I said “You know what’s weird? Tim Walz puttin tampon dispensers in boys bathrooms, that’s what.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:24 PM (S6gqv)

Why "weird"? Did they finally realize no one takes "racist" or "Nazi" seriously anymore? Are they just going to magically vibe themselves into office by saying, "The Weird Orange Man is yucky"?

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:28 PM (+CCo0)

331
329 I miss the National Enquirer. The " I had a two headed alien baby " headlines were a trip.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:27 PM (5MvGY)

That was Weeklly World News, I loved them! Their biggest star was BatBoy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)

332 Perhaps, this time, the rural counties are waiting until the urban areas finish reporting? Just to make it harder to guess how many boxes of fake ballots to pull out of the trunks of various Buicks?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

====

Possible. But this is only a primary. Those are usually less polluted by Wayne and Washtenaw County hijinks and tomfoolery. And fraud.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (8AONa)

333 ‘Weird’ Tim Waltz has a catchy ring to it. Even better is Weird Tim.

Dems are going to rue the day they started this shit.

Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (PTDkx)

334 Holy shit. They still print USA Today?

Handy for fish wrap and birdcages.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (mH6SG)

335 and...yes, Walz is a certified perv. started off with a crude sex joke about Vance. outstanding ! worst political instincts since ..that unfortunate tank ride...that alone will off 80% of the country plus losing the wymen's vote. way to go.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

336 Our daughter was at a hotel a couple months ago. They had USAToday.

It's like 4 pages. maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (Q4IgG)

337 Why "weird"? Did they finally realize no one takes "racist" or "Nazi" seriously anymore? Are they just going to magically vibe themselves into office by saying, "The Weird Orange Man is yucky"?
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:28 PM (+CCo0)

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Yeah, I don't get it. Do they think "weird" is some kind of sick burn?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:30 PM (16NmB)

338 Only about 18% of the vote in but Squad member Cori Bush is getting absolutely abused in her primary race. She's down to Bell 64% to 33%.

Turns out super woke Hamas supporters aren't all that popular in the real world no matter what the media says.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 09:30 PM (LkLld)

339 Perhaps, this time, the rural counties are waiting until the urban areas finish reporting? Just to make it harder to guess how many boxes of fake ballots to pull out of the trunks of various Buicks?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 09:23 PM (VNX3d)

THAT is an excellent plan.

Were done. We'll turn in our numbers when the big city does.
They are securely locked away insuring nobody touches them.
Talk to you in two weeks.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:31 PM (xcIvR)

340 started off with a crude sex joke about Vance.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)

Which is going to go over most people's heads and they're going to think he's implying Vance is lazy.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:31 PM (+CCo0)

341 Even my Epoch Times is shrinking. Paper and ink and postage are going up, I guess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 09:31 PM (kpS4V)

342 Holy shit. They still print USA Today?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Ergonomic Expert

The "journalism" majors who failed English composition courses have to work somewhere.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 09:31 PM (VNX3d)

343 I apologize.
Posted by: Reforger

Why?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

344 That was Weeklly World News, I loved them! Their biggest star was BatBoy.
Posted by: Tom Servo

(Bat boy!) I gotta get running now
(Bat boy!) Keep my lip buttoned down
(Bat boy!) Carry this baggage out
(Bat boy!) Always running
At someone's bleeding heel
You know how I feel
Always running at someone's heel. . .

Hmmmmm. . . .needs more work.
-- Pete Townshend

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:33 PM (WXNFJ)

345 And just for the record...

"Newsweak" has been relegated down to nothing more than a digital Shrill Whistle for the Marxist/Commies.

Used to be a respected publication back in the day.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:33 PM (TDvv2)

346 Oh no, you went there. Here are the facts for ya, friend:

Walz joined the National Guard, and somehow stayed in after a DUI. During that DUI stop, Walz pretended to be deaf due to “artillery”. But oopsie! Walz was never in Iraq or Afghanistan, he lied about this.

Walz then claimed during his GOV run he retired as a CSM. Oopsie! He neither retired, nor was he a CSM. He was forced to retract the retire crap. He quit and claimed he needed to so he could run for Congress, which is a load of garbage. He didn’t want to go to Iraq because he is a weak tailed simp.

The Army corrected his paperwork when he quit, it shows he was an E8! Not an E9. E8 is nothing to sneeze at, of course, but lying about your rank is dirty.

Lying about serving in theater is dirty and disgusting. His over sea tour was Italy. Scary times there! He also had a penchant for nominating himself for awards. Even ones he didn’t come close to qualifying for - and his unit thought as much of him as I do.

You, sir, need to understand Walz can’t put his boots in the oven and call them biscuits. Your Walz guy is lower than a worm’s belly.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

347 Why "weird"? Did they finally realize no one takes "racist" or "Nazi" seriously anymore? Are they just going to magically vibe themselves into office by saying, "The Weird Orange Man is yucky"?
Posted by: Robert

Exactly. They're going to turn off all the "rugged individualists" by implying they're not part of the herd.

The Left can't meme.

Posted by: mikeski at August 06, 2024 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

348 I remember my dad laughing at USA Today as a "pretend" newspaper when I was a little kid, and I'm about the same age as it.

I really can't believe it's still a thing. I'm going to start paying attention to see if it's around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2024 09:35 PM (0FoWg)

349 The "journalism" majors who failed English composition courses have to work somewhere.

And if you've ever dared to hold your nose and delve into it, the writing/grammar is atrocious. Fifth-grade level, at best.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 09:35 PM (mH6SG)

350 "It can't undock from the ISS autonomously. Boeing didn't get that finished. The capsule can't undock without a crew inside."

That sounds like the plot point in a movie.
Ok, genre? Who's in the cast?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 09:35 PM (KAi1n)

351 I saw Tim Waltz's band Pyro for Pervos open up for Porno For Pyros at Foxboro in 2017...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 09:37 PM (TGPs7)

352 His over sea tour was Italy. Scary times there!
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

Got the Purple Heart after a spicy meatball fell in his lap.

Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2024 09:37 PM (+CCo0)

353
Got the Purple Heart after a spicy meatball fell in his lap.
Posted by: Robert at August

Probably tried for it!

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

354 Your Walz guy is lower than a worm’s belly.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

Or whale's shit, if I may so crude.

Posted by: javems at August 06, 2024 09:38 PM (8I4hW)

355 346

But...Mr. Townshend, about that "Child Porn" you downloaded in 2003?

HHhhm HHhmm HHhum..Damn good Law Dogs you must of had...

Indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)

356 Newsweek is even worse.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:25 PM (TDvv2)

Nesweek always brings to mind for me the "I'd buy that for a Dollar" cut scene they did in...
...
Robocop?
Old pervy looking greasy dude and tits scene.

And, SF Goth. I'm (at least I'd like to think so) not a complete dick like LN.

Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 09:38 PM (xcIvR)

357 Sounds like Walz studied under Kerry.

Posted by: davidt at August 06, 2024 09:39 PM (i0F8b)

358 Got the Purple Heart after a spicy meatball fell in his lap.
Posted by: Robert

'This is a no shit story! There I was, sitting at the table in the kitchen when all of a sudden . . . . '

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)

359 You know how I feel
Always running at someone's heel. . .

Hmmmmm. . . .needs more work.
-- Pete Townshend

Posted by: Tonypete

======

In your mind, picture a young Sting

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2024 09:39 PM (8AONa)

360 An amusing evening!

USA Today (snicker)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 09:40 PM (sAmhv)

361 But...Mr. Townshend, about that "Child Porn" you downloaded in 2003?

HHhhm HHhmm HHhum..Damn good Law Dogs you must of had...

Indeed.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Yeah, about that, I was doing research for my work.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:40 PM (WXNFJ)

362 That top pic reminds me of "La Mano" in Punta del Este, Uruguay:

https://tinyurl.com/5n73s2k2

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 06, 2024 09:40 PM (ppfCG)

363 The “weird” use feels like it came from some Dem think tank that does not understand real Americans at all. What’s amazing is how quickly so many on the left jumped to follow their marching orders, and started using it without even understanding how easy it is to destroy anyone trying to make that claim about us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:40 PM (S6gqv)

364 Trump should challenge them both to a debate...at the same time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

LOL that would fun...

Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2024 09:21 PM (n3DL0)

With half his brain tied behind his back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Like one of those chess players who take on multiple challengers simultaneously....

Posted by: Miklos once organized those at August 06, 2024 09:41 PM (lSyD7)

365 Yeah, I don't get it. Do they think "weird" is some kind of sick burn?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:30 PM (16NmB)

This is nothing to do with "owning the right" it is about making Vance toxic so the wavering Dems can be kept in the herd voting reliably.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:42 PM (D7oie)

366 I was stationed in the UK during the Gulf War. Watched it unfold in a pub, having a pint, and yet...

I could have been a contender.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 09:42 PM (sAmhv)

367
Cori Bush is currently losing her race by a margin of almost two-to-one.

Will her replacement be better or worse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

368 "Oh. You said 'election'. That's different. Nevermind."

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at August 06, 2024 09:28 PM (WXNFJ)

I laughed

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:43 PM (mAAeV)

369 350 I remember my dad laughing at USA Today as a "pretend" newspaper when I was a little kid, and I'm about the same age as it.

I really can't believe it's still a thing. I'm going to start paying attention to see if it's around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2024 09:35 PM (0FoWg)
It was so pretend it was free, just pick one up, take it home, into the birdcage.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 09:43 PM (LHPAg)

370 Kindltot 269

After our vet killed one of our cats with a shot for fleas (yeah, turned out to be experimental) we stopped getting all the shots. We used to do everything they recommended and despite our cats being indoor only and fed a very good diet, they never lived past 10. After we stopped with the FiV etc and only got the kitten shots, we have had one cat live to 15 (he got done in by the vet with steroids). Now we have 2 ten year old, really healthy cats. Who don't go to the vet.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 09:43 PM (JrYM1)

371
Can I register some complaints about these links?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 09:45 PM (1Nxff)

372 USA started out as the color print Newspaper with a lot of graphs. That uniqueness wore off really quick.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:47 PM (B1dzx)

373 Can I register some complaints about these links?

Sure.

Posted by: Moose Out Front at August 06, 2024 09:47 PM (mH6SG)

374 372 Kindltot 269

After our vet killed one of our cats with a shot for fleas (yeah, turned out to be experimental) we stopped getting all the shots. We used to do everything they recommended and despite our cats being indoor only and fed a very good diet, they never lived past 10. After we stopped with the FiV etc and only got the kitten shots, we have had one cat live to 15 (he got done in by the vet with steroids). Now we have 2 ten year old, really healthy cats. Who don't go to the vet.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 09:43 PM (JrYM1)
There is iron in the words of Tecumseh Tea for all to see.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 09:47 PM (LHPAg)

375 USA Today is Gannett, and they own a majority of papers in the US. Generally the local papers have minimal local content and the rest is USA Today news.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:47 PM (D7oie)

376 Can I register some complaints about these links?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 09:45 PM (1Nxff)
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Your agonizer, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 09:48 PM (JvZF+)

377 Can I register some complaints about these links?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Complaints Manager: Next?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 09:48 PM (WXNFJ)

378 This is nothing to do with "owning the right" it is about making Vance toxic so the wavering Dems can be kept in the herd voting reliably.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:42 PM (D7oie)

Except that Vance has countered the attack perfectly, and now all the blowback is against the idiots using it.
Also leftist are undisciplined and have no restraint; on X and other platforms, they almost instantly began calling everyone who they didn’t like (meaning us) “weird”. Among other things, this helped reinforce the belief that Vance is in fact a very normal guy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 09:48 PM (S6gqv)

379 Ten Years is respectable Tecumesh Tea.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:48 PM (D7oie)

380 And Cori Bush is gone in a landslide.

Check USA Today tomorrow for their reporting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

381 369
Cori Bush is currently losing her race by a margin of almost two-to-one.

Will her replacement be better or worse?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at

Is worse possible, dare I ask?

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:49 PM (p4NUW)

382 Prizes at the TXMOME! I have a walking stick made out of a leg bone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:50 PM (mAAeV)

383 USA Today has openings for "journalists". NO AXIOS!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 09:50 PM (NMT5x)

384 377: My former hometown (in Western PA) newspaper is just AP articles with a handful of local stuff thrown in. I wonder how it stays in business.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 09:50 PM (sAmhv)

385 My kittehs are due for their shots and boosters. Y'all got me second guessing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:51 PM (B1dzx)

386 Got the Purple Heart after a spicy meatball fell in his lap.
Posted by: Robert

'This is a no shit story! There I was, sitting at the table in the kitchen when all of a sudden . . . . '
Posted by: Tonypete

You mean it wasn't a cut from a potato peeler while on KP?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 09:51 PM (VNX3d)

387 Without searching, I'm going to assume the troll was saying something about Kamala leading in the RCP average.

Yeah, that's astroturf. I have a link on X to some Rasmussen data that shows it is BS.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 09:53 PM (5p7BC)

388 I need to check Walz wiki again to see if they updated his military service description.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:53 PM (B1dzx)

389
Just reading some more about Starliner. Apparently, they think they can update the software on the capsule system to do the undocking, but it's gonna take at least a month.

Again, if Gene Kranz was in charge, he'd be firing people, if not just shooting them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 09:53 PM (w6EFb)

390 Is that a flock of vultures above that bridge?

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2024 09:54 PM (AWrpC)

391 Yeah, I don't get it. Do they think "weird" is some kind of sick burn?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 09:30 PM (16NmB)

they are not very bright

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 09:54 PM (V13WU)

392 >> I need to check Walz wiki again

There's probably an edit war going on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

393
Lying about serving in theater is dirty and disgusting.

Didn't hurt Dick Blumenthal any.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

394 Kindltot, yes, 10 years is ok. But I know lots of people whose cats live much longer. My son has one right now who is about 20. I am just suspicious of all the shots they push for anyone/anything.
If one of ours gets sick, of course we would take them to the vet. But after the heartbreak of losing our 15 year old, strong healthy cat to steroids, I'm inclined to pass on shots.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 06, 2024 09:55 PM (JrYM1)

395 I have a walking stick made out of a leg bone.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:50 PM

Is there any meat left on it?

Posted by: Moose Out Front at August 06, 2024 09:55 PM (mH6SG)

396 395
Lying about serving in theater is dirty and disgusting.

Didn't hurt Dick Blumenthal any.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August

A democrat yankee. Figures.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:56 PM (p4NUW)

397 My kittehs are due for their shots and boosters. Y'all got me second guessing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:51 PM (B1dzx)

Before Bob, Heidis kitty got cancer at the vax site. Our kitties, no shots after the ones given for adoption.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:57 PM (mAAeV)

398 Speculation about the source of the "Weird" attack above is wrong. For how ancient the senior staff in the Biden admin is, the communications team, the people developing and distributing the messaging, are 20-something liberal women. I've seen a picture, at least 80% of them are white.

They think that vibes, and weird, and tik tok dances are somehow a winning strategy. They have no idea what time it is, and how deeply in trouble they are.

They have never experienced a seriously pissed off electorate like in 2006 or 2008.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 09:57 PM (5p7BC)

399 398 and I am sorry to all horde Yankees. I am not myself today. That was a little ugly.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

400 The Overton window is moving.

Hitler-->Weird-->Ok-->Hell Yeah!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 09:58 PM (NMT5x)

401 Go to Google and put in Blumenthal lied about military service.

I'd say it's a surprise but not really.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 09:59 PM (B1dzx)

402 Is there any meat left on it?

Posted by: Moose Out Front at August 06, 2024 09:55 PM (mH6SG)

Meat just falls off in the kettle.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2024 09:59 PM (mAAeV)

403 My 17 and 19 year old kitties never got another shot after the kitten series.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 09:59 PM (5MvGY)

404 Nood ONT

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 10:01 PM (VNX3d)

405 398 and I am sorry to all horde Yankees. I am not myself today. That was a little ugly.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

No worries.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at August 06, 2024 10:02 PM (mAAeV)

406 > My kittehs are due for their shots and boosters. Y'all got me second guessing.
---------
We have 4 cats. Mostly outside versions. They were feral, but ages ago we caught (trapped) each one and had them given the once over. Two have been back to the vets for wounds that did not heal very well.

Otherwise, they're on their own. All healthy.

Dry food and water. They can catch the wet food if they so desire it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 10:02 PM (Q4IgG)

407 “the people developing and distributing the messaging, are 20-something liberal women. I've seen a picture, at least 80% of them are white.”

Supporting this view - this is a very feminine strategy and attack. Men in conflict prefer open confrontation; but women tend to want to impose control through social policing, such as language control. It is very disconcerting and yes, “weird”, to see leftist men attacking like women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2024 10:03 PM (S6gqv)

408 So...

Let's introduce this "Walz" to what has been called a "Reality Check!"

"STRAP IN YOU IGNORANT MF'er"

It's gonna get very very close to your sense of longevity and who you are as a "sputum hack" on the sidewalk.

Now go have your suit pressed... You will need multiple suits to press over the next 90+ days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 06, 2024 10:06 PM (TDvv2)

409 these animal videos are the best.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 06, 2024 10:07 PM (W+kMI)

410 What the f*ck? No Rumble videos?

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 06, 2024 10:51 PM (d9fT1)

411 Replying to: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=410922#c40006402

Diarrhea for a week? You think that's no big deal? Good god, take him to a vet tomorrow, and ideally not the one that made the dog sick. Then once you get the diagnosis and the bill, don't hesitate to walk back in there and tell them off in front of whoever's in the waiting room.

My cats' former vet over-dosed them with a "vaccine". I'd barely returned home when they started defecating uncontrollably. It was a Saturday. I got on the phone but they'd closed at noon. I called an after hours emergency vet that shared that role on a rotating basis, covering other vets in the community. I told her to get the effing vet on the damned phone and do it fast. She did, his office called and had me come right back in. They didn't admit to anything, but they administered adrenaline or something that countered the OD. I never darkened their door again.

Posted by: Born Free at August 06, 2024 11:22 PM (6kqgf)

412 Mr Reagan 🇺🇸
@MrReaganUSA
Barack Obama Endorses Kamala PARODY
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8:54 AM · Aug 6, 2024

Barack Endorses Kamala PARODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGHjZCC1Abg

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 12:28 AM (9aVck)

413 375 USA Today is Gannett, and they own a majority of papers in the US. Generally the local papers have minimal local content and the rest is USA Today news.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 09:47 PM (D7oie)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Amarillo Community Calendar at August 07, 2024 04:53 AM (8sMut)

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