Pet-Friendly Cafe

Lisbon, Portugal

Kitten learning to clean herself.

Cat teaches baby to head-butt.

Story time.

Movie night.

Evil river otter helps a new mom.

Oh no, poor doggy is going to have to wait a long time for that stick to be thrown!

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Dog plays lifeguard.

Couch gymnastics. Better than the #WokeOlympics.

Frog editor.

ICYMI: Dog doesn't care what you're asking, the answer is "YESSS!!!"

“I did it, I did it!” 😂 pic.twitter.com/BMMlFTtiI4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 5, 2024

“Not now Jenny, I’m working” 😂 pic.twitter.com/IY6mS4v8Mi
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 5, 2024

When you blow your dog a kiss and he watches it float by.. 🥹 pic.twitter.com/6lFt7f5D0g
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 4, 2024

Kids.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/qGxuG4U0zf
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 4, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:45 PM

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1 Yay!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 05, 2024 07:52 PM (DTX3h)

2 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 07:53 PM (yTqdG)

3 Love the top photo!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 05, 2024 07:53 PM (rbKZ6)

4 Arigato Ace-san!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 07:54 PM (yTqdG)

5 I’m going to Lisbon in late October. Touring suggestions are greatly appreciated!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 05, 2024 07:54 PM (rbKZ6)

6 Lisbon Portugal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 07:55 PM (yTqdG)

7 Dang!
That kitty is lucky that evil river otter didn't rip out its throat!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)

8 Lisbon is one of my favorite places, nice climate, friendly people, historical sites, good food.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 05, 2024 07:55 PM (MeG8a)

9 This Cafe looks like it was put together in less than an hour.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 05, 2024 07:55 PM (U8kCF)

10 Reminds me of a song title - Stuck in the Middle with You.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 07:55 PM (VNX3d)

11 Centered, etc. You can fill in the pithy comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2024 07:56 PM (y31cs)

12 I regret not taking a chance to go to Portugal. Although I hear the people are more depressing than the Irish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 07:56 PM (IG4Id)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

14 My ewetub suggested in now filled with women in transparent outfits not wearing panties and cleaning.

Better than Nazi executions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 05, 2024 07:57 PM (y31cs)

15 Kamala Harris.

The Champipple Socialist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Willowed because I want everyone to laugh as hard as I did.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 05, 2024 07:57 PM (csaPT)

16 Kitties are the cutest!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 07:58 PM (pRpzT)

17 Was at the pet store earlier today. They were changing the display case used for the minks. Hilarious. Like herding cats.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 07:58 PM (W/lyH)

18 Judge Orders Justice Department To Return Helmet, Spear ‘QAnon Shaman’ Wore During January 6 Riot at Capitol

… you need a judge for this ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2024 07:58 PM (GITLP)

19 Thank you, Ace. Lots of smiles!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 07:59 PM (pRpzT)

20
Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

OKAY OKAY OKAY the aminals are cute.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 05, 2024 07:59 PM (pgtWZ)

21 Portugal would be a world-class destination, were it not for the Portugees.

Posted by: Ironbound, Newark, too at August 05, 2024 07:59 PM (CV8a5)

22 Spear and magic helmet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:00 PM (yTqdG)

23 Judge Orders Justice Department To Return Helmet, Spear ‘QAnon Shaman’ Wore During January 6 Riot at Capitol

… you need a judge for this ?
Posted by: SMOD
________

What do you think those would go for at auction? I bet he could get ten or twenty grand easy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 08:00 PM (Dm8we)

24 20
Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

OKAY OKAY OKAY the aminals are cute.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

If so, I guess the Walz are closing in on Kamala.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 08:00 PM (VNX3d)

25 Piper, could you resize that picture and send it again? I just got a piece of that noble face.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:01 PM (5MvGY)

26 River Otter is uninterested in eating a skinny kitten, so back to Mom it goes.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 08:01 PM (8AONa)

27 Ace, we all love the Café, even if we have to hold our noses when those mephitic penguins occasionally 'happy feet' their way through.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:01 PM (7BReP)

28 Great news if it's Walz. He ley BLM run wild. And if anyone was responsible for the "hold" on Floyd, it was him and Ellison. Do it, Kammie

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:02 PM (2NXcZ)

29 Please keep the Cafe, Ace!

The videos are a joy.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (8AONa)

30 Will catch the cafe after dinner.
pritzker couldn't handle the campaigning due to being plus sized, shapiro is to Jewish, it's going to be the commie idiot from MN walz.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (2NHgQ)

31 Great news if it's Walz. He ley BLM run wild. And if anyone was responsible for the "hold" on Floyd, it was him and Ellison. Do it, Kammie
Posted by: enough BS at

He's also weird af and looks like he's gonna stroke out at any moment.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (MGB5H)

32 Shh!

No one tell him.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (i0CiB)

33 Golden retrievers are so adorable

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (WF/xn)

34 Portugal, cork capital of the world. Keep your potatoe guns I have a cork gun in .500.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (5MvGY)

35 He's also weird af and looks like he's gonna stroke out at any moment.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (MGB5H)

I couldn't be happier.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:04 PM (2NXcZ)

36 Anna Puma at bat. She spots the hanging curveball. And she hammers it over the wall in left-center.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 05, 2024 08:04 PM (8AONa)

37 Small tornado touches down in Buffalo's downtown west side causing significant damage.
-- local-news chyron here

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:04 PM (i0CiB)

38 Who wants to tell ace?

Posted by: Journey To The Center Of The Blog at August 05, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

39 When penguins are in the cafe, the readers rejoice. When bats are in the cafe, readers recoil in horror, and ladies cover their hair.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 05, 2024 08:05 PM (CV8a5)

40 When penguins are in the cafe, the readers rejoice. When bats are in the cafe, readers recoil in horror, and ladies cover their hair.

==

Truth !!

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)

41 Duncanthrax, I second you being the Cafe correspondent.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:06 PM (5MvGY)

42 Yes! The bestest pony.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:06 PM (pRpzT)

43 Who wants to tell ace?

==

Duncanthrax wants to tell ace.

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

44 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Kamala Harris is allegedly paying influencers and celebrities $20,000 each to attend the DNC convention through PR agents.

There is an email that is being sent to influencers from public relation managers who got paid by the campaign to inform celebrities and influencers that they can be compensated by the DNC.

In addition to pay, the DNC is offering flights/ hotel, credentials to the convention + exclusive invites to private parties and events happening during the week in Chicago.

Influencers and celebrities are required to post on social media while at the event to be eligible.

I have added the alleged email to the video on this post.

https://tinyurl.com/bd56j85b
1:18 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (i0CiB)

45 Ben Had ! excellent idea !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

46 Judge Orders Justice Department To Return Helmet, Spear ‘QAnon Shaman’ Wore During January 6 Riot at Capitol

… you need a judge for this ?
Posted by: SMOD
________

What do you think those would go for at auction? I bet he could get ten or twenty grand easy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 08:00 PM (Dm8we)
***
Should be in the Smithsonian. This was the uniform that almost brought America to it's knees!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

47 Anna Puma at bat. She spots the hanging curveball. And she hammers it over the wall in left-center.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Next batter is up. Ace's pitch is a fastball, right in the center of the strike zone. Strike One!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (VNX3d)

48 If DEI is so great, why do they get mad when someone is called "a DEI hire"?

Posted by: Philosomoron at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (7BReP)

49 okay, maybe cutest trolley car ever

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (UWgy2)

50 YOW it's right down the line.
Anyway: anyone here on Kindle Unlimited? Pondering a two month sub. but $12/month after the promo seems steep.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (gKWVE)

51 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre
I am exposing Kamala Harris for offering $20,000 for influencers & celebs to come to the DNC.

I also have the information of the PR that sent this email if the Harris campaign want to try me.

Please comment or like this video on YouTube to help.
https://tinyurl.com/84723chk

Exposing Kamala Harris For Paying $20,000 To Celebrities & Influenc...
Kamala Harris has been exposed on a major level, this is unreal, it proves all of the doubt about the Harris campaign, and nothing appears to be authentic wi...

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre 13h
I am willing to reveal the sender to a representative of Trump Campaign. If I leak who sent this email out, they would be fired in less than an hour.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:08 PM (i0CiB)

52 Ben Had, sent as attachment. Hope that works.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:08 PM (QzINz)

53 Not a fan of those narrow, little dormers on that building in the top pic. One continuous one would look very cool, provide headroom, and there would be fewer places for bats to invade and infest.

Posted by: Penguin Overlord at August 05, 2024 08:08 PM (CV8a5)

54 Golden retrievers are so adorable
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (WF/xn)
---
They are Dean Koontz's favorite animal. He'll readily admit to it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 08:08 PM (BpYfr)

55 Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

Is this known? If so, how?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:09 PM (xCA6C)

56 @15 , thx W-o and She Hobbit! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:09 PM (UWgy2)

57 Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

Is this known? If so, how?

Posted by: Archimedes

====

Bob Dole isn't going to say a word.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 05, 2024 08:10 PM (8AONa)

58 Well, my cousin just got his ass kicked for having a Harris sticker on his car.

And I'll do it again!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 08:11 PM (W/lyH)

59 The animal videos have gotten us all so centered!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:12 PM (QzINz)

60 anna @Wx_Fox
Just my cat saving Kaylia Nemour from falling off the beam #Paris2024 #Gymnastics 😻 🤸🏻‍♀️

https://tinyurl.com/39p4shmr
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:13 PM (i0CiB)

61 34 Portugal, cork capital of the world. Keep your potatoe guns I have a cork gun in .500.
Posted by: Ben Had

Can't be right. County Cork is in Ireland.

Posted by: Son Of The Old Sod at August 05, 2024 08:13 PM (CV8a5)

62 With my new exoskeleton, and a fresh bottle of hot sauce in my purse, I'm tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! 2028! at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (7BReP)

63 Better put a cork in these puns fast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (yTqdG)

64 Stock market funny...

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
It's been a rough few days ...

https://tinyurl.com/4kmzpn8n
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (i0CiB)

65 I love the picture of Lisbon. The otter is adorable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (uHd5d)

66 Is this known? If so, how?
Posted by: Archimedes

Not really. Just a bunch of black SUVs and people filling into Walz' home. That's it so far.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (IG4Id)

67 >>Golden retrievers are so adorable

Truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:15 PM (LkLld)

68 Mondavi only bottles in Portuguese cork and I have 500 examples to prove it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:15 PM (5MvGY)

69 With my new exoskeleton, and a fresh bottle of hot sauce in my purse, I'm tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: Hillary! 2024! 2028!

That cockroach DNA is really paying off, huh? Perfect fit?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 08:15 PM (VNX3d)

70 Oh, I guess Walz is attending Coup-mala's fundraiser tonight. So whateve's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (IG4Id)

71 It was going to be Shapiro, but antisemites were revolting and .....

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (V13WU)

72 66 Is this known? If so, how?
Posted by: Archimedes

Not really. Just a bunch of black SUVs and people filling into Walz' home. That's it so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024

Apparently he has a fundraiser in Minneapolis and all the black SUVs had MN plates. But if it’s him? Yay! Old white guy socialist! Perfect.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (QzINz)

73 Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

Is this known? If so, how?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:09 PM (xCA6C)

The only thing I know about these two is that Shapiro is NOT Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (llS7k)

74 Not really. Just a bunch of black SUVs and people filling into Walz' home. That's it so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (IG4Id)

Maybe the FBI found out about the torn-off mattress tag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (eaycV)

75 One Wall Street cannibal to another, "does this stock broker taste funny to you?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (yTqdG)

76 Hey, All. I’m back.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (v6JzV)

77 she had to pick somebody !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

78 JackStraw, Elvis begs to differ. You have to admit the shedding ratio is different.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (5MvGY)

79 Hey, All. I’m back.

==

and what did you bring us ??

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

80 Or, rather, I’m center.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (v6JzV)

81 Or Walz is Hunter's supplier

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:17 PM (yTqdG)

82 79 Scintillating conversation

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:18 PM (v6JzV)

83 pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism
I absolutely despise essay-posting but as the co-owner of the outlet (@ReduxxMag) that broke the news about Khelif and Lin and started this wildfire, I feel compelled to put to bed some of the bullshit surrounding this story.

A rapid-fire FAQ:

1. "L & K are just women with high testosterone!"

Khelif and Lin were never tested for their testosterone levels.

The claims that they were disqualified from the 2023 Women's World Boxing Championship due to simple testosterone abnormalities were made by their respective national sporting bodies, who, obviously, have some motivation to lie here.
-----
The rest of the leftists being debunked is here:
https://tinyurl.com/yff88psj

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:18 PM (i0CiB)

84 The frog editor is awesome. More frogs please. The otter helping the kitteh momma is cute as heck. Morekittehs, please!

A ferret or two would also be nice!

Thanks for the cafe ace. I always enjoy them!

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 05, 2024 08:18 PM (89Sog)

85 Have you noticed that corks have a tendency toward getting lost?

They wine-d up in the wrong places.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:19 PM (7BReP)

86 Penguins have been known to spends vast sums of money on public relations and propaganda, and obtain celebrity endorsements thru bribery and blackmail utilizing video obtained during penguin orgies, known within these secret societies as "Penguin Pizza Parties".

Posted by: The Center For Penguin Facts at August 05, 2024 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

87 68 Mondavi only bottles in Portuguese cork and I have 500 examples to prove it.
Posted by: Ben Had

I knew a guy who had two 5 gallon water bottles full of Schlitz bottle caps. He had a problem.

Posted by: Friend of Bill at August 05, 2024 08:20 PM (CV8a5)

88 I would like to have a pet otter

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 08:20 PM (fwDg9)

89 28
'And if anyone was responsible for the "hold" on Floyd,'

Floyd was responsible for his own demise.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (3wi/L)

90 Scintillating?

Who brought the radium to the MoMe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (yTqdG)

91 Good to see that Ace didn’t abandon us to that other guy after all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (v6JzV)

92 Looks like either Ace or CBD felt justified in dropping by.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (7BReP)

93
Great news if it's Walz. He ley BLM run wild. And if anyone was responsible for the "hold" on Floyd, it was him and Ellison. Do it, Kammie
Posted by: enough BS

He's the one who said "one man's socialism is another man's neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

94 Shh!
No one tell him.
-------
You're no fun anymore.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (i0CiB)

95 >>Shapiro is out and Walz is in?

>>Is this known? If so, how?

One of Trump's top campaign operatives and PA native Chris LaCivita tweeted out a couple hours ago that his sources have told him it won't be Shapiro. Not many other options other than Walz.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

96 Bats are dumb and weird!

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 05, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

97 Penguins have been known to spends vast sums of money on public relations and propaganda, and obtain celebrity endorsements thru bribery and blackmail utilizing video obtained during penguin orgies, known within these secret societies as "Penguin Pizza Parties".
Posted by: The Center For Penguin Facts at August 05, 2024 08:19 PM

Thank you for your brave stance in communicating this. These are not things that Big Penguin wants known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:22 PM (7BReP)

98 Kitty cat is marking that baby with its scent. The baby is now a servant.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 08:23 PM (B1dzx)

99 >>JackStraw, Elvis begs to differ. You have to admit the shedding ratio is different.

Elvis is a Best Boy, Ben Had. But I will always have a soft spot for Goldens.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

100 It's so comical that there's reportage of Kamala picking her VP. She's not picking squat. The DNC is telling her what the options are and who it will be.

She is picking out an announcement outfit, however, with the aid of PR consultants. Maybe. Or dinner off a menu.

But she's pretty far away from ANY important decisions.

As to the Cafe: lots of good doggies which makes up for the animal desert of penguins.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 08:23 PM (aXxgO)

101 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

102 Don’t any leopard seals lurk at this site?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:24 PM (v6JzV)

103 Who brought the radium to the MoMe?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM

It's their inner beauty, and not radium, that makes all of the 'ettes at the TxMoMe so radiant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:24 PM (7BReP)

104 So Walz has black suvs at his home? Like Vance did right before the announcement he was Trump's VP pick.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 05, 2024 08:24 PM (9Khys)

105 Hey, Salty! Top of the Evenin’ to ya!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)

106 It's so comical that there's reportage of Kamala picking her VP. She's not picking squat. The DNC is telling her what the options are and who it will be.

She is picking out an announcement outfit, however, with the aid of PR consultants. Maybe. Or dinner off a menu.

But she's pretty far away from ANY important decisions.

As to the Cafe: lots of good doggies which makes up for the animal desert of penguins.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

I wonder if Kamala will introduce herself my name, identified gender, and the color of her pantsuit this time. If she does, I wonder if she can get it right without a cackle or wild gesturing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 08:25 PM (VNX3d)

107 Fat, bald, white guy is perfect for Kama! Tim Kaine 2.0

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:25 PM (V13WU)

108 Isn't Walz the one who said that socialism is the same as being neighborly? If so, I don't know who would be dumber on that ticket.

Posted by: DJ at August 05, 2024 08:26 PM (uosPt)

109 I still have a 97 Mondavi Cab Sauv, not sure what saving it for

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 08:26 PM (fwDg9)

110 Since no one else seems to want to be her running mate, she'll probably Joe Biden someone by announcing them as her running mate without telling them first. Since its most likely a white guy, he'll accept so no one calls him a racist.

Posted by: TC at August 05, 2024 08:26 PM (cHOHf)

111 So Walz has black suvs at his home? Like Vance did right before the announcement he was Trump's VP pick.

==

they were parked at Shapiro's residence a few days ago, but....

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 08:26 PM (V13WU)

112 Uh oh

Reports of a rocket attack at Al-Asad airbase in Iraq injuring US military personnel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 08:26 PM (yTqdG)

113 107 I thought that was Mr. Gabby.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)

114 NaCly, Good evening, dear.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

115 Who is Walz? Is he popular?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 08:27 PM (YiKO5)

116 Bulgaroctonus

We are well past the event horizon for rationality.

Power. It is always power over others. *Spit*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

117 OK, the videos are sooo cute tonight! Loving the kitties and otters... and the doggie and the sheep.

Posted by: Iris at August 05, 2024 08:27 PM (n3DL0)

118 "Shapiro is out and Walz is in?"

am I supposed to care?

hard for me to imagine a demonrat, any demonrat, that I would piss on if it was on fire ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (UWgy2)

119 I guess the Dems aren't worried about their 2032 nominee. That's because they don't expect Kamala to win so they don't care about the VP .

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (B1dzx)

120 I have a You Tube channel recommendation for the 'Ettes. It's Natasha Theresa. She does minimalism videos, but has a great personality and makes entertaining videos. Nice break from the news.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (dDSBl)

121 I have to stop napping when I get home
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (fwDg9)

122 Uh oh

Reports of a rocket attack at Al-Asad airbase in Iraq injuring US military personnel.
Posted by: Anna Puma

And so it begins. The avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote.

Squirrel!!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (VNX3d)

123 Chyron with a report on the Belgian swimmer sickened in the Seine...

"Swimming has been off-limits in the river since 1923."

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (i0CiB)

124 116 I was just sayin’ hi, Salty.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (v6JzV)

125 115 Who is Walz? Is he popular?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05,

Gov of Minnesota.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (QzINz)

126 hard for me to imagine a demonrat, any demonrat, that I would piss on if it was on fire ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:28 PM (UWgy2)

Gently pat the fire out. inquire about their health. Piss on them. Then light them back on fire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (BAEGB)

127 Ben Had

A reckoning is coming. I can feel it.

Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
Mike Tyson

Now off to study how to drone proof my L-shaped ambush for local defense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

128 Walz is a 60 year old guy that looks like he's in his late 70's.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (B1dzx)

129 Ace is thinking of cancelling the Cafe??
NO! Please don't do that, Ace.
We all look forward to it at the end of the news day.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (JrYM1)

130 124. I believe she has been hospitalized. Needs lots of IV antibiotics.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 05, 2024 08:30 PM (9Khys)

131 Ace, Thanks for all the adorable animal links. What a nice break from the news.

Posted by: JTB at August 05, 2024 08:30 PM (zudum)

132 Anna Puma, I'm waiting to see if the sandrats go with their symbolism and wait for Tish'a B'Av

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:30 PM (5MvGY)

133 Bulgaroctonus

Well, hi, back.

Good social networks and people we can trust is going to be important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

134 LOL, W-o!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:30 PM (UWgy2)

135 That little dog sidling up to the mannequin with his stick...

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 05, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L)

136 Really great animal action shots tonight, intriguing.
And I'm sure you all noticed, all sourced ethically. The best, man.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 05, 2024 08:31 PM (zdLoL)

137 Ace is thinking of cancelling the Cafe??
NO! Please don't do that, Ace.
We all look forward to it at the end of the news day.
Posted by: TecumsehTea

No, no, no. That can't be true. Cancel the Cafe? I can't even.

Posted by: Tuna at August 05, 2024 08:31 PM (oaGWv)

138 I look forward to the Cafe every day, without it, I'd be as depressed as a Biden supporter.

Posted by: TC at August 05, 2024 08:32 PM (cHOHf)

139 133 Agreed, Salty. That’s why I hang out with the good people here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:32 PM (v6JzV)

140 Philip Anderson @VoteHarrisOut
Yo, this Asian immigrant just might become the next viral person of the year.

https://tinyurl.com/53sfk8vn
10 seconds; Atlanta, mixed-race pro-Trump group.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:32 PM (i0CiB)

141 Well, folks, you've managed to accomplished something that only weeks ago seemed difficult, if not impossible.

You've weirded James Carville out.

But I hear you whinging, "How would you know that, Duncanthrax?"

Because he just emailed me and told me:

"Hi Duncanthrax, it's James Carville. I'm writing to you because honestly, I'm weirded out right now."

I hope you're proud of yourselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:32 PM (7BReP)

142 Gov of Minnesota.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:29 PM (QzINz)

I googled him and oh dear..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 08:32 PM (YiKO5)

143 CANNONBALL!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2024 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)

144 ace was having a bad day. The Cafe is fine, the shelving not so much.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:33 PM (5MvGY)

145 Hour of the Wolf: "I wonder if Kamala will introduce herself my name, identified gender, and the color of her pantsuit this time. If she does, I wonder if she can get it right without a cackle or wild gesturing."

To the latter, not a chance. To the former, I figure "Peak Woke" is out, so that'll be more muted.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 08:33 PM (aXxgO)

146 Just no one mention the poster Feline Butt Statuette:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)

147 * in Ruby Rhod voice *

Nononononono !

That can't be true. Cancel the Cafe?
I can't even.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (UWgy2)

148 ace

Outsource cute animal videos to one of your girlfriends. You can bond over the cuteness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

149 Kamala's name means "lotus."

Walz's means "BLM."

There's their secret service code names. Lotus and Bloom.

Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (gwZHO)

150 Hi Josh! You wanna go to the Vice Presidential dance with me?
.
Okay thanks anyway
.
Hi J.B., you wanna go to the Vice Presidential dance with me?
.
Oh. maybe next time
.
.
.
.
Hi umm Tim, do you wanna go to the Vice Presidential dance with me?

Okay pick me up at 8. Park around the block. I don't want anyone to see you.

Posted by: Commie-la at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (55boN)

151 I love the dog videos. I followed the guy with the long name that starts with B just to see more.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (2NXcZ)

152 >>am I supposed to care?

>>hard for me to imagine a demonrat, any demonrat, that I would piss on if it was on fire ...

It seems to me that picking Walz would indicate that Harris is going to run hard left. Shapiro brought some Democrat establishment cred to the table and he would've been a big help in PA but Walz is far left and won't help in PA much if at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

153 143 CANNONBALL!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at

Once again, soaking wet and my drink ruined. I Suwannee.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM (QzINz)

154 149 Kamala's name means "lotus."

Walz's means "BLM."

There's their secret service code names. Lotus and Bloom.
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (gwZHO)

I was figuring they'd go with "Shithead" and "Other Shithead".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM (BAEGB)

155 power over others

Read that as power over otters.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM (LGAor)

156 JackStraw. Hard left is all she's got.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:39 PM (5MvGY)

157 Anyway nothing better than cute smiley dog videos right before bed. I'd rather dream of pups than of lunatic pols.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:39 PM (2NXcZ)

158 There's their secret service code names. Lotus and Bloom.
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (gwZHO)

Off the public comms, you know that Kamala's SS name is "Hoover".

Posted by: gKWVE at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

159 Who was recording the video of the fisheman with the butt butt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

160 Read that as power over otters.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM

River or sea?

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (7BReP)

161 148 Ace has girlfriends?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (v6JzV)

162 @153

>>Once again, soaking wet and my drink ruined. I Suwannee.

Sorry, been swimming for the last two hours and I just got carried away.

Please, have this towel and Old Fashioned for your troubles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)

163 146 Just no one mention the poster Feline Butt Statuette:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August

Giggle. I shouldn’t be, forgive me.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (QzINz)

164 158 There's their secret service code names. Lotus and Bloom.
Posted by: mikeski at August 05, 2024 08:36 PM (gwZHO)

Off the public comms, you know that Kamala's SS name is "Hoover".
Posted by: gKWVE at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

Dyson.

Never Loses Suction.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (BAEGB)

165 Pro tip

Have the investment dollars of rational states moved to the Texas Stock Market. Starve NYC.

Ace we can set you up in a prime compound with wide field of fire, Starlink, and all the shelves you desire. Plus a Barn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

166 163 Glad I made you giggle, Piper. 🙂

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:41 PM (v6JzV)

167 Once again, soaking wet and my drink ruined. I Suwannee.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM

Look at the bright side. You're pre-prepped for the wet T-shirt contest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 08:41 PM (7BReP)

168 Kamala Harris is a friend to penguins and children everywhere. She spreads love wherever she goes.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 05, 2024 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

169 140
'Yo, this Asian immigrant...'

Shades of "This is library!"

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 05, 2024 08:42 PM (3wi/L)

170
Off the public comms, you know that Kamala's SS name is "Hoover".
Posted by: gKWVE at August 05, 2024 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

You know, in these days of failed US power having a president who can suck the chrome off a bumper might get us some kompromat.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:42 PM (2NXcZ)

171 Piper

I never forgot I need to sing Happy Birthday to you the next time we meet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

172 Elon Musk @elonmusk Aug 3
Replying to @farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson
That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics.

HOWEVER

There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress.

This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (e.g. censorship of free speech under the guise of “hate speech”

will be the end of civilization as we know it.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:43 PM (i0CiB)

173 It seems to me that picking Walz would indicate that Harris is going to run hard left. Shapiro brought some Democrat establishment cred to the table and he would've been a big help in PA but Walz is far left and won't help in PA much if at all.

I'm going to need more evidence that it's Walz. Kamala is really stupid, but I have difficulty believing even she would be that stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:43 PM (xCA6C)

174
Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Several U.S. Personnel were injured or killed in an attack on a U.S. military installation in Iraq.

The location houses our troops in the region.

Where’s the Commander-in-Chief?!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 08:44 PM (TGPs7)

175 Piper in Texas in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:44 PM (5MvGY)

176 Where’s the Commander-in-Chief?!
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Having his diaper changed?

Posted by: Tuna at August 05, 2024 08:44 PM (oaGWv)

177 Thomas Eagleton and Geraldine Ferraro were two top VP picks. May Kamala make a similar choice.

Posted by: Bucket of Warm Something at August 05, 2024 08:45 PM (CV8a5)

178 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 08:45 PM (sAmhv)

179 Intercourse!

I hate the freaking new automatic smiley for " )!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:45 PM (i0CiB)

180 Yo, this Asian immigrant just might become the next viral person of the year.

"Donald Trump, don't trust Kamala, Kamala is ASSHOE!"

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:45 PM (xCA6C)

181 Mister Ghost

Caring for the troops is not something the entire Biden administration does.

They are much more into barbarians like Attila the Hun and others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

182 Ace has girlfriends?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Furry little things, but kinda cute if you're into Ewoks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 05, 2024 08:46 PM (fM98q)

183 167 Once again, soaking wet and my drink ruined. I Suwannee.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:38 PM

Look at the bright side. You're pre-prepped for the wet T-shirt contest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August

Maybe not so bright for yall!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:46 PM (QzINz)

184 They are much more into barbarians like Attila the Hun and others.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
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Attila the Hun was a civilizing influence compared to the current lot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (3Fz6p)

185 Uh oh, Puddleglum’s here. Everybody…what?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

186 You know who's weird? Elon. I'm glad he's on our side though.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

187 175 Piper in Texas in October.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05

With the candlestick!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (QzINz)

188 Forget the 3 am phone call. Nobody home at 3pm

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (5MvGY)

189 Captain Obvious

True. Sad, but true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

190 You know who's weird? Elon. I'm glad he's on our side though.
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm liking his weird so far.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:48 PM (3Fz6p)

191 >>JackStraw. Hard left is all she's got.

I don't see how that helps her with PA or other swing states. Walz is also against fracking and he's been vocal about it and he's very big on gay issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)

192 Walz will not outshine Harris and he will never run on his own. This leaves the door open for Newsom to run against Vance. Provided we still have some semblance of a republic.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:48 PM (2NXcZ)

193 If it's down to Walz or Shapiro, it's going to be Shapiro.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:48 PM (lX8VI)

194 144 Ben Had

Ok, that's good news.
I mean, too bad about the shelves and all.
But good new for us.
Isn't that all that matters?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 05, 2024 08:49 PM (JrYM1)

195 21 Portugal would be a world-class destination, were it not for the Portugees.
Posted by: Ironbound, Newark, too

I used to visit a motorsports site frequently with an international following. One guy, from Portugal, used to have a tag line of 'Portugal, Celebrating 800 years of decline'. I thought it was pretty funny. Didn't think the Portuguese had English humor. Could have been an English ex-pat too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 08:49 PM (sAmhv)

196 Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 3h
It has been two weeks since Kamala Harris launched her 2024 Presidential campaign.

This thread is a comprehensive list of all of the policies listed on Kamala Harris' campaign website:

🧵(1/?)
Aug 5, 2024 · 8:53 PM UTC
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Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 3h
And that's a wrap!

If you got all the way to the end, repost the first post and give me a follow for more informative posts about the Kamala Harris campaign!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:49 PM (i0CiB)

197 "I'm liking his weird so far.
Posted by: Captain Obvious"

He's using his weird for good, like Weird Al.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)

198 Shapiro’s sister’s boobs might put that ticket over the top!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)

199 >>I'm going to need more evidence that it's Walz. Kamala is really stupid, but I have difficulty believing even she would be that stupid.

I guess we'll know tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (LkLld)

200 191 If you plan to cheat enough to fake win, it really doesn't matter if he's a cipher. Probably better that way.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (2NXcZ)

201 Not for nothing but I was pretty close 14 years ago.

Truthgle
Democrats Unveil Brand New Search Engine

https://tinyurl.com/ycx6nrk4

Weird to see that it's just reality now.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (lX8VI)

202 Nikkei index rocketing back up 7.90%

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (IG4Id)

203 Shapiro’s sister’s boobs might put that ticket over the top!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)
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Uh...wrong Shapiro, I think...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:51 PM (3Fz6p)

204 I thought she was supposed to announce today?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 08:51 PM (QzINz)

205 If you look up Trump rally now you get a few answers, a bunch of "controversies", and lots of stories about Trump being shot. When you look up Harris rally, it's all Momentum, surging, excitement, Kamalamania, and Trump is jealous of Kamala's crowds. Libtards are sick.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (lX8VI)

206 No one can possibly envision Kumala to be a war time President

Or maybe they can?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (5MvGY)

207 Shapiro alienates the muslims, Walz has a big Somali community.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (2NXcZ)

208 fd: "You know who's weird? Elon. I'm glad he's on our side though."

To be fair, Elon has the money for "eccentric", not "weird". As a matter of fact, he has the money for an entirely new word. Not "cromulent" per se, but a new word nonetheless.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (aXxgO)

209 I'm going to need more evidence that it's Walz. Kamala is really stupid, but I have difficulty believing even she would be that stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:43 PM (xCA6C)

Well if it makes you feel any better Kamala isn't picking anyone.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (lX8VI)

210 Jeepers. Still another 1:10 to go until the ONT?

Much booze and sleep is going to be on the agenda until then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

211 206 No one can possibly envision Kumala to be a war time President

Or maybe they can?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (5MvGY)

She would nuke the wrong fucking Korea and then pretend she's right and you're all wrong and stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (BAEGB)

212 No one can possibly envision Kumala to be a war time President

Or maybe they can?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (5MvGY)

Yeah. Civil war time.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (lX8VI)

213 The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial 11h
Chris Murphy: “Border crossings are lower at the Southwest Border than they were at the end of the Trump presidency.”

Dr. Interracial @billysandytodd 4h
.@ScottAdamsSays liar face.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
Yes, you can spot “liar face” with sound off. Watch for the eyebrows to zoom up and the eyes to bug.

Thomas Jefferson @BasedDetails 3h Replying to @billysandytodd @ScottAdamsSays
Shakes his head “no” while explaining in the affirmative.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (i0CiB)

214 To be fair, Elon has the money for "eccentric", not "weird". As a matter of fact, he has the money for an entirely new word. Not "cromulent" per se, but a new word nonetheless.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 08:52 PM (aXxgO)
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Elonic?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (3Fz6p)

215 >> If you plan to cheat enough to fake win, it really doesn't matter if he's a cipher. Probably better that way.

They could've just gone with Joe if they were that confident in their ability to cheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (LkLld)

216 Yeah. Civil war time.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (lX8VI)

The one Raskin is planning

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (2NXcZ)

217 Elonic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (3Fz6p)

Well I ain't gonna call him musky. That's just weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:54 PM (BAEGB)

218 Can I kick it?

What a stupid, gay and lame Samsung commercial.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 08:55 PM (ufFY8)

219 Elonic?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (3Fz6p)

Well I ain't gonna call him musky. That's just weird.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 08:54 PM (BAEGB)
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People would get the wrong idea.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 08:55 PM (3Fz6p)

220 They could've just gone with Joe if they were that confident in their ability to cheat.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (LkLld)

Against all odds, a Kamala win is more believable than a houseplant win. Tomorrow they'll talk about Walz bold leadership after Floyd riots.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:55 PM (2NXcZ)

221 The course of any conflict is to step into the unknown, and plenty of bad stuff happens to even good people.

I'd like to avoid that, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

222 216 Yeah. Civil war time.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (lX8VI)

The one Raskin is planning
Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 08:53 PM (2NXcZ

Been saying for years. They will never let Trump back in the White House.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 05, 2024 08:56 PM (CeeD+)

223 Mrs.DIG is watching Name That Tune.

So insipid, and so many clapping seals.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

224 Captain Obvious: "Elonic?"

That could work.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 08:56 PM (aXxgO)

225 If it's down to Walz or Shapiro, it's going to be Shapiro.

That's my guess, and it's worth exactly what you've paid for it.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 05, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C)

226 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 6h
JUST IN: Donald Trump gets into a Cybertruck with Kick streamer Adin Ross during Ross' stream at Mar-a-Lago.

Trump immediately went on the Cybertruck's massive 18.5-inch display to pick out a song.

Trump decided to go with California Dreamin’ before changing the song to play the Beach Boys before playing Elvis' 'Can't Help Falling in Love.'

https://tinyurl.com/bdf56xfb
2:51 minutes; Frank Sinatra mentioned but not played!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 08:57 PM (i0CiB)

227 Portugal, cork capital of the world. Keep your potatoe guns I have a cork gun in .500.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:03 PM (5MvGY)

I made Oporto tripe once. All in all it was pretty good, but I think it would have been improved if I had left out the tripe.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 08:58 PM (D7oie)

228 @174

>>Where’s the Commander-in-Chief?!

There is no Commander-in-Chief, there is a staff of failed comedy writers furiously white boarding what words to put into the mouths of whatever Meat Sack they decide to send out to to the eventual hastily called press conference.

My money is on Kirby, he seems to be the best at delivering the turgid material they put in front of him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2024 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

229 It doesn't make a pig's fart who Kumala picks. We are in a world of hurt.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:59 PM (5MvGY)

230 Hi ace.

I hope you don't cancel the Cafe thread. It's really important to have downtime. Even you, mister. It's good for you to search for cute and funny and adorable critters and kids. And beautiful landscapes. All bad all the time isn't healthy.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 05, 2024 08:59 PM (MZ8pM)

231 I thought only blacks could speak Elonics…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (v6JzV)

232 What would our few allies do if faced with a Far Left ticket? Because the Dems are corrupt, and can be turned.

Only Civilizational enemies do not want Trump back in charge. Well, with enough "You're Fired" to make it all work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

233 okay, maybe cutest trolley car ever
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 05, 2024 08:07 PM (UWgy2)

PULL THE SWITCH! PULL THE SWITCH NOW!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie)

234 there is a staff of failed comedy writers

Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (ufFY8)

235 I laughed out loud at the "couch gymnastics" one, where the bored husky twisted himself up like a pretzel... and promptly fell off the couch-- thereby startling his poor owner.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (NLIak)

236 Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (ufFY

------------
Those cut-ups!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 09:01 PM (3Fz6p)

237 husky twisted himself up like a pretzel... and promptly fell off the couch-- thereby startling his poor owner.
Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2024 09:00 PM (NLIak)

Owner was sort of hawt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 05, 2024 09:01 PM (ufFY8)

238 >>Against all odds, a Kamala win is more believable than a houseplant win. Tomorrow they'll talk about Walz bold leadership after Floyd riots.

I disagree. In the 2 weeks since the coup took out Joe, Harris hasn't doesn't a single interview or answered a single question from even friendly media. She's an imbecile. She flamed out before anyone in the 2020 race, didn't even make Iowa. When she opens here mouth something stupid always comes out.

She's been getting the media honeymoon or all honeymoons but it can't last forever. At some point she is going to have to take questions and when she does the cracks will start.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

239 Ben Had

America lives in out hearts. We will prevail. Maybe get our hair mussed.

I want a regional compact of TX, OK, AR, KS, and NE to start planning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

240 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 55m
#WATCH: Trump says “Canada is very unhappy about the way they've been treated” on Adin Ross’s livestream.

https://tinyurl.com/msfnjnyx
50 seconds; and not just the Castro allusion!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (i0CiB)

241 If you called Elon “Musky,” would he start crying?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)

242 Not really. Just a bunch of black SUVs and people filling into Walz' home. That's it so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 08:14 PM (IG4Id)

Maybe its the DoJ.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (D7oie)

243 So who is announced first? The "nominal Harris VP" or the acting President? Because neither of those exist at the moment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aXxgO)

244 185 Uh oh, Puddleglum’s here. Everybody…what?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

https://youtu.be/-28aExCW9co?si=TtjRpu1wus5CA-Fd

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 09:03 PM (sAmhv)

245 Good evening, Salty!

Hope Mrs. Salty continues on to full recovery.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2024 09:03 PM (NLIak)

246 and he's very big on gay issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 08:48 PM

In fairness, who isn't these days?

Posted by: George Takei at August 05, 2024 09:03 PM (7BReP)

247 Guten Abend, internet people. Of late has Werner despaired, for his muse has left high and dry. The vicissitudes of inspiration are no stranger to my labors, yet this has been quite a dry stretch, such that Werner has regretted that he is too German to weep. And yet, to my astonishment, today has offered an idea most intriguing.

I had mulled over a documentary related to the upcoming election entitled Cackle Creature: The Ascension of a Fell Beast, This was ... not appealing. And then the muse spoke to me. Yo, said she. (she is quite informal) Furry Star Wars entity, playa. She is not straight out of Compton, but would have you think so in her perversity. One gets the muse that one gets, so complaints are useless.

Then it hit me - an Ewok and his battle with home furnishings. Of course! Now I begin the process to bring forth the documentary Ace: The Enshelvening. Art demands that I must urge the blogger to don Klaus Kinski's old conquistador helmet from Aguirre, but the rest shall be as it transpires. Dungeons and Dragons shall be part of the process, obviously, and I shall even undertake to play my own character, a 9th level neutral good ranger named Murray, Yes!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 05, 2024 09:04 PM (tmPIh)

248 Ben Had

She is recovered, but that is a low bar. I need to resend my Yahoo email to you. I saw it did not post.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

249 Been saying for years. They will never let Trump back in the White House.
______

I started out joking (dark humor) that Trump is going to end the supply of kids to the Podestas (based on emails Seth Rich emancipated and the preposterous pizzagate stories). Then only half joking. Given to what lengths they are going to to keep Trump from removing them from power, now I'm horrified it might actually be true, and not just for the Podestas.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024 09:04 PM (fs1hN)

250 Personally I think Kamala provides the deep state with some interesting possibilities.

Security wise.

Nationally.

What's not to love about that?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2024 09:04 PM (Q4IgG)

251 He's the one who said "one man's socialism is another man's neighborliness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

I love that sort of analogy. "It is not a gulag, it is an HOA with serious vetting and mandatory residence rules"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:05 PM (D7oie)

252 The only thing I know about these two is that Shapiro is NOT Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (llS7k)

This Shapuro is a nasty piece of work but might cause riots because he volunteered for the IDF and has made statement about Israel's right to exist. He also said mean things about Hamas

Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:05 PM (BydU9)

253 It doesn't make a pig's fart who Kumala picks. We are in a world of hurt.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2024 08:59 PM

The only way out is through.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:06 PM (7BReP)

254 Notice as soon as Russia did not allow adoptions by gay and pedophilia couples, Russia instantly went to the big bad country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

255 Josh Shapiro is a nasty piece of work but might cause riots because he volunteered for the IDF and has made statement about Israel's right to exist. He also said mean things about Hamas
Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:05 PM (BydU

Corrected spelling because my fumble fingers are driving me nuts.

Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:07 PM (BydU9)

256 My 248 was to you, mnw.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

257 Josh Shapiro is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 05, 2024 09:08 PM (4Med0)

258 I started out joking (dark humor) that Trump is going to end the supply of kids to the Podestas (based on emails Seth Rich emancipated and the preposterous pizzagate stories). Then only half joking. Given to what lengths they are going to to keep Trump from removing them from power, now I'm horrified it might actually be true, and not just for the Podestas.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024 09:04 PM

Given the number of children across the border who are missing, I'd say the probability is only delta or epsilon from one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:08 PM (7BReP)

259 Salty

If you're having trouble emailing me, Doc T has my correct address.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2024 09:08 PM (NLIak)

260 Have you got a Kickstarter, Werner? I'm in!

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 09:08 PM (vFG9F)

261 I love watching intimate scenes of young children and pet dogs. On both sides there is a deep, unquestioned, non-dependent and absolute love. It's natural, it's spontaneous. Either would probably, thoughtlessly put themselves in harm's way in order to protect the other. The death of one would bring on almost uncontrollable grief in the human or a pining for 'the glory days' in the dog (typically, sitting on the grave for days). It is very hard to put into words.

Posted by: Ciampino - Love is special at August 05, 2024 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

262 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Aug 4
#REPORT: Louisiana became the first state that can order child rap*sts to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13.

The law, which went into effect on August 1, only applies if the offender is older than 17 years old.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:09 PM (i0CiB)

263 The greatest campaign Harris can run is letting the desiccating husk of the executive branch spastically fling itself apart like an offshore dutch windmill in a light summer breeze, while desperately campaigning for Four More Years of this abject fuckery as it fucks along in broad daylight in front of people who are watching their retirement plans evaporate in real time as the globe erupts into war after war after war.

Oh, yeah, and some Guatemalans just took a beany communal shit in your petunias again last night. Be a dear and clean that up, would you? You lazy privileged homeowners leaving your petunias all shitted up around here are starting to make this city look bad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 09:10 PM (BAEGB)

264 Man, I can't wait for Fall. This summer thing is overrated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:10 PM (IG4Id)

265 That trolley ad for the Portuguese edition of Brazzers?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 05, 2024 09:10 PM (NMT5x)

266 247 …shall be part of the process, obviously, and I shall even undertake to play my own character, a 9th level neutral good ranger named Murray, Yes!
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has

I see your vision. May I be so bold as to suggest you incorporate the many great suggestions made by brawny, resourceful men? But instead of typing they would be there, with their tools?

You can leave out my valuable suggestion to call a professional. I can just be in the background playing the viola.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:11 PM (QzINz)

267 The only way out is through.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:06 PM (7BReP)

This has been my personal mantra for about 15-20 years. And it really really sucks some times.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:12 PM (D7oie)

268 We need a public list of all those that failed the public trust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

269 Notice as soon as Russia did not allow adoptions by gay and pedophilia couples, Russia instantly went to the big bad country.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

This is very true, but about the same time Putin started a program of clawing back assets that had been looted starting at the collapse of the USSR. and was getting serious about it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie)

270 Piper

What level Bard are you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

271 Kitty cat is marking that baby with its scent. The baby is now a servant.
Posted by: polynikes

Baby is now a trusted member of the family. Cats don't have servants. They have people who understand them or they don't.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 05, 2024 09:14 PM (KAi1n)

272 264 Fall is usually my favorite season. Given the political climate this year, however…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:14 PM (v6JzV)

273 REPORT: Louisiana became the first state that can order child rap*sts to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13.

The law, which went into effect on August 1, only applies if the offender is older than 17 years old.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:09 PM (i0CiB)

I would prefer a wood chipper law.

Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:15 PM (BydU9)

274 NaCly Dog: "We need a public list of all those that failed the public trust."

We'd save a fortune if we simply listed those who hadn't.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 09:16 PM (aXxgO)

275 270 Piper

What level Bard are you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August

Is this a D&D question? I haven’t played since 5th grade. If it’s not, I am obviously level zero, because I am clueless!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:16 PM (QzINz)

276 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Aug 3
#WATCH: IShowSpeed just jumped over 2 cars in a row live on stream to prove his last attempt was not edited.

https://tinyurl.com/4kv6uz8d
14 seconds; very LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:17 PM (i0CiB)

277 TV: tropical storm Debby...

Read that as Derby.
Like Derby better.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 09:17 PM (LGAor)

278 I'm in favor of the "corporate death penalty" for Google.

The corporate death penalty is a legal fiction, wherein a mob of newly minted "federal regulators" self-deputizes after a successful coup d'etat, bursts into Alphabet Corporation's HQ, herds its executives into the upper floors, shatters the windows, and hurls them into the streets one by one until the wee hours of the morning.

At least that's how I recall the corporate death penalty working. Some few nuances may differ from my description.

Posted by: Jim Rome at August 05, 2024 09:17 PM (0FoWg)

279 This is very true, but about the same time Putin started a program of clawing back assets that had been looted starting at the collapse of the USSR. and was getting serious about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie)

Yes this but Putin really does seem to not have any patience woth blasphemy and perversion.

Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:18 PM (BydU9)

280 Have a great night, everyone.

May you have internal peace in the middle of a windstorm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2024 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

281 Louisiana became the first state that can order child rap*sts to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13.

Why remove the child's testicles?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 09:19 PM (LGAor)

282 Strategic incompentence:

@abigailmarone
🚨🚨🚨 NEW 🚨🚨🚨

Whistleblowers tell @HawleyMO
that the Secret Service at the Butler PA rally DID NOT check IDs when issuing credentials for restricted areas

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IG4Id)

283 Salty! You aren’t going to tell me if you mean DD or story teller?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:20 PM (QzINz)

284 I’m one of those who always thought that D&D was Satanic-adjacent.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:20 PM (v6JzV)

285 May I be so bold as to suggest you incorporate the many great suggestions made by brawny, resourceful men? But instead of typing they would be there, with their tools?
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:11 PM

You want us to show up at Ace's place?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:20 PM (7BReP)

286 Yes this but Putin really does seem to not have any patience woth blasphemy and perversion.

Sort of ironic, coming from a godless commie.
Some commies are less godless than others.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 09:20 PM (ufFY8)

287 G’night, Salty. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:21 PM (v6JzV)

288 How long until they realize that half of the people who molest children are women?

What are you gonna do to them? Scoop out an ovary?

Don't get me wrong, i'm all for separating these homunculi from their clackerbags, but... this plan seems fraught with legal pain-in-the-assery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 09:21 PM (BAEGB)

289 277 TV: tropical storm Debby...

Read that as Derby.
Like Derby better.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 09:17 PM (LGAor)

I've read the name at least a dozen times today and am only now realizing that it's not actually "Derby."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 05, 2024 09:21 PM (DTX3h)

290 284 I’m one of those who always thought that D&D was Satanic-adjacent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It’s because you don’t like fantasy or hobbits.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:22 PM (QzINz)

291 "I’m one of those who always thought that D&D was Satanic-adjacent.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

We played D&D while listening to records played backwards. I'm still ok.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 09:22 PM (vFG9F)

292 Salty! You aren’t going to tell me if you mean DD or story teller?
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:20 PM

Judging from comments made here sporadically*, I doubt that DD would disappoint the T-shirt audience.

* sporadically = every 120 to 200 seconds or so

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:23 PM (7BReP)

293 285 May I be so bold as to suggest you incorporate the many great suggestions made by brawny, resourceful men? But instead of typing they would be there, with their tools?
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:11 PM

You want us to show up at Ace's place?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August

I was thinking more actors. Representing you.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:23 PM (QzINz)

294 Maybe an automatic extra five years in lockup for every ball you don't have?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 09:23 PM (BAEGB)

295 290 This is true. I hate fantasy crap.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:24 PM (v6JzV)

296 Well, friends, I am going to go read a book. J took his mom to Maine for a week so it’s nice and quiet around here.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:27 PM (QzINz)

297 I've slept most of the day so apologies should I repeat post material that has been already covered.
That olympic pole-vaulter, the 'pole meets pole'? He's been offered a prØn movie deal .......

https://mol.im/a/13711275

Posted by: Ciampino - Love is special #01 at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

298 296 ‘Night, Piper.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (v6JzV)

299 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (caWvu)

300 It's too bad we don't have a real opposition party.

@nicksortor 5m
Apparently Kamala Harris was DISMISSED EARLY from the Situation Room today.

Anybody shocked? 🤣

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (IG4Id)

301 You are kind, Piper and such is an encouragement in our journey from the Abyss to an Abyss, which is recursive, but probably something that Søren Kierkegaard would like, in his Danish ruminations unfueled by Carlsberg, the poor devil. Your ideas are sound, and the project can only benefit from the addition of a woodwind instrument.

The many helpful and skilled gentlemen whom you mention could only improve the production, especially by their reactions to the Ewok's flailing and his vexation and fury that would reduce the average Imperial Stormtrooper to abject terror. Also, there should be a cat, to whom we can cut to provide an indifferent counterpart to the toils that occur. If Ace has a cat, well and good, if not, I shall acquire a Lilac Point Siamese whose name shall be Major Tomcat, or perhaps Kitty-Kitty-Bang-Bang. This is a promising development.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (tmPIh)

302 My toy-soldier wargaming buddies play D&D [and years and years ago WoW] and I sat in on a game once that was the start of a campaign but I couldn't suspend my disbelief e.g. "Why not say you've created a +19 Sword for yourself??" [And I know it's not that simple or doable but still.]

I'd rather play a historical wargames campaign instead for creating a story you and your opponents direct.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (i0CiB)

303 Man, I can't wait for Fall.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:10 PM (IG4Id)

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (lX8VI)

304 I was thinking more actors. Representing you.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:23 PM

Those poofters aren't going to get Ace's shelving up. He needs men. As you say, resourceful men. With tools. Who know how to use them.

The 'ettes can enjoy the rippling muscles and steely determination as the shelving is designed, assembled, and installed, while deciding the color palette for Ace's abode's fall freshening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (7BReP)

305 Type O Negative - October Rust (Full album)

https://youtu.be/ocRTgmiY-0Y

Goddamn, why is this album so good?

Love You To Death is the kind of song that doesn't just ooze hot molten sexuality but is intensely romantic.

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (caWvu)

306 Not clarified in the Louisiana article.

Are they removing the offender's testicles with a Ball Peen Hammer?

And if not, WHY not?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2024 09:31 PM (kQgoX)

307 Yes this but Putin really does seem to not have any patience woth blasphemy and perversion.
Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:18 PM (BydU9)

My comments were about the reasons the Magnitsky act was initiated against Russia. It was supposedly about a murdered journalist, but had more to do with the Russian Federation recovering assets that were looted during the collapse. Russia ended out of country adoptions as well in retaliation. I suspect you are right, he didn't need much encouragement to act.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

308 To be fair, they were changing Joe's Depends and it was actually the Shituation Room.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:32 PM (i0CiB)

309 Hey, Robert.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

310 288
clackerbags

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 09:21 PM (BAEGB)
----
Hmm, nice term.
Puts a new meaning to bladder stones.
Man with hands in pockets play Pocket Billiards.

Posted by: Ciampino - Love is special #02 at August 05, 2024 09:34 PM (qfLjt)

311 Project 2025 needs to include mandating every American own copies of Type O Negative's complete discography.

Not every American family.

Every single individual American.

MAGA!

Make America Goth Again!

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:35 PM (caWvu)

312 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 13h
Mass Panic As Jim Cramer Predicts Giant Bug Mutants Will Not Attack Earth Next Tuesday At 2:17 PM
buff.ly/3DmRV1E

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 09:35 PM (i0CiB)

313 I want the Cafe, I need the Cafe. Pleaseeee.
Thank you 😘

Posted by: L - If they...(cell phone) at August 05, 2024 09:35 PM (NFX2v)

314 Yeah, the heat is really getting to me. We may get a liitle break this week.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 09:35 PM (dDSBl)

315 nicksortor 5m
Apparently Kamala Harris was DISMISSED EARLY from the Situation Room today.

Anybody shocked? 🤣
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (IG4Id)
***

Probably right after she raised her hand and asked, "What's a mullah?"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 09:36 PM (W/lyH)

316 Kitty-Kitty-Bang-Bang. This is a promising development.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has

My next cat is kitty kitty bang bang. I promise every one of you, this will be the name.

Good night for real! Y’all are hysterical. Truly.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 09:36 PM (QzINz)

317 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)

'Sup?

https://tinyurl.com/mr46k9de

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:37 PM (caWvu)

318 Probably right after she raised her hand and asked, "What's a mullah?"
Posted by: Diogenes

"Iran's the one with the Tall Mahall, right?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:37 PM (IG4Id)

319 What's a mullah you? Hey! You got no respect...

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 05, 2024 09:38 PM (NMT5x)

320 Must have missed that Ace might discontinue the Cafe. That would be unfortunate but I'm sure it's difficult to come up with content on a consistent basis. Hope the Cafe sticks around.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 09:39 PM (sAmhv)

321 Universities and media will work their hardest to continue doing what the unknown Bond Villain zillionaires who are behind all this want them to do. Just like the Bond Villains' pet pols, there's absolutely no other way for these incompetemt, unlikable, skillless people to live upper middle to lower rich lifestyles, especially without doing any useful work.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 05, 2024 09:39 PM (3/XaG)

322 The 'ettes can enjoy the rippling muscles and steely determination as the shelving is designed, assembled, and installed, while deciding the color palette for Ace's abode's fall freshening.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Ja, absolutely ja. One of you must dress as Krampus. This is in keeping with the rule from the Federal Republic of Germany that her citizens must incorporate at least 5% Deutsch content in their cinematic endeavors. Also, one of you must assume the role of the lead singer from Kraftwerk, so that we may see by your silence the implicit rebuke of the Ewok's errors. Those two could be combined, but it might confuse the viewer. The project is underway, not unlike an express locomotive driven by Mel Gibson at his most manic. Excelsior!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 05, 2024 09:39 PM (tmPIh)

323 Ditto on the cafe, I hope he keeps it. He could take things from a couple old cafes and mix and match. It doesn't have to be brand spanking new all the time. I forget I"ve seen a lot of stuff anyway, so it would be new to me again.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 05, 2024 09:40 PM (NMT5x)

324 306 Not clarified in the Louisiana article.

Are they removing the offender's testicles with a Ball Peen Hammer?

And if not, WHY not?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2024 09:31 PM (kQgoX)
----
That well-known sequence played before a bathroom break and voiced as 'shave and a haircut - two bits' is also known outside America but since two bits would be meaningless in, say, the UK, there it goes as 'Balls in a rat trap --- squashed flat!'

Posted by: Ciampino - Love is special #03 at August 05, 2024 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

325 Goddamn, why is this album so good?

Love You To Death is the kind of song that doesn't just ooze hot molten sexuality but is intensely romantic.
Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (caWvu)

All of their stuff is good.

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2024 09:41 PM (xcIvR)

326 317 Robert, not much. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:43 PM (v6JzV)

327 nicksortor 5m
Apparently Kamala Harris was DISMISSED EARLY from the Situation Room today.

Anybody shocked? 🤣
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:28 PM (IG4Id)
***

Probably right after she raised her hand and asked, "What's a mullah?"
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 09:36 PM (W/lyH)

Black rage! Black rage!

https://youtu.be/vHLJfxfXHBg

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:43 PM (caWvu)

328 Strategic incompentence:

@abigailmarone
🚨🚨🚨 NEW 🚨🚨🚨

Whistleblowers tell @HawleyMO
that the Secret Service at the Butler PA rally DID NOT check IDs when issuing credentials for restricted areas
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IG4Id)
***

To be fair, someone had put up a sign VOTE HERE

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

329 314 Yeah, the heat is really getting to me. We may get a liitle break this week.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 09:35 PM (dDSBl)

The good news: I'm getting a break from the heat

The bad news: the heat has been replaced by a shit-ton of rain that will fall for the entire damned week

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 05, 2024 09:45 PM (DTX3h)

330 Ace would rather not hear suggestions on how to run his blog and if you get some indication of his irritation at said suggestions you best just shut up.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 09:45 PM (vFG9F)

331 The only thing I know about these two is that Shapiro is NOT Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 08:16 PM (llS7k)

This Shapuro is a nasty piece of work but might cause riots because he volunteered for the IDF and has made statement about Israel's right to exist. He also said mean things about Hamas
Posted by: Redbanzai at August 05, 2024 09:05 PM (BydU9)

IMO, the vp candidate doesn't do much to move the needle. But that it sounds like Shapiro would be fun to watch.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 09:45 PM (Gq9/0)

332
Where’s the Commander-in-Chief?!

Good question. Once that is settled, next question, who is he?

Posted by: azjaeger at August 05, 2024 09:46 PM (3/XaG)

333
Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
Israel just used a drone strike to take out Ali Jamal al-Din Jawad, the commander of an elite Hezbollah unit called Radwan.

This is about to be an all out war.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 09:46 PM (TGPs7)

334 The Israelis are doubling down...
I like that!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 09:47 PM (TGPs7)

335 282 Strategic incompentence:

@abigailmarone
🚨🚨🚨 NEW 🚨🚨🚨

Whistleblowers tell @HawleyMO
that the Secret Service at the Butler PA rally DID NOT check IDs when issuing credentials for restricted areas
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IG4Id)
That's not incompetence, that's on purpose.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2024 09:49 PM (LHPAg)

336 262 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Aug 4
#REPORT: Louisiana became the first state that can order child rap*sts to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13.

Posted by: andycanuck

Good for them. It's a beginning.
Modify the state's license plates with an
appropriate reminder.

Posted by: L - If they...(cell phone) at August 05, 2024 09:51 PM (NFX2v)

337 305 Love You To Death is the kind of song that doesn't just ooze hot molten sexuality but is intensely romantic.

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:30 PM (caWvu)

Well, I mean, the piano intro is kinda pretty and it's certainly a love song of sorts. Romantic, though? Eh.

https://youtu.be/RGqhI_hznx8

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 05, 2024 09:51 PM (DTX3h)

338 Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 09:43 PM (v6JzV)

Life is a shambles and the future is bleak. But I got Type O on right now and I'm like...\m/

Hope you're doin' alright, too. :B

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:51 PM (caWvu)

339 This is about to be an all out war.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 09:46 PM (TGPs7)

I blame Trump.

Posted by: Robert at August 05, 2024 09:53 PM (caWvu)

340 306 Not clarified in the Louisiana article.

Are they removing the offender's testicles with a Ball Peen Hammer?

And if not, WHY not?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2024 09:31 PM (kQgoX)
----
Hmm, hammer and very blunt chisel? Is it 'better' than just a hammer?

Posted by: Ciampino - Love is special #04 at August 05, 2024 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

341 I moved from PNW. I wanted to live in a place where I would be happy to see rain again. As long as I don't get several months of it, I'm okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 09:54 PM (dDSBl)

342 Probably right after she raised her hand and asked, "What's a mullah?"
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 09:36 PM (W/lyH)

------------

Nothing. What's a mullah wit' you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 05, 2024 09:54 PM (15aOX)

343 Imam of Peace
@Imamofpeace
Numerous reports are emerging tonight indicating that while Iran and certain terrorist groups are making efforts to attack Israel, Russia has allegedly taken control of parts of Sudan with assistance from the Muslim Brotherhood-led military. It is reported that two battalions of Russian troops have landed in Port Sudan and are now moving towards Jebeit City. There, they are supposedly preparing to collaborate with forces akin to Hamas (SAF) to launch attacks on civilians and forcibly displace the Sudanese population. Have there been any statements from the UN or NGOs regarding the validity of these reports?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 09:54 PM (TGPs7)

344 I think Lisbon would be nice. I heard it's that place where all the women really, really like each other.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 05, 2024 09:54 PM (NMT5x)

345 Eromero: "That's not incompetence, that's on purpose."

Yep. Serial failures, and they're almost too numerous to count, are not possible without design and intent. No freaking way.

Add to that the "investigation" so far and we have a wholesale whitewash/coverup but for whistleblowers who are operating outside of SOP.

Given the context of anti-Trump persecution/prosecution since Summer 2016, this assassination attempt was not simply a loner who wanted fame.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 09:57 PM (aXxgO)

346 Ace would rather not hear suggestions on how to run his blog and if you get some indication of his irritation at said suggestions you best just shut up.
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 09:45 PM (vFG9F)

This is a blog?

*Hmm.*

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 09:58 PM (Gq9/0)

347 Shapiro's a piece of work.

ICYMI: Shapiro-Davis Administration Highlights Potential of Solar Power on Abandoned Mine Lands to Create Jobs and Cut Costs
June 03, 2024

WTH? But I bet the Lt Gov has potential.to be worse.

And that's how we do it!

Posted by: L - If they...(cell phone) at August 05, 2024 09:59 PM (NFX2v)

348 nood ONT

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 10:01 PM (i0CiB)

349 And you're complaining, Lady?

Via ellaquarius/Reddit

I might have accidentally prostituted myself?
I'm a 22 year old woman. Two days ago I went out to a couple of bars in my city on my own. I was horny as fuck, my main motivation was to get laid, I have my usual spots and I do this quite frequently (please don't judge, I prefer this 100 times more than hookup apps lol). It was already quite late and I hit it off with a guy, and it was pretty clear what we both were after. At least I thought it was. I took him back to my place, we had sex, we had fun, and since it was late he ended up staying over in my room. When I woke up, he was gone, and when I got out of bed I realized he had left 500 bucks on my nightstand.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 05, 2024 10:01 PM (TGPs7)

350 >>>When penguins are in the cafe, the readers rejoice. When bats are in the cafe, readers recoil in horror, and ladies cover their hair.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board

When otters are in the cafe, they cute and cuddly, as individuals, but like yellow jackets, when the tribe grows, there's a threshold where they become aggressive and territorial. Watch out!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 05, 2024 10:08 PM (fY84s)

351 >>> comical that there's reportage of Kamala picking her VP. She's not picking squat. The DNC is telling her what the options are and who it will be. She is picking out an announcement outfit, however, with the aid of PR consultants. Maybe. Or dinner off a menu. But she's pretty far away from ANY important decisions.

Fingers crossed that like Lena Lamont, she gets a big ego from the fake social media buzz and tries to overthrow her bosses.

"I'm bigger than Calvin Klein! Put together! What am I dumb or somethin'?"

Posted by: LizLem at August 05, 2024 10:08 PM (QAK8m)

352 I am not up at all on Sudanese history. What interest does Russia there, and why would they coolant with Muzzies?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 10:14 PM (Vvh2V)

353 Looks like we've moved a squadron of F-22s to the Middle East.

I wish we had at least 300 F-22s instead of just 183.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 11:55 PM (B1dzx)

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