OUT: Hamas Terrorist Comander Ismail Haniyeh Was Killed by a High-Tech Precision Airstrike<br>IN: Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

OUT: Hamas Terrorist Comander Ismail Haniyeh Was Killed by a High-Tech Precision Airstrike
IN: Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

LOL. Low-tech is best tech.

The assassination of Hamas political chief Ismail Haniyeh was carried out in Tehran this week using an explosive device that was hidden months ago inside the guesthouse where he was staying, a report says.
The bomb ended up being remotely detonated around 2 a.m. local time Wednesday, killing Haniyeh and a bodyguard at the compound protected by the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps in the northern part of Iran's capital, Middle Eastern officials told The New York Times.
Haniyeh was in Tehran for Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian's swearing-in on Tuesday. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment from Fox News Digital about the report.
The officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The New York Times that the explosive device was placed in the room where Haniyeh was staying around two months ago and was set off on Wednesday once it was confirmed that he was there.

They said Haniyeh had stayed at the guesthouse several times before while visiting Tehran, adding that Israeli intelligence officials later briefed their counterparts in the U.S. and other Western governments about the operation in its immediate aftermath.
Israel has not come out publicly to claim responsibility for the killing, but Iran and Hamas are blaming the Jewish State for being behind it, according to The Associated Press.
Three Iranian officials separately told The New York Times that the security breach that allowed the explosive device to find its way into the compound where Haniyeh was residing -- which is used by the Guards for secret meetings and housing prominent guests -- is a massive embarrassment to the military agency.

It's an even bigger embarrassment to the cleaning staff! Stick a vacuum under that bed! Dust once in a while, why don't you!

Update: The IDF confirmed it killed "the of Saddam Hussein of Gaza" on July 13.

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has confirmed that the July 13th operation that was rumored to have eliminated Mohammad Deif, the "Osama bin Laden of Gaza," was indeed successful. The IDF announced in mid-July that they had targeted the place where Deif had been staying in a forested area near civilian displacement tents. They were hesitant to confirm the death, however, as Deif had already escaped at least two assassination attempts before, garnering him the title "the man with nine lives" among Gazans.
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The word "Deif" means guest and was given to him because of the legend that he stayed in a different home each night to avoid Israeli intelligence. He was said to have lost an eye and injured his leg in previous assassination attempts, but was rarely ever seen or photographed. Some said he lived solely underneath Gaza in the tunnels. Whatever the facts may have been, he was regarded as a legend by Gazans and hailed as a hero.
Deif played a main role in the October 7th massacre in which nearly 1,200 Israelis, including women, children, and elderly, were ruthlessly murdered. He was said to be the mastermind behind the attack, working closely with Yahya Sinwar, who is still at large and rumored to be hiding behind a human shield of hostages.

Kill. All. Terrorist. Vermin.

As you probably know, Reuters wrote a headline calling this wanted terrorist -- wanted even by the gaylib International Criminal Court -- "the moderate voice of Hamas." Much like Rudolph Hess was "the moderate voice of the Nazi Party," I guess.

The Washington Post decided to embarrass itself again on Monday -- posting a picture of the funeral of an Israeli child killed by Hezballah's Heroic Martyrdom Attack on a playground with a headline suggesting the dead child was Lebanese and killed by Israeli airstrikes on Hezballah military sites.

The Daily Caller:

The Washington Post faced backlash Monday for its misleading front page showing family members mourning an 11-year-old killed by what officials have said was a Hezbollah airstrike with a headline about Israeli airstrikes.
A missile strike -- which Israeli authorities have said was launched from Lebanon by Hezbollah -- killed at least 12 children and wounded others playing soccer on Saturday in the Golan Heights, according to CNN. The Washington Post paired the image of mourners holding a photo of Alma Ayman Fakher Eldin, one of the 12 child victims, with the headline "Israel hits targets in Lebanon" in its article. The online version of the article has a different featured image at the time of writing.
The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) condemned the publication's front page on X.
"This is the front page of the @washingtonpost today," the IDF wrote. "You can see grieving family members burying children murdered by Hezbollah in the Madjal Shams massacre. If by chance you understood anything else from their headline, you might not be the problem."
Former Israeli government spokesman Elon Levy was outraged by the "backwards" headline, taking to X in response.
"That's an image of a funeral of a girl KILLED IN ISRAEL BY A HEZBOLLAH ROCKET FROM LEBANON, so why is the @washingtonpost headline backwards?" Levy wrote on X.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:22 PM

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1 Pretty sure it's all disinformation

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 01, 2024 03:23 PM (N1DT3)

2 Bead?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

3 Ah Bed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

4 And I FULLY support making the Iranians go nuts searching their "safehouses" for bombs.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 01, 2024 03:23 PM (N1DT3)

5 Bibi rawks

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 03:24 PM (Hkcdp)

6 Every politician here should have a bomb under their bed.

Every citizen has the wherewithal to detonate it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

7 So many terrorists, too few of them going splody while they sleep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

8 And I see the press living up to the mantra that you don't hate them enough.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 01, 2024 03:25 PM (N1DT3)

9 He’s no austere cleric!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)

10 WaPoo probably saw the pic and thought it had to be grieving Muslims because . . . there are no yarmulkes in the pic. All Jews wear the beanies, right?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

11 6 Every politician here should have a bomb under their bed.

Every citizen has the wherewithal to detonate it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

https://youtu.be/LonlRpDPAiQ&t=106s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

12 LOL.

Iran isn't letting Haniyeh be buried in Iran, since he's Sunni, so he's being sent to Doha for burial.

I guess he wants to be buried close to his money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (uxCna)

13 And I FULLY support making the Iranians go nuts searching their "safehouses" for bombs.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 01, 2024 03:23 PM

--

Which of course you hit with missiles while they're looking.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (kvFn+)

14 The penalties in Iran for not paying the minibar fee are deadly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (EZPzy)

15 Ishcabible was a great Commander. He earned the nick name Old Blood and Guts in his later years.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (BFOh4)

16 Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (a9CYf)

17 Some LA County DA race news

Gascon cash on hand: $47,000
Hochman cash on hand: $1.1 million

Soros has abandoned Gascon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 03:27 PM (xPl2J)

18 And I FULLY support making the Iranians go nuts searching their "safehouses" for bombs.

I have a feeling that a number of mansions in Iran are being torn apart today.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:27 PM (uxCna)

19 How'd rhey know he wasn't out at the local bars or strip clubs when they detonated?

Posted by: Stateless at August 01, 2024 03:27 PM (jvJvP)

20 I am so tired of these “intentional calls for restraint”. I have an idea- how about international calls for Hamas et al to stop lobbing rockets and maybe their beds will stop exploding. Otherwise, it’s highly suggested you say your prayers prior to laying your head on your pillow.

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 03:28 PM (11JP3)

21 The sandrats are big on symbolism and I completely missed the other October 7th date. The start of the Afghan war.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2024 03:28 PM (5MvGY)

22 You saying a sleeper cell killed him?
Operation Night Night!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (Hkcdp)

23 there was a bomb under his bed for 2 months and no one saw it? was it some tiny, sophisticated bomb well hidden somehow? Damn, hotel services these days...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (ZtyUu)

24 Hmmm. You know someone at a three-letter-agency is taking notes about how this went down...for absolutely no reason at all related to one of the candidates for President...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (7fElN)

25 I have a feeling that a number of mansions in Iran are being torn apart today.

The Iranian leadership probably is feeling a little nervous about launching a massive strike on Israel at the moment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (uxCna)

26 May all the islamo-terrorist scum rest in pieces.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 01, 2024 03:30 PM (JNTt1)

27 Why was Haniyeh's bodyguard in his bed at 2 am?

Posted by: Your Math Bitch at August 01, 2024 03:30 PM (XU3QZ)

28 Yeah we're like 2-3 years at most from the Democrats just actually declaring themselves a new Nazi party and putting Jews in camps.

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2024 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

29 His sleep number was up.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (hCzfy)

30 Just another "opsie" pattern of errors that all err in the same direction.

But you can trust the major media because they always correct their errors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (icIPS)

31 Kill. All. Terrorist. Vermin.

This is disinformational hate speech.

Posted by: Your Scumbag Deep State Overlords at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (1Yy3c)

32 How'd they get that bomb in there undetected? It's not like you can just slip the bomb in your pocket and waltz into this compound. And, since it was "remotely detonated," it mush have had some wifi or cellular presence. How'd that go undetected for months?

Serious questions. Either security at this compound's security is steaming dogshit, or maybe this isn't how it went down.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

33 Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

Conjuring imagine of french maid uniform and spy-vs-spy sunglasses.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 03:32 PM (F7wxO)

34 should have put it in the shitter

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 01, 2024 03:32 PM (i0CiB)

35 Did we call for restraint against Nazi Germany and Imperialist Japan in WW2?

No. We annihilated them and have had lasting peace.

But the idiot propaganda networks and progressive scum in America refuse to acknowledge that peace through killing evil and strength actually work and make lasting peace.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 01, 2024 03:32 PM (fpVC1)

36 Washington Al Jazeera Post

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 01, 2024 03:32 PM (JvZF+)

37 Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid
.......

Did she pee on the bed first?

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Damn late nood, there, buckos........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Funny BIBI and Trump wined and dined at Mar a Lago then this shit went down...The same thing happened that time Xi and Trump were having desert.. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Trump mentions Al Capone who was famous for beating a snitch to death during a group wine and dine in his home. Trump is a sick bastard and I love it!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (BFOh4)

41 Now the Iranian weirdbeards will be even more paranoid than usual - they won't trust anyone in their own circle, they'll fear their own beds, they won't even trust their food.

Let them drive themselves even crazier

Posted by: weew at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (H9dOY)

42 The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Haniyeh sticks the sweeper under the bed, hits something. Backs up and really gives it a shove.

💥 💀

Dust bunnies kill.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)

44 The Washington *Bleep* (as per Liddy) isn't even fit to line a birdcage with anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (v6JzV)

45 "the moderate voice of Hamas."

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (B0mGw)

46 It's a rat writ, writ' for a rat, and this is lawful service.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (DSsxS)

47 Good photo of the outside of the hotel.

https://tinyurl.com/3847324t

So definitely NOT an airstrike or similar.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (i0CiB)

48 OUT: Hamas Terrorist Comander Ismail Haniyeh Was Killed by a High-Tech Precision Airstrike
IN: Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

Joo sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (vtIcw)

49 Think about how the Left seems to manage to go lower with each passing day, then remember that this will continue and there is no bottom to their treachery, malfeasance and general scumbaggedness.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (avKLt)

50 Isn't the dead guy having a public funeral today? I wonder if another boom is in store....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (0eaVi)

51 Candygram for Haniyeh

Now every Mullah is having their houses literally torn apart.

Need more popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (xUjl7)

52 Dust bunnies kill.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

*shudder*
-- Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (v6JzV)

53 One bed, two dead men. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Posted by: I am the science at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (F+gpo)

54 Yes, it is true I cannot despise WaPo enough.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (gxokI)

55 The bomb ended up being remotely detonated around 2 a.m. local time Wednesday, killing Haniyeh and a bodyguard at the compound

So, in bed, together.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice as Smug as You at August 01, 2024 03:35 PM (aD39U)

56 32
It must have been a snook like the one on South Park..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (BFOh4)

57 >> Update: The IDF confirmed it killed "the of Saddam Hussein of Gaza" on July 13.

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has confirmed that the July 13th operation that was rumored to have eliminated Mohammad Deif, the "Osama bin Laden of Gaza,"

One of these is not like the other.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (hskkO)

58 >IN: Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid
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didn't they have something like this in Spielberg's Munich ?

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (/7KEl)

59 53 One bed, two dead men. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Posted by: I am the science
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Sniff, as an animal lover, I am appalled that Iran and Ham Ass did not mention the death of their concubine goat companion. Animals are people too.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (qdbNv)

60 The bomb ended up being remotely detonated around 2 a.m. local time Wednesday, killing Haniyeh and a bodyguard at the compound

Who knew his bodyguard was only 10 yrs old????

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (vtIcw)

61 Recent rumors say Haniyeh was targeted using data from WhatsApp.

Another conclusion reached was that penguins are not, and have not been, housed at that compound, since the smell would have been unlivable, given the poor quality of the janitorial service.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM (lYEIt)

62 How'd they get that bomb in there undetected? It's not like you can just slip the bomb in your pocket and waltz into this compound.

Renovations - put it into the wall or something similar.

And, since it was "remotely detonated," it mush have had some wifi or cellular presence.

Completely passive receiver.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (uxCna)

63 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

1
Pretty sure it's all disinformation
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
.......

Bold move there.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

64 Those little goats with the French maid outfits are soooo sexy...until they aren't.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (NMT5x)

65 Biden's Dog said on an earlier thread that there was another explosion in Tehran today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (v6JzV)

66 I saw Splodey Spymaid open up for Wet Leg last year.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (avKLt)

67 25 I have a feeling that a number of mansions in Iran are being torn apart today.

The Iranian leadership probably is feeling a little nervous about launching a massive strike on Israel at the moment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (uxCna)

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They can't start their own cars because, car bombs, now they can't trust their own beds.

Suggestions for future methods....

1. Booby-trapped refrigerators.
2. Venomous snakes in boots.
3. Poison infused prayer rugs.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (RLLZj)

68 Damn late nood, there, buckos........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
====
Hey I just got here.

I'm a qualified non-nooder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (JvZF+)

69 Bet that was a surprise!

Posted by: Weasel at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (uGpeQ)

70 THERE'S A JEW UNDER YOUR BED!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 01, 2024 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

71 should have put it in the shitter
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 01, 2024 03:32 PM

The old Johnny Dangerously gambit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (Wnv9h)

72 We know more about how a Palestinian was killed by another country than how our own POTUS was shot in the head by our own.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (6JA25)

73 Sniff, as an animal lover, I am appalled that Iran and Ham Ass did not mention the death of their concubine goat companion. Animals are people too.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:36 PM

Why are you so speciesist? It could have been a donkey!

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (lYEIt)

74 The Mullahs better check their WiFi enabled SoniCare toothbrushes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (xUjl7)

75 Soros has abandoned Gascon.
Posted by: Mark1971
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So apparently will voters in LA just like in San Fran.

Maybe he can move to St. Louis or Atlanta, vacancies there might happen soon.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (qdbNv)

76 f*** yeah

kill the bad guy
then bomb the funeral
sort of a bonus FU

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)

77 Why are you so speciesist? It could have been a donkey!

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey
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Hee Haw.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (qdbNv)

78 Good photo of the outside of the hotel.

https://tinyurl.com/3847324t

So definitely NOT an airstrike or similar.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB)
......

Shoulda stayed at the Holiday In Express.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

79 Seems like someone would tell Joe to keep his hands off of little girls.

Posted by: fd at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (vFG9F)

80 As always, no matter how much you hate the MFM, it's not enough. "Journalists" should be hunted through the streets with dogs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice as Smug as You at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (aD39U)

81 This is why you should always tip the maid, fellas.

Posted by: Ishmail Hanijob at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (wBaIH)

82 Did she pee on the bed first?

Naw, Amber Heard job.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (F7wxO)

83 Daily Mail right now

front page photo
Biden makes little girl cry

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (/7KEl)

84 WaPoo probably saw the pic and thought it had to be grieving Muslims because . . . there are no yarmulkes in the pic. All Jews wear the beanies, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

well there's a lady with a head covering, which only islamists do, and druze sounds like jews, sooo

close enough, run it. the rubes won't know the difference

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 01, 2024 03:40 PM (nXhwP)

85
How'd they get that bomb in there undetected? It's not like you can just slip the bomb in your pocket and waltz into this compound. And, since it was "remotely detonated," it mush have had some wifi or cellular presence. How'd that go undetected for months?

Serious questions. Either security at this compound's security is steaming dogshit, or maybe this isn't how it went down.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Mossad has a history of sneaking bombs into close proximity to their targets. If memory serves, they once swapped out a cellphone being used by a senior Hezbollah commander. It had a small, but effective charge of C4. The head of Mossad supposedly made the call himself, saying "Listen VERY closely.... *beep*"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2024 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

86 Everyone should consider stocking up on essentials maybe filling up the vehicles. Today if possible.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 01, 2024 03:40 PM (MeG8a)

87 This is why you should always tip the maid, fellas.

Just the tip? Ted Kennedy is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (xUjl7)

88 In Tehran, maid f*cks you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (L/fGl)

89 The Washington Post decided to embarrass itself again on Monday -- posting a picture of the funeral of an Israeli child killed by Hezballah's Heroic Martyrdom Attack on a playground with a headline suggesting the dead child was Lebanese and killed by Israeli airstrikes on Hezballah military sites.

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Democracy Dies in Dorkness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (H6Tzf)

90 Soros has abandoned Gascon.
Posted by: Mark1971

Damage done. Mission accomplished.

Next up: buying swaths of cheap land after the crash.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

91 65 Biden's Dog said on an earlier thread that there was another explosion in Tehran today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I admit it, I enjoy the world's asshole terrorists being taken out each day by Israel and reading about it.

Pity about the loss of life of their goat and male life companions though.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (qdbNv)

92 The bomb blast destroyed an entire section of the building, so they weren't taking any chances he was on the shitter and somehow survives. Dude was vaporized.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (DWqKI)

93 LOL.

Iran isn't letting Haniyeh be buried in Iran, since he's Sunni, so he's being sent to Doha for burial.

I guess he wants to be buried close to his money.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 01, 2024 03:26 PM (uxCna)

I heard there's plenty of holes in Gaza. Already made too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (NMT5x)

94 The irony is he would have seen the attack coming if he was familiar with the book of Roombalation.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:41 PM (avKLt)

95 70 THERE'S A JEW UNDER YOUR BED!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

*checks*
No, still no female IDF soldier there.
Not that gaining their attention seems healthy these days....

Posted by: 1iq50 at August 01, 2024 03:42 PM (BRbS9)

96 Joe Biden leaves daughter of freed hostage in tears as he awkwardly sings 'Happy Birthday' and hugs her while celebrating prisoner swap with Russia

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 03:42 PM (/7KEl)

97 Mossad has a history of sneaking bombs into close proximity to their targets. If memory serves, they once swapped out a cellphone being used by a senior Hezbollah commander. It had a small, but effective charge of C4. The head of Mossad supposedly made the call himself, saying "Listen VERY closely.... *beep*"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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R rated version of Mission Impossible due to violence. Amusing.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:42 PM (qdbNv)

98 His sleep number was up.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Threadwinner

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 01, 2024 03:42 PM (NMT5x)

99 Penguins make wonderful house guests/servants, but the climate where Hamassholes live is not conducive to their welfare.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at August 01, 2024 03:42 PM (CV8a5)

100 His sleep number was up.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 01, 2024 03:31 PM (hCzfy)

interestingly enough, that night, the bed kept counting down for some reason....

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (nXhwP)

101 What was left of him to bury? wouldn't he be in pieces?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (ZtyUu)

102 AoS dating advice > Biden dating advice

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

103 WaPoo probably saw the pic and thought it had to be grieving Muslims because . . . there are no yarmulkes in the pic. All Jews wear the beanies, right?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

They knew exactly what the pic was of.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (avKLt)

104 So Serta-boom?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (xUjl7)

105 So, Biden is celebrating the fact that he traded a hitman for some prisoners in Russia.

Were they tranny basketball players? I mean, he worked his butt of to get that one dude, who actually BROKE THE LAW, back to play in the WNBA.

Is he telling Russia to try and kill Trump by giving them their hitman back??

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

106 98 His sleep number was up.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
=====
Golf clap. Honors go to you.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (qdbNv)

107 @HawleyMO

🚨🚨 NEW - Whistleblower tells me Secret Service Acting Director Rowe personally directed cuts to the USSS agents who do threat assessments for events. Whistleblower says those agents were NOT present in Butler - and some of them had warned of security problems for months

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (LkLld)

108 Seems like someone would tell Joe to keep his hands off of little girls.

Posted by: fd at August 01, 2024 03:39 PM (vFG9F)

-------------

Ol' "Pedo Pete" is an addict ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (H6Tzf)

109 Lemme guess, the Feddies are going to tell him that it's their case and to shut down his investigation:

@LeadingReport 15m
BREAKING: Virginia AG Jason Miyares says his office is investigating ActBlue for suspected money laundering.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (IG4Id)

110 What was left of him to bury? wouldn't he be in pieces?
Posted by: IC - #FJB

The religion of pieces is used to that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)

111 104 So Serta-boom?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Snort. That is what happens when you remove the mattress tag in a Iranian safehouse.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (qdbNv)

112 I have a sleep number bed.

I'm nervous now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

113 Joey's Roman Hands

That is what the goo he calls a brain has left for motor function.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (xUjl7)

114 So how's the reorg at WaPo going?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (wBaIH)

115 109 Lemme guess, the Feddies are going to tell him that it's their case and to shut down his investigation:

@LeadingReport 15m
BREAKING: Virginia AG Jason Miyares says his office is investigating ActBlue for suspected money laundering.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Can't it involves state residents and state crimes. Concurrent jurisdiction is a thing that even the feds cannot stop.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (qdbNv)

116 Much more devious

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

117 @HawleyMO

🚨🚨 NEW - Whistleblower tells me Secret Service Acting Director Rowe personally directed cuts to the USSS agents who do threat assessments for events. Whistleblower says those agents were NOT present in Butler - and some of them had warned of security problems for months

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (LkLld)

---------------

At least he's not leading the investigation into his own malfeasance.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 01, 2024 03:46 PM (H6Tzf)

118 Lemme guess, the Feddies are going to tell him that it's their case and to shut down his investigation:

@LeadingReport 15m
BREAKING: Virginia AG Jason Miyares says his office is investigating ActBlue for suspected money laundering.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

-

Yep. You have to admire that the FBI have exclusive control of vote fraud investigations.

One of the funniest things I ever saw was writing my representatives in 2020 and telling them to make sure the election was on the up and up and getting a letter back telling me "If you have concerns you should contact the FBI."

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 01, 2024 03:46 PM (6JA25)

119 114 So how's the reorg at WaPo going?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
========
Fraudulent news as usual but now augmented with AI.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:47 PM (qdbNv)

120 It’s a Dead Man’s Party.
Who can ask for more?

Posted by: Oingo Boimgo at August 01, 2024 03:47 PM (ynfRM)

121
One of the funniest things I ever saw was writing my representatives in 2020 and telling them to make sure the election was on the up and up and getting a letter back telling me "If you have concerns you should ~~contact the FBI~~ f*ck that chicken over there."

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 01, 2024 03:46 PM (6JA25)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Worst maid ever.

Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2024 03:47 PM (fV+MH)

123 “Iran isn't letting Haniyeh be buried in Iran, since he's Sunni, so he's being sent to Doha for burial.”

You mean the pieces that are not permanently part of the walls.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 01, 2024 03:47 PM (hskkO)

124 For the terrorist, that is, hit by something last night in his sleep…

Posted by: Oingo Boimgo at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (ynfRM)

125 It’s a Dead Man’s Party.
Who can ask for more?

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (xUjl7)

126 @TheBabylonBee
New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying ‘I’m Going To Shoot Trump’

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

127 Housekeeping! You want towel?

Housekeeping! You want blowjob?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (0QFnr)

128 Sheeeeeet, if I knew that there was a bomb in my bed, I'd have had lots of women and children with me for the Hamas Bonus Program.

Posted by: Ishmail Hanijob at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (wBaIH)

129
MyPillow go splodey?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (F7wxO)

130 Lemme guess, the Feddies are going to tell him that it's their case and to shut down his investigation:

@LeadingReport 15m
BREAKING: Virginia AG Jason Miyares says his office is investigating ActBlue for suspected money laundering.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Can't it involves state residents and state crimes. Concurrent jurisdiction is a thing that even the feds cannot stop.
Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (qdbNv)
_______

It's amazing that this even has to be investigated. "Suspected" money laundering? ActBlue's entire business model -- indeed its entire reason for existing -- is to launder campaign money for Democraps. That might as well be the purpose set forth in its articles of incorporation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

131 I guess you could say he...

🤔

...woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

😎

YAAAAAAAGH

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:49 PM (avKLt)

132 Worst maid ever.
Posted by: eleven

So, Hazel or Alice?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:49 PM (v6JzV)

133 ....cough
Sewer bot
...cough

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (GhU8I)

134 Worst assassin maid ever?

From Russia With Love

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (xUjl7)

135 Sheet happens.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (avKLt)

136 Everyone who had Jewish Bed Bomb on their bingo sheet please step up and claim your winnings

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

137 I once had a maid who blew me too!

Posted by: Ahhhhnuld Schwarzenegger at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (DBZuM)

138 Almost always interesting to take a couple of minutes and poke around The Daily Mail site. Here's an interesting quote:

"A woman's brain is her biggest sexual organ. If a man knows how to use dirty talk correctly, he can halve the time it takes for a woman to orgasm."

-- Stirling Cooper
(former Australian adult film actor, and current sex therapist)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (lYEIt)

139 Shoulda stayed at the Holiday In Express.
--------
No Jooooo bombs under your mattress -- priceless!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (i0CiB)

140 I guess you could say he...

🤔

...woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

😎

YAAAAAAAGH
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:49 PM (avKLt)
_______

Wrong sides of the bed. LOL.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

141 >>Can't it involves state residents and state crimes. Concurrent jurisdiction is a thing that even the feds cannot stop.

I believe the Missouri AG has also opened an investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (LkLld)

142 Yep. You have to admire that the FBI have exclusive control of vote fraud investigations.

One of the funniest things I ever saw was writing my representatives in 2020 and telling them to make sure the election was on the up and up and getting a letter back telling me "If you have concerns you should contact the FBI."
Posted by: If Moron Robbie
=======
That happened because the states willingly handed it over to the Feds in GA and MI among other places. But, it can be challenged in state and federal courts which states simply did not do.

Key is to use state laws rather than trying to enforce federal laws. That way, even if the case goes to federal court, you eliminate the federal questions jurisdiction which makes it harder to pull off for Fed Gov.

From what I understand, Miyares is investigating fraud involving Act Blue violation of DTPA state laws involving a local resident in VA rather than illegal campaign contributions which would be the FEC and federal purview.

States should have seized ballots etc based on state race fraud which is explicitly a state matter and the feds have no superceding jurisdiction to secure the ballots for that.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (qdbNv)

143 the pali grad student who was always bubbling over with excitement to share pictures of supposed pali children killed by the IDF convinced me that either:

1. He didn't really care about dead children, or
2. The pictures were fakes

Probably both.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (ogTiX)

144 Mattress not Firm

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

145 Kind of reminds me of what happened to Wilhelm Kube, gauleiter of Minsk -- killed by a time-bomb in his mattress.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (KAi1n)

146 I can’t imagine what that cleanup was like. They calculated enough HE to make sure he was dead. If you’ve ever seen a PBIED, it’s ugly. Like, “Is that a foot? I don’t know”, ugly.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (hMp8v)

147 We'll leave the bomb on for ya.
-- Ahmed Bodette

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)

148 Haniyeh had dandruff

They found his head and shoulders

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (xUjl7)

149 "So, Hazel or Alice?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "

Pork chopsh and appleshuace.

Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (fV+MH)

150 MyPillow go splodey?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 03:48 PM (F7wxO)

-------------------

The MyHellfire.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (Lrt7N)

151 22 You saying a sleeper cell killed him?
Operation Night Night!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 03:29 PM (Hkcdp)

Operation Diequil.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (LT5J6)

152 This guesthouse sucks. Wallahi when will they stop this infernal ticking beneath this b

Posted by: Ismail@yelp at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (BRbS9)

153 I can’t imagine what that cleanup was like. They calculated enough HE to make sure he was dead. If you’ve ever seen a PBIED, it’s ugly. Like, “Is that a foot? I don’t know”, ugly.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2024 03:51 PM (hMp8v)

Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

154 I believe the Missouri AG has also opened an investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw
======
Every red state AG should do that and lawfare Act Blue into oblivion. Lawfare can work as well for Red States as Blue States and Federalism is about the main thing keeping us from total tyranny right now like the UK will experience soon under Labor.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (qdbNv)

155 Next time he'll flip the seat up and then close the lid after like he's supposed to.

Posted by: LadiesDynamiteToiletSquad. at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

156 137 I once had a maid who blew me too!
Posted by: Ahhhhnuld Schwarzenegger at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (DBZuM)
----
ahahahahah

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

157 Off-topic

I was running some errands and this came on the music rotation:

Thick as a Brick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXdnZtTWp8

It seems like a pretty good theme song for the Biden years and Kamala Harris in general.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (eDfFs)

158 Poo Crave
@Poo_Crave
Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (TGPs7)

159 Q: What color were Ismail Haniyeh's eyes?

A: Blue! One blue left, one blue right!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (0QFnr)

160 144 Mattress not Firm
Posted by: wth
========
Who gets standing to bring up the warranty issue with Sleep Number.

Posted by: whig at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (qdbNv)

161 Actblue combs the voting records for registered Democrats.
Then it combs the FEC records for contributions to anyone. If negative then they're used as a name to launder illegal contributions. They've never been busted for it because it works every time.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (GhU8I)

162 Posted by: SturmToddler at August 01, 2024 03:40 PM (nXhwP)

I have several Jewish friends who cover their head. It's called..among other things... a tickel. Very different visually than what you see here, but there are many Jewish women who cover their hair. Some wear wigs to get around showing their own natural hair.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (Vvh2V)

163 Maybe he set his alarm to Kaboom.

Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (FhXTo)

164 Based on published results here,

Horde Medical Advice > Horde Dating Advice

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (lYEIt)

165 Well, they can ignore the Do Not Disturb sign now.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

166 157 Thick as a Brick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXdnZtTWp8

It seems like a pretty good theme song for the Biden years and Kamala Harris in general.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (eDfFs)

========

My dad loved playing that (well, any Jethro Tull) when we would gather around the computer and watch him play DOOM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

167 "A woman's brain is her biggest sexual organ. If a man knows how to use dirty talk correctly, he can halve the time it takes for a woman to orgasm."

-- Stirling Cooper
-------

He can quarter it by giving her his wallet.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:54 PM (avKLt)

168 Heh. Sometimes old ways are best.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at August 01, 2024 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

169 Geez! And I thought Amber Heard was bad!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 01, 2024 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

170 @Poo_Crave
Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (TGPs7)

hollywood dipshit strikes again.

Poor kid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

171 The MyHellfire.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 01, 2024 03:52 PM (Lrt7N)

LOL

But wait... there's more!!!

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (avKLt)

172 All Sleep Number Beds do that if you are dumb enough to turn it to 11.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh Endorsed at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (CV8a5)

173 Well. Hell.

Posted by: Mustafa Mike's Maid Services LLC at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (W/lyH)

174 lol OT but on Insty they have a bottom story of the day - Don LeMon is suing Elon over blowing up his deal with X!

good luck there, cabin boy! you did it to yourself.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (s3qiR)

175 Imagine your security team is so incompetent they don’t even sweep the bed you are sleeping in.

☑️ The Secret Service likes this comment.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (hMp8v)

176 So Lumpy Diaz

Poor kid

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (xUjl7)

177 Legacy media selects for true believers.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (rJ48h)

178
Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

___________

Women. Nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (1Nxff)

179 I worked in campaign finance for nearly a decade. ActBlue is 100% a money laundering organization and should be prosecuted as such. Sorting through databases and FEC filings where ActBlue was involved is a nightmare of really dubious unattributed small-dollar (think, a buck, two bucks) contributions spread over hundreds of thousands of identities that are impossible to verify.

My personal theory is that they take big chunk donations from entities that would otherwise be over limit and not permitted, and atomize them over hundreds to thousands of bullshit people that don't actually exist so the donations fall under reporting thresholds.

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

180 I guess he found out why the mattress was a bit lumpy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

181 But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (avKLt)

182 And I thought the exploding cell phone in the ear of a terrorist was good work by Mossad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (tT6L1)

183 My dad loved playing that (well, any Jethro Tull) when we would gather around the computer and watch him play DOOM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

Your Dad had good taste in music.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (eDfFs)

184 Haniyeh screaming at his guard, "I said I wanted SOMINEX!!!"

Posted by: Oglebay at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (ogTiX)

185 Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”

Well, at least she didn't name him "Cum."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)

186 OT but on Insty they have a bottom story of the day - Don LeMon is suing Elon over blowing up his deal with X!

I don't believe he had a contract. What can he sue for? You pissed off the owner of the company and he fired you.

Go f*ck a woman, homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

187 183 My dad loved playing that (well, any Jethro Tull) when we would gather around the computer and watch him play DOOM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

Your Dad had good taste in music.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (eDfFs)

=======

His older brother, my uncle, calls him Jethro. His name is not Jethro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

188 Hamas chief killed by an overwhelming sense of melancholy and C4, but mostly C4.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (2UnvF)

189

Well, at least she didn't name him "Cum."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)

ISWYDT!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Removal of this tag may result in severe penalties......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (LT5J6)

191 Well he made his bed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (ewjUl)

192 once had a maid who blew me too!
Posted by: Ahhhhnuld Schwarzenegger at August 01, 2024 03:50 PM (DBZuM)
****
Did more than that. The kid is an adult now.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (GhU8I)

193 We hid the bomb in a bag of pork rinds. We knew he wouldn't look there.

Posted by: IDF at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (cCxiu)

194 176 So Lumpy Diaz

Poor kid
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01,

Lumpy Madden. But she is the same age as me, did they adopt or use a surrogate with donor egg? She is no spring chicken.

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (pZEOD)

195 They say the bomb only went off when time ran out on his quarter.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (0QFnr)

196 178
Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

___________

Women. Nothing but trouble.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (1Nxff)

Tits, tires or time bombs it'll cause you trouble.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

197 Well he made his bed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (ewjUl)
-------------

Obviously not, else he might still be alive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (tT6L1)

198 Jethro Tull sucks

Posted by: ballistic at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (oqH4h)

199 Folks, let this be an object lesson to you about the consequences of removing the mattress tag.

#DontBeThatPerson

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (lYEIt)

200 Lumpy Madden. But she is the same age as me, did they adopt or use a surrogate with donor egg? She is no spring chicken.
Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (pZEOD)

Surrogate

Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)

201 And I thought Zappa was an asshole for naming his kids "Dweezil" and "Moon Unit"

Posted by: Halfhand at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (frIh6)

202 That's one hell of a vibrating bed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

203 l"A woman's brain is her biggest sexual organ. If a man knows how to use dirty talk correctly, he can halve the time it takes for a woman to orgasm."

-- Stirling Cooper
-------

He can quarter it by giving her his wallet.
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:54 PM (avKLt)

Dirty Talk:

Honey, the dog tracked mud all over the living room carpet and the sofa.....

Posted by: Oldcat at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (n7h9X)

204 Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”

Well, at least she didn't name him "Cum."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM

Jizz Diaz

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (ewjUl)

205 Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:

“Well, it was the last thing I ate”

Well, at least she didn't name him "Cum."

-

I think she got married.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (6JA25)

206 195 They say the bomb only went off when time ran out on his quarter.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 01, 2024 03:58 PM (0QFnr)

Gotta keep that vibrating bed loaded with coin.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (N39Ws)

207 Mission: Very Easy

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (avKLt)

208
Well, at least she didn't name him "Cum."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM

Jizz Diaz
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 03:59 PM (ewjUl)

"EJACULATE!!!!! DINNER!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

209 Just muscular enough to not solve anything.

I like muscular.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (yZv1m)

210 Ismail's bed was Lumpia.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (ewjUl)

211

Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)
40,346.79 -496.00 (-1.21%)
At close: 04:00PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (aD39U)

212 This is another reason why Vance always took the couch.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (ogTiX)

213 My personal theory is that they take big chunk donations from entities that would otherwise be over limit and not permitted, and atomize them over hundreds to thousands of bullshit people that don't actually exist so the donations fall under reporting thresholds.
Posted by: ballistic

Which, in finance, would be considered 'structuring,' yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (IG4Id)

214 Cameron Diaz shares the reason behind naming her newborn son Lumpia:
......

he'll be a shoo-in for a supporting role in the remake of Leave It To Beaver.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

215 Jethro Tull beating Metallica for the first Best Hard Rock/Metal Grammy is still one of the funniest moments in rock history.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

216 201 And I thought Zappa was an asshole for naming his kids "Dweezil" and "Moon Unit"
Posted by: Halfhand

Everyone always leaves me out!

Posted by: Ahmet Vomit! Ahmet Vomit! at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (CV8a5)

217 I like muscular.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 01, 2024 04:00 PM (yZv1m)
----
Yeah we know, you poofter.

Posted by: Big Mike at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

218 He reportedly got suspicious when they told him his comforter was made of up.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (avKLt)

219 Jizz Diaz>Jazz Shaw.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (ewjUl)

220 215 Jethro Tull beating Metallica for the first Best Hard Rock/Metal Grammy is still one of the funniest moments in rock history.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

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Never underestimate the power of the jazz flute.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

221 "NO SMOKING TERRORISTS"? You need to put a comma there, akhi.

Posted by: The supervisor, now looking for work at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (BRbS9)

222 Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)
40,346.79 -496.00 (-1.21%)
At close: 04:00PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch

--

It's weird to realize that virtually all of the gains in the stock market since Trump left office have just been inflation.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (6JA25)

223 Ballistic, the scam with Act Blue is this: they pay a commission to the gal who brings in the big donations. She also happens to be The founder’s close friend. They place the money in one of the Act Blue funds. Then they break it up and move it to, and through the other Act Blue funds.

Doesn’t just launder it, it triggers a new commission with each move, which slowly eats away at the donation. It is a huge scam, skimming off a donation repeatedly.

There was a detailed description of this process in AmericannThinker years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 04:02 PM (Hkcdp)

224 Which, in finance, would be considered 'structuring,' yes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (IG4Id)
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In finance yeah, but in campaign finance world it's just plain ass campaign finance fraud.

Posted by: Big Mike at August 01, 2024 04:02 PM (oqH4h)

225 Isn't Cameron Diaz like 50?

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:02 PM (NGHTx)

226 112 I have a sleep number bed.

I'm nervous now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 03:45 PM (Q4IgG)

Just turn it to 11, mate.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (PiwSw)

227 Jethro Tull beating Metallica for the first Best Hard Rock/Metal Grammy is still one of the funniest moments in rock history.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

They were SOOOO butthurt over that too.

The next year, they said in their acceptance speech, "We'd like to thank Jethro Tull for not releasing an album this year."

Buncha fags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

228 My personal theory is that they take big chunk donations from entities that would otherwise be over limit and not permitted, and atomize them over hundreds to thousands of bullshit people that don't actually exist so the donations fall under reporting thresholds.
Posted by: ballistic

Which, in finance, would be considered 'structuring,' yes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:01 PM (IG4Id)
****
I've snooped on the FEC lists and scoped the contributors on Facebook etc and found questionable contributions.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (GhU8I)

229 If I wanted to build a mid-range gaming computer with Windows 10, what is a good out of the box solution?

I still want SATA drives. At least 16GB of RAM.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (xUjl7)

230 My hatred of the media knows no bounds.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (W/lyH)

231 Doesn’t just launder it, it triggers a new commission with each move, which slowly eats away at the donation. It is a huge scam, skimming off a donation repeatedly.

There was a detailed description of this process in AmericannThinker years ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 04:02 PM (Hkcdp)
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Oh, 100%. Both things absolutely exist simultaneously.

Posted by: Big Mike at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (oqH4h)

232 Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)
40,346.79 -496.00 (-1.21%)
At close: 04:00PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch

50% of the shares are owned by the top 1%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

233 All Sleep Number Beds do that if you are dumb enough to turn it to 11.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh Endorsed at August 01, 2024 03:55 PM (CV8a5)

Knucklehead turn the knob to "Eternal relaxation and Sleep" setting - never do that as a terrorist that has just pissed off Massad.

Posted by: Boswell at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM (K+UlC)

234 The next year, they said in their acceptance speech, "We'd like to thank Jethro Tull for not releasing an album this year."

Buncha fags.

Lars is one of the least-liked people in music.

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM (NGHTx)

235 Haniyeh was blown up yesterday. To his credit, he stopped smoking today.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM (JRP2U)

236
Lars is one of the least-liked people in music.
Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM (NGHTx)

He and Kirk sleep together naked while on the road.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

237 229 If I wanted to build a mid-range gaming computer with Windows 10, what is a good out of the box solution?

I still want SATA drives. At least 16GB of RAM.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (xUjl7)
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Windows 10? Any particular reason?

Posted by: Big Mike at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (oqH4h)

238 Lars is one of the least-liked people in music.
Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Axel Rose at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (ewjUl)

239 Because I can't get Windows 7 anymore.

And death to Windows 11.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (xUjl7)

240 Motel Six:

We'll leave the bomb for ya!

Posted by: Ddad at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (6bE9C)

241 229 If I wanted to build a mid-range gaming computer with Windows 10, what is a good out of the box solution?

I still want SATA drives. At least 16GB of RAM.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:03 PM (xUjl7)

First look only for something that has AMD CPUs. Intel is in the process of telling its desktop CPU customers to piss up a rope.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 04:06 PM (N39Ws)

242 The bomb was delivered by room service.
This hit could have been one of his usual enemies in the hood. There are many blood feuds amongst them.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 04:06 PM (GhU8I)

243 Ahem.
Posted by: Axel Rose at August 01, 2024 04:05 PM (ewjUl)
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Ever since you got clean you've gotten a bit round, Axl.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:06 PM (tT6L1)

244 Haniyeh was blown up yesterday. To his credit, he stopped smoking today.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 01, 2024 04:04 PM (JRP2U)

It's a smokeless heat down there - or as McCain says now - it's a dry heat...

Posted by: Boswell at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (K+UlC)

245 it was the maid with the bed bomb in the guesthouse

Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (og5mY)

246 Metallica died with Cliff. Fags.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xPJvm)

247 Now the Iranian weirdbeards will be even more paranoid than usual - they won't trust anyone in their own circle, they'll fear their own beds, they won't even trust their food.

Let them drive themselves even crazier
Posted by: weew at August 01, 2024 03:34 PM (H9dOY)

Good time for rivals to do their own attacks and blame it on the Jews.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (n7h9X)

248 --------------

Ever since you got clean you've gotten a bit round, Axl.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:06 PM (tT6L1)

I still think one of the funniest things on the internet was when people kept posting pictures of Vince Neil and the Abominable Snowman claymation character on Vince's twatter feed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

249 So nothing like an i7?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xUjl7)

250 His older brother, my uncle, calls him Jethro. His name is not Jethro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

Funny. He played the music all the time till everyone was sick of it, huh?

In that case, I should call my younger sister, "Crosby, Stills, Nash an Young".

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (eDfFs)

251 BOOM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (iHpv6)

252 "...and some of them had warned of security problems for months"
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 03:44 PM (LkLld)

________________________________

Yeah, that's sort of what I figured. They have been leaving the door open at all these rallies for months in the hopes that someone like the Butler retard would take advantage. Then the head of the detail probably gets word that there is a character walking around with a range finder....then he's on the roof....and she does nothing. It worked like a charm....except junior couldn't hit the far side of a barn.

Get the head of the detail in an interview room and sweat her.

Posted by: Orson at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (dIske)

253 One of the funniest unofficial Metallica shirts I've ever seen:

Picture of Cliff Burton, and the caption says "It should've been Lars, man..."

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (NGHTx)

254 I was going to name my kid Huck-Tooey, but apparently my goat is barren.

Posted by: Ishmail Hanijob at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (wBaIH)

255 Don't sweat the DJIA. It's going to be lit when Trump wins. Buy energy sector.

Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (GhU8I)

256 His favorite cereal?

Kaboom.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (sDHoG)

257 >>hollywood dipshit strikes again.

>>Poor kid.

Could be worse. Could have been Brussels Sprouts or Cream of Wheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (LkLld)

258 The bomb was delivered by room service.
This hit could have been one of his usual enemies in the hood. There are many blood feuds amongst them.
Posted by: torabora at August 01, 2024 04:06 PM (GhU8I)

The Mullahs may talk a big game but this is a very valid reason for them to step carefully. They should find out who benefits (besides the rest of the world) and investigate before launching rockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (W/lyH)

259 Metallica died with Cliff. Fags.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xPJvm)

Kirk and Cliff switched beds that one time. It's almost like it was planned or something.

They wanted to record "One," but Cliff thought it was a ballad and "We don't do f*cking BALLADS!!!!"

He died and they released it shortly after.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

260 Trivagp gets 5 stars for this one.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

261 AC/DC replaced Brian Johnson with Axl Rose for a bit. Went about as well as you'd expect.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (2UnvF)

262 My older brother should be named "Genesis."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

263 Rosie the robot maid blew the guy up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (63Dwl)

264 249 So nothing like an i7?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xUjl7)

Intel has bad desktop CPUs. 13 & 14th generation specifically. No good fix.
https://tinyurl.com/4s89bf3z

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (N39Ws)

265 I am so tired of these “intentional calls for restraint”. I have an idea- how about international calls for Hamas et al to stop lobbing rockets and maybe their beds will stop exploding. Otherwise, it’s highly suggested you say your prayers prior to laying your head on your pillow.
Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 03:28 PM (11JP3)

Every nation, including ours, wants to handcuff Israel so that it just has to take terrorism without response. Entebbe might be the last time they were praised for a good operation.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (n7h9X)

266 On the Diaz baby.. I read they named him Cardinal.. Not much of an improvement and she is 51 so I'm guessing surrogate

Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (IyPmt)

267 Could be worse. Could have been Brussels Sprouts or Cream of Wheat.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 04:08 PM (LkLld)
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Metamucil.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (tT6L1)

268 So nothing like an i7?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xUjl7)

I haven't been into the hardware side of things for YEARS, but I hear AMD and Nvidia play well together.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

269 >>The bomb was delivered by room service.

Wow - those were some explosive hot wings I don't mind telling you!

Posted by: Boswell at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (K+UlC)

270 He stopped lovin' her today......

Posted by: Zombie Possum at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (CV8a5)

271 "Living, loving maid.

She's just a bomber."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (sDHoG)

272 Seems par for the course:

@libsoftiktok 8m
Remember when two illegals from Jordan were arrested for trying to breach the Marine Corps Base Quantico in VA?

A judge just allowed them to post bail and now they're on the streets again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (IG4Id)

273 Any news on the 12 US ships headed to the ME?

Posted by: DaisyB at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (AbL8c)

274 "Cardinal?" What the hell? Is he a redhead with an enormous cowlick?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)

275 Haniyeh flirting with his "maid" at their secret Tehran nest:

Just like Adam and Eve
Said you'd set me free
You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high

Posted by: Oglebay at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (ogTiX)

276 261 AC/DC replaced Brian Johnson with Axl Rose for a bit. Went about as well as you'd expect.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 01, 2024 04:09 PM (2UnvF)

Watched a video recently about overrated bands and Guns n' Roses was on it.

I was initially perplexed until I realized just how short of a lifespan that band had. They did a lot in a short time but it was a damn short time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

277 Maid bomb?
Bridget Fonda could not be reached for comment…

Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)

278 I was initially perplexed until I realized just how short of a lifespan that band had. They did a lot in a short time but it was a damn short time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

Use your illusion, bruh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

279 >>>>Kirk and Cliff switched beds that one time. It's almost like it was planned or something.

They drew cards for that bunk and Cliff won.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 04:12 PM (xPl2J)

280 Dead terrorist = best terrorist.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 01, 2024 04:12 PM (icmmM)

281 Yeah, sorry not sorry.

Posted by: Washington Post at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (Q+bzS)

282 I was initially perplexed until I realized just how short of a lifespan that band had. They did a lot in a short time but it was a damn short time.

they ran through enough drugs and booze in that time to kill 5 other bands so it's amazing they made it at all

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (NGHTx)

283 Diaz will be nearly 70 when the kid graduates high school. She'' be twice as old as some of the moms.

Posted by: A Place For Mom at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (CV8a5)

284
They drew cards for that bunk and Cliff won.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 01, 2024 04:12 PM (xPl2J)

You sure it wasn't straws and the shortest one was pulled for him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Watched a video recently about overrated bands and Guns n' Roses was on it.

I was initially perplexed until I realized just how short of a lifespan that band had. They did a lot in a short time but it was a damn short time.

I saw them on the use your illusion tour. once the finally got on stage the show was great.

Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (og5mY)

286 I was initially perplexed until I realized just how short of a lifespan that band had. They did a lot in a short time but it was a damn short time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)
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They flamed out because Axl was a flaming ego driven heroin mainlining maniac with giant case of little man syndrome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

287 Guess he missed out on the complimentary breakfast.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

288 On the side bar, Michael Malice talks about Kamala's "three stages of Wine mom". COMEON PEOPLE! Are y'all blind? Woman's been tokin' since she partied with Willie Brown. That's a weed cackle. Seriously!

Posted by: Lurker Squirrel at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM (LWpXr)

289
Any reason the market went kinda kerplunk today?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM (eDfFs)

290 I saw them on the use your illusion tour. once the finally got on stage the show was great.
Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 01, 2024 04:13 PM (og5mY)

I'd heard that they weren't too bad live, if you happened to get a show where Axl wasn't trashed when they went on.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

291 289
Any reason the market went kinda kerplunk today?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM (eDfFs)

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A butterfly flapped its wings in Thailand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

292 268 So nothing like an i7?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2024 04:07 PM (xUjl7)

I haven't been into the hardware side of things for YEARS, but I hear AMD and Nvidia play well together.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Keep an eye on Pixy's thread posted each day before JJ Sefton's morning news. Good stuff there. Read it every day over breakfast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (N39Ws)

293 Public perceptions of the Propaganda Press are at all-time lows, but really are no where near low enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (Q+bzS)

294 Dell has an outlet store front with various Intel and AMD based systems. Refurbished. Some like new that were returned.

As an aside I just bought a mini PC on Amazon to replace an old Alienware PC that went up in smoke the other day. Tiny thing. Runs Windows 11. Two HDMI, 4 USB, WiFi and Ethernet.

$175

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (Q4IgG)

295 So many terrorists, too few of them going splody while they sleep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 01, 2024 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

I wonder if the dead bodyguard's dick was found in Haniyeh's arse?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (LuMF/)

296
Keep an eye on Pixy's thread posted each day before JJ Sefton's morning news. Good stuff there. Read it every day over breakfast.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (N39Ws)

I'm usually asleep at that hour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

297 Anna Puma, I've bought a bunch of stuff here, and been very happy: https://www.discountelectronics.com

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 04:16 PM (lYEIt)

298 I don't think they tried to kill Haniyeh so much as let it happen.

Posted by: ... at August 01, 2024 04:16 PM (avKLt)

299 Some lousy security this guy had. Not as bad as the Secret Service. Actually incompetent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (0FoWg)

300 Goatsy Cline song heard at his funeral

I...fall...to Deifses...wah wah wah

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (NMT5x)

301 I don't think they tried to kill Haniyeh so much as let it happen.
Posted by: ...

Did the hotel have a sloped roof?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (v6JzV)

302
I'd heard that they weren't too bad live, if you happened to get a show where Axl wasn't trashed when they went on.......

They were several hours late taking the stage. But once they did it was great.

Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (og5mY)

303 I'd heard that they weren't too bad live, if you happened to get a show where Axl wasn't trashed when they went on.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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I saw Guns N Roses and Metallica in Minneapolis back in the nineties. Hetfield was almost recovered from being burned and did play a bit.

Decent show but Gun N Roses FX were sort of stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

304 I'm usually asleep at that hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM

Maybe get up early, and make some new friends who shower at that time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (lYEIt)

305 286 They flamed out because Axl was a flaming ego driven heroin mainlining maniac with giant case of little man syndrome.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Axl Rose had an incredible vocal range. Reliably 5, sometimes 6 octaves. And now he looks like Carrot Top.

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (p4NUW)

306
I don't believe he had a contract. What can he sue for? You pissed off the owner of the company and he fired you.

Posted by: Sponge

the Lemon will probably run with Promissory Estoppel.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (F48m6)

307 I wonder if the dead bodyguard's dick was found in Haniyeh's arse?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
.....

That's how his 10 year old nephew identified the body.

Posted by: wth at August 01, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

308 So Haniyeh was hoisted by a petard, to sort of borrow a phrase. His Slumber-Aid mattress was juiced. He achieved liftoff. He went to great heights but his reentry was scattered.

Unfortunately he probably never knew what hit him were not dust bunnies.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #10 at August 01, 2024 04:18 PM (qfLjt)

309 >>> "the moderate voice of Hamas."

That's like saying "the purest prostitute at the Moulin Rouge." It doesn't exist.

Posted by: LizLem at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (QAK8m)

310
Maybe get up early, and make some new friends who shower at that time?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (lYEIt)

Friends are overrated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

311
Axl Rose had an incredible vocal range. Reliably 5, sometimes 6 octaves. And now he looks like Carrot Top.
Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM

He is also a notoriously hated asshole in the biz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (ewjUl)

312 Bidenomics~~!

@BNONews 1m
JUST IN: Intel Corp. says it's cutting more than 15% of its workforce, or nearly 18,000 people

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (IG4Id)

313 >>OUT: Hamas Terrorist Comander Ismail Haniyeh Was Killed by a High-Tech Precision Airstrike
IN: Haniyeh Was Killed by a Bomb Slipped Under His Bed By a Spy-Maid

Looks like the Israelis have activate Operation Wrath of G-d 2.0 - Hamas Boogaloo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (XV/Pl)

314 Axl Rose had an incredible vocal range. Reliably 5, sometimes 6 octaves. And now he looks like Carrot Top.

Posted by: Piper at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (p4NUW)

I've seen a few clips of recent Carrot Top podcast appearances. His look aside, he's an easy guy to like. All he ever wanted to do was his thing and he couldn't believe how much shit he got simply for being different.

Everyone says he's a super nice dude, but they just hate him all the same.

I don't think comics are good people. Going out on a limb here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (KbCG3)

315 309 >>> "the moderate voice of Hamas."

That's like saying "the purest prostitute at the Moulin Rouge." It doesn't exist.
Posted by: LizLem at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (QAK8m)

==========

Come what may, me and my Lady Marmalade, one day we'll fly away, because we can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

316 Any reason the market went kinda kerplunk today?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 04:14 PM

Dunno. I'm feeling kinda out of sorts, myself.

Posted by: zombie Ismail Haniyeh at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (lYEIt)

317 Isn't it hilarious that the terrorist's security detail failed just like Trump's?

Posted by: Decaf at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (unUNN)

318 I'm usually asleep at that hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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So you aren't FIRST first?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

319 I saw Guns N Roses and Metallica in Minneapolis back in the nineties. Hetfield was almost recovered from being burned and did play a bit.

Decent show but Gun N Roses FX were sort of stupid.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

The only thing I remember about that tour was Axl caused a riot in the arena in Toronto.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Haniyeh's last call to the front desk:

"Send the maid in here to blow me"

Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (og5mY)

321
Anyone want to run for VP with me? Please? Oral gratification is on the table. Even under the table if you prefer.

Posted by: K H at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (RKVpM)

322 312 Bidenomics~~!

@BNONews 1m
JUST IN: Intel Corp. says it's cutting more than 15% of its workforce, or nearly 18,000 people
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (IG4Id)

So let's vote for Kamala !

Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (IyPmt)

323 Axl and Lars...you'd think they'd have mellowed with age. Instead, they seem to be vying with Ginger Baker for biggest jackass in the music biz.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

324 ---
So you aren't FIRST first?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (7fElN)

I'm first when it counts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Guess it was a hide a bed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (ewjUl)

326 wonder if the dead bodyguard's dick was found in Haniyeh's arse?

Bodyguard was guarding Haniyeh's dick in his butt.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (F7wxO)

327 Intel is in the process of telling its desktop CPU customers to piss up a rope.
Posted by: Our Country

Intel is busy trying to hide their cpu chips are degrading faster than they can sell those chips.

Go with AMD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (F48m6)

328 JUST IN: Intel Corp. says it's cutting more than 15% of its workforce, or nearly 18,000 people
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM

Learn to, uh, oh, wait.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (ewjUl)

329 Was this Iranian dude being protected by the Secret Service? Secret Service trained?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

330 Friends are overrated.
Posted by: Sponge

I'm unemployed. I'll be happy to act like your friend...for a price.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

331 Anyone want to run for VP with me? Please? Oral gratification is on the table. Even under the table if you prefer.
Posted by: K H at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (RKVpM)

Daily Mail is pushing Shapiro, saying he cancelled his upcoming events. He seems like a real asshole, so probably fit in great.

Posted by: spypeach at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (UuB/1)

332 The only thing I remember about that tour was Axl caused a riot in the arena in Toronto.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hetfield was badly burned on stage and Axl refused to go on stage after. At least, I believe that's the story.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (tT6L1)

333 The bomb was delivered by room service.
This hit could have been one of his usual enemies in the hood. There are many blood feuds amongst them.
Posted by: torabora

Pro tip: Accept no candygrams.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (vtIcw)

334

I'm unemployed. I'll be happy to act like your friend...for a price.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

That's weird.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

335 If I die before I wake, I pray one my my virgins knows how to bake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (ewjUl)

336 Daily Mail is pushing Shapiro, saying he cancelled his upcoming events. He seems like a real asshole, so probably fit in great.
Posted by: spypeach at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (UuB/1)

Do Pennsylvanians like him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (IyPmt)

337 I'm unemployed. I'll be happy to act like your friend...for a price.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

That's weird.
Posted by: Sponge

No, not like that. Just hurl random insults at CBD on your behalf. Things like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

338 Daily Mail is also in for Kamala

they keep pimping 'Trump is doomed' pieces

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 04:23 PM (/7KEl)

339 Meanwhile personal security companies are doing a brisk business today worldwide I would suspect..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 01, 2024 04:23 PM (BFOh4)

340 Daily Mail is pushing Shapiro, saying he cancelled his upcoming events. He seems like a real asshole, so probably fit in great.
Posted by: spypeach at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM

The Joo hating Nazi's won't like this.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (ewjUl)

341 >>> 312 Bidenomics~~!

@BNONews 1m
JUST IN: Intel Corp. says it's cutting more than 15% of its workforce, or nearly 18,000 people
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 04:19 PM (IG4Id)

I hope to see a much higher percentage of layoffs at ClownStrike.

No, not holding my breath.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (FnneF)

342 Haniyeh is just a pawn in life. Like Mongo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (L/fGl)

343 No, not like that. Just hurl random insults at CBD on your behalf. Things like that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)
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Wait, I can get paid for hurling random insults at CBD?

and all this time I've been doing it for free.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

344 I'm usually asleep at that hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yeah, you have to get the tech thread while it's fresh. The pixels go bad.

Posted by: Luddite at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (CV8a5)

345 Do Pennsylvanians like him ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (IyPmt)

I don't know anything about him except for the few clips I've seen. He's seems like an even douchier version of Obama if that's possible.

Posted by: spypeach at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (UuB/1)

346 new thread

Posted by: brak at August 01, 2024 04:24 PM (NGHTx)

347 Gee Pete Davidson is back in wellness rehab. I'm shocked.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 01, 2024 04:25 PM (EZPzy)

348 Daily Mail is pushing Shapiro, saying he cancelled his upcoming events. He seems like a real asshole, so probably fit in great.
Posted by: spypeach at August 01, 2024 04:21 PM

The Joo hating Nazi's won't like this.
Posted by: Minnfidel

The Joo hating Squad in Mogadishu, Minnesota and Dearbornistan, Michigan won't like it either.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 01, 2024 04:25 PM (vtIcw)

349 nooood

Posted by: weew at August 01, 2024 04:26 PM (f3GVg)

350 The only thing I remember about that tour was Axl caused a riot in the arena in Toronto.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 01, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hetfield was badly burned on stage and Axl refused to go on stage after. At least, I believe that's the story.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM (tT6L1)

You got it. Hetfield got too close to the pyro and got pretty fucked up while Axl Pose was being a fucking diva.

Posted by: Robert at August 01, 2024 04:26 PM (1Yy3c)

351 Under the bed.

Seeing pics if the building, outside wall missing and shrouded with green netting.

And yet, the funeral procession with casket on Friday.

WTH is in the coffin?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 01, 2024 04:26 PM (JkCto)

352
Do Pennsylvanians like him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 01, 2024 04:22 PM

As a Pennsylvanian I can't say that he hits my radar very often. Sort of the do-nothing sort. Probably didn't win-win election because Philadelphia.

He'd probably be committing electoral suicide to be her veep candidate.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2024 04:26 PM (RKVpM)

353 Matt Walsh has a YT video of a man pretending to be a woman who is critical of Walsh. The comments to that video agreeing with Walsh defending his position - so apparently from many on the right - refer to this dude pretending to a woman as "she" and "her.". Those who do that - refer to these mentally disturbed perverts because you think you're "respecting" some "right" you think they have to "be who ever they want as long as it doesn't impact us" - are enablers of the societal decay.

Posted by: Son of Dad at August 01, 2024 04:26 PM (8JB5s)

354 @331

>>Daily Mail is pushing Shapiro, saying he cancelled his upcoming events. He seems like a real asshole, so probably fit in great.

The Daily Mail is owned by The 4th Viscount of Rothermere, he's a bigger dick than the 3rd Viscount of Rothermere, everybody says so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 01, 2024 04:27 PM (XV/Pl)

355 REPORTER TO BIDEN: "President Trump has said repeatedly that he could've gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange. What do you say to that?"

BIDEN: "Why didn't he do it when he was president?"

Posted by: Don Black at August 01, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

356
Oh, new thread is Disney. Shower time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 01, 2024 04:29 PM (RKVpM)

357 296 Keep an eye on Pixy's thread posted each day before JJ Sefton's morning news. Good stuff there. Read it every day over breakfast.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2024 04:15 PM (N39Ws)

I'm usually asleep at that hour.

so say we all.

Posted by: commander adama at August 01, 2024 04:33 PM (oY6Yp)

358 I know he is, Shapiro was once in my county management

Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

359 I don't know anything about him except for the few clips I've seen. He's seems like an even douchier version of Obama if that's possible.
Posted by: spypeach

It is.

Pete Booty

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 01, 2024 04:33 PM (JkCto)

360 GnR.

Best selling debut album of all time.

Explains a lot.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 01, 2024 04:35 PM (JkCto)

361 Like I have been commenting for two weeks. The Dems have been playing make believe again. Kamala Harris IS NOT officially the Democrat nominee for the 2024 Presidential election!!! I think there is a real chance Harris will not garner enough votes to qualify. This will give Dems more latitude to install an unelected candidate:

The Democratic National Convention (DNC) began its virtual roll call on Thursday to officially nominate Vice President Kamala Harris, preempting its convention later in August.

https://tinyurl.com/mt5nj2sf

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 01, 2024 04:41 PM (BFOh4)

362 Ironic, that the Israelis make the best "dutch ovens"!

Posted by: catman at August 01, 2024 04:45 PM (4HMlb)

363 183 My dad loved playing that (well, any Jethro Tull) when we would gather around the computer and watch him play DOOM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 01, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

Your Dad had good taste in music.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2024 03:56 PM (eDfFs)

Since when has Jethro Tull been considered “music”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2024 05:26 PM (ynfRM)

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