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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/31/24)
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope" - Unknown
It is all about choices, she chose organization over placement. Genius Award Winner.
If you would prefer the police not find your bag of drugs, perhaps consider placing the illegal narcotics into something other than a container marked “Bag of Drugs.” Cops report that Lauren Riley was a passenger in a car pulled over Saturday morning after the driver was spotted without a seatbelt. During the traffic stop, officers noticed Riley, 41, moving items around on the vehicle’s floorboard. When police peered into the auto, they allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia, which prompted a probable cause examination of the vehicle and its contents. The resulting search, cops report, turned up a bag inside Riley’s purse labeled “Bag of Drugs.”
Tonight's ONT has been brought by Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg's Favorite Bumper Sticker. (Special Mystery Click)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)~Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 31, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (8sNBp)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (8sNBp)
With plenty of time to spare. A second on an early ONT is a nice accomplishment. It will look good on your permanent record.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at July 31, 2024 09:59 PM (55boN)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 09:59 PM (8sNBp)
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #31 at July 31, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:00 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: zogger at July 31, 2024 10:00 PM (HGKOZ)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
***SNORT***
Almost Abba worthy......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (9piOL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (DTX3h)
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope" - Unknown
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You're not the one who ends up with the hook in his mouth.
Posted by: The Fish at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: zogger at July 31, 2024 10:00 PM (HGKOZ)
No license and you're a poacher..
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper
Let the food wars begin.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (vJiyU)
As long as my glasses don't get broke, I really don't care if you have one or not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (W/lyH)
Sometimes the catching is a little off.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)
The idea of going to a nude beach with my mother is truly horrifying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 09:57 PM (S6gqv)
You have no idea how tough I am.
Imagine your mother saying to you, "There are so many different kinds of penises! And some of them even have jewelry on them! I only ever saw your father's."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
You're such a tease...
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (xJEPL)
Oh yeah? Well don't get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (8sNBp)
Sometimes the catching is a little off.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)
Amen Brother Rat, amen!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2024 10:04 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:04 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:03
I feel like I should send this to my children when they say they are traumatized by me! 😂
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)
Imagine your mother saying to you, "There are so many different kinds of penises! And some of them even have jewelry on them! I only ever saw your father's."
Posted by: Miley
The lovely Mrs. asked me a question about penises not long ago. I told her, "How should I know? You've seen more of them than I have!"
She just recently started talking to me again.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (6WCwE)
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope" - Unknown
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Beg to differ.
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (3Sugj)
Pointing at her face, she screams 'say it to my face!'
Well, my hearing isn't all that great these days. Too many pew pew and electric guitars.
Could have sworn she said something else.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)
I dated a Lana once...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
You're such a tease...
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:03 PM (xJEPL)
Perhaps
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
As long as my glasses don't get broke, I really don't care if you have one or not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
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Your beer or your whisky glasses?
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #61 at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)
If mom has only seen dad's, how did she come by this information?
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)
There are a million stories in the naked city.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (8sNBp)
“Imagine your mother saying to you, "There are so many different kinds of penises! And some of them even have jewelry on them! I only ever saw your father's.”
I realize that I like being a prude. I have been quite happy spending my life as a prude.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (DTX3h)
Now there's a story idea. A cruise ship caught at sea when the nukes go off. The frantic race to outrun the fallout clouds, then 5000 people, with only their wits and experience as assets, land on a hostile shore.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (sjGsU)
Great photo up top. Hope you are going fishing soon.
"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope."
From my observations, it's more like the pursuit of what is elusive, and a perpetual series of occasions for despair. Yet, the fisherman persist...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (SLuDf)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
***SNORT***
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
At the naked beach, of course. See end of previous thread.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:08 PM (w6EFb)
That's why I spend time and money at Bob's Country Bunker, off the main road a bit.
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual optimism at July 31, 2024 10:08 PM (1CnH+)
I saw clips of the Trump rally in PA. Guy is still funny after almost being unalived two weeks ago. Hammering away at Kamala’s phoniness
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2024 10:08 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (9ByqA)
Posted by: John the Fisherman at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (8sMut)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)
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Annnd here we go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:08 PM (w6EFb)
I'm always late!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (SLuDf)
I will agree with that as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
That's why I spend time and money at Bob's Country Bunker, off the main road a bit.
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual optimism
They've got both kinds!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (NMT5x)
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman”
Posted by: John the Fisherman at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual regrets at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
Not the buffoon from MN.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
That ship has sailed for me. So much TMI...
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Jmel at July 31, 2024 10:08 PM (bVhJi)
He said that she's not Black, she's Indian, trying to pass a Black. That's so dishonest.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
Sooner or later, she's going to have to ask me.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (sjGsU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (sjGsU)
"Cruise to the End of the World."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (w6EFb)
Once.
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual regrets at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
/nods knowingly
That's the forbidden dance...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (xaFKb)
Anyone form an opinion about the NABJ appearance today? As always, it appears one's assessment depends on one's opinion going in, and it's either he destroyed or he WAS destroyed. Ugh, headache. I want some great news for once.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (wjjYr)
Now there's a story idea. A cruise ship caught at sea when the nukes go off. The frantic race to outrun the fallout clouds, then 5000 people, with only their wits and experience as assets, land on a hostile shore.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (sjGsU)
I have thought of something similar, only with commercial aircraft.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ask Miklos about poor translation of subtitled movies in Hungatian at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (1CnH+)
Great seafood place down on the Tacoma waterfront. The chef there uses a long fork to deep fry the fish.
He claims "These are the tines that fry men's soles!"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (sjGsU)
"Cruise to the End of the World."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (w6EFb)
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Lord of the Flies II: Love Boat Bugaloo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
and they've all been published in Penthouse Letters
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (9ByqA)
Do you have a way to keep cool? Basement? Bucket of ice in front of a fan? Portable A/C?
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Is that who it will be?
She could have had Tank Abrams. I hear she's available.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (xJEPL)
It was she who gave John Belushi his hot shot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems
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What's a hot shot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (wjjYr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual regrets at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
/nods knowingly
That's the forbidden dance...
Posted by: Romeo13
In Spanish, I did it 11 times
Posted by: Miklos of Infinite Shame at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (SLuDf)
I will agree with that as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
But every once in a great while, the stars align and you hook and land a magnificent fish!
Suddenly, all those failures just fade away like tears in the rain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM
Don't be fooled, Pete. She just wants that bumper sticker.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: zogger at July 31, 2024 10:00 PM (HGKOZ)
No license and you're a poacher..
Posted by: RickZ
And if you use dynamite you catch game wardens....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (L/fGl)
Sundown is about her too.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: The ads write themselves at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (4Med0)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
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Has she considered posting handwritten signs at freeway off-ramps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: TRex at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Carnival, Indeed at July 31, 2024 10:14 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (wjjYr)
I watched a chunk of it. IMO he did quite well…. Very hostile questions from the panel (in particular the ABC lady)…. He snapped right back and seemed to have the crowd on his side. His sense of humor really helps; he used it
I’d guess anyone who hated him before still does, but they weren’t voting for him under any circumstance anyway
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Ben Had
The Beast with Two Backs
Posted by: Miklos refers to Rabelais (French means classy, rite?) at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: The Fish at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (3Sugj)
I’m not a fish, I am a man!
Posted by: Megadeth at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (FCbAQ)
I don't think mine has. Who wants to hear about a naked 69-year-old woman chasing a seagull?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I give the man all the props in the world for attending.
That he didn't pander, gave as good as he got, and called b.s. on the abc reporter...
He is a fighter!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
What's a hot shot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (wjjYr)
Belushi found out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Trump is shrewd as hell to get people talking about her BS mask wearing
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)
The first time I saw jewelry on a penis I thought how odd it was. Then when I was told it was piercings I couldn't believe a man would do thst. Doesn't it...interfere with things?
Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (rwiQP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:12 PM (wjjYr)
It's only 147 days to Christmas.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)
On the Beach. Novel from 1957. Not a cruise ship, but same idea. Several iterations since.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (9ByqA)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
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Has she considered posting handwritten signs at freeway off-ramps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at
I'm waiting for her to pull a Biden and claim that Donald Trump is her VP pick.
The exploding heads would be worth it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
I dated a Lana once...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
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I liked Lana from Three's Company.
(The actress died in 2017)
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #62 at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Just Why? at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (MdjE1)
Posted by: Miklos (AKA "the Professor") at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
$20 same as in town
or in this case a lethal dose of smack
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Miley
She wanted to put it on his bill.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)
What's a hot shot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:13 PM (wjjYr)
The bottom line can't touch you
Cause you're above the rest
But your little friend's the enemy
And the bottom line is death
You lived a life of excess
GODDAMN shame it's such a waste
Just one too many cookies
From the batch no one should taste
Yet his memory stills stays with us
Cause watching him was fun
Too bad things weren't different
- N.F.L.
Who knows what he'd have done
Posted by: Anthrax at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Technically, a hot shot is when you intentionally give someone a drug overdose to kill them. I don't think she intended to kill so I guess it was more a luke warm shot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pfft.
I did the Lambada once.
Once.
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual regrets at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
***
Pfftt.
And that backwards is Adabmal.
Hmmmm...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
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Sooner or later, she's going to have to ask me.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (sjGsU)
Harris-Buttigieg.
The Beejer ticket.
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
It helps explain the curious half inch holes in the ground.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (Z8Yh2)
“Imagine your mother saying to you, "There are so many different kinds of penises! And some of them even have jewelry on them! I only ever saw your father's.”
I realize that I like being a prude. I have been quite happy spending my life as a prude.
Posted by: Tom Servo
LOL! Me too! There is freedom in being a prude!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
IMHO, there's no rationale that justifies having to pay a fee to the gub'mint to toss a fishing line into the water.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Are you new here?
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)
Why?
Posted by: Just Why? at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (QPCEj)
Because people are stupid perverts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Please, elaborate...
Posted by: Olympics Openimg Ceremony at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (8sNBp)
Belushi found out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
NFL! Nice Fuckin Life!
Posted by: Anthrax at July 31, 2024 10:20 PM (8sMut)
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Some designs should not be tinkered with.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:20 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (9ByqA)
Thank you for WONT Mis Hum.
Back to lurking.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (L/fGl)
She did three years for it and got deported to Canada.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (xcIvR)
Now there's a story idea. A cruise ship caught at sea when the nukes go off. The frantic race to outrun the fallout clouds, then 5000 people, with only their wits and experience as assets, land on a hostile shore.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
"Cruise to the End of the World."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
On the Beach
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Megthered
Unpierced
Untattood
Unvaxxed
Unmanbunned by what has been
Hello ladies
Posted by: Miklos says Hi at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2024 10:17 PM (MdjE1)
Yes, that’s Doctor Proctor’s standard treatment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
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I thought she'd found some non-practicing token Jew.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Will someone explain the gunshot 10 seconds after all the shooting? at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (E9ZCZ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
And the next thing you know, you're reading about a guy who stuffed an eel up his ass, with a lemon chaser.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Are you new here?
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)
***SNORT***
OK that's funny and worth an Abba song next month.
Sometime.
Sooner or later.
Probably later but possibly sooner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (JRP2U)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
CNN and DU say her popularity is surging, though!
Who to believe, who to believe ...
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (FjtTl)
Best to her and hubs and baby....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2024 10:21 PM (FCbAQ
Get your own material.
(That loser Brett Favre. Wasted draft pick.)
Posted by: Jerry Glanville at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
---
Four parallel stories, each starting the same but with different cruise lines and the demographics.
I don't remember the company but there's some cruise line that's the Spirit Airlines of the sea. That would be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Will someone explain the gunshot 10 seconds after all the shooting? at July 31, 2024 10:24 PM (E9ZCZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
better option
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-EZe81QBs
Posted by: Miklos says pre -Ska rocks at July 31, 2024 10:24 PM (1CnH+)
OK that's funny and worth an Abba song next month.
Sometime.
Sooner or later.
Probably later but possibly sooner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
And now I am that 69-year-old-woman, sans beach, sans gull.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:24 PM (w6EFb)
After a few hours of this, I just let the boat drift with the current. We swayed over the center of the lake for maybe 20 minutes before Little's pole went live. Sure enough, after a brief fight, he brought in a 19" rainbow. Biggest fish I ever saw come out of that lake.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 31, 2024 10:24 PM (t7Bqe)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:11 PM (sjGsU)
Harris-Buttigieg.
The Beejer ticket.
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 10:19 PM (gKDq2)
The Hips and Lips ticket.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Jerry Glanville at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
One of those two is in the Hall of Fame.
The other is a footnote on a stadium in Georgia
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (9ByqA)
Imagine your mother saying to you, "There are so many different kinds of penises! And some of them even have jewelry on them! I only ever saw your father's."
Posted by: Miley
The lovely Mrs. asked me a question about penises not long ago. I told her, "How should I know? You've seen more of them than I have!"
She just recently started talking to me again.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (6WCwE)
Dude!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (& two of his Gitmo "Coppertone Tan" buddies) have agreed to plead guilty as charged to umpty-ump thousand murder charges, & accept life sentences in order to avoid the death penalty.
"Hannibal ad portas!"
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: tankdemon
Weak.
Posted by: a bag labeled "Epstein's Client List" at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)
Probably later but possibly sooner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Tease.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (xJEPL)
Some of my best fishing has been almost accidental. Just drifting along and not trying too hard.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (NMT5x)
I don't remember the company but there's some cruise line that's the Spirit Airlines of the sea. That would be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Will someone explain the gunshot 10 seconds after all the shooting? at July 31, 2024 10:24 PM (E9ZCZ)
Something along the lines of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:23 PM (aPY1X)
I don't see any Abba clicks tonight. So this particular ONT is Abba free.
Next month? Perhaps one night or two.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Complaints? Contact Ace. Not responsible for well done steaks. Any other problems please contact Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, S. C.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (p4NUW)
Uh...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:05 PM (6WCwE)
You're lucky to be alive.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:28 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2024 10:02 PM (DTX3h)
Now there's a story idea. A cruise ship caught at sea when the nukes go off. The frantic race to outrun the fallout clouds, then 5000 people, with only their wits and experience as assets, land on a hostile shore.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM (sjGsU)
See Stanley Kramer's 'On The Beach' 1959 - not exactly your theme but close. Don't watch if depressed. It's not a comedy.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:28 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Wenda at July 31, 2024 10:28 PM (9us4a)
I asked some actual French people how to pronounce "Favre".
They were at a loss.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at July 31, 2024 10:28 PM (1CnH+)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
They know the worst-case scenario for them is Kammie somehow winning. Kammie would treat her VP like a piece of dog sh!t.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 10:29 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31,
This story is honestly the funniest thing. I am still giggling.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:29 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Wenda
Do you have a Prince Albert in a can?
"YES! Yes, I do!!"
-- Buttigig
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:29 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at July 31, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
"that's comedy gold, Jerry..."
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:30 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Diogenes
Pfft.
I did the Lambada once.
Once.
Posted by: Miklos has perpetual regrets at July 31, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
I went to Atlanta once....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:31 PM (QGaXH)
But I can’t help but notice the non-stop propaganda and gaslighting by the media over the last 10 days or so… they’re going for it with her. I don’t like facing this reality but I have to: the race has been reset. After Biden’s debate disaster and Trump cheating death with a pumping fist, that race was over. Biden was dead man walking and certain to lose. Now? The result is not so certain anymore…. We can point out all day long how bad she is (and is she) but it doesn’t matter…. The Dems have a chance with her now and it’s making me nervous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2024 10:31 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Miklos does satsang (don't look that up, odd and pointless) at July 31, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)
'On The Beach' and 'The Road'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (sAmhv)
Uh...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
I burned 1900 active calories today. I want flipping ice cream! But I guess I will eat the fruit popsicle.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
---------------
There are Nancy Pelosi jokes just crying to be made in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: ALH
Thank you.
Some larger, some smaller.
Posted by: Miklos does satsang (don't look that up, odd and pointless) at July 31, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)
Call us.
Posted by: PronHub at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (0eaVi)
Maybe he was just looking out for your health :-)
When my wife (now ex) was pregnant, she used to get heartburn so she would eat ice cream. At that time we worked together so we rode together. And on the drive home we passed a Dairy Queen every day. So that was fast becoming an every day thing. She was worried about gaining weight so she told me not to let her eat too much ice cream. Well, I did what I was told.
Lo and behold years later, that somehow turned into 'I was so mean because I didn't let her eat ice cream' lol!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (NMT5x)
Uh...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:27 PM (aPY1X)
I burned 1900 active calories today. I want flipping ice cream! But I guess I will eat the fruit popsicle.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (p4NUW)
Yeah, that Uh was for J. He's treading on thin ice
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:32 PM (aPY1X)
@VivekGRamaswamy
The hard truth is we need a massive reset right now. The criticism that Kamala mounted a coup on Biden isn’t landing, neither is the claim that she covered up Biden’s cognitive decline. None of that matters to voters now. We need to offer our vision for the future of America, it’s the only way we’re going to win this election.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7)
The Beejer ticket.
Posted by: RickZ
The Hips and Lips ticket.
Posted by: Diogenes
The No Holes Barred ticket.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
I watched a chunk of it. IMO he did quite well…. Very hostile questions from the panel (in particular the ABC lady)…. He snapped right back and seemed to have the crowd on his side. His sense of humor really helps; he used it
I’d guess anyone who hated him before still does, but they weren’t voting for him under any circumstance anyway
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
================
Wellll, okay. I've got to stay away from Mark Halperin and Powerline for a while. I'm afraid ace is gonna ream Trump tomorrow, though.
And that's interesting about the hot shot. For some reason I thought Belushi spent that night alone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 10:34 PM (wjjYr)
@VivekGRamaswamy
The hard truth is we need a massive reset right now. The criticism that Kamala mounted a coup on Biden isn’t landing, neither is the claim that she covered up Biden’s cognitive decline. None of that matters to voters now. We need to offer our vision for the future of America, it’s the only way we’re going to win this election.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7
This guy should have been the VP pick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:34 PM (aPY1X)
Yeah, that Uh was for J. He's treading on thin ice
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024
I told him he should watch it, there are plenty of people who would trade places with him. He ask for phone numbers. 😂🤣😂
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (p4NUW)
On the Beach. Novel from 1957. Not a cruise ship, but same idea. Several iterations since.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (MZ+PY)
Another fine mind among us...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31,
When I was a kid, we would feed Alkaseltszers to seagulls.
Posted by: Miklos is probably a Bad Person at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31,
Also being a 69-year-old woman, I can relate!
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at July 31, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life.
Take away a mans right to fish and you'll have to give him a fish every day.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:35 PM (xcIvR)
179 Hi Miklos. How is every little thing?
Posted by: ALH
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:36 PM (S6gqv)
But I forgot what door I came through
And I know the lift can be painfully slow
So I think I’ll leave by the window…
Posted by: Porcupine Tree at July 31, 2024 10:36 PM (8sMut)
Just inside the door as you walked in, there was long glass enclosed counter where you could buy ICE CREAM but mostly of the standard offerings unlike 31 Flavors.
Chocolate...Vanilla...Strawberry in pre-fab cones that could hold 5 cents for a single scoop and 10 cents for a double.
Yep.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:36 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2024 10:37 PM (MdjE1)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI)
Yep.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:36 PM (TDvv2)
Only place I've ever seen that had cylindrical ice cream.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 10:38 PM (0eaVi)
Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@BillboardChris
BREAKING: Swiss parents who had their child taken from them by authorities for refusing to give her puberty blockers have lost their court case.
Under threat of criminal charges, they are now forced to hand over documents for her legal ‘sex change.’
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 10:38 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 31, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI)
You can't get pregnant at all, you stumblefuck.
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 10:38 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tom Lehrer at July 31, 2024 10:39 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper
That's quite commendable. When I burn 600 calories exercising, it makes me 800 calories hungrier. A Catch-22.
Posted by: Caught In A Trap at July 31, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (9ByqA)
There's a picture showing baby bulge about 15 or 20 minutes into the show - you're right re pool noodle...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:39 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice
Geez, I read that as backhoe....cripes.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Thanks, but I prefer-
https://tinyurl.com/2nth3tmn
Posted by: Miklos likes musics better than maths at July 31, 2024 10:40 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 10:40 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 10:38 PM (gKDq2)
You will be arrested for that.
Posted by: The Party at July 31, 2024 10:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at July 31, 2024 10:41 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 10:42 PM (S6gqv)
"YES! Yes, I do!!"
-- Buttigig
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:29 PM (6WCwE)
Did you do Prince Albert in the can?
YES! Yes i did!
--Buttigig
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
Any band that sells a million is crap.
Unless they have standup bass.
(Also, Miklos and the Exceptions would be a decent band name)
Posted by: Miklos knows that Rules re defined by the Exceptions at July 31, 2024 10:43 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Wenda
Punch a second hole into your urethra from the bottom and wear a ring through the (now two) holes.
I don't know how you could aim that. So a lifetime of sitzpinkling? Seems unmasculine.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
Post3d by: Caught In A Trap at July 31, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)
Not…a CATCH THIRTY-THR33?.?
Posted by: M3shuggah at July 31, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Archer
A four banger without a spark plug - or is it just one?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:44 PM (NMT5x)
Remember the Siberian Customer Service Rep "Peggy"?
Remember the Wendy's commercial for the Russian Beauty Pageant?
Script an entire social system and ships' crew thus, aboard a Russian Cruise Ship based out of Vladivostok Harbor.
Helga, the Ship's former Bulgarian Weight Lifting Champion, will be your hostess!
*pours bourbon*
ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2024 10:44 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Judge Elihu Smailes, about to some Justice at July 31, 2024 10:44 PM (1CnH+)
@VivekGRamaswamy
The hard truth is we need a massive reset right now. The criticism that Kamala mounted a coup on Biden isn’t landing, neither is the claim that she covered up Biden’s cognitive decline. None of that matters to voters now. We need to offer our vision for the future of America, it’s the only way we’re going to win this election.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 10:33 PM (TGPs7
This guy should have been the VP pick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2024 10:34 PM (aPY1X)
* * * *
I think Vivek can better serve his country by being in charge of hacking the Fed Gov down to size, shrinking the size of the Fed workforce ("work" is a euphemism for far too many of those employees), and cutting the Fed assets down to more reasonable levels. If he is outside the inner ring, so to speak, Vivek will see and hear that which he needs to see and hear to do his job effectively.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2024 10:45 PM (SLuDf)
And that's interesting about the hot shot. For some reason I thought Belushi spent that night alone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July
I don’t think it was his best moment. It was pretty funny, but I would have tailored the messages a little differently.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:45 PM (p4NUW)
Under threat of criminal charges, they are now forced to hand over documents for her legal ‘sex change.’
Posted by: Mister Ghost
If that is the case, might as well make the jail sentence worthwhile - IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:46 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Wenda
Punch a second hole into your urethra from the bottom and wear a ring through the (now two) holes.
I don't know how you could aim that. So a lifetime of sitzpinkling? Seems unmasculine.
Posted by: mikeski
She thought you couldn't hit the bowl before!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (NMT5x)
But I forgot what door I came through
And I know the lift can be painfully slow
So I think I’ll leave by the window…
Posted by: Porcupine Tree
Blank face in the windowpane
Made clear in seconds of light
Disappears and returns again
Counting hours, searching the night
Posted by: Opeth at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (DgGvY)
That is a whole new level of humiliation.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL
Well, the Seattle NBC affiliate just ran a story about how Trump was hostile and booed by the black journalists he was invited to speak with.
Then a glowing report on Kammy's PACKED auditorium rally and how the polls on AZ have her up by 10.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (yL9c3)
https://tinyurl.com/bdzmdeeu
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (XbgwT)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
CHAINSAWS4VIVEK
Posted by: Miklos Milei at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (1CnH+)
Yep.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:36 PM (TDvv2)
The marks from that set up are still visible on the floor of the 99cent and up store that uses the space now.
We bought everything a that store.
Water balloons, toy guns, models, everything.
And we got cheap ice cream out the door.
Some things should have never changed.
That place was a cornerstone of the community.
I want to say it was a Sprouce Rietz or something like that.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (xcIvR)
Interesting fact for TCM....John Larroquette was the narrator!
Posted by: Stateless at July 31, 2024 10:48 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (8cPKb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31
Everyone started leaving after Megan Thee Stallion left the stage. But yeah, we need to our mojo back. Wishing Biden out of this race was the mistake many of us thought it would be. Hopefully we do reset, and we start getting her speaking more publicly.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (p4NUW)
Then a glowing report on Kammy's PACKED auditorium rally and how the polls on AZ have her up by 10.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (yL9c3)
And yet she can't find a vp. Things aren't adding up.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (xJEPL)
>>This guy should have been the VP pick.
Technically, Kamala isn't even the candidate at this point.
And she may not be.
You got to hand it to the Donks, they are slippier than greased eels.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Stateless
That reminds me - Zombie Markie Post, hubba hubba.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Stateless at July 31, 2024 10:48 PM (jvJvP)
That sounds like his dream job. We'll, either thst or loofah.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (8sNBp)
Then 2 years ago Rite Aid went bankrupt and closed many stores.
There are still some Thrifty Ice Cream counters, who sold single cones for 5c until 1975, and only went to 25c until like 1996.
Heaven. Now I have to find one.
Posted by: scottst at July 31, 2024 10:50 PM (OkiN5)
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
You can aim yours?
Mine is like one of those balloon men you see at car dealerships.
Posted by: Piss Everywhere, As Far As The Eye Can See at July 31, 2024 10:50 PM (QPCEj)
LeBron James, Steph Curry, & Kevin Durant vs. a bunch of dudes from South Sudan.
Two observations:
1) This was the SECOND time poor South Sudan had caught the NBA All Stars. No idea why. USA didn't look to my untrained eye as if they were exactly going balls to the walls. They won by a luckluster 15-20 points or so. The South Sudan coach said Team USA had "treated South Sudan with respect."
2) I did not know South Sudan was a nation, so I poked around on Google. It's everything you would expect it to be, apparently.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 31, 2024 10:51 PM (VLqFi)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:51 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miklos Milei at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (1CnH+)
* * * *
Great idea! Love it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 31, 2024 10:52 PM (SLuDf)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2024 10:52 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Yeah, that video was out there.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:52 PM (6WCwE)
My L.A. born wife has memories of their dad walking her and her brother and sister to the corner Thrifty's for ice cream on weekends....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 31, 2024 10:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (xcIvR)
Maybe a Shopko.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 10:53 PM (0eaVi)
Mine is like one of those balloon men you see at car dealerships.
Posted by: Piss Everywhere, As Far As The Eye Can See
And hot dogs for the kids!
Posted by: TranniCars by Sam Brinton at July 31, 2024 10:53 PM (1CnH+)
Many has been the time that a depressed and despairing Werner has turned to the light-hearted lyrics of Lightfoot. A memory, if you will indulge me. In the not-so-distant past, I was chastising James Cameron for having cast a dwarf as the male lead of Titanic and in the midst of the pepper spray and the cattle prods, querying if he felt himself the king of the world at present, the maritime-themed occasion of his degradation gave me an idea.
With a clarity that no Democratic politician could ever muster, I remembered the feel-good optimism of Lightfoot's Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. This, thought I, merited a film. Leaving Cameron in his abject repentance, I departed. I only remembered later that I had forgot to release Leonardo di Caprio from his pet carrier, but Art called. Werner must follow this up with another comment.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at July 31, 2024 10:55 PM (tmPIh)
Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
The hard truth is we need a massive reset right now.
Oh goodie, the WEF Great Reset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tonypete
Gghrrrrr! Underrated and overdressed. I think of how her career path could have been so much different if I was her agent.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:55 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Whew.
Good thing I splurged on two gallons of milk on Monday.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 10:56 PM (cOq4q)
I burned maybe 100, at best. I tried.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 31, 2024
It was not a normal day, 1 teacher on vacation, 1 on maternity leave. I taught all day long. Tomorrow is going to be the same, except I won’t be teaching weights, cardio, toning and core strength. That was a beast. I just have 1 weight class and 4 toning.
It starts at 6a so I am off to bed. Night, y’all.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:56 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
CHAINSAWS4VIVEK
Posted by: Miklos Milei
Vivek's Wrecking Ball Service.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
The old host was basically WTF is aerobics? This must have been before ONJ's movie came out.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:59 PM (NMT5x)
Oh goodie, the WEF Great Reset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Older desktop style computers had a "reset" button on the back.
Among my Slovak computer guy friends it meant (pronounced "resset") what happens after a blackout drunk.
Posted by: Miklos, ressetting at July 31, 2024 10:59 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
Here's a lin (because we all know you want one):
http://tiny.cc/cy8czz
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2024 10:59 PM (8sNBp)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Whew.
Good thing I splurged on two gallons of milk on Monday.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I have barely three days of half and half left. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 10:59 PM (ZbASP)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 10:51 PM (TDvv2)
TXMOMEET is about 90 something days off, ain't it?
*grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2024 10:59 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may
To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
-Robert Herrick
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at July 31, 2024 11:02 PM (1CnH+)
2) I did not know South Sudan was a nation, so I poked around on Google. It's everything you would expect it to be, apparently.
I knew South Sudan was a country but I never thought it would have an Olympic Committee.
I have a very simple rule: the men’s basketball team is there for a formality. The gold medal in basketball is the property of the United States of America. If it is lost, citizenship must be stripped from everyone involved and none involved with the team should be allowed to see America again much less enter the country.
(This does not apply to the real winners of the gold medal in men’s basketball in München 1972. Because THEY GOT SCREWED.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2024 11:02 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (xcIvR)
Maybe a Shopko.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 10:53 PM (0eaVi)
Sprouce Rietz (sp) is what it was called. We may have had a low budget local copy cat start up store.
I think it eventually became a Thrifty.
That was 1977, I've slept a few times since then.
Over by Straw Hat Pizza. In the corner.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 11:03 PM (xcIvR)
-Robert Herrick
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at July 31, 2024 11:02 PM (1CnH+)
Seize the day! Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.
Posted by: Mr. Keating at July 31, 2024 11:03 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 31, 2024 11:03 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~
Posted by: IrishEi at July 31, 2024 11:05 PM (3ImbR)
Italy's gymnast, Giorgia Villa, silver medal winner at the Paris Olympics, is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano. There are a number of pics out there with her doing splits onto the tops of monster wheels of cheese.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 11:05 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Yeah, that video was out there.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:52 PM (6WCwE)
Like “Future Shock”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (8sMut)
Far more deaths than in Gaza, amusingly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (S6gqv)
-
Our president was shot in the head and it disappeared from the news in a week, along with the same people who tried to kill him stonewalling Congress regarding simple questions about the day. No information about calibers, rounds fired, placement, etc. Nothing.
The man who has been saying "They're after you, I'm just in the way" was shot in the head by the people who have pursued him relentlessly for almost ten years and the snakes he's been warning America about.
People noticed. Even LIVs noticed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Will someone explain the gunshot 10 seconds after all the shooting? at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (E9ZCZ)
In my oral report - one policewoman objected to my description of a “homeless” man as drug addled “hobo.” I didn’t appreciate that abridgment of my right to free speech and made it known. (The hobo didn’t attack me / it’s complicated)
The two other cops were professional to the core.
Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (tGUk4)
Oh goodie, the WEF Great Reset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Older desktop style computers had a "reset" button on the back.
Among my Slovak computer guy friends it meant (pronounced "resset") what happens after a blackout drunk.
Posted by: Miklos, ressetting
I remember the reset and turbo buttons on the front, and the power switch, a real switch, in the back.
Of course, I also remember the IBM PS/2 computers with the Big Red Switch in the front.
For some reason, I seem to remember that, on mainframes, the big red switch would actually sever the power line. I could be very wrong about that, though.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld)
Lucky you! We drove down there in March. Beautiful place.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)
And while ye may, go marry;
For having lost but once your prime,
You may forever tarry.
Posted by: Miklos mercilessly taunts the unmaried female Dem-o-Graphic cat ladies at July 31, 2024 11:08 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Horta at July 31, 2024 11:08 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Where is the Big Red Switch for the Federal Government, I wonder?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 11:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: South Sudan at July 31, 2024 11:09 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 11:10 PM (NMT5x)
Kamala can't find anyone of prominence on the D side to run with her. All the money is telling them to lay low. The media is trying like holy hell to hide what she has or has not done in the past as it relates to energy, the border, and guns. They are terrified of the border and DEI. Trump went in and called them on it today. Which will force the Ds to keep talking about a topic they don't want to speak about. Or they will have to shut up about it
Their polling is D+10. Up 11 in Michigan and tied in Wisconsin? C'mon. The D's were relieved to get rid of Biden, so they got a bit of juice, like we didn't expect that, and you didn't expect the polling to get amazingly better to try and support the narrative.
A fair number of their own side think she is going to lose badly.
Give it break. Nobody wants to hear or see her, and her handlers want it to stay that way. She's a terrible candidate, and always has been. Can we blow it - sure we can. Is she in a tough spot, absolutely.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 31, 2024 11:11 PM (9j0Kf)
Were you on a tour of the White House?
Posted by: Aviator at July 31, 2024 11:12 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: How Miklos got Stella's Mojo back at July 31, 2024 11:13 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Black JEM at July 31, 2024 11:11 PM (9j0Kf)
Thank you for saying this. I concur.
Posted by: ALH at July 31, 2024 11:13 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2024 11:13 PM (enWPN)
The Hips and Lips ticket.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
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or The Puckered Lips Ticket regardless of which end you start.
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #63 at July 31, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
True story...in my teens, I used to go down to the original "Guitar Center" on Sunset Blvd because I had yet to purchase my 1st guitar but you could walk into one of the "Rooms" that housed either electric or acoustic guitars "which were sound proof'd by the way and pull any number of guitar's from their holding clips off of the wall, sit on a comfy stool , and try them out. One Sunday, while in the acoustic room, this Black dude just strode on in, the salespeople barely looked up from their papers. He began to assemble various keyboards and a Moog synth and stacked them one on top other other and began this absolutely Funky Jam for the next hour or so.
The salespeople just started nodding their heads to the beat and reading their papers I was like WTH???
Herbie Hancock
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2024 11:14 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:46 PM (6WCwE)
Grab the kid, and flee to Hungary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2024 11:15 PM (KPk14)
I learned that South Sudan has had a handful of NBA players within living memory. Manute Bol, a few others.
I still derive amusement from the fact that about 10% of NFL players were either born in Samoa, or are of Samoan ancestry. A lot of them attended BYU.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
At least you didn't get shot in the face and no acorns fell.
Posted by: I'd say that's a win at July 31, 2024 11:18 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would help
(segittenne, in Old Country parlance)
Posted by: Miklos, mere Moron Magyar at July 31, 2024 11:19 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
Mormoans
Posted by: should be a thing if it isn't already at July 31, 2024 11:19 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: South Sudan at July 31, 2024 11:09 PM (mH6SG)
In case anyone is wondering, there is no nation named North Sudan. There are only Sudan and South Sudan. Odd but not unique. There is no nation named North Africa. And no state named East Virginia.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 11:20 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 11:03 PM (xcIvR)
Last time I had Straw Hat was in Stateline at Harvey's so many years ago....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 11:20 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Beedee beedee.
Posted by: Twikki Buck Rogers at July 31, 2024 11:21 PM (enWPN)
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:21 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: South Sudan
Bitch all you want, bitches
We doin' it REAL
Posted by: The Hottentots at July 31, 2024 11:23 PM (1CnH+)
In case anyone is wondering, there is no nation named North Sudan. There are only Sudan and South Sudan. Odd but not unique. There is no nation named North Africa. And no state named East Virginia.
Posted by: Gref
I'm surprised South Africa hasn't changed their name to something that sounds more "African."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
It was a Sunday punch.
Funny because just down the street are 7 cork oak trees and they literally drop tons of acorns. hah.
Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2024 11:23 PM (AI76p)
Casting was a no-brainer. Canada's blushing bride, Ryan Reynolds, and God's lawn gnome Justin Bierber. And Klaus Kinski, as the vessel's soothsayer, the cook. Two things marred and defeated our effort. Klaus could not sing, even with the encouragement of shock collars. And secondly, we could not secure a vessel. Taking a page from Clive Cussler, I sealed Kinski and Bieber within a bathysphere, and lowered them in the depths of Lake Superior. Bring Werner back a ship, I admonished them. This did not succeed. Sadly, a weeping Reynolds brought them up from the abyss.
Casting was a no-brainer - Ryan Reynolds, Canada's blushing bride, and tiny near-human Justin Bieber. And, of course, Klaus Kinski. All was made ready, then the sadness. We had not a ship.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at July 31, 2024 11:24 PM (tmPIh)
a local police officer shot at him. That's what made
him stop at some point, by the way. …
and we had to argue whether or not even shot
in the... and we had to argue whether or not even shot
in the face, because that's that's what that's the point
we've reached at this country, in this country. This is
This is a four and a half minute clip.
I want you to pay close attention because if this
is true, then at some point everyone has to come (13:50):to the conclusion this wasn't an accident. It couldn't have been an accident.
Listen to the Beaver County, which is what Butler is in Pennsylvania. Swat team members.
https://shorturl.at/evqEP
source:
www.iheart. com/ podcast /44- the-michael-berry-show-
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:25 PM (9piOL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 11:29 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Tonypete
I would like Authority Plenipotentiary for guy a bigger than me to whack pee-pees.
Posted by: Order in the Courtroom, here comes the Judge at July 31, 2024 11:29 PM (1CnH+)
Natasha S. Alford
@NatashaSAlford
On a personal note, NABJ has meant a lot to so many of us, so this has been hard to see play out on multiple levels. But I will never forget that Donald Trump insulted and was hostile to a Black female journalist in our own communal space and was unchecked. And the feeling of powerlessness watching it.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 11:33 PM (TGPs7)
I would by drinks and provide BBQ, only of the Finest.
Posted by: Miklos could also get oysters, even now at July 31, 2024 11:33 PM (1CnH+)
I want you to pay close attention because if this
is true, then at some point everyone has to come (13:50):to the conclusion this wasn't an accident. It couldn't have been an accident.
Listen to the Beaver County, which is what Butler is in Pennsylvania. Swat team members.
https://shorturl.at/evqEP
source:
www.iheart. com/ podcast /44- the-michael-berry-show-
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:25 PM (9piOL)
Won't be long until the FBI arrests every LEO in Butler and Beaver Counties for interfering in an FBI investigation. The Junta has to silence them somehow to make the cover-up story in development appear plausible to at least one out of a thousand voters.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 11:33 PM (5fDan)
I just ran into the store for a minute, and when I came out, my Sudan was up on blocks.
or
TPTB are driving the wheels off of that Sudan.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 11:34 PM (NMT5x)
The county DA is a hard man. Assault/grievous bodily harm.
Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2024 11:35 PM (2MZ6q)
I think the authoritarian leader in Burundi (Kagane, IIRC) is pretty impressive. He's the one who ended the civil war in Rwanda, & has kept the peace since then.
Compare with South Sudan: election; decades of civil war; secession; more civil war; 20% of the population has fled the country. Stay tuned for more!
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:36 PM (NLIak)
@NatashaSAlford
On a personal note, NABJ has meant a lot to so many of us, so this has been hard to see play out on multiple levels. But I will never forget that Donald Trump insulted and was hostile to a Black female journalist in our own communal space and was unchecked. And the feeling of powerlessness watching it.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 11:33 PM (TGPs7)
Bitch who hated Trump beforehand still hates him.
Footage at 11.
Posted by: Screw Her at July 31, 2024 11:40 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Which came first the video or the music?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:40 PM (9piOL)
It is a sadness that Trump regards Orban at all.
Sad!
Posted by: Miklos knows Viktor better than most at July 31, 2024 11:40 PM (1CnH+)
I had a homeless guy hanging around the front step, apparently looking for a handout today. I pleasantly suggested he should leave and go seek his luck elsewhere, and he politely agreed. I never know why that works, I guess being kind of big and tall has its advantages.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Gref
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And, of course, Upper Egypt is in the south, and Lower Egypt is in the north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 11:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Gref
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Although, considering the authority of a sheriff he may arrest the FBI.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:44 PM (9piOL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Up is down, and down is up.
Posted by: Pharoah Miklossowassittoya IV at July 31, 2024 11:46 PM (1CnH+)
Footage at 11.
Posted by: Screw Her
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Heard some of that tape. He scored with the audience.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:46 PM (9piOL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 11:47 PM (S6gqv)
(me to panhandler): "You appear to be an able-bodied man. See that Captain D's across the intersection? With a 'Help Wanted' sign? I've heard they pay cash at the end of each shift."
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)
Footage at 11.
Posted by: Screw Her
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Heard some of that tape. He scored with the audience.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 11:46 PM (9piOL)
Kamala should take note. But she won't.
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 11:50 PM (5fDan)
Werner is not a stranger to sci-fi. Once, lovable rom-com director David Lynch pleaded with me to take the directing reins from him for the movie Dune. Alas, the studio execs would not accept my creative vision. Vern, said they (they call me Vern), Kinski has not the gravity to suspend disbelief in the form of a Sand Worm. You have made Klaus cry, I told them. When they would not accept Meryl Streep as his replacement, or Hollywood's throw-pillow Glenn Close, I walked. They see Werner rollin', they hatin'.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at July 31, 2024 11:51 PM (tmPIh)
I think he climbed up on the west side of the building and ran to the east. I still think there was a rifle already on the roof and he does dip down below the roof line which does go along with that thought.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 11:51 PM (fTLeu)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:47 PM (xcIvR)
We had a JJ Newberry's downtown, with the creaky wooden floors and the wide staircase leading to the basement floor. I loved that place.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 11:54 PM (sjGsU)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
I know we had one. I know we went there. I don't remember anything about the place except the sign.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2024 11:56 PM (0eaVi)
(me to panhandler): "You appear to be an able-bodied man. See that Captain D's across the intersection? With a 'Help Wanted' sign? I've heard they pay cash at the end of each shift."
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)
How cruel! He won't be able to fulfill his dream of being a screenwriter or starting a small business if he has to waste time working!
Posted by: N. Pelosi at July 31, 2024 11:56 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Miley
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Newberry's. A store I had forgotten. Nostalgia just kicked in.
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2024 11:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Northwest Sudan at July 31, 2024 11:57 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I respect your opinion, and respectfully disagree.
I have some connections with Orban since the mid-80s. He studied law, me economics.
Orban says things I agree with, as do 90% of Hungarians, and I suspect most Europeans in general.
However-his style is not free market, or freedom oriented. He is the son of a Communist trade union apparatchik, and was head of the Young Socialist (Communist) student group (KISS-ha!).
He and his people have become bizarrely wealthy.
Go figure.
Posted by: Miklos in this case speaks from authority at July 31, 2024 11:59 PM (1CnH+)
https://archive.org/details/youtube-6tReC8aNS0A
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 12:00 AM (dtoMC)
Ding-a-ling bling?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 01, 2024 12:01 AM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
That is the description of the long gone downtown Coast-to-Coast Hardware in my 25,000 population home town.
Posted by: N. Pelosi at August 01, 2024 12:01 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:02 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: N. Pelos
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Don't forget about me.
Posted by: White Elephant at August 01, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
On the way from the Upstate Duchy.
Does that count?
And so, where my money?
Posted by: Miklos like road Trips, and musics at August 01, 2024 12:04 AM (1CnH+)
So, Orban talks free market but is a kleptocrat. Or a variation of it. We definitely need to make sure the man is genuine before getting mired in a nasty cesspool.
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 12:05 AM (k+iGm)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 01, 2024 12:05 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Miklos
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Check with one of the 'lenes. Maybe Charlene. She seems sneaky like that.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)
Did the encouragement of shock collars fail you again, dear Sir?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 01, 2024 12:10 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Gref
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And, of course, Upper Egypt is in the south, and Lower Egypt is in the north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Minnesota's capital of Saint Paul has suburbs of North Saint Paul, South Saint Paul, and West Saint Paul.
South Saint Paul borders Saint Paul, on the south. They got one right!
North Saint Paul does not border Saint Paul. It's northeast of Saint Paul.
West Saint Paul also borders Saint Paul on the south. But it is west of South Saint Paul, at least.
Saint Paul itself has neighborhoods named "North End" in the north, "Greater East Side" in the northeast corner, and "West Side" and "West Seventh," both in the south. There's no Lesser East Side, nor Lesser Anything Else.
Posted by: mikeski knows Minnesotan drinking habits, but come on at August 01, 2024 12:10 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)
No, she is the youngest and very sweet. I even put money into her 529 Kollidge Fund.
Posted by: Miklos trusts until he doesn't at August 01, 2024 12:10 AM (1CnH+)
I would by drinks and provide BBQ, only of the Finest.
Posted by: Miklos could also get oysters, even now
I am flattered, but Zod is Zod Imperial, whereas I am just a sour kraut. You see what I did there, ja? Jokes are hard for the people of the wolf's head nation that is Deutschland (seriously, look at it on a map, you can't unsee it after that) due to the frequent placement of verbs at the end of a sentence. Klaus once said that Krauts speak like Yoda. Nonsense, that is, Werner says. The oysters and the BBQ would be nice though. Sadly, I must go - unless I am mistaken, the sounds I am hearing may indicate that John Malkovich has slipped his bonds in the basement. He must ride the lightning, I think.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 12:10 AM (tmPIh)
However-his style is not free market, or freedom oriented. He is the son of a Communist trade union apparatchik, and was head of the Young Socialist (Communist) student group (KISS-ha!).
He and his people have become bizarrely wealthy.
Go figure.
Posted by: Miklos in this case speaks from authority at July 31, 2024 11:59 PM (1CnH+)
Although I don’t know if I agree, I was impressed by the depth of his thought on the topic. To sum up, he believes Western European culture is finished, and the future politically and economically will be based on Asia, on a Chinese-Indian axis. He believes that the US can save itself from Europes sorry fate, but only if it pulls back and concentrates on North America.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2024 12:13 AM (S6gqv)
https://archive.org/details/youtube-6tReC8aNS0A
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Ace posted the video today.
X video at the top of this post
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=410842
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 01, 2024 12:13 AM (fTLeu)
There are still small general stores like that on the sierra crest. Fort Bidwell general store, but that’s far north tri-corner California. Hwy395 Lee Vining and Bishop, too. Cedarville, Ca.
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 12:14 AM (iyWGx)
Posted by: White Elephant at August 01, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
Or White Front.
Posted by: Allen Ludden and Betty White at August 01, 2024 12:15 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: N. Pelos
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Don't forget about me.
Posted by: White Elephant at August 01, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
I'm so old I remember Woolworth, SS Kresge, Burger Chef, Pizza Inn, Shakeys, New Coke, potato chips fried in Olesa (sp?), Taco-flavored Doritos, and home entertainment centers that were semi-disguised as a table and put against one wall in the 'family room' (NOT the living room!).
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:15 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2024 10:16 PM (rwiQP)
supposedly it makes a guy dribble, so sitting to pee is a thing.
There was a story about they guy with a Prince Albert who got it tangled with a young lady's clitoral hoop piercing, which is a) horrific to contemplate, b) amusing to consider it is possible to screw up inserting tab A in to slot B via fashion, and c) something I never was interested in enough to verify.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2024 12:16 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 12:16 AM (iyWGx)
Posted by: Ripley at August 01, 2024 12:16 AM (PTDkx)
Second night of violence erupts in tinderbox Britain: Over 100 thugs are arrested, police cars are torched and more officers are injured in riots as anger continues to grow following Southport stabbings
https://mol.im/a/13696069
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #64 at August 01, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13694805
Posted by: Ciampino - We are not Drain Bamaged Lefties #65 at August 01, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Did the encouragement of shock collars fail you again, dear Sir?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
I had left my domicile without them, I must confess. Alas, my taser was in my other suit, so I had to set about them with a replica of Rosebud, the sled from the popular children's film Citizen Kane. That I had remembered to bring. They fled, weeping, and I requested that their people call my people. After that our dialogues took place only over the phone. Why that was I cannot say for certain.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 12:19 AM (tmPIh)
https://mol.im/a/13694293
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono disgraziati at August 01, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13695111
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti disgraziati at August 01, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 10:26 PM (p4NUW)
Oh, Honey, that is just a guy's way of saying "we are out of ice cream and I don't want to go to the store"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2024 12:22 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: N. Pelosi at August 01, 2024 12:01 AM (5fDan)
I still use my 1979 Coast to Coast lawnmower.
That was the only place I could get doorhandles that fit my trailer.
Dude that owned it also owned a bunch of rentals and kept all the repair stuff on the shelves. And they sold guns.
Tractor Supply put the final nail in their coffin.
Best hardware section on the planet.
Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2024 12:22 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:15 AM (5fDan)
At least Shakey's and taco flavored Doritos are still around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi)
https://mol.im/a/13694687
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono belli ma fanno troppo rumore at August 01, 2024 12:23 AM (qfLjt)
...............................
FYI. Butler, PA is in Butler County. Beaver County is next county over, to the East.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 12:23 AM (ZVHIX)
How very clever of you to think of keeping the replica secured upon your person. One never knows when one might have need for such a thing!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 01, 2024 12:23 AM (Vvh2V)
Makes perfect sense to Pixy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:23 AM (w6EFb)
When I was a kid, we would feed Alkaseltszers to seagulls.
Posted by: Miklos is probably a Bad Person
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I could have used a trigger warning. Cruelty to animals.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 12:24 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
With lemon chasers.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 01, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Gref
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Shakeys.....Kids, we are going out for pizza. Us kids, instant hyper fit like a young puppy dog.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
Is being repulsive better or worse than being repugnant? Are they upset because he denigrated Kumala?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 01, 2024 12:26 AM (sjGsU)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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And things get a bit different when you go over the hill.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:27 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/2du9e6s3
This should apply to climate shit, abortion, AA stuff, pronouns, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola del fuoco at August 01, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Well.
Viktor has history of bad decision making. several year ago, he placed his bets on Russia. Then China.
Media is very controlled in Hungary, but it turns out Hungary paid well above market prices for Russian oil and gas. I am happy not to live there and pay those bills.
The Will to Power is right there in Orban's Party name-FIDESZ. It is a play on Latin for loyal, but it means as an acronym in Hungarian "Federation of Young Democrats". When Orban founded that party, the rule was that maximum age was 35. Well, times go on, so does Viktor, and that was changed.
Posted by: Miklos informs at August 01, 2024 12:28 AM (1CnH+)
Color or Race of the Father: Jamaican
WTF? Who the hell classifies Jamaican as a color or race.
Good job 1962 Alameda County in California.
Her mother is listed a Caucasian though it's clear from photos she is Indian (dot not feather).
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 01, 2024 12:29 AM (fTLeu)
My parents would order a 36" quartered in 4 kinds of pizza and feed us kids in the hood for a week.
I miss good pizza.
Posted by: Reforger at August 01, 2024 12:29 AM (xcIvR)
Woolworth lunch counters had the world’s greatest chocolate milkshakes when we were kids. Anybody that was fortunate enough to had one will agree.
Posted by: Ripley at August 01, 2024 12:29 AM (PTDkx)
Wednesday night Wednesday night
MisHum's slim ONT lite
heh?
But double hidden clix
Howdy, alla y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not complainin', jus' sayin' at August 01, 2024 12:29 AM (NH5Mt)
Trump has the audience dying in Chicago
"I've known Kamala a long time... She was always of Indian heritage... I didn't know she was Black until a couple of years ago when she happened to turn Black"
https://tinyurl.com/2s3rce9s
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola del fuoco volcanico at August 01, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Makes perfect sense to Pixy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Turn the map upside down, and IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Posted by: Miklos inquires, solves all "issues" at August 01, 2024 12:30 AM (1CnH+)
Is she in a tough spot, absolutely.
Posted by: Black JEM
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I'll keep that in mind. Knowing she might be having headaches as bad as mine helps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 12:32 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Ripley
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Yep. Only had a couple of those shakes. Damned good.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:32 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/2hf8fd2n
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola del fuoco vulcanico at August 01, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ripley at August 01, 2024 12:16 AM (PTDkx)
We saw what will be Kamala's standard campaign act for crowds a day ago in Atlanta. It's going to be little different from a stand-up comedian's act. One-liners about Republicans and Trump being evil rayciss woman-hating idiots. Fake accents. Telling (fake) supposedly-funny stories from her past. (Coconuts falling out of trees!) The goal is to keep the base energized enough for 97 more days to actually cast a vote for Kamala and the down-ballot Dems. The Dems have to get enough real votes to make the steal attempt appear legit.
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:33 AM (5fDan)
@sentdefender
Evan Gershkovich, an American Reporter for the Wall Street Journal who was Arrested in Russia and Charged with Espionage in March of 2023, and then on July 19th was Convicted and Sentenced to 16 Years in a Russian Prison, has reportedly been Released as part of a Massive Prisoner Swap...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2024 12:33 AM (IG4Id)
@GeraldoRivera
If former President Trump hoped today's appearance would broaden his appeal with Black voters, he's mistaken. Trump smeared Rachel Scott, the Black ABC correspondent moderating, calling her "hostile" and "nasty". Her question was aggressive, but insulting her will not help him.
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
BTW Fox’s Harris Faulkner did an admirable job trying to mitigate the damage from the train wreck.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 01, 2024 12:33 AM (TGPs7)
https://mol.im/a/13691479
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni at August 01, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)
The two other cops were professional to the core.
Posted by: 13times at July 31, 2024 11:06 PM (tGUk4)
We don't see hobos 'round these parts. There was one last summer, resting on the corner by the Exxon, but after the second day I never saw him again.
That's the way to run a community. I am blessed to live in this little corner of the world. If it's a local, find them help, otherwise move along.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 01, 2024 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Reforger
I will say again, because it might help.
I have spent an unfortunate amount of time at the local hospital.
They have the best pizza in town, both quality and price.
Two bucks for a big slice, massive cheese, and shy on the pepperoni.
Perhaps in your location.
Posted by: Miklosfinds out stuff he never wanted to find out at August 01, 2024 12:35 AM (1CnH+)
Natasha S. Alford
@NatashaSAlford
On a personal note, NABJ has meant a lot to so many of us, so this has been hard to see play out on multiple levels. But I will never forget that Donald Trump insulted and was hostile to a Black female journalist in our own communal space and was unchecked. And the feeling of powerlessness watching it.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
A Brave Female Person of Color Journalist Bravely facing Orange Hitler!!! These twats live in a fantasy world. Trump wasn't hostile enough to those parasites.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 12:36 AM (sAmhv)
Speaking of Egypt, I got off on an interesting astronomical tangent due to the dog days of summer, which are so named after the heliacal rising of Sirius, the dog star.
Said heliacal rising was a Big F'ing Deal to the ancient Egyptian astro(nomer/loger)-priests. It was seasonally aligned at the time to herald the flooding of the Nile.
Now, cue the Art Bell intro music. You know the stuff about the Masonic "secret" layout of Washington, DC, which was big on ancient Egyptian stuff....
Well, back around the height of the Egyptian empire (give or take), the heliacal rising of Sirius occurred on July 4th (proleptic Julian extended back to around 1700 BC or so).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13692261
Another for a tire iron treatment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni prima at August 01, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at August 01, 2024 12:37 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Miley, ok
For Diversity and Inclusion, you do have your Friendly Local Psychopath.
Posted by: or so Miklos was told at August 01, 2024 12:38 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 31, 2024 10:07 PM
Nevil Shute's novel On the Beach. Kind of. Submarine not cruise ship. No happy ending, everybody dies.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 01, 2024 12:38 AM (tBmO2)
https://mol.im/a/13693665
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i buoni at August 01, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
This is why I come here...Never mind fishing holes or back holes, hell even bedazzled penises; it's the realization that there is at least one other soul out in the ethers that thinks the same.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 01, 2024 12:38 AM (AdbLi)
Posted by: no last tangos here at August 01, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
heh
Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at August 01, 2024 12:39 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Megthered at August 01, 2024 12:39 AM (rwiQP)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 12:40 AM (sAmhv)
https://mol.im/a/13693471
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i cattivi at August 01, 2024 12:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:15 AM (5fDan)
At least Shakey's and taco flavored Doritos are still around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2024 12:22 AM (0eaVi)
No Shakey's in my 45-year AO for the past 30 years. 40-50 years ago I loved Taco-flavored Doritos. They were re-introduced in my AO a couple years ago after a long absence from the shelves. I bought a bag and the flavor was the same as I remembered but I no longer enjoyed it. Yuck! Too many years of Nacho Cheese Doritos I guess.
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:41 AM (5fDan)
Revealed: Full vile tirade of Georgia man's threats to kill Marjorie Taylor Greene
https://mol.im/a/13693145
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i brutti at August 01, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:42 AM (y31cs)
https://mol.im/a/13690285
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i brutti e i cattivi at August 01, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13693665
Posted by: Ciampino
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Good.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:43 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:43 AM (y31cs)
I wonder if there were any Space Diapers involved in that saga.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
You are kind. Be prepared is Werner's motto, and if it is on like Donkey Kong, Rosebud may speak for me quite succinctly. One detail had escaped me until now. While I introduced California natives to the lethality that is a sled blade, before they fled in shredded Armani habiliments, I remember shouting "There can be only one!" Which is a wonderment, as the family-friendly masterpiece that is The Highlander came out two years later. Was I prescient? Was Christopher Lambert hiding in one of the closets? Did his winsome then-spouse lurk outside the office? These things puzzle Werner.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 12:45 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: or so Miklos was told at August 01, 2024 12:38 AM (1CnH+)
Yeah well, avoid that guy.
Posted by: no last tangos here at August 01, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Megthered
Charleen Darling, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQtXEb7C30o
Posted by: Miklos, with a neck red as a Blood Moon at August 01, 2024 12:46 AM (1CnH+)
In the dog days
People look to Sirius
https://youtu.be/9AMonOhFBac
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2024 12:47 AM (FjtTl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes. Something was stirring.
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 01, 2024 12:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Next time, I will tell you about the Hungarian Space Likker (they did that for the Cosmonauts)
Posted by: Miklos, a hat and a head to stick it on at August 01, 2024 12:48 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:49 AM (y31cs)
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)
Well, it did something to interfere with the bodies ability to absorb the fat in the chips. Not too surprising.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:50 AM (y31cs)
Posted by: Miklos, one o' them Eliquis Kids at August 01, 2024 12:51 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes. Something was stirring
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If you call "anal leakage" "gastric distress",
Posted by: buddhaha at August 01, 2024 12:51 AM (VollQ)
https://mol.im/a/13690285
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i brutti e i cattivi at August 01, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
Many male astronauts routinely ditch their first wives for a hot young Russian translator babe (contractors hired by NASA) or young flight operations or crew training hotties. Some ditch their first wives for a younger female astronaut they are routinely around in training or at astronaut get-togethers. Female astronauts play the field, too. A good male friend of mine married a newly-minted female astronaut about the same age, 25 years ago. She ditched him for a male astronaut with 5 years.
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:52 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 12:53 AM (NhG0j)
At Ricklos' Cafe Americaine, everyone is shocked, and collects their winnings.
Posted by: Capt. Miklos Renault at August 01, 2024 12:54 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos at August 01, 2024 12:55 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: buddhaha at August 01, 2024 12:51 AM (VollQ)
I'd call it something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:55 AM (y31cs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 12:56 AM (y31cs)
Mark Kelly has a twin brother, Scott, also an astronaut. They did a twin study with them. Scott did a year stint on the ISS and they compared his body to Mark to look at how long term weightlessness and space environment affects the body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
At 16yo I worked as a dishwasher at a Woolworth lunch counter in a mall in Titusville, FL. My supervisor was a very mean woman who I came to think of as Nurse Ratched. I quit with no notice after three weeks. But yeah, their shakes were awesome.
Posted by: Born Free at August 01, 2024 12:56 AM (6kqgf)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni prima at August 01, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
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Damn, could we please with the animal cruelty?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 12:57 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:36 AM (w6EFb)
Göbekli Tepe is supposed to be oriented to catch Sirius rising as well
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2024 12:57 AM (D7oie)
Mark Kelly has a twin brother, Scott, also an astronaut. They did a twin study with them. Scott did a year stint on the ISS and they compared his body to Mark to look at how long term weightlessness and space environment affects the body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
Scott hooked-up with a hot young Russian-born translator babe, eventually married her I think. I can't recall if he had been married before.
Posted by: Gref at August 01, 2024 12:59 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 12:59 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Capt. Miklos Renault at August 01, 2024 12:54 AM (1CnH+)
*contemplates results of six hours' play at baccarat*
I got a rock.
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2024 01:00 AM (FjtTl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events
What was the unhappy part of the ending? Also Werner has experienced enough Solstices and equinoxes that he too remembers Woolsworth's, as well as the palace of delights and cabinet of wonders that is Ben Franklin's. It seems as it were only yesterday that I chased a frightened Helmut Kohl through the latter emporium, with the aid of my late Irish Wolfhound, whom I had dubbed Simon le Bon. It was the Eighties, and Duran-Duran was a thing. I shall not speak of the blasphemy that Helmut did, but luck was with him that day, as neither I nor Simon le Bon could resist stopping to enjoy a cherry icee. I miss Simon, as well as his sister Angela Lansbury, a canine of delicate sensibilities who seemed to encounter homicide at every turn, like her TV namesake. I of course have no idea why that was, and I also have an alibi.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 01:01 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If you call "anal leakage" "gastric distress",
Posted by: buddhaha
"Let's cut calories by replacing digestible fats with this new indigestible fat I just made!"
"Yes, I suppose if you can't digest it, it'll grease the pipes the whole way through. What's the worst that could happen?"
Posted by: heard in the lab that day at August 01, 2024 01:01 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
With lemon chasers.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 01, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
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Do Vietnamese men know this?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'anguilla nel culo at August 01, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 01, 2024 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
A Venezuelan dictator just challenged the world's richest man to a cage match, and he accepted.
Keep in mind, this is like the 12th craziest thing to happen this week, and it's only Wednesday.
Just a standard day in 2024.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. M
Hell. I been doing that my own self for more than 29 years.
Posted by: Miklos motes that this study is self-funded at August 01, 2024 01:05 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos lies rarely at August 01, 2024 01:06 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos, one o' them Eliquis Kids at August 01, 2024 12:51 AM (1CnH+)
You should dress in safari gear, like Terry-Thomas. Are your knees knobby enough?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Nice Asian lady explains it to Joe at August 01, 2024 01:09 AM (1CnH+)
Early reports are saying the Secret Service was in charge of courthouse security and dispensing cab fare.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 01, 2024 01:10 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at August 01, 2024 01:11 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows
Dear Duchess-
You have seen my knees.
As did the Duke.
I respect your Opinions.
Further I shall not speak.
Posted by: Miklos get hisself banned from both here and there at August 01, 2024 01:13 AM (1CnH+)
Otherwise, tail wags, moar treats, Ok with the one eye too.
Posted by: Miklos is likely to inherit a dog at August 01, 2024 01:15 AM (1CnH+)
In case anyone is wondering, there is no nation named North Sudan. There are only Sudan and South Sudan. Odd but not unique. There is no nation named North Africa. And no state named East Virginia.
Posted by: Gref
I'm surprised South Africa hasn't changed their name to something that sounds more "African."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
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Some groups would have liked to rename South Africa to Azania.
South Sudan (more Christian) cleaved from Sudan (muslim) after a long, bloody and bitter civil war. I don't think it's over yet.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore,i Mussulmani sono tutti bastardi at August 01, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Executions are expected to begin again soon.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I just sent a request for Terry-Thomas dentures.
Those are custom and cost extra
Posted by: Miklos will whistle between those gapped teeth at August 01, 2024 01:18 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows
In SC, they could get money by auctioning off the rights to shooters.
Posted by: Miklos would be, sadly, outbid at August 01, 2024 01:20 AM (1CnH+)
Makes perfect sense to Pixy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Upper == closer to the source of the Nile …
Iirc
Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Egyptian Critic Wot Can Not Read Hieroglyphics . . . at August 01, 2024 01:21 AM (TX4bP)
"Yes, I suppose if you can't digest it, it'll grease the pipes the whole way through. What's the worst that could happen?"
Posted by: heard in the lab that day at August 01, 2024 01:01 AM (DgGvY)
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It'll clog your main sewer line too.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Mussulmani sono tutti bastardi. at August 01, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
This gal is very sharp and she’s taken up the cause of past and modern-day Boers.
“EFF commies chant "Kill the Boer" and teach their children to do the same.
Black children now chanting death to their white classmates for being "racist".
Even if the white girls were racist, which they are definitely NOT, that wouldn't make it ok to chant death to them”
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 01:24 AM (PONzx)
Strangely, I do not recall your knees. I remember shorts but the knees did not register. They will with compression socks, however.
At least get tassles, like the Greeks.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows
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Now we're getting down to the nubs of it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2024 01:25 AM (9piOL)
I have not seen The Highlander, but your presciencse can never be called in to question. Rosebud alone is proof enough.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 01, 2024 01:25 AM (Vvh2V)
Iirc
Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Egyptian Critic Wot Can Not Read Hieroglyphics . . . at August 01, 2024 01:21 AM (TX4bP)
Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2024 01:26 AM (y31cs)
Iirc
Posted by: Adriane the Ancient Egyptian Critic Wot Can Not Read Hieroglyphics . . . at August 01, 2024 01:21 AM (TX4bP)
Yes, upriver vs downriver.
Same, for early Canucks, as Upper Canada and Lower Canada - on the upriver or downriver part of the St. Lawrence/Great Lakes waterway, despite Lower Canada being north of Upper Canada, and thus confusing to schoolchildren, consulting their maps with wrinkled brow and bewildered mien.
Posted by: spindrift at August 01, 2024 01:27 AM (FjtTl)
He lost his reelection race. How did that happen if the left is unbeatable?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 01:28 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Gref
They could rename the eastern shore of
Maryland. Those commies don't deserve it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I have a pair of Bass Weejuns, but with the tassles, not the penny loafers.
I put them away because in Budapest they were called "The Acorn shoes".
Posted by: Miklos is not easily embarrassed, but there are times at August 01, 2024 01:29 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2024 01:29 AM (9piOL)
Posted by: Miklos would be, sadly, outbid at August 01, 2024 01:20 AM (1CnH+)
A kind of education lottery, of the FAFO kind.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 01:31 AM (sAmhv)
I just sent a request for Terry-Thomas dentures.
Those are custom and cost extra
Posted by: Miklos will whistle between those gapped teeth at August 01, 2024 01:18 AM (1CnH+)
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Do they come with the long cigarette holder?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Miklos con i denti di Thomas at August 01, 2024 01:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley
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Pom-pom shoes are an imperative. An M1 with a bayonet lends a certain pastiche.
http://tiny.cc/sb9czz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2024 01:33 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos with absurd French accent at August 01, 2024 01:34 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist knows it only gets weirder from here at August 01, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Strap 'em in a chair. Salvage a mask from a CPAP, stick it on 'em. Connect the mask to a nitrogen tank, turn it on. Come back in 10 min and remove the carcass.
Simple, cheap and absolutely painless.
Posted by: buddhaha at August 01, 2024 01:37 AM (VollQ)
Posted by: JackStraw
And I’ll Get on my knees and pray …
Posted by: Adriane the WHO Critic . . . No really, I hate the World Health Org at August 01, 2024 01:39 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Sigh at August 01, 2024 01:41 AM (evz4b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFWmADWAYbI
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2024 01:42 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Tassled socks are girl socks. Or some kind of fringe or lace.
I am the possessor of many socks (which means I don't have to do laundry too often).
NONE have tassles, fringes, or girly lacy-type stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, with original Memerbership of the He-Man Woman Haters Club from when he was six at August 01, 2024 01:43 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Gref
In a similar vein there is Regular Mexico and Improved Mexico. The major difference it seems is the pipe diameter used to hook a toilet.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 01, 2024 01:45 AM (G8tt9)
So rayciss
So so rayciss
Posted by: Miklos, born barefoot, will die the same at August 01, 2024 01:45 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 01:46 AM (sAmhv)
Muslims defacing the Whitehall Cenotaph and other British war monuments.
SA is on the cusp of total anarchy. The ChiComs are in the thick of it. Nigeria? just unveiled a bronze statue of Chairman Mao. Wonder how that came to be.
The Pro-Hamas Palestinian Marxists dare not touch the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington for obvious reasons.
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 01:49 AM (f3uvx)
I live in the South, barefoot is about 9-10 months of the year.
Work from home
I cut the grass, clean up after the dog, bare feet and grass is NATURE (this is for the Nature Freaks who possess neither lawnmower nor weedwhacker).
Now that I think of it, I may legally change my name to Miklos von Weedwhacker, of the Whackerstein Noble fambly.
Posted by: Miklos, born barefoot, will die the same at August 01, 2024 01:52 AM (1CnH+)
The strife in the UK is just beginning.
==============
I can't believe the shyte that's going on there. They've elected tons of Muslim Council men or MPs or whatever they are on the FREE GAZA platform. I saw one who literally had no idea what to do when there was a fire in his area and he was supposed to activate emergency services. White liberal women are loving it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 01:53 AM (wjjYr)
Respectfully, I don't think that's where our answer lies.
If there is one thing I think Trump got wrong it's his support of black colleges. Racism is stupid and wrong no matter where it comes from. We don't need a Congressional Black Caucus or a black media group or any other group designed around race. Racism doesn't get better when blacks do it. Break the lefts racist grip on black voters and racism as a weapon and they will never win another national election.
We don't need Jesus in this fight we need honesty right here on this plane. That'll do.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 01:55 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miklos, with the First Rule at August 01, 2024 01:55 AM (1CnH+)
So Kari Lake won. Nice!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 01:55 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Sigh
Well there's that guy what shot him. He'd be right up there. So maybe Trump is his own second-worst enemy.
And there's that judge in New York. So the shooter, then the judge, and he's his own third-worst enemy.
And then there's you. The shooter, the judge, you, then himself.
Maybe you should come in again?
Posted by: the trollish inquisition at August 01, 2024 01:58 AM (DgGvY)
Respectfully, I don't think that's where our answer lies.
I’m praying that we don’t get fooled again with whomever replaces Stephen Ritcher.
He ran as an anti-corruption candidate 4? Years ago.
Posted by: Adriane the WHO Critic . . . No really, I hate the World Health Org at August 01, 2024 02:03 AM (TX4bP)
If there is one thing I think Trump got wrong it's his support of black colleges. Racism is stupid and wrong no matter where it comes from. We don't need a Congressional Black Caucus or a black media group or any other group designed around race. Racism doesn't get better when blacks do it. Break the lefts racist grip on black voters and racism as a weapon and they will never win another national election.
=============
I don't think 2024 is the year of purity. Black people seem to like Trump's support of HBCUs and that Act that sprung a lot of Black criminals from prison. Go ahead, buy a few votes. Just win the election. We can get truly non-racist when it's safe. LBJ knew how to do it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 02:03 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: JackStraw
case in point
South Carolina State University, the public school that was the "Coloreds" in that day.
Decades of mismanagement, corruption.
The State of SC gives money regardless, otherwise Rayciss.
No students, because there are better universities. So raise tuition. Fewer students. Spiral.
Posted by: Miklos sees this a kind of slow motion at August 01, 2024 02:03 AM (1CnH+)
I completely disagree with this. Politics isn't going to save one's soul. Jesus is. Politics has been turned into a religion, that's not healthy. Christians should absolutely be praying for the leaders of this nation, regardless of party. They should be praying for the upcoming election for God's Will. Get involved with Politics if you want but don't let it become a replacement religion to the Living God. That's Idolatry.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 02:06 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Adriane
Son
Ima hafta tell you this
You fucked up as a Republican, ain't no Democrat gonna trust you.
You are the red headed step-mule nobody wants.
It's gonna be trouble.
Posted by: Miklos allows the Kind Reader to guess the voice at August 01, 2024 02:10 AM (1CnH+)
It has nothing to do with purity.
Would this country tolerate a Congressional White Caucus? Historically White Colleges? A White Media Group?
Of course not and not only do you know they wouldn't but you wouldn't support it either. But somehow all of those things are ok when you replace white with black? That's idiotic and everyone knows it is.
This is 2024 not 1884. The left is still trying to separate us on race. It's decades past time to end this double standard bullshit. No more kneeling. It's ok to actually live up to the standard this country was supposedly built on without fear.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:11 AM (LkLld)
Alfred Hitchcock ???
Posted by: Adriane the WHO Critic . . . No really, I hate the World Health Org at August 01, 2024 02:11 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Whoa, podna, no need to go alienating a valuable asset.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2024 02:12 AM (9piOL)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2024 02:14 AM (9piOL)
When Jesus runs for President of the United States of America get back to me.
He's in charge of saving souls, not this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:14 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miklos allows for a diversity of though at August 01, 2024 02:15 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2024 12:53
Glad it went well AOP. Hope tomorrow is just as good. If not don't hesitate to take a pain pill. I used to avoid them also, but they are prescribed for a reason.
Be well and give Pogo some scritches from here.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 01, 2024 02:17 AM (55Qr6)
It's not alienating at all. I think some of you misunderstand the difference between this world and the next.
There's a difference between trying to live by His word in this world and expecting Him to come here and save us from ourselves.
Pretty sure Jesus is ok with us trying to fight against Godless communists.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:21 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw
I've been boycotting the TSA since 2004, so I'm not on your flight.
Flying has sucked every since they banned smoking.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always in the back of the plane at August 01, 2024 02:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take
It is pretty easy to know where dogs and cats like their scritches.
It is where they can't scritch themselves.
Posted by: Miklos applies logic at August 01, 2024 02:26 AM (1CnH+)
>>Flying has sucked every since they banned smoking.
Yea well He wasn't on your side in the war of southern treachery either.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:26 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
>>>THIS GUY GETS IT<<<
Posted by: Miklos will now use The Device and smoke 'em because he got ''em at August 01, 2024 02:28 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
I have always favored the thinking that it is better to have a lethal Orson Welles cinematic sled replica and not need it, rather than to need it and not have it. You must see The Highlander, if for nothing else than the character Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, who is described in the film as an Egyptian immortal, and is played by Sean Connery with a Scottish accent. Now that I think of this, the film may have played fast and loose with some of its casting. i am not without sin in this area, as I desperately tried to cast Betty White in the role of Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald in my cinematic effort Fitzcarraldo. This was pre-Golden Girls, yet she returned not my calls. I had to resort to Kinski, alas.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 02:30 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always in the back of the plane at August 01, 2024 02:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 02:31 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always in the back of the plane at August 01, 2024 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:21 AM (LkLld)
HE even steps in and lends a hand, now n' then. See, July 13th.
Random turn of the head. Rigggghhhtttt. Embrace the miraculous power of AND.
FIGHT THE COMMIE BASTARDS. And have FAITH in what GOD can do. (and don't deny the results when HE does!)
And this, from an un-reconstructed, fallen Christian who lives far below "The Faith", but still holds those constructs blessed, sacred and Holy.
Having survived and lived the life I have thus far, I have been the recipients of miracles, or I would be dead.
Kinda know 'em when I see 'em. July 13th, was one, such.
Ain't no "debater" got enough rhetorical horsepower to say otherwise, nohow.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2024 02:33 AM (kQgoX)
Mostly I'm praying for the poor deluded ones who don't understand what's coming.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always in the back of the plane at August 01, 2024 02:35 AM (w6EFb)
Howie Carr had one of the few Mass Republican Senators on to discuss it, and he made no sense. It's crazy, but fits in with our Lesbionic Governor Maura Healey...
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Bill #H4750 just passed the Senate in MA. It would remove the word “father” on birth certificates in the name of “legal parentage equality.”
It would also replace the terms “man” & “woman” with “persons” and replace “mother” with “person who gave birth.”
It will now be finalized then head to the Governor’s desk.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 01, 2024 02:36 AM (TGPs7)
Okra is not only of the devil it is league with Brussels sprouts. C'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:37 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
There are Three kinds of Yankees you know.
Yankee-standard issue Yankee
Damn Yankee-They move here and stay
Right damn Yankee-they come, stay, AND MARRY OUR DAUGHTERS
Miley Yankee-"Hey, need some help with the canning?"
Posted by: Miklos says nuance, because all the smart people like that word at August 01, 2024 02:38 AM (1CnH+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2024 02:40 AM (kQgoX)
Okra is not only of the devil it is league with Brussels sprouts. C'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw
Okra does not cause excessive fartation.
Brussels sprouts cannot say that.
Posted by: Culinary veteran Miklos at August 01, 2024 02:40 AM (1CnH+)
But somehow all of those things are ok when you replace white with black? That's idiotic and everyone knows it is.
Posted by: JackStraw
+++++++++++
No, they're not okay, Yeah it's idiotic and I know it. Trump is wrong in one sense to support HBCUs and that race-based shyte, but he's right in another. I just want an electoral victory. Being uncompromisingly morally right on race won't win.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 02:41 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 01, 2024 02:41 AM (TGPs7)
That will be interesting because even though the Constitution says we must accept other States documents and such, Father and Mother are legal terms in many OTHER States laws.
So if yer birth cert does not say Father, why would you have to pay child support once you sued in another state?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2024 02:43 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
What would that even sound like?
Posted by: Curious Miklos at August 01, 2024 02:44 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos says nuance, because all the smart people like that word at August 01, 2024 02:38 AM (1CnH+)
Which reminds me that we owe you some peaches from last summer.
Okra will be commencing shortly. The Quail is in the freezer.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always in the back of the plane at August 01, 2024 02:44 AM (w6EFb)
Of course not...But somehow all of those things are ok when you replace white with black? That's idiotic and everyone knows it is.
This is 2024 not 1884. The left is still trying to separate us on race. It's decades past time to end this double standard bullshit. No more kneeling. It's ok to actually live up to the standard this country was supposedly built on without fear.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:11
Agreed Jack. I was cringing watching Kamala being interviewed in the past about reparations. First she goes off on "legalized segregation". I'm thinking...OK, you do realize that was perpetrated by the Democrats?
Then, well yes Kammy says we must pay reparations that are due after 200 yrs of oppression, blah, blah, blah. I'm thinking...OK, you do realize since LBJ's Great Society billions have been paid in reparations?
LBJ had one condition, this was all to keep the n*ggers voting Dem for generations. Yep, it's the the Reps that have abused blacks and the Dems are benevolent masters.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 01, 2024 02:45 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 01, 2024 02:46 AM (w6EFb)
You don't have to go too far back in Kamala's family tree to find out that her family owned slaves.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 02:46 AM (sAmhv)
Trump is going to win unless they either kill him which they have already tried and might again or they cheat beyond a level we've never seen before and it can't be stopped. It has nothing to do with policy and we all know it.
I hope we can here at least get to a place where we stop pretending this has anything to do with policy anymore when our candidate got more votes in the last election than any sitting president in history and Democrats are running an imbecile who flamed out before a single vote was ever cast in the 2020 Democrat primary and has since been an abject failure even in the VP role.
This race has nothing to do with normal electoral politics and it's silly to pretend it does.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2024 02:50 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist was always
I liked the message, but would have done it a bit different-
"les oiseaux ont atterri"
repete
"les oiseaux ont atterri"
Posted by: Miklos calling at August 01, 2024 02:50 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: 13times at August 01, 2024 02:52 AM (L8KBT)
Posted by: Miley
She wanted to put it on his bill.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:18 PM (6WCwE)
; )
Posted by: m at August 01, 2024 02:52 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
well, that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prMyxJ0zzIc
Posted by: Miklos is thirsty at August 01, 2024 02:52 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos so assumes at August 01, 2024 03:02 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos so requires at August 01, 2024 03:04 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 03:06 AM (ZVHIX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 03:07 AM (ZVHIX)
Not sure where I would even put them.
Do I have to feed the hostages? Help a guy out here
I'm thinking hostage dudes would be cool with Dominos
Posted by: Miklos is not good at this at August 01, 2024 03:08 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up
In certain states, you can be legally shot for that.
Posted by: Miklos so informs at August 01, 2024 03:09 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 03:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos is so informed at August 01, 2024 03:13 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 01, 2024 03:14 AM (ZVHIX)
I hope they're ready for the incoming armed raids at dawn by the Deep State paramilitary.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 01, 2024 03:16 AM (xverI)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
I assess this as TRUE
I was threatened with permanent enbannination after my first attempted post here.
Posted by: Miklos thinks it was Maetenloch at August 01, 2024 03:18 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 03:21 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Klaus Kinski at August 01, 2024 03:26 AM (1CnH+)
Dominos sucks
Posted by: SFGoth
============
On a recent night of desperation, I discovered the Hand-Tossed Crust topped with Alfredo Sauce, Extra Cheese, Jalapenos, and Diced Tomatoes. It tasted like my childhood dreams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 03:27 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 03:29 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I ordered extra pepperoni.
Got pizza with NO pepperoni.
was Dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos was disappoint, no Papa Johns until Schnatter comes back at August 01, 2024 03:31 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2024 03:31 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 01, 2024 03:35 AM (G8tt9)
Being uncompromisingly morally right on race won't win.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
What would that even sound like?
Posted by: Curious Miklos
==========
"Why would I speak to the Congressional Black Caucus? I don't even believe there should be such a thing. HBCUs can cater to Black students all they want, it's not going to make me give them an extra dime or an extra thought. Black pastors, pray with them? Are they different from white pastors? I'll pray with pastors, period. And I'm canceling the First Step Act, come to think of it. I don't like the results."
Every word of it is right, but save it for 2028.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 03:35 AM (wjjYr)
That, my Friends, is a classy, luxurious pizza, that much I can tell you.
Posted by: Miklos make-a da Pizza, capisce? at August 01, 2024 03:36 AM (1CnH+)
I ordered extra pepperoni.
Got pizza with NO pepperoni.
was Dissapoint.
Posted by: Miklos was disappoint
===========
Well that's evil. If that's what Dominos commonly does, then they suck.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 03:38 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Klaus Kinski
Awww, Klaus, you zany homunculus. I shall betake myself to the preparation of strudel. Or would you favor an apple pie from Mickey D's? Remember, they have cinnamon.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Discovered The Mystery Click at August 01, 2024 03:39 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 01, 2024 03:39 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Head Start has cost about 60 billion dollars so far, with no discernable results.
It is an expensive baby sitter program, benefitting the baby sitters.
Posted by: Miklos noticed that a while back at August 01, 2024 03:41 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2024 03:46 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Werner Herzog
As always, I reject your advances, however sweet and affordable.
And keep your dirty mitts d'auteur off Nastassja.
For once
Posted by: Klaus Kinski at August 01, 2024 03:46 AM (1CnH+)
Head Start has cost about 60 billion dollars so far, with no discernable results.
It is an expensive baby sitter program, benefitting the baby sitters.
Posted by: Miklos noticed that a while back
==============
Ugh, that stupid program. As useless as DARE. Can them both.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2024 03:56 AM (wjjYr)
12 This comment should be #12
Posted by: Skip
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 01, 2024 03:59 AM (G8tt9)
Let's go back to Google Glass.
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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)