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PadiTV

Baby fox, doo-doo-do-doo...

Eels are noncute.

Little lizard enjoys an orange.

I think he's bluffing.

Working dog more like shirking dog amirite

Teasing a dog with "Cheese."

I tried to warn this monkey that river otters were evil but he wouldn't believe me.

Frogstyle swimming.

Infiltrating an ostrich criminal gang.

Doggo climbs into a hammock.

Orphaned baby seal doesn't know what to do with a fish, but he knows he's supposed to do something.

Dog gets vengeance.

Just wag your tail and they'll never know.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:23 PM




Comments

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1 I want a fennec fox doo doo

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:22 PM (p4NUW)

2 Hey

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #07 at August 02, 2024 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

3 What? I am first! I am overwhelmed.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:23 PM (p4NUW)

4 What? I am first! I am overwhelmed.
Posted by: Piper

You spun into first place?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 07:26 PM (VNX3d)

5 Are those humping back whales?

Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at August 02, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

6 Firsties, firsties, I got Firsties.

And I do want a fennec fox. All set for Project Grey Wolf Three, @Ace? Did I get that right?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:26 PM (p4NUW)

7 Piper, well done!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:26 PM (5MvGY)

8 Ace you have

Eels are noncute.

Little lizard enjoys an orange.

together and all I can think of is that Vietnamese man with the eel and lemon up his butt. Pity it wasn't an electric eel. Do you think they pickled and then ate that eel? Sliced the lemon into cocktails?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri Update #08 at August 02, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

9 Can you imagine the stories Wally the Walrus is gonna tell his friends back in the arctic?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 02, 2024 07:28 PM (Ka3bZ)

10 7 Piper, well done!
Posted by: Ben Had at August

Ha! Thank you. Entirely accidental, as are most things in my life!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:28 PM (p4NUW)

11 Trump didn't need Kyle.

Kyle needed trump and MAGA.

Now he will be eating his pudding at a lonely table at gun shows and libertarian conferences.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 07:28 PM (d9LQi)

12 11 Trump didn't need Kyle.

Kyle needed trump and MAGA.

Now he will be eating his pudding at a lonely table at gun shows and libertarian conferences.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude

He said sorry, owned up to being dumb.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:29 PM (p4NUW)

13 Piper, try again cause I ain't buying that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:29 PM (5MvGY)

14 I hate when whales show up 'unexpectedly'! Throws the whole day off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 07:30 PM (sAsxS)

15 Americans Can't Even Afford Chocolate: Hershey Sales Crater, Guidance Melts
https://t.co/obe6olD43L

Folks, the US is $35TN in debt, is adding $40BN in debt per day, and Americans can't even afford chocolate. You have no idea the debt avalanche that is coming
x.com/zerohedge/status/1819065229092814974

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 02, 2024 07:30 PM (9aVck)

16 15. Could it be because Hershey's is not good?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:31 PM (p4NUW)

17 I hate when whales show up 'unexpectedly'! Throws the whole day off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Those days just blow!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

18 Well, I'm doing my bit to keep Hershey afloat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 07:32 PM (tBmO2)

19 14 I hate when whales show up 'unexpectedly'! Throws the whole day off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Especially when they aren’t house trained.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (p4NUW)

20 Cannibal Bob, better than an eel showing up.

Hi, love

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (5MvGY)

21 So way back my eytalian Nona used to go to the fish market in NY and bring back a burlap bag of eels and kept them alive in the bathtub. Good times for us kids.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (sAsxS)

22 21 So way back my eytalian Nona used to go to the fish market in NY and bring back a burlap bag of eels and kept them alive in the bathtub. Good times for us kids.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (sAsxS)

You know, I think I might just back away from this…😂

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:34 PM (p4NUW)

23 I had a lizard jump on me out of the mail box when I went to check the mail the other day. I think it was a gecko.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 07:34 PM (QNSds)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

25 My uncle used to occasionally bet a poker hand without looking at his cards. But he was a siamese instead of a tabby.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 07:35 PM (qh2AA)

26 Could it be because Hershey's is not good?
Posted by: Piper

Nah, that couldn't be it.
-- Hershey's C Suite

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 07:35 PM (6WCwE)

27 together and all I can think of is that Vietnamese man with the eel and lemon up his butt. Pity it wasn't an electric eel. Do you think they pickled and then ate that eel? Sliced the lemon into cocktails?
-------
I think it was an East Indian man in Vietnam in the eel incident.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 07:35 PM (i0CiB)

28 What's really an odd coincidence is it's National Eel Pie Day.

Posted by: Chupacabra Fan at August 02, 2024 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

29 Hi Skip!

Okay, friends. I am going to hop in the shower, because it’s the polite thing to do and figure out what to feed my family. They are in the pool and no one seems hungry but that could change on a dime. See ya later!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)

30 I gotta go with Russell Stover. Hometown company.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:37 PM (5MvGY)

31 The problem with a 'domesticated' deer is that they still have the urge to wreck the front end of your car.

They've been known to figure out the hood release and chew through hoses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 07:38 PM (8AONa)

32 >>I hate when whales show up 'unexpectedly'! Throws the whole day off.

Years ago I was out tuna fishing with some friends in the Gulf Stream or RI. We stopped to change the rigs we had out and about 30 feet off the cockpit a finback whale surfaced, looked right at us, and then sank bank down.

That was a cool unexpected thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 07:39 PM (LkLld)

33 I had a lizard jump on me out of the mail box when I went to check the mail the other day. I think it was a gecko.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Those car insurance salesmen are getting aggressive.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 07:39 PM (elaR+)

34 I gotta go with Russell Stover. Hometown company.
Posted by: Ben Had

I liked Wilbur's of Lititz, PA but I think Cargill took them over. Not sure of their quality anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 07:39 PM (6WCwE)

35 30 I gotta go with Russell Stover. Hometown company.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:37 PM (5MvGY)

I have found my new exclusive brand.

Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 07:39 PM (xcIvR)

36 Russell Stover was born in KS. They have a sign at the town limits. Do not remember the name

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2024 07:40 PM (MdjE1)

37 Walrus are the pigeons of the marine world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 07:40 PM (uPilC)

38 Eel. It's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Big Eel at August 02, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

39 I did my first oil painting on a similar subject as the top photo. I can still remember trying to figure out the whole oil painting thing on that effort after deciding one day I was going to paint.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:41 PM (B1dzx)

40 I wonder what this black and white tree tastes like...

Posted by: Baby Elephant at August 02, 2024 07:41 PM (LrfS/)

41 Alton,KS for Stover. It's not much of a town.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2024 07:42 PM (MdjE1)

42 I go with any company that makes good turtles.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:42 PM (B1dzx)

43 Regular chocolate has gotten so expensive, I'd just as soon buy the good stuff. Almost everywhere has a great local chocolatier.

In central Ohio, Anthony Thomas. Dayton area, Esther Price. Probably great stuff somewhere near you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2024 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

44 That Mystery music click got me eventually to Jethro Tull.
Spinning Crest of a Knave right now.
Metallica's And Justice for All lost fair and square.
Crest is miles above AJFA.
Starting with actually having a Bass track.

Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 07:43 PM (xcIvR)

45 polynikes, we that are the recipients of your work salute your decision to paint

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:44 PM (5MvGY)

46 Wilbur's?

Sadly, long gone. They had the C-ration chocolate "confection" contract, too. Those round, foil wrapped discs of milk chocolate and toffee. And a Pall Mall to top it off.

Eunice King's kitchen is still around, as is Sterling foods and some others. Pound cakes.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:44 PM (F90Zm)

47 Last threads mystery click.

Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 07:44 PM (xcIvR)

48 I bought a box of See's chocolates last Christmas. I remembered them from years ago, they used to be good. A disappointment, and very expensive.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 07:45 PM (tBmO2)

49 Would not bang.

Posted by: ostrich at August 02, 2024 07:46 PM (fV+MH)

50 I have been using Ghirardelli chocolate chips in my baking. Those seem pretty good in my goods.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 07:47 PM (6WCwE)

51 That Hershey revenue chart is typical, and telling.

Ask yourself how much of their recent growth is due to increasing population, illegal. Most consumer companies look like this.

What do they care that it is all transfer payments and public debt -- their bonuses are tied to revenue growth. Half the country is on benefits, and the other half is rooting for more growth in population to increase revenue.

This is a new type of doom loop -- it can not end until it collapses.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (LrfS/)

52 . . good in my goods. . . .

Oy!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (6WCwE)

53 Sea salted caramels, mmmmmm

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (5MvGY)

54 One time in the .mil, they had MRE components in a box to supplement a field kitchen mess hall meal in the middle of nowwhere/somewhere. They had "fresh" lemon poppy seed poundcakes. Holy smokes, those were good. Cookie did a good job too, I would not want to be a cook anywhere probably, though producing loaves and fishes for the multitudes in the field, under camouflage and immersion heaters and all that is not so great. As a single guy, barely cro-magnon at 22 and iron stomach I loved everything they fed us, pretty much.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (F90Zm)

55 polynikes, we that are the recipients of your work salute your decision to paint
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:44 PM (5MvGY)

🙂

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:50 PM (B1dzx)

56 The problem with a 'domesticated' deer is that they still have the urge to wreck the front end of your car.

"Deer whistles" used to be a thing for motorcycles to avoid collision.
But to make them work you had to go faster than you could stop.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 07:51 PM (e8Sk7)

57 They had the C-ration chocolate "confection" contract, too. Those round, foil wrapped discs of milk chocolate and toffee.

Milk chocolate is an abomination, and is not to be spoken of.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 07:53 PM (xCA6C)

58 1. Hershey's
2. Ghirardelli
3. See's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2024 07:53 PM (JvZF+)

59 I cut back on dark chocolate and cashews as 'science' tells me they contain a high amount of oxalates that help form kidney stones.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:53 PM (B1dzx)

60 One time in the .mil, they had MRE components in a box to supplement a field kitchen mess hall meal in the middle of nowwhere/somewhere. They had "fresh" lemon poppy seed poundcakes. Holy smokes, those were good. Cookie did a good job too, I would not want to be a cook anywhere probably, though producing loaves and fishes for the multitudes in the field, under camouflage and immersion heaters and all that is not so great. As a single guy, barely cro-magnon at 22 and iron stomach I loved everything they fed us, pretty much.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM


Back in the day when I was in the Army they had a canned pound cake in the C rations. I can't recall if it was in the A or B rotation menu but it was somewhat rare. If you could score one of those it was great. If you had access to some milk to poke holes in it and pour the milk over it you had a real treat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (QNSds)

61 Not sure why one police dog was getting the carry, maybe he was off shift

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

62 Deer, piffel. Do feral hogs

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (5MvGY)

63 Joe's Chip Act is so successful that Intel is laying off 15,000 people.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

64 Ghirardelli

Used a parrot in their advertising.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (e8Sk7)

65 I would not want to be a cook anywhere probably

Definitely not in the old West, around a campfire for example.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (xCA6C)

66 I loved everything they fed us, pretty much.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (F90Zm)

We ate Chipped Beef and Green Beans uncooked from T-rats for 2 weeks straight. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. First two weeks in Somalia.
An Omelet MRE never tasted so good as my first one after that torture.

Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (xcIvR)

67 Sea salted caramels, mmmmmm
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:48 PM (5MvGY)

Caramel is my favorite candy. Why I love turtles .

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (B1dzx)

68 Deer whistles don't do anything. Most likely.

What you CAN do, (safely as possible, sometimes, use judgment here) at night, is turn your headlights off, that are probably blinding the critter. They may recover enough vision to get the hell out of the way. It seems to work.

Note too, cattle can also hang out in the road like they own the place. Horsies get away from the corral, be alert for critters on rural roads. Fog, and blind intersections.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:55 PM (F90Zm)

69
I had a lizard jump on me out of the mail box when I went to check the mail the other day. I think it was a gecko.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Those car insurance salesmen are getting aggressive.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

It's not as bad as being clubbed by a cave man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 07:55 PM (63Dwl)

70 59 I cut back on dark chocolate and cashews as 'science' tells me they contain a high amount of oxalates that help form kidney stones.
Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:53 PM (B1dzx)

Wow. That's unfortunate, because that is a divine combination. Glad I'm not susceptible to kidney stones.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

71 The problem with a 'domesticated' deer is that they still have the urge to wreck the front end of your car.
---------

I recall a story about a guy who managed to brake his 911 to a halt without striking a buck in the road. Apparently pissed off the deer though, as it jumped on the 'hood', did a damaging dance, and urinated on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 07:56 PM (XeU6L)

72 Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 07:54 PM (xcIvR)

Could you trade the green beans for anything?

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 07:56 PM (B1dzx)

73 Dash, Good evening , darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:57 PM (5MvGY)

74 AJFA is a mixed bag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 07:57 PM (4Med0)

75 Cannibal Bob, better than an eel showing up.

Hi, love

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (5MvGY)

Luv ya babe. Xo. Someday.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 07:57 PM (sAsxS)

76 Good evening, Ben Had!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

77 Sure I'm a heathen, but I like Hershey Bars better than Belgian chocolate

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

78 Yeah, in my T-rat days (the cooks stopped deploying to "save money" ha ha) we got a lot of Chicken Cacciatore. I was told that the better meals went to more forward deployed troops. Those Tray ration chicken breasts were pretty tasty, in gravy. And a lot of spiced cake iirc.

At some point, the meals were contracted out, even overseas. Instead of "2 pieces of bacon or sausage only" they had absolutely no idea, and figured a whole plate looks just about right. I didn't object. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:59 PM (F90Zm)

79 I recall a story about a guy who managed to brake his 911 to a halt without striking a buck in the road. Apparently pissed off the deer though, as it jumped on the 'hood', did a damaging dance, and urinated on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 07:56 PM (XeU6L)

If the video existed existed, it would break the internet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 07:59 PM (4Med0)

80 Driving fun in Toronto:

https://tinyurl.com/3y5jyn92
36 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 07:59 PM (i0CiB)

81 Deer whistles don't do anything. Most likely.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 07:55 PM

Yeah, whistles are too subtle. You gotta yell, hey baby come sit on papa's antlers!

Posted by: Buck at August 02, 2024 07:59 PM (tBmO2)

82 You know, I think I might just back away from this…😂
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:34 PM (p4NUW)

Yeah, well I'm usually prepared for whatever may be commented...usually. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:00 PM (sAsxS)

83 I gotta say Mexican chocolate ice cream is to die for.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)

84 Chocolate is the most overrated substance on the planet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:00 PM (v6JzV)

85
If the video existed existed, it would break the internet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
------

The really odd part is that the guy was a state highway official. CT, RI? I forget.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 08:01 PM (XeU6L)

86 Driving fun in Toronto:

https://tinyurl.com/3y5jyn92

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 08:01 PM (xCA6C)

87 The history of chocolate is almost as interesting as the history of coffee.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (B1dzx)

88 An international airshow preview...

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 4h
#WATCH: Did you catch the Italian Air Force performing above Toronto yesterday?

https://tinyurl.com/ytn5xa63
48 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (i0CiB)

89 I'm happy to take your chocolate ration if you don't want it

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

90 Especially when they aren’t house trained.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (p4NUW)

knock Knock...Land Shark

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (sAsxS)

91 >>Cannibal Bob, better than an eel showing up.


Simple rule, don't bother a moray and they won't bother you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

92 I recall a story about a guy who managed to brake his 911 to a halt without striking a buck in the road. Apparently pissed off the deer though, as it jumped on the 'hood', did a damaging dance, and urinated on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

====

The engine *stomp* belongs *stomp* under *stomp* the hood *stomp* you *stomp* poser.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (8AONa)

93 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹
🍺
🍸
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

94 I remember eels being breaded and baked. Like rattlesnake?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:03 PM (sAsxS)

95 I kind of liked canned rations. I was too young to see them in the .mil, though we took them camping and outdoor use. The saltines were better, I think. Kool-aid and Cocoa were way better, it is yet another example of trying to get "too fancy". They have mocha this and hazlenut this in the rations now.

When the Coffee was contracted out of Brooklyn, generic, and just "Type II Style VI" it would wake yer ass UP. Don't plan on napping anytime soon. People complained about the taste, but it was ground fine. Commercial off the shelf stuff is more or less de-caff, and molds over, etc. I tried the Starbucks Via instant coffee on a rec, and it is over a buck a cup. And it honestly reminded me of the good ole Type II

A couple of those Cocoas, and a Coffee or two, and you've got a fine Mocha

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 08:04 PM (F90Zm)

96 Piper

Congratulations to stepping up to a First. Do we play the National Anthem as you get a gold glitter glued cardboard membership card?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

97 NaCly, enjoying the last vestiges of summer?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)

98 So way back my eytalian Nona used to go to the fish market in NY and bring back a burlap bag of eels and kept them alive in the bathtub. Good times for us kids.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 07:33 PM (sAsxS)

what a sweet story. That truly is a Moray.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

99 Whenever I think of eels I recall the horse head scene in The Tin Drum.

Ewwwww!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:05 PM (6WCwE)

100 My poor mom hit a deer after I moved her to the Woodlands,TX . She didn't get her DL until she was 40 because she had been a NYC girl where you didn't need a car. Even after moving out of the city to SD and then LA she walked to work for 20 years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:05 PM (B1dzx)

101 Common Tater

Those canned C-rations were great. All it took to enjoy them was spending for surplus items and being very, very hungry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

102 Wow, Piper. Congrats on the first!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (v6JzV)

103 96 Piper

Congratulations to stepping up to a First. Do we play the National Anthem as you get a gold glitter glued cardboard membership card?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024

Yes please! And everyone is still allowed to look me in the eyes.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (pZEOD)

104 Simple rule, don't bother a moray and they won't bother you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

Seen plenty of those diving. Heidi saw her first spotted eel night diving in Bonaire. (Honeymoon). She was not amused. Came down right on it.

But your whale experience. Wow. Once in a lifetime Jack.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (sAsxS)

105 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
----------
From a suburb north of Toronto...

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv
#WATCH: Man in Brampton was driving at 150 km/h before crashing into a fence.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zcapdp
16 seconds; no gore

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (i0CiB)

106 My uncle used to occasionally bet a poker hand without looking at his cards. But he was a siamese instead of a tabby.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 07:35 PM (qh2AA)

Out of curiosity, how far would he go on a blind hand like that? I don't play poker because I can't stand the stress, but someone like your uncle seems the sort to run up a pot until everyone else bailed on principle.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

107 Thanks, Bulg. Hope you had a good afternoon!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 08:08 PM (pZEOD)

108 At night, a deer sees its shadow from your headlights moving around behind them, so they try to run away from it and wind up running in front of your car.
During the day, they just do it because they're jerks.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 08:09 PM (p6u48)

109 Ben Had

Absolutely. But it's going fast. Start work for real next week.

I had a neighbor help me put up my flagpole today. It is not as tall, as straight line winds bent one of the steel tubes to a 130° angle.

I fly the Navy Jack (the one with just the canton) on the pole, and the American flag off the porch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

110 99 Whenever I think of eels I recall the horse head scene in The Tin Drum.

Ewwwww!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:05 PM (6WCwE)

Ugh. I only kinda remember, and would have forgotten forever, if not for you.. Thanks. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 02, 2024 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

111 Close as I want to be to the ocean is enjoying oysters and martinis at JackStraw's house.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:10 PM (5MvGY)

112 107 Not bad, thanks, Piper. Very hot, so I stayed indoors.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:10 PM (v6JzV)

113 I had a friend who wrote a regular motorcycle safety column. He'd done a safe riding seminar in California and was riding across north Texas on his way home to PA for his grandmother's birthday. A deer charged up out of the bush, hit him and it killed him. That spoiled most of my deer-crash jokes.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 02, 2024 08:11 PM (zdLoL)

114 Much pearl clutching on X about the hiring of Raffesberger's attorney for election integrity.

Turns out that happened before the shake up at the RNC, and the guy was fired some time ago.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (5p7BC)

115 >>Seen plenty of those diving. Heidi saw her first spotted eel night diving in Bonaire. (Honeymoon). She was not amused. Came down right on it.

>>But your whale experience. Wow. Once in a lifetime Jack.

Morays were a constant even a tourist attraction when I was teaching and leading dives. The only time they would get a bit interested in us was if we were spearfishing otherwise they wanted no part of us and we were fine to view them from a distance. Spotted ones are pretty fish, at a distance.

I will never forget that whale sighting. They are pretty common here and I've seen them at a distance many time but that closeup is something I will never forget.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (LkLld)

116 I recall a story about a guy who managed to brake his 911 to a halt without striking a buck in the road. Apparently pissed off the deer though, as it jumped on the 'hood', did a damaging dance, and urinated on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 07:56 PM (XeU6L)

The number of times I have been tempted to . . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

117 So way back my eytalian Nona
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The use of 'Nona' is weird.

Posted by: Woke Progressive at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (XeU6L)

118 Back in the day, at home, we used to have eel for dinner. I remember smoked eel, eaten cold, and the other kind was cooked at home. Peeling off the skin was kinda neat, and then eat the fleas off the bones like eating a corn on the cobb.

Hey Ben! waving like a loon

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (NaUp/)

119 I wonder if the next SpaceX ISS crewed mission can take some eels up to power Starliner, and a couple of extra seats to bring back the Starliner crew safely.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 08:13 PM (VNX3d)

120 >>>Baby elephant making friends with a baby zebra..

Kinda like a novice priest making friends with a kid.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2024 08:13 PM (klJTj)

121 Kim Mitchell in the sidebar!

Could you get away with a cigarette on your album cover these days?

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 08:13 PM (aNnKe)

122 Chocolate is the most overrated substance on the planet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:00 PM (v6JzV)

actually the correct answer was "Copy machine toner"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 08:13 PM (D7oie)

123 #WATCH: Man in Brampton was driving at 150 km/h before crashing into a fence.
Posted by: andycanuck

99.42 mph

It that fast in Canada?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 02, 2024 08:13 PM (4xVKD)

124 113 Far too many deer and Canada geese running around. Our ancestors would be ashamed at how we’re letting these valuable protein sources go to waste.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:14 PM (v6JzV)

125 Much pearl clutching on X about the hiring of Raffesberger's attorney for election integrity.

Turns out that happened before the shake up at the RNC, and the guy was fired some time ago.

Are...you suggesting that sometimes people set their hair on fire for no reason? I shan't believe it! I shannot. (to quote a great thinker I read once)

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

126 SnailRacer, miss you both so much. 76 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:15 PM (5MvGY)

127 Yeah, I was going to mention I think canned ration kits setup like C's or MCI rations would still sell. They are durable and waterproof.

The current issue MRE saltines are little better than cardboard. I'm not a snob, or picky, it's just food has to be sort of edible. Sailor Boy pilot bread was great for that purpose, they fit in a tobacco can perfectly.

I learned to bring simple foods, a huge hunk of summer sausage, cheddar and bread is as good as anything most likely. We used to bust open expired flight vest rations, they had these corn flake granola bars, oatmeal bars. One of those needed a gallon of Milk to get down.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 08:15 PM (F90Zm)

128 We had a local, unidentified, individual that ran off the road in a housing area at a high speed. He went through one house (I'd check those building code!) and halfway to another, running over a guy in bed.

The driver was killed in the crash, they got the sleeper out from under the car, and to a trauma center, but there was mention of the drivers girlfriend, but no details.

In the small city to the south of me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

129 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv
#WATCH: Man in Brampton was driving at 150 km/h before crashing into a fence.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zcapdp
16 seconds; no gore
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (i0CiB)

93 mph.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 08:15 PM (4Med0)

130
99.42 mph

It that fast in Canada?
Posted by: AZ
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Well, it's 160 kph in commie measure, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 08:16 PM (XeU6L)

131
#WATCH: Man in Brampton was driving at 150 km/h before crashing into a fence.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zcapdp
16 seconds; no gore
Posted by: andycanuck

Do you feel like he do?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

132 {{{SnailRacer}}}

How was the Alaska cruise?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

133 Americans Can't Even Afford Chocolate

Can you imagine our costs if we used chocolate in our stuff?!

Posted by: Hershey's at August 02, 2024 08:16 PM (NCclz)

134 I'm stocking up on marshmallows in prep for all the hair fires that are coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 08:17 PM (5p7BC)

135 what a sweet story. That truly is a Moray.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

Like when an Italians pasta dish is empty .

"I'll have some more-ey?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:17 PM (sAsxS)

136 #WATCH: Man in Brampton was driving at 150 km/h before crashing into a fence.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zcapdp
16 seconds; no gore
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 08:06 PM (i0CiB)

Look at the windshield - did he forget to turn on the defrost?

Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 08:17 PM (aNnKe)

137 Unbelievable. Once again the weather front splits in front of the DC suburbs and misses us altogether, so we get no rain. This has happened so many times this summer, I'm beginning to take it personally.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 08:18 PM (xCA6C)

138 Brampton

No lookee where drivee?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 08:18 PM (e8Sk7)

139 Eating fleas off the bones. Yea, go with that.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 02, 2024 08:18 PM (NaUp/)

140 The driver was killed in the crash, they got the sleeper out from under the car, and to a trauma center, but there was mention of the drivers girlfriend, but no details.
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If the driver's girlfriend was in the bed, then it would be quite a story

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

141 Unbelievable. Once again the weather front splits in front of the DC suburbs and misses us altogether, so we get no rain. This has happened so many times this summer, I'm beginning to take it personally.
Posted by: Archimedes

I blame all the hot air coming from the federal government causing your weather issues.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 08:19 PM (VNX3d)

142 BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT


Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2024 08:20 PM (xPl2J)

143 Unbelievable. Once again the weather front splits in front of the DC suburbs and misses us altogether, so we get no rain. This has happened so many times this summer, I'm beginning to take it personally.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Here, in W. NC,we've been inundated, off and on for weeks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 08:20 PM (XeU6L)

144 137 Archimedes, where are you in the DC metro area?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:20 PM (v6JzV)

145 A few years ago, somebody wigged out around here and stole a gasoline tanker truck and ended up nearly wiping out somebody sleeping in their home. Drugs, naked, etc. I think there was a big lawsuit because the truck was left unattended just long enough for drugged out naked guy to steal it, or something. Gotta watch out for everything, I guess.

Why we can't have nice things, eh

Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2024 08:20 PM (F90Zm)

146 Dave in Fla, I'd offer you dark chocolate and a glass of cab but you are ways in training.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:20 PM (5MvGY)

147 Archimedes, where are you in the DC metro area?

Fairfax Station.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 08:21 PM (xCA6C)

148 Back in the day, at home, we used to have eel for dinner. I remember smoked eel, eaten cold, and the other kind was cooked at home. Peeling off the skin was kinda neat, and then eat the fleas off the bones like eating a corn on the cobb.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (NaUp/)


I'm guessing this was off world? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2024 08:22 PM (VwHCD)

149

Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III on Friday relieved the overseer of the war court at Guantánamo Bay and revoked a plea agreement reached earlier this week with the accused mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and two alleged accomplices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

150 147 I’m in Chantilly, not that far from you. Looks like the wind is picking up here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:22 PM (v6JzV)

151 I suspended my principles today to watch the only Olympic thing I care about -- the men's 10,000 meters. Was not disappointed.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 02, 2024 08:23 PM (+L+zc)

152 132 {{{SnailRacer}}}
How was the Alaska cruise?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:16

Hi Salty! It was great. We didn’t get to the Arctic circle due to the ice being quite thick. Saw lotsa whale spouts but none breaching. I could go again.

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (NaUp/)

153 "BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

154 President Austin in control while gramps is in Delaware again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (xPl2J)

155 (sings)
When an eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout
That's a moray

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 08:25 PM (tBmO2)

156 Ugh. I only kinda remember, and would have forgotten forever, if not for you.. Thanks. LOL
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I do try and go with my strengths! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:25 PM (6WCwE)

157 Did Austin have CTJ moment?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (5MvGY)

158 What kind of plea agreement could they make anyway? Let them plead for death.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

159 >BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT
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OK, good call, but why is the SecDef doing AG work

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

160 They are pretty common here and I've seen them at a distance many time but that closeup is something I will never forget.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:12 PM (LkLld)


Amazing. We miss scuba diving. But life changes. Hard to do in the desert.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (sAsxS)

161 I'm vacationing at the beach this week. The restaurants and shops are claiming the visitors are down about 40% this summer.

It must be our booming economy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (6WCwE)

162 99.42 mph

It that fast in Canada?
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On a street posted for 30 mph, yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 08:27 PM (i0CiB)

163 >>"BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

>>Good to know the Feds have their shit together.


Clowns to the left of me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)

164 deer charged up out of the bush, hit him

Last few miles to motorcycle rally campout near Yosemite, huge buck lept RIGHT in front me. So close all I could see was front and hind legs. Then he jumped away. PHEW!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 08:27 PM (e8Sk7)

165 fd

The good news is this once the Fed Borg was responsive to public anger and outcry. Does not hapen often.

Maybe the insiders are getting nervous. Because there is a lot of pent up anger at Hamas, Iran, and their assistants in the Federal Government.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

166 It's the new new normal.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

167 Tonypete

Did you miss Spring Break on purpose?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

168 LOL!

en fuego Ace! have a happy weekend!

my weekend plans sound remarkably similar, well, no shelving ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 08:28 PM (UWgy2)

169 (sings)
When an eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout
That's a moray

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 08:25 PM (tBmO2)

OK, I LOL'D.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:28 PM (sAsxS)

170 I'm vacationing at the beach this week. The restaurants and shops are claiming the visitors are down about 40% this summer.

It must be our booming economy.
Posted by: Tonypete


Michael Garibaldi:
[Last lines] No boom?

Commander Jeffrey David Sinclair:
No Boom.

Susan Ivanova:
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 08:28 PM (VNX3d)

171 I'm vacationing at the beach this week. The restaurants and shops are claiming the visitors are down about 40% this summer.

It must be our booming economy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (
Have you been there before? Does it feel less crowded? Bad for the economy but good for a more relaxing vacation.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:29 PM (B1dzx)

172 In a shocking turn of events, the man from Taiwan competing as a woman beat the tar out of the biological woman. Men 2, women 0.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 08:29 PM (pZEOD)

173 Archimedes, is it possible that you and I could meet up sometime?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:29 PM (v6JzV)

174 Who wants to see something really wild

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1819150288827363729

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

175 >>Amazing. We miss scuba diving. But life changes. Hard to do in the desert.

Or when you get to be an old fart. But it was great, many memories.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld)

176 BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT
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OK, good call, but why is the SecDef doing AG work

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM


Because it didn't poll well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 08:30 PM (QNSds)

177 BOOM BOOM BOOM. out go the lights!

Posted by: Pat Travers at August 02, 2024 08:30 PM (/6GbT)

178 153 "BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Well he had to balance out revoking MoH awards.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:31 PM (B1dzx)

179 Piper

I knew a few ex-girlfiends / battle-axes that will absolutely not put up with that abuse. Sure, they get disqualified for low blows, but the message is there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

180 >>"BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"


Upcoming Presidential Election has consequences.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 08:31 PM (FmapG)

181 BOOM BOOM BOOM. out go the lights!

Posted by: Pat Travers at August 02, 2024 08:30 PM (/6GbT)

Now let's snort some whiskey

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 02, 2024 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

182 Salty, yes. No one wants to see an old man drinking and partying with the kids these days.

Although one young lady did ask me to hoist her up on my shoulders so that she could participate in a shoving match in the pool with her buds.

Um, no. That would just be creepy but I guess she didn't see it that way.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:31 PM (6WCwE)

183 Just saw "Twisters". Not nearly as dumb as it could have been.

Glen Powell -- I actually like him in the things I've seen him in, and yet I find his face supremely punchable.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 08:32 PM (66Iro)

184 We had a local, unidentified, individual that ran off the road in a housing area at a high speed. He went through one house (I'd check those building code!) and halfway to another, running over a guy in bed.

Been seeing a lot of reports of this sort here in my AO recently. Both residential and commercial.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

185 Star Trek is on. It's the one with remote control Spock.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

186 Archimedes, is it possible that you and I could meet up sometime?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

*offers soon to expire Best Western $100 Gift Card*

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at August 02, 2024 08:32 PM (1CnH+)

187 Don Black

The DOD prison unit in Guantanamo has operational control of the prisoners. So DoD, not DoJ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

188 BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.

Posted by: fd

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Plea deal must have tested awful with a focus group

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (8AONa)

189 Have you been there before? Does it feel less crowded? Bad for the economy but good for a more relaxing vacation.
Posted by: polynikes

Oh yes, it is noticeable. We've been coming here for 15 or so years and I've never seen it so empty. There are actually parking spots available all over.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (6WCwE)

190 Plea deal must have tested awful with a focus group
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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This

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (XeU6L)

191 Miklos, mama update, please

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

192 Tonypete

Well, the good news is she does not have Daddy issues. But you remarried very well. And you saved your own life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

193 In the small city to the south of me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

Gees. Getting run over in bed. Never thought that would happen any night of my many years as I drift off to sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (sAsxS)

194 Does anyone know President Obama's penis Size ????

I have a meeting with him next week and do not want to be surprised when I have to perform my skills for him...........

Posted by: Come-mala Harris at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (hbjSA)

195 159 >BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT
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OK, good call, but why is the SecDef doing AG work

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

++++

Military law is separate from civilian law. These assholes were captured by the military and are in a military facility.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (klJTj)

196 Miklos, mama update, please
Posted by: Ben Had

Oncologist on Monday AM

Thy Will be Done

Posted by: Thankful Miklos at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (1CnH+)

197 188 BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.

Posted by: fd

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Plea deal must have tested awful with a focus group
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (8AONa)
Families.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

198 It's the one with remote control Spock.

When I get unnoticed parrot poop on me, I tell him "you got me by remote control"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (G6lJl)

199
Who wants to see something really wild

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1819150288827363729
Posted by: Don Black

That's not weird at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

200 So they had a committee to make this plea deal but the deal sucked so they overrode the committee. Why have a committee to begin with? Why have a deal at all? These guys should have been disposed of 20 years ago.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

201 Thankful Miklos

Hope is goes better than your understandable fears.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

202 Or when you get to be an old fart. But it was great, many memories.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld)

Yes to both!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM (sAsxS)

203 >Plea deal must have tested awful with a focus group
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 08:33 PM (8AONa)
Families.

Everyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

204 Does anyone know President Obama's penis Size ????

Big Mike?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM (G6lJl)

205 These guys should have been disposed of 20 years ago.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM (mH6SG)

206 They received a shitload of pushback from 9-11 families so thus it being revoked.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:38 PM (B1dzx)

207 These guys should have been disposed of 20 years ago.

Yep.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Doesn't America even make wood chippers anymore?

Posted by: Miklos wonders at August 02, 2024 08:39 PM (1CnH+)

208 polynikes

Have we surrendered to Islam? Because it sure feel like we secretly did.

The UK is much, much worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

209 Do without chocolate for a long time. I never buy it so there isn't any here. Only at holidays visiting somewhere else.
Occasionally a office that's open might have some on a counter

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 08:40 PM (fwDg9)

210 Hope is goes better than your understandable fears.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Thank you

Posted by: Miklos at August 02, 2024 08:40 PM (1CnH+)

211 9/11 suspects? They’ve been in jail forever. Find a building scheduled for implosion and tie them up inside and let them experience what happened to innocent people on 9/11.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2024 08:41 PM (2NHgQ)

212 Joe wants to close Guantanamo now. I say fine, but leave all the prisoners there.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

213 Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Ask Reggie Love.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

214 polynikes

Have we surrendered to Islam? Because it sure feel like we secretly did.

The UK is much, much worse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Obama promised to close Gitmo . The only way to do that was to carry out the appropriate sentences
We somewhat surrendered as soon as Barack Hussein Obama was elected.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:42 PM (B1dzx)

215 Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Ask Reggie Love.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Appetizer

Like a Lil' Smokie

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 02, 2024 08:43 PM (1CnH+)

216 Attention cinephiles

A new documentary on 2001: A Space Odyssey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Jfl88JV_A&t=1s

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2024 08:43 PM (ioD89)

217 fd

Guantanamo was a great training place for working up ships. But ISTR we don't use it for refresher training any more. I do remember the land crabs, the clear blue waters of the bay, and the O club.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

218 216 I’m sorry, Dave. I cannot watch that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:44 PM (v6JzV)

219 Anna Puma

How are you doing? Any conventions on the horizon?

I want to extend an invitation to you for the TxMoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

220 wow, the perfect Leinenkugel's slushy ...

... because God loves us and want's us to be happy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 08:48 PM (UWgy2)

221 Just watched a couple innings of "Banana Ball" on the TV. Kind of like Baseball only different. Rules are basically the same but different, Quality of ball is about collage level. Designed to entertain. One rule is that if the fans catch a pop fly, the batter is out. Another is that the pitcher pitches at his pace. One guy pitched to fast that the half inning lasted 1 minute and 17 seconds, including a strikeout. Being a Baseball purist I would never watch it again, unless it came on the TV again. ESPN

Posted by: javems at August 02, 2024 08:49 PM (8I4hW)

222 The plea deal will be back if she wins. They announced it too soon. Somebody screwed up. The rubes must be placated through election season. If they could openly give these d-bags medals they would.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 08:50 PM (tBmO2)

223 204 Does anyone know President Obama's penis Size ????

Kumalot, You come near Barry and I will personally rip your heart out and shove it down your pencil neck !!!!!!

Posted by: Big Mike at August 02, 2024 08:52 PM (rcLES)

224 222 - and a nice fedgov pension, like old sovunion

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 08:53 PM (UWgy2)

225 Pickle Ball >>> Banana Ball

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 08:54 PM (v6JzV)

226 polynikes

Have we surrendered to Islam? Because it sure feel like we secretly did.

The UK is much, much worse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Obama promised to close Gitmo . The only way to do that was to carry out the appropriate sentences
We somewhat surrendered as soon as Barack Hussein Obama was elected.
Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:42 PM (B1dzx)
Well I didn’t surrender.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

227 The host country is kicking ass on the medal count. Second in Golds to China and second to the USA in total count.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:54 PM (B1dzx)

228 Just watched a couple innings of "Banana Ball" on the TV. Kind of like Baseball only different. Rules are basically the same but different, Quality of ball is about collage level. Designed to entertain. One rule is that if the fans catch a pop fly, the batter is out. Another is that the pitcher pitches at his pace. One guy pitched to fast that the half inning lasted 1 minute and 17 seconds, including a strikeout. Being a Baseball purist I would never watch it again, unless it came on the TV again. ESPN
Posted by: javems

Was at Chili's with the grandsons tonight and saw the Banana Ball game on one of the TVs. Was going to ask the Horde what it was. Now I don't have to. Thanks.

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2024 08:54 PM (oaGWv)

229 Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

Of course not. I should have said government instead of we.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 08:55 PM (B1dzx)

230 Biden is not going to Close Club GITMO.........
Where will Obama hold his Family Reunions ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 02, 2024 08:56 PM (VYql4)

231 Archimedes, is it possible that you and I could meet up sometime?

Sure, where are you?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 08:56 PM (xCA6C)

232 159

'OK, good call, but why is the SecDef doing AG work?'

Military tribunal verdict?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2024 08:56 PM (3wi/L)

233 Surrender. Not a word in my vocabulary.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 08:56 PM (5MvGY)

234 219 Anna Puma

How are you doing? Any conventions on the horizon?

I want to extend an invitation to you for the TxMoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ
Yes, there’ll be lots of airplane talk.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2024 08:57 PM (LHPAg)

235 >The DOD prison unit in Guantanamo has operational control of the prisoners. So DoD, not DoJ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

-----


(Nathan Thurm voice)

"I know that... It's so strange you would think I didn't know that."

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 08:58 PM (/7KEl)

236 Just saw "Twisters". Not nearly as dumb as it could have been.

Glen Powell -- I actually like him in the things I've seen him in, and yet I find his face supremely punchable.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 08:32 PM (66Iro)

Not sure if this changes things but he's a really nice and conservative guy - a good friend of a good friend.

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (Kcw7x)

237 204 Does anyone know President Obama's penis Size ????

Big Mike?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 08:37 PM

The giggling, sighing, swooning female reporters who actually went public with their group crush about Obama deliberately posing (on AF1 while pontificating to them) in such a way that his Willie Brown was emphasized. They were too dumb to realize he's into dick but his ego enjoyed giving them a thrill.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (tBmO2)

238 "I know that... It's so strange you would think I didn't know that."


I'm just gonna keep this one on file

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (/7KEl)

239 Anna Puma, you agree and I will make a the arrangements.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (5MvGY)

240 194

'do not want to be surprised when I have to perform my skills for him'

Dress like a Pakistani man. You'll bring him to tears.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (3wi/L)

241 Not sure if this changes things but he's a really nice and conservative guy - a good friend of a good friend.
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:00 PM (Kcw7x)
---

Nice to know! Then I change my facepunch to a smart slap on the ass.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:01 PM (kpS4V)

242 I just found out this weekend that a gay hooker came forward years ago and had verifiable testimony that he not only serviced Barry in Chicago, where his gayness was an open secret, but also moved to DC after Barry became president and their relationship continued on.

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:01 PM (Kcw7x)

243 Don Black

We are not a serious country to let them live this long. Interrogate them, verify what they day, and under the Laws of Land Warfare, and other International accords, they can be hanged.

Shooting is reserved for honorable combatants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

244 Nice to know! Then I change my facepunch to a smart slap on the ass.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:01 PM (kpS4V)

lol

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:02 PM (Kcw7x)

245 If I could only get my lefty parents to watch those cringe Kamala supporter videos in the previous post. The left is a total train wreck.

Posted by: breaking bogey at August 02, 2024 09:02 PM (69oK7)

246 MFM crowing about Kamala raising $310-million in July [when Biden only dropped out on the 21st].

I wonder if it includes transferring Biden's funds to the Kamala campaign??

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:03 PM (i0CiB)

247 Glen Powell -- I actually like him in the things I've seen him in, and yet I find his face supremely punchable.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Now I had exactly the opposite reaction. I found his face supremely kissable. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2024 09:03 PM (oaGWv)

248
Help me figure out this dumb Kyle Rittenhouse bullshit, please.

I don't give a shit what he says on twitter or if this dummy jumped off a cliff. What bothers me is the left is saying "Trump begged" Kyle to re-endorse him.

I hope this is just another Democrat Lie, but if it's true, Trump needs to fire people for even contacting Kyle.



Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:03 PM (2JPYq)

249 "A few years ago, somebody wigged out around here and stole a gasoline tanker truck and ended up nearly wiping out somebody sleeping in their home. Drugs, naked, etc. I think there was a big lawsuit because the truck was left unattended just long enough for drugged out naked guy to steal it, or something. Gotta watch out for everything, I guess."

My daughter tells me emergency room stories, and once had one about the guy on a psych hold that eloped, made it up to the medevac helipad, and was helmeted, strapped in, and pressing buttons when security got him back.

Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 09:04 PM (enw9G)

250 Anna Puma, come to the Island of Misfit Toys!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:04 PM (kpS4V)

251 https://tinyurl.com/5ack432c

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

252 Soothsayer

Mistakes were made. It is a big campaign. Can't expect perfection always.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

253 I had a lizard jump on me out of the mail box when I went to check the mail the other day. I think it was a gecko.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 07:34 PM (QNSds)


Anyone ever heard of a Skink? I just was told of this monstrosity yesterday and I hope to never, ever, ever encounter one.

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:05 PM (Kcw7x)

254 I know- it's ridiculous that these cretins are still drawing breath


but it takes political will to execute them, and that is lacking

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:06 PM (/7KEl)

255 231 Archimedes, I am in Chantilly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:06 PM (v6JzV)

256 Evening, Cafe-Goers! Just opened a Troubled Monk "Open Road American Brown Ale". It is yummy. And I earned it. last four hours spent stripping crusty brake parts out of old Studebaker truck chassis' to try to help a guy who has a Chevy with a Napco 4X4 conversion that has Studebaker brakes on it. Go figure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 09:06 PM (66G1t)

257 Interrogate them, verify what they {s}ay, and under the Laws of Land Warfare, and other International accords, they can be hanged.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The big question..... can pig intestines support the weight of a human?

Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2024 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

258 137 Unbelievable. Once again the weather front splits in front of the DC suburbs and misses us altogether, so we get no rain. This has happened so many times this summer, I'm beginning to take it personally.
Posted by: Archimedes


Went outside here in Arlington, VA and it was all windy, dark and gloomy. A few sprinkles but nothing else. Could have used some rain here. God's Judgement on Babylon DC continues!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 09:07 PM (FmapG)

259 My daughter tells me emergency room stories, and once had one about the guy on a psych hold that eloped, made it up to the medevac helipad, and was helmeted, strapped in, and pressing buttons when security got him back.
Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 09:04 PM (enw9G)

Sounds like Murdoch from the A-Team.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 09:07 PM (4Med0)

260
Mystery 80's lyrics:

And you wanted to dance
So I asked you to dance

*I heard this song on the radio today. This band had a few big hits in the early 80's; this song is not one of them. Good tune, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:07 PM (2JPYq)

261 Mr. Aspirin, my thought too!

Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 09:08 PM (enw9G)

262 LASue

I have two species of skinks living below my porch.

The skinks were the target of the mountain lion years ago that was trying to get under the porch. I opened the door, looked at the mountain lion on the other side of the open porch railing, and it immediately booked for the cedar draw.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

263 260

Duran Duran - Save a prayer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 02, 2024 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

264 Anyone ever heard of a Skink? I just was told of this monstrosity yesterday and I hope to never, ever, ever encounter one.
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2024 09:05 PM (Kcw7x)
----

The Blue-Tongued Skink sounds like a Dr Seuss character

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:09 PM (kpS4V)

265 " ... demonrat lie ... "

srsly? do you even need to ask that question?

assume that anything you see in the mass market media is a lie

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 09:09 PM (UWgy2)

266 mikeski

I like the way you think. But the current DOD would never go for that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

267 but it takes political will to execute them, and that is lacking

Posted by: Don Black

=====

Washington, as a body, is dead set that they'd rather nothing versus doing something that would please conservatives.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 09:10 PM (8AONa)

268
Duran Duran - Save a prayer.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


Yep.


https://youtu.be/6Uxc9eFcZyM?si=3bHaj0X4ysq28qCn

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:10 PM (2JPYq)

269 Bulgaroctonus

I lived in Reston for 20 years, but am much happier in rural Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

270 Fuck what the Left thinks. Rittenhouse has a million followers and came out he wouldn't be voting for Trump because of 2nd Amendment issues. The Trump camp straightened him out in regard to the 2nd amendment issues. That's what a campaign is supposed to do.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:11 PM (B1dzx)

271 Is there an NFPA hazard symbol for "drugged out naked guy"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:11 PM (kpS4V)

272 try it and see ... if not, there's always braiding, mikeski

think old style hemp ropemaking

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 09:12 PM (UWgy2)

273 Fuck what the Left thinks. Rittenhouse has a million followers and came out he wouldn't be voting for Trump because of 2nd Amendment issues. The Trump camp straightened him out in regard to the 2nd amendment issues. That's what a campaign is supposed to do.
Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:11 PM (B1dzx)

Sounds like he is just dumb enough to be manipulated. Or bought.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 09:12 PM (66G1t)

274 All Hail Eris

☣ 💀?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

275 233 Surrender. Not a word in my vocabulary.
Posted by: Ben Had


https://youtu.be/T_Km11HNzUY?si=iU4VWnHJ8iXELY9W

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 02, 2024 09:13 PM (FmapG)

276 Alberta Oil Peon

Have him take the Dem money, and vote for Trump in the privacy of the voting booth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

277 Rittenhouse apologized. He noted he was Uber dumb.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:13 PM (pRpzT)

278 Mr. Aspirin, my thought too!
Posted by: barbarausa at August 02, 2024 09:08 PM (enw9G)

Great minds yada yada.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 09:14 PM (4Med0)

279 Piper

We need Rittenhouse on the roof at Butler. To protect.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

280 big dot surrounded by several concentric circles, Eris?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 09:14 PM (UWgy2)

281 Salty:

☣ 💀 🍆?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:14 PM (kpS4V)

282
Kyle has a history of being manipulated and making stupid decisions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:15 PM (2JPYq)

283 Have him take the Dem money, and vote for Trump in the privacy of the voting booth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Good plan if he didn't have a million followers ( don't know how many are bots but that's the official number)

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:15 PM (B1dzx)

284 Good plan if he didn't have a million followers ( don't know how many are bots but that's the official number)
Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:15 PM (B1dzx)

There was a guy who managed with just 12 disciples...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (66G1t)

285 @TheBabylonBee
·
12h
Methuselah's Wife Still Bringing Up That Argument They Had 741 Years Ago

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (/7KEl)

286 A lot of single issue 2A guys are still pissed at Trump over bump stocks.
Sounds like Kyle was running with those guys.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)

287 Never Surrender!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=-4pg6Jh94Lo&pp=ygUabmV2ZXIgc3VycmVuZGVyIGNvcmV5IGhhcnQ%3D

Sorry, Eighties gal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:17 PM (kpS4V)

288 All Hail Eris

The eggplant really sends a "Stay away!" vibe. Because cauliflower or succotash would be misunderstood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

289 There was a guy who managed with just 12 disciples...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (66G1t)

82 if we're counting 😀

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:17 PM (B1dzx)

290 269 Salty, I don’t doubt that at all. Reston was the first place I lived in Northern Virginia. Nice place, overall, but still, Northern Virginia…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:17 PM (v6JzV)

291 Ah, bless the HQ. Where else can you get six different interpretations of the same story? Think I'll apply the 48-hour rule to the Rittenhouse stuff.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2024 09:18 PM (mH6SG)

292 lot of single issue 2A guys are still pissed at Trump over bump stocks.
Sounds like Kyle was running with those guys.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)

We'll show him and make him lose to the person that wants to take away all your guns.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:18 PM (B1dzx)

293
Yeah, some gun faggot in Colorado was using/manipulating Kyle.

This fake "gun rights" fraud has a history of being anti-Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:19 PM (2JPYq)

294 I'm sure all of those "single issue 2A guys" will be SO EFFING MUCH HAPPIER with preznit harris, amirite?

*spit*
*repeatedly*

types, deletes, yaddayadda ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 09:19 PM (UWgy2)

295 Ain't nothing wrong with skanks.

Posted by: Hunter B at August 02, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b)

296 I used to play on a very large gun forum and I can tell you right now, Trump lost quite a bit of support over bump stocks.
It was a big F'n deal.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:21 PM (elaR+)

297 Ah, bless the HQ. Where else can you get six different interpretations of the same story? Think I'll apply the 48-hour rule to the Rittenhouse stuff.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 02, 2024 09:18 PM (mH6SG)

Don't have to wait. You can read his original tweet and his subsequent tweet where he admits he was misinformed and was back on the MAGA train.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:22 PM (B1dzx)

298 Have a great night, everyone.

May you have deep sleep, fun dreams, and a smile on your face all of tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2024 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

299 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre Aug 2
🔥🚨EXPOSED: Kyle Rittenhouse has been working with Rocky Mountain Gun Owners, a gun lobby ran by serial Trump hater Dudley Brown.

Rocky Mountain Gun is the Colorado affiliate of the National Association for Gun Rights. The national organization helped fund Rittenhouse amid his legal case when he “was in trouble.”

Rittenhouse announcement for not voting for Trump was actually posted by Dudley Brown first. That post is still on Kyle’s page.

This company has a history of spending tens of thousands of dollars against Pro Trump candidates.

Rittenhouse has spoke for Rocky Mountain Gun Owners at multiple venues and events, he is even seen wearing their shirt during his speeches and appearances.

Just go to Dudley Brown’s Twitter page and search “Kyle” after that search “Trump”

I personally believe Rittenhouse is being taken advantage of, he was young; easy to control and in need of help, whoever paid his debts are stilling asking for interest and his opinions and voice has been manipulated into forcing him to push things he don't believe.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:23 PM (i0CiB)

300 Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre Aug 2
Everything Rittenhouse said in the video looks like a tweet from Dudley Brown, Brown is even present in promotional footage that isn’t hosted by Rocky Mountain Gun Owners.

Is that random? You be the judge.

Kyle Rittenhouse @ThisIsKyleR
Over the past 12 hours, I've had a series of productive conversations with members of the Trump's team and I am confident he will be the strong ally gun owners need to defend our Second Amendment rights.

My comments made last night were ill-informed and unproductive. I'm 100% behind Donald Trump and encourage every gun owner to join me in helping send him back to the White House.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 14m
I was harder on you than anyone - but I can't hold a grudge when a man apologizes.

Just remember, when it was political poison to take your side, Trump and MAGA was there for you during your lowest point.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:23 PM (i0CiB)

301 I'm sure all of those "single issue 2A guys" will be SO EFFING MUCH HAPPIER with preznit harris, amirite?

*spit*
*repeatedly*

types, deletes, yaddayadda ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades

They think there will be a nice, neat, civil war, then everything will be skittles shitting unicorns again.
Others don't care.
A lot of scum on that site.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:23 PM (elaR+)

302
That little shit better make it clear on twitter that Trump never "begged" him for anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:25 PM (2JPYq)

303 skittles ... ... ... LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 02, 2024 09:26 PM (UWgy2)

304 lot of single issue 2A guys are still pissed at Trump over bump stocks.
Sounds like Kyle was running with those guys.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)

We'll show him and make him lose to the person that wants to take away all your guns.
Posted by: polynikes

The state of critical thinking in America.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 09:26 PM (4Med0)

305 I would like some advice on the hot/crazy matrix.

Is she hot enough for a second look or should we just all walk on and pretend to not be interested?

https://youtu.be/bV2_o2N55CQ

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 09:26 PM (D7oie)

306 "Anyone ever heard of a Skink?"

We have skinks around here. They will bite the heck out of you if you catch one. They get big and strong and fast. Well, some of them do. The ones the cats and dog don't get.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 09:26 PM (vFG9F)

307 Rittenhouse tweet

https://tinyurl.com/yc4ttt24

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:26 PM (pRpzT)

308 Skinks are lizards.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:27 PM (v6JzV)

309 used to play on a very large gun forum and I can tell you right now, Trump lost quite a bit of support over bump stocks.
It was a big F'n deal.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:21 PM (elaR+)

No doubt but was the alternative ever discussed?

Trump as a New Yorker was never a big gun rights guy though his son turned into one and I believe helps keep Trump steady on the issue.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:28 PM (B1dzx)

310 lot of single issue 2A guys are still pissed at Trump over bump stocks.
Sounds like Kyle was running with those guys.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:16 PM (elaR+)

We'll show him and make him lose to the person that wants to take away all your guns.
Posted by: polynikes

The state of critical thinking in America.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Many are in the let it burn camp.
They just don't care.
That section of the site was a shithole.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:29 PM (elaR+)

311 Wally the Walrus. Somebody really had to work their prefrontal cortex far into the night to come up with a clever moniker for a walrus like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 02, 2024 09:30 PM (3iMA8)

312 I prefer this skink...

https://tinyurl.com/3pze7n5y


Skink anti-aircraft tank

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:30 PM (i0CiB)

313 Trump is pretty good on 2A. The bump stock thing was because he thought it made an AR full auto, probably because he got bad advice.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 09:31 PM (vFG9F)

314
All those gun faggots live in red states, in red counties, in red towns. They live in their little bubble and have no idea of the giant fascist wave coming.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:31 PM (2JPYq)

315
311 Wally the Walrus. Somebody really had to work their prefrontal cortex far into the night to come up with a clever moniker for a walrus like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August

Not even close to the creative Owlbert.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:31 PM (pRpzT)

316 Many are in the let it burn camp.
They just don't care.
That section of the site was a shithole.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:29 PM (elaR+

Probably were wishing for a chance to use the guns for real. Unfortunately that wish is closer than it's been in a long time.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:32 PM (B1dzx)

317 After the bumpstock ban, the ATF used the precedent to go after other new firearm inventions and then did a reversal on AR15 pistols as well.

Trump got blamed for that too.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:33 PM (elaR+)

318 Is she hot enough for a second look or should we just all walk on and pretend to not be interested?

I think my testicles just crawled back up into my abdomen.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 09:33 PM (xCA6C)

319 should we just all walk on

Not with Nixon's dick.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:35 PM (G6lJl)

320
Probably were wishing for a chance to use the guns for real. Unfortunately that wish is closer than it's been in a long time.
Posted by: polynikes

There probably were a few Boogaloo boys there.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:35 PM (elaR+)

321
I mean ron fucking paul? From the year 2000?

Is he even still alive?

How about Lyndon LaRouche? I'll bet he's great on 2A, too, shitheads.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:36 PM (2JPYq)

322 Austin revokes plea deal for alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and 2 others

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 09:36 PM (Ps4hc)

323 that wish is closer than it's been in a long time.

I wish Cotton was a monkey.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:36 PM (G6lJl)

324 There probably were a few Boogaloo boys there.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:35 PM (elaR

You got to believe most gun forums are monitored pretty closely.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:37 PM (B1dzx)

325 194 Does anyone know President Obama's penis Size ????

I have a meeting with him next week and do not want to be surprised when I have to perform my skills for him...........
Posted by: Come-mala Harris at August 02, 2024 08:35 PM (hbjSA)

Ask Reggie but um, Barry's not the one you want to worry about...

Posted by: Big Mike at August 02, 2024 09:38 PM (lg881)

326 Austin revokes plea deal for alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and 2 others


https://tinyurl.com/yc2umbef

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 09:38 PM (Ps4hc)

327 I wish Cotton was a monkey.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:36 PM (G6lJl)

What do you think would have happened if Trump was assassinated ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:38 PM (B1dzx)

328 There probably were a few Boogaloo boys there.
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@amuse @amuse Jul 31
A declassified FBI document confirms longstanding suspicions of the agency's active involvement with Patriot Front for years. With 950 pages of details (heavily redacted), it’s evident that numerous federal assets are deeply embedded within the organization. Interestingly, the group's only documented criminal activity appears to be the illegal placement of posters on public and private property. I'll post links to the FBI's documents (again, not terribly interesting given the fact they've been heavily redacted).

The FBI declassified two packages of documents on the suspected federal front group Patriot Front on Monday:

vault.fbi.gov/patriot-front/...
vault.fbi.gov/patriot-front/...

FLASHBACK: The FBI Blocked the Conviction of Patriot Front's Frontman Thomas Ryan Rousseau.
Apr 29
https://tinyurl.com/4tw9dhj9

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:38 PM (i0CiB)

329 Kyle Rittenhouse @ThisIsKyleR
Over the past 12 hours, I've had a series of productive conversations with members of the Trump's team and I am confident he will be the strong ally gun owners need to defend our Second Amendment rights.

My comments made last night were ill-informed and unproductive. I'm 100% behind Donald Trump and encourage every gun owner to join me in helping send him back to the White House.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 14m
I was harder on you than anyone - but I can't hold a grudge when a man apologizes.

Just remember, when it was political poison to take your side, Trump and MAGA was there for you during your lowest point.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:23 PM (i0CiB)
In a certain respect, Rittenhouse was miraculously spared the wrath of the left, not to the degree President Trump was, but same principle. GOD was on his side, and he’d best remember that.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2024 09:38 PM (LHPAg)

330 @amuse @amuse Jul 31
MORE: FBI Declassifies 950 Pages on Suspected Fed Front Group Patriot Front – Almost Every Page is FULLY REDACTED.

SURPRISE! FBI Declassifies 950 Pages on Suspected Fed Front Group Patriot Front - Nearly Every Page...
The FBI declassified two packages of documents on the suspected federal front group Patriot Front on Monday.
thegatewaypundit.com

https://tinyurl.com/3udpn6bv

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:39 PM (i0CiB)

331 There probably were a few Boogaloo boys there.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:35 PM (elaR

You got to believe most gun forums are monitored pretty closely.
Posted by: polynikes

There was that suspicion too.
Overt calls for violence were not tolerated as they did not want heat from the feds.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:40 PM (elaR+)

332
Yeah, half the people on those forums are probably feds, ginning up the "gun grabber" feelings.

Then the feds will recruit a couple of them to use as patsies for fed-ops like the "patriot front."

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:41 PM (2JPYq)

333 I see a report and I want to paint it black.

Posted by: The FBI at August 02, 2024 09:41 PM (vFG9F)

334 I still can't decide on a Boog ensemble.

Probably go with my old reliable Death's Head Hussar uniform.

What are you guys gonna wear?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

335 In other terrible news, the whale tail is making a comeback.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:42 PM (pRpzT)

336 Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

I'll go with the Charlie Harper look. Can't go full Hawaiian shirt.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:43 PM (B1dzx)

337 What do you think would have happened if Trump was assassinated ?

I wish I had a watermelon.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:43 PM (G6lJl)

338 "What are you guys gonna wear?
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

My Rough Riders outfit.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 09:43 PM (vFG9F)

339 I wish Cotton was a monkey.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

With soft luxurious fur?

Posted by: Dieter von Miklos, who now dances at August 02, 2024 09:44 PM (1CnH+)

340 So, some dumbfuck prosecutors did some dumbfuckery just before a Presidential election,made an unauthorized plea deal, and the powers that be said, "About Face!"

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2024 09:44 PM (i0F8b)

341 What are you guys gonna wear?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:41 PM (kpS4V)

I think the fedgrau might still fit. Otherwise it is the tails and cummerbund

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 09:44 PM (D7oie)

342 I still can't decide on a Boog ensemble.

Probably go with my old reliable Death's Head Hussar uniform.

What are you guys gonna wear?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I thought I would go for the most terrifying one I could think of.
Going nude.
Scary and nauseating all at once

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:45 PM (elaR+)

343 What do you think would have happened if Trump was assassinated ?

I wish I had a watermelon.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:43 PM (G6lJl)

If your goal was to skip each others posts mission accomplished.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:45 PM (B1dzx)

344
Eris:

https://youtu.be/dNwx8T65Jl8?si=fmPUwQP6p90Fu4sW&t=71

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 02, 2024 09:45 PM (2JPYq)

345 My Rough Riders outfit.
----

Nice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:45 PM (kpS4V)

346 First Rule of the Patriot Front-

No patriots.

It is all a front, though.

Posted by: Miklos, unfooled at August 02, 2024 09:46 PM (1CnH+)

347 I am in my happy place (gay expression, but it fits). Sitting at the picnic table in my Mom's "yard" on Cape Cod. I have done the math, out of 53 years on Earth I have spent at least one week in this cottage 51 times. I hope you are all doing well this summer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 09:46 PM (x+zNV)

348 what is the body armor rating for woad and a thin skim of CLP?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2024 09:47 PM (D7oie)

349 "My Rough Riders outfit.
----

Nice!
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

I've even got a Monocle!

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 09:47 PM (vFG9F)

350 “ Austin revokes plea deal for alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and 2 others”

The timing was inconvenient for the election. The deal will be back on after November.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 02, 2024 09:47 PM (++OiL)

351 Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 09:46 PM (x+zNV)

What part of the Cape?

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:47 PM (B1dzx)

352 Sooth, a reverse Mohawk is Purge perfect! 👍

Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 02, 2024 09:48 PM (kpS4V)

353 Have you all seen the latest clips of Biden? I mean he's fried! "You're stuck with me, buddy whether you like it or not!" This is our president?!!! Who the freak is running the country? In a normal world no democrat would get a single vote for at least 10 years. But they're going to steal it Kamala. Unbelievable.

Posted by: InZona at August 02, 2024 09:48 PM (qz1Fg)

354 My Rough Riders outfit.
Posted by: fd

OOooo OOooo

Posted by: Mayor Pete, in best Floyd the barber voice at August 02, 2024 09:48 PM (1CnH+)

355 I wonder if my Winged Hussar uniform still fits.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 02, 2024 09:48 PM (p6u48)

356 I see the NRA is backing the Democrat in Alaska. Glad I am no longer a member.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 02, 2024 09:48 PM (++OiL)

357 My Rough Riders outfit.
Posted by: fd

OOooo OOooo
Posted by: Mayor Pete, in best Floyd the barber voice

Someone wants a mustache ride.
Ugh.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:49 PM (elaR+)

358 I've even got a Monocle!
Posted by: fd

Pfft

I have two.

Posted by: Miklos, lookin' at you funny at August 02, 2024 09:49 PM (1CnH+)

359 *peeks out of hole*

Are things any better?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 09:49 PM (aPY1X)

360 I have two.
Posted by: Miklos, lookin' at you funny at August 02, 2024 09:49 PM (1CnH+)

Do you keep them in the binnacle, when playing pinochle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 09:50 PM (66G1t)

361 I see a report and I want to paint it black.
--------
I see the girls go by in their red MAGA caps

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:50 PM (i0CiB)

362 *peeks out of hole*

Are things any better?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Depends.
Are you an eel?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:51 PM (elaR+)

363 *peeks out of hole*

Are things any better?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Who told him it's Friday?

Posted by: Miklos, 'spectin' someone to 'fess up at August 02, 2024 09:51 PM (1CnH+)

364 Do you keep them in the binnacle, when playing pinochle?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Fo'c'sle

Posted by: Cap'm Mikos, spitting on hands at August 02, 2024 09:53 PM (1CnH+)

365 Fo'c'sle

Bofus?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 02, 2024 09:54 PM (G6lJl)

366 wow oil burns hurt
I look like a leper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 09:54 PM (IG4Id)

367 Polynikes, Brewster.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 09:54 PM (x+zNV)

368 wow oil burns hurt
I look like a leper.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Unclean!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:55 PM (elaR+)

369 Bofus?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Depends of the length of the voyage, and the rump, I mean rum rations.

Posted by: Cap'm Mikos, aboard the Raging Queen at August 02, 2024 09:56 PM (1CnH+)

370 I thought I would go for the most terrifying one I could think of.
Going nude.
Scary and nauseating all at once
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

No butt plug with peacock feathers?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:56 PM (6WCwE)

371 thought I would go for the most terrifying one I could think of.
Going nude.
Scary and nauseating all at once
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

No butt plug with peacock feathers?
Posted by: Tonypete

I'll leave that for the Kansas city folk.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:57 PM (elaR+)

372 153 "BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

Do you think anyone consulted either of the president's on this?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 09:58 PM (uBBbP)

373 366 wow oil burns hurt
I look like a leper.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at

Eeek! Hope you,are okay!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:58 PM (pZEOD)

374 Polynikes, Brewster.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 09:54 PM (x+zNV)

I used to vaca with my girlfriend and her parents in Chatham. Most relaxed I've ever felt.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 09:59 PM (B1dzx)

375 BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

Do you think anyone consulted either of the president's on this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

President Xi was unavailable.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 02, 2024 09:59 PM (VNX3d)

376 "BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

Do you think anyone consulted either of the president's on this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

This time, the President disappears on the SecDef.

Posted by: Miklos figures turnabout is fair play at August 02, 2024 10:00 PM (1CnH+)

377 I am storing in a 1940's sea chest, my wife's great great uncles' WW1 uniform plus medals with very degraded leather leggings + Officer's hat in our attic along with various instruments he had as a doctor.

Kinda cool indeed, and we have opened it up from time to time to show the kids and educate them on that history. The rest of the family says we should consider maybe to donate it to some relevant museum of that period but I'm kinda on the fence.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 02, 2024 10:01 PM (TDvv2)

378 So a Black totally not Indian and an Authoritarian walk into a bar...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:02 PM (IG4Id)

379 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2024 10:02 PM (66G1t)

380 376 "BREAKING: U.S. Defense Secretary Austin revokes plea deal with 9/11 suspects, effectively reinstating it as a death penalty case - NYT"

Good to know the Feds have their shit together.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

Do you think anyone consulted either of the president's on this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

This time, the President disappears on the SecDef.

Posted by: Miklos figures turnabout is fair play at August 02, 2024 10:00 PM (

Someday they'll go looking for Biden and they'll find him in a coat closet in the hall talking to corn pop on his shoe phone.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 10:02 PM (uBBbP)

381 362 *peeks out of hole*

Are things any better?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Depends.
Are you an eel?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 09:51 PM (elaR+)

That's a yoof e ism, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 02, 2024 10:03 PM (aPY1X)

382 ONT up woops

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:03 PM (IG4Id)

383 Come on back, Polynikes, it is still a relaxing place. Even in mid-season, if you get 50 yards from a major road you might as well be in a State Park.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 02, 2024 10:03 PM (x+zNV)

384 Wally the Walrus. Somebody really had to work their prefrontal cortex far into the night to come up with a clever moniker for a walrus like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

The moniker Meghan McCain was already taken.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 10:04 PM (tBmO2)

385 The quickie hostage exchange...now this?

I'm thinking the Biden/Obama admin. is actually trying to enflame the Diplomatic discourse around the world...

but to what end?

Are they actually trying to start WWIII?

What will the Democrates do to avoid a loss in 2024???

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 02, 2024 10:08 PM (TDvv2)

386 It's hard for me to take seriously anybody who punctuates a rhetorical point with "full stop."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 03, 2024 08:26 AM (hNi4N)

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