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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/30/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner," Joby founder and chief JoeBen Bevirt


Quote II

“I thought that the opening ceremony was a disgrace, actually,” President Donald Trump


Quote III

“You can’t do a barbecue and you can’t invite people over. It’s like a dead carcass rotting in the sun sitting in your back yard. I mean, it stinks.” Jeff Horacek

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It's summer. That can only mean one thing...... Summer fire season.

US and Canada wildfires map shows where blazes are raging

Wildfires are raging across parts of the US and Canada this summer, with some blazes ignited by extreme weather events.

Millions of people in the western US and Canada were placed under air quality alerts on Sunday as fires forced thousands to evacuate their homes.

A wildfire tracking map shows blazes burning up and down the California coast and parts of the the Pacific Northwest, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico.

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CBD's The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition was a sad in-depth look at Great Britain. How do third world immigrants fit into western civilization? Not too well. And the peons are getting pissed.

The ordinary people of Southport, London, England, have had enough. They are angry about the recent stabbings that resulted in three young girls dying and eight others, including two adults, fighting for their lives. It is only one incident of many.

The killer is a 17-year-old son of immigrants from Rwanda.

Hmmm. I wonder if he is a practicing parishioner of the Religion of Pieces?


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Politicians of every stripe are all the same it seems when it comes to power. Even the little local pipsqueaks drunks.

‘Don’t you have something better to do?’ Marco Island Vice Chairman arrested for DUI

Marco Island Vice Chairman, Erik Brechnitz is facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in the parking garage of 5000 Royal Marco Way.

After responding to the scene, at around 2:19 p.m. Friday, Marco Island police noticed Brechnitz was unsteady on his feet and asked what happened.

According to the police report, Brechnitz stated he was very tired because he had been playing tennis earlier in the day and had taken a nap in his car. According to witnesses, Brechnitz had been unconscious for about an hour and would not wake up despite knocking on his window.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Home Baked Cookies Emporium


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Last thoughts, "Oh shit!!!" or Am I a Genius Award Winner.

Photos: Crane pulled onto roof of North Greenbush home
Emergency workers were gathered at a home on Sandra Drive in Defreestville weighing how to remove vehicle

NORTH GREENBUSH — A 13-ton tree-removal truck with a long crane arm tipped over and landed on the roof of a house Monday afternoon in the hamlet of Defreestville.


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1 Yp

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:05 PM (aPY1X)

2 I find it quite telling that Every Precious Democracy always seems to require a Federalized Armed Secret Police Force (aka Stasi, KGB, FSB, Ministry of Truth, DoJ, FBI, etc.) to keep the 49% of the population that might have "insurrectionist tendencies" to see the errors of their thoughts, or else...!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

3 first

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2024 10:05 PM (TSQkU)

4 Bean there

Posted by: Ciampino - Needs jail time. We need revenge. at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (qfLjt)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (6WCwE)

6 My precioussssssss

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (aPY1X)

7 Long walk off a short pier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (0eaVi)

8 Not even!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (FALHG)

9 Yo horde

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (//1bX)

10 Wat?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (6JRrX)

11 Top 10? Surely! It's my lucky day!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (JrYM1)

12 Whew, just in time!

Posted by: a server hamster at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

13 Howdy

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:06 PM (vWeTL)

14 Summer Fire Season! You never know how to decorate for that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)

15 Anti-Moslem backlash:

Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho
🚨 Police line up to protect a Mosque in Southport from British rioters seeking to tear it down.

People have had enough of witnessing daily murders & stabbings at the hands of migrants.

This is all by design.

https://tinyurl.com/y23rmsah
14 seconds and a Bulletin screencap.

James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90
THE POLICE ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IN SOUTHPORT

This is what happens when innocent children are butchered!
https://tinyurl.com/3td6r5tb
40 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)

16 Almost.first.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)

17 2 I find it quite telling that Every Precious Democracy always seems to require a Federalized Armed Secret Police Force (aka Stasi, KGB, FSB, Ministry of Truth, DoJ, FBI, etc.) to keep the 49% of the population that might have "insurrectionist tendencies" to see the errors of their thoughts, or else...!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
----
potent observation

Posted by: Ciampino - Need not apply at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (qfLjt)

18 Forest wildfires: illegal dope grows worse enemy. Won’t you help?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (FALHG)

19 With just a simple wave of his wand and several hours of research, MisHum gifts us an ONT.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)

20 Treepunation was one of the most ancient forms of surgery.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

21 "Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner,"


Oh. Going back to zeppelins or something similar, air ship wise?

Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

22 Could be an ONT. Looks like an ONT. I'll have to go check out the content to be sure.

Meanwhile, howdy, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - where am I anywho at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (NH5Mt)

23 James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90
THE POLICE ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IN SOUTHPORT

This is what happens when innocent children are butchered!
https://tinyurl.com/3td6r5tb
40 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
----------------

Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (vWeTL)

24 Well done AlaBAMA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

25 Tonypete, how you doin’?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (v6JzV)

26 My coworker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks.

The one-armed bro hug is a thing!

You do need both arms for a proper fondling, though. One (.) at a time just isn't the same.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

27 You know what's weird? The MSM parrot chorus.

That's what is weird

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (aPY1X)

28 Big B!! Doing just fine. Vacationing and working on the tan.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (6WCwE)

29 Classical musical interlude

Tales of Hoffman. "Doll Song" Performed by Sumi Jo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8iOAfqynVw&t=2s

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (5ZNPK)

30 Treepunation was one of the most ancient forms of surgery.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

It came from the seed of an idea that took root in ancient people of the land. NOT WHITES!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)

31 And how art thou, Diogenes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (v6JzV)

32 "Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner,"
-----------------

Take a bath before you leave the house. And use some deodorant.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:11 PM (vWeTL)

33 awww, 11th.
Not my lucky day.
Bummer.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2024 10:11 PM (JrYM1)

34 Nostradamus called it. Big religious war.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 30, 2024 10:11 PM (Aoykm)

35 You do need both arms for a proper fondling, though. One (.) at a time just isn't the same.
Posted by: mikeski

Symmetry is so important!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (6WCwE)

36 Treepunation was one of the most ancient forms of surgery.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

It came from the seed of an idea that took root in ancient people of the land. NOT WHITES!!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Now, we just need to move to acorn field.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (VNX3d)

37 You do need both arms for a proper fondling, though. One (.) at a time just isn't the same.
Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (DgGvY)

What, you ain't got a mouth?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)

38 summer. That can only mean one thing...... Summer fire season.

Yeah...most prayers would be appreciated...I am, at this time, in between 2 fires here in the Rockies...
We all have our essentials packed and ready to beat feet at any time...

I hate summer😒

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (6JRrX)

39 TENET Media @watchTENETnow Jul 29
“As white women we need to use our privilege to make positive changes.”

Former teacher turned “influencer” infantilizes the “white women for Kamala Harris” and suggests that white women should never “correct” black women.

Delano Squires @DelanoSquires Jul 29
There is a symbiotic relationship between white liberals seeking absolution for sins they didn't commit & black liberals seeking empathy for injustices they didn't endure. Both groups fail to realize that condescension and equality go together like oil and water.

Note: And Mr Squires is actually black, unlike Kamala:
Research Fellow, Life, Religion, and Family @heritage | Contributor @theblaze | @1776Unites | @MDFamilyInst | SDG |

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (wse2C)

40 Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.
Posted by: Braenyard

"Podcast of the Lotus Eaters" has a great discussion of this on Youtube.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)

41 24 Well done AlaBAMA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Thank you!

I'd first like to thank myself, for my crack-addict like ability to F5 like no one's business. I think it's years and years of playing air drums with my fingers that led to this victory.

I'd also like to thank Phil Collin for In the Air Tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (aPY1X)

42
Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (vWeTL)

Then carpet bomb it out at sea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (VwHCD)

43 Will these puns ever wither away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (5ZNPK)

44 And how art thou, Diogenes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:10 PM (v6JzV)

Tired.
Geezer golf today was in teams. Mine came in third.
Would of been second but there was this sand trap. Big bastard too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)

45 Another nice ONT, Mis Hum. The fishing "comment" is correct - what idiot would say otherwise?

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

46 28 Good to hear, TP. May your tan cause nubile maidens to swoon at your feet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (v6JzV)

47 Somebody in the comments at another site (can't remember which) got the name of the stabber from NZ news and he was, yes, of the ME persuasion. There was also some doubt as to his actually being only 17 and thus protected from having his name disclosed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

48 41 24 Well done AlaBAMA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Thank you!

I'd first like to thank myself, for my crack-addict like ability to F5 like no one's business. I think it's years and years of playing air drums with my fingers that led to this victory.

I'd also like to thank Phil Collin for In the Air Tonight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:12 PM (aPY1X)

And me! You want to thank me for reminding you short people DO have a reason to live.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (p4NUW)

49 Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (vWeTL)

Then carpet bomb it out at sea.


Then nuke from orbit to be sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (5ZNPK)

50 Wasn’t the latest fire caused by a guy that pushed his flaming into the brush? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Aoykm)

51 Though I'm not a local expert, I think Rwanda's religious identity tends to be a mix of Christian and animist beliefs, with Islam a very small minority.

However, it's not impossible that the "youth" was radicalized and joined Islam as part of a revolt against whitey. It's happened plenty over here, after all.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (jGGMD)

52 Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.
Posted by: Braenyard


As many pings as you need Vasily.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)

53 Burn it down, confiscate their possessions and put them on a ship.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (vWeTL)

And that's just for the police.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (dj3QO)

54 >>>Wildfires are raging across parts of the US and Canada this summer, with some blazes ignited by extreme weather events.

Some blazes. I wonder how many of the others will be found to have been started by whacked-out lefties looking to score political points.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (klJTj)

55 BTW...
Lovely ONT dear Mis.Hum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (6JRrX)

56 Vance's 3 half-brown kids makes him a white-supremacist - if I am to believe the democrat messaging machine.

Posted by: Igotnothing at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (LTRHw)

57 Yeah...most prayers would be appreciated...I am, at this time, in between 2 fires here in the Rockies...
We all have our essentials packed and ready to beat feet at any time...

I hate summer😒
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I would really like to see a manpower comparison between deployed 20 yrs ago vs. now.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)

58 And me! You want to thank me for reminding you short people DO have a reason to live.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (p4NUW)


Let's not get carried away here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

59 45 Another nice ONT, Mis Hum. The fishing "comment" is correct - what idiot would say otherwise?
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

Obviously someone who has never fished or is whipped by the .........

Posted by: Sconnie State Trooper and Part Time Bartender at the Wagon Wheel Bar & Laundromat at July 30, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

60 And me! You want to thank me for reminding you short people DO have a reason to live.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (p4NUW)

I'd like to also thank Piper for being vertically challenged. Without people like her, I'd have no where to rest my elbow on the subway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (aPY1X)

61 Keep Portland Republican!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (pIfcn)

62 Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (p4NUW)

Let's not get carried away here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July

Sorry. That was a bit excessive.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

63 The legendary Paul Anka is 83 today...

And when I fuckin’ move I slice like a fuckin’ hammer...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (TGPs7)

64 Off old smelly last night sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)

65 44 Diog, haven’t I warned you about playing in teams with geezers? When, oh when, will you take my advice?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (v6JzV)

66 Vance's 3 half-brown kids makes him a white-supremacist - if I am to believe the democrat messaging machine.
Posted by: Igotnothing at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (LTRHw)

Of course. A White male will only breed with a non White female to establish dominance over her kin. Love does not enter the picture!!!

Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

67 Apparently conservatives are withering and flailing because the "weird" insult is so effective. "Fascists can't stand to be laughed at" They think the weird monicker is a death blow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (d9LQi)

68
You know what's weird? The MSM parrot chorus.

That's what is weird
Posted by: AlaBAMA


GRAVITAS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

69 Keep Portland Republican!

???

You mean - Keep Portland Portlandia

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (5ZNPK)

70 James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90
THE POLICE ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IN SOUTHPORT

This is what happens when innocent children are butchered!
https://tinyurl.com/3td6r5tb
40 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)


The police have made their bed and now must lie in it.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD)

71 Summer fire season.

-
Pretty funny bardcore version of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire referencing medieval people and events.

https://is.gd/jLeXpr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)

72 Had rain today so a respite from the smoke northwest of us. A beautiful evening.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)

73 66 Vance's 3 half-brown kids makes him a white-supremacist - if I am to believe the democrat messaging machine.
Posted by: Igotnothing at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (LTRHw)

Of course. A White male will only breed with a non White female to establish dominance over her kin. Love does not enter the picture!!!
Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)


Types
Deletes

Reminds self, "Self, you need this fucking rocking dental plan here at AoSHQ."

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)

74 So, Kamala Harris, raised by a dot-Indian mother in Berkeley, California, now has a Southern accent.

Hopefully it will work as well as Hillary's Southern accent.

And Kamala can draw several thousand people to a rally - so long as a major rap star gives a free concert at the rally.

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)

75 Does Kamala have a bottle of hot sauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (5ZNPK)

76 Reminds self, "Self, you need this fucking rocking dental plan here at AoSHQ."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)


A few deep breaths and move on, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

77 The police have made their bed and now must lie in it.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD)

The police are good at lying.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

78 And Kamala can draw several thousand people to a rally - so long as a major rap star gives a free concert at the rally.
Posted by: ARC of History!

Sugarhill Gang gave a free concert?!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (MGB5H)

79 The Mega Millions annuity is $331 million tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (5ZNPK)

80
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (TGPs7)

81 75 Does Kamala have a bottle of hot sauce?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:18 PM (5ZNPK)

Well she does have the pant suit mantra down Willie pat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)

82 So, the party of butchering children permanently so some wine AWFL can have a new, gendered, shiny accessory to show off to her beach friends, is calling JD Vance weird.

Weird = normal.

Got it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)

83 So JD is basically Empire building.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (aPY1X)

84 Lol. Everyone headed for the exits once the stallion was done doing whatever. Nobody wanted to hear kammy speak.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (d9LQi)

85 You know what's weird? The MSM parrot chorus.

That's what is weird
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Even our chowder head gov is using it to "dis" the opposition to his carbon tax.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)

86 Of course. A White male will only breed with a non White female to establish dominance over her kin. Love does not enter the picture!!!
Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)


So is that also why black men breed with white women?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (jGGMD)

87 Piper is vertically challenged?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (v6JzV)

88 How do third world immigrants fit into western civilization?
Only by assimilating into the culture. There's a reason their former country is not the same as their destination.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (AWrpC)

89 So i guess it is shapiro.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (d9LQi)

90 You know, women often complain, rightly so, about many of their clothes being designed by men as certain aspects of them just plain don't make sense.

My swimming trucks with the Velcro fly clearly was an effort to get even.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (6WCwE)

91 The ordinary people of Southport, London, England, have had enough. They are angry about the recent stabbings that resulted in three young girls dying and eight others,

Didn't they solve their murder problem with gun control?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

92 You know what's weird? The MSM parrot chorus.

That's what is weird
---------
Ta-da!

https://tinyurl.com/ytm4ynfc
22 minutes; supercut MFM "weird"

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (wse2C)

93 BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday


well that seems like a tell!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (s3qiR)

94 BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 30, 2024 10:19 PM (TGPs7)


I strongly doubt that's the first joint Kamala's held.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (jGGMD)

95 The Mega Millions annuity is $331 million tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma

In for the night....oh well.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

96 Venezuela to take a page out of Biden's playbook and start arresting political opponents.

Posted by: It's happening at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (bWDPA)

97 43 Will these puns ever wither away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (5ZNPK)
----
Too late, I see they have taken root in this plaice. We are scroded.
(note subtle diversion to fish puns)

Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a NO ENTRY sign? at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)

98 86 Of course. A White male will only breed with a non White female to establish dominance over her kin. Love does not enter the picture!!!
Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)


So is that also why black men breed with white women?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (jGGMD)

It's usually a woman with low self-esteem issues, parrot colored hair, more facial piercings than teeth and morbidly obese.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)

99 89 So i guess it is shapiro.


he was BEGGING for it! anything to get out of this state full of rubes (in his mind).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (s3qiR)

100 I'm betting money that someone has nudes of Kamala and they will be released soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (aPY1X)

101 And Kamala can draw several thousand people to a rally - so long as a major rap star gives a free concert at the rally.

Kamala's using the Hillary strategy - which is to have lots of celebrities at the rally. This drives up attendance, and minimizes the time the candidate has to spend on stage.

In Hillary's case, it was because she wasn't physically capable of being on a stage for a long time, and in Kamala's case, it is because they are trying to keep her from saying something stupid.

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)

102 57 SomeRat
I've been through many fires here; have had to evacuate a couple of times...I have no idea why I stay here. It's a cinder box more times than not...🤐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (6JRrX)

103 Isn't Dr. Levine from PA?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (5ZNPK)

104 87 Piper is vertically challenged?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024

5’1!

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)

105 89 So i guess it is shapiro.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (d9LQi)

Probably the dumbest man in MN and no not Al Franken but the wonderful governor Tim Walz, he's a boring fat privileged white socialist.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)

106 I don’t believe Harris has money or volunteers. She has shame and guilt.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (FALHG)

107 97 Stop speaking in cod.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)

108 I'm betting money that someone has nudes of Kamala and they will be released soon.

Younger Kamala or current Kamala?

One of them would be a war crime.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (5ZNPK)

109 Only by assimilating into the culture. There's a reason their former country is not the same as their destination.
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (AWrpC)


That's history, the updated version is that third world immigrants destroy any semblance of western civilization so that they can still feel at home!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

110 Yeah, that accent Kamala affected was beyond cornpone...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (/HDaX)

111 104 87 Piper is vertically challenged?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024

5’1!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)

Barely out of toddler range!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (aPY1X)

112 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday
Posted by: Mister Ghost

To draw crowds, it will be Taylor Swift. What she'd get for the loss of money is beyond me, but the crowds at a Harris-Taylor rally might inflate Kamala's ego.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

113 BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday

It will be hilarious seeing Shapiro get roundly booed at the Democratic convention by the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, and that ought to really spice up the protests at the DNC.

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (uxCna)

114 Shapiro is an asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (4Med0)

115 Of course. A White male will only breed with a non White female to establish dominance over her kin. Love does not enter the picture!!!
Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)


So is that also why black men breed with white women?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (jGGMD)

NO! No, no no! They're only making up for centuries of oppression! They're OWED breeding reparations!!

Posted by: Some, No, All Leftists at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

116 Piper is still taller than Thousand Millimeter Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (5ZNPK)

117 The Mega Millions annuity is $331 million tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I should have bought a ticket. If I ever win, I'm moving to the Bahamas, or another tropical locale far away from this sh*tshow.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (jGGMD)

118 I'm betting money that someone has nudes of Kamala and they will be released soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:22 PM (aPY1X)

It's not cool to make threats, dude.

You know those will have been taken by her career stepping stones.

Posted by: Methos at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (Dnobf)

119 2:02

2: 02

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (wse2C)

120 "Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner,"

An assertion without a shred of evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (D91Jg)

121 111 104 87 Piper is vertically challenged?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024

5’1!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)

Barely out of toddler range!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (aPY1X)

But tall enough to place 3 shots in a 1" diameter. Silly 'rons, 'ettes will kick yer a$$ every time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)

122 >>>They are angry about the recent stabbings that resulted in three young girls dying and eight others, including two adults, fighting for their lives. It is only one incident of many.
---------------------

Get your leather collars and dickeys while you can. There are sleeper training grounds all over the US and they are waiting for one of two things; there population density to reach a level that they can overcome us or internal chaos, such as convolution between the two political parties, enough to disrupt civil authority. They will come.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (vWeTL)

123 Piper is still taller than Thousand Millimeter Reich.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Man when Piper kept saying anyone standing never to her would feel tall I kept thinking not me. But I guess she would!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (MGB5H)

124 OK
2:02

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:25 PM (wse2C)

125 44
Geezer golf today was in teams. Mine came in third.
Would of been second but there was this sand trap. Big bastard too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
----
I expected you to say "Would have been first but there was this golf course ..... 18 holes too!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a NO ENTRY sign eh? at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

126 Vance's 3 half-brown kids makes him a white-supremacist - if I am to believe the democrat messaging machine.
Posted by: Igotnothing

Sumbitch thinks he can tell people of color when to go to bed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (L/fGl)

127 104. OK, Pipe, I’m 6’2, but I still ain’t messin’ with you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)

128 Kamala really is just using the Hillary Plan for Domination.

Hillary 2.3

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (aPY1X)

129 Too late, I see they have taken root in this plaice. We are scroded.
(note subtle diversion to fish puns)
Posted by: Ciampino - Is there a NO ENTRY sign? at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)

Gives him the hook.

Posted by: Old Vaudeville Trick at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (0eaVi)

130 No fire season around here. Something like 14 inches of rain here in Eastern NC in July.

Posted by: Drownding at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (CV8a5)

131 2;02
2; 02

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (wse2C)

132 107 97 Stop speaking in cod.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)


Bulg, I hope your post will finish the fish puns for the night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

133 >>>Marco Island Vice Chairman, Erik Brechnitz is facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in the parking garage of 5000 Royal Marco Way.

Cop was a dick. Guy was asleep in a parked vehicle. Drunk, yes. But DUI, aka Driving under the influence should be restricted to people who are actually driving.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (klJTj)

134 Probably the dumbest man in MN and no not Al Franken but the wonderful governor Tim Walz, he's a boring fat privileged white socialist.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)


I saw the other day that someone was touting him as the anti-DeSantis. Which struck me as an absolute joke: apart from any policies, the man comes off as an old schlub desperately trying to stay cool with the younger generation.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (jGGMD)

135 I've been through many fires here; have had to evacuate a couple of times...I have no idea why I stay here. It's a cinder box more times than not...🤐
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Asked a friend who lives in your neck of the woods, "Why?"
"Because it's beautiful you twit."
OK.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)

136 Ah, David Bromberg...

Excellent choice Mis Hum

Posted by: browndog knows where his meals come from at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa)

137 20:2

20;2

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (wse2C)

138 93 BREAKING: Kamala Harris to hold first joint rally with yet-to-be-announced running mate in Philly on Tuesday


well that seems like a tell!
Posted by: BlackOrchid



A Jewish Gov as Veep? That should appease the Hamas wing of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (sAmhv)

139 It will be hilarious seeing Shapiro get roundly booed at the Democratic convention by the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, and that ought to really spice up the protests at the DNC.

Of course, they may be trying the Sister Souljah strategy - having Rashida Tlaib denounce the ticket will get them votes.

But a fair amount of the Democratic base is insane, which is going to be a problem for them.

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (uxCna)

140 No fire season around here. Something like 14 inches of rain here in Eastern NC in July.
Posted by: Drownding

Dollywood (Eastern TN) had almost 4" YESTERDAY.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (6WCwE)

141 BREAKING: The former executive director of the NGO San Francisco Safe was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of dozens of felonies, including misappropriation of public money, wage theft and fraud.

Posted by: 13times at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (WHP6G)

142 Hidden click music behind a purty pic. Quotes. A Mark Dice I've already watched. Random news bits. More music. Genius Award Winner. Brought to you by and posted with permission.

Yeah, checks out. It's an ONT alrighty. A MisHum ONT in fact. Has all the signs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - George & Bob voices -- uh, not the best blend at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NH5Mt)

143 Bulg, I hope your post will finish the fish puns for the night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)


I agree, they're really starting to flounder.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (jGGMD)

144 136 Ah, David Bromberg...

Excellent choice Mis Hum
Posted by: browndog knows where his meals come from at July 30, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa)

Thank you for the notice.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)

145 In Philly, huh?

I asked yesterday if there was anyone here who DIDN'T think it would be Shapiro?

Philly means game over.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NLIak)

146 99 89 So i guess it is shapiro.


he was BEGGING for it! anything to get out of this state full of rubes (in his mind).
Posted by: BlackOrchid



And from a state that mostly hates him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

147 Will these puns ever wither away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (5ZNPK)
----
Too late, I see they have taken root in this plaice. We are scroded.
(note subtle diversion to fish puns)
Posted by: Ciampino

These crapppy fish puns are all carp.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (QwUEk)

148 Dollywood done flooded yesterday. True.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (aPY1X)

149 I should have bought a ticket. If I ever win, I'm moving to the Bahamas, or another tropical locale far away from this sh*tshow.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:24 PM (jGGMD)

You don't like us, here?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

150 Stop speaking in cod.
-------
Learn your plaice!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (wse2C)

151 103 Isn't Dr. Levine from PA?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Yep. Played football with Gen. Miley. Not sure if that was high school or college.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

152 It's not cool to make threats, dude.

-
You want threats?!!! Straighten up and fly right or we'll make you Kamala's running mate!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (L/fGl)

153 I asked yesterday if there was anyone here who DIDN'T think it would be Shapiro?

Philly means game over.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NLIak)


Eh, I think it's game over anyway.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (jGGMD)

154 The New Republic says Shapiro’s the one pick who would “fracture” the Democrats’ newfound unity and kill the good vibes they’ve been enjoying since Harris’s anointing. The Democratic Socialists of America warn he’s “not the right man for this job” because he’s “an outspoken supporter of the Zionist project in Palestine.” A staffer for Democratic Rep. Summer Lee—of Shapiro’s home state of Pennsylvania—is one of the organizers of a new online campaign to stop Shapiro’s selection as veep, titled “No Genocide Josh.”

Let the games begin!

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)

155 Hey all, did you hear Trump is WEIRD?

It’s true omg he’s so WEIRD, dances on stage and he hugs and kisses the flag just like Reagan did

SO WEIRD!!!!!!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (DBZuM)

156 The Park Fire is a massive arson fire turned wildfire.

Posted by: 13times at July 30, 2024 10:31 PM (EMeSF)

157 You know those will have been taken by her career stepping stones.
Posted by: Methos

Surely someone at the orgies owed no allegiance.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)

158 I wonder if any of the new names will jump in or if they will just play koi.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:31 PM (p4NUW)

159 GRAVITAS!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Gravitas Gerulaitis was a great tennis player but even he was assimilated by the Borg.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)

160 Yep. Played football with Gen. Miley. Not sure if that was high school or college.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (sAmhv)


I think he went to med school with our very own Muldoon

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 30, 2024 10:32 PM (IFNME)

161 Ersatz Dutch Schaefer: DYLAN!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2024 10:32 PM (XV/Pl)

162 A staffer for Democratic Rep. Summer Lee—of Shapiro’s home state of Pennsylvania—is one of the organizers of a new online campaign to stop Shapiro’s selection as veep, titled “No Genocide Josh.”

"Genocide Josh" has a certain ring to it...

Posted by: ARC of History! at July 30, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

163 132 Of course, Hrothgar. I’m gonna tunamirate the fish puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

164 You don't like us, here?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)


No, I like this sh*tshow. I meant the national sh*tshow.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (jGGMD)

165 Will these puns ever wither away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM

They seem to be flounderng.

Posted by: Just a guy and his phone at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (fHY5t)

166 No fire season around here. Something like 14 inches of rain here in Eastern NC in July.
Posted by: Drownding

Dollywood (Eastern TN) had almost 4" YESTERDAY.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (6WCwE)

Don't they have big canopies or something in Dollywood? I'm sure there's some projecting things to keep out of the rain.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)

167 'Hello. My name is Eromero and I'm weird.'

'Hello,Eromero!'

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)

168 Mr Sha-pie-row is not Jewish.

Posted by: The Media at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (vFG9F)

169 Dave Bromberg is a genius. Loved this guy since the days of that crazy fuck, Jerry Jeff Walker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (fY84s)

170 THE POLICE ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IN SOUTHPORT
This is what happens when innocent children are butchered!
https://tinyurl.com/3td6r5tb
40 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (


Those people are finding a lot of good shit to throw. Sadly the perp was taken alive. Do they still have life without parole in the UK or has that been deemed too mean.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

171 BREAKING: The former executive director of the NGO San Francisco Safe was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of dozens of felonies, including misappropriation of public money, wage theft and fraud.
Posted by: 13times

Practically every nonprofit executive and most city department heads here are corrupt. One of the few things the FBI does right is investigate S.F. corruption.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (KAi1n)

172 Hi everyone. Happy to be among friends while the world dies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

173 BREAKING: The former executive director of the NGO San Francisco Safe was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of dozens of felonies, including misappropriation of public money, wage theft and fraud.

-
That's a crime now?!!! Even for Democrats?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (L/fGl)

174 kammie is married to a Jew. Why would shapiro be the straw that breaks the camels back?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (2NHgQ)

175 Gonna have to say goodnight...
Probably gonna be gone for awhile...fires and all...
Please wish us well here...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (6JRrX)

176 50 Wasn’t the latest fire caused by a guy that pushed his flaming into the brush? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Aoykm)
----
Well he needs to slow down and also use lots of lubrication. A Brazilian would eliminate the brush. If the flaming was biological 'contamination' then penicillin is your friend.

Posted by: Ciampino - Brush Bush what's the diff? at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)

177 The greenie wienies at the forest service are why my little slice of heaven is gone.
They let it burn to long "clearing the underbrush" and then the winds came up.
Whole town gone.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (xcIvR)

178 175 Gonna have to say goodnight...
Probably gonna be gone for awhile...fires and all...
Please wish us well here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30

Huge prayers.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

179 Oh. Going back to zeppelins or something similar, air ship wise?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

Going back to airship travel would be a nice thing if you didn't have to be anywhere in a hurry - a bit like a cruise ship in the skies (but faster). They're not giant flaming bags of gas nowadays, but they have tradeoffs.

The key is doing it because there's a market for it, rather than because some scold doesn't want you polluting the skies. I'd rather the Concorde (or its replacement) if it's going to tick off people like this.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (AWrpC)

180 Yeah, checks out. It's an ONT alrighty. A MisHum ONT in fact. Has all the signs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - George & Bob voices -- uh, not the best blend at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NH5Mt)

Too bad it's the last one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)

181 kammie is married to a Jew. Why would shapiro be the straw that breaks the camels back?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Because emhoff is a JINO and shapiro actually supports Israel.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (MGB5H)

182 I can’t see them picking Shapiro, always suspected it would be the kentucky asswipe governor who would get the nod

They must really think the Hamas base will get in line and support she who married an married an Ashkenazi Jew and will pick yet another Jew

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (DBZuM)

183 Hey all, did you hear Trump is WEIRD?

It’s true omg he’s so WEIRD, dances on stage and he hugs and kisses the flag just like Reagan did

SO WEIRD!!!!!!
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:30 PM (DBZuM)


You just know they were soooo impressed with themselves when they dreamed that line up during their campaign bong session.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (jGGMD)

184 Wasn't O'Keefe supposed to drop something today? Did I miss it or was it another nothingburger?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (/y8xj)

185 178 175 Gonna have to say goodnight...
Probably gonna be gone for awhile...fires and all...
Please wish us well here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30

Huge prayers.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

Ditto

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (aPY1X)

186 Hi, Doc

When I was in the Bahamas (briefly), I formed an impression they didn't like white people very much, at least not white tourists.

Ditto U.S. Virgin Islands.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (NLIak)

187 Oh. Going back to zeppelins or something similar, air ship wise?

Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum


Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

188 Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (6JRrX)

Be safe.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 10:35 PM (xcIvR)

189 Yep. Played football with Gen. Miley. Not sure if that was high school or college.
Posted by: Puddleglum

No, no, no! It's Gen. Milley. Gen. Miley is the one who shows up here late nights with her manservant Publius.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (KAi1n)

190 Diog, haven’t I warned you about playing in teams with geezers? When, oh when, will you take my advice?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:16 PM (v6JzV)


Hey. They pulled out a ringer today. That sum'bitch was 89 and cranking 200 yard drives. I was in awe.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

191 KamalamaDingDong's husband probably has credentials as a staunch agnostic/atheist anti-Zionist.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (WvGHv)

192 I think it's funny that Harrison looks more the hippie than Dylan does in that video.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (AWrpC)

193 Lol. Everyone headed for the exits once the stallion was done doing whatever. Nobody wanted to hear kammy speak.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 30, 2024 10:20 PM (d9LQi)

I got 'em beat. If there is a rapper "performing", I will never darken the entrance doorway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (D91Jg)

194 174 kammie is married to a Jew. Why would shapiro be the straw that breaks the camels back?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine



Being the first husband isn't the same as being second in line to the Presidency.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (sAmhv)

195
Mikeski, from last thread, I looked up the internal heat flux from the earth's interior.

This is hard to measure accurately, but current estimate is about 47 TW.

That is, about 47TW of the earth's internal energy is being transferred to the surface.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (w6EFb)

196
Quote I

"Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner," Joby founder and chief JoeBen Bevirt
----
One word: TREBUCHET

Just have a high pressure hose at the Arrivals.

Posted by: Ciampino - Brush Bush Begonia at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (qfLjt)

197 180 Yeah, checks out. It's an ONT alrighty. A MisHum ONT in fact. Has all the signs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - George & Bob voices -- uh, not the best blend at July 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NH5Mt)

Too bad it's the last one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)

It is?

What do you know that I don't?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)

198 Gonna have to say goodnight...
Probably gonna be gone for awhile...fires and all...
Please wish us well here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Be safe, I'll put my coat on the back of your chair to save it.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)

199 Those people are finding a lot of good shit to throw. Sadly the perp was taken alive. Do they still have life without parole in the UK or has that been deemed too mean.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)


Give you three guesses.

No, technically they do, but it's very rarely imposed, and never if you're under 21 (this thug was 17). No doubt he'll be out in his 30s or 40s, if not earlier, to live out the full life that he stole from those three girls.

I hate the Left.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:38 PM (jGGMD)

200 Shapiro in a debate over important stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HykixtxDHus
(safe for work)

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 10:38 PM (KAi1n)

201 "Probably the dumbest man in MN and no not Al Franken..."

Nah.

Keith Ellison. Ilhan Omars friend and not yours.

No, wait!

Pete Stauber. Sided with Dims to vote confirming Penetrating Fingers into the Oval Office, and Barry back in charge.

Posted by: Ju at July 30, 2024 10:38 PM (aTmM/)

202 Prayer up for all Horde maladies, physical and otherwise.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:38 PM (v6JzV)

203 191 KamalamaDingDong's husband probably has credentials as a staunch agnostic/atheist anti-Zionist.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (WvGHv)

As is the case with most leftist Jews.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)

204 I am going to bed. My lats are sore. My obliques hurt. I have to teach 4 separate class formats tomorrow so my brain hurts, too. I am just whiney in general. So to bed with me! Sweet dreams, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (pZEOD)

205 It is?

What do you know that I don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Something about questionable charges made to the dental plan.
They ain't buying the doctor ordered "massage".

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)

206 189 Yep. Played football with Gen. Miley. Not sure if that was high school or college.
Posted by: Puddleglum

No, no, no! It's Gen. Milley. Gen. Miley is the one who shows up here late nights with her manservant Publius.
Posted by: SFGoth



Thanks. I work in the same building as Milley, you'd think I'd be able to spell his name. Alas....

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

207 When I was in the Bahamas (briefly), I formed an impression they didn't like white people very much, at least not white tourists.

Ditto U.S. Virgin Islands.
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (NLIak)


Okay, so I'll have to search a while. If I have a hundred million dollars to throw around, surely I can find *somebody* willing to put up with me.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (jGGMD)

208 198 Gonna have to say goodnight...
Probably gonna be gone for awhile...fires and all...
Please wish us well here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Be safe, I'll put my coat on the back of your chair to save it.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Rat, I put my hat and a water bottle on my chair in the sanctuary right inside the door at church even though everybody knows that's my post.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (LHPAg)

209 When I was in the Bahamas (briefly), I formed an impression they didn't like white people very much, at least not white tourists.

Ditto U.S. Virgin Islands.
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (NLIak)

And certain areas of Hawaii. One reason I don't care to go there. Rather go to Alaska.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)

210 Interesting to me that they took down the Trump shooting crime scene almost immediately.

Seems like they would have wanted to spend some time really looking at that scene to document it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (xaFKb)

211 Piper is vertically challenged?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024

5’1!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)


Kinda what I have in mind when I tell Mrs D I'm stopping off for a short one.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (W/lyH)

212 Going back to airship travel would be a nice thing if you didn't have to be anywhere in a hurry - a bit like a cruise ship in the skies (but faster). They're not giant flaming bags of gas nowadays, but they have tradeoffs.

The key is doing it because there's a market for it, rather than because some scold doesn't want you polluting the skies. I'd rather the Concorde (or its replacement) if it's going to tick off people like this.
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (AWrpC)

———

I read a book on the world tour the Graf Zeppelin took in the 1920’s. It was pretty impressive travelogue.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (UOpCJ)

213 Hi everyone. Happy to be among friends while the world dies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I see none of the ettes got you for the gun thread comment... yet!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)

214 Don't they have big canopies or something in Dollywood? I'm sure there's some projecting things to keep out of the rain.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Yes, BUT - the rainfall overwhelmed the drainage systems and waterways. The park was flooded and many visitors were stranded as their vehicles were unable to be reached due to high water.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (6WCwE)

215 205 It is?

What do you know that I don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Something about questionable charges made to the dental plan.
They ain't buying the doctor ordered "massage".
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)

But it was legit. Just ask The Fabulous!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)

216 I am going to bed. My lats are sore. My obliques hurt. I have to teach 4 separate class formats tomorrow so my brain hurts, too. I am just whiney in general. So to bed with me! Sweet dreams, y’all.
Posted by: Piper

Well at least you haven't strained your adenoids.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)

217 I've got a fever, and the only cure is more ONT.

Posted by: TXBrass at July 30, 2024 10:41 PM (BtWjZ)

218 It is?

What do you know that I don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)


Your co-blogger resignation letter's all set to be published tomorrow.

Either that or we invoke the 25th.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 30, 2024 10:41 PM (jGGMD)

219 Too bad it's the last one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)

It is?

What do you know that I don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)

Oh, I meant for today. The last ONT of the day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

220 169 Dave Bromberg is a genius. Loved this guy since the days of that crazy fuck, Jerry Jeff Walker.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (fY84s)

Yup ...

Posted by: browndog knows where his meals come from at July 30, 2024 10:42 PM (TTAGa)

221 Coconut creme pie with bourbon. A good start to restful sleep and dreaming of large women.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 10:43 PM (LHPAg)

222 Reminds self, "Self, you need this fucking rocking dental plan here at AoSHQ."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

And the custom built shelving

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2024 10:43 PM (Ka3bZ)

223 Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30

Prayers up dear COMM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

224 Going back to airship travel would be a nice thing if you didn't have to be anywhere in a hurry - a bit like a cruise ship in the skies (but faster). They're not giant flaming bags of gas nowadays, but they have tradeoffs.

The key is doing it because there's a market for it, rather than because some scold doesn't want you polluting the skies. I'd rather the Concorde (or its replacement) if it's going to tick off people like this.
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (AWrpC)


Zeppelins are all the rage in alternate history novels, for obvious reasons. They're one of the most eye-catching examples of "the roads not taken."

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:44 PM (jGGMD)

225
What do you know that I don't?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 30, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)


Your co-blogger resignation letter's all set to be published tomorrow.

Either that or we invoke the 25th.
Posted by: Barack Obama

This smells like a coup, to remove MisHum prior to the death by Zappa month....

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2024 10:44 PM (QwUEk)

226 Don't they have big canopies or something in Dollywood? I'm sure there's some projecting things to keep out of the rain.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Yes, BUT - the rainfall overwhelmed the drainage systems and waterways. The park was flooded and many visitors were stranded as their vehicles were unable to be reached due to high water.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (6WCwE)

Facepalm.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)

227 ABC keeps fucking up Trumps unfavorability ratings by polling adults, not voters

Say isn’t Trump suing ABC? Coincidence I’m sure

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:45 PM (DBZuM)

228 Apparently conservatives are withering and flailing because the "weird" insult is so effective. "Fascists can't stand to be laughed at" They think the weird monicker is a death blow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Like blacks with the N word, the way to neutralize the insult is to own it.

Weirddave was a prophet.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)

229 Ok, I'm outta here. G'night all.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:46 PM (jGGMD)

230 "Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner,"

Says who? By what reasoning other than simple tyranny?

Why is it the most expensive and least ROI methods that smell a lot like rent seeking always take precedence over common sense ideas like letting more of the world heat and cook their food with natural gas rather than elephant dung?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 10:46 PM (rP48S)

231 Zeppelins are all the rage in alternate history novels, for obvious reasons. They're one of the most eye-catching examples of "the roads not taken."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:44 PM (jGGMD)

------------

Stacey Abrams literally missed the boat on this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (jdHxK)

232 And Kamala can draw several thousand people to a rally - so long as a major rap star gives a free concert at the rally.
Posted by: ARC of History!


That is so cynical. Maybe several thousand people went so they could laugh at her word salad speech.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

233 Going back to airship travel would be a nice thing if you didn't have to be anywhere in a hurry - a bit like a cruise ship in the skies (but faster). They're not giant flaming bags of gas nowadays, but they have tradeoffs.

The key is doing it because there's a market for it, rather than because some scold doesn't want you polluting the skies. I'd rather the Concorde (or its replacement) if it's going to tick off people like this.
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2024 10:34 PM (AWrpC)
****

A couple entrepreneurs around here kicking around the idea of drone zepplins for hauling cargo.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

234 OrangeEnt, too late to respond last night, but w the letter dated 1911, it might have been in response to an Inquiry to be added or in response to a decline. The Rolls closed around 1907 and the purpose was to allocate Five Civilized Tribe lands to Members of those Tribes. Lot of fraud and confusion bc of the “free land” aspect. If I were you, since you can’t easily visit Ada in person, I would use all family names and research the Rolls, which are available online. If you do find a direct family member, then you start collecting birth certificates for your verification.

Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (Z/h4+)

235 210 Interesting to me that they took down the Trump shooting crime scene almost immediately.

Seems like they would have wanted to spend some time really looking at that scene to document it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (xaFKb)


I am expecting world class obfuscation of every aspect of this "event" before it is over.
But I predict a substantial increase in the training budget!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

236 Stacey Abrams literally missed the boat on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (jdHxK)

We saw her coming.

Posted by: Away All Boats at July 30, 2024 10:48 PM (0eaVi)

237

Minnesota's Democratic Gov. Tim Walz was blasted on social media after telling a group of Democrats that socialism is what some people would call "neighborliness."

"Don’t ever shy away from our progressive values," the Minnesota Democrat said on a "White Dudes for Harris" call on Monday night. "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

238 I have to admit Im liking the name Coconut Harris

I need to give the usual moniker Cameltoe Harris a break, particularly in polite company

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:49 PM (DBZuM)

239 Wait. We have a dental plan? I've been doing my own dentistry with pliers and a ball peen hammer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)

240 The key is doing it because there's a market for it, rather than because some scold doesn't want you polluting the skies. I'd rather the Concorde (or its replacement) if it's going to tick off people like this.

Trillions of dollars in wasted air quality regulations are negated by one good volcano belch.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 10:49 PM (rP48S)

241 Mikeski, from last thread, I looked up the internal heat flux from the earth's interior.

This is hard to measure accurately, but current estimate is about 47 TW.

That is, about 47TW of the earth's internal energy is being transferred to the surface.
Posted by: publius


The Horde knows everything. Thanks publius!

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

242 It makes sense that the NPCs call us weird.
We don't follow the programming, we don't bleat the party mottos - we're definitely weird.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2024 10:50 PM (Ka3bZ)

243 "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

RIGHT!! Now give me your shit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 10:51 PM (xcIvR)

244 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

What a lovely scene up top. Invites one to stroll down the boardwalk to the water's edge.

Power went out earlier (again!) so I had to finish my daily work once power was restored. Ah, the downside of working remotely. I still prefer it to being shut in an office all day.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2024 10:51 PM (SLuDf)

245 Every once in a while an article appears predicting the return of the airship but they never return.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

246 Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (Z/h4+)

Thanks. The letter is poor quality. I think it could have been a response, because my gma's name was written in over a blank space in the letter. She was born in '02, so you'd think if they tried, her name would be there already. But, as I said last night, maybe they were turned down or withdrew because being an Indian at that time wasn't advantageous. Wished I'd asked her years ago. Where exactly can I find the rolls for the Chickasaw Nation?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)

247 "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Socialism is the smiley face explanation of taking stuff from one person who earned it and giving it to someone who didn't (while keeping a very large vig in the process), all the while degrading humanity and wealth in the process.

In other words, living in a drug infested high crime area is considered "neighborliness". That is just weird.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (rP48S)

248 Stacey Abrams literally missed the boat on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:47 PM (jdHxK)

Can't take Stacey in a Zeppelin. Not enough helium in the world.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (D91Jg)

249 Trillions of dollars in wasted air quality regulations are negated by one good volcano belch.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

The way those grifters do math, Krakatoa couldn't hold a candle to your SUV.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (vJiyU)

250 Minnesota's Democratic Gov. Tim Walz was blasted on social media after telling a group of Democrats that socialism is what some people would call "neighborliness."

"Don’t ever shy away from our progressive values," the Minnesota Democrat said on a "White Dudes for Harris" call on Monday night. "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


"Specifically, the layabout moochers and government-funded grifters are in favor of the continuing enforced neighborliness of the working and middle classes."

Posted by: also Tim Walz, but unspoken at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)

251 If I were going to leave*, I'd head for Costa Rica myself.

Beautiful, friendly, stable... but no longer a bargain. Cost of living is now quite similar to here.

They're a little tired of American retirees moving there & jacking up land prices, I believe. They are sensitive about the price of farm land. They prefer coffee and pineapples to real estate developments.

*(far too old to even think about it)

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (NLIak)

252 Trillions of dollars in wasted air quality regulations are negated by one good volcano belch.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


True, but on a practical note, analysis has shown that there is no way to consistently collect graft on a regular basis from volcanic eruptions. so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

253 Wait. We have a dental plan? I've been doing my own dentistry with pliers and a ball peen hammer!
Posted by: Cicero

I have a rusty 6p nail you can borrow. Just put it up against the toof that's troublin' ya, and get your wife to hit t'other end with that there ball peen hammer.

It won't fix your tooth, but huh you won't give a shit about the tooth afterwards.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2024 10:53 PM (QwUEk)

254 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

You don’t hate these people enough

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (DBZuM)

255 Wildfires are raging across parts of the US and Canada this summer, with some blazes ignited by extreme weather events.

Just put that in there but then the article fails to come back and tell us what those extreme weather events were.

Then a cretin sends in a comment:
The overwhelming scientific consensus is that human-made global warming is leading to climate disasters including wild fires.
A group of lefty 'scientists' was polled and a majority followed the Party line by spouting that nonsense.
9 out of 10 surgeons smoke Camels. (We only polled smokers but are not divulging that.)

Posted by: Ciampino - Brush Bush Begonias at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

256 They seem to be flounderng.

Posted by: Just a guy and his phone at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (fHY5t

-------
Give them time. They're still just scaling up.

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2024 10:55 PM (c5SyZ)

257 I am expecting world class obfuscation of every aspect of this "event" before it is over.

I'm already well past it, treating it no differently than the Las Vegas shooting.

The USG can't admit that it is no different than any other banana republic in that its tyrants in power have a penchant for jailing or assassinating their political opponents.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 10:55 PM (rP48S)

258 I don't think the possibilities for the Gyro-copter were well explored either.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 10:55 PM (xcIvR)

259 "Don’t ever shy away from our progressive values," the Minnesota Democrat said on a "White Dudes for Harris" call on Monday night. "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."


Sigh...the stupid must burn with these people.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)

260 The overwhelming scientific consensus is that human-made global warming is leading to climate disasters including wild fires.

Oh, the increase in wild fires is indeed human-made, normal people just call the process "arson".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 10:56 PM (rP48S)

261 9 out of 10 surgeons smoke Camels. (We only polled smokers but are not divulging that.)
Posted by: Ciampino - Brush Bush Begonias at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

Just women surgeons, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)

262 Sigh...the stupid must burn with these people.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)
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It doesn't burn *enough*.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (3Fz6p)

263 258 I don't think the possibilities for the Gyro-copter were well explored either.
Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 10:55 PM (xcIvR)

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Weren't gyrocopters unpowered? They had to be towed by something to take off.

They were basically an alternative sailplane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (jdHxK)

264 I'm having a hard time keeping up. Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 are bad now? Sacrificed on the ego of the Donald? We're no longer draining the swamp? Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (P/6g6)

265 242 It makes sense that the NPCs call us weird.
We don't follow the programming, we don't bleat the party mottos - we're definitely weird.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2024 10:50 PM (Ka3bZ

We're being called weird by people who believe:

in drag queen story time for toddlers;

in hormone therapy to transition little boys into girls;

not having kids to save the planet;

going easy on criminals and hard on the law-abiding;

an explicitly racial spoils system;

communism has never really been tried;

among other things.

Beinf called weird by this trash is a compliment.

Posted by: Family-Size Bag of Dicks at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (QPCEj)

266 Re: the Soutport story... violence is never the answer. Until it is.

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (1/Gvq)

267 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

You don’t hate these people enough
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (DBZuM)

If he had been able to get an abortion when he got knocked up, he wouldn't be cursed with an unwanted child now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (D91Jg)

268 Marco Island Vice Chairman, Erik Brechnitz is facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in the parking garage

Remember, he is Marco Island's Chairman of Vice. I'd say he's doing his job pretty well.

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (ppfCG)

269 Hi, Doc
When I was in the Bahamas (briefly), I formed an impression they didn't like white people very much, at least not white tourists.
Ditto U.S. Virgin Islands.
Posted by: mnw


They love white-people-tourist dollars a lot, though.

So they're just like the whitey-hating socialists here at home.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (DgGvY)

270 "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Stalin! at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (uxCna)

271 Weren't gyrocopters unpowered? They had to be towed by something to take off.

They were basically an alternative sailplane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (jdHxK)
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Autogyros are basically an airplane with a free-spinning rotor instead of a wing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (3Fz6p)

272 The killer is a 17-year-old son of immigrants from Rwanda.

He's just murdering the girls that Britons won't murder really it is an act of love.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (oZhjI)

273 Socialism / Communism is when the government is God.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (Ka3bZ)

274 Wait. We have a dental plan? I've been doing my own dentistry with pliers and a ball peen hammer!
Posted by: Cicero
----
What? Not even a cheap Chinsee chisel? How do you slice open the gum to get at a root then? You have a more painful method? Is it a Two-Bottle vs the usual One-Bottle of scotch?

Posted by: Ciampino - Slice & Dice, The Gum Feels Nice at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

275 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

Being able to kill young children would be even more freeing!

Posted by: Mayor Pete! at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (uxCna)

276 Apparently conservatives are withering and flailing because the "weird" insult is so effective. "Fascists can't stand to be laughed at" They think the weird monicker is a death blow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


As Ace says, "The Left can't meme."

Calling non-Leftists weird simply gives the MSM talking heads a new talking point to use for a while. It will amuse the talking heads and the Leftist-Psycho Base but get Kammie no net additional votes. Looks like the Dem plan is simply to keep the base energized for the next 100 days in the hope that every last one of them will actually vote.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (5fDan)

277 Autogyros are basically an airplane with a free-spinning rotor instead of a wing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 30, 2024 10:58 PM (3Fz6p)

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Yeah, Autogyros. The national sandwich of Greece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (jdHxK)

278 Weren't gyrocopters unpowered? They had to be towed by something to take off.

They were basically an alternative sailplane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (jdHxK)

When they were powered, they were called autogyros. There was fair number manufactured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (D91Jg)

279 Ok, I'm sure Capt. Bidet is on it:

@sentdefender 54s
The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (IG4Id)

280 9 out of 10 surgeons smoke Camels. (We only polled smokers but are not divulging that.)
Posted by: Ciampino - Brush Bush Begonias

You would think the camel spit and the kicking would turn smokers off.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)

281 Wait. We have a dental plan? I've been doing my own dentistry with pliers and a ball peen hammer!
Posted by: Cicero

Sawzall

Posted by: Miklos is reasonably pain tolerant at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (1CnH+)

282 269

Envy & resentment. Not where I'd want to live.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (NLIak)

283 Just women surgeons, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
'Like a sturgeon, getting milted for the very fist time...'

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (LHPAg)

284 The overwhelming scientific consensus is that human-made global warming is leading to climate disasters including wild fires.


Ahhh...and that's a "consensus" which is a general social agreement, not based on scientific facts of which there are none.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 11:01 PM (W/lyH)

285 Yeah, Autogyros. The national sandwich of Greece.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (jdHxK)
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A self-eating sandwich.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 30, 2024 11:01 PM (3Fz6p)

286 The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Can we have his stuff?

Posted by: Miklos thinks he had billions at July 30, 2024 11:01 PM (1CnH+)

287 Apparently conservatives are withering and flailing because the "weird" insult is so effective. "Fascists can't stand to be laughed at" They think the weird monicker is a death blow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


As Ace says, "The Left can't meme."

Calling non-Leftists weird simply gives the MSM talking heads a new talking point to use for a while. It will amuse the talking heads and the Leftist-Psycho Base but get Kammie no net additional votes. Looks like the Dem plan is simply to keep the base energized for the next 100 days in the hope that every last one of them will actually vote.
Posted by: Gref

They might do better to hook up 9V batteries to their nose studs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (VNX3d)

288 RealRobert @Real_RobN Jul 28
And here is,
Georgia Election Board,
CONFIRMS, BEYOND THE SHADOW OF OF A DOUBT,
A: Fulton County is missing 380,761 ballot images,
B: Fulton County failed to verify signatures for 148,000 ballots.
C: Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss double scanned ballots.

And,
D: Fani ‘bang bang’ Willis was in-fact duplicated to the District Attorney’s Office.

📝 In other words, Fulton County violated the Georgia state Election Laws.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2nz5y7
4 videos, including courtroom findings.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
The truth about Georgia election fraud is finally coming out

2020 was stolen and anyone who’s ever been to Georgia knows it ain’t a blue state

Not even close

But Fulton county is corrupt as all hell

And @BrianKempGA and @GaSecofState did nothing to expose or stop it

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (wse2C)

289 Autogyros are basically an airplane with a free-spinning rotor instead of a wing.

I thought an autogyro was designed by incels to be a sandwich that made itself.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (rP48S)

290 Envy & resentment. Not where I'd want to live.
Posted by: mnw

You have just described most of Europe.

Posted by: Miklos knows at July 30, 2024 11:03 PM (1CnH+)

291 The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (IG4Id)

Well, that's good news. Now, get the rest of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:03 PM (D91Jg)

292 Weren't gyrocopters unpowered? They had to be towed by something to take off.
They were basically an alternative sailplane.
Posted by: Cicero


You could make a sailplane version, but there are powered gyrocopters/autogyros. It's just the big rotor on top that has to be unpowered for it to be a gyrocopter instead of a helicopter.

https://is.gd/EcBoUE (wiki autogyro article)

Speaking of weird, these are weird. A helicopter generates lift from air moving down away from its powered rotor. A gyrocopter generates lift from air moving up away from its unpowered rotor.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)

293 243 "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

RIGHT!! Now give me your shit.
Posted by: Reforger



The Bolsheviks were mighty neighborly!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (sAmhv)

294 291 The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2024 11:00 PM (IG4Id)

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Oof. That had to smart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (jdHxK)

295 I thought an autogyro was designed by incels to be a sandwich that made itself.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (rP48S)

A gyro ain't nothin' but a sandwich.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (0eaVi)

296
Weren't gyrocopters unpowered? They had to be towed by something to take off.

They were basically an alternative sailplane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 10:57 PM (jdHxK)

The forward thrust spins the rotor.
They are powered but the rotor isn't.
There is one for sale at the airport near me.
The wife said, not just no, but F$%k NO!!

I've wanted one since i saw The Road Warrior.
She wasn't buying the bucket list BS either.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (xcIvR)

297 Seems like they would have wanted to spend some time really looking at that scene to document it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 10:40 PM (xaFKb)

Blood splatter around the shooter might have told a different story than the official one. See also the rapid bulldozing of the Waco compound to prevent anyone from getting ideas about who was shooting where.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 11:05 PM (dj3QO)

298 Zeppelins are all the rage in alternate history novels, for obvious reasons. They're one of the most eye-catching examples of "the roads not taken."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2024 10:44 PM (jGGMD)

Few people seem to know that in the 1930’s the US had a very robust Zeppelin program, as big as the German one. It ended when most of the crews and most of the ships died in a series of tragic accidents.
The tragedy that truly killed the US Airship program was the crash of the USS Akron, the world’s first flying Aircraft Carrier. Twice the death total of the Hindenburg, and the dead included Rear Admiral
Moffett (head of the program); his aide, Commander Henry Barton Cecil, Commander Fred T. Berry, the commanding officer of NAS Lakehurst, and Lieutenant Colonel Alfred F. Masury, U.S. Army Reserve, a guest of the admiral, also the vice-president of Mack Trucks, and a strong proponent of the potential civilian uses of rigid airships. This one crash wiped out almost the entire leadership of the program, and it died with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:05 PM (S6gqv)

299 "facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in a parking garage"???

That's B***zh*t. They didn't see him DRIVE the vehicle!

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)

300 Calling non-Leftists weird simply gives the MSM talking heads a new talking point to use for a while.

"Weird" is another term that the MSM doesn't know the meaning.

This is the problem with being stupid and short of grunting and tree scrapings, the only communication they can do is "trigger language" - the word salad combination of undefined words that stimulate certain emotions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:06 PM (rP48S)

301 Story at the Daily Mail said the name people are bandying about isn’t the 17 yr old in custody. Who knows?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 30, 2024 11:06 PM (2NHgQ)

302 Speaking of weird, these are weird. A helicopter generates lift from air moving down away from its powered rotor. A gyrocopter generates lift from air moving up away from its unpowered rotor.
Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)

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Do tell.

Posted by: Bernoulli at July 30, 2024 11:06 PM (jdHxK)

303 But Fulton county is corrupt as all hell

And @BrianKempGA and @GaSecofState did nothing to expose or stop it
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (wse2C)


Time to go a little Southoort on them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

304 "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine? No thank you!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 11:07 PM (VNX3d)

305 "facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in a parking garage"???

There was a famous case where an intoxicated individual was charged with a DUI for the crime of listening to the radio in his Corvette that was parked in his driveway, and up on cinder blocks.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:07 PM (rP48S)

306 Those people are finding a lot of good shit to throw. Sadly the perp was taken alive. Do they still have life without parole in the UK or has that been deemed too mean.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)


I don't know, but sadly to find out he would have to be: a) charged, and b) convicted. I predict time served and the UK govt apologizing to him and his people.

England used to be pretty big on drawn and quartered...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:08 PM (NMT5x)

307 264 I'm having a hard time keeping up. Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 are bad now? Sacrificed on the ego of the Donald? We're no longer draining the swamp? Did I miss anything else?
Posted by: Ribbed



Project 2025 is whatever the Left needs it to be. Otherwise, it's just a 900 page, dully written, policy stuff, written up by the Heritage Foundation. They've been doing this for decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2024 11:08 PM (sAmhv)

308 I didn't click on the link with that "find ways to make air travel cleaner" In my head I thought "Great, someone is working on ways to keep the plane interiors cleaner"

Posted by: PaleRider at July 30, 2024 11:08 PM (wTs+0)

309 Interesting to me that they took down the Trump shooting crime scene almost immediately.
Seems like they would have wanted to spend some time really looking at that scene to document it.
Posted by: Romeo13
========
Pretty sure they waited twelve hours before pressure washing it.
Maybe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 30, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)

310 Speaking of weird, these are weird. A helicopter generates lift from air moving down away from its powered rotor. A gyrocopter generates lift from air moving up away from its unpowered rotor.
Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)
And that, my friend is how autogyration works, as a strict fact, the rotor system will overspeed at too great a decsent (the craft flings itself from the heavens all willynilly if you allow it) and you will have to bleed off some rpms.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (LHPAg)

311
43 Will these puns ever wither away?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (5ZNPK)


Aspen you shall receive. Don't be a sap and leave us in a larch.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (NMT5x)

312 Traveling by air is central to human progress, but we need to find ways to make it cleaner

Cheaper, safer, and more reliable.

"Cleaner" just means denying the ability to fly to normies.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (oZhjI)

313 Stupid Bush sock...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (oZhjI)

314 Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)

Actually, they demanded that everyone that could be included was on the Rolls. The Government wanted (for whatever reason, good or self-serving) to provide an Allotment to all Members. For some Tribal Members, their descendants still retain their mineral rights, even if the land allotments were sold years ago, which vindicates the Allotment v. Reservation mindset, imo. I would suggest you Google “Dawes Rolls”, look for the government archive site, and the Tribes will be separated into groups. I could be wrong on this, but it seems there is also somewhere (maybe a site like Ancestry) that includes the names of those that received letters declining inclusion. But, the Rolls should be your first place you look, bc if she was born in 1902 and was Native, she should be listed. Good luck.

Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (Z/h4+)

315 One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine? No thank you!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Let's not be rash. We'll go to the good dims house and see if they have any cool stuff. If they do we will make them share, they'll understand.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)

316 2020 was stolen and anyone who’s ever been to Georgia knows it ain’t a blue state

And no one will do anything about it. That was the point of arresting/suing the people investigating the Steal.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:11 PM (oZhjI)

317 If Kamallah wins she'll make Jack Smith AG.

Posted by: Prediction time at July 30, 2024 11:11 PM (bWDPA)

318
Let's not be rash. We'll go to the good dims house and see if they have any cool stuff. If they do we will make them share, they'll understand.


Unfortunately that's not how it works. YOU need to share YOUR things with them. They do NOT need to share their things with you.

You see they are poor (even if they make more then you do) and they just need it more.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:12 PM (oZhjI)

319 Let's not be rash. We'll go to the good dims house and see if they have any cool stuff. If they do we will make them share, they'll understand.
Posted by: Some Rat

Potlatch at Pelosi's house!

Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at July 30, 2024 11:12 PM (1CnH+)

320 One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine? No thank you!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Let's not be rash. We'll go to the good dims house and see if they have any cool stuff. If they do we will make them share, they'll understand.
Posted by: Some Rat

Maybe. If it's the Bidens, you'll have to separate anything good from the piles of Depends.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2024 11:13 PM (VNX3d)

321 317 If Kamallah wins she'll make Jack Smith AG.

Posted by: Prediction time at July 30, 2024 11:11 PM (bWDPA)
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And he'll be confirmed 100-0 in the senate.

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2024 11:13 PM (oxbo8)

322 I’m watching a 12 year old boys Junior Bowling tournament on CBS sports channel. It’s like I’m watching a PBA match. Holy crap they are only 12 and they throw the ball like a grown man.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:14 PM (B1dzx)

323 Let's not be rash. We'll go to the good dims house and see if they have any cool stuff. If they do we will make them share, they'll understand.
Posted by: Some Rat

Maybe. If it's the Bidens, you'll have to separate anything good from the piles of Depends.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


And then soak it in holy water for a year and a day.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:14 PM (DgGvY)

324 322 I’m watching a 12 year old boys Junior Bowling tournament on CBS sports channel. It’s like I’m watching a PBA match. Holy crap they are only 12 and they throw the ball like a grown man.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:14 PM (B1dzx)
Phrasing.

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2024 11:14 PM (LHPAg)

325

I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird.
-Capt. Beefheart

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

326 My daughter's BIL was arrested for DUI because he fell asleep in his car. He had the keys in the ignition so they could arrest him. If he had put them on the dashboard or the seat next to him, they would just have given him a warning. This is in Colorado.

Posted by: Megthered at July 30, 2024 11:15 PM (rwiQP)

327 317 If Kamallah wins she'll make Jack Smith AG.

Posted by: Prediction time at July 30, 2024 11:11 PM (bWDPA)


No way. He's a white male.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2024 11:15 PM (5fDan)

328 172 Hi everyone. Happy to be among friends while the world dies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Hello there! Someday I'll go to the NoVaMoMeet again and perhaps get to meet you.

Be of good cheer, it's a beautiful evening out here. Not too Smokey down low, it's all higher up in the atmosphere. Makes for a pretty sunset though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 11:16 PM (infHK)

329 Seems like they would have wanted to spend some time really looking at that scene to document it.

This is your clue that nothing but the miss was a surprise. If they really didn't know the pertinent facts, they wouldn't be so eager to cover it up faster than a cat in a litter box.

This is why it is so damned maddening to see our retarded Congress Critters pretend that his was somehow a breakdown in communications or a variation of finding out who was the security guard who fell asleep.

We all know exactly what it was and who ordered the hit.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:16 PM (rP48S)

330 314

Killers of the Flower Moon. Boring and stupid.

No-one is going to go to the trouble of undertaking the research you suggest, unless they're being paid.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)

331 That sum'bitch was 89 and cranking 200 yard drives. I was in awe.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)


My dad doesn't golf but he's that age. He still cuts his grass and rakes the windrows and bags it. He was talking about doing something and he said he still does it old school. I chuckled, I'm like Dad, *everything* you do is old school!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (NMT5x)

332 So I ask Google AI to name 5 far right politicians in the United States I get:

I can't help with responses on elections and political figures right now. While I would never deliberately share something that's inaccurate, I can make mistakes. So, while I work on improving, you can try Google Search.


But when I ask to list 5 far left politicians it lists the following:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Rashida Tlaib
Bernie Sanders
Ilhan Omar
Cori Bush


Interesting that they cut off the responses for the right.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (fTLeu)

333 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (xPl2J)

334
299 "facing DUI charges after police found him asleep in his vehicle in a parking garage"???

That's B***zh*t. They didn't see him DRIVE the vehicle!
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)

Possibly, several decades ago, something similar to that may have happened to me, and if it did I only had to deal with a little fine for public intox. Maybe, I’m not actually admitting it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)

335 This is in Colorado.
Posted by: Megthered at July 30, 2024 11:15

In WA he'd be charged with Physical Control. It's a Gross misdemeanor and has similar penalties to a DUI.

Posted by: Prediction time at July 30, 2024 11:18 PM (bWDPA)

336 OSINTdefender

17m
The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his bodyguards have been killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was targeted in an unknown attack.

Posted by: 13times at July 30, 2024 11:18 PM (DZDR7)

337 333 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (xPl2J)

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Mullah Pucker Factor:

*holds up paddle*

9

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:18 PM (jdHxK)

338
You see they are poor (even if they make more then you do) and they just need it more.


That is not what they believe.

They know that they will spend the money you earned better than you will.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:18 PM (rP48S)

339 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.

You are going to have to wait until the Rapture when God Himself tells you because this regime and the Fifth Column press sure as hell are going to kill this story or somehow blame this on Trump.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 30, 2024 11:20 PM (rP48S)

340 Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 11:10 PM (Z/h4+)

Welp, two of the last names I know of weren't there. Will have to spend more time looking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (0eaVi)

341 The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Born in a refugee camp in 1962. Graduated from Islamic University of Gaza in 1987 with a degree in Arabic literature. First Hamas leadership position in 1997. The barbarian died with a net worth north of $4 billion. Odds that any journalists might sniff down that hole? Zero.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (jjEjX)

342 But Fulton county is corrupt as all hell

And @BrianKempGA and @GaSecofState did nothing to expose or stop it
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 30, 2024 11:02 PM (wse2C)

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The Right is far too passive. If the situations were reversed the Left would have burned down whole cities.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (fTLeu)

343 Killers of the Flower Moon. Boring and stupid.
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:16 PM

Don't know if you're referring to the book or the movie, or both. I tried to read the book a few years ago, couldn't get through it. Never watched the movie, which bombed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (tBmO2)

344 Those pesky Jooos give another huge swirlie to the Iranian leadership.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (jdHxK)

345 Possibly, several decades ago, something similar to that may have happened to me, and if it did I only had to deal with a little fine for public intox. Maybe, I’m not actually admitting it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

During a particularly 'lively' concert that I attended but did not see/hear, I was hauled up before some sort of temporary court and magistrate who told the cop whom was hanging on to me so I didn't fall down:

"Officer, clearly this man is drunk but he couldn't have possibly been disorderly. Get him out of here!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2024 11:23 PM (6WCwE)

346 132 107 97 Stop speaking in cod.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)

Bulg, I hope your post will finish the fish puns for the night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 30, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
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Fish puns are fun but your sole has to be in it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Slice & Dice, The Gum Feels Nice? at July 30, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

347 254 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb.....
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger a


That would explain why a good Catholic, like the late Ted Kennedy, would be pro abortion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 11:23 PM (0Htd1)

348 Late but Kari Lake has won the AZ primary as the Republican candidate for the Nov 5 election for Senator.
Hmm that's Weird!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at July 30, 2024 11:24 PM (BFOh4)

349 I spent most of my adult life in the company of cops, of various persuasions.

Most cops LIKE for drunks to park somewhere safe & sleep it off. They seek to encourage that.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)

350 The Right is far too passive. If the situations were reversed the Left would have burned down whole cities.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

This is Fine.

Posted by: Miklos, humming along with Riot by the Dead Kennedys Riot at July 30, 2024 11:24 PM (1CnH+)

351 333 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (xPl2J)

Ehhp bep bep bep bep STOP. My penis can only get so erect!

Posted by: Dr. Krieger at July 30, 2024 11:24 PM (q1Zxb)

352 My daughter's BIL was arrested for DUI because he fell asleep in his car. He had the keys in the ignition so they could arrest him. If he had put them on the dashboard or the seat next to him, they would just have given him a warning. This is in Colorado.
Posted by: Megthered


Sounds like a disparate-impact lawsuit coming up in the future. If "keys laying on the dash" gets you off the hook, what do people with pushbutton-start cars do? You can't put the key fob in the trunk, because it senses the fob is in the trunk and won't let you "accidentally" lock it in there. If it's in the passenger compartment, you can start the car.

I guess you'd have to take the battery out of the fob? Then the fob has to be in a particular place to start it; close enough to the sensor that it works RFID-tag style rather than broadcasting a code under its own power.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:25 PM (DgGvY)

353 My daughter's BIL was arrested for DUI because he fell asleep in his car. He had the keys in the ignition so they could arrest him. If he had put them on the dashboard or the seat next to him, they would just have given him a warning. This is in Colorado.
Posted by: Megthered at July 30, 2024 11:15 PM (rwiQP)

In Canada, one can be charged with "Having care and control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:25 PM (Xtdoj)

354 Here is Kamala Harris, who was born in California to Jamaican and Indian college professors, talking to drag queens in Los Angeles a week ago vs. black people in Atlanta tonight.

https://tinyurl.com/4n744arm

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #01 at July 30, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)

355 So I ask Google AI to name 5 far right politicians in the United States I get:

I can't help with responses on elections and political figures right now. While I would never deliberately share something that's inaccurate, I can make mistakes. So, while I work on improving, you can try Google Search.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (fTLeu)


I'll bite. Name 5 'far right-wing' polticians. I can't. Unless one thinks a Constitutionalist is 'far right'. Common sense? Far right. Protecting kids? Far right. Free speech? Far right.

Posted by: RickZ at July 30, 2024 11:26 PM (gKDq2)

356 In Canada, one can be charged with "Having care and control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:25 PM (Xtdoj)
-------
"Your honor, it is clear I had no control over anything that night... least of all a motor vehicle."

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2024 11:26 PM (oxbo8)

357 Apparently confirmed that Haniyeh was iced in Tehran.

Wow. This is what I think the kids are now calling a major "flex" by Israel/Mossad. Smoking their top target *hours after he met with the top dog of their arch-enemy*, *in that enemy's capital*.

Wow.

The hits on nuclear scientists in Iran have been amazing (as was the exfiltration of much of Iran's nuclear archive).

This might be the top Mossad hit of all time - and it's not a short, or undistinguished, list.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2024 11:26 PM (GcNJ2)

358 343

Movie only. Hated it. Not surprised that the book was boring too.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:27 PM (NLIak)

359 The barbarian died with a net worth north of $4 billion. Odds that any journalists might sniff down that hole? Zero.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (jjEjX)

Those aren't the kind of holes we love to sniff.

Posted by: "Journalist" at July 30, 2024 11:27 PM (0eaVi)

360 I'll bite. Name 5 'far right-wing' polticians. I can't. Unless one thinks a Constitutionalist is 'far right'.
Posted by: RickZ


On the current scale? Easy. Bill Clinton.

Anyone further right than him is a Fascist, or even a Nazi.

Posted by: mikeski at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)

361 BTW - the DNC required contenders for the nomination to qualify by 6 pm this evening. No one besides Kamala Harris qualified.

They are going to have the virtual roll call Thursday. She will be the nominee.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (IFNME)

362
Georgia State Election Board meeting, which should be available on-line, isn't.

"Oops! There seems to be a problem with that page.
404 Error: Either the URL was mistyped, never existed, or once existed but was mysteriously lost."

Weird

https://tinyurl.com/3jpbdvfa

Posted by: Miklos shits you not at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (1CnH+)

363 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (xPl2J)



What's the bigger deal, that they got this dude, or that they got him in Tehran? Makes me wonder how the mullahs will respond?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)

364 The IDF is going for the GOLD!!

And they are not even in the OLYMPICS.

DAMN they are good!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (TDvv2)

365 341 The Politcial Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh and one of his Boydguards have been Killed, after their Residence in the Iranian Capital of Tehran was Targeted in an Unknown Attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Born in a refugee camp in 1962. Graduated from Islamic University of Gaza in 1987 with a degree in Arabic literature. First Hamas leadership position in 1997. The barbarian died with a net worth north of $4 billion. Odds that any journalists might sniff down that hole? Zero.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (jjEjX)



Oh a college student? Just turning his life around. Even though the palinazis will want to riot, the IDF was just performing a humanitarian mission. Now his (read US taxpayers) $4 billion can be dispersed to all the people of Gaza. I'm sure he was just about to do it himself but just didn't get around to it.

I'd actually be ok if Israel kept it and used it to buy weapons from, well, anyone who will supply them.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:29 PM (NMT5x)

366 ‘Oh please, get a job’: Joy Behar slams young Americans for feeling left behind — but as a recent study shows, it may be baby boomers who are stopping them from getting ahead

https://tinyurl.com/t3hncxup

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #02 at July 30, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)

367 My friend in college fell asleep in his car after he had been drinking. Only problem was the cop found him asleep at a red light.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:29 PM (B1dzx)

368 Twitch employees are worried the service could become a 'zombie brand', as a potential third round of layoffs looms, but luckily CEO Dan Clancy only eats 'medium-sized dinners' during international trips to meet streamers

https://tinyurl.com/2uscsmfs

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #03 at July 30, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)

369 In Canada, one can be charged with "Having care and control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

In Washington it's called " in physical control of a motor vehicle while under the influence. Same penalties as far as loss of license, mandatory blow and go for license reinstatement but insurance can't use it against drivers because it isn't a moving violation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:31 PM (jjEjX)

370 My friend in college fell asleep in his car after he had been drinking. Only problem was the cop found him asleep at a red light.
Posted by: polynikes

It was the melatonin, officer

Posted by: Miklos would at least try that at July 30, 2024 11:31 PM (1CnH+)

371 California mayor is brutally-beaten by vigilantes who accused him of trying to meet boy

https://mol.im/a/13689275

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #04 at July 30, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)

372 362

Fer sure they will be discussing barely legal (or) ways to corrupt the next elections.


The Democrates are in full court press to derail Trump's obvious win by any means necessary.

Count on it.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 30, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)

373 333 Holy shit, the Israelis got the leader of Hamas when he was in Tehran. Can't wait to hear this story.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 30, 2024 11:17 PM (xPl2J)

This is a lot more impressive than the Hezballah hit, both operationally and in quality of target. The Iranian Government has already confirmed that Ismail Haniyeh, the political head of Hamas, was killed when his residence in Tehran was “targeted”. What’s most interesting is that they haven’t said anything about an air strike, which makes me wonder how the Israelis did it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:33 PM (S6gqv)

374 The leftist "weird" mantra reminds me of that idiot woke Latina actress Rachel Zegler who crapped all over the original Snow White Disney movie while filming the remake (hasn't been released, thanks to her). She memorably called the prince's interest in Snow White "weird, weird".

Maybe that's where the Kamala krowd stole it from.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 30, 2024 11:33 PM (tBmO2)

375
In Washington it's called " in physical control of a motor vehicle while under the influence. Same penalties as far as loss of license, mandatory blow and go for license reinstatement but insurance can't use it against drivers because it isn't a moving violation.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:31 PM (jjEjX)

——-

In Illinois it’s called just another day on the road.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:34 PM (UOpCJ)

376 Cruel Jeep driver deliberately massacres 25 seagulls on a beach by driving into them

https://mol.im/a/13689375

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #05 at July 30, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)

377 ‘Oh please, get a job’: Joy Behar slams young Americans for feeling left behind — but as a recent study shows, it may be baby boomers who are stopping them from getting ahead

I'm so old I remember when this was hate speech or something

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:34 PM (oZhjI)

378 364 The IDF is going for the GOLD!!

And they are not even in the OLYMPICS.

DAMN they are good!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 30, 2024 11:28 PM (TDvv2)

I love that everyone keeps saying there is NO POLITICS at the Olympics.... but... they didn't allow Russia to participate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb)

379 340 Welp, two of the last names I know of weren't there. Will have to spend more time looking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:22 PM (0eaVi)

Good luck. The names are there, very simple to research, if there is a link. I hope you find an answer. Any chance she was adopted?

Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 11:35 PM (Z/h4+)

380 Cruel Jeep driver deliberately massacres 25 seagulls on a beach by driving into them


More resources will be spent finding him then Crooks's associates. And bird man will spend more time in jail too.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:35 PM (oZhjI)

381 And now they are showing the championship match and the top seed looks like he’s 8 years old.

The prior match the winner of the match bowled 268 and the loser bowled 257.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:36 PM (B1dzx)

382 More resources will be spent finding him then Crooks's associates. And bird man will spend more time in jail too.
Posted by: 18-1

Erf. You're not wrong.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 11:36 PM (4ynbb)

383 The Dems figured they had to cut down on all the “threat to democracy” and “literal hitler” talk and “weird” is as good as they could do.

Imagine, going from the most dangerous man in American history to weird in two weeks.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (UOpCJ)

384 ‘Oh please, get a job’: Joy Behar



How did she get her job?

Did she have one before?

Posted by: Miklos is Mystified at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (1CnH+)

385 I'm sports dyslexic. I get my golf and bowling score mixed up.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (NMT5x)

386 What’s most interesting is that they haven’t said anything about an air strike, which makes me wonder how the Israelis did it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:33 PM (S6gqv)

Sharks, with laser beams?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (Xtdoj)

387 GOP congresswoman is hit with shocking sex slur by a Dem.

https://mol.im/a/13689871

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #06 at July 30, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)

388 Good luck. The names are there, very simple to research, if there is a link. I hope you find an answer. Any chance she was adopted?
Posted by: EveR at July 30, 2024 11:35 PM (Z/h4+)

Yeah, it seems easy to search on the national archives site. I looked in every subset of Chickasaw and didn't find either name. I'll go back to the letter because I think there's a few other family names in it. Just need to see how related they are. It'll take a few days, but now all that's left is research.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:38 PM (0eaVi)

389 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 30, 2024 11:39 PM (v6JzV)

390 I love that everyone keeps saying there is NO POLITICS at the Olympics.... but... they didn't allow Russia to participate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb)

I think Russian athletes compete under a non-country affiliated banner.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:39 PM (B1dzx)

391 383 The Dems figured they had to cut down on all the “threat to democracy” and “literal hitler” talk and “weird” is as good as they could do.

Imagine, going from the most dangerous man in American history to weird in two weeks.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (UOpCJ)

Well, he IS weird... if you consider DC normal...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2024 11:39 PM (xaFKb)

392 378

Yet...A Brazilian swimmer who was sent home from Paris 2024 for sneaking out of the athletes’ village with her boyfriend is considering legal action against her country’s national federation.

So There!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 30, 2024 11:40 PM (TDvv2)

393 Imagine, going from the most dangerous man in American history to weird in two weeks.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (UOpCJ)


Yeah I don't know what they were thinking. It will backfire on them too.

Literally Hitler-->weird-->he's ok but kinda orange-->he's cool (I like orange!)

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (NMT5x)

394 GOP congresswoman is hit with shocking sex slur by a Dem.

https://mol.im/a/13689871
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #06 at July 30, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)

All Britt needs to say to that Demc*nt is, "I didn't say she was on her back. She was on her knees. Bitch."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (0eaVi)

395 Where does one keep 4 billion dollars? Did he own stocks and bonds? Maybe real estate? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have kept it in a checking account at his local credit union.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (dj3QO)

396 Literally Hitler-->weird-->he's ok but kinda orange-->he's cool (I like orange!)

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Maurice of Nassau at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (oZhjI)

397 386

Imported COCAINE SHARKS...HAS TO BE.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 30, 2024 11:42 PM (TDvv2)

398 Night Bulgar.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH)

399 Where does one keep 4 billion dollars? Did he own stocks and bonds? Maybe real estate? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have kept it in a checking account at his local credit union.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (dj3QO)

A freezer, of course.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:43 PM (0eaVi)

400 There are specific reasons for much of Mossad's amazing feats in the MidEast for decades now. A unique situation - Israel, long the focus of hostility for most countries in the region, has always had significant communities of Jewish emigres/diaspora from those countries. This gives an amazing potential for operations in those enemy states. And of course, the motivation - a reasonable perception that survival itself is on the line when combating these hostile powers.

For hits, I can't think of one more impressive and important than this (Haniyeh). For operations in general, it's hard to match or better the placement of an agent as *Syria's defense minister* prior to Six Day War.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2024 11:43 PM (GcNJ2)

401 I find it odd the Party of the weirdos, by the weirdos and for the weirdos are suddenly against weirdness.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2024 11:43 PM (PTDkx)

402 "Where do we get such men?"

-The Bridges at Toko-Ri


"Who bitches this is?"

-The View

Posted by: Miklos is even more Mystified at July 30, 2024 11:44 PM (1CnH+)

403 I find it odd the Party of the weirdos, by the weirdos and for the weirdos are suddenly against weirdness.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2024 11:43 PM (PTDkx)

I don't believe it, Ripley.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (0eaVi)

404 I'm feeling kind of glum today.

I keep looking at poll internals, trying to figure out how Trump can lose. The Harris poll Ace posted just about took the cake. Trump 52/48 with a D+10 sample. There is no way a candidate as weak as Harris can beat that, there simply aren't enough Democrats.

But there is no way the State will willingly give up power. If Maduro will kill people in the streets, why would we think McConnell wouldn't be just as ruthless?

I can only think of three alternatives:

1) massive cheating. I did the numbers on this a few weeks ago and they need about 500% more illegal ballots than last time. With Trump outright saying that they are going to try to steal, it would be ugly in these election offices. Are these election supervisors willing to risk it?

2) State blackmails house members to vote against certification. Puts us in a constitutional crisis. I have no clue what happens then.

3) They keep trying until they kill Trump. Charlie Kirk is reporting that security is incredibly lax around Trump right now.

I'm thinking #3 is most likely.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (5p7BC)

405 I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have kept it in a checking account at his local credit union.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

High interest savings account at Martyr's Federated CU.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (jjEjX)

406 War is peace
Freedom is Slavery
Normal is Weird

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (B1dzx)

407 First Hamas leadership position in 1997. The barbarian died with a net worth north of $4 billion. Odds that any journalists might sniff down that hole? Zero.

The formal salary of the head of the PA in the West Bank is $96k/year.

Presuming Hamas's head has a similar salary well...he must have Nancy Pelosi as his stockbroker.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (oZhjI)

408 I want a cherry red ball cap that says "I'm Weird" in white letters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 11:46 PM (WYOSD)

409 Yet...A Brazilian swimmer who was sent home from Paris 2024 for sneaking out of the athletes’ village with her boyfriend is considering legal action against her country’s national federation.

Bet the boyfriend had some swimmers too

Posted by: Miklos thinks UNFAIR at July 30, 2024 11:46 PM (1CnH+)

410 Presuming Hamas's head has a similar salary well...he must have Nancy Pelosi as his stockbroker.
Posted by: 18-1

Cattle futures

Posted by: *hic* at July 30, 2024 11:47 PM (1CnH+)

411 Who else remembers Vasiliy Alexiyev (Soviet weightlifter) leading the Soviet team at Olympic opening ceremonies, holding the heavy hammer and sickle flag/staff aloft in *one* hand?

Was kinda badass, and so perfectly fit the vibe and image of the Glorious, Crude, But Powerful Soviet Goliath.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2024 11:47 PM (GcNJ2)

412 I'm thinking #3 is most likely.

I suspect we are going to see all kinds of unthinkable events leading up to this election.

They will keep trying to assassinate him and I suspect we will see multiple deep fakes of Trump presented as the real deal on the eve of the election - think of Dan Rather's fakes but in video format.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:47 PM (oZhjI)

413 In Canada, one can be charged with "Having care and control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:25 PM (Xtdoj)

Those kinds of laws are bullshit and punish people for doing the responsible thing.

Posted by: Fuck MADD at July 30, 2024 11:47 PM (q1Zxb)

414 I had an incident where a neighbor girl came over saying her mom was dying. I ran over there and realized she was having an asthma attack. No inhaler anywhere. I called 911 but they were 20 mins out so I, drunk off my ass took off in my truck for the corner store. I came out the trailer park airborne and turning left. Landed in the right lane on two wheels. Stepped on it as I saw the lights come on on the Georgia HP car I passed.
I run in the store throw a 20 on the counter, grab an inhaler and leave, passing the trooper the other way as I slide sideways around the corner into the trailer park. Run in administer inhaler and she comes around. Little girl crying, hugging and thanking me as the cop comes in gun drawn.
Hands go up.
I admitted I was fucked up. Told him the story and was told "i got my eye on you". He let me go. Was amazed I didn't flip my truck.
Encountered him later at an even trippier event.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (xcIvR)

415 Here's Kamala bragging about her work to ensure "every transgender inmate in the prison system" has access to taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgeries.

https://tinyurl.com/4rtsdfkp

This has to stop. Medical care for inmates should be Basic only, not transplants, etc. Nothing that a law-abiding citizen can't get for free.
Just start cutting prison budgets.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #07 at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

416 Tony LaRussa (Cards' manager, duh) once got a DUI for taking a little nap in his car-- while he was stopped at a stop light.

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)

417 Mikeski, from last thread, I looked up the internal heat flux from the earth's interior.

This is hard to measure accurately, but current estimate is about 47 TW.

That is, about 47TW of the earth's internal energy is being transferred to the surface.
Posted by: publius, R

====

So the Earth is actually cooling, not warming.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (cOq4q)

418 I'm thinking #3 is most likely.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 30, 2024 11:45 PM (5p7BC)

If any group throws out R observers, they should have a pick up (leftists hate pick ups) with a battering ram attached, break into the place and hold the fraudsters while filming the goings on.





But, of course, no one will do that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (0eaVi)

419 I want a cherry red ball cap that says "I'm Weird" in white letters.
Posted by: nurse ratched

"I'm Wierd" would be cooler.

Posted by: Lysdexic Autistic Asperger Miklos at July 30, 2024 11:48 PM (1CnH+)

420 2) State blackmails house members to vote against certification. Puts us in a constitutional crisis. I have no clue what happens then.

3) They keep trying until they kill Trump. Charlie Kirk is reporting that security is incredibly lax around Trump right now.

I'm thinking #3 is most likely.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

2) a real insurrection
3) rumors are that a private security contingency ( in addition to SS), is being discussed. Price tag in the neighborhood of $5 million

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 30, 2024 11:49 PM (jjEjX)

421 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

You don’t hate these people enough
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (DBZuM)
==
Well men to support abortion at a higher rate than women do.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2024 11:49 PM (9j0Kf)

422 Who else remembers Vasiliy Alexiyev (Soviet weightlifter) leading the Soviet team at Olympic opening ceremonies, holding the heavy hammer and sickle flag/staff aloft in *one* hand?

Was kinda badass, and so perfectly fit the vibe and image of the Glorious, Crude, But Powerful Soviet Goliath.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2024 11:47 PM (GcNJ2)

Yes held it straight out with one hand.

I do like that we never dip our flag. Is that something other countries still do as deference to the host country or wax that tradition stopped because we didn’t do it?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (B1dzx)

423 Here's Kamala bragging about her work to ensure "every transgender inmate in the prison system" has access to taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgeries.



I am fine with that.

As long as she is the taxpayer.

Posted by: Miklos notes that gelded criminals may become less violent at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (1CnH+)

424 MAGWA

Make America Great&Weird Always

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (NMT5x)

425 Good comment on twitter this morning - using Weird is a very feminine attack. Men prefer direct confrontation to resolve a conflict; women prefer to use social controls. Watching male politicians use feminine tactics is disconcerting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (S6gqv)

426 Arafat's daughter is reputed to have a net worth north of Haniyeh's.

Hey - leading a nationalist revolutionary (terrorist) movement isn't easy, ya know. It has its rewards. So?

As for where they park their assets, they seem more savvy in this than in their, um, security arrangements. Many ways to launder and re-flag and hide money. Switzerland's sort of ruined that part of their banking business, but there are other ports in the storm. (Cough - Cyprus - cough)

But western intel and Mossad are able to keep fairly good track of the $$$. Doing something about it is another question.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (GcNJ2)

427 Potlatch at Pelosi's house!
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos

With kreplach???

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 11:50 PM (KAi1n)

428 Kamala Harris's woke juvenile justice law set to free pedophile
killer

https://mol.im/a/13688413

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #08 at July 30, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

429 has always had significant communities of Jewish emigres/diaspora from those countries. This gives an amazing potential for operations in those enemy states.

During the 1973 war, Iraq moved a expeditionary force to Syria.

An Israeli from an Iraqi family was doing radio interception, and told his superior that the Iraqis had arrived.

The superior asked "are you sure", and the radio interception guy said "I can tell you which village the Iraqi on the radio is from."

You can't top intelligence like that.

Posted by: Mayor Pete! at July 30, 2024 11:51 PM (uxCna)

430 419 I want a cherry red ball cap that says "I'm Weird" in white letters.
Posted by: nurse ratched

"I'm Wierd" would be cooler.
Posted by: Lysdexic Autistic Asperger Miklos

With a propeller on top

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2024 11:51 PM (WYOSD)

431 Missus Muldoon and I had John Hartford "Gumtree Canoe" playing in the intro to our wedding ceremony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTaEM5lYqPg

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 11:52 PM (uCfKO)

432
If any group throws out R observers, they should have a pick up (leftists hate pick ups) with a battering ram attached, break into the place and hold the fraudsters while filming the goings on.


If they were smart the Republicans would have a group of lawyers and more importantly friendly police who are willing to start arresting people. You can't get the latter in big blue shitholes but I doubt the left is really being careful in purple areas that might have an R sheriff or police chief.

I still hold that if Kari Lake had physically gone to the building they were manufacturing votes in Maricopa and forced her way in with some followers she would have had a 50% of winning that election. The other 50% being that one of the lunatic sheriff's thugs would have been willing to take the shot on her.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:52 PM (oZhjI)

433 395 Where does one keep 4 billion dollars? Did he own stocks and bonds? Maybe real estate? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have kept it in a checking account at his local credit union.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 11:41 PM (dj3QO)

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I would have poured it all into Bradford Exchange Commemorative Plates.

Liquid. Portable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2024 11:53 PM (jdHxK)

434 Sounds like a disparate-impact lawsuit coming up in the future. If "keys laying on the dash" gets you off the hook, what do people with pushbutton-start cars do? You can't put the key fob in the trunk, because it senses the fob is in the trunk and won't let you "accidentally" lock it in there. If it's in the passenger compartment, you can start the car.
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WTF have you people done with my invention?

Posted by: George Kettering at July 30, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

435 "My doctor asked me if I have trouble falling asleep?

I said, 'Doc, I don't know how to fall asleep. I only know how to pass out!'"

Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2024 11:54 PM (NLIak)

436 One of the more interesting rumors about Arafat is that Israel killed him with AIDS.

Note...not that he died from AIDS, everyone knows that.

But the rumor is that Israel got a hold of his supplier and gave them a boy with the virus.

Its...just too much of a classic type of Arabic conspiracy theory to believe but I would repeat it regularly where I Israel through unofficial channels.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2024 11:54 PM (oZhjI)

437 The party of child groomers, obese drag queens, ghey buttfucking and tranny worship is calling the normies "weird." Alrighty then.

Posted by: An ocean of irony and not a drop on them at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (q1Zxb)

438 Here are all the Microsoft applications affected by the global outage, 2nd in a few weeks.

https://mol.im/a/13689331

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #09 at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

439 But western intel and Mossad are able to keep fairly good track of the $$$. Doing something about it is another question.
Posted by: rhomboid

Good to get your angle on this topic.

Posted by: Miklos dares to be Square at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (1CnH+)

440 Joo\n Hartford also does an interesting version of the Stones "Take Another Little Piece of my heart."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kwd67cZhko

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (uCfKO)

441 My doctor asked me if I have trouble falling asleep?

I said, 'Doc, I don't know how to fall asleep. I only know how to pass out!'"
Posted by: mnw


You think you're weird, my mother was named Marty Feldman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (IG4Id)

442 >>> 438 Here are all the Microsoft applications affected by the global outage, 2nd in a few weeks.

https://mol.im/a/13689331
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #09 at July 30, 2024 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2024 11:56 PM (FnneF)

443 I would have poured it all into Bradford Exchange Commemorative Plates.

Liquid. Portable.
Posted by: Cicero

Heh

Posted by: Miklos organizes Greek Wedding at July 30, 2024 11:56 PM (1CnH+)

444 Confirmation on Haniyeh?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 30, 2024 11:56 PM (KAi1n)

445 ‘Oh please, get a job’: Joy Behar slams young Americans for feeling left behind — but as a recent study shows, it may be baby boomers who are stopping them from getting ahead

https://tinyurl.com/t3hncxup
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #02 at July 30, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
==
Terrible study. We have a labor shortage - though we are heading into a mini-recession right now - where old people are working because there is a general skill shortage, and Gen Z has a real problem sacrificing any of their free time to gain those skills.

Gen Z should be cheaper than BBs, because of the lack of experience, but even with the cost savings, they still are skill deficient. SO skill deficient that their cheaper wage isn't worth it.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2024 11:57 PM (9j0Kf)

446 Thanks for letting me get that off my chest, good night all

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 30, 2024 11:58 PM (5p7BC)

447 Posted by: Maurice of Nassau


waht waaaah...the pompatus of love...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 30, 2024 11:58 PM (NMT5x)

448 Missus Muldoon and I had John Hartford "Gumtree Canoe" playing in the intro to our wedding ceremony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTaEM5lYqPg
Posted by: muldoon

You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Miklos would recall the days of Youth, but forgot at July 30, 2024 11:59 PM (1CnH+)

449 I used to know a guy named Maurice Morris.

Pronounced Morris Morris.

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:00 AM (uCfKO)

450 Confirmation on Haniyeh?

Both Hamas and the Iranians have acknowledged it.

Posted by: Mayor Pete! at July 31, 2024 12:00 AM (uxCna)

451 Dave in Fla: still have no idea what Merchan will do: house arrest? Imprison? And, as far as cheating goes, they have legions of determined women who feel empowered to cheat bc they are righteous. And, also, bc there is some monetary reward, I suspect. That’s why I just hope 270 are possible.

Posted by: EveR at July 31, 2024 12:00 AM (Z/h4+)

452 Walmart's partnership with Capital One is kaput, the Wally card is on its way out

https://mol.im/a/13689367

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #10 at July 31, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

453 Confirmation on Haniyeh?
Posted by: SFGoth

Iranian state TV announced he and his bodyguards were assassinated. No details.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (jjEjX)

454 431 Missus Muldoon and I had John Hartford "Gumtree Canoe" playing in the intro to our wedding ceremony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTaEM5lYqPg
Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2024 11:52 PM (uCfKO)


Mr. Bassman smoked a joint with John Hartford in Green Mountain Falls in the late 1970s. They had the same agent for awhile.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (Sf2cq)

455 444

Well... yeah. Hamas has acknowledged his death & published his eulogy already.

Not sure what the "political leader of Hamas" actually DID.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)

456 Confirmation on Haniyeh?
Posted by: SFGoth

Haninyeh

or

Hani nah

Posted by: Miklos much prefers the latter at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (1CnH+)

457 Agenda-free TV nerd us talking about the Haniyeh put down.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 12:02 AM (ufFY8)

458 Passenger who jumped to death from Royal Caribbean ship is identified. I say there are better ways to go.

https://mol.im/a/13689193

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #11 at July 31, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)

459 Yep, IRGC has confirmed Haniyeh no longer a taxpayer. Israelis are (of course) very very careful about counting their chickens in public. Can't think of a case where they officially claimed a hit that wasn't already confirmed.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2024 12:03 AM (GcNJ2)

460 Mr. Bassman smoked a joint with John Hartford in Green Mountain Falls in the late 1970s. They had the same agent for awhile.
Posted by: Emmi

*******

That is so prototypically AoSHQ

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:03 AM (uCfKO)

461 I used to know a guy named Maurice Morris.

Pronounced Morris Morris.
Posted by: muldoon

*sigh*

There is always a Catch-22.

Posted by: Major Major Major Major at July 31, 2024 12:04 AM (1CnH+)

462 Somebody has to ask the question: is there any evidence that Hamas' leadership security operation has had technical assistance from the Secret Service?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2024 12:04 AM (GcNJ2)

463 Iranian state TV announced he and his bodyguards were assassinated. No details.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Could be subterfuge.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2024 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

464 Haninyeh

or

Hani nah
Posted by: Miklos
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Heh.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2024 12:05 AM (41CYW)

465 Actually, I knew a kid whose first name was "Mister".

Posted by: Miklos suddenly recalls that at July 31, 2024 12:05 AM (1CnH+)

466 458

Yes. Viking Cruise Lines.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:05 AM (NLIak)

467 What’s most interesting is that they haven’t said anything about an air strike, which makes me wonder how the Israelis did it.
==


Bad dates.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:05 AM (V13WU)

468 Wondering if the Hamas version of their SS will be called out for their failure?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:07 AM (jjEjX)

469 449 I used to know a guy named Maurice Morris.

Pronounced Morris Morris.
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:00 AM (uCfKO)

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Waaah-WAAH-waaah

Posted by: Steve Miller at July 31, 2024 12:07 AM (jdHxK)

470
Posted by: Miklos



Travel? booking.yah

Ismail's biography? smoking.yah

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 12:07 AM (NMT5x)

471 Joe Biden according to internet conspiracy theorists: new claims about the president emerge: how many Joes are currently in existence?

https://mol.im/a/13688499

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #12 at July 31, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

472 Could be subterfuge.
Posted by: SFGoth

Exactly what I thought.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (jjEjX)

473 Transcript -
the Secret Service has blamed the local cops. ..., they're just local cops. They don't know what they're doing. Well,
(10:54):the local cops are not standing for it. Butler, Pennsylvania
is in Beaver County and the Beaver County, Pennsylvania Swat
Team says they had no communication with the Secret Service
even though they documented the suspicious gunman and tried to
(11:15): report him to the agents. The swat team leaders say
we were supposed to get a face to face briefing
with the Secret Service members whenever they arrived, and that
never happened. What I'm about to play for you right now, again,
this is their version, So let's bear that in mind.

(11:37):But these things just keep piling up. Secret Service members pulled off of the President's detail and put on Joe Biden's repeated requests by the Trump team for increased resources, not securing the sniper's nest that was an obvious sniper's

(11:59):nest to shoot the president.
Earlier today, we learn that the shooters stopped shooting when
a local police officer shot at him. That's what made
him stop at some point, by the way. …
and we had to argue whether or not even shot
in the

continued

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (vWeTL)

474 continued
and we had to argue whether or not even shot
in the face, because that's that's what that's the point
we've reached at this country, in this country. This is
This is a four and a half minute clip.

I want you to pay close attention because if this
is true, then at some point everyone has to come (13:50):to the conclusion this wasn't an accident. It couldn't have been an accident.

Listen to the Beaver County, which is
what Butler is in Pennsylvania. Swat team members.

Speaker https://shorturl.at/evqEP

www.iheart. com/ podcast /44- the-michael-berry-show-
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (vWeTL)

475 Iranian state TV announced he and his bodyguards were assassinated. No details.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Or large body parts.
So we'll never be sure.

Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (vJiyU)

476 Bad dates.
Posted by: runner


Ah, the infected little boy again

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (NMT5x)

477 468

Candygram

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (NLIak)

478 non-Halal Chipotle

Posted by: Miklos theorizes at July 31, 2024 12:10 AM (1CnH+)

479 Trolls are weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 12:10 AM (sAmhv)

480 472 On the possible existence of FJB doubles.
If a person or persons were found to have indeed foisted a double onto the American Public, We The People, would that be treason and grounds for a death sentence?

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #13 at July 31, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

481 452 Walmart's partnership with Capital One is kaput, the Wally card is on its way out

https://mol.im/a/13689367
Posted by: Ciampino
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Wally's found a better way to capture its customers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:11 AM (vWeTL)

482 "Who didn't check the goat for Torpex?"

Posted by: hammas ss at July 31, 2024 12:11 AM (vJiyU)

483 Somewhere tonight, a camel is missing its owner, and a goat is getting a sorely-needed break.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 12:12 AM (jdHxK)

484 What does Weird Al think about all this weirdness?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 12:12 AM (63Dwl)

485 Iranian state TV announced he and his bodyguards were assassinated. No details.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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What used to be a Mossad favorite. Just saying...
http://tiny.cc/lixbzz

Posted by: George Kettering at July 31, 2024 12:13 AM (XeU6L)

486 Trolls are weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

Snort! This place....

Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2024 12:13 AM (vJiyU)

487 Aren't Hamas Sunni's? Iran is Shiite. No love loss between the two factions. Maybe Iran took them out.

Just a 5¢ speculation.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 31, 2024 12:14 AM (sAmhv)

488 A suppressed .22 off the back of a motorbike has historically been a favorite Mossad tactic. That's in permissive/neutral environments.

In Tehran, as with the hits on nuclear engineers and scientists, both gunfire and explosives have been used to usher the targets into the hereafter.

Recall that Mossad's potential vehicles for penetrating/operating inside Iran are numerous and diverse. Not just Israelis with Persian roots/family/friends. Just to name two of the more obvious - Iran has large Kurdish and Azeri populations. Israel has long had interesting ties with the Kurds (in all the countries they inhabit), and Azerbaijan has had a quiet but significant security relationship with Israel for a while now.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2024 12:15 AM (GcNJ2)

489 Buying at Amazon is a simple transaction at Walmart it is not.
I think the make more money selling your information than they do selling products. Or their profit margin is great enough to pursue it.
Either way Walmart online is something that I avoid.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:15 AM (vWeTL)

490 Iranian state TV announced he and his bodyguards were assassinated. No details.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (jjEjX)


So the Secret Service covering up details again?

Those guys and gals sure do get around, they just don't get around a Trump campaign site for a security inspection.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 12:16 AM (gKDq2)

491 Who indoctrinated this Arielle Fodor? Or is this parody, I hope.

Wow just wow, it seems like she hates herself and just being because she is a privileged white woman. Crazy.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 31, 2024 12:18 AM (55Qr6)

492 Most life threatening job in Iran is nuclear engineer.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:18 AM (vWeTL)

493 On the possible existence of FJB doubles.
If a person or persons were found to have indeed foisted a double onto the American Public, We The People, would that be treason and grounds for a death sentence?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #13 at July 31, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)


That's not even 'strongly worded letter' territory.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 12:18 AM (gKDq2)

494 Good evening morons and thanks mh especially for acoustic George Harrison.

*handing out sweets to children*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:18 AM (JvZF+)

495 474
-

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (vWeTL)
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I suggest you repost the exact URL or a TinyURL version. I ended up on a page of confusing links. Thanks.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #14 at July 31, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)

496 Most life threatening job in Iran is nuclear engineer.
Posted by: Braenyard

I thought it was being the back end in a camel suit.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 12:20 AM (VNX3d)

497 Sunni/Shi'a divide is no divide when it comes to Iran's regional ambitions and proxy architecture. Recall Syria is Iran's key and largest ally. You don't have your newly installed president given an audience to one of your most high-profile and notorious proxy leaders and then have that guy smoked at his official guest residence a few hours later.

Looks, um, bad.

The humiliation here is significant. Hard to believe Tehran will not feel forced to do some kind of retaliation. But they've clearly not wanted the full donnybrook with Israel since 10/7, nor has their most important proxy/ally, Hezbollah. Impossible to believe Israel wasn't prepared for full-scale festivities with Hezbollah when this operation was green-lighted.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2024 12:21 AM (GcNJ2)

498 What used to be a Mossad favorite. Just saying...
http://tiny.cc/lixbzz
Posted by: George Kettering

I want one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:21 AM (jjEjX)

499 I thought it was being the back end in a camel suit.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 12:20 AM (VNX3d)

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Do you know why camels are called the ships of the desert?

Because they're loaded with Iranian seamen.

HAH! Get it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 12:22 AM (jdHxK)

500 Not sure what the "political leader of Hamas" actually DID.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)

Laundered money from NGO’s, mainly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:23 AM (S6gqv)

501 Joe Biden says his legacy as president is that he's 'cured the economy'

https://trib.al/Af234v4

Yep, it started as a mild cough and he;s cured it into double pneumonia and antibiotic-resistant TB.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #15 at July 31, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)

502 G'night all.

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:25 AM (uCfKO)

503 Haniyeh was said to be in possession of information that would've led to the indictment and conviction of Hillary Clinton.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2024 12:26 AM (kQgoX)

504 Joe Biden says his legacy as president is that he's 'cured the economy'

https://trib.al/Af234v4

Yep, it started as a mild cough and he;s cured it into double pneumonia and antibiotic-resistant TB.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue ONT #15

He might also have slaughtered, butchered, and salted it. Instead of an economy, it's now bacon.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2024 12:26 AM (VNX3d)

505 495 474
-Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:08 AM (vWeTL)
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I suggest you repost the exact URL or a TinyURL version. I ended up on a page of confusing links. Thanks.
Posted by: Ciampino
----------------------------

The short URL is there right above the broken up address. I put the original there so that the reader may know the origin of the piece.

https://shorturl.at/evqEP

It works for me. If it doesn't let me know and I'll make another one.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:27 AM (vWeTL)

506
I want one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Well, they are out there, somewhere. Pricey, I'll bet. I was on the post pistol team for a while, we used High Standard Model HB's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 12:27 AM (XeU6L)

507 Has AOP checked in yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 12:28 AM (XeU6L)

508 The actual podcast is located at a task bar at the bottom of the page.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:28 AM (vWeTL)

509 After the barrage of questions last night he's probably in the shop completing a project.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:29 AM (vWeTL)

510 Has AOP checked in yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 12:28 AM (XeU6L)

I am here, sipping on cranberry juice. Going to sack out real soon, because going in for surgery in the early morning, 0715 hr.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2024 12:29 AM (Xtdoj)

511 G'night all.
Posted by: muldoon


tiny.cc/akxbzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:31 AM (jjEjX)

512 oing to sack out real soon, because going in for surgery in the early morning, 0715 hr.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

(**********

Here's to a good outcome!!

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:31 AM (uCfKO)

513 Here's to a good outcome!!
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:31 AM (uCfKO)

thank you! I am very optimistic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2024 12:33 AM (Xtdoj)

514 Well, they are out there, somewhere. Pricey, I'll bet.

So all I need is a tax stamp and Mrs. Sock's approval. Tax stamp ain't a problem.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:34 AM (jjEjX)

515 Huh, so normal is the new weird? Better than being deviant.
Suck it, Deviant Dems! Fucking groomer pervs.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 31, 2024 12:34 AM (omLRE)

516 I am here, sipping on cranberry juice. Going to sack out real soon, because going in for surgery in the early morning, 0715 hr.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heh. I looked down at the date on the computer, 7/31/2024 (EST), of course, and thought today was your day, which it is, but not quite yet. Duh.

Well, at any rate, smooth sailing, keep us informed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 12:34 AM (XeU6L)

517 Here's to a good outcome!!
Posted by: muldoon

Ditto. On the top of tomorrow morning's prayer list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:35 AM (jjEjX)

518 That is so prototypically AoSHQ
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 12:03

As is your comment muldoon . Where else could I read on the net and come across the word "prototypically"?

As a mental exercise I decided a while ago to try and use an unusual word every day. I often forget, as I'm afraid my mind is slipping (not as much as Joe's). But now I know tomorrow's word you prototypical poster.

Any progress on the search for bones?



Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 31, 2024 12:38 AM (55Qr6)

519 Well, I am going to head off to bed now. Have to get up at O-dark 30. Friend will pick me and drive me to Red Deer at 0600. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Xtdoj)

520 Per The Jerusalem Post:

US warships are currently making their way towards the coast of Lebanon, according to a report in the Saudi channel Al-Hadat.

This is a developing story.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:39 AM (jjEjX)

521 254 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

You don’t hate these people enough
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (DBZuM)


And they call US weird....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 31, 2024 12:39 AM (SRRAx)

522
Per The Jerusalem Post:

US warships are currently making their way towards the coast of Lebanon, according to a report in the Saudi channel Al-Hadat.

This is a developing story.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic


Going to install a new pier?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 12:41 AM (63Dwl)

523 Good luck tomorrow/today, AOP.

To a quick and uneventful recovery.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 12:45 AM (gKDq2)

524 Local Limeys have had it. Reaction of locals to 10 young girls stabbed by 17 year old Rwandan.

tiny.cc/klxbzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 31, 2024 12:46 AM (jjEjX)

525 Local Limeys have had it. Reaction of locals to 10 young girls stabbed by 17 year old Rwandan.

tiny.cc/klxbzz
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Meh. A few non-threatening bobbies are retreating from about a couple dozen people basically pushing them back. Quite a bit overblown.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 31, 2024 12:49 AM (KAi1n)

526 Best of luck tomorrow, AOP, count mine among the Horde prayers.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2024 12:50 AM (Sgq8y)

527 Prayers up AOP.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:50 AM (W/lyH)

528 147 Will these puns ever wither away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2024 10:13 PM (5ZNPK)
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Too late, I see they have taken root in this plaice. We are scroded.
(note subtle diversion to fish puns)
Posted by: Ciampino

These crapppy fish puns are all carp.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 30, 2024 10:29 PM (QwUEk)
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Some of them are funny enough to be kippers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Waders #16 at July 31, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)

529 I'll put a word in for you. If it's just surgery you'll be up in no time.
Pain pills in the interim make a world of difference.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 12:52 AM (vWeTL)

530 Best wishes, AOP

You got this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 12:52 AM (B91YY)

531 I am here, sipping on cranberry juice. Going to sack out real soon, because going in for surgery in the early morning, 0715 hr.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2024 12:29

Best wishes. Do you get to take Pogo as a support dog?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 31, 2024 12:53 AM (55Qr6)

532 Go out of your way to way to watch Vance's speech in NV tonight. It was much better than his RNC speech and hit a lot of the same points. Went hard vs Dem policies, then did his bio. At one point his mic went out and he had a nice improv moment about his replacement mic being "made in America"

I see why he's such a target for Dems. He's got a bright future.

Posted by: Booksbymatthew at July 31, 2024 12:55 AM (lcyZw)

533 ‘Members of the violent Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua have been given the “green light” to attack and open fire on cops in Denver, a federal memo obtained by The Post reveals.’

https://tinyurl.com/489syztn

Posted by: Ciampino - Waders #17 at July 31, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

534 Far-left MSNBC contributor Molly Jong-Fast has apparently locked her X account after getting obliterated for saying JD Vance only wants white children in America.

For those who don't know, Vance's own children are biracial.

https://tinyurl.com/4nn5af73

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #18 at July 31, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)

535
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 01:01 AM (wjjYr)

536 426
As for where they park their assets, they seem more savvy in this than in their, um, security arrangements.

But western intel and Mossad are able to keep fairly good track of the $$$. Doing something about it is another question.

- - - - -
Easy-peasy.
Keep killing off the inheritors of the accounts. At some point there are none left, and nobody can access the money. This makes the banks happy (they now control the money) and will most likely co-operate with the scheme...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at July 31, 2024 01:01 AM (ohwCe)

537 US warships are currently making their way towards the coast of Lebanon, according to a report in the Saudi channel Al-Hadat.

This is a developing story.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic

Going to install a new pier?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 12:41 AM (63Dwl)

HA! What a fiasco. No, everyone in the region is expecting the Big One to break out between Israel and Hezballah soon. Doesn’t mean it will happen, but everyone is expecting it. Those who can afford to have been fleeing Beirut for 3 - 4 weeks now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 01:03 AM (S6gqv)

538 Some of them are funny enough to be kippers.
Posted by: Ciampino

Some are repetitive. Canned.

Posted by: Miklos sez Hi at July 31, 2024 01:04 AM (1CnH+)

539 Blood splatter around the shooter might have told a different story than the official one. See also the rapid bulldozing of the Waco compound to prevent anyone from getting ideas about who was shooting where.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2024 11:05 PM (dj3QO)


Lack of powder residue on the roof would tell another interesting story

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2024 01:07 AM (D7oie)

540 ...‘Members of the violent Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua have been given the “green light” to attack and open fire on cops in Denver, a federal memo obtained by The Post reveals.’


Immediately publish detailed photo-series of all of the gang's tattoo patterns, I.D. gang related clothing, publish other all all identifying details, so that not only the cops, but John Q. Public can readily spot them when they come out of hiding.

Declare an Open Season, and put a Bounty on 'em.

And tell the Cajuns that they make a fine Gumbo, in the bargain.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2024 01:08 AM (kQgoX)

541 Tran Secretary Mayor Buttfuck says abortion frees men since you know, they don’t have to worry about raising kids if they let the mother slice up the babies while they’re in the womb

You don’t hate these people enough
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 30, 2024 10:54 PM (DBZuM)

One of the things that help put me in the pro-life crowd was the realization that abortion isn't there for women so much as it is for the men that got those women pregnant. Why become a responsible adult when all you were interested in was some easy sleaze?

Also refer to Toobin, Jeffrey.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2024 01:09 AM (1Yy3c)

542 I'm having a hard time keeping up. Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 are bad now? Sacrificed on the ego of the Donald? We're no longer draining the swamp? Did I miss anything else?
Posted by: Ribbed


Rule one: Rob your enemies of their weapons

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2024 01:09 AM (D7oie)

543 American woman is found chained to a tree and left to die in Indian jungle

https://mol.im/a/13688053

Wow, 40 days with no food!

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #19 at July 31, 2024 01:10 AM (qfLjt)

544 Hi to Miklos!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)

545 Rule one: Rob your enemies of their weapons
Posted by: Kindltot


I thought Rule One was "don't stick it in crazy." So my wiener is her weapon? This is confusing.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2024 01:11 AM (DgGvY)

546 Chairman of the Joint Chiefs (CJCS)- Mister President, shit be happnin' in the Middle East. War.

Biden AI bot-They love me there, I drove an 18 wheeler through the coal mines

CJCS-No Sir, Israel, Hamas, Iran

POTUSbot-I ran so far away, Beau loved that song

CJCS-War, Sir. We're talking war.

POTUSbot-Well, do the, you know, the thing

CJCS-Sir, all our good shit is in Afghanistan or Ukraine

Posted by: Miklos only imagines at July 31, 2024 01:13 AM (1CnH+)

547 Hi to Miklos!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*wags tail*

Posted by: Miklos is a Good Boy, yes he is at July 31, 2024 01:14 AM (1CnH+)

548 California - The very progressive state where child marriage is LEGAL

https://mol.im/a/13686309

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #20 at July 31, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)

549 Adorable orphaned baby owls get happy ending a year after their nests were destroyed

https://mol.im/a/13688437

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #21 at July 31, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)

550 Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice.

Posted by: Miklos does things like that at July 31, 2024 01:17 AM (1CnH+)

551 *wags tail*
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Boy, yes he is at July 31, 2024 01:14 AM (1CnH+)


An image I don't need.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 01:18 AM (gKDq2)

552 Browser pulled a funny and wouldn't let me post. Tried another browser same problem. Did a restart. Here we are.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 31, 2024 01:20 AM (m2tXK)

553 *wags tail*
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Boy, yes he is at July 31, 2024 01:14 AM (1CnH+)

An image I don't need.
Posted by: RickZ

*Big Mike wags tail*

Posted by: Miklos does tats for tits at July 31, 2024 01:21 AM (1CnH+)

554 The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome
@TheMossadIL
Who's going to pay Haniyeh's hotel bill?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 31, 2024 01:23 AM (TGPs7)

555 *wags tail*
Posted by: Miklos is a Good Boy, yes he is at July 31, 2024 01:14 AM (1CnH+)
----
An image I don't need.
Posted by: RickZ
----
*Big Mike wags tail*
Posted by: Miklos does tats for tits at July 31, 2024 01:21 AM (1CnH+)


And here I was just getting ready to make a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll. So much for that. Oh well.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 01:24 AM (gKDq2)

556 Not sure what the "political leader of Hamas" actually DID.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)


Stole 4 Billion dollars, apparently

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2024 01:25 AM (D7oie)

557 Also, I am not currently, and have never been in charge of nuclear waste disposal.

Or even worn a doggie costume.

I refused to even wear a mask (Fuck Fauci and all his ilk)

Or stolen luggage with FABULOUS designer attire.

Posted by: Miklos is not as bad as they say at July 31, 2024 01:25 AM (1CnH+)

558 Shame-faced migrant, 19, takes plea deal for beating up NYPD cop in Times Square

https://mol.im/a/13688449

Let's see now, 1 year in clink for actually fighting cops. Hmm,
J6 people got up to 20 years for just being in the People's House.
People got several years for being near an abortion mill.
When he comes out of prison he needs to be introduced to Mr Accident-Prone. Or even staircase.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #22 at July 31, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)

559 Good luck tomorrow, AOP! I have been away for a while - what procedure are you having done?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 31, 2024 01:27 AM (SRRAx)

560 What’s most interesting is that they haven’t said anything about an air strike, which makes me wonder how the Israelis did it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2024 11:33 PM (S6gqv)

Sharks, with laser beams?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2024 11:37 PM (Xtdoj)
-

We added in a tornado element just for fun.

Nice mosquito squash(es). Plenty more where they came from.

Until Gaza is declared sovereign Israeli state territory and Iran's nuclear facilities either blow up or melt down, this will just keep going on.

Have to head out. 8:30AM here. Maybe later.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2024 01:28 AM (T53xy)

561 Well, I was pretty sure he wasn't canvassing his neighborhood & leaving doorhangers.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 01:28 AM (NLIak)

562 California - The very progressive state where child marriage is LEGAL
Posted by: Ciampino


The group of former child brides protesting this is referred to as "child marriage survivors?" That seems overstated. You survive cancers or airplane crashes or natural disasters. Loveless arranged marriages aren't likely to kill you. And if they are, you're a domestic-violence survivor, not a child-marriage survivor.

I only know of one, personally. Shotgun wedding (maybe literally?) after she got knocked up at 15. They're still married at 70+.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (DgGvY)

563 When he comes out of prison he needs to be introduced to Mr Accident-Prone. Or even staircase.
Posted by: Ciampino

Please take a seat there by the open window, Sir.

Posted by: Probation Officer Miklos at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (1CnH+)

564 My Lai massacre army officer William Calley dead at 80

https://mol.im/a/13687575

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #23 at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (qfLjt)

565 Braenyard, listen to Tommy's Podcast (TPC) on rumble or brighteon, with John Cullen & Clay Martin (TPC #1,53

analysis of audio shots matched against mapping software of the fairgrounds and glass research building

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (D7oie)

566 Not sure what the "political leader of Hamas" actually DID.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)
-

"political leader"

pfffftttt!!!!!!

Is that how they whitewash it?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (T53xy)

567 > Didn't they solve their murder problem with gun control?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

That didn't quite do the trick, so they also had to institute knife control. Then screwdriver control.

Pretty soon it'll be stuffed animal control.

I've got a theory about the Brits, namely that nearly all the ones with a measurable testosterone level left for various regions of the Empire and never came back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2024 01:29 AM (W5ArC)

568 > I only know of one, personally. Shotgun wedding (maybe literally?) after she got knocked up at 15.

Two of my great-grandmothers were married at 15. Not at all unusual in that time and place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2024 01:30 AM (W5ArC)

569 My Lai massacre army officer William Calley dead at 80

https://mol.im/a/13687575
Posted by: Ciampino

FUN FACT

He was the ghostwriter for Hillary Clinton's "It Takes a Village"

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at July 31, 2024 01:31 AM (1CnH+)

570 > He had the keys in the ignition so they could arrest him.

Same law here. Key in the ignition, motor runnning, whatever.

A friend got a DUI because he was sitting in the passenger seat with the motor running while the actual driver popped into a store for a moment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2024 01:32 AM (W5ArC)

571 Calley is one of many people that I didn't know were still alive-- until I read that they died.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 01:34 AM (NLIak)

572 Inside the 'White Dudes for Harris' Zoom call with Jeff Bridges and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

https://mol.im/a/13688257

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #24 at July 31, 2024 01:35 AM (qfLjt)

573 Nytol

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2024 01:36 AM (NLIak)

574 Turkey's President SLAPS child on face for not kissing his hand when he held it out on stage

https://mol.im/a/13687625

Arrogant bastard. He needs the Gaddhafi treatment.

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #25 at July 31, 2024 01:36 AM (qfLjt)

575 Inside the 'White Dudes for Harris' Zoom call with Jeff Bridges and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

https://mol.im/a/13688257
Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged

checky linky por favor

Posted by: Miklos, feeling like I'm missing something at July 31, 2024 01:37 AM (1CnH+)

576 Arrogant bastard. He needs the Gaddhafi treatment.
Posted by: Ciampino

Ghadaffi got the pineapple with barbed wire?

I did not know that.

Posted by: Miklos, who learns stuff here at July 31, 2024 01:39 AM (1CnH+)

577 So, what do we do with these judges, particularly the federal ones that are NOT elected and have lifetime appointments? (correct me where wrong).
Illegal migrant who shot female cop was set to be deported to Venezuela before judge spared him.

https://mol.im/a/13686987

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #26 at July 31, 2024 01:40 AM (qfLjt)

578
Las Vegas. Tomorrow, 7:30PM (about 2 hours from now) at the bar. It was broadcast on The Group e-mail. If you are interested, be there.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 31, 2024 01:41 AM (FlRtG)

579 Las Vegas. Tomorrow, 7:30PM (about 2 hours from now) at the bar. It was broadcast on The Group e-mail. If you are interested, be there.

Posted by: Arbalest

*the sadness returns*

Posted by: Miklos, willing but unable at July 31, 2024 01:43 AM (1CnH+)

580 Anti-holidaymaker protests escalate in sinister turn as 'kill a tourist' graffiti appears on wall in Majorca

https://mol.im/a/13689861

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #27 at July 31, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)

581 Female Amazon driver steals family's beloved pet cat Feefee

https://mol.im/a/13690157

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #28 at July 31, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)

582 543 American woman is found chained to a tree and left to die in Indian jungle

https://mol.im/a/13688053

Wow, 40 days with no food!
Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #19 at July 31, 2024 01:10 AM (qfLjt)

Well, she said she wanted to loose weight!

Posted by: Indian Villager at July 31, 2024 01:45 AM (xaFKb)

583 Bobby Banas dead at 90: Dancer in West Side Story and Mary Poppins passes away from pneumonia

https://mol.im/a/13690469

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #29 at July 31, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)

584
579 Miklos

21 hours. Also Friday night, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 31, 2024 01:52 AM (FlRtG)

585 21 hours. Also Friday night, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.
Posted by: Arbalest

Well, have 21 on me.

As long as it's the free booze in a casino.

Posted by: Miklos, who plays at the $5 Blackjack table at July 31, 2024 01:54 AM (1CnH+)

586 Bobby Banas dead at 90: Dancer in West Side Story and Mary Poppins passes away from pneumonia

SuperSadacalifragilisticexpialidocious

Posted by: Miklos, in best fake Cockney accent at July 31, 2024 01:56 AM (1CnH+)

587 575 Inside the 'White Dudes for Harris' Zoom call with Jeff Bridges and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

https://mol.im/a/13688257
Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged

checky linky por favor

Posted by: Miklos, feeling like I'm missing something at July 31, 2024 01:37 AM (1CnH+)
----
Scroll all the way down to just before Comments.

https://t.ly/mf0ez

Posted by: Ciampino - Drain Bamaged Lefty #30 at July 31, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)

588 Las Vegas. Tomorrow, 7:30PM (about 2 hours from now) at the bar. It was broadcast on The Group e-mail. If you are interested, be there.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 31, 2024 01:41

I can't find The Group email. My email is below. Doubt I can make it, but it would be fun. Let me know details.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 31, 2024 02:04 AM (55Qr6)

589
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice.
Posted by: Miklos does things like that

===============

It was typed in a gloomy sort of mood. I should stop listening to these discussions on YouTube about the course of the election season.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 02:04 AM (wjjYr)

590 WHITE DUDES FOR MIKLOS

oh wait

Posted by: Miklos in total error mode at July 31, 2024 02:06 AM (1CnH+)

591 It was typed in a gloomy sort of mood. I should stop listening to these discussions on YouTube about the course of the election season.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Be of Good Cheer.

For every day is St. Crispin's Day.

Posted by: Miklos recites speech in best Kenneth Branaugh voice at July 31, 2024 02:08 AM (1CnH+)

592
Bobby Banas dead at 90: Dancer in West Side Story and Mary Poppins passes away from pneumonia

==========

DAMN. According to legend, he once had about 45 minutes to put together choreography for a number on the Judy Garland Show. He came up with this, which lots of enthusiastic amateurs on YouTube have replicated:

https://tinyurl.com/yhpk2esn

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 02:09 AM (wjjYr)

593
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 02:09 AM (wjjYr)

=========

Forgot to say, he's the very limber boy in the front.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 02:09 AM (wjjYr)

594 Scroll all the way down to just before Comments.

https://t.ly/mf0ez
Posted by: Ciampino

Thanks.


Informative, in a kind of way.

Posted by: Miklos thinks it is good to Know Thy Enemy at July 31, 2024 02:09 AM (1CnH+)

595 tomorrow is already started
world turns dawn and dusk over and over
perpetual but aging until it is no more
wind still blows
it's nature's way

https://youtu.be/qvQa04JP73o

g'nite, y'all

Posted by: mindful webworker - the significance of the passage at July 31, 2024 02:10 AM (NH5Mt)

596
588 Farmer

At this point, it looks like it will be me and Hat at the bar on Friday (add to list of STNG "Darmok" quotes).

Posted by: Arbalest at July 31, 2024 02:13 AM (FlRtG)

597 Be of Good Cheer.

For every day is St. Crispin's Day.
Posted by: Miklos recites speech in best Kenneth Branaugh voice at July 31, 2024 02:08 AM (1CnH+)


More like 'Groundhog Day'. Wash. Rinse. Repeat on a loop.

"Never the Border Czar!" bk-bk-bk BWAAAK!

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 02:16 AM (gKDq2)

598 Calley is one of many people that I didn't know were still alive-- until I read that they died.
-----

Friend of mine was assigned to the stockade where Calley was held.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2024 02:17 AM (XeU6L)

599 Friend of mine was assigned to the stockade where Calley was held.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Hope you sent him some books

Posted by: Miklos #24 The Penurious Publisher at July 31, 2024 02:19 AM (1CnH+)

600 Alas, my attempt to unburden myself from what has been , so that I might be refreshed to take up the burden of what is yet to be has failed. Is it not possible to make it actually happen?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at July 31, 2024 02:36 AM (jjEjX)

601
Alas, my attempt to unburden myself from what has been , so that I might be refreshed to take up the burden of what is yet to be has failed. Is it not possible to make it actually happen?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened

===========

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2024 02:44 AM (wjjYr)

602 Alas, my attempt to unburden myself from what has been , so that I might be refreshed to take up the burden of what is yet to be has failed. Is it not possible to make it actually happen?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at July 31, 2024 02:36

Kamala?

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 31, 2024 02:48 AM (55Qr6)

603 Night, Horde, must meet my obligations in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2024 02:50 AM (Sgq8y)

604 Hold my beer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

*chugs*

Posted by: never ask a Miklos "hold" your beer at July 31, 2024 03:01 AM (1CnH+)

605 @ Rodrigo Borgia, if you're still up, I have the same theory about all the Euros, not just the Brits. We got the adventurous, hard working ones and they kept the rest. Then they lost 2 entire generations of young men in wars, which also would have been the more masculine. It a wonder they can even reproduce.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2024 03:05 AM (r5tfK)

606 I don't know if 15 more minutes is worth trying to get

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 03:27 AM (fwDg9)

607 tinyurl.com/3bmx6965
I thought there would be a Bad Blue last night

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 03:49 AM (fwDg9)

608 Goodly morning, insomaniacals! We're not quite over the hump yet; that's not until the day is half over -- well, some of us might be on the downslope, like Biden's Dog and Pixy -- but we're close.

Today is payday for me. Which means a stop at Petco after work for litter and chow for the beasts. Ain't it grand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)

609 Heat index now is 95F. LIke the guy in the song, "Please, Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go!" (work out, that is)

I knew I shouldn't have looked at the weather on the local CBS outlet's site. This is one case where not knowing is better than knowing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)

610 607 tinyurl.com/3bmx6965
I thought there would be a Bad Blue last night
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 03:49 AM (fwDg9)

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2024 04:06 AM (64Zez)

611 Some good stuff of Harris in Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 04:14 AM (fwDg9)

612 That J.D. Vamce dude is weird!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at July 31, 2024 04:24 AM (dg+HA)

613 “I thought that the opening ceremony was a disgrace, actually,” President Donald Trump

The opening ceremony was a ceremony which opened, ceremonially, the opening, which was ceremonial. Cackle. -- Kamala Harris

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2024 04:48 AM (IUd0M)

614 NOooooOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2024 05:09 AM (MVkXU)

615 Excellent way of describing, and pleasant piece of writing to take facts
about my presentation focus, which i am going to deliver in university.

Posted by: hair transplant turkey at August 07, 2024 01:29 AM (hJzWN)

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