Biden: My Supreme Court Bill Isn't "Dead on Arrival," Speaker Johnson Is

We have a nasty, angry, bitterly senile man as "president," and the Media Patriots are all okay with this.

President Biden was just asked on the tarmac about Speaker Johnson calling his Supreme Court reform “dead on arrival.” “That’s what he is,” Biden said. Asked for clarification, a reporter shouted, “That he is?” Biden responded: “He is. Dead on arrival.” pic.twitter.com/kEOV2y21Yi
— Matt Viser (@mviser) July 29, 2024

Musk linked this parody video:

This is amazing 😂
pic.twitter.com/KpnBKGUUwn
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 26, 2024

The leftwing propagandists at the Wall Street Journal (yes, most of their reporters are far leftwing) attacked Musk for posting this, claiming it was a "manipulated video" and cheap fake.

Even though that's obvious -- it's obvious it's fake. That's what makes it funny.

They also try to report Musk to twitter's censors. They're trying to report Musk to Musk's Manager.

lon Musk, a master of the memes, is planting his flag in deepfake territory--and risking backlash at a fraught political moment.
Musk, Tesla's billionaire chief executive, on Friday shared on X an edited version of a campaign video for Vice President Kamala Harris purporting to be a parody. By doing so, he potentially breached his own social-media platform's policy against sharing synthetic and manipulated media.
The edited ad mimics Harris's voice to have her say she became the new Democratic candidate for the November presidential election after President Biden "exposed his senility." In the video, Harris's altered voice also says she is the "ultimate diversity hire," and says her work addressing the root causes of the border crisis was "catastrophic." . . .
By reposting what appeared to be an AI-generated deepfake, Musk might run afoul of an X policy instituted after he took over the platform. The policy, instituted in April 2023, forbids sharing synthetic, manipulated or out-of-context media that might deceive or confuse people and lead to harm.
Among the criteria listed by X to determine whether content should be labeled or removed are whether the media is significantly and deceptively altered; whether it is shared in a deceptive manner or with false context; and whether the content is likely to result in widespread confusion on public issues.
The policy allows memes or satires, provided they don't cause significant confusion about the authenticity of the media. Musk in resharing the video called it "amazing," but didn't say it was purporting to be a parody.

Lefties are always "fact-checking" our humor. They never, ever "fact-check" their late-night "comedy" propagandists, despite them spreading the same sort of "disinformation by joke."

Every joke in a late night monologue has the same construction: It begins with a real-life news hook, to explain the context for the joke. Then comes the departure from reality, the fake part, the non-true part. The joke.

No one ever accuses them of pushing disinformation.

But commies -- and that's what these people are, Marxist accusers and denouncers of everything normal and wholesome -- are always in denunciation mode against their enemies.

Why isn't Colbert guilty of "disinformation" when he makes something up for a joke? Because he's "On the Right Side of History." He is self-evidently good, so nothing he does can be misleading. And of course lefties are all intelligent and cultured, so of course they all understand his untrue statements are not factual. (Though they are, as Colbert once put it, full of "truthiness.")

But us? When we make a joke, it's intended to deceive people, and the people we're speaking to are stupid and ignorant, so they believe what we're saying is true.

And that's why Musk gets fact-checked and Stephen Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:36 PM

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1 I'll go let the others know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 29, 2024 05:36 PM (O7YUW)

2 Johnson? He's a dead man. Vance? DEAD.

Posted by: President Potatohead. at July 29, 2024 05:37 PM (TcVeV)

3

I hope there aren't any Rooftop Slopes nearby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:38 PM (x0n13)

4 Lefties are always "fact-checking" our humor. They never, ever "fact-check" their late-night "comedy" propagandists,

To be fair, it's not easy to find someone willing to sit through an entire Trevor Noah monologue and take notes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 05:38 PM (TcVeV)

5
Joe is inviting some lunatic to take a shot at the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 05:38 PM (1Nxff)

6 Huh.

They actually think Kammmala is dumber than *we* think she is....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (BAEGB)

7 Three separate but equal branches of government, Jack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (wmNFJ)

8 ASSASSIN'S DOG WHISTLE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (32wjJ)

9 >>> No one ever accuses them of pushing disinformation.

Because it is "malinformation".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 05:40 PM (cOq4q)

10 7 Three separate but equal branches of government, Jack.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (wmNFJ)

Some are more equal than others. Joey Towelette Orwell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:40 PM (x0n13)

11 "Professor Suggon Deeznuts" says parody is still legal in America! LOL

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 29, 2024 05:40 PM (w6EFb)

12 In his dementia his evil is harder to hide

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 05:40 PM (HJ9BW)

13 Seth Myers is on a podcast with the Lonely Island trio. I wonder how long it will last. The more stories Seth and they tell about SNL, the more obvious it is that Seth Myers doesn't understand comedy and he's just a political hack who can act a little.

I expect one or more of the Lonely Island bros to start actively insulting him soon. They came close about two episodes back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 29, 2024 05:40 PM (xcxpd)

14 Did Biden then follow up with, "I'm rubber and you're glue?"

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (VGOMa)

15 Does the edited voice even match up with the video? (I don't feel like watching it.) Is this an actual deeeep faaaaake... or just a silly voice over gag?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (BAEGB)

16 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.

Posted by: Grayman27 at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (pgwxJ)

17 Joe is inviting some lunatic to take a shot at the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 05:38 PM (1Nxff)

Yup.
If I went out in public and said that I'd be in the slammer.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (W/lyH)

18 Censor All Opponents ... the intent of Google, Democrats, FBI/DOJ, all the globalists and Fascists.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (Cus5s)

19 Gavin Newsom responded to the tweet saying he's going to be passing a new CA law to crack down on this.

To which Musk responded he checked with a legal authority on the subject named Suggon Deeznutz and he said parody was still legal in America.

So obvious this is a joke.

Posted by: Blago at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (wMRY8)

20 14 Did Biden then follow up with, "I'm rubber and you're glue?"
Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (VGOMa)

Walter Egan's original concept for Magnet and Steel?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (x0n13)

21 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.
Posted by: Grayman27 at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (pgwxJ)

Every time he pops his head out of the WH we get five more weeks of misery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (TcVeV)

22 >>>Seth Myers is on a podcast with the Lonely Island trio. I wonder how long it will last. The more stories Seth and they tell about SNL, the more obvious it is that Seth Myers doesn't understand comedy and he's just a political hack who can act a little.
I expect one or more of the Lonely Island bros to start actively insulting him soon. They came close about two episodes back.

huh! let me know if it gets ugly.

Posted by: ace at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (KRtlO)

23 7 Three separate but equal branches of government, Jack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (wmNFJ)

Not when those N@zi Rethuglican Justices don't vote the way we want! We'll change the rules until we always win! WAAAAAHHHHH!!

Posted by: Tantrum-throwing Democrats at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (5fDan)

24 Oh. And fuck the left.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (wmNFJ)

25 16 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.
Posted by: Grayman27 at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (pgwxJ)

"He's a piker. like me!"

- - Capt. Christopher Pike

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (x0n13)

26 Lefties are always "fact-checking" our humor. They never, ever "fact-check" their late-night "comedy" propagandists, despite them spreading the same sort of "disinformation my joke."

Every joke in a late night monologue has the same construction: It begins with a real-life news hook, to explain the context for the joke. Then comes the departure from reality, the fake part, the non-true part. The joke.

No one ever accuses them of pushing disinformation.
_______
But it's also true that no one every accuses them of being funny. So it's all good.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (1bNHn)

27 huh! let me know if it gets ugly.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (KRtlO)

Will do.
Heal up now, we need you in fighting trim man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

28 Get it? Yep.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (QSrLX)

29 Biden isn't doing anything of the sort. He's repeating crap that communist leaders like Garland and Mayorkas tell him to say. Start blaming the right tyrants

Posted by: Enough BS at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (2NXcZ)

30 They didn't tell me I had to be careful what I said.

Posted by: Body Double #5 at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (dg+HA)

31 Oh yeah? Well, yo Mama was eaten by cannibals. And not in the way my uncle was.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (hqVaF)

32 New Kamala cheer:

Barbecue, watermelon,
Cadillac, car.
We ain’t as dumb
as you think we is!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (IaeKi)

33 Yup.
If I went out in public and said that I'd be in the slammer.
Posted by: Diogenes

It's Joe trying on that new 'Executive Immunity".
...
Wait. He always talked shit like that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 05:44 PM (cOq4q)

34 Joe is inviting some lunatic to take a shot at the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July

They did it to Kav and Trump.

Zero consequences.

Posted by: You won't believe this at July 29, 2024 05:44 PM (bILdU)

35 It must be nice to have "Fuck You, Governor" Money.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2024 05:44 PM (BAEGB)

36
Joe is inviting some lunatic to take a shot at the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 05:38 PM

"Bullseye" Biden? No way.

Posted by: Said No One at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (RKVpM)

37 Biden is a bitter, senile pedo that shouldn't day drink.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (qZdIZ)

38 Fallon is the most pathetic. He has to go along although his heart doesn't seem to be in it. A closet conservative?

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (fYltx)

39 29 Biden isn't doing anything of the sort. He's repeating crap that communist leaders like Garland and Mayorkas tell him to say. Start blaming the right tyrants
Posted by: Enough BS
=====
Biden's vile and nasty temperament will on exhibit from the last few brain cells flickering on before darkness falls.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (qdbNv)

40 32 New Kamala cheer:

Barbecue, watermelon,
Cadillac, car.
We ain’t as dumb
as you think we is!
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 05:43 PM (IaeKi)

"Loose pair of shoes, tight hoo hoo, warm place to take a dump"

Earl Butz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (x0n13)

41 It is so fun watching Elon Musk use his influence and money and humor and intelligence to piss off the left. So glad he's on our side.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (wmNFJ)

42 "Supreme Court reform" is just a marker for the future. Designed to expand the Overton Window, i.e., that which is acceptable for serious discussion.

I question whether it was a good idea politically for KH to have jumped in on this immediately with both feet, though. It doesn't burnish her new image as a moderate.

Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (NLIak)

43 >>Biden is a bitter, senile pedo that shouldn't day drink.
__
I bet if he had as much as a thimble full of alcohol he would expire.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (bNf8H)

44 38 Fallon is the most pathetic. He has to go along although his heart doesn't seem to be in it. A closet conservative?
Posted by: hart
=====
Fallon, I think just wants to do comedy and get laughs, but his writers and show producers probably have a metaphorical gun to his head.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (qdbNv)

45 The end game is to make all social media responsible as "publishers", to make it financially untenable for SM to post any "controversial" content, so SM eventually becomes solely a vehicle for cat videos and cooking shows, and MSM gets to curate the news again.

Posted by: Zek at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (ABw9X)

46 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.
Posted by: Grayman27 at July 29, 2024 05:41 PM (pgwxJ)

"He's a piker. like me!"

- - Capt. Christopher Pike
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 05:42 PM (x0n13)
***

*green light flashes*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (W/lyH)

47 38 Fallon is the most pathetic. He has to go along although his heart doesn't seem to be in it. A closet conservative?
Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (fYltx)
________
I doubt he's a closet conservative. But I do think he's partly normal, which is close in today's Hollywood.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (1bNHn)

48 Biden isn't doing anything of the sort. He's repeating crap that communist leaders like Garland and Mayorkas tell him to say. Start blaming the right tyrants
Posted by: Enough BS
=====
Biden's vile and nasty temperament will on exhibit from the last few brain cells flickering on before darkness falls.
Posted by: whig
+++++
Now that he isn't running he can let it all hang out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (cOq4q)

49 Remember how folks were saying Trump would be in jail by now? This is how predictions go. Nobody ever remembers the ones that don't turn out.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

50 Oh. And fuck the left.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You couldn't pay my enough for that. Especially the parrot-hair women. No way!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (VNX3d)

51 "He is dead on arrival"
_President Joseph R. Biden

Is that a death threat?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (6ZHNK)

52 42 "Supreme Court reform" is just a marker for the future. Designed to expand the Overton Window, i.e., that which is acceptable for serious discussion.

I question whether it was a good idea politically for KH to have jumped in on this immediately with both feet, though. It doesn't burnish her new image as a moderate.
Posted by: mnw
======
Dems have failure theatre too just like the GOP did for so long on Roe v. Wade and gun control.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (qdbNv)

53 I'm rubber, you're dead pal.

Posted by: JF Biden, on top of his game at July 29, 2024 05:48 PM (ABw9X)

54 43 >>Biden is a bitter, senile pedo that shouldn't day drink.
__
I bet if he had as much as a thimble full of alcohol he would expire.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (bNf8H)
________
I'll offer him some of my best Scotch.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 05:48 PM (1bNHn)

55 Now that he isn't running he can let it all hang out.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Not again

-Ashley Biden

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:48 PM (wmNFJ)

56 Johnson tomorrow: "He meant well."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (IG4Id)

57 Seth Meyers time as a writer coincides with SNL cratering.

Also, Tina Fey owes her career to Sara Palin and I have no idea why Amy Pohler was ever a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (nXbYj)

58 So after what happened to Trump in PA, is Biden giving the ok to shoot the Speaker of the House. Why aren't the repubs screaming....oh, never mind.

Posted by: Megthered at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (rwiQP)

59 Did Biden then follow up with, "I'm rubber and you're glue?"
Posted by: huerfano

I thought Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) was dead, already?

Joe Biden is PeeWee Herman? Well, that certainly explains the bike episode.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (vcOmj)

60

It's not really that far fetched to think that Joe ordered a hit on Trump.

And as usual Joe fucks everything up.

That's why he got kneecapped.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (et1vG)

61 Carp, happy fingers left out dementia addled.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (qZdIZ)

62 We are in a seriously bad way in this country. Our president is demented and the leftists are pushing the revolution. The GOPe is brain dead and the middle class left are herd animals.
I've read a lot about the Russian revolution and subsequent civil war. Power ended up falling to the Bolshevists because they were the most disciplined and the Whites who were the non communist bloc could never get their act together and were picked off in succession.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (9Lk6I)

63 Now that he isn't running he can let it all hang out.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I would not want to be a young girl within sniffing range nor an attractive female staffer around Biden's rotting brain. The restraints decline as logic and reason cells shut down.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (qdbNv)

64 ***[E]lon Musk, a master of the memes, is planting his flag in deepfake territory--and risking backlash at a fraught political moment.***
-------

He's teaching people how to stand.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:50 PM (6ZHNK)

65 The same people who still insist Palin said she could see Russia from her house are the ones whining the most about the Krumala video.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 05:50 PM (Yl/9f)

66 Funny, the Supreme Court was fine eroding order, discipline, common sense, tradition, reverence, and the Bill of Rights. You mad, Bro?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 05:50 PM (QSrLX)

67 Fraught political moment? I guess the fiery but mostly peaceful protests weren't fraught enough.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

68
"I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this Nancy-boy Johnson, I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!" - Kindly Joe Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 05:51 PM (1Nxff)

69 OT but I missed the movie thread.

Go see "Deadpool and Wolverine" now, before all the cameos are spoiled for you. The movie is hilarious.

Shoutout to Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 29, 2024 05:51 PM (kpS4V)

70 We need a Federal Department of Humor: to tell us the difference between safe-satire, dangerous-parody and mis-sarcasm.

Posted by: Zek at July 29, 2024 05:52 PM (ABw9X)

71 Just when we think we've found out how vile Democrats are, we find out more...

Posted by: setnaffa at July 29, 2024 05:52 PM (nOVGb)

72 Trump would never have been president without Seth Myers.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:52 PM (fYltx)

73 End Nordstream. Is the FBI on that too?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 05:52 PM (QSrLX)

74 Criminal presidential administration

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (NFX2v)

75 See that 'dead on arrival' clip

that's Joe's 'old man stance'

(You think you're better than me? Mandelbaum!)

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (/7KEl)

76 They also try to report Musk to twitter's censors. They're trying to report Musk to Musk's Manager.

--------------------

The media idiots keep forgetting why Musk spent 45 billion to buy Twitter. He was offended by their censorship of comedy first and foremost. He also believes in freedom of speech which the kool kiddies don't seem to know about.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (unUNN)

77 We can only save Democracy by changing the original constitution !!

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (B1dzx)

78 They say he walks around the White House naked.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (6ZHNK)

79
If you don't think some radical wouldn't take a shot at one of the SC justices you got another think coming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (1Nxff)

80 Fallon is the most pathetic. He has to go along although his heart doesn't seem to be in it. A closet conservative?
Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:45 PM (fYltx)
________
I doubt he's a closet conservative. But I do think he's partly normal, which is close in today's Hollywood.
Posted by: Eeyore

Yeah, Jimmy Fallon is, I think, actually a modestly funny and decent person. I think he is kind of disgusted with having to "go along" with a lot of the scripted "woke" shit.
He had this celebrity game show (don't know what happened to it) called "That's My Jam" about different celebrities doing musical stuff. It was actually really hilarious. Josh Groben was on one of the earliest episodes and was actually laughing almost the entire time he was on.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (vcOmj)

81 More violent rhetoric, Joe? You guys already almost killed one GOP member of the House, Senate and a former president.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (tT6L1)

82 The Handlers' SCOTUS plan is DOA

unconstitutional AF

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 05:54 PM (/7KEl)

83
Elon is risking backlash at a fraught political moment??!!!

(that's kind of the point, idiots)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 05:54 PM (T3es0)

84 @72

>>Trump would never have been president without Seth Myers.

I think it was more Obama snarking that he was President and Trump would never be President.

Although Seth Meyers Nerd Prom routine probably sealed the deal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 05:54 PM (nXbYj)

85 Mal-mockery is the greatest threat to Our Democracy.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (fYltx)

86 Didn't Musk respond by referring to Professor Deeznutz regard to parody being legal ?

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (B1dzx)

87 They say he walks around the White House naked.
Posted by: Braenyard

Saves on Depends.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (cOq4q)

88 willowed:
Had one or two severe ear aches per year. ENT was going to operate as soon as the infection cleared. \{Lightbulb}/
Swimmers pour alcohol into the ear canal to clear water, I'll pour vinegar into the canal to clear the calcification.

The vinegar didn't eliminate the calcification; However, it did clear the ear, the canal, and shortly thereafter, the infection. Been doing it ever since and have had not one infection in ten years. It works.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (6ZHNK)

89 79
If you don't think some radical wouldn't take a shot at one of the SC justices you got another think coming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Scotus knows--one such armed asshole was arrested lurking around Justice Kavanaugh's house and then a virtual media blackout occurred.

Scalia's death was weird too as was the recent death of Mitch McConnell's sister in law.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (qdbNv)

90 Biden is both nasty and senile. He's a real sumbuck.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (cB7nX)

91
No thanks to Jimmy Fallon. When his kid was desperately ill, he said "Even if you're Republican, you have to acknowledge the necessity of providing healthcare" blah blah. Eff off, sanctimonious bastard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (T3es0)

92 Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert are men worthy of our emulation.

Posted by: David French at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

93 I am proud to announce my VP pick is Representative Richard Cranium. We all know him as Dick.....

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (BSF0H)

94 3 separate branches of government

none can override another

one branch legislates
one branch executes
one branches judges the results against the plain text of the Constitution

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)

95 “He is. Dead on arrival.”
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There's mean tweets...

And then there's death threats.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)

96 Myers wrote Obama's zingers. It really pissed Trump off.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (fYltx)

97 Johnson? He's a dead man. Vance? DEAD.
Posted by: President Potatohead. at July 29, 2024 05:37 PM

Niedermeyer?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (Wnv9h)

98 Biden is the nastiest president ever, even worse than LBJ. His dementia simply amplifies and showcases it.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (unUNN)

99 We all are very aware that Biden is a vindictive and spiteful piece of shit. He's going to ram through all kinds of radical nonsense through Executive Fiat over the next five months, and it's going to get attached to Harris who is desperately trying to swing to the middle for the election.

Vindictive Joe is going to give the Dem strategists absolute migraines....because everything he does gets attached to Harris, and he isn't one to let bygones be bygones.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (dIske)

100 Having his failures and eliminationist rhetoric almost got Trump assassinated, Biden wishes death upon the Speaker, #3 in the line of succession for President.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (Yl/9f)

101 Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 05:53 PM (vcOmj)

Fallon is an awesome imitator . Especially singers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (B1dzx)

102 Fallon grew up just north of me in Saugerties NY. I know people who went to HS with him and said he was a nerd who drank a lot (who didn't). No indication that he would be famous

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (9Lk6I)

103 No thanks to Jimmy Fallon. When his kid was desperately ill, he said "Even if you're Republican, you have to acknowledge the necessity of providing healthcare" blah blah. Eff off, sanctimonious bastard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office a
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I think that was Jimmy Kimmel and he is most certainly a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (qdbNv)

104 87 They say he walks around the White House naked.
Posted by: Braenyard

Saves on Depends.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Balance problems. After chasing down an intern he would fall over while fumbling with his belt buckle.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (6ZHNK)

105 And who thinks a unfiltered Biden brain isn't dangerous?

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (fwDg9)

106 Read the comments to make sure I wasn''t going to repeat...
Polynikes hit it.
Interview with Professor Deeznuts.

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (R2gO3)

107 The vinegar didn't eliminate the calcification; However, it did clear the ear, the canal, and shortly thereafter, the infection. Been doing it ever since and have had not one infection in ten years. It works.
Posted by: Braenyard

You could try Hydrogen Peroxide - soaked cotton balls in the ear. Lay down with the ear with the cotton ball UP. My wife did that to help with that "calcified" stuff happening in her inner ear. It sometimes works.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (vcOmj)

108
I suspect that the left is so certain that 'Bullseye' Biden is gonna be taken out by a sniper is the reason they have 'Tall Joe' appearing in his place.

Not sure about much of anything anymore, but that
"Joe clone" has skin that defies definition. On a scale of 1 to infinity for gross... it's infinity.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (RKVpM)

109 none can override another

one branch legislates
one branch executes
one branches judges the results against the plain text of the Constitution
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)
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Which is why for there to be true balance, the judge branch needs to NOT go too far from the Constitution.

Not just freestyle on the themes of the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (krQz2)

110 No thanks to Jimmy Fallon. When his kid was desperately ill, he said "Even if you're Republican, you have to acknowledge the necessity of providing healthcare" blah blah. Eff off, sanctimonious bastard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (T3es0)

I think that was Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (B1dzx)

111

if you don't believe, in your guts and bones, that they hate us and want us dead, it's time to get your mind right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (UWgy2)

112 Heh. You mean "Andy Samberg and those other two guys?
/s/ Norm Macdonald

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 05:59 PM (Yl/9f)

113 fallon is trash

Posted by: cherries are the best at July 29, 2024 05:59 PM (ueF7o)

114 Kimmel yes.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 05:59 PM (fYltx)

115 Gavin Newsom responded to the tweet saying he's going to be passing a new CA law to crack down on this.

That law will, after some trials, probably apply in California.
But Musk's firms are all in Texas. All his money and people, too.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 29, 2024 05:59 PM (zdLoL)

116 No thanks to Jimmy Fallon. When his kid was desperately ill, he said "Even if you're Republican, you have to acknowledge the necessity of providing healthcare" blah blah. Eff off, sanctimonious bastard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office a
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I think that was Jimmy Kimmel and he is most certainly a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: whig

Yes, that was Jimmy Kimmel (spit) who is a really nasty and unpleasant person.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 05:59 PM (vcOmj)

117 if you don't believe, in your guts and bones, that they hate us and want us dead, it's time to get your mind right.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 05:58 PM (UWgy2)
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This explains their courting of Islam. The enemy of my enemy is my friend...until Islam puts the sword to their throat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (tT6L1)

118 So Jimmy Fallon's kid didn't have access to healthcare? I don't get it. EVERYONE has access. Who pays for it is what the question is....

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (3HI6Z)

119 I think that was Jimmy Kimmel and he is most certainly a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (qdbNv

And he kept repeating it even after someone informed him CHIP has been around for years.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (B1dzx)

120 Which is why for there to be true balance, the judge branch needs to NOT go too far from the Constitution.

Not just freestyle on the themes of the Constitution.
Posted by: Axeman
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Problem is that so much unconstitutional practices by the three branches have been allowed over the years that the actual Constitution has been dead in many of its sections for years. Stare Decisis followed by judicial restraint advocates on the Right make it worse.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (qdbNv)

121 I question whether it was a good idea politically for KH to have jumped in on this immediately with both feet, though. It doesn't burnish her new image as a moderate.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (NLIak)

If Kamaltoe wants to "burnish" her image as a moderate, she should "burnish" some Republican dicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (IBwyu)

122 Kamala is DEI snd Biden is DOA

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 29, 2024 06:00 PM (R7/cj)

123 kimmel is too

Posted by: cherries are the best at July 29, 2024 06:01 PM (ueF7o)

124 92 Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert are men worthy of our emulation.
Posted by: David French at July 29, 2024 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

Worthy of immolation, like that guy in front of the israeli embassy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:01 PM (x0n13)

125 @70 We need a Federal Department of Humor

I see what you mean, but it looks like the problem is that they keep trying to establish one, and That's Not Funny.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 29, 2024 06:01 PM (zdLoL)

126 allon grew up just north of me in Saugerties NY. I know people who went to HS with him and said he was a nerd who drank a lot (who didn't). No indication that he would be famous
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 05:57 PM (9Lk6I)
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I need to get my eyes checked.

I thought that said "Sugartits, NY"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 06:01 PM (BpYfr)

127 the only thing they need to do with that vid is add (if it ain't there already) a disclaimer...and bingo ! run with it !

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:01 PM (V13WU)

128 We might have to watch Venezuela to learn how to respond to (another) stolen election. Maduro seems to have lost in a landslide, but is shutting down the internet after declaring himself the big winner. (opponent ballot watchers kicked out ... where did they learn that move?)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (Cus5s)

129 Yet Carolla still loves Kimmel, it's odd.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (fYltx)

130 Kimmel and Sarah Silverman dated for a while. That is a bucket full of annoying

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (9Lk6I)

131 If Kamaltoe wants to "burnish" her image as a moderate, she should "burnish" some Republican dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Eeeww! Not sure even Glitch McConnell deserves that fate but of course a happy ending for him would be millions in his bank account.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (qdbNv)

132
no penumbras
no emanations

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (/7KEl)

133 I thought Silverman was f***ing Matt Damon

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl)

134 He is dead on arrival. Does he have F-15s? I do, no joke!
*creepy grin*

Posted by: Zombie President Walter at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM (GpUII)

135 It is so fun watching Elon Musk use his influence and money and humor and intelligence to piss off the left. So glad he's on our side.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 05:46 PM (wmNFJ)

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I wonder if they now regret buying their Teslas that made him so rich.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM (unUNN)

136 Fallon had fun with Trump on his show in 2015. Even after Trump announced he is running. Jimmy probably thought that enjoying every guest was his job. Now he knows differently.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 06:04 PM (aVudl)

137 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.
Posted by: Grayman27

I think it is all AI generated images and masked impersonators now.
I think the "real" Joe Biden is either unconscious in some Intensive Care suite, or just already dead.
Didja ever see the movie "Dave", where Kevin Kline is some nobody who is shanghied into impersonating the President?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 06:04 PM (vcOmj)

138 129 Yet Carolla still loves Kimmel, it's odd.
Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (fYltx)

He puts up with him now and not as close as they once were. He feels a certain obligation as Kimmel did get him started . One reason I know Carolla is a good guy.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:04 PM (B1dzx)

139 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom·13h
Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal.
I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk·12h
I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️
Quote
Mr Reagan 🇺🇸
@MrReaganUSA·Jul 26
Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY
Video 0:35 / 1:52
Elon Musk
@elonmusk·2h
Newsom should create an endowed 😉 chair at Univ of California for Prof Deeznuts
42,865 votes·21 hours left
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Pretty sure he graduated summa cum loud
8:43 AM · Jul 29, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (9aVck)

140 fibs released a statement (over the weekend I think) proclaiming that DJT was indeed shot by a bullet. Wray needs to resign. Like yesterday. he looks like a sleazeball, so clever people will not have a problem..convincing him to spend moar time with family

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (V13WU)

141 130 Kimmel and Sarah Silverman dated for a while. That is a bucket full of annoying
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Those two individuals would fill out most people's least preferred coworker slot. The two of them are not just cumulatively obnoxious as in 1+1=2 obnoxious units but exponential as in 1+1= 9 obnoxious units.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (qdbNv)

142 @126 growing up if the the girls had a full set of teeth in Saugerties they were hot . No sugartits at that time. A lot of people came up from NYC and overran that place just like my home city Kingston so there may be better lookers now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (9Lk6I)

143 Did Biden then follow up with, "I'm rubber and you're glue?"
Posted by: huerfano

*********

He does snappy comebacks worse than the Ben Stiller character in Dodgeball...

Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (uCfKO)

144 You could try Hydrogen Peroxide - soaked cotton balls in the ear. Lay down with the ear with the cotton ball UP. My wife did that to help with that "calcified" stuff happening in her inner ear. It sometimes works.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.....
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Thanks. I'm leery of hydrogen peroxide because the residue becomes water. I either pour it or use a swab but the cotton ball technique sounds productive.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:06 PM (6ZHNK)

145 outlaw parody !!

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:06 PM (V13WU)

146 Yet Carolla still loves Kimmel, it's odd.
Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:02 PM (fYltx)
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Stand ups make bonds on the road--sometimes they make enemies too.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

147 "He is dead on arrival"
_President Joseph R. Biden

Is that a death threat?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 05:47 PM (6ZHNK)

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So is it OK now to start taking bets for when Biden keels over?

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:06 PM (unUNN)

148 Which will most likely happen?
1) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because they know they are losing?
2) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because he wants to help Khamela?
3) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because they are winning?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (Yl/9f)

149 whose family ? up to him...whichever family he wants to spend time with

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (V13WU)

150 Ion Musk is Elon Musk, missing a valence electron.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (UlFwI)

151 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom·13h
Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal.
I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk·12h
I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️
Quote
Mr Reagan 🇺🇸
@MrReaganUSA·Jul 26
Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY
Video 0:35 / 1:52
Elon Musk
@elonmusk·2h
Newsom should create an endowed 😉 chair at Univ of California for Prof Deeznuts
42,865 votes·21 hours left
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Pretty sure he graduated summa cum loud
8:43 AM · Jul 29, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (9aVck)
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Load or laud?

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)

152 I would have loved to see Gavin’s face when he realized that Elon, who is already flipping him off and pulling all of his companies out of California, had just told him “Suggon Deeznutz.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (wyMQY)

153 Was that supposed to be a sic burn?

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (PRqXW)

154
Again: Your words are violence, their violence is free speech.

Posted by: Auspex at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (j4U/Z)

155 Today I learned that Pooky's Granny, who has Parkinson's and now dementia, doesn't recognize Gramps on bad days. And she still makes more sense than the pResident.

(We had to officially move her into the nursing home today and Pooky is drinking away the pain of his grandma not being "here" anymore.)

Posted by: pookysgirl knew today would be bad at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (dtlDP)

156 Sundowner is just the mouthpiece of the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

157 Joe can't ram thru shit
well, maybe shit
he can still grunt one out, but that SCOTUS shit is never ever happening

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)

158 I thought Silverman was f***ing Matt Damon

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl)
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She even wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (krQz2)

159 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 06:05 PM (9Lk6I)

Hah I lived in Red Hook and worked in Kingston and Poughkeepsie. I thought at the time the girls I hung with were pretty hot. Maybe I should go back and look at some photos.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (B1dzx)

160 'We have a nasty, angry, bitterly senile man as "president,"'

Who is freer now to indulge his bitterness, being a lame duck.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (UlFwI)

161 Load or laud?
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)
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I think he meant "loud" as in a loud orgasm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (tT6L1)

162 Today I learned that Pooky's Granny, who has Parkinson's and now dementia, doesn't recognize Gramps on bad days. And she still makes more sense than the pResident.

(We had to officially move her into the nursing home today and Pooky is drinking away the pain of his grandma not being "here" anymore.)
Posted by: pookysgirl knew today would be bad

I'm sorry to hear that, pookysgirl. I cannot imagine what Pooky is going through now, but I hope that he (and you) finds peace with what's happening.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)

163
I wonder if they now regret buying their Teslas that made him so rich.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM

Teslas helped, but PayPal made him rich as did the money he was born into.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (PRqXW)

164 148 Which will most likely happen?
1) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because they know they are losing?
2) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because he wants to help Khamela?
3) Joe rams through petty, vindictive hard left bs because they are winning?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

All of Biden's shitty EOs get tied up in court battles is what is likely. The death of Chevron doctrine and some previous decisions on the administrative state makes them vulnerable via lower court injunctions. The most damage that Biden easily do deals with foreign policy. Hard to get standing to challenge many of those. Expect a bunch of sue and settle crap to fund the left and advance its principles.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (qdbNv)

165 That law will, after some trials, probably apply in California.
But Musk's firms are all in Texas. All his money and people, too.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver

In defamation suits involving internet communication, there is a test of whether or not the communication was directed at a certain state/jurisdiction. Navin could claim it was directed at CA, and hence Musk is subject to prosecution. Also, see all of the BS court decisions of the past 20+ years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (IG4Id)

166 Paris Olympics swimmers noticing pool is 'slow' as gold-medal times don't come near world records

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thick water?

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

167 Silverman was the 2nd least funny guest on Norms show.
And she and Norm were good friends.

The Asian gal was the worst.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (Yl/9f)

168 158 I thought Silverman was f***ing Matt Damon

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl)
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She even wrote a song about it.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (krQz2)

She wrote Lola or Lady Marmalade?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (x0n13)

169 Posted on earlier thread but more appropriate here. Parody debate between Trump & Harris by Talk Radio 1220 WPHT. This is hilarious and you'd swear the guy talking as Trump was the real deal - he's got PDT down from voice to mannerisms. The woman playing Harris is also dead on.

https://tinyurl.com/2uz6fe38

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

170 "Who will rid me of that turbulent Speaker?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

171 And that's why Musk gets fact-checked and Stephen Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:36 PM
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And Stzrok and Page get 1.2 million pay~~off~~out from the government for the government violating their "personal life" on their their government work phones.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (krQz2)

172 Well off topic, but this is a broad question for Dave in Fla. Robert Barnes seems to believe Harris is a disaster for the ticket. Says she is repellent to blue collar voters of all ethnicities, so repellent that she can’t get close to margin of fraud. Wondering about Dave’s view.

Posted by: electronic means at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (rjJqk)

173 Sarah was hot back in the day.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (fYltx)

174 Kodachrome is my advice my man.

Posted by: Pual Simon at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (qdbNv)

175
Silverman had a funny bit part in one of the last seasons of Frasier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (x0n13)

176 Gavin should learn better than to argue with someone who buys electrons by the power plant load.

Gavin also should shut up because his stupidity has caused Elon to move thousands of high paying jobs out of CA. Along with a massive brain drain.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

177 Biden is president? I thought he said Kamala is president now.
- at least 30% of the population

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (+eJ8V)

178 Making up memes on Hildabeast got a guy in prison

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

179 Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Harris no longer supports Medicare for All, per @reidepstein
Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.
nytimes.com
2:40 PM · Jul 29, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 29, 2024 06:13 PM (9aVck)

180 'And that's why Musk gets fact-checked and Stephen Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.'

I have made peace with the fact that we will never get fact checking of the left, facts of any kind from the left or even basic fairness from the left.
We won't get anything out of them that we don't beat out of them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 29, 2024 06:13 PM (3wi/L)

181 "So is it OK now to start taking bets for when Biden keels over?"

But Biden will come back, 4 times as strong, and 6" taller.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2024 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

182 I wonder if they now regret buying their Teslas that made him so rich.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM
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Yes, a number of them do.

"Teslas suck," all of a sudden.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:14 PM (krQz2)

183 Teslas helped, but PayPal made him rich as did the money he was born into.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (PRqXW)

There is rich and there is becoming the richest man in the world at one time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:14 PM (B1dzx)

184 Biden has reverted to the "I know you are but what am I?" level of rhetoric.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 29, 2024 06:14 PM (nLFEI)

185 179 Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Harris no longer supports Medicare for All, per @reidepstein
Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.
nytimes.com
2:40 PM · Jul 29, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 29, 2024 06:13 PM

Liar,liar knickers on fire

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 06:14 PM (IyPmt)

186 >>>Didja ever see the movie "Dave", where Kevin Kline is some nobody who is shanghied into impersonating the President?
Posted by: A face in the crowd.....
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Memory said that Annette Bening actually played a feminine non-bitch in that movie. Checking it out, it was Sigourney Weaver who played his wife (well) and not bitch Bening.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (6ZHNK)

187 Silverman full-frontal: "Take This Waltz" (2011). Area of bush: about a square foot.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (UlFwI)

188 176 Gavin should learn better than to argue with someone who buys electrons by the power plant load.

Gavin also should shut up because his stupidity has caused Elon to move thousands of high paying jobs out of CA. Along with a massive brain drain.
Posted by: blake
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Gavin is an example of how bad inbred Dem pols from deep blue states can be. He never faced any opponents in California that he could not buy, cheat, or steal from. Simply another nasty little mental midget like his compatriot Pritzker in IL.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (qdbNv)

189 Cleaned-up version, and more!

Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom Jul 29
Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal.

I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Replying to @GavinNewsom
I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️

https://tinyurl.com/3xmmd8aw

Bob @BikingForTrump Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
Ah yes, I believe he studied under the legendary Professor Tee Baggs.

Elon Musk @elonmusk
Not to mention Pullitsir Prize winner Dr Head, first name Dick

The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously agreed in Hustler v. Falwell, that a parody, *which no reasonable person expected to be true*, was protected free speech.
Gavin is (TO OUR SHOCK 😱 ) not a reasonable person.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Jul 28
https://tinyurl.com/bu5vkjm9
meme IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (wse2C)

190 Biden has reverted to the "I know you are but what am I?" level of rhetoric.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 29, 2024 06:14 PM (nLFEI)
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I doubt "reverted" covers it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

191 Alrighty then......joe biden is calling for even more political assassinations.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (QNSds)

192 I think this a mote in your neighbor's eye, a beam in yours thing.

Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

193 I wonder if they now regret buying their Teslas that made him so rich.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM
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Yes, a number of them do.

"Teslas suck," all of a sudden.
Posted by: Axeman

So, we'll see Kamala suck-start a Tesla now? PPV? A challenge from Trump in a debate (if she's on the ticket?)?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (VNX3d)

194 Paris Olympics swimmers noticing pool is 'slow' as gold-medal times don't come near world records

-----

thick water?
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

Heavy Water

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (B1dzx)

195 Those Dems surrrreee like death.
Men who flaunt death so wantonly have tiny peckers.
That's maybe one reason that they are attracted to children.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (J8LnB)

196 The republicans should casually say" Biden might qualify for the 25th amendment " if he continues promoting Supreme Court packing! Fight fire with FIRE!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 29, 2024 06:17 PM (AhKLt)

197 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
Killary, your vodka is calling you. And Kamala has credible evidence leading to the conviction of ......

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:17 PM (qdbNv)

198 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)

I talked to Pookette today about it and she decided that since piano playing is "familiar" for Granny (Granny's daughter plays professionally) that she'd set aside a practice song to play for Granny every month. There's a white grand piano in the lobby of the nursing home that Pookette already fell in love with and she's excited to be able to "do something" for Granny.

Posted by: pookysgirl knew today would be bad at July 29, 2024 06:17 PM (dtlDP)

199 The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously agreed in Hustler v. Falwell, that a parody, *which no reasonable person expected to be true*, was protected free speech.
Gavin is (TO OUR SHOCK 😱 ) not a reasonable person.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Jul 28
https://tinyurl.com/bu5vkjm9
meme IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 06:15 PM (wse2C)
---
Nope. They want to live in a Marcuse world.

Where left "satire" is perfectly ok and non-left "satire" is suppressed because reasons.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:17 PM (krQz2)

200 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

Hillary you have more projection than Bill did on a blue dress.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:17 PM (B1dzx)

201 So Harris is now against all her previous beliefs. A real reason to trust her judgement.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (fYltx)

202 183 Teslas helped, but PayPal made him rich as did the money he was born into.
Posted by: Piper
------------------------

He received no money from his family. He worked while he was in college. He made his own way.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (6ZHNK)

203
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

Talk about creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)

204 185 179 Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Harris no longer supports Medicare for All, per @reidepstein
Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.
nytimes.com
2:40 PM · Jul 29, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 29, 2024 06:13 PM

Liar,liar knickers on fire
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29

We need to start. Flip flop tracker.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (PRqXW)

205 The people championing Drag Queen Story Hour embrace queer but think they can call things "weird".

Not on my 2024 bingo card.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (krQz2)

206 "That's what he is, dead on arrival."

Joey Robinette MiddleSchooler

Hey fat, no one's listening to you anymore. They had to pretend that you were relevant prior to bouncing you, but not anymore. You might as well take a permanent vacay to Delaware where you can eat your pudding in peace. You are the lamest of all ducks.

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (oiNtH)

207 By the by, Speaker Johnson is the best - a real class act.
No screwing around - this bill is dead. If he gets asked about Biden's comments just say, "Not sure what he means, I'm still very much alive." Then shake your head with a smile, and the ravings of a senile fool.

Biden is the lamest lame duck who ever quacked. I mean, he just dropped out of the presidential race because he was so unpopular, and there are four months till he gets the boot. In what universe does he think he gets to introduce anything to congress?

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (nLFEI)

208 Speaker Johnson is dead on arrival, along with Donald Trump.

We're going to kill them all, and blame it on "MAGA Republicans".

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (uxCna)

209 Speaking of people who need to watch their mouth, Turkey's Ergodan needs to think twice about what he says. His military isn't nearly what it was even 20 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (W/lyH)

210 Talk about creepy
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)
---------------

I tell Hillary to look in a mirror but I really don't think it's nice to subject mirrors to that kind of punishment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:19 PM (tT6L1)

211 Having worked formerly in a business riddled with shitlibs, I can tell you Musk was spoken of as a rock star, not least because they all believed buying Tesla stock would make these shitlibs themselves rich. That’s *acceptable* wealth.

Posted by: electronic means at July 29, 2024 06:19 PM (rjJqk)

212 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl)
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And she wants people to stop calling her a bitch?

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)

213 201 So Harris is now against all her previous beliefs. A real reason to trust her judgement.
Posted by: hart
========
I would not say judgment but her relative honesty instead.

Was she lying then or is she lying now.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:19 PM (qdbNv)

214 Ion Musk is Elon Musk, missing a valence electron.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:07 PM (UlFwI)

It's been known that the outer valence electrons of Kaboom bond so perfectly with the molecular shells in milk that you hardly notice the staleness and the result is an out of body experience that transcends world knowledge that only the Dali Lama could hint to...

So, there's that...

Posted by: Boswell at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (K+UlC)

215 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29,

Somewhere a bollard is missing its crumbling, dummy-bumper.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (8c7iY)

216 Was that supposed to be a sic burn?
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 06:08 PM (PRqXW)

gold medal of sic burns

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (V13WU)

217 Talk about creepy
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)

Sorry. You won't believe what my NDA looks like...

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (PiwSw)

218 160 'We have a nasty, angry, bitterly senile man as "president,"'

Who is freer now to indulge his bitterness, being a lame duck.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (UlFwI)

Won't be long before he demands Congress pass a bill ASAP giving him the office of President Emeritus at the end of his term. With the power to veto anything a sitting President does with no override mechanism. Also granting him perks like an AF1-model 747 for his sole use, 24/7, and a new leather bomber jacket every year with "President Emeritus Biden" embroidered on the right chest in small letters and in huge letters on the back.

Posted by: Gref at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (5fDan)

219 He received no money from his family. He worked while he was in college. He made his own way.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:18 PM (6ZHN

I think mother was a model and dad an engineer. Must have made investments to become 'rich'.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (B1dzx)

220 I talked to Pookette today about it and she decided that since piano playing is "familiar" for Granny (Granny's daughter plays professionally) that she'd set aside a practice song to play for Granny every month. There's a white grand piano in the lobby of the nursing home that Pookette already fell in love with and she's excited to be able to "do something" for Granny.
Posted by: pookysgirl knew today would be bad

That's cool!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 06:20 PM (VNX3d)

221 Shut up Hillary, you're drunk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (tT6L1)

222 And she wants people to stop calling her a bitch?
Posted by: Axeman
=====
I would not demean female dogs comparing them with Killary. She is more like Grendel's mother.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (qdbNv)

223 204. PA, MI and WI internal polls must have been really poor for her to lie and say she doesnt want those things.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (aVudl)

224 The weirdo responds.

https://is.gd/xIixkW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (L/fGl)

225 So Schumer does his jaw-dropping incitement to violence in front of the SCOTUS bldg a while ago, and now the vile vegetable (weeks after the most serious assassination attempt on the POTUS level in decades) uses dangerously sloppy language about the Speaker.

And none of this - even if it gets through the North Korean "press" that exists in the US - will phase a single Dem, from airhead union robot voter to office-holder to pundit to think tanker.

The country's unrecognizable in most important respects, has been so for a while, but there are notable waypoints along the arc of decline, and this seems like one of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (GcNJ2)

226 "I am the new reformed Kamala.
Everything that old Kamala VP bitch said was a lie."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

227 Was she lying then or is she lying now.

Yes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (dZVON)

228 Who is freer now to indulge his bitterness, being a lame duck.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at July 29, 2024 06:09 PM (UlFwI)
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And we must remember, male ducks are big-time rapists.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (krQz2)

229
Hey, fat!

I'm not senile, you're senile!!!

*falls over*

*shits pants*

Posted by: President Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (eDfFs)

230 "137 Didn't realize Slow Joe was still ambulatory.
Posted by: Grayman27

I think it is all AI generated images and masked impersonators now.
I think the "real" Joe Biden is either unconscious in some Intensive Care suite, or just already dead.
Didja ever see the movie "Dave", where Kevin Kline is some nobody who is shanghied into impersonating the President?
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 29, 2024 06:04 PM (vcOmj)"

there's a Heinlein story, about an actor shanghaied as a double for a prominent politician (a good, and honest one) who ends up inheriting the guys life and career when he suddenly dies ...
"Double Star"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (UWgy2)

231 197 Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
Killary, your vodka is calling you. And Kamala has credible evidence leading to the conviction of ......
Posted by: whig
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JD Vance is weird

_Jthelist.com… weird-things- jd-vance-cant- help-but-notice/
_talkingpointsmemo. Com/ ...o/jd-vance-vice-president. -controversy
_msn.com… just-sad-j d-vances-latest- weird- campaign- video- draws- derision-and -pity
_time.com… weird-… -trump-vance/
_politico.com … 2024/07/24/ jd-vance-gender-views-
_rollingstone.com … schumer- trump- regrets- weird -vance
_newrepublic.com… jd-vance- weird- terrifying- techno- authoritarian- ideas

In order of appearance, courtesy, DDG

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (6ZHNK)

232 In his waning days, he threatens to kill House Republicans.

What a waste of a campaign plank. If Brandon rolled that in '19, I might have considered voting for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (0FoWg)

233 Media Patriots?

You mean - Media Parrots

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (+K5s8)

234 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (LZv9Z)

235 that old Kamala bitch set me up !

--new Unburdened Kamala

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU)

236 >> The country's unrecognizable in most important respects, has been so for a while, but there are notable waypoints along the arc of decline, and this seems like one of them.

We’re not far from a real life reenactment of the baseball bat scene from “The Untouchables.”

Posted by: electronic means at July 29, 2024 06:23 PM (rjJqk)

237 Won't be long before he demands Congress pass a bill ASAP giving him the office of President Emeritus at the end of his term. With the power to veto anything a sitting President does with no override mechanism. Also granting him perks like an AF1-model 747 for his sole use, 24/7, and a new leather bomber jacket every year with "President Emeritus Biden" embroidered on the right chest in small letters and in huge letters on the back.
Posted by: Gref

Impeachment inquiry is still live in the House. If Biden's rotting brain causes too much commotion, the House can subpoena's Biden's personal physician and medical records. Impeachment is not just for criminal activity but also for bad governance via the condition of the president's cognitive abilities.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:23 PM (qdbNv)

238 Meh. I think he's only a week or two away from a "Rosebud" moment.

Posted by: Paco at July 29, 2024 06:23 PM (njExo)

239 234 Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2024 06:22 PM (LZv9Z)

Not even with somebody else's.. Oh.. You know.. The thing

Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (IyPmt)

240 Wait, wait, wait.. I'm jumping the gun here. I should have waited until that manly man, David French, weighed in on this subject.

Sorry David. I'll do better in the future.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (tT6L1)

241 The next thing you know, they'll be saying Vance doesn't have "Gravitas". Remember that one?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

242 I been wishing Sundowner into the corn field since day 1

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

243 Hillary,

If Kamala doesn't want to be called a whore, maybe Kamala should stop being a whore.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

244 180 'And that's why Musk gets fact-checked and Stephen Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.'

I have made peace with the fact that we will never get fact checking of the left, facts of any kind from the left or even basic fairness from the left.
We won't get anything out of them that we don't beat out of them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Which is exactly why Musk should stick his fingers in his ears, blow a raspberry and tell the democrats to go duck themselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (TmQmX)

245 147
'So is it OK now to start taking bets for when Biden keels over?'

It's not only OK, I hope I'm watching when it happens.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (3wi/L)

246
Tired of all the crap about Simone Piles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (x0n13)

247 What a waste of a campaign plank. If Brandon rolled that in '19, I might have considered voting for him.

At this point Joey has the IQ of a plank. Not Planck's Constant.

This vile old man they selected king.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (+K5s8)

248 201 So Harris is now against all her previous beliefs. A real reason to trust her judgement.
Posted by: hart
....................................
Those are her beliefs. If you don't like them, she has others.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (sAmhv)

249 The next thing you know, they'll be saying Vance doesn't have "Gravitas". Remember that one?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)
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Hillary had so much gravity-ass for the both of them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)

250 In order of appearance, courtesy, DDG
Posted by: Braenyard

All are adhering to the super secret 3am memo tha the DNC puts out. And all of those outlets make Pravda in Stalin's heyday look reliable.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (qdbNv)

251 There is no reason for them now to extend his miserable existence past January

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

252 And why hasn't Kamala's team started to invoke the 25th?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (TmQmX)

253 She is definitely decided to go with a “con the rubes” VP pick.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 06:25 PM (aVudl)

254 >> he threatens to kill House Republicans.
…If Brandon rolled that in '19, I might have considered voting for him.

I know, right? But politicians always fink. I’m still waiting for the Trump who will lock up drag queens and deport millions.

Posted by: electronic means at July 29, 2024 06:26 PM (rjJqk)

255 Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.'

Read that as "Enemas".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 06:26 PM (32wjJ)

256 the Kamala ad was obviously satirical, but I'm not sure there was any actual disinformation there.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 29, 2024 06:26 PM (Dgo06)

257 rhomboid, it's like ace says about speech and violence.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:26 PM (fYltx)

258
Sad, Grade school antics and speech.

Posted by: Auspex at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (j4U/Z)

259 Biden: My Supreme Court Bill Isn't "Dead on Arrival," Speaker Johnson Is

Have no fear, Speaker Johnson! Hunter needs your Secret Service detail for a crack deal, but we hired agents for you down at Home Depot this morning...

Posted by: Kimberly Cheatle at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (hKf3k)

260 Colbert gets enough Emmys to fill his garage.'

Read that as "Enemas".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 06:26 PM (32wjJ)

He's so full of shit that with one good enema, he could fill his garage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (IBwyu)

261 I think mother was a model and dad an engineer. Must have made investments to become 'rich'.
Posted by: polynikes
----------------------

Before PayPal there was another pay plan or some tech he sold and before that he wrote code for game producers. Think he washed dishes while at school in Canada.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (6ZHNK)

262 Double Star won a Hugo back then when it actually meant something.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (qdbNv)

263 I might just nuke you.
I approve this message.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (J8LnB)

264 246
Tired of all the crap about Simone Piles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at

???

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (TmQmX)

265
She is the Yoko Ono of the democrat party.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (+oR7L)

266 Hillary had so much gravity-ass for the both of them.

Gravy -ass

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (32wjJ)

267 So Harris is now against all her previous beliefs. A real reason to trust her judgement.
Posted by: hart

All of which, if elected, she would have to renig on due to "changing circumstance" or some other bullshit. Pretty desperate. What's next, a chicken in every pot? Or pot for every chicken ?

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2024 06:28 PM (oiNtH)

268
Huh.

They actually think Kammmala is dumber than *we* think she is....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2024 05:39 PM (BAEGB)

They're dumber than they think I think they are. I knew a police lieutenant like that once...

Posted by: Jake Gittes at July 29, 2024 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

269 Does anyone know where Robbie got this quote (he put on a previous thread, #117)? If so, please put up the link. Thanks.

117 .the overwhelming majority of Americans are supposed to accept a way of life that will be somewhere between the European standard and that prevailing in the Third World.

Globalism is an era when the elites no longer feel restrained by national identity and are thus freer to enrich themselves at their host society's expense, mainly by outsourcing jobs to low-wage countries and by insourcing low-wage labor for jobs that cannot be relocated, such as those in construction and services. That's globalism in a nutshell. This two-way movement redistributes wealth from owners of labor to owners of capital. Businesses get not only a cheaper workforce but also weaker labor and environmental standards. To stay competitive, workers in high-wage countries have to accept lower pay and a return to working conditions of another age. The top 10% are thus pulling farther and farther ahead of everyone else throughout the developed world. They're getting richer ... not by making a better product but by making the same product with cheaper and less troublesome inputs of labor.

Posted by: Close The Fed at July 29, 2024 06:28 PM (LeNk3)

270
So Kamala supports fracking, Israel and is pro law and order?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:28 PM (x0n13)

271 Kamala says insane pointless things.

But Joe? He says what he means when he isn't supposed - like that he didn't need moderates to win in 2020 because he had the best vote fraud machine in history.

Here? We all know the hit was allowed to go down on Trump so Biden is threatening to allow something similar to Johnson.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 06:29 PM (oZhjI)

272 Hard to believe the smart play isn't for the vile vegetable to resign and give the bimbo a few months of fake presidentin' with the North Korean "press" tongue-bath it will bring (she's of course already getting a version of it, but just imagine the degrading idiocy of "historic first" and more of the comically absurd hagiography she's getting, suddenly, now).

The vast hordes of mindless Dem and "independent" voters will to some degree lap all of it up, making it "anybody's race".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2024 06:29 PM (GcNJ2)

273 OT
Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 06:29 PM (32wjJ)

274 She is the Yoko Ono of the democrat party.

Hillary or Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (+K5s8)

275 265
She is the Yoko Ono of the democrat party.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 29, 2024 06:27 PM (+oR7L)

She is the Yam-Shooter of Yoko Onos of the Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (x0n13)

276 58 So after what happened to Trump in PA, is Biden giving the ok to shoot the Speaker of the House. Why aren't the repubs screaming....oh, never mind.
Posted by: Megthered at July 29, 2024 05:49 PM (rwiQP)

It all goes one way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (8sMut)

277 There's tone deaf and then there's Mike Pence tone deaf.

@Mike_Pence

After decades of dictatorship and deprivation, Venezuelans voted in historic numbers for change and now Maduro declares himself the winner.
@potus
Biden must restore sanctions immediately and rally the free world until Maduro is Gone and Libertad is Restored.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (LkLld)

278
That's what he is!

...

He's the President, Jack!

...

No, Fat! You're the President!!!!
You're the President! Ha!.

*falls over*

*shits pants*

Posted by: President Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (eDfFs)

279 Btw, Spain is kicking USA's ass in women's water polo. Damn that's a hard sport. Those girls are tough.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 06:30 PM (TmQmX)

280 So Harris is now against all her previous beliefs. A real reason to trust her judgement.

The Democrats claimed Obama's opposition to gay marriage in the 2012 campaign was just reasonable common sense and then after he was elected and flipped to being for it immediately argued that anyone opposed to gay marriage was a NAZI.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (oZhjI)

281 Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.

So 15 minute high speed chases?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (+K5s8)

282 Is Jimmy Carter monitoring the election in Venezuela?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (63Dwl)

283 OT
Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 06:29 PM (32wjJ)

So much for catching anyone is a high-speed chase...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (IBwyu)

284 238 Meh. I think he's only a week or two away from a "Rosebud" moment.
Posted by: Paco
--------------------

Are you speaking for the Paolo?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (6ZHNK)

285 @Mike_Pence

After decades of dictatorship and deprivation, Venezuelans voted in historic numbers for change and now Maduro declares himself the winner.

Anyone ask if Maduro's VP did his job and made sure all the votes were counted?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (oZhjI)

286 ‘My people are stupid, evil, greedy, and vengeful. They know how to vote.’
- demo-commies

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (LHPAg)

287 Hard to believe the smart play isn't for the vile vegetable to resign and give the bimbo a few months of fake presidentin' with the North Korean "press" tongue-bath it will bring (she's of course already getting a version of it, but just imagine the degrading idiocy of "historic first" and more of the comically absurd hagiography she's getting, suddenly, now).

The vast hordes of mindless Dem and "independent" voters will to some degree lap all of it up, making it "anybody's race".
Posted by: rhomboid

True, but if they decide Kamala will destroy their chances in other races, they won't be able to get rid of her as easily if she's President. IF they decide to get rid of Joe for Kamala, it will happen after the convention if she's the candidate.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

288 Tired of all the crap about Simone Piles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Better not indulge in drinking every time you hear "Up close and personal".

Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 06:32 PM (6WCwE)

289 272 Hard to believe the smart play isn't for the vile vegetable to resign and give the bimbo a few months of fake presidentin' with the North Korean "press" tongue-bath it will bring (she's of course already getting a version of it, but just imagine the degrading idiocy of "historic first" and more of the comically absurd hagiography she's getting, suddenly, now).

The vast hordes of mindless Dem and "independent" voters will to some degree lap all of it up, making it "anybody's race".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2024 06:29 PM (GcNJ2)

JILL must be scheming hard behind the scenes. That should've happened already.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:33 PM (x0n13)

290 Simone Piles?

Someone have a poop problem?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:33 PM (+K5s8)

291 I dunno. Even Foxnews is suggesting that Harris is unbeatable by Trump. Every poll, prediction and data point on their site is indicating a Trump loss, especially with suburban women who will once again throw the country under the bus and put us on the road to hell.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 29, 2024 06:33 PM (FpXzY)

292 The word is out. JD Vance is the new Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

293 Globalism is an era when the elites no longer feel restrained by national identity and are thus freer to enrich themselves at their host society's expense, mainly by outsourcing jobs to low-wage countries and by insourcing low-wage labor for jobs that cannot be relocated, such as those in construction and services. That's globalism in a nutshell. This two-way movement redistributes wealth from owners of labor to owners of capital. Businesses get not only a cheaper workforce but also weaker labor and environmental standards. To stay competitive, workers in high-wage countries have to accept lower pay and a return to working conditions of another age. The top 10% are thus pulling farther and farther ahead of everyone else throughout the developed world. They're getting richer ... not by making a better product but by making the same product with cheaper and less troublesome inputs of labor.
Posted by: Close The Fed at July 29, 2024 06:28 PM (LeNk3)

Closing the Fed is the pathway to Eden. It will solve everything and no one will ever die, ever, for any reason.

Anyways, this whole screed shows the truth: Americans just cannot accept responsibility for anything, ever. (con't)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:33 PM (8sMut)

294 288 Tired of all the crap about Simone Piles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Better not indulge in drinking every time you hear "Up close and personal".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 06:32 PM (6WCwE)

Nonstop racialism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:34 PM (x0n13)

295 Tired of all the crap about Simone Piles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Aren't Simone Piles just hemorrhoids that do handstands?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 06:34 PM (IBwyu)

296 >>Even Foxnews is suggesting that Harris is unbeatable by Trump.

In what world has Fox ever been a Trump supporter? They've been going after him for 8 years. Only leftists believe Fox is pro Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 06:34 PM (LkLld)

297 We'll, if any knows about standing up for fair elections, it's Mike Pence.

Posted by: hart at July 29, 2024 06:35 PM (fYltx)

298 277 There's tone deaf and then there's Mike Pence tone deaf.

@Mike_Pence

After decades of dictatorship and deprivation, Venezuelans voted in historic numbers for change and now Maduro declares himself the winner.
@potus
Biden must restore sanctions immediately and rally the free world until Maduro is Gone and Libertad is Restored.
Posted by: JackStraw

Mikey Pence was probably part of the State Department and CIA's flaccid attempts to push the Venezuelan legislator (Guiado? something) fell flat during the last presidential cheat of Maduro's.

Maduro might be risking a Romanian Christmas though at this point. At a certain point, it becomes people eyeing each other to determine who goes first to bell the cat. A reported 2/3rds majority wanting him out is pretty damning. Probably half of the remaining 1/3 of Maduro supporters don't really care if someone gets rid of him as long as the grift flows.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:35 PM (qdbNv)

299 Nonstop racialism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 06:34 PM (x0n13)

The two flag bearers were BLM advocates. Sorry to keep repeating that but it really really bugs me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 06:35 PM (B1dzx)

300 Harris no longer supports Medicare for All, per @reidepstein
Also says she won’t ban fracking, wants to increase funding for the border, and doesn’t want to require ppl to sell their assault weapons back to the govt.
nytimes.com

SURPRISE !

Posted by: Kamalama 2025 at July 29, 2024 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

301 My people are stupid, evil, greedy, and vengeful. They know how to vote.’
- demo-commies
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2024 06:31 PM (LHPAg)

This is how it worked in the great international socialist experiment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (0FoWg)

302 Also, anyone ask Mr Pence if his 30 pieces of silver have gone up in value with all the inflation under Biden?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (oZhjI)

303 Are there acid and water in ev batteries?

Some day some ev will run into an ev bus.

Kabooon. Psss. Multiple screams.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (J8LnB)

304
I think that was Jimmy Kimmel and he is most certainly a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: whig

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omigosh you're right. They kind of look alike.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (T3es0)

305 So the Olympics has gone full Bud Light

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (+K5s8)

306 Socially inept Facebook admits it wrongly censored iconic photo of bleeding Trump pumping his fist after assassination attempt: ‘This was an error’

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (/7KEl)

307 Navin could claim it was directed at CA,

Not with a brand-new law passed only by California, he couldn't.
At worst, Musk would have to stay out of his state. He would.

The Restaurauteur-in-Chief of Cali does not get to make federal statutes. He's just a Plump-Jack-Off on this one.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (zdLoL)

308 87 They say he walks around the White House naked.
Posted by: Braenyard

Saves on Depends.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 05:55 PM (cOq4q)
_______
Runs up the cost of carpet cleaners, though. Or do you think they use dog-training pee pads?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (1bNHn)

309 So the Olympics has gone full Bud Light
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 06:36 PM (+K5s

Not watching it. Olympics is naught but crap anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (IBwyu)

310 Without the constraints of a campaign, joetato is liable to blurt out anything.

"Ice cream? I'll make your mother's eyes cream. Banged her hard, twice on tusday."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (uBBbP)

311 If they make Kamala prez now, she won't need to be elected to have that Historic First. It will just be a footnote, "First Elected Woman Prezzie".

Media will continue to present Kamala as brilliant and brave, etc. But America may not want a female president, especially not in the personal of Kamala. But ten million illegals will (likely) have their ballots counted, even if they don't vote. They have drivers' licenses, and some address, even if it is a stadium or empty lot.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2024 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

312 OT
Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle
.....

Pasadena Fire Department is gonna be busy.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

313 >>Even Foxnews is suggesting that Harris is unbeatable by Trump.

why would Fox claim this

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:39 PM (/7KEl)

314 269: No, people in this country DO make things. The problem is that so much of it is high end, and we do not want to have an educated work force for it. Schools are about everything and anything other than educating the kids. So you have a bunch of youg adults who can't add 2+2. Then you have unions that price the labor the "represent" out of the labor market. Oh, and they engage in other insane practices that make them difficult to deal with in good times. Then you have governments at all levels who are hostile to business and do everything in their power to run off businesses, and people very cheerfully vote them into power...

I have a valid passport WITH visas and I don't engage in those practices. Maybe instead of looking for scapegoats and bitching constantly, look within to make the needed corrections to make this country, oh, I don't know, a place where people will WANT to do business and WANT to hire people???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:39 PM (8sMut)

315 306 Socially inept Facebook admits it wrongly censored iconic photo of bleeding Trump pumping his fist after assassination attempt: ‘This was an error’
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (/7KEl)

IM NOT AUTISTIC, IM ON THE SPECTRUM!

Posted by: Not zark muckerburg at July 29, 2024 06:39 PM (uBBbP)

316 I fear Veep Throat is gonna ride the LIV Obama voter wave. Al Sharpton and all those racist asswads hated not-black-enough Bareback until he was the nominee. Then he was historic. 'course, the Dogeater had charisma. The other Cocksucker has none...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 29, 2024 06:40 PM (Op09x)

317 312 OT
Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle
.....

Pasadena Fire Department is gonna be busy.
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 06:38 PM

...and the police will be one step above being fictitious. Oh, they will focus on traffice enforcement, because that's easy and makes money for their employers.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:41 PM (8sMut)

318 “ In what world has Fox ever been a Trump supporter? They've been going after him for 8 years. Only leftists believe Fox is pro Trump.”

I admire your loyalty. It anyone who thinks this is going to be a cake walk or even a probable win at this point is whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 29, 2024 06:41 PM (FpXzY)

319 272 Hard to believe the smart play isn't for the vile vegetable to resign and give the bimbo a few months of fake presidentin' with the North Korean "press" tongue-bath it will bring (she's of course already getting a version of it, but just imagine the degrading idiocy of "historic first" and more of the comically absurd hagiography she's getting, suddenly, now).

The vast hordes of mindless Dem and "independent" voters will to some degree lap all of it up, making it "anybody's race".
Posted by: rhomboid

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I doubt it. Incumbents get all the bad things attributed to them and none of the good and that is why sitting vice presidents generally lose (GHWB was the exception and Biden had a skip plus the cheat in 2020). Simply put, both Trump, and to a degree Kamala's support is baked into the cake and waiting until August Convention to dump her is simply making bad matters worse from a campaigning and organizational standpoint. The Dems could do so easily in NJ with Torricelli because they controlled all the levers. They don't in all 50 states including some key ones and the time doesn't exist for court cases to be heard.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:41 PM (qdbNv)

320 This country was stupid enough to put the dogeater in for 8 years and his braindead minion for 4. It is entirely possible that Kamala can prevail.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

321 Nood.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 06:42 PM (1bNHn)

322 306 Socially inept Facebook admits it wrongly censored iconic photo of bleeding Trump pumping his fist after assassination attempt: ‘This was an error’
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (/7KEl)

Delende est Meta

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:42 PM (8sMut)

323 Tis the season when Concern Trolls waunder in and start mating.

Or vomiting and pissing every where.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 06:42 PM (sAmhv)

324 I admire your loyalty. It anyone who thinks this is going to be a cake walk or even a probable win at this point is whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Truthbomb
=======
Same can be said for doomers. We have to wait until the game is played before making pronouncements of winning, losing, or a new recent unpleasantness.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:42 PM (qdbNv)

325 Meta culpa

Meta AI tool calls Trump assassination attempt ‘fictional’ — but serves detailed info on Kamala Harris’ 2024 campaign

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:43 PM (/7KEl)

326 >>I admire your loyalty. It anyone who thinks this is going to be a cake walk or even a probable win at this point is whistling past the graveyard.

Wish I could say I admire your trolling but it's just common leftist bullshit. Nobody on Fox would say Harris is unbeatable because it's flat untrue. She's still losing in all the polls, particularly the swing states, and the aerial bombing from the Trump super PACs hasn't even started.

She's had the media honeymoon for the last week but it won't last. Her record is going to be hammered from now until Election Day and if you don't think that is going to hurt then you just fell out of the coconut tree.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)

327 @HillaryClinton
If Democrat leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl)

Fixed it for her.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 29, 2024 06:44 PM (8sMut)

328 I would not demean female dogs comparing them with Killary. She is more like Grendel's mother.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 06:21 PM (qdbNv)

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Perfect comparison.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:44 PM (unUNN)

329 320 This country was stupid enough to put the dogeater in for 8 years and his braindead minion for 4. It is entirely possible that Kamala can prevail.
Posted by: fd
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Trump wasn't the first presidential election that they've stolen.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 06:45 PM (6ZHNK)

330 Socially inept Facebook admits it wrongly censored iconic photo of bleeding Trump pumping his fist after assassination attempt: ‘This was an error’
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 06:37 PM (/Kill)

I make errors. I make them pretty frequently.

But I'm not in the media business. I don't make them several times a day for a total of thousands per year.

I'm not a 100% consistent error machine that's so consistently wrong that even a developmentally disabled child who also has a daily Krylon habit might question my prognoses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 06:49 PM (0FoWg)

331 Pasadena CA police go exclusively EV.

So 15 minute high speed chases?
Posted by: Anna Puma

9 hour charge?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 06:49 PM (cOq4q)

332 Pasadena is 22 square miles. If an EV police car can go 0-60 in under three seconds, there's no way they'll ever do a high speed chase for 15 minutes. Once the perp crosses the city line (Pasadena is the ninth largest town in the county), their jurisdiction ends. It would be one very hot brief pursuit, though.

You could probably escape the Pasadena PD on an electric scooter.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 29, 2024 06:50 PM (zdLoL)

333 "Trump wasn't the first presidential election that they've stolen.
Posted by: Braenyard"

And we (this country) are so dumb it just goes on.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

334
I wonder if they now regret buying their Teslas that made him so rich.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2024 06:03 PM

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I do recall reading that they were looking for alternatives.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 07:35 PM (T3es0)

335 Ace broke something again.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 07:46 PM (Dm8we)

336 NQQD

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

337 Democrats don't care if their presidents have immunity because the Gestapo DOJ already gives them de facto immunity.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 29, 2024 09:08 PM (v7iX7)

338 "...purporting to be a parody" makes no sense whatsoever. The only two possibilities is that it is a parody or it is a legitimate ad released by the Harris campaign. Who can't figure out which of those it is?

Posted by: Your Math Bitch at July 30, 2024 03:45 PM (XU3QZ)

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