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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: GF at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (tUCgX)
Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 07:48 PM (Dm8we)
You trekked
We all trekked
To Utrecht
Sorry for the recycled post, but how much is there to say about Utrecht?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 07:48 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 07:49 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)
Short version, returning veterans from WW1 doing battle with about 3,000 corrupt police who set up their own fiefdom in the good ole USA.
Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2024 07:50 PM (dIske)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 07:50 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)
This is wild 🤯
AI imagines classic art to life
https://tinyurl.com/4f7n8y9u
41 seconds; loud but appropriate music
I don't know about having almost all of them ending up smiling etc., especially the Spaniard in studio armour.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 07:52 PM (wse2C)
Cat ladies for Trump! 🙌❤️
https://tinyurl.com/4sb8y9k3
AI 'photo'
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 07:52 PM (wse2C)
This shit is the bomb. I can see why no one wanted to go back to the office.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)
It has to happen
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)
That would be so freaking awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:55 PM (xfG0H)
This shit is the bomb. I can see why no one wanted to go back to the office.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (xfG0H)
Must be hard to do a prostate exam online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 07:55 PM (TcVeV)
It has to happen
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)
I know right??!!
Its a 3-1 glide ratio so were talking a pretty decent splat.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:56 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 07:56 PM (LkLld)
>>This shit is the bomb. I can see why no one wanted to go back to the office.
I've been working from since September of 2019, so I was way ahead of the Plandemic curve.
The upside is you can get a lot of things done around the house, another upside is pants are optional, every day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)
https://tinyurl.com/4f7n8y9u
41 seconds; loud but appropriate music
I don't know about having almost all of them ending up smiling etc., especially the Spaniard in studio armour.
Posted by: andycanuck
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On the first one, the AI race-swapped the little girl on the left of the frame.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 07:57 PM (Dm8we)
It has to happen
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)----
I want my jet pack.
Posted by: Braenyard thinks he's coming down with a case of KAMALATOSIS at July 29, 2024 07:58 PM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43
I've been doing this 30 years. I work outpatient now. And when the doctors and surgeons I support are on vacation, I just answer phones and triage stuff and refill medications. I can do that from home. Easy peasy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:58 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 07:58 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 29, 2024 07:59 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:58 PM (xfG0H)
Shoot. I was imagining, "Bend over and stick your finger up your ass. Describe what you feel."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (TcVeV)
The FBI is on it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (d9LQi)
41 seconds; loud but appropriate music
I don't know about having almost all of them ending up smiling etc., especially the Spaniard in studio armour.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 07:52 PM (wse2C)
Las Meninas is one of my favorite paintings!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Step Right Up! at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (CV8a5)
'Must be hard to do a prostate exam online.'
They back up to the mail slot on Nurse's door.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
Um. You know doorknobs in rectums is a thing, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)
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...except on Sundays during the Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM
Ask not for whom the Grim Meeper meeps.
She meeps for you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:02 PM (IdRb1)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 08:02 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:58 PM (xfG0H)”
Who takes care of you after your July 4th hold my beers accidents?
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2024 08:03 PM (PinD0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (xfG0H)
One in a million, nurse . . .
Posted by: that guy at July 29, 2024 08:03 PM (P/de6)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)
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But it did the Clothed Maja and not the Naked Maja!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:03 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: catgirls for elon at July 29, 2024 08:04 PM (P/de6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (xfG0H)
Do tell!
Posted by: Shep!!! at July 29, 2024 08:05 PM (RXJdG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (xfG0H)
I am now hoping to see the Muppets remake Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:05 PM (IdRb1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM
To every season, turn, turn turn
Posted by: The Byrds at July 29, 2024 08:05 PM (Y2hZ6)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 08:05 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 07:47 PM (xfG0H)
I am now hoping to see the Muppets remake Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:05 PM (IdRb1)
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Miss Piggy, who will NOT be playing Mr. Creosote at July 29, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Marcus T
True story.
I broke my lower left leg in two places on July
4th on the coast two hours down a bumpy road to the nearest ER where the patients around me were bleeding from lost digits and eyeballs and burns in odd places.
They gave my some crutches and some Vicodin, handed me my X-rays and told me to consult an orthopedic surgeon when I got back to Seattle.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:07 PM (xfG0H)
You know that I only pretended to like you, right?
Posted by: Kermit at July 29, 2024 08:07 PM (Y2hZ6)
The kids came over today and told us the happy news! Prayers for a safe and successful pregnancy and a healthy baby are gratefully accepted!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 08:08 PM (4XwPj)
The kids came over today and told us the happy news! Prayers for a safe and successful pregnancy and a healthy baby are gratefully accepted!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
WHOOFREAKINGHOO! Congratulations!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (xfG0H)
The kids came over today and told us the happy news! Prayers for a safe and successful pregnancy and a healthy baby are gratefully accepted!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Congratulations! That's great news.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (d9LQi)
Does thst mean the statue will be going back up?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (IdRb1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
Yea!!!! Nothing better. Now start practicing saying this:
"Don't tell your mother."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (6WCwE)
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Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 08:08 PM (4XwPj)
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Mazel tov!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 08:12 PM (JvZF+)
"Don't tell your mother."
Posted by: Tonypete
Omg, YES! I can't wait for that. Not yet, but hopefully in the next coupla years or so......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:12 PM (xfG0H)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 29, 2024 08:12 PM (/2t4s)
The kids came over today and told us the happy news! Prayers for a safe and successful pregnancy and a healthy baby are gratefully accepted!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 08:08 PM (4XwPj)
Grandchildren are awesome. Have fun.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:14 PM (IdRb1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 29, 2024 08:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Paco at July 29, 2024 08:14 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Miss Piggy, who will NOT be playing Mr. Creosote at July 29, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)
But you'd get that great callback during the Christmas in Heaven scene.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:15 PM (IdRb1)
Posted by: Paco at July 29, 2024 08:14 PM
The magic of AND is often espoused here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 08:17 PM (Y2hZ6)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 08:17 PM (4XwPj)
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Sounds insurrectiony.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 08:18 PM (Dm8we)
>>Diving in an underwater cave is on my non-bucket list, right after jumping off a mountain wearing a wingsuit.
I'm not jumping off a cliff but cave diving is excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (JvZF+)
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Ha.
We all know why.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (loGH0)
(Sips beer)
My eye check went fine. I was having flashes in my peripheral vision on my right eye. It's PVD (posterior vitreous detachment). Its not retina tearing or detachment, which is what I was concerned with. I've had those stupid 'floaters' in my eyes since I was a kid, so I'm not concerned with that. The flashes got my attention though. The Dr. told me not to worry and my vision is fine. Seems to happen to adults who are over '29'. It's a drag getting old.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (sAmhv)
Minutes later, the roar of the exhaust pipes announces the arrival of an incalculable motorized caravan . Some have their faces covered, others carry sticks or sticks, while Venezuelan flags predominate. They are men and women, young and old. They come from nearby upper middle class areas and from the popular neighborhoods of Petare and beyond. No one summoned them. They came driven by indignation over what they believe was fraud in Sunday's elections which, according to Chavismo, were won by Maduro with 51.2% of the vote. They identify themselves all together as the people of Venezuela and are not afraid of bombs and tear gas from the police: they come to defend the popular will.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 08:22 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:07 PM (xfG0H)”
I once started suturing myself in an emergency room. I was holding gauze on my chest wound but it was still bleeding. There was almost nobody else in the waiting room and I could hear staff goofing off in the back. In walks some fat bastard, bbq sauce still on his shirt saying he thought he was having a heart attack. It couldn’t be that he just huffed down 30 ribs. Nah. ER nurse walks out, I think she was 12, and tells me I have to wait. Like I wasn’t already waiting. For no reason. So I stand up, take off my shirt, and start preparing to suture by using the window as a mirror. Staff starts screaming I can’t do that. Nobody stops me, until another older nurse steps out. Tells me to get my ass in the back stat. Right then I knew she was army. 2 tours Iraq. True story.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2024 08:24 PM (PinD0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (JvZF+)
http://tiny.cc/ttsbzz
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2024 08:24 PM (IdRb1)
'I'm not jumping off a cliff but cave diving is excellent.'
They're about 3-4 Mr. Ballen videos that say otherwise.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 29, 2024 08:24 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM
I thought all the Playboy Clubs were long closed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 08:25 PM (Y2hZ6)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 08:25 PM (iZbyp)
Harris is in Philadelphia in a high school gym. Maybe a 3rd of the floor has people, no one in the bleachers at all.
They are going to have to switch to the Rose Garden strategy soon. The optics are horrid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:25 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)
The military has refused to shut down the protesters per Maduros orders. Many have joined the protestors.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (8+g7D)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (loGH0)
The image is spot on from a few POV. First, the dynamic range holds everything; nothing is blown out. Shooting scenes of people and moving objects when there is lack direct sunlight causes all kind of fun. To get enough light and stopping speed you can play with ISO, aperture, and shutter speed. Here it looks like about 400 iso-ish, lens fairly wide open (out of focus foreground hints at this), and around a 1/500 sec shutter. Then there is the lack of distortion in the buildings, the verticals don't converge; this implies a tripod shot with the camera dead even on the X and Y axes (possibly a tilt-shift was used). Very likely a prime lens, say 50mm to 85mm, to get that framing and sharpness. Then in post the white balance was fixed to remove the blue that comes in when shooting shadowed scenes plus some other masking magic and stuff. Finally the composition is such that the clouds, buildings and river all come to vanishing point to the right and out of the frame.
Or the photographer shot it on an iPhone and I am just making crap up. Occam's razor baby. Maybe.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (WsTZq)
There's over 400 people there!
Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2024 08:27 PM (PinD0)
The image is spot on from a few POV. First, the dynamic range holds everything; nothing is blown out. Shooting scenes of people and moving objects when there is lack direct sunlight causes all kind of fun. To get enough light and stopping speed you can play with ISO, aperture, and shutter speed. Here it looks like about 400 iso-ish, lens fairly wide open (out of focus foreground hints at this), and around a 1/500 sec shutter. Then there is the lack of distortion in the buildings, the verticals don't converge; this implies a tripod shot with the camera dead even on the X and Y axes (possibly a tilt-shift was used). Very likely a prime lens, say 50mm to 85mm, to get that framing and sharpness. Then in post the white balance was fixed to remove the blue that comes in when shooting shadowed scenes plus some other masking magic and stuff. Finally the composition is such that the clouds, buildings and river all come to vanishing point to the right and out of the frame.
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Close.
It's AI. Some 12 year old typed in the prompts on a free website.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:28 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 08:28 PM (iZbyp)
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If I'm remembering right you'll be very close to the Ark and museum. Highly recommended.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)
The military has refused to shut down the protesters per Maduros orders. Many have joined the protestors.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (8+g7D)
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If Maduro gets ousted after this, TPTB in this country are going to be shitting bricks if they try shenanigans in November...Because Americans might just decide to take matters into their own hands...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Toni at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (ugzWe)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
We studied the shit out of that painting in Art History. Every. single. detail. I guessed correctly that there would be a question about it on the final so I studied the shit out of it also. I would really like to see it someday. Not likely but still wish. Anybody here actually viewed it in person?
Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (Cp1vk)
I am not a grandfather to my knowledge. My wife and I aren't particularly cut out for coddling grandchildren.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:30 PM (5p7BC)
When a person burns lots of body fat, on the order of a couple pounds a week or whatever, there are certain chemical compounds produced from free fatty acids that are utilized at the cellular level. Acetalaldehyde, or something similar, which is responsible for Elmer's glue odors, and sometimes "acetone" breath. Burning rubber odors, I decided maybe this is worth getting rid of. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 08:31 PM (bIXcJ)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:31 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 08:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:33 PM (LkLld)
It was funny because anyone watching could see that it really WAS accidental.
Freudian slip.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 08:33 PM (NLIak)
Its a 3-1 glide ratio so were talking a pretty decent splat.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)
*Rotary wing aviators laugh with their 1-1 autorotation ratios*
Posted by: RI Red at July 29, 2024 08:35 PM (ZCQSS)
It would be a useful lesson to the deep state that you can push the people only so far, and Americans have not yet been disarmed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:35 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (BpYfr)
I pray Maduro flees the country. And I hope they will be shitting bricks here. I don't trust that the cheat wont be epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:35 PM (8+g7D)
Hugo Chávez's statue was just torn down in Venezuela. The people are rising up.
https://tinyurl.com/vt56d45f
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:36 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:36 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2024 08:37 PM (OX9vb)
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Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
May you be Blessed with many more …
Posted by: Adriane the Beach Baby Blanket Bingo Critic . . . at July 29, 2024 08:37 PM (TX4bP)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie
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Yep, that's part of the reason for the trip. Also a mini-reunion of my fellow England travelers.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 08:37 PM (iZbyp)
>>I pray Maduro flees the country. And I hope they will be shitting bricks here. I don't trust that the cheat wont be epic.
I pray Maduro meets the end Mussolini and his lover met or barring that, I take the Ceausescu's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (XV/Pl)
-- OSHA would throw them all in jail. NO safety protocols at all.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (8+g7D)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
So the CIA's going to swoop in and fly Maduro out first?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 08:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie
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No indoor plumbing to stop up to delay the counting?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 08:39 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 08:38 PM (XV/Pl)
Yeah, thats a much better ending. I'll pray for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:40 PM (8+g7D)
The kids came over today and told us the happy news! Prayers for a safe and successful pregnancy and a healthy baby are gratefully accepted!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July
Congratulations! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:40 PM (p4NUW)
It's not just one Chavez statue, they are being torn down all over the country. Let's see how leftists feel about tearing down statues now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:40 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: screaming in digital
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That's great. They're both fantastic. It's way too much to take in on one or even two days, so consider picking up the two books that have all of the plaques and write-ups. That way you can focus on seeing everything.
Also consider starting on the 3rd floor of the Ark and going down. You're going to love it. Congratulations and have fun.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:40 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
We’re not as hungry as they are down south …
Posted by: Adriane the Beach Baby Blanket Bingo Critic . . . at July 29, 2024 08:41 PM (TX4bP)
Love the leaf jumping doggie. That video never gets old.
Those guys doing dives off of cliffs are just nuts.
Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2024 08:41 PM (oaGWv)
During Tiennimen Square the Army stood with the leaders.
Romania they stood down.
Moscow the stood down.
Brazil they stood with the leaders.
We will see what happens here. How much money does Maduro have to keep the military in line.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:41 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: mnw
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When the army refuses to shoot the police.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2024 08:27 PM (PinD0)
I will take that, he will either wind up in Curacao or Colombia, and probably from there wind up in Nicaragua or Brazil.
President Petro owes Maduro for past favors and support and the Dutch are the Dutch.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (bIXcJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (d9LQi)
I don't care if Maduro survives or not.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (NLIak)
It was funny because anyone watching could see that it really WAS accidental.
Freudian slip.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 08:33 PM (NLIak)
When he was running against DeSantis , Trump said Newsome was much better governor than DeSantis during COVID. Sometimes I just have to shake my head.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (B1dzx)
Love the leaf jumping doggie. That video never gets old.
Those guys doing dives off of cliffs are just nuts.
Posted by: Tuna
Beethoven's last 4 piano sonatas (29-32) are my favorites - stone deaf.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 29, 2024 08:43 PM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:44 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:44 PM (wse2C)
You trekked
We all trekked
To Utrecht
Sorry for the recycled post, but how much is there to say about Utrecht?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 07:48 PM (TcVeV)
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We would say, "Trek yon, trek! Maak gou!"
(Walk you, walk! Hurry up!)
Posted by: Ciampino - Trkking to Pretoria #01 at July 29, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)
Congrats!
Posted by: RI Red at July 29, 2024 08:45 PM (ZCQSS)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie
It’s easy when you make them up.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:45 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld)
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Stop looking at me like that.
Posted by: Elvis, giving JackStraw the hairy eyeball at July 29, 2024 08:45 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:46 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 08:46 PM (Y2hZ6)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (Cp1vk)
Dude, Maduro wears a freaking JACKET in "Bolivarian Colors" with giant stars. It looks like he is auditioning for a role on The Boys.
https://tinyurl.com/3x8aurbu
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)
And then there is Shri Lanka.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:47 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 08:42 PM (B1dzx)
Trump and Newsome socialize because of Kimberly. I am sure it’s an odd thing.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:47 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:48 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 08:36 PM (d9LQi)
The Brazilian army wouldn't commit, the cheat wasn't bad enough and everyone feared Lula worse if they failed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)
BREAKING - Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro calls Elon Musk his "arch-enemy" and accuses him of planning to invade Venezuela with rockets.
https://tinyurl.com/fy76karj
2:17 minutes; no translation
Elon Musk @elonmusk 40m Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
🤣🤣
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:50 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 08:51 PM (aVudl)
Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2024 08:52 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:52 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:52 PM (xCA6C)
https://tinyurl.com/yc38y3bm
https://tinyurl.com/2sc6y2rd
Posted by: andycanuck
That has got to be one of the most studied painting in Western art history.
Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2024 08:52 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 08:39 PM (KAi1n)
Maduro has contacts with the ELN in Colombia, they had refuges on the Venezuelan side of the border, they could get him out. A trip to Curacao can be done in a Zodiac if the weather is nice.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (/7KEl)
We've had the talk. He understands.
I also promised I would not sous vide him. I'm not a barbarian.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (p4NUW)
BREAKING - Venezuela says pulling diplomatic staff from seven Latin American countries, including Argentina, Chile and Peru, accusing them of attempted interference in election
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
BREAKING - Massive number of people in Venezuela have taken to streets, roads and highways across nation to protest against Nicolas Maduro's election victory claim
https://tinyurl.com/cyu5hftz
25 seconds; and 6,50 for anything in McDonald's -- wow!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
Yea!!!! Nothing better. Now start practicing saying this:
"Don't tell your mother."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 08:10 PM (6WCwE)
This is right before taking the grandkid(s) to the TX MoMee, right?
Congratulations Madamemayhem!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 08:55 PM (FnneF)
Want to have a really good laugh? Go type "Donald J" into Google. Can't make this shit up.
You were looking for a billionaire who once ruled the planet and has 100 resorts and casinos but possibly you were looking for someone more important?
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 08:55 PM (lX8VI)
Hugo Chávez's statue was just torn down in Venezuela. The people are rising up.
Gee, I wonder if Kamala regrets opening her mouth now? No, not that, you pervs.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:55 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:56 PM (5p7BC)
Elon invading Venezuela would be amazing. We could start over!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 08:54 PM (p4NUW)
__________
Dropping Teslas and starting a firestorm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2024 08:57 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 08:57 PM (V13WU)
One wonders if they were required to kowtow?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)
The military has refused to shut down the protesters per Maduros orders. Many have joined the protestors.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 08:26 PM (8+g7D)
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If Maduro gets ousted after this, TPTB in this country are going to be shitting bricks if they try shenanigans in November...Because Americans might just decide to take matters into their own hands...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 08:29 PM (BpYfr)
2 days left to have a Romanian Christmas in July...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 08:58 PM (FnneF)
Milei is the berries! He gets it right, & he gets it fast.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 08:58 PM (NLIak)
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I didn't bother with the Characters explanation links.
Some of the page auto-translates made me smile though like "goalkeeper" for one of the girl's guardians!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 08:58 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 08:59 PM (loGH0)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 08:59 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 08:59 PM (lX8VI)
https://tinyurl.com/4hdc4x2p
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:59 PM (xCA6C)
You were looking for a billionaire who once ruled the planet and has 100 resorts and casinos but possibly you were looking for someone more important?
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Posted by: Donald J Smith at July 29, 2024 09:00 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29,
If this is true, I am shaking my head and laughing. She really believes this garbage (said the French way) is actually in riders for stars? No. The answer is no. Because no one has an ego THIS big. No one quasi sane.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 09:00 PM (p4NUW)
iirc, Hillary had the same rules for White House staff.
Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2024 09:02 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Kindltot
You want William Walker
You'll settle for Johnnie Walker
You'll get J.J. Walker
DynoMITE!
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 09:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: zombie Air Marshal Sir Arthur Travers Harris at July 29, 2024 09:02 PM (wse2C)
Donald J. Harris
Kamala Harris' Father
I'm not bothered by this stuff but what it shows you is what else they are curating. If they're that petty it means they are curating literally everything. Meaning hiding and subverting and obfuscating and lying. I would say it must be 1/4 of google's staff dedicated to only presenting the "correct" information. Which we of course already know but it's frightening.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:02 PM (lX8VI)
So only the demon possessed could look at the higher ranked demon behind Kamala's eyes.
Seriously, this is spiritually dark territory here.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 29, 2024 09:03 PM (kipvl)
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I got a bunch of results for Donald Trump
?
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:03 PM (/7KEl)
https://tinyurl.com/4hdc4x2p
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 08:59 PM (xCA6C)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 09:03 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 09:03 PM (ytBBc)
Marudo will flee the country or be killed by the mob tonight or tomorrow.
Or there will be one of the worst massacres in human history.
It all comes down to how loyal the troops are in the capital. History says they usually aren't when troops in the rest of the country stands down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)
----NO brown M&Ms
----NO WIRE HANGERS
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)
Donald J. Harris
Kamala Harris' Father
I'm not bothered by this stuff but what it shows you is what else they are curating. If they're that petty it means they are curating literally everything. Meaning hiding and subverting and obfuscating and lying. I would say it must be 1/4 of google's staff dedicated to only presenting the "correct" information. Which we of course already know but it's frightening.
It goes to Trump for me.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Trekking to Pretoria #01 at July 29, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:05 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 09:00 PM (p4NUW)
Shit, have you never had a bad boss?
I had a boss waggle his finger up in my face multiple times. I finally looked at his hand and then back in his eye like I was going to punch him in the face if he didn't move it and that was the last time he did it (to me). I am not an incredibly intimidating physical presence but he still got the message.
These people are real. They make life a living hell for everyone with the misfortune of knowing them.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:05 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (NLIak)
+ 733,000 MAIL-IN-BALLOTS cast in the 2020 election, just vanished into thin air, unaccounted for
I posted here about 3 years ago that over 400k DL Motor Voter records do not exist.
No SS last 4
No DL #
No Last
Match
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (gbOdA)
Maduro will flee the country or be killed by the mob tonight or tomorrow.
Or there will be one of the worst massacres in human history.
It all comes down to how loyal the troops are in the capital. History says they usually aren't when troops in the rest of the country stands down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)
Praying for the former.
Hoping the imbeciles in our own feralgov, not to mention WEFtards around the world, get a fcking clue before it's too late.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (FnneF)
BREAKING: Harris campaign is allegedly blocking reporters from talking to voters outside the press pen at the Whitmer/Shapiro event in Pennsylvania, per AP.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (xCA6C)
Not search but autocomplete? I've got Harris suggested above Trump.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:07 PM (lX8VI)
Sounds like some folks in the Harris campaign need to have a discussion with a tire iron.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:08 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:08 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2024 09:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:04 PM (xCA6C)
Not search but autocomplete? I've got Harris suggested above Trump.
Ah, now I see it. You are correct.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (xCA6C)
BREAKING: Grammy Award-nominated rapper Swae Lee has come out against Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, telling people not to vote for her.
Leading Report @LeadingReport 23h
BREAKING: Pennsylvania teachers' unions have been accused of laundering $1.5 million into Democrat Gov. Josh Shapiro's campaign, a top contender for Kamala Harris's VP pick.
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That's weird.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (wse2C)
How did we absorb so many Venezuelans into Texas??
OH wait...Biden/Obama...Kameltoe was just along for the free ride in the CZAR mobile.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Stupifying Jones at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (i0F8b)
If Maduro gets ousted after this, TPTB in this country are going to be shitting bricks if they try shenanigans in November...Because Americans might just decide to take matters into their own hands...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Alternatively:
"This horrible outbreak of lawlessness was surely inspired by the insurrectionist, anti-democratic actions of Donald Trump and the MAGA extremists. We sincerely hope the democratic process can go forward for our neighbor."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 09:10 PM (T3es0)
Shit, have you never had a bad boss?
I had a boss waggle his finger up in my face multiple times. I finally looked at his hand and then back in his eye like I was going to punch him in the face if he didn't move it and that was the last time he did it (to me). I am not an incredibly intimidating physical presence but he still got the message.
These people are real. They make life a living hell for everyone with the misfortune of knowing them.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:05 PM
I have had amazing bosses and terrible ones. None told me I couldn’t look them in the eye. That was what I was referring to, noting if she asked for this, she is dumber than we thought because this is an oft rumored part of star’s riders that don’t typically exist. I believe she is a bad boss of epic proportions.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 09:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: bluebell at July 29, 2024 08:52 PM (bS+DD)
a quick translation is that Maduro sees social media and smart phones to be virtual radios, coordinating the protests, and because of that he calls Elon Musk their new arch-enemy, because he is trying to force the same Fascism in Argentina and Ecuador on Venezuela, with his economic power backing the fascistic ideology.
He finishes off that they are using social media to blame him and for their failure to win an election and he won't have it, and states we are waiting for you elon Musk, if you mess with me, or Venezuela will will take you. We have no fear
[insert Nelson Muntz "hahah"]
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:10 PM (TDvv2)
How much of a warning do you get?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: University of Michigan Football Team at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (8AONa)
Didn't work. I force them to say hello and to chat with me and I ask about their kids and make them talk to me like I'm a person.
Just hell no.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (AIkrI)
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Now wait just a gol-derned minute
are you telling me a union might be up to some financial dirty tricks?
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (/7KEl)
BREAKING: Pennsylvania teachers' unions have been accused of laundering $1.5 million into Democrat Gov. Josh Shapiro's campaign, a top contender for Kamala Harris's VP pick.
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That's weird.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:09 PM (wse2C)
A get elected
B get a new union contract approved
C get elected
criminal
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (gbOdA)
+ 733,000 MAIL-IN-BALLOTS cast in the 2020 election, just vanished into thin air, unaccounted for
I posted here about 3 years ago that over 400k DL Motor Voter records do not exist.
No SS last 4
No DL #
No Last
Match
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:06 PM (gbOdA)
My BIL told me Trump lost AZ because he insulted McCain. I don't think my BIL understands how manufactured ballots work.
Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (Sf2cq)
-
THEY'RE THE REAL HEROES
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (loGH0)
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So only the demon possessed could look at the higher ranked demon behind Kamala's eyes.
Seriously, this is spiritually dark territory here.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 29, 2024 09:03 PM (kipvl)
At the minimum it sounds like, what was that phrase, oh yeah, "diabolical narcissism".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 09:12 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2024 09:12 PM (b4o9z)
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 09:12 PM (loGH0)
BREAKING: Harris campaign is allegedly blocking reporters from talking to voters outside the press pen at the Whitmer/Shapiro event in Pennsylvania, per AP.
Sounds like some folks in the Harris campaign need to have a discussion with a tire iron.
Posted by: Archimedes
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No, no! Leave the Harris campaign folks alone. They're making reporters mad.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 09:12 PM (T3es0)
"We have all the minutes published, printed, and verified.
They will have to ratify the truth.
The truth is what we all saw yesterday in the streets of Venezuela.
All minutes are verified, inspected, tallied, scanned, digitized, and placed in a robust web portal.
I'm excited to announce that we have 73.20% of the votes cast."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:13 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick at July 29, 2024 09:13 PM (8+g7D)
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 09:13 PM (NLIak)
I bet she has bad memories about being instructed about eye contact
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (5MvGY)
Seriously, this is spiritually dark territory here.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Has anyone considered throwing water on her?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick
Are we sure it's not a pride parade?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:15 PM (6WCwE)
Seriously, this is spiritually dark territory here.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Has anyone considered throwing water on her?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (6WCwE)
Regular water or holy water?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 09:15 PM (FnneF)
Didn't work. I force them to say hello and to chat with me and I ask about their kids and make them talk to me like I'm a person.
Just hell no.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29
I sat down next to the CEO of HON at a dinner as a very junior HR person, day 2 on the job. Had no idea. Talked, laughed, joked. Everyone was looking at me with side eyes like what is she doing? I ended up getting my first exec position from that very CEO and we still talk to this day. He thought I was brave, I admitted later I was just dumb.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 09:15 PM (p4NUW)
Clear 1st Amendment violation
to me, and people who respect the Constitution
Kamera not so much
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (5MvGY)
And follow them into the bathroom!
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 09:15 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:16 PM (/7KEl)
It would be a useful lesson to the deep state that you can push the people only so far, and Americans have not yet been disarmed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 08:35 PM (5p7BC)
Yeah, about that...
Posted by: Tiananmen Square at July 29, 2024 09:16 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Kindltot
"Don't look up at me!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (6WCwE)
Didn't work. I force them to say hello and to chat with me and I ask about their kids and make them talk to me like I'm a person.
A bunch of HS buddies and I were in a beater car driving in Georgetown, back when it was considered to elite place to be. We were there looking for, um, books. Yeah, that's it, study books. Anyway, we pulled up to a light, and this besuited guy pulls up in a Mercedes and looks over at us with a mixture of hauteur and contempt. We all looked back, and then simultaneously burst into laughter at him. He looked crestfallen and sheepishly pulled away as the light turned.
What a tool. It was one of my fondest HS memories.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (xCA6C)
https://tinyurl.com/3wv8dx7m
Gotta acknowledge he lost most of his gut in the after pic.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:14 PM (5MvGY)
Does Kammie have a list of friends who had died mysteriously? and if so, is it anywhere near as long as Hillzebub's?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (FnneF)
INGRAHAM: "They say, 'you can't vote for him because he's literally never gonna leave office!'"
TRUMP: "It's just unbelievable."
INGRAHAM: "You will leave office after 4 years?"
TRUMP: "Of course, by the way, I did last time. [...] They are the ones that are a threat to democracy."
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Something Scott Adams always points out in his tweets about J6 clearly not being a revolt and showing the brainwashing of those that believe it.
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Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: Trump explains comments made to Christian voters when he said, “In 4 years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not going to have to vote.”
https://tinyurl.com/bd99rr7d
2:46 minutes; alot of good stuff
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2024 09:13 PM (NLIak)
Where a sniper is waiting?
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (8+g7D)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (bIXcJ)
----they should keep their uniforms on
that sends a clear message
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:18 PM (/7KEl)
Yeah, that's all she wrote.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:19 PM (xCA6C)
Do you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry men
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again
History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:19 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:17 PM (6WCwE)
Nope. "eye contact, keep eye contact"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 09:20 PM (D7oie)
BREAKING: Grammy Award-nominated rapper Swae Lee has come out against Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, telling people not to vote for her.
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That's weird.
Posted by: andycanuck
It means this rapper is paying attention. Kamala Harris locked up many black guys on stupid drug charges. I've read she kept them in jail, even after the time was served. She bragged about it. He noticed.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 09:20 PM (sAmhv)
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So, nood cops???
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:20 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: SCXbngLAo at July 29, 2024 09:20 PM (BAOgg)
Posted by: mUkyiKOruLj at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (xFXXm)
that sends a clear message
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:18 PM (/7KEl
that certainly does.
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (8+g7D)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (bIXcJ)
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick
Hope they keep their underwear on....
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mnw
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What luck! We have seats available on our next flight!
Posted by: Air Pinochet at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (8AONa)
GA was 11k.
Maricopa cheated with around 700k votes.
AZ was 11k.
My guess is PDT won about 420 electoral votes in 2020.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:21 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD)
VOTE...then just post up outside the poling station...especially out back and video every U-Haul truck pulling in and unloading boxes.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: NHZSEpcYlDvnAOjq at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (zC6gt)
Numbers.
People understand when there's more of them than there are of you.
Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (i0F8b)
https://tinyurl.com/3wv8dx7m
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And he's a mini-grocery-store owner. Imagine it for everyone else.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:22 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:23 PM (6WCwE)
https://tinyurl.com/8k8b976e
Gosh, you hate to see it.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:24 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Piper
DRINK MORE OVALTINE!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:23 PM (6WCwE)
Wow. I loved OVALTINE.
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick at July 29, 2024 09:24 PM (8+g7D)
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buuuut, but, Maduro was proclaimed the winner! 51% on the nose!
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: Magnitude 5.1 earthquake shakes California east of Los Angeles.
13 miles from Barstow, CA.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:26 PM (wse2C)
'Must be hard to do a prostate exam online.'
They back up to the mail slot on Nurse's door.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
Um. You know doorknobs in rectums is a thing, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (xfG0H)
No, I did not know that, and I would have happily gone to my grave not knowing it.
Thanks.
I guess . . .
Posted by: BillyD at July 29, 2024 09:26 PM (Yt3ED)
'Must be hard to do a prostate exam online.'
They back up to the mail slot on Nurse's door.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
Um. You know doorknobs in rectums is a thing, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 08:00 PM (xfG0H)
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4 on-the-floor was popular amongst sports-car enthusiasts - even ladies and they had a choice of entry doors.
Posted by: Ciampino - Trekking to Pretoria inthe bakkie #02 at July 29, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:27 PM (/7KEl)
People understand when there is no choice. We've suffered some consequences from the absolute highest standard of living in the world to higher prices and some inconveniences. People in Venezuela have been reduced to eating out of dumpsters. The two situations are not close to comparable.
We still argue about internet influencers and dudes wearing dresses while Venezuelans are fighting to stay alive. Desperation changes things.
Let's hope we figure it out before it gets that bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)
WATCH: New Trump ad calls out Kamala Harris for promoting BLM fund that bailed out felons accused of murder, sex assault
https://tinyurl.com/53pv49br
1:37 minutes; great ad.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:27 PM (wse2C)
https://tinyurl.com/3cwtrnb3
The US uses 20M barrels a day.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:28 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:28 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Piper
DRINK MORE OVALTINE!
Posted by: Tonypete
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No, this is the HQ, it's Valu-rite, not Ovaltine.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 09:29 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Piper
DRINK MORE OVALTINE!
Posted by: Tonypete
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No, this is the HQ, it's Valu-rite, not Ovaltine.
Posted by: screaming in digital
Okay then, for the kiddies, we'll put the Valu-rite in a sippy cup.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:30 PM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)
BREAKING: Magnitude 5.1 earthquake shakes California east of Los Angeles.
13 miles from Barstow, CA.
Posted by: andycanuck
“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
Guess they really take hold out there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 09:31 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:31 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 09:31 PM (B1dzx)
Were to become the "Violent Majority"
Hey Charles Ellis Schumer...Ya might reap the wind this time around FOR SURE...ya little bitch!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:31 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Two olives, please
Posted by: Miklos, all classy-like at July 29, 2024 09:31 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:32 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 09:33 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 09:33 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Emmie at July 29, 2024 09:11 PM (Sf2cq)
==
He insulted McCain so the McCain machine helped to make sure those manufactured ballots got made and counted.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 29, 2024 09:33 PM (9j0Kf)
https://tinyurl.com/8k8b976e
Gosh, you hate to see it.
Posted by: Archimedes
Brooklyn Residents will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
Posted by: Rorschach at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Black JEM at July 29, 2024 09:33 PM (9j0Kf)
I agree. And it kind of supports what Trump said about him.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (V13WU)
I'll take 3 Barrel Olives stuffed with Garlic.
And a breath of Pepper Spray.
Serve to me in a former can of Bush's Baked Beans.
Yes...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:38 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 09:35 PM (B1dzx)
==
Sure does, doesn't it.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 29, 2024 09:38 PM (9j0Kf)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:38 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Miklos, whoulda thunk it at July 29, 2024 09:39 PM (1CnH+)
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You joke, but this is how Brenda Snipes was broken.
Protesters surrounded the Broward election center all night. Snipes ran out of ballots inside, and the protestors stopped the van trying to bring in more.
In the end, she couldn't manufacture the extra 20K votes she needed and DeSantis won the election. He then fired her the following year, it withstood a court challenge, and we have some of the cleanest elections in the country.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:40 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: mnw
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What luck! We have seats available on our next flight!
Posted by: Air Pinochet
As long as the road is lined with people with baseball bats. He needs a proper send off.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 09:40 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 09:41 PM (UWgy2)
'Must be hard to do a prostate exam online.'
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You need to accost your laptop screen showing a graphic of your crenulated fartclam to the examiner's laptop screen showing a graphic of a
Posted by: Ciampino - Trekking to Pretoria in the bakkie #03 at July 29, 2024 09:43 PM (qfLjt)
https://x.com/RubinReport/status/
1818083579445866884
Posted by: rhennigantx
Programming works. Jim Jones would have been envious.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)
So that is why Todd always photocopies his nethers.
Posted by: Miklos, not a fan of Todd at July 29, 2024 09:45 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 29, 2024 09:47 PM (UWgy2)
By that point, the media will be running daily footage purporting to show Trump running over babies with the Beast and claiming that he has made whatever money you have worthless by replacing it with MAGAbucks which you can't have which is why you've never seen any.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 29, 2024 09:48 PM (3/XaG)
This could well end up in a siege situation.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 29, 2024 09:49 PM (5p7BC)
You must have cocksucker books
We want children to be read to
It must be ped cocksuckers
We want safe nuke disposal
It must be cocksucker clothes thief
We want to see world best athlete
You must see cocksuckers first
Am I catching a theme?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:49 PM (gbOdA)
he's been hammering Kamelo relentlessly today on Twixter
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 09:49 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 29, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:51 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:51 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 09:51 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:53 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 09:51 PM (d9LQi)
Weirdos
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:55 PM (gbOdA)
I shared my fish as a peace offering.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 29, 2024 09:56 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 09:51 PM (d9LQi)
I am ,because hes promised to put all my enemies in camps. And Im a fascist who wants to end democracy
Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2024 09:56 PM (0zCfh)
Then tomorrow he wakes up and finds Musk bought the country and he's being evicted
Posted by: azjaeger at July 29, 2024 09:56 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 09:56 PM (efKgu)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 09:57 PM (bIXcJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:57 PM (5MvGY)
UUPPS...Missed your afternoon Xanax dose did you?
Now call your Doctor and request some more.
There There...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 09:59 PM (V13WU)
Then tomorrow he wakes up and finds Musk bought the country and he's being evicted
Posted by: azjaeger
He might. It would probably work well for launch sites.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 10:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 10:01 PM (B1dzx)
Deserts get really cold at night, a lot of people don't understand that part. It's cold in the shade, even in the daytime. Yet the sun will soon be very uncomfortable in minutes. Freeze-dried, basically. A tourist recently visited Death Valley and was wearing flip-flops. Something happened and he ended up with full thickness burns on his feet. Yeesh.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 10:01 PM (bIXcJ)
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 10:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2024 08:27 PM (PinD0)
Or Ceausescu'ed. Devoutly hoped for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 10:04 PM (efKgu)
Posted by: runner
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Did he turn to stone?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 10:05 PM (iZbyp)
President Biden must preform what is called an "EXIT" Prostrate exam to ensure he is not leaving office with any National Secretes stuffed up his ASS...
It should be...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 10:05 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:57 PM (5MvGY)
Yeppers! Got the call today. Have to present at Admitting at 0715. Yikes! At least if the surgery goes badly, it won't spoil the whole day...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 10:06 PM (efKgu)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 10:08 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 10:09 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 08:40 PM (LkLld)
They need to melt the statues down, and pump the molten bronze up the arses of Maduro and all his henchmen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2024 10:11 PM (efKgu)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 09:57 PM (bIXcJ)
I think it only exists to support the 4 or so military bases out there. China Lake. Ft Irwin and a couple others.
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2024 10:12 PM (xcIvR)
USMC Logistics bases and not a hell of much else.
Place to stop for gas before heading out to Needles Arizona on I-40.
Drove that route many times hunting Thunderstorms back in the day...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 29, 2024 10:19 PM (TDvv2)
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