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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 26, 2024
So, the Olympics started today, apparently with a blasphemous drag show. Anyhow, just in case you were wondering who is the best of the best
Looking for Adam West
Low cost gimbal
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 26, 2024
So, the Harris campaign posted this "iconic" image of their candidate
And it seems that, er...um...somebody. Yeah, somebody, we'll go with that, somebody improved it.
Bloopers
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 26, 2024
Captain Harris
Something in common
Complaint Dept.
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Wild story
The moment we found out the Dems had selected a new candidate
NGL, this looks like a fun game
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 26, 2024
Networking tips
Apes
Corporate requires you to attend this meeting
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Lord of the onion rings
Coincidence?
I picture the police executing a search warrant on this guys house and just getting madder and madder
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT proof titbit #12 at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 26, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT proof titbit #13 at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (iqZsv)
Suddenly there's a blur of movement
The ONT attacks
Like a fluffy kitten
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - evening out at July 26, 2024 10:03 PM (N8KEk)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (iqZsv)
I'll be watching the non-studio version of swimming, gymnastics, diving, and some track on Peacock in the mornings...you can find the singular live sport broadcasts there vs the "NBC channel stream of stories and commentary and BS" that will be broadcast, especially tape delayed in the evening...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 26, 2024 10:04 PM (exHjb)
Olympics medals?
meh
Overruled
Posted by: East German Judge Merchan at July 26, 2024 10:05 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 26, 2024 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 26, 2024 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
It's good to see that we're making inroads with this particular cohort and I hope that there are many, many more like her in the excessively-tattooed, young lady category.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 26, 2024 10:09 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 26, 2024 10:09 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos gotta eat at July 26, 2024 10:10 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 10:10 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 26, 2024 10:10 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 26, 2024 10:11 PM (tQE1P)
Do you know how you know the game wasn't rigged?
It wasn't the gal in the tight white shirt that got doused.
Posted by: mikeski would'a rigged it at July 26, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 10:11 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 26, 2024 10:11 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2024 10:11 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 26, 2024 10:12 PM (dj3QO)
Posted by: Gold, Jerry, Gold at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (5NDL0)
Posted by: Coast of Gary at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (Wsh/V)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibratedtitbit #14 at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 10:14 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 10:14 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 10:15 PM (jJVsK)
How stunning, how brave.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 10:15 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 10:16 PM (5MvGY)
That reddit post above is on point.
Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 10:16 PM (iUmfz)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Prayers for the safety of PDT when he returns to Butler. I don’t think I would be brave enough to return. That’s why no one will remember my name! 😂🤷♀️
Posted by: Jmel at July 26, 2024 10:17 PM (bVhJi)
RECURSION: see Recursion
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibratedtitbit #15 at July 26, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
I was really hoping for Delacroix's Liberty Leading the People. I never get what I want.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)
How stunning, how brave.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2024 10:15 PM (5Seyi)
Bob's Glass and Windows is gonna be pissed when that ceiling he made for the Clinton inaugural party gets returned yet again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2024 10:17 PM (RUMEY)
Suddenly there's a blur of movement
The ONT attacks
Like a fluffy kitten
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Secretive approach
ONT strikes like kitten
Adorable death
Posted by: mikeski's haiku repair and ramen delivery service at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (b/zYr)
Posted by: Fussy Felix at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 26, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2024 10:19 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)
Lets ask him once he gets back from the family cookout.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Redbanzai
I watch the problems France is having and that's all I'm interested in on the Olympics.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:20 PM (b/zYr)
When you look into Mozart, he's really a funny guy. His operas, the popular 'show' of the day, with cheap seats for the hoi polloi at the theater, poked fun at the very peerage who were his patrons. The audience would roar in laughter at the digs to the elite 'sitting in the front row'.
The other thing: He wropte every piece of music once, for all instruments, even symphonies. He heard every note of every instrument in his head and wrote those notes down one time, no crossouts/corrections. Man was a sheer autistic genius.
Posted by: RickZ at July 26, 2024 10:20 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (PZo5T)
For such a small country they're grabbing a pretty good number.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (b/zYr)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I hide things in books, because I don't think most burglars are particularly literate.
Posted by: Miklosian Logic at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Living Vicariously Through Others at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (CV8a5)
*********
That sounds like Melonie Mac on YouTube
I don’t always agree with her but I’d still ride that engine through Indy 500
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:22 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Miklosian Logic at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (1CnH+)
Pretty rude to judge your criminal neighbors before you've met them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2024 10:22 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 26, 2024 10:01 PM (iq
I'll be watching the Breakdancing competition. /s
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:22 PM (pFQ77)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
For such a small country they're grabbing a pretty good number.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (b/zYr)
They won most of their golds in the first 40 years of the Olympics.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:23 PM (pFQ77)
ONT strikes like kitten
Adorable death
Posted by: mikeski's haiku repair and ramen delivery
Kitty Kitty
Burning bright
Prepares murder
In the night
Posted by: William Miklos-Blake at July 26, 2024 10:23 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at July 26, 2024 10:25 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:25 PM (pFQ77)
Posted by: Ciampino
How cromulent!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:25 PM (b/zYr)
ONT strikes like kitten
Adorable death
Posted by: mikeski's haiku repair and ramen delivery
Kitty Kitty
Burning bright
Prepares murder
In the night
Posted by: William Miklos-Blake at July 26, 2024 10:23 PM (1CnH+)
***
Check out the pussy.
Move the car!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:26 PM (pFQ77)
For such a small country they're grabbing a pretty good number.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:21 PM (b/zYr)
They won most of their golds in the first 40 years of the Olympics.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:23 PM (pFQ77)
***
Probably back when athletes from the Commonwealth had to wear GB colors.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
They won most of their golds in the first 40 years of the Olympics.
Posted by: polynikes
Wow, and they have only been eclipsed by 2 countries in all these years!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:28 PM (b/zYr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
I bet he dry humped a couch.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:28 PM (pFQ77)
How stunning, how brave.
Posted by: Tonypete
To be fair, the last time Kamala accomplished anything politically, she was wearing pigtails, just like that shadow picture.
Or "handlebars," as I called them.
Posted by: W. Brown at July 26, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: sal at July 26, 2024 10:29 PM (4lnL8)
Posted by: tankdemon
both being assless, they'd match from the back
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 26, 2024 10:29 PM (n4YGT)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2024 10:29 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Count de Monet
That's a really good reason to never watch the Olympics.... I don't even want to know whether he's there or not.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:30 PM (b/zYr)
Posted by: polynikes
I'm picturing the Bowery Boys in Smuggler's Cove.
Posted by: Gabe Dell at July 26, 2024 10:30 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ed McMahon recalls at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)
It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (vYDwg)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (pFQ77)
Posted by: Agony of De Feet at July 26, 2024 10:32 PM (CV8a5)
Probably back when athletes from the Commonwealth had to wear GB colors.
Posted by: Diogenes
Hmmm... good point. Canada, New Zealand, Australia, Bermuda, Hong Kong, and India.
(as well as other assorted places)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 10:32 PM (b/zYr)
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! Why would you even say that.?
Posted by: That 13 year old kid at July 26, 2024 10:32 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2024 10:33 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Long Duc Dong at July 26, 2024 10:33 PM (1CnH+)
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! Why would you even say that.?
Posted by: That 13 year old kid
"The past?"
Posted by: Nana, caressing a riding crop at July 26, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ed McMahon recalls at July 26, 2024 10:31 PM (1CnH+)
Somebody remembers
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:35 PM (pFQ77)
Posted by: Miklos in best Dean Martin voice at July 26, 2024 10:37 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: polynikes
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I've had that feeling for over three years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
And THAT is a very excellent point!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 26, 2024 10:37 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: polynikes
I shall answer the Call of my People
Posted by: Miklos has to give two weeks notice first at July 26, 2024 10:38 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:35 PM (pFQ77)
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America is the nation on Earth where any child with connections to the WEF, George Soros, tech titans and the Democrat Party can aspire to be president.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 10:38 PM (vYDwg)
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No, but to be fair, the last time I watched the Olympics, I thought "Gee, all the Nintendo and Gundam tie ins are going to rock."
And then lost interest by the time they rolled around again.
Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2024 10:38 PM (Dnobf)
Ya know how, as a movie fan, you may joke about this or that movie has no sequels? "Good thing they only made the one Matrix movie, amirite?"
Highlander is the one where you must acknowledge that one really good movie spun off a bunch of garbage. Highlander 2? Ginormous piece of shit! Highlander 3? Piece of shit with full frontal! Highlander Endgame! Piece of shit with a cameo by the dude from the WWF! Highlander The Series? Retarded piece of shit that couldn't show any of the head chopping that we all came to see! Highlander Search For Vengeance anime? ...Okay, that one was alright.
Highlander was a fantastic movie. There should've been only one.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:38 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:40 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: polynikes
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I've had that feeling for over three years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)
I know you're being snarky and I also didn't consider him my President but he was there f'ing things up . Now it feels like there is no one in the White House . At least to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:40 PM (pFQ77)
Posted by: VP Buttygig at July 26, 2024 10:41 PM (1CnH+)
See what happens when you walk up to the fence around the White House and shout "Dinks in the wire!"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
**************
Part of what made it good is that you got to see a bit of Scottish side wagshambas jiggling
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:42 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Bob Costass at July 26, 2024 10:43 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2024 10:43 PM (5LjcE)
Posted by: Summer Camper at July 26, 2024 10:44 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: spindrift
They put garlic and paprika in the vegetarian food of the competitors.
Posted by: Miklos would have done the same at July 26, 2024 10:44 PM (1CnH+)
That is why I do the ... he was the BEST at his craft.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 26, 2024 10:45 PM (TDvv2)
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That admittedly would have been better if it had been done on Showtime, like Stargate SG-1.
Also, boobs.
Posted by: Methos at July 26, 2024 10:45 PM (Dnobf)
Vietnamese were called "g**ks."
Or does it matter?
Am I overthinking this?
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (Z2yLo)
The female resume was 650% more likely to get a callback. And the resumes were identical.
Of course it was! They could hire a female for only 73% of the cost of hiring a male!
Posted by: feminists, 99.73% probability at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes
"Donks"
Try "Donks*
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Pennsylvania Avenue at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:38 PM (Z2yLo)
Ahhh...Deborah Unger.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
************
It always struck me as weird that a PG show like stargate sg-1 would be aired on the same channel that brought you episodes like Chesty LaJigs Night Out
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:48 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Live and Learn at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (CV8a5)
Does anyone other than Willie Brown want a BeeJer from Kamala?
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (b84Rv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
can I at least clean my snot-ring in your sink?
Posted by: Todyas Youth are the Future at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (1bNHn)
I'm picturing the Bowery Boys in Smuggler's Cove.
Posted by: Gabe Dell
You were on an episode of Barney Miller
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0519153
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
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It always struck me as weird that a PG show like stargate sg-1 would be aired on the same channel that brought you episodes like Chesty LaJigs Night Out
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:48 PM (DBZuM)
Red Shoe Diaries.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:50 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 26, 2024 10:50 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (b84Rv)
Lights on or off?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)
************
There’s video footage of her being a side piece for some rapper at the Oscars I think years and years ago. Man did she look like a skanky ho
Thankfully nowadays she now looks more like… a much older skanky ho
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:52 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Miklos would have done the same at July 26, 2024 10:44 PM (1CnH+)
No kolbasz??
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 26, 2024 10:52 PM (iODuv)
Or does it matter?
Am I overthinking this?
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (Z2yLo)
Vietnamese were called all three: slopes, dinks, and gooks.
Posted by: One term of abuse is never enough at July 26, 2024 10:54 PM (jwFh7)
Posted by: Live and Learn at July 26, 2024 10:49 PM (CV8a5)
So...another foreigner taking American jobs?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos would have done the same at July 26, 2024 10:44 PM (1CnH+)
No kolbasz??
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
That would be doping.
Posted by: Miklos recalls Actual Hungarian Cosmonaut Space Booze (and had some) at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (FCrpy)
***********
Is that the one where naked people move a bunch of furniture around
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (DBZuM)
Harris FU*KED her way to the top..
And the Femanazis say...UHMPF...UHMPH...UHMPH..."NO CODE PINK.???
"UHMPH...UHMPH...UHMPH"...NO NOW????
Break the GLASS CEILING even if you are a whore...WE GOT YOU SISTER
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 26, 2024 10:56 PM (TDvv2)
************
It always struck me as weird that a PG show like stargate sg-1 would be aired on the same channel that brought you episodes like Chesty LaJigs Night Out
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:48 PM (DBZuM)
I've been told there was some nudity on the first season or seasons of Stargate on Showtime or wherever it was.
Posted by: never watched the show myself at July 26, 2024 10:56 PM (jwFh7)
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There’s video footage of her being a side piece for some rapper at the Oscars I think years and years ago. Man did she look like a skanky ho
Thankfully nowadays she now looks more like… a much older skanky ho
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 10:52
Judge Joe Brown is on record saying she was the campus bicycle when she attended Howard so... the honess predated Willie.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 26, 2024 10:57 PM (iqZsv)
Posted by: GWB at July 26, 2024 10:58 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:58 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:58 PM (Z2yLo)
Or does it matter?
Am I overthinking this?
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 10:46 PM (Z2yLo)
Vietnamese were called all three: slopes, dinks, and gooks.
Posted by: One term of abuse
I vaguely recall that Archie Bunker explained this-
"All chinks are slopes, but not all slopes are chinks"
Or words to that effect.
Posted by: Miklos, you never even called me by my name, darlin' at July 26, 2024 10:58 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 10:58 PM (B1dzx)
Around here, Mexicans do most the fencing.
Posted by: Irony Abounds at July 26, 2024 10:59 PM (jwFh7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (xjTDL)
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Akshually, it was Montel Williams who hung out for Kamala.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 11:00 PM (vYDwg)
Posted by: polynikes
Fencing, swimming, and kayak.
For decades
Posted by: Miklos knew the all-time World Champion kayak guy, who also had a pub at 55 Kazinczy utca at July 26, 2024 11:01 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 11:01 PM (V13WU)
*************
There was in the pilot episode at the insistence of the freak executives of showtime but it was received so poorly that they edited it out
The showrunners said it almost ended the show before it had a chance to begin
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 26, 2024 11:01 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:02 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 26, 2024 11:02 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 26, 2024 11:02 PM (TDvv2)
I knew they had a period of top swimmers but I didn’t know about kayaking. Fencing is where I knew they were most dominant.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:03 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 10:55 PM (xjTDL)
That's Major Williams, USMC gettin' some.
Back in the day, she was probably worth it, as long as dinner wasn't much more than The Olive Garden and the house wine.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 11:03 PM (W/lyH)
Does anyone other than Willie Brown want a BeeJer from Kamala?
Posted by: SimoHayha
Are you kidding? She was delightful! Knew how to work that tongue!
Posted by: The Bay Area Swingers Club at July 26, 2024 11:04 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: tankdemon
both being assless, they'd match from the back
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 26, 2024 10:29 PM (n4YGT)
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Good observation but no spats please.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibrated titbit #16 at July 26, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
I loved wearing that thing.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:05 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Irony Abounds
And roofing.
Terrible goulash, though.
Don't even ask about the schnitzengruben
Posted by: Miklos is Diverse and Inclusive as I Wanna Be at July 26, 2024 11:06 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: One term of abuse
Chuck. Charlie. Mister Charles. Victor Charles.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 11:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: One term of abuse
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Zipperhead never gets old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 11:08 PM (vYDwg)
Posted by: Irony Abounds
Yeah, but they get upset when you break out the Epee.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 11:08 PM (vYDwg)
I only became aware of that name when I saw Gran Torino.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:09 PM (B1dzx)
I loved wearing that thing.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:05 PM (B1dzx)
Ahhh. Tigerland. At Ft Polk. A special.training area for guys headed to Nam.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 11:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pete Frampton at July 26, 2024 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Doof at July 26, 2024 11:11 PM (gw0Uf)
Posted by: Pete Frampton
Wah-waoh-waoh, waaaawaoh waooohhhhhhh~~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 11:12 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Miklos will not, because the dancing is bad enough at July 26, 2024 11:13 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2024 11:14 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I had heard it was from their own name for Korea (Hanguk) or themselves (Hanguk-in). Jarheads being Jarheads is a better story.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 11:15 PM (DgGvY)
Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof
*and the Hordelings sing*
Posted by: Miklos will not
__________
*Hordlings bark, snarl and snap*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2024 11:15 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Maj. Miklos is also pleased by the smell of napalm in the morning at July 26, 2024 11:15 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 11:10 PM (W/lyH)
Yep. It must have been around 1970 or 71.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:15 PM (B1dzx)
In the weeks after the debate the bottom dropped out of Biden polling. The numbers were so bad that no strategy could recover to get him close enough to cheat.
Personal conspiracy theory - this triggered plan A, kill Trump, when that failed move to plan B
This same polling showed that while she was still losing, there was still a narrow path for Harris. That she polled slightly better in GA and AZ, while losing WI and MI. So while it is still drawing an inside straight, winning GA, AZ, and PA would get her over 270. If they caught a break along with the normal structural advantages they have, she could get to 274 by the skin of her teeth.
I still don't buy it, but now I understand the logic. Ultimately this is a game of avoiding a down ballot landslide, and maybe getting lucky.
I sm now very skeptical of those Fox polls.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 11:16 PM (5p7BC)
I only became aware of that name when I saw Gran Torino.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:09 PM (B1dzx)
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Heard it often during my tour in 'Nam.
Which is weird because my tour in 'Nam was in 2008 through Gate 1 Travel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 11:17 PM (vYDwg)
By that logic, any black players who didn't play against whites before the integration of baseball can be considered great.
Posted by: hart at July 26, 2024 11:15 PM (hMBkK)
***
Exactly.
Incredibly stupid thing to say.
Ichiro laughs.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 26, 2024 11:18 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2024 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)
And that is about I can recall from the last Olympics I have seen.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 26, 2024 11:18 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"The long sobs
Of violins
Of autumn
Wound my heart
With a monotonous
Languor."
Perhaps this is the Signal for which we have longed.
Posted by: Mikleuse thinks Paul Verlaine did it better at July 26, 2024 11:19 PM (1CnH+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2024 11:19 PM (kQgoX)
I watched the Japanese "Pulse" movie from 2001. I'm not sure what to think about this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2024 11:21 PM (CHHv1)
Which is weird because my tour in 'Nam was in 2008 through Gate 1 Travel.
Posted by: Cicero
Bid you visit Beau's Mausoleum at the Hanoi Hyatt?
Posted by: Joe still has random thoughts at July 26, 2024 11:22 PM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Mikleuse thinks Paul Verlaine did it better at July 26, 2024 11:19 PM (1CnH+)
All I know is Paddy is none too happy with the immigration situation in Ireland. The Irish just might get this ball rolling.
Posted by: RickZ at July 26, 2024 11:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:02 PM (Z2yLo)
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His books are abridged condensed books and consist of one page of text and a page with
END (Stop reading here)
Posted by: Ciampino - Past, the word is Past #16 at July 26, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe still has random thoughts at July 26, 2024 11:22 PM (1CnH+)
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Sadly, Beau was temporarily in Moscow for refurbishment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 11:25 PM (vYDwg)
I'm watching the Olympic opening stuff with a very critical eye. So far I've seen only boats and happy athletes and lady Gaga. The color theme is that really vibrant fuscia. I've seen a cabaret theme permeating performances. I've not seen the trannys or the blasphemous Last Supper.
Is NBC editing that out for the evening broadcast or have they not shown it yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:26 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Bob Mayo on the keyboards at July 26, 2024 11:26 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2024 11:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 11:27 PM (5p7BC)
I deemed myself inured to the dark and the grotesque, yet this evening's spectacle robbed me of that comforting illusion. An ancient sporting spectacle as much religion as athletic endeavor saw its comeuppance with the French. How could I not have known that, given the chance, France would do what it always does best: taking an event of renown and rendering it perverse and unwatchable by any decent mortal. Their polymorphous perversity, their she-males, their tableau of beheaded maidens from the demimonde warbling eldritch tunes with an inanity that insulted as much as it exhausted and annoyed.
The Opening Ceremonies were too kinky and macabre for me, and I am German, for Gott's sake. I have watched them for you so that you need not do so. Skip that part on the DVR, Even the now-late Klaus Kinski, whose departure from this world had nothing to do with me, whatever you may have heard, even that twee homunculus I would protect against its viewing. Klaus, I would say, avert your eyes, like a father I will shield you. No, Klaus, no hugging, I am not French. Bismarck was right, I realize that now. Stop up your ears, Klaus, the woman-horse Celine Dion sings.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Saw The Olympics Opening Ceremony at July 26, 2024 11:29 PM (tmPIh)
If they show it, they are going to lose viewers who don't follow X.
I've seen the video now, it is as bad as you have heard.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 11:30 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:30 PM (ah1Jo)
I'm going to bet the whole thing started because of DEI. Convince me otherwise.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2024 11:31 PM (CHHv1)
The bows they use now are loaded with so much crap and it’s mostly just the 10 ring every time which makes it boring.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:32 PM (B1dzx)
...
Analysis showed her office had the ninth-highest staff turnover rate out of the 114 senators who served between 2017 and 2020.
https://shorturl.at/7YS9m
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:33 PM (ah1Jo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
I forget the whole context of Harris" " I was that little girl" speech, but obviously the picture from her campaign is supposed to remind one of the little girl being escorted to school under desegregation .
I consider this, the historical version of " Stolen valor". She isn't that little girl. She'd be too young and that woman had a real name which isn't Kamala Harris. In addition, she grew up in Canada not in the US. I don't think her campaign team is very smart.
Also, I understand the implication of Harris as an adult but in that picture she looks like she's praying. Maybe Harris is religious but I think it's more likely her god is the strange one of progressive politics
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (GH8rm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:38 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
In her case, the silhouette should have shown her reaching for a man's fly, not in a pose that could be mistaken for prayer.
Although, putting her in the pose of an Aztec priest about to cut out the sacrifice's heart, with dagger raised, would also be appropriate, considering her devotion to abortion.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 26, 2024 11:39 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/4j9ud2xh
I gotta look this up later.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:39 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 11:39 PM (5p7BC)
I don't see a problem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:40 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
188 Which have not rung since the fire.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I was there before the fire.
But I could probably say that about a lot of things.
Posted by: Miklos recalls, if vaguely at July 26, 2024 11:40 PM (1CnH+)
The EU is also fining Hungary a whopping €1 million extra EVERY day that it refuses to open borders.
https://tinyurl.com/2rbmsead
Posted by: Ciampino - EU GFY #17 at July 26, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
188 Which have not rung since the fire.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
I believe Notre Dame supposed to reopen very soon.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:41 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
Good to hear Quasimodo's collecting a paycheck again.
Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2024 11:41 PM (5LjcE)
Posted by: polynikes
Bare recurve? That's what Monica called me. Good times, man.
Posted by: Wm. J. Clinton at July 26, 2024 11:42 PM (DgGvY)
And they just rang the bells at the cathedral Notre Dame.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Quasimodo has a lot of pull.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
He should have put a diamond in it.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:42 PM (ah1Jo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 11:43 PM (GH8rm)
I don't see a problem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:40 PM (HXGNm)
Is it Gojira?
Their first few albums were heavy as balls!
Then they sold out but fuck me those early albums are *sick*.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:43 PM (Z2yLo)
The bows they use now are loaded with so much crap and it’s mostly just the 10 ring every time which makes it boring.
Posted by: polynikes at July 26, 2024 11:32 PM (B1dzx)
Double/triple points for Robin Hoods. (That's arrow into arrow.)
Posted by: RickZ at July 26, 2024 11:43 PM (gKDq2)
Not officially, anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos professes someone's deliberate ignorance at July 26, 2024 11:43 PM (1CnH+)
_Daily Mail
----------------------
Never seen them use the term surgically enhanced for their pets the Kardashians or any of the other hundreds of surgically-enhanced women they run through their pages.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:47 PM (ah1Jo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:47 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I had heard it was from their own name for Korea (Hanguk) or themselves (Hanguk-in). Jarheads being Jarheads is a better story.
Posted by: mikeski
Someone should troll the Han-Kook tire company and tell them their name is Racistttt!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 26, 2024 11:47 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 26, 2024 11:48 PM (YHTux)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
188 Which have not rung since the fire.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I was there before the fire.
But I could probably say that about a lot of things.
Posted by: Miklos recalls, if vaguely at July 26, 2024 11:40 PM (1CnH+)
----
Der Kommissar
https://youtu.be/2pOjWBuODeo
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #19 at July 26, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:49 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:50 PM (ah1Jo)
https://tinyurl.com/2rbmsead
Posted by: Ciampino -
-----------------------------------
Hungary tell them to pound sand.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 11:53 PM (ah1Jo)
And they just rang the bells at the cathedral Notre Dame.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Quasimodo has a lot of pull.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
----
You know, his face rings a bell.
Yes, he's a dead ringer for his brother.
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #20 at July 26, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Praying isn't what Kamala does on her knees.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 26, 2024 11:53 PM (YgrbS)
Now back to the parade of athletes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (HXGNm)
I guess the hunchback scored a TD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (Z2yLo)
The EU is also fining Hungary a whopping €1 million extra EVERY day that it refuses to open borders.
https://tinyurl.com/2rbmsead
Posted by: Ciampino
What's Hungarian for 'go piss up a rope'?
Posted by: The Bay Area Swingers Club at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (yKhjs)
https://tinyurl.com/2k6x2yep
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #21 at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
lol
Posted by: Poor Klaus, Shield Him, Even in Death at July 26, 2024 11:57 PM (+b4OY)
Tom was troubled - sitting stark upright in his high chair, he had viewed the Olympic opening, and had reached a crisis of faith. Not even his operating Thetan levels could spare him from the visual and aural assault of the Frog spawn. Did you see it, Werner, he asked. Ja, Tom, I have seen it and it cannot be unseen - this I told him. L. Ron Hubbard's arsenal had not prepared him for this, and there was much weak mewling and sobbing over the line. I was moved to mercy for the tiny gamine, and murmured Forget it Tom, it's Paris town. Yet can it be forgotten? Only time will tell. Time, and am buttload of cognac, interspersed with Xanax. Do not judge me.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Saw The Olympics Opening Ceremony at July 26, 2024 11:57 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 11:58 PM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 26, 2024 11:58 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: EveR at July 26, 2024 11:58 PM (Z/h4+)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 26, 2024 11:59 PM (WvGHv)
https://tinyurl.com/ystk3yzy
Is everyone an Illegal?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #22 at July 27, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
Boxing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2024 12:00 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 26, 2024 11:59 PM (WvGHv)
Curiously, no medals for long-distance swimming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:01 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2024 12:01 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2024 12:02 AM (fimDT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2024 12:02 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 27, 2024 12:02 AM (ah1Jo)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 26, 2024 11:59 PM (WvGHv)
Probably commie judges.
Or athletes seeking asylum, so they have to be good and vetted to get there.
Posted by: RickZ at July 27, 2024 12:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2024 12:03 AM (mH6SG)
go piss up a rope
French: 'va pisser sur une corde'
Hungarian (Internet): 'menj felpiszkálni egy kötelet
Where's Miklos?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #23 at July 27, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2024 12:05 AM (HXGNm)
I only have to pay them 87% of what the males cost.
duh.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 27, 2024 12:06 AM (+x/Sd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2024 12:06 AM (HXGNm)
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Yeah Mr. President, pack your bags and go home, we don't need you on the campaign trail.
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Hey, Director Rowe, sounds like and admission of failure to me.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 27, 2024 12:07 AM (ah1Jo)
Of course this is touted as great news for Harris, since Biden was down 6 in the same poll.
The problem is that if that CNN poll is correct on election day, that is Trump winning 343 electoral votes. He would win all the battlegrounds plus VA, MN, and ME state. We would be counting late into the night in NM and NH.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 12:08 AM (5p7BC)
@realBlagojevich
discusses the ousting of Joe Biden and who is really responsible for getting him off the Democrat ticket.
https://tinyurl.com/4enjpjkf
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #24 at July 27, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:08 AM (YHTux)
Fen, it was from the Democratic Presidential Debate: she implied that racist Biden had been involved in her bussing during grade school in CA or some bs; it was stupid, but it was, as if, someone had set her up for that line: And, that little girl was me. I was watching it and Biden actually seemed to melt. She jumped in the polls, but then Tulsi decimated her in December (iirc) 2019 and she was gone.
Posted by: EveR at July 27, 2024 12:10 AM (Z/h4+)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 26, 2024 11:53 PM
Yep. I caught that as well.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 27, 2024 12:11 AM (yRkKD)
will not be able to endorse her bid to lose to Trump in 2024 because he is mentally Carter status...(positive "O" sign)
Sure as I write this...the propaganda media will make something up and say he fully endorsed her.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 27, 2024 12:11 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2024 12:12 AM (fimDT)
The station posted a link to their story on X. The users on X added the cimmunity note.
Is a great feature that kills the lying tweets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 12:12 AM (5p7BC)
Saw an audiologist today. I think I need to get a second opinion. Why on earth would I need to get a heron egg?
Posted by: Ciampino - HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME? #27 at July 27, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Where's Miklos?
Posted by: Ciampino
This phrase does not exist in Hungarian.
Standard issue is "Basz meg"
Or possibly "Kurva anyad"
Posted by: Miklos thinks all Good Morons should improve their Hungarian at July 27, 2024 12:14 AM (1CnH+)
The EU is also fining Hungary a whopping €1 million extra EVERY day that it refuses to open borders.
https://tinyurl.com/2rbmsead
Posted by: Ciampino
What's Hungarian for 'go piss up a rope'?
Posted by: The Bay Area Swingers Club at July 26, 2024 11:56 PM (yKhjs)*
What's Hungarian for come and take.it?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2024 12:15 AM (W/lyH)
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Yeah Mr. President, pack your bags and go home, we don't need you on the campaign trail.
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Hey, Director Rowe, sounds like and admission of failure to me.
Posted by: Braenyard,
It's an admission that the SS will NOT do its job in regard to Trump. They want him dead.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 27, 2024 12:15 AM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Miklos liver in country that actual Kommissars at July 27, 2024 12:17 AM (1CnH+)
Saw an audiologist today. I think I need to get a second opinion. Why on earth would I need to get a heron egg?
Posted by: Ciampino - HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME? #27 at July 27, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Thats not funny.
Insaid THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2024 12:17 AM (W/lyH)
He should have put a diamond in it.
A yuge luxurious diamond,the likes of which has never been seen before. They call it the "you missed" diamond, you've never seen anything like it. It's a reminder, a reminder.. you know the used to call me Teflon Don but that named isn't good enough any more.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:17 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2024 12:12 AM (fimDT
I was watching w my Millenial-aged son and we both just looked at each other and laughed. Biden looked stricken. It was almost as good as the next one where Tulsi destroyed K using her record as an AG and DA.
Posted by: EveR at July 27, 2024 12:18 AM (Z/h4+)
Ironic Justice ..............
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 27, 2024 12:18 AM (PYJJG)
Posted by: Miklos speaks the language of the common people at July 27, 2024 12:19 AM (1CnH+)
257 No one can charge their EV's because people are stealing the copper wires in the charger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----------
Not to mention that the vandals stole the handle.
Posted by: Bob Zimmerman at July 27, 2024 12:21 AM (vYDwg)
Posted by: Robert at July 27, 2024 12:21 AM (Z2yLo)
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Yeah Mr. President, pack your bags and go home, we don't need you on the campaign trail.
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Hey, Director Rowe, sounds like and admission of failure to me.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 27, 2024 12:07 AM (ah1Jo)
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Mr Rowe, if I'm elected then come end of January 2025 you'll be footloose out in the great beyond, with an INCOMPETENT tag following you.
Posted by: Ciampino - Useless bastard #28 at July 27, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Iris at July 27, 2024 12:23 AM (n3DL0)
It's an admission that the SS will NOT do its job in regard to Trump. They want him dead.
I like the idea that was floated about those who get ss protection, get a stipend and pay their own people.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:23 AM (YHTux)
A yuge luxurious diamond,the likes of which has never been seen before. They call it the "you missed" diamond, you've never seen anything like it. It's a reminder, a reminder.. you know the used to call me Teflon Don but that named isn't good enough any more.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:17 AM (YHTux)
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The 'You Hoped' Diamond?
Posted by: Ciampino - Useless bastard #29 at July 27, 2024 12:23 AM (qfLjt)
https://youtu.be/UMVjToYOjbM
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in a rusty old Chevy Suburban at July 27, 2024 12:24 AM (+Oyis)
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Hmm. Has the Secret Service reconsidered its "one free shot" rule?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2024 12:24 AM (vYDwg)
Posted by: Kummala in the bunker at July 27, 2024 12:24 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 27, 2024 12:25 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:26 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at July 27, 2024 12:27 AM (1CnH+)
HO BOY!!! An Executive ORDER!!!
"Clear all the homeless Meth Heads from our streets."
BAWAHAA BAWHAWWW....BAWAHAWWWWWW
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 27, 2024 12:27 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Since they're a Korean tire company whose name is basically "The Korea Tire Company".....
.....never mind, that's racist in 2024.
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)
An alternative reality show
(This man is still alive for some reason)
https://youtu.be/BshIYfqFN6I
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
In retrospect, the 60s sucked.
Posted by: Former Hippie Druggie from a Commune, Man at July 27, 2024 12:29 AM (1CnH+)
Ironic Justice ..............
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:26 AM (YHTux)
Possibly on some sweltering tropical island offshore of French Guiana...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:30 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Miklos liver in country that actual Kommissars
I always wondered..... do English-speaking rappers look down on other-language rappers since most other languages don't expect songs to rhyme?
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:32 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski
mikeski was coiled and waiting for that
Posted by: Miklos puts copper in the bird bath, helps with algae at July 27, 2024 12:33 AM (1CnH+)
2024 "we just want to make you watch drag queens satirizing the Last Supper at the Olympics Opening Ceremony"
Posted by: azjaeger at July 27, 2024 12:34 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:34 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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We used to do that for all kinds of borderline people. Non-violent, who needed to be in a controlled environment. Bellvieu type places. They were all over the US and many were totally self sufficient/supporting.
Posted by: Braenyard, some people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 27, 2024 12:34 AM (ah1Jo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:37 AM (YHTux)
Ironic Justice ..............
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
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I'm a bit rusty on metal puns.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #30 at July 27, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2024 12:37 AM (TZUHc)
UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE Prohibited Items List
Aerosols
Alcoholic beverages
Appliances (i.e. Toasters)
Balloons
Balls
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 27, 2024 12:38 AM (mH6SG)
Watched an interview with Herzog years ago outside his Hollywood Hills home. Mid interview, someone did a "Drive By" and hit him with a BB gun round. WTH???
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 27, 2024 12:38 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: mikeski
With no interest in rap music, it is a problem.
In English, verse is often (not always) expected to rhyme. English is unusual in this.
Other languages are about meter, and word-play, which does not always translate well to English.
You can translate verse into English rhyme and meter, while losing the word-play and even the main sense of the writer.
Most difficult job I have ever had.
Posted by: Miklos, linguistically cunning at July 27, 2024 12:39 AM (1CnH+)
I don't know...if that is an option, I might want it for myself. Or would I be eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:40 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski
mikeski was coiled and waiting for that
Posted by: Miklos puts copper in the bird bath, helps with algae
He had to spring that one on us.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 12:41 AM (VNX3d)
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand on the wall ready to do violence on their behalf...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 27, 2024 12:43 AM (TDvv2)
Aerosols
Alcoholic beverages
Appliances (i.e. Toasters)
Balloons
Balls
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)
A prohibition on balls will not adversely affect the Secret Service.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:44 AM (kaqWV)
As of today, that advantage is 242,000.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 12:44 AM (5p7BC)
Better yet, trigger a blue screen of death on it, and see if she starts reading off the Microsoft URL and the stop code....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 12:44 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
When I was a kid and before all the interstates and such, when we'd go visit my Mom's Mom in Bland County, VA, up in Appalachia, we'd go by the Bland County Correctional Farm; the inmates were people sentenced to less than a year. Cows, pigs, chickens, veggies. They grew their own food, plus food for other prisons. Stopped sometime late '60s-early '70s. ACLU lawsuit or something. Prison farms BAD! MODERN SLAVERY!
Posted by: RickZ at July 27, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
I don't know...if that is an option, I might want it for myself. Or would I be eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Pretty comfy here inside the extinct volcano.
A/C bill kinda high, though.
Posted by: Miklos and his All Star World Domination Steel Band and Plan at July 27, 2024 12:46 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Saw The Olympics Opening Ceremony at July 26, 2024 11:57 PM (tmPIh)
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lol!
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2024 12:48 AM (lCaJd)
We used to do that for all kinds of borderline people. Non-violent, who needed to be in a controlled environment. Bellvieu type places. They were all over the US and many were totally self sufficient/supporting
I really like this idea. I suppose it fell out of practice bc it became too easy to get gvt "help"? Or they got regulated out of business?
OMGoodness regulation is out of control! We have a limited number of pharmacies and pharmacies are limited in the amount of certain drugs they can get...so I guess those in need are supposed to duel for what the pharmacies have!?! Or hit the street!?! And the pharmacist is telling the doctor what they should be prescribing!?! LoL, I'm going to look for a shaman to apprentice under.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:48 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:48 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Kummala's Jamaican ancestors at July 27, 2024 12:48 AM (1CnH+)
Ironic Justice ..............
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
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I'm a bit rusty on metal puns.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT
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Corten some conductivity with these puns.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:49 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:40 AM (YHTux)
It was a reference to Devils' Island, the French penal colony, where inmates lived in huts, and tended their own gardens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:50 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I was very surprised by the Extent of the Cheat.
Perhaps you were too.
Thoughts on that this year?
Posted by: Miklos is a very lazy actual Political Scientist at July 27, 2024 12:51 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:51 AM (YHTux)
Most difficult job I have ever had.
Posted by: Miklos, linguistically cunning at July 27, 2024 12:39 AM (1CnH+)
Federico Garcia Lorca had been playing with bringing the English style foot into Spanish poetry, which traditionally was a syllabic type poetry meter. IIRC my Spanish lit prof described it as a way to break from what was becoming to be considered Spain's obsolete traditions that were dragging it down under centuries of past decisions. I can't remember if he was considered one of the "generation of '98" writers or one of the second wave of the movement.
Thank you Miklos, I know we disagree on economics, but it is nice to have a reason to remember those courses in Spanish Lit.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2024 12:51 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Steve McQueen at July 27, 2024 12:53 AM (XeU6L)
As of today, that advantage is 242,000
Stories like these give me a faint glimmer of hope that some of the steal can be stopped.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:54 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 11:35 PM (GH8rm)
Worshiping the source of power.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 27, 2024 12:54 AM (w6EFb)
They will need a lot more of it, and the logistics will be hard. Nationally we are looking at a 12M vote shift to Trump if the CNN poll is correct.
If Rasmussen is correct, it is an 18M vote shift.
They clearly didn't think they could do it, hence the murder attempt and a coup in 2 weeks.
2000 mules got them to the point they could turn the election in a couple hours using a hidden suitcase.
But I'm usually wrong and they are not stupid. Perhaps they can come up with a new way to cheat the millions of ballots they need.
🤷♂️
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 12:57 AM (5p7BC)
And I fixed a flat tire on the Dixon mower. Well the tire that was flat had reached end of life. Rips in the sidewalls, exposing the tube. One such rip had allowed a patch to peel off the tube, letting it go flat. Well that tire had to go. Removed it, found a pair of old mower wheels in the barn; tires one size bigger. Patched the tube, mounted one of the "new" tires, and aired it up. Swapped out the other tire, since tire diameters have to match. "Damn!" The patched tube went flat again. Busted the tire off the rim one one side, dragged out the tube, peeled off the failed patch, did it again. Seems to be holding now. Drove mower into barn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 12:58 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Kindltot
I am an Economist of a distinct Austrian sort.
Un verso (de la Cuba)
Yo soy un hombre sincero
De donde crece la palma,
Y antes de morirme quiero
Echar mis versos del alma.
Posted by: Miklos will now have a Cuba Libre at July 27, 2024 12:59 AM (1CnH+)
Thanks, I had no prior knowledge of this.
My sister has a beautiful garden this year. Pretty difficult to grow a garden where I'm at, so I'm sitting here thinking how nice it would be to grow my own food.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:59 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 01:00 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 27, 2024 01:00 AM (yKhjs)
🤷♂️
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I wonder if some Dem Governors might just let this one ride.
Posted by: Miklos the Mini-Machiavellian at July 27, 2024 01:01 AM (1CnH+)
I don't know...if that is an option, I might want it for myself. Or would I be eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 12:40 AM (YHTux)
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French Guiana is in the Tropics so they may just wrap you up in plastic (you know all those millions off tons floating in the oceans) and leave you in the sun to sous vide.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #31 at July 27, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
De donde crece la palma,
Y antes de morirme quiero
Echar mis versos del alma.
Aww 🥰
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:03 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:04 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:04 AM (YHTux)
Well, it's a start. A couple of chores off the to-do list.
I am getting sleepy. Going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2024 01:05 AM (kaqWV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Taught the littles about patching tires 15 or so years ago. First patch failed, second I stood a bit taller. Bigger tires on front or rear for your adventure?
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Thanks, I had no prior knowledge of this.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Book, or Movie, 'Papillion'
Movie Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_IWHw3z-U
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2024 01:08 AM (XeU6L)
What an awful way to go! I don't even speak French so I couldn't convince them that sous vide is the worst way to prepare me for a meal.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:08 AM (YHTux)
Ironic Justice ..............
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Cupric justice.
Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2024 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
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I'm a bit rusty on metal puns.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT
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Corten some conductivity with these puns.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)
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They were hoping to transform the vehicle industry but there's no capacitance for such a goal.
A lot of resistance from buyers too.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #32 at July 27, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:09 AM (YHTux)
Both are popular in their states, and would do well in 2028.
But that goes away if Harris wins. Then they need to wait until 2032 with Whitmer being out of sight for 6 years.
If Whitmer doesn't deliver MI then Harris needs to make up 16 EVs out of GA, AZ, and NV where she is well behind. GA could do it, but she would still need WI and PA.
Her map is very very hard.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 01:09 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 01:10 AM (41CYW)
A lot of resistance from buyers too.
Posted by: Ciampino
There are iron oxides in your words.
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at July 27, 2024 01:12 AM (1CnH+)
You know what that Kamala pic reminds me of? It took a few minutes but I figured it out.
Remember about the when Stars Wars: The Phantom Menace came out? And the first posters they put out had Jake Lloyd as a young Anakin Skywalker casting a shadow against the wall in the shape of Darth Vader? It's totally that!
https://tinyurl.com/59w5bhnw
Posted by: Robert at July 27, 2024 01:12 AM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Miklos an behalf of Willie Brown at July 27, 2024 01:13 AM (1CnH+)
And you thought you'd complained about your neighbors' security floodlights through the night? lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2024 01:14 AM (kQgoX)
A lot of resistance from buyers too.
Posted by: Ciampino
There are iron oxides in your words.
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at July 27, 2024 01:12 AM (1CnH+)
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Only if I record them to magnetic tape.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #33 at July 27, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_IWHw3z-U
Looks interesting. Steve McQueen was an escape artist apparently
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:16 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Miklos liked Ella Fitzgerald better them Fitzgerald Kennedys at July 27, 2024 01:17 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 27, 2024 01:17 AM (YHTux)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 27, 2024 01:18 AM (dj3QO)
I wonder if someone could load Kamala's teleprompter with quotes from LBJ, or from KKK luminaries?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Better yet, fill it with the anti-gay nastiness that Joy Reid posted online back when she was honest about her feelings.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2024 01:19 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Ciampino
Is it Ella?
Posted by: Miklos liked Ella Fitzgerald better them Fitzgerald Kennedys at July 27, 2024 01:17 AM (1CnH+)
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That's a Ella of a red herring.
Fish puns in this palice again?
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbits #35 at July 27, 2024 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
They don't ask
Posted by: Uncle "Bosie", my word as a Bitem at July 27, 2024 01:20 AM (1CnH+)
https://www.youtube.com/live/DZg8oq1QD5U
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 27, 2024 01:18 AM (dj3QO)
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Thank you for that prompt.
New T-Zero: Liftoff is targeted for 1:45 a.m. EDT, 0545 UTC, 07:45 CEST, with backup opportunities available until 4:21 a.m. EDT.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbits #36 at July 27, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
To the extent that I trust any polls, I think it will be all propaganda until a week after the VP pick.
Posted by: Moderately Serious Miklos at July 27, 2024 01:23 AM (1CnH+)
Swing State Polls:
PENNSYLVANIA
Trump 46% (+4) Harris 42% Kennedy 5% Oliver 0% Stein 0%
MICHIGAN
Trump 44% (+3) Harris 41% Kennedy 7% Oliver 0% Stein 0%
NEVADA
Trump 45% (+2) Harris 43% Kennedy 5% Stein 1% Oliver 0%
WISCONSIN
Harris 44% Trump 44% Kennedy 5% Oliver 1% Stein 1%
NORTH CAROLINA
Trump 46% (+3) Harris 43% Kennedy 4% Oliver 0% Stein 0%
GEORGIA
Trump 47% (+5) Harris 42% Kennedy 3% Oliver 1% Stein 0%
ARIZONA
Trump 46% (+3) Harris 43% Kennedy 4% Oliver 1% Stein 0%
FLORIDA
Trump 47% (+
Harris 39% Kennedy 5% Oliver 1% Stein 0%
MINNESOTA
Harris 44% (+3) Trump 41% Kennedy 6% Stein 1% Oliver 0%
6,927 LV, 7/22-24
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 01:25 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: RickZ
That just shows how constitutionally ignorant the ACLU is.
The 13th Amendment expressly allows enslavement as the punishment for a crime of which one has been duly convicted.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 27, 2024 01:26 AM (kvrZb)
Sounds very satisfying
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Depends on who broke it, and who is yelling at you.
And who has the parts, if there are any
Posted by: Miklos perseveres at July 27, 2024 01:27 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 01:30 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: EveR at July 27, 2024 01:35 AM (Z/h4+)
Otherwise, the Democrat party gives up power. I just don't see that as likely.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 01:37 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2024 01:39 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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I keep watching the spread on the polls for PA, WI, GA, and MI. Want to see a bigger gap than what is showing currently. Couple of weeks and things should settle in.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 01:40 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
POLLS ARE FOR CRUCIFYING YOUR ENEMIES!!!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at July 27, 2024 01:41 AM (yKhjs)
Posted by: polynikes
Well...
Oh archery
maybe
Posted by: Automotive rankings at July 27, 2024 01:42 AM (1CnH+)
Oh dear, I'm falling asleep. See you all tomorrow~
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 27, 2024 01:42 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: polynikes
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Our last great archer was O.K. Smathers.
I know his daughter.
Interesting read. Self taught. He wasn't even chosen for the games ('just a hick from NC'), paid his own way, but then...then:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._K._Smathers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2024 01:43 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler
The only Poles I want wear armor and have wings on their backs.
Posted by: Miklos, well Ok Poland some cute chicks too at July 27, 2024 01:44 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 27, 2024 01:50 AM (TGPs7)
I caught a post that he was going to quit posting, only posted here on the net, that he wanted to devolve or something, go more primitive.
Then someone posted he mentioned some health issue and got into a disagreement with another poster. Can anyone clarify here? I always enjoyed his posts.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 27, 2024 01:51 AM (55Qr6)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._K._Smathers
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Cool. Gotta like the moxie.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 01:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:02 AM (QSrLX)
Posted by: RickZ at July 27, 2024 12:46
We had the same thing here in N IL, for years the Dixon State School farmed some ground, supported the place and benefited the inmates (It evolved from an epileptic colony into a school for the mentally infirm).
The farm work really benefited many and was a good idea too easily discarded.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 27, 2024 02:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:03 AM (QSrLX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:07 AM (QSrLX)
Behold a Pale Horse...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Not somewhere
Everywhere
Like Elvis
Posted by: Miklos, drinking PBR with Mojo Nixon and Elvis on Bigfoot's UFO at July 27, 2024 02:09 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:09 AM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Miklos, in before even Newsweek or MSDNC at July 27, 2024 02:10 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:11 AM (QSrLX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:12 AM (QSrLX)
That wasn't his only offensive, swear-filled song or example of being a dick to a singer, and in fact he combined both into one song another time. There was a tenor with a really strong accent that he screwed with by making Latin that, when spoken in that accent, sounded kind of like German swearing. So it looked perfectly fine up until he started singing....
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2024 02:14 AM (aQ6iI)
Posted by: Miklos, who was in Philadephia because he won Second Prize at July 27, 2024 02:15 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Rodney Smith at July 27, 2024 02:16 AM (D86sc)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:17 AM (QSrLX)
Everywhere
Like Elvis
Posted by: Miklos, drinking PBR with Mojo Nixon and Elvis on Bigfoot's UFO
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Bigfoot drinking PBR? How come we never see Mrs. Bigfoot? Suspicious minds.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2024 02:19 AM (fwDg9)
Everywhere
Like Elvis
Posted by: Miklos, drinking PBR with Mojo Nixon and Elvis on Bigfoot's UFO
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Bigfoot drinking PBR? How come we never see Mrs. Bigfoot? Suspicious minds.
Posted by: scampydog
We have seen Mrs. Bigfoot. She was First Lady some years back.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 02:19 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 27, 2024 02:20 AM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL. Well played.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:21 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: 80's music
WHOA, Philly!
Posted by: Miklos, who was in Philadephia because he won Second Prize
Right now, they have a brain-addled jackass atop the ticket, who replaced another braid-addled jackass.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 02:21 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:23 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL. Well played.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:21
Oh my, you know Joan Rivers was dead within a week of saying Michele was a tranny?
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 27, 2024 02:30 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibratedtitbit #14 at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
I know this was posted over 4 hours ago, but I feel directly targeted by this comment.
Posted by: Peter Mark Roget at July 27, 2024 02:33 AM (tQE1P)
Posted by: Skip
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Taps phone, damned farady cage.
Posted by: scampydog
Cloudstruck!
Posted by: Miklos has movie idea, based on a True Story at July 27, 2024 02:35 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: scampydog
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It is a story of American grit. He was just an hourly worker at a paper plant in tiny Brevard, NC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2024 02:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Farmer
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We never even got to hear what George Carlin would've said about the Oblahblahs, as he died in 2008. More's the pity.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:36 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 02:36 AM (AVyeO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibratedtitbit #14 at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
I know this was posted over 4 hours ago, but I feel directly targeted by this comment.
Posted by: Peter Mark Roget at July 27, 2024 02:33
I'll be succinct...BLOW ME.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 27, 2024 02:37 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino
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An attempt to immanentize the eschaton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2024 02:40 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:40 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Tip of the cap to him. We need more like him. And grit is an underappreciated word.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:42 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor ONT calibratedtitbit #14 at July 26, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
I know this was posted over 4 hours ago, but I feel directly targeted by this comment.
Posted by: Peter Mark Roget at July 27, 2024 02:33
I'll be succinct...BLOW ME.
Posted by: Farmer
well.
We do like pithy.
Posted by: Miklosius Loquatianus at July 27, 2024 02:43 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Laughing Kummala, outreaching finger at July 27, 2024 02:44 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklos was born a poor white boy at July 27, 2024 02:46 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Laconic's Finest at July 27, 2024 02:47 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 02:47 AM (AVyeO)
Posted by: tankdemon
Oh, it did
YUM
Posted by: VP Buttygig at July 26, 2024 10:41 PM (1CnH+)
That made me feel dirty. And not in a fun way.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 27, 2024 02:50 AM (tQE1P)
You mean, like... "targeting" someone? Calling them racist, sexist, misogynist, or something like that? Deplorable, irredeemable?
Pfft.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Old Mama went to Brevard College in the 50s.
Oh, how times, things, and places have changed.
Posted by: the University of Miklos is not a boutique College o'Crazies at July 27, 2024 02:51 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Mr. Ray
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Respectfully disagree. I think we are beyond that - the AWFL's are going to get an eye poke. They (the left) have pushed too far.
Posted by: Laconic's Finest at July 27, 2024 02:53 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 02:53 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Fritz Miklos-Feld goes "POP" at July 27, 2024 02:53 AM (1CnH+)
You mean, like... accusing people of being Nazis, "literally hitler" or genocidal maniacs?
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 02:54 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Mr. Ray
Or just challenge them to duels.
Posted by: Solutions by Miklos at July 27, 2024 02:57 AM (1CnH+)
You mean, like... saying an entire movement must be eliminated, to "save our precioius democracy?"
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:57 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 02:58 AM (WsTZq)
You mean, like... saying an entire movement must be eliminated, to "save our precioius democracy?"
Posted by: JQ
Speaking the truth?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 27, 2024 02:58 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 02:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 03:00 AM (AVyeO)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:00 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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We will curry on.
Posted by: scampydog at July 27, 2024 03:01 AM (41CYW)
Thanks to whichever COB is on duty!
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:02 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mr. Ray
Your concern is noted, bitch.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 27, 2024 03:02 AM (elaR+)
It's #SCIENCE!
Posted by: smarmy, snot nosed, commie poster at July 27, 2024 03:02 AM (yKhjs)
Posted by: AP Style Guide AI at July 27, 2024 03:02 AM (1CnH+)
I'm trying to remember a Clint Eastwood themed parody with "loquacious". Ol' Clint was the opposite, "laconic".
It went something like Clint going, "You've got to ask yourself a question, how many (some complicated grammatical things) you used. Was it 5 or 6? Well, do you feel loquacious, punk? Well, do you?"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2024 03:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: smarmy, snot nosed, commie poster at July 27, 2024 03:05 AM (yKhjs)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:06 AM (njWTi)
https://youtu.be/UHXGBg6aCGE
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:08 AM (WsTZq)
I called one of my Kollidge friends "a classic laconic Oklahoman".
"Ok"
Posted by: Miklos is not much of a talker hisself at July 27, 2024 03:08 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Miklosius Loquatianus
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If.
Posted by: Laconic's Finest
When did girthy go out of style? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:09 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 03:11 AM (AVyeO)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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We will curry on.
Posted by: scampydog
The only color that matters is greens.
Posted by: Miklos is partial to collards at July 27, 2024 03:11 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 03:13 AM (AVyeO)
For only $2300 I couldn't say no.
Now to learn how to use it properly...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 27, 2024 03:14 AM (elaR+)
I have met Publius, and he didn't really seem so.
Then again, I took care not to dress provocatively.
Posted by: Miklos felt it as a Safe Place at July 27, 2024 03:16 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 27, 2024 03:16 AM (AVyeO)
Posted by: Mr. Ray
We've had enough of your type of parody, thank you.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 27, 2024 03:17 AM (elaR+)
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Sometimes, late at night, after nearly all readers have imbibed a bit...
There's a thing called a "sarc tag" to clarify one's intent.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos is not here for an Argument at July 27, 2024 03:18 AM (1CnH+)
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I thought a COB had "re-imagined" that post for you. Been known to happen.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:19 AM (njWTi)
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Sometimes, late at night, after nearly all readers have imbibed a bit...
There's a thing called a "sarc tag" to clarify one's intent.
Posted by: JQ
Who do you think you are calling me a drunk?!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:20 AM (WsTZq)
Lewd and lascivious conduct. Sort of a legal term of art like aid and abet.
Jeffrey Toobin would be the poster boy for lewd and lascivious conduct.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2024 03:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 03:23 AM (5p7BC)
For only $2300 I couldn't say no.
Now to learn how to use it properly...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
I went with the Parsec Thermal ZX-Gen 6 1280x1024 12-96x. Sometimes you just have to have the best no matter the cost.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:24 AM (WsTZq)
Who do you think you are calling me a drunk?!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
*a round for the house, barkeep*
Posted by: Miklos propped up in the corner over there at July 27, 2024 03:24 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos, Wayne, Garth and a 40mm Bofors at July 27, 2024 03:26 AM (1CnH+)
Jeffrey Toobin would be the poster boy for lewd and lascivious conduct.
Posted by: publius
That is a lot like saying Brian Stelter is the poster tater for hash browns and au grautins side dishes.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:29 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: smarmy, snot nosed, commie poster at July 27, 2024 03:29 AM (yKhjs)
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Luxury!
Stuck with just a flashlight and 3x9 here, boss!
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:29 AM (njWTi)
These are distinct forms of fun-making.
Posted by: Miklos Mainly makes Mockery at July 27, 2024 03:30 AM (1CnH+)
These are distinct forms of fun-making.
Posted by: Miklos Mainly makes Mockery
Sarcasm would like to a have a few words with you all outside.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:33 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: JQ
I studied law by the light of fireflies and my big brother's lit farts.
Posted by: Abraham Miklos-Lincoln at July 27, 2024 03:34 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Take it inside
Posted by: the moose outside, tellin' ya at July 27, 2024 03:35 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Abraham Miklos-Lincoln
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And didja practice cypherin' on the backside of a shovel, by firelight, with a piece o' charcoal?
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:36 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
We were lucky to get a chunk of charcoal, depending on how the lit farts went.
Dry farts...wet farts....we were poor, and happy to have anything at all.
Posted by: Abraham Miklos-Lincoln at July 27, 2024 03:41 AM (1CnH+)
Coward is such a quaint word. I am glad we have moved on from it.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:42 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 03:42 AM (njWTi)
The distinction between parody and satire is a thing in copyright law. Lawyers argue the difference. It's satire, not it's a parody.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2024 03:43 AM (w6EFb)
Mrs. Duke just dropped the power for about a minute. Now, I have to reset all the clocks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
This is not helpful. All I need to know is which one am I supposed to be hate.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:46 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Yes, basically
Parody is intended to be recognizable, based on some existing work.
Satire is about things, habits, styles, and people.
You can sue or get sued either way.
Posted by: Miklos has sued more often than he has been sued (O so far, wood upon-knocked) at July 27, 2024 03:50 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
and
both
or might work too
Posted by: Miklos in Soviet America at July 27, 2024 03:52 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Do not assume my gender
Posted by: Darleen at July 27, 2024 03:54 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 03:54 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
How long would that take, and how would you know?
Posted by: Epistemological Miklos at July 27, 2024 03:55 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos wants, if not deserves better at July 27, 2024 04:03 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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Whoa. That was *outstanding*!
Sorry to read that the extraordinary musician passed away.
Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Niiiiiiice.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 27, 2024 04:03 AM (elaR+)
The Shmenges - Cabbage Rolls and Coffee Polka
https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 27, 2024 04:03 AM (WsTZq)
Takes a couple of minutes for 4 clocks, since I have to get them synced to the second. Which is OCD....
>> and how would you know?
I don't. I go by what the NIST says, and they could be lying.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 27, 2024 04:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Candidus at July 27, 2024 09:51 AM (ogVp/)
Both are popular in their states, and would do well in 2028.
But that goes away if Harris wins. Then they need to wait until 2032 with Whitmer being out of sight for 6 years.
If Whitmer doesn't deliver MI then Harris needs to make up 16 EVs out of GA, AZ, and NV where she is well behind. GA could do it, but she would still need WI and PA.
Her map is very very hard.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 27, 2024 01:09 AM (5p7BC)
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I thought the same thing - especially for Shapiro. If he delivered a mostly honest election in PA and Trump won, he gets the shot at Vance in 2028, assuming the dems haven't snuck some nukes to Hamas by then.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 27, 2024 11:19 AM (9j0Kf)
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