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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Paul Cezanne
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:30 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4mrZ)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:31 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4mrZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4mrZ)
Round is a shape.
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 29, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at July 29, 2024 09:33 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Classic line at July 29, 2024 09:33 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 29, 2024 09:34 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
You wash your dog...let 'em outside...first thing they do?...roll in the dirt/something stinky.
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (gbOdA)
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)
Posted by: Eiffel 65 at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sir Cezanne a lot at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Would Hang ... Paul Cezanne at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (AUL7F)
The blue is calming, but the subjects are really not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Let us observe as the hunt unfolds.
Posted by: David Attenborough at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (Pijte)
Posted by: Bob Ross at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Miklos is surprise, no disappoint at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (8+g7D)
Year 1898–1905
Medium Oil-on-canvas
Dimensions 210.5 cm × 250.8 cm (82.9 in × 98.7 in)
Location Philadelphia Museum of Art, Philadelphia, United States
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Without the yoga pants at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (UkaBg)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2024
***
As long as you're on the right side of the ground, even a *blue* Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?
[ Cues up Elvis's "Moody Blue" ]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lizzo, Stacey, & Cora Segal, starring as "The Trig" at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (Xnrdt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Fats Domino at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Just think of the thousands of dedicated voters living on the streets right outside this museum shooting up as we respond to this thread.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (Y8lzz)
This is the largest, the last, and in many ways, the most ambitious work from Cézanne’s lifelong exploration of the time-honored theme of nudes in a landscape. It is also, perhaps, in its unfinished state, the purest and most serene witness to the man whom Paul Gauguin described as spending “entire days on mountaintops reading Virgil,” dreaming of wooded glades populated with beautiful figures who, if not exactly participants in a narrative as such, are full of animation and interaction. Perhaps it is its grand nobility—its authority as something beyond time, “like art in the museums,” as Cézanne said—that made it so attractive to many artists.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 29, 2024 09:38 AM (d8zPm)
Inconceivable!
Posted by: Vizzini at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (eDfFs)
It took him SEVEN years to paint THIS???? WTF????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
As the bathers got bigger, he had keep sending out for more paint.
Posted by: Miklos explains at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (1CnH+)
Imagine having the female form to work with and producing this?
Posted by: Would Hang ... Paul Cezanne at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (AUL7F)
_______
The past couple of centuries of art are a rebuke to the theory of constant progress.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (1bNHn)
How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are?
[Chorus]
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel?
Tell me now, how do I feel?
Posted by: New Order at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (oZhjI)
It took him SEVEN years to paint THIS???? WTF????
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
About a foot (width) a year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (gbOdA)
Let us observe as the hunt unfolds.
Posted by: David Attenborough at July 29, 2024
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I thought this was going to be Marlin Perkins
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
Butt cheeks are really hard to get right.
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 09:36 AM
No love for the fact that you can start on Monday and eat all week?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 09:40 AM (Xnrdt)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 29, 2024 09:32 AM (sJHOI)
You wash your dog...let 'em outside...first thing they do?...roll in the dirt/something stinky.
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
_______
I remember our mother exploding at my sister when she did just that.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 29, 2024 09:40 AM (1bNHn)
Picasso could paint a purty nekkid lady (and sometimes did) but he chose to paint them ugly - ON PURPOSE.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 29, 2024 09:40 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Just as the wild Lizzo stuffs her face to protect her girth, you too can protect your family with Mutual of Omaha.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:40 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (xcIvR)
Ok, I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 09:40 AM (8+g7D)
Posted by: Miklos the Aesthete at July 29, 2024 09:41 AM (1CnH+)
Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2024 09:41 AM (RrqtM)
Now I got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames
_______
I remember our mother exploding at my sister when she did just that.
Posted by: Eeyore
Your sister was a dog!?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM (8+g7D)
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Our corgi graduated from feces (as a puppy) to 3-day old carrion (carefully saved in the bush behind our house) when he got big enough to catch varmints.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2024 09:39 AM (xcIvR)
Tell me about it! All these damn implants, and mine still aren't big enough!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Just as the wild Lizzo stuffs her face to protect her girth, you too can protect your family with Mutual of Omaha.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024
***
This makes twice today I've LOL'd at an AoSHQ comment. Who says Mondays are always blue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM
He was a Euro. Metric system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (Xnrdt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (IXZGh)
There were a couple of attractive Canuck women though doing a photoshoot or something of each other so it wasn't all bad...
Posted by: New Order at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (/riCx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (OguvZ)
He was a Euro. Metric system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (Xnrdt)
I got 99 sockets but a 10mm ain't one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bobby Vinton at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (Aqu9a)
Sponge is going to be the one to clean this place up.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: New Order
How did you know they were Canucks?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Or so the song sez at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (DobEs)
She weighed just about 16 stone
And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
Now she looks like skin and bone
She looks like skin and bone
Do the meditation and yoga
And she's thrown away the good food guide
And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas and the pies
And now she looks like she's ready to die
You can't see her walk by
She son't eat no mashed potatoes
She don't eat no buttered scones
Stay away from carbohydrates
You're gonna look like skin and bone (skin and bone)
Posted by: Zombie Kinks at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
They used maple syrup as tanning oil.
Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Just as the wild Lizzo stuffs her face to protect her girth, you too can protect your family with Mutual of Omaha.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024
***
This makes twice today I've LOL'd at an AoSHQ comment. Who says Mondays are always blue?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Let's watch as Jim wades thru the mass of wet flesh.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)
Eureka
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (oZhjI)
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV)
They were lactating maple syrup of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: red speck at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (0Id0S)
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024
***
I keep hearing strains of Bobby Darin's "Clementine":
"She took the footbridge, way 'cross the water
Though she weighed two ninety-nine.
The old bridge trembled and disassembled
(Oops!) Dumped her into the foamy brine . . .
". . . Hey, you, sailor (Ho, ho), way out in your whaler
With your harpoon and your trusty line,
If she shows now, yell, "There she blows now!"
It just may be chunky Clementine!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
or alternate title: The Color of Rigor Mortis After Swimming in the Seine
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM (oZhjI)
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Worse. He'll be assigned to scrub their backs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Paul Cezanne at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:42 AM
He was a Euro. Metric system.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 09:43 AM (Xnrdt)
This painting equals 1 decigal.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: scottst at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (Pno9/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (/riCx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
They were lactating maple syrup of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
All of the sudden, you have my attention. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2024 09:47 AM (g8Ew
That's called a pasture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Land whales ho! at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (lRx9h)
This painting is really a doozy
It's so steamy it makes a boy woozy
It's a Herculean task
But Cezanne dares to ask
How many girls can you fit in a Jacuzzi?
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (uCfKO)
There were a couple of attractive Canuck women though doing a photoshoot or something of each other so it wasn't all bad...
Posted by: New Order at July 29, 2024 09:44 AM (oZhjI)
++++
Same thing happened to me. Minus the photoshoot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: bed head at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (+Wnnh)
Worse. He'll be assigned to scrub their backs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (7fElN)
Occupational hazard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024
***
Then Cezanne should have called it "Large Portrait of Bathers" or "View of Bathers -- Large."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: red speck at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (BHrzb)
I do get my syphilitic French perverts mixed up.
Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (CJrl6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM
They had Quebecois accents and were quite sun burned.
And the fact that they were putting maple syrup on their French Toastedness.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (Xnrdt)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 29, 2024 09:46 AM (tA1/w)
I had a very good Old Fashioned last night to drown my sorrow that there are people...deeply deluded people...who shake their Manhattans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: From about That Time at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (4780s)
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024
***
Quite a few, if it's one of those modernized do-it-in-a-day shower stalls Jacuzzi keeps advertising on TV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 09:51 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 09:51 AM (/riCx)
Posted by: Canadian girls hotographing each other naked at July 29, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
They brought their hockey sticks to the beach, eh?
Posted by: Or so the song sez at July 29, 2024 09:51 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:45 AM
And everyone goes straight to the maple syrup references without once mentioning beavers.
Sad. I am disappoint. Be better, Horde.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)
++++
Syntactic ambiguity is an ever-present problem. Taxonomy helps solve it, but leads to its own absurdities when taken to extremes.
"100 count 3.8" hex nuts" can become "Compression unit, threaded, hexagonal, steel, 3/8" OD, 100 count" and that is so precise as to make the thing being described non-obvious
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 09:52 AM (+K5s8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1)
You're such an elitist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 09:52 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024
***
I did manage to straighten out the Bernie-Bro in my former writing group on that first point. To this day, though, he still thinks Trump never graduated from college -- even though I point out Wiki (no fan of Trump) admits he graduated from the Wharton School in '68.
That group has devolved since I joined in '06. I'm well out of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 09:52 AM (+K5s
Fat, naked, and blue is no way to go through life son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 29, 2024 09:53 AM (lRx9h)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 09:53 AM (PXvVL)
He want's to hid it in none of those fat turd cutters
Posted by: Hoggin' at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (og5mY)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:52 AM (HnUIn)
fastener sub-units
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Most guys at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024
***
Waved a plate of hot cinnamon rolls in front of them
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu)
++++
The benefit of paintings is that the artist could exclude the plate and its contents from the final rendering.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
Au bon pain sounds like a wrestling move in the US and something to keep a woman with a sweet tooth happy in France
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (oZhjI)
The CIA has actually taken time to issue a denial that would be Trump assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks was part of an infamous agency mind control program.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (9Lk6I)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 09:53 AM (PXvVL)
Fat people tend to be slow and lethargic.
Posted by: And he promised them croissants after at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (lRx9h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (+K5s8)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes
Industrial velcro.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (+Wnnh)
Its true you reichwingers
Posted by: Armand who works for DHS at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (oZhjI)
The CIA has actually taken time to issue a denial that would be Trump assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks was part of an infamous agency mind control program.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Seriously? I hadn't even heard such insane speculation.
But now I have to acknowledge the possibility, thanks to the axiom of "never believe a rumor until it has been confirmed with an official denial."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:57 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:57 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw
Or the Virginia Beach boardwalk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
I had a very good Old Fashioned last night to drown my sorrow that there are people...deeply deluded people...who shake their Manhattans, and we call such people Pillars of Goodness and Light Upholding Western Culture and Society.*
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1)
*CYTFU - Completed Your Thought For You
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2024 09:58 AM (eDfFs)
Lay off the deep fried Twinkies.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:57 AM (LkLld)
Next thing he knew he was blue, bloated and buck naked lying on the shore with no memory of how he got there
Posted by: Fried twinkies will at July 29, 2024 09:58 AM (lRx9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (+K5s8)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:57 AM (LkLld)
++++
I have a major sweet tooth and an abiding love of fried foods.
The very thought of those - or deep-fried Snickers bars or Oreos - make my stomach churn. Maybe they're great. I dunno. I never want to try one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)
Au bon pain sounds like a wrestling move in the US and something to keep a woman with a sweet tooth happy in France
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024
***
Those guys? Ha! Cinnabon is where it's at.
Posted by: Saul Goodman in Nebraska at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
Barbara Butch, the woman in the center, posted this photo to her Instagram, admitting that this photo had everything to do with them mocking the scriptures.
She then deleted it a few hours later and called it “the feast of the Gods”.
Nope. Caught.
https://tinyurl.com/226jtppv
screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 09:48 AM (0FoWg)
Judges would have accepted BARN.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: JackStraw
Or the Virginia Beach boardwalk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
People! Please! I was at the Outer Banks last week.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 09:59 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 10:00 AM (+K5s8)
There are some lilies that do not need gilding.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:00 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 10:00 AM (+K5s
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And, more important, was it shaken or stirred?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)
The very thought of those - or deep-fried Snickers bars or Oreos - make my stomach churn. Maybe they're great. I dunno. I never want to try one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Deep fried Reese Big Cups are my fav!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:01 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 10:00 AM (+K5s
That's a big damn Twinkie.
Posted by: Winston Zeddmore at July 29, 2024 10:01 AM (lRx9h)
Posted by: LASue at July 29, 2024 10:01 AM (Blz00)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Says the guy who officially denies that he's a cop...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
Even worse when the indoctrination is self-reinforcing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024
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Exactly. The Bernie-Bro I've ranted about before is 70-something, a Vietnam vet, a working-class stiff (electrician) all his life; and yet he refuses to wake up to what the Dems have done and are doing. Sad.
(I'll be charitable and suppose, since I haven't seen him since last October, that the surge in inflation has wobbled the pillars of his Dem platform . . . but I doubt it.)
Posted by: Saul Goodman in Nebraska at July 29, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
kirstenjoyweiss
I made the Olympic shortlist, world cups, world champs, gold medals etc, Trained at Olympic Training Center, & enjoy world class levels in an Olympic sport for decades. Enjoying continued fun & success today (beyond that game)
But I saw behind the curtain of the Wizard of Oz LONG ago
NOW…so do you.
This is some vile [poop emoji] that many are shocked by… however the Olympics have been this level of darkness underneath the shiny veneer for a LONG LONG time.Corruption, cheating, drugs, greed, lies, threats, bribes, sexual manipulation & abuse… the list goes on and I just learn more as the years progress - from my direct experience years ago, as well as from athlete friends still clinging to the game.
Is it any surprise? No. Not to anyone who’s been in it. We keep our mouths shut mostly. What can we say? But now… seeing this… we can not be silent.
A certain amount of athletes have enjoyed success honestly in our sports. It’s a ton of fun on the surface at times, especially at the start when we are more naive. but make no mistake… we have clawed our way through muck we never knew existed, underneath all the shiny “glory”.
(Part 1)
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:02 AM (QAK8m)
Posted by: LASue
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A twofer is that NBC has the US rights and this will punish their profitability if people turn off that filth.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:02 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:02 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: JackStraw
Or the Virginia Beach boardwalk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
People! Please! I was at the Outer Banks last week
*Ahem.*
Posted by: The Flora-Bama at July 29, 2024 10:03 AM (DobEs)
Lay off the deep fried Twinkies.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 09:57 AM (LkLld)
Next thing he knew he was blue, bloated and buck naked lying on the shore with no memory of how he got there
Posted by: Fried twinkies will at July 29, 2024 09:58 AM (lRx9h)
It's one of the sad, untold stories of the twinky cult.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 29, 2024 10:03 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 09:53 AM (PXvVL)
Fat people tend to be slow and lethargic.
Posted by: And he promised them croissants after at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM (lRx9h)
*starts to counter argue*
He's right, you know.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2024 10:03 AM (Aqu9a)
The JD Vance treatment by the establishment right, versus the Kamala treatment by the establishment left, sums up the messaging trap the GOP constantly finds itself in.
The GOP establishment will echo bullshit lib narratives about conservatives in an effort to appear “sensible” to the people who hate them. While the libs who hate them attack the same establishment GOP types for speaking the truth about Kamala Harris.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:03 AM (gbOdA)
Worth it? Perhaps. But this organization no longer deserves our genuine energy and excellence -- or praise.
It’s time to move beyond this. I have. We all can. We are better and healthier for it. The limits are lifted.
All of us have seen corruption & downright evil prosper at times. It’s simply added obstacle in the quest. But we eventually choose which quest is worthy of our hearts.
We love our sports. We love performing honestly.
Eventually we ALL see behind the curtain of the Wizard of Oz.
Welcome to the SHOW.
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:04 AM (QAK8m)
Is Barbara Butch their actual name or this is for comedic effect?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:04 AM (/riCx)
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at July 29, 2024 10:04 AM (yhCZc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (+K5s8)
CIA Denies Trump Shooter Was Subject Of MKUltra Program
To be fair,
the CIA did admit that participants in the blasphemous Last Supper Parody at the Olympics were all subjects in the MKUltra Program.
So, you know...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024
***
I had that sandwich a couple of times at Bennigan's, long ago. Half of it had to come home with me, since it was pretty big, and I never heated it up right (no microwave in those days); I either burned it or took it out still cold in the middle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
(Part 1)
Posted by: LizLem
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Given the stakes, we should not be surprised that some competitors decide to win by any means necessary. Becuz 'athletes' or 'Olympics' does not mean virtuous individuals always. Some are and some aren't.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: JackStraw
Or the Virginia Beach boardwalk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
People! Please! I was at the Outer Banks last week
*Ahem.*
Posted by: The Flora-Bama at July 29, 2024 10:03 AM (DobEs)
Ola!
Posted by: One Ton Tomatoes strolling South Padre Island, Texas at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (lgkBv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Had a bit of one once. It was enough--desserts and main dishes should be separate imho.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (+eJ8V)
The lament of Paul Cezanne's daughter:
(Who weighed rather more than she oughter)
"When I lay on the beach
All the folks within reach
Try to push me right back in the water!"
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:05 AM (qdbNv)
++++
The inclusion of things such as "committee" or "national" reduces the odds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Kris at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (EwaUh)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (qdbNv)
++++
:: fist-bump ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)
All the folks within reach
Try to push me right back in the water!"
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024
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Third LOL today
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)
Nothing like a plate of bacon and eggs with a strawberry topped Belgian waffle (no syrup though if you have enough strawberries)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI)
Apparently, I have a drinking problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2024 10:08 AM (+K5s8)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:08 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 10:08 AM (8+g7D)
At least the Olympics used to be good. Bud light has tasted like piss for as long as its been around
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:08 AM (oZhjI)
>>The GOP establishment will echo bullshit lib narratives about conservatives in an effort to appear “sensible” to the people who hate them. While the libs who hate them attack the same establishment GOP types for speaking the truth about Kamala Harris.
Again, for all practical purposes, there is no oppositional party to the Democrats, the GOP in whole and in part is an illegitimate political party, properly understood.
This was apparent in 2007, it's even more apparent now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 10:08 AM (XV/Pl)
Whig, so true. Like politics, why NOT cheat? There is just far too much money and power at stake.
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:09 AM (QAK8m)
This is how I feel about you animals that pour maple syrup onto sausage - or worse - scrapple.
You probably desecrate hotdogs with ketchup too!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:09 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024
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Yesterday I had a buttered waffle with scrambled eggs, and some raspberries on the side. Delicious.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 10:09 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024
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"Pour that stuff back in the horse"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: 18-1
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I don't care much for Budweiser either and care much less now that I stopped drinking any beer due to conflict with medication reasons. At the end, I was only drinking stout or other dark beers anyway.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (qdbNv)
Elon Musk @elonmusk 8h
I think the risk of this is very real
Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman 15h
The United States will become Venezuela if Trump is not elected.
https://tinyurl.com/ukms72kj
screencap; also sounds like she's running for office in Venezuela although in a way she is; and Elon's been busy today!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: 18-1
This begs a certain question but hey, who am I to judge?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (lgkBv)
Posted by: And he promised them croissants after at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM
Apparently you've never seen me dancing. My hips are humming in the wind.
Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt sisters at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (Xnrdt)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2024 10:10 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (+eJ8V)
TODAY-Join me along w/Pete Buttigieg-Gov. Roy Cooper-Rep. Adam Schiff-Bradley Whitford-Jimmy Williams-David Hogg-George Goehl-Ben Wikler-Josh Gad-Jon Cooper-Rory O’Malley-Michael Kelly-Misha Collins-Scott Galloway-Josh Groban & countless others ALL dedicated to electing
@KamalaHarris
as the next #POTUS🇺🇸
There is moar testosterone in the Green Room (pasture) of The View.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (gbOdA)
Are all within reach
With a tray of Monte Cristo sammiches.
How they love to lie around
Girls in blue and big and round
Posted by: Brian Wilson discarded lyrics at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (Aqu9a)
Alternate title: Healthy At Any Size.
I like this one. There isn't a great amount of detail but it's a scene with some kind of story to tell and I like the colors.
Would hang.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (zFde3)
I think the real meaning of avant-garde is shitty painter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: LizLem
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And people that should know better always emulate Captain Reneau who is shocked, shocked, that gambling could occur.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (Z1jJH)
Because I'm absolutely certain that the event was an Feeb Op, beginning, middle and end.
MY VERSION of a House Oversight Committee hearing for Wray, would include some burly Physical Attendants, and Waterboarding by way of extracting Honest, Complete and Factual testimony.
Live, on Free TV. Let the whole world witness the baring of lies, and the telling of truth.
If only, sports fans... /wishfulthinking
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: And he promised them croissants after at July 29, 2024 09:56 AM
Apparently you've never seen me dancing. My hips are humming in the wind.
Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt sisters at July 29, 2024
***
"What we gonna do here is go back . . . *way* back . . . back into time . . . You take the average caveman . . . at home . . . listening to his stereo . . ."
Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch Revisited at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Don't fencers say 'Avant-garde' before a match?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (6WCwE)
TODAY-Join me along w/Pete Buttigieg-Gov. Roy Cooper-Rep. Adam Schiff-Bradley Whitford-Jimmy Williams-David Hogg-George Goehl-Ben Wikler-Josh Gad-Jon Cooper-Rory O’Malley-Michael Kelly-Misha Collins-Scott Galloway-Josh Groban & countless others ALL dedicated to electing @KamalaHarris as the next #POTUS🇺🇸
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:11 AM (gbOdA)
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I am not surprised that celebrity endorsements are still a thing, but I'd be somewhat surprised if they matter. These people are evil idiots beholden to a system run by evil psychopaths. Thanks to social media, that is more apparent than ever.
Are celebrity endorsements still worth anything?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (HnUIn)
I think the real meaning of avant-garde is shitty painter.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
But it sounds classy, so it helps justify the painting prices. Was he painting to launder money for his corrupt official father, too?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (lgkBv)
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024 10:06 AM (uCfKO)
I reached into the great fish's blowhole
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Only un-American commies do that.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (gq+Pq)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: whig
What's so funny?
The Canadian women's soccer team loses six points and three coaches are sent home and barred from coaching for a year over a drone spying scandal for flying drones over the New Zealanders during training sessions.
And yet, MLB publishes when spring training opens and is happy when fans come out to watch.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:14 AM (+Wnnh)
With chunky blue wimmen . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2024 10:14 AM (Aqu9a)
🚨🚨🚨 Yes, Sen. Mark Kelly directly worked to secure an investment in his balloon company from Chinese firm Ten Cent (and got it) -- and then the Defense Counterintelligence Security Agency, DCSA, SUSPENDED the process to grant Kelly's company clearance for U.S. defense work.
I've included the there main stories I wrote.
The spokesperson for Kelly's balloon company lied to me that they had secured DCSA's seal of approval.
The DCSA aims to protect U.S. security assets from malign foreign influence.
I first broke these stories back in 2020 - and then followed up on them in 2023 when a Chinese spy balloon was traversing our country.
I thought it was pretty relevant at the time. Here's the three stories I broke on in reverse chronology - the latest, in 2023, and then the two stories I first broke in 2020 on the same topic.
https://tinyurl.com/4b8e7s2b
[article links]
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:14 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (HnUIn)
Let us ask Bud Light!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:14 AM (gbOdA)
I thought leftists wanted us to be more like our European betters?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:15 AM (LkLld)
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The Drag tranny's stage name.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:15 AM (wse2C)
Are celebrity endorsements still worth anything?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Tay Tay's endorsement of the Dem in Tennessee gubernatorial race several years ago did not lead that guy to victory.
Basically, what I can recollect from the research, it confirms the votes that the candidate would already get anyway. Does little otherwise except perhaps for fundraising.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:15 AM (qdbNv)
I have no idea who most of these people are aside from the politicians and David Hogg, nor do I care.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:15 AM (gq+Pq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 10:15 AM (Xnrdt)
Basically, what I can recollect from the research, it confirms the votes that the candidate would already get anyway. Does little otherwise except perhaps for fundraising.
Posted by: whig at J
She's been on a one woman mission to get Martha Blackburn ousted for years, and Martha wins by more every election.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM
Ketchup on hot dogs for the win...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (IyPmt)
https://tinyurl.com/4b8e7s2b
[article links]
Posted by: andycanuck
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Kelly's ex wife (not Gabby) also filed a restraining order on him. My guess is short man's syndrome.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Ketchup on hot dogs inevitably leads to the Gulag for mustard lovers.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:17 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:17 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:18 AM (gq+Pq)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 10:18 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (IyPmt)
Are celebrity endorsements still worth anything?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (HnUIn)
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I didn't know it was okay culturally to support Democrats as a white man until Mark Hamill told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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I hate celebrities in politics--it is usually the result of their PR handlers that urge them to do it. As I said, it probably helps at fundraisers as donors often like to hang around with celebrities and get their pix taken with them. I doubt it matters much to actual voters. Dunno whether it matters to ballots.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (qdbNv)
whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you be painting me with that broad brush.
Ketchup on hot dogs is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (LkLld)
I think the endorsements don’t make someone go from Trump to Kumala. What they do is reinforce that. It’s cool to like Kumala. It’s marketing like for any other product. Nobody buys Nike shoes because they’re a good product. They buy them because it’s cool to wear Nikes.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (+eJ8V)
George Takei @GeorgeTakei 17h
Trump and Vance are just too weird for America . And I attend Trek conventions. #TrumpIsWeird
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 15h
Wait are they seriously going with the “they’re weird” punch line?
This from the party of weirdos?
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (CIS44)
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Because Tay-Tay hates women.
It's the only explanation for opposing a female candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
One a bratwurst, though? No sale. Mustard if you have to, horseradish if you can.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (gq+Pq)
God & dog.
Dog & God.
It checks out.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (GGGBN)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (LkLld)
Yes.. Must have yellow mustard with the ketchup
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (IyPmt)
Wait are they seriously going with the “they’re weird” punch line?
This from the party of weirdos?
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (wse2C)
Let's go with it MAWA... Make America Weird Again
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:16 AM (CIS44)
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Because Tay-Tay hates women.
It's the only explanation for opposing a female candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Resist the vaginatrirchy!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (Aoykm)
This from the party of weirdos?
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 202
***
The party of hair-sniffers, cross-dressers, puppy-play aficionados, trans-genderenes, drag queens at the White House, and worse?
Uh-huh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:19 AM (qdbNv)
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There's obviously a level of diminishing returns when it comes to money in political campaigns.
It's probably much more complicated than just levels of money, needing to include overall knowledge of the race and personalities within the electorate, but Senate races at the state level seem to be the point, in my mind, where the diminishing returns become incredibly obvious and undeniable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
In a sane world where the GOPe wasn't just controlled opposition she'd be a "moderate Republican"...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (oZhjI)
The Canadian women's soccer team loses six points and three coaches are sent home and barred from coaching for a year over a drone spying scandal for flying drones over the New Zealanders during training sessions.
And yet, MLB publishes when spring training opens and is happy when fans come out to watch.
Posted by: rickb223
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College football has had its rotten apples even back to the Univ. of Chicago ending its program over it. Baseball has had drug and betting scandals galore and so on.
Make the stakes large enough in money or celebrity, a certain percentage of people will lie, cheat, steal, or do whatever it takes to get to the top.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 10:13 AM (gq+Pq)
God & dog.
Dog & God.
It checks out.
Posted by: Robert
Bringing dogs forth from wolves is the best idea humans were ever allowed by God to think we came up with by ourselves. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2024 09:58 AM (eDfFs)
There are people whose sense of taste is so warped that they need frothy drinks just to feel something...anything...in their mouths.
Perhaps you should go all out with your bourbon cocktails and mix it with a a nice cold and frothy Coke!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)
It's perfect. The left will say kissing is white supremacy.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:23 AM (GGGBN)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 10:23 AM (W/lyH)
>>This from the party of weirdos?
Dude, Marco Rubios Presidential ambitions were dashed by taking a sip of water and getting into an argument about had size.
Potentially anything can capsize your ambitions given the right circumstances.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 10:24 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM (qdbNv)
Huh?
Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at July 29, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)
Isn't that Kevin Spacey...the gay pedo that has had three of his victims "commit suicide" shortly after they came forward?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:24 AM (oZhjI)
Fruit Loops -or- Froot Loops
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024 10:25 AM (m6NVp)
Perhaps you should go all out with your bourbon cocktails and mix it with a a nice cold and frothy Coke!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Single malt scotch. Neat.
If you need more than that, I feel for you.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:25 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: The Mandela affect at July 29, 2024 10:26 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: 18-1
He makes my skin crawl just watching him.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:26 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2024
***
When I was in grammar and junior high school, kids would call that little loop on the back of your oxford shirt a "fruit loop." I had no idea what they were getting at.
Not then, I didn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (J2vNu)
McDonald’s reports first drop in sales since 2020 as customers to pull back spending trib.al/e453t81
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Bidenomics.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: 18-1
He makes my skin crawl just watching him.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:26 AM (+Wnnh)
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Would have made a great John Paul Getty III.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
It's probably much more complicated than just levels of money, needing to include overall knowledge of the race and personalities within the electorate, but Senate races at the state level seem to be the point, in my mind, where the diminishing returns become incredibly obvious and undeniable.
Completely agree. Political consultants don't seem to be able to think beyond "buy TV ads", although some of Trump's team do seem to be embracing newer stuff. Remember the Trump profile rising to the background of Thus Spake Zarathustra?
Also, this article by Mark Simon is spot on. His thesis is that gaslighting is now very much more difficult, because there is a large community of people out there trying to make a name for themselves by showing that the "speaker" is full of crap. TBH, it reminds me of a scientific conference, where everyone wants to show how smart they are by dunking on the speaker. It has the very salutory effect of making people afraid to get too far ahead of the data.
https://tinyurl.com/hvt6x3pd
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (xCA6C)
McDonald’s reports first drop in sales since 2020 as customers to pull back spending trib.al/e453t81
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Bidenomics.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (wse2C)
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But the GDP number.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
Two top House security aides under then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi got stark warnings from police the night before the Jan. 6 riots that protesters might try to breach the U.S. Capitol through its tunnel systems and block lawmakers from voting to certify Joe Biden's presidential election win, according to newly obtained memos and text messages.
The documents obtained by Just the News also confirm that Pelosi's team played a role in the botched security planning for that fateful day.
"We have identified numerous open source comments indicating groups intentions of finding the tunnel entrances and confronting/blocking the MOCs (Members of Congress)," Capitol Police Deputy Chief Sean Gallagher wrote Deputy House Sergeant at Arms Tim Blodgett at 8:55 p.m. on Jan. 5, 2021 in an email that got forwarded overnight to Blodgett's boss, then-Sergeant at Arms Paul Irving.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mayor Larry Vaughn at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (wGerL)
Google Communications
@Google_Comms
There was no manual action taken. Our systems have protections against Autocomplete predictions associated with political violence, which were working as intended prior to this horrific event. We’re working on improvements to ensure our systems are more up to date. Of course, Autocomplete is just a tool to help people save time, and they can still search for anything they want to. Following this terrible act, people turned to Google to find high-quality information – we connected them with helpful results, and will continue to do so.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (LkLld)
McDonald’s reports first drop in sales since 2020 as customers to pull back spending
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Bidenomics.
Posted by: andycanuck
I ordered a milkshake at a ice cream place yesterday. $8.75
Almost 9 ******* dollars for a milkshake? Yes, I am at a vacation spot but really?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:29 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Politician endorsements rarely make a difference (Trump appears to be the exception in primaries at least) and even FDR got his comeuppance at interfering in the 1938 Democrat Senate primaries to get FDR stooges to replace some moderate opposition to his increasingly radical agenda.
They do matter as far as access to donors and somewhat favorable news coverage but they probably cost as many votes as they gain because some voters also hate celebrities as well.
From what I recollect, political science research basically showed no statistical significance to overall effect on elections itself but significant effects on campaign funds raised and coverage. Pretty much a wash. Celebrity candidates are a bit different and it can lead to wins at the primary level and perhaps at the higher level as well--see John Glenn and Harrison Schmitt (also Jack Swigert).
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:29 AM (qdbNv)
>>Bidenomics.
When a morning breakfast run at Dunkin and McDonalds cost 35 dollars, people are going to simply spending that kind of ludicrous money for a convenience item.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 10:29 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 29, 2024 10:30 AM (PWI4f)
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 10:30 AM (RHGPo)
>>Almost 9 ******* dollars for a milkshake? Yes, I am at a vacation spot but really?
Ersatz Vincent Vega: 9 dollars for a Milk Shake, that better be one hell of a milk shake.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 10:30 AM (XV/Pl)
There was no manual action taken. Our systems have protections against Autocomplete predictions associated with political violence, which were working as intended prior to this horrific event. We’re working on improvements to ensure our systems are more up to date. Of course, Autocomplete is just a tool to help people save time, and they can still search for anything they want to. Following this terrible act, people turned to Google to find high-quality information – we connected them with helpful results, and will continue to do so.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl)
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LOL. Sure. Google hasn't been a good search engine designed to help people find "high-quality information" since its inception. Its secret was connecting people to popular information, and that often correlated in the past but didn't need to.
But even that era is over. It's now designed to connect people to "appropriate" information.
It's a bad search engine now. Sorry. You made your bed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (HnUIn)
And, of course, it doesn't hurt that Trump is himself a master at marketing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
Also the left: The increases in food prices are Trump's fault.
Also, also the left: Its good for you that you can't afford a big mac any more fatty. You should be thanking Biden!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: The Flora-Bama at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (DobEs)
And, of course, it doesn't hurt that Trump is himself a master at marketing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
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It's just too bad he's not a quality candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: 18-1
He makes my skin crawl just watching him.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:26 AM (+Wnnh)
There was some pity piece on him last week? Having to live in a hovel somewhere because of legal $$?
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (Aqu9a)
Is...is that wrong?
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (xLKvU)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (xcIvR)
Musk's response:
"I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America".
Heh.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (PXvVL)
True enough, but I fled to the NFL before the hammer comes down, so they can't touch me now.
Posted by: Jim Hargaugh at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (Y1sOo)
There was no manual action taken. Our systems have protections against Autocomplete predictions associated with political violence, which were working as intended prior to this horrific event. We’re working on improvements to ensure our systems are more up to date. Of course, Autocomplete is just a tool to help people save time, and they can still search for anything they want to. Following this terrible act, people turned to Google to find high-quality information – we connected them with helpful results, and will continue to do so.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl)
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Demonstrably false. I typed in "Gabby Giffords" and Google autocompleted "shooting." First thing that came up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 10:32 AM (tT6L1)
Says the guy who stirs his drinks with his d***.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (xCA6C)
.. dustbin of history
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 29, 2024 10:22 AM
My pampered dog agrees.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (4p0Xq)
Demonstrably false. I typed in "Gabby Giffords" and Google autocompleted "shooting." First thing that came up.
Doesn't matter - all the NPCs will get their talking points now and you will hear this explanation endlessly from them and no not a one will test it the way you did.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (9Lk6I)
Also left: greedy corporations must be banned from raising prices
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (+eJ8V)
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That's (D)ifferent.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (CIS44)
You're paying 9 bucks for an ersatz ingredient chemistry experiment that doesn't even taste good, and is probably contraindicated for your liver.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (VRzI3)
Honestly, it bugged me that Paris would mock Christians using something so iconically Italian. It made no sense to me.
There is an alternative option. What if the art director DID pull from a pic of Christ...and pulled from one IN THE LOUVRE ITSELF?
Behold: The Wedding at Cana from Louvre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wedding_at_Cana
A boisterous, celebratory feast like we saw at the opening ceremony. And Christ's halo is MUCH more like the one the zaftig lady was wearing.
Once I realized this, I could not un-realize it. Am I on to something, or crazy?
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (QAK8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (LkLld)
We're all strange animals.
https://youtu.be/4FQwxrGUxRg
Posted by: Lawrence Gowan at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: blake
Type in Gabby Giffords Holding AR-15
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:28 AM (LkLld)
Confirmed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1)
I actually favor term limits for SCOTUS. I've had more than enough of dessicated fossils making law. However, any new policy would have to start in 8-12 years, so the Dems can't use the change just to get rid of a court they don't like.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:35 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:36 AM (wse2C)
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Back about a ten to fifteen years ago when I engaged in empirical research, at least in congressional primaries, money demonstrated a cubic relationship with percentage of vote and winning. At a certain extreme point, one can simply buy the election personally (see Michael Huffington's win for a congressional seat in California or Jon Corzine's win over Franks in NJ). But, for most elections, there is a certain threshold of money that a candidate must raise (probably also correlates from memory with their overall candidate quality) to be a serious contender. If one has credible opposition, then as the amount spent rises, the chances of victory actually start dipping because the opposition is a quality candidate too. But at a certain stage, in state races or perhaps even a governor's race (see Corzine again), vastly overspending the opponent can end up increasing one's vote share over the normal baseline.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:36 AM (qdbNv)
Bring charges against Kagan for writing in favor of Obamacare and then voting for it as a judge for example...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (oZhjI)
"I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America".
Heh.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy
Professor Suggon Deeznutz is my favorite political philosopher.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (xCA6C)
And he only makes lowballs, because...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (d9fT1)
https://is.gd/jwMAgD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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It's in the bag, man.
It's in the bag man
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (xLKvU)
In part, "The Large Bathers, 1898-1905 is the largest of Cezanne's pictures and because it is also the most formal in aspect, it has been cited often as an example of his ideal of composition and his restoration of classic monumentality after its lapse during the nineteenth century. It is exceptional among his work, however, in the marked symmetry and the adaptation of the nude forms to the triangular pattern of the trees and river. There is here, a search for constraining forms, an over-determined order which has to do with Cezanne's anxiety about women. Beautiful as it is, the composition is not the typical Renaissance pyramid, for the largest figures and the greatest compactness are in smaller pyramids at the sides; the central part, which is usually filled by a dominant object, is empty or unstressed, and the apex is intercepted by the frame. The triangle here is a form of constraint, with another expression than the older solemn design."
(Reading all suggested.)
No, wouldn't hang the huge, strange painting but it's exhibited locally. (The Philadelphia Museum of Art)
Thanks.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Jim Hargaugh
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He cared for us so much! We totally weren't his booty call while he waited for another NFL gig. He's gonna call us back, and we'll be happy together.
Posted by: Michigan Fan Base at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (jh/pJ)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer
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Easy enough.
Posted by: Noah at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (loGH0)
Almost 9 ******* dollars for a milkshake? Yes, I am at a vacation spot but really?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:29 AM (6WCwE
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She feels your pain:
https://youtube.com/shorts/xc0knGEB2L8?si=vlt3N3uyrjA1w1y3
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (JfxgE)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM
Big brown beaver in play?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2024 10:38 AM (4p0Xq)
I actually favor term limits for SCOTUS. I've had more than enough of dessicated fossils making law. However, any new policy would have to start in 8-12 years, so the Dems can't use the change just to get rid of a court they don't like.
Posted by: Archimedes
Pure politics as no successful meaningful amendment has passed since the right for women to vote and prohibition ended. Most of the rest since then has been inside baseball or the odd 27th Amendment which languished for centuries before being revived and ratified.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:39 AM (qdbNv)
Interesting. However, the ad density for congressional primaries is much lower than it is for a presidential campaign. Did you look at the latter? I'd be very surprised if there isn't an asymptote, if not an actual drop in voters because they're so sick of the ads.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:39 AM (xCA6C)
15 and 75. Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:39 AM (+eJ8V)
Professor Suggon B. Deeznutz?
Professor Suggon Bofa Deeznutz? I took his class!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:39 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2024 10:40 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:33 AM (xCA6C)
And he only makes lowballs, because...
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:40 AM (xCA6C)
15 and 75. Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad
Identical to what Congress should have.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:40 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 10:40 AM (LkLld)
The transition will require no less than $3 trillion in new capital from many sources each year between now and 2050
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bud Norton at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (6cOMd)
Bring charges against Kagan for writing in favor of Obamacare and then voting for it as a judge for example...
Posted by: 18-1
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The only thing stopping leftists is for normal people to reject them and their evil premises. Like Stan, leftists deal in inversions and it is best to have no deal with them whatsoever.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (qdbNv)
The transition will require no less than $3 trillion in new capital from many sources each year between now and 2050
Posted by: SMOD at
Sooner or later we are talking about real money.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Long Memory at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (CV8a5)
15 and 75. Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:39 AM (+eJ8V)
I have no prob with this in theory. But it HAS to apply to congress as well. And it's the executive branch meddling with the two other branches to make them less powerful, so its own power increases.
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2024 10:40 AM (4p0Xq)
I’d love to. Except scotus ,ironically enough said no to that idea.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (+eJ8V)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (xjTDL)
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The grifting is getting out of hand.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: whig
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Too many people base their voting decision on how they perceive the candidate via commercials. A sub group are those who are somewhat informed but because of constant commercial repetition change their mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (6ZHNK)
I wouldn't be surprised if term limits for SCOTUS are much more popular than the ERA. Prohibition was deeply unpopular, so its repeal was also very popular. Thus, I wouldn't write it off just yet.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (xCA6C)
Cuz that's a good 'un.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 10:37 AM (xLKvU)
Google image search brings up a bunch of them ... but one of the artists is 'Paulo ...'.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 29, 2024 10:42 AM (d8zPm)
The transition will require no less than $3 trillion in new capital from many sources each year between now and 2050
Posted by: SMOD
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She can call for whatever she likes but that amount of money world wide is not there to grift. In the US, it would require spending about 3/4 of all federal taxes on that and nothing else.
Perfect example of utopianism that Yellen knows can never be achieved in real life. Nasty filthy liar she is.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:43 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:43 AM (L/fGl)
$2 for the government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:43 AM (d9LQi)
BREAKING - Iowa bans most abortions after about six weeks
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:43 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (CIS44
She's as much a "climate scientist" as she is an "economist".
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 10:43 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: whig
She is also very dumb.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Archimedes
I do, it is not enough to be popular but you have to do it over time 2/3rds of each house of Congress and then 3/4's of both houses (aside from Nebraska) of state legislatures. Even the ERA did not make it under those conditions.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (qdbNv)
Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal.
I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Replying to @GavinNewsom
I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷♂️
https://tinyurl.com/3xmmd8aw
Bob @BikingForTrump Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
Ah yes, I believe he studied under the legendary Professor Tee Baggs.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Not to mention Pullitsir Prize winner Dr Head, first name Dick
The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously agreed in Hustler v. Falwell, that a parody, *which no reasonable person expected to be true*, was protected free speech.
Gavin is (TO OUR SHOCK 😱
not a reasonable person.Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:45 AM (d9LQi)
Body Positive Bathers, thank you very much!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2024 10:45 AM (xG4kz)
I mean, as long as we're playing this game...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 10:45 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:12 AM (HnUIn)
To the sorts of people who would vote for Harris, the people who believe that anyone famous must be smart, yes.
On the other hand, they were gonna vote for her anyway, even if they didn't vote.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 29, 2024 10:45 AM (U7wke)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 10:45 AM (+eJ8V)
The transition will require no less than $3 trillion in new capital from many sources each year between now and 2050
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If you're honest you've got to admire this. It's the perfect federal program.
$3T/year, year after year, and it helps no one. Not one single person.
Posted by: Noah at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (loGH0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Senator serves at the pleasure of the governor.
House three term limit.
No salary only a per diem
Same insurance as available to the public
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: BruceWayne
I consider her a liar rather than dumb. She knows what she is saying is impossible but says it anyway to appease the leftist god of Global Warming adherents. All it does is set the stage for trying to show the Green Nude Eel was actually far less than it needed to be and set up a Harris administration to institute part two of the grift should she win.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (qdbNv)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
NEW - South Korean spy agency says North Korean leader’s daughter is ‘likely successor’
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: spindrift at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (d9LQi)
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I wonder what Professor Suggon Deeznutz would say about that
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (L/fGl)
I understand your point, but I think SCOTUS limits would be more popular, and over time. The ERA was not popular, and became less so as people figured out the implications, many of which (unisex bathrooms, female draft, quotas) have already become truth even without the ERA.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 10:47 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 29, 2024 10:47 AM (6WCwE)
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Cook. If you think you might be able to taste or tell something with the texture, use the crock pot.
Posted by: Noah at July 29, 2024 10:47 AM (loGH0)
I understand your point, but I think SCOTUS limits would be more popular, and over time. The ERA was not popular, and became less so as people figured out the implications, many of which (unisex bathrooms, female draft, quotas) have already become truth even without the ERA.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:46 AM (xCA6C)
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I don't think enough people give a shit and inertia will win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
NEW - South Korean spy agency says North Korean leader’s daughter is ‘likely successor’
Posted by: andycanuck
Karen Kim?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Rex B at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (YAsVi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
Watch for freezer burn. Otherwise, thaw & cook.
I have three yr old vacuum packed bags of chicken thighs that are still good.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Congress, the judiciary, and the presidency have already abrogated large tracts of the Constitution where the wording was not congruent with what they wanted to do. Deem as a tax indeed.
Basically, the formal Constitution has really been treated as a guideline when found inconvenient to whatever grifters and looters are in office at the time.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (qdbNv)
The transition will require no less than $3 trillion in new capital from many sources each year between now and 2050
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (RHGPo)
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Sure. Why not?
But Janet, baby, do you not understand that there isn't really any new capital? Most capital - globally - is encumbered. There is damn little of anything owned free-and-clear that is not pledged against any debt.
Where are you going to get your new capital, Janet? You can't even expropriate it, so don't answer with that. Sure you can steal unencumbered capital, but there's not much of it and you'll crush the value if you try, as well as trigger a collapse.
So what's your plan? Where you gonna get it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (HnUIn)
It'll be tough for him to come back once the NCAA drops a ten-year show cause penalty on him.
Also, no other fanbase in college football recognizes UM as legitimate national champions, but please keep wearing those championship tee-shirts while the rest of us continue to laugh at you.
Posted by: bed head at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Possibly, but then it's a very odd choice for Biden to champion. He doesn't need another failure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (HabA/)
make stew?
Posted by: BignJames
NO OKRA!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (+Wnnh)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Inertia wins until the republic implodes which it might very well do in the coming fiscal collapse.
Nothing of man lasts forever including forms of government.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (qdbNv)
It always amazes me when people of such idiocy can rise to such great heights.
How the f*ck did this dipshit get any where NEAR governmental authority?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:48 AM (d9LQi)
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Ban congressional aides.
All work from scheduling to writing bills must be done by the Congress person themselves.
I didn't vote for a Chief of Staff. I voted for a Congressman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: muldoon at July 29, 2024
Depends.
Is Mrs D home.or not?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (HabA/)
I'll bet that date is based on fresh. Frozen should last for years. It will get freezer burn and might not taste good, but it will be safe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Rex B
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Ha. No, they don't have to prove anything. All they had to do was convince children that it did, and they succeeded. Captain Planet, rinse out spaghetti jars, paper straws, etc. They didn't have to prove anything. They just had to wait for those children to grow up.
Hey, why do all these gay dudes want to be around little children?
Posted by: Noah at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (loGH0)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (+Wnnh)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Possibly, but then it's a very odd choice for Biden to champion. He doesn't need another failure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (xCA6C)
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He needs campaign lines for Kamala while appealing to the far left to help raise money.
It's election season. It's time for red meat ideas to get pumped up and quickly die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)
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They're not stupid. Just evil. But they now how stupid the public is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (0FoWg)
Nothing of man lasts forever including forms of government.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:50 AM (qdbNv)
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I just finished reading The House on the Borderland which includes several chapters as the main character has a vision of the end of the solar system.
It did not help my existential angst.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Theodore Geisel at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Archimedes
He already announced it in the spring and this is Biden's continuing a Democratic op for the election. It is designed to get the abortionists, the bums, and the bureaucrats all riled up to vote and contribute.
FDR's plan to pack the court had more likelihood of success than this.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (qdbNv)
So we're gonna start minting those trillion $ coins?...or just convert quarters?
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 10:41 AM (CIS44
She's as much a "climate scientist" as she is an "economist".
don't worry. nasa will lasso the platinum asteroid any day now and save us.
Posted by: anachronda at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (oY6Yp)
It's election season. It's time for red meat ideas to get pumped up and quickly die.
Are...are you suggesting that closing the border while simultaneously not closing the border won't work?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (xCA6C)
I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Replying to @GavinNewsom
I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷♂️
https://tinyurl.com/3xmmd8aw
Bob @BikingForTrump Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
Ah yes, I believe he studied under the legendary Professor Tee Baggs.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Not to mention Pullitsir Prize winner Dr Head, first name Dick
The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial Replying to @elonmusk @GavinNewsom
The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously agreed in Hustler v. Falwell, that a parody, *which no reasonable person expected to be true*, was protected free speech.
Gavin is (TO OUR SHOCK 😱 not a reasonable person.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:44 AM (wse2C)
I agree with Professor Deeznutz 100%
Posted by: Professor Heywood Jablowme at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (xCA6C)
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Oh, I totes believe Biden when he says that, and I'm definitely voting for Kamala because it's obvious that Democrats take the border seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Theodore Geisel
composition doesn't allow us to determine whether they have stars on thars.
Posted by: anachronda at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
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You know what the solution to that is?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Probably, but I still think it's a good idea.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (xCA6C)
🚨Two Olympians competing as "female boxers" in Paris were previously disqualified from a women's boxing championship for having "XY chromosomes."
Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting have been accused of "pretending to be women" by @IBA_Boxing.
reduxx.info/breaking-two-fem...
BREAKING: TWO "Female Boxers" Set To Compete At Paris 2024 Were Previously Disqualified From...
Two athletes competing in at the Paris Olympics were previously disqualified from a women’s world championship for having “XY chromosomes.” Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-ing of Taiwan are...
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:54 AM (wse2C)
Not to mention Pullitsir Prize winner Dr Head, first name Dick
That's Professor Richard Noggin, sir.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
So we're gonna start minting those trillion $ coins?...or just convert quarters?
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 10:52 AM (AwYPR)
What is she, head of the Fed?
Why is she pontificating on climate change and governmental spending?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 29, 2024 10:54 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Faith cures angst. Nihilism always results like Nietzsche's end in darkness and insanity.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:55 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:54 AM (wse2C)
Et tu Taiwan?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Two athletes competing in at the Paris Olympics were previously disqualified from a women’s world championship for having “XY chromosomes.” Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-ing of Taiwan are...
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 10:54 AM (wse2C)
Pretty sure the Zambian women's soccer team had two dudes on it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 29, 2024 10:55 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (A/yld)
Two athletes competing in at the Paris Olympics were previously disqualified from a women’s world championship for having “XY chromosomes.” Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-ing of Taiwan are...*
DAMN!
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (DobEs)
Constitutional elected or appointed offices seems okay for later consideration.
I would like ALL non-elected non-Congress approved positions to have a 12-year limit for Federal payments.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (AYNL4)
You know what the solution to that is?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Tactical nukes?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Faith cures angst. Nihilism always results like Nietzsche's end in darkness and insanity.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:55 AM (qdbNv)
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It's the only place to go, faith. Well, either that or just pure sensationalism, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
You know what the solution to that is?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Tactical nukes?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
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From orbit.
Just to be sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (+Wnnh)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Hall of Fame!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2024 10:57 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 10:57 AM (9Lk6I)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Chesterton's Fence exists regarding good behavior terms for federal judges. There is a reason for it and empirical evidence to support why it can matter in judicial decisionmaking.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:57 AM (qdbNv)
ionically enough > ironically enough
Posted by: particle man at July 29, 2024 10:58 AM (oY6Yp)
it's rugby so basically Wild West according to NCAA so very well could be a male player on the US women's team
meanwhile FH girls (and yes they are all girls) managed a tie this morning vs Spain so that is actually really good? we barely qualified
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 29, 2024 10:58 AM (s3qiR)
BREAKING: TWO "Female Boxers" Set To Compete At Paris 2024 Were Previously Disqualified From...
Two athletes competing in at the Paris Olympics were previously disqualified from a women’s world championship for having “XY chromosomes.” Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-ing of Taiwan are...
Posted by: andycanuck
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One can't help but notice that Mr. Griner is competing, too.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 10:58 AM (loGH0)
https://x.com/Jules31415/status/1817807196970774984
I'm surprised he hasn't banned this vid in CA yet.
Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 10:58 AM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 10:57 AM (9Lk6I)
Everyone everywhere should laugh in her face any time she's seen in public.
A big, hearty belly laugh.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Why is she pontificating on climate change and governmental spending?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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She was Obama's chosen head of the Fed but Trump picked the current Fed chair when her term expired. She is now Biden's Secretary of Treasury.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 10:59 AM (qdbNv)
maybe it's just taking tons if testosterone or something I dunno
does not look female.
was tossing aside the poor Japanese players like they were made of tissue paper!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 29, 2024 10:59 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 29, 2024 10:59 AM (HabA/)
yep that's another one
there also appear to be a few "females" on various Islamic countries' women's soccer teams
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 29, 2024 11:00 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 29, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)
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Possibly, but then it's a very odd choice for Biden to champion. He doesn't need another failure.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 10:49 AM (xCA6C)
What are you talking about? He cured cancer!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at July 29, 2024 11:01 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 11:01 AM (AQGfm)
Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 11:01 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2024 11:02 AM (AwYPR)
The number of girls that one may fit into a Jacuzzi is directly proportional to its diameter and the depth of your wallet.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 11:04 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
They never watched Zardoz or the Time Machine.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2024 11:04 AM (qdbNv)
I'd like to start with zero years and see if my life is impacted at all.
Posted by: t-bird at July 29, 2024 11:12 AM (uVcOS)
Or maybe it's pronounced with a short 'a'. It could be the derogatory nickname of a Mr. Bathers.
Posted by: look whats not at July 29, 2024 12:38 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 29, 2024 04:25 PM (wGqjj)
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