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The DHS Refuses to Administer DNA Tests to Illegal Aliens, to Check to See If They're Wanted Criminals

Of course.

Luke Rosiak:


The Department of Homeland Security has refused to follow a law mandating it take DNA samples from illegal immigrants taken into custody, which would identify violent criminals and child traffickers, employees told the U.S. Senate this week.

Speaking to senators on Tuesday, three former WMD officials presented evidence that DHS and U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) had blocked their efforts to comply with a 2005 law, then retaliated against them when they sounded the alarm about the lawbreaking.

"Given the enormous potential of DNA collection to facility solving crimes, we took our job seriously," Fred Wynn said.

Law enforcement experts from CBP's Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) unit were tasked with implementing a mandatory program to DNA-test illegals. But higher-ups at DHS were so opposed to the law that they continuously thwarted it, eventually disbanding the entire WMD division, the whistleblowers say. Disbanding the division may have opened the United States to a WMD attack, in addition to criminals crossing the border.

The disbanding also allowed hundreds of thousands of children to stay with people who claimed to be relatives, but who may have been child labor or sex traffickers. DNA testing is the only reliable way to ensure that children aren't coming across the border with traffickers, or being taken to live with them by U.S. officials as "sponsors."


...

Jones said the WMD team had its responsibilities stripped, and were told to come to work and simply sit and do nothing. In one case, one team member was told to report to a new desk that had no internet, phone, or power.

"Certain senior officials were hell-bent on slow-rolling any process or pilot program that enabled DNA collection," he said.

...


Mike Taylor, the third WMD whistleblower, said the men have repeatedly reached out to Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, but have received no corrective action. Meanwhile, those who retaliated against the men have been promoted.

Janet Napolitano, then the DHS, asked that the law be suspended for a while, then phased in gradually. Eric Holder allowed this.

And the "phase-in gradually" became what it was always intended to be -- a "never phase-in at all" order.

...

The report points to an illegal immigrant who committed multiple sexual assaults in Arizona in 1997. Though the individual had the DNA of the perpetrator, they could not find a match, since the suspect was not in the system. The crime was only solved in 2019 because the suspect went on to go to prison for another crime, at which point he had his DNA taken.

DHS then began punishing whistleblowers who called attention to this deliberate negligence to enforce a law. Read the article for that.

Meanwhile: The Regime also refuses to prosecute the Hamas "protesters" who burned the American flag. Not their own flag -- they took down the flag that flew at Columbus Circle's memorial and burned that.

Julio Rosas
@Julio_Rosas11

From a DC law enforcement source: The charges against four people, including a 15-year-old, who were arrested for assaulting police officers during yesterday's riot were dropped.



Release the J6 political prisoners immediately!

Oh, and: Diversity is our strength, you guys. Pass it on.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM




Comments

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1 America is back baby

Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2024 05:00 PM (UuB/1)

2 It's like the PTB are purposely allowing the US to be invaded.

...nah, that's a silly conspiracy theory. Right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 26, 2024 05:02 PM (tT6L1)

3 Russian collusion bad, Iranian collusion good.

Posted by: Current Year Regime at July 26, 2024 05:02 PM (4eHWT)

4 No one here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:03 PM (IyPmt)

5 Buckle up, it's gonna get sporty this summer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 05:03 PM (2UnvF)

6 There you all are.. I agree.. Let J. 6th hostages go

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:04 PM (IyPmt)

7 Here

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 26, 2024 05:04 PM (NYPII)

8 Paris Ozempics opening mocks the Last Supper with drag queens:

@Harry__Faulkner
Wtf is going on at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 05:04 PM (IG4Id)

9 The people who keep ignoring laws need to be in jail and stripped of their pension.

Of course, won't happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (tT6L1)

10
Pray in front of an abortion clinic? Years in prison.

Tear up the capitol and burn the flag? Free pass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (2UnvF)

11 OMFG!!!!! "Public service experience".

“Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)

12 "Kamala is more qualified to be president than the man who who literally the last president."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 05:06 PM (GBKbO)

13 Yet federal law requires a dna sample for all people convicted of a felony.


Irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:06 PM (QNSds)

14 Russian collusion bad, Iranian collusion good
______

China collusion very profitable.

Posted by: Hunter at July 26, 2024 05:06 PM (fs1hN)

15 Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9L

You ain't getting VP so give it up

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:06 PM (IyPmt)

16 Whitmer compared politics to brain surgery? Not the sharpest knife in the chandelier, that one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 05:07 PM (2UnvF)

17 Everything about the Kamala Harris candidacy seems to be dragging the country back to the 2020 Summer of Violence and general climate of hatred and rioting.

Which is why the Dems are going to be obliterated.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 05:07 PM (xCA6C)

18 If you take DNA test, the testing lab shares your DNA with USINT.

You are cattle, and your DNA is your brand, your ear tag, your unique identifier.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (N2u9M)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

20 I see the DHS wants to be at the top of the list of useless and totally fcking un-Constitutional agencies to be dismantled.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (FnneF)

21 1 America is back baby
Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2024 05:00 PM (UuB/1)
_______
The more accurate rendition is "America is on its back, baby."

And when you think of it, who is more qualified to embody that ideal than Kamala?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (1bNHn)

22 They know Iran is funding protests that are destroying the United States, yet they're doing NOTHING to stem the flow of said money...........

They want this. They want chaos. It's how they will usher in martial law and TAKE YOUR FREEDOMS.

For democracy, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Do blood donors get a DNA test run on them?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 05:09 PM (5MvGY)

24 And when you think of it, who is more qualified to embody that ideal than Kamala?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (1bNHn)

America is on her knees?

Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2024 05:09 PM (UuB/1)

25 Do blood donors get a DNA test run on them?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 05:09 PM (5MvGY)


If this happens, any guilt I've had about never having donated blood just went by the wayside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Whatever.

The Palestinian rabble have not even reached BLM levels of destructiveness.

If anything, they are underperforming for Democrats:

Posted by: Family-Sized Bag of Dicks at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (DctLG)

27 Hey. Neurosurgeons have to learn sometime. But I guess they just have to practice on the little, unimportant people, right Gretch?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (d9LQi)

28 We have one message for these people; if you don’t like America, there’s the door.


I have another...come to my town. Just once you limpdick muthafu*kas. Take my flag. I dare ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (W/lyH)

29 We have one message for these people; if you don’t like America, there’s the door.

--

You have to say it loudly. Helicopters are loud.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (Bg+s3)

30 DNA testing at border would completely shut down our child trafficking industry.

It would also be used against our political sponsors (and customers) at a later date.

Posted by: Big Pedo at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (+x/Sd)

31 >>> 18 If you take DNA test, the testing lab shares your DNA with USINT.

You are cattle, and your DNA is your brand, your ear tag, your unique identifier.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (N2u9M)

>>> 23 Do blood donors get a DNA test run on them?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 05:09 PM (5MvGY)

With what we *do* know about feralgov, I suspect they've been collecting DNA from as many sources as they can get away with for several years.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (FnneF)

32 My guess is that the Progs want the muzzies to destroy the Christians for them. What they intend to do with the leftover muzzies, IDK.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (5KunV)

33 A lot of type/deletes today. Maybe time to grab a drink and head to the patio and get some fresh air.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (fs1hN)

34 Burning an American flag? FREE SPEECH! Protected by the First Amendment.

Burning a Pride flag or Hamas flag? HATE SPEECH! 10-20 years in Federal PMITA prison...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (BpYfr)

35
“Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)


But Trump's decades of life in the global real estate and business market brings NOTHING to the table.......

Stupid c*nt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Even though it's 2024, not 1924, cattlemen still brand their cattle. Illegal aliens should be, too. Along with the gelding. A Twofer.

Posted by: Jolly Rancher at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (CV8a5)

37 "Kamala is more qualified to be president than the man who who literally the last president."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 05:06 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, I don't get this logic.

Posted by: pookysgirl actually uses the space between her ears at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (dtlDP)

38 Hey. Neurosurgeons have to learn sometime. But I guess they just have to practice on the little, unimportant people, right Gretch?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (d9LQi)

She went in for her monthly facelift and now everything smells like 5.

Poor girl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (BAEGB)

39 About the resurgence of the rioters: are the riots and vandalism considered in-kind contributions to the Trump campaign? Because wouldn't voters be tired of this Democrat violence and be more inclined to vote for Trump?

Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (Sf2cq)

40 "DNA," "illegal," and "border" are just buzzwords invented by Republicans. There is no law requiring this - the law is just a point law working in other countries that have borders to find out if there's any DNA in their humans, none of whom are illegal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (0FoWg)

41 No one can take my freedom. I can choose to surrender it or die defending it but no on can take it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (5MvGY)

42 Shit like not only deliberately releasing murderers and rapists into the US, but flying and bussing them to flyover country is one of the main reasons I've been comparing what is coming to Spain in the 30's. It's coming, Trump or not.

"18 If you take DNA test, the testing lab shares your DNA with USINT.

You are cattle, and your DNA is your brand, your ear tag, your unique identifier.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM (N2u9M)"

You don't even need your own tested, as long as they have a couple of relatives they can ID you.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (LhkjR)

43 A bit OT, Brandon Starka of Walkaway, has cards available with a QR code that takes you to the Walkaway stories and a second code that helps you register to vote.

Walkaway.shop

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 05:12 PM (xjTDL)

44 Hey. Neurosurgeons have to learn sometime. But I guess they just have to practice on the little, unimportant people, right Gretch?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (d9LQi)


Use Africans. It's good enough.

Posted by: Bill Gates at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

45 I'm assuming that those who disgraced the Flag and had charges dismissed could still be charged in the future?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #01 at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

46 Afternoon.

Most of those Hamasniks are just homegrown scumbag leftists *spit* that look for any excuse to cause destruction.

Fuck the left.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (Z2yLo)

47 >>> 26 Whatever.

The Palestinian rabble have not even reached BLM levels of destructiveness.

If anything, they are underperforming for Democrats:
Posted by: Family-Sized Bag of Dicks at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (DctLG)

There have been ZERO intentionally set fires on the Columbia campus since the Joo-hating protests began.

Slackers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (FnneF)

48 I see the DHS wants to be at the top of the list of useless and totally fcking un-Constitutional agencies to be dismantled.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Remember back when it was the conservative thing to support?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (KAi1n)

49 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)

I assume this wretched cake face voted for McCain over Obama.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (wGerL)

50 “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)
__________________

Tell this stupid bitch there's a big difference between good experience and bad experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

51 "Yeah, I don't get this logic.
Posted by: pookysgirl actually uses the space between her ears "

Logic has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

52 So they won't stop illegal criminals from crossing the border, but they do have TSA check through my box of crackers at airport security in case I'm carrying something they don't think I should.

Check.

Not to mention feeling Grandma in her wheelchair. Oops, I mentioned that.

By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:14 PM (9Eyyt)

53 45 I'm assuming that those who disgraced the Flag and had charges dismissed could still be charged in the future?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #01 at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

Calm down. It's not like they popped a wheelie on a pride crosswalk.

Posted by: Family-Sized Bag of Dicks at July 26, 2024 05:15 PM (DctLG)

54 18 If you take DNA test, the testing lab shares your DNA with USINT.

You are cattle, and your DNA is your brand, your ear tag, your unique identifier.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 26, 2024 05:08 PM

I believe that's how they caught the golden state killer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:15 PM (LJ9Iy)

55 "32 My guess is that the Progs want the muzzies to destroy the Christians for them. What they intend to do with the leftover muzzies, IDK.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (5KunV)"

It's not like there isn't a huge communist nation currently herding muslims into death/organ farm/slave labor camps or anything.

Oh, wait...

Yeah they know exactly what they'll do with them later.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:15 PM (LhkjR)

56 Tell this stupid bitch there's a big difference between good experience and bad experience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

What experience? As far as I can tell, she sat in her office berating her workers and smoking dope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:15 PM (9Eyyt)

57 If they did DNA testing they'd have to admit the *families* really aren't related.
Libs can't have that, all *families* must be allowed in so the trafficking doesn't slow down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (QjuhM)

58 You know, the little mockery they made of the Christian faith and the Last Supper at the Olympics...I don't think I'll be watching it this year.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (73voq)

59 "52 So they won't stop illegal criminals from crossing the border, but they do have TSA check through my box of crackers at airport security in case I'm carrying something they don't think I should.

Check.

Not to mention feeling Grandma in her wheelchair. Oops, I mentioned that.

By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:14 PM (9Eyyt)"

We are beyond the point of pointing out double standards. These people are taking concrete action to enable foreign invaders to rape/pillage/murder us. Do with this understanding what you will.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (LhkjR)

60
If you take DNA test, the testing lab shares your DNA with USINT.

My sister and cousin - who turned their DNA into Ancestry - have turned me into someone unwilling to break any of the 1,000,001 laws governing the USA.

Maybe. I still like to Jaywalk.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (RKVpM)

61 TMJ just made me think of something.

This election was unique in that we had two sitting presidents and the voters could compare their records.

That just changed.

Trump is the imcumbant now from a political perspective. He's the only one in the race who can claim to know what the job is like.

And the MSM trying to bury Kamala's past is not helping.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (5p7BC)

62 What experience? As far as I can tell, she sat in her office berating her workers and smoking dope.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:15 PM (9Eyyt)


Listening to Snoop and Biggie and Tupac while in college after inventing her magic time machine since they didn't exist when she was in college.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

63 There's a park dedicated to a Polish guy where i used to live, and the Polish flag there was looking a bit sun-bleached and tatty. I wanted to buy a new one for it because i hated to see it. I'm not even any kind of Slavic let alone Polish.

I didn't, and i ended up moving from there. But the point is... hell. I don't know what the point is.

Fuck gaza. Fuck the rest of the carpetfuckers. Fuck all the barbaric imbeciles who allowed these vermin to proliferate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (BAEGB)

64 >>> 48
==
Remember back when it was the conservative thing to support?
Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2024 05:13 PM (KAi1n)

Heh. When it was first announced I didn't like the word "homeland", and wondered why the fck we needed ANOTHER feralgov agency as a solution to feralgov having fcked up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (FnneF)

65 Furthermore branding is "slap a hot iron to it" in real life.

Posted by: Be-Bar-Bop Ranch at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (CV8a5)

66 So the government is all in on ch*ld trafficking. If they won't do anything to try to stop it, isn't that evidence of their involvement?
What possible reason could anyone have for not checking?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (LJ9Iy)

67 In other news, France's opening ceremony is sucking all the dicks --- and not in a happy, fun way.

Posted by: Thatch at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (bbi0+)

68 .@SenWarren on Harris' biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"

Posted by: rhennigantx
_____
Per the sidebar.

Did Kamala pray outside the clinic?


Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (fs1hN)

69 Heh. When it was first announced I didn't like the word "homeland", and wondered why the fck we needed ANOTHER feralgov agency as a solution to feralgov having fcked up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (FnneF)


Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we won't get fooled again!

Posted by: George W. Bush at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

70 They identified the shooter by DNA in like an hour from an unconstitutional DNA registry.

That or they used the ATFs unconstitutional gun registry.

Pick one.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (d9LQi)

71 >> “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together”

“Make me Secretary of DHS.”

Posted by: electronic means at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (rjJqk)

72 Watching the video of them burning the flag they're not even saying "Allahu Ackbar," correctly. It's just a bunch of fucking idiot retard college leftists playing wannabe revolutionaries.

The Jew hatred is real.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (Z2yLo)

73 DNA testing at border would completely shut down our child trafficking industry.

It would also be used against our political sponsors (and customers) at a later date.

Posted by: Big Pedo at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM


I retired from the Navy just as they were coming on line with the "voluntary" dna sampling. We had just went through Desert Storm and they were claiming that it would be used only to identify your remains if all else failed. I do not doubt that my dna was harvested against my will at some point without my knowledge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (QNSds)

74 “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together”



But I thought Hillary was the most qualified person in the history of people to be President.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice shame on you
Fool me thrice, shame on you
Fool me four times, shame on you
But the fifth time? Hooo boy! Shame on you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:20 PM (d9LQi)

76 "What possible reason could anyone have for not checking?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (LJ9Iy)"

Wait, hold up. Are there still people stuck on "but why would they do this" who haven't moved on to "yep they're importing invaders to rape/murder/rob us"?

In 2024?

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:20 PM (LhkjR)

77 Heh. When it was first announced I didn't like the word "homeland", and wondered why the fck we needed ANOTHER feralgov agency as a solution to feralgov having fcked up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yeah, "homeland security" struck me as sci-fi dystopia. Nope, don't need that.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2024 05:20 PM (KAi1n)

78 >>> 69
==
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we won't get fooled again!
Posted by: George W. Bush at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

One of my favorite parts of all the goodies the feds awarded to themselves in the fallout from 9/11 was when the Patriot Act expired and all the Ds, who were theoretically the opposition party at the time, mostly voted along with the Rs to renew it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:21 PM (FnneF)

79 >> “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together”

Provided experience is read as “wearing a notch into Willie Brown’s bedpost.”

Posted by: electronic means at July 26, 2024 05:21 PM (rjJqk)

80 Watching the video of them burning the flag they're not even saying "Allahu Ackbar," correctly. It's just a bunch of fucking idiot retard college leftists playing wannabe revolutionaries.

The Jew hatred is real.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (Z2yLo)

If they're actual Palis, they speak Arabic all fucked up. They're the retarded bastard stepchild of the Ummah.

If they're dumbass kuffir white bitches, then yeah, they're just retards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 05:21 PM (BAEGB)

81 My Daughter narked us out by doing the Ancestry... Her Husband did too.. Unfortunately one of his sisters also did and come to find out her "Father" wasn't her natural Father and they never told her... Oops

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:21 PM (IyPmt)

82 23 Do blood donors get a DNA test run on them?
Posted by: Ben Had

---------------

Don't worry, soon DNA testing will be used for everything. Did you know that they can get DNA from your breath? (experimental, but it is coming.)

Reluctance to be DNA'd is like people in 19th century not wanting to be photographed -- noble but futile.

I also imagine the blood banks are selling data. Everyone is selling data. Soon there will be monitors on ATMs collecting DNA and selling data. I am sure there is a big database somewhere with all the sequences ever collected trying to figure out how to profit from the data.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (+x/Sd)

83 In one case, one team member was told to report to a new desk that had no internet, phone, or power.
.....


No PronHub for you!

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

84 Muslims and pro-terror whores will be able to anything until at least November. Riot, rape, murder, attack Jews, fuck goats. No way any hammer will come down on them while Kum-on-her needs their votes.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (FlUaB)

85 Warm bodies to justify ballot numbers. That is it. And a few untraceable kids to feed the pedos.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (d9LQi)

86 Given our experience with DHS, CIA, FBI, etc. I propose that we abolish agencies after 20 years and rebuild them from the ground up. It's the only way to prevent - or least, impede - their capture by leftists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

87 "70 They identified the shooter by DNA in like an hour from an unconstitutional DNA registry.

That or they used the ATFs unconstitutional gun registry.

Pick one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:18 PM (d9LQi)"

Both. Traced the FFL sale to the father via serial (PA has a defacto registry, whether or not ATF has illegally digitized the 4473's yet or not), compared known relatives in the centralized geneology matching databases and out popped a viable match - they can infer the existence of members of the family tree.

From there all they have to do is look up the PA photo ID database.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (LhkjR)

88 I do not doubt that my dna was harvested against my will at some point without my knowledge.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (QNSds)

Oh FFS. The feds have more data than they will ever be able to use, with or without your permission. How do you think the persecuted most of the Jan6 political prisoners? Not really anything we can do anything about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (9Eyyt)

89 Man, immigration has dropped out of most Lefty discussions almost entirely. DU? Nothing in the main chat or breaking news area. Democracy Now!, a super crazy Lefty site? Last immigration article was from July 19th!!! (It's all "Israelis murder children/genocide" currently)

It's a losing topic for them generally with normies, and old news inside their bubble, so they just want to ignore it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (UkUKI)

90 Watching the video of them burning the flag they're not even saying "Allahu Ackbar," correctly. It's just a bunch of fucking idiot retard college leftists playing wannabe revolutionaries.

The Jew hatred is real.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:19 PM (Z2yLo)


Thats why a couple hundred rolling thunder guys and gals with a few bats would be instructive.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (W/lyH)

91 It's really simple, they want to kill us.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:24 PM (9etX0)

92 Muslims and pro-terror whores will be able to anything until at least November. Riot, rape, murder, attack Jews, fuck goats. No way any hammer will come down on them while Kum-on-her needs their votes.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (FlUaB)

They will only do it in the places that will let them.

Even these feral idiots know to attack the weak spot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 05:24 PM (BAEGB)

93 oh no !

"Kamala Harris the 'soul-destroying bully': Former staff expose shock details of degrading tirades, decades-long 'toxic' behavior that left people in TEARS - and saw them quit at unprecedented levels"

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 05:24 PM (V13WU)

94
I also imagine the blood banks are selling data. Everyone is selling data. Soon there will be monitors on ATMs collecting DNA and selling data. I am sure there is a big database somewhere with all the sequences ever collected trying to figure out how to profit from the data.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM

Sadly I agree with you. Everyone is selling data and the government wants its hands on that data. I'm still curious about the sh**ters dna being tested. I want to hear more about that but I'm sure we wont.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:24 PM (LJ9Iy)

95 Unequal treatment under the law is a time proven way to destroy a nation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 05:24 PM (lTGtQ)

96 Watch how Hungary and Poland are handling this. Watch the resistance of the Irish against the betrayal by their government.

Good to see not everybody has given up on Western Civilization.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 26, 2024 05:25 PM (wBaIH)

97 They want as many illegals in here as possible, there's really no other explanation. Even criminal ones, more likely to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Highlander at July 26, 2024 05:25 PM (kRhM/)

98 76 "What possible reason could anyone have for not checking?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:17 PM (LJ9Iy)"

Wait, hold up. Are there still people stuck on "but why would they do this" who haven't moved on to "yep they're importing invaders to rape/murder/rob us"?

In 2024?
Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:20 PM (LhkjR

I take some small comfort in knowing I'll at least be getting laid right before I die.

Posted by: A wee bit of gallows humour at July 26, 2024 05:25 PM (DctLG)

99 26
Posted by: Family-Sized Bag of Dicks at July 26, 2024 05:10 PM (DctLG)
----
And you won't even give one dick about it!
I like your nic.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #02 at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (qfLjt)

100 Lighting the torch.
Not bad but nothing tops the flaming arrow.
In fact I'd like to see a flaming arrow nail that balloon!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

101 So the government is all in on ch*ld trafficking. If they won't do anything to try to stop it, isn't that evidence of their involvement?
What possible reason could anyone have for not checking?
Posted by: CaliGirl

I would like this question asked at the next mostly useless Congressional Committee hearing with Kirby, Mayorkas, Garland, and Wray: "Why do you support child trafficking which leads to sex slavery or other horrible fates?" Let them "Harrumph!" all they want but keep hitting them hard until they cry.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (oiNtH)

102 If they cheat the win immediately go to the store and buy all the things you need. Non perishable items a priority.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (9etX0)

103 Is that Ancestry and 23AndMe shit just garbage?

They're not really telling you anything about your actual lineage, it's just a bunch of bullshit "data" that's as reliable as some clickbaity Buzzfeed article.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (Z2yLo)

104 "Not really anything we can do anything about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (9Eyyt)"

Plenty of ambitious barbarians and future warlords didn't let the naysayers wave them off with talk about how permanent this or that empire was before burning it all down.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (LhkjR)

105 By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hard to rent children in the airport and sooner or later even TSA would notice the same kid coming through the lines.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 05:27 PM (QjuhM)

106 We need something to trade for our J6 hostages. I suggest a robot that looks like a 11 year old girl.
Everytime the robot is sexually attacked it removes the penis or what have you.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 05:27 PM (J8LnB)

107 70 They identified the shooter by DNA in like an hour from an unconstitutional DNA registry.

That or they used the ATFs unconstitutional gun registry.

Pick one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

--------------
How about -- they knew who he was long beforehand because he was "on their radar."


Also, on the subject of DNA - Do you really think they are not tracking cell phone IDs at these events?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:27 PM (+x/Sd)

108 "Hard to rent children in the airport and sooner or later even TSA would notice the same kid coming through the lines.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024 05:27 PM (QjuhM)"

Hard to rent AMERICAN children in an airport.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (LhkjR)

109 93 oh no !

"Kamala Harris the 'soul-destroying bully': Former staff expose shock details of degrading tirades, decades-long 'toxic' behavior that left people in TEARS - and saw them quit at unprecedented levels"
Posted by: runner
-----------------------

She make Sheila Jackson Lee blush.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (9etX0)

110 Is that Ancestry and 23AndMe shit just garbage?
_________________

I've always wanted to send them my dog's DNA. Just for grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

111 Lighting the torch.
Not bad but nothing tops the flaming arrow.
In fact I'd like to see a flaming arrow nail that balloon!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH)

Is that thing just going to float there for 2.5 weeks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Given our experience with DHS, CIA, FBI, etc. I propose that we abolish agencies after 20 years and rebuild them from the ground up. It's the only way to prevent - or least, impede - their capture by leftists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

I propose abolishing them permanently after hurling their current staff into pits full of specially trained rape dogs, and then dealing with our problems as they come, instead of constantly inventing new and worse problems that will always be albatrosses around our necks.

But, hey, a guy can dream.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (0FoWg)

113 They want as many illegals in here as possible, there's really no other explanation. Even criminal ones, more likely to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Highlander



It isn't even about voting. Elections are a problem they mean to solve. So is the United States. Go to some of the farthest left sites. They are open in their desire to end this country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

114 Do you trust Tom Homan to be Trump's DHS director or the head of ICE again? Personally I don't.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (/U5Yz)

115 "Also, on the subject of DNA - Do you really think they are not tracking cell phone IDs at these events?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:27 PM (+x/Sd)"

Why would they bother? Google and Apple and others already do, and will fork over the data when asked.

Those who haven't studied up on what can be learned from devices like cellphones should probably read up on that before we move to the more unpleasant stages of this.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (LhkjR)

116 I think the Opening Ceremony has been beautiful so far. Of course, I mute the superfluous bullshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (HXGNm)

117 They're not really telling you anything about your actual lineage, it's just a bunch of bullshit "data" that's as reliable as some clickbaity Buzzfeed article.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (Z2yLo)


You can do the family tree shit through the Mormon's in Utah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Makes one long for the 1970s, when if someone wanted to harvest your DNA, they at least had the courtesy to offer you some cocaine at the disco.

Posted by: Yesteryear at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (DctLG)

119 114 Do you trust Tom Homan to be Trump's DHS director or the head of ICE again? Personally I don't.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (/U5Yz)

I absolutely do

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)

120 105 By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hard to rent children in the airport and sooner or later even TSA would notice the same kid coming through the lines.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 26, 2024

Does it work at customs too? If it does rich people will take rented screaming kids with them on vacay to get through faster just like they rented people in wheelchairs at Disneyland so they could cut the line.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (LJ9Iy)

121 I think the Opening Ceremony has been beautiful so far. Of course, I mute the superfluous bullshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (HXGNm)


Did you miss all the tranny shit flaunting their ass cheeks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Here's a link to the disgusting opening ceremony at the Olympics.

https://tinyurl.com/22337773

i had to warn my son not to let my granddaughters watch.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (t/2Uw)

123 Harris slams 'despicable' protests at DC's Union Station during Netanyahu visit.

@VP Read my full statement on the protests in Washington, D.C. yesterday. (Image attached. Says she condemns individuals associated with Hamas, burning the American flag, and antisemitism, hate, and violence have no place in our nation)

I think protesting a war criminal giving a speech in our house at the behest of the fucking republicans is not a bad thing. If they were supporting Hamas shame on them.

The incident she's referring to is where protesters burned an American flag, wrote "Hamas Is Coming" on a monument, and displayed symbols used in NAZI concentration camps.

The graffiti was all over. Not a good look. We don’t need destruction and vandalism in cities to become a topic again

I'm still worried about the convention. Hope things are peaceful in Chicago

if the peace activists can't distance themselves from the over the top violent and pro-Hamas elements, then a lot of us aren't able to join the peace movement. I've had to walk away from two anti war protests this year cause the antisemitic activists were allowed to hijack the events.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (UkUKI)

124 "It isn't even about voting. Elections are a problem they mean to solve. So is the United States. Go to some of the farthest left sites. They are open in their desire to end this country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)"

The left wing death squads are going to come from somewhere, you know. It's not all going to be angsty college kids. Or even mostly.

Posted by: somedood at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (LhkjR)

125 The games haven't officially started yet and one athlete has already been banned for steroids.

He's from Iran.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

126
The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Spread the word.

Posted by: '60s Button at July 26, 2024 05:31 PM (OsWVp)

127 Paris Ozempics opening mocks the Last Supper with drag queens:

@Harry__Faulkner
Wtf is going on at the Olympics opening ceremony?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 05:04 PM (IG4Id)
*******
Pure evil.
Which is why Sodom and Gomorrah is trending on X.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2024 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

128 *******
Pure evil.
Which is why Sodom and Gomorrah is trending on X.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2024 05:31 PM (NpAcC)


Oh that's good......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

129
Something interesting that I never delved into - but someone should - is how the Mormons, so interested in ancestry and created Ancestry dot com, sold it off.

To some company that sounds like Blackrock but only close.

Life is too short to follow everything...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (RKVpM)

130 Wait, hold up. Are there still people stuck on "but why would they do this" who haven't moved on to "yep they're importing invaders to rape/murder/rob us"?
In 2024?
Posted by: somedood

---------------

This brings up an important point.
It is a known strategy of islam to create terror when their numbers are high enough because then the non-muslim population beg for sharia law and order. That is what we are seeing now in Europe.
(Think about it, by our ideals, they should be policing their own to prevent backlash. By their ways, they are encouraging the rapes because they think they already won and the next step is sharia.)

That is what is going on in USA - they want the criminals because it makes the public beg for tyranny to end the chaos.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (+x/Sd)

131 The DHS Refuses to Administer DNA Tests to Illegal Aliens, to Check to See If They're Wanted Criminals
_________________

What justification could they possibly offer?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

132 Is that thing just going to float there for 2.5 weeks?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)


Only as long as it takes the muzzies to figure a way to take it down. I figure two RPGs outta do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:33 PM (W/lyH)

133 The games haven't officially started yet and one athlete has already been banned for steroids.

He's from Iran.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Helps to have an edge to overpower and rape the local Jewish girls.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:33 PM (Z2yLo)

134 if the peace activists can't distance themselves from the over the top violent and pro-Hamas elements, then a lot of us aren't able to join the peace movement. I've had to walk away from two anti war protests this year cause the antisemitic activists were allowed to hijack the events.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (UkUKI)
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I especially like the one where they're saying, "hey, guys, I agree with you but quit saying the quiet part out loud!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 26, 2024 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

135 https://shorturl.at/CESgy

Meanwhile, at the Olympics. Ratings Bonanza, yo!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 26, 2024 05:33 PM (0oodC)

136 What justification could they possibly offer?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

"DNA records by law enforcement are only for criminals. These newcomers aren't white."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (0FoWg)

137 “ The DHS Refuses to Administer DNA Tests to Illegal Aliens, to Check to See If They're Wanted Criminals”

That’s because they’re all related to the Border Czar and theirJefe, Camela Lala.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (FpXzY)

138 Did you miss all the tranny shit flaunting their ass cheeks?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

NBC panned away from that, and the guy wearing pasties

The German’s were right about the French

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (FCrpy)

139 >>Oh FFS. The feds have more data than they will ever be able to use, with or without your permission. How do you think the persecuted most of the Jan6 political prisoners? Not really anything we can do anything about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 05:23 PM (9Eyyt)

__
Which is why we need a real "Project Mayhem." Reset everything to Zero.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (bNf8H)

140 I'm still worried about the convention. Hope things are peaceful in Chicago
_________________

Dream on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

141 By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Would an 85+ year old man in stinky Depends work, as well?

Asking for a friend who may need this information in the near future.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (OsWVp)

142 They want as many illegals in here as possible, there's really no other explanation. Even criminal ones, more likely to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Highlander



It isn't even about voting. Elections are a problem they mean to solve. So is the United States. Go to some of the farthest left sites. They are open in their desire to end this country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM


This bears repeating, illegals do not vote in any great number and for the most part they have zero interest in even trying to vote. The liberals just want them in to prop up the population in blue states that are losing people. If california, illinois and most new england states don't do something soon they stand to lose even more seats in the house of representatives.


For a bonus those states and some others allow illegals to have a drivers license which automatically registers them to vote. That registration generates a ballot that can be harvested by democrats and used even if illegals don't vote. This doesn't work in most red states.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:35 PM (QNSds)

143 It’s over folks. New WSJ poll says Camela Ding Dong is beating Trump.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 05:35 PM (FpXzY)

144 Trump, Bibi's hotel, patriotic landmarks ... a cynical person might infer something from consistently failing to protect targets unflavored by the regime.

Posted by: the dandy at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (VlMtm)

145 What justification could they possibly offer?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

"DNA records by law enforcement are only for criminals. These newcomers aren't white."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2024 05:34 PM (0FoWg)
________________

They're already criminals just by virtue of being in this country illegally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

146 DHS is one big ass mistake.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (MeG8a)

147 Given our experience with DHS, CIA, FBI, etc. I propose that we abolish agencies after 20 years and rebuild them from the ground up. It's the only way to prevent - or least, impede - their capture by leftists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

I propose abolishing them permanently after hurling their current staff into pits full of specially trained rape dogs, and then dealing with our problems as they come, instead of constantly inventing new and worse problems that will always be albatrosses around our necks.

But, hey, a guy can dream.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (0FoWg)
———

Dude, how could you do that to them?? To the dogs, I mean.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (FlUaB)

148 Oh no! Peggy Noonan thinks Kamala can beat Trump!

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)

149 Who gives a flying fuck about Celine Dion and what does she have to do with the Olympics?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (HXGNm)

150 Look at it this way. By the next time the Olympics are in France, the opening ceremony will be shooting AK-47s into the air, followed by a call to prayer, camel races, and goat sodomy.

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (NGHTx)

151 I have no doubt the Dem convention will be peaceful. It's a coronation. And they will ruthlessly suppress their rent-a-mobs.

Posted by: Count On It at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (DctLG)

152 We have one message for these people; if you don’t like America, there’s the door.
--
No that's not teaching them any lessons. Why the f**k did you come here then?
To those that hate the USA:
1. Those that have committed no crimes or not shown disrespect then just leave;
2. Those that have just marched in protests, a whipping then deported minus any finances they may have accrued;
3. Those that have actually defaced, broken, taken down, TOUCHED OUR FLAG, Singapore-style whipping, 1 per State in the Union, administered 5-per day, then stripped of all property and finances and repatriated.
4. Anyone from 1 or 2 caught within our borders again will be shot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #03 at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (qfLjt)

153 By the way, the quickest way to clear TSA is to cross with a screaming child. Preferably with a stinky diaper. Works every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK
------------

I need to bring up the subject of great grandchildren with the youngest again. Though, she made a rude gesture at me the last time I brought up the subject.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 26, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

154 Everything about the Kamala Harris candidacy seems to be dragging the country back to the 2020 Summer of Violence and general climate of hatred and rioting.

Is she hiding leathal amounts of fentanyl and meth up her squeekhole?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 05:37 PM (M9b5y)

155 Who gives a flying fuck about Celine Dion and what does she have to do with the Olympics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (HXGNm)


But she sung in FRENCH!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Why would they bother? Google and Apple and others already do, and will fork over the data when asked.

Posted by: somedood

-------------
That's what I meant - they take the commercial data, plug it into a "watch list." Check enough boxes and you get your own fed monitor!

I am saying they have a database of everyone who went to an event. I believe the feds treat it one way, but I also think google, apple use that info to tailor news feeds to help reprogram.

Soon, you will be de-banked or no-flyed and then on to the reeducation camps.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:37 PM (+x/Sd)

157 It isn't even about voting.

Great Replacement isn't just a WEF wet dream.

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2024 05:37 PM (NGHTx)

158 treason from top to bottom.

Posted by: setnaffa at July 26, 2024 05:38 PM (nOVGb)

159 Why would they bother? Google and Apple and others already do, and will fork over the data when asked.

Posted by: somedood



Apple didn't the last time.....when it involved catching a murderer or somesuch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

160 152
4. Anyone from 1 or 2 caught within our borders again will be shot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #03 at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (qfLjt)
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I meant
4. Anyone from 2 or 3 caught within our borders again will be shot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #034 at July 26, 2024 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

161 The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Spread the word.
Posted by: '60s Button
____

I thought the word of the day was boobs?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (fs1hN)

162 Ok. I think I'm gonna drink and drive for a while.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

163 And Snoop Dog is the antithesis of the Olympics. He is an undisciplined, drugged out, thug who knows nothing about sportsmanship.

Jeebus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (HXGNm)

164 I thought the word of the day was boobs?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (fs1hN)


That's the word of the millenium.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)
How is Mrs. Sponge feeling ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (IyPmt)

166
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips:

https://tinyurl.com/5a3ummpz

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

167 >>1. Those that have committed no crimes or not shown disrespect then just leave;


Contract with China -- send them first to forced labor camps where they can work off any benefits they received. Every penny in hosing, SNAP, phones,.... make them pay it back before release.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (+x/Sd)

168 How is Mrs. Sponge feeling ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (IyPmt)


She's doing really good today. Not using the arm pillow, not needing any drugs and actually looks like she feels a lot better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

169 The olympics are insane cult stuff. Not that I'm surprised after the London debacle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (IG4Id)

170 And Snoop Dog is the antithesis of the Olympics. He is an undisciplined, drugged out, thug who knows nothing about sportsmanship.

Jeebus.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (HXGNm)

He probably did the 100 meter dash enough running from the cops.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Z2yLo)

171 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Glad to hear it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)

172 “ A thousand will flee at the threat of one; at the threat of five you will all flee away, till you are left like a flagstaff on a mountaintop, like a banner on a hill.”
-Isaiah 30:17

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Edo3/)

173
He probably did the 100 meter dash enough running from the cops.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Z2yLo)


He was born with a silver spoon and never did any of the things he rapped about......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Open the flood gates, why check what fish are coming in.
Because no borders is the Marxists plan

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 05:42 PM (fwDg9)

175 He was born with a silver spoonspliff and never did any of the things he rapped about......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:42 PM (Z2yLo)

176 whipping then deported minus any finances they may have accrued;


During World War I, Ildebrando Zacchini proposed using spring-loaded cannons to shoot Italian soldiers across enemy lines,

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 05:42 PM (BEOIm)

177 So.... the olympics did a tranny re-enactment of the Last Supper.

Fuck them.

Forever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:42 PM (d9LQi)

178 Celine Dion?

Well, here's the thing. You can't get a certain 50% of the population to care about sports events that don't involve spangled outfits or girls whose sexual development has been delayed by an ascetic athletic training regimen, so you need Celine Dion, singer, songwriter, and purveyor of satanic children's fashion to reel that demo in.

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson is a Natural Fit for the Olympics at July 26, 2024 05:43 PM (DctLG)

179 The Trump campaign needs to make a bold statement.

If you are caught voting and you are not a US citizen you and your family will immediately be deported and banned from any entry in the future. Put the fear of Jesus into them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 05:43 PM (/U5Yz)

180
Fix'd.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:42 PM (Z2yLo)


Your point is valid.

Although, Howard Stern had him and Willie in studio and when it came to rolling a joint, Willie kicked his ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

181 >>> 102 If they cheat the win immediately go to the store and buy all the things you need. Non perishable items a priority.
Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (9etX0)

Why wait until then? Even with Bidenflation there's a lot you can do with something like $20 a week.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (FnneF)

182 Good grief. I made a post on X using words that the parties prefer (tranny, drag queen, non-binary) about the Olympic ceremonies and...

It was flagged for hate speech.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (MeG8a)

183 Who gives a flying fuck about Celine Dion and what does she have to do with the Olympics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM (HXGNm)



Isn't she Canadian?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (W/lyH)

184 The opening ceremonies have heads of state or their reps walking the red carpet to meet Macron and wife for photo ops and brief chats. Now that Jill has gone stag, wonder if she is in this line and who she brought with her. In these times, we need all of the laughs we can get.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (oiNtH)

185 176 During World War I, Ildebrando Zacchini proposed using spring-loaded cannons to shoot Italian soldiers across enemy lines,

and lew zealand proposed throwing boomerang fish at them.

Posted by: anachronda at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)

186 161 The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Spread the word.
Posted by: '60s Button
____

I thought the word of the day was boobs?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 26, 2024 05:39 PM (fs1hN)
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Well you could say those boobs have legs.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #05 at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (qfLjt)

187 >The German’s were right about the French
----

Their Latinate voluptuousness combines with their Gallic laziness and the result is they'd rather eat and make love with their faces than fight

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 05:46 PM (/7KEl)

188 Oh, and a tranny riding a pale horse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:46 PM (d9LQi)

189 Who gives a flying fuck about Celine Dion and what does she have to do with the Olympics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM

She and Lady Gaga are singing a song together at the opening. Still don't care.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

190 Hey, Everybody? Back after attending to other matters. What’d I miss?

No boob pics/talk I hope.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 05:47 PM (v6JzV)

191 So, late to this thread because real life... but "The DHS Refuses to Administer DNA Tests to Illegal Aliens, to Check to See If They're Wanted Criminals is breaking my brain.

Because they're already criminals for being here, you know, fucking illegally!

Sorry. Been a stressful day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2024 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)

192 I have a question:
Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet? How does that negate the fact that a bullet was fired at him and almost killed him (as it did someone behind him) in an assasination attempt under the noses of the Secret Service. The fact that it barely missed is pretty irrelevant.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 05:48 PM (t/2Uw)

193 I think between Antifa and Muslums they will get a few medals

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (fwDg9)

194 If they cheat the win immediately go to the store and buy all the things you need. Non perishable items a priority.
Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:26 PM (9etX0)

Why wait until then? Even with Bidenflation there's a lot you can do with something like $20 a week.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM


Yes there is. No perishables like rice and beans along with canned meat. walmart here has started stocking keystone canned meat. It is a reasonable price and contains nothing except meat and a small amount of sea salt. They have chicken pork and beef in various sized cans, and it tastes good. It also has a 5+ year shelf life.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)

195 The Olympics haven't been the same since the Soviet Union fell. I always liked seeing the west VS the evil empire. Doesn't have the same excitement and tension now.

Plus it's all gay and retarded now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

196 The damage of registering non citizens to vote is not so much that they'll vote en masse, it's that the Democrat "vote counting" machine will vote them en masse.

Posted by: Zek at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (5FPX4)

197 167 >>1. Those that have committed no crimes or not shown disrespect then just leave;


Contract with China -- send them first to forced labor camps where they can work off any benefits they received. Every penny in hosing, SNAP, phones,.... make them pay it back before release.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:40 PM (+x/Sd)
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Well no, those people are flying below the radar and we wouldn't know about them.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #06 at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (qfLjt)

198 If Dr. Jill is over there...
Then who is taking care of Joetatoe?

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (iUmfz)

199 110 Is that Ancestry and 23AndMe shit just garbage?
_________________

I've always wanted to send them my dog's DNA. Just for grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo)


Do you get your money back if they tell you you are not a descendant of Alexander the Great, Richard the Lionheart, Ceteshwayo, or Montezuma, or of a famous scientist or politician or medical doctor, or a Victoria Cross or Medal of Honor awardee?

The business model must include not telling customers they are a descendant of the most notorious rapist and murderer in the history of Scotland, for example.


Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (5fDan)

200 192 I have a question:
Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet? How does that negate the fact that a bullet was fired at him and almost killed him (as it did someone behind him) in an assasination attempt under the noses of the Secret Service. The fact that it barely missed is pretty irrelevant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 05:48 PM (t/2Uw)

You only see things this way because you are a normal, well-adjusted person.

Posted by: Stop Making Sense at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (DctLG)

201 Is tomorrow going to be disgusting day to?

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (9etX0)

202
Isn't she Canadian?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 05:44 PM (W/lyH)


She is, but I believe the French part of Canada and I guess no one famous from actual France can sing.

I also find it funny that the two final torch carriers were black......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

203 114 Do you trust Tom Homan to be Trump's DHS director or the head of ICE again? Personally I don't.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (/U5Yz)

I absolutely do
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)


He was on Fox News!!! Traitor!

Posted by: Faux News at July 26, 2024 05:51 PM (nvKZ7)

204 If you are caught voting and you are not a US citizen you and your family will immediately be deported and banned from any entry in the future. Put the fear of Jesus into them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

---------

The problem is the judges. No matter what they do, they appeal and get a hearing and claim victimhood. This is also why the Dems are trying to move all adjudication to DC where all the judges are known commies. It is big engine of profit for the legal industry as well as deep state workers. Taxpayers pick up the bill.

The last immigration bill also tried to make it non-adversarial, meaning the immigrants got a lawyer but there was no one arguing why they should not be allowed to stay.

The laws are pretty clear, but judges lie. There needs to be bullet proof legislation and that will never happen. Deport if they vote. Deport if they collect assistance. Deport if they commit crime. If they will not admit to country of origin or if country will not accept -- off to work camps, with family. Never gonna happen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:51 PM (+x/Sd)

205 Speaking of the Olympics, what happened with Mary Lou Retton? Wasn’t she supposedly close to death not too long ago?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 05:51 PM (v6JzV)

206 Love is love.

Blasphemy is eternal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

207 200 192 I have a question:
Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet?
-------------------------

There she goes again, trying to bring reason and logic into the discussion.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:52 PM (9etX0)

208 she got better

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 05:53 PM (/7KEl)

209 >>> 192 I have a question:
Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet? How does that negate the fact that a bullet was fired at him and almost killed him (as it did someone behind him) in an assasination attempt under the noses of the Secret Service. The fact that it barely missed is pretty irrelevant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 05:48 PM (t/2Uw)

The commies are still trying to cope with Donny Two Scoops standing up and giving a giant FU to the attempted murder, instead of reacting as they would have.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:53 PM (FnneF)

210 Mike Taylor, the third WMD whistleblower, said the men have repeatedly reached out to Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, but have received no corrective action.

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THE TRAITOR Mayorkas is being run by The Cartels, who actually are running DHS.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 05:54 PM (DrLJo)

211 What in the actual Hell is going on with this shit?! Drag queens and the Las Supper?

Who should I direct my fury to? IOC?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 26, 2024 05:54 PM (Vvh2V)

212 199 110 Is that Ancestry and 23AndMe shit just garbage?
_________________

I've always wanted to send them my dog's DNA. Just for grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo)


Do you get your money back if they tell you you are not a descendant of Alexander the Great, Richard the Lionheart, Ceteshwayo, or Montezuma, or of a famous scientist or politician or medical doctor, or a Victoria Cross or Medal of Honor awardee?

The business model must include not telling customers they are a descendant of the most notorious rapist and murderer in the history of Scotland, for example.


Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (5fDan)

I've always assumed it's accurate, no matter what info they pawn off on their "customers."

But I also assume it's an IC/law-enforcement front.

Posted by: Wheels Within Wheels at July 26, 2024 05:54 PM (DctLG)

213 I have a question:
Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet? How does that negate the fact that a bullet was fired at him and almost killed him (as it did someone behind him) in an assasination attempt under the noses of the Secret Service. The fact that it barely missed is pretty irrelevant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

My take is that picture of Trump raising his fist with the American flag in the background impacted a lot of Americans and people around the world and it is driving the Marxists crazy so there are doing anything that they can to diminish Trump on that day. Even leftists Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Osborne (Ozzy's son) have said that it was the most bad assed thing that they ever saw. Osborne even said that he was now voting for Trump.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

214 206 Where in the Bible does it say that you can’t hump a couch?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 05:54 PM (v6JzV)

215 the olympics did a tranny re-enactment of the Last Supper.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h60VDGdaH54

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 05:55 PM (e8Sk7)

216 The business model must include not telling customers they are a descendant of the most notorious rapist and murderer in the history of Scotland, for example.


Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (5fDan)
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Must be the same business model as the "regression therapy hypnotists" that claim to take you back to your "past lives." It never seems to be just a line of boring peasantry stretching back to ancient times...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 05:55 PM (BpYfr)

217 Needs repeated:
The Harris-Biden administration is the largest child sex trafficking ring in the world.
More than all other child sex traffickers combined.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 05:55 PM (Uc+yv)

218 195 The Olympics haven't been the same since the Soviet Union fell. I always liked seeing the west VS the evil empire. Doesn't have the same excitement and tension now.

Plus it's all gay and retarded now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

The Cold War Olympics were definitely more fun.

Still, I do want to see Team USA crush the opposition like grapes even so.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 05:55 PM (8sMut)

219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h60VDGdaH54
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 05:55 PM (e8Sk7)


that's disturbing as hell.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Why does it matter if Trump was hit by the actual bullet or shrapnel from t he bullet? How does that negate the fact that a bullet was fired at him and almost killed him (as it did someone behind him) in an assasination attempt under the noses of the Secret Service. The fact that it barely missed is pretty irrelevant.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 05:48 PM


It matters. If they keep saying it often enough people will believe that Trump wasn't actually "shot", he was just injured.


Words have meanings and the left it trying to get away from the fact that Trump was literally shot in an assassination attempt, they are trying to change what actually happened into a work place accident where Trump got hurt sort of event.


No different from the left claiming that harris was never appointed border czar even though there is tons of video and written articles proving that she was. It's an alternate reality that liberals can live in and believe whatever they want to. Problem is they are trying to drag the rest of the country into their fantasy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:56 PM (QNSds)

221 With what we *do* know about feralgov, I suspect they've been collecting DNA from as many sources as they can get away with for several years.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:11 PM (FnneF)

Ya know that yearly blood work your doctor does? Heh.
*wink*wink*

Posted by: Your feral government at July 26, 2024 05:56 PM (iODuv)

222 If illegal aliens are in fact that, they are criminals to begin with. The rest is just details.

But then, I want to live in a serious country. In most countries I have been in, keeping my passport with me is required, and giving the reception desk my passport number is required by local law.

And many check and stamp your passport - coming AND going.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 05:57 PM (8sMut)

223 Anyway, back to drinking and driving......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

224 >>> 220
==
It matters. If they keep saying it often enough people will believe that Trump wasn't actually "shot", he was just injured.


Words have meanings and the left it trying to get away from the fact that Trump was literally shot in an assassination attempt, they are trying to change what actually happened into a work place accident where Trump got hurt sort of event.


No different from the left claiming that harris was never appointed border czar even though there is tons of video and written articles proving that she was. It's an alternate reality that liberals can live in and believe whatever they want to. Problem is they are trying to drag the rest of the country into their fantasy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 05:56 PM (QNSds)

Yeah, *this*, too. Remember XiNN's hot take was he FELL. Cvnts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 05:57 PM (FnneF)

225 I want ED-209 to head DHS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:57 PM (d9LQi)

226 When your rulers become intolerable……..

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 05:58 PM (o2ZRX)

227 Speaking of the Olympics, what happened with Mary Lou Retton? Wasn’t she supposedly close to death not too long ago?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 05:51 PM (v6JzV)

She got better.

My sister got to meet her while she was in the hospital. Said she was a very lovely woman.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:58 PM (Z2yLo)

228 The guy killed at the Trump rally was in front of Trump. He was in the bleachers closest to the shooter. Might have been in the way and made the shooter aim higher.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2024 05:58 PM (eDvWc)

229 189 Who gives a flying fuck about Celine Dion and what does she have to do with the Olympics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 26, 2024 05:36 PM

She and Lady Gaga are singing a song together at the opening. Still don't care.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

Celine Dion sang at the Opening Ceremonies of the 1996 Olympics. She was horrible and overrated then, she is now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 05:59 PM (8sMut)

230 Mary Lou Retton survived severe pneumonia, she was intubated, but is on oxygen for life because her lungs are so scarred.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 05:59 PM (9etX0)

231 They want to put an asterisk on that photo, the claim that it was an assassination attempt, the claim that he "took a bullet for democracy," etc.

They want to turn it into a workplace "incident." Like a papercut.

They are children and have to fight every God damned thing they don't like.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 05:59 PM (+x/Sd)

232 But, but in order to justify belittling Trump's narrow escape from Death, they are totally negating the fact that an innocent bystander was killed and others injured. That makes them even smaller and meaner. They look even more ridiculous than the excuses they made for missing the shooter which no one believed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:00 PM (t/2Uw)

233 You have crossed the US border illegally. Return to your country of origin. You have 10 seconds to comply.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 06:00 PM (d9LQi)

234 228 The guy killed at the Trump rally was in front of Trump. He was in the bleachers closest to the shooter. Might have been in the way and made the shooter aim higher.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2024 05:58 PM (eDvWc
Sacrificed a human life for a ranging shot?

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 06:00 PM (o2ZRX)

235 Kamala owns whatever Biden did, and more. Especially the soft-on-crime programs. If anything, she was farther to the Left than Joe.

Just another California Liberal.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 06:01 PM (rj6Yv)

236 >>> 226 When your rulers become intolerable……..
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2024 05:58 PM (o2ZRX)

I wonder how much shrieking Trump would cause if his second inaugural speech was nothing more than reading the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2024 06:02 PM (FnneF)

237 Take a screen grab from that CNN video that shows both teleprompters intact and put it on X.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:02 PM (9etX0)

238 @231

>>They are children and have to fight every God damned thing they don't like.

Yes, they understand the power of images and the power of mockery.

Which is why they go to defcon one over comedy.

And Christopher Wray like the good little deep state flunky was only more than happy to retail leftist agitprop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2024 06:04 PM (11tN9)

239
Do you get your money back if they tell you you are not a descendant of Alexander the Great, Richard the Lionheart, Ceteshwayo, or Montezuma, or of a famous scientist or politician or medical doctor, or a Victoria Cross or Medal of Honor awardee?

The business model must include not telling customers they are a descendant of the most notorious rapist and murderer in the history of Scotland, for example.

Posted by: Gref at July 26, 2024 05:50 PM (5fDan)

It's the same with people that say they lived a past life. They were always a king or a general, they were never a court eunuch or a serf toiling in the fields.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (8mC+I)

240 Good to hear that Mary Lou is on the mend.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (v6JzV)

241 We should drug them. They wake up in some foreign country.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (J8LnB)

242 222 If illegal aliens are in fact that, they are criminals to begin with. The rest is just details.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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Unfortunately, they go to border and claim asylum. If they are at border crossing and Mexican - legit, but they get hearing. If they are not at border crossing but "encountered" then they get hearing date even though they should not. They are now not illegal, as we let them in to wait for hearing. If they are a "gotaway" or not seen they are illegal. If they skip hearing they are illegal.

They are also technically illegal (against US immigration law) if they receive any benefits, commit any crimes, etc. but it all comes down to the asylum hearing and the judges are all commies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (+x/Sd)

243 Take a screen grab from that CNN video that shows both teleprompters intact and put it on X.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:02 PM


That's already been done. It won't affect the liberals. They live in a fantasy land of their own making and no proof that you show them will change their minds. I had a buddy like that back in Connecticut. He was a hard core liberal and would parrot cnn talking points daily. When I showed him proof he claimed it was either russian propaganda or fake.


You can't get through to these people no matter what proof you have. Don't waste your time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (QNSds)

244 So the FBI says Trump was in fact struck by a bullet. Dang, that's some mighty fine police work right there! What would we do without them, believe what we saw with our own eyes?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2024 06:06 PM (2UnvF)

245 Gonna need Wilbur's to deliver me a box of bourbon.

Heh. just kidding. Barely.

I am kind of fucking hating everything right now.

Except my bride, and my sons, and my Mom and my siblings.

Everything else sucks.

Gonna go pray now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 06:06 PM (Ad8y9)

246 Cop sticking his head over the roof spooked the shooter.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:06 PM (9etX0)

247 I've read that it was the first shot that hit Trump.
No idea of the credibility of that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2024 06:06 PM (MeG8a)

248 240 Kinda, anyway. Glad she’s alive.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 06:07 PM (v6JzV)

249 It's the same with people that say they lived a past life. They were always a king or a general, they were never a court eunuch or a serf toiling in the fields.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 06:05 PM (8mC+I)
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The British comedy show Red Dwarf played around with this. Rimmer went through hypno-regression and discovered that in a past life he was Alexander the Great's Chief Eunuch.

Dave Lister: "You know what? I believe ya..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 06:08 PM (BpYfr)

250 ...liberals. They live in a fantasy land of their own making and no proof that you show them will change their minds.
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Buddy's wife thinks Michelle could win the election.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (9etX0)

251 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)

252 OMFG!!!!! "Public service experience".

“Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)

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If you want mass bankruptcy and graves, it's best to be led by an experienced commie ideologue.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 06:10 PM (taOK4)

253 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)


Beef Stroganoff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

254 251 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)

Friday is frozen pizza night, with hot sauce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2024 06:10 PM (eDvWc)

255 Trump is one lucky man
a supersonic rifle bullet came so close to his head, that it nicked his ear

and a sizeable bunch of people don't believe it happened

I can't comprehend that

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

256 Am I weird? I like to eat dry soup directly out of the can.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (v6JzV)

257 Sharon, a little fresh fruit, some cheese and a glass if red.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (5MvGY)

258 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)

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Our favorite, simple comfort food is chili and egg noodles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (taOK4)

259 They are open in their desire to end this country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

I don't think they will like where they will end up living after that.

Posted by: sal at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (4lnL8)

260 “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)


Fine. Now lets do Obama. When he first ran vs Romney.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (3QsZU)

261 Ihave a roasted poblano and some leftover chicken. Maybe an enchilada?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:13 PM (t/2Uw)

262 Mary Lou Retton. I had a huge crush on her. Didn't help that at same time I had a crush on a girl who was not only a gymnast, but a state champion high-diver. Good news, we kissed once.

hey. I was a nerd. Did better than a lot of my nerd friends.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 06:13 PM (Ad8y9)

263 Trump is one lucky man
a supersonic rifle bullet came so close to his head, that it nicked his ear

and a sizeable bunch of people don't believe it happened

I can't comprehend that

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

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Mass Formation Psychosis.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 06:13 PM (taOK4)

264 OT but Elton John had maybe 4 good songs

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 06:14 PM (/7KEl)

265 Ben Had, a glass of red would be nice.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:15 PM (t/2Uw)

266 Keystone meats are very good. I use the chicken a lot for enchiladas and chicken salad. I have fifty pounds of pinto beans, so I think I'm okay there

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 06:15 PM (xjTDL)

267 251 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)

I like eggs and a salad when it's hot outside. Some sort of omelet or frittata and a salad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 06:15 PM (8mC+I)

268 Mary Lou Retton. I had a huge crush on her. Didn't help that at same time I had a crush on a girl who was not only a gymnast, but a state champion high-diver. Good news, we kissed once.

hey. I was a nerd. Did better than a lot of my nerd friends.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at July 26, 2024 06:13 PM (Ad8y9)

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Janet Lynn and Dorothy Hamill (probably why I became an ass & legs man).

I'll be in my bunk ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 06:16 PM (taOK4)

269 It would be interesting to see who is advertising for the Ozemprics. That way you know who this shit appeals to.

My bet is middle aged divorcees with teenagers. They have nothing going on Friday night.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 26, 2024 06:16 PM (wBaIH)

270 “Kamala Harris in and of herself has more experience than the whole GOP ticket put together. They only have six years of public service experience, and I often point out to people, you wouldn’t go into brain surgery and ask for the freshest neurosurgeon out of medical school,” Whitmer said on the podcast “theSkimm’s 9 to 5ish.” “Experience is important.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 05:05 PM (d9LQi)


Fine. Now lets do Obama. When he first ran vs Romney.
Posted by: Dandalo at July 26, 2024 06:12 PM (3QsZU)

Okay. I think JD Vance is far more competent to be Commander-in-Chief than Barry ever was.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 06:16 PM (rj6Yv)

271 251 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)
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And just like that, we are now officially a Food Thread.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 06:16 PM (BpYfr)

272 I have corn tortillas and cheese. Dehydrated refritos if I want to add that. I settled for a very tasteless bagel and cream cheese.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 06:17 PM (xjTDL)

273 Kamala has no relevant experience. None.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 06:17 PM (aVudl)

274 and a sizeable bunch of people don't believe it happened

I can't comprehend that
Posted by: Don Black
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They wanted him dead. Take it as an omen.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:17 PM (9etX0)

275 I'm going to call this Get Drunk Friday.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:18 PM (9etX0)

276 55 degrees and foggy and my wife and mother want to turn the heat on.
I told them go ahead because...
It's July 26.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 26, 2024 06:19 PM (MeG8a)

277 Nope, not an omen. It was a miracle. That's why they don't believe it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2024 06:19 PM (xjTDL)

278
They wanted him dead. Take it as an omen.
Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:17 PM (9etX0)

Concur.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 06:19 PM (rj6Yv)

279 i could just do a big salad. I have the fixings and some prosciutto and Swiss cheese, avocado to make it into a meal. And I don't have to turn on the oven.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:19 PM (t/2Uw)

280 DRINK !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2024 06:20 PM (5MvGY)

281 The Big Salad.

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 06:20 PM (/7KEl)

282 279 i could just do a big salad. I have the fixings and some prosciutto and Swiss cheese, avocado to make it into a meal. And I don't have to turn on the oven.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:19 PM (t/2Uw)

If you're really hungry throw some chicken on the salad, I like a salad with leftover steak or chicken. It's hot outside and I'm thinking a salad with chicken. I'm hungry, sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 06:21 PM (8mC+I)

283 A bowl of cereal has always been the go to for when you can't figure out what to eat.

Raisin Bran has always been a favorite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2024 06:22 PM (11tN9)

284 261 Ihave a roasted poblano and some leftover chicken. Maybe an enchilada?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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grrrr

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 06:23 PM (9etX0)

285 The leftover chicken is from a cornish hen so really needed to be buried in something but I often do leftover steak or pork on my salads. I especially like cold shrimp but too lazy to do that tonight. i even have a few tomatoes from my little garden.
Okay people. Thank you.
BBL

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:24 PM (t/2Uw)

286 Let's all have a big salad

Posted by: Don Black at July 26, 2024 06:26 PM (/7KEl)

287 Tuna!

Posted by: Braenyard at July 26, 2024 06:28 PM (9etX0)

288 283 A bowl of cereal has always been the go to for when you can't figure out what to eat.

Raisin Bran has always been a favorite.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 26, 2024 06:22 PM (11tN9)

I'll just have Wheat Thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near

Posted by: Stormtroopers of Death at July 26, 2024 06:28 PM (8sMut)

289 1

Posted by: Braenyard, ome people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 06:29 PM (9etX0)

290 2

Posted by: Braenyard, ome people need more, so that we all end up in the same place at July 26, 2024 06:32 PM (9etX0)

291 Olympic shooting nood

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at July 26, 2024 06:46 PM (R3yzU)

292 He probably did the 100 meter dash enough running from the cops.
Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Z2yLo)


He was born with a silver spoon and never did any of the things he rapped about......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

His early life bio on Wiki says otherwise. He was NOT a good boy. And no silver spoon.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 26, 2024 06:59 PM (iODuv)

293 I have an idea.
We put microchips in our pets for easy ID when lost. How about this with border crossers.
Easy, 2 minute procedure.
To keep them from digging them out, we do a Snake Plissken chip!
Crime?
Snap, BAM, Like the old school Batman series from the 60s.
Oh, and voting sites too.

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 26, 2024 10:06 PM (etNq4)

294 251 I have to go figure out what to make for dinner but I am not very hungry and kind of ambitionless. Anybody want to share?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 26, 2024 06:09 PM (t/2Uw)
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Yes, what are you going to cook?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fri titbit #07 at July 26, 2024 10:56 PM (qfLjt)

295 Useful info. Fortunate me I found your website unintentionally, and
I am surprised why this twist of fate didn't came about in advance!
I bookmarked it.

Posted by: isolation at July 27, 2024 01:19 AM (sr6dY)

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