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Artistic Elephants Cafe

utrechtcanal.jpg
Utrecht, Netherlands
via Architecture & Tradition (@archi_tradition)

Barroom brawl.

Young Republican In Training.

Seals store a lot of flubber.

Cat wants to help with the Ikea building.

Now pandas are getting out of control, too!

Adopting a feral dog found in the wilderness of the mountains of Montenegro.

Rabbit can't believe you grew all of these crops just for him!

Some stunts make you wonder: "Why?" "Why are you doing this, exactly? Who's this for?" I guess he's a big Indiana Jones fan and wants to prove that Indy's trick of jumping out of a plane on a liferaft and surviving is plausible (if were he also wearing a parachute).

This poor lizard. He's too shy to compete for delicious ants.

The mutual admiration society between this lab and his garbagemen is strong.


Nobody dresses to fly anymore.


I previously linked a video of a dog who spins wildly in some kind of ninja frenzy. Here, he shows off his Spinning Ninjitsu techniques against an enemy, who is equally fearful and confuzzled.

Neighborhood watch.


Wind advisory. Stay with it until the end.

This is a very poignant story: A poor elephant was bullied and ostracized by other elephants in a zoo enclosure.

Because the other elephants were jealous of the attention he was getting.


Because he's a painter.


I did not post this for a while because it seemed... what's the word? Total horseshit.

But it's... real?!

Like several other species that are able to produce abstract art, elephants, using their trunks to hold brushes, create paintings which some have compared to the work of abstract expressionists.[50] Elephant art is now commonly featured at zoos, and is shown in museums and galleries around the world.[51] Ruby at the Phoenix Zoo is considered the original elephant art star,[52] and her paintings have sold for as much as $25,000.[50] Ruby chose her own colors and was said to have a keen sense of which color she wished to use.[52] The Asian Elephant Art & Conservation Project, an "elephant art academy" in New York, teaches elephants retired from the logging industry to paint.[53] For paintings that resemble identifiable objects, teachers give the elephants guidance.[50] An example of this was shown in the TV program Extraordinary Animals, in which elephants at a camp in Thailand were able to draw portraits with flowers. Although the images were drawn by the elephants, there was always a trainer assisting and guiding the movement.[54]

A popular video showing an elephant painting a picture of another elephant became widespread on Internet news and video websites.[55] The website Snopes.com, which specializes in debunking urban legends, lists the video as "partly true", in that the elephant produced the brush strokes, but notes that the similarity of the produced paintings is indicative of a learned sequence of strokes rather than a creative effort on the part of the elephant.[54]

Well... may be. But humans learn to be artists by repetition and copying, too.


It's too cute, make it stop!



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM




Comments

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1 Thanks ACE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2024 07:40 PM (7O3of)

2 I'll fetch the others.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2024 07:40 PM (7O3of)

3 Fetched.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2024 07:41 PM (7O3of)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

5 Rabbit might end up as dinner for some bacon seeds.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2024 07:42 PM (FnneF)

6 You know who ELSE was ostracized because of their passion for art, and also a program of systematic genocide, but mostly the art passion thing??

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at July 25, 2024 07:43 PM (icI8A)

7 Bear needs to cut down on caffeine

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

8 >>> 7 Bear needs to cut down on caffeine
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

No way. I saw what happened to my brother when he switched to blow.

Posted by: caffeine bear at July 25, 2024 07:44 PM (FnneF)

9 Going to Lancaster last weekend saw sign
miniature goats and meat rabbits ( for sale)

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

10 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee, which later became known as a massacre of Native Americans, to make certain the awards were warranted.

The reassessment — requested by Congress in 2022 — will be completed by a five-person panel of experts charged with examining each individual recipient’s actions during the incident at Wounded Knee Creek in South Dakota, Austin wrote in a July 19 memorandum. He ordered the panel to provide a recommendation to retain or rescind each individual Medal of Honor by Oct. 15.

“The scope of the [panel’s] review is limited to reviewing each [Wounded Knee Creek Medal of Honor] awardee’s individual actions during this specific engagement on or about Dec. 29, 1890,” Austin wrote in the memo made public Wednesday. The panel “may consider the context of the overall engagement as appropriate, including as necessary to understand each … recipient’s individual actions.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 07:45 PM (d9LQi)

11 Manatees should be good eatin'? As far as seafood goes?

Posted by: Try them on for size at July 25, 2024 07:46 PM (BfpYS)

12 I'd like to see Israel create a tour for Queers for Palestine. They could provide shirts for the tour group while in the areas with lots of Muslims, with Queers for Palestine in Hebrew front and back, the queer rainbow above the Palestinian flag on the front, back, and both sleeves. On the front, it should also say Queers for Palestine in Arabic, and Proudly Homosexual on the back in Arabic. The tour group should be told that they identity the tour to Israeli law enforcement and the IDF.

The tour should include the highlights in Gaza and the West Bank, without any Israeli support. I'm SURE that Hamas and the Palestinian Authority would just LOVE the outpouring of support....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2024 07:46 PM (VNX3d)

13 >> Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee, which later became known as a massacre of Native Americans, to make certain the awards were warranted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 07:45 PM

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2024 07:47 PM (VGOMa)

14 Hola l

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 25, 2024 07:47 PM (41HF3)

15 Bear needs to cut down on caffeine
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 07:44 PM


For DiCaprio, it was either that, or alcohol.

Posted by: Revenant Bear at July 25, 2024 07:47 PM (EUcbP)

16 Bear zoomies!

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 07:48 PM (pZEOD)

17 I trekked
You trekked
We all trekked
To Utrecht!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2024 07:48 PM (nOjd9)

18 I think that rabbit was in my garden. Got zero green beans from the first round.

Bastages.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2024 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

19 Manatees should be good eatin'? As far as seafood goes?
Posted by: Try them on for size at July 25, 2024 07:46 PM (BfpYS)


Ever tried land hippo?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9)

20
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee,

___________

Do John Kerry next.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:50 PM (1Nxff)

21 Ever tried land hippo?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2024 07:49 PM


My people used every part of the land hippo.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (EUcbP)

22 Well, that "barroom brawl" ain't exactly like the saloon fight in Dodge City, but I guess it'll have to do.

Oy, rabbits. The bane of my existence. Fortunately, I make a bootleg rabbit repellant that is pretty effective (works on deer, too).

Posted by: Paco at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)

23 6 You know who ELSE was ostracized because of their passion for art, and also a program of systematic genocide, but mostly the art passion thing??
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at July 25, 2024 07:43 PM (icI8A)

Hey, Broseidon! Haven't seen you around in a while, good to know you still hang out with us now and then.

*I mean, maybe you're here all the time, but my own attendance is spotty, so

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

24 Apparently I'm too young to see the Instagram post.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (1bNHn)

25 Apparently Popehat sperged out on one of the faggy left wing Twitter variants, Blue Sky I think, and was calling for political violence against Republicans, and then checked himself into the nuthouse because he had a bad case of the sadz.

Lol, lmao even. Chuds keep winning.

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (icI8A)

26 Thanks for the cafe ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (hqusk)

27 Nope, no hippos around these parts. Moose are said to be OK eatin' and they are arguably more dangerous than bears. They kill more people annually if I recall statistics correctly. Hippos eat aquatic stuff, right? Feed 'em on walnuts and other goodies and I bet they would be tasty.

Posted by: Try them on for size at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (BfpYS)

28
Can we also review JFK's performance as a PT boat skipper and LBJ's Silver Star?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

29 Howdy Dash! Nah you're correct, I check in very infrequently, but it's been an interesting couple of weeks so I wanted to see how this place was doing.

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at July 25, 2024 07:52 PM (icI8A)

30 I think that rabbit was in my garden. Got zero green beans from the first round.

Bastages.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2024 07:48 PM


Right up there with people who don't nood, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at July 25, 2024 07:52 PM (EUcbP)

31 One time when I was not looking an otter transferred it's sins into me.

Posted by: Pawl at July 25, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

32 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee,

___________

Do John Kerry next.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No thanks, Just change his award to the Heinz Coffee Ring of Quality.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2024 07:52 PM (VNX3d)

33
I used to read Popehat occasionally way back when. Another one who went nuts, like whatsisname, the prosecutor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:55 PM (1Nxff)

34 One time when I was not looking an otter transferred it's sins into me.
Posted by: Pawl at July 25, 2024 07:52 PM


Must have been one of those sea otters, because from what I've learned here, river otters are without sin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at July 25, 2024 07:55 PM (EUcbP)

35 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee,

___________

Do John Kerry next.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:50 PM (1Nxff)

Calling balls and strikes over 100 years later for political reasons. Yay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 07:56 PM (y31cs)

36 Rabbit can't believe you grew all of these crops just for him!
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The yellow zucchini flowers are very tasty, egg-battered and pan-fried. [Although it means you won't have a zucchini grow there.]

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 07:56 PM (wse2C)

37 Nope, no hippos around these parts. Moose are said to be OK eatin'
Posted by: Try them on for size

Sister says by the time they finished the Moose meat they were extremely tired of moose stroganoff and moose burgers. She told her hub: not another one ever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2024 07:56 PM (7O3of)

38 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee, which later became known as a massacre of Native Americans, to make certain the awards were warranted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 07:45 PM

At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2024 07:47 PM (VGOMa)

I believe they gave an entire regiment MOHs just for re-enlisting. It took a while to make it the most elite decoration.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

39 I used to read Popehat occasionally way back when. Another one who went nuts, like whatsisname, the prosecutor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:55 PM (1Nxff)

Patterico.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 07:57 PM (y31cs)

40 "Manatees should be good eatin'? As far as seafood goes?
Posted by: Try them on for size "

It's the bacon of the sea.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

41 Hey, Aetius!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 07:58 PM (v6JzV)

42 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 07:59 PM (v6JzV)

43 Again for 2nd year I think we have a whitetail doe with twins, at least see them together.
If her or others, they have taken to eating my cucumber leaves that grow outside the fence. They don't eat flowers nor the cucumbers.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

44 It's the bacon of the sea.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2024 07:57 PM


We're the Surströmming.

Posted by: Penguins at July 25, 2024 08:00 PM (EUcbP)

45 >>>Young Republican In Training.

Which one represented the Republican... The stuffed animal lying on its back, showing its belly and making some kind of wannabe ferocious noise?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2024 08:01 PM (klJTj)

46
Who is the Artist -- An Elephant, or Hunter Biden?

Would there not be much entertainment in such a competition?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2024 08:02 PM (xG4kz)

47 Can we also review JFK's performance as a PT boat skipper and LBJ's Silver Star?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

Consensus is K had to be screwing around / sleeping on duty to get bisected by a destroyer and sunk. He did seem pretty active after in getting out of that pickle afterward.

very Westley Crusher like. I haven't looked about for even more deep dark secrets.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

48 Which one represented the Republican... The stuffed animal lying on its back, showing its belly and making some kind of wannabe ferocious noise?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

The pouncing kitten of course.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2024 08:02 PM (ftFVW)

49 Every medal awarded should come with a disclaimer:

"By current standards your acts were meritorious and deserving of recognition. However, if at some future time new standards come into vogue, your medal is subject to rescission should your actions be deemed to offend the standards of the day."

"Beware that such action may be taken posthumously when you are no longer present to defend your honor."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2024 08:03 PM (nOjd9)

50 Me and Heidi's real first date was when she came to FL. And we snorkeled with the manatees. Good times. The rest is history.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:03 PM (JKWTt)

51 Saw that pulling MoH medals from Wounded Knee.
Cultural Marxism has taken over the Army

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

52 Cat gets a hold of a rubber band and gets more than he bargained for.
https://is.gd/MZTiMd

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2024 08:05 PM (klJTj)

53
The yellow zucchini flowers are very tasty, egg-battered and pan-fried. [Although it means you won't have a zucchini grow there.]
Posted by: andycanuck


Plant transzucchini (aka "tranzini") and you'll not have that problem!

Swearsies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2024 08:05 PM (xG4kz)

54 Windy weather has me LoL

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

55
I haven't looked about for even more deep dark secrets.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

_________

I reckon in another 10 years when that generation has finally died off we'll find out just how awful and overrated the whole Kennedy clan really was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:06 PM (1Nxff)

56 50 “Mine and Heidi’s”

Good grief, Cannibal Bob, if you’re gonna eat people, at least get their grammar right first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 08:07 PM (v6JzV)

57 The Left, now: EVERYONE SHOULD MARRY WITHIN THEIR OWN RACE!

How did we get here?!
Posted by: pookysgirl

Because leftards have always been among the most racist people anywhere. Remember it's always projection.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 08:07 PM (lX8VI)

58 27 Hippos eat aquatic stuff, right? Feed 'em on walnuts and other goodies and I bet they would be tasty.

Posted by: Try them on for size at July 25, 2024 07:51 PM (BfpYS)
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They eat grass and your vegetable garden and your pretty flowers and ..... bushes. If you hear a bustle in your hedgerow then it's a hippo barging through. Say goodbye to your shrubbery.
(Personal experiences from the Nile and Lake Victoria)

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #11 at July 25, 2024 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

59 I guess any MoH from Vietnam fighting Communists might be pulled soon

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

60 I saw a manatee for 1st time at Homosassa Springs State Park. Florida last week. It was in an enclosed lagoon. It seemed to be about the size of a Mazda Miata. Some nasty fish were nibbling on its tail causing bleeding . Bonus was hippopotamus in adjacent lagoon.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 25, 2024 08:08 PM (vKpjx)

61 The yellow zucchini flowers are very tasty, egg-battered and pan-fried. [Although it means you won't have a zucchini grow there.]

Posted by: andycanuck

This. And Italian delicacy. Called googotz.i gagootz.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:08 PM (JKWTt)

62 Via CFP, weinermobile involved in accident:

https://tinyurl.com/4f39ysr2

The CFP link promises "bonus footage of occupants exiting mini weinermobile" but it won't open for me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 08:08 PM (Dm8we)

63 50 Me and Heidi's real first date was when she came to FL. And we snorkeled with the manatees. Good times. The rest is history.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:03 PM (JKWTt)


We snorkeled with them too! Like a giant leather couch gliding by. Reach out to touch them and a cloud of dust blooms up in the water.

We were in brackish water with low visibility unfortunately, so I think there was a lot of silt in the water that collected on their backs.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 25, 2024 08:09 PM (NMT5x)

64 Good grief, Cannibal Bob, if you’re gonna eat people, at least get their grammar right first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 08:07 PM (v6JzV)

Lol. You mean. 'Gramma, right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (JKWTt)

65 "I TOLD Prime Minister Netanyahu " I would pay to see Netanyahu's expression. They better get Kumala a teleprompter because reading off a piece of paper makes her look just like Latrine.

Good night for bourbon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (5MvGY)

66 I have two Dolphin painted paintings in my house. 12" x 12". Mothers day gifts to my wife from my son, as we wound up at some dolphin place in California a couple of Mothers Days while he was in HS band. Couldn't afford the big, big 18" x 18" ones but some of them were just bad ass. We watched one of them being painted and it was fun to watch the dolphin look and then do a couple of brush strokes and look again.
I would love to get an Elephant painted one.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (xcIvR)

67 I still think Columbia's hippos are a cool story.

Even though the enviros are whining how they are upsetting the ecosystem.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (zEr+y)

68 Oh, noes! Those *rascally* Republican Governors!

"Chicago will be on the global stage for the Democratic National Convention and volunteers who’ve been working with migrants in the city are on high alert.

Service providers and city officials worry that Republican governors will reignite their strategy to send busloads of asylum seekers to Chicago in attempts to embarrass Democrats over failed immigration policy. They anticipate needing upwards of 25,000 beds in the lead up to the August convention."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (EUcbP)

69 25 Apparently Popehat sperged out on one of the faggy left wing Twitter variants, Blue Sky I think, and was calling for political violence against Republicans, and then checked himself into the nuthouse because he had a bad case of the sadz.
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I guess he self-released then because he's on his "bsky" account right now pushing the co#ch-f#cker lie but seems upset about people [supposedly] lying about him.

Popehat‬ ‪@kenwhite.bsky.social‬ · 7h
Hi. I was away for a week. Hope everyone is doing well.

There are people who believe the reasons for my absence are shameful and disqualifying for full participation on public life.

Those people can snort my taint.

If you need help, get help. Don’t wait to be in crisis. You can feel better.
/1

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (wse2C)

70 I reckon in another 10 years when that generation has finally died off we'll find out just how awful and overrated the whole Kennedy clan really was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:06 PM (1Nxff)

Well I'm of the generation fragment that was too late for Camelot to be anything but tarnished. Saw RFK shot when I was six or seven before school, and all that was left was Teddy's dissipation and some small fry.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 08:10 PM (eoQWY)

71 Well better turn this off, 3:45am is awful early
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

72 I think they should leave those 1890 MOHs alone. Retracting them accomplishes nothing.

History is what it is.

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:11 PM (/7KEl)

73 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee.

How about a Lenin tomb for Obama that doubles as a urinal when the time comes.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 25, 2024 08:11 PM (x0zYr)

74 And they make great Christmas presents!

Posted by: Shirley Temple wants one at July 25, 2024 08:11 PM (NMT5x)

75 Re pixy / AnandTech -
The launch date of AMD's Ryzen 9000 series has been pushed back by one to two weeks after faulty chips were detected in the initial production run. Apparently all chips shipped to retailers have been recalled for testing before any are sold. ...
Which is a lot better than selling them for a couple of years before admitting that there's a problem.


Intel is now asking AMD to hold their rusty CPUs: youtu.be/1GGPwckQ2zE
Intel 13-14 gen CPUs have a shelflife, we learn. This affects game servers hardest. Intel refused to admit anything for years.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 25, 2024 08:12 PM (gKWVE)

76 "62 Via CFP, weinermobile involved in accident"

Carlos Danger was not hurt, though he did get a little mustard on his shirt.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at July 25, 2024 08:12 PM (qUkBO)

77 Breaking - Biden accidentally releases his "kill switch" exposing the entire Democrat party as a pedophile, satanist death cult.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (66WKI)

78 Teddy's dissipation and some small fry.

WAITRESS SANDWICH!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (x0zYr)

79 Has anyone been on a Carnivore diet? If so, how long and have you seen results?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (JKWTt)

80 I guess the picture is OK but all I can think about are the mosquitoes that must thrive on that dark wet place.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (UWRAE)

81 Every YouTube video I watch has a commercial with Kamala begging me for $10.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (pufNW)

82 And it's Mt McKinley

and Mt Evans

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (/7KEl)

83 Painted dolphins and a bottle o' wine, mama!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (wse2C)

84 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has ordered a review of 20 Medals of Honor given to U.S. soldiers for their actions during the 1890 Battle of Wounded Knee.
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Why? Did it turn out they were only hit by shrapnel?

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 08:14 PM (lX8VI)

85
Biden accidentally releases his "kill switch" exposing the entire Democrat party as a pedophile, satanist death cult.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (66WKI)

_________

Is that supposed to be shocking?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:14 PM (1Nxff)

86 Alvin York and Audie Murphy were just too mean to the Germans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2024 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

87 It's good to know that the Army is so focused on it's future.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

88 Every YouTube video I watch has a commercial with Kamala begging me for $10.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (pufNW)

Did she say what she'd do for it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:15 PM (JKWTt)

89 So are they going to demand that next of kin hand back any MOH in their possession from 130 years ago? I would just tell them to FU.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #12 at July 25, 2024 08:15 PM (qfLjt)

90 I changed a tire on that POS once.
Under a bridge, downtown.

Which came on the radio when I was doing it causing me to giggle.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:16 PM (xcIvR)

91 Alvin York
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Gobbling like a turkey is cheating.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 08:16 PM (wse2C)

92 I case you missed my shamelessly stolen joke earlier, Kumala has dropped more boxers than Mohammed Ali.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:17 PM (5MvGY)

93 Intel 13-14 gen CPUs have a shelflife, we learn. This affects game servers hardest. Intel refused to admit anything for years.

Maybe I ought to be glad my new computer came with a 12th gen, despite it being advertised as a 3.5Ghz processor, and turning up as a 1.7 GHz processor.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (kvrZb)

94 That whole family wasn't worth a shit.

Posted by: Martha Moxley at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (CV8a5)

95 71 Well better turn this off, 3:45am is awful early
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

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There's a 3:45 in the AM now? When did that happen?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (3ytZq)

96 Has anyone been on a Carnivore diet? If so, how long and have you seen results?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

*backs slowly out of the room*

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

97 Go after a bunch of dead guys for their moh’s. What a horrible bunch of assholes we have in DC. People who cannot defend themselves.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (5rbBj)

98 Utrecht is pretty. Utrecht Centraal train station is uglier than hammered sin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 08:19 PM (0FoWg)

99 81 Every YouTube video I watch has a commercial with Kamala begging me for $10.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:13 PM (pufNW)

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Same as in town?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 25, 2024 08:19 PM (3ytZq)

100 The flesh of the Manatee is white and delicate, and tastes like young pork eaten fresh or salted, while the fat forms excellent lard. The cured flesh keeps long without corruption, and it will continue good several weeks, even in the hot climate of which it is a native, when other meat would not resist putrefaction for as many days.
The fibres and the lean part of the flesh are like beef, but more red; it takes a very long time boiling. The fat of the young one is like pork, and can scarcely be distinguished from it, while the lean eats like veal.
The fat, which lies between the entrails and skin has a pleasant smell, and tastes like the oil of sweet almonds. It makes an admirable substitute for butter, and does not turn rancid in the sun. The fat of the tail is of a firmer consistence, and when boiled is more delicate than the other.

Posted by: Manatee Facts at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

101 Cannibal Bob, vmom has.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (5MvGY)

102 76 "62 Via CFP, weinermobile involved in accident"

Carlos Danger was not hurt, though he did get a little mustard on his shirt.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at July 25, 2024 08:12 PM (qUkBO)

90 I changed a tire on that POS once.
Under a bridge, downtown.

Which came on the radio when I was doing it causing me to giggle.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:16 PM (xcIvR)


Forgot to include WTF I was commenting about.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (xcIvR)

103
The Kennedys were very good about suppressing a lot of less than hagiographical books. Nigel Hamilton had to drop his planned three-volume biography of JFK after the first book was published.

But the family no longer has that kind of pull. And there's a lot of awful to be uncovered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:21 PM (1Nxff)

104 Ben Had - that was funny!



Too bad for her she's past her sell by date. No one's gonna want favors from her anymore.

Posted by: Shirley Temple wants one at July 25, 2024 08:23 PM (NMT5x)

105 But the family no longer has that kind of pull. And there's a lot of awful to be uncovered.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:21 PM (1Nxff)

Well the lobotomy they did on one of the sisters was pretty bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 08:23 PM (eoQWY)

106 100 - Cant decide if that's better in a David Attenborough or Werner Herzog voice.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 08:24 PM (Dm8we)

107 how could a biography of JFK fill 3 volumes

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

108 Does anyone care about the Kennedys anymore? Anyone who was old enough to care about JFK or even RFK is getting up there in years or is gone from this earth. Certainly nobody under 60 gives any fucks.

And it’s been so overplayed with movies and books already. Not much left to say.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:26 PM (pufNW)

109 So are they going to demand that next of kin hand back any MOH in their possession from 130 years ago? I would just tell them to FU.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #12 at July 25, 2024 08:15 PM (qfLjt)


According to one source, Trump was asking very detailed questions about Vet suicides on the lead up to this year, I suspect it is going to be an area of attention, and I bet the MoH is going to get rolled into it.
"come, join the military, get shat upon and ignored until you kill yourself. Then they take your awards away. It is the Dem way of Death before Dishonor"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

110 Don Black, the early years, the middle years and the end years

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:26 PM (5MvGY)

111 107 His sex life.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 08:28 PM (v6JzV)

112 off non-alcoholic drink sock!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 25, 2024 08:28 PM (NMT5x)

113
how could a biography of JFK fill 3 volumes
Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

_________

Robert Caro has written four volumes on LBJ and hasn't even gotten to his presidency. Hamilton's first volume was on the young JFK. I suppose the second would be on him as a legislator and the third on his presidency.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 08:28 PM (1Nxff)

114 "Chappaquiddick" came out a few decades too late but it did come out.
And then you got the druggies like David, and Saoirse Kennedy Hill's experimentation with *takes deep breath* "methadone, fluoxetine, norfluoxetine, diazepam, nordiazepam, and alcohol".

Posted by: a haunting at Hyannis Port at July 25, 2024 08:29 PM (gKWVE)

115 107 how could a biography of JFK fill 3 volumes
Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

Hagiography.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:29 PM (y31cs)

116 I'm so glad the media has cleared up all the misinformation floating around!

It's CUM-Allah

Trump's ear was hit by a stray carrot.

CUM-Allah wasn't the border czar.

Obama really wants to endorse CUM-Allah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (rJ7Hd)

117 Posted by: Manatee Facts at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

Tell me you have been reading the "south sea reports" from the Haykluyt Society without telling me you have been reading the Haykluyt journals of the voyages of the English Speaking Peoples.

Oooh, that particular report I think also discusses COCONUTS!!!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (D7oie)

118 Aetius, how is Ajax?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (5MvGY)

119 Posted by: Manatee Facts at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

The Park should post those facts on a large laminated plywood sign.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (vKpjx)

120 100 - Cant decide if that's better in a David Attenborough or Werner Herzog voice.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Justin Wilson, FTW !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (TX4bP)

121 >Robert Caro has written four volumes on LBJ and hasn't even gotten to his presidency.
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see, I don't get that. Are they chronicling everything the guy did, every day of his life?

Anyway...©

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

122 *backs slowly out of the room*

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

Lmao!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (JKWTt)

123 "They served at a variety of posts in the Southwest and Great Plains, taking part in most of the military campaigns during the decades-long Indian Wars –– during which they compiled a distinguished record, with 18 Buffalo Soldiers awarded the Medal of Honor."

Will these be reviewed as well?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (Dm8we)

124 118 Aetius, how is Ajax?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (5MvGY)

I was saving it for the pet thread.

He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y31cs)

125 Kamala Harris campaigns for President on RuPaul's Drag Race.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3v22ym

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #13 at July 25, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)

126 107 how could a biography of JFK fill 3 volumes

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

I bet Nasty Piglosi is at lease two chapters worth of Penthouse letters type shit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:33 PM (xcIvR)

127 I bet Nasty Piglosi is at lease two chapters worth of Penthouse letters type shit.
Posted by: Reforger

??????

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:33 PM (pufNW)

128 Details of the Weinermobile accident from Star Fleet Archives:

"The hot-dog shaped Wienermobile hit a car Monday morning along Interstate 294 and its driver lost control and overcorrected, causing it to roll onto its side near the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Illinois State Police said.

No injuries were reported after the crash, which prompted the closure of the right lane of northbound I-294 for more than an hour, officials said."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 25, 2024 08:33 PM (EUcbP)

129 Oh Aetius, I am so sorry.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

130 Old-timey sailors thought manatees were mermaids. I guess years at sea without seeing any women will do that to you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (0HOXn)

131 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y31cs)

Ah, man. So sorry, Aetius.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

132 111 107 His sex life.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 08:28 PM (v6JzV)


Apparently his staying power was shorter than Bribem's attention span.

Skills got nothing to do with it when you're the president.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (NMT5x)

133 Cannibal Bob, vmom has.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (5MvGY)

That's right! I remember her being excited about it. I'll track her down. And Xo Ben.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (JKWTt)

134 Young Republican In Training.

Pouncing! Seizing!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2024 08:35 PM (kgE5c)

135 129 Oh Aetius, I am so sorry.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

Me too. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:35 PM (y31cs)

136 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y31cs)


Ugh. So so sorry.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:35 PM (JKWTt)

137 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I'm so sorry. Sending hugs your way.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM (iZbyp)

138 Ah, man. So sorry, Aetius.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2024 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

Thank you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM (y31cs)

139 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM


Aw, hell. {bro hug}

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM (kgE5c)

140 Cannibal Bob, hugs to you and Heidi. Looking forward to a time we can share a drink together.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM (5MvGY)

141 124 118 Aetius, how is Ajax?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (5MvGY)

I was saving it for the pet thread.

He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y31cs)

Sorry, man.

I've been there, and it hurts.

More than you think it would or should. But those critters really work their way into our hearts.

Posted by: Sad as it might be, my dogs may be my best friends at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (JghT2)

142 I'll hand it to AMD, they stood up and halted distribution of their potentially faulty chips. At any rate, AMD doesnt have a foundry so whatever happened is TSMC's problem.

Meanwhile, months ago, Intel said "Huh? What problem? We know nothing!"
And then followed that up with a BIOS update because they blamed the motherboard manufacturers for setting the power profiles & limits too high.

Several months later we come to find out that it's not the motherboards but faulty chips caused by oxidation of copper in the VIAs (interconnects between chip layers).

Intel is now promising a microcode update... in August!

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (6ydKt)

143 “Service providers“

A friendly reminder that English is dead.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)

144 Cannibal Bob, hugs to you and Heidi. Looking forward to a time we can share a drink together.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM


I'd be wary of sharing a 'hot tub', though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (EUcbP)

145 117
Oooh, that particular report I think also discusses COCONUTS!!!"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 08:30 PM (D7oie)
----
Does it mention swallows?
Flying laden swallows?
Flying coconut laden swallows?

Posted by: Ciampino - Ecstatic Thor Day #14 at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (qfLjt)

146 I was saving it for the pet thread.

He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:32 PM (y31cs


Sorry to hear that. We've all been there. Bad pain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:39 PM (mzM2O)

147 That's a spicy meatsaball~

@EpochTimes 4m
Boeing Liable for $940 Million Under Proposed Plea Agreement

Prosecutors accused Boeing of conspiring to defraud the Federal Aviation Administration by withholding information.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2024 08:39 PM (IG4Id)

148 Duncanthrax, not a problem. I only do water troughs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:40 PM (5MvGY)

149 145
Or was it coconuts in this category "Objects Removed From Rectal Cavity"

Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum

https://mol.im/a/13217791

Posted by: Ciampino - Ecstatic Thor Day #15 at July 25, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

150 I put the instagram post in the main body of the post, as a link.

Posted by: ace at July 25, 2024 08:41 PM (KRtlO)

151 108 Does anyone care about the Kennedys anymore? Anyone who was old enough to care about JFK or even RFK is getting up there in years or is gone from this earth. Certainly nobody under 60 gives any fucks.

And it’s been so overplayed with movies and books already. Not much left to say.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:26 PM (pufNW)

I shouted out, “Who killed the Kennedys?” When after all, it was you and me.

Posted by: The Devil at July 25, 2024 08:42 PM (8sMut)

152 So sorry Aetius451AD.

There is only one cure for the woes of a passing friend.

PUPPY!!

My wife's pug basically sleeps all the time now.
Won't be long.
I already miss what he was. Now it's elder care.
Only 13...

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 08:43 PM (xcIvR)

153 143 “Service providers“

A friendly reminder that English is dead.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)

I was told this morning I have an appointment with a provider on Monday morning. I wanted to call back and ask “Of?”

People would like retards when they say crap like that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 25, 2024 08:44 PM (8sMut)

154 Pet peeve

Stop calling it the Democratic convention and the Democratic Party.

There's nothing Democratic about them.

It's the democrat convention. And the democrat party.


Jeebus guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (HXGNm)

155 Has anyone been on a Carnivore diet? If so, how long and have you seen results?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


I gave it a whirl for about a month last year and lost five pounds; however, a genetic predisposition for the consumption of cornbread, rice and homemade biscuits caused my diet to derail and go crashing into a gorge.

Posted by: Paco at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (njExo)

156 150 I put the instagram post in the main body of the post, as a link.

Posted by: ace at July 25, 2024 08:41 PM (KRtlO)
Thanks.

I can't view any Facebook/Instagram embeds.
I put some kind of blocking script in my browser over a decade ago to prevent Zuckerberg from tracking every move I make on the web.

Now I can't remember what the script was much less how to disable the it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (6ydKt)

157 I'm still listening to the Dead Kennedys, so that family of immoral celebutards is still marginally relevant.

Posted by: To Drunk To, Well, You Know at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (JghT2)

158 Taiwanese man, 56, needs COCONUT removed from his rectum

Is that you, Admiral Ackbar? Not. Gonna. Click.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2024 08:46 PM (mH6SG)

159 Duncanthrax, not a problem. I only do water troughs.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:40 PM (5MvGY)


Once had a lovely weekend with a friend who rigged a hot tub out of a stock tank, a 55 gallon burn barrel and copper tubing bringing in fresh water from a creek.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)

160 Every diet fails because God made carbs tasty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:46 PM (mzM2O)

161
My people used every part of the land hippo.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren


We did not devour, however, those land hippos which visited abortion clinics, for we considered them to be the most worthy of being revered among all creatures of the earth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2024 08:46 PM (xG4kz)

162 108 Does anyone care about the Kennedys anymore? Anyone who was old enough to care about JFK or even RFK is getting up there in years or is gone from this earth. Certainly nobody under 60 gives any fucks.

And it’s been so overplayed with movies and books already. Not much left to say.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 25, 2024 08:26 PM (pufNW)

We do.

Don’t blame us, a dwindling generation of voters made him President.

Posted by: Historians at July 25, 2024 08:46 PM (8sMut)

163 Posted by: Manatee Facts at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

The Park should post those facts on a large laminated plywood sign.
Posted by: CapeFear


All plywood is laminated. That's what makes it plywood.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

164 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at

I am so sorry. We all understand this pain, you are among friends. Grieve. We got you virtually.

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (pZEOD)

165 Several months later we come to find out that it's not the motherboards but faulty chips caused by oxidation of copper in the VIAs (interconnects between chip layers).
-------

Recollects IC 'Purple Plague', from the late 70's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (XeU6L)

166 154 Pet peeve

Stop calling it the Democratic convention and the Democratic Party.

There's nothing Democratic about them.

It's the democrat convention. And the democrat party.


Jeebus guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (HXGNm)

Surely you jest!

Posted by: German Democratic Republic at July 25, 2024 08:48 PM (8sMut)

167 So sorry for your loss, Aetius451AD. I know how it hurts.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2024 08:48 PM (xjTDL)

168 160 Every diet fails because God made carbs tasty.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024

You are baiting me, aren’t you?

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 08:48 PM (pZEOD)

169 Yesterday's problem in the east-bound lanes of the Poplar St Bridge into St. Louis from IL was that someone jumped into the Mississippi. I don't know anymore. Maybe someone from STL may shed more light? I hope that person got rescued.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #16 at July 25, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

170 When I lost my last cat to kidney failure, I haven't yet been able to go get more cats.

I wanted a break for a while. I had them for 16 years.

Not sure if I want to go through it again but at the same time I want to give a cat a home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:49 PM (mzM2O)

171 Now I'm confused. Is it Democrat or democratic socialists?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (5MvGY)

172 160 Every diet fails because God made carbs tasty. - AlaBAMA

I'll say! After a month of carnivore I finally broke down and had a Pepsi, and it was the best thing I ever drank. I felt like those sunburnt, dehydrated German troops in the movie Sahara who threw down their rifles and surrendered in order to get a drink of water.

Posted by: Paco at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (njExo)

173 Cannibal Bob, hugs to you and Heidi. Looking forward to a time we can share a drink together.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:36 PM (5MvGY)

Dear Ben, this will happen.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (JKWTt)

174 Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (y31cs)

175
Certainly nobody under 60 gives any fucks.


Those of us nearing 29 give fewer fucks. Fight me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (xG4kz)

176 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
Your son wasn’t born gay,
@elonmusk
. No one is. ‘Born this way’ is a lie, propaganda invented in the 1990s with no basis in science. We’ve sequenced the human genome. There is no gay gene. Homosexual behavior is a symptom.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (TGPs7)

177 163 Posted by: Manatee Facts at July 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

The Park should post those facts on a large laminated plywood sign.
Posted by: CapeFear

All plywood is laminated. That's what makes it plywood.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)
----
Hey we have ATM machines ...... just saying.
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #17 at July 25, 2024 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

178 176 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
Your son wasn’t born gay,
@elonmusk
. No one is. ‘Born this way’ is a lie, propaganda invented in the 1990s with no basis in science. We’ve sequenced the human genome. There is no gay gene. Homosexual behavior is a symptom.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 08:50 PM (TGPs7

What a turn around he's made.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:51 PM (mzM2O)

179 Ummm...no, I did not kill any of the Kennedys. Speaking of which, when RFK took a bullet or two from Sirhan Sirhan, and when a little girl in my grade school class heard about it, she started bawling like SHE'd been shot. I just sat there, looking at her, thinking, Jane, you ignorant slut. This was a guy that you'd never met in your life, only maybe saw on TV, had no fucking clue what his political policies were, and wouldn't understand them if you did. Why the hell are you bawling like that?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 25, 2024 08:52 PM (XMwZJ)

180 however, a genetic predisposition for the consumption of cornbread, rice and homemade biscuits caused my diet to derail and go crashing into a gorge.

Posted by: Paco at July 25, 2024 08:45 PM (njExo)

Yeah, grew up on meet and macaroni, but gonna give it a whirl.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:52 PM (JKWTt)

181 Not sure if I want to go through it again but at the same time I want to give a cat a home.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:49 PM (mzM2O)


go to the shelter and offer to foster an older cat. They are hard to adopt out.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)

182 Montenegro is a mythical place, like Shangri-la, Patagonia, and Atlantis.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at July 25, 2024 08:54 PM (CV8a5)

183 He died on Sunday. I am not really good with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at

I am so sorry. We all understand this pain, you are among friends. Grieve. We got you virtually.
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (pZEOD


This.
Condolences.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2024 08:54 PM (W/lyH)

184 Recollects IC 'Purple Plague', from the late 70's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2024 08:47 PM (XeU6L)

Intel says they fixed the manufacturing problem that caused the oxidation.

They just didn't bother to tell anybody for two years and are now claiming that the issue "only affected a small number" of 13th Gen chips.

The real issue is that Intel kept having to push their chips with more and more power to keep up with AMD on clocks and now they're degrading faster as a result.

Add in "Algorithm" problems with rust and you've got yourself a hot mess.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 08:54 PM (6ydKt)

185 I'd be wary of sharing a 'hot tub', though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 08:38 PM (EUcbP)

I chuckled.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:54 PM (JKWTt)

186
Not sure if I want to go through it again but at the same time I want to give a cat a home.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:49 PM (mzM2O)

https://tinyurl.com/3ckz3tp9

Please? He is an older kitten so an amazing price. Let’s get him!

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 08:55 PM (pZEOD)

187 Kindltot gives sound advice.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 08:55 PM (5MvGY)

188 Please enjoy "The Dukes Of MAGA"

https://x.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1816185331982688326

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 08:56 PM (/7KEl)

189 Utrecht.
Been there.
Good bier!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

190 You wanna piece of me?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Ear at July 25, 2024 08:56 PM (N28SR)

191 Boobies!

Posted by: Maestro Proboscis at July 25, 2024 08:56 PM (fY84s)

192 Laminated.
Correction noted.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 25, 2024 08:57 PM (vKpjx)

193 Ok I'm having trouble commenting and drinking, so commenting has to go. Manana.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2024 08:57 PM (JKWTt)

194 Please? He is an older kitten so an amazing price. Let’s get him!
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 08:55 PM (pZEOD


Hahaha. No way I can manage a Savannah. I need a less needy version that doesn't want to eat my toes at night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2024 08:58 PM (mzM2O)

195 Personally, I think the octopus is the most intelligent animal on the planet, and some believe they were seeded here from Extraterrestrial sources, because they are so unique.

Look at what we accomplish with one brain - well, they have 9 of them. If they had a longer life span, it's been hypothesized that they would have become the dominant life form on the planet.

And take that Doctor Who, as the Octopi have 3 hearts....

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 09:01 PM (TGPs7)

196 So sorry, Aetius.

AlaBAMA, I'm with Kindltot. Go give an older kitty who is doomed to live in a cage for the rest of its life, a home. And lovies. And all the treats and tummy rubs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2024 09:01 PM (HXGNm)

197 I think the final mask is being ripped off: The media.

Yes, yes, I know us here have seen it for years.

But, there is still a reservoir of some trust by the low info voters.
Like a "both sides, Fox vs CNN" thing.

It's going to go so far even those low info folks are going to be shocked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 09:01 PM (nOsFR)

198 A bit dated .....
'Apartheid' fury in India over new rule aimed to ensure Hindus do not buy food from Muslim-owned restaurants

https://mol.im/a/13652105

Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #18 at July 25, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

199 AlaBAMA, 8 or 9 is a nice age. You can window shop at any shelter or rescue

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:02 PM (5MvGY)

200

Hahaha. No way I can manage a Savannah. I need a less needy version that doesn't want to eat my toes at night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25

That is an F7, no serval. He is just a smart polka dot kitty with big ears. Nothing like my chaos. But all kitties are good kitties, so a rescue one is also perfect.

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 09:03 PM (pZEOD)

201 My Word! That's a beautiful photo.
Thank you!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 25, 2024 09:03 PM (Rbu5d)

202 believe they were seeded here from Extraterrestrial sources, because they are so unique.
---
Bill nye science.
They are solid earthbound DNA.
Nothing weird in their gnome.
And they taste good.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 09:03 PM (nOsFR)

203 A basic tenet in the sales business is, "Assume the sale."

From all Democrat assets we have, 24/7:

Kamala the Democrat Nominee, President Elect, President.

All being assumed except for the trivial part about it actually happening.

Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2024 09:06 PM (i0F8b)

204 Because leftards have always been among the most racist people anywhere. Remember it's always projection.

Leftism is for minorities in the same way that it is for the environment: not at all. It’s all performative.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2024 09:07 PM (FD5dr)

205 Who knew the feral kittens dumped in the bed of my truck could look just like a pedigreed cat.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:08 PM (5MvGY)

206 believe they were seeded here from Extraterrestrial sources, because they are so unique.
---
Bill nye science.
They are solid earthbound DNA.
Nothing weird in their gnome.
And they taste good.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Now the next time I see a garden gnome, I'm going to wonder if there's anything weird in it.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

207 205 Who knew the feral kittens dumped in the bed of my truck could look just like a pedigreed cat.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09

I wish someone would dump kittens for me! Do you even understand that I am dangling the cliff of crazy cat lady and hanging on by my finger tips?

Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 09:13 PM (pZEOD)

208 Philly M. Nerd
@PhillyMovieNerd
when I was a kid, Bill Murray was the funniest person in Caddyshack.
when I was a teen, it was Chevy Chase.
when I was a young man, it was Rodney Dangerfield.
but the truth is: it's Ted Knight.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 09:13 PM (TGPs7)

209 Saw that pulling MoH medals from Wounded Knee.
Cultural Marxism has taken over the Army
Posted by: Skip

That and renaming a bunch of Army installations.
Austin is a leader in cultural genocide.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 25, 2024 09:14 PM (cOq4q)

210 Piper, when we meet I will tell you of finding a newly born kitten in an implement bin at a Walmart

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:15 PM (5MvGY)

211 Local cops said their precipitous loss of trust in the FBI was triggered by its excessive response to the Capitol riot of Jan. 6, 2021, followed by the raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida.

One source, a 25-year veteran sergeant in the Major Crimes Division of a large police force in a Western state, said they “cannot understand why the FBI is not going after [far-left militant group] Antifa, BLM and pro-Palestinian rioters with the same vigor the FBI brought to bear against” J6 participants.

Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2024 09:18 PM (GITLP)

212 Hadrian the Seventh

I saw JFK's beribboned uniform in a Boston museum.

The highest medal was for lifesaving after PT-109 sank. Nothing else but service ribbons. No commendations at all. His was the only ship sunk by ramming in WWII. The crew was asleep, because they could have outrun the IJN destroyer that hit them.

The Real Navy did not approve of his performance in combat. (Back then they stamped service records like that with a big red PI, for political influence. )

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

213 Hadrian the Seventh

Totally agree on the LBJ Silver Star revocation.
But it got the Navy appropriations monies at the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

214 But what about the Independent Cat Ladies?


Rasmussen Reports
@Rasmussen_Poll
Independents Only-
Trump: 53% (+20)
Harris: 33%
Someone Else: 9%
Not Sure: 5%

We have done more Harris polling than almost any pollster. So this is no surprise to us. And it’s consistent with our last Biden v Trump poll. She did not improve on Biden.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)

215 Uh oh, Jim "Mad Money!" Cramer just endorsed the 59 year old knob bobber.

Posted by: we're in trouble now at July 25, 2024 09:20 PM (gKWVE)

216 JFK, PT 109, read the book, saw the movie. Still didn't make me a democrat

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:21 PM (5MvGY)

217 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

218 Uh oh, Jim "Mad Money!" Cramer just endorsed the 59 year old knob bobber.
Posted by: we're in trouble now


Given his record, Trump just won the election.

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

219 Clarification:

A USN ship sunk by ramming.

The HMS Glowworm was an amazing exception. The Royal Navy skipper was so brave the German CO recommended him for a Victoria Cross in a Red Cross message.

There were a few subs that also sunk by being rammed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

220 NaCly, dearest. Good evening. Appreciated your comment about the antifa bastards.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:24 PM (5MvGY)

221 Ben Had

There are a lot of people with pent-up feelings on Hamas, Palis and AntiFa. Methinks it would be like a cloud to ground leader strike with a lot of power behind it, if they tried to rise up.

Remember, you can't take money or ammo with you when you die.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

222 I just listened to kammie speaking to a msm midwit in MN before the 2022 midterms, a first for me. She has an annoying voice, mannerisms and batshit crazy beliefs. So, a perfect prog.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 25, 2024 09:29 PM (5rbBj)

223 Uh oh, Jim "Mad Money!" Cramer just endorsed the 59 year old knob bobber.
Posted by: we're in trouble now

Given his record, Trump just won the election.
Posted by: mikeski


I mean, he thinks Disney is a buy. He said so 10 days ago. But it's only lost another 10% since then!

Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

224 Saw that pulling MoH medals from Wounded Knee.
Cultural Marxism has taken over the Army
Posted by: Skip
----
A little review is in order:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vSF_svUvlo

Btw, playing 'GarryOwen' is now rayciss. Has been banned in places.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2024 09:30 PM (XeU6L)

225 NaCly, my sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2024 09:30 PM (5MvGY)

226 She has an annoying voice, mannerisms and batshit crazy beliefs. So, a perfect prog.

The discordance resonates with them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2024 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

227 they would have become the dominant life form on the planet.

Octomom!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 25, 2024 09:32 PM (DxFKy)

228 Milo's professor friend put up a "sodomy clock" for him on X. Said he's been sodomy free 3.5 years now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2024 09:33 PM (xjTDL)

229 Notsothoreau

That's funny right there.

Next, DNA analysis of pbho, big Mike, and the two daughters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

230 I know but more power to him. She got him reconnected with the Church and convinced him to give it up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2024 09:37 PM (xjTDL)

231 Apartheid' fury in India over new rule aimed to ensure Hindus do not buy food from Muslim-owned restaurants

https://mol.im/a/13652105
Posted by: Ciampino - Thor Day #18 at July 25, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

Cool. I like to see people stand up for themselves against Muslims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 09:38 PM (0FoWg)

232 Cramer has always been a hard corp, yellow dog Democrat. He is similar to Buffet in that way. Two guys who are supposed to analyze investments, and who are for sure capitalists, but their Democrat identity has been with them since they were young, and it is a massive part of who they are. Cramer is no leftist, he’s a Democrat, that does us no good nor him. It’s a serious Blindspot same with Buffett.

Posted by: Quint at July 25, 2024 09:39 PM (lrgVH)

233 Notsothoreau

Milo was a very effective speaker. So he had to be cancelled. Glad he is doing better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

234 Yudhishthira's Dice

The Islamic faith as practiced most places is incompatible with Civilization. A Reformation is needed.

One example is Israel's approved patents (for advances in the state of the art) are many, many times the total patents of all Muslim nations. Including Saudi Arabia and SABIC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

235 I am Jimmy, I am a hated hetero normosexual Caucasian Christian male seated at an oak desk with the skulls of my enemies filled with wine and blood. My pronouns are A** and HOLE.
I love the life the Lord has blessed my unworthy soul. The Everglades and the panhandle are wonders. Have swam with manatees, (tastes like pork, according to my guide referencing Spanish explorers) sharks and maybe even trout. Enjoy nature as much as you can. Avoid drowning, riptides, etc.
Thank you, Ace and cobs for making my life better. I have vented here and deleted messages that may have destroyed all life on earth. I bless the rains in Africa and the rains in America that let me eat. The water from my faucet, the men that built the pipes and dams that give me life.
I stop before every door in my physical life and remember how blessed I am. It let's me live in tatted/pierced/woke AmeriKAMALA and remain sane.
AoSHQ is a pillar of my civilization. Sid Meyer should think about a AoS civilization. Will win every time.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at July 25, 2024 09:45 PM (6Qw2E)

236 Re BO wanting Mark Kelly at the top of the ticket...confirms two things. One, Kelly is a trusted tool, no matter how he tries to appear like "not your average D". If he had any independent from the Party leanings, BO wouldn't want him. Two, BO wants to pull the same scam that got him in. Most people have no opinion of him and have never heard of him til just now. Talk about military pilot, astronaut, touching story of wife getting shot..have him talk centrist...then pivot hard left once in. Just like BO.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 25, 2024 09:49 PM (3/XaG)

237 Come on, Weird Dave!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

238 I am cooking up italian sausage with shishito peppers, the very first tomatoes out of my garden, garlic and onions, and I will have it over rice.
Mmmm.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 09:51 PM (D7oie)

239 azjaeger

Mark Kelly: Leftist, deluded asshole.

Proof that even in the most elite units, there is a finite amount of stupidity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

240 Kindltot

Opens USB port: Friend!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

241 Adding my sincere condolences Aetius.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 09:52 PM (lX8VI)

242 Talk about military pilot, astronaut, touching story of wife getting shot..have him talk centrist...then pivot hard left once in. Just like BO.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 25, 2024 09:49 PM (3/XaG)

But...he looks like an uncircumcised phallus peeking out of its foreskin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2024 09:52 PM (d9fT1)

243 I wish someone would dump kittens for me! Do you even understand that I am dangling the cliff of crazy cat lady and hanging on by my finger tips?
Posted by: Piper at July 25, 2024 09:13 PM


There are tales of a kitten being dumped a previous TxMoMe. A kitten of wonderous repute.

You might try a TxMoMe. I believe there is one coming up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 09:53 PM (EUcbP)

244 No! MINE!

*brandishing stainless steel fork*

I haven't had anything for 8 hours, and I am hangry.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 09:53 PM (D7oie)

245 But...he looks like an uncircumcised phallus peeking out of its foreskin.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2024 09:52 PM


I'm not gonna ask.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 09:53 PM (EUcbP)

246 Kindltot

Backs off quickly, then runs. Serpentine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

247 But...he looks like an uncircumcised phallus peeking out of its foreskin.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2024 09:52 PM (d9fT1)


and that is why he always wears a tie

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 09:54 PM (D7oie)

248 id Meyer should think about a AoS civilization. Will win every time.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at July 25, 2024 09:45 PM


He already did Pirates!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 09:55 PM (EUcbP)

249 Have a great night, everyone.

May tomorrow be as bright as your dreams.

*Pst* We are winning, but keep working on total victory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

250 Backs off quickly, then runs. Serpentine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2024 09:54 PM


Planning on dying tired? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2024 09:56 PM (EUcbP)

251 I don't know. Those accordian solos for the talent portion were bad but still, I think I liked them better.

David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
@davereaboi
Miss Maryland Teen USA Sonia Krishan, a student at NYU, was arrested in the pro-Hamas riots in DC. She faces 5 charges, including defacing public buildings, violent behavior, and inciting violence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 09:56 PM (L/fGl)

252 One source, a 25-year veteran sergeant in the Major Crimes Division of a large police force in a Western state, said they “cannot understand why the FBI is not going after [far-left militant group] Antifa, BLM and pro-Palestinian rioters with the same vigor the FBI brought to bear against” J6 participants.
----------
The Federalist @FDRLST Jul 24
Christopher Wray Says FBI Does Not Target Peaceful Pro-Lifers. The Stats Prove Otherwise
thefederalist.com/2024/07/24…

Wray Says FBI Doesn’t Target Pro-Lifers. Stats Prove Otherwise
The FBI director’s comments prove Americans are right not to trust the nation’s premier law enforcement agency or its DOJ partner.
thefederalist.com

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 09:59 PM (wse2C)

253 Looks like Kamala is starting to tack to the center. She will be appearing on ... RuPaul's drag queen show.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at July 25, 2024 10:01 PM (qUkBO)

254 So after all that, if Kumlala was not actually in charge of stemming the tide of illegals crossing our southern border as the "Border Czar", the question is:

WHO WAS?????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2024 10:01 PM (5AVMW)

255 Manatees nearly lured me to my death with their Siren songs. It was only by blind luck that I was already lashed to the mast.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 25, 2024 10:01 PM (MX0bI)

256 So after all that, if Kumlala was not actually in charge of stemming the tide of illegals crossing our southern border as the "Border Czar", the question is:

WHO WAS?????

-
Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 10:03 PM (L/fGl)

257 Manatees nearly lured me to my death with their Siren songs. It was only by blind luck that I was already lashed to the mast.
Posted by: Tom Perry at July 25, 2024 10:01 PM (MX0bI)

You don't have to live like a man-a teeeeee......

Posted by: Tom Petty at July 25, 2024 10:04 PM (5AVMW)

258 ONT has arrived!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2024 10:04 PM (giuBH)

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