Biden Shpeesh Thread

I'll put up the Cafe later.

The shpeesh should be available at the WhiteHouse.gov site.

President Joe Biden will address the nation from the Oval Office at 8 p.m. Wednesday to discuss his decision to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race. This decision comes amid growing concerns about his mental acuity. Biden, 81, tweeted Tuesday about his upcoming address: "Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will address the nation from the Oval Office on what lies ahead, and how I will finish the job for the American people."
Since his COVID-19 diagnosis, Biden has been recuperating at his Delaware vacation home and is expected to return to the White House by Tuesday afternoon. The President has committed to serving the remainder of his term, which concludes in January, despite increasing pressure from prominent Republicans, such as House Speaker Mike Johnson of Louisiana, to resign.

Trump has sent letters to the networks demanding equal time.

Former President Donald Trump's legal team is demanding from the big four broadcast television networks equal time on air if they carry outgoing Democrat President Joe Biden's primetime speech on Wednesday evening wherein Biden is planning to explain why he is stepping aside and endorsing his Vice President Kamala Harris instead.
David Warrington, counsel for Trump's 2024 presidential campaign, sent letters to the heads of ABC, NBC, CBS, and FOX demanding that if they air Biden's primetime address, Trump be given equal time to make his own case to the public. Trump is now formally the Republican nominee for president, having accepted the nomination last week at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Biden dropped out of the presidential race on Sunday and instead endorsed Harris to succeed him as the Democrat nominee for president. That means Biden's primetime address on Wednesday would be a purely political speech in favor of the Harris campaign.
These letters to the networks from Trump's legal team, obtained exclusively by Breitbart News ahead of their public release, argue that Biden's speech does not represent a "bona fide news event" but instead represents "a primetime campaign commercial to boost Vice President Harris' anemic poll numbers."

Trump is also trying to block KAHmala from taking possession of Biden's campaign war chest.

The Trump campaign has filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission (F.E.C.) against President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, alleging campaign finance violations. The complaint centers on the transfer of funds from Biden's campaign to Harris's, following Biden's announcement that he will not seek re-election.
Key Details:
The complaint was filed by Trump campaign general counsel David Warrington, who described the transfer of funds as a "brazen money grab" and the largest violation in the history of the Federal Election Campaign Act.
Biden's campaign amended its committee name to "Harris for President" after he declared he would not run for a second term, prompting the complaint from the Trump campaign.
Legal experts are divided on the legitimacy of the complaint, and the F.E.C. has not yet commented on the matter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

Comments

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1 This pink haired freak is exactly right.

https://is.gd/dBih4D

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 07:42 PM (L/fGl)

2 Also, first. My first first in years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 07:43 PM (L/fGl)

3 Trying to decide if I want to stay up to watch

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

4 Networks aren't going to give Trump anything.

They did their jobs to get Biden to bow out. That's over now

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 24, 2024 07:44 PM (roZDq)

5 Now that he dropped he needs to medicalled out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 07:44 PM (cOq4q)

6 Leading Report @LeadingReport
BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.

https://tinyurl.com/mrh4ya4m
30 seconds; a great ad!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 07:44 PM (wse2C)

7 6 Leading Report @LeadingReport
BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.

Good one

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:45 PM (IyPmt)

8 Repubs need to call him daily.
Make a log of 'no contacts'... then declare the seat vacant.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 07:45 PM (cOq4q)

9 "Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will address the nation from the Oval Office on what lies ahead, and how I will finish ~~the job for~~ the American people."

FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 07:45 PM (dZVON)

10 At least Trump is fighting this stuff now. Makes me optimistic that he has finally learned some lessons on how to deal with the Democrats.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 24, 2024 07:46 PM (ZJfQw)

11 It's just going to be a video package, right? No way in hell it's a presser.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 07:46 PM (IG4Id)

12 Legal experts are divided on the legitimacy of the complaint,
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The black and white letter of the law, it's a clear, no question violation.
Not even close.

The hidden "but for Democrats" clause is the only reason anyone doubts.
They'll either make up an exception out of the emenations and penumbras, or just delay ruling until after the election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 07:46 PM (amk8N)

13 I do hope Trump's lawyers are better than last time.

Keystone cops, they were.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 07:47 PM (aPY1X)

14 Leading Report @LeadingReport
BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.

Eigel is one of the three top contenders for the GOP's gubernatorial nomination here. So far as I can judge, he and Jay Ashcroft are okay; Lt. Gov. Kehoe less so.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 07:47 PM (jGGMD)

15 >>> David Warrington, counsel for Trump's 2024 presidential campaign, sent letters to the heads of ABC, NBC, CBS, and FOX demanding that if they air Biden's primetime address, Trump be given equal time to make his own case to the public.

So, like 5 minutes, because that's all Biden can handle before he dozes off again?

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 07:48 PM (Eng1Z)

16 It's just going to be a video package, right?
-
At this point I expect dubbing like a 1960s Godzilla movie just to screw with us.

Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2024 07:48 PM (Dnobf)

17 Trump has sent letters to the networks demanding equal time.

Let me guess, "No, Joe isn't the candidate anymore, so you don't get equal time."

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 07:48 PM (/tXXR)

18 BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.
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Translated: "If you head for Kansas now, you might beat the clock"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 07:48 PM (XeU6L)

19 FJB remains valid and timely

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (8iuVK)

20 Trying to decide if I want to stay up to watch
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

=====

I'll be up, but I'm not gonna watch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (16NmB)

21 It would be hilarious if Biden blinked out a message in code: "Help me! I'm being held prisoner by Barack Obama! I didn't quit the race! They're all lying!"

Too bad he apparently can't blink.

Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

22 Do not cum

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1816178805616304337

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (gbOdA)

23 17 Trump has sent letters to the networks demanding equal time.

Let me guess, "No, Joe isn't the candidate anymore, so you don't get equal time."
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 07:48 PM (/tXXR)

Joe can't campaign for Kamala then.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (aPY1X)

24
I'll be up, but I'm not gonna watch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (16NmB)

Me either.. That's why I'm here

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (IyPmt)

25 This meme expands every other week.

If only we can get rid of Trump, ban MAGA and voter ID, pack the Supreme Court , limit speech , allow undocumented workers to vote, use tax payer money to pay for reparations, mandate vaccines, confiscate all guns and run a coup to install a candidate that does not have one primary vote we could save Democracy !!!

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (B1dzx)

26 I haven’t watched any of his other speeches, see no reason to start now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (S6gqv)

27 LizLem, my bet is for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 07:50 PM (5MvGY)

28 Wasn't today the deadline for NY to respond to the Supreme Court on the lawsuit by MO that the trial was election interference?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 07:50 PM (amk8N)

29 Legal experts are divided on the legitimacy of the complaint, and the F.E.C. has not yet commented on the matter.

----
Tie up those resources in red tape and lawfare.

Turnabout is fair play...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

30 This is awesome

6 years ago i would have thought it was icky

Posted by: LASue at July 24, 2024 07:51 PM (lCppi)

31 How many visible edits in the speech will there be?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 24, 2024 07:51 PM (u6/wt)

32 I'll wait for the unofficial transcripts from those who watch. Not the official, scrubbed one at whitehouse.gov.

Not that it's likely to be very long.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 07:51 PM (VNX3d)

33 1 This pink haired freak is exactly right.

https://is.gd/dBih4D
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 07:42 PM (L/fGl)
_______
Incredible, but true.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 07:52 PM (1bNHn)

34 Trump demanding equal air time is a good ploy, too bad it wont work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2024 07:52 PM (QNSds)

35 There was a time, decades ago, when the candidates both gave hour-long pitches to the public on the eve of the election.
All the networks carried it.

Back when we pretended harder that the issues, not the team, mattered.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 07:52 PM (amk8N)

36 This meme expands every other week.

If only we can get rid of Trump, ban MAGA and voter ID, pack the Supreme Court , limit speech , allow undocumented workers to vote, use tax payer money to pay for reparations, mandate vaccines, confiscate all guns and run a coup to install a candidate that does not have one primary vote we could save Democracy !!!
Posted by: polynikes
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This. I would say that it expands weekly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 07:52 PM (XeU6L)

37 They can broadcast all they want. They can bloviate, about Kamala too. In the end they’re going to get taken out like Hillary, rolled into the back of a van like an old rug.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 07:53 PM (wgAtL)

38 This meme expands every other week.

If only we can get rid of Trump, ban MAGA and voter ID, pack the Supreme Court , limit speech , allow undocumented workers to vote, use tax payer money to pay for reparations, mandate vaccines, confiscate all guns and run a coup to install a candidate that does not have one primary vote we could save Democracy !!!
Posted by: polynikes
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This. I would say that it expands weekly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

It also expands weakly....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (VNX3d)

39 Jill Biden is supposed to be flying to Paris for the opening of the Olympics.

I wonder if that is still happening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (u6/wt)

40 They can broadcast all they want. They can bloviate, about Kamala too. In the end they’re going to get taken out like Hillary, rolled into the back of a van like an old rug.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I do hope that you are right, but we certainly should not take it for granted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (XeU6L)

41 I hope it's not late

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

42 Let me know if Biden tries to send a message that he's captive

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (IyPmt)

43 Just click thru and see a real dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rb9b8rYhII

Biden ha
Musk ha
Bezos ha
Putin maybe
Zuk ha fuckin haha

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (gbOdA)

44 There are reruns of Lost in Space on. Now way on watching Mudpants. AMF

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (wgAtL)

45 22 Do not cum

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/
1816178805616304337
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:49 PM (gbOdA)
_______
I'll bet she says that to all the guys.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (1bNHn)

46 what do you mean, late
it's not even 6pm

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (/7KEl)

47 Tie up those resources in red tape and lawfare.

Turnabout is fair play...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

---

Yes. Impede their every freaking step.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (GvV4W)

48 I'll finish the job.

Posted by: Lynette Fromme at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (0Gnoc)

49 PDT is playing offense rather than defense. They lawfared him to death and he's now hitting back.

I guess the DNC forget PDT knows how to hit back in a timely manner.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (tT6L1)

50 46 what do you mean, late
it's not even 6pm
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (/7KEl)

5 PM

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:56 PM (IyPmt)

51 42 Let me know if Biden tries to send a message that he's captive
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (IyPmt)

d r i n k m o a r o v a l t i n e

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:56 PM (gbOdA)

52 If you haven't seen it, watch President Trump play golf with Bryson DeChambeau for charity.

Trump could kick my butt on a golf course.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 07:56 PM (aPY1X)

53 >>> This pink haired freak is exactly right.
https://is.gd/dBih4D
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 07:42 PM (L/fGl)

Love it.

If you liked that, check out this girl Bevelyn Beatty. It's 12 minutes, but it's a barn burner of a speech!

https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1815513364103147597

@BehizyTweets
WATCH: Bevelyn Beatty absolutely OBLITERATED Kamala Harris for 12 minutes straight
"Kamala has never been for the black community, Kamala has played a part, just like Joe Biden in persecuting and putting black people in jail by the droves..."

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 07:56 PM (Eng1Z)

54 There still is the Hanging Judge who has to sentence DJT and I am sure it's going to be jail time

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

55 Leading Report @LeadingReport
BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.

https://tinyurl.com/mrh4ya4m
30 seconds; a great ad!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 07:44 PM

Only Spanish? Needs at least three more languages. Mandarin, Arabic, Pashti...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (iRX3h)

56 I guess the DNC forget PDT knows how to hit back in a timely manner.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 07:55 PM (tT6L1)

He built the best Hotel in DC in about 2 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA)

57 “ I do hope that you are right, but we certainly should not take it for granted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (XeU6L)”

Republicans on a national level have doubled their efforts for GOTV including mail-in ballots and harvesting where it’s legal. There is no way people are going to let their guard down. They remember what happened last time. They also keep winning lawsuits and have a lot of poll watchers signed up.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (wgAtL)

58
Please, everyone, don't be gaslit for the millionth time.

Expect the Fake News to gush over the shitty speech.
Expect the Fake News to say it was the best ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (j/vaj)

59 Only Spanish? Needs at least three more languages. Mandarin, Arabic, Pashti...
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (iRX3h)

True

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (IyPmt)

60 At least Trump is fighting this stuff now. Makes me optimistic that he has finally learned some lessons on how to deal with the Democrats.
---.
I've no idea how many, because the media refuses to cover it, but there are a lot of suits Trump and the RNC have filed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 07:58 PM (amk8N)

61 Leading Report @LeadingReport
BREAKING: Missouri gubernatorial candidate, Bill Eigel, releases campaign ad with a Spanish translator to inform illegal immigrants that he will deport them.

https://tinyurl.com/mrh4ya4m
30 seconds; a great ad!

ADIOS MUTHA FUCKERS

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA)

62 I just want to see the bastard squirm.

There are not enough flames in hell for him to get what he deserves.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 07:58 PM (HeRqR)

63 The Democrat party summed up in 13 seconds:

https://tinyurl.com/5dxc7yad

Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2024 07:58 PM (Dnobf)

64 Only Spanish? Needs at least three more languages. Mandarin, Arabic, Pashti...
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 07:57 PM (iRX3h)

We have in fact had a commercial with cows speaking in Chinese about one of the candidates doing deals with Beijing.

Not sure why it's cows.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 07:58 PM (jGGMD)

65 Who was the useless pair of legs Trump had as a lawyer. Sydney something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 07:59 PM (aPY1X)

66 39 Jill Biden is supposed to be flying to Paris for the opening of the Olympics.

I wonder if that is still happening. - the ARC of History!

Which one, Jill flying to Paris or the opening of the Olympics? Both are conceivably in doubt.

Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 07:59 PM (njExo)

67 Caravan of 3,000 illegal immigrants are headed for the border. They’re trying to cross before the election.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 07:59 PM (wgAtL)

68 Trump won't get equal time. Trump won't block Kanela getting the war chest.
because

Screw Trump we write the rules.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (yZU0/)

69
Wait, is this how today played out, for real?

INSIDE The US Capitol: Wray gaslights House Republicans and the American People over January Stealth.

meanwhile...

OUTSIDE the US Capitol: The Hamas Wing of the Democrat party rioted and set fires.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (j/vaj)

70 It's 8

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (IyPmt)

71 WTF. NORAD just reported Chinese and Russian bombers of the coast of Alaska.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (V/pbu)

72 Joe's planning to remain in office? I guess the DNC thinks challenging anything Joe might sign between now and the end of his term isn't an issue.

If PDT wins, I see that as a bad strategy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (tT6L1)

73 How late will Joe be

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl)

74 Braenyard

Name them. Names to go on lists.

Of those that won't be missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

75 Marcus T, Abbott is adding a third row of razor wire

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 08:01 PM (5MvGY)

76 Womder if they gave him a colonoscopy prep so he doesn’t have a loud blowout?

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

77 Redenzo

Those pilots need flight time, and electronic intercepts of our defenses. No worries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

78 The text is already up, but I don't see the video.

Oddly, text has corrections in it?
I guess it is recorded.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (HeRqR)

79 Video feed is now live at C-Span:

https://is.gd/fuBWm1

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (O7YUW)

80 >>> 39 Jill Biden is supposed to be flying to Paris for the opening of the Olympics.
I wonder if that is still happening. - the ARC of History!

No way she is missing a free trip to Paris on our dime, you kidding me?

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (Eng1Z)

81
Yeah, I don't call it january 6th or j6.

I call it January STEALth.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (j/vaj)

82 Shouldn't be late.. He didn't have to go far

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (IyPmt)

83 Holy spray tan Batman, he's orange.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (Go6qm)

84 When I click on White House I get the text. CSPAN is not airing it

it's on Rumble.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (yZU0/)

85 He is on

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

86 "Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will address the nation from the Oval Office on what lies are ahead..."

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (gP18x)

87 NORAD just reported Chinese and Russian bombers of the coast of Alaska.

Two Russian and two Chinese, flying together.

Bit of a message there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (u6/wt)

88 52 If you haven't seen it, watch President Trump play golf with Bryson DeChambeau for charity.

Repeating what I said in an earlier thread: I heard about this from lefty coworkers who expected him to spew hate but were surprised at how genial he was and they were impressed with his golf game. Gives me hope that they will take the red pill at least enough to get over TDS.

Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (n3DL0)

89 NYC hospitals, specialty centers for cancer, and those specifically designated for children are being overrun by illegal immigrants. These people are stealing services from US citizens and their families. They are deliberately coming to the US with sick family members, because the treatment is paid for by you. Want to know why Kamala and Democrats want to give Medicare and Medicaid to illegal immigrants? There you go.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (wgAtL)

90 Ben Had

Abbot was slow on the uptake, but he is up to speed now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

91 How much did he drink?

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (rjJqk)

92 Norah O'Donnell made sure to parrot all Biden's key lines in advance in case he forgot/flubbed them.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (jGGMD)

93 Methinks we will get a lot of dramatic whisper.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (rjJqk)

94 Is someone watching ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (IyPmt)

95
HE'S FUCKING LOADED

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (XxL0Y)

96 Jefferson was never in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (zdLoL)

97 Note: Poland is shooting border crossers from Belorussia after Polish border guards were hit with thrown spears.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

98 The brown man speaketh...how many pounds of make up is he wearing?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (WsTZq)

99 He looks like a cheap fake.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (hmKaK)

100 This is a campaign speech. Leave it to Biden to be a scumbag to the last.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

101 Joe, you don't know what "good people" is.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (O7YUW)

102 94 Is someone watching ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:03 PM (IyPmt)

Not me. Someone is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (aPY1X)

103 100 This is a campaign speech. Leave it to Biden to be a scumbag to the last.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

As expected

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (IyPmt)

104 Womder if they gave him a colonoscopy prep so he doesn’t have a loud blowout?
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

Teleprompter failure. Let him wing it.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (g8Ew8)

105 @92 Lot of concern there.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (zdLoL)

106 Oh, they announced today, on Pioneer Day, a Utah state holiday, that the Olympics will be back in SLC for 2023!

Pioneer Day is also unofficially known as Pie 'n Beer Day. So you can have one or both of those today to celebrate your pioneer ancestors.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (Eng1Z)

107 He is going to start telling the truth

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

108 “Two Russian and two Chinese, flying together.

Bit of a message there.”

Yes, and not one the Russian brass and a good cross section of their people are happy with. Nobody trusts the Chinese and the Russians are a proud people.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (wgAtL)

109 What horse shit

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (/7KEl)

110 I hope security on Israeli athletes at the Olympics is tight because I've never seen Jew hatred turned up this high.

You just know Islamic Terrorists are itching to repeat 1972 and I don't know if the French care all that much about Jews.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (tT6L1)

111 World leaders make FUN of you Joe. Your leadership in the world? Give me a break.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (O7YUW)

112 “those of us who cherry that cause”

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (rjJqk)

113 He looks fucked up.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (IhV2v)

114 Denture malfunctions tonight

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (GpUII)

115 So, does passing the torch mean you're resigning the presidency?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (Go6qm)

116 I want a camera pullback to prove he's not in the fake studio across the street.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (zdLoL)

117 'Always tell you the truth', while lying to your face.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (qZdIZ)

118 Winston Smith speaks, post-brainwashing.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (hmKaK)

119 Just go already

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (/7KEl)

120 Kammy is a new, fresh voice? LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (Jfw7U)

121 "Grow our economy" - That did NOT just come out of YOUR mouth.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (O7YUW)

122 This is teleprompter

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

123 I'd also like to tell you how I intend to finish the job for the American people.

Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (9Uj9K)

124 Note: Poland is shooting border crossers from Belorussia after Polish border guards were hit with thrown spears.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

You mean they're not peacefully seeking a better life?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (jGGMD)

125 120 Kammy is a new, fresh voice? LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (Jfw7U)

Just a Kid... 60

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (IyPmt)

126 BLOW THAT ASSASSIN'S DOG WHISTLE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (XxL0Y)

127 Animatronic Joe Biden seems retarded.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (hmKaK)

128 >>> 74 Braenyard

Name them. Names to go on lists.

Of those that won't be missed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

The USSS supposedly told OrangeManBad not to campaign outdoors. 'USSS' who?

Posted by: names? at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (FnneF)

129 He is going to call for Supreme Court reform

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

130 Joe's going to cure cancer in 6 months.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

131 But your right to own guns....

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (qZdIZ)

132 Okay, so his excuse is not that he’s senile but suddenly the Pepsi Generation needs their chance.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (rjJqk)

133 96 Jefferson was never in the Oval Office.
--------
Weezy is now though!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (wse2C)

134 Is someone watching ?
Posted by: It's me donna

No me. I did my time.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:06 PM (5Seyi)

135 Joe's Orange Man II, electric boogaloo

Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (3ImbR)

136 Critical to our mocracy
Shupreme court reform

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (GpUII)

137 Yeah forgot the cancer thing
AND THE SUPREME COURT MUST BE STOPPED

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (/7KEl)

138 Sounds like the 'Dark Brandon' speech.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (g8Ew8)

139 98 The brown man speaketh...how many pounds of make up is he wearing?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (WsTZq)

They ran out of the shit they stole in the Mar a Lago raid, so now they're dipping into Kamala's stash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (BAEGB)

140 Juiced to the max. Maybe even Artificial Intellegence animation.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (QSrLX)

141 Does the left side of his face look different than before?

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (d2kuJ)

142 WTF?????

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (9Afsw)

143 Mushbrain is going to cure cancer aAgain!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (1FWWQ)

144 138 Sounds like the 'Dark Brandon' speech.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (g8Ew

Such a uniter

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (IyPmt)

145 Kinda sad.
The stupid American voters bought into this failed man.
What a disaster this has become.
Media generated and deep state justified.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (V/pbu)

146 Ah HAHAHAHA
The US is not at war anywhere in the world.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (rjJqk)

147 Free unjustly retained Americans all over the world

Except the political prisoners here

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

148 Has he blinked?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2024 08:07 PM (3ImbR)

149 Dr. T

Uhm ... No!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

150 Oh and no one has addressed the slap down out right ass kicking Cheatle received from her appearance beforeCongress Monday.
Gol Dang MTG, Mace and the rest of the new republicans showed much grit!! IMO

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (Rl/HN)

151 Winter apparel?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (CWMF2)

152 Joe's got a big agenda for someone with 6 months left and only works six hours a day...

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (jvJvP)

153 Did he say "cancer moonshot?"

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (IhV2v)

154 Can this guy say "Our Democracy" any more?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (O7YUW)

155 He's going to end this war in Gaza
no mention of the killing fields of Ukraine

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (GpUII)

156 Biden says he will keep championing supreme court reform in this stupid speech.

Go sniff a bag of dicks.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (Eng1Z)

157 These words are not English sentences. Winter what??

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (hmKaK)

158 Wow Joe sounds like you gone be busy

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (/7KEl)

159 I mentioned before that I wish I had thought to make a donation to the Biden campaign while it was circling the drain. That way, I would have a better chance at having standing to sue to prevent his campaign funds from being transferred to the Cackling Kamala.

Actually, I wish somebody else had done it, I can't afford a lawyer and all the court fees.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (tTbnc)

160 Has he done the whispering yet?

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (Oy/m2)

161 The strategic part of lawfare as the weaker (non-government) party is to get the opposition in a fork

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)

162 Kammy is a new, fresh voice? LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:05 PM (Jfw7U)

=====

I guess undecipherable gibberish is what passes for new and fresh?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (16NmB)

163 Ol' joe sounds like he's just starting a new term. Gonna do NOW all he promised to do years ago...LOL! Sounds totally addled.

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (Jfw7U)

164 J6 was just like Antietam.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (rjJqk)

165 I just checked in because episode 3 of Lost in Space is on. He looks like someone stapled his eyelids to his forehead.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (wgAtL)

166 Sorry, but no, Kamala shouldn't be getting Biden's donations for her campaign. Return he funds, and the people have an option to re-donate.

Why is this even a question?

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 24, 2024 08:08 PM (mvURQ)

167 Look how big his pupils are lol!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (IhV2v)

168 DRINK WHEN HE SAYS BEAU

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (XxL0Y)

169 The ease with which he lies is stunning. He just says shit like it's true.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld)

170 Worst attack on democracy since civil war? Oh he's talking about 1/6 , not BLM riots. Jackass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (qejsy)

171 Did they edit the tape? I can't tell.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (yZU0/)

172 145 Kinda sad.
The stupid American voters bought into this failed man.
What a disaster this has become.
Media generated and deep state justified.

Rinse and repeat brotha

Posted by: Obama Junta at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (GpUII)

173 Please notice there will be no admission he is not up to the job.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (rjJqk)

174 39 Jill Biden is supposed to be flying to Paris for the opening of the Olympics.

I wonder if that is still happening.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 24, 2024 07:54 PM (u6/wt)
----
I heard K Ding-Dong's husband is going instead.

Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #05 at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (qfLjt)

175 Getting kinda hard to deny Trump's assertion that this is just a campaign ad.

Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (9Uj9K)

176 Violent crime is at a 15 year low

I camll BS

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (fwDg9)

177 When does he say WHY he's not running?

Joe says he's gonna fix every problem in the Universe - including cancer - in six months!

Why'd he wait 42 months to get started?

FJB

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (5fDan)

178 Oh BS...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (qZdIZ)

179 170 Worst attack on democracy since civil war? Oh he's talking about 1/6 , not BLM riots. Jackass
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (qejsy)

Could be talking about today

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (IyPmt)

180 The sheer audacity of this guy making claims about number of border crossings today.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (O7YUW)

181 I can't believe they're going to continue the 1970s Soviet illusion. But maybe I can believe it. WTF??????

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (9Afsw)

182 141 Does the left side of his face look different than before?

———————.

Did he have a stroke last week?

Posted by: pikkumatti at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (LNiNn)

183 Border crossing Big Lie is big.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (hmKaK)

184
Someone should tweet he sounds like he's auditioning to be camelface's vp.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (j/vaj)

185 Racial quotas for SCOTUS

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (rjJqk)

186 DRINK WHEN HE SAYS BEAU
Posted by: Commissar

I'm drinking regardless.

Posted by: Miklos so does at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (XIkHl)

187 "Hefcay." Mo haz it.
Who's paying? Who even knows?

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (zdLoL)

188 Hey, he blinked!

Except in this case, blinking is a good thing.

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (jvJvP)

189 "America is an Idea!" Like Antifa?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (O7YUW)

190 America is bigger than the ocean

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (/7KEl)

191 Joe was struggling even though he's sitting down. Some parts were okay, from what I watch and other were bad.

The straight ahead thousand mile stare is unnerving, though.

Lies from A to Z, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (tT6L1)

192 C'mon, this is AI, right? This is not a human being.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (hmKaK)

193 You know the thing makes an appearance.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld)

194 Ain't no mountain high enough

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (CWMF2)

195 Huge pupils with lighting for cameras...sounds legit

Posted by: a dude in MI at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (/6GbT)

196 Violent crime is at a 15 year low

I camll BS
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (fwDg9)

=====

It's easy when people stop reporting it because nothing happens.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (16NmB)

197 and I kept my promise of a chicken in every pot.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (LHPAg)

198 Wow he’s senile as a bat but he can still spew bs like a young swamp creature

Posted by: weew at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (/uwTS)

199 Is he winding down his presidency or ramping it up? All these things he wants to do in....6 months?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 24, 2024 08:10 PM (YiKO5)

200 Anything about your health, grandpa?

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (rjJqk)

201 I'll let you brave lads 'n' lassies tackle this one.

Are they really going to build a Biden Library? Is it a children's library with sniffable puppets?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (kpS4V)

202 Slipping, homeboy.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (QSrLX)

203 Oh dear God, now he retreats to the Constitution.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (qZdIZ)

204 WATCH: Bevelyn Beatty absolutely OBLITERATED Kamala Harris for 12 minutes straight
"Kamala has never been for the black community, Kamala has played a part, just like Joe Biden in persecuting and putting black people in jail by the droves..."

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 07:56 PM (Eng1Z)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (xcIvR)

205 WTF??????????????????

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (9Afsw)

206 Please just go

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (/7KEl)

207 He's so very horrible. Wicked, wicked man. Full of demented self-importance. But he's always been a cad and scoundrel.

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (Jfw7U)

208 She experienced; she tough;

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (GpUII)

209 71 WTF. NORAD just reported Chinese and Russian bombers of the coast of Alaska.
Posted by: Redenzo
----------------

It's a fly over salute to Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (yZU0/)

210 Dementia and delusion are not a good combination.

This man is an extraterrestrial alien living in a parallel universe.

"Sacred" Drink!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (fY84s)

211 Ben Franklin is hanging on his wall?

Posted by: weew at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (/uwTS)

212 They are taking the Republic and giving us Marxist Democracy

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

213 Uncanny Valley Joe Biden ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (cOq4q)

214 Orange Man Joe tonight. He got the Eyes Wide Open drugs for this.

Christ, stop with the total political BS from the Oval Office, you f*ckstick

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (5fDan)

215 Whoa, he admitted it's a Republic. Alert the press!

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (hmKaK)

216 Violent crime is at a 15 year low

Tell that to L A Metro bus drivers and riders.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 08:11 PM (XxL0Y)

217 Biden always paints binary situations such as the future vs. the past, good vs. evil, unity vs division. Remarkably he always expresses opting for that which uplifts and then immediately acts in a manner most destructive. He is a liar down to his soul; the humiliation he is experiencing right now is but a down payment on what owes the nation for the damage he has done. To Biden I would say, you have disgraced every ideal that is America over your lifetime; resign now.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (WsTZq)

218 Oh so we’re a republic again??

Posted by: weew at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (/uwTS)

219 I want Joes doctors, so in case I die I can still go on with my life.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (puGZl)

220 Someone slap him, he's skipping.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (qZdIZ)

221 Glassy-eyed, weak voice...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (IcuR4)

222 I SCRANTON FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (/7KEl)

223 "Here I am. That's what's so special about America."

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (hmKaK)

224 Wow! I need a cigarette

Posted by: Brett Baier at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (GpUII)

225 and I kept my promise of a chicken in every pot.
Posted by: Eromero

A feather? Sexy

The whole chicken? Kinky

Posted by: Miklos heard that from Hunter at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (XIkHl)

226 Scranton Joe!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (CWMF2)

227 He's in the fake Oval Office, isn't he?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (3ImbR)

228 So, see, if you vote for anyone other than my VP, you hate republics.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (rjJqk)

229 Community Note:

Violent crime reporting by blue cities is down.

Not the crime, dickhead.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (wgAtL)

230 Stoke out and be gone

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

231 I hope I can give speeches after I die too.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (hmKaK)

232 The people rule....

Leave them with a joke...

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (jvJvP)

233
PDJT is well within his rights to push for equal time. This is a tongue-bathing gift for the Dims and is unwarranted as a "sure, you get free air time" event.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (xG4kz)

234 A kid with a stutter...,🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (IcuR4)

235 He’s grateful for the 50 years of graft.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

236 Whisper to me!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (CWMF2)

237 Stutter. DRINK.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:12 PM (zdLoL)

238 I thought it was a democracy?

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (IhV2v)

239 He's back to "Our Democracy".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (O7YUW)

240 WTF???

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (9Afsw)

241 whispers
'the people do'

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (GpUII)

242 Dude shut up
You're missing Matlock

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (/7KEl)

243 Oh and no one has addressed the slap down out right ass kicking Cheatle received from her appearance beforeCongress Monday.
--------

Not true. In the aftermath Joe said: “As a leader, it takes honor, courage, and incredible integrity to take full responsibility for an organization tasked with one of the most challenging jobs in public service,” Biden said of Cheatle."

'Leader', 'take full responsibility', yeah, right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

244 Preservering Democracy.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (hmKaK)

245 THAT WAS AN AI ASSASSIN'S DOG WHISTLE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (XxL0Y)

246 So you, then, why? "Pass the torch?"
than any armory?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (QSrLX)

247 What drugs do you think they have him on? Eyes wide open and blue, not the squinty eyes that look black.

And he looked as orange as Trump, they must have thought they needed to ditch the pasty white look.

Oh FFS he started whispering again. Creepy weirdo.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (55Qr6)

248 LOUD WHISPERING ~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (IG4Id)

249 Stutterer became a multi millionaire on 150k a year.
Fuck you Joe and your Mr. Smith goes to Washington rap. You are a failed man and a bad American.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (V/pbu)

250 Still no explanation, other than it’s somehow better to let Harris take over. Also no resignation from office.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (rjJqk)

251 Getting kinda hard to deny Trump's assertion that this is just a campaign ad.
Posted by: Wally at July 24, 2024 08:09 PM (9Uj9K)

This is exactly what it is. He's staying on script though.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (g8Ew8)

252 Well, that's over.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (O7YUW)

253 Who had 10 minutes in the pool?? I know someone said that.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (wse2C)

254 7 days of laying low....for this POS shpeech

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (janLY)

255 Biden, keep my Ben Franklin's name out yo mouth!

We are trying to keep a republic, Biden, look at your own Hamas protestors in DC today. Look what they wrote on the freedom bell there. They want to destroy it.

It's not us tearing apart the fabric of the country, it's you.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (Eng1Z)

256 He's in the fake Oval Office, isn't he?
Posted by: IrishEi

They have the winter scene in the window still, or is it high noon?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (cOq4q)

257 Zo, everybody enjoyin' the long goodby , I trust ?

Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (V13WU)

258 Nailed it.10 minutes of total bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (5MvGY)

259 Okay….so he is getting out because he is old?

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (d2kuJ)

260
Tell us how you got arrested in Lynnfield, J'Blowme.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (xG4kz)

261 holy crap I listened to 2.13 mins of Jotatoe. Ugh.. no can do..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (Rl/HN)

262 Greg Kelly tearing into the speech on Newsmax.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (3ImbR)

263 I need a towel so I clean up after that butt fuckery.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (WsTZq)

264 God, is he still talking?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (jGGMD)

265 Jane!

*waves*

Posted by: names? at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (FnneF)

266 I just tuned in for about the last minute. Did we get any proof that this is live?

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (bS+DD)

267 Cadaver Joe: "We're good people."

Fuck you, you cheesedick motherfucker!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (fY84s)

268 He didn't really say why he had to exit, but he really didn't have to. It was obvious.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (hmKaK)

269 Can't believe yall watched that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (aPY1X)

270 This was one for the historians, Martha!
Right up there with the Nixon Farewell

Posted by: Britt X Hume at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (GpUII)

271 I’ve got a $100 for someone who slips a line into his teleprompter that read, “Michele Obama is really a man”.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (wgAtL)

272 Gah. "And may God protect our troops." Unlike you, you old criminal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (IcuR4)

273 Joe thinks the people rule? Biggest lie ever from FJB. Under him the people rule only when they are coincidentally in favor of what Joe will do if they like it or not.

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (5fDan)

274 Looks like he's in front of a green screen. Edge artifacts by his sleeves and a recurring smoke looking pattern below his left ear in the background view out the window.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (8C7+r)

275 Were America! We can do literally anything!

Except learn why the sitting president chose to drop out or resign.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (rjJqk)

276 I came to terms with the death of this once-great republic almost four years ago now. This sad, pathetic spectacle of retarded totalitarianism fits the zeitgeist perfectly. If Biden weren't such a disgusting and corrupt piece of shit he almost would merit pity. "Who is in charge?" no longer matters so let him or AI pretend to be.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (KSNKu)

277 If Kamala's so good, resign and let her run as incumbent with more time available.
stutter, give us a break

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (QSrLX)

278 Dumb bitch on NBC

'This will be a speech that will be studied decades from now!'

If they're studying how AI has advanced.

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (jvJvP)

279 What an epic barnburner of a speech. Sort of like the Saint Crispin's Day speech. What an orator.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (9Afsw)

280 Has he said 'here's the deal' yet? How about ' no joke '?

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (Oy/m2)

281 Can't believe yall watched that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

For those that care, I remain unsullied.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (5Seyi)

282 272 Gah. "And may God protect our troops." Unlike you, you old criminal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (IcuR4

Jane!!

Hope you're doing well, dear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (aPY1X)

283 well according to what I just heard, everything is top notch A-OK couldn't be better- and we owe it all to Joe

SCRANTON STRONG!

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

284 That was my first Biden speech.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (LHPAg)

285 WTF. NORAD just reported Chinese and Russian bombers of the coast of Alaska.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 24, 2024 08:00 PM (V/pbu)

They are responding to the B52s we sent out to Finland to trigger their air defense

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

286 Why, Joe, WHY????

Posted by: Miklos needs an explanation at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (XIkHl)

287 Yup , this guy is going to last six more months. Carter is doing triathlons and Joey is falling asleep in his oatmeal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (qejsy)

288 Well, as expected, that was a complete waste of time.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (xCA6C)

289 They have the winter scene in the window still, or is it high noon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (cOq4q)
~~~~~

Nah. No more snow. It looked like a fully leafed out tree smack against the window

Posted by: IrishEi at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (3ImbR)

290 Well, either that was some good AI, or whoever whipped up his drug cocktail got the mixture correct (or correct enough to where he didn't stroke out on camera). Having said that, FJB for his whole "let's come together" followed by "our democracy is at stake." I want nothing to do with you and your fellow godless commies.

Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (iQlbn)

291 Past my bedtime. But get up before 4am
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (fwDg9)

292 BTW the borders are closed you guys. he just said it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (puGZl)

293 Did he say "end of speech" at the end?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (xPl2J)

294 269 Can't believe yall watched that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (aPY1X)

I didn't watch it. I'm just here scanning the comments!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (64Zez)

295 It's a fly over salute to Joe.
--------
SAAAARUTE!

Posted by: Chinese Hee Haw at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (wse2C)

296 Legacy media talking heads pretending Biden's dropping out because he thinks it's the right thing to do, not because a WH cabal and his own obvious deficiencies forced his hand.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 08:16 PM (jGGMD)

297
Took a shower during it so I won't have to after.

Not going near herself 'till she calms down and cleans up.

Posted by: Auspex at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (j4U/Z)

298 242 Dude shut up
You're missing Matlock
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:13 PM (/7KEl

heh heh Hunter was a country lawyer too..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (Rl/HN)

299

Spock: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.
Capt. Kirk: Random sentences strung together.
McCoy: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

300 269 Can't believe yall watched that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08

It's Joe Biden. None of us expected him to go longer than 10 minutes. Most of us were surprised he went past 5...

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (jvJvP)

301 We're not at war. May God protect our troops, except when we're bugging out of Afghanistan.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (QSrLX)

302 Oh Lord. The entire Biden clan was in the Oval. Ashley had her eyes closed and dabbed them a few times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (IcuR4)

303 D'oh.

Jane!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (FnneF)

304 Were America! We can do literally anything!

Except learn why the sitting president chose to drop out or resign.

Or protect the leader of the other party from being shot.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (xCA6C)

305 Did he yell “Fine. I did it. Happy now?” When the cameras cut?

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (d2kuJ)

306 Can I have my ice cream and my binky now?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (WB6YK)

307 >>> Biden always paints binary situations such as the future vs. the past, good vs. evil, unity vs division.

He refuses to be nonbinary? I thought that was a hate crime and automatically makes him a phobe.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (Eng1Z)

308 299

Spock: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.
Capt. Kirk: Random sentences strung together.
McCoy: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

Thank you! I knew it reminded me of another speech I'd seen. That was it!

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (hmKaK)

309 I'm grateful that Joe's going to be working hard to finish the job on the American people.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (9Afsw)

310 Good riddance to foul rubbish. A trailer park clan 10 times worse than Billy Jeff

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (1FWWQ)

311 “ We’re America! We can do literally anything!”

Except climb stairs and use the toilet.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (wgAtL)

312 what was the point of that speech?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (YiKO5)

313
Yeah, no way that was live and unedited.

We don't even know where this was recorded.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (j/vaj)

314 I still say we're heading to a "She's on the roof" moment (cliffside, Capricorn One.)

Two weeks maybe.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (O7YUW)

315 Did he say "end of speech" at the end?

No, but he did say "I've soiled myself again". The commentators are scrutinizing this to decide on its meaning.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (xCA6C)

316 280 Has he said 'here's the deal' yet? How about ' no joke '?
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (Oy/m2)

Listen here, Jack, you lying dog faced pony soldier…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (8hGLp)

317 He's just there to make Harris sound lucid by comparison.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (TL7UX)

318 That was one of the most disgusting and frightening speeches I've ever heard. Disgusting because it was almost complete BS. Frightening because the Cabal, who wrote it for him, are the 'people running the country'. And they aren't going to let go...no way, no how.

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (Jfw7U)

319 268 He didn't really say why he had to exit, but he really didn't have to. It was obvious.

Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:14 PM (hmKaK)

The Joe Decrepitude Cover-Up continues, full speed ahead. In this afternoon's White House Pres Briefing KJP said there is no cover-up of Joe's health or mental acuity.

I rate this One Million Pinocchios.

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (5fDan)

320 I think I might despise him more than I do Obama. I didn't even think that was possible but that's where I am.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

321 Oh Lord. The entire Biden clan was in the Oval. Ashley had her eyes closed and dabbed them a few times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Group photo and pardon.

Posted by: Miklos suspects at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (XIkHl)

322 Kid with a stutter?
my big fat aaaaaass

Posted by: Stutterin' John at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (GpUII)

323 Waiting for the husk to be wheeled in on a dolley & then be unloaded.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cellphone) at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (LL19j)

324 You just know Islamic Terrorists are itching to repeat 1972 and I don't know if the French care all that much about Jews.
_____

French: You guys are out of control, we going to commence to voter pour les conservateurs.

Muzzies: We're going to attack the jews first.

French: eh bien, in that case, we'll wait a little longer.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (fs1hN)

325 "Patterns of Force" by the way...

Posted by: Stateless at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (jvJvP)

326
There is NofuckingWay that was live and unedited.

No Way.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (j/vaj)

327 Did he ever give a reason why he dropped out of the race??

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (Oy/m2)

328 Will Joe be showering with Ashley for nostalgia?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (wgAtL)

329 326
There is NofuckingWay that was live and unedited.

No Way.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:19 PM (j/vaj)

It was all bullshit

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (IyPmt)

330 I am unclear what that was, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (d2kuJ)

331 I can't help but think Democrats are wasting perfectly good orgasms over how awesome they insist Harris is.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (JLq/1)

332 sit down and shut up
dumbass!

Posted by: Walter at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (GpUII)

333 Engel is FOS. Since when do governors have power to deport illegals?

Posted by: creeper at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (M6moH)

334 Ashley was dabbing her eyes thinking "oh God he's going to want to shower with me again"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (qejsy)

335 312 what was the point of that speech?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM

Proof of life we've been clamoring for.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (iRX3h)

336 330 I am unclear what that was, honestly.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (d2kuJ

Proof of life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (aPY1X)

337 @327: For the good of the Democracy and it is time for younger blood, or something, because it's not about him.

*rolls eyes* For Joe, for 50 years, it's always been about him.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (O7YUW)

338 I hope everyone has their bug out bag packed and their SHTF kit loaded up.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (wgAtL)

339 He looks like a cheap fake.
Posted by: Splunge at July 24, 2024 08:04 PM (hmKaK)

No wind in DC. Those trees are as still as if they were glued onto the glass behind him.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

340 >what was the point of that speech?
-----

so Joe could remind you how awesome he is, and how everything is great because of him

that was my takeaway
'anyway'

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (/7KEl)

341 Hope we never have to hear from him again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (IcuR4)

342 I am unclear what that was, honestly.

The only relevant passage was when he described anyone not voting for the Democrat as voting for hate.

Well, yeah, f*** you.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (xCA6C)

343 249 Stutterer became a multi millionaire on 150k a year.
-----------------

He rode the train on your dime.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (yZU0/)

344 341 Hope we never have to hear from him again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (IcuR4)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (IyPmt)

345 They didn't hold up a newspaper with the date during his speech, doesn't count as proof of life.

Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (Eng1Z)

346 283 well according to what I just heard, everything is top notch A-OK couldn't be better- and we owe it all to Joe

SCRANTON STRONG!

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

I'm Delaware Joe from Scranton, Pennsylvania!

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (5fDan)

347 Well, at least ol' Joe is going to end cancer soon. He's gonna do it! Six months. You heard him!

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (Jfw7U)

348 Did he say why he wasn't running? Did he seem to even know he wasn't running?

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (bS+DD)

349 He was slurring so much I wanted to hand him a drool.rag

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (5MvGY)

350 So, two weeks ago there was no way Joe would step aside, he was the man with a job to finish. In fact, until a few days ago, his staff swore up and down he’s in…

Then why, only now, is it suddenly best for Harris to take over? Because she’s a younger generation? She’s pushing sixty. Why wasn’t the younger generation up for the job a year ago? Might have been easier to do this with planning that wasn’t crammed into a weekend. At Bernie’s

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (rjJqk)

351 @elonmusk (but before this speech):

Elon Musk
@elonmusk
22h
Shouldn’t the nominee be decided by a party vote? Democracy etc …

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (64Zez)

352 Trump wont get equal time, but he is right, this is a political speech, not a nationally relevant event.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (aVudl)

353 And so passes Joe Biden into the dustbin of history

Posted by: Halfhand at July 24, 2024 08:22 PM (WB6YK)

354 Right now, million of Americans are wondering who the hell is running this country?

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (Oy/m2)

355 Kamala was probably in the back splashing down shots of rum, and doing bong hit chasers.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (wgAtL)

356 The only reason I tuned in was to hear if he was going to resign the presidency. I didn't think he would, but I'm from the party of hope, so... you know.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (xCA6C)

357 Other than proof of life, the whole thing was an unintentionally great ad for Trump 2024. Free, too!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (iRX3h)

358 Right now, Hunter is snorting coke off the resolute desk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (aPY1X)

359 Passing the baton to someone with zero primary votes... How Democratic

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 08:23 PM (IyPmt)

360 Well, that was pointless.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (IG4Id)

361 330 I am unclear what that was, honestly.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (d2kuJ)

That is the bottom line. Anyone who dismissed "coup" as just heated rhetoric can apologize now. The coup has been ongoing since 2015 and just claimed its second victim, and despite the sheer disgust and repulsion Biden understandably generates, he was a victim. Imagine being abroad and watching this shitshow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (KSNKu)

362 A kid with a stutter...,🙄🙄🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:12

Of course, such BS, he's withdrawing because the debate fully displayed his mental decline and still uses the excuse they just invented a couple of years ago as his decline became obvious.

Good to see you here Jane, you have been missed and there has been some worry about you. Be well my dear and persevere.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (55Qr6)

363 Thought the same thing: great fodder for some Trump ads.

Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (Jfw7U)

364 302 Oh Lord. The entire Biden clan was in the Oval. Ashley had her eyes closed and dabbed them a few times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (IcuR4)

Was Doctor Jill there?

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (64Zez)

365 312 what was the point of that speech?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 24, 2024 08:18 PM (YiKO5)

To tell us he's the best candidate for President in 2024.

Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (5fDan)

366 >Did he ever give a reason why he dropped out of the race??
----

yeah to 'save our moccasins', it sounded like

and there was something near the end about 'winter apparel '

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

367 No wind in DC. Those trees are as still as if they were glued onto the glass behind him.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

I noticed that too.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (g8Ew8)

368 324 You just know Islamic Terrorists are itching to repeat 1972 and I don't know if the French care all that much about Jews.
_____
Bibi's brother led the raid on Entebbe.

Yonatan (Yoni) Netanyahu was killed in action on July 4, 1976, while commanding the rescue mission during Operation Entebbe. He was the only Israeli soldier killed during the raid (along with three hostages, all of the Revolutionary Cells members, all of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine members, and dozens of Ugandan soldiers).

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (Rl/HN)

369 lol Cole is giving them up!

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (dKbuD)

370 I am unclear what that was, honestly.

"I don't think he knows, either." --DJ Trump

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (zdLoL)

371 Oh Lord. The entire Biden clan was in the Oval. Ashley had her eyes closed and dabbed them a few times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:17 PM (IcuR4)

Was Doctor Jill there?
Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (64Zez)

That's what was reported.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (IcuR4)

372 In about 10 days the fanfare around Kamala will start to die down and the real internal polls will show she’s gets monkey stomped by Trump. That’s when Democrats will go full authoritarian.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (wgAtL)

373 The speech confirmed that government is now publicly and officially rudderless.

Thanks for the memories Scranton Schmo which is ironic since in a few months you will have none left.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 24, 2024 08:26 PM (WsTZq)

374 yeah to 'save our moccasins', it sounded like

and there was something near the end about 'winter apparel '

Yeah, you could see him going into the verbal cul-de-sac and getting totally flummoxed. I saw something similar in Animal House.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:26 PM (xCA6C)

375 360 Well, that was pointless.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (IG4Id)

The People Who Actually Run Things did get somewhat plausible "proof of life" out there and "Biden" can stay put and out of sight for a few months. Think mentally retarded end stage Soviet Union.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2024 08:26 PM (KSNKu)

376
Camelface already got over 1100 DNC delegates.

HOW??

We all know how. But why aren't all the "Democracy-Savers" asking how someone just "gets" 1100 DNC delegates overnight.

*1100 delegates is more than half the needed amount for the D nom.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:26 PM (j/vaj)

377 Ah, look at all the ugly people...
(Apologies to the Beatles)

Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (ywphJ)

378 @372 Marcus , there was a poll yesterday saying 73%of Dems want somebody other than Kamala

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (qejsy)

379 No, any semblance of democracy is long gone.

Whether in who's chosen for the primaries or who's voting, there are people desperately trying to control the outcome via nefarious shenanigans.

This country has termites.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (aPY1X)

380 A republic... if you can keep it?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk yooooooouuuuuuuj

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (d9LQi)

381 Okay, bring on the Cafe. I need some cute animals after watching that nonsense.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (O7YUW)

382 The speech confirmed that government is now publicly and officially rudderless.

I won't rest easy until Trump is in the WH and Xi is dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (xCA6C)

383 WELL, BIDEN ISN’T RESIGNING, BUT HE’S GIVING WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CAMPAIGN SPEECH — FOR HIS NEXT 6 MONTHS IN OFFICE. It would help if he could speak like a normal person. His voice sounds weird and his enunciation is off. And his condemnation of extremism and violence would play better if angry mobs of terrorist sympathizers hadn’t invaded the Capitol and burned American flags while desecrating monuments around Washington.

It would be nice if we had a president who would protect our monuments.

UPDATE: Jesse Watters’ sum-up: “Damage control for a failed presidency.”

Posted at 8:07 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (wse2C)

384 Did he ever give a reason why he dropped out of the race??
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM

Yes, he did. Because the Party winning is "more important than personal ambition". Nothing Outside the Party.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (iRX3h)

385 .

NOOD CAFE!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (O7YUW)

386 Do you think Katie and Hunter put rum and cocaine in the bong water yolo style?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (dKbuD)

387 372 In about 10 days the fanfare around Kamala will start to die down and the real internal polls will show she’s gets monkey stomped by Trump. That’s when Democrats will go full authoritarian.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (wgAtL)

If needed she will drop out and release her delegates for the new and improved X because of democracy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (KSNKu)

388 Nice.

@mkhammer
7m
I'm glad he was on-camera. He owes it to Americans to tell us what's going on... which he didn't really do. The performance makes it clear he is in decline, but that's not the reason he's stepping aside. He's been a president to all Americans and doesn't see those who disagree with him as enemies, which is why he is passing the torch, so Harris can save the country from the half of Americans who are out to destroy the country by disagreeing with him.

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:28 PM (64Zez)

389 Biden has had a grudge against the Supreme Court ever since he failed to stop Black people getting confirmed for the job, particularly Clarence Thomas. I'm sure he's a racist as are all Democrats, making Black members and Black supporters of the Ds funny and sad.

Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #06 at July 24, 2024 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

390 368 324 You just know Islamic Terrorists are itching to repeat 1972 and I don't know if the French care all that much about Jews.
_____
Bibi's brother led the raid on Entebbe.

Yonatan (Yoni) Netanyahu was killed in action on July 4, 1976, while commanding the rescue mission during Operation Entebbe. He was the only Israeli soldier killed during the raid (along with three hostages, all of the Revolutionary Cells members, all of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine members, and dozens of Ugandan soldiers).
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:25 PM (Rl/HN
Dr Madam Jill is a fool to go to the Ozempics.

Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (LHPAg)

391 yeah to 'save our moccasins', it sounded like

and there was something near the end about 'winter apparel '
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)
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lol, thank you, Don.

Posted by: bluebell at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (bS+DD)

392 300 269 Can't believe yall watched that.
-----------------------

I was looking for edit splices.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (yZU0/)

393 Her mother's name is literally "Shyamala", which can only be pronounced in Bugs Bunny voice.

Ehh...Shyamala!

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MX0bI)

394 Does the ruling class really think no one will ask why Vegetable didn’t give a reason for his volte face on running? What, just a sudden penchant for the youthful but middle-aged Harris? They’re just showing us the middle finger with this performance.

Posted by: electronic means at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (rjJqk)

395 381 Okay, bring on the Cafe. I need some cute animals after watching that nonsense.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (O7YUW)

385
NOOD CAFE!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (O7YUW)

Pretty good service around here!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (64Zez)

396 OK

y'all realize this makes Kamala the de facto figurehead President

Joe is a living relic now
he will make some ceremonial appearances, but he is effectively done

that was a farewell speech.

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

397 “ 372 Marcus , there was a poll yesterday saying 73%of Dems want somebody other than Kamala
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (qejsy)”

They thought Kamala would help drive turnout. Especially with the right VP pick. They haven’t figured out that what people loath are Democrats and their polices. Period. That’s why Trump is expanding his base and any race that Democrats are in is turning competitive. We can’t take our foot of the gas for a lot of reasons. But my guess is that Kamala won’t be polling well by the time the convention comes around and Obama and his minions will be pushing for yet another candidate.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:30 PM (wgAtL)

398 you are welcome BB

Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

399 I'm waiting for the DU comments before I reach any conclusions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (XeU6L)

400 400

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (64Zez)

401 385
NOOD CAFE!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:27 PM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:32 PM (64Zez)

402 No wind in DC. Those trees are as still as if they were glued onto the glass behind him.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

I noticed that too.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:24 PM

Nonsense. I was watching the trees moving the whole time, looking for any obvious looping points. This was bad, but real enough to my eyes, and ears. Him, too. Unless their "double" is Oscar-worthy, who can fuck up words exactly like Joe?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:32 PM (iRX3h)

403 BTW. I don’t care who they run, even Big Mike. Independents and people in the middle have already figured out what’s going on and which party can fix it. It ain’t Democrats and it is especially not someone that has never held a job and has zero experience in anything but grifting.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (wgAtL)

404 402 No wind in DC. Those trees are as still as if they were glued onto the glass behind him.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)
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It's that fake set they built for him a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (yZU0/)

405 Trump has sent letters to the networks demanding equal time. is also trying to block KAHmala from taking possession of Biden's campaign war chest.

I cannot spare this man. He fights.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (4XwPj)

406 "He rode the train on your dime."

Across the Francis Scott Key bridge, no less!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (a1415)

407
Nonsense. I was watching the trees moving the whole time, looking for any obvious looping points. This was bad, but real enough to my eyes, and ears. Him, too. Unless their "double" is Oscar-worthy, who can fuck up words exactly like Joe?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled
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There were a couple of stutter points, double the's and au's.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (yZU0/)

408 Why?

Posted by: L - If ... (Cellphone) at July 24, 2024 08:36 PM (LL19j)

409 It's that fake set they built for him a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Braenyard

They were moving. I'm not on acid, I swear. I was specifically watching the trees the whole time, to see if there were edits or looping cuts. They were gently moving as expected.

Watch it again on a bigger screen.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:36 PM (iRX3h)

410 Proof of life we've been clamoring for.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:20 PM (iRX3h)

I didn't watch, did he get up or move around, or did he stay rooted in that chair?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (D7oie)

411 {395} ... Pretty good service around here!

Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (64Zez)

No kiddin'.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (O7YUW)

412 Another shining example of Whatley’s leadership was in the NC Supreme Court recount of 2020. On election night, Republican Paul Newby was up by 405 votes over Democrat Cheri Beasley. The Democrats tried every trick to convince the Democrat-controlled State Board of Elections to ignore the voters’ will in favor of a partisan trick.
RNC chair fights for and protects The Vote!
https://tinyurl.com/5n6zdhyy

Whately had already laid the groundwork for this possibility. In the months before the election, Whatley led efforts to recruit lawyers to protect the ballot box in 2020. Republicans were ready for a statewide recount requiring lawyers in all 100 counties if needed. It turned out this preparation was needed when it came to the Newby/Beasley race. Without his strong leadership, at least from my perspective in the trenches working this issue, Beasley would be the chief justice, not Newby.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (Rl/HN)

413 Ok maybe I'm seeing things. Next to the flag on our right there's a tree I thought was moving, but it moves in time with his head so probably a reflection. And the window reflection next to his neck on that side seems to have some anomalous pixel action going on, as well.

Mea culpa. Could be the set, after all.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:43 PM (iRX3h)

414 405 Trump has sent letters to the networks demanding equal time. is also trying to block KAHmala from taking possession of Biden's campaign war chest.

I cannot spare this man. He fights.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (4XwPj)
Yean not to mention the new and improved fighters in Congress.
Thay tore Cheatle a new one the other day.
wow it was like a pride of lions on a happy meal..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:43 PM (Rl/HN)

415 I pity Biden...until I remember he lied from day one of his campaign till this very moment and is still lying.

He is lying right now. He's endangering the country with his preposterous lies.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 24, 2024 08:44 PM (mvURQ)

416 >>>especially not someone that has never held a job and has zero experience in anything but grifting.

Agreed!! No Trump!!

Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 24, 2024 08:46 PM (ywphJ)

417 Biden did as well as could be expected. He can still read a teleprompTer. Sort of.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (55boN)

418 Weak & pathetic

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (cGwhC)

419 Do we still not know who was acting as President For at least the last year?

Posted by: Fen at July 25, 2024 05:19 AM (+8q/b)

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