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Thanks Ace, I nooded.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:28 PM (O7YUW) 2
First
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) 3
First!!!
Posted by: Jmel at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (bVhJi) 4
Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:30 PM (aPY1X) Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:30 PM (5Seyi) 7
A massive herd of elephants swim across a river. By the way it's pronounced EL-eh-phant not el-EH-phant, you anti-elephant racists.
______ No. I have it on the best authority it's pronounced HEFF-a-lump. Posted by: Eeyore at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (1bNHn) 8
A Shmepublic ishf you can ... a ... anyway.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (IG4Id) 9
Hey, Jmel! I'm first loser....
Ahhhhhh, the sophomoric Moron games. I love this place. Well done Grumpy and Recalcitrant Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:31 PM (MsrgL) 10
Concerned Citizen
@BGatesIsaPyscho 🚨🌎 Day 1 France 2024 Olympic Games - Australian Cycling team robbed - Match abandoned due to violence - Trans woman delivered Olympic flame It’s a fantastic representation of precisely where the World is at. Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 08:32 PM (TGPs7) 11
Hey, kids, let's handfeed the plague vector!
Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (VGOMa) Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (64Zez) 13
Heh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (HXGNm) 14
lol. That prarie dog was like, suckahs!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (aPY1X) 15
Hahn?
@Breaking911 1m CNN: Biden's White House staff 'celebrating' tonight with pizza, beer, wine & ice cream Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (IG4Id) 16
Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m The fish puns, they have begun. Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (5Seyi) 17
Prairie dogs be smart.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (g8Ew8) 18
Celebrating with . . . wine & ice cream
Posted by: weft cut-loop Ohhh, they are sick f***ers. Who does that? Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (5Seyi) 19
Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m Ahhhhhh, the sophomoric Moron games. I love this Well done Grumpy and Recalcitrant Posted by: BifBewalski Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (MsrgL) 20
15 Hahn?
@Breaking911 1m CNN: Biden's White House staff 'celebrating' tonight with pizza, beer, wine & ice cream Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 08:34 PM (IG4Id Celebrating the fact they don't have to pull out the Stanley steamer this time! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (aPY1X) 21
.@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (gbOdA) 22
"Diogenes" was the original gaslighter, yes? No? I believe Diogenes was the first anti-gaslighter. But, ironically, he used a gas lamp to find an "honest man." I dunno. I'm sure I'm messing up the lore. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (j/vaj) 23
18 Celebrating with . . . wine & ice cream
Posted by: weft cut-loop Ohhh, they are sick f***ers. Who does that? Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (5Seyi) Who doesn't? (Hic!) Posted by: Hillary! at July 24, 2024 08:36 PM (lg881) 24
Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
Prairie Dog is government worker. Ignores crumbs, grabs big bag of goodies, and does not share. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ) 25
19 Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m Ahhhhhh, the sophomoric Moron games. I love this place plaice. Well done Grumpy and Recalcitrant Posted by: BifBewalski Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (MsrgL) Ooh, you hit that right on the bullhead! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (64Zez) 26
Aren't all prairie dogs "gophers?" Same as moles? The "gopher family" is bigger than the Weasel Family of animals. Yes? Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (j/vaj) 27
Russian and Chinese jets flying close to Alaska.
Wow. Unbelievable Posted by: Jmel at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (bVhJi) 28
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
I want to know how many miles she's traveled in her airplane. Apparently that's an important metric. Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (xCA6C) 29
Groundhogs, too. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (j/vaj) 30
‘I got yo nutzack, boy!’
-P. Dog Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:39 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ) 32
Prairie Dog is government worker. Ignores crumbs, grabs big bag of goodies, and does not share. Posted by: NaCly Dog So, you're saying that the prairie dog is a stoplight loosejaw? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoplight_loosejaw Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:39 PM (MsrgL) 33
I love how AoS is full of animal experts. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (j/vaj) 34
I want to know how many miles she's traveled in her airplane. Apparently that's an important metric.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 08:38 PM (xCA6C) Or how many pads she handed out at clinic. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:41 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:41 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Jamaica at July 24, 2024 08:41 PM (1pQBc) 37
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I love how AoS is full of animal experts. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (j/vaj You know a little too much about Monkeys! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:41 PM (aPY1X) 38
Russian and Chinese jets flying close to Alaska.
Wow. Unbelievable Posted by: Jmel If Robin Olds was still around, he'd dupe them into attacking each other while circling just out of radar range. Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:41 PM (5Seyi) 39
12 4 Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (64Zez) carp is this on porpoise? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:42 PM (gbOdA) 40
33 I love how AoS is full of animal experts.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (j/vaj) Animal experts In my soup. Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:42 PM (64Zez) 41
Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now
We are smarter than a Suprem Court Justice, becase we know what a woman is, and what a Lady is. Like Jane D'Oh. She is a Lady. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ) 42
gopher<<go fish
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:42 PM (gbOdA) 43
Great Cafe, thanks Ace.
Way better than the subject of the last thread! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 08:43 PM (RcBqw) 44
I hope that the rescued doggie and her pups found nice homes.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 08:43 PM (oaGWv) 45
10. I love(d) Paris. Great place to visit and see some history and have a greta meal. When I first went in the mid-90’s everyone was polite and accommodating. Second visit was also wonderful.
I went back 2 years ago or so, it is a radically different place in every way imaginable. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 08:44 PM (aVudl) 46
39 12 4 Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (64Zez) carp is this on porpoise? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:42 PM (gbOdA) I think he was being koi. Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:44 PM (64Zez) 47
The Camaaaaaargue?
Posted by: Sir Bedivere at July 24, 2024 08:44 PM (3Fz6p) 48
Braenyard
Ok maybe I'm seeing things. Next to the flag on our right there's a tree I thought was moving, but it moves in time with his head so probably a reflection. And the window reflection next to his neck on that side seems to have some anomalous pixel action going on, as well. Mea culpa. Could be the set, after all. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:45 PM (iRX3h) 49
Giraffe was kind of a jerk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2024 08:45 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 08:45 PM (NMT5x) 51
The capybara caravan is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine that video set to Schoenberg's Pierrot Lunaire.
Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 08:46 PM (njExo) 52
The bear and the cone vid is unreal..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 08:46 PM (Rl/HN) 53
I feel like I should be embarrassed about how much I liked the horses running in the sea video.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 08:47 PM (ftFVW) 54
Remember when hitley got "shlonged" in a primary against bernie sanders? The Fake News was all fake-aghast at the "sexual" verbal abuse of "shlong." Meanwhile, the DNC reversed the shlonging and double-shlonged bernie sanders and his millions of voters. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:47 PM (j/vaj) 55
33 I love how AoS is full of animal experts.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (j/vaj) Moose out front shoulda told ya. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:47 PM (iRX3h) 56
That whole speech was fake and ghey. Just as usual with the left.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:48 PM (LHPAg) 57
Swiss cliff stairs? Hell to the No.
Posted by: haffhowershower I'll join you in watching from below. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 08:48 PM (RcBqw) 58
We are ruled by people, not a dictator, says the dictator who just usurped the will of the people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 08:48 PM (d9LQi) 59
I love how AoS is full of animal experts.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:40 PM (j/vaj) Moose out front shoulda told ya. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 08:47 PM (iRX3h) ----------- Hey, man, nice marmot. Posted by: The Dude at July 24, 2024 08:48 PM (3Fz6p) Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:50 PM (j/vaj) 61
You know how in a top end restaurant the waiter hovers nearby with a crumb scraper? That's our corgi, me in the Morris chair, drink handy, a few crackers and cheese bits adjacent.
She's ready for the tiniest crumb to drop Posted by: M. Gaga at July 24, 2024 08:51 PM (TJQqd) 62
Abusive Panda Mom turning her child into a confused LGBTQ+ freak of the forest.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 24, 2024 08:51 PM (fY84s) 63
I'll join you in watching from below.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron But not too close. Don't want to be in the splash zone. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 08:51 PM (ftFVW) 64
Glorious Cafe, Ace …
Posted by: Adriane the Can Recycling Critic . . . at July 24, 2024 08:51 PM (TX4bP) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 08:52 PM (u82oZ) 66
Ich komme schon durch manche Land
Avecque la marmotte Und immer was zu essen fand Avecque la marmotte Avecque si, avecque la Avecque la marmotte Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 08:52 PM (V13WU) 67
Ohhh, they are sick f***ers. Who does that?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (5Seyi) Seventeen year olds living in the dorms Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie) 68
The left can't meme. The left is fake memeing for camelface. Even her racist "fall out of the coconut tree" is now a "funny" meme. Another. um, meme, is "kamala" means "lotus" in indian sanskrit. And "lotus," wait for it, is just. like. ... potus. Get it? Yeah, hilarious, right? Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:53 PM (j/vaj) Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 08:54 PM (V13WU) 70
What's the backstory of that Mom and puppies?
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #07 at July 24, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt) 71
good stuff on the speech
Stephen L. Miller retweeted NeverTweet @LOLNeverTweet 1h Thank you, Democrats. Your entirely avoidable clusterfck drama has emboldened our enemies. Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:55 PM (64Zez) 72
Stephen L. Miller retweeted Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich 4h All three flags at Union Station in Washington DC, including the American flag, have been replaced by the flag Hamas wears Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:56 PM (64Zez) 73
Prairie dog, - ground squirrel, - I have a .22 caliber hollowpoint peanut with your name engraved in the casing.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 24, 2024 08:56 PM (fY84s) 74
I love(d) Paris. Great place to visit and see some history and have a greta meal. When I first went in the mid-90’s everyone was polite and accommodating. Second visit was also wonderful.
I went back 2 years ago or so, it is a radically different place in every way imaginable. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee I got very lucky. Was snatched up by the collar by a retired LTG that I didn't even think knew who i was to be a deputy PM for a NATO contract. We did the proposal in the Aerospatiale headquarters in the 14th arrondissement in Paris over the summer in '00. Good times. The Frogs don't work hard at all, so I got an all expenses paid six week summer in Paris. I stayed in the suburbs, the people were nice. Dude at the bar/pub/diner across the street from my itty bitty hotel was a ww2 vet. Bought me all the wine I could drink every other night. I returned the favor the next day. At the end of the six weeks we had a cluster duck of ww2 vets getting drunk every evening. Fun times. Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:57 PM (MsrgL) 75
Loved the youngish snow leopard. That one's definitely still growing into his paws.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 08:59 PM (O7YUW) 76
CANNONBALL!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 08:59 PM (XV/Pl) 77
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Stephen L. Miller retweeted Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich 4h All three flags at Union Station in Washington DC, including the American flag, have been replaced by the flag Hamas wears Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:56 PM (64Zez) A good asskicking promptly applied goes a long way toward preventing such behavior. Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 08:59 PM (LHPAg) 78
Sheep vs. bucket. WINNER: the bucket.
Funnier than I expected. Would watch again. ..... Yup, still funny. Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY) 79
A breathtaking walk through the Lauterbrunnen Valley, Switzerland.
Ay-ay-ay. And you know there's some nutjob figuring out how to race a bicycle down those steps. Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 09:00 PM (c5wrR) 80
Hey, kids, let's handfeed the plague vector!
Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (VGOMa) Glad I didn't watch that. People interacting with cute, fuzzy plague carriers gives me the heeby-jeebies. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 24, 2024 09:01 PM (s9EYN) 81
Fcking Politico...here is Fake News Gaslighting Politico "explaining" the camelface memes: Climbing the Coconut Tree: "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you." Ironically, this Kamala Harris quote from last May went viral because it was taken out of context and presented as a sort of absurd statement. *[underscore added by me] Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 09:02 PM (j/vaj) 82
Fetterman wore a suit to Bibi's speech
He looked almost normal Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 24, 2024 09:02 PM (Ka3bZ) 83
I'll join you in watching from below.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron But not too close. Don't want to be in the splash zone. Posted by: She Hobbit We'll see them coming from a long way away plenty of time to dodge. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 09:03 PM (RcBqw) 84
5 Why do wolves howl?
Loneliness? Boredom? Ball itch? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 08:30 PM (aPY1X) ---- Fleas? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #09 at July 24, 2024 09:03 PM (qfLjt) 85
Praise Allah for Kumala !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rep. Omar from Minnesota at July 24, 2024 09:03 PM (BSF0H) 86
Prairie dog had his eye on the prize and moved with a purpose.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:03 PM (O7YUW) 87
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"Diogenes" was the original gaslighter, yes? No? I believe Diogenes was the first anti-gaslighter. But, ironically, he used a gas lamp to find an "honest man." I dunno. I'm sure I'm messing up the lore. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (j/vaj) -------------------------------- We all know the first gaslighter was some prehistoric dude shortly after the discovery of fire. How do you say "hold my beer" in grunt? Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 24, 2024 09:04 PM (F4bAW) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:04 PM (O7YUW) 89
I would walk those "steps" just to see the look on my wife's face. She's deathly afraid of heights.
Having said that, I'm sure you'd find my fingerprints indelibly imprinted onto whatever handholds there are, regardless of the material. Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2024 09:04 PM (iQlbn) 90
80 Hey, kids, let's handfeed the plague vector!
Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (VGOMa) Glad I didn't watch that. People interacting with cute, fuzzy plague carriers gives me the heeby-jeebies. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 24, 2024 09:01 PM (s9EYN) I had prairiedogs as pets over 15 years, they’re smart and friendly. Never made us sick. Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (xCA6C) 92
Another. um, meme, is "kamala" means "lotus" in indian sanskrit. And "lotus," wait for it, is just. like. ...
potus. Get it? Yeah, hilarious, right? Posted by: Soothsayer Hey, Internet, how about the other guy? Donald Gender Masculine Usage Scottish, English Pronounced /ˈdɑn.əld/(English) From the Scottish Gaelic name Dòmhnall meaning "ruler of the world", composed of the Old Irish elements domun "world" and fal "rule". This was the name of two 9th-century kings of the Scots and Picts. "Ruler of the World" vs. "Flower girl." Your move, Lefties. Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (DgGvY) 93
That "fell out of a coconut tree" remark was NOT nor never taken out of context, because the whole clip is used in the meme, unlike Politico who omits harris' wacky setup for the "coconut tree" line. Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (j/vaj) Posted by: Wolves at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (3Fz6p) 95
The capybara caravan is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine that video set to Schoenberg's Pierrot Lunaire.
Posted by: Paco Sleepy college sophomore reports to listening lab to catch up on listening assignments for music history course. A little Gregorian chant, a little Bach, a little Corelli, some Mozart and Beethoven. Here comes Debussy and Ravel. By that time sleepy sophomore is nodding off. Then a noise so frightful that said sophomore nearly jumps out of her seat. Yes "Pierrot Lunaire" left an indelible impression on that no longer sleepy sophomore. Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (oaGWv) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2024 09:06 PM (iRX3h) 97
12 4 Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (64Zez) ---- Your tuna for drinks or my plaice for dinner? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #10 at July 24, 2024 09:07 PM (qfLjt) 98
That vile KJP.
Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 09:07 PM (64Zez) 99
@Breaking911 1m
CNN: Biden's White House staff 'celebrating' tonight with pizza, beer, wine & ice cream Oh, goody, our country is being run by a college dorm. Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (qL8Uu) 100
{91} ... To find the others. London is a big place.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 24, 2024 09:05 PM (xCA6C) And his hair was perfect. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (O7YUW) 101
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Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (64Zez) 102
Fetterman wore a suit to Bibi's speech
He looked almost normal Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion But did he sing Puttin on the Ritz? Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (ftFVW) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (mH6SG) 104
grrr
Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (64Zez) 105
And his hair was perfect.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (O7YUW) ---------- Heh! Draw blood! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (3Fz6p) 106
Tony Kinnett
@TheTonus 57m Biden sounds like he's a scared 10-year-old auditioning for a play from a script too small for him to read. Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (D7oie) 107
99 @Breaking911 1m
CNN: Biden's White House staff 'celebrating' tonight with pizza, beer, wine & ice cream Oh, goody, our country is being run by a college dorm. Posted by: t-bird I'm sure the pizza has pineapple on it. Why ruin a pizza like that? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (VNX3d) 108
Sorry, m. I wasn't even trying for it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (O7YUW) 109
My response to Biden's Speech tonight is below,,,,,,,,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuQorVBJj4 Posted by: Mr. Blutowski at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (Mig/N) 110
Heh. Horde mind.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:10 PM (5Seyi) 112
I had a former friend, an M.D., state that he had little use for his patients and he viewed his patients primarily as being vectors for disease. "What a charming bedside manner!" I thought. Big time leftist, of course. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:10 PM (xG4kz) 113
Those capybaras are up to no good.
No good at all, I tell ya. Lock up your daughters, keep the pistol loaded, and count the silverware when they leave. Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 09:10 PM (tTbnc) 114
108 Sorry, m. I wasn't even trying for it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:09 PM (O7YUW) Grumpy and Recalcitrant, come on down! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 09:11 PM (64Zez) 115
Well, carp.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 08:29 PM (MsrgL) Go fish! Posted by: m at July 24, 2024 08:33 PM (64Zez) ---- Your tuna for drinks or my plaice for dinner? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #10 I'll be perched on my bar stool waiting for you. Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:11 PM (oaGWv) 116
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic" Posted by: rhennigantx Fabulous. Such a proud moment in this nation's history. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:11 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl) 118
21 .@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 08:35 PM (gbOdA) ---- That's an accomplishment? That's lower in level than Death Valley! It's similar to saying she was the first Willy Brown discard to visit a morgue. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #11 at July 24, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt) 119
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx ---- That's an accomplishment? That's lower in level than Death Valley! It's similar to saying she was the first Willy Brown discard to visit a morgue. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #11 She was there to cheer up the littlest patients, er victims. (I'm sorry, I denounce myself.) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:14 PM (ftFVW) 120
Also digging deeper into the new Arcade setup, and there are far too many games.
I did play Angry Birds Star Wars Edition and Streets of Rage 4, so that's two down and 96k games to go. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (XV/Pl) 121
You know who are better than people? Animals.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (p4NUW) 122
Nobody else is biting on the fish puns.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (oaGWv) 123
Nobody else is biting on the fish puns.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (oaGWv) Don't worry about it, sometimes the jokes don't hit. There is a time and a plaice for everything Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie) 124
Has Vivek made fun of those that say that if you mispronounce Kamala's name you're racist? Because I'm sure not everyone in the media pronounces his name so it rhymes with cake. He's one of the few that can push back against this current silliness.
Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 09:17 PM (QAK8m) 125
122 Nobody else is biting on the fish puns.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (oaGWv) You are krilling me with the fish puns. Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:17 PM (p4NUW) 126
I got home from an impromptu 3-day trip last night, and my dog hasn't left my side since. She's a loyal beast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 24, 2024 09:18 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Adriane the Alluring Fishing Lure Critic . . . at July 24, 2024 09:18 PM (TX4bP) 128
You have to lure other commenters in...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2024 09:19 PM (dg+HA) 129
>>> 99 @Breaking911 1m
CNN: Biden's White House staff 'celebrating' tonight with pizza, beer, wine & ice cream Oh, goody, our country is being run by a college dorm. Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (qL8Uu) Always has been. Posted by: The "always has been" meme at July 24, 2024 09:19 PM (QAK8m) 130
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Hey, man, nice marmot. Posted by: The Dude at July 24, 2024 08:48 PM (3Fz6p) ---- Thanks, I just had it stuffed ..... wait, .. wrong scene. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #12 at July 24, 2024 09:19 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:19 PM (ftFVW) 132
Do not know the context of the rhyme in 66. Interesting but odd.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 24, 2024 09:20 PM (WvGHv) 133
Better title for that last video:
"Mom attempts to get kids to catch bubonic plague from ground squirrels." Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 24, 2024 09:20 PM (4vAwW) 134
During World War I, Ildebrando Zacchini proposed using spring-loaded cannons to shoot Italian soldiers across enemy lines, but the Italian government considered the plan too risky
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 09:20 PM (+wqDE) Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:20 PM (5Seyi) 136
If I ever run for office, I'll be honest. I have a tweet in my mind ...
It'll be a triptych. One panel, an empty drawer. The next, a shot of my gas range and oven loaded down with every size of pot full chickens ranging from a Malaysian bantam to a Delaware Broiler, and a big ol' American Brahma in a roasting pan in the oven. Then a shot of my family sitting around an enormous vat of soup with plates full of white meat. "I promise a chicken in every pot. Every one of my pots. Vote YD, and go eat pigeons." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:21 PM (0FoWg) 137
76 CANNONBALL!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 08:59 PM (XV/Pl) Every time. Now my mascara is running. Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:22 PM (p4NUW) 138
>>> @SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx It's the equivalent to them of Princess Diana visiting AIDS patients and land mine spots. Dems stuck in the 90s. Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 09:22 PM (QAK8m) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2024 09:23 PM (dg+HA) 140
@137
>>Every time. Now my mascara is running. Here, have this bourbon neat and bag of sour gummies. ** turns around and runs towards the diving board. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:23 PM (XV/Pl) 141
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
--------------------- She probably flashed her frequent client discount card. Posted by: Bigsmith at July 24, 2024 09:24 PM (1Au9i) 142
Biden didn't see his shadow, so we will have six more weeks of him pretending to be President.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 24, 2024 09:24 PM (a/7LW) 143
Biden looks more orange in the stills. More projection.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:25 PM (p4NUW) 144
You have to lure other commenters in...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Get a little chummy? Posted by: She Hobbit water you waiting for? Below, you’ll find a list of unique and funny pun fish names that we’re sure you’ll love. … We guar-Roe-ntee it. Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:25 PM (MsrgL) 145
Marilyn Mon-Roe
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:25 PM (MsrgL) 146
Leonardo DiCarpio
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (MsrgL) 147
Tank Sinatra
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (MsrgL) 148
Your fish puns are starting to flounder.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (elaR+) 149
Elfish Presley
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (MsrgL) 150
Trump should have picked a different JD....... Hayworth - true conservative ass-kicker that was pushed out of AZ politics by the McCain RINO wing. Guy was rabid vs illegal immigration which was a big part of his undoing way back then while "The Maverick" ruled the state.
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (8JB5s) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (p6kAw) 152
Goldie Fish Hawn
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:26 PM (MsrgL) 153
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx What, Moloch can't pay for DoorDash? Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 09:27 PM (DgGvY) 154
Gotta go.
Will have to scale back on fish puns. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 24, 2024 09:27 PM (dg+HA) 155
Sheep and bucket - if it were two humans it would be considered an almost perfect Judo throw.
Sheep is thinking 'What the f**k happened?' Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #13 at July 24, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt) 156
I totally cheated and ddg searched for those
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 09:28 PM (MsrgL) 157
I can't thee up, but I can thee low, canth you?
Posted by: Mike Tython at July 24, 2024 09:28 PM (3Dgak) 158
Fetterman wore a suit to Bibi's speech
Did he put a little kippah on the lump? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle I have a hump!? Posted by: Fetterman at July 24, 2024 09:29 PM (elaR+) 159
Scale it back on the fish puns.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 09:29 PM (tTbnc) 160
154-
DAMMIT!!!!! Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (tTbnc) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (rpJDL) 162
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'"first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"' Doing that 60 years ago would have helped. Now? Not so much. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (3wi/L) 163
Your fish puns are starting to flounder.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale I guess we otter stop. Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (oaGWv) 164
I fear we are hooked on fish puns
Posted by: Fetterman at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (elaR+) 165
Have we figured out what that speech was? I quit because I don’t want to be a blocker? I quit because I am too sexy for this job? I quit because I have done all the things so well, why stay? Also, I am going to cure cancer in the next 5 months while passing legislation to kill babies and leaping buildings in single bounds?
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (p4NUW) 166
NYPost:
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted Wednesday that President Biden remains sharp as a tack and “absolutely” could serve another four-year term — stunning journalists at her first briefing since Biden dropped his re-election campaign over concerns about his mental acuity. “Look, he didn’t step down from campaigning or from running because he didn’t believe he can serve in a second term. That is not why,” Jean-Pierre claimed to the incredulity of the press corps. Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:31 PM (GITLP) 167
Step away for a little bit and this place went all fishy.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (5MvGY) 168
Fish puns?
I knew I smelt something. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (elaR+) 169
>>> Missed the speech on porpoise.
Did it resemble a bad Godzilla dub? Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2024 09:30 PM (rpJDL) Anna, there are deepfakes that are more realistic than that speech. Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (QAK8m) 170
89 I would walk those "steps" just to see the look on my wife's face. She's deathly afraid of heights.
Having said that, I'm sure you'd find my fingerprints indelibly imprinted onto whatever handholds there are, regardless of the material. Posted by: PabloD at July 24, 2024 09:04 PM (iQlbn) ---- O, you mean like on the armrests of a dentist's chair? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #14 at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (XeU6L) 172
Did Joe say what the 'illness' is? We were told he was going to.
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (i0F8b) 173
I honestly think the speech was a bunch of carp.
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 09:32 PM (p4NUW) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 09:33 PM (aPY1X) 175
@172: Something about a fever...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:33 PM (O7YUW) 176
Has Vivek made fun of those that say that if you mispronounce Kamala's name you're racist? Nope. Nope. Nope. Sexist. Now, eat shit and die, halfwit. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:33 PM (xG4kz) 177
Since you aren't go to clam up with the fish puns, maybe I should stop being so crabby about it.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 09:33 PM (tTbnc) 178
Your fish puns are starting to flounder.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale ----- Weighed in the scales, and found wanting. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 09:33 PM (XeU6L) 179
If Kumala was a fish, she'd be a blowfish.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (elaR+) 180
...“Look, he didn’t step down from campaigning or from running because he didn’t believe he can serve in a second term. That is not why,” Jean-Pierre claimed to the incredulity of the press corps. Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:31 PM (GITLP)
He's trying to extend his longevity by mainlining embalming fluid. It's not working. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX) 181
Who's the cheap fake now, old man?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (0FoWg) 182
122 Nobody else is biting on the fish puns.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (oaGWv) Don't be a crankbait, come up with your own line cuz I won't shad a tear for ayu. Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (NMT5x) 183
@172: Something about a fever...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Was is Asa Fever? Cause that ship has sailed. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (ftFVW) 184
When all else is lost, resort to fish puns?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (mH6SG) 185
To clarify, I was not referring to Vivek as being the halfwit. That was for the hypothetical nimrod who would have called me racist. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:35 PM (xG4kz) 186
Was is Asa Fever? Cause that ship has sailed.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:34 PM (ftFVW) Not for me, it hasn't. You don't just get over a candidate like Asa! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 09:35 PM (aPY1X) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (XeU6L) 189
Just for the halibut, I might as well get in on these fish puns.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (O7YUW) 190
The left probably bought the whole Biden spiel hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (xcIvR) 191
To clarify, I was not referring to Vivek as being the halfwit.
That was for the hypothetical nimrod who would have called me racist. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Definitely angling for a fight. Glad you did not take the bait. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (elaR+) 192
I thought Joe was on a ventilator and being kept alive. I'm not entirely sure that's not still the case, especially considering the big push about "cheapfakes" a couple of weeks ago.
Posted before, but if nobodies can make stuff like this with the outdated leftover dregs of AI animation, imagine what the pros with the bleeding edge stuff can do: (Biden, NSFW, also hilarious) https://tinyurl.com/27nmv3zs Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later abandoned his or her post at July 24, 2024 09:37 PM (z2R5c) 193
102 Fetterman wore a suit to Bibi's speech
He looked almost normal Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion But did he sing Puttin on the Ritz? Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:08 PM (ftFVW) ---- Putin was in Moscow silly. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #15 at July 24, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt) 194
When going on the lamprey you don't get caught. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:37 PM (xG4kz) 195
@SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx Wow, Both of those harpies need unending prayer. I'm not proud that it is very difficult for me to offer it up for them. Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:37 PM (5Seyi) 196
Step away for a little bit and this place went all fishy.
Posted by: Ben Had Bassed past performance, this cod go on all night. Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:38 PM (oaGWv) 197
The left probably bought the whole Biden spiel hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:36 PM (xcIvR) Those pigs don't buy their slop. They just eat what they're fed and grunt happily. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:38 PM (0FoWg) 198
Two Movie Recommendations. Both on youtube. I prefer to start a movie knowing nothing about it rather than going in with preconceptions. 1. Chicago Overcoat (2009). All I'll tell you is it's mob related. https://youtu.be/sp5Q3ofeJPM?si=UNf9thyWvpznzwuo 2. Blackway (2015) https://youtu.be/wIQ0wpNu0tE?si=iLxZXExk9ofp6WAg Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 24, 2024 09:39 PM (j/vaj) 199
153 @SenWarren on Harris’ biggest accomplishment as VP: She was the "first vice president in history to visit an abortion clinic"
Posted by: rhennigantx What, Moloch can't pay for DoorDash? Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 09:27 PM (DgGvY) While I was there I reminded the staff that large clumps of cells are smaller cell clumps that clump together to make it easier for women's heath care professionals to find them and destroy them. Most cell clumps have the good sense to know they need to be destroyed, to improve the health and well-being of the woman they are stealing nourishment from. (cackle cackle cackle cackle) Posted by: I'm Kamala And You're Not (cackle cackle cackle) at July 24, 2024 09:40 PM (5fDan) 200
Bribe'em speech helped me recalibrate my bullshit meter
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 09:40 PM (5MvGY) 201
If Kumala was a fish, she'd be a blowfish. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale Nope. A Pufferfish. TranSec Buttgiggity would be a Peter Pufferfish. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:41 PM (xG4kz) 202
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I had a former friend, an M.D., state that he had little use for his patients and he viewed his patients primarily as being vectors for disease. "What a charming bedside manner!" I thought. Big time leftist, of course. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 09:10 PM (xG4kz) ---- Jewish friend at Tel Aviv University, "Universities would be so much better without all the students." Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #16 at July 24, 2024 09:41 PM (qfLjt) 203
Lauterbrunnen Valley, Switzerland, is officially off my bucket list.
Well, it will be, once I can get the list back from those sheep. Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 09:43 PM (tTbnc) 204
Those pigs don't buy their slop. They just eat what they're fed and grunt happily.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:38 PM (0FoWg) Cod! I was really just trying to be puny. I'm horrible at this. Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR) 205
Halfwits comments earlier in the thread:
Enjoy SCTV's "Half Wits" game show: https://youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw There's also a semi-final and a championship video. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2024 09:43 PM (O7YUW) 206
117 Kamala in Finnish means Horrible.
So that's nice. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl) ---- So 'horrible lotus flower'? Possibly one growing near Chernobyl? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #17 at July 24, 2024 09:44 PM (qfLjt) 207
From Breitbart:
"Another Democrat sourced dismissed it as Barack Obama being upset by a personal slight. “Obama being surprised by a smart political decision actually makes sense when coupled with his personal inability to see politics beyond his singular, immediate interests,” the source said. “Obama always thinks he is the smartest and coolest guy in the room. He’s friends with George Clooney, after all.” A) Of course those two Aholes think they are the smartest , coolest people in the room. Of course. B) This source sounds refreshingly dismissive of Obama, but then immediately discredits themselves by labeling choosing Kamala as a smart political decision. Posted by: LizLem at July 24, 2024 09:44 PM (QAK8m) 208
I predicted just last night at AoS that mispronunciation of her name would be criminalized.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 09:44 PM (RIvkX) 209
123 Nobody else is biting on the fish puns.
Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2024 09:15 PM (oaGWv) Don't worry about it, sometimes the jokes don't hit. There is a time and a plaice for everything Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie) ---- Well hooked another one. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #18 at July 24, 2024 09:47 PM (qfLjt) 210
The sturgeon general will get on his perch and trout out more flies.
The Horde is BRINGING it tonight! Good job Tuna for being such a bullhead so we can all make crappie puns. Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 09:48 PM (NMT5x) 211
208 I predicted just last night at AoS that mispronunciation of her name would be criminalized.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 09:44 PM (RIvkX) You heard she was going to do it some odd years ago around the water cooler, huh? Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:48 PM (xcIvR) 212
These terrible fish puns almost made me eel over.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 09:48 PM (elaR+) 213
208 I predicted just last night at AoS that mispronunciation of her name would be criminalized.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 09:44 PM (RIvkX) ---- Yes you did. Did you win something? A membership upgrade perhaps? ^^^^^^ MisHum Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #19 at July 24, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt) 214
The MAGA reps rapid fire feeding frenzy was a beautiful sight Monday. It reminded me of a show I saw on the Discovery channel of a school of swordfish devouring a huge ball of thousands of bait fish until the only thing left was a few fish scales sinking to the bottom.. Just Wow.. WINNING BABY !!!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 09:49 PM (Rl/HN) 215
From the river to the sea,
all the otters are mean to me Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 09:50 PM (VNX3d) 216
215 From the river to the sea,
all the otters are mean to me Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at Quit surfing in my territory, stoner. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 09:51 PM (HXGNm) 217
We really need to hear Kamala channel her forefathers, and sound like the Jamaican bobsled team in Cool Runnings.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 09:51 PM (VNX3d) 218
Horrible Harris sounds like a cool gangster or football player nickname.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:51 PM (0FoWg) 219
204 Those pigs don't buy their slop. They just eat what they're fed and grunt happily.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:38 PM (0FoWg) Cod! I was really just trying to be puny. I'm horrible at this. Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR) ---- At least you're not a hag like Hillary. Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #20 at July 24, 2024 09:52 PM (qfLjt) 220
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If Kumala was a fish, she'd be a blowfish. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale Black Swallower. It's a real fish, according to wikipedia heh. Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 09:53 PM (NMT5x) 221
Pelosi's spouse is a hammerhead?
SWORDFISH!! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 09:53 PM (p6kAw) 222
Nah. I got the pun; it was fine. I'm just saying their credulous, slop eating political piggies. Not a pun. Pigs aren't fish. Just a handy metaphor for American ideologues.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:53 PM (0FoWg) 223
Man to prostitute outside a fish market: "Do you get skrod all the time?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #21 at July 24, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt) 224
They're. I hate the cucumber. I never even use autocomplete. No upside, just extra grammatical errors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 09:55 PM (0FoWg) 225
I predicted just last night at AoS that mispronunciation of her name would be criminalized.
Is it HAIR-is or her-RASS? Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2024 09:55 PM (JzFC4) 226
I once had the most awesome shot of the Grand Tetons coming down from Togwotee Pass. heavy dark clouds overhead, early evening. the mountains were silhouettes against the bright sunset sky.
Stupid camera pooched on me. Fuck. I could have made money with that photo. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 24, 2024 09:55 PM (Ad8y9) 227
I pronounce Kamala as "Willie Brown's side piece".
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 24, 2024 09:56 PM (0HOXn) 228
Quit surfing in my territory, stoner.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 09:51 PM (HXGNm) Your all Locals Only!! You otter give the guy a break. Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 09:56 PM (xcIvR) 229
With all these fish puns you're all masters at baiting the Morons.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (RcBqw) 230
226 I once had the most awesome shot of the Grand Tetons coming down from Togwotee Pass. heavy dark clouds overhead, early evening. the mountains were silhouettes against the bright sunset sky.
Stupid camera pooched on me. Fuck. I could have made money with that photo. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 24, 2024 09:55 PM (Ad8y9) ---- Did you try and make a rudimentary lathe? Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #22 at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt) 231
Man to prostitute outside a fish market: "Do you ever wash under them things?"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (p6kAw) 232
It'll take a real manta tie the puns back to the cafe content.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 24, 2024 09:58 PM (Rbu5d) Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2024 09:59 PM (i0F8b) 235
Did you try and make a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #22 at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt) I was trying to avoid the big rock thingy. Oh and I managed to get my shirt off. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 24, 2024 09:59 PM (Ad8y9) 236
Jew hugger Kamala Harris’ Husband Doug Emhof to Replace Jill Biden at David Letterman’s Fundraiser
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 24, 2024 09:59 PM (Rl/HN) 237
231 Man to prostitute outside a fish market: "Do you ever wash under them things?"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (p6kAw) Blind man at fish market, "Good evening, Kamala." Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (tTbnc) 238
I otter nood.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (xcIvR) 239
Nood!!!
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (tTbnc) 240
Did you try and make a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #22 at July 24, 2024 09:57 PM (qfLjt) Clickspring - rudimentary lathe https://tinyurl.com/8bs4rwj5 Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie) 241
Man to prostitute outside a fish market: "Do you get skrod all the time?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Our Useless SS #21 at July 24, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt) Prostitute to man: "Yes, but I've never heard it expressed in the pluperfect tense before." Posted by: HTL at July 24, 2024 10:02 PM (xchKo) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0269 seconds. |
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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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