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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/24/24)
Never too early to think about ice fishing. I've never tried this method.
Reason #79 why it is great to work from home and never have to deal with people.
“Backwash City” — Woman Horrified After Learning What Coworker Fills Office Coffee Maker With
"If I ever see a bottle of water lying around and I don't see anybody drinking it, I just take it and I put it into the coffee pot."
Hmmm...... I must have truck shopped incorrectly in the past. Oh well.
Sharks, yes real sharks not those attorney things tested positive for Hunter Candy.
Cocaine Shark isn't the title of an exciting sequel to B-movie hit Cocaine Bear: it's science. 13 Brazilian sharpnoses tested positive for the drug after being fished out the sea just offshore.
Yes boys and girls and everything in between. I do read the comments...........
Let me address this comment........
A BREACHING whale crashed into a boat on Tuesday in Portsmouth Harbor, capsizing the vessel while catapulting multiple people into the water. A video taken by a pair of brothers on a nearby ship captured the terrifying ordeal, showing the exact moment a whale submerged a fishing boat near the New Hampshire coast.
To be honest with you folks, she has "The Look" down pat. She could have committed mayhem with just that stare.
Would-Be Bride Busted Over Prenup Battery
Police: Days before wedding, woman, 26, lands behind bars JULY 23--A couple set to be married this weekend got into an argument over signing a prenuptial agreement that turned violent and resulted in the would-be bride’s arrest for domestic battery, according to court records. Investigators allege that Molly Rose Hogan, 26, and the male victim were engaged in a pre-nuptials quarrel late Sunday night in their St. Petersburg, Florida residence. The victim told cops that Hogan grabbed him around the head and struck him on the chest, torso, back, and legs, causing “multiple physical injuries.” The attack, the man said, was prompted by “a heated argument over signing a prenuptial agreement prior to marriage.”
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Consequences.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (j8MoG)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residue #28 at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (RcBqw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (j8MoG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
THE ONT IS HERE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: sore loser Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 10:01 PM (2ZHAE)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:02 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Come on man, don't encourage the competition. It is a jungle out here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 24, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 24, 2024 10:02 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (j8MoG)
Woot Woot I'm fine. Congrats on your 1st.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 24, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2024 10:03 PM (DqJmd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:03 PM (3Sugj)
Bullet status:
Did they have to list "torso" along with "chest" and "back"? That's what a torso is. They're committing battery against the language, there.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Roland Felix Hirsch at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (rTr4c)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Learn him good Mis Hum ...
Posted by: browndog knows where his meals come from at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (p6kAw)
Would-Be Bride Busted Over Prenup Battery
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But were the fees for the rental wear refundable?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (c5Itv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (aPY1X)
So, Joe is perfectly healthy and mentally tip-top, thank you very much, but he's bowing out from the race out of the goodness of his heart to let the young 'uns take their place in the political firmament. Is that more or less what he said?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 10:06 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Iris at July 24, 2024 10:06 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
Need I point out Natural Redhead!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (RcBqw)
MOLLIE...heh....the fish references CONTINUE!!!!
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
That photo up top is beautiful, and I will bet that lake has plenty of fish.
The shallow ice fishing looks really neat - and just a little freaky!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (R29zu)
At Manchester Airport, it is said that these Muslims refused to have their veiled mother searched by the police because that is not permissible according to Islamic law. But fortunately, the police knew how to teach them a lesson after one of them hit the policeman, and this is how terrorist Muslims must be dealt with, as they only understand the language of force.
What do you think of these heroic police?
https://tinyurl.com/24rx9nfr
43 seconds; VIOLENCE warning.
BTW... Salwan Momika @Salwan_Momika1
Critic and thinker - atheist. I fight for a West free of Islam
[His X account header is of the Israeli and Swedish flags.]
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
Warms the cockles of my heart to hear that.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:05 PM (aPY1X)
You can always change the channel.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
gheorghe pretenaru @pretenaru 8h Replying to @Salwan_Momika1
Before this sequence muslims put 3 security people (one security lady with broken nose) in hospital - that's why the violent reaction
Paul Hewton @paul_hewton 6h Replying to @Salwan_Momika1
Firearms officers don't take chances.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (kpS4V)
And, for those people who complain that there are too many choices, find some deserted place and live off what you can hunt or gather. The choices are much simpler then.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
That explains the pre-nup dust-up. No clause about the transfer of his immortal soul.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Come on man, don't encourage the competition. It is a jungle out here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Woot Woot I'm fine. Congrats on your 1st.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
This place is a hoot!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:08 PM (RcBqw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:08 PM (kpS4V)
Thank you for everything you do around here.
You are very appreciated.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 24, 2024 10:08 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (TX4bP)
Posted by: mikeski
Male boob thread!!
A new wrinkle in posting.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (5Seyi)
Last time someone complained about the music we got a month of Zappa.
_________
Wait until Stockhausen & Boulez Month.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (1Nxff)
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Joey, come here. Look at this. See what you did? Go to your room.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (yZU0/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (RcBqw)
Go on....
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (yLiuJ)
and still I wait for ABBA.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
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One bodily region escaped undamaged. Apparently, as she rained blows down on him, she was holding onto the dream of a magical wedding night.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (8AONa)
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She's a keeper.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Long Time AOS Lurker, First Time Commenter at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (V13WU)
I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them
Until the light comes on.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #01 at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (qfLjt)
Those dirty bitches all have to be seething today.
Right now, there's an over-the-hill mattressback stubbing out a butt in an ashtray in an oak-paneled Sacramento barroom, resigning herself to getting smacked up by her pimp because she couldn't pull so much as a Newsom staffer. She's looking at that TV on the wall, and thinking "it could a been me. I could a been a cuntendah."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (0FoWg)
Why you in my swim lane, bro?
https://youtu.be/XYXczDB8VrY?si=t64k_MioKlEgzEsv
Posted by: Roxette at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (MsrgL)
Worse: 1 Thin Lizzy song, 1 Alice Cooper song, 1 BOC song.
Worst of all: Sweet Home Alabama, and Another One Bite the Dust.
The playlist on my home computer dwarfs what you will hear on the friggin' radio or most of those internet venues.
Bottom line: what you hear on the radio (or internet) does not even begin to encapsulate the depth of most bands.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (8AONa)
Marquis of Queensbury Rules.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Col. Klink at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (3Sugj)
New most definitely does not mean "good."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:12 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #02 at July 24, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos in best Trump voice at July 24, 2024 10:13 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 10:13 PM (p6kAw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:13 PM (3Sugj)
Your email bounces.
So...thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (d9fT1)
@Nay_Landell As a slavery scholar I have to chime in. Many historical sources substantiate her claim. Particularly regarding American plantations, laughter was seen as idling/laziness,as per racial stereotypes, often resulting in punishment
MAGA extremist **NOT** being racist will be man bights dog. They can't use the "angry black woman" trope on her, and her contagious joy infuriates them. Finding effective weapons to defeat a happy warrior is beyond their capacity.
In addition, shaming women for laughing is a common tactic for misogynists. They harped on HRC about her laugh only they called hers a cackle.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (B3pV/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (Ad8y9)
So I will trade bon mots with you people.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
New most definitely does not mean "good."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Point of order: We've heard some of your rotation.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:16 PM (RcBqw)
I had headphones at my previous job, and I had to stretch out to very niche genres to keep it fresh.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2024 10:16 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Every one of those comments was written by a pinch-faced scold who hasn't laughed since 1982.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (qejsy)
So...thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
MoronMail turned out to be banned by the whoevers.
Posted by: Miklos believed at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
Patrick looked at Sean and sighed, then fished a quarter out of his pocket, and said, "Sean, be fair. Flip me for bottom"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (D7oie)
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Spartacus was legendary for his way with a practical joke.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Every one of those comments was written by a pinch-faced scold who hasn't laughed since 1982.
Posted by: mikeski
Or hasn't laughed since they were 5, whichever came last.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (MsrgL)
and still I wait for ABBA.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
You can always change the channel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (wse2C)
New most definitely does not mean "good."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:12 PM (d9fT1)
It's not just older people - if you look at reports of what Gen X listens to on their playlists, music from the 70's, 80's and 90's is the vast majority of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
***SNORT***
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:19 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (wse2C)
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But her family's slaves were permitted to laugh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:19 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Dang.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: Roland Felix Hirsch at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (rTr4c)
I was thinking at least $5, maybe even $10 since complaints are a Luxury.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Cicero
As long as they didn't mock with a kackle.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (RcBqw)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C)
Facts and logic make you a tool of the patriarchy …
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at July 24, 2024 10:21 PM (TX4bP)
Perhaps Mis.Hum could feature him one of these evenings...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2024 10:21 PM (2ZHAE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:21 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:21 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Grampa used to have a radio tuned to a station that played Pennsylvania German music for the cows. They liked it.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (5Seyi)
Add that in to the US women's soccer team and Brittany Griner's anti American statements and you got me rooting we don't win a medal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (KAi1n)
New most definitely does not mean "good."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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It's not just older people - if you look at reports of what Gen X listens to on their playlists, music from the 70's, 80's and 90's is the vast majority of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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CBD, try these guys out. I credit them with about 60% of my hearing loss. Remove spaces.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ The_Radiators_(American_band)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (HJ9BW)
Watching Netanyahu addressing Congress. Gonna be a while before I'll get back here. Just wanted to say
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - not quite here yet at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (pyR8c)
As an actual historian with extensive experience in colonial and antebellum American studies, everything in that post is bullsh*t. Slaves in America laughed, sang, danced, and engaged in myriad other forms of recreation, and there's a whole slough of primary sources to substantiate that fact.
To be sure, they also suffered cruelly much of the time, for any number of reasons. But life under slavery was an order of magnitude more complex than this silly summary.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (jGGMD)
So I will trade bon mots with you people.
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
Huh? Gleason's been dead for decades. You got some old tyme tellyvision on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (B3pV/)
It was a cackle. We call what Kamala does a cackle, too, because she does not laugh to indicate joy. It is because she is confused has no coherent thing to say in the situation. It's a tactic to get out of an uncomfortable situation.
Anyway....
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (HJ9BW)
Do you trust that the herpes water is boiled hot enough and long enough?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (aPY1X)
It's never hit a cop season, hadji.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 10:13 PM (p6kAw)
Cop didn't need to kick the guy in the head, he could have just stomped him. Easier on the feet.
Posted by: javems at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:24 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (8AONa)
Marquis of Queensbury Rules.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (xJEPL)
From his perspective, death was an acceptable outcome. The magical wedding night option was right out..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 24, 2024 10:24 PM (t7Bqe)
Posted by: Roland Felix Hirsch at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (rTr4c)
I was thinking at least $5, maybe even $10 since complaints are a Luxury.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (FnneF)
Rich Folk!
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:24 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:24 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Tonypete
Holsteins? Or some other polka-dot breed?
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Piper at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #03 at July 24, 2024 10:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (aPY1X)
***SNORT***
Posted by: ALH
which one?
Posted by: Kenneth at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Long Time AOS Lurker
I'm only happy when it rains.
Posted by: Garbage at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (KAi1n)
We were told if we had a complaint, we could go to Helen Waite.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)
There's some job openings at Yellowstone I hear.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (jGGMD)
You can bet, however, this is the sort of treatment she wishes on her "class enemies", if only out of the principle that her enemies should understand what it feels like to be discriminated against.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (/7KEl)
1. The Russians scrambled fighters to chase a British surveillance plane away from Crimea. About the same time, a missile strike took out an Odessa warehouse supposedly filled with naval drones, as two Russian missile ships headed towards Ukraine. Perhaps the start of something big?
2. The Ukrainians have been allowing Russian oil to be piped across their territory to Hungary and Slovakia. The Ukrainians have shut the pipeline down. Needless to say, the Hungarians and Slovoks are not amused. Slovakia provides a big chunk of what little electricity Ukraine has left.
3. The long-promised F-16s still haven't made it to Ukraine.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: javems at July 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8I4hW)
Why spend the extra pounds on steel toed boots if you can't kick someone in the head?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (CV8a5)
At a place I used to work, people started noticing that the coffee had an odd taste. Took a while to figure out what it was, but it turns out that a woman on the grave shift was bringing in hot dogs for her lunch and boiling them in the coffee pot.
Still cracks me up when I think of it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (klJTj)
He actually didn't laugh at all.
Starring the late, great Walter Matthau.
I would not under rate laughter, but Kamala laughs when she gets stumped by a question and not necessarily a difficult one. Or when she is nervous or scared.
And all her past "negative" history is disappearing down the Memory Hole.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:15 PM (/7KEl)
I'm looking for a Dorothy Sayers rookie card. I can give you a Robert Benchley and two Heywood Browns for it.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: polynikes
Mark Knopplefler has been getting a lot of my Pandora time lately. His skill with acoustic is unrivaled.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (HJ9BW)
I'm hoping the the talcum medal. When it visits Kansas, it will be like dust in the wind.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:29 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C)
Facts and logic make you a tool of the patriarchy …
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic . . . at July 24, 2024 10:21 PM (TX4bP)
She kept prisoners past the End of their sentances so she could keep the slave labor.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)
That goes without saying. Justify present and future injustice by invoking imagined past injustices in the other direction. Marxist rationalization at its finest.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (jGGMD)
Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
We’re putting pads and tampons in our schools so girls don’t have to miss class and they can focus on learning.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (MsrgL)
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Soccer instincts 'kicking' in.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (3Sugj)
'Easier on the feet.' You had me worried for a second.
I'll bet the British police are tired of those Islamic bastards. I know I am.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Even piranhas don't want to mess with coked-up river hippos.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dr. T
Or, anytime someone mocks a Black person we like, we could just claim it's some racist dog whistle reference to the past to beat them over the head with, regardless of the veracity.
That sounds like a much better idea.
Posted by: Deranged, Rabid Leftists at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (B3pV/)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
The problem is not so much Ukrainian pilots flying f-16's, but who is going to maintain them?
Training a passle of Ukrainian maintainers to keep those birds flying is a hard task.
My uneducated guess is that Uncle Sugar will detach some airmen to work on the ground in Ukraine to keep 'em flyin'. As we stumble towards WW III.
And did you see something in the news today that Russia had captured an intact ATACMS launcher with missiles in Ukraine?
Good luck.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (tjZg/)
What's cool is that they rotate Dire Straits on both the AC / DC channel and the Cars channel.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:32 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (kpS4V)
I'm still hoping that Netflix movie "Under Paris" comes true and there's a shark attack in the midst of everything.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2024 10:32 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:29 PM (qejsy)
don't get me started on the oh-so-enlightened liberals in Bogota.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:32 PM (D7oie)
Are we sure that's not a He? Pretty tough!
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #04 at July 24, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
We’re putting pads and tampons in our schools so girls don’t have to miss class and they can focus on learning.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)
1) He said schools, does that mean they're putting stuff in both the boys and girls bathrooms? Most likely.
2) Hey Kamala, pick me! Pick ME! Pick MEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:33 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:33 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (MsrgL)
yes, he's been one my personal favorites for a long time now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 10:33 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
It's true, water filtered through a tar roof and a plaster ceiling is wonderfully pure. The horsehair in the base coat, along with the asbestos added for body, make a primo pot of coffee.
Posted by: Johns-Manville at July 24, 2024 10:34 PM (CV8a5)
@GovernorShapiro
We’re putting pads and tampons in our schools so girls don’t have to miss class and they can focus on learning.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)
He implied only girls need pads and tampons! Burn the heretic!!!
Posted by: The Left at July 24, 2024 10:34 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: tankdemon
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can't help you
got any Noel Cowards?
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:34 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #05 at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (qejs
Brazil didn't ban slavery until 1887 and imported 10x more slaves than North America.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I'll bet you love the phrase - "up close and personal".
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Mystical Miklosian Musical Memories of Echo Beach at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (NMT5x)
Hippos don’t need to be coked up to be badass.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:33 PM (HJ9BW)
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They think such graphic talk owns the cons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (/7KEl)
That doesn't look good at all. In fact it pissed me off.
Especially the second dude they took down. He had surrendered long ago. sitting there. goes down without a fight. Cop still hits him with a flashlight. Looks like he's hopped up on something.
That cop may well be fucked for life after that shit and probably everyone else in the area.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 10:36 PM (xcIvR)
At a place I used to work, people started noticing that the coffee had an odd taste. Took a while to figure out what it was, but it turns out that a woman on the grave shift was bringing in hot dogs for her lunch and boiling them in the coffee pot.
Still cracks me up when I think of it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 24, 2024 10:27 PM (klJTj)
Scott Adams did a memorable Dilbert strip where the office admin (Alice?) switched the office coffee to decaf unannounced after her dr. told her to cut back on caffeine. Last panel showed Wally slumped against a star trek Enterprise looking wall thinking to himself
'must....find...antidote...'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 24, 2024 10:36 PM (QGaXH)
@GovernorShapiro
We’re putting pads and tampons in our schools so girls don’t have to miss class and they can focus on learning.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 24, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)
But why are you putting them in the boys' bathrooms?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:36 PM (tTbnc)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/ wiki/ The_Radiators_(American_band)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (MsrgL)
Hey! The right Radiators, from N'Awlins! There was another, lame, band by that name from somewhere else.
https://youtu.be/FrfGkZMhfGg
The above is pretty crappy live recording.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:36 PM (yLiuJ)
*it's not a toomah*
Today was fever free, hoping tomorrow is as well.
Y'all be cool.
Good night.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:36 PM (MsrgL)
I ran into that girl once at Echo Beach. But that's far away in time now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (dZVON)
Ain't I a little sinker?
Posted by: haffhowershower
That was...REALLY GOOD!
Posted by: b. obama at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (v6JzV)
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Echo Beach!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024
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I HATE the heartwarming tales of overcoming adversity!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine at July 24, 2024 10:38 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:38 PM (qejsy)
"I'm Hot Blooded"
5 minutes of really shitty commercials, hectoring insulting PSAs
2 minutes of local bullshit
"Don't Stop Believin'!"
(Any Dreary Phil Collins Tune Here)
Another commercial etc.
Posted by: What's Not To Like? at July 24, 2024 10:38 PM (GLjEo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:39 PM (FnneF)
Bob Costa ruins everything he touches though. I can't stand that bloviating asshat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 10:39 PM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Johns-Manville at July 24, 2024 10:34 PM (CV8a5)
What's wrong with this coffee? It tastes like roof.
Posted by: Sergeant Harris at July 24, 2024 10:40 PM (xcIvR)
How on earth can one get to the comments with so much content?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 10:40 PM (yZU0/)
I just realized what I forgot Monday...sorry!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 24, 2024 10:40 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:29 PM (qejsy)
Colombia should just invite American hunters to come shoot them from boats. Could be a cash cow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (yLiuJ)
good band name
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (/7KEl
Or maybe Zizzo's back up group
Posted by: javems at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (8I4hW)
Rage is as invigorating as caffeine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
Good luck.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (tjZg/)
If true, that is just fundamentally messed up. The ATACMS is a world class missile system. The Russians build good ones. This one is better...for many reasons. They will reverse engineer it, take the good shit, copy it, and a lot of Americans will die in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
I just realized what I forgot Monday...sorry!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 24, 2024 10:40 PM (PZo5T)
I figured you were probably sick of driving and wanted to get home.... but I was hoping for a creative story of adventure, overcoming tragedy, and final triumph.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:42 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:06 PM (xJEPL)
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https://youtu.be/pM1qZBFiOLU
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #06 at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine at July 24, 2024 10:38 PM (CV8a5)
And again in '81 when he brought back water from off Catalina Island.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (FnneF)
Do you have any more of this though?
-- crime victim complainant in the 13th Precinct
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:10 PM (xJEPL)
https://youtu.be/Sj_9CiNkkn4?si=TQdKmXtD7a_LZ43p
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (Rbu5d)
Bob Costa ruins everything he touches though. I can't stand that bloviating asshat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 10:39 PM (HXGNm)
I wonder what racism victim story Simone Biles will tell this Olympics.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (B1dzx)
Good luck.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (tjZg/)
If true, that is just fundamentally messed up. The ATACMS is a world class missile system. The Russians build good ones. This one is better...for many reasons. They will reverse engineer it, take the good shit, copy it, and a lot of Americans will die in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
These are the same people who had that little problem with some ooooops lost inventory in Afghanistan. I'm sure their daddy is pleased with them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Kindltot
I've been to Bogota, NJ. Didn't see any hippopotami there. They haven't gotten there yet.
Posted by: What Exit? at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)
They and China already have one each. We kept the rest.
Posted by: The Taliban at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
None of those lazy fckers even smash their guitars, well I guess their rackets or skis or whatever.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (FnneF)
I do have a "creative" story from the trip... ask me about Little Rock next time we meet.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (tTbnc)
'I wonder what racism victim story Simone Biles will tell this Olympics.'
Only white supremacists like you call me a quitter.
Posted by: Simone Biles at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (3wi/L)
I do have a "creative" story from the trip... ask me about Little Rock next time we meet.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (PZo5T)
HA!
Will do.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I love it when a joke plan comes together.
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
So does that mean you won the battle of the Bulg - or lost it??
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:46 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (S6gqv)
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Disagree. I discovered 'soft' metal - Symphonic, Goth, etc - that is excellent. Examples such as Epica and Nightwish abound on uTube.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #07 at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
205 Screw the Olympics.
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
Thirded!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)
...don't forget the blue, purple, or orange hair. Oh, and the multiple facial piercings.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:39 PM (FnneF)
they tried to shoot them but the local judges told them they couldn't because of liberal reasons. So the department governments tried to build fences and walls that the hippos go over or through, so the final thing they were allowed to do was sterilize them with birth control.
This is the sort of stupid things liberals do when they have no clue about life but have principles.
They send the best and brightest children to Ivy league schools in the US and ancient classy schools in France and their children come home as useless liberals who support all the current things.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy)
I know what could be used to bait the hippo traps...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Spanning the Globe..... at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Miklos can do that all by hisself at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (XIkHl)
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Echo Beach!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (wse2C)
Far away in time!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH
I think the athletes would rather win a world championship rather than a gold medal if it were not for the financial rewards that come with a gold medal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (B1dzx)
I just found this group called Cannons
I don't know if that's the singer's name or the band's name
nice and synth-y
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (/7KEl)
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Sometimes if you feed them enough, they sink!
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Spanning the Globe..... at July 24, 2024 10:48 PM (CV8a5)
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Same here, but Leni Riefenstahl for me.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
I just found this group called Cannons
I don't know if that's the singer's name or the band's name
nice and synth-y
Posted by: Don Black
Awesome band
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #07 at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
There is good music being made today, but you won't find it on Top40 radio, or on oldies radio, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:49 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 10:50 PM (MD3Ia)
||Two others were injured in the disaster, at a Casa Cuervo distillery in the town of Tequila, Jalisco state. Casa Cuervo is the world’s largest producer of the Mexican spirit, according to its website, encompassing the Jose Cuervo and Tequila 1800 brands, among others.
“The incident involved the explosion of a tank car,” Jalisco’s civil protection agency said, adding that the fire ignited three additional tank cars, each with a capacity of 219,000 liters.||
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:50 PM (wse2C)
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Sometimes if you feed them enough, they sink!'
Yummies for you killer whales.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 10:50 PM (3wi/L)
In February, Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies approved a law to change National Tequila Day from the third Saturday of March to July 24, to coincide with the same date celebrated in the United States, its northern neighbor and largest trading partner.
The U.S. is the largest market for Mexican tequila exports. Adjusted for inflation, between 2014 and 2019, tequila imports increased from $1.1 billion to $4.9 billion, according to 2023 figures from the US Department of Agriculture.||
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:50 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Doof
Ladies and gentlemen
We are pleased to announce the "Dancing with the Doofster" evenings for your dining and dancing pleasure.
Posted by: Rick's Cafe, hosted by Maitre d'Miklos at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 24, 2024 10:28 PM (MsrgL)
Are you familiar with his short lived side project The Notting Hillbillies? Some fine Hordeling suggested it a while back. Really good stuff
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: What Exit? at July 24, 2024 10:45 PM (CV8a5)
well, they haven't gotten to Bogota Colombia, either, they are all out in the Magdalena valley, but the judges and liberals are all in Bogota where they rule a country poorly.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (D7oie)
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Sometimes if you feed them enough, they sink!'
Yummies for you killer whales.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
If you fail to plan...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (tTbnc)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #07 at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
Eluveitie.
Early version. 2008 ish.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
Bulgaronctus (but you can call me Bulg) - But I did learn some history from your original nic, so there's that.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
I'll bet you love the phrase - "up close and personal".
Posted by: Tonypete
I'll believe it when the install nostril cameras, so you can see the nose hairs moving during the event.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
They are creating a shield for Kamala like they did for Obama -any criticism is almost certainly racist. Plus extra strength for misogyny.
Still, I don't think they can save her. She really is blithering idiot and will have to be kept on a very short leash, shorter than Biden in 2020.
Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2024 10:52 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: b. obama at July 24, 2024 10:52 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:52 PM (3Sugj)
We are pleased to announce the "Dancing with the Doofster" evenings for your dining and dancing pleasure.
Posted by: Rick's Cafe, hosted by Maitre d'Miklos at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl)
And it'll nothing but overplayed classic rock just to piss off that commenter from 4:31am
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:53 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 10:53 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Long Time AOS Lurker, First Time Commenter at July 24, 2024 10:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
You could always go with "Vulgaroctopus".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 10:53 PM (yLiuJ)
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Basil II was a mensch!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:53 PM (3Sugj)
I just found this group called Cannons
I don't know if that's the singer's name or the band's name
nice and synth-y
Posted by: Don Black
I like them. They have an interesting sound.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: runner at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (vJiyU)
There are now 200 seriously in-bred hippos. Probably passing on only genes that will eventually enable them to dominate South America and destroy all species who stand in their way. They'll look over at their old world cousins with laughter and contempt for how docile they are.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine
New Orleans
Lucky Dogs
Posted by: Miklos admits at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)
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Gee I wish our cops were allowed to do that during riots. I can imagine the lawsuits for excessive force, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #08 at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Looks like Longs Peak in RMNP, can't recall the name of the lake though.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (8IblL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:55 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Heh, and you thought it was bad when cows flew.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 24, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: The Paolo at July 24, 2024 10:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #06 at July 24, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Close - Bob Segar, Old Tme Rock & Roll
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 10:56 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Haute
The Monk episode with the street hotdog vendors was classic.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:57 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine
This. With mustard and onions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 24, 2024 10:57 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Doofaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (yZU0/)
Posted by: Doof
*comments at 4:32*
Posted by: Miklos thinks that is about Pixy Time. Anyway at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 10:59 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Doofaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
Nope. Doesn't fit
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:59 PM (RFPHU)
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African or South American??
Posted by: andycanuck
What about the European ones?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 10:59 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #08 at July 24, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
NYC paid the BLM rioters 10 million because of basic, legal riot control measures.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 10:59 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Doofaroctonus
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Thread winner.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 11:00 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 11:00 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 24, 2024 11:00 PM (au8DT)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:01 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 24, 2024 11:00 PM (au8DT)
Tomorrow is another day!
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 11:01 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 24, 2024 11:01 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:58 PM (3Sugj)
Many have tried. None have succeeded!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 11:01 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (v6JzV)
I could a been a cuntendah."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2024 10:11 PM (0FoWg)
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From Boston eh!
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #09 at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (qfLjt)
2) Hey Kamala, pick me! Pick ME! Pick MEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:33 PM (FnneF)
He's a filthy Jew. Kamalamalabangbang is not choosing him. That much is clear from the fact that the head of a foreign nation got shunned by Camel Toe and Slow Joe.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (RkSNw)
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African or South American??
Posted by: andycanuck
What about the European ones?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (NMT5x)
In my years here at the HQ, I've learned it is often better to just move on to the next comment. I guess it's a Boomer sort of thing. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: andycanuck
I had that a couple of times.
Not sure what to do with all this thread.
Posted by: Miklos understands both weft and, especially, WOOF at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (v6JzV)
Then I would truly rule the tri-state area
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)
https://tinyurl.com/24rx9nfr
43 seconds; VIOLENCE warning.
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They should watch that Chris Rock video. Yes sir, no sir.
Do as the PoPo says and there will be no trouble.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 11:04 PM (yZU0/)
Seems lots of people see trouble coming and want to be prepared.
I'm sure a few of the buyers plan to be the source of that trouble.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 11:05 PM (elaR+)
Korpiklaani Woldka.
https://tinyurl.com/ootv3w3
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 11:05 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2024 10:52 PM (3Sugj)
With our current administration? Yes, front of the line.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 11:05 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: creeper at July 24, 2024 11:06 PM (M6moH)
Not sure what to do with all this thread.
Posted by: Miklos understands both weft and, especially, WOOF at July 24, 2024 11:03 PM (XIkHl)
Disco Doof digs new threads. Groovy and far out!
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 11:06 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Miklos, who can say "entrepreneur" in French at July 24, 2024 11:06 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof
REPORT TROUSER BOTTOM DIMENSIONS IMMEDIATELY
Also percentage of polyester
Posted by: Miklos Travolta at July 24, 2024 11:08 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 11:08 PM (HeRqR)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:08 PM (v6JzV)
I think that the misguided attempts to "save the planet" are finally pissing them off.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:08 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Mexican stations that play conjunto or a style that uses a tuba for the bass part.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 11:09 PM (yZU0/)
Posted by: Braenyard
We introduced both beer and the basis of most Mexican music, you know.
Posted by: the Czechs who may have made an immigration mistake at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Roland Felix Hirsch at July 24, 2024 10:04 PM (rTr4c)
I was thinking at least $5, maybe even $10 since complaints are a Luxury.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:20 PM (FnneF)
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What happened to the $3 complaints?
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #10 at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #10 at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Somebody queered it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM
No fucking way. He should be 25thd right now.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Miklos would tear off the corners first, for luck at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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A very large autoclave.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (HeRqR)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (yZU0/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Well done but the female officer seemed to have no clue. There may be a place for her in our Secret Service.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:13 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: polynikes
He's firing Sotomayer and the DEI hire? Finally, something I can support!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 24, 2024 11:14 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024
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I HATE the heartwarming tales of overcoming adversity!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (kpS4V)
That ranks right up there with 'Intimate' settings for a concert
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 24, 2024 11:14 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: polynikes
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yeah he wants term limits for SCOTUS judges
would require amending the Constitution, so that's a non-starter
Democrats love the Court when it leans their way
when it doesn't, they don't
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 11:11 PM (B1dzx)
What he wants to do will require a Constitutional Amendment. Easier said than done. Of course, this is designed to garner votes from people who never took civics.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2024 11:15 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2024 10:22 PM (HJ9BW)
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Boiled spit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #11 at July 24, 2024 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
If it was the same links as last night again, I would have to find a gopher to teach how to drive and start looking for ways to kill myself.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest
I got you, babe
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:15 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:16 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard
We introduced both beer and the basis of most Mexican music, you know.
Posted by: the Czechs who may have made an immigration mistake at July
That 'splains their love/hate relationship with gringos.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 24, 2024 11:16 PM (elaR+)
Six months to cure cancer! Get on the stick, J'Blowme!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:17 PM (xG4kz)
Ice fishin....an adventure in beer drinking and northern pike.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:17 PM (41CYW)
Kamlarfoutloud
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:18 PM (mH6SG)
They're all gathered on the Hippocampus.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 24, 2024 11:18 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Some stupid with a flaregun at July 24, 2024 11:19 PM (rbFzD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Thank you for the acknowledgment. I haven't been commenting a lot lately, and I was hoping my joke wasn't too lame.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 11:19 PM (HeRqR)
Sammy Hagar started marketing his own brand of ultrapremium tequila called Cabo Wabo, IIRC.
He sold the brand to one of the big vodka labels, again IIRC. He made a WHOLE LOTTA money! --not that he needed it.
Posted by: mnw at July 24, 2024 11:19 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 24, 2024 11:19 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 11:20 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: mex-czech: send your money the old fashioned way at July 24, 2024 11:20 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
*quietly acquires the remainder*
Posted by: Miklos needs moar red cups at July 24, 2024 11:21 PM (XIkHl)
would require amending the Constitution, so that's a non-starter
Democrats love the Court when it leans their way
when it doesn't, they don't
Posted by: Don Black
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I think their plan is to delegitimatize it. Move the overton window so that the justices are afraid to make any ruling which might incite the Left to riot. Rule by fear.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at July 24, 2024 11:21 PM (HeRqR)
Just keep it inside, and learn how to hide your feelings
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:21 PM (v6JzV)
Now do the racist origins of "Cracker Barrel", "Whiskey Barrel", "Gun Barrel", "Barrel Race", and "More Fun Than a Barrel of Monkeys".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 11:22 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
There's a good job for the Colombian drug-gang convicts on work release. "Take this big rubber band, and go slap it on that feral hippo's balls. Then run really fast."
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2024 11:22 PM (DgGvY)
They're all gathered on the Hippocampus.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Come see the show.
Posted by: Playing at the Hippodrome at July 24, 2024 11:22 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #07 at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
They put on a heck of a live show, too.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 24, 2024 11:23 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Bulg
I left an almost full pint of rock 'n rye, if anybody needs it.
Posted by: Miklos prepares and shares at July 24, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 24, 2024 11:26 PM (yZU0/)
I'll bet the British police are tired of those Islamic bastards. I know I am.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 24, 2024 10:31 PM (3wi/L)
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So many of those police ARE islamic bastards, London cops especially.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT residuals #12 at July 24, 2024 11:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos has Opinions at July 24, 2024 11:26 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:27 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: The Donger need food at July 24, 2024 11:27 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos has Opinions
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*Nods head in agreement*
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:27 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 11:28 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Bulg at July 24, 2024 11:28 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 24, 2024 11:28 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:29 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Paco
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Divided by two.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:29 PM (41CYW)
The weirdest cocaine animal story is the cocaine hippos. There are now about 200 in Columbia
Weren't they the pro-Hamala protestors who whined, "Where's our meal plan meals?" during their uprighteous protesting?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hit the sack, jack!
Posted by: The last recorded words of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. at July 24, 2024 11:30 PM (XIkHl)
Maybe at the Walmart
Posted by: Miklos has been to Columbia SC at July 24, 2024 11:31 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mystical Miklosian Musical Memories of Echo Beach at July 24, 2024 10:35 PM (XIkHl)
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I didn't know the term 'muffins'. Is this for small ones or big ones or Dolly Partons?
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #13 at July 24, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
*********
I hate that this type of stuff irks me, but is there a bill SMALLER than $1.00?
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 11:32 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: GWB at July 24, 2024 11:32 PM (AWrpC)
Maybe at the Walmart
Posted by: Miklos has been to Columbia SC
Sern the George Rogers mural, have you?
Or is that now long gone?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:32 PM (xG4kz)
29? I dunno. I find the humor and wit (not to mention the range of knowledge) to be rather more seasoned than one would expect from a callow youth of 29.
Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 11:33 PM (njExo)
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:34 PM (41CYW)
-Make Biden the candidate in 2020,
-make the VP a woman of color,
-steal the election,
-prop Joe up for three years,
-schedule early debate,
-Joe fails and gets thrown overboard,
-and now the low-IQ woman of color locks up the black women's vote and many black men.
Voila!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 24, 2024 11:34 PM (YLiRj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:35 PM (RIvkX)
The Confirmation with Clive Owen.
I have On Demand and they have 43,000 free movies. Probably 42,000 of them are terrible but every once in a while you can find a good one.
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2024 11:35 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 10:37 PM (FnneF)
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I heard they were sending Kamalaladingdong's husband.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #14 at July 24, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: muldoon
I have Hungarian forints, Yugoslav Dinars, and Turkish Old Lira.
In theory, I am a multi-billionaire.
Posted by: Miklos has lots of random stuff at July 24, 2024 11:41 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2024 11:22 PM (cOq4q)
Go on
Posted by: THE barrel at July 24, 2024 11:41 PM (NMT5x)
I skimmed the Brandon Speeesh thread, but saw a comment that the whole family was with him (In the Oval Office? or the OO set)?
Little Navy Joan, too?
J'Blowme brings EVERYONE together!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:41 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Miklos at July 24, 2024 11:43 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Paco at July 24, 2024 11:43 PM (njExo)
VP Hamasla
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 24, 2024 11:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos warms up the accordion at July 24, 2024 11:44 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 11:44 PM (uCfKO)
In theory, I am a multi-billionaire.
Posted by: Miklos has lots of random stuff at July 24, 2024 11:41 PM (XIkHl)
If only those old folks had just gotten along, collaborated, and pooled their resources.
There could be plenty of Turkey for all of the Hungary Dinars.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 11:45 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy)
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No appropriate dung beetles exist there. Dung beetles are very specific as to whose shit they will process.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #15 at July 24, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
Voila!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 24, 2024 11:34 PM (YLiRj)
Well, she's certainly done the second already....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 24, 2024 11:47 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 11:47 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:49 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
In case of death, impeachment, or early resignation, the President could appoint a replacement to serve out only the remainder of the term.
I don't know how the transition from the current system would work to get the new schedule in place.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 11:50 PM (MD3Ia)
Posted by: Miklos
They have very specific denominations and I'll give you an example; forints tens...
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 11:50 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
Deterred
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 24, 2024 11:50 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 24, 2024 10:50 PM (MD3Ia)
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A chianti and fava beans?
(I would use a red wine).
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #16 at July 24, 2024 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog"
************
That angry water is suicidal. It jumps right off a cliff.
Posted by: Cosda at July 24, 2024 11:51 PM (zLPqn)
Posted by: muldoon
Some of the old school pubs in Hungary are decorated with old forint notes.
100 million
One billion
Five billion
Nobody steals them, because worthless.
Posted by: Miklos got five billion Dinars worth 7 cents yesterday, nothing that day at July 24, 2024 11:51 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
Deterred
INCONCEIVABLE
Posted by: Miklos in best Wallace Shawn voice, having dinner with Andre at July 24, 2024 11:53 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 24, 2024 11:55 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Don Black at July 24, 2024 11:56 PM (/7KEl)
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Thanks for asking.
No news to report. We have done some limited digging on our own without results. There are some things happening that might lead to more funds and/or assets being committed to our case. As they say, the wheels of justice grind slowly. It is now largely out of our hands and we are okay with that.
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 11:56 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Miklos in best Wallace Shawn voice
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Miklos, your brain does move fast.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:18 PM (wse2C)
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Has anyone gone there to check if there are still slaves there?
Old Times are not forgotten
Look away
Look away
Dixieland
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 11:57 PM (PFkF2)
wow I spelled that right on the 1st try
Posted by: Don Black
That word is perfectly cromulent
Posted by: the Oxford Miklos Dictionary at July 24, 2024 11:57 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Uncle Miklos Joe, moving kind of slow, at the Junction at July 24, 2024 11:59 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon
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Mentioned it before, a lot of us are pulling for you and your fam. Sending positive wishes for answers and closure. Thanks for the update, Muldoon.
Posted by: scampydog at July 24, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)
I would direct people to GK Chesterton's 'A Defense of Rash Vows.'
https://tinyurl.com/2kppzsmn
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:00 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Dean Martin at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Miklos
*******
I once negotiated with a Hungarian woman in an outdoor market near Lake Balaton for a handcrafted tabllecloth. The negotiation ranged from forints to Deutschmarks to US dollars and I was having trouble making the currency conversions in my head and wound up paying twice the original asking price.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: scampydog
OBJECTION
Assumes facts not in evidence
Posted by: Uncle Miklos Joe, moving kind of slow, at the Junction at July 24, 2024 11:59 PM (XIkHl)
At least your Id.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (PDf99)
I don't see the problem
Posted by: Dean Martin at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (yOPBE)
About those old school music references...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:02 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:02 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 12:02 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:03 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:04 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: scampydog
******
Thanks! Can't tell you how much that means to me and my wife.
It's complicated.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:04 AM (uCfKO)
Notice how the Senator from the Dominican Republic is being treated. No one lays a glove on him from the House. But
Democrats want certain Justices gone.
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2024 12:04 AM (PFkF2)
I don't see the problem
Posted by: Dean Martin
that's amore
Posted by: Neapolitan Miklos at July 25, 2024 12:04 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (uCfKO)
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You're lucky if you still own your home.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2024 12:06 AM (RIvkX)
to be enveloped in the quietude of those exquisite places.
I was blessed back then...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 12:06 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: muldoon
This is why Medicare is underfunded.
Posted by: Miklos might coulda helped at July 25, 2024 12:06 AM (XIkHl)
Nobody listens to the radio for music anymore, dope.
Keep an eye on this comment 622 guy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 25, 2024 12:08 AM (VHFH1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2024 12:08 AM (RIvkX)
On the flip side, it is sad that people do not crave that variety.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:10 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: What's Not To Like? at July 25, 2024 12:10 AM (3WWC/)
at that time the Federal mint had a monopoly on coined silver and gold, of course, but the banks (and a few businesses like rail roads) would issue bank notes, and often when coins were rare, the bank would issue the fractional notes as well.
Local banks were not supposed to issue their own minted coins, but the shortages did get some ways around it, both by fractional notes, and in Oregon, for example, there was such a shortage of currency during the territorial days, a group of businessmen bought out a number of private mints working with gold from California and set up their own coinage for 5 and 10 dollar coins, called Beavers.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 12:10 AM (D7oie)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 12:10 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
The "mercy because We're orphans" didn't work too well the first time.
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Menendez brothers at July 25, 2024 12:11 AM (XIkHl)
GRANDMA NURSE RATCHED???
Now your old...
Congrates!!!
New baby smell is DA BEST. Especially if it's your GRANDCHILD!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:11 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 12:12 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos distributes rose petals at July 25, 2024 12:12 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:12 AM (0FoWg)
to be enveloped in the quietude of those exquisite places.
I was blessed back then...
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Fly rod and comfortable shoes. Nostalgia.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:13 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Menendez brothers at July 25, 2024 12:11 AM (XIkHl)
THAT is an old school ref. It is sad that I am saying that about the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:13 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Kindltot
*******
Thanks Clavin!
😗
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:13 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Assorted Cheeses at July 25, 2024 12:14 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at July 25, 2024 12:14 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2024 12:15 AM (RIvkX)
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https://archive.is/L8P46#selection-903.0-911.88
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 12:15 AM (Psnsi)
Ichor is another disgusting word I love. Not the archaic meaning, but the modern, repulsive one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:16 AM (0FoWg)
Life wears a body down. I shall...
...endeavor to persevere.
g'night all.
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:16 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: What's Not To Like? at July 25, 2024 12:16 AM (3WWC/)
Posted by: Pikes on Pikes? at July 25, 2024 12:16 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:17 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:17 AM (0FoWg)
I listened between the hours of noon and three
Posted by: Miklos misses Rush at July 25, 2024 12:17 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:17 AM (PDf99)
😗
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:13 AM (uCfKO)
It's money. Everyone likes money. That's why they called it money!
(also it is Oregon history, and I loved reading Rothbard's The History of Money and Banking in the United States and I recommend it to everyone who doesn't chase me off with a stick)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:18 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:18 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos wins at Scrabble again at July 25, 2024 12:19 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:19 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Blind Hermit Miklos at July 25, 2024 12:20 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Ichor? Another one I had to look up. This place gifts laughs, wit, and education. Good word, YD.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 12:20 AM (D7oie)
muldoon my friend...consider pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast with bacon, hash browns, and double Columbian coffee tomorrow.
It's worth a shot...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:21 AM (TDvv2)
I heard that interview and felt Musk's pain. I pray this starts him on a spiritual journey that takes him to the Truth that no money can purchase. May he be reconciled to his son..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 25, 2024 12:21 AM (t7Bqe)
People are strange things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:21 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 12:23 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Blind Hermit Miklos
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One sip at a time.
Posted by: scampydog is perked up at July 25, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:25 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: RickZ
I'll tell you when it's onomatopoeia.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at July 25, 2024 12:26 AM (XIkHl)
A small incision is made in the scrotum, the fluid is drained, and the sac is removed or repositioned. The muscle wall may be strengthened with stitches, and the deeper tissues and skin are sewn together with dissolvable sutures.
BALLS!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:26 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:25 AM (0FoWg)
Good ones.
Evanescent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:27 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at July 25, 2024 12:27 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: muldoon
The same $1.00 bill tomorrow.
Posted by: Bidenflation at July 25, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog is perked up at July 25, 2024 12:31 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos von Miklos, economist who has been to Austria at July 25, 2024 12:31 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 12:20
They haven't started here yet. It was funny when an English friend visited and she had never heard crickets before, except in some songs.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 25, 2024 12:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: scampydog
Gorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3-51DhOzHE
Posted by: Miklos von Python at July 25, 2024 12:33 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:35 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Pikes on Pikes?
They eat all the better-tasting fish. When they run out of tasty fish, they eat each other.
The loonie lefties in California have poisoned Lake Davis, twice, because of "invasive" northern pike. It didn't take in 1996, but they haven't found any since the second piscicide in 2007.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:36 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:37 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:37 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: scampydog is perked up at July 25, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:38 AM (PDf99)
Re: The music comment...
I listen to new music. I also listen to albums I listened to in high school. I can find a new band (or new to me band, whatever the case may be) and jam it loud and then turn around on a dime and blast Pantera's Vulgar Display Of Power for the 9,583,486,163,907th time since I discovered it in junior high.
Why?
Beats the shit out of me, really. I avoid shitty music, so that helps. Knowing what moves me helps even more. I think that's the biggest thing. Knowing what kind of music I like and why I like it. I don't pretend to enjoy everything. I also try not to ruin a good thing by running it into the ground. I don't have Slayer's South Of Heaven on repeat every waking moment. Otherwise I just go with whatever I want in the moment. If I desire something new or just want to listen to the classics, I just go with it. I never really think about it.
Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2024 12:38 AM (Wo/N8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:37 AM (PDf99)
Different colors. Is this for eyes?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:39 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: scampydog is perked up at July 25, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)
I have one on the bottom shelf at home.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:39 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:39 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:39 AM (0FoWg)
Yes. Common in Australian Cattle Dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:39 AM (PDf99)
Critic and thinker - atheist. I fight for a West free of Islam
[His X account header is of the Israeli and Swedish flags.]
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)
In case it wasn't clear, Salwan is being sarcastic, a parody or Moby account. He omitted the violent altercation preceding his posted video. His video makes the police look pretty brutal to be honest.
Sorry if it was obvious.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (lg881)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (PDf99)
Kindltot, I have a $0.20 bill in my dresser, it was in my Dad's family for a long time. I don't know who the dour looking fellow is on the front of it, perhaps I ought to look it up.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: mikeski
"piscicide" is a fine word.
I prefer Polkacide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IdrMuOdVPg
Posted by: Miklos learned to Polka in Poland (polka means a female Pole) at July 25, 2024 12:41 AM (XIkHl)
-and now the low-IQ woman of color locks up the black women's vote and many black men.
Voila!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 24, 2024 11:34 PM (YLiRj)
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Those black votes were never going to be for R anyway. At this stage anyone committed to NOT VOTING D is not going to change. Some of those that would have voted D but are now waiting to see what the D ticket looks like, both in form (who) and in substance (what) may decide to vote R. Those that would vote for a Colombian Hippo Turd if it had a D on it, will always vote D.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #17 at July 25, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:42 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: muldoon at July 25, 2024 12:01 AM (uCfKO)
In the pre-Euro days, I was in Greece and was heading to Germany, so I needed marks. There was a couple from Germany at the same restaurant who had marks but needed drachmas to pay the bill. The restaurant was more than happy to take dollars. Somehow we worked out a 3-way currency trade where everybody came out ahead, probably because the street exchange rate for dollars/drachmas was so much better than the official rate.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2024 12:42 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:42 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Miklos with word news You can Use! at July 25, 2024 12:42 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:43 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2024 12:43 AM (PFkF2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3-51DhOzHE
Posted by: Miklos von Python
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Heh. Not seen that one before. Bookmarked.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:43 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:43 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Pulchritudinous is nice
If true
Posted by: Miklos late at the bar at July 25, 2024 12:44 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT titbit #15 at July 24, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
You mean they're picky about which dung they eat? Luxury!
Posted by: A Yorkshire beetle at July 25, 2024 12:44 AM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at July 25, 2024 12:45 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 25, 2024 12:45 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:46 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:46 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:42 AM (0FoWg)
... IIRC, there was a guy who had the cognomen of Pulcher during the first Punic War. He was the commander of one of Rome's first 'fleets.' The auspices were taken using the sacred chickens, but they would not eat. He had them thrown overboard saying 'If they're not hungry, maybe they're thirsty.' He then promptly led his ships into a trap and was taken prisoner.
*looks it up* Yep. Publius Claudius Pulcher.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:48 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:48 AM (TDvv2)
If true
Posted by: Miklos late at the bar at July 25, 2024 12:44 AM (XIkHl)
The root is older than Latin. Etruscan. But Latin absorbed it (for reference, several Claudians adopted the cognomen Pulcher).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:48 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Girlboss Miklos at July 25, 2024 12:49 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: scampydog is perked up at July 25, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)
{Raises hand}
I have a massively large dictionary from, believe it or not, Reader's Digest. It's definitely not abridged; it's over 3-1/2 inches thick. Been using it since high school. I kept it near to hand when writing all those college papers mumble-mumble years ago.
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
You should feel honored.
On the Beverly Hillbillies, "Granny" was the best shot of the bunch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2024 12:53 AM (kQgoX)
'Creosote.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:02 AM (PDf99)
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Mr Creosote was in that restaurant sketch by Monty Python.
https://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #18 at July 25, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ
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Reader's Digest Word Power. Mom made a game of it, making me memorize all the words. Fond memories and helpful through the years.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2024 12:43
Or she's afraid she wouldn't even place in the blowjob Olympic event.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 25, 2024 12:54 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: scampydog
Penultimate (second-to-last)
Melismatic (describes songs where a syllable spans multiple notes.)
Posted by: mikeski inhales.... "glooooo-ooooo-oooria" at July 25, 2024 12:54 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Miklos has been to parties at July 25, 2024 12:55 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 25, 2024 12:56 AM (zuSOB)
Posted by: RickZ
But it's so out-of-date! It probably says a vaccine provides immunity to a disease, and boys have penises, and girls have vaginas.....
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:56 AM (DgGvY)
Otherwise known as HORDEONTHOLOGY.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 12:56 AM (TDvv2)
Loser
Posted by: Miklos has been to parties at July 25, 2024 12:55 AM (XIkHl)
FIRST PLACE loser.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:56 AM (PDf99)
There are so many memes we can float about Kamala. I don't think even Trump can use them, but...
She is the embodiment of the principle, "You can grab 'em by the pu$$y." (No, he definitely can't use that.) That statement is a cynical but realistic assessment of an industry -- like showbiz, or politics -- in which women will sleep their way to the top if surer than actually working. She can harp all she wants about Trump's sexual escapades, but her path to political power ran through the bedroom of a powerful, older, married man.
And credit to someone on the internet: Women hate Trump because he supposedly had side chicks. Kamala literally WAS the side chick.
(to be continued)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 12:57 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:57 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos blushes at July 25, 2024 12:58 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:56 AM (DgGvY)
It's funny how word definitions can be out of date within my lifetime, not hundreds of years later (shut up, you!).
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 12:58 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #19 at July 25, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Life is so full to overflowing.
A pint cannot hold a quart.
Three score and ten years is just getting started.
Chew thoroughly. Breathe deeply. Touch gently.
https://youtu.be/6iHJS6eVOtE
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - here and gone again at July 25, 2024 12:59 AM (pyR8c)
Posted by: mikeski
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Dog just looked up with that "What's so funny look/quiet down/I'm trying to sleep."
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 12:59 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2024 12:59 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: buddhaha at July 25, 2024 12:59 AM (czWT6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:00 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 01:00 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 25, 2024 01:00 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 01:01 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2024 01:02 AM (TDvv2)
So Kamala's going big on her experience as a prosecutor. Oh really? So, Counsel, you worked harrrddd with a lot of tough LEOs, didn't you? You know your way around an investigation, don't you? You're the kind of troubleshooter that criminals fear, aren't you? You can see through a phony and you call out the lies of the privileged class whenever you hear one.
So, Counsel, what do you think of the Secret Service's investigation of that pile of cocaine that was found in the White House? Huh? No comment, you say? You didn't really think about it? That's a FAMILY MATTER? You weren't privy? The Secret Service acted admirabl--
how many cases did you say you won when you were an attorney?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 01:02 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:02 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:02 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:02 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I would write something
But lazy
Comfy in bed
Posted by: Marcel-Miklos Proust at July 25, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Languid. Dropped that on an employee once a half a lifetime ago. Their reaction was....predictably effortless.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Posted by: Miklos, in best Dick van Dyke fake Cockney accent at July 25, 2024 01:04 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos, fired less often than expected at July 25, 2024 01:07 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 25, 2024 01:08 AM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Miklos, who knows what an iota's worth of difference means at July 25, 2024 01:09 AM (XIkHl)
For decades "classic rock radio" has been like that. Beatles, Stones, Who and a host of others apparently only recorded two or three songs. All I listen to is no newer than grunge era, but I can barely stand radio. Who are these people who have wanted to hear "Hotel California" every single day for the last 25 years?
Posted by: azjaeger at July 25, 2024 01:09 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 12:17 AM (0FoWg)
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I had cysts like that as a teen.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #20 at July 25, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Elwin Ransom at July 25, 2024 01:10 AM (zuSOB)
Night before last, you got jumped by perhaps the biggest azalea who's ever posted here.
He's been banned twice, by his own admission, but keeps changing his identifiers & coming back.
I was about to jump in to support you, but... by the time I saw the exchange, my post would've been stale.
At Christmas last year, Teresa in Fort Worth asked for suggestions on what gift she should get for her husband? N suggested "a blowjob," & TiFW disappeared for a couple of months, as a result.
When called on this, N suggested, "She likes it!" I think he is a drunkard & that his posts deteriorate as the evening goes on.
Anyway, thanks for putting up with the abuse. I wanted you to know you're not the first.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: azjaeger
They're the ones making money off the Eagles' catalog.
And the ones getting kicked out of bars at closing time five nights a week.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:12 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Miklos will attempt to explain, but don't count on it at July 25, 2024 01:12 AM (XIkHl)
Imma ignore your vocabulary lessons and keep posting about Kamala. She and her adoring fans ignore the shyte out of me.
OHHHH, so you're the fresh, forward-looking one while Trump is a relic of the past? Tell me, veep, how long have you been in politics? You started in 1990?? That's about 35 years now. Trump got in in 2015 -- and he did it by getting ELECTED, how about that? First he won a primary against about a dozen pros and then he won the general against Hillary the Connected, thus knocking out a corrupt political dynasty that started in the 1970s.
How about Trump's foreign policy? He was the first to meet with the North Korean leader. He moved the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. He damn near got Saudi Arabia to give diplomatic recognition to Israel, but I guess Joe the Zombie prevented that.
I could say so much more about how "fresh" and "different" and "youthful" you are, but I'd like to turn to the deceit and decay in the administration you were half of...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 01:13 AM (wjjYr)
Evanescence - very good female-fronted band.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #21 at July 25, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)
A gaming YouTuber I watch occasionally will randomly mispronounce words. Today's word was "tre-bucket." I can't un-hear "archy-pelago" from last year.
Posted by: pookysgirl knows there's a technical term for this at July 25, 2024 01:16 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: azjaeger
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David David, Welcome to the Boomtown sang the message more succinctly.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:16 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #21 at July 25, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
What Pookette has heard so far she likes, because Amy Lee is pretty good at piano.
Posted by: pookysgirl, reliving the early aughts at July 25, 2024 01:20 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Rodney Smith at July 25, 2024 01:21 AM (D86sc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman
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Tip of the cap to ya, Debby D. When my adult kids are home the dinner table talk always includes fond Grandma Days memories.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:21 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows there's a technical term for this
Did he tell the story about Eric and the Dread Gaze-bow?
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:21 AM (DgGvY)
DECEIT and DECAY. Those are the characteristics of the office you worked in. A decrepit, corrupt, senile, incompetent, vain, nepotistic crook led this country with you as his partner. You covered up for him and let him grab your morals by the pu$$y.
Oh, you didn't know about his mental condition? You weren't close to him? You weren't his partner in leadership? You weren't? What were you then? Just some display-case Black woman to give him DEI cred? (By the way, have you ever corrected ANYONE who calls you a Black woman? You're not.)
Meh, I could go on. I should stop listening to 2-Way, watching the internet, all that. It's making me mentally ill all over again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 01:22 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo
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Yeah. Except if you're sitting quietly, next to Iceberg Lake below the Sierra Minarets and two jets from NAS Fallon playing grabass go over about 100 feet up and scare the living shit out of you.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 25, 2024 01:22 AM (czWT6)
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 01:23 AM (lX8VI)
She and her adoring fans ignore the shyte out of me.
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Wait a minute, what? They IRRITATE the shyte out of me. Look what they made me do!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 01:23 AM (wjjYr)
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Wait a minute, what? They IRRITATE the shyte out of me. Look what they made me do!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
We were just pretending not to notice, since you were rollin'. We weren't ignoring you.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:25 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
Seems to me just you going to texas will have stories told about you for years lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2024 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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It can drive one mad. The ones that should not have a loud voice now do so. So many shallow thinkers with a platform and so many eager to lap it up. The unserious (my favorite AoS word) that we used to tolerate are now making policy. Bring on the bug spray and sunlight.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)
Brown maybe and of Indian decent if I'm not in error.
SOOoooo...
Some time ago, its probably been purged now, I got curious and looked it up. Her mom is all Brahmin Indian, her dad is from Jamaica and has one black grandfather. She used to be sold as Indian-American til they rebranded her for political purposes. So, less authentic American black than BO, even.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 25, 2024 01:28 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:21 AM (DgGvY)
That sounds like a Mukluk story, actually. I think the reason I enjoy watching him is that he's kind of a saner version of Pooky.
Posted by: pookysgirl, dealing with another med adjustment at July 25, 2024 01:28 AM (dtlDP)
Lady manager said "Exactly"
Posted by: Miklos, fired less often than expected at July
25, 2024 01:07
That is funny. Similarly, I used the same word in a conversation with an old friend. He said he'd never heard that word used in that context, but knew exactly what it meant.
Then more recently I was describing stories about the Underground Railroad to my intern. I said a lot of them were "hokum". Asked him if he'd ever heard that. No. But he knew exactly what it meant.
How so?
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 25, 2024 01:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
That's a new Horde term to me!
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeper of the AoS Style Guide at July 25, 2024 01:34 AM (dtlDP)
Tomorrow, ALL new polls should be post-Biden withdrawal. Heretofore, most have been 1/3 before & 2/3 after.
Also, we should start getting some Trump/Harris post-Biden withdrawal swing state polls, too. That, of course, is where the election will be won or lost. NOT in the Trump/Harris head to head national polls. That bint can carry CA & NY 99-1 for all I care.
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:34 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Strategic Words Inc. at July 25, 2024 01:36 AM (3WWC/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (Sgq8y)
this sort of thing is fascinating to me.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:36 AM (D7oie)
https://youtu.be/fawKq5TUYPo
Even using the jazz/traditional drumstick grip that Steve Smith did.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:36 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:38 AM (41CYW)
We were just pretending not to notice, since you were rollin'. We weren't ignoring you.
Posted by: mikeski
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No, I know you weren't. It's her fans. I accidentally said they ignore me when I meant they madden me. Long day here!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 25, 2024 01:38 AM (wjjYr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 01:38 AM (Sgq8y)
Chirality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (PDf99)
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Good Chemistry nomenclature. I like stochastic processes in Thermodynamics. And in Physics you can learn a new swearword (as introduced by my HS Physics teacher) - erg. Call someone an erg. Fight!
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #22 at July 25, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:40 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 12:40 AM (Sgq8y)
this sort of thing is fascinating to me.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Kindlot, are you a big brain on old money/coins? I have some fam items that I've not made time to get smart on.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:42 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:44 AM (D7oie)
I just found this group called Cannons
I don't know if that's the singer's name or the band's name
nice and synth-y
Posted by: Don Black
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Very pleasant, thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one music titbit too much #23 at July 25, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Evanescence - very good female-fronted band.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one titbit too much #21 at July 25, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
Indeed. Easy on the eyes, too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:44 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: buddhaha
Had that exact same experience in the east Cascades. Pete's lake. One jet chasing the other. Had passed some people riding horses about 20 minutes prior. I can only imagine how the horses reacted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 25, 2024 01:44 AM (zuSOB)
A gaming YouTuber I watch occasionally will randomly mispronounce words. Today's word was "tre-bucket." I can't un-hear "archy-pelago" from last year.
Posted by: pookysgirl knows there's a technical term for this at July 25, 2024 01:16 AM (dtlDP)
I've heard that the word mispronunciation is to obtain "rage comments" correcting them. Clicks = licks.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 01:45 AM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:45 AM (PDf99)
Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
Benjamin Netanyahu’s presentation in the House Chamber today was by far the worst presentation of any foreign dignitary invited and honored with the privilege of addressing the Congress of the United States.
Many of us who love Israel spent time today listening to Israeli citizens whose families have suffered in the wake of the October 7th Hamas terror attack and kidnappings.
These families are asking for a ceasefire deal that will bring the hostages home – and we hope the Prime Minister would spend his time achieving that goal.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 01:45 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:46 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: mnw at July 25, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
That's a new Horde term to me!
Posted by: pookysgirl, keeper of the AoS Style Guide at July 25, 2024 01:34 AM (dtlDP)
Me too. Always something new to learn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:46 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: ...
Related to the best way to get the answer to a tough question on the Internet.
1) Post the question
B) Don thy sockpuppet
3) Post an incorrect answer
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 01:47 AM (DgGvY)
Anyway, thanks for putting up with the abuse. I wanted you to know you're not the first.
Posted by: mnw
Smells like Y5( Yankee filth).
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 25, 2024 01:47 AM (zuSOB)
I think he sees concord and gentle discourse as boring. Old School Internet discussion board stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:48 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 25, 2024 01:44 AM (zuSOB)
Heh, I was hunting up on Cougar reservoir and two Oregon ANG jets went screaming up the canyon. We didn't see a deer for the rest of the weekend.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:48 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Kindltot
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10-4. I keep looking stuff up and get both confused and excited. As I have mentioned before, I have a skill set in out dummying myself.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:52 AM (41CYW)
Thank you. He has a support network, unlike a lot of his peers. It's nice to see his.... uniqueness get recognized.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to ignore Lil Pooky's hiccups at July 25, 2024 01:52 AM (dtlDP)
"A quirky girl who is a total introvert. She usually has a pleasant hobby such as art or music. Don't judge her by her cover because as soon as you get to know her you'll figure out how nice (and/or crazy) she actually is."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:53 AM (PDf99)
Read: "Obama is planning to endorse Harris as soon as they haggle out how much loot she has to pay him".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 01:53 AM (W5ArC)
Read: "Obama is planning to endorse Harris as soon as they haggle out how much loot she has to pay him".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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So who need to watch their six?
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to ignore Lil Pooky's hiccups at July 25, 2024 01:52 AM (dtlDP)
Since we are doing admiration, just wanted to say I have always admired you hanging in there in a difficult situation. One good thing about this place is to remind yourself that there are still good people out there still.
+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:55 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:48 AM (D7oie)
Maybe 20-25 years ago we had an Air Force pilot here in Alaska shitcanned from the service for shooting a moose with an A-10. He would have probably gotten away with it, except he asked for a copy of the gun camera footage. This aroused suspicion.
The phrase "pink mist" was used by the Airman who told me this story.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 01:55 AM (W5ArC)
Read: "Obama is planning to endorse Harris as soon as they haggle out how much loot she has to pay him".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 01:53 AM (W5ArC)
I thought the rumor was that he did not want Kamala? She seems a poor vessel for his handlers ambitions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:56 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 01:55 AM (41CYW)
Probably both, I reckon. I mean, these are Democrats.
We haven't heard much from Hitlery, either. Unless Commie Lay can wrap it up on the first ballot, expect Grandma Vodka's name to be entered for the subsequent rounds.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 01:57 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:56 AM (PDf99)
when the bar closes at 3 AM . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:58 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:56 AM (PDf99)
I think that's 100% true. But "shortly" was what the headline said.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 01:58 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Kindltot
When I first moved out to this neck of the woods in NE Washington, Navy planes from Whidbey Island would make practice attack runs on Spokane. We're about 50 miles north and apparently right in their attack line. More then a couple times they came in under the deck. I could see the pilot. We would hear them coming and run outside. Wasn't uncommon to hear the deer snorting up a storm. I believe they were EA5 Growlers. Haven't had a fly over in quite a few years.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 25, 2024 01:58 AM (zuSOB)
@RichardGrenell
51 former intelligence officials have confirmed that Kamala was never the border Czar.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 25, 2024 01:59 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 01:58 AM (D7oie)
Any port in a storm...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:59 AM (PDf99)
Kamala=same brain activity as Biden. Or ability to speak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 02:02 AM (PDf99)
+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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+ a bazillion. Nowhere else in my orbit are so many good people with brains, common sense, bullshit detection, sharp/stabby wit, and grounded values.
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 02:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 25, 2024 02:02 AM (xverI)
Eluveitie.
Early version. 2008 ish.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (xcIvR)
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Nice, thank you much.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one music titbit too much #24 at July 25, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
She's an RS-232 port in a USB-C world.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 02:03 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2024 02:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: scampydog at July 25, 2024 02:05 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2024 02:08 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 02:08 AM (PDf99)
They will give you a price that takes into consideration their cost for moving it, but if it is anyways a decent shop they will give you an ID on it and their value, and they will hope you sell it to them, or trade it for something you like better.
You can take the information on it and decide if you like it better than the money it will fetch.
Of course in my experience, besides some Rands and old circulated silver, Dad had a thing for Sacajawea Dollars
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2024 02:09 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 02:09 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Miklos will attempt to persevere at July 25, 2024 02:10 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: scampydog
Good idea. Going huckleberry picking tomorrow with Mrs. Sock and the redheaded granddaughter. Sleep well hordians. Tomorrow is another glorious day given to us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Atavistic at July 25, 2024 02:11 AM (zuSOB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I read that as "haggis"
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at July 25, 2024 02:12 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 02:13 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 01:59 AM (PDf99)
Horno, Horno, Horno
Let's go!
Any old port in a storm
Any old hole
-- Ice Pirates.
A crap movie overall, but had a few good bits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 25, 2024 02:14 AM (W5ArC)
@RichardGrenell
51 former intelligence officials have confirmed that Kamala was never the border Czar.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
My Best Friend's Sister's Boyfriend's Brother's Girlfriend Heard From This Guy Who Knows these 51 intelligence experts Who's Going With The Girl Who Saw Joe Pass Out At 31 Flavors Last Night
Posted by: Miklos, oddly awake at July 25, 2024 02:17 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos, oddly awake at July 25, 2024 02:17 AM (XIkHl)
Busy girl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 02:20 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Colombian chicks with stories to tell at July 25, 2024 02:22 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: my Word as a Biden at July 25, 2024 02:23 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe still owns the ONT at July 25, 2024 02:25 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few words at July 25, 2024 02:27 AM (XIkHl)
https://tinyurl.com/24rx9nfr
43 seconds; VIOLENCE warning.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:07 PM (wse2C)
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I see that the female Butler SS agents have been reassigned to Manchester UK.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 25, 2024 02:27 AM (aJWJO)
Posted by: Joe has a few words at July 25, 2024 02:28 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few words at July 25, 2024 02:30 AM (XIkHl)
Left it on so the *whispers* children could read. the chidren
Posted by: Joe has a few words at July 25, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:34 AM (XIkHl)
I was nine years old, and the proud father of Beau.
We also had a dog by that name
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:37 AM (XIkHl)
Eluveitie.
Early version. 2008 ish.
Posted by: Reforger at July 24, 2024 10:51 PM (xcIvR)
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Nice, thank you much.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one music titbit too much #24 at July 25, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)
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The singer Anna Murphy, has a band called Cellar Darling. Interesting style.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one music titbit too much #25 at July 25, 2024 02:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:40 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:42 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:43 AM (XIkHl)
She's an RS-232 port in a USB-C world.
Posted by: mikeski
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DTE
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2024 02:05 AM (XeU6L)
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Boy, from my breakout box days, early 90s:
2 to 3, 3 to 2, 4-5-20 ---- something like that. 7-7 grnd.
Posted by: Ciampino - ONT one music titbit too much #26 at July 25, 2024 02:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:44 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts as channeled by Miklos at July 25, 2024 02:46 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:37 AM (XIkHl)
... by the seashore.
Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 02:48 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts as channeled by Miklos
That was more thoughts than the real FJB has had all year.
Posted by: mikeski at July 25, 2024 02:53 AM (DgGvY)
I was certainly tired enough when I went to bed last night. But . . . I woke up about 90 minutes too soon. No way to get back to sleep. So here I is: sipping coffee as I look at a 1968 Mannix episode with a bunch of favorite TV character actors. And wave to all of you, of course.
"Hot town, summer in the city . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 02:54 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2024 02:56 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Joe has a few thoughts at July 25, 2024 02:35 AM (XIkHl)
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Me and Joe
And a dog named Beau...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 25, 2024 03:00 AM (aJWJO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 03:10 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: W. C. Miklos-Fields at July 25, 2024 03:12 AM (XIkHl)
And a dog named Beau...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs
Good start, but derivative.
Needs trucks, and trains, and Mama
Posted by: Country Boy Miklos at July 25, 2024 03:14 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos knows that you all know at July 25, 2024 03:15 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
About the same as a McDonald's half-caf coffee.
Posted by: Miklos rates speeches at July 25, 2024 03:17 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 03:26 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 03:10 AM (omVj0)
Some are saying it wasn't live but recorded as the hands on his wristwatch did not match the time. 'They' are also saying this wan't the Oval Office, but the duplicate they built because the teleprompter Bye-den uses is so large. The trees outside the window look fake. The 'sunlight' is wrong. Everything about that 'live address' feels like a 'CheapFake!'
What did he say? No fucking clue, but then neither does he.
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 03:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
About the same as a McDonald's half-caf coffee.
Posted by: Miklos rates speeches at July 25, 2024
***
Bitter and varying between lukewarm and too hot?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 03:28 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Country Boy Miklos at July 25, 2024 03:14 AM (XIkHl)
David Allen Coe has a few things to say about this. But he’s standing in the rain.
Darling
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 25, 2024 03:31 AM (T8Fgi)
I'd better not look at the weather on the CBS outlet's site. The temp and heat index will no doubt convince me to stay indoors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 03:34 AM (omVj0)
Darling
Posted by: Pete Bog
>>>THIS GUY GETS IT<<<
Posted by: Miklos has not been in prison recently, nor has Mama at July 25, 2024 03:35 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 03:37 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 03:37 AM (fwDg9)
shaving?
At this point I consider that OCD behavior
Posted by: Miklos is admittedly lazy at July 25, 2024 03:37 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 03:37 AM (fwDg9)
I hope Forward Dog 9 keeps that hash.
Posted by: Miklos is at the mercy of T-Mobile at July 25, 2024 03:39 AM (XIkHl)
*
shaving?
At this point I consider that OCD behavior
Posted by: Miklos is admittedly lazy at July 25, 2024
***
Since I went to old-fashioned "wet" or safety-razor shaving, I enjoy the process and end result. Every other day shave = a good growth to be planed off. You feel clean.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2024 03:39 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Obama's half-brother George, Home Sweet Hut at July 25, 2024 03:43 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2024 03:45 AM (fwDg9)
And I tuck in my shirt.
I’m a fossil at an early age. No wget the hell off my lawn.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 25, 2024 03:46 AM (T8Fgi)
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 25, 2024 03:49 AM (T8Fgi)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 25, 2024 03:49 AM (G8tt9)
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at July 25, 2024 03:50 AM (dHfdx)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Patsy?
I was not invited?
Posted by: Miklos Falls to Pieces at July 25, 2024 03:50 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Rich bastidge
Posted by: Obama's half-brother George, Home Sweet Hut at July 25, 2024 03:43
See, this is why I keep reading here. You all get me in hysterics sometimes.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 25, 2024 03:53 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2024 03:53 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 25, 2024 03:55 AM (G8tt9)
Get back
I'm all right, Jack
Keep your hands offa
My stack
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Nope. No lottery win for me...
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi)
See, this is why I keep reading here. You all get me in hysterics sometimes.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take
That is originally from Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Miklos , cuuerntly attired in a signrd Rush T-shirt with a flag and all at July 25, 2024 03:58 AM (XIkHl)
https://youtu.be/0gzthI-oltM
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 25, 2024 03:55
I swear when I was a kid in the 60s that you could play that song on a jukebox on your restaurant table in some places.
It's still one of my favorite songs.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 25, 2024 04:00 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
I hoped one of us would win.
You, me, or/and Anna Puma
And a reconditioned Catalina, a flying camper van
Posted by: Miklos, because a boy can dream at July 25, 2024 04:01 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)
https://youtu.be/0gzthI-oltM
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 25, 2024 03:55
I swear when I was a kid in the 60s that you could play that song on a jukebox on your restaurant table in some places.
It's still one of my favorite songs.
Posted by: Farmer
You could, you could. That song should be the late, late, late night part of the ONT.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 25, 2024 04:03 AM (G8tt9)
Don't want a bunch of thievin' idiots comin' 'round!
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)
I took the girlfriend to see it when it first came out.
She liked it
So, Mission Accomplished
Because who the hell knows what girls like.
Posted by: Miklos, a diligent student at July 25, 2024 04:06 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Do you accept thievin' smart people? Askin' for a friend.
Posted by: RickZ at July 25, 2024 04:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:07 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Adam Ant (or maybe just Miklos) at July 25, 2024 04:08 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: RickZ
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Yannow... I thought about this: "What would I do, if I won a big chunka money?"
First thing--- If I didn't know ya *before* I won?
I don't know ya *now*
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:10 AM (njWTi)
Askin' for a friend.
Posted by: RickZ
*watches, looks around*
*needs some kind of bag*
Posted by: Acquisitive Miklos at July 25, 2024 04:11 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:14 AM (njWTi)
Sorry to stomp.
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:14 AM (njWTi)
Yours was funnier.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 25, 2024 04:16 AM (T8Fgi)
Both excellent, IMO. (and I'm not really a 'country' fan)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at July 25, 2024 04:21 AM (njWTi)
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