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CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Magic Carpet Ride Cafe
Paris (j'assume)
via @photographyando
Some happy happy wolf howls. Probably fake but still amusing. I've got a big one on the line! Hippo goes to the dentist. Sound on: When storm chasers succeed in catching the storm. Look at the tornado crumpling those big windmills. Baby elephant playing with a ball. SpaceX launches its heaviest, girthiest rocket. Wait a sec -- those aren't grapes!! The offices are cramped but you can't fault the view.
Jumping over the Tour de France:
After I found that the @letourdefrance was coming next to my hometown I went and find a nice cliff cleaned the landing and went for it ! 12m high by 8m long , my biggest drop so far !
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 07:10 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 07:11 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 07:14 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 23, 2024 07:14 PM (1i0Hi)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:15 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:16 PM (j7K7Y)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 23, 2024 07:16 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 23, 2024 07:14 PM (1i0Hi)
Elsie says, "all safe here!"
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)
OK, Joe has a disastrous debate. Despite that, he vows to stay in the race. He "contracts" COVID. He drops out of the race. But now, a few days later, the WH doctor says he's fully recovered.
What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (1Nxff)
Go! Go! Go!
Note how the FAA tries to stop progress. To make Boing look better, to stop a Great Man, and to not rescue the astronauts stuck in the ISS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:19 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 07:19 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:19 PM (B4fZZ)
JUST IN - Whale slams into boat off New Hampshire coast
https://tinyurl.com/mpsv7rxf
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (wse2C)
Look to Soviet leadership changes for a clue. The inner powers want no dissent from their actions.
And congratulations to you, Her Majesty, and your clan of award winning dogs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 7m
WATCH - Biscuit Basin geyser explodes in Yellowstone National Park
https://tinyurl.com/bdh8er6t
17 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:20 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)
Ladies, if he:
- Gives mixed signals for months
- Breaks up via text
- Ghosts so intensely you don't know if he's alive or dead
That's not your man, that's your current president
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:21 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:21 PM (OX9vb)
People want family farms.
Well, if you want family farms, you you gotta make them profitable."
-- Old geezer shill on a renewable energy ad in MI.
YOU gotta make them profitable!
Fuck you, Peepaw.
I scream at the TV every time I see that asshoe.
/rant_off
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 23, 2024 07:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:22 PM (5MvGY)
OK, Joe has a disastrous debate. Despite that, he vows to stay in the race. He "contracts" COVID. He drops out of the race. But now, a few days later, the WH doctor says he's fully recovered.
What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (1Nxff)
He's dropping out of the race, but he's totes fine to ruin the country until January 2025, Comrade.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 07:22 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 07:22 PM (aDfdT)
MrBeast star and transvestite Chris Tyson (@kristyson_) deletes all X posts after evidence emerges that he engaged in sexual conversations with a 13-year-old when he was 20.
DC_Draino @DC_Draino Jul 22
Wow I’m shocked that this dude who abandoned his family to “become a woman” while working on a Youtube series targeted at children
Would be caught inappropriately messaging a child
Shocked I tell you!
/s/
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:22 PM (wse2C)
Why do you say it’s too late?
You could go on a riverboat tour, or chateau country itinerary. Or maybe the Normandy battlefields.
Pretty much anyone whose job it is to serve tourists speaks English
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (j7K7Y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (u82oZ)
That is indeed some girthy rocketin'!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (wzAuc)
[[[for 2.5 seconds]]]
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (wzAuc)
That long?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (VavZF)
Monkey Haven🐵 @MonkeyIOW Jul 21
Our beloved Siamang Xhabu, who suffered a stroke back in July 2023, has found his voice today and started to sing with his family for the first time in over a year.❣️
We are so proud of this boy. Just look at him ❤️
https://tinyurl.com/4hp8k443
1:38 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (wse2C)
Then she could arrange for the C-team substitutions, the protection plan, etc.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (q177U)
Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC 9h
🚨 Feds plan to introduce evidence obtained through FISA in the foreign agent case against MAX BOOT's wife, Sue Mi Terry.
Unclear from this if gov't obtained the FISA warrant on her or targeted someone she was in communication with.
https://tinyurl.com/2fzxwpuc
And...
https://tinyurl.com/5n8jbyty
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:25 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:25 PM (OX9vb)
Let's see if he makes that because so far only supposed to see him all but sprinting up 20 steps to AF1
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)
.@RepPatFallon to Cheatle: "You should be fired immediately and go back to guarding Doritos." 🤣 🤣
https://tinyurl.com/wcnu4xpj
13 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:25 PM (wse2C)
I'm sure the riders were stunned, and rightly so!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2024 07:26 PM (1nnCC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 07:26 PM (LkLld)
Washington DC is probably our most beautiful city yet still a crap hole so, The city layout isn’t everything. For sure, there are other places that are smaller and considered to be cities that could make an argument. But to me, it is about the layout of the city itself and with large world cities, and also major cities in America that is usually very haphazard.
Having said the above, I’m not really that into cities anymore, I can’t think of a major one that I have much interest in visiting, Maybe Tokyo for the experience.
Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2024 07:26 PM (yCMC5)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 07:26 PM (aDfdT)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse non regret rien de rien at July 23, 2024 07:27 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 07:27 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 23, 2024 07:27 PM (1i0Hi)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 23, 2024 07:14 PM
I wouldn't worry about sloped, nor (since it's the Café
about it getting too heated.
The stench can be overwhelming when penguins are present, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:27 PM (B4fZZ)
Hello!
I haven’t been posting. Lurked a little, but things were hectic for a time
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (j7K7Y)
https://is.gd/XUwNcv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 07:27 PM (L/fGl)
Is Keef saving his pennies to buy a ticket with a backstage pass for Kamala's upcoming stadium tour?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (VavZF)
DC was beautiful. Spent years going to the sights and protests. Was at the Million Man March and the 9/1209 March on Washington. No more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It's called "Throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks".
Also possibly "baffling with BS"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (hB7mE)
Because I took too many similar chances in the days of my yoot. And some of those owies took longer to heal, than the others.
And now, I'll challenge myself to not fall out of my recline...
OUCH, dammit!!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Billy Bones at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (BIamM)
But Joe rather sent forth his son and many riches did indeed flow unto them and yet he withheld the tenth saying unto himself, "I am the Big Guy and therefore the tithe shall be rendered unto me. For who can better perform these works than I?"
And then the Lord became angry with Joe, rebuking him saying, "Thou hast sent forth thy son to perform my command, who has given himself over to harlotry, incestuousness, drunkenness and sloth and thou hast also withheld my tithe in thine greed and hubris and so shall I strike thee down and remove thee from the seat of power I bestowed upon thee and a cackling harlot shall replace thee and thine name shall be held in disgrace ever henceforth."
And what vestiges of Joe's comprehension were wrested from him and the powers of the great nation usurped his authority and cast him into the low places of the Earth.
Posted by: Contemporary Scripture at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (WB6YK)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM
...
...
Shit. That's better than the Spain line.
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (wzAuc)
The New EUROPEAN: ‘The bullet hit Trump – but it killed Joe Biden.’
The single gunshot that changed the trajectory of the world.
By Matthew d'Ancona
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM (wse2C)
I'm kinda paranoid about losing everything I've worked hard on. Any recommendations?
Posted by: racial at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (upYOc)
Did you post Piaf upthread?
Now I must look
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (j7K7Y)
How is Keith Olbermann not in a box in San Francisco, calling out he is still relevant as he shits on a stoop?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yd7ysanj
Link goes to X
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Good video!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
I looked around.
A lousy can was all I found…
Posted by: Adriane the Can Recycling Critic . . . at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (TX4bP)
Feds plan to introduce evidence obtained through FISA in the foreign agent case against MAX BOOT's wife, Sue Mi Terry.
I saw that they had to put their domicile up as collateral in order to post her bail.
Awwwwwwww ... too bad!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (gw0Uf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:31 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: machines for sale at July 23, 2024 07:31 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:31 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)
It's just like Tennessee, but different.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:31 PM (+myjY)
The first is just under 12 minutes and is a high level analysis, the second video is a 1 hour discussion with Chris Williamson.
https://tinyurl.com/264lr92v
https://tinyurl.com/2bjdvaks
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (UEmMT)
388 I liked you before I clicked that link, and now I hate you. You can fix it by buying me a scotch, but it will have to be single malt, and at least 12 years old.
Posted by: Splunge
I don't know if this one qualifies, but a kindly Scottish civilian who works on Camp Film City, Kosovo, and tries to make everyone stationed there a scotch lover by sharing tons of it, gave me a glass of this stuff once and he thought it was amazing.
https://tinyurl.com/cdaxfnhf
It was smooth, but tasted and smelled like burning tire.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, putting on his Military Moron poster helmet at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (B3pV/)
They look more like blueberries to me. But what are those stem like things in there?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (klJTj)
FUN FACT: Her sister Soo Yoo Silly is one of the top personal injury lawyers in Pitsburgh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: The Norwegian Academy of Prize-Givings at July 23, 2024 07:33 PM (XIkHl)
What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The same thing that's been going on for about 4 years.
But now the press is allowed to report on it.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 07:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (j7K7Y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (XIkHl)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 07:28 PM (kQgoX)
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Ah, quit yer whinin' and slap a hot iron on that!
Posted by: AoSHQ Medical Intern at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (BpYfr)
And congratulations to you, Her Majesty, and your clan of award winning dogs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
__________
Thank you. Diana now has 12 of the 25 points she needs for her Grand Championship.
And Phoenix performed very well in his debut. He picked up a major win despite being handled by three different people, me in the class, Gerry Thornton in Winners and Clint Livingston in Breed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Archie B at July 23, 2024 07:35 PM (XIkHl)
Literature award is in Stockholm. Only the Peace Prize (like to Obama!) comes from Oslo, Norway.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
Now see?
We can have Nice Things.
Posted by: Appreciative Miklos at July 23, 2024 07:34 PM (XIkHl)
Does your list of Nice Things include bacons? and boomsticks? You oughta plan for a road trip in October.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 07:35 PM (VavZF)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Jul 22
JUST IN - Kamala Harris has reportedly declined to preside over the Senate for Benjamin Netanyahu's address to Congress this week
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 22h
BREAKING - Netanyahu lands in Washington, DC
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 21h
BREAKING - VP Kamala Harris will not attend Benjamin Netanyahu’s joint address to Congress this week but will conduct a separate bilateral meeting with the Israeli PM this week at the White House, according to a Harris aide - Politico
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Skip
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You could go to LaFrance, SC
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 07:36 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:36 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM
Vous savez qu'il passe à l'italien, n'est-ce pas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:36 PM (B4fZZ)
Keep these posts coming. It's a nice, happy break from bleak times.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (CWMF2)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 20h
JUST IN - Trump campaign began preparing for Biden exit in May, confidential memo shows — Politico
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (0hRE+)
Posted by: Skip
Paris, Texas isn't all that far from TxMoMe Ground Zero.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (B4fZZ)
BREAKING - VP Kamala Harris will not attend Benjamin Netanyahu’s joint address to Congress this week but will conduct a separate bilateral meeting with the Israeli PM this week at the White House, according to a Harris aide - Politico
I'm sure an intellectual flyweight like Kamala will make an excellent impression on Netanyahu.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (+myjY)
Woe to this nation if that vile woman becomes President.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (XV/Pl)
I regret to inform you that Miss Dixie Doodle is likely to win Best in Class at the next Bark Like a Pirate competition.
Don't.Even.Try.
Posted by: Miklos found out that eye patches for dogs actually exist at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (5MvGY)
Mmmm... coffee and beignets at Cafe Du Monde!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (dg+HA)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 20h
JUST IN - Trump campaign began preparing for Biden exit in May, confidential memo shows - Politico
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (wse2C)
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE LAUGHING WHEN SHE SELLS OUT EVERY NFL STADIUM!!!
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (Abo1M)
Not these days. Married, staid, moron. Still appreciate amazing women, but from a distance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
*and the rest of you Morons!*
Probably should make dinner.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 07:39 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (B4fZZ)
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I really need to pass through there some day so I can have my picture taken next to the Eiffel Tower that's adorned with a cowboy hat....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 07:40 PM (BpYfr)
How are your new fans from that auto event treating you?
Hint: They were not really admiring the MAGA hat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:40 PM (+myjY)
NEW - Kamala Harris doesn’t answer whether Biden is fit for office — Fox
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:40 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:40 PM (5MvGY)
I'm sure the riders were stunned, and rightly so!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
It wasn't as memorable as clotheslining them with a sign, but it was okay.
Posted by: somehow-anonymous French spectator at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero
For reference-
https://tinyurl.com/ycxtx8uf
Posted by: Miklos does recall at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (XIkHl)
Was at the 9/12/09 March on Washington and the 9/12/10 March on Washington. Saw Andrew Breitbart and Steven Crowder at the first one. Was on the House office building steps when members of the CBC walked by amid our shouts of "Kill the Bill!" and they claimed that they had been spat upon (bullshit!).
No more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (gw0Uf)
Posted by: Rusty at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (nrIMb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (63Dwl)
Keep these posts coming. It's a nice, happy break from bleak times.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 23, 2024 07:37 PM (CWMF2)
________
I appreciate you saying that. I fear my obscure prattle may mystify people, but, as you say, good news, especially in the pursuit of excellence, can cheer folks up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (1Nxff)
Surprised. I haven't seen one "I'm moving to Canada" post since 2016.
pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism Jul 21
recall that back in 2016 when shitlibs were threatening to flee the racism of Nazi Drumpf, their sanctuaries of choice were always the whitest countries on earth.
I have a theory that they aren’t saying they want to move to Canada anymore because Canada is too brown for them now
Steve Saretsky @SteveSaretsky Jul 22
Fastest growing cities in North America by number of people added are all in Canada. Human QE.
[slightly off -- 8 and 9 out of Top 10 are San Antonio and Fort Worth, TX but the rest are here including e.g. tiny Halifax, N.S. at #10]
https://tinyurl.com/3ksb9r4w
chart
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:41 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)
Ruh-roh.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 07:42 PM (nVpzb)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 23, 2024 07:38 PM (VavZF)
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I'll laugh if she can fill just ONE NFL stadium with ALL of her crowds combined...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 07:42 PM (iZbyp)
She would also have information on known "lone wolves" in any area of the country
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:42 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: 496
Nah, there's a guy in a wingsuit with a trapeze bar right behind him, to catch him if he falls.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Quint
Being a farm kid at heart provides a measure of reluctance towards enjoying the sights and experience of big cities for me. Having said that, I have a son and his family now living in London and we'll be visiting for the first time in a few weeks. They are huge fans of the big city life so I'll have the best of their experience to help me enjoy it. It will be interesting but I know I'll soon be looking to get back home. I'm a homebody with a pretty low 'experience' need.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (5Seyi)
Mmmm... coffee and beignets at Cafe Du Monde!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
You have to speak with a slight Vietnamese accent....
Posted by: Miklos Biden, hoping to be in for the new version of the Will at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (XIkHl)
By three members of the cast of Hogan's Heroes
https://youtu.be/qyPQ4qo7GqA
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Billy Bones at July 23, 2024 07:29 PM
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I was there when Apollo 11 went up. I don't remember much except how weird it was to not be able to pinpoint the source of the noise, even while looking at it. It was just coming from everywhere.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 07:44 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Quint
Been there several times. Not interesting outside of the museums ( which are top notch.)
Budapest and Bratislava my only interests now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 07:44 PM (IG4Id)
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Yeah, I often get confused over whether you're discussing your Queen or one of the show-dogs until I see a key word!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:44 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:45 PM (CQ8KO)
I'm amazed we didn't see one another at either march. The press reported so few attendees.
At the second one I was impressed with MLK's daughters speech, and Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin was this tall: Holds two fingers close.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at July 23, 2024 07:45 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:16 PM (j7K7Y
Made what is probably my last trip in April. Took this years ago with a phone camera. Right in the middle of my favorite neighborhood.
https://tinyurl.com/34yjrwht
Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 07:46 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM (5MvGY)
@TrumpWarRoom
WISCONSIN VOTER SLAMS DEMOCRATS:
"Knowing the things that they've been HIDING in plain sight from the American public, I cannot find it in myself to vote for a Democrat — and potentially, I might never vote for a Democrat again."
https://tinyurl.com/3assacku
Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You are much for Welcoming! Still have Aunt who help you.
Posted by: Yortuk, Goerg, and Miklos-Wild and Crazy Guys! at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM (XIkHl)
https://tinyurl.com/34yjrwht
Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 07:46 PM (8I4hW)
Beautiful, javems!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:48 PM (B4fZZ)
What happened to 'our Democracy'? Secret vote?
Joy Reid makes astonishing warning to black Americans about Kamala Harris
https://mol.im/a/13663669
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #42 at July 23, 2024 07:49 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 23, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)
NEW: Hamas says signed agreement with Fatah in China calling for ‘national unity’
Senior Hamas official Musa Abu Marzuk on Tuesday announced his militant organisation had signed an agreement with other Palestinian groups including rivals Fatah while on a visit to China.
“Today we sign an agreement for national unity and we say that the path to completing this journey is national unity. We are committed to national unity and we call for it,” Abu Marzuk said.
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW: Israel slams Beijing deal to include Hamas in post-war Gaza government
Israel swiftly condemned an agreement brokered by China Tuesday which Beijing said would bring Hamas into a "national reconciliation government" for...
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:51 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:51 PM (5MvGY)
FUN FACT: Her sister Soo Yoo Silly is one of the top personal injury lawyers in Pitsburgh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:32 PM (+myjY)
I've read one book by Max Boot. A shame he turned out to be a jackass.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ben Had
It is a buffet of the nicest, brightest, engaging, and good looking (no homo) folks you'll ever meet.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM (5MvGY)
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OK, thanks
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM
I've heard rumours that there are opportunities for the non shooters to try it out, if desired.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (B4fZZ)
What happened to 'our Democracy'? Secret vote?
Joy Reid makes astonishing warning to black Americans about Kamala Harris
https://mol.im/a/13663669
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #42 at July 23, 2024 07:49 PM (qfLjt)
They want a democracy like ours.
Posted by: German Democratic Republic at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (8sMut)
Ruh-roh.
Which poll would that be?
Posted by: JackStraw
A poll of pole dancers?
Posted by: Miklos pontificates! at July 23, 2024 07:53 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Andy
I want them to move to Canada and then get told MAID is perfect for them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 23, 2024 07:53 PM (iPrw4)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (vJiyU)
100%
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:53 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Democratic People's Republic of Korea at July 23, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: JackStraw
The one taken just outside dim headquarters in Atlanta.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:47 PM
I've heard rumours that there are opportunities for the non shooters to try it out, if desired.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (B4fZZ)
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As a non-shooter, I highly recommend Duncanthrax's suggestion. It's a lot of fun!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Democratic and Popular Republic of Algeria at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)
Which poll would that be?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)
Landmark
It’s at RCP.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 07:55 PM (nVpzb)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
I am cooter curious.
Never seen one, but
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 23, 2024 07:55 PM (XIkHl)
Ameet Datta @DattaAmeet 16h Replying to @Iyervval
Why I never use the term “fiscal conservative” for any political party in India. All socialists with different shades of pink.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 07:56 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 23, 2024 07:56 PM (5rbBj)
Never seen one, but
Posted by: Barry Soetoro
"Strange we can believe in!"
-- JEF
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (B4fZZ)
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As a non-shooter, I highly recommend Duncanthrax's suggestion. It's a lot of fun!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)
To all you non-shooters:
SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ
Posted by: Democratic and Popular Republic of Algeria at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (5rbBj)
If Cheadle was on the roof, she could've had a rifle and left it on the roof for Crooks. Crooks took his rifle he borrowed from his father then threw it away, then the rifle on the roof was of the same model as his father's rifle.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (CQ8KO)
We will have two outstanding folks available for one on one instruction at the pistol range. Steck (female) and Geoff (male). Your choice on who you are most comfortable with. Both are FANTASTIC teachers. You will be safe, you will learn a lot. And you will hit the target.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (DWPXN)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 23, 2024 07:56 PM (5rbBj)
Buck up. You're an 'Ette. Your liver should be one of the most indestructible ones around.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 07:52 PM (vJiyU)
100%
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 07:53 PM (OX9vb)
Are you going to be able to make it this year?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (XjtdB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (5rbBj)
Next up, feral hogs on crack
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (aDfdT)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 07:59 PM (5MvGY)
The cafe is La Fregate, so the bridge should be the Pont Royal. The Louvre is just to the cameraman's left.
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 07:59 PM (xjAvD)
“Today we sign an agreement for national unity and we say that the path to completing this journey is national unity. We are committed to national unity and we call for it,” Abu Marzuk said.
Spoken in the style of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 07:59 PM (63Dwl)
We will have two outstanding folks available for one on one instruction at the pistol range. Steck (female) and Geoff (male). Your choice on who you are most comfortable with. Both are FANTASTIC teachers. You will be safe, you will learn a lot. And you will hit the target.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (DWPXN)
You will be safe unless you quote certain Beatles songs to nurse ratched.
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 07:59 PM (8sMut)
We will have two outstanding folks available for one on one instruction at the pistol range. Steck (female) and Geoff (male). Your choice on who you are most comfortable with. Both are FANTASTIC teachers. You will be safe, you will learn a lot. And you will hit the target.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 07:57 PM (DWPXN)
They are both *fantastic*. Very patient. Morning safety course is mandatory for all shooters though, so time arrivals accordingly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 08:00 PM (XjtdB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
But what about national unity?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 08:00 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (aDfdT)
I guess we are safe until the feral hogs find crystal meth...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 08:01 PM (8sMut)
Mmmm... coffee and beignets at Cafe Du Monde!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
You have to speak with a slight Vietnamese accent....
Posted by: Miklos Biden, hoping to be in for the new version of the Will at July 23, 2024 07:43 PM (XIkHl)
Had a niece that worked there for a while. She is 6'3". Stood out a bit from the rest of the staff.
Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 08:01 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2024 08:01 PM (mH6SG)
🚨#BREAKING: New footage shows Secret Service perch at Trump’s Butler rally had full view of the roof where the shooter carried out
📌#Butler | #Pennsylvania
Watch as New footage shared by Representative Eli Crane, taken from a 2nd-floor window, showing the view the Secret Service allegedly had, overlooking the roof from which 20-year-old Thomas Crooks made his shot during the rally where former President Trump was speaking. Rep. Crane traveled to Butler, Pennsylvania, to see the crime scene for himself. In the video, taken from one of the windows the Secret Service had access to, you can see the entire roof. Crane also climbed onto the roof where Crooks shot from, revealing just how close he was able to get to Trump. As Crane stated, “As a former Navy SEAL sniper, it was clear to me that many security measures were dropped, making President Trump extremely vulnerable.
https://tinyurl.com/37jcsu9j
1:08 minutes; full video
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:02 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 08:02 PM (vJiyU)
Singapore
Bueno Aires
Guadalajara
Moscow and St Petersburg
Bar-th-elona
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 08:02 PM (nVpzb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (+myjY)
Unless a seasoned witch calls you from the depths of your disgrace and rearranges your liver to the solid mental grace...
Posted by: Yes at July 23, 2024 08:03 PM (8sMut)
It's hotter in heater than hell mouth
And hotter than hell mouth in heater!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 08:03 PM (aDfdT)
Vivek called out the Democrats on biden months ago:
https://youtu.be/_5dLrEptvPE?si=j2AHAwRvQ0aorQ6l&t=325
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 08:04 PM (Cnw+E)
>>It’s at RCP.
Pollsters like People's Pundit and Quantus have trashing that all day by looking at the internals. Example, it's +8 female.
I expect they will be doing this crap for a few weeks to help with the Kamala hype.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 08:05 PM (CQ8KO)
"End this farce that biden is gonna be your nominee."
- Vivek, many moths ago, during the R debates.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 08:05 PM (Cnw+E)
It's hotter in heater than hell mouth
And hotter than hell mouth in heater!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 08:03 PM (aDfdT)
NOW I HAVE YOU DEEP INSIDE MY EVERLASTING GRASP
THE SEVEN BLOODY GATES OF HELL IS WHERE YOU WILL LIVE YOUR LAST
WARRIORS FROM HELL'S DOMAIN WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR DEATH
THE FLAMES OF HADES BURNING STRONG, YOUR SOUL SHALL NEVER REST
Posted by: Slayer at July 23, 2024 08:05 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Presumed-Zombie Joe Biden at July 23, 2024 08:05 PM (xjAvD)
Posted by: JackStraw
Saw a couple where they over polled dims by like 20%.
So yeah, they know they've got a problem.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 08:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 08:01 PM (8sMut)
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Ah, meth-flavored bacon...that'll getcha goin' in the morning!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 08:06 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2024 08:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:07 PM (5MvGY)
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That is a long-term goal of mine, and I might just be able to persuade her to come along with the right combination of flowers, chocolates, and jewelry!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 08:08 PM (Y3uMr)
This trip will be a bit of a pilgrimage for me as I'm teetering on the hairy edge of retirement and said chapter of life will be composed of many road trips.
Corsicana represents the Ok, Let's Put Up Or Shut Up stage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:08 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 08:09 PM (nVpzb)
So yeah, they know they've got a problem.
For many months some of the bigger pollsters have been poling for both Biden and Harris. Harris always trailed Biden and both were behind Trump and falling.
She has a terrible approval rating. She's never been popular and she's a vacuous moron. There is no logical reason why people would magically flock to her now.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld)
Are you going to be able to make it this year?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (XjtdB)
Time off is approved, and I am planning on it. Contingencies include: Mom's health, cost of new HVAC unit, which died this week. But I'm 75% sure right now.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:10 PM (5MvGY)
Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat.
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.
https://tinyurl.com/4nkx78f6
1:22 minutes; actually FN-style rifles [maybe full-auto capable but I think probably just semi].
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later "abandoned his or her post" at July 23, 2024 08:15 PM (z2R5c)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 08:15 PM (fwDg9)
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes.
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Wait, what is he arguing against here?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later at July 23, 2024 08:15 PM (z2R5c)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2024 08:17 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)
That's ok, because it will get them all feeling good about her chances, and then the real campaigning starts.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 08:17 PM (OX9vb)
I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (dg+HA)
Also how exactly do you take over a container ship with a 1998 Bassmaster?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (z2R5c)
What is real is what's on TV or phone
Posted by: Jamaica at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (5MvGY)
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes.
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Wait, what is he arguing against here?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later at July 23, 2024 08:15 PM (z2R5c)
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That should be tonight's Feel Good Story of the Day in the ONT...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later abandoned his or her post at July 23, 2024 08:18 PM (z2R5c)
She also likes camping - I'm trying to break her of that!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 08:19 PM (Lo22R)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 08:06 PM (BpYfr)
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I'm not wenching any meth bacon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 08:20 PM (lQB/y)
Posted by: Dredging Up Bad Memories at July 23, 2024 08:20 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 08:20 PM (lQB/y)
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Deep-fried is WAY better!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Sharknado VII: Cokesharknado!
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM (DgGvY)
I miss Rush.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM (dg+HA)
Then she could arrange for the C-team substitutions, the protection plan, etc.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 07:24 PM (CQ8KO)
I'd heard the SS site commander resigned long before Cheadle. I saw someone claim the fat gal with the pistol was the site commander.
no knowledge past that.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM (eoQWY)
'She would also have information on known "lone wolves" in any area of the country'
If I were Trump, I would tell her on the sly that if he survives and gets back in that she is looking at serious G'tmo time if doesn't cough that information up along with the name of whoever told her to let the sniper through.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM (3wi/L)
Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat.
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.
Wait...is he suggesting this is a problem?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2024 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes.
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Wait, what is he arguing against here?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later at July 23, 2024 08:15 PM (z2R5c)
They need some rapid fire cannon in case the pirates have machine guns too.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:23 PM (eoQWY)
Wait...is he suggesting this is a problem?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2024 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)
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As far as I'm concerned, the Second Amendment should absolutely apply in international waters...hijack a ship at your own risk.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 08:23 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)
no knowledge past that.
Posted by: Oldcat
=======
Was her name Claire? Claire is a fat girl's name.
Posted by: Breakfast Club Stoner at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (qY0b9)
'By three members of the cast of Hogan's Heroes'
Robert Clary had awful experiences during the real World War II
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 23, 2024 08:25 PM (3wi/L)
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I don't understand the logistics of getting out of your 17' bass boat and up onto the container vessel.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later abandoned his or her post at July 23, 2024 08:25 PM (z2R5c)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Sharknado VII: Cokesharknado!
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 08:21 PM
*movie preview voice*
First, there was Cocaine Bear...this summer, prepare yourself...for Cocaine Bear II: Surf & Turf.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2024 08:25 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 08:26 PM (vFEs1)
Andrew Wang as vp?
Or yang. Whatever.
Wang, or yang, is the oriental equivalent to Bob O'Rourke. Both of them unpopular populists losers that have fake popularity.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 08:26 PM (Cnw+E)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later abandoned his or her post at July 23, 2024 08:26 PM (z2R5c)
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 08:27 PM (vFEs1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2024 08:28 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 08:29 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I saw Murder Hornets on Fentanyl open for W.A.S.P. at The Hive in '83.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 08:29 PM (DgGvY)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
The one who couldn't holster her weapon?
Yikes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 08:29 PM (s3LZV)
||Each one features the same clue in the style that it would be delivered in the game: "This naturalized U.S. citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! for 37 seasons." Scrawled along the bottom, upside down is the correct answer, "Who is Alex Trebek?"||
https://tinyurl.com/yc7erp5j
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:29 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 08:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 08:31 PM (5fDan)
https://youtu.be/_OKAwz2MsJs?si=a4gmovOUke6ZVqvx
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Aw geez, it's a Harley Quinn origin story. Yay. Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - But later abandoned his or her post at July 23, 2024 08:31 PM (z2R5c)
Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat.
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.
https://tinyurl.com/4nkx78f6
1:22 minutes; actually FN-style rifles [maybe full-auto capable but I think probably just semi].
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 08:32 PM (Nq2KV)
Posted by: andycanuck
pew pew pew
kablewy!
veedeo veedeo!
good job lads
*toots their horn*
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 08:34 PM (NMT5x)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Can you picture her at the original planning meeting?
"Okay everyone, I'm XXX XXX, head of this assignment. Can I have your attention please? Hey, everyone - listen up. People. Hello! Hello. May I have your attention?"
*Staff looks up from their donuts and coffee, smiles and resumes bullshitting with the other LEOs.*
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 08:34 PM (5Seyi)
Fastest growing cities in North America by number of people added are all in Canada. Human QE.
[slightly off -- 8 and 9 out of Top 10 are San Antonio and Fort Worth, TX but the rest are here including e.g. tiny Halifax, N.S. at #10]
https://tinyurl.com/3ksb9r4w
chart
Hope they are coming from Republican strongholds to FTW, but I am betting the Dims are seeding us with illegals instead
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 23, 2024 08:35 PM (SRRAx)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
What are her pronouns?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:35 PM (dg+HA)
Kamala Harris quoting the Declaration of Independence
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 08:35 PM (d9LQi)
Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat.
This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.
But Americans want that. Leftists hate the military, and increasingly the Right wants isolationism.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 08:36 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 23, 2024 08:37 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
To be fair, we have a war to win here first before we concentrate on looking outward.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 08:37 PM (5Seyi)
Or yang. Whatever.
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Kamala picking someone named Wang would be on brand for her
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 08:38 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
If I'm President Trump, I'd take my chances with the sniper.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 23, 2024 08:38 PM (vJiyU)
She also likes camping - I'm trying to break her of that!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 08:19 PM (Lo22R)
We have plenty of folks who like to quilt and sew at the MoMe, too! And knit, and crochet, and scrapbook, and....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 23, 2024 08:39 PM (SRRAx)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
What are her pronouns?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:35 PM (dg+HA
It can't holster.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 08:39 PM (Ud7de)
Google is dropping plans to eliminate the ad-tracking cookies on its Chrome internet browser.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:39 PM (wse2C)
Why do you say it’s too late?
You could go on a riverboat tour, or chateau country itinerary. Or maybe the Normandy battlefields.
Pretty much anyone whose job it is to serve tourists speaks English
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 07:23 PM (j7K7Y)
I was in France a few times for business n vacation. There were riots in some of the suburbs where France had stashed its 'immigrants' but you didn't see them downtown. I know no French, and got along fine, and the people didn't seem any more brusque than city dwellers in the US.
And for all the supposed advantages of high speed rail, when I had to change plans to go to part of Germany for a day or so and on to London, it was found to be impossible to get across the channel without spending days or go back to Paris. So i took a late puddle jumper across the channel where they sold tons of liquor duty free.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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This particular person on the Right wants to engage with the world. Specifically, by turning our frackers loose and crashing the price of oil to about $30/ barrel. That proved to be a very effective way to keep a lot of despots well behaved.
Posted by: Breakfast Club Stoner at July 23, 2024 08:41 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:41 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 08:41 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 23, 2024 08:36 PM (8sMut)
Putting guns on your cargo boats doesn't violate isolationism. Nor does escorting vessels for money and training sailors.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 08:43 PM (NMT5x)
The first manufactured meme for POTUS Candidate Kamala is 'Falling out of a coconut tree for Kamala!' The Lefties are ga-ga for this one right now. Good Grief.
Here's an explainer from the NY Post.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4cz3nr
If the Left wants to equate Kamala to a coconut, I say Go For It. Coconuts should protest this slander.
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 08:43 PM (5fDan)
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hahaha, of course she was. She had to be.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
What are her pronouns?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 08:35 PM (dg+HA
It can't holster.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 08:39 PM (Ud7de)
Saw a clip of Trump arriving at the medical center and that same gal was there standing in front of the car looking lost and still messing with her gun.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
If folks keep misspelling her name, Don is going to turn up dead.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 23, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (qY0b9)
I heard she was off to the Olympics to lead our delegation there. She lost her grip on the King, well a trip to Paris might do instead.
Remember how Fetterman's wife suddenly left the country and has not been heard of again?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 08:50 PM (iZbyp)
She also likes camping - I'm trying to break her of that!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 08:19 PM (Lo22R)
Get a nice enough camper van and that's just going out the back yard in different places.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at July 23, 2024 08:52 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:42 PM (eoQWY)
The Constitution specifically mentions Letters of Marque
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 08:52 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (qY0b9)
I heard she was off to the Olympics to lead our delegation there. She lost her grip on the King, well a trip to Paris might do instead.
Remember how Fetterman's wife suddenly left the country and has not been heard of again?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
She was right at Lump's side three weeks or so ago, in the airport handshake line when Biden went to Pennsylvania for some event. Because of course she was.
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 08:52 PM (5fDan)
Remember how Fetterman's wife suddenly left the country and has not been heard of again?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
This is why, when people start questioning the conspiracy theories, I find it hard to believe people don't realize just how thoroughly EVERYTHING in our accepted narrative is too silly, and to accept the narrative requires accepting so many stupid and silly things, THAT becomes the most irrational thing to believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:53 PM (cve7j)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:53 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Miklos, casually driving by in a Rolls-Royce at July 23, 2024 08:54 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (qY0b9)
I heard she was off to the Olympics to lead our delegation there. She lost her grip on the King, well a trip to Paris might do instead.
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When I think of France, I think of a breakfast croissant sandwich at Dunkin Donuts!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 23, 2024 08:55 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at July 23, 2024 08:52 PM (wse2C)
On the contrary, explaining jokes is often the funniest part of the whole experience.
It's like chewing cud, if you eat the grass, and it stays down, you only get to enjoy it once. If it keeps coming up for you, over and over.....
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:55 PM (bQzQx)
Posted by: andycanuck
"Old Nato"
mark these words
Posted by: Miklos Trump III at July 23, 2024 08:56 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 23, 2024 08:25 PM (3wi/L)
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I would call being put in a concentration camp an awful experience.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 08:56 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 23, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)
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Bwahahaha
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 08:58 PM (xt5tS)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 08:24 PM (qY0b9)
Last time I saw her she was decked out in All-Feminist Trump Protest White across town with all of his security on the day the "lone wolf" attempt on his life was made. Just a coincidence I'm sure. The commies never do anything symbolic like that.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 08:59 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Gref
I think a few AAs might call her the same.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 23, 2024 09:00 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: BurtTC"
Talk about milking a joke...
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2024 09:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:01 PM (HJ9BW)
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So, where do I go, then?
Posted by: The Lime at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (3Fz6p)
Pretty good stuff from the whippersnappers. We never had miniature cameras back in the day.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:01 PM (HJ9BW
Sure, Jan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (kb9LC)
"Exclusive-Harris leads Trump 44% to 42% in US presidential race, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds"
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:01 PM (HJ9BW
The Democrats are such rotten bastards. And Republicans are probably worse because they're just Democrats in a bad Scooby Doo disguise.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (kb9LC)
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Cocaine Bear > Valium Sloth
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 23, 2024 09:03 PM (P8C8w)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: BurtTC"
Talk about milking a joke...
Posted by: fd
Utter nonsense
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thick Shell Like Kamala at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (CV8a5)
I guess the guy who demanded no one talk about conspiracies regarding the you-know-what against you-know-who got bored or something.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (lX8VI)
"Exclusive-Harris leads Trump 44% to 42% in US presidential race, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds"
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU
Wasn't Hillary leading the same poll up until she got her fat ass handed to her?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: BurtTC"
Talk about milking a joke...
Posted by: fd
Udderly ridiculous.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 09:05 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (kb9LC)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: Hagar the Horrible at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: runner
Naaaawwwww, that's tears of 'wrong hole'. It's Michelle's turn to be On Top.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (MsrgL)
That almost makes it all worth it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 09:07 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hagar the Horrible at July 23, 2024 09:08 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Ud7de)
on the plus side, it's the only poll that shows her ahead, on the minus side, it's the newest poll
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 09:10 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:10 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: steevy
Remember the steel glove box door with the cup holder impressions? Mom would put my shake on that, and set me in her lap while Dad drove the car.
No seatbelts in the truck.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 09:10 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:11 PM (v6JzV)
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That is a long-term goal of mine, and I might just be able to persuade her to come along with the right combination of flowers, chocolates, and jewelry!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 08:08 PM (Y3uMr)
Does she like brownies? milk or dark chocolate?
How about bacon?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 09:11 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:12 PM (HJ9BW)
Just like they provided virtual security for Trump ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 09:12 PM (9U811)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,
I love the show Emergency!, but the one thing that would have been better is if they had a pole. Station 51 was a ranch.
Posted by: Firefighter Kelly at July 23, 2024 09:13 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Hagar the Horrible at July 23, 2024 09:06 PM (CV8a5
Just like Panda Express. Disappointing.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:14 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 09:14 PM (xt5tS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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I feel like that when I sit on my patio swing and watch the sunset.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:14 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:15 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 09:09 PM (V13WU)
The only poll I trust is the one I take a whiz with.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:15 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:15 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: BifBewalski
I used to ride in the back with the melons and 'maters.
didn't do me no harm
Posted by: Miklos, with a very red neck at July 23, 2024 09:16 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 08:42 PM (eoQWY)
The Constitution specifically mentions Letters of Marque
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 08:52 PM (xaFKb)
Has any administration ever made use of this, back in the early 1800s maybe? Donny Two Scoops ought to look into it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 09:16 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Miklos, with a very red neck at July 23, 2024 09:16 PM (XIkHl)
How can we be sure? Maybe this version of you is different than the pre-melon version of you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Efficiency Expert at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (CV8a5)
I think the first episodes of EMERGENCY! were about the experimental addition of paramedics to fire stations.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (Cnw+E)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 09:04 PM (lX8VI)
One of the things I came to understand of the people I know personally, who went to law school, is that they have a hard time with speculation.
Maybe that's not true of all of them, but it's been my experience, and whenever I talk about something that isn't certain, but starts to look, not just plausible, but likely, they get very uncomfortable.
I think that makes them more susceptible to believing official narratives, because it's the easiest thing for them to wrap their heads around: If someone wearing a badge or with a title says it, it must be true. Or something like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (eNYbm)
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 09:18 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 09:18 PM (qejsy)
I'm perfectly willing to be labeled a neo-isolationist or whatever. But wanting to engage only in wars of necessity, declared by congress as intended, and fought to win so that young men aren't asked to risk and give up their lives for nothing of value and national treasure is not reallocated to the military industrial complex (which is just a nice way of saying stolen from the people at gun point through taxation for the benefit of war profiteers) is not really isolationism. Our superpower foreign entanglements should be curtailed. We are not in a bipolar cold war anymore and our foreign and military policy should change to reflect the changed circumstances. If that's isolationism, then so be it.
Posted by: The USSR Fell More Than 3 Decades Ago at July 23, 2024 09:18 PM (bDO8y)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 09:18 PM (qejsy)
I know, right? Every time I walk into 5 guys...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 23, 2024 09:19 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 09:20 PM (Cnw+E)
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Because they're half black??
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 09:20 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:20 PM (v6JzV)
But what I don't understand is why "ringers lactate" isn't in every First Aid Kit.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 23, 2024 09:20 PM (Cnw+E)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The Doc sez I have a cantaloupe sized brain.
Also advised to wear a hat
Don't look at me funny
Posted by: Spiro Agnew Miklos, pointy headed intellectual at July 23, 2024 09:21 PM (XIkHl)
1:22 minutes; actually FN-style rifles [maybe full-auto capable but I think probably just semi].
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 08:32 PM (Nq2KV
Odd, Venezuelan poster, FN-FAL type rifles, but someone was cussing in Russian when it touched off. I think that was a remote controlled boat-bomb, not pirates.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:21 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:20 PM (v6JzV)
Syö paskaa!
Posted by: Finnish at July 23, 2024 09:22 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer
We try to avoid that.
Posted by: Salvation Army at July 23, 2024 09:22 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Gage and DeSoto at July 23, 2024 09:22 PM (CV8a5)
Also advised to wear a hat
Don't look at me funny
Posted by: Spiro Agnew Miklos, pointy headed
intellectual at July 23, 2024 09:21 PM (XIkHl)
At what stage of growth are we talking in regards to said cantaloupe?
As my ex always said, size matters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2024 09:23 PM (aPY1X)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 09:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Coconut is specific to filipinos as banana is to japanese.
At least that is what I heard 29 years ago in Hawaii.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 09:23 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 09:23 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I have been personally in-person INSPECTED and CERTIFIED
Posted by: Miklos is genuinely appreciate of thos who put me up, and put up with me at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BifBewalski
I used to ride in the back with the melons and 'maters.
didn't do me no harm
Posted by: Miklos, with a very red neck at July 23, 2024 09:16 PM (XIkHl)
I rode to the S.C. Farmers Market in the back of the truck too. Had chilidogs at the cafe and slept right there in the truck overnight. Had the best time ever for a kid. Used to chew Days Work plug tobacco just like the grownups.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Wales
Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at July 23, 2024 09:27 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 09:18 PM (qejsy)
I know, right? Every time I walk into 5 guys...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 23, 2024 09:19 PM (aPY1X)
Hooters is a lie, two times.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:27 PM (vsd0N)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:28 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 09:29 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Dr. Brackett at July 23, 2024 09:29 PM (I0OE7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 09:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
They're better than pronouns.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 09:29 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Eromero
I only did chaw when I worked at a place called Group Therapy in Columbia.
Helped to keep your wits about ye.
Posted by: Miklos was a kind of a bouncer at July 23, 2024 09:30 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 09:30 PM (p4NUW)
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Very good analysis.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 09:31 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Ben Had
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Wales
Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at July 23, 2024 09:27 PM (XIkHl)
No problem. I say that twice in every speech.
Posted by: Lame Duck Joe at July 23, 2024 09:31 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: A, E, I , O, U and sometimes Y. at July 23, 2024 09:31 PM (I0OE7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 09:31 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:31 PM (v6JzV)
I will make it to Corsicana in the next few years. I know this year and next year would be tough based on timing of life events, but it is a bucket-list sort of thing to meet so many Morons at once!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 09:32 PM (oxbo8)
A good conspiracy theory is just a case built on circumstantial evidence (which has the same evidentiary value as direct evidence). This is the norm in all kinds of cases, including fraud and conspiracy cases. Because wrongdoers don't tend to give big "yes, I ordered the Code Red" speeches in real life. So I don't think it's legal education that's the issue. It's that lawyers are credentialists and strivers, seeing themselves as being above the hoi polloi. (My take from 2+ decades of being one.)
Posted by: I Favor Conspiracy Theories Because They Keep Coming True at July 23, 2024 09:32 PM (bDO8y)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (v6JzV)
Followed by Basque?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 07:58 PM (aDfdT)
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The first time I became aware of such water pollution was when reading an Italian report about the River Po (Northern Italy) water contained ecgonine, the metabolite of cocaine, from all the cocaine users' urine. The Brazilian case is probably ecgonine if it's human waste or may be actual cocaine if it comes from 'factories' via the Amazon River.
Think how many drugs or their metabolites are in recycled water! All those birth control hormones .......!
Someone mentioned low birthrate?
The only good water recycling is via the clouds.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #43 at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (qfLjt)
They're just pander-ing to their customers. Besides, if they *did* serve panda?
There would be pandemonium!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:17 PM (eNYbm)
Ah, the Appeal to Authority combined with the Occam Fallacy.
What is the Occam Fallacy? I just made it up. A high regard for the "simplest" explanation is a rabbit hole to hell.
How many things in your life have been able to be explained by the "simplest" explanation?
Let's say you and your girlfriend grow apart. You know you were devoted and stayed devoted. This is hypothetical.
What is the "simplest explanation"? She developed mental issues which confused her about her priorities, she is naturally flighty and disloyal, or she's blowing some guy because she's attracted to his money? Let's pretend they are totally distinct possibilities. They're all pretty simple. But it's a stupid theory. The simplest explanation in that case would be the correct one, whenever we find out what the correct one is.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ummm
I am here, and will be here, every day.
The Bible is clear on the Honoring part.
I would like to hear your actual voice, though.
Miley has my number (I think she has everybody's number)
Posted by: Miklos, virtual attendee at July 23, 2024 09:35 PM (XIkHl)
Come stop by and see me and all of my kin
I'm Morgan ap Dafydd ap Gwion ap Hywel
Ap Ivor ap Madoc ap Rhodri ap Gwin
We'll feast you on mutton and harp for your pleasure
And give you a place to sleep out of the cold
Or maybe we'll meet you out on the dark roadway
And rob you of horses and weapons and gold.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 09:35 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:36 PM (v6JzV)
1:22 minutes; actually FN-style rifles [maybe full-auto capable but I think probably just semi].
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C
I love a happy ending.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 08:32 PM (Nq2KV
Odd, Venezuelan poster, FN-FAL type rifles, but someone was cussing in Russian when it touched off. I think that was a remote controlled boat-bomb, not pirates.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:21 PM (D7oie)
I like to think of it as an FN-FAL doing the work an AR15 can't do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 09:37 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #43 at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (qfLjt)
There is a new tech that uses an Aluminum alloy that absorbs moisture from the air, and will release it in a fairly fast rush when it is heated, and it can be condensed to liquid. The whole device is run off of a gasoline burner for heat, and I suspect the cooling system as well.
It is said to work even in desert conditions, and their goal was several litres of water per day.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:38 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: I Favor Conspiracy Theories Because They Keep Coming True at July 23, 2024 09:32 PM (bDO8y)
Hmmm, that may be so. I don't tend to see that as much as other professions though, and some of them are as credentialist as lawyers.
So maybe it's the practice, rather than the training?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:38 PM (eOvFz)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 23, 2024 09:38 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:38 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:25 PM (v6JzV)
Followed by Basque?
Posted by: Kindltot
Ono unwa ovlas eema anymoreya.
Posted by: Igpa Atinla at July 23, 2024 09:39 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 09:39 PM (kMo6R)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 09:40 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Moar bacon. Moar Wenches!
Make American Bacon Wenches Great Again!
Posted by: Miklos/Trump2024! at July 23, 2024 09:40 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: A, E, I , O, U and sometimes Y.
>I had a vowel movement early today after lunch. It was spectacular!
QWERTY, -sometimes I get confused.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2024 09:40 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Helena is the supplier, Jordan the distributor.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 23, 2024 08
Tee hee
Posted by: QAnon at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (nVpzb)
Posted by: Kamala's pimp in Town at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #44 at July 23, 2024 09:42 PM (qfLjt)
So maybe it's the practice, rather than the training?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:38 PM (eOvFz)
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A friend once said that when one becomes an architect, one also becomes an expert in wine, music, cars, etc... He didn't much care for architects.
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 09:43 PM (oxbo8)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)
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Berserker brought Taylor ham the last couple of years, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 09:43 PM (16NmB)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 23, 2024 08
Tee hee
Posted by: QAnon at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (nVpzb)
Rush Limbaugh followed AOSHQ.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:43 PM (LHPAg)
What is the Occam Fallacy? I just made it up. A high regard for the "simplest" explanation is a rabbit hole to hell.
How many things in your life have been able to be explained by the "simplest" explanation?
...
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (lX8VI)
I think that's something. If we take our current pResident situation, the simplest explanation would be the guy decided he wasn't up to the job.
Who really believes that's all there is to it? Why would anyone not begin to ask the questions, who made the decision, how did they coerce him, what role to Bobama have in it?
None of those are the simplest explanations, but it gets to the point where you have enough duplicitous assholes involved, simple won't cut it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:44 PM (7A8zV)
I still find no humor in it. Is she trying to be funny or stupid or what?
Or unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 09:44 PM (X96e+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 09:46 PM (v6JzV)
I'm kinda paranoid about losing everything I've worked hard on. Any recommendations?
Posted by: racial at July 23, 2024 07:30 PM (upYOc)
Spammer at 67!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 09:46 PM (kMo6R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 09:44 PM (X96e+)
Innocent and completely witless people are all unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 09:39 PM (kMo6R)
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I'm fairly sure SpaceX uses LOX and kerosene for all the first stages but ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue SS joke #45 at July 23, 2024 09:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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That's fine. More bacon for us!
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:47 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I'll look into it myself as soon as I can!
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 09:48 PM (oxbo8)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris brought her cackle to Milwaukee: "Good afternoon, Wisconsin! Ha ha ha ha!"
https://is.gd/MclYhC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 09:48 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Miklos/Trump2024! at July 23, 2024 09:40 PM (XIkHl)
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American Bacon Wenches have ALWAYS been great!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 09:48 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I volunteer to go deep undercover to solve this mystery....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 09:49 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Union Brit Miklos at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 09:43 PM (oxbo
Heh. I started reading old Playboys some time ago... there really are some interesting articles in those mags.
Anyhoo, the Playboy Man, it was a lifestyle promoted by the mag (and its advertisers, of course), that he was supposed to be an expert in those things. Along with shag rugs, waterbeds, and cassette tape players.
I assume there are plenty of those guys still around, who swirl brandy in big goofy glasses, smoke big stinky cigars, and insist records are superior to compact discs.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (5Jz1y)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 09:49 PM (D7oie)
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Spiceliner, eh? They should try using melange instead...
Posted by: The Spacing Guild at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (BpYfr)
Sometimes the J is pronounced almost like an i in some languages.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue The SS is a joke #46 at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Oldcat
Leftist Americans think there are thousands of high speed trains cross crossing the continent every hour in Europe. Reality is high speed trains are few and far between. They’re basically between close big cities like Munich and Berlin or Barcelona and Madrid. And for that yeah they’re a good way to get from A to B. But nobody is taking a train from Barcelona to Vienna. You fly that. Just like you would for a comparable distance in the US.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (nVpzb)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:47 PM (iZbyp)
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LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 09:52 PM (16NmB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I just called Darleen and asked for extra bacon when she gets off from the Hut.
Posted by: Miklos notes that true pros call it the Waffle Hut at July 23, 2024 09:52 PM (XIkHl)
Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
I’m ugly crying. I love her so much.
#Harris2024
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 09:52 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)
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Berserker brought Taylor ham the last couple of years, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 09:43 PM (16NmB)
Can you think of a better way to keep you in that cute apron for a little longer? lol
I'll be bringing it again this year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Lame Duck Joe at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)
Anyhoo, the Playboy Man, it was a lifestyle promoted by the mag (and its advertisers, of course), that he was supposed to be an expert in those things. Along with shag rugs, waterbeds, and cassette tape players.
I assume there are plenty of those guys still around, who swirl brandy in big goofy glasses, smoke big stinky cigars, and insist records are superior to compact discs.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (5Jz1y)
They couldn't break down a tire and patch a tube, couldn't set points, and couldn't butcher a hog.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (nVpzb)
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The most fun I ever had traveling by rail in Europe was going on a school trip to The Hague International Model United Nations. Lots of American and European students all converged on Cologne to board a train to the Hague. We had nine minutes to debark our current train, haul our luggage a few tracks away, and load all our gear onto the single train going that way. Along with 400 other students from all over Europe. Loads of fun!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 09:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (VwHCD)
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That's the best news I've heard in a while. I was afraid you weren't going to come this year.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 09:56 PM (16NmB)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:41 PM (iZbyp)
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Hey, now...I've also been a big contributor the past couple of years!
Brought "bison bacon" one year that was pretty tasty...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 09:56 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (LHPAg)
Well sure, and they thought Jimmah Carter was gonna save the world.
Look where that got him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:57 PM (5Jz1y)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2024 08:06 PM (xPl2J)
Damned shame. But he had a good run, I guess. RIP, John.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 09:57 PM (kMo6R)
I still find no humor in it. Is she trying to be funny or stupid or what?
Or unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 09:44 PM (X96e+)
When all you've got is stupid sentences by your candidate, you make stupid memes.
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 09:58 PM (5fDan)
https://tinyurl.com/yc79as5e
Posted by: Lame Duck Joe at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)
It's dizzying for me when I see them on those rooftops!
Posted by: Rex B at July 23, 2024 09:58 PM (5h/8D)
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I watch PornHub for the articles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 09:58 PM (L/fGl)
Look where that got him.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 09:57 PM (5Jz1y)
I wish I never admitted to voting for Jimmuh. Damnit I was high.
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: ...
Is there a generalized term for this that applies to all philosophical Razors? When someone treats them as a "Law" instead? I see it more with Hanlon's razor than Occam's. (Don't attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.)
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (DgGvY)
I'll go sit in the corner now. :-)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (iZbyp)
They're just pander-ing to their customers. Besides, if they *did* serve panda?
There would be pandemonium!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 09:34 PM (kQgoX)
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So Pandas cause pandemics?
Posted by: Ciampino - The SS is a joke #46 at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero
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Both my parents voted for him. Twice.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Ciampino - The SS is a joke #46 at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
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No, that's pangolins.
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (oxbo8)
https://tinyurl.com/yc79as5e
Posted by: Lame Duck Joe at July 23, 2024 09:53 PM (5fDan)
It's dizzying for me when I see them on those rooftops!
Posted by: Rex B at July 23, 2024 09:58 PM (5h/8D)
All those guys died from acute roof slope minutes later.
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (5fDan)
I'll be bringing it again this year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Oh holy fuck
NEXT YEAR IN CORSICANA
Posted by: Miklos actually bought a car for that specific purpose at July 23, 2024 10:00 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Eromero
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Both my parents voted for him. Twice.
Posted by: screaming in digital
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They weren't high, just Democrats.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 10:01 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 10:01 PM (MsrgL)
International intrigue on the level of a John of a crackhead prostitute.
I'm looking forward to a near-term IC and state department dossier.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2024 10:01 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Homeless addict at the library at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos
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Miklos, should you find yourself able to go THIS year, there will be a convoy leaving from SiD (Half) Acres with a seat reserved for you. I know you have many responsibilities. But the offer is there.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 10:02 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Armed=Polite
Posted by: the Book of Miklos at July 23, 2024 10:03 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 09:59 PM (DgGvY)
Yes excellent point. I don't know I should make a term up.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 10:11 PM (lX8VI)
You don't think every article you wasted your life reading about how "unpopular" she was, was just a giant sucking leech on your soul, do you?
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 10:12 PM (lX8VI)
@tradingMaxiSL
A Texas dad sold off his business and built a $51 million amusement park for his disabled daughter with free admission for everyone with special needs. It has had over a million visitors, with one-third of its staff with special needs
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