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Trump PAC Releases Kamala Ad, Burdening Her With What Has Been

He isn't positioning her for success.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:55 PM




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1 This has been a mad two weeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:55 PM (06nk1)

2 Duo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:55 PM (06nk1)

3 Dri?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:55 PM (06nk1)

4 Will go fetch

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:56 PM (06nk1)

5 Barry and Big Mike Obama have not endorsed Kamala.

Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.

🍿🍿🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 03:56 PM (IcuR4)

6 Deus Vult!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 03:56 PM (IJqrQ)

7 Trump's campaign staff is en fuego!

Posted by: Emmie at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Sf2cq)

8 Do Over!

Posted by: Little Barry at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Aqu9a)

9 She is toast and the democrats are just running with her to get her out of the way for 2028 to let gavin newsome run.


He will not let himself be the VP nominee.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (QNSds)

10 Bill and Hillary endorsed Kamala about two minutes after Joe resigned. Doesn’t seem to Be a coincidence

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (IJqrQ)

11 KamaLoL

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (sJHOI)

12 Unburdened, baby.

Posted by: Kamal Harris. at July 21, 2024 03:57 PM (VGOMa)

13 Perfect.
Paint her with the truth.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (J97jM)

14 OK, we're home.


Who needs popcorn?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (a1415)

15 This is how you know the pros are in charge. They had it ready to go. That ad wasn't made in an afternoon.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (xCA6C)

16 Kackling Kamala of Kalifornia baby!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (06nk1)

17 Biden's staff learned about his cancelling his campaign on X.

😁😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (IcuR4)

18 I'm slightly more concerned now that they're allowing Karmella to take the reins. They know she can't win, so I anticipate lots more political violence directed at Trump and Trump-adjacent individuals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (C38z1)

19 Mark Halperine said on Megyn Kelly (live streaming now) that it is going to be Kamala Harris but that the Democrats are trying to set up a fake "open primary".

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (9aVck)

20 Kamala knee pads seem to be the hottest campaign merch.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (IJqrQ)

21 I'm guessing we won't see Biden in public after August.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (PiwSw)

22 Ace!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (14URa)

23
Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.

🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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oh my god. (crunch crunch)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (lCaJd)

24 This is how you know the pros are in charge. They had it ready to go. That ad wasn't made in an afternoon.

Needs more cackling.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (rHxhM)

25 Bill and Hillary endorsed Kamala about two minutes after Joe resigned. Doesn’t seem to Be a coincidence
Posted by: Marcus T
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If Joe were a more decent person I'd almost feel sorry for him when he finds out he's been removed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (C38z1)

26 Game over, man!

Now what am I gonna do?

Posted by: Lame Duck Biden at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (Aqu9a)

27 Living in interesting times ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

28 Hillary/Kaine 2024

Second time's the charm.

And boy does she need charm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (06nk1)

29 She is toast and the democrats are just running with her to get her out of the way for 2028 to let gavin newsome run.
Posted by: Mister Scott

If she is the pres next why would she step down after 4 years.
Or are you saying 4 for Trump and then the Grewsome will run?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (J97jM)

30 Smaht

Wicked smaht -- pin all on her.

Let her deny she's a pigfucker.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (fV+MH)

31 Who needs popcorn?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
---
I'm going straight for booze.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (iZbyp)

32 Bill and Hillary endorsed Kamala about two minutes after Joe resigned. Doesn’t seem to Be a coincidence
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024


Huh?
Sounds like they were in the same time zone. That doesn't happen often.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

33 I wonder what promises Barry is making to Michelle right now if she agrees to replace Kamala and let him run things like he did with Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (IcuR4)

34 Fight, fight, fight

I think Trump knew *biden was toast. Had they succeeded in the assassination plot I think Kamala would still be their pick, but perhaps more assured of a win.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (Q4IgG)

35 Kamala is unburdened by that has-been.

~AoSHQ comment

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (lhenN)

36 I wonder if Biden even knows? Someone else with access to his X pulled the rug out from underneath him….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (xT8gx)

37 What a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (xJEPL)

38 Pulled up below:

I think I need a hug. . . . 😂
Posted by: Piper

Girl, Do you know who you are saying this to?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (5Seyi)

39 As bad as Potatohead is, who would ever have predicted that his debate performance would be so horrendous that it would take him right out of the race?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (15aOX)

40 Run Ho Run

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (fwDg9)

41 Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.
_________________

Cue the food fight on the convention floor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

42 Although they might just take him to that pretend White House they set up for filming and visitors (the one with the enormous teleprompter and the TV screen windows) and let him continue pretending.

Assuming he's not currently dying / being "treated" on a ventilator, of course.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (C38z1)

43 1 This has been a mad two weeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:55 PM (06nk1)

No shit! I'm still trying to reign my beer and ciggie consumption back to acceptable levels. Today apparently will not be that day either.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (14URa)

44 >>> 18 I'm slightly more concerned now that they're allowing Karmella to take the reins. They know she can't win, so I anticipate lots more political violence directed at Trump and Trump-adjacent individuals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (C38z1)

This, and/or Hillary! takes over after Kamala's totally unexpected demise.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (VavZF)

45
Mark Halperine said on Megyn Kelly (live streaming now) that it is going to be Kamala Harris but that the Democrats are trying to set up a fake "open primary".
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

=============

That is one guy I'm going to be listening to from now on. He called the date. In fact, 2way is starting right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (lCaJd)

46 FTR I am a dyed in the wool pessimist. I always expect the worst, because Fate is cruel and Luck is capricious.

YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

47 I'm guessing we won't see Biden in public after August.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

If it wasn't already obvious Joe hasn't been running the show I'd wonder about his ability to continue until Jan 2025.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (ftFVW)

48 Yay! Ace is here!!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (t/2Uw)

49 Most of you have probably heard Kamala Harris's supporters are #Khive on X...but did you also know there's a group of supporters that call themselves "the coconut gang".

I don't like the term cringe, but...sometimes it fits.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (OVQr9)

50 That is a great ad.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (c5Itv)

51 They could just Biden in that fake Oval Office and let him pretend to be President for a while longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

52 The Left has no good move on the chessboard.

They can only knock the board over.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (Gse2f)

53 There are only 3 outcomes for November.
1. Dems win

2. Dems steal

3. They keep power through military force.

That's it.

Oh they won't?

They stole an election already.
Nothing happened.

They jailed political opponents.
Nothing happened.

They prosecuted na former president at the state level. Two different states. And at the federal level. Two different jurisdictions.
Nothing happened.

They raided a presidents house.
Nothing happened.

There was an attempted assassination.
Nothing happened.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (bILdU)

54 I wonder what promises Barry is making to Michelle right now if she agrees to replace Kamala and let him run things like he did with Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (IcuR4)

Those two? Nah, too lazy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (w6EFb)

55 Dang.
Dropping an ad this quickly.
I think this is the first time Ive seen the Republicans being PROactive since the '80's.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

56 If Joe were a more decent person I'd almost feel sorry for him when he finds out he's been removed.

----------

They're not going to tell him, but his weekends at Rehoboth Beach will expand to seven days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (15aOX)

57 In her defense, she’s always been good at positioning herself for success.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (EXuhY)

58 Barry and Big Mike Obama have not endorsed Kamala.

Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.

🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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More chaos. Let's see who falls in line with the perceived Dem power brokers. What a whirlwind of a few weeks and it appears we will get more commotion.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (41CYW)

59 The humiliation Biden is experiencing from all this is but a down payment of what he owes.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (G8tt9)

60 There was an attempted assassination.

-

Wait, what? When did that happen? I checked the news today and there was nothing about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (C38z1)

61 Game over, man!

Now what am I gonna do?

Posted by: Lame Duck Biden


You can still trigger WW3 as a signature ending.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (rHxhM)

62 So I gather the strategy is to take Joe's failings, and make them Kamala's.


When in fact, they are/were The Handlers' failings all along. Kamala was always just a co-star in this ongoing farce.

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:02 PM (/7KEl)

63 No shit! I'm still trying to reign my beer and ciggie consumption back to acceptable levels. Today apparently will not be that day either.
Posted by: Peaches
---
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (iZbyp)

64 WWE Promoter: "Hey, I've got this great idea! Let's have our number one guy who has a lot of fans, get shot at, get up with a bloody ear and yell, 'See you at Wrestlemania!' "

"And, after that, his opponent, Clawhand McDimWit, drops out, because he's frightened of losing, while endorsing Crusher DeWimp!"

WWE bosses, "Hey, we need a little bit of reality. No way that'll fly!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

65 I wouldnt be so sure its Kamala.

This is a great way to run a losing campaign, just never reveal who it's going to be so no one can effectively campaign against you.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (wMRY8)

66 To see what can be, unbidened by what has been.

Posted by: Willie's side piece at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (14URa)

67 Willowed: doesn't matter. The democrats will win no matter what. That's still my position.

Posted by: InZona at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (qz1Fg)

68 BREAKING: Obama praises Biden for dropping out, stops short of endorsing Kamala Harris


It's happening!

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 21, 2024 04:03 PM (xPl2J)

69 I dunno. I like Sean Ono Lennon. He said "Guess we’re unburdened by what has been."

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (xjTDL)

70 The Left has no good move on the chessboard.

They can only knock the board over.


They've been trying to, but they keep missing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (xCA6C)

71 Would love to see an ad or series of ads themed "what would Kumala say about that" where they cue up a topic then just show her word salad. You though Joe was dumb... Kumala sez hold my beer.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (ftFVW)

72 Mark Halperine said on Megyn Kelly (live streaming now) that it is going to be Kamala Harris but that the Democrats are trying to set up a fake "open primary".
-
That's an excellent plan. Get the most unhinged people on the planet worked up for their favorite avatar for a month, and then disappoint most of them.

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (Dnobf)

73 So I gather the strategy is to take Joe's failings, and make them Kamala's.


The average voter is that stupid. A face that takes on all of the pathologies and dysfunctions of the Party is required.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (rHxhM)

74 37. I'd wonder if Biden was even still alive, except if he had conveniently died they would have loved to use that for the sympathy factor.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (wTs+0)

75 Old and busted: Muh Democracy!!!!!

New Hotness: Anyway.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (IcuR4)

76 Hillary endorsed Kamala and maybe wants to be the second strapon in the ticket.
I take it that Obama got shut out of the Jill/Hunter/Clinton process so is now taking vengeance.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (gKWVE)

77 Kamala should run on her incredible record of success closing the southern border.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (15aOX)

78 Looking a US elections from the outside, all I can think of is that scene in Gladiator where Russell Crowe shouts, "Are you not entertained?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

79 Posted by: Peaches

Peaches over there smoking down heaters like Matthew McConaughy staring at his phone.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (EXuhY)

80 To see what can be, unbidened by what has been.
---
LOL!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (iZbyp)

81 If Barky says Convention fight there will be a Convention fight.
The Ho is toast

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (fwDg9)

82 74 37. I'd wonder if Biden was even still alive, except if he had conveniently died they would have loved to use that for the sympathy factor.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 21, 2024 04:04 PM (wTs+0)

We've still got 3 months and change for that.

Posted by: The Hulkster at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (lg881)

83 So I gather the strategy is to take Joe's failings, and make them Kamala's.

Ah, the sin eater strategy. It's a bold move, Cotton...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (xCA6C)

84 I predict Joe assumes room temperature before the month is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)

85 X is full of tributes to that fine human being Joe Biden. What kind of world are these people living in if Joe is their definition of fine human being?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (bTLJS)

86 Biden will be the Dems' sin-eater.

"We've been trying to get through to him for years!"

-- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (15aOX)

87 >> I'm slightly more concerned now that they're allowing Karmella to take the reins. They know she can't win, so I anticipate lots more political violence directed at Trump and Trump-adjacent individuals.

I think violence is definitely on the menu. But I also think the real reason they took Joe out is because he was killing the down ballot races. He wasn't going to be the only Democrat facing an election in November.

I doubt Harris is going to be much better but maybe she helps some down ballot candidates a bit more than Joe would.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (LkLld)

88 Ah, the doomsayers have arrived. Why do they even bother? No matter what anyone says, no matter what argument is put forward, the end i near. We're all gonna die. Give up.The election is lost. So why the hell are you here?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (t/2Uw)

89 People mention Buttigeig as a VP.

Harris/Buttigeig would be the most incompetent duo since
Biden/Harris.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (JeYYB)

90 Heh. Trump (and company) can campaign well, can't they?

Interesting, Obama faction wants somebody else besides a black woman, Clinton faction going with the black woman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (Mlhrz)

91
btw, the D's will spin this as biden putting the "country first."

But it's obviously the Democrats putting the party first over anything else.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (ys6MS)

92 Clinton's endorse Kamala. Obama says open convention. All out war.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (pXeye)

93 It’s pretty insidious when you think about it. Democrats just removed the sitting president from the race, after he won the primary unopposed. Now they are going to select their candidate without a single vote being cast by the people. This is Stalin level stuff.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (IJqrQ)

94 The retard dropped out because funding dried up. This does not help them in the presidential race, they have already lost that; it is about money for saving house and Senate seats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (IbngB)

95 Willowed: doesn't matter. The democrats will win no matter what. That's still my position.

Beat the rush now and find your quiet place in the forest to suck start your 12 gauge. Experts agree that assuming that you will fail is the best way to motivate for a victory.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (rHxhM)

96 People mention Buttigeig as a VP.

Harris/Buttigeig would be the most incompetent duo since
Biden/Harris.

-

Guys, you want to win, not take it up the ass!

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (C38z1)

97 BREAKING: Obama praises Biden for dropping out, stops short of endorsing Kamala Harris
_______________

Who's positioning himself to be a power broker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

98 Kamala should stage a major speech where she goes all Kruschev on Biden's corrupt and sorry ass. It would be great.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (15aOX)

99 And yeah, Big Mike hates Jill at least as much as we do

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (gKWVE)

100 To see what can be, unbidened by what has been.
Posted by: Willie's side piece
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Well played.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (41CYW)

101
Yay! Ace is here!!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

=============

Fist pumps:

Ace! Ace! Ace!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (lCaJd)

102 Willowed: doesn't matter. The democrats will win no matter what. That's still my position.

-

Maybe.

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (C38z1)

103 Kamala definitely shores up the Democrat ballot, which is why this really sucks because I think the odds Trump gets a Republican Congress might have died today.

I think it's still Trump's race to lose, but Dems got a lifeline.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (wMRY8)

104 I agree with Jackstraw. Schumer was starting to worry he was going to lose the Senate big time, the end was near. Nigh?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (t/2Uw)

105 This is how you know the pros are in charge. They had it ready to go. That ad wasn't made in an afternoon.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (xCA6C)


Trump wrote a couple of books, and they are not as polished like those written by college professors, but he does point out the fundamental need for forward planning in case of things not going the way it was planned, that is planning how to deal with failure and reversals.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (D7oie)

106 People mention Buttigeig as a VP.

Harris/Buttigeig would be the most incompetent duo since
Biden/Harris.


The only transportation that has worked effectively in this administration is illegals across the border.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

107 The Ho is toast
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:05 PM (fwDg9)

“Just you wait! I have certain skills to change minds and lock up delegates. You can put that pallet of knee pads over there.”

~ Presumptive nominee Kamala

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (EXuhY)

108 Harris/Buttigeig would be the most incompetent duo since
Biden/Harris.
_______________

A consistent record of dismal failure, first on the border, and second in transportation. Can't miss.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

109 The Clitons know she will lose. Kalorama actually believes they can win.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (IbngB)

110 Ace, I like to think of the last week or so an AceOp (TM) just to get >1000 comments on almost every post. I can see you accepting the award now at the semiquincentennial sub-regional Smart Military Blog and Cardboard Delamination Gala.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (NMT5x)

111 Either your signature will be on this campaign resignation letter in 5 minutes, or your brains will be.

Posted by: DNC Commission at the WH earlier today at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Aqu9a)

112
Interesting, Obama faction wants somebody else besides a black woman, Clinton faction going with the black woman.


We need a faction that violently lobbies for the Gazan Tranny.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (rHxhM)

113 I only got the one term and I'm not busy. Just sayin'

Posted by: Jimmeh Carter at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (14URa)

114 91
btw, the D's will spin this as biden putting the "country first."

But it's obviously the Democrats putting the party first over anything else.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (ys6MS)

Yes, though putting "country first" would mean Joe stepping down now.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (lg881)

115 as for Joe being, like, alive for the Convention, I don't think the DNC want a microphone near Joe for that. Joe can pretend to be President and not show up.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (gKWVE)

116 BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

@thackerpd 50m
White House aides admit they found out first on @X

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (IG4Id)

117 Clinton's endorse Kamala. Obama says open convention. All out war.

Those two have been circling each other in preparation for a death match for a long time, but I just don't think the Clintons have the juice anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

118
Mark Halperin:

Harris could win by a landslide. She could also lose.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (lCaJd)

119 Harris/Buttigeig would be the most incompetent duo since
Biden/Harris.
Posted by: Seems Legit

At least they'd have common interests to talk to each other about, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (ftFVW)

120 She come up a little short.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (LHPAg)

121 Where is the "and so it beings" guy?

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (ZQUaf)

122 She is toast and the democrats are just running with her to get her out of the way for 2028 to let gavin newsome run.
Posted by: Mister Scott

If she is the pres next why would she step down after 4 years.
Or are you saying 4 for Trump and then the Grewsome will run?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM


No. I am saying kamala is going to lose in November and they are going to run newsome in 2028.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (QNSds)

123 I want Kamala's cocksucking lips to show me the way to prosperity and the promised land.

She is the shit, - fuck Hillary and fuck that tranny whore, Michelle Obama!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (2UBPP)

124 >So why the hell are you here?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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the recipes

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (/7KEl)

125 84 I predict Joe assumes room temperature before the month is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)


That's my take as well (see my comment #574 in the previous thread and #585 by bluebell.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (O7YUW)

126 54 I wonder what promises Barry is making to Michelle right now if she agrees to replace Kamala and let him run things like he did with Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (IcuR4)

Those two? Nah, too lazy.
Posted by: Miley

BO already did it once, and Biden's filled the office for almost 4 years, and has others do all the work for him. I don't think Big Mike is too busy for that kind of job,

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (OVQr9)

127 >>> 88 Ah, the doomsayers have arrived. Why do they even bother? No matter what anyone says, no matter what argument is put forward, the end i near. We're all gonna die. Give up.The election is lost. So why the hell are you here?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (t/2Uw)

What if I think the election could still be lost and yet insist that is *not* the end of things?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (VavZF)

128 Either your signature will be on this campaign resignation letter in 5 minutes, or your brains will be.

Couldn't they just threaten to withhold the drug cocktail that keeps him conscious?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (rHxhM)

129 LBJ at least had the balls to do this on tv in front of a national audience.

Posted by: huerfano at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (VGOMa)

130 117 Clinton's endorse Kamala. Obama says open convention. All out war.

Those two have been circling each other in preparation for a death match for a long time, but I just don't think the Clintons have the juice anymore.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)


You shut your mouth!

Posted by: Lanny Davis, tanned, rested and ready to be Hillary's Renfield at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

131 Vote for me. I am a puppet.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (J8LnB)

132 I'm guessing the Dems wish they hadn't gone with the DEI choice now.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (tTbnc)

133 White House aides admit they found out first on @X

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Oh dang. Then yeah, Joe or the Doctor Potato had no idea.

This really was Joe being taken down by the same people who shot Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (C38z1)

134 These are your typical Kamala voters...


Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition
Bunch of cyclists riding through Boston naked. Disgusting!!!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (TGPs7)

135 It'll be interesting to see how Karmella tries to distance herself from Puddin's policies.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (woPEM)

136 Couldn't they just threaten to withhold the drug cocktail that keeps him conscious?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


They probably have been for a while.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (IG4Id)

137 Democrats like Tester voted 100% of the time with Biden and Harris. Not sure how republicans don’t drive that point home, to further kill their chances of winning. While the idea is to try and GOTV at a level lighter than what Biden would have driven, I’m not certain that will happen. Nobody being mentioned is enough to do that.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (IJqrQ)

138 I doubt Harris is going to be much better but maybe she helps some down ballot candidates a bit more than Joe would.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (LkLld

Agree. This move is to get the base motivated. Look for THE MOST HISTORIC Dem ticket ever.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (c5Itv)

139 111 Either your signature will be on this campaign resignation letter in 5 minutes, or your brains will be.
Posted by: DNC Commission at the WH earlier today at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Aqu9a)


What was old is new again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (hOUT3)

140 I think Kamala is Obama's pick. He made the Clintons send out the support for Kamala and then he backed off to make it look like he was above the decision.

Scumbag politician always.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (ZQUaf)

141 @thackerpd 50m
White House aides admit they found out first on @X
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (IG4Id)


Holy fucking shit. So some mole got through the cordon, told Joe "sign this for free ice cream", and posted it

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (gKWVE)

142 but I just don't think the Clintons have the juice anymore.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

The Clintons have A LOT of money. Thats always good for buying the people you need. But we’ll see!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (EXuhY)

143 >>This is Stalin level stuff.

They had to kill our precious democracy to save it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

144 So why the hell are you here?

Shirts. All the guys get shirts.


Also bewbs. Mostly bewbs. Sometimes Pets and Food.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (Mlhrz)

145 Clintons endorse Kamala. Obama snubs Kamala.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (WZEhE)

146 Ah, yes, once again I have the opportunity to remind everybody:

Usually, when you call somebody a "political whore," you are speaking metaphorically.

Usually.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (tTbnc)

147 @AntiWuCoalition
Bunch of cyclists riding through Boston naked. Disgusting!!!
-

They're trying to get to the kid's playground.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (C38z1)

148 Flipped over to mslsd...Madcow was ecstatic...giddy, even.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (AwYPR)

149
The Clitons know she will lose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

============

Why would they endorse her?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (lCaJd)

150 I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral and that the next six months will be an epic case of life imitating art. In this case, Weekend at Bernie's. I put nothing past these people.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (14URa)

151 They must really dislike worm brain Kennedy.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (dIske)

152 Clinton's endorse Kamala. Obama says open convention. All out war.

Those two have been circling each other in preparation for a death match for a long time, but I just don't think the Clintons have the juice anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)
________________

What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

153 No. I am saying kamala is going to lose in November and they are going to run newsome in 2028.

I think somewhere in Project 2025 is a directive to put Newsome in prison.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (rHxhM)

154 White House aides admit they found out first on @X
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Some random person found the phone and posted it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (IbngB)

155 Since hearing the news, I am unburdening myself right now!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (ufFY8)

156 The only transportation that has worked effectively in this administration is illegals across the border.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

In other words, he succeeded at the single most important objective of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Sjg at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (aqZN1)

157 They're obviously still in shock the shooter(s) missed. It wasn't supposed to come to this, and looks like every man for himself now. Wild.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (pXeye)

158
Last week I axed a very interesting question:

What will the Democrats do when harris polls poorly? Will they replace her, too.

This is now harris' Trial Period -- her probation.

If she polls poorly in the next couple of weeks, she will Not be the nominee. If she polls well, she Will be the nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (ys6MS)

159 On the plus side, we'll get to hear a lot more from Kamala.

I hope the Democrats really unburden her and let her be what she has been.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (Q4IgG)

160 1 This has been a mad two weeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2024 03:55 PM
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It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (kpS4V)

161 Megyn Kelly live on utube us hilarious right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (ufFY8)

162 >>> 101
Yay! Ace is here!!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

=============

Fist pumps:

Ace! Ace! Ace!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (lCaJd)

Chuy! Chuy! Chuy!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (VavZF)

163 Flipped over to mslsd...Madcow was ecstatic...giddy, even.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (AwYPR)
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Did anyone check under her desk?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

164 Democrats like Tester voted 100% of the time with Biden and Harris. Not sure how republicans don’t drive that point home, to further kill their chances of winning. While the idea is to try and GOTV at a level lighter than what Biden would have driven, I’m not certain that will happen. Nobody being mentioned is enough to do that.
Posted by: Marcus T

_____

If you know you're going to lose, you're a lot less likely to even participate.

The Senate race in AZ had a chance to go to Kari Lake with Biden at the top of the ticket, but I would say that's gone now.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wMRY8)

165 I just woke up. Work midshift so I'm a day sleeper.

Anything newz worthy going on?

Heh...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (sAmhv)

166 I predict Joe assumes room temperature before the month is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)

That's my take as well (see my comment #574 in the previous thread and #585 by bluebell.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
____________

How would that help them settle the nomination?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (Dm8we)

167 The Clintons have A LOT of money.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (EXuhY)

That's what we've heard.

Posted by: Starving Haitians at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (14URa)

168 {150} I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral and that the next six months will be an epic case of life imitating art. In this case, Weekend at Bernie's. I put nothing past these people.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (14URa)


Zombie Joe crapping himself: Staaaaaains

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (O7YUW)

169
This has been a mad two weeks

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (63Dwl)

170 I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral

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I wasn't joking when I suggested that the pause in speeches at the convention was because news reached them that Biden was put on a ventilator to treat his 2020 version of COVID and that's how he would be removed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (C38z1)

171 The Clitons know she will lose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

============

Why would they endorse her?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



They want that party faction destroyed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (IbngB)

172 No shit! I'm still trying to reign my beer and ciggie consumption back to acceptable levels. Today apparently will not be that day either.
Posted by: Peaches
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: screaming in digital


You picked the wrong month year decade.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (DgGvY)

173 Kamala makes my balls hurt.

Posted by: Michael Obama at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (woPEM)

174 The ONLY ways Harris gets a landslide:

Trump dies (Heaven forbid). OR

Every state has mail in ballots only.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (JeYYB)

175 Yeah I forgot the shirts
I'm here for the shirts

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (/7KEl)

176 On the plus side, we'll get to hear a lot more from Kamala.

I hope the Democrats really unburden her and let her be what she has been.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (Q4IgG)
_________________

The significance of the passage of lucidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

177
This is harris' chance to show the Democrats (in charge) that she should get the nom.

She might blow it, yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (ys6MS)

178 When it comes to political infighting Obama had the race card to use against the Clintons and you can bet he thinks that card is still valid.

I'm betting on the Clintons show Obama that card is more than maxed out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (tT6L1)

179 What a shit-show. Maybe Trump should have waited until after the DNC convention to debate Joe, then they'd be stuck with him.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (uFHA9)

180 Commenting Present.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (sKZCy)

181
Flipped over to mslsd...Madcow was ecstatic...giddy, even.
Posted by: BignJames

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This is what bothers me. Dems fired up again instead of dispirited. At MSNBC they think Kamala is a great politician, a great speaker, a great representative. And you know the MSM will work just as hard and just as successfully to cover for her flaws as they did Biden's for 3.5 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (lCaJd)

182 >>> 152 Clinton's endorse Kamala. Obama says open convention. All out war.

Those two have been circling each other in preparation for a death match for a long time, but I just don't think the Clintons have the juice anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)
________________

What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

I won't be satisfied unless there is fire. I was promised fire at Columbia and there was NONE.

MAKE (YOUR OWN) THINGS BURN AGAIN, YOU LAZY FCKING COMMIES!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (VavZF)

183 Any statement from DOKTOR Jill yet? Has she chained herself to a radiator in the White House?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (iZbyp)

184 Where is the "and so it beings" guy?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2024 04:09 PM (ZQUaf)
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And so it beings.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks there are beings at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (3Fz6p)

185 When elected I will sign an executive order lowering the price of Blow Jobs to $10.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (15lwl)

186 17 Biden's staff learned about his cancelling his campaign on X.
____

So, the Afghanistan Strategy.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (qUkBO)

187 166 I predict Joe assumes room temperature before the month is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)

That's my take as well (see my comment #574 in the previous thread and #585 by bluebell.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
____________

How would that help them settle the nomination?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (Dm8we)

He loses all power to pay out to his delegates over the next 6 months...

So, those who can pay them get who they want...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (exHjb)

188 We're all gonna die. Give up.The election is lost. So why the hell are you here?

Some people like to listen to the band.

I have to admit, while I still believe they’re wrong, at this point it’s more of a religious faith than any conclusion based on reasoning.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (EXyHK)

189 It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (kpS4V)

And the clutch is out, all the gears are stripped and the engine just caught fire.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (14URa)

190 I definitely know I picked the wrong time to quit smoking

a lot of this would a lot easier to take with a carton of Marlboros at hand

damn it all

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (/7KEl)

191 This is harris' chance to show the Democrats (in charge) that she should get the nom.

She might blow it, yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (sKZCy)

192

Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (b+QiS)

193 I think the next key event is who is selected for Kamala's VP. I doubt she'll be the one who chooses that person. Whoever it is will be an important cog in the machine for the Democrats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (Q4IgG)

194 HTF could Harris poll well unless the polls are shit?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (JeYYB)

195 They're obviously still in shock the shooter(s) missed. It wasn't supposed to come to this, and looks like every man for himself now. Wild.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (pXeye)

And now Crowdstrike has entered the chat.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (c5Itv)

196 LBJ at least had the balls to do this on tv in front of a national audience.
Posted by: huerfano
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So Biden is the pussy they spend some much time talking about.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (41CYW)

197 Any statement from DOKTOR Jill yet? Has she chained herself to a radiator in the White House?
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (iZbyp)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (Aqu9a)

198 It doesn't matter if/when Biden dies. His death will be used to maximum sympathy effect. The media could easily keep that under wraps until needed.

Posted by: InZona at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (qz1Fg)

199 The delegates are 3800+ of Joe's best friends...b/c who else would you pick for a delegate?

Joe's best friends no money talks and BS walks...that's how Joe has always operated...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (exHjb)

200 173 Kamala makes my balls hurt.

Posted by: Michael Obama at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (woPEM)

And we have a winner!

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (14URa)

201 The Cashew is giddy.

Repete

The Cashew is giddy.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (fV+MH)

202 >>> 170 I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral

-

I wasn't joking when I suggested that the pause in speeches at the convention was because news reached them that Biden was put on a ventilator to treat his 2020 version of COVID and that's how he would be removed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (C38z1)

I would *really* love to know WTF that was about some day. You know it wasn't just some BS like an overflowing toilet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (VavZF)

203 167 The Clintons have A LOT of money.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 21, 2024 04:11 PM (EXuhY)

That's what we've heard.
Posted by: Starving Haitians at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (14URa)


Hey, Baby needs a new pair of shoes new Lamborghini.

Posted by: Jasper Clinton Mezvinksy at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (PiwSw)

204 What Hillary needs to do now is stage a conference with Kamala, Newsom, Buttplug, and Whitmer, and in the middle of it, have them all arrested by MPs.

It worked for Kruschev.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (15aOX)

205 To wit, there are 7 competitive House races in NY. 3 of those are potential “flips” from Dem to Republican. Dem’s even with all their unconstitutional gerrymandering are getting slowly moved out of those races due to Trump, who brings more down ticket than someone like Kamala. That’s just one example of what’s happening and how declaring a candidate in mid August is too little too late.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (IJqrQ)

206 >>>>>This is what bothers me. Dems fired up again instead of dispirited. At MSNBC they think Kamala is a great politician, a great speaker, a great representative. And you know the MSM will work just as hard and just as successfully to cover for her flaws as they did Biden's for 3.5 years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Gotta count on there being exceedingly few people who really believe she shoould be president.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (WZEhE)

207 At MSNBC they think Kamala is a great politician, a great speaker, a great representative.
_________________

Of course, up until two weeks ago they said that about Biden, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

208 All the Biden/Harris administration did was exactly what the left wanted them to do. Immigration, Climate Change, DEI, Abortion, LGBTQ. And it destroyed the country.
That doesn;t change no matter who they are trying to put forward.
I am still predicting the throwaway ticket of Kamala/Bootyjudge. Gets rid of both of them and the chance to try and win back the voters they disenfranchised with illegal immigrants.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (t/2Uw)

209 Jill's going Rambo in the Oval Office

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (IDphi)

210 I truly cannot conceive of living in a world in which Joe would be my definition of a good man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (bTLJS)

211 What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?

I'm thinking more like a Kirk v. Gorn thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

212 Trump PAC Releases Kamala Ad, Burdening Her With What Has Been



And so it begins ...

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

213 Doesn't have to be Kamala....dems have a deeeep bench...per Madcow.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (AwYPR)

214 >>And the clutch is out, all the gears are stripped and the engine just caught fire.


My God- they've stole the handle, and the train it won't stop going- no way to slow down

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (/7KEl)

215 I don't think the D's can parlay a sundown death into the sympathy bump nearly as well after they made him resign from the nomination. But I'm not the master of playing on human emotion that the FNM wing of the DNC is, so who knows. Perhaps they needed him out now, to have a shot at replacing Harris. They must know that Harris has all the appeal of HRC when people see and hear her.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (wTs+0)

216 194 HTF could Harris poll well unless the polls are shit?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (JeYYB)

She's black, Asian, young, and female.

How could she not poll better than Biden? She hits a lot of 1sts, which is sometimes all that matters for LIVs...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (exHjb)

217 190 I definitely know I picked the wrong time to quit smoking

a lot of this would a lot easier to take with a carton of Marlboros at hand

damn it all

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:15 PM (/7KEl)

That really explains a lot, Don, you freakin' eeyore. Just fire one up, we'll all feel a lot better.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (14URa)

218 Repent- the end is near

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (/7KEl)

219 I'd wonder if Biden was even still alive, except if he had conveniently died they would have loved to use that for the sympathy factor.
Posted by: PaleRider


"How can Trump ask Harris to debate her? She's busy taking over as President! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (DgGvY)

220 When elected I will sign an executive order lowering the price of Blow Jobs to $10.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (15lwl)

Price fixing never works without mandating supply.

Posted by: Count de Monet, armchair economist at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (Aqu9a)

221
Harris just announced she's running.

It still blows my mind that all this is happening because of one night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (lCaJd)

222 I want to see Obama and Bill Clinton in the Octagon.

Then Hilary and Big Mike.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

223 no = know - damn typo.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (exHjb)

224 It'll be interesting to see how Karmella tries to distance herself from Puddin's policies.

Close the border
Drill, baby Drill
Tell Zelenskyy the same thing that was told to Biden
Fire Mayorkas and Garland
Drop the persecution of Biden's political rival
Throw Hunter's ass into prison
Tell the various departments to knock off this DEI bullshit

I'm not seeing anything substantive changing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (rHxhM)

225 What if Jimmuh dies the same week as Joe??

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Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IcuR4)

226 Dems are ecstatic now because they believed Biden would lose. Wait until they realize whomever they pick will lose worse than Biden.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IJqrQ)

227 It is going to be incredibly awkward for the next few months with Joe playing president and his VP doing her best to distance herself from him.


I just hope Trump doesn't do many mean tweets. And by many I mean more than a billion.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (LkLld)

228 When Joe finds out he is no longer the candidate, I expect him to have a brain aneurysm caused by 500/300 blood pressure. I wonder how much white zombie drug powder they had to blow in Jill's face to get her to comply?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (Da7Vv)

229 Oops. Got left way behind.

I truly can't imagine for what. But very kind of you.
Posted by: TeeJ


As I remember it, you two pointed me in the direction of the red pills over five years ago.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (1ilEC)

230 Who's got the hot sauce?

Posted by: Archer at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IDphi)

231 My God- they've stole the handle, and the train it won't stop going- no way to slow down
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (/7KEl)

The Silverstreak gambit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (Aqu9a)

232 Breathe

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (/7KEl)

233 I sure am looking forward to many more speeches that sound like Bart Simpson making up a book report presentation on the spot without reading the book.

Posted by: Tom at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (8J80s)

234
"There ain't gonna be no "Hadasssa" in the White House."
-- fake "reverend" al sharpton, 2000

The only black racists hate more than jews is a fake black woman married to a jew with a jew running mate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (ys6MS)

235

I just got wood for the first time in 5 years!

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (YdEcD)

236 For no particular reason, here's that time Biden implied Obama was gay. Obama responded, but I think he doth protest too much.

https://tinyurl.com/mtd836pm

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (xCA6C)

237 150 I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral and that the next six months will be an epic case of life imitating art. In this case, Weekend at Bernie's. I put nothing past these people.
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM (14URa)


I swear I have seen at least Biden three body doubles, so the "art" is already in place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (hOUT3)

238 >>> 211 What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?
==
I'm thinking more like a Kirk v. Gorn thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

BAD Archimedes! You really want any of them to lose their shirt on national teewee?!?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (VavZF)

239 Although they might just take him to that pretend White House they set up for filming and visitors (the one with the enormous teleprompter and the TV screen windows) and let him continue pretending.
Assuming he's not currently dying / being "treated" on a ventilator, of course.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:00 PM (C38z1)


He may well have collapsed under the schedule, and they figured he wasn't going to be presentable anytime soon.
And DOCTOR Edith Wilson wasn't able to keep the inevitable from happening.

Biden and his family are toast. Someone has to take the blame, I suspect it was supposed to be Kamalol. And now its not.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (D7oie)

240 Obama is gonna push Wes Moore.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (aVudl)

241 People of the doom brigade should take a deep breath. The Dems are in absolute chaos. The old timers may be getting behind Kneepads, but the young hardcore left ain't just gonna shut up and sit down. Biden gave them everything they wanted. Any jury rigged new nominating process will be hijacked by one faction or the other. That is why the convention will be so crazy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (qejsy)

242 39 As bad as Potatohead is, who would ever have predicted that his debate performance would be so horrendous that it would take him right out of the race?

---

His past debate performances are just him rolling his eyes and smirking every time the opponents says something.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (b+QiS)

243 It was Good timing for Kennedy to get secret service protection...

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (l312u)

244 221
Harris just announced she's running.

It still blows my mind that all this is happening because of one night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (lCaJd)

2 - debate and failed assassination.

Deep State wanted Nikki...now they are looking for the backup D they want...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (exHjb)

245 This also helps the MSM as they can now shove the Trump attempted assassination coverage way into the rear-view mirror. The coverage was only helping him anyway. Can't have sympathy for Orange Hitler after all.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (sAmhv)

246 Jane my wish for years

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (fwDg9)

247 I would think that the dems want to wait as long as possible to name someone, so there is less time for dirt to appear. However, there would be less time to fill out ballots for people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (IbngB)

248 Not sure what an eeyore is but it doesn't sound good

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (/7KEl)

249 HuffPost
@HuffPost
Democratic Govs. Gavin Newsom (CA) and Gretch Whitmer (MI) are not planning to challenge Harris for the presidential nomination, CBS News' Robert Costa reports.
From huffpost.com
12:48 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (9aVck)

250 I wasn't joking when I suggested that the pause in speeches at the convention was because news reached them that Biden was put on a ventilator to treat his 2020 version of COVID and that's how he would be removed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (C38z1)


I am too dumb to understand this post.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (5AVMW)

251 HTF could Harris poll well unless the polls are shit?
Posted by: Seems Legit

I don't recall poles being in her skill set, But maybe she's been working on adding that to knee pads while she was supposed to managing the border.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (ftFVW)

252 That Vance announcement about not scheduling a VP debate, though hilarious trolling, is now prescient. Makes the Trump campaign look competent.

Posted by: InZona at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (qz1Fg)

253 Harris just announced she's running.

It still blows my mind that all this is happening because of one night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (lCaJd)

It Happened One Night II

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)

254 59
‘ The humiliation Biden is experiencing from all this is but a down payment of what he owes.’

I know this is asking too much but I’d love it if they made Biden give a speech at the convention endorsing the person that is nominated in his place.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (3wi/L)

255 Joke's brain officially died last week
The husk is going to hang around a lot longer

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (5MvGY)

256 Sen. coons from Delaware was on TV crying about Biden. 🤣🤣

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (kXX/F)

257
How could she not poll better than Biden? She hits a lot of 1sts, which is sometimes all that matters for LIVs...
Posted by: Nova Local

____

She'll outperform Biden, I have zero doubt.

Maybe Trump wins by so many it doesn't matter, but modern politics is just not that way. The days of a Republican winning 49 state landslides is over.

Even braindead Biden would probably win the popular vote and put it within a few points in places like Michigan and PA.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (wMRY8)

258 Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.

Other than the one where the voters decided, right?

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (1ilEC)

259 But is Kamalalaladingdong a natural-born citizen?

Posted by: SandyCheeks at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (VOtpV)

260 I better get a new bottle of scotch tomorrow in case a celebration happens

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (fwDg9)

261 Obama wants an open convention because he knows Kamala will lose badly. Enough so to hand Congress to Trump to dismantle Obama's legacy.

My bet is Hillary. No one else who has dreams of a career will take on Trump right now.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (Gse2f)

262 "How can Trump ask Harris to debate her? She's busy taking over as President! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Dang, you're right. I hadn't considered that little dodge.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (xCA6C)

263 We're just now coming into late afternoon there's plenty of daytime for events to fill it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (lCWOD)

264 It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:12 PM


Pfft. I predicted slightly less then two weeks ago that within two weeks, following crappy poll numbers, and donations drying up, that Brandon would be out.

I have also successfully predicted that commenters were not wearing pants on the Book Thread several times.

* takes Emerald-level Membership Card our from the glass case and gazes upon it admiringly *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (sKZCy)

265 225 What if Jimmuh dies the same week as Joe??

🍿🍿🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IcuR4)

Just more proof that God loves us. For now, it's still beer.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (14URa)

266 The Trump campaign needs to dump a huge amount of negative ads on her to solidify her negative ratings before she gets any traction.

Posted by: Strelnikov at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (LrEPG)

267 I need somebody whom has a Bigger Dick then my Hubby for VP. So with this in mind I have chosen Michelle "Big Mike" Obama as my Humping mate...... I mean running Mate...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (15lwl)

268 I'm a joyful doomer.

Your vote doesn't matter. They will steal the election. MAGA will say "Hey that's not cool" (again) and suffer through another term of hot dumpster juice as whoever they shove in augers this bitch straight into the ground....

Which is really the best case scenario. Do you want leftism held at bay for four years, or completely discredited and afraid to show its face again for four generations?

We're almost there. It's gonna get worse before it gets better. But take heart. They can't win in the end. They're too fucking stupid to consolidate their bullshit fake victories.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (BAEGB)

269 Harris just announced she's running.

It still blows my mind that all this is happening because of one night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:17 PM (lCaJd)
__________________

And some people say debates don't matter. Or that Congressional hearings don't matter. Biden and a clutch of former university presidents would beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

270 What if Jimmuh dies the same week as Joe??

🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IcuR4)

They'll have to hurry along the Sheila Jackson Lee funeral. Good to see you back commenting, dear lady.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (Aqu9a)

271 >>> 239
==
He may well have collapsed under the schedule, and they figured he wasn't going to be presentable anytime soon.
And DOCTOR Edith Wilson wasn't able to keep the inevitable from happening.

Biden and his family are toast. Someone has to take the blame, I suspect it was supposed to be Kamalol. And now its not.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (D7oie)

*starts looking for countries without an extradition agreement with the US*

Posted by: Kim Cheeto, lesbian space witch at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (VavZF)

272 Kennedy is going to give a presser. 5 pm

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (l312u)

273 258 Barry released a statement saying the Dems need to have a nominating process.

Other than the one where the voters decided, right?
Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (1ilEC)

-----------

The Politburo had a nominating process.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (15aOX)

274 >>>It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

>There is only one constant in every timeline; my ten inch boner! I'm hoping we can do this forever!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (2UBPP)

275 I think it's entirely possible that Joe's already gone carbon-neutral and that the next six months will be an epic case of life imitating art. In this case, Weekend at Bernie's. I put nothing past these people.
Posted by: Peaches

See the movie Dave - if it already hasn't started.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (VNX3d)

276 But I can still get all the blow I want, right?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

277 >>Kennedy is going to give a presser. 5 pm

Maybe Kate Hepburn is going to volunteer to be her VP.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (LkLld)

278 256 Sen. coons from Delaware was on TV crying about Biden. 🤣🤣
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM


You mean the guy who stood grinning like a loon while Biden sniffed and groped his young daughter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (IcuR4)

279 Liberal media goes into MELTDOWN: CNN's Van Jones cries and MSNBC's Rachel Maddow is speechless as Biden steps down

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (/7KEl)

280 My bet is Hillary. No one else who has dreams of a career will take on Trump right now.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (Gse2f)
_________________

My take exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

281 The Trump campaign needs to dump a huge amount of negative ads on her to solidify her negative ratings before she gets any traction.
Posted by: Strelnikov
___

The flip side, Trump needs Kamala as the nominee. Might want to sucker Dems into getting behind her first and keep your powder dry.

If Dems are able to put 2 new "fresh faces" in there, I think they could pull a rabbit out of their hat.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (wMRY8)

282 "How can Trump ask Harris to debate her? She's busy taking over as President! Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Dang, you're right. I hadn't considered that little dodge.
Posted by: Archimedes


Gah! I rewrote that once, and forgot to change the "her." I assume Trump isn't identifying as female. Someone fire my editor for me.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (DgGvY)

283 It doesn't matter if/when Biden dies. His death will be used to maximum sympathy effect. The media could easily keep that under wraps until needed.

Or a rolling Paul Wellstone Memorial

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (rHxhM)

284 What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?
==
I'm thinking more like a Kirk v. Gorn thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

Hilarious. Trump had the Hulkster, but the dem convention will look more like WWE!

I always preferred the WWF anyway.

Posted by: InZona at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (qz1Fg)

285 Did someone cut-and-paste the previous comment thread?

We're already at 300.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (d8zPm)

286 >>>>>I am too dumb to understand this post.
Posted by: SSBN 656

Brilliant literary criticism.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (WZEhE)

287 It still blows my mind that all this is happening because of one night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

You mean one bullet.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (IbngB)

288 All because of 1 night
That is actually funny how that house of cards standing for 3 1/2 years fell down.
This could hasten Sundowner on his way

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

289
And some people say debates don't matter. Or that Congressional hearings don't matter. Biden and a clutch of former university presidents would beg to differ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

============

Interesting, innit? I hope these crazy times upset some more conventional wisdom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 04:23 PM (lCaJd)

290 Whaddaya mean read the comment?
Roll Joe out and see if he waves to the cameras.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (QSrLX)

291 Pfft. I predicted slightly less then two weeks ago that within two weeks, following crappy poll numbers, and donations drying up, that Brandon would be out.

I have also successfully predicted that commenters were not wearing pants on the Book Thread several times.

* takes Emerald-level Membership Card our from the glass case and gazes upon it admiringly *


Pffft pffft. I've been predicting EXACTLY this scenario for at least 6 months.
*gazes bitterly at dogeared bauxite membership card*

Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (xCA6C)

292 Joey, Hillary dropped off these Medicinal Brownies for your health. They are Vince Foster's favorite.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (15lwl)

293 My bet is Hillary. No one else who has dreams of a career will take on Trump right now.

Or Kamala. Kamala's political career is over in any case if she doesn't win now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (uxCna)

294 Get ready for Harris beats Trump polls.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (l312u)

295 For kamala to have any chance she needs to deploy a self-imposed Cone of Silence upon herself immediately.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (OQSTL)

296 I have no issue with people being rational about the effects of fraud and the integrity of the vote.

Doomers, however, try to say all is already lost and your vote absolutely does not matter. If they wholeheartedly believed that, then talking politics would be a waste or their time. They would put their head down and get on with their own life, not try to smugly lord it over others with the "why can't you see what I see".
Posted by: Sjg at July 21, 2024 04:01 PM (aqZN1)


This was not addressed to me, but I want to respond.

When I say all is lost, it's because too many people put their hope / trust that good things will happen in the future. That, IMO, is asking to have your soul kicked in the teeth. Realizing that - at least in the political arena - voting at the national and, often, local, level is a waste of time at least lets you deal with disappointment because you already expected the doom.

I'm not here talking politics simply because I believe it's a waste of time (although I absolutely do), it's because it pains me to see so many people put on rose-colored glasses and then spend days or weeks moaning and moping because what was predicted to happen happened

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (Q0kLU)

297 I think a September debate could easily happen, the public would expect it. One was planned anyway

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)

298 If it's Kamala/Mayor Pete, that's a white flag.

Strange things can happen, I guess, but that's McGovern/Shriver, Mondale/ Ferraro territory. Worse maybe.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (pXeye)

299 Has anyone checked to see if Zelensky has shit his camos?

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (c4NPH)

300 >>> 250 I wasn't joking when I suggested that the pause in speeches at the convention was because news reached them that Biden was put on a ventilator to treat his 2020 version of COVID and that's how he would be removed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (C38z1)


I am too dumb to understand this post.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 21, 2024 04:20 PM (5AVMW)

During the final night of the RNC, there was an extended delay between one speaker and whoever was supposed to follow, to the point where Morons were speculating on what had caused the delay. MR is saying *his* speculation was that Donny Two Scoops and crew had been informed (or maybe discovered) that Brandon had assumed room temperature.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (VavZF)

301 270 What if Jimmuh dies the same week as Joe??

🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IcuR4)

They'll have to hurry along the Sheila Jackson Lee funeral. Good to see you back commenting, dear lady.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (Aqu9a)
Good to see you, Jane.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (LHPAg)

302 I like how a major American political party found a way to nominate a candidate without all the muss and fuss of actually holding a vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (15aOX)

303 I am definitely an Eeyore, but I'm just hoping for hilarious memes. Might as well have a good laugh as things crumble.

Posted by: InZona at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (qz1Fg)

304 The Dems are going to be as splintered as the French Parliament.

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

305 Beat the rush now and find your quiet place in the forest to suck start your 12 gauge. Experts agree that assuming that you will fail is the best way to motivate for a victory.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:07 PM (rHxhM)


Be nice, if you actually care the question is "so what do you see as the best preservation strategy for the individual and for conservatives as a political movement?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (D7oie)

306 People watched the debate and figured out that the MSM has been lying to them all along and then it began. What makes you think they won;t tune into a Trump/Kamala debate and see what we've known all along, that she's an idiot. Or tune into the Vance/? debate?
This is not 2020 when the Democrats controlled the media and Biden/Harris was an unknown quantity. Things were pretty good and it was okay to change horses. That is not the case now and millions are now tuning in to see what the hell is happening that is making their lives so miserable.
Dems made a big mistake making people tune in. Now paying the price.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (t/2Uw)

307 For kamala to have any chance she needs to deploy a self-imposed Cone of Silence upon herself immediately.
Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (OQSTL)

She has the right, but not the ability, to remain silent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (Aqu9a)

308 Murdering Joe and Mika should be fun tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (IcuR4)

309 Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug
Kamala Harris: All the likability of Hillary Clinton plus the mental sharpness of Joe Biden!
12:37 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (9aVck)

310 *starts looking for countries without an extradition agreement with the US*

Russia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (uxCna)

311 "Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (sKZCy)

312 Obama and Clinton minions want to be PAID for endorsement. It's a BFD . They want to be rewarded.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (l312u)

313

If Peaches is here I have to say HI too...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (YdEcD)

314 "Something happened." Let's flip all the cards and put lights and camera on President Joseph Robinette Biden so he can break the news personally. Time starts now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (QSrLX)

315 What if Jimmuh dies the same week as Joe??

🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (IcuR4)

Double State Funeral?....another first for Joe?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (AwYPR)

316 So my prediction of them substituting an animatronic Joe for the next debate, which shorts out and goes rogue on live teevee, proves worthless.*sadz*

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (kpS4V)

317 Let's see who is the first to publish a tell all book.

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (c4NPH)

318 272 Kennedy is going to give a presser. 5 pm
Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:22 PM (l312u)

Is he gonna say he's running for the D nomination at the convention?

That would be a 1968 redux move...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (exHjb)

319 Holy shit the next 4 months are going to be crazy.

I think I'm going to dust off any books on stoicism so I don't lose my mind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (JeYYB)

320 Show us the body.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (QSrLX)

321 Or Kamala. Kamala's political career is over in any case if she doesn't win now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (uxCna)
_________________

A good reason for her not to run. Getting buried in the general election would put her squarely into Mondale territory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

322 I'm so old I remember when ithe debate was a trap for Trump that he was a fool to undertake.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (7dP0W)

323 Harris/Kennedy 2024

That'd be fucking great.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (pXeye)

324 293. Exactly correct. She is either POTUS or Dan Quayle, a chump who gave up a lifetime senate seat to be a one term VP.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (aVudl)

325 >>> 268 I'm a joyful doomer.

Your vote doesn't matter. They will steal the election. MAGA will say "Hey that's not cool" (again) and suffer through another term of hot dumpster juice as whoever they shove in augers this bitch straight into the ground....

Which is really the best case scenario. Do you want leftism held at bay for four years, or completely discredited and afraid to show its face again for four generations?

We're almost there. It's gonna get worse before it gets better. But take heart. They can't win in the end. They're too fucking stupid to consolidate their bullshit fake victories.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (BAEGB)

*fistbump*

"Something that can't go on forever, won't. And then it's time for a Sri Lankan Block Party!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (VavZF)

326 270 Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM

I am waiting for Carter to shuffle off this mortal coil. I get a day off when a former President dies as the markets are closed on the day of the funeral.

Of course I wish President Trump a long and fruitful life. The rest of them.........blech.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (0XVad)

327 This all interesting but the nation is in danger with this dementia patient and his Marxist staffers running the place "unburdened by what was" for the six months.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (qejsy)

328 But is Kamalalaladingdong a natural-born citizen?

Old News, Obama already broke that barrier.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (rHxhM)

329 * takes Emerald-level Membership Card our from the glass case and gazes upon it admiringly *

Pffft pffft. I've been predicting EXACTLY this scenario for at least 6 months.
*gazes bitterly at dogeared bauxite membership card*
Posted by: Archimedes


Don't worry. There's no "Emerald level." That's a chip off a green glass Coke bottle from 1978.

But that doesn't fit on the card, so it says "Emerald."

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (DgGvY)

330 I do not know how they go back and have a redo when they already had a nomination process.


Also, Trump's got this and so do we! So... don't be sad sacks:-):-):-)

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (JOR6L)

331 Rick Santorum giving Trump advice on how to beat Kamala.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Lj4sw)

332 We're waiting.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (QSrLX)

333 Possibility of Kamala/Kennedy ticket?

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (ZQUaf)

334 Has anyone checked to see if Zelensky has shit his camos?

Z-Man is going to demand answers if Trump wins.

How dare the American people elect someone that he doesn't approve of!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (uxCna)

335 66...To see what can be, unbidened by what has been.

That right there is a winner.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Rbu5d)

336 >>Has anyone checked to see if Zelensky has shit his camos?

Zman knows which way the wind is blowing.

@ZelenskyyUa
I spoke with
@realDonaldTrump
to congratulate him on the Republican nomination and condemn the shocking assassination attempt in Pennsylvania. I wished him strength and absolute safety in the future.

I noted the vital bipartisan and bicameral American support for protecting our nation's freedom and independence.

Ukraine will always be grateful to the United States for its help in strengthening our ability to resist Russian terror. Russian attacks on our cities and villages continue every day.

We agreed with President Trump to discuss at a personal meeting what steps can make peace fair and truly lasting.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (LkLld)

337 308 Murdering Joe and Mika should be fun tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (IcuR4)

-------------

"This Joe Biden IS THE BEST BIDEN EVER!!!"

Stupid apparatchik shill for the Regime.

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (15aOX)

338
This is a pretty good line of attack.

There probably isn't a single big name Democrat that hasn't publicly told us that Biden was smart as a whip or some such nonsense over the last few month.

The "they lied to you before, why trust them now" approach is perfect, as well as-

the "They lied to you because they wanted to keep Biden's horrible border, energy, and working family destroying policies in place" is also a good way to go.

They made money while your family suffered. - easy to show these clowns' incomes got bigger as Americans suffered.

Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (eDfFs)

339 she yelled at me

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

340 311 "Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (sKZCy)

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I mean this from the bottom of my heart and with all sincerity, fuck Barack Obama.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (JeYYB)

341 "Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (sKZCy)
_____________

"And, in conclusion, blah blah blah, and blah."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

342 MR is saying *his* speculation was that Donny Two Scoops and crew had been informed (or maybe discovered) that Brandon had assumed room temperature.

-

Minor correction

That was right when Joe had been declared to have once again gotten covid, and my thought was they'd either give him the deadly 2020 treatments to kill him or keep him on the ventilator until they figured out what to do.

But yeah, it wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that poor uncle Joe had to be treated for COVID

Posted by: Moron Robbie won't say I told you so about the tranny at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (xdKSm)

343 Don't underestimate what just happened.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (l312u)

344 Exactly correct. She is either POTUS or Dan Quayle, a chump who gave up a lifetime senate seat to be a one term VP.

Two pretty good pension packages.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (rHxhM)

345 I like how a major American political party found a way to nominate a candidate without all the muss and fuss of actually holding a vote.

And their billionaire donors found a way to get rid of the candidate the voters did nominate.

Hey, I thought the Democrats were the party of the small-dollar ActBlue donors...? (I know, I know- thanks to credit-card verification being turned off)

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (1ilEC)

346 Hmmmmm, will there be riots both inside and outside the Democratic National Convention?

(goes to check popcorn supply)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (0XVad)

347 I mean this from the bottom of my heart and with all sincerity, fuck Barack Obama.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (JeYYB)
__________________

"I'm on it!"

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (YqDXo)

348 I think dropping out of the campaign and remaining President was worst case scenario for Dems. Because it doesn't resolve the succession issue. It leaves Kamal swinging in the wind.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (7dP0W)

349 Your vote doesn't matter. They will steal the election. MAGA will say "Hey that's not cool" (again) and suffer through another term of hot dumpster juice as whoever they shove in augers this bitch straight into the ground....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 04:21 PM (BAEGB)

=====

I'm laughing way too hard at "Hey that's not cool" because it's so true.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (16NmB)

350 * takes Emerald-level Membership Card our from the glass case and gazes upon it admiringly *

Pffft pffft. I've been predicting EXACTLY this scenario for at least 6 months.
*gazes bitterly at dogeared bauxite membership card*
Posted by: Archimedes

Don't worry. There's no "Emerald level." That's a chip off a green glass Coke bottle from 1978.

But that doesn't fit on the card, so it says "Emerald."
Posted by: mikeski

Just don't blow across the talc membership card. It will blow away as dust.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (VNX3d)

351 so, I couldn't find the song about falling out of a coconut tree but I found this one, which has a ukelele

so in honor of Kamalol, who likes to laugh too

https://youtu.be/dnTSjVz6ok0

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (D7oie)

352 Now, she's voting for Trump...


Amish Woman recreates the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's Thunderstruck Routine Flawlessly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ6wqZIplG8

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (TGPs7)

353 I like how a major American political party found a way to nominate a candidate without all the muss and fuss of actually holding a vote.
Posted by: Cicero

Especially given the DemCong freakout over not having Biden as their 'official' candidate by some States' deadlines yet... why didn't Joe just 'endorse' someone else.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (cOq4q)

354 We agreed with President Trump to discuss at a personal meeting what steps can make peace fair and truly lasting.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (LkLld)

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FFS, I hope Trump, at the end of that meeting, says "not another dime and now you will blow me."

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (JeYYB)

355 We're waiting.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (QSrLX)

Take on me
Take me on . . .

Posted by: Trump A-Ha at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (Aqu9a)

356 I mean this from the bottom of my heart and with all sincerity, fuck Barack Obama.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (JeYYB)
---

Not even with Big Mike's dick!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (kpS4V)

357 Now that we are now Here.. Ehem.. (was there a nood?)

Here are the Trump Fights! shirts:

https://tinyurl.com/25kehwdv - Hoodie!
https://tinyurl.com/23zxaulz - Premium t-shirt
https://tinyurl.com/2d2wcvy9 - Tote bag
https://tinyurl.com/24mmvxvm - Long Sleeve t
https://tinyurl.com/2d8e3db6 - reg t-shirt

Posted by: catman at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (4HMlb)

358 PDT's campaign new he would drop out which is why this ad was ready to go and they didn't schedule a veep debate with Harris. It will be Harris against PDT, the big question is the veep slot. They need a strong contender.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (8NwfY)

359 I think I'm going to dust off any books on stoicism so I don't lose my mind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:27 PM (JeYYB)

----------

I'm going full-bore Epicureanism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (15aOX)

360 I'm so old I remember when ithe debate was a trap for Trump that he was a fool to undertake.
Posted by: blaster
__

I think it was. I believe Dems purposely wanted an early debate as a field test so they still had time before signing on the dotted line.

This is not a positive development that Biden is out. Dems have been shoving him out because they know Biden would have been a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (wMRY8)

361 This is not going to be easy, and all the polling done so far is now irrelevant. Even vis-a-vis kramala.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (l312u)

362 Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama
***

I wonder if he kept a straight face when he wrote this?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (W/lyH)

363 By dropping out and ending his political career, Joe 'got away with it'


he'll never have to answer questions about influence-peddling

he'll just be allowed to leave

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (/7KEl)

364 Of course I won't be watching, but it will be funny to see Joey shuffle out to Benny Hill music at the convention to his hero applause.

I am just wondering if it is day one or two.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (Mlhrz)

365 Nice, Hit hafd and keep hitting

Posted by: Picric at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (13tTk)

366
Many years ago I said human civilization peaked on July 20, 1969.

How fitting these developments are occurring on the 55th anniversary of the last time Man will have done something great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (ys6MS)

367 matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (sKZCy)

LOL.

Shut up, gay cocksucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (ufFY8)

368 Has anyone been polling head to head Trump v Kennedy? I can't find it.

It seemed so far out of bounds up to today I doubt any one polled it.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (ZQUaf)

369 a country committed to old-fashioned values

...and in conclusion, hit the showers, Joe!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (1ilEC)

370 Hmmmmm, will there be riots both inside and outside the Democratic National Convention?

It would be a lot cooler if there were.

Posted by: Wooderson at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (Aqu9a)

371 Bianca whatever on Newsmax just cut off Santorum when he said 'don't underestimate the media' meaning the bullshit coming down the pike. Bianca is a media people.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (LHPAg)

372
What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown at the Dem convention?

I'm thinking more like a Kirk v. Gorn thing.
Posted by: Archimedes


They found sulphur on Mars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

373 It's alright, but it's not a great TV ad.

The best way to attack Kamala is to show her talking off the cuff, not with prepared speeches in staged events. Show her unhinged and moronic rhetoric, her vapid nonsense answers, and her off-putting cackle when she's backed into a corner.

The way to attack Kamala is with Kamala.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 21, 2024 04:31 PM (pZ0Mr)

374 So are burdened or unburdened?

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (c4NPH)

375 she yelled at me
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

=====

Who.did?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (16NmB)

376 Pffft pffft. I've been predicting EXACTLY this scenario for at least 6 months.
*gazes bitterly at dogeared bauxite membership card*
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM


I've never seen any of your predictions regarding clothing, or the lack thereof, regarding the Book Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (sKZCy)

377 The speed with which this is happening makes me think Joe is already dead.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (kpS4V)

378 “ Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (Q0kLU)”

Oh come now. You don’t give yourself nearly enough credit for being the obvious concern trolling, Democrat Party ball warmer you are. I mean, you do realize people read and remember the things you have written- right?

Posted by: Lurkatic at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (/N9sG)

379 a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."
-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Duncanthrax


"Well, once they're born, and live a few days, I mean."
-- also Barack Obama

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (DgGvY)

380 Jill walks downstairs with a gun in her hand, saying: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr DeMille".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (IbngB)

381 I thin the Republicans have to pound the fact that harris knew biden was incompetent from Day 1 and getting worse. She lied about that and was complicit in hiding this from the public. Shit she should be charged with a crime

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (SHAib)

382 346 Hmmmmm, will there be riots both inside and outside the Democratic National Convention?

(goes to check popcorn supply)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (0XVad)


Not according to us.

Posted by: The Regime Media at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

383 PDT's campaign new he would drop out which is why this ad was ready to go and they didn't schedule a veep debate with Harris.
_______________

I bet they have hit pieces ready on Newsom, and possibly Whitmer too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

384 When elected I will sign an executive order lowering the price of Blow Jobs to $10.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (15lwl)


Now that's a campaign promise I can support!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (Q0kLU)

385 Kamala/Newsom 2024

Because sucking cock is to DEI for!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (2UBPP)

386 >>> 342 MR is saying *his* speculation was that Donny Two Scoops and crew had been informed (or maybe discovered) that Brandon had assumed room temperature.

-

Minor correction

That was right when Joe had been declared to have once again gotten covid, and my thought was they'd either give him the deadly 2020 treatments to kill him or keep him on the ventilator until they figured out what to do.

But yeah, it wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that poor uncle Joe had to be treated for COVID
Posted by: Moron Robbie won't say I told you so about the tranny at July 21, 2024 04:28 PM (xdKSm)

Heh, fair enough. If it was the vent, well, it *could* happen to a nicer guy, namely SCIENCE! himself 'Doctor' Fauci, and his buddy whatshisname too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (VavZF)

387 239
He may well have collapsed under the schedule, and they figured he wasn't going to be presentable anytime soon.
And DOCTOR Edith Wilson wasn't able to keep the inevitable from happening.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:19 PM (D7oie)


My quatloos are on this. Joe looked near-death getting on/off AF1 Wednesday afternoon and night. He got to Delaware Wed night. He's been incommunicado at the beach house since. I believe the Handlers' post-debate plan to put Joe in public as much as possible to prove Joe is strong and sharp as a tack backfired. It ran Joe out of gas. His private quack doctor finally put on his big boy doctor pants. Late Saturday he knew Joe was still physically and mentally exhausted after 3 days rest. He told Jill that Joe will not be able to do out-of-DC campaign events or much of anything in public for quite a while. Joe finis.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (5fDan)

388 >>FFS, I hope Trump, at the end of that meeting, says "not another dime and now you will blow me."

I think his Vice President pick should answer that concern.

Ukraine was ground zero for the Russia collusion hoax and Trump knows it. He did not support expanding NATO into Ukraine and that was central to the reason they tried taking him out.

Trump wants a negotiated peace deal between Ukraine and Russia and to be done with that scam.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (LkLld)

389 Wait is Biden still POTUS?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (Ka3bZ)

390 346 Hmmmmm, will there be riots both inside and outside the Democratic National Convention?

(goes to check popcorn supply)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (0XVad)
________________

I'm betting - and hoping - yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

391 The basement is not sufficient. Credibility is zero, nil, the null set, nothing, not there, nonexistent. Not even fumes or a shadow. Clean out your desk, leave your keys and name tag.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (QSrLX)

392 There was a poll recently that said a hypothetical Harris - Trump matchup Trump was up 4-5 pts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (qejsy)

393 Realizing that - at least in the political arena - voting at the national and, often, local, level is a waste of time at least lets you deal with disappointment because you already expected the doom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:24 PM (Q0kLU)

This is blatantly false. Florida alone is a sufficient counter point.

Doomers who lack confidence in winning, but continue spewing "nothing matters, all is lost" are just trying to satisfy their own ego because they want to say "I told you so" in the even of a loss. They have also been turned into tools, with or without realizing it, to decrease enthusiasm and depress turnout.

Posted by: Sjg at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (aqZN1)

394 The flip side, Trump needs Kamala as the nominee. Might want to sucker Dems into getting behind her first and keep your powder dry.

This. I don't want Witchmer to get the nom. Having to see her on tv constantly would put me off my feed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (0Htd1)

395 not you

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (/7KEl)

396 81 If Barky says Convention fight there will be a Convention fight.
The Ho is toast’

I don’t agree. Kamala is Obama’s girl. He may do a sham open convention so the demotards think things are being done fair. Then rig it for Harris.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 21, 2024 04:34 PM (3wi/L)

397 389 Wait is Biden still POTUS?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (Ka3bZ)

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Yes until January 20, 2025. Or until he dies, whichever comes sooner.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (JeYYB)

398 Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama



This fag is an impressive liar. All flowery and shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

399 The speed with which this is happening makes me think Joe is already dead.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (kpS4V)


Yep. All the Adderall killed him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (IcuR4)

400
I am too dumb to understand this post.


Ventilators killed people with Covid, or have you forgotten that fact from 2020?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Da7Vv)

401 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”

Well. That should be interesting.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Ki+GJ)

402 Posted by: Duncanthrax

You know what I had last night? Bats. My backyard butts up against wooded conservation land, bugs. But not with my boys on the hunt.

I sit on my patio bug free while the flying mice do their thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (LkLld)

403 They couldn't even trust him to make this announcement in person.
He must be in serious shape because I was sure he would last til Friday after Jill got to do the fundraiser in Paris. Wonder if that is still on. By the way, the Olympics start at the end of the week and last into August right around when the Dem convention is supposed to start.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (t/2Uw)

404 I think I'm going to dust off any books on stoicism so I don't lose my mind.
Posted by: Seems Legit

I'm going full-bore Epicureanism.
Posted by: Cicero


* looks around *

I see no way out of this without going full-bore Dadaist. Now I'm going to knit a leash for my cactus and take it for a walk.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (DgGvY)

405 401 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”

Well. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Ki+GJ)

----

Isn't that the perfect example of "Who do I have to blow to get this job?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (JeYYB)

406 >>> 389 Wait is Biden still POTUS?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (Ka3bZ)

Yes.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (VavZF)

407 "Not sure what an eeyore is but it doesn't sound good"

Someone that finds a cloud around the silver lining.

A black piller.

You are gonna die no matter what/when/how/why/ and who does it to you.

Yer dead meat sucker!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (89Sog)

408 He always could resign for heath reasons or be proved he is mentally incapable to fulfill his duty

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

409 Well, Kamala isn't really "running", in the sense that NO votes have been cast for her in this primary cycle. Just like last time.

And yet, she became vice president.

If I were a Democrat voter, I would be pissed that someone was able to "deem" themselves the nominee without a proper primary fight.

But they will all shut up and fall in line - after all, who is going to say publicly that they don't want a black woman running for president?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (SRRAx)

410 The Dem convention is only one month away and all is in flux. Lady Discordia laughs!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (kpS4V)

411 I read Biden was down 7 in MI

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (xjTDL)

412 I think dropping out of the campaign and remaining President was worst case scenario for Dems. Because it doesn't resolve the succession issue. It leaves Kamal swinging in the wind.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (7dP0W)

A feature, not a bug - President Doctor Jill

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (c5Itv)

413 384 When elected I will sign an executive order lowering the price of Blow Jobs to $10.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 04:14 PM (15lwl)

Now that's a campaign promise I can support!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (Q0kLU)

------------

*supplied through federal blowjob program only

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (15aOX)

414 Any poll before today focusing on Trump v Harris is immaterial.

Pollsters talk to people, and when they get people to say "Trump > Biden" they will naturally default to "Trump > Biden's running mate"

Now that Harris is (the presumptive) nominee, she will be viewed by the general public in a different light. Right or wrong, she will be viewed as Trump's equal, which she wasn't before.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (pZ0Mr)

415 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”

Well. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T

I wonder what her definition of "earn" is.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (ftFVW)

416
Be nice, if you actually care the question is "so what do you see as the best preservation strategy for the individual and for conservatives as a political movement?"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (D7oie)

Not whining and getting out and working for what you want is a start. They tried to shoot our guy dead just last week AND THEY FAILED.

If circumstances are making you feel powerless, get off your a** And do something about it, go out and volunteer. Make phone calls drop off flyers. Do whatever but don't do nothing and then whine.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (JOR6L)

417 also my pessimism is an outgrowth of clinical depression, not some desire to say 'I told you so'

I take pills for it

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (/7KEl)

418 By dropping out and ending his political career, Joe 'got away with it'


he'll never have to answer questions about influence-peddling

he'll just be allowed to leave
Posted by: Don Black
___

yep, he leaves without accountability.

I wanted the fucker badly beat in the election.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (wMRY8)

419 Ventilators killed people with Covid, or have you forgotten that fact from 2020?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Da7Vv)
_______________

Kinda the other way around. Ventilators are a last recourse for people most likely on the way out, Covid notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

420 I don't see how they keep RFK Jr. out.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (cO3tk)

421 Anyway..

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (/7KEl)

422 "I'm on it!"

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 21, 2024 04:29 PM (YqDXo)

Stay out of the water.

Posted by: Tarafi Campbell at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (14URa)

423 One can hope this decision tares his brain apart

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

424 What odds can I get that Biden is already taking a dirt nap?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (Da7Vv)

425 Now, she's voting for Trump...


Amish Woman recreates the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's Thunderstruck Routine Flawlessly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ6wqZIplG8
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 04:30 PM (TGPs7)


So awesome! I need to work on my routine; she definitely has me beat.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (YDB6U)

426 Dee-BATE! Dee-BATE!

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (MX0bI)

427 When Kamala states she’s “unburdened by what has been”, does that mean she took Biden for a boat ride and tossed him overboard with the anchor?

I’m just trying to understand the attempt at a metaphor.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (Ki+GJ)

428 >>> 403 They couldn't even trust him to make this announcement in person.
He must be in serious shape because I was sure he would last til Friday after Jill got to do the fundraiser in Paris. Wonder if that is still on. By the way, the Olympics start at the end of the week and last into August right around when the Dem convention is supposed to start.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (t/2Uw)

I sure hope the IOC will add chair-throwing to the 2028 Summer Games.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (VavZF)

429 "Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life."

-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:26 PM (sKZCy)

Gotta admit, Barry puts the gas in gaslighting. Your primary vote is hereby nullified for reasons of expediency and the lack of fatcat campaign contributions. Stay tuned for our new and improved nomination "process", serfs.

Posted by: mrp at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (rj6Yv)

430
I bet they have hit pieces ready on Newsom, and possibly Whitmer too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

Newsome just committed national political suicide by signing that anti-parent no notification bill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (S6gqv)

431 Right now, I'm just hoping that any Morons in the greater Chicago area are out of town during the DNC Riots -- er, Convention.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (VNX3d)

432 Ha, Megyn is saying some states cannot remove Biden from the ballot.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (ufFY8)

433 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”

Well. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Ki+GJ)


In the Primary 2020, what did she earn? 2%?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (SHAib)

434 Jill has to keep Joe alive until January. It's going to take a while to pack up all the WH silver and other valuables and get them to Delaware.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (IcuR4)

435 >I wanted the fucker badly beat in the election.

Posted by: Blago

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yep, I wanted to watch that too

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (/7KEl)

436 But they will all shut up and fall in line - after all, who is going to say publicly that they don't want a black woman running for president?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (SRRAx)
_________________

Me!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (YqDXo)

437 Wait is Biden still POTUS?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

"""Yes."""
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill


FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (DgGvY)

438 African or European unburdened swallow?

Posted by: Kamala at the Monty Python Bridge at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (1ilEC)

439
The rabbit kicked the bucket!
The rabbit kicked the bucket!
The rabbit kicked the bucket!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (2UBPP)

440 Was that campaign message produced by the ghost of Lee Atwater?

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (LHPAg)

441 My wife showed me a meme from fer BFF, a Democrat.

It said "don't interrupt me I'm busy watching "America: The Final Season"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (qe4hK)

442 I sure hope the IOC will add chair-throwing to the 2028 Summer Games.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (VavZF)

LOL!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (14URa)

443 236 For no particular reason, here's that time Biden implied Obama was gay. Obama responded, but I think he doth protest too much.

https://tinyurl.com/mtd836pm
Posted by: Archimedes at July 21, 2024 04:18 PM (xCA6C)


Wow, that video looks like it's from 1978. That was a good zing by Bribem. Funny how it was cool that Obama was a transphobe then. I just don't get libs...

Oh, and he did say Big Mike got tested too, so phwew!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (NMT5x)

444 When Kamala states she’s “unburdened by what has been”, does that mean she took Biden for a boat ride and tossed him overboard with the anchor?

I’m just trying to understand the attempt at a metaphor.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (Ki+GJ)

Unburdened = I don't give a shit

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (W/lyH)

445 Obama - not at all gay. Manly man.

https://tinyurl.com/48m5hftu

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (lCWOD)

446 Will they try to have Kumala do a basement campaign?
Or will she blow that too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (J97jM)

447 Now that's a campaign promise I can support!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

------------

*supplied through federal blowjob program only
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So all the blowjobs are provided by Sam Brinton and part of a work release program?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (ftFVW)

448 I wonder what her definition of "earn" is.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (ftFVW)
----

She's waiting for the nomination (and a few bills) to be tossed on her dresser.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (kpS4V)

449 By the way, the Olympics start at the end of the week and last into August right around when the Dem convention is supposed to start.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM (t/2Uw)

=====

I'm looking forward to the breakdancing competition.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (16NmB)

450 Newsom just committed national political suicide by signing that anti-parent no notification bill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (S6gqv)
_______________

I hope so. That was incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (YqDXo)

451 >I wanted the fucker badly beat in the election.

He just was.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (LkLld)

452 H

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M

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Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (15aOX)

453 But, but, I already am on the Vineyard for the big fundraiser.

Posted by: David Letterman at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (Sgq8y)

454 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”

Well. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:35 PM (Ki+GJ)


In the Primary 2020, what did she earn? 2%?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (SHAib)

Zero. Point. Zero. No delegates awarded. All contests withdrawn.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (Aqu9a)

455 {166} ... How would that help them settle the nomination?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:13 PM (Dm8we)


This isn't about the nomination, this is about emotional sympathy points potentially increasing vote count (or acting as cover for the level of cheating) for the Democratic Party on election day.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (O7YUW)

456 When Kamala states she’s “unburdened by what has been”, does that mean she took Biden for a boat ride and tossed him overboard with the anchor?

I’m just trying to understand the attempt at a metaphor.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (Ki+GJ)

Unburdened = I don't give a shit
Posted by: Diogenes

I think it's the same thing as a Born Again Virgin. Pure delusion.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (VNX3d)

457 I'm looking forward to the breakdancing competition.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (16NmB)
______________

Is that before or after the drive-by shooting event?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

458 Biden has screwed kamamamal by not stepping down and making her the first woman president. His message is, even me, a brain dead potato head, can do a better job than her.

Also I heard from a reliable source this was announced to certain staff on Wednesday, making all the Biden/Harris announcements from then till this morning a bit ol' pack of lies.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (YDB6U)

459 Well, at least Hunter can be pardoned now. So we have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (qe4hK)

460 My quatloos are on this. Joe looked near-death getting on/off AF1 Wednesday afternoon and night. He got to Delaware Wed night.

___________

Video of him trying to get in the car that night:

https://tinyurl.com/36trwecd

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (Dm8we)

461 President Trump was trying to subvert the will of the voters and overturn Our Democracy on January 6th.

Also this is fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (C38z1)

462 I wonder what her definition of "earn" is.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:37 PM (ftFVW)

Knowing camel to's history, there will be blowjobs as far as the eyes can see.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (JOR6L)

463 “ Unburdened = I don't give a shit
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (W/lyH)”

Maybe she’s just tired of changing diapers. That can be burdensome.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (Ki+GJ)

464 Kinda the other way around. Ventilators are a last recourse for people most likely on the way out, Covid notwithstanding.

Ventilators were held as a device to treat people with Covid in 2020, but the results were so disastrous that they were considered as contra-indicated. Their effect of Covid infected lungs was way worse than expected.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (Da7Vv)

465 Is that before or after the drive-by shooting event?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Is that the summer version of the biathlon?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:42 PM (iZbyp)

466 Joke's not dead. The announcement would of had him stepping out of the presidency as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2024 04:42 PM (5MvGY)

467 *supplied through federal blowjob program only
Posted by: Cicero

Program administered by Sec of Trans.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 04:42 PM (J97jM)

468 Afternoon.

Wow! What a day, huh?

The Dems think this is going to improve their odds?

It makes me think of one proffered rationale for the Barry Goldwater's loss to LBJ in 1964. It was a year after the assassination of JFK. The argument goes the American people already saw one President killed. They weren't about to do it to another.

But if the Democrats think this will garner sympathy votes they are kidding themselves. Joe Biden is still alive, and in much the shape you expect an 81 year old man to be in. (Considering he's surrounded by excellent doctors I'm guessing he's in decent enough health, swiss cheesed brain aside.) Kamala? It's going to be an open convention, so no guarantees. More than likely she gets it but so what? She's a dick dogging ladder climber. A flake and a fake. The Defenders Of Democracy ™️ just overthrew their own man in a bloodless coup. Think she wasn't in on it? Fuck yes she was? Did ole Joe at least get to ask, "Et tu, Brute," after she knifed him in the back?

Trump and Vance need to pummel her with this every single day.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (MbI5G)

469 Oh come now. You don’t give yourself nearly enough credit for being the obvious concern trolling, Democrat Party ball warmer you are. I mean, you do realize people read and remember the things you have written- right?
Posted by: Lurkatic at July 21, 2024 04:32 PM (/N9sG)


Ah, the personal insult. The hallmark of the truly measured and thoughtful commenter.

OK, whomever you are - keep sniffing the hopium and we'll see what happens in November. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (Q0kLU)

470 I wanted the fucker badly beat in the election.

He just was.
Posted by: JackStraw
__

Not the same level of humiliation.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (wMRY8)

471 Get in the boat, Joe.

Posted by: Al Neri at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (15aOX)

472 Obama - not at all gay. Manly man.

https://tinyurl.com/48m5hftu
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (lCWOD)

=====

Dang it, I was hoping for the slap-fighty one with Richard Branson.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (16NmB)

473 t-bird, I see.
Well, over the past few years I gotten a lot of encouragement reading your comments.
I can't say for sure I've always agreed with you, though I know overwhelmingly I have.
I can say for sure I don't remember an instance where I have.
And glad I stuck around for just a few more comments.
Gotta hit the shower a get to a meet the candidates thing for local elections.
God bless!!

Posted by: TeeJ at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (ufMqE)

474 When Kamala states she’s “unburdened by what has been”, does that mean she took Biden for a boat ride and tossed him overboard with the anchor?

I’m just trying to understand the attempt at a metaphor.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:38 PM (Ki+GJ)


I think it has something to do with antibiotics.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:43 PM (YDB6U)

475 Oh, and he did say Big Mike got tested too, so phwew!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (NMT5x)
______________

She also got a prostate exam!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

476 466 Ben Had. No credibility.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (QSrLX)

477 Willowed from last thread: I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: Dave from Florida will never again be allowed to go on vacation in an election year.

Posted by: Wenda at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (ryt6Q)

478 If folks think the Midwestern states and Northeast ones are beyond the cheat, they need to volunteer in person every day in their states for the length of the voting season and make sure the level of cheat needed can't happen.

Become a volunteer for your city's vote count. Become a poll watcher. Plant camera by voting boxes. Do what it takes to not cheat b/c it's your states that matter.

The Southeast states will have a clean election...but Trumps' not likely to run them all. If you think Vance and Trump should win the Midwest, get out in your community and ensure it.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (exHjb)

479 Iowahawk:

1. Joe lapses into a coma
2. Panicked staff and party honchos forge a announcement by "Joe" that he's dropping out
3. Joe suddenly bolts up from coma, revealing he was faking everything to flush out traitors
4. Vengeful Dark Brandon orders no-mercy purge
5. Wins in landslide

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (uxCna)

480 I caon't believe anyone thinks Harris will do better than Biden. This is like trying to susptitute in Dick Cheney in the tail end of the 2004 campaign. She is HATED by far too many voters. And unlike Hillary, she is also neither respected nor feared... just hated.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (TaHi/)

481 It would be political suicide, but I'd love it if Trump cracked a joke asking what did Kamala have to do to get Biden's endorsement.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (wMRY8)

482 C'mon, they don't want an iopen convention, they want to be PAID.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (l312u)

483 Where is Joe? old question, new emphasis

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (QSrLX)

484 Commented earlier was flipping through all news channels to hear each of their reactions, and only thing all showed was he looks bad, He walks like the Simpson's Mr Burns

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (fwDg9)

485 Obama - not at all gay. Manly man.

https://tinyurl.com/48m5hftu
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (lCWOD)
_______________

"Oooh, it's a spider! Kill it, Michelle!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

486 You know what I had last night? Bats. My backyard butts up against wooded conservation land, bugs. But not with my boys on the hunt.

I sit on my patio bug free while the flying mice do their thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM


Folks, this is a beautiful, indeed poignant, reminder that, amidst the chaos and uncertainty that can seem to overwhelm us at time, there is beauty, goodness, and the Universe unfolding as it should. Take time to take such moments in and appreciate them.

Thank you, JackStraw!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (sKZCy)

487 WSJ: “Harris said she will “earn and win” the nomination”
Well. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T

I wonder what her definition of "earn" is.
Posted by: She Hobbit


She doesn't actually wonder.

Posted by: Narrator at July 21, 2024 04:46 PM (DgGvY)

488 >>> 479 Iowahawk:

1. Joe lapses into a coma
2. Panicked staff and party honchos forge a announcement by "Joe" that he's dropping out
3. Joe suddenly bolts up from coma, revealing he was faking everything to flush out traitors
4. Vengeful Dark Brandon orders no-mercy purge
5. Wins in landslide
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (uxCna)

LOL

...have there been any updates on WTF is happening in CHYna? any Xi sightings?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:46 PM (VavZF)

489 Where is Joe? old question, new emphasis
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (QSrLX)

I have an appointment with him very soon.

Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 21, 2024 04:46 PM (ufFY8)

490 And unlike Hillary, she is also neither respected nor feared... just hated.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 04:44 PM (TaHi/)


Laughed at and mocked, and that's by her "friends"!

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:46 PM (YDB6U)

491 Iowahawk:

1. Joe lapses into a coma
2. Panicked staff and party honchos forge a announcement by "Joe" that he's dropping out
3. Joe suddenly bolts up from coma, revealing he was faking everything to flush out traitors
4. Vengeful Dark Brandon orders no-mercy purge
5. Wins in landslide
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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He forgot:
6. Profit.

This is FJB we're talking about here, after all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (iZbyp)

492 > Ha, Megyn is saying some states cannot remove Biden from the ballot.
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Yea, I was thinking that too. There's like 3 or 4 states that don't have a mechanism to take *biden off their ballots... at least they don't today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (Q4IgG)

493 Isn't always how it goes? We're on the verge of victory, then the rug gets pulled out from under us.

Joe will not be repudiated at the ballot box. He'll slink off into oblivion being able to claim he beat Trump. Even though we know he cheated. If Trump can win, it will still be a hollow victory. Harris and all the other D candidates are buffoons, it will be no accomplishment to beat them.

Now, expect the NTs to start praising Harris as someone preferable to Trump. They'll wet their panties at the thought of the first historic. I'm also afraid many on our side will say, "well Biden's gone. Let's give Harris a chance." They'll drool over her bruised knees and swoon over the thought of keeping Trump out, and the first historic in.

It might be harder to win. Of course, I don't know. I just get that feeling that we'll be disappointed on Nov. 6.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (0eaVi)

494 In the Primary 2020, what did she earn? 2%?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:39 PM (SHAib)

Zero. Point. Zero. No delegates awarded. All contests withdrawn.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (Aqu9a)



Hell of a choice LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (SHAib)

495 >>Not the same level of humiliation.

You're right. This is far worse.

The Democrat Party knew Joe was going to get crushed so they broke their own rules just to get rid of him. If you don't think this is the ultimate humiliation for Joe, being taken out of the race over the wishes of Democrat voters, I don''t know what to tell you.

If Trump beats Kami in November he will be the first president in US history to beat two challengers in the same race.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (LkLld)

496 My family came to Jamaica from India to exploit the Black African slaves we bought like cattle.
Now I pretend to be African American to exploit them for votes.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (lCWOD)

497 Yea, I was thinking that too. There's like 3 or 4 states that don't have a mechanism to take *biden off their ballots... at least they don't today.
---
They can't wipe it, like with a cloth?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (iZbyp)

498 It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris


I once wrote a long post about that switch in my Dad's house that wasn't connected to anything but the last time anyone flipped it we discovered that Reagan had been President and we were all like "what about John Connally and John Glenn?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (D7oie)

499 It'll be a CalvinBall Dem Convention.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM (Aqu9a)

500 I am really disappointed I won't see a Vance/Unburden Me Kamalala debate.

It would have been amazing.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM (YDB6U)

501 “ Ha, Megyn is saying some states cannot remove Biden from the ballot.”

Don’t you mean they are “unburdened by what has been”?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM (Ki+GJ)

502 Wow, been busy all afternoon. I bet I've missed all of the best thousand comments.

*down twinkles

*off to skim for good observations

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM (OX9vb)

503 >>> 486 You know what I had last night? Bats. My backyard butts up against wooded conservation land, bugs. But not with my boys on the hunt.

I sit on my patio bug free while the flying mice do their thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:36 PM

Folks, this is a beautiful, indeed poignant, reminder that, amidst the chaos and uncertainty that can seem to overwhelm us at time, there is beauty, goodness, and the Universe unfolding as it should. Take time to take such moments in and appreciate them.

Thank you, JackStraw!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 04:45 PM (sKZCy)

{{{Duncanthrax}}}

Less than 13 weeks to go...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM (VavZF)

504 The future Mr Huma Abadein Weiner endorsed Kamala.

Could be a shot across Obamaxs bow.

Or could be, shocker, the First Citizen is lying, faking "staying above the fray".

The "open convention" will be straight kayfabe.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (pXeye)

505 Am I the only one to suspect that CBD orchestrated this because he didn’t have a food thread ready?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (vCfE7)

506 Bet we don't see much now of Sundowner, except if they now pore on his assault on the Constitution

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (fwDg9)

507 496 My family came to Jamaica from India to exploit the Black African slaves we bought like cattle.
Now I pretend to be African American to exploit them for votes.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (lCWOD)

That needs to be a Trump ad. Stat.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (14URa)

508 more like

Iowahawk
1. pretends to be gung-ho hoo-rah reel pubrekan
2. goes #nevertrump
3. hopes nobody remembers
4. easily trolled into being a defensive douche about it
5. how about that Biden, huh???

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

509 The best way to attack Kamala is to show her talking off the cuff, not with prepared speeches in staged events.

It's not like her prepared speeches make her look all that good either. See the video released last week with like 5 minutes of her repeating that stupid "What can be" line over and over. And over.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (/y8xj)

510 Ah yep.

@elonmusk

Trump/Vance LFG!!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (LkLld)

511 Lincoln after a three day bender "I freed who"
Joey after waking up at three "I dropped out of what?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (qejsy)

512 498 It feels like we're in a flaming boner clown car skipping around between various timelines. Predictions are worthless when everything is in flux.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

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Only Chaos Theory can help us now. We just need to find that damn butterfly in the Amazon that keeps flapping its wings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (15aOX)

513 I'm looking forward to the breakdancing competition.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 21, 2024 04:40 PM (16NmB)
______________

Is that before or after the drive-by shooting event?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Since it's in Paris, this year's drive by event has been replaced by the flaming car rolling event.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (ftFVW)

514 I think its hilarious that some tv talking heads say legally joe has to be on the ballot. Bwahahahah. Have they lived in this country the last 30 years?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (Mlhrz)

515 Haven't some states started early voting?

When does "voting season" start? Going to need a candidate by then.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 04:50 PM (9VBcO)

516 Imagine being the guy who gets to tell Biden he withdrew... every day until January 20th.
DemCong could make a lot of money selling that job. Maybe more than once a day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 21, 2024 04:51 PM (cOq4q)

517 >>> 505 Am I the only one to suspect that CBD orchestrated this because he didn't have a food thread ready?
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (vCfE7)

Has the weather in dee cee or Delaware been... off recently?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:51 PM (VavZF)

518
My family came to Jamaica from India to exploit the Black African slaves we bought like cattle.
Now I pretend to be African American to exploit them for votes.

https://tinyurl.com/4vds898x

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:51 PM (lCWOD)

519 Megyn is saying some states cannot remove Biden from the ballot.
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Yea, I was thinking that too. There's like 3 or 4 states that don't have a mechanism to take *biden off their ballots... at least they don't today.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________

That wouldn't make sense since he hadn't been officially nominated, so he wouldn't be officially on the ballot anywhere at this point.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (Dm8we)

520 Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:47 PM (lCWOD)

You forgot that slavery in the Caribbean was godawful, worse than almost anything in the North American mainland.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (gKWVE)

521 They ALL read you, Ace.
Produce the man, President Biden, or state that succession has occurred. Go ahead and xhange your shorts first.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (QSrLX)

522 I think Harris Faulkner should take a leave of absence fro Fox and go to work for the Trump/Vance campaign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (SHAib)

523 Once the first come out with kammie against PDT they can decide who will be the actual candidate and who will be the veep. I'm guessing kammie/rfk.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (2Q8zE)

524 I think a September debate could easily happen, the public would expect it. One was planned anyway
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)


I want to feel good so I am imagining the lead up to it will be like a gaggle of penguins on an ice-floe all trying to get their neighbor to jump in to see if the sea lions are still lurking in the water.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (D7oie)

525 Stay alert for DeepState’s next false flag: Attempted “ass@ssin@tion, kidn@pping, mugging, graffiti, etc. etc.” of Kamala (or whomever) to be blamed on MAGA.

Posted by: Pete Cook at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (/O7dq)

526 To those who are despairing, go back and look at exactly how unpopular she was and is.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (JOR6L)

527 No, really.

Where *is* Winnie the Xi?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (VavZF)

528 Polls come out. Hate typing on my phone.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (2Q8zE)

529 “ Ha, Megyn is saying some states cannot remove Biden from the ballot.”

Don’t you mean they are “unburdened by what has been”?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:48 PM


I read that the other day and I honestly don't know if it is accurate or not. With the way we have went from election day to election "season" with mail in early voting ballots and some states mailing out ballots as early as the middle of September I would not doubt that it is too late in some States to replace joe biden on the ballot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (QNSds)

530 The big question is, do I have to itemize my pardons for Hunter, Jim, and me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (1ilEC)

531 dick dogging ladder climber

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (Vvh2V)

532 Am I the only one to suspect that CBD orchestrated this because he didn’t have a food thread ready?

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (vCfE7)


If I could orchestrate something, it wouldn't just be dropping out!

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (g0MSz)

533 Any wildlife experts or deer hunters? I have this buck who keeps coming around. Seems pretty ok, maybe a little friendly. His new antlers are growing in, but he has why looks like a large cyst in a sack hanging low to the skull near where the antlers start. It looks really uncomfortable and the poor bastard tilts his head and then tries to shake it off. I’m wondering if it just hopefully drys up and comes off? Not sure how to treat this guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (Ki+GJ)

534 So, how do we know that Joe actually wrote that letter?

His and DOCTOR Jill X accounts are run by staffers, so it would be easy to send out anything under the Bidens' name.

Is a coup underway?

Posted by: Random Musings! at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (uxCna)

535 Dickhat for preznident!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (vqGhi)

536 No, really.

Where *is* Winnie the Xi?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (VavZF)

In the same home as Biden?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (0eaVi)

537 That wouldn't make sense since he hadn't been officially nominated, so he wouldn't be officially on the ballot anywhere at this point.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (Dm8we)

No, it doesn't make sense that the Democrat Party has their convention so late. States determine the rules for timing re: the ballot.

Fuck them if they can't follow the rules.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

538 Meh. Its just a blog comment. Grt a nice drink.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (QSrLX)

539 Barry and Big Mike never fail to remind me that the gayest presidency in history was the Obama Administration.

Unprecedented.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (2UBPP)

540 Megyn is wrong. He isn't even the nominee yet.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (aVudl)

541 516 Imagine being the guy who gets to tell Biden he withdrew... every day until January 20th.
DemCong could make a lot of money selling that job. Maybe more than once a day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
-------------------------

You presume that Biden knows what he is doing.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (lCWOD)

542 >>> 532
==
If I could orchestrate something, it wouldn't just be dropping out!
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (g0MSz)

C'mon, man! Crank up that weather machine!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (VavZF)

543 Didn't the Dems pull a dipsie doodle stinkeroo to get Biden on the Ohio ballot ahead of the convention because the cutoff time in that state?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (Da7Vv)

544 Any wildlife experts or deer hunters? I have this buck who keeps coming around. Seems pretty ok, maybe a little friendly. His new antlers are growing in, but he has why looks like a large cyst in a sack hanging low to the skull near where the antlers start. It looks really uncomfortable and the poor bastard tilts his head and then tries to shake it off. I’m wondering if it just hopefully drys up and comes off? Not sure how to treat this guy.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (Ki+GJ)

Maybe a consult with Fetterman's doctors?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (Aqu9a)

545 We going to see a food thread yet today?
Can't live on politics alone you know

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

546 if Xi is pinin' for the fjords then I don't give Pooty Poot (b. 1952) long either.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (gKWVE)

547 So, how do we know that Joe actually wrote that letter?
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Pretty obvious that he didn't. No "anyway" and doesn't mention Beau even once.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (iZbyp)

548 Joe probably gets to keep the "Only Person to Beat Trump" kazoo.

Posted by: DaveA at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

549 >>> 536 No, really.

Where *is* Winnie the Xi?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (VavZF)

In the same home as Biden?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (0eaVi)

A nice home, in the country, with lots of playmates?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (VavZF)

550 I would not doubt that it is too late in some States to replace joe biden on the ballot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (QNSds)

Don't worry. We'll make sure any votes already cast for Biden will be counted for Harris!

Posted by: State GOPes at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (0eaVi)

551 The big question is, do I have to itemize my pardons for Hunter, Jim, and me?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (1ilEC)


Ah, yes. And what happens when the DOj slow-walks them like the pardon for Ross Ulbriicht was?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (D7oie)

552 That wouldn't make sense since he hadn't been officially nominated, so he wouldn't be officially on the ballot anywhere at this point.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:52 PM (Dm8we)

If ballot placement is based on state primary results, the official nomination wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (JOR6L)

553 Harris could never win a primary. Her only path to the nomination/Presidency was Biden* dying while in office or withdrawing from the race after the primaries ended. Has anything so far in her life been achieved competitively?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (qUkBO)

554 I think the peope on our side who are worried fail to understand much of Trump's lead is due to his own strengthened position with the voter, and not entirely from Biden's weakness.

Also, look for Kamala to shed a ton of voters over 65 in the polling, whom was a surprisingly bright spot for Biden.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (TaHi/)

555 >>To those who are despairing, go back and look at exactly how unpopular she was and is.

Go back and look at her performance in the 2020 primary where she dropped out before the voting even started.

She's an absolute moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (LkLld)

556 Is KJP resigning tomorrow ? She is more complicit than anyone other than harris. Remember according to her biden ran a 10K every morning before showing and teach advanced physics at MIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (SHAib)

557 Antlers fall off. Horns stay on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (Mlhrz)

558 Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (g0MSz)

*Hangs head un shame*

I just now figured this out.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (c5Itv)

559 ideo of him trying to get in the car that night:

https://tinyurl.com/36trwecd
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 04:41 PM (Dm8we)


That baseball cap he's wearing REALLY conveys strength and authority.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (YDB6U)

560 "Can't get Joe off ballots" almost certainly can't stick. But if Team DJT is better than it was in 2020, it'll dispatch a few thirty something lawyers to make it a little bit painful to dismiss, to make it news, to make D's life a little miserable.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (pXeye)

561 Is a coup underway?

Great. Hopefully Joe and Jill end up like Mr and Mrs Ceaușescu

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (NGHTx)

562 I'm still trying to figure out what Joey does for the next six months. I realize LBJ dropped out in 3/68 and while he was an ahole he still governed. Joey cannot function now, let alone into 1/25. He's really going to be the drugged up leader in Star Trek

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (qejsy)

563 I’m wondering if it just hopefully drys up and comes off? Not sure how to treat this guy.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (Ki+GJ)

Preparation 308?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (0eaVi)

564 Everyone wants to think that the Left are evil geniuses. You know, maybe they are just incompetent.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (t/2Uw)

565 See videos of wild animals that have abnormal growths on them and get captured and fixed. Think even one was deer with something like what you seen Markus T

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (fwDg9)

566 540 Megyn is wrong. He isn't even the nominee yet.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (aVud


Yep. Trump was not officially the R nominee for ballot purposes until Thursday afternoon when he signed the necessary RNC paperwork.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (5fDan)

567 >>>Only Chaos Theory can help us now. We just need to find that damn butterfly in the Amazon that keeps flapping its wings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>I always thought that it was a yellowtail in Wyoming that caused the Fukushima meltdown in Japan.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (2UBPP)

568 So, to the great unwashed ..

There wasa failed attempt to kill candidate Donald Trump
A week later, the POTUS decides to abandon re-election

.. that's quite a reaction to a bad performance of the Secret Service

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (GITLP)

569 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

570 505 Am I the only one to suspect that CBD orchestrated this because he didn’t have a food thread ready?
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 21, 2024 04:49 PM (vCfE7)


DildoOp (TM)

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (NMT5x)

571 It appears that instead of a food thread, CBD has ordered a pizza

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (qejsy)

572 The next debate is going to be worse than the last one

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (IbngB)

573 s KJP resigning tomorrow ? She is more complicit than anyone other than harris. Remember according to her biden ran a 10K every morning before showing and teach advanced physics at MIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (SHAib)

574 Bongino's doing a live broadcast at 5pm on Rumble

Posted by: spypeach at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (UuB/1)

575 Is a coup underway?
Posted by: Random Musings! at July 21, 2024 04:53 PM (uxCna)

Where have you been for the last two and a half weeks?

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (gTQEQ)

576 A nice home, in the country, with lots of playmates?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (VavZF)

Yah. And rabbits to chase, and flowers to smell, and....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 04:59 PM (0eaVi)

577 So now there's only one cranky old white man suitable to run under Harris.

Bernie Sanders COME ON DOOOOOWWWWN!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 04:59 PM (gTQEQ)

578 Anyone who thinks Biden can't be taken off the ballot now is sorely underestimating the abilities of the GOPe to accomodate our political enemies.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 21, 2024 04:59 PM (Vvh2V)

579 As usual, the mush-mouth Brit Hume is saying stupid shit.

WTF likes Kamala? She didn't get one delegate.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 04:59 PM (JeYYB)

580 His new antlers are growing in, but he has why looks like a large cyst in a sack hanging low to the skull near where the antlers start. It looks really uncomfortable and the poor bastard tilts his head and then tries to shake it off.

You can try to get pictures and call your state fish and game department but I doubt there is much they can/would do unless it's something that could potentially threaten the herd. Wild animals get sick and die all the time.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (/y8xj)

581 578 Anyone who thinks Biden can't be taken off the ballot now is sorely underestimating the abilities of the GOPe to accomodate our political enemies.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 21, 2024 04:59 PM (Vvh2V)

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100% correct.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (JeYYB)

582 Does DNC have rules?...or are they gonna' make 'em up as this thing progresses?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (AwYPR)

583 The letter doesn't bear the Presidential Seal and, BTW, isn't Biden in his beach house getting over a case of the coof?

It's a palace coup...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (MeG8a)

584 In honor of Food Thread, I'll make covfefe today.

Sous vided of course

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (sJHOI)

585 Keep in mind also that Biden's electors are on the ballot. A safe D state might just decide to print "Republican nominee (Donald J Drumpf)" and "Democrat nominee (or else you're racist)".

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (gKWVE)

586 Do we have to call you CGD now? Somehow doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (t/2Uw)

587 Historic First!

Wait - has that already been said?!
/s

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (Pijte)

588 the coof coup?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (gKWVE)

589 Where have you been for the last two and a half weeks?
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (gTQEQ)

Three and a half years?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (0eaVi)

590 Wait...when is the Dems' virtual convention?

They have to nominate their meatbags by then, right? Otherwise they aren't on the ballot in Ohio, right?

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (gTQEQ)

591 540 Megyn is wrong. He isn't even the nominee yet.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 04:54 PM (aVud


Yep. Trump was not officially the R nominee for ballot purposes until Thursday afternoon when he signed the necessary RNC paperwork.


Richard Baris has said the same thing. That some states require the candidate to have run in the state promary and to have gotten a minimun number of votes in that election. Further, that some states allow the party candidate to be replaced, but *only* if the candidate has deceased.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (TaHi/)

592 Does DNC have rules?...or are they gonna' make 'em up as this thing progresses?
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (AwYPR)

It'll be CalvinBall all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (Aqu9a)

593 Rumor is that CBD was at a Korean BBQ enjoying the entree until he realized he was eating dog meat. The shame was more than he could bear.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 05:02 PM (2UBPP)

594 I'm still trying to figure out what Joey does for the next six months.

Foreign leaders were already meeting with Trump instead of Biden. Poor guy is just going to be talking to himself, alone in an empty White House, ordering DoorDash.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 05:02 PM (1ilEC)

595 The letter doesn't bear the Presidential Seal and, BTW, isn't Biden in his beach house getting over a case of the coof?

vaccine kicked in

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 05:02 PM (sJHOI)

596 One thing Bye-done dropping out does do is take some pressure of the the people who instituted the cheat last time. They don't have to pull Joe over the finish line again to keep their asses covered and can go back to fixing state level contests.

Unless, of course, the 0bama machine threatens to out them all if they don't "help" his girl Kamalatoe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:02 PM (dZVON)

597 >>Anyone who thinks Biden can't be taken off the ballot now is sorely underestimating the abilities of the GOPe to accomodate our political enemies.

The RNC is now being run by the Orange Menace, including his daughter in law.

And Stephen Miller's First Legal seems to get sexual gratification from suing leftists. The GOPe isn't steering the ship any longer. Mitch got booed at the RNC.

If there are legal cases to be made I expect one or more of them will give a go.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (LkLld)

598 Wait - has that already been said?!
/s
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:01 PM (Pijte)

Sure. We've already had a black president to likes sex with men.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (0eaVi)

599 I think we need to be careful here. They can still cheat enough to win even with Kamala

Posted by: Jaimo at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (sOA7y)

600 Stolen from Twatter...

Biden dropped out on national ice cream day.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (gTQEQ)

601 Didn't Dewine in Ohio already play by the Marquis of Queensbury rules and allow a waiver for the late Dem convention?. Typical Rino

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (qejsy)

602 >>This has been a mad two weeks

1. Biden flubs debate, shows decline to the world
2. Trump assassination attempt on Trump under Biden's handpicked SS Director's leadership. He lives!
3. Beden forced out.

If this doesn't feel like a 3rd world banana republic to Americans, they're asleep, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (Pijte)

603 129 LBJ at least had the balls to do this on tv in front of a national audience.
Posted by: huerfano at July 21, 2024 04:10 PM (VGOMa)

Yep, in a national address from the Oval Office.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (8sMut)

604 There's no reason why the Democrat power brokers won't make sure *biden dies in the next couple weeks/months and Harris gets the big chair for a couple months. Then, she's faced with a huge MAGA conspiracy to "take her out." Yet, she persists.

A lot of fake sympathy can be ginned up by the movers and shakers to shore up her candidacy. "Proven in battle" with white supremacists.

Or whatever it takes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (Q4IgG)

605 OK, taking bets: Who else thinks biden will wake up tomorrow and and remember he ended his campaign? And then deny it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (SHAib)

606 >>Bill and Hillary endorsed Kamala about two minutes after Joe resigned. Doesn’t seem to Be a coincidence


No doubt the entire thing has been choreographed.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (Pijte)

607 Further, that some states allow the party candidate to be replaced, but *only* if the candidate has deceased.

Great, Dems looking to get the state funeral as close to the deadline as possible to maximize sympathy votes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (dZVON)

608 Since it's in Paris, this year's drive by event has been replaced by the flaming car rolling event.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Close to the truth. Pareee headlines this week:
"Man who stabbed a French soldier patrolling Paris ahead of Olympics is taken to psychiatric hospital"

and
"Police hunt driver after car ploughs into Paris restaurant leaving one dead and six injured"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (IG4Id)

609 Rumor is that CBD was at a Korean BBQ enjoying the entree until he realized he was eating dog meat. The shame was more than he could bear.

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 05:02 PM (2UBPP) ___________

That happened to my father, who was a military advisor to the ROK Marine Corps. At a formal dinner he was asked how he liked the main dish - barbecued dog. Maybe they were just pulling his chain, but as a big dog lover he stopped eating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

610 I am all for lawfare to play ballot games in the various states, and we should. I will even offer to assist in FL/GA.

But the Dem ticket will be on the ballot in all 50 states plus DC.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (aVudl)

611 I guess Muh Democracy did Joe in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (IcuR4)

612 This was just posted at the Washington Examiner:

If nominee isn’t Harris, contributions have to be refunded: Federal Election Commission https://tinyurl.com/4wdcyyvj

Commissioner and election lawyer Trey Trainor told Secrets, “If Biden drops out and Harris isn’t the nominee, then there will have to be massive refunds of contributions to donors to the Biden campaign.”
He explained that like most campaigns, Biden took in big campaign donations and designated some of each to the primaries for the Biden-Harris ticket and some for the general election.
...That means he and Harris have a large chunk of money that is only available to be spent in the general election,” Trainor said.
“However, if Harris doesn’t become the nominee, that means she never entered the general election, and those dollars are legally required to be refunded. The money cannot be transferred to the DNC or anywhere else — it must be refunded,” he said...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (9aVck)

613 Now with Kamala, the Democrats will play the only card they have--The Race Card. Expect all kinds of charges of "racism" to come flying whenever she's criticized or mocked.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (CHHv1)

614 I suspect that Joey has gone to sleep for the last time - whether he still breathes or not. Today's announcement is the first step while they prepare a bunch of documents for Joey's signature that might blow back on Kamala, get them "signed", then announce he's gone a few days later.

The other rush is to get someone nominated to fill the VP role when Kamala is sworn in as President. The Democrat's won't want to let Mike Johnson stay at #2.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (VNX3d)

615 They could at least have a cackle-off between her and Hillary.

I wonder if Biden will wind up in a William O. Douglas situation. That dude was so senile that they actually had to change the locks on the Supreme Court chambers to stop him from showing up for "work".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (W5ArC)

616 Stephen Miller's takedown of Acosta at the presser is one of my favorite moments,

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (kpS4V)

617 >She's an absolute moron.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Yes, but this time she's an absolute moron with the media and the entire Dem establishment behind her

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (/7KEl)

618 The big question is, do I have to itemize my pardons for Hunter, Jim, and me?
Posted by: Joe Biden


Wait, if you're already dead, who's going to pardon me? I don't trust that Harris broad.

Posted by: H. Biden at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (DgGvY)

619 Close to the truth. Pareee headlines this week:
"Man who stabbed a French soldier patrolling Paris ahead of Olympics is taken to psychiatric hospital"

and
"Police hunt driver after car ploughs into Paris restaurant leaving one dead and six injured"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (IG4Id)
______________

Savor the diversity!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

620 >>Bill and Hillary endorsed Kamala about two minutes after Joe resigned. Doesn’t seem to Be a coincidence


No doubt the entire thing has been choreographed.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (Pijte)

Indeed. Tighter than a Blue Angels formation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (Aqu9a)

621 The Biden Family screwed up the hit, so the other Families decided to remove him as head of the Commission. I'm only half joking..it feels like the leverage to make him go could have been threats of exposure. Remember this all started with the Covid and all right after the attempt.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (3/XaG)

622 Biden dropped out on national ice cream day.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:03 PM (gTQEQ)

A "selfless and patriotic act"...per Obama.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (AwYPR)

623 >>Sure. We've already had a black president to likes sex with men.


Nuh uh! He's not out of the closet!
That will be ME!!
ME me me me me me me!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (Pijte)

624 Even worse states have rules and they are going to break lots of them and pretend that it's normal

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (fwDg9)

625 >>No doubt the entire thing has been choreographed.

Mark Halperin reported on Friday that Democrat sources told him Joe would be dropping out today. Seems like it was an open secret among the elites.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (LkLld)

626
Commented earlier was flipping through all news channels to hear each of their reactions, and only thing all showed was he looks bad, He walks like the Simpson's Mr Burns
Posted by: Skip

============

Hard to imagine him getting worse and staying in the WH. I really really really hope someone gets video of him shuffling around so people can demand to know how Kamala never noticed this, or why she hid it, or why he shut her out of his orbit to the point she didn't know, how anyone could possibly rely on her to go up against Putin, Xi, Hamas, Netanyahu, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (lCaJd)

627 I thought the whole purpose of these state primaries and state ballot laws was it would no longer allow party bosses in smoke filled rooms at the Convention to pick the nominees, but clearly that is not the case.

I doubt a single court mandates Biden's name be on the ballot even if it does flatly contradict the law to make a last minute change like this.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (wMRY8)

628 > Trump PAC Releases Kamala Ad

You can bet they had this one cued up on the turntable, just waiting for the needle drop.

(kids: ask your parents)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:06 PM (W5ArC)

629 biden unable to get into that Suv was like when my Dad started going downhill fast and wound up chair-bound
It is very sad to watch because it reminds me of him starting to die.

Hope Biden goes surrounded by his family and loved ones. I have seen the opposite and it is heartbreaking in its cruelty

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (D7oie)

630 >>Yes, but this time she's an absolute moron with the media and the entire Dem establishment behind her

So was Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

631 Will there be a televised announcement shortly? This is, as Joe once said, a Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (kpS4V)

632 >> I'm only half joking..it feels like the leverage to make him go could have been threats of exposure.


Crowdstrike scooped up the evidence before its upgrade crashed computers across the country.

*removes tin foil hat*

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (Pijte)

633 The next debate is going to be worse than the last one
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 04:58 PM (IbngB)

The next debate is gonna be hilarious!

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (JOR6L)

634 “However, if Harris doesn’t become the nominee, that means she never entered the general election, and those dollars are legally required to be refunded. The money cannot be transferred to the DNC or anywhere else — it must be refunded,” he said...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (9aVck)
_________________

"Now that's just a suggested guideline." - DNC

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

635 Damn. What a crazy couple of weeks. We are watching history, folks.

Posted by: fd at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (vFG9F)

636 What has been might never be when it was not in the past or present.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:07 PM (kXX/F)

637 The letter doesn't bear the Presidential Seal and
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Campaign stuff, not Presidential fuck-up stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (IG4Id)

638
"Police hunt driver after car ploughs into Paris restaurant leaving one dead and six injured"

Posted by: weft cut-loop

============

My goodness, a driver has been implicated in this rogue car attack?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (lCaJd)

639 “ You can try to get pictures and call your state fish and game department but I doubt there is much they can/would do unless it's something that could potentially threaten the herd. Wild animals get sick and die all the time.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM (/y8xj)”

Thanks. Yeah doesn’t look like any disease I’ve seen in years of hunting. The 12 year olds at F&G have seen less than I have. Hoping it just comes off as his antlers come in. Besides he’s costing me a bag of apples a day.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (Ki+GJ)

640 She's an absolute moron.

Posted by: JackStraw

Yes, but this time she's an absolute moron with the media and the entire Dem establishment behind her
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM (/7KEl)

Having powerful men lined up behind her is nothing new for our plucky Vice-President.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (gTQEQ)

641 You can be sure all the nominee questions have already been gamed out by the Dems. If they are required to vote for Biden on the first ballot they will, but he won't have enough so second ballot will be whoever the Powers have already selected. They aren't going to leave it up to a bunch of drunk delegates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (Mlhrz)

642 Now how long until Joe resigns so they can check the historic first black female president box.

Posted by: fd at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

643 Has anyone told Biden yet?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (IbngB)

644 The best part of this whole deal is that Joe Biden is O.V.E.R.
Good Riddance.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (xJEPL)

645 From what I saw on teh Twatters last night (haven't checked today), the Dem Twats seemed to be about equally divided between die-hard Dopey Joe supporters, and the new hotness, ButtJizz, who would no doubt go on two years of "paternity leave" immediately after his inauguration.


I don't recall seeing a single person shilling for Commie Lay. That may well have changed today, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (W5ArC)

646 Re: campaign money

It’s not as big a deal as many are making it out to be. That money can be transferred to a Dem PAC legally. The PAC used the money to run anti-Trump ads.

So it’s not like the money just disappears.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (kXX/F)

647 NBC reports Joe's doc saying Joe still has COVID 19 with symptoms, and that's why Joe won't do anything on camera until TBD.

Color me from Missouri on this.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (5fDan)

648 562 I'm still trying to figure out what Joey does for the next six months.
----------------

No one was worried yesterday. He's just as competent today as he was yestereday.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (lCWOD)

649 Mark Halperin reported on Friday that Democrat sources told him Joe would be dropping out today. Seems like it was an open secret among the elites.

I did what? Man, nobody tells me anything...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (1ilEC)

650 Dr Jill Biden hardest hit!

Posted by: Unkaren at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (2nlEB)

651 Best comment by a weeping lib on X:

"Our own media turned on Joe!!"

And there you have it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (IcuR4)

652 > Trump PAC Releases Kamala Ad

You can bet they had this one cued up on the turntable, just waiting for the needle drop.
(kids: ask your parents)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Vinyl is big with the kids, again. "Ask your parents" references should be to "mixtapes," or recording songs off the "radio."

Posted by: mikeski, realizing Gen X is getting old at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (DgGvY)

653 From what I saw on teh Twatters last night (haven't checked today), the Dem Twats seemed to be about equally divided between die-hard Dopey Joe supporters, and the new hotness, ButtJizz, who would no doubt go on two years of "paternity leave" immediately after his inauguration.
________________

Paternity??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

654 545 We going to see a food thread yet today?
Can't live on politics alone you know
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

Yes you can.

Posted by: The Left at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (8sMut)

655

BREAKING

Biden considers resignation

Discusses with portrait of Nixon

Posted by: MiklosWatch at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (XIkHl)

656 > She's an absolute moron.
--------
So's *biden.

Yet... here we are. A lot of money gets invested in elections. That, IMO, is "the" problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 05:10 PM (Q4IgG)

657 That happened to my father, who was a military advisor to the ROK Marine Corps. At a formal dinner he was asked how he liked the main dish - barbecued dog. Maybe they were just pulling his chain, but as a big dog lover he stopped eating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)


Dog is bad. But that damned soju will kick your ass!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (W/lyH)

658 You can be sure all the nominee questions have already been gamed out by the Dems. If they are required to vote for Biden on the first ballot they will, but he won't have enough so second ballot will be whoever the Powers have already selected. They aren't going to leave it up to a bunch of drunk delegates.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (Mlhrz)

My understanding from reading this here Poli-Mil blog is that Biden already has enough delegates from the primaries / caucuses to secure the nom. On the first ballot. Now what?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (Aqu9a)

659 545 We going to see a food thread yet today?
Can't live on politics alone you know
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

Worked in my country. Who needs food?

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (8sMut)

660 Mark Halperin reported on Friday that Democrat sources told him Joe would be dropping out today. Seems like it was an open secret among the elites.
____

Musk had a tweet that "everyone" in DC knew it was going to be announced today and even at this time. Showing what a puppet regime this really was.

Posted by: Blago at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (wMRY8)

661 My guess Marcus is that this plucky youngster was trying to score with some does and learned an early lesson in the octagon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (Mlhrz)

662 Having powerful men lined up behind her is nothing new for our plucky Vice-President.
Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (gTQEQ

I think they're usually in front of her. It's kind of hard to give someone a bj If you're behind them.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (JOR6L)

663 Prediction: the Dems will now say Trump is too old and we need a young vibrant president. All the Biden attacks will be reversed.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (kXX/F)

664 What I'm looking for starting tomorrow is whether there is a lockstep move to Harris or continued talk of some kind of "mini-primary.

Since Biden has endorsed Harris, I'd lean to the latter.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (jga5y)

665 While I could be wrong, I believe that one of the first actions after the delegates are seated is amendment of party rules.

So they could decide to go with Simon Says, or Rock, Paper, Scissors, or whoever guesses closest to the number of herpes legions and syphilis chancres on Commie Lay's stanky crotch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (W5ArC)

666 Now how long until Joe resigns so they can check the historic first black female president box.
Posted by: fd


I love that they're being forced into it. Having to play the "first woman" and "first BLACK woman" cards at the same time.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (DgGvY)

667 It was already a coup when they cheated their way into the election. That means if this is a coup to get Biden out, it's a...

Little deuce coup.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Thursday. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (O7YUW)

668 Netanyahu should gloat when he's here. In fact, he shouldn't even bother meeting with Biden. Nice big public reception with Trump.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (0eaVi)

669 I'm still trying to figure out what Joey does for the next six months.
----------------


So's Putin.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (W/lyH)

670 Seems like it was an open secret among the elites.

Damnit, we're always the last to know

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (sJHOI)

671 > It's kind of hard to give someone a bj If you're behind them.

Speak for yourself. I took gymnastics as a kid.

Posted by: Commie Lay Harris at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (W5ArC)

672 She's an absolute moron.

Posted by: JackStraw

Yes, but this time she's an absolute moron with the media and the entire Dem establishment behind her
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:05 PM


Uh she was a moron in the primary and was backed 100% by the media and she dropped out before a single vote was cast because she was polling at 0.0.


Double secret probation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (QNSds)

673 545 We going to see a food thread yet today?
Can't live on politics alone you know
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

What's food? People can and do live on politics alone.

Posted by: Josef Vissarionovich Dzugashvili (1879-1953) at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (8sMut)

674 Does DNC have rules?...or are they gonna' make 'em up as this thing progresses?
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:00 PM


Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2024 05:12 PM (sKZCy)

675 This would have been so much better if he'd said, you don't have Biden to kick around any more.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (14URa)

676 Winnie the Xi

https://www.youtube.com/live/whV9x7kwyxk

The Chinese Communist Party just concluded its Third Plenum and issued a statement. There were previously rumors that Xi Jinping suffered a stroke at the conference. I dismissed the rumor initially. However, as I looked further, the answer wasn’t as simple as I initially thought. Something is wrong within the CCP leadership.

1. Did Xi Jinping suffer a stroke?

2. What happened to the missing foreign minister Qin Gang?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (d8zPm)

677
Antlers Biden fall off. Horns Harris stay on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 04:56 PM (Mlhrz)


Ahhh, that's better. Now, it conforms to the thread.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (eDfFs)

678 What are the odds that RFK Jr is assinnated?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (/UtnQ)

679 Count, I think only a few states require them to vote for Biden. Since he dropped, if not required they can vote otherwise.

But either way, do you doubt they have it gamed already?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (Mlhrz)

680
Prediction: the Dems will now say Trump is too old and we need a young vibrant president. All the Biden attacks will be reversed.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

==============

That's one of the positions of us eeyores. Trump is now the old, overweight candidate while Kamala is fresh and vibrant (in addition to being Black and female).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (lCaJd)

681 Bibi will be generous. He'll compliment his dear friend Joe. They've had their differences, but they go way back, and his fundamental support was never in doubt. No greater friend to Israel, etc.

Right thing to do.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (pXeye)

682 Correct me if I'm wrong, but this late in the game Commie Lay is entitled to two full terms if Biden steps down, yes?

(given that she's somehow gotten elected in the first place)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (W5ArC)

683 If I was a spy novelist I'd be very curious about the Crowdstrike thing.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (8jyKS)

684 647 NBC reports Joe's doc saying Joe still has COVID 19 with symptoms, and that's why Joe won't do anything on camera until TBD.

Color me from Missouri on this.
Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 05:09 PM (5fDan)

I'm sure that's the reason.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (exHjb)

685 My understanding from reading this here Poli-Mil blog is that Biden already has enough delegates from the primaries / caucuses to secure the nom. On the first ballot. Now what?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (Aqu9a)

The delegates are released.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (8sMut)

686 That's one of the positions of us eeyores. Trump is now the old, overweight candidate while Kamala is fresh and vibrant (in addition to being Black and female).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (lCaJd)

Fresh and vibrant ? No.. blackish female.. Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (IyPmt)

687 The only rule DNC has is that rules don’t mean shit.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (kXX/F)

688 "Ok, now do a poll that tells us how well Harris does versus Trump if Biden dies in office and she assumes the Presidency before the election. We need to know all our options."

Posted by: Them at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (qUkBO)

689 >>So's *biden.

>>Yet... here we are. A lot of money gets invested in elections. That, IMO, is "the" problem.

In 2020 Biden hid in his basement and let the media create a narrative for him. The country was largely locked down and mass mail in ballots flooded the country. They cheated so obviously it was seen by everyone and only massive censorship and a weaponized justice system kept the country from boiling over.

This is not 2020. Harris has a record of almost unparalleled failure and there is no covering it up. Most people are sick of DEI and woke crap, they care more about the price of groceries, crime and illegals. Harris has a worse approval rating than Biden.

She's a zipperhead. Tulsi frigging Gabbard ended her presidential run. Bring it on. We aren't falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (LkLld)

690 But I've changed my ways
The sun'll come up tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun

Trump's gonna win
the Chiefs will Three-peat
The View will be canceled
McDonald's will go back to the old French fry method
Dolly will never go away again

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (/7KEl)

691 My understanding from reading this here Poli-Mil blog is that Biden already has enough delegates from the primaries / caucuses to secure the nom. On the first ballot. Now what?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Count, I think only a few states require them to vote for Biden. Since he dropped, if not required they can vote otherwise.
But either way, do you doubt they have it gamed already?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


During his "press conference," didn't one of the presstitutes ask him about his electors, and he sort-of-technically released them by saying "they can vote for who they want"?

Gamed already.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (DgGvY)

692 > Kamala is fresh and vibrant

Errr.... have you seen her lately?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (W5ArC)

693 I'm loving this. Go ahead and resign, Joe.

The headlines are delicious:

" Barack Obama releases lengthy statement after privately knifing the president - but does NOT endorse Harris"

"Liberals go into MELTDOWN: Democrat Senator Chris Coons sobs live on-air, CNN's Van Jones weeps and MSNBC's Rachel Maddow is speechless as Biden drops out of presidential race"

I don't know if the Dems can pull off the cheat again this time. It will have to be drastic. Absolutely nothing will surprise me.

Posted by: fd at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (vFG9F)

694 @680...Kamala Harris is many things. Fresh and vibrant are not among them.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (pXeye)

695 2. What happened to the missing foreign minister Qin Gang?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (d8zPm)

He's fixing tractors in Xinjiang Province.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (8sMut)

696 641 You can be sure all the nominee questions have already been gamed out by the Dems. If they are required to vote for Biden on the first ballot they will, but he won't have enough so second ballot will be whoever the Powers have already selected. They aren't going to leave it up to a bunch of drunk delegates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (Mlhrz)


There is a 'loophole' in the rules for committed delegates to make themselves un-committed. If they consider their candidate is far different in a key factor than when they became committed delegates by rules of their state Dem Party. Could be a major change in campaign promises, guilty of felonies, now incapable of doing the job, etc.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (5fDan)

697 But either way, do you doubt they have it gamed already?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:13 PM (Mlhrz)

Every possible scenario is already in a three-ring binder, tabbed and indexed. Each binder numbered and registered to the DNC Commission bosses of all bosses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (Aqu9a)

698 " NBC reports Joe's doc saying Joe still has COVID 19 with symptoms, and that's why Joe won't do anything on camera until TBD."

He could wear a mask.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (AwYPR)

699 658 You can be sure all the nominee questions have already been gamed out by the Dems. If they are required to vote for Biden on the first ballot they will, but he won't have enough so second ballot will be whoever the Powers have already selected. They aren't going to leave it up to a bunch of drunk delegates.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:08 PM (Mlhrz)

My understanding from reading this here Poli-Mil blog is that Biden already has enough delegates from the primaries / caucuses to secure the nom. On the first ballot. Now what?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:11 PM (Aqu9a)

They are allowed to vote their conscience...since they are friends of Joe, they will be paid to decide what their conscience is...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (exHjb)

700 {682 Correct me if I'm wrong, but this late in the game Commie Lay is entitled to two full terms if Biden steps down, yes?

(given that she's somehow gotten elected in the first place)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (W5ArC)


You are correct. That point passed at "2 years plus a day" into Biden's term.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (O7YUW)

701 Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s. Compared to an almost 80 year old, obese Trunp, yes she is fresh and vibrant.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (kXX/F)

702 701!

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (64Zez)

703 668 Netanyahu should gloat when he's here. In fact, he shouldn't even bother meeting with Biden. Nice big public reception with Trump.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Johnson said he would have Democrats, who make funny noises during his speech, arrested.

If he can do that there are some people he can have arrested right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (lCWOD)

704 Bongino wants to know what the deal for Hunter and the Biden family is. Joe won't pardon him but Kamala will if Joe steps down from President before Jan20 2025.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (Da7Vv)

705 690 But I've changed my ways
The sun'll come up tomorrow
bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun

Trump's gonna win (hold the election just to be sure)
the Chiefs will Three-peat (hold the championship game just to be sure)
The View will be canceled (never underestimate the stupidity of Disney)
McDonald's will go back to the old French fry method (we hope)
Dolly will never go away again
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (/7KEl)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (8sMut)

706 Prediction: the Dems will now say Trump is too old and we need a young vibrant president. All the Biden attacks will be reversed.
Posted by: Biden is Finished


Did you forget about us??

Posted by: GOPe at July 21, 2024 05:18 PM (0eaVi)

707 You can be sure the DNC will bend the rules any which-way they need to, to get the desired outcome

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:18 PM (/7KEl)

708 How useless and lame is the Democrat Party that they have Kamala Harris as a frontrunner?

Ha, Ha!

Suck it!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 05:18 PM (2UBPP)

709 If I was a spy novelist I'd be very curious about the Crowdstrike thing.
Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (8jyKS)


If I was an accountant I'd be real curious about how the crowdstrike thing wiped out all the records for those millions donated to Biden-Harris. No refunds posible.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 05:18 PM (W/lyH)

710 Many, many comments!

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (64Zez)

711 How is Maddow speechless? lol. There was a very good chance this would happen. It’s surprising to nobody. You can be upset about it. But speechless?

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (kXX/F)

712 resh and vibrant ? No.. blackish female.. Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM (IyPmt)


Perhaps, but what is a female? No one on their side seems to know.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (YDB6U)

713 > Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s.

She's had so many face lifts that she probably has to shave daily to avoid the appearance she has a beard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (W5ArC)

714 That's one of the positions of us eeyores. Trump is now the old, overweight candidate while Kamala is fresh and vibrant (in addition to being Black and female).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (lCaJd)

I have said since spring 2023, whoever dropped the geezer 1st would win. Dems have now done it 1st...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (exHjb)

715 Thanks C-33 I guess?

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (/7KEl)

716 She's Fresh!

Kool and the Gang
https://youtu.be/sTJ1XwGDcA4

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (Aqu9a)

717 710 Many, many comments!
Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (64Zez)

Tremendous comments. I’ve never seen such comments. Incredible.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (kXX/F)

718 @jason

@Jason
BIDEN IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR $500,000 SPEAKING GIGS — PREFERABLY BETWEEN 10AM AND 3PM

SPOTIFY & NETFLIX ANNOUNCE JOINT $14M PRODUCTION COMPANY DEAL FOR PODCASTS, TRUE CRIME DOCS AND CHILDREN’S BOOKS

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (TGPs7)

719 NBC reports Joe's doc saying Joe still has COVID 19 with symptoms

Is Joe Patient Zero for 2024? He's got to be the only person in the country with the flu right now.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (l5F6b)

720 Okay, while I know that we're probably still screwed, pardon me that I feel we should all take this small amount of time to -- dance about the body of our kill and drink of its blood!

Posted by: tankascribe at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (HWxAD)

721 @701...whatever floats your boat. Love is love. Who are we to judge?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (pXeye)

722 So I see hair is still on fire

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (IyPmt)

723 Well, we know really truly for sure that the DNC is unburdened by a has been.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (Mlhrz)

724 Biden should be on the penny. Then, discontinue the one cent altogether.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (J8LnB)

725 Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s. Compared to an almost 80 year old, obese Trunp, yes she is fresh and vibrant.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (kXX/F)

You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

726 >How useless and lame is the Democrat Party that they have Kamala Harris as a frontrunner?
----


Mencken was right.

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (/7KEl)

727 90% of black female voters went for Obama.
We shall see if they turn out for Kamala in the same numbers.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (elaR+)

728 >>She's an absolute moron.


Yes. Yes, she is.
She's also incredibly mean. She was unbearable during the Kavanaugh hearings -- that awful, nasally voice as she performed her inquisition.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (Pijte)

729 The delegates are released.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:15 PM


They say I'm good at releases!

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (sKZCy)

730 You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (IyPmt)

731 715 Thanks C-33 I guess?
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:19 PM (/7KEl)

I refuse to be a defeatist, but at the same time nothing is a given.

What sport do the Chiefs play?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (8sMut)

732 Biden by not resigning from office will be blamed for not setting Kamala up for succession.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (O7YUW)

733 What are the odds that RFK Jr is assinnated?

Well I've got to give you that one.
He's the most assinnated sumbitch I've ever heard.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (zdLoL)

734 > BIDEN IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR $500,000 SPEAKING GIGS — PREFERABLY BETWEEN 10AM AND 3PM

I heard he's going to go pro on the Competitive Drooling Tour, and the pro tour for several other involuntary bodily emissions as well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (W5ArC)

735 Dem Sen. Coons: Biden Can’t Resign Because of His Foreign Policy Experience, It Would Be ‘Disrespect’ to Him

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (GITLP)

736 It's not covid it's bird flu, he's sprouting feathers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (lCWOD)

737 The "first black, woman president" moniker is only useful once, right? On her?

Bitch, please.

Of course it'll be used on her. It's who the Democrats are. Fake.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)

738 If I was a spy novelist I'd be very curious about the Crowdstrike thing.
Posted by: mediapostate at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (8jyKS)


If I was an accountant I'd be real curious about how the crowdstrike thing wiped out all the records for those millions donated to Biden-Harris. No refunds posible.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2024 05:18 PM (W/lyH)

Accounting is ONLY boring when it's done right. Ergo, accounting is never boring.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (Aqu9a)

739 Last fall I saw a deer in Missouri that was absolutely covered in tumors. They appeared to be black, and maybe the size of a mandarin orange. MoDoC had a pamphlet that says it's not an uncommon thing; the deer is probably still safe to eat, but they don't recommend it. It was about 10 yards out from my deer blind, and I thought "buddy, you're in no danger of catching a round from me!"

Posted by: PabloD at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (+c8Fn)

740 You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

I’m saying compared to Trump she is. She looks objectively younger and healthier than Trump. As anyone 20 years younger would.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (kXX/F)

741 JD Vance, Republicans call on Biden to resign from presidency immediately

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (GITLP)

742 Space: MCMXCIX featuring Grand Moff Tarkin is on now.

Next is the episode featuring a very hot Catherine Schell before she became Maya in that horrid Season 2.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (8sMut)

743 735 Dem Sen. Coons: Biden Can’t Resign Because of His Foreign Policy Experience, It Would Be ‘Disrespect’ to Him
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (GITLP)

Okay.. That's from the Bee, right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (IyPmt)

744 Debbie Dingell claiming Joe is fine and "a lot of Republicans are going very political today."

She's another slithering swamp creature who needs to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (IcuR4)

745 Trump wins in November. Biden dies in December. Harris becomes the 47th President. Hawaiian judge then rules Trump ran to be 47th President, not 48th, election not valid.

Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (qUkBO)

746 Commie Lay isn't all that popular among minorities.

Probably has something to do with demanding hard time for minor marijuana offenses while later admitting to smoking it herself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (W5ArC)

747 741 JD Vance, Republicans call on Biden to resign from presidency immediately
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (GITLP)

Why? We'll be stuck with the Whore! Fuck that!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (8sMut)

748 " The "first black, woman president" moniker is only useful once, right? On her?

Bitch, please.

Of course it'll be used on her. It's who the Democrats are. Fake.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"


The ultimate DEI appointment.

Posted by: fd at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

749 >>Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s.

And then she starts giggling while she give a speech wishing Biden well, thanking him for picking her as her partner, and normal people get a little unsettled, start to wonder if she's. . . a bit nutty?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (Pijte)

750 740 You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

I’m saying compared to Trump she is. She looks objectively younger and healthier than Trump. As anyone 20 years younger would.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (kXX/F)

The under 40 crowd will care...not many represented here...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (exHjb)

751 Kamala is unpopular with minorites becuase she married a jewish man

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (TaHi/)

752 I think the Crowdstrike error tried to reboot Biden’s Brain but he got a permanent blue screen of death instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (S6gqv)

753 That's one of the positions of us eeyores. Trump is now the old, overweight candidate while Kamala is fresh and vibrant (in addition to being Black and female).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:14 PM (lCaJd)

IMO, she's is the somewhat younger, and also overweight in body but very underweight in brain power, candidate.

BTW, Is there any chance of a Harris/Kennedy ticket?

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (YDB6U)

754 725 Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s. Compared to an almost 80 year old, obese Trunp, yes she is fresh and vibrant.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (kXX/F)

You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

Agreed. Rode hard and put up wet.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (64Zez)

755 706 Prediction: the Dems will now say Trump is too old and we need a young vibrant president. All the Biden attacks will be reversed.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Biden and the dems still have old sclerotic policies, now they have a wine mom pushing the US into the abyss instead of gramps whatever anyway.

Kamala is just a new set of curtains on the same musty dump.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (9VBcO)

756 As the old saying goes, when you ask an accountant the answer to 2+2, his response is "How much do you want it to be?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (W5ArC)

757 751 Kamala is unpopular with minorites becuase she married a jewish man
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (TaHi/)

White man.. The sisters don't like that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (IyPmt)

758 Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s. Compared to an almost 80 year old, obese Trunp, yes she is fresh and vibrant.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Eating lots of protein will do that.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (elaR+)

759 Kamala Harris will hemorrhage male voters and latino voters. If her VP pick doesn't come from one of the swing states then I have to believe it is going to man, preferably hispanic.

Keep your eye on Julian Castro, Tom Perez, & Miguel Cardona.
Non hispanics to keep your eye are Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Bob Casey, Joe Manchin, and Mark Kelly.
I don't see how she can pick Josh Shapiro without the progressive left coming undone.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (9aVck)

760
They say I'm good at releases!
Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 21, 2024 05:21 PM (sKZCy)

Swallowing is not the same thing.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (8sMut)

761 701 Kamala looks pretty good for a woman in her late 50s. Compared to an almost 80 year old, obese Trunp, yes she is fresh and vibrant.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:17 PM (kXX/F)

Trump is not obese. He's a bit overweight, but not obese.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (OX9vb)

762
BTW, Is there any chance of a Harris/Kennedy ticket?

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (YDB6U)


Same chance as a Harris/Giuliani ticket, IMHO.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (5fDan)

763 I see it now: Kamala, the first H-1B President!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (VNX3d)

764 Orban, Zelensky, Netanyahu already talking with Trump. Please please let this happen.
I want to win again. So much winning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (t/2Uw)

765 Celebrate victims day.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (J8LnB)

766 I will not resign as President of "What ever" because Jill still wants her ass kissed for 6 more months and I need to pardon Hunter.....

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (15lwl)

767 As the old saying goes, when you ask an accountant the answer to 2+2, his response is "How much do you want it to be?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (W5ArC)

It's the safe answer. There are old accountants and bold accountants, but no old and bold accountants, eh Andy Fastow?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (Aqu9a)

768 756 As the old saying goes, when you ask an accountant the answer to 2+2, his response is "How much do you want it to be?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:24 PM (W5ArC)

The answer to 2+2 is whatever I say it is. For now, 5.

Posted by: Big Brother at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (8sMut)

769 > Julian Castro

Not to mention his (brother? cousin? I forget) Joaquin, who once got me kicked off the old-school Twatter for calling him "Ho Queen".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (W5ArC)

770 740 You see fresh and vibrant. I see skanky and stupid.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:20 PM (YDB6U)

I’m saying compared to Trump she is. She looks objectively younger and healthier than Trump. As anyone 20 years younger would.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:22 PM (kXX/F)

The under 40 crowd will care...not many represented here...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (exHjb)


I don't seee her moving anyone from Trump to her. I also don't see her moving anyone from truly undecided to her. She was obnoxious and hated in 2020, and she has just been an embarrassment since then. The women who are enamored of having a first women president will vote for her, but they would have voted for Biden anyway.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (YDB6U)

771 BTW, Is there any chance of a Harris/Kennedy ticket?
Posted by: LASu

Would be interesting.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (kXX/F)

772 Why? We'll be stuck with the Whore! Fuck that!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:23 PM (8sMut)

She is going to be the nominee.

Put her in the driver's seat and show the world exactly how awful she is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (BAEGB)

773 >>Not to mention his (brother? cousin? I forget) Joaquin,


Twin brother

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (Pijte)

774 751 Kamala is unpopular with minorites becuase she married a jewish man
Posted by: Serious Cat
........................................
That would be odd as she holds the same views as those minorities in regards to Jews. The fact she's married to one is irrelevant.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (Siplc)

775 Kanela para Presidente de Los Estados Unidos y Jamaica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f1lWfboNT0

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:27 PM (lCWOD)

776 Aaron Sorkin, the creator of the ’90s NBC drama “The West Wing,” suggested on Sunday that the Democratic Party nominate a Republican, Senator Mitt Romney, to stop former President Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (GITLP)

777 @740...a truism, of course. But the point is, even LIV-ers aren't likely to.put too much stock in a contrast between DJT and Kamala appearance wise. And certainly not once DJT's dirtier tricksters start putting it out there that she's, how shall I put this, crawled her way to the top. We're mammals, sure, and make superficial first impression judgments based on appearance, but DJTs been around a long time. The figure of a moderately well kept up valley girl isn't going to disadvantage him appreciably.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (pXeye)

778 RFK, Jr. is speaking right now. He makes Kamala sound sane.

Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (14URa)

779 I see it now: Kamala, the first H-1B President!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2024 05:26 PM (VNX3d)

You misspelled Hepatitis-B, what from all the oral arguments.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (Aqu9a)

780 The Crowdstrike disaster was a test run for what is going to happen on Tuesday, November 5, 2024.
Republicans cannot wait until election day to vote. They must vote early.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (9aVck)

781 All these After-birth Democrats saying how great Biden was as POTUS and a American is Barff City. This guy sponged off the federal Government for over 50 years. The ultimate GRIFTER....

Posted by: Franklin stein at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (15lwl)

782 Keep your eye on Julian Castro, Tom Perez, & Miguel Cardona.
Non hispanics to keep your eye are Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Bob Casey, Joe Manchin, and Mark Kelly.
I don't see how she can pick Josh Shapiro without the progressive left coming undone.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (9aVck)

If she picks Julian Castro, WOAI (TV), KENS, KSAT and the Express-News in San Antonio will have an instant simultaneous orgasm.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (8sMut)

783 Trump is not obese. He's a bit overweight, but not obese.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (OX9vb)

In reality, maybe not. But the charts are all that matter. Too many companies are able to force employees to lose weight or pay higher insurance premiums because of the chart. Either way, the companies pay out less money for health insurance, or the employees get dropped. Win win for them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (0eaVi)

784 776 Aaron Sorkin, the creator of the ’90s NBC drama “The West Wing,” suggested on Sunday that the Democratic Party nominate a Republican, Senator Mitt Romney, to stop former President Donald Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (GITLP)

-------

Solid evidence Sorkin does not understand the conservative base.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (JeYYB)

785 Look, I'm all in on having Kamala take the reigns tomorrow. Seriously. Let everyone get a good look at this broad. She'll have to, you know, actually come out and discuss policy, national and international event, meet with world leaders. Talk.

What, specifically would be the reason to hide her like the Democrats have been doing with *biden?

Put in in coach... she's ready to play.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (Q4IgG)

786 Keep your eye on Julian Castro, Tom Perez, & Miguel Cardona.
Non hispanics to keep your eye are Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Bob Casey, Joe Manchin, and Mark Kelly.
I don't see how she can pick Josh Shapiro without the progressive left coming undone.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:25 PM (9aVck)

Next to Kamamal , the Castro brothers are the most unqualified, dumb and corrupt dems ever.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (YDB6U)

787 The Democrats are scum. They are sub-human animals most prominently represented by Joe and Kamala and they should be burdened with pulling agricultural goods to-and-fro down on the farm.

Hey-Yah! Giddap!

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (2UBPP)

788 > 778 RFK, Jr. is speaking right now. He makes Kamala sound sane.
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (14URa)

It's a good thing that most of those who granted automatic sainthood to any Kennedy are gone now. Many of my older family members were like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (W5ArC)

789 I don't seee her moving anyone from Trump to her. I also don't see her moving anyone from truly undecided to her. She was obnoxious and hated in 2020, and she has just been an embarrassment since then. The women who are enamored of having a first women president will vote for her, but they would have voted for Biden anyway.
Posted by: LASue

That’s a logical take. But you should know millions of voters don’t use much logic. They are swayed by a tv commercial or a magazine cover or a Facebook post.

Emotional voting is a thing. And I can see LIVs, both men and women thinking yeah woman president let’s do it. LIVs who might have gone Trump or just said they both suck I’m not voting with Biden in the race.

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (kXX/F)

790 >>Aaron Sorkin, the creator of the ’90s NBC drama “The West Wing,” suggested on Sunday that the Democratic Party nominate a Republican, Senator Mitt Romney, to stop former President Donald Trump.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ROMNEY IS NOT A REPUBLICAN, HE HAS BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN AND GAVE CANCER TO EMPLOYEES' SPOUSES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (Pijte)

791 Clyburn backs Harris.
Done!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (t/2Uw)

792 782 Keep your eye on Julian Castro, Tom Perez, & Miguel Cardona.
Non hispanics to keep your eye are Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Bob Casey, Joe Manchin, and Mark Kelly.

.. Manchin is now an independent

Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (GITLP)

793 778 RFK, Jr. is speaking right now. He makes Kamala sound sane.
Posted by: Peaches at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (14URa)

RFKJr will take votes away from Trump and secure his defeat.

Posted by: Clay Travis and Buck Sexton at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (8sMut)

794 > Next to Kamamal , the Castro brothers are the most unqualified, dumb and corrupt dems ever.
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (YDB6U)


Hey! I'm right here!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

795 Hey! I'm right here!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

Me, too!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

796 It occurs to me that at the next debate. If they bring up Charlottesville, Trump will be able to point out that there's only 1 person on that stage who doesn't have slave ownings ancestors, and it's not Kamala. In umbre

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (JOR6L)

797 ManBallsOnChin is corrupt, not stupid. He'll be looking to cut a deal with whoever wins.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (W5ArC)

798 I am sure someone has mentioned this, but imagine the hit on Trump succeeded and then Joe bows out. All candidates of the people off the table and only deep state puppets on the tickets.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (9VBcO)

799 Kamala is unpopular with minorites becuase she married a jewish man

Wait until they find out she worked to keep minorities in prison past their sentences for the cheap labor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (dZVON)

800 776 Aaron Sorkin, the creator of the ’90s NBC drama “The West Wing,” suggested on Sunday that the Democratic Party nominate a Republican, Senator Mitt Romney, to stop former President Donald Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (GITLP)

That show was Leftist wankery and sucked ass.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (8sMut)

801 Didn't The Science, America's greatest physician, Fauci vouch for Biden's health and tireless strength?


He should really be more careful because he gets one vitally important thing like this wrong, add another and make it two wrong things and then people might find it difficult to trust him.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (Y6IkP)

802 796 It occurs to me that at the next debate. If they bring up Charlottesville, Trump will be able to point out that there's only 1 person on that stage who doesn't have slave ownings ancestors, and it's not Kamala. In umbre
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (JOR6L)

Yeah, yeah, sins of the fathers and not a good idea to go there.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 05:32 PM (64Zez)

803 >>That’s a logical take. But you should know millions of voters don’t use much logic. They are swayed by a tv commercial or a magazine cover or a Facebook post.


She ran for president in 2020. Her campaign was a clusterfuck. She dropped out before a single vote was cast because she was polling lower than herpes.

People are smarter than you are giving them credit for.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:32 PM (LkLld)

804 Emotional voting is a thing. And I can see LIVs, both men and women thinking yeah woman president let’s do it. LIVs who might have gone Trump or just said they both suck I’m not voting with Biden in the race.
Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:29 PM (kXX/F)

More, "let's get someone who's not about to die" in office...and "I'm sick of the old person baggage"...

You'd be amazed if you talk to a lot of folks in their 20s how compelling just being younger will be to them...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:32 PM (exHjb)

805 Is Biden being held against his will? The people of the United States do not deserve moe Edith Wilson treatment. Wheel him out or announce the succession. Make it look better tha LBJ and Jackie in an airplane, geniuses.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:32 PM (QSrLX)

806 We have to wonder, what does Shrillary think of this?

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (YDB6U)

807 795 Hey! I'm right here!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

Me, too!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 21, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

Get out of my way!!!

Posted by: zombie Sheila Jackson Lee at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (8sMut)

808 Imagine being the guy who gets to tell Biden he withdrew... every day until January 20th.
DemCong could make a lot of money selling that job. Maybe more than once a day.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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You presume that Biden knows what he is doing.
Posted by: Braenyard

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No, I presume Biden is completely daft, did not willfully 'quit', and somebody gets the malicious joy of reminding him he is not running every day because he is daft and cannot remember anything other than really liking little girls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (cOq4q)

809 Go wake up Alexander Haig.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (QSrLX)

810 > she was polling lower than herpes.

Technically, I was her running mate.

And she mated running, swimming, up against a wall, in elevators...

Posted by: Herpes at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (W5ArC)

811 806 We have to wonder, what does Shrillary think of this?
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (YDB6U)

She and Bill endorsed her supposedly

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (IyPmt)

812 Romney? The guy who literally gave cancer to people and hates 47% of the country and wants to ban birth control and is a Mormon cult member?

That Mitt Romney?

🤣

Posted by: Biden is Finished (Now What) at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (kXX/F)

813 Marcus T
Deer fibroma
https://tinyurl.com/52ekjj2m

Posted by: Constitutionalist at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (zQyA8)

814 805 Is Biden being held against his will? The people of the United States do not deserve moe Edith Wilson treatment. Wheel him out or announce the succession. Make it look better tha LBJ and Jackie in an airplane, geniuses.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:32 PM (QSrLX)

You can't have two Presidents for the price of one?

Posted by: Gov Ferguson at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (8sMut)

815 Post

See new posts
Conversation
Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today
@JordanSchachtel
Still wild to me that this was all announced on X, and we know with 100% certainty that Biden does not use this website, and he has no idea how to tweet.
Who sent out the posts?
Why is there no photo/video evidence of Biden signing the letter?
Where is Joe Biden right now?
2:25 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (9aVck)

816 Go wake up Alexander Haig.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (QSrLX)

I get that reference. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (Aqu9a)

817 I hope she picks Bootyjuice, no one like that fag either.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (JeYYB)

818 I don't think people in their twenties draw that fine a distinction between old people.

Posted by: Herpes at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (W5ArC)

819 If I was a spy novelist I'd be very curious about the Crowdstrike thing.
Posted by: mediapostate
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It's a long list. Robert Ludlum could do a lot of writing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

820 809 Go wake up Alexander Haig.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (QSrLX)

He's at a Dead Man's Party.
Who can ask for more?

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (8sMut)

821 Lots of great "Harris is a horrible boss, disorganized mess, mean person" stories out there.

This season, DC's millennial may truly be unburdened by what has been and leak more such stories. There's a flip side to the historic wo.an candidacy. Women hate seeing other women succeed. Especially striving, untalented sluts. Team DJT knows this

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (pXeye)

822 > Go wake up Alexander Haig.

Already done. I'm in charge here.

Posted by: Alexander Miegs Haig, America's Best-Loved Fighting Man at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (W5ArC)

823 Marcus,

Any wildlife rescue orgs near you? Here in Jersey, I learned that if you call Fish and Game for a sick or wounded adult animal, they will simply kill ("cull") it. A rescue group will let you know what's up with the animal, try to treat it if they can, or if situation is hopeless and there is suffering involved, will get F&G involved.

May be against your state's laws to do anything for wildlife except call F&G, but worth a try.

Please keep us posted!

Posted by: Clio Weeps at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (kSAM8)

824 Aaron Sorkin, the creator of the ’90s NBC drama “The West Wing,” suggested on Sunday that the Democratic Party nominate a Republican, Senator Mitt Romney, to stop former President Donald Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at July 21, 2024 05:28 PM (GITLP)

That show was Leftist wankery and sucked ass.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (8sMut)

I liked it. :B

The two parter where John Goodman becomes acting prez was fun. "You are relieved, Mr. President!"

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:35 PM (w54pk)

825 I hope she picks Bootyjuice, no one like that fag either.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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IF she can find him in the office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (XeU6L)

826 818 I don't think people in their twenties draw that fine a distinction between old people.

Posted by: Herpes at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (W5ArC)

Yeah, it's Mom vs Granddad...that's the age distinction for them...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (exHjb)

827 818 I don't think people in their twenties draw that fine a distinction between old people.

Posted by: Herpes at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (W5ArC)

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hahahahah Hilarious sock for that statement.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (JeYYB)

828 806 We have to wonder, what does Shrillary think of this?
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (YDB6U)

She and Bill endorsed her supposedly
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:33 PM (IyPmt)


Yep, but that's not what I meant. IYKWIMAITYD!

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (YDB6U)

829 ace, do you get comp time for having to come in on the weekend two weekends in a row?
Seriously, glad you are here and giving us this forum.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (t/2Uw)

830 Wait until they find out she worked to keep minorities in prison past their sentences for the cheap labor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (dZVON)

That's cute, assuming the Left has morals or consistency.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (8sMut)

831 Solid evidence Sorkin does not understand the conservative base.
Posted by: Seems Legit


Solid evidence he still ingests 'shrooms.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (IG4Id)

832 Yep, but that's not what I meant. IYKWIMAITYD!
Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 05:36 PM (YDB6U)

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I wonder too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (JeYYB)

833 What dem will oppose Kamala...for fear of being labelled rayciss?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (AwYPR)

834 How big of a lowlife must you be to be rejected by the Democrat Party?

Hillary is lower than squid shit and still can't comprehend that nobody likes her.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Rupert Pupkin at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (2UBPP)

835
It would be funny (and believable) if biden is getting pope'd.

The Vatican "resigned" Pope Benedict.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (ys6MS)

836 Kamala Harris is many things. Fresh and vibrant are not among them.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (pXeye)

Come on! Yer gonna waste a perfectly good black pill?

piker...

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (89Sog)

837
Correction: the pedo fags in the Vatican

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (ys6MS)

838 Klamato Power!!!

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (EF8GF)

839 > Deer fibroma
https://tinyurl.com/52ekjj2m

I see that unlike Marcus's game dudes, the Maine dudes say it's fine to eat them.

Those Down Easters are a bunch of fucking savages.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (W5ArC)

840 See new posts
Conversation
Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today
@JordanSchachtel
Still wild to me that this was all announced on X, and we know with 100% certainty that Biden does not use this website, and he has no idea how to tweet.
Who sent out the posts?
Why is there no photo/video evidence of Biden signing the letter?
Where is Joe Biden right now?
2:25 PM · Jul 21, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:34 PM (9aVck)


It's possible.

Someone could've sent out a fake letter to get the ball rolling. Too late-it's a fait accompli sort of dealio.

But, then why aren't Biden or his people denying it?

I don't think much of this idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (eDfFs)

841
I'd like to see any ticket that has Mitt Romney on it. It's been too long since the left received a 400 EV loss.

Make massive Electoral Vote loses great again.

Posted by: The Bollard at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (RKVpM)

842 I bet the big guy got more than 10% this time.

Posted by: gm at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (0Q+OJ)

843 We have to wonder, what does Shrillary think of this?

She's thinking of how she can get the VP slot. After the inauguration, if she can control herself that long, she'll be thinking of exactly what sort of 'accident' her boss can have to ensure she moves up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:38 PM (dZVON)

844 My theory, they are throwing this cycle away. They will not put out anyone good. They will do whatever they can to stop Trump from accomplishing anything in office and will have their "dream ticket"ready for 2028.

Posted by: spypeach at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (UuB/1)

845 Animatronc Xi needs work

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (fwDg9)

846 Remember, Kamala couldn't carry CA when she ran for Pres in 2019. That's her home state.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (Da7Vv)

847 Biden Drops Out and Endorses Harris, Who Previously Ran to His Left on Guns
https://t.co/qGsN59aWN2

...Harris has the potential to push things even further. During the 2020 primary, both Biden and Harris supported a ban on AR-15s and an effort to buy them back. However, Harris went further and backed a plan to force Americans to sell their guns to the government.

The two even clashed over a Harris proposal to use executive action to ban so-called assault weapons.

“Upon being elected, I will give the United States Congress a hundred days to get their act together and have the courage to pass reasonable gun safety laws,” Harris said during an April 2019 CNN town hall. “If they fail to do it, then I will take executive action...”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (9aVck)

848 805 Is Biden being held against his will?
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psst, Joey, want some ice cream?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (lCWOD)

849 Laying a marker:

Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".

There will be no speeches or appearances between now and then.

Connect those two dots as you see fit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (BAEGB)

850 I just flipped on Fox and the guests are Brit Hume and Harold Ford. They are idiots. Martha McCallum and Bret Baier ain't helping.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (qejsy)

851 Wait, someone described Harris as "fresh and vibrant?"

That's a knee-slapper.*

*Old people like me still use that expression.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (JeYYB)

852 @844...occam aporoved

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (pXeye)

853 > She's thinking of how she can get the VP slot.

No one, not even a Democrat, is stupid enough to be a heartbeat away between Hillary Clinton and the Presidency.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (W5ArC)

854 Who did she blow to get this job. It's going to be a fun Convention.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (EF8GF)

855
Kamala Harris is many things. Fresh and vibrant are not among them.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:16 PM (pXeye)

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TDS goggles, my friend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (lCaJd)

856 Lets get proof that Hillary is still around too. They handled her like airport baggage as I recall.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (QSrLX)

857 850 I just flipped on Fox and the guests are Brit Hume and Harold Ford. They are idiots. Martha McCallum and Bret Baier ain't helping.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (qejsy)

None of them are fans of Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)

858 Who did she blow to get this job. It's going to be a fun Convention.
Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:40 PM (EF8GF)

All of us. In one night!

Posted by: Male Dem Delegates at July 21, 2024 05:41 PM (Aqu9a)

859 797 ManBallsOnChin is corrupt, not stupid. He'll be looking to cut a deal with whoever wins.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 21, 2024 05:31 PM (W5ArC)

For what? He's not running for anything this year.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 05:41 PM (j4U/Z)

860 She and Bill endorsed her supposedly
Posted by: It's me donna
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The Clintons have endorsed her, and she has accepted their endorsement.
"Former President Bill Clinton and his wife, former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, have both endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris toreplace President Joe Biden as the party’s presidential candidate.

“We are honored to join the President in endorsing Vice President Harris and will do whatever we can to support her,” the Clintons said in a statement posted on X. “Now is the time to support Kamala Harris and fight with everything we’ve got to elect her.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:41 PM (XeU6L)

861
Wait, someone described Harris as "fresh and vibrant?"

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Why not? They describe her as Black.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (lCaJd)

862 The next 5 plus months are going to be disgusting. Executive order after Executive order pushing all the pet projects of the radical inner advisors to the White House.

Total disregard for majority opinion. They are about to take the gloves off.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (dIske)

863 This entire thing is surreal. Almost impossible to digest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (XeU6L)

864 I would only dream it's The zHo and Bootyjuice

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (fwDg9)

865 >>@JordanSchachtel
Still wild to me that this was all announced on X, and we know with 100% certainty that Biden does not use this website, and he has no idea how to tweet.
Who sent out the posts?
Why is there no photo/video evidence of Biden signing the letter?
Where is Joe Biden right now?


CAN WE GET PROOF OF LIFE?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (Pijte)

866 This is my contribution to the missing food thread today.

3 parts onion powder
1 part garlic powder
1 part black pepper
1 part celery salt
1 part ground sage

Mix thoroughly, then place in a medium sized spice shaker.

Shake generously onto pork before grilling.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (O7YUW)

867 Wait, someone described Harris as "fresh and vibrant?"

===============

Why not? They describe her as Black.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:42 PM (lCaJd)

And Smrt.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (Aqu9a)

868 The under 40 crowd will care...not many represented here...[i/]

People under 40 have a hard time distinguishing between Kamala's age profile and Trump's. 59, 79, whatever.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (zdLoL)

869 It would be funny (and believable) if biden is getting pope'd.
The Vatican "resigned" Pope Benedict.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (ys6MS)

The Democrat party and the Catholic church operate in similar ways, so quite believable.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (jga5y)

870 :She's a zipperhead. Tulsi frigging Gabbard ended her presidential run. Bring it on. We aren't falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick again."

Love it. I'm queing up Box of Rain in our honor.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (Gse2f)

871 > For what? He's not running for anything this year.
Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 05:41 PM (j4U/Z)

Surely you're not naive enough to believe that the graft stops just because a pol leaves office?

They still play poker with their old buds. Still get drunk at the titty bars with them. Still go on flights to Pedo Island (or its many competitors) with them. Still engage in "business opportunities" with them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (W5ArC)

872 844 My theory, they are throwing this cycle away. They will not put out anyone good.
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The real fight is, who controls the party; the Kalorama queens, the Clintons or the DeepState. Right now, DC is hot, hot, hot.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (lCWOD)

873 By all rights, it should be Kamala. But I don't think it will be. The dems will pull whatever maneuvers they need and pick what they hope will be a stronger candidate from among their paltry bench.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (3ImbR)

874 They surrendered.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (EF8GF)

875
Remember, Kamala couldn't carry CA when she ran for Pres in 2019. That's her home state.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

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But she wasn't running against Hitler then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (lCaJd)

876 A felon weighs in on Joe dropping out. No, not Trump, someone who's actually had a judge submit the conviction paperwork:

https://t.ly/eIFM2

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (dZVON)

877 >>The next 5 plus months are going to be disgusting. Executive order after Executive order pushing all the pet projects of the radical inner advisors to the White House.


LOL

Hold our beers!

Posted by: Iran, China, Russia, N Korea. . . at July 21, 2024 05:44 PM (Pijte)

878 The real fight is, who controls the party; the Kalorama queens, the Clintons or the DeepState. Right now, DC is hot, hot, hot.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (lCWOD)

They're all Deep State.

They're all having sex with each other.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:44 PM (BAEGB)

879 Fresh and vibrating? Well, how she chooses to pleasure herself should be none of our business, especially if the Second Gentleman is too tired.

What?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 21, 2024 05:44 PM (PiwSw)

880 The West Wing: Capt Willard as President and after everything he went through in 'Nam.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Siplc)

881 It would be funny (and believable) if biden is getting pope'd.
The Vatican "resigned" Pope Benedict.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2024 05:37 PM (ys6MS)

The Democrat party and the Catholic church operate in similar ways, so quite believable.
Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (jga5y)

*side eyes*

Posted by: La Cosa Nostra at July 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

882 "Kalorama", Can someone explain this to me?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

883 Pretty sure it’s not a fibroma. I’ve seen that before. I hate to say it, but it looks like a ball sack. Poor guy, they’re probably making fun of him at the local watering hole.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 05:46 PM (AaEou)

884 Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM (lCWOD)

They're all Deep State.

They're all having sex with each other.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
--------------------------------

Sure. But who's on top?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:46 PM (lCWOD)

885 Kalorama = Obama

Neighborhood in DC where Our Democracy's First Citizen resides.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (pXeye)

886 I was out pulling weeds today.

Anything going on?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (5Seyi)

887 Bernie/AOC....might as well be entertained.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (AwYPR)

888 >>It would be funny (and believable) if biden is getting pope'd.


Justice Breyer grins like a kid.

Posted by: Iran, China, Russia, N Korea. . . at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (Pijte)

889

Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere
·
Follow
Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go in to work anymore” at 2:00 on a Sunday is peak relatability

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (kpS4V)

890
Sure. But who's on top?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Who's behind all of this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (XeU6L)

891 Kalorama", Can someone explain this to me?
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 21, 2024 05:45 PM (Z8Yh2)
~~~~~

Kalorama is a very exclusive area of DC and the Obamas own a home there.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (3ImbR)

892 Think about all the opportunities that the presidency would undoubtedly provide Kamala for her bizarre public laughter.

Posted by: -DC at July 21, 2024 05:48 PM (nOzgv)

893 Why not me, I can assemble Sauder TV stands at least.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:48 PM (YdEcD)

894 Ask Kamala why she didn't start 25th Amendment actions against Biden when it was clear he was [even more] mentally compromised?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 05:48 PM (wse2C)

895 >>Kalorama is a very exclusive area of DC and the Obamas own a home there.


And Hillary.

Posted by: Iran, China, Russia, N Korea. . . at July 21, 2024 05:48 PM (Pijte)

896 > "Kalorama", Can someone explain this to me?
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It's the name of the neighborhood where Obama's clan has setup shop. NW D.C. IINM.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (Q4IgG)

897 By all rights, it should be Kamala. But I don't think it will be. The dems will pull whatever maneuvers they need and pick what they hope will be a stronger candidate from among their paltry bench.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2024 05:43 PM


We are watching TV news and seeing all sorts of statements of love and support for joe biden doing the 'honorable" thing by stepping down from the race but there is one common thread among them, none of them I have seen so far are endorsing kamala harris other than the clintons.


schumer, pelosi, obama, et. al. are strangely silent on the issue of endorsing kamala harris.


It is going to be a brutal convention and the democrats are going to be as fractured as they were in 1968 hopefully without the assassination of one of the candidates.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)

898 Just returned from a walk. Anything from RFK, Jr presser? Is he staying in the race?

Posted by: scsmpydog at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (41CYW)

899 Sure. But who's on top?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Who's behind all of this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 05:47 PM (XeU6L)

Who's waiting in the wings?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

900 569 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)
Nobody he knows likes Trump. None own weedeaters either.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (LHPAg)

901 >>> 845 Animatronc Xi needs work
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (fwDg9)

Was it designed by Diesney's current 'imagineers'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (VavZF)

902 890
Sure. But who's on top?
Posted by: Braenyard
------

Who's behind all of this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
.............................................
https://youtu.be/vLC2qwFLbqc?si=eGpED_er_NN57K5q

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (Siplc)

903
Imagine being the guy who gets to tell Biden he withdrew... every day until January 20th.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

==============

And from there on it's going to be Arsenic and Old Lace. Him lurching around the Rehoboth compound yelling "Come on, man!" and sitting at his big fake desk while his attendants costumed in business suits bring him important documents to sign.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (lCaJd)

904 The Democrat party and the Catholic church operate in similar ways, so quite believable. --Posted by: hart
*side eyes* --Posted by: La Cosa Nostra

Waffen-Schutzstaffel strolls right in to the chat.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (zdLoL)

905 311 "Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; "
-- Barack Obama
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Old fashioned values like trannies showing off their bare boobs to children at the White House Easter egg hunt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (0Htd1)

906 900 569 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)


And they like Kamala ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (IyPmt)

907 I'm thinking of making a comeback!
- Actual Hitler

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (5p9UO)

908 So considering we've officially time traveled back to '68 we're all expecting the D convention in Chicago to go badly, right? Like...fiery, but mostly peaceful, amirite?

So the question if pantifa burns down the con killing anyone, the question is...will any of us here be sad?

Do I even gotta ask?

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (KWi4f)

909 Brit Hume says Kamala is youthful. Youthful idiot maybe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

910 Has the Clinton Crime Family spoken on this yet? Super Duper Delegates to the rescue.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (YdEcD)

911 y'all forgetting about his girl bosses, valerie jarrett and susan rice
they live with him and the duchess mike stays abroad

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (lCWOD)

912 Does she have enough experience? I filled Kamala with all I had to give her.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (zyVQc)

913 Biden said selecting Kamala as his VP was his best decision. I agree, but it was still a bad decision, just not as bad as all of his other decisions.

Posted by: Dave at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (nLwaa)

914 909 Brit Hume says Kamala is youthful. Youthful idiot maybe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

Someone needs to work on her old lady suits...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

915 Nobody he knows likes Trump. None own weedeaters either.
Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (LHPAg)

I got this brush hog thing that's basically an overgrown weed eater on wheels.

If a weed eater tells the world you're straight, this thing tells the world "that's right. Two cheerleaders. At once."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (BAEGB)

916 >>Has the Clinton Crime Family spoken on this yet? Super Duper Delegates to the rescue.

Yep. They endorsed Harris.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (LkLld)

917 Ask Kamala why she didn't start 25th Amendment actions against Biden when it was clear he was [even more] mentally compromised?
Posted by: andycanuck
____________

Or why she's not doing it right now? She's going to have to defend his current state as competent to continue serving.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (Dm8we)

918
schumer, pelosi, obama, et. al. are strangely silent on the issue of endorsing kamala harris.

=============

This is what interests me. They beat the AOC wing. They will win the battle on the nominee. I'm watching to see what they want.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (lCaJd)

919 I'm thinking of making a comeback!
- Actual Hitler
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

Yeah, I heard you were fired up!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (5Seyi)

920 >>Laying a marker:

Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".
There will be no speeches or appearances between now and then.
Connect those two dots as you see fit.
- -- - -
After the past 3 weeks?
Sure. Totally believable.

The fact that he's released his statement on freakin' X, not live/in person is highly suspect. If he can't get out of bed to do that, is he capable to reacting to an emergency/event? Is Kamala already in charge??

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (Pijte)

921 It is going to be a brutal convention and the democrats are going to be as fractured as they were in 1968 hopefully without the assassination of one of the candidates.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)

Wait...there's or ours?

Cuz they already took a shot at ours.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (KWi4f)

922 LOL

Hold our beers!
Posted by: Iran, China, Russia, N Korea. . . at July 21, 2024 05:44 PM (Pijte)

______________________________

Not a good time to take a vacation to Taiwan. They have a short window...

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (dIske)

923 Hume says Kamala has a good shot

Assassin's Dog Whistle !!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (5p9UO)

924 Anything from RFK, Jr presser?

He has developed a healthy and un-Kennedy concern
for Our Massive Federal Debt. Campaigning to libertarians?

Also, abandoning the family tradition of getting shot while leading the Dem ticket, so that's right out. I was sure he'd go there.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (zdLoL)

925 906. Brit Hume has been beating that drum for two weeks.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (Lj4sw)

926 This should cinch the bitter old hag vote.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (EF8GF)

927 Seriously, it has been bananas for the past 8 days.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (Pijte)

928 Britt Hime knows what it’s like to have balls bouncing off his chin. So yeah, he likes Harris FTW.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (AaEou)

929 569 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.

Don't necessarily like him either, but hate the shit out of you, pussy.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (j4U/Z)

930 @903....They'll tell him he's in the Senate. Chuck Robb, Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy are coming for lunch. He'll be thrilled.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (pXeye)

931 Brit Hume. The original GOPe cuck.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 05:53 PM (yFtHm)

932 Did Hume call Arizona for Harris?

Why are you still watching Fox?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (AaEou)

933 On top of this, the assassination attempt is getting weirder
The shooter is looking like a Professional Hitman

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (fwDg9)

934 916 >>Has the Clinton Crime Family spoken on this yet? Super Duper Delegates to the rescue.

Yep. They endorsed Harris.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------------------

Shocker

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (lCWOD)

935 AoSHQ hamsters getting some GAINZ today.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (O7YUW)

936 Can we get serious now?

I have Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes, Buttercreame Cupkakes, and Creame Filled Krimpets to choose from.

Which one goes with Blackberry Moonshine?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (5Seyi)

937 Gonna hit a thousand comments on a Sunday.

Man, the news cycle better let up soon. Hamsters haven't had a break in weeks!

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (KWi4f)

938 "People are smarter than you are giving them credit for."

No, we're not!

Posted by: Jimmy and Karen, Ypsilanti, MI at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (qUkBO)

939 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.

Tell that to the tens of thousands of people at his Rallies.. They seem to like him

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (IyPmt)

940 Let's go to Britt Hume for some good old Fashioned down to earth nevertrump comments.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (AaEou)

941 I'm thinking of making a comeback!
- Actual Hitler
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 21, 2024 05:50 PM (5p9UO)

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Vibbentrop at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (Aqu9a)

942 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (LkLld)

943 920. Remember, Covid protocols require one to avoid all human contact for at least five days.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (Lj4sw)

944 >>Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability;


He must've pissed his pants laughing as he wrote that.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (Pijte)

945 Funny how all the deep staters are suddenly unified. And Brit Hume is singing from their hymnal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 05:56 PM (pgG81)

946 Brit Hume says Kamala is youthful.

Brit Hume is 81. Let's ask again later.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 05:56 PM (zdLoL)

947 Has the Clinton Crime Family spoken on this yet? Super Duper Delegates to the rescue.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 05:51 PM


dnc rules state that super delegates can't vote in the first round.


Not that the democrats are above changing the rules to whatever suits the anointed candidate more favorably.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 05:56 PM (QNSds)

948 Is the Internet harden against an EMP?
I guess, not harden at all.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (J8LnB)

949 Laying a marker:

Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".

There will be no speeches or appearances between now and then.

Connect those two dots as you see fit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*Doc prepares syringe*

"Tell me about the rabbits again"

Posted by: Miklos easily imagines at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (XIkHl)

950 Creame Filled Krimpets to choose from.

Which one goes with Blackberry Moonshine?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 05:54 PM (5Seyi)

Hmmmm... peanut butter and jelly? Or berries and creme?

Better just eat two packs, to be safe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (BAEGB)

951 @933...."And the fucker missed! I think it was on purpose, Dad. I told you they'd fuck us"--- Hunter Biden

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (pXeye)

952 Britt never talks to anyone outside the bubble

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (fwDg9)

953 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4


Far more enjoyable than the real thing.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (2fIGV)

954 GOPe : we welcome Kamala to the race and will be happy to help her remove antiquated ballot rules in order that a fair fight occurs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (qejsy)

955 Hume is very astute.
... Unless it interferes with his culture class. St. Albans, you know.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (lCWOD)

956 The only thing I say about this switch is that it will be harder to insult her because black/woman... Gonna have to find another way to go after her...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (IyPmt)

957 >>Remember, Covid protocols require one to avoid all human contact for at least five days.


Oh, he could get a trusted reporter/newsperson to film it, no problem. They just stand 20+ft away and they set up a lecturn in the front yard. RFK jr. just did it form Hyannis Port.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (Pijte)

958 My 40 some mile drive out to Lancaster lots of Trump signs, not 1 Biden / Harris one

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

959 844 My theory, they are throwing this cycle away. They will not put out anyone good. They will do whatever they can to stop Trump from accomplishing anything in office and will have their "dream ticket"ready for 2028.
Posted by: spypeach at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (UuB/1)

I thought a few days ago that this was true, now I think they're going to swing for the fences.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (lg881)

960 I know how to position her for success....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (15lwl)

961 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (LkLld)

That his Trump imitation?

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (AwYPR)

962 Or why she's not doing it right now? She's going to have to defend his current state as competent to continue serving.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 05:52 PM (Dm8we)


The answer is that Kamala and the Clintons threatened the Bidens with the 25th, speaking for the donors, and carrying along a lot of the Cabinet (but not Cheatle, she's a goner too).

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (gKWVE)

963 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (LkLld)

Well shit, guess i was wrong. (lawl)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (BAEGB)

964 >69 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.



what happened to that guy?

Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)

965 960 I know how to position her for success....
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (15lwl)

A couple inches to the left?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (BAEGB)

966 We be Jammin man !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (15lwl)

967 964 >69 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.



what happened to that guy?
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)

Trump is too uncouth for his sensibilities...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (IyPmt)

968 I am very proud
Of my daddy's name
Although his kind of politics
And mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my position
If I get stoned and talk all night long
It's a family tradition

Posted by: RFK, Jr. at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (Aqu9a)

969 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.



what happened to that guy?
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)


He likes having a paycheck.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (eDfFs)

970 >>> 959 844 My theory, they are throwing this cycle away. They will not put out anyone good. They will do whatever they can to stop Trump from accomplishing anything in office and will have their "dream ticket"ready for 2028.
Posted by: spypeach at July 21, 2024 05:39 PM (UuB/1)

I thought a few days ago that this was true, now I think they're going to swing for the fences.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (lg881)

Yeah, I don't think the power hungry nutcases could cope with letting OrangeManBad win.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 06:01 PM (VavZF)

971 Nub nub!!!

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 06:01 PM (EF8GF)

972 Trump asks one question if kamala. "Do you think Biden is up to carrying the nuclear codes 24-7 for the next six months?"

Next question, "Where is Joe right now?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:01 PM (9VBcO)

973 969 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.



what happened to that guy?
Posted by: Don Black at July 21, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)

He likes having a paycheck.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (eDfFs)

Tell me about it

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at July 21, 2024 06:01 PM (IyPmt)

974 Well now we know how long it took from Biden's big donors turning off the taps to the party shoving him overboard.

July 2 Ace headline:
"Biden's Not the Candidate Yet: Democrat Donors Threaten to Close Their Wallets; Privately, Obama Wants Biden Out of the Race"

July 11 Ace headline:
"Donors Are Hanging Up on Joe Biden's Fundraisers"

July 21 Biden is thrown overboard.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:02 PM (O7YUW)

975 Trump is too uncouth for his sensibilities...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:00 PM (IyPmt)

I wish Trump would have him swatted...or his car towed.

Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2024 06:02 PM (AwYPR)

976 None of us knows what's going on where it really matters with the Inner-party. Only that the supposed importance of black women voters is laughable.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:02 PM (yFtHm)

977 942 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 05:55 PM (LkLld)

Fresh and vibrant!

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:02 PM (64Zez)

978 Noticable that the Biden WH staff are still hedging thier bets... being vague about supporting the party... but not confirming Biden resigned. They are HEDGING. They are blidnsided and aren't sure what atually is happening.

Really f'ing strange how this was announced on Biden's peronal account without any official letterhead. Like a coup plotter was ready to hit *POST* the moment Biden gave any kind of intention to agree to this udea.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (TaHi/)

979 Halperin just said the Biden WH has been like Rocky Horror Picture Picture Show as opposed to President Tump's term was more like a Norman Rockwell painting.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (LHPAg)

980 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.

Standing at a Trump rally:

"Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (rHxhM)

981 Next question, "Where is Joe right now?"

Wandering the beach at Rehoboth looking for his shorts

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

982 Brit Hume says Kamala has a good shot because nobody likes Trump.
_______________

Crooks thought he had a good shot too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

983 946 Brit Hume says Kamala is youthful.

Brit Hume is 81. Let's ask again later.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver



I want to be her slave.

Posted by: Britt Hume, only wearing a ball gag at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (sAmhv)

984 There is more room under the DNCs bus.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM (EF8GF)

985 Really f'ing strange how this was announced on Biden's peronal account without any official letterhead. Like a coup plotter was ready to hit *POST* the moment Biden gave any kind of intention to agree to this udea.

I've been hacked! CrowdStrike glitch!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:04 PM (rHxhM)

986 @972

>>Next question, "Where is Joe right now?"

Probably napping.

He probably averages 8 hours of napping or energy saver mode, per day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:04 PM (XV/Pl)

987 dnc rules state that super delegates can't vote in the first round.


Not that the democrats are above changing the rules to whatever suits the anointed candidate more favorably.
Posted by: Mister Scott
____________

I think each state's laws require some minimum process to qualify as a "nominee." They can't just pull the nominee's name out of their ass, so I hope the lawyers on our side are ready here with any possible challenges.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (Dm8we)

988 Well now we know how long it took from Biden's big donors turning off the taps to the party shoving him overboard.

The flaw in their plan is that the next-best bets, the superstars of the D party, are Kamala, Buttigieg, Newsome, Whitmer, Hillary, and/or Michael Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (2fIGV)

989 My Statement on President Biden’s Announcement
Barack Obama 3 min read 2 hours ago
Joe Biden has been one of America’s most consequential presidents, as well as a dear friend and partner to me. Today, we’ve also been reminded — again — that he’s a patriot of the highest order.

Sixteen years ago, when I began my search for a vice president, I knew about Joe’s remarkable career in public service. But what I came to admire even more was his character — his deep empathy and hard-earned resilience; his fundamental decency and belief that everyone counts.

Since taking office, President Biden has displayed that character again and again. He helped end the pandemic, created millions of jobs, lowered the cost of prescription drugs, passed the first major piece of gun safety legislation in 30 years, made the biggest investment to address climate change in history, and fought to ensure the rights of working people to organize for fair wages and benefits. Internationally, he restored America’s standing in the world, revitalized NATO, and mobilized the world to stand up against Russian aggression in Ukraine.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (wse2C)

990 Surprised the Clinton's gave it up to Kamala. Thought she was Obama's girl. So, what have the Kalorama queens said?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (lCWOD)

991 My Statement on President Biden’s Announcement
Barack Obama
More than that, President Biden pointed us away from the four years of chaos, falsehood, and division that had characterized Donald Trump’s administration. Through his policies and his example, Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability; a country that insists that everyone, no matter who they are, has a voice and deserves a chance at a better life.

This outstanding track record gave President Biden every right to run for re-election and finish the job he started. Joe understands better than anyone the stakes in this election — how everything he has fought for throughout his life, and everything that the Democratic Party stands for, will be at risk if we allow Donald Trump back in the White House and give Republicans control of Congress.

I also know Joe has never backed down from a fight. For him to look at the political landscape and decide that he should pass the torch to a new nominee is surely one of the toughest in his life. But I know he wouldn’t make

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (wse2C)

992 Wandering the beach at Rehoboth looking for his shorts
Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 06:03 PM

He had better hope he isn't arrested for impersonating a Kennedy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (Wnv9h)

993 Harris elected POTUS ......... In other news........

Iran Launched Nuke Strike on Israel
North Korea invades South Korea
China invades Taiwan and Japan
Putin invades Poland
Houti Rebels Destroy Saudi Oil Industry
Oil Prices Spike to $300 a barrel
US and Europe Economies plunged into a Depression
POTUS Elect Harris Cackles about Abortion for all to address World Crisis

Posted by: The Future.... January 2025 at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (15lwl)

994 Who is going to get the coveted 1,000th post?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (QNSds)

995 I wonder if Cameltoe would pick Ralph Northam or Terry McAuliffe for VP?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:05 PM (9aVck)

996 Joe has made a statement.

https://tinyurl.com/ytpcp5e4
Posted by: JackStraw

Perhaps the greatest tweet ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (5Seyi)

997 1000

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (9VBcO)

998 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

999
About a month till the Democrat convention...

Plenty of time for more black swan events to happen
to set up whatever the Dim Elite want.

or

Lots and I do mean lots of money going out to all parties that could mess up the coronation of Preezy Candidate Blowjob and make sure it's one big love fest.

Probably a bit of both.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (eDfFs)

1000 agggh

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

1001 Rats

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (9VBcO)

1002 999 posts on the wall....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

1003 Momma why is daddy leaving us, we NEED HIM!

//Van Jones

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (X0I7i)

1004 Crooks thought he had a good shot too.

Edited for accuracy:

The Deep State™ thought Crooks had a good shot too.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (rHxhM)

1005 But I know he wouldn’t make this decision unless he believed it was right for America. It’s a testament to Joe Biden’s love of country — and a historic example of a genuine public servant once again putting the interests of the American people ahead of his own that future generations of leaders will do well to follow.

We will be navigating uncharted waters in the days ahead. But I have extraordinary confidence that the leaders of our party will be able to create a process from which an outstanding nominee emerges. I believe that Joe Biden’s vision of a generous, prosperous, and united America that provides opportunity for everyone will be on full display at the Democratic Convention in August. And I expect that every single one of us are prepared to carry that message of hope and progress forward into November and beyond.

For now, Michelle and I just want to express our love and gratitude to Joe and Jill for leading us so ably and courageously during these perilous times — and for their commitment to the ideals of freedom and equality that this country was founded on.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (wse2C)

1006 What do I win?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

1007 @978

>>Really f'ing strange how this was announced on Biden's peronal account without any official letterhead.

Yeah dude, we're not really a country anymore, probably haven't been one for a while, most likely since 2008, we're starting see it more clearly now is all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (XV/Pl)

1008 wow, did I miss that by a lot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

1009 F' Brit Hume

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:07 PM (IyPmt)

1010 Brit Hume hates Trump and JD Vance.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:07 PM (9aVck)

1011 @1006: A dead AoSHQ hamster, and you're responsible for replacing him.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:07 PM (O7YUW)

1012 999
About a month till the Democrat convention...

Plenty of time for more black swan events to happen
to set up whatever the Dim Elite want.

or

Lots and I do mean lots of money going out to all parties that could mess up the coronation of Preezy Candidate Blowjob and make sure it's one big love fest.

Probably a bit of both.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (eDfFs)

Kinda surprised the dems don't hold the convention two week before election.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:07 PM (9VBcO)

1013 It will be interesting to see if the lawfare against Trump was hatched and organized from Delaware or Kalorama.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (rHxhM)

1014 Crazy Ivan.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Uncle Palp>>>>>Crazy Ivan

Posted by: Miklos and Ancient Slavonaut Theorists say YES at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (XIkHl)

1015 If there is any move away from Harris it will be a relative unknown.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (yFtHm)

1016 949 Laying a marker Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".
Posted by: Miklos easily imagines at July 21, 2024 05:57 PM (XIkHl)

Interesting. Was wondering the same thing when the announcement came on this afternoon.

Deal done, DOCTOR Jill and Hunter and let's not forget James taken care of; just a few messy details to clean up...

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (j4U/Z)

1017 Go long on mail in ballot futures.

Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (EF8GF)

1018 Gee, someone isn't mentioned in Obama's blowjob to the man whose ability to fuck things up was never in doubt.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (wse2C)

1019 1017 Go long on mail in ballot futures.
Posted by: Genius at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (EF8GF)

Kamala will get 100 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:09 PM (IyPmt)

1020 It's fun watching the dems treat the Whitehouse like their own personal chicken to f*ck.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (9VBcO)

1021
We will be navigating uncharted waters in the days ahead.


This is why its sort of important to follow exiting laws rather than going Cowboy and just winging it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (rHxhM)

1022 989, 991, 1005 Thanks, andycanuck!

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (64Zez)

1023 On top of this, the assassination attempt is getting weirder
The shooter is looking like a Professional Hitman
Posted by: Skip


Not at 20 years old, he isn't.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (x3vYl)

1024 18 I'm slightly more concerned now that they're allowing Karmella to take the reins. They know she can't win, so I anticipate lots more political violence directed at Trump and Trump-adjacent individuals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 21, 2024 03:58 PM (C38z1)



I often think the Dems would rather have Trump in office so that they can blame him for their failures, especially when the entire bureaucracy will mutiny against anything he tries to do to correct the problems.


Plus the violence in the streets is a net positive for the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (x0n13)

1025 Kamala will get 100 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:09 PM


Piker.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (QNSds)

1026 Stop sticking that fork in me!!!

Posted by: Joey B at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (ZA826)

1027 I remember how Brit Hume reacted incredulity when JD Vance said he didn't care about The Ukraine. Yeah, I have no reason to care what Hume thinks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (TaHi/)

1028 Wow, that JEF statement is gag-inducing; I couldn't even make it to the end. I'll bet even the DU folks are going to have a hard time believing that. I mean it's so over the top you wonder if whoever wrote it is snickering saying to their friends on the other side of the bong, "LOL look what I just wrote".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (lg881)

1029 989, 991, 1005 Thanks, andycanuck!
Posted by: m
==
No. Thank Barack!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (wse2C)

1030 To be honest I'd rather Trump was running against Joe... But still if Kamala can manage a "win" then it really doesn't matter she replaced Joe.. Trump was never going to win then.. I still believe he will

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (IyPmt)

1031 >>Halperin just said the Biden WH has been like Rocky Horror Picture Picture Show as opposed to President Tump's term was more like a Norman Rockwell painting.


Where was this version Halperin who was yucking it up about what a joke and weirdo Trump was as a regular on Morning Joe 2015-2020?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (Pijte)

1032 ">>Remember, Covid protocols require one to avoid all human contact for at least five days."

No problem. He'll be with Jill.


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (cct0t)

1033 >>> 972 Trump asks one question if kamala. "Do you think Biden is up to carrying the nuclear codes 24-7 for the next six months?"

Next question, "Where is Joe right now?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2024 06:01 PM (9VBcO)

Moose upthread tried to tell you, he's gone to a farm in the country playing with lots of new friends and one old one named Xi.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (VavZF)

1034 Plus the violence in the streets is a net positive for the Left.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

RIOT!

The Unbeatable High!

Posted by: the Dead Kennedys feat. Miklos at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (XIkHl)

1035 It will be interesting to see if the lawfare against Trump was hatched and organized from Delaware or Kalorama.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 21, 2024 06:08 PM (rHxhM)

It was Obama DoJ holdovers. Biden had little to do with it

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (yFtHm)

1036 Trump has put out a statement now. Biden is the worst President ever. And Kamala is going to be way easier to beat than Joe would have been.

I think he's right.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (JOR6L)

1037
Laying a marker Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".
Posted by: Miklos easily imagines

============

No necessarily succumb, which requires an actual death certificate. But maybe it has been determined that he will not be able to recover sufficiently to resume his duties in a timely manner in this very sensitive time. Ly manner. Anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 06:13 PM (lCaJd)

1038 Not at 20 years old, he isn't.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (x3vYl)

Wrong dude?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:13 PM (BAEGB)

1039 To be honest I'd rather Trump was running against Joe... But still if Kamala can manage a "win" then it really doesn't matter she replaced Joe.. Trump was never going to win then.. I still believe he will

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM


Me as well. They are going to say kamala doesn't have a record and biden did all of that icky inflation stuff and the media is going to run with that.



Problem for them is Trump can tie the entire presidency record to harris because she was constantly casting votes to break ties in the Senate. She owns the last three years just like biden does.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (QNSds)

1040 1025 Kamala will get 100 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:09 PM


Piker.

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at July 21, 2024 06:11 PM (QNSds)

---

Hold my beer...

-Sadam Hussein

Its funny that everyone knew if you didn't vote for Sadam, you might be tortured and killed and even he didn't 81,000,000 votes

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (b+QiS)

1041

"Succumb?"


I love that word - - - Kamala

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (x0n13)

1042 agggh
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

This is either your impression of the Hamsters in their daily struggles or Mayor Booty Juice in the throes of passion.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (2K95w)

1043 Not at 20 years old, he isn't.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:10 PM (x3vYl)

Wrong dude?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


1. Crooks was no professional.
2. If there was a second shooter, it's possible he was.
3. Pros don't usually miss.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (x3vYl)

1044
Wow, that JEF statement is gag-inducing; I couldn't even make it to the end. I'll bet even the DU folks are going to have a hard time believing that. I mean it's so over the top you wonder if whoever wrote it is snickering saying to their friends on the other side of the bong, "LOL look what I just wrote".
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

==============

ChatGPT-worthy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (lCaJd)

1045 No problem. He'll be with Jill.


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (cct0t)

*tongue darts out*

*licks own eyeball*

Posted by: Agent D'Jill, on attachment to the Sol Subjugation Force at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (BAEGB)

1046 Laying a marker Within 48 hours, Shitpants will have "succumbed to complications related to covid".
Posted by: Miklos easily imagines

This is not my marker.

I just agreed.

Posted by: Miklos for purposes of brevity at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (XIkHl)

1047 1041

She's a suckubus.



Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (cct0t)

1048 3. Pros don't usually miss.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:14 PM (x3vYl)

His hit would have been perfect.. If Trump hadn't moved his head

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (IyPmt)

1049 1045 No problem. He'll be with Jill.


Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (cct0t)

*tongue darts out*

*licks own eyeball*
Posted by: Agent D'Jill, on attachment to the Sol Subjugation Force at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (BAEGB)



"Ooh Hot! How about a throuple?!"


- - Anita Dunn and The GOrn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (x0n13)

1050 Howie Carr has a great column out today. "Farewell to the worst president ever"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (qejsy)

1051 *tongue darts out*

*licks own eyeball*
Posted by: Agent D'Jill


That's how I picked up chicks in the bar.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (x3vYl)

1052 1047 1041
She's a suckubus.
Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (cct0t)

suck-u-bus
Tailpipe!

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (64Zez)

1053 That's how I picked up chicks in the bar.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (x3vYl)
-------------

Chicks would allow you to get close enough to lick their eyeballs?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

1054 She's a suckubus.
Posted by: Toad-0 at July 21, 2024 06:15 PM (cct0t)

suck-u-bus
Tailpipe!
Posted by: m


Suck start a semi.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:17 PM (x3vYl)

1055 1031 >>Halperin just said the Biden WH has been like Rocky Horror Picture Picture Show as opposed to President Tump's term was more like a Norman Rockwell painting.


Where was this version Halperin who was yucking it up about what a joke and weirdo Trump was as a regular on Morning Joe 2015-2020?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (Pijte)
Same place Brit Hume is now?

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 06:17 PM (LHPAg)

1056 I don't get the distinction people are putting on differences between Kamala and *biden. They're cut from the same cloth.

Here's what I see... Kamala has been told what the left's plan is. Here's the script. Follow it or die. Period.

Why do people think that somehow her appointment to the White House is Armageddon? It the exact same shit. Recycled as "black, woman, etc."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2024 06:18 PM (Q4IgG)

1057 That's how I picked up chicks in the bar.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:16 PM (x3vYl)
-------------

Chicks would allow you to get close enough to lick their eyeballs?
Posted by: blake

Who said I got close?

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:18 PM (x3vYl)

1058 I wonder what Trump's nickname for Kamala will be?

All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

1059
All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

Kackling Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (IyPmt)

1060 Read that Crooks belonged to a local shooting range and was a regular. He's been planning on shooting someone for a long time.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (lCWOD)

1061 Ask her if the White House coke was hers. She was there that day I recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (wse2C)

1062 @1056/Martini Farmer: "Why do people think that somehow her appointment to the White House is Armageddon?"

It isn't. It's just another foot down the slippery slide towards President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (O7YUW)

1063 Mark Halperine said on Megyn Kelly (live streaming now) that it is going to be Kamala Harris but that the Democrats are trying to set up a fake "open primary".
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 03:59 PM (9aVck)


I got the VP completely wrong.

I was SURE Biden bowing out today was BS, just to put pressure on Biden.

I've said that if Biden steps down, it'll be Big Mike.

So I guess we know for sure it WON'T be Big Mike. This guy Halperine seems to know what he's talking about, so I guess we can expect Kamala. I can't really imagine anybody supporting Kamala for a POTUS run - she's completely pathetic - but here we are.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (hOOi9)

1064 I wonder what Trump's nickname for Kamala will be?

All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".
Posted by: SpeakingOf


I'm kinda partial yo Kumswalla.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (x3vYl)

1065 Cackling Kamala will be the nickname

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (qejsy)

1066 1058 I wonder what Trump's nickname for Kamala will be?

All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

Laffin' Kamala

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (64Zez)

1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

The hoots of laughter drove her back into her bedroom.

Gonna be a short week for her and her hubby, I predict.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (5Seyi)

1068 All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

Vice President Hoover?

Posted by: Agent D'Jill, on attachment to the Sol Subjugation Force at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (BAEGB)

1069 Cackles.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (wse2C)

1070 I see Juan Williams is still brain damaged

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (qejsy)

1071 (Extrasolar invasion force sock off)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (BAEGB)

1072 Read that Crooks belonged to a local shooting range and was a regular. He's been planning on shooting someone for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard


Didn't even get to join his High School club because he was so bad. Coach told him to gtfo.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (x3vYl)

1073 >>>Why do people think that somehow her appointment to the White House is Armageddon? It the exact same shit. Recycled as "black, woman, etc."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------------

Kalorama rules.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (lCWOD)

1074 Read that Crooks belonged to a local shooting range and was a regular. He's been planning on shooting someone for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard
-------
If the Fibbers are actually doing their job (I know, I know...) there have probably been some interesting interviews with the members.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

1075 Kackling Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (IyPmt)

That's good, too.


Unfortunately, Trump is limited by the need to remain "PG".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

1076 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (5Seyi)

Oh, my.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (64Zez)

1077 Didn't even get to join his High School club because he was so bad. Coach told him to gtfo.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (x3vYl)
-----

He's had two or three years to practice.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (lCWOD)

1078 Hi. I have the mother of all conspiracies. What if Biden actually DID orchestrate the attempt on Trump and there is fear that is going to blow open so they need him out to avoid that scandal or take a huge hit from the scandal?

I know, I was getting a bit imaginative while working out.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (jAPoh)

1079 1061 Ask her if the White House coke was hers. She was there that day I recall.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (wse2C)

No way.

That bitch smoke rocks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (BAEGB)

1080 I think Trump will call her the Border Czar.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (u73oe)

1081 Trump has put out a statement now. Biden is the worst President ever. And Kamala is going to be way easier to beat than Joe would have been.

I think he's right.
Posted by: RedY
banzai at July 21, 2024 06:12 PM (JOR6L)

Yer never gonna black pill people with comments like that!

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (89Sog)

1082 The hoots of laughter drove her back into her bedroom.

Gonna be a short week for her and her hubby, I predict.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (5Seyi)
-------------

Has anyone suggested an intervention? Because your SIL needs help.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (tT6L1)

1083 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 3h
Crooked Joe Biden is the Worst President, by far, in the History of our Nation. He has done everything possible to destroy our Country, from our Southern Border, to Energy Dominance, National Security, International Standing, and so much more. He was annihilated in an Earth Shattering Debate, and now the Corrupt and Radical Democrats are throwing him overboard. He was not fit to serve from the very beginning, but the people around him lied to America about his Complete and Total Mental, Physical, and Cognitive Demise. Whoever the Left puts up now will just be more of the same. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

@realDonaldTrump · 59m
Does anybody really believe that Crooked Joe had Covid? No, he wanted to get out ever since June 27th, the night of The Debate, where he was completely obliterated. That was the big moment in Joe Biden’s demise. That was the point in time when Joe was revealed for what he is, an incompetent man who should never have been President. Joe Biden is not fit to serve - He is destroying our Country!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (wse2C)

1084 This anti-Kamala Trump ad doesn't work for me at all. It's pretty obvious that ol' Joe wasn't really running anything, but it's also pretty obvious that Kamala wasn't running anything either.

Maybe they'll have a guy with a red hat take a shot at her, and see if that works. If he actually kills her by mistake, they still come out ahead...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (hOOi9)

1085 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

The hoots of laughter drove her back into her bedroom.

Gonna be a short week for her and her hubby, I predict.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024

If you don’t draw a mustache on it, I will be very disappointed.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (jAPoh)

1086 Didn't even get to join his High School club because he was so bad. Coach told him to gtfo.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (x3vYl)

I think his coach knew he was crazier than a shit house rat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (qZEuM)

1087 'Dick' Morris wearing lipstick?

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

1088 1072 Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (x3vYl)

"Bad" is relative, Lad was on the air rifle team they are shooting groups about the size of a pencil eraser regularly.

Kid could probably make minute of skull range 9.5 out of ten times....

Providence intervened he was still on target without movement.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (X0I7i)

1089 But everyone hates Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/3z79mkm2

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (LkLld)

1090 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 45m
My debate with Crooked Joe Biden, the Worst President in the history of the United States, was slated to be broadcast on Fake News ABC, the home of George Slopadopolus, sometime in September. Now that Joe has, not surprisingly, has quit the race, I think the Debate, with whomever the Radical Left Democrats choose, should be held on FoxNews, rather than very biased ABC. Thank you! DJT

@realDonaldTrump · 31m
So, we are forced to spend time and money on fighting Crooked Joe Biden, he polls badly after having a terrible debate, and quits the race. Now we have to start all over again. Shouldn’t the Republican Party be reimbursed for fraud in that everybody around Joe, including his doctors and the Fake News Media, knew he was not capable of running for, or being, President? Just askin’?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:24 PM (wse2C)

1091 Cackling' Kamie. Sung by Joel Diamond.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:25 PM (yFtHm)

1092 >>1076 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (5Seyi)
__
Not above the headboard?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 21, 2024 06:25 PM (P32zX)

1093 Tonypete, was it hand drawn by her?

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:25 PM (64Zez)

1094 > Nobody he knows likes Trump. None own weedeaters either.
Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 05:49 PM (LHPAg)

Or have ever worked for a living in any way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:25 PM (W5ArC)

1095 1078 Hi. I have the mother of all conspiracies. What if Biden actually DID orchestrate the attempt on Trump and there is fear that is going to blow open so they need him out to avoid that scandal or take a huge hit from the scandal?

I know, I was getting a bit imaginative while working out.

Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (jAPoh)

---------

I think it's a lot simpler than that.
Joe&Co. we're told, in no uncertain terms, that all the money was about to dry up and if he wanted to keep his son, his brother, and himself out of jail, he'd better hand the reigns to Kamala.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:25 PM (6ydKt)

1096 Beto is trending on X
@ItsDexW

If Beto could turn Texas, this would stick it to Trump & GOP. Just think, Texas & Az in the pockets while keeping Penn, MI & WI

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

1097 1078 Hi. I have the mother of all conspiracies. What if Biden actually DID orchestrate the attempt on Trump and there is fear that is going to blow open so they need him out to avoid that scandal or take a huge hit from the scandal?

I know, I was getting a bit imaginative while working out.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (jAPoh)

Biden's lucky to orchestrate his drooling...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (TGPs7)

1098 Damn, TGE called in an Exterminatus strike

Posted by: gKWVE at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (gKWVE)

1099 1096 Beto is trending on X
@ItsDexW

If Beto could turn Texas, this would stick it to Trump & GOP. Just think, Texas & Az in the pockets while keeping Penn, MI & WI
Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

Beto ? Turn Texas ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (IyPmt)

1100 1100

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (64Zez)

1101 Who the fuck resigns from a presidential campaign as their party's presumptive nominee, as an incumbent no less, by a fucking tweet?

"I'll be addressing the nation later"... what??? What in fuck are you possibly doing right now that's more important than making this address?

I'm really starting to think he just croaked, and the shitheels he's surrounded by are in full panic mode. Which implies they didn't expect him to croak (i.e. he finally gave out on his own)... and all they know how to do on short notice is lie, lie like the wind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (BAEGB)

1102 This discussion is fun but useless. The Dem POTUS nominee will be whoever Soros tells the DNC he wants.

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (5fDan)

1103 Beatoff can keep dreaming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (qZEuM)

1104 If you don’t draw a mustache on it, I will be very disappointed.
Posted by: Piper

You've been standing on the deck peeking in the window, haven't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (5Seyi)

1105 1096 Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

Governor O'Beto...wait Senator Beta is a great pick and sure to flip Texas.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:27 PM (X0I7i)

1106 Tonypete, was it hand drawn by her?
Posted by: m

Oh yeah!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (5Seyi)

1107 Guy on Fox - The Ho was a prosecutor so she knows her way around

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

1108 Biden's lucky to orchestrate his drooling...

Piper said "Biden" didn't say which Biden

Posted by: someone with a big pile of coke on his laptop at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (gKWVE)

1109 Watched a video that claimed the snipers in the building below Crooks are the ones that shot Trump.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (xjTDL)

1110 Read that Crooks belonged to a local shooting range and was a regular. He's been planning on shooting someone for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard


Didn't even get to join his High School club because he was so bad. Coach told him to gtfo.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 21, 2024 06:21 PM (x3vYl)


Seemed like the coach had to have been a pretty crappy coach, not giving a freshman another chance the next year. Teenagers are still growing, and can be awkward - they change rapidly.

It's MEANINGLESS that he was a hilariously bad shot SIX YEARS earlier.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (hOOi9)

1111 Beto is on record saying he's coming for guns. AZ is a huge 2A state. I don't think Beto's remarks on the Second will play well here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

1112 1106 Tonypete, was it hand drawn by her?
Posted by: m

Oh yeah!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (5Seyi)

Oh. Sorry, Tonypete.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (64Zez)

1113 Read that Crooks belonged to a local shooting range and was a regular. He's been planning on shooting someone for a long time.

Congratulations. That is the most squat to pee Karen thing I've read all week.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (zdLoL)

1114 `1099 Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM (IyPmt)

Thanks, I have been sober for a quarter century and thought I was drunk....

"Beta flips Texas"

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (X0I7i)

1115 Kasting Kouch Kamala works.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (kZD16)

1116 That would assume that Beatoff O'Cuck actually wanted that job. Or any job.

He only pretends to run because it keeps his father-in-law off his back about getting a job.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (W5ArC)

1117 1107 Guy on Fox - The Ho was a prosecutor so she knows her way around
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 06:28 PM (fwDg9)

Sounds like Fox is all in for Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

1118 @girlsreallyrule
Kamala Harris for President is officially filed with the FEC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

1119 Another one.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2xj8dj

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (LkLld)

1120 Great shot via Insty's...

Emily Burns😊 DMs welcome #TeamReality @EmilyVBurns
Well, I guess now we know why dems tell their voters to vote in Republican primaries—those are the only ones where their votes actually count.
4:43 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (wse2C)

1121 1102 This discussion is fun but useless. The Dem POTUS nominee will be whoever Soros tells the DNC he wants.
Posted by: Gref
...............................
He's retiring. His son is calling the shots now

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (Siplc)

1122 1080 I think Trump will call her the Border Czar.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2024 06:23 PM (u73oe)

As he should.
By the end of this, I imagine Trump will be calling her a lot of things.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (6ydKt)

1123 1114 comments. Hamsters peddling furiously….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (xT8gx)

1124 @1102/Gref: And you can bet whoever it is will already be a member of the World Economic/Evil Forum.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (O7YUW)

1125 1101 Who the fuck resigns from a presidential campaign as their party's presumptive nominee, as an incumbent no less, by a fucking tweet?

***********

Behold! The power of the intern who grasps the Presidential Tweet Account!

Posted by: Biden Intern, who knows how to tweet at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (kZD16)

1126 I'm back so don't know if this has been mentioned but Soros Jr is supporting Kamala.
It's starting to look like a done deal.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (t/2Uw)

1127 Crooks high school put out a statement that Crooks had never tried out for the shooting team and the coach had no memory of him. They couldn't deny he may have taken some practice shots but no one remembers him at practice.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (qejsy)

1128 >>Joe has reminded us of who we are at our best — a country committed to old-fashioned values like trust and honesty, kindness and hard work; a country that believes in democracy, rule of law, and accountability;

Only a nutter could say that.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (JLq/1)

1129 Beto ? Turn Texas ?
--------
Turn TX gay.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (wse2C)

1130 1115 Kasting Kouch Kamala works.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 21, 2024 06:29 PM (kZD16)

As another commenter noted, PDT tries to keep these nicknames PG.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (64Zez)

1131
1092 >>1076 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2024 06:20 PM (5Seyi)

Sneak into that room late tonight, take a sharpie and draw a big dick in her mouth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (pgG81)

1132 > My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

It's amazing how many leftists have a mental age of about 5.

She probably legitimately thought you all were going to praise her and insist on it being up the rest of the trip. Maybe even framed after that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (W5ArC)

1133 Trump won Texas by 5.5% in 2020. Close to the cheat margin but probably safe in November.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (yFtHm)

1134 >>Another one.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2xj8dj



Love it!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (Pijte)

1135 1078 Hi. I have the mother of all conspiracies. What if Biden actually DID orchestrate the attempt on Trump and there is fear that is going to blow open so they need him out to avoid that scandal or take a huge hit from the scandal?

I know, I was getting a bit imaginative while working out.
Posted by: Piper at July 21, 2024 06:22 PM (jAPoh)
---
I can picture pallets of paper being hauled into the White House for all of the pardons that are going to be released in the next few months...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

1136 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

That's classy. At least it's not above the men's urinal with her phone number.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (hKf3k)

1137 Alex Soroswho chairs the Board of Directors of the Open Society Foundations, wrote in a post on X, “It’s time for us all to unite around Kamala Harris and beat Donald Trump.”

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (t/2Uw)

1138 Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
According to CNN’s Jamie Gangel, these are the names Kamala Harris is considering to pick as her running mate:

-Arizona Senator Mark Kelly
-Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear
-NC Governor Roy Cooper
-Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (TGPs7)

1139 >>If Beto could turn Texas, this would stick it to Trump & GOP.

If Beto could turn Texas he'd be in the Senate right now instead of grifting idiots in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

1140 1134 >>Another one.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2xj8dj



Love it!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:31 PM (Pijte)

Yeaah Brit.. Nobody likes Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)

1141 Beto is trending on X
@ItsDexW

If Beto could turn Texas, this would stick it to Trump & GOP. Just think, Texas & Az in the pockets while keeping Penn, MI & WI

Posted by: redridinghood at July 21, 2024 06:26 PM


beto tried that already and failed. With harris on the top of the ticket he will fail even worse if he runs again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:33 PM (QNSds)

1142 Several hours to draw it, 30 seconds to laugh at and trash it. Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:33 PM (qZEuM)

1143 Future predicts a major Charles Fox in the next few months.....

Posted by: Nostradamus at July 21, 2024 06:33 PM (15lwl)

1144 I just ignore all of the Crooks chatter. You folks should know by now that nothing is as it seems.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (mH6SG)

1145
Beto ? Turn Texas ?
Posted by: It's me donna
------------------------------

When my blue moon turns to gold.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (lCWOD)

1146 What pisses me off the most is that mushbrains bowing out is taking the assassination attempt out of the news. Someone nearly kills Trump (misses by a literal inch) with ridiculous, unbelievable, suspicious security lapses and now…. Hiccup…. No one’s talking about it. This causes me rage

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (xT8gx)

1147 >>He's retiring. His son is calling the shots now


And his son just got engaged to a woman who's spent almost her entire adult life serving as Hillary's closest aide, "like a daughter to her."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (Pijte)

1148 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete
--------------
Quick, draw a penis on the poster when nobody is looking.

Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (41CYW)

1149 > -Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (TGPs7)

Well, he's probably one of the few fulfills the prime qualification for modern VPs: be even less likeable that the one you'd replace. Cheap assassination insurance.

Seriously, the man is a total assclown, and ugly as homemade sin to boot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (W5ArC)

1150 Some Congress critter Moscowitz was just on Fox. Abortion , Joe Biden put the country first, Kamala favoring the Palestinians is no big deal, no one will remember any of this at election time. Denial isnt just a river in Egypt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (qejsy)

1151 Huh... so if she picks Shapiro, we're rid of him in PA?

Right?

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (BAEGB)

1152 Step One Complete.... Step Two is Next..........

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (Mig/N)

1153 1139 Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

As the sitting Governor (in dope head land) of Texas he can just deem the state blue, right?

//Oh look my eyes rolled out of my head

No I think Trump wins, Kamala is not loved by the blacks I know.

Who put more black men in jail than Kamala?

"Nobody"

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (X0I7i)

1154 > And his son just got engaged to a woman who's spent almost her entire adult life serving as Hillary's closest aide, "like a daughter to her."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (Pijte)

And every time he kisses her, he's going to be tasting second-hand Hillary cooch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (W5ArC)

1155 m

Good job. You continue to exceed all others in posting for the comments with round numbered and 1 or more zeros.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

1156 1059
All I can come up with at the moment is "Kooky Kamala".
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

Kackling Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:19 PM (IyPmt)
----
I like that.
Also (apologies Neil D.) Kacklin Harris.

Posted by: Ciampino - Book with Pants humor #02 at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (qfLjt)

1157 Cernovich
@Cernovich
It’s well within the realm of possibility, and indeed is more likely than not to be the case, that Joe Biden has no idea he resigned until a staffer posted the letter.

There’s a reason he didn’t make the announcement via a press conference.
12:36 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (9aVck)

1158 {1121} ... He's retiring. His son is calling the shots now

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (Siplc)


Yup, and apparently he's even more ideologically driven than his father.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:36 PM (O7YUW)

1159 Nickname for Harris:

Great Value Hillary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:36 PM (W5ArC)

1160 Harris is Just Joe Biden that Cackles......

Posted by: Frank Stein at July 21, 2024 06:36 PM (Mig/N)

1161 1102 This discussion is fun but useless. The Dem POTUS nominee will be whoever Soros tells the DNC he wants.
Posted by: Gref
...............................
He's retiring. His son is calling the shots now
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 06:30 PM (Siplc)



So what you're saying is, that Soros isn't calling the shots anymore - now it's Soros instead...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 21, 2024 06:36 PM (hOOi9)

1162 Eleven hunnert comments. Yay, Ace!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (QSrLX)

1163 @1138

>>-Arizona Senator Mark Kelly
-Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear
-NC Governor Roy Cooper
-Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

The only ones that make any sense are Shapiro and Kelly, with Shapiro being the most obvious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

1164 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

That's classy. At least it's not above the men's urinal with her phone number.
Posted by: t-bird

Alter the SIL's work with "She's going down! Again".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (yq1Jb)

1165

Who put more black men in jail than Kamala?

"Nobody"
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (X0I7i)

This.

There was a reason she was as popular as wheat rust when she ran in the primries in 2020.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (JOR6L)

1166 Looks like Joe's campaign staff was blindsided which tells me Joe had no clue he quit the race.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (IyPmt)

1167 Impeach Biden Now because he is Basically Brain Dead and make him Resign Now rather then face Impeachment.........

Posted by: Frank Stein at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (Mig/N)

1168 Texas is likely to turn before long. The question then is, can a Republican win the presidency?

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (yFtHm)

1169 You remember how the Mountain on GOT was "The Mountain Who Rides"?

Harris is "The Hooker Who Cackles".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (W5ArC)

1170 Seemed like the coach had to have been a pretty crappy coach, not giving a freshman another chance the next year. Teenagers are still growing, and can be awkward - they change rapidly.

It's MEANINGLESS that he was a hilariously bad shot SIX YEARS earlier.
Posted by: MrExcitement


All true, but, RE the shooting club affair:
"The Post says he once shot from the seventh lane which was closest to the right wall and missed so bad he hit the left wall."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (IG4Id)

1171 Well ironically Trump is far too decent to use Kumswalla.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (pgG81)

1172 I'm amazed AOC isn't being mentioned by Top Level Democrats as the best POTUS or VPOTUS nominee! Woman, Hispanic, Young, Crazy, Big Ya-Yas, Bug Eyes! She's a sure-winner in all 57 states!
/s/

Posted by: Gref at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (5fDan)

1173 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (UWgy2)

1174 Rematch.

Posted by: Corn Pop at July 21, 2024 06:38 PM (EF8GF)

1175 zerohedge
@zerohedge
How is there no press hounding Biden at his Rehoboth beach house right now. Is he alive?
3:21 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (9aVck)

1176 Remember how Kamala kept trying out new areas of specialization? The border was just one of them. She didn't shine in any of them.

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (64Zez)

1177 Dressed up like a Sorosfunded trouper
Maybe we'll go with Gobnah Cooper (Super-duper)
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
talk with hicks with fake promises in their mitts
...
[come on Joe]
[say it]

Posted by: Taco at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (gKWVE)

1178 -NC Governor Roy Cooper?????

Complete dipshit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (XeU6L)

1179 067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete

"Cum on Kamala!"


Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (j4U/Z)

1180 PA Dems have a deep bench of bigger fuckwits than Shapiro. You'll be rid of him with someone just as bad or worse.

Thankfully, I live there no more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (qZEuM)

1181 1148 1067 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.
Posted by: Tonypete
--------------
Quick, draw a penis on the poster when nobody is looking.
Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (41CYW)

***************

Get a marker and write "Kasting Kouch" by Kamala.

Posted by: Biden Intern, who knows how to tweet at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (kZD16)

1182 >>-Arizona Senator Mark Kelly
-Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear
-NC Governor Roy Cooper
-Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

The only ones that make any sense are Shapiro and Kelly, with Shapiro being the most obvious.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

What happened to Grrrrl power ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (IyPmt)

1183 2020 is so four years ago. Why do you think really blue states like NY and NJ are trending purple? It's not because of Joe. It's because the country has been overrun by illegals, inflation has caused cities to run out of other people's money, the electorate has run out of fucks to give. It doesn't matter who replaces him unless they are going to change the path forward and they can't do that or the lose the only constituencies they have left.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (t/2Uw)

1184 >>As the sitting Governor (in dope head land) of Texas he can just deem the state blue, right?

I get that Democrats are trying to make chicken salad out of this chicken shit situation but I don't understand why anyone on our side is upset about this development.

One thing cheating does is allow mediocracies and worse to rise because the game is rigged and merit doesn't matter. Harris is the epitome of a DEI hire and has been her entire career. She's legitimately stupid and lazy. She had exactly one assignment in the VP job other than being sexually aroused by electric school buses, the border, and she completely fucked it up.

Bring her on. We should be so lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (LkLld)

1185 Quit insulting me by calling Harris "The Happy Hooker". At least I have a brain and can speak complete sentences while giving BJs....

Posted by: Xaviera Hollander at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (Mig/N)

1186 Watching a subscription YouTube but moved to shorts, one is a conspiracy fake video that a SS guy it says was waiting for that first shot.
Another is LotR cast then and now
Evangeline Lilly isn't aging well

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

1187 Seriously, the man is a total assclown, and ugly as homemade sin to boot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Shapiro? Michigan voters won't care if he's ugly.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (hCzfy)

1188 At comment 1168 I would just like to toss in a hearty FJB.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (zcETD)

1189 Cooper wanted to backfill every swimming pool in NC during COVID.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (qZEuM)

1190 It is gonna be Kammy and Buttegeig.

Of you don't vote for them you are racist and want to genocide gays.

Kumdumpser and Bootyjuice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM (evvc2)

1191 > I'm amazed AOC isn't being mentioned by Top Level Democrats as the best POTUS or VPOTUS nominee!

You just know that she (or more likely that pudgy manlet she calls her "fiance") is already picking out china patters for Number One Observatory Circle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM (W5ArC)

1192 This resignation doesn't come from me, it comes from the President. He signed it this morning.

Posted by: Grima the intern at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM (gKWVE)

1193 Biden's brain is collapsing so fast he would be throwing his own shit at news crews in another week. The drugs aren't even helping anymore.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM (VwHCD)

1194 @zerohedge
How is there no press hounding Biden at his Rehoboth beach house right now. Is he alive?
3:21 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM


He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Doctor "Bones" McCoy at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM (QNSds)

1195 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (t/2Uw)
----
Math checks out.

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (OQSTL)

1196 1184 Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:40 PM (LkLld)

Mocking the DOOM DOOM! DOOMERS Jack not you.

Beta could not carry Texas with 5 Saturn V rockets.

We are gonna win this thing.

Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

1197 Quick, draw a penis on the poster when nobody is looking.
Posted by: scampydog at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (41CYW)


LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (zcETD)

1198 what a long strange trip it's been, amirite?

and not over yet, not by a long shot ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (UWgy2)

1199 Booty was on one of the late night shows the other day taking swipes at Vance. He is either committing hatch act violations or he knows he is going to be the VP nominee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (evvc2)

1200 Democrats do not give a shit about the state of the nation. All this bilge about Biden being a Great American for dropping out of the race stinks. If he and Democrats cared about the country Biden would resign immediately.....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (Wb+1f)

1201 zerohedge
@zerohedge
How is there no press hounding Biden at his Rehoboth beach house right now. Is he alive?
3:21 PM · Jul 21, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM (9aVck)

------------------

The Progda MDM-MSM treasonous sycophantic Deep State-coopted whores?

Surely you jest ... and don't call you Shirley.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (jyGs/)

1202 Kumdumpser and Bootyjuice.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Kumdumpster I and II.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (qZEuM)

1203
Republicans against Trump

=============

aka RATs

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (lCaJd)

1204 1163 @1138

>>-Arizona Senator Mark Kelly
-Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear
-NC Governor Roy Cooper
-Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro

The only ones that make any sense are Shapiro and Kelly, with Shapiro being the most obvious.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:37 PM
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Were you asleep during the past three months? Progressives would riot and Shapiro would cost the Dems Michigan.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (9aVck)

1205 Globalists infecting the see eye ayyy orchestrated the hit, they can make it look like it was isolated to very few people, who should face the death penalty, and protect the rest. I still think they will brazen it it that it was a lone gunman and girlboss USSS is still a great girlboss. Media is in their pocket so it could work. Globalists have played their hand well so far on the counter offensive by the people in US and Europe, by denying the populist from governing despite their popularity. Still, assassination attempt of Trump looks desperate, I didn't think they were desperate yet. Who knows?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 21, 2024 06:42 PM (fs1hN)

1206 1163
All 4 are white men. Lol

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

1207 @1192, lol, yeah, probably about right

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 21, 2024 06:43 PM (UWgy2)

1208 1146 What pisses me off the most is that mushbrains bowing out is taking the assassination attempt out of the news. Someone nearly kills Trump (misses by a literal inch) with ridiculous, unbelievable, suspicious security lapses and now…. Hiccup…. No one’s talking about it. This causes me rage
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (xT8gx)
Ding! Mr VanPelt, pick up your winnings!'

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2024 06:43 PM (LHPAg)

1209 Biden has to get a $10 million government funded renovation started on his mansion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (evvc2)

1210 Biden's brain is collapsing so fast he would be throwing his own shit at news crews in another week. The drugs aren't even helping anymore.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2024 06:41 PM


That is not completely outside the realm of possibilities.


Other than a few hand waving moments I doubt the public will see much more of joe biden. He is gong to be kept hidden and away from tv cameras. And he certainly will not be taking any questions from the press or sitting for any interviews after today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (QNSds)

1211 My prediction.. If the polls come out showing Kamala losing big she will magically not be the candidate

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (IyPmt)

1212 @1182

>>What happened to Grrrrl power ?

I can't even begin to contemplate a Kamala/Whitmer or Kamala/Hillary ticket.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

1213 Esther Williams had a nice set of gams.

Some movie on TCM.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (ufFY8)

1214 The choice is yours America, Orange or Blew.

Posted by: Corn Pop at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (EF8GF)

1215 .

NOOD GUN Thread

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (O7YUW)

1216 @zerohedge
How is there no press hounding Biden at his Rehoboth beach house right now. Is he alive?


Because there is no press.

Think of the interviews that were not conducted in Butler.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (hKf3k)

1217 Who put more black men in jail than Kamala?

"Nobody"
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2024 06:35 PM (X0I7i)

***********

Didn't she also prevent some prisoners from being released who were past their release date?

I can't remember the details here. There have been too many scandals committed to keep up with all of them.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (kZD16)

1218 >>Mocking the DOOM DOOM! DOOMERS Jack not you.

Yea, I was agreeing with you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (LkLld)

1219 Hillary will not play second banana.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (evvc2)

1220 >>@Cernovich
It’s well within the realm of possibility, and indeed is more likely than not to be the case, that Joe Biden has no idea he resigned until a staffer posted the letter.

There’s a reason he didn’t make the announcement via a press conference.
- - - - -
@zerohedge
How is there no press hounding Biden at his Rehoboth beach house right now. Is he alive?
- - - - -

Especially considering they could quickly assemble to broadcast RFK jr's statements from his lawn all the way down in Hyannis Port.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (Pijte)

1221 I'm going to wait for next week to hear if the party is going to line up with Harris, or if internecine war breaks out.

Posted by: hart at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (yFtHm)

1222 My idiot SIL, whom we are all vacationing with, just posted a hand drawn Kamala Harris '24! poster above the dining room table.

What the hell, the refrigerator door was full?

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (zdLoL)

1223 Hi Weasel
Will there be a gun thread. Not that I have a range report. Sad.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (t/2Uw)

1224 Nood Gubs

Posted by: Reforger at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (xcIvR)

1225 >>Didn't she also prevent some prisoners from being released who were past their release date?


Yes

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (Pijte)

1226 My Odds on Biden making it to Inauguration Day in 2025 is 90 - 10 to the Negative...

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (/1UO6)

1227
Harris is the epitome of a DEI hire and has been her entire career.

Posted by: JackStraw

===============

Trump can't say that, but we can, especially now that the air is leaking out of the DEI balloon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (lCaJd)

1228 If your man don't support kamala, send him back to his wife!

Posted by: Hutch1200 at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (SZ7hm)

1229 Now I see the nood.
Late again.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 21, 2024 06:46 PM (t/2Uw)

1230 1211 My prediction.. If the polls come out showing Kamala losing big she will magically not be the candidate
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (IyPmt)

----------

True.

See? Not needing actual voters gives you an amazing degree of flexibility!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2024 06:47 PM (15aOX)

1231
So what you're saying is, that Soros isn't calling the shots anymore - now it's Soros instead...
Posted by: MrExcitement

In Hungarian, "soros" means "in line".

Posted by: Miklos notes it is not his real name at July 21, 2024 06:47 PM (XIkHl)

1232 IIRC, it was people in jail on pot charges after pot was legalized?? Not bothering to look it up, so not 100% certain...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:47 PM (Pijte)

1233 I can't even begin to contemplate a Kamala/Whitmer or Kamala/Hillary ticket.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

**********

Kackles/Kankles '24!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 21, 2024 06:47 PM (kZD16)

1234 Other than a few hand waving moments I doubt the public will see much more of joe biden. He is gong to be kept hidden and away from tv cameras. And he certainly will not be taking any questions from the press or sitting for any interviews after today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 21, 2024 06:44 PM (QNSds)

Quite fitting that he spends the rest of his days as "The president under the stairs".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2024 06:48 PM (VwHCD)

1235 1154 > And his son just got engaged to a woman who's spent almost her entire adult life serving as Hillary's closest aide, "like a daughter to her."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2024 06:34 PM (Pijte)

And every time he kisses her, he's going to be tasting second-hand Hillary cooch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
................................................
And when she kisses him, she'll taste the underaged African teen cock he just sucked off.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 21, 2024 06:48 PM (Siplc)

1236 [come on Joe]
[say it]
Posted by: Taco at July 21, 2024 06:39 PM


That's my line!

Posted by: Sen. Fetterman at July 21, 2024 06:48 PM (Wnv9h)

1237 When is Biden going to resign and make Kamela president.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2024 06:48 PM (lCWOD)

1238 @1204

>>Were you asleep during the past three months? Progressives would riot and Shapiro would cost the Dems Michigan.

They will simply buy them off.

Probably with our own tax money.

So they good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2024 06:48 PM (XV/Pl)

1239 Don't think it will be a white guy. Shapiro being Jewish isn't going to help in this election cycle given the Israeli - Pali conflict. The only white guy might be Buttgiggle because gay. Otherwise woman or Hispanic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 21, 2024 06:49 PM (qejsy)

1240 Gun thread says you can talk about this, guns or food ...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2024 06:50 PM (IyPmt)

1241 Let's not kneecap Kamala yet. She's gonna need them alot before November

Posted by: Hutch1200 at July 21, 2024 06:52 PM (SZ7hm)

1242 1215
NOOD GUN Thread
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 21, 2024 06:45 PM (O7YUW)

Posted by: m at July 21, 2024 06:52 PM (64Zez)

1243 The only white guy might be Buttgiggle because gay.

..

Yeah no.

The hood ain't voting for that.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 21, 2024 07:06 PM (bILdU)

1244 No if's ands or butts...Kamalala WILL be the 47th Prez.
History made, for her, and for Joe, by resigning and allowing her to take the oath, even if its on the very last day of office.
Regardless of who has already won the election, it won't be Her. HE Wants that Line in the History books. "I'ts a biiig f'n deal, man"
LEGACY!!

Posted by: birdog at July 21, 2024 07:50 PM (lWs+l)

1245 No if's ands or butts...Kamalala WILL be the 47th Prez.
History made, for her, and for Joe, by resigning and allowing her to take the oath, even if its on the very last day of office.
Regardless of who has already won the election, it won't be Her. HE Wants that Line in the History books. "I'ts a biiig f'n deal, man"
LEGACY!!
Posted by: birdog at July 21, 2024 07:50 PM (lW

I don't see how that would ever appeal to Biden and his ego.

Posted by: LASue at July 21, 2024 09:18 PM (Kcw7x)

1246
OK, sorry to interrupt the gun nut talk (sorry son) but where is she?

Where the hell is the new leader of the nation?

Where is the President by appointment maybe?

Where are you going to stand up and acknowledge your part in this?

Kamala is demonstrating what a servile tool does and looks like.

You stay quiet honey, big men gotta talk.

Posted by: Auspex at July 21, 2024 09:21 PM (j4U/Z)

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