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Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/22/24)
Quote I “We have to maintain decorum in this committee, no matter how upset we get.” Rep. Kweisi Mfume (D-MD)
Quote II "Canberra is advanced in clean energy and renewable initiatives. The city has ambitious targets to achieve net zero emissions by 2045, and this is evident in the ongoing electrification and adoption of renewable energy sources throughout the area." Bryden Campbell, co-founders of Brand Rebellion
The man who beat Corn Pop.
Oh boo-hoo. Karma Is A Bitch and about time.
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture
Libs of TikTok is blasting out screenshots of random people's offensive posts to her millions of followers in hopes of claiming their scalps.
What a bummer, the George Foreman Grill is no longer 29.
The spectacular rise and surprising staying power of the George Foreman Grill Leon Dreimann still remembers the flashing red lights. He was at the QVC Studios in Pennsylvania watching his business partner George Foreman chat with two co-hosts during a TV spot for Foreman’s namesake grill. The pair got carried away in their conversation and forgot about the heavyweight prizefighter standing with them. Foreman improvised, grabbing a burger fresh off the grill, placing it between two buns, and taking a bite on live TV. Suddenly, the phone lines were overrun with callers. QVC shifted into emergency mode. “Literally, a red siren light starts blaring in every corridor,” says Dreimann, then the CEO of Salton, Inc., the exclusive seller of the Foreman Grill. Workers at the QVC Studios called it “going red.” Dreimann says he looked on as janitors, accountants, and warehouse workers stopped what they were doing and grabbed the nearest phone, taking sales calls to assist the overwhelmed operators — the fervor induced entirely by the boxer’s snap decision to eat a hamburger. Such was the allure of Foreman and the George Foreman Grill during its late 90s and early 2000s heyday. This year marks the 30-year anniversary of the grill, officially known as the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. After a slow start, it became an indelible part of ‘90s consumer culture and the world’s most popular product for cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, salmon, and just about everything else (Oprah Winfrey preferred it for bacon).
Sometimes while drafting The ONT I really come upon some things that I have a hard time getting out of my mind. The human race is quite..........
'Penis facials' remain Hollywood's most alarming beauty trend It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin From Kim Kardashian’s famous predilection for so-called “vampire facials” to Victoria Beckham’s enthusiasm for bird poo-infused face cream, society’s elite seem willing to go to any lengths to preserve their glowing complexions. However, Cate Blanchett’s preferred treatment must surely be the winner in the weirdness stakes. It is known simply as “the penis facial”.
Unfortunately Mother Nature takes lives. Even those who are in the armed forces. Closing a beach for because of a death is an overreaction.
Authorities at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington State closed recreational access to its beaches this week, following the death of an Army soldier who drowned on Monday, July 15. Joint Base Lewis-McChord, jointly operated by the Army and the Air Force, announced the closures on Thursday, July 18. The closure specifically affects the beaches at American Lake, most of which fall within the installation’s borders, and bar recreational swimming at the lake. The decision came three days after the death of one soldier. In a statement posted to the base’s website and social media pages, base leadership said that the beaches are indefinitely closed, and that a safety investigation is currently underway.
When you are busing reminiscing about your poor uncle being eaten by cannibals it's hard to keep up with what is needed in the military.
Shocking Reuters Report: NATO’s Unfixable Shell Shortage If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable. Like so many government problems, it has absurd origins. Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry.
One fortunate hiker................
And one fortunate sky diver. Who should learn the following rule of life Number 19. Be careful for what you wish for.
NEW YORK (AP) — Officials on Sunday released the name of a pilot who died in a skydiving flight after her passengers jumped from the aircraft near the Niagara Falls. Melanie Georger, 26, was the only person on board when the single-engine Cessna crashed Saturday, the Niagara Country Sheriff's Office said in a statement. Georger, of Towanda, New York, was working to become a commercial pilot, her father said Saturday in a statement on Facebook. “My beloved daughter, my best friend and one of the two lights of my life passed away suddenly today,” Paul Georger wrote.
Regular lurkers and commenters know that, "The ONT Is Always Looking Out For Them."TM
Tonight is no different!
New Research Indicates That How Often You Poop Could Predict Your Health – Are You in the “Goldilocks Zone”? Researchers at the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) have found significant correlations between age, sex, and BMI, and the frequency of bowel movements.
Everybody poops, but not every day. New research from the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) indicates that the frequency of bowel movements is connected to long-term health.
The emperor's helper is also tonight's: Genius Award Winner.
The Emperor’s helper had no clothes, Florida police say. Following recent reports about a male intruder sleeping inside a Vero Beach apartment complex stairwell, an officer on foot patrol yesterday found the suspect standing inside a common room at around 3 AM. Gregory Gornell, 44, was “fully nude,” according to an arrest report, and told police that he “was staying at the facility because he was the emperor’s helper.” Seen at right, Gornell reportedly told the officer that the building--an independent living community for residents over the age of 62--was “under new management and that the emperor told him that he could stay there.”
The following story even caused a certain misanthrope to smile. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
At the age of 7, Dawson lived in fear that he and his older brother Dalton wouldn’t get the chance to grow up together because they were floundering in foster care. Adoption would be difficult because Dalton has cerebral palsy and epilepsy, is nonverbal, and a quadriplegic. Although several families were interested in Dawson, he was worried that finding a forever home could lead to separation. Thankfully, with help from the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and Florida parents Robbin and Steven, the boys are now together—and thriving.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de)
You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (Ud7de)
Yup.
Working on tomorrows when it got to be time for tonights.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: #4 at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
It's been long understood that the Horde is usually under the affluence of inkohol.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (gKDq2)
Yeah, wacky post. Was here earlier.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
I nooded. When I clicked on comments it just put up my comment box so I typed in rst and it worked.
Off to content.
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l
Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)
Just going blind from standard old Busty Lesbian Pron?
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (b84Rv)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (8AONa)
I'm sure that there will be no opportunity to ask him questions.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (uxCna)
Don't care. One set of rules for everyone.
Posted by: Not Into Unilateral Disarmament at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (FzNTb)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (TDvv2)
Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)
The Russians were laughing that because of US sanctions, none of their computers were taken out by Crowdstrike.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (TDvv2)
If Reuters’s reporting is correct, it reveals a major problem for the U.S. military in securing ammunition. No one has ever mentioned this problem, which is largely inconceivable.
Shall we tell them?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
In other words, shut up.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
Hahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
One cannot subsist on the rosy aerial aqueous stalactites
Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (RFPHU)
This is only a surprise if you were not paying attention.
Or.... wait... MSM... did not WANT to talk about it... did not WANT to know.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (VSht7)
These people are f'ing stupid. That's the only explanation. They're dullards, so you can fool them with anything. Sheesh, putting poop on your face.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 10:11 PM (BoA4i)
Good. Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: John McCain and Ruth Ginsburg at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (XIkHl)
You're close enough for government work.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (n3DL0)
For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)
Olympics opening ceremony in Paris is July 26th, and DOCTOR Jill is supposed to be there.
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
For a moment, I was dreaming of towering red rocks and Jerry Lee Lewis... but then I cam back to the reality of a cool mountain lake and Jackson Browne...
Maybe it's because - once again - I refused the upgrade to Windows 11?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)
I am holding a story about going to the mines around Calico Ghost Town out in the deserts of CA when I was a Boy Scout and not for the arm grab of my friend Mike...missed falling down a 100 ft. mine shaft.
Another day...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (A4Fy5)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
OK.... I was a Network engineer until I retired just 3 years ago... when did Crowdstrike become such a dominant player in the industry, that they killed a lot of the net?
Never even heard of them back in the day. NEVER used any of their products.
Ukraine owned company... you know... the land of serious graft... yet somehow took down a lot of the US infrastructure?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (TDvv2)
Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (+I6Y/)
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)
Interesting.
Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb)
Despite the fact that the NATO types claim that there is a high probability of war between Russia and NATO eventually, only Poland, Finland, and the Baltics seem to take that seriously.
After all, rearmament would require the partial dismantlement of the welfare state, and that is a political price that they are not willing to pay.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)
actually, there is plenty of money to do it... they would have to soften some environmental regulations... which aint gonna happen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)
Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Posted by: Dr. T
But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree!
Posted by: Miklos listens and learns at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (XIkHl)
Decorum sucks. I want to see punches thrown, like in Taiwan!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l
Will the comments we made be on tomorrow's?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:05 PM (xJEPL)
Nope. I deleted them all without reading.
Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
Good evening, y'all. It's 10 o'clock EDST. Do you know who your chief executive and commander in chief is?
Posted by: mindful webworker - old dumb jokes revived at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (+5dKF)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (94Y6N)
And reintroducing conscription would cause political pain.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (qZEuM)
For the decent folks here (doesn't include me btw) a penis facial uses the foreskins of circumcised Korea babies.
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)
Oh.
(cancells appointment)
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)
How do you think when I post and see Tuesday's is up.
I go into fix this shit fast mode.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
Mkay
Posted by: I am The Kamala of Harris at July 22, 2024 10:06 PM (DBZuM)
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Posted by: Dr. T
But most dentists and 51 Senior Intelligence officials agree!
Posted by: Miklos listens and learns
Look assholes, this is how we do "democracy"....so fuck off.
Posted by: the dnc at July 22, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
I worked for an hour on that comment!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Reichsfuhrerin DR Jill at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (XIkHl)
And all without a single primary vote cast for her. That's actually kind of impressive. Evil, but impressive.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Reforger
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I could help.
Posted by: Dick Casull at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L)
Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass
as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect.
That is how it is supposed to go...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (TDvv2)
I go into fix this shit fast mode.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Thank you for that. Thought I was entering joey b. mental awareness territory.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Mumbles at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7)
We brought in some Chinese experts to help with Joe's reeducation.
Posted by: The Deep State! at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Pretend President Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa)
he picked the most innocuous one to use as an example.
Most of them have been educators, doctors, or elected officials. Iow, people in charge in some way of other's lives.
Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (4lnL8)
Only the hamsters and Bob from NSA know what was written
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)
I worked for an hour on that comment!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
A humanitarian Cob would say, "That's a shame OrnageEnt. So sorry about that."
A misanthropic Cob would say, "Suck it up buttercup!"
A misanthropic cob would say, "Fuckin' bummer at least your not banned."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 10:22 PM (VSht7)
Thanks for the request.
I did not see that in the music news.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (xJEPL)
Is that you, Frizzell Gerard Tate?
Posted by: Kweisi X Miklosfume at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Called Colonial Penn at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room! at July 22, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Joe Biden In The Reeducation Room!
Meh, guessing her buyout was substantial.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)
If you believe Laura Loomer, once, at the state funeral.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:27 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'd rather just use my imagination at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (+5dKF)
Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals at July 22, 2024 10:28 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:26 PM (xJEPL)
People request things all the time.
Sometimes I grant, sometimes I don't.
Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It's BIRD poop! An entirely different thing!
Excuse me while I go wash the bird poop off my face.
Posted by: Vickie Beckham, Not Nuts At All at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH
I shall now read all MisHum words in a Wolfman Jack voice.
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)
After my nearly botched facelift, it was love at first glans!
Posted by: Kammy, VP at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Question- if aliens invaded tomorrow, who (person or persons), would you want in charge of earth's defense?
I go first - Trump advised by Elon & Bibi; possibly Putin as well.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober
Works better than "Guy Pfister".
And, yes, that's a real name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Chris Dodd, who got some remarkable mortgage deals
It could have been the 8 x 10 glossies of tommy crooks head shot that convinced her.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ve are havvin Rekvestins
Vy you no Akkeptens
Posted by: the Swedish Bikini Team at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (XIkHl)
So the people who jumped out of the plane were the smart ones.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:32 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober
Works better than "Guy Pfister".
And, yes, that's a real name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)
There really is a Richard Shaver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Getting a Home Depot Employee Fired for Calling for Trump's Assassination Is Still Cancel Culture
Only commies could be such whiny little bitches as to think that *one* person getting fired for giggling over murder is no worse than hundreds of corporate policies telling normal employees they'll be fired if they say things like 'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (VavZF)
Time for Republicans to leave their seats...stroll down onto the floor of the committee hearing room and THROW HANDS into any and ALL stonewalling POS Democrap witnesses/Dept. Heads.
Starting now...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
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Dancing queen da da dum on a tambourine…
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl)
Sadly I learned for myself that you can't go home again. But I also learned I have several relatives who will not turn me away if I hit hard times.
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (5fDan)
Cameltoe Still has to show up at the CONVENTION and have the MAJORITY of DELEGATES vote her knob sucking Ass
as the Democrap nom nom for Democrap Elect.
That is how it is supposed to go...
Posted by: Nightwatch
Has anyone checked if the DNC venue is susceptible to damage from her cackling? It would be -so- terrible if her cackling destroyed the venue.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:35 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (oFLn3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy)
Um, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (p4NUW)
DOCTOR Jill will be a more difficult case.
Posted by: Joe Biden
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“A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
— Bud, Repo Man
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:37 PM (QGaXH)
>>Thanks. (pours, what is now 90% pool water, drink over the side.)
Sorry, here's a freshly mixed Gimlet for your troubles.
** shoots double finger guns in your general direction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)
It's always different when it's you.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)
Come on!
Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Starting now...
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:33 PM (TDvv2)
Maybe all Republicans should start using canes. An old House tradition.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Do tell
Posted by: Dick Trickle at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (XIkHl)
Ahem.....
Posted by: Long Dong (actual name on office door) at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
I'm going to add that to my nic.
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (xJEPL)
Or you know, do their jobs and defund their departments.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)
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Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Not even Sabaton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miklos on the 50,000 watt master Blaster at July 22, 2024 10:30 PM (XIkHl)
Come on!
Posted by: Casey Kasem at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Cough cough
Posted by: John Facenda at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
They're prettier than Yoko.
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:42 PM (xJEPL)
Now reported the cameltoe has secured all the delegates needed and is now the presumptive nominee
Does she have the necessary electoral college votes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: I. P. Frehley at July 22, 2024 10:43 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qejsy)
Thank you!
There was one yesterday out but I didn't think it was funny.
I chuckled at this one in a couple of spots.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)
>>Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Surely you can make a special dispensation for Roxette?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We're working on it.
Posted by: Dominon at July 22, 2024 10:44 PM (vJiyU)
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
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So not the dank, cold dungeon ....?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #19 at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)
I think if the convention happens it will be insane. However if Biden shucks off this mortal coil, I can see the Dems having a virtual vote "out of respect for the late Joey and his family". The hardcore left would go batshit and might not vote, but at least the Dems will avoid the perception amongst the independent voters that they are violently insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:45 PM (qejsy)
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Swedish groups are not allowed. You'll get over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Not even Sabaton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)
Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Long Duc Dong at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (XIkHl)
"No. God, no. OK let's go to next test slogan. What number are we up to?"
"15,427."
Posted by: Inside the Kamala For President Campaign War Room a Week From Now at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (5fDan)
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Not even Sabaton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (VavZF)
Will there be any brownie donations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Ha! ... did you say you preferred the dark chocolate?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF)
Sorry ASSHAT. this falls under the heading of Post 911 "If you see something...SAY SOMETHING.
From my standpoint...He SAW and then he SAID!!
Right to her fat bitch domestic terrorist FACE.
Suck a Ding Dong Loser.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Mao
I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi)
I had a boss once, Short Prick.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
.....what can be, unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*drools*
*Brownies*
*like Girl Scouts, but younger*
Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America at July 22, 2024 10:48 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos thinking Homerically at July 22, 2024 10:09 PM (XIkHl)
Maybe, if supplemented with burgundy okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
ABBA isn't technically Swedish. They belong to the world, dammit!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Mao
I don't remember reading that in your Little Red Book.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (5Seyi)
Not *my* book, in book "Stuff Mao Said".
Posted by: Mao at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
With Wacky Tobacky?
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xJEPL)
It's always different when it's you.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:39 PM (xJEPL)
Quantitative difference between saying Men and Womenz are different, and calling for the Death of someone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:49 PM (D7oie)
Seconded!
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Tonypete
Musical summer interlude-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgGdv-i9N9c
Posted by: Carolina Miklos, whose parents used to Shag at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:14 PM (xcIvR)
Pretty much all of Alaska south of the Brooks Range is Grizzly country. I don't usually carry. But I do know the rule.
If it's Black, step back.
If it's Brown, hunker down.
If it's White, say goodnight.
And yes, I have stood very still for over an hour while a grizzly bear cleared a blueberry patch. They are certainly in charge.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (4M+oY)
Then they are sterilized and sold to Kamala as chewing gum.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 10:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb)
I was referring to Liberals don't like The New Rules when applied to themselves.
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:52 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)
While it doesn't hurt the kids much, once again, the culture of death shows it's complete lack of humanity. Using baby parts as the main item in a beauty regimen.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 10:12 PM (5Seyi)
Interesting.
Posted by: zombie elizabeth bathory at July 22, 2024 10:15 PM (FzNTb)
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For a moment I thought bukkake - some cool dude has figured a way to have women ASK for it.
O well.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #20 at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
FIFY
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
No sous-vide
Must to fry
Posted by: Foreign Guest Worker Miklos at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Do you take requests now?
Posted by: ALH
Hmm. Childhood memories of listening to Polka Time with my dad on Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)
John Candy in Home Alone, the Polka King
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:53 PM (4M+oY)
Published as rules. Absolutely. Who would argue with that?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (sRfrW)
We'll see if she actually goes or not, or if she continues to be locked in the guarded basement room pops a vein in her forehead.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
FIFY
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Saying it again.
Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (iRX3h)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM)
Wonder who they really want.
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 10:47 PM (VavZF)
Why yes I did. You have a wonderful memory.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)
"Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 10:57 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Now, about this Moose and Squirrel, Natasha....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (VNX3d)
Let us bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the biden families loss of their lifestyle.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (vJiyU)
Done.
Now Jill where is my sammich?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (QXQ4l)
That bitch presents herself for Holy Communion knowing full well she's a divorcee and probably caused the death of the true wife.
Let's hope her fall from grace is as ignominious as her behavior has been, from day one.
And I do pray, as a good Catholic, that she repent and confess and sin no more, but we know that's a pipe dream.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
Do their noses get bigger?
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 10:59 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 10:16 PM (xJEPL)
"Here is a box for your things, and security will escort you to the parking lot."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
The alternative is to use the White House for Joe and Jill's Viking Ship Pyre.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
I always wondered what his middle name was
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 22, 2024 10:56 PM (DBZuM)
Jackwagon.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)
Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (55boN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (qejsy)
Those terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
When I had to drive back and forth to DC, I always did it when I could hear the polka shows from Penn on the radio.
Posted by: MiklosKrzyzewski learned how to polka in Poland and at Duke at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: nerdygirl
HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (5Seyi)
Those terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (4M+oY)
Buy shares in Jiffypop.
Posted by: ALH, Dancing Queen at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (xJEPL)
Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility?
Please God NO!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)
Those terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Disrespect
The "White" House was built by slaves owned by Kummala's fambly.
Posted by: Miklos feigns outrage at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 11:00 PM (VavZF)
Dr, I've got this throbbing headache! - Kate Blanchette
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)
It's only 10:04 Central time here at Casa Misanthrope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)
Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Their faces double in size around women.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)
Our HEAD OF SECRET SERVICE...used to work Security for a Grocery Store Outlet Facility?
Please God NO!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)
She was head of security for PepsiCo.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: the knife at July 22, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nerdygirl
HA! Paul Wixcox hosting 'Polka Varieties' on Sunday at 1pm in Cleveland. Every once in awhile Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks would guest star on the program. Great entertainment.
Posted by: Tonypete
Sainted Mother still enjoys Mollie Bs Polka Party.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)
It's midnight somewhere
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)
How many did she blow or promise to blow?
Anal?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (rsqkI)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Besides, Obama has more than likely already taken over the upper floors.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (qejsy)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
That's why she was assigned to protect the Cheeto.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (lX8VI)
The dignity of one little President is nothing compared to the potential cost in American blood and treasure.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 11:10 PM (rsqkI)
This may be repeated tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (NMT5x)
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)
It's midnight somewhere
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:07 PM (xJEPL)
I'm stickin' with 5:00 somewhere.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Pepsi owns Doritos.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (gKDq2)
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Little does she know that those wily Koreans substitute boneless pig sphincter for those foreskins.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)
I have it on good authority that he's more into baked goods.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (xJEPL)
Paid the bartender $20 to put on the Polka channel. "Only for a half hour".
Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
I heard it was Frito-Lay. She had the Dorito's line.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)
Didn't one of the exasperated congress-critters today tell her to 'go back to guarding doritos'?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Mmmm. Cabbage rolls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)
Rhinelanders are not true Germans!
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Dick Pole at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (55boN)
I am guessing Lysander Spooner.
Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (XIkHl)
They also brought up how the Russians were accessing more shells from North Korea, amongst others, and how the West was depleting all sorts of stockpiles as well.
So, this issue has been known for some time -- and it is just another fall out from the U.S. and its allies pushing to continue the conflict in the Ukraine instead of finding a way to settle it.
The mp3 download in linked via the URL I am providing.
Posted by: Big Sam at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (ULArf)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #21 at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Ka BOOM
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:15 PM (xJEPL)
Some of us have been talking about it for months and months. The factory that makes 155mm artillery shells in the US is located in prime Joey Bidet territory - near his hometown of Scranton.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (TDvv2)
Left about two hours later, Polka still on, bartender gave back the 20 because his tips were way above average.
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski
Cabbage Rolls and Coffee ~ https://youtu.be/lmSC52Npuq0?si=hvxi-2xvFZuHXEjW
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
Right now they have free shipping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (4M+oY)
*Shoved wallet at you*
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (fiPAM)
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
And rhinestones are not true diamonds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Jimmy Sturr at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)
Corruption in journalism?
Nooooooo!!!!! Neverrrrrrrr!!!!
Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM)
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
A Prussian is a Pole who has forgotten who his grandfather was.
Posted by: Konrad Adenauer, Rhinelander and Proud, Baby! at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
Yes, they want their face to stand out.
Posted by: Rex B at July 22, 2024 10:58 PM (5h/8D)
Do they become emotionally erect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Their faces double in size around women.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 22, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)
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Have they tried smegmatic facials?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #22 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos was also a Kaboom Kid at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (wTs+0)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #23 at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
And rhinestones are not true diamonds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
And rhinestone cowboys aren't true cowboys.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)
Rep 44
Dem 39
We peaked too soon, but what an election night that would be.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 22, 2024 11:22 PM (55boN)
Posted by: Prussians at July 22, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
And rhinestones are not true diamonds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
*checks*
Yes
Posted by: Miklos still has a highly collectible Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter at July 22, 2024 11:23 PM (XIkHl)
I once had a boss named John J Johnson
Did he come from Wisconsin?
Did he work in a lumber mill there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (xG4kz)
I was the inspiration for that song. In Polka world, I am a muse.
Posted by: Mrs Vilva Yzachke at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Robert, cursing Criterion at July 22, 2024 11:20 PM (fiPAM)
It's not corruption in *journalism*. The idiots believe their own propaganda. The corruption is in the schools.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (d8zPm)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)
Big deal, I'm going to be *sentencing* the Bad Orange Man.
Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 22, 2024 11:24 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:26 PM (K66ud)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Be nice if they had the decency to fix their paw and hoof marks on the greens.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Moose and Squirrel at July 22, 2024 11:28 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: zombie Rosa Liechtenstein at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (XIkHl)
Spies,Hoods and the Hidden Elite I was an interview/story told by Chauncey Holt. Everything he said was referenced with actual letters, documents and photos. Holt revealed hard evidence of locations and operatives of CIA operations during the 50,s and early 60's. I was shocked that he mentioned CEO,s of bothering Coke and Pepsi as being involved with the CIA. Both worldwide holdings and I believe it. Holt died in 1997. Mz Cheatle makes sense now....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)
Posted by: Food and Beverage Mikloski at July 22, 2024 11:12 PM (XIkHl)
"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me. Much too fat for me. Much too fat for me."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #24 at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 11:30 PM (kzHlT)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
You should probably tell them that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)
Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:31 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (iQlbn)
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
His name is my name, too.
Posted by: Rex J Johnson at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Riposte-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190
Posted by: Miklos "Joe" Tex at July 22, 2024 11:32 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:35 PM (zuSOB)
Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl)
I may enter it on my Ourtime.profile.
And yes I actually read that.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (szWen)
https://is.gd/KxrStl
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 11:37 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Miklos in best Kirk Douglas voice at July 22, 2024 11:36 PM (XIkHl)
***SNORT***
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:38 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Come to think of it, Joe Tex also did this, with reference to size-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjzXVZo4b0o
Posted by: Miklos makes an exception for Darleen at July 22, 2024 11:39 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 22, 2024 10:54 PM (sRfrW)
You know, if Biden does officially "die of Covid" then that makes all the vaxxes and boosters completely worthless. I mean, we know that, but the LIV's have been swallowing the clotshot propaganda for a long time. Biden should be protected, dammit!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:43 PM (yLiuJ)
Full colostomy bag before morning!
If I ate poppy seed rolls then buried the bag would I get flowers?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 11:44 PM (K66ud)
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:29 PM (szWen)
Nah. Just another friend of Dr. Jill.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
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She was on Biden's swimming detail.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
********
woo-hoo!!
Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16)
So many thoughts. I don't think much about my Fathers side of the family but they were WV coal mining hill people who moved to Ohio to work in steel mills. And then some interesting other family stuff. And drunkenness and other dysfunction.
JD Vance's story hit kind of close. Probably will do that for a lot of people.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (IFNME)
has come up for air. THE architect of the Dem lawfair against the MAGA movement, Trump included
Eric fuckin Hold my beer Holder.
https://tinyurl.com/y8kecam8
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (szWen)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
You mean the local press where Kamala was raised?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (VNX3d)
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY
It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 11:47 PM (mH6SG)
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH
Another look at the 19th Amendment?
Posted by: Miklos thinks women, as general principle, should just calm their tits at July 22, 2024 11:48 PM (XIkHl)
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY
It's BBC. Lying is what they do. Scum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There is only one solution. We must find the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator and blow up the earth. The view from Mars will be spectacular!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (VNX3d)
289 If Biden dies, then Kamala becomes the first woman president.
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL
Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)
Wish this place was searchable.
They gave the game away on that three weeks ago when some supposed anonymous Democrat said "we need someone who can prosecute the case against Trump" and I said "there it is" and called this practically word for word.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (szWen)
So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here.
Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less.
We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here.
This will kill my husband.
Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)
Posted by: tcn in AK
If he's not incapacitated, he will be soon. Stress and confusion won't mix well with his dementia. This country is going to be walking the tight rope over the abyss for the next six months.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (zuSOB)
Even though this nic is chauvinistic to the max, I still giggled.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:50 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (zuSOB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 22, 2024 11:51 PM (Uikgi)
I think he's helping Jill with the packing. They'll be moving out soon.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (xJEPL)
Yikes. That's terrible. Will pray that everything works out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 22, 2024 11:52 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (zuSOB)
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)
Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
It’s becoming increasingly clear that there’s nothing celebrities won’t do for beauty, especially when it comes to their skin
What a sick and twisted society. These people are freaks.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (W/lyH)
Sorry to hear about your troubles. May you find a new place soon.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at July 22, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)
********
woo-hoo!!
Posted by: a-ha, take on me at July 22, 2024 11:46 PM (kZD16)
Norwegian.
Although, really, what's the diff? They're all filthy Scandis.
Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:54 PM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (IFNME)
It's hard to resign if you're in a coma.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (gKDq2)
Biden could make Kamala president right now by resigning. He hasn't.
Posted by: blaster
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Kanela is at Rehoboth and they are taping and editing his resignation and her swearing in. When it's finished they will hand out copies to their favorite news agencies.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 22, 2024 11:11 PM (d8zPm)
Ah, here it is. July 11. Post 466. Was an easy find since I used the exact words.
https://tinyurl.com/3eerzt4z
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (lX8VI)
Yes and your point is?
How did numbnuts manage to get 81 million votes and can't fill a high school gym?
CIA now NWO is running this show. Daddy Bush headed the CIA. The same Bush family that bought the shares of Trump stock the day before Trumps attempted assassination. Hmmm
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (szWen)
Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL)
Posted by: Miklos J. Johnson, called Jay Ray, or Ray Ray, just don't call me late for dinner at July 22, 2024 11:25 PM (XIkHl)
Miklos J Johnson is right about John J Johnson being right!
Didn't you guys see the movie???
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
It will be harder for Trump to win.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:45 PM (xJEPL)
Don't let the enthusiasm hype scare you. Once Kamalalaladingdong starts opening her pie hole on the campaign trail, well, that'll be that. Last I remember reading, Heels Up is polling even lower than Bye-den, if such a thing is possible.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
***
They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 11:55 PM (VJFAr)
That makes perfect sense. This whole Administration has been a sham from the get-go.
Will they send up white smoke at the White House?
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM (gKDq2)
So this is great. Hubby and I move from SC to our rental house in Wyoming. We rent from our neighbors. They want us to buy the place and we agreed. Welllllll, today they show up here crying and told us we have to move out because their daughter is getting divorced and she will move in here.
Fucking assholes. My husband is terminally ill and they know it and couldn't care less.
We are in a very small town and there is nothing to buy here.
This will kill my husband.
Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2024 11:49 PM (//riP)
I'm so sorry, that truly sucks. Do you have a written lease? Is there anything in writing on the previously agreed sale?
Posted by: BillyD at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (Yt3ED)
They're waiting for him to die so that they can then file to replace him on the ballot in the states where death of the candidate is required. And don't think for a moment that they won't "help" him on his way if he lingers too long.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (lX8VI)
Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 11:56 PM (xJEPL)
Toronto is a shithole. Sorry, Andy, but facts are facts. Get out while you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ)
Have we determined MisHum is a resident of Spooner? He seems like more of a Rhinelander type.
It matters not -- both places are insanely jealous of Hayward and the giant fiberglass Muskellunge in front of the National Fresh Water Fishing Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (xG4kz)
He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)
"They [can] control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth," but they cannot control her cackle.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (yLiuJ)
Not Andy. Amy
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL)
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)
All Trump has to do is reach for his zipper, and Kamala will be strapping on her kneepads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (yLiuJ)
They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (kzHlT)
Posted by: ALH
When wimmins giggle, they jiggle.
It all works out.
Posted by: Miklos from the He-Man Woman Haters Club at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (xJEPL)
Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 12:02 AM (xJEPL)
Oh. I didn't know you were in Toronto. I was directing my warning to Andycanuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (yLiuJ)
Since Russia seized Crimea in 2014, policymakers in America and Europe repeatedly failed to address warnings about the sorry condition of the West’s munitions industry.
***
This is criminal.
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
Remember her interview on TV talking about getting high and listening to so and so?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (VJFAr)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:05 AM (sAmhv)
They will control.every meeting, every speech, and every word that comes out of her mouth. And she will not debate anyone.
Posted by: Diogenes
-------------------------
Trump's A/V team has her every illicit prosecution, every appearance, every word archived. And they produce excellent presentations.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:03 AM (VJFAr)
When she was Attorney General here she put lots of AA males in jail for basically pot possession, if my memory serves. She also wanted to jail parents of chronically truant children.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH)
Yes there is a lease and we just agreed two weeks ago that we would buy the house.
They were crying, fake crocodile tears when they told us. "We won't tell you that you have to move out in 30 days" WTF, you can fuck right off. We will find something because we aren't living in limbo about when we have to be out.
Shit, if we can find something to buy, it takes at least 6 weeks to close.
We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAMUcrnW6rI
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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I thought you were an Aztec skull crusher.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (VJFAr)
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Tupac and Snoop Dogg, before either had released anything. She also called Tupac the best rapper alive, at least 23 years after he died.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:07 AM (dZVON)
He outlived his usefulness to the globalists and their handmaidens in the US uni-party and the Bureaucratic Leviathan. A fitting end.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:00 AM (fs1hN)
I bet that nasty old fuck has it in him to live long enough just to make the ho' actually run for the office. Its how he rolls.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (VwHCD)
Geezer.Golf in the morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 11:59 PM (dZVON)
Sometimes the doctors make the way smooth, you know.
Posted by: King Edward VII at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (Aqu9a)
We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)
Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 11:57 PM (W/lyH)
then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (PDf99)
Possession, in your case, occupation, really matters. Even more with an Agreement to Purchase in the mix.
Rights vary from State to State. Get a good lawyer to check on the State of YOUR State, there.
*prayers*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (kQgoX)
Hitler Johnson was right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW7I-j1Rb94
Posted by: Miklos somewhat recalls at July 23, 2024 12:10 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:58 PM
NPR will start playing Swan Lake on a loop.
Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (Q0RZv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:11 AM (dZVON)
No im an ozark hill person. Unsophisticated and violent in my devotion to the republic.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:12 AM (kzHlT)
Thanks for the support ya'll.
Husband is a retired lawyer and he is livid.
They know he is terminally ill and even if he died, I would still be making the mortgage payments.
We live across the street from our son and daughter in law and 4 grandchildren. It has been wonderful and they are devasted we have to move. They aren't faking that, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (//riP)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (QGaXH)
There were some people calling her "Officer Harris" for this reason, I think it was a callback to West Side Story.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (D7oie)
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (hbjSA)
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (Aqu9a)
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
Hunter: "OK, Pop, here' what we do. You front me the money, I buy a million 155mm shells on Temu, we get them shipped to a windowless warehouse in Seattle, and I have crew of wetbacks put "made in USA" stickers on them. Then I sell them to the Department of Defense, and you get 10% off the top. Deal?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:13 AM (yLiuJ)
Impossible!
No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)
We are in our 70's and don't need this shit.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:06 AM (//riP)
Hire a lawyer, and sue them for breach of contract. Housing a recently-divorced daughter isn't a hardship case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 12:09 AM (yLiuJ)
This. A letter from a lawyer may persuade them to find different arrangements for the daughter. At least talk to a real estate lawyer in your state to find out what rights you have re: the lease and agreement to sell.
Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM
Lots of conjecture that it was a TIA.
Posted by: Bert G (on the road) at July 23, 2024 12:18 AM (Q0RZv)
then the DJT and RFKJr debates are going to be lit.
Posted by: Kindltot
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They aren't going to debate. Kennedy will stop running late and tell move all the libertarians to Trump. Kennedy will be rewarded with the job of eviscerating Fauci & Co.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (VJFAr)
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (D7oie)
No way Seattle would allow that. They'd have to store it all in Yakima.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:16 AM (W/lyH)
OK, we can grease the Mayor's palm, and hire trannies to slap the stickers on, then.
Posted by: Hunter at July 23, 2024 12:19 AM (yLiuJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (Sgq8y)
Best wishes for you & hubby to find a great new place!
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:20 AM (njWTi)
I think Biden is brain dead.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:15 AM (//riP)
Biden has been brain dead since 1972. Didn't slow his political career down one bit.
Posted by: BillyD at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (Yt3ED)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (fLBIY)
Chappell Roan...
I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club...
Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 23, 2024 12:21 AM (TGPs7)
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)
Kamala is really neither useful, wanted, or any good at dealing with people. I have trouble accepting the "stoned silly idiot saying stupid things who is actually a master at political connivance." any more than I could accept it for george W Bush
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)
They are very very very religious. Well, they aren't gonna like it when I tell them to FUCK OFF tomorrow.
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)
Hit 'em with the big 10, not the least of which is false witness. Unrepentant liars do not get to go to heaven.
Then sic a lawyer on their asses. In all Christian charity, of course.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (sRfrW)
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot
...................................
It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2024 12:04 AM (W/lyH)
It's intentional.
Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (D7oie)
Seems original report is Laura Loomer on twitter.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 12:27 AM (fLBIY)
@USMiniTru
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot
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It's about time we rid ourselves of Luxembourg!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)
Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg.
Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (Aqu9a)
I told the dogs, no worries about shitting outside. Shit inside, they can fucking clean it up.
Assholes
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:28 AM (//riP)
Posted by: four seasons
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If you're looking at potential *legal entanglements* with these people, then I strongly suggest that you speak civilly to them at all times.
Since you have a lease, they will need to serve eviction papers (or whatever notice your contract specifies) to break it-- they can't just say "leave"-- IINAL, but this is basic stuff.
Keep your cool!
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:29 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Everyone has a place in life and whores gotta' hoe.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:30 AM (VJFAr)
What is it?
Nitrocellulose.
Russia has managed to increase their imported amounts while we struggle to get it.
Here are links to some stories that all say the same thing.
Some of our allies arent.
https://tinyurl.com/352nt876
https://tinyurl.com/yjastpxz
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:31 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:23 AM (//riP)
Now yer talkin'.
That would be my response too.
Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:32 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: four seasons
I hope you have something, anything in writing.
If you don't, one wonders.
Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your state, province, ot Independent Republic at July 23, 2024 12:33 AM (XIkHl)
You have a lease, how can they do anything?! Without paying you a chunk of change, anyway.
Not sure why the daughter can't pitch a tent in her parent's backyard, either.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP)
Posted by: four seasons at July 23, 2024 12:34 AM (//riP)
Don't do anything stupid. You're in the legal right. Letting your dog crap all over will break the lease.
Stay calm.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:36 AM (Vvh2V)
Since they're breaking the lease they can pay your first, last, and security deposit at the next place and any associated moving costs, or the equivalent. It's not much, but it's the least they can do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 12:25 AM (94Y6N)
Be warned! We have a mutual defense pact with Luxembourg.
Posted by: The Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Fuck
We have a Treaty with Luxembourg since 1362
Posted by: Miklos I Leka Zogu, Rightful King of All the Albanias, asking Darleen to get the rust off at July 23, 2024 12:37 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: four seasons
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Keep calm and read it. Know what type of notice either party must give, and under what circumstances, to break it.
Gather all your monthly payment receipts.
See a lawyer, and take the contract with you.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 12:38 AM (njWTi)
They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+)
Q: "Know how a Mormon says "F.U." to another Mormon?"
A: "TRUST ME, my Brother!"
To this day, that is the ONLY actual Mormon Joke, as told to me by a Mormon, that I have ever heard.
Know how a Feminist, Ageist, Racist, Sexist, *any* "ist" can't laugh at themselves?
It's a tell. A 100% lead cinch, dead certain, tell.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ)
Posted by: four seasons
I am from one of the Original Colonies/States.
Common Law applies here.
Don't know about there.
In general a leasehold is a solid "right of use and possession" if documented.
Posted by: Miklos would sit tight and dare them at July 23, 2024 12:42 AM (XIkHl)
They have allegedly driven up the price while driving down the availability with their buying.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 12:39 AM (elaR+)
Why is Turkey still in Nato when they allow for stuff like this to happen?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2024 12:43 AM (wnRY2)
https://is.gd/pLYYxQ
The Eviction Process in Wyoming: Rules for Landlords and Property Managers
An overview of Wyoming eviction rules, forms, and procedures.
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Notice for Termination Without Cause
If a landlord wants a tenant to move but does not have legal cause to evict the tenant, then the landlord has to wait until the tenant's lease or rental agreement has expired before expecting the tenant to move. In some cases, the landlord might still need to give the tenant written notice to move.
= = =
So as I read this, unless you've violated a material clause in the lease, or failed to pay rent, they can't evict you with cause, and without cause, you can basically tell them, "No, we will adhere to the terms as laid out in the lease and we are not voluntarily leaving just because you want us to."
These people's daughter can find other living arrangements. Dig in your heels and this problem goes away.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Miklos, actual Political Scientologist (so the famous Diploma sez) at July 23, 2024 12:44 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 12:46 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 12:14 AM (PDf99)
I'm telling you. The op failed and it practically killed him. That raised fist alone must have had the Demorats cursing and breaking so many lamps.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl)
Jul 21
An inside anonymous source told my cousin's roommate who once worked at an Aldi's that a White House staffer shopped at that Joe Biden is going to nuke Luxembourg his last day in office.
Posted by: Kindltot
Honest question. Do we have a nuke small enough for that?
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: ...
And ashtrays
Posted by: *hic* at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
True
Posted by: Miklos has been slowly kicked out of many bars at July 23, 2024 12:47 AM (XIkHl)
okay that was funny, Miklos....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:48 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:49 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Prussians
Otto, Graf von Bismarck-Schönhausen, is that you? Dwell not in the past, for the times have altered our present event space. Circumstances require that you get with the program, as the kids say. They do say that, don't they? I had been led to believe that such an utterance marked one as based and truly rizz. Idioms of American English, have you vanquished me yet again?
The elderly Frau who admonished the grizzly to conduct himself with a proper bearing (Herzog has maybe made a funny here, nicht wahr?) excites my admiration, and all should hold her in esteem. Do not tread on me, she is saying to the bruin, unlike the Treadwell youngling, who was trod upon most decisively. For that last one, you must picture a Gadsden Flag. Or maybe not.
The Bard of Avalon once queried whether one might compare someone to a summer's day. The bears think otherwise, and compare one's face to claws and sharp toothy fangs, their principle mode of discourse. They would make sport of our remains, gleefully tossing them hither and yon. Damn, that is dark, even for me.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 12:51 AM (tmPIh)
Jim
Why do Jews have big noses?
The air is FREE
*the ability to laugh at oneself is shared by Rednecks*
Posted by: A joke Miklos heard at Jewlane at July 23, 2024 12:52 AM (XIkHl)
For the cost of one F-35, they could build over 1 million 155mm artillery rounds.
We are going to be screwed in the next war.
Posted by: Diogenes
A new production plant opened in Texas a month ago. I don't know what its production rate is. Production was at 28k shells per month. Pentagon's goal is 100k by 2025. Russia currently produces 250k per month or 3 million a year. They are actively increasing their production. Combined total production for the US and NATO allies is 1.2 million per year. Screwed is not a strong enough description.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (zuSOB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 12:53 AM (QGaXH)
Well, my aunt died last month. You know what never once occurred to us? Kicking that couple out. We didn't sign a thing, but we shook hands, and gave our word. We figured something out. There's always a way.
Don't let them kick you out
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 23, 2024 12:54 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:56 AM (VJFAr)
Posted by: EveR at July 23, 2024 12:57 AM (Z/h4+)
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6utvmnh
Clarion-Clipperton Zone == Copper Clapper Caper?
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #25 at July 23, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
You are welcome to join around the Great Fire
Posted by: Barron, the Chosen One at July 23, 2024 01:03 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #26 at July 23, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
And Ringo too. He is the epitome of cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:05 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:06 AM (JOR6L)
https://tinyurl.com/zmf5skcx
Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty stuff Through Chemistry #27 at July 23, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:08 AM (VJFAr)
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:59 AM (LjKNJ)
I would be willing to have him be in charge for more than 4 years, that is for sure.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (JOR6L)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (LjKNJ)
https://mol.im/a/13659251
Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (VJFAr)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
I would be less than candid if I did not say it was time for such an eventuality. Luxembourg knows what it did, and their tearful faces beseech us to save them from their shame. For centuries their only purpose has been to produce postage stamps of an unusual nature and to serve as a storage space for the Great Powers of Europe. Hence have they been laden with salted herring by the Swedes, a precursor to the savage Lutheran dietary punishment of Lutefisk. Let us go into that dark night, they beg, fearful that reverse-Scandi influences might expose them to the jello casserole of your Midwest.
Such then for Luxembourg. But for those who would trifle with Liechtenstein, be not froggy in your desire to jump. For then it would be on, like Donkey Kong. The kids say that, do they not? Has popular culture led Werner astray again? I shall think on this, now that Wordle is up. Those five spaces taunt me, and I must show them who is master. As your Stan Lee said, excelsior! Save the whales.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (tmPIh)
https://mol.im/a/13660561
Posted by: Ciampino
Done tole y'all peoples
Posted by: Ecclesiates at July 23, 2024 01:11 AM (XIkHl)
https://tinyurl.com/5awyp5fx
Posted by: Ciampino - Sue Sue Sue #29 at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (qfLjt)
No idea what time it is in the real world.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 12:41 AM (LjKNJ)
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Midnight sun.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:12 AM (JvZF+)
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Why do you hate Andorra?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (JvZF+)
https://tinyurl.com/jaxuzxuw
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (szWen)
Thinks
Turns head to one side, in the style of a cute doggie.
Posted by: Miklos has such doggie at July 23, 2024 01:14 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Nasty kids #28 at July 23, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
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Some 13 year olds just need killing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:17 AM (szWen)
Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #30 at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at July 23, 2024 01:18 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Andorra was the Mother in Law in Bewitched at July 23, 2024 01:16 AM (XIkHl)
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I want to know Werner Herzog's reasons!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:20 AM (JvZF+)
https://mol.im/a/13657039
Posted by: Ciampino - More fun thru Chemistry #31 at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:21 AM (bFId9)
You really don't need to keep selling him to me, folks
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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That's Conventional Wisdom in Babylon DC. I hear it all the time. They are making Trump sound way cooler than he is.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 01:22 AM (94Y6N)
https://mol.im/a/13656933
Posted by: Ciampino - too many drugs #32 at July 23, 2024 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Not unlike San Marino, I am not inimical to Andorra. This perception gained traction only when I was informed of Klaus Kinski having tarried within their environs. It turned out that it was instead Klaus Maria Brandauer, which was an understandable mistake at that time. Brandauer is Austrian, which excites my pity. He does not partake of the blasphemy which was Klaus Kinski, whose demise I of course had nothing to do with, as I never tire of telling people.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh)
Rioter freed twice by Kamala Harris-supported bail fund arrested again.
https://t.co/B36cD40JAf
Posted by: Ciampino - Third time unlucky? #33 at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
We just witnessed an extraordinary example of love for country and for the people of the United States.
I think Kamala will prevail in every way. The energy is magical right now.
I think Kamala Harris will do well... Can you imagine? She has an infectious smile which shows a positivity coming from within.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:26 AM (bFId9)
We give the bishop his two chickens every year.
Ceremony and stuff.
For, like, a thousand freakin' years.
What he does with them, Who knows.
Posted by: Miklos, Rightful Prince of All the Andorras at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (XIkHl)
Your lamentations are pleasing to us. Please do continue.
Soon, you will be Mayor of Wilmington.
Love, Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:28 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (PDf99)
There is a reason for the accolades for Joe Biden and he deserves them all. He has grown from an inexperienced politician into someone who can hold a set of principles and live by them.
I hope President Biden will take this opportunity to issue a few Presidential edicts during his last months in office... Maybe reinstating requirements for truth in journalistic reporting in all media formats?
Joe is now liberated from the campaign to take on the role played by his dog Commander…attack DJT
Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (bFId9)
Then, do explain that theah puddle there under yo' squatted haunches, son?
Ah said PUDDLE, boy. Ah say Ah SAID "PUDDLE"!
You momma sho' 'nuff is a Red Legged HEN, boy!
If'n I had meant Poodle, Ah ah say I would've SAID POODLE!
Sheesh... some chickens sons!
/foghorn
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 01:29 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:24 AM (tmPIh)
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He was great in Never Say Never Again
Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:32 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:33 AM (LjKNJ)
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Mary Cloggenstein jumped the shark from parody to reality.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:34 AM (JvZF+)
That may have been Endorra....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:35 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually met Mel Blanc (some say Kenny Delmar was first at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (XIkHl)
It reminds me of the Marxists I deal with in Europe, who are absolutely obsessed with 'Fascism'! But can't define what it is, what it looks like, or what it does, only that it's 'Fascism'!
I think on the Substacks I look at, the majority are active or retired academics. It seems like a lot of them have worked in university systems and also in non-profit land. A great many are East Coast Jews who see Nazis under every cabbage leaf.
It's crazy, the hysteria is dangerous as fuck.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack at July 23, 2024 01:36 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Dave in Fla'
If referring to DoS, they're not parodies.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:37 AM (bFId9)
Mary from Brattleboro was a creation of a creative guy.
I liked it so much I played along.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 23, 2024 01:38 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #34 at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
George H Bush will not leave office when his term is up.
Bill Clinton will not leave office when his last term is up.
W will not leave office when his last term is up.
Obama will not leave office when his last term is up.
Trump will not leave office when his term is up.
They have the memory of a goldfish.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News'
I save examples of writing I'm jealous of.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:39 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH)
You see a lot of the same mentality on Reddit, where people insist that Communism has never been really tried, but will one day bring utopia.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (LjKNJ)
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece.
Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:41 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 23, 2024 01:42 AM (LjKNJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 01:43 AM (K5m3m)
https://tinyurl.com/f5jhta46
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 01:43 AM (szWen)
I bet you can buy "w" keys from the White House computers on Ebay
I got a couple
Posted by: Clinton staffer on the last day at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (XIkHl)
Scott Pribble, 'The Barter Economy Of The Khmer Rouge Labor Camps'.
Goes into the philosophy of the elimination of currency/money, extremely interesting stuff, highly recommended.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (bFId9)
We give the bishop his two chickens every year.
Ceremony and stuff.
For, like, a thousand freakin' years.
What he does with them, Who knows.
Posted by: Miklos, Rightful Prince of All the Andorras at July 23, 2024 01:27 AM (XIkHl)
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Well someone has to freeze them and throw them at Boeing planes ...... just saying. (It pays well).
Posted by: Ciampino - Now I understand why it's a high-bypass turbofan at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (bFId9)
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece.
Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:41 AM (GITLP)
$12.00 1945 probably >$100 2024
I remember the first digital watches cost north of $200 early 1970's dollars. (>$1000 2024) Within a couple of years they were cheap enough I received one for one of my teen-aged birthdays...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:45 AM (QGaXH)
Biden's been working hard to get Betamax VCR prices back to where they were in 1985.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 01:47 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH)
Werner Von Braun >>>>
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:49 AM (PDf99)
And unable to accept or even comprehend that, oh, if you're a, you know, Christian like you say, your son is in, oh, maybe Heaven with God?
Unbelievable and I've felt compelled to write up essentially an entire book for him explaining various theologies why this is.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:50 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: The Chickens at July 23, 2024 01:28 AM (JvZF+)
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Does that mean you're not going to even wet your beaks? The hooch is good.
Posted by: Ciampino - Foghorn Leghorn at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (qfLjt)
Scott Pribble, 'The Barter Economy Of The Khmer Rouge Labor Camps'.
Goes into the philosophy of the elimination of currency/money, extremely interesting stuff, highly recommended.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:44 AM (bFId9)
Essentially you revert to the barter economies before the introduction of currency. So, set the way back to... 500 or 600 BC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (PDf99)
Now? Can get comparable for about $20, and students must provide their own.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan'
I recall my dad's first calculator, which neither my brother or myself were allowed to even touch as it was so expensive.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (bFId9)
The first ballpoint pens sold in 1945 were priced at $12.00 apiece.
Biden's been working hard to get ballpoint-pen prices back to 1945 levels.
Posted by: SMOD
More (adjust for inflation)
The first such pens were invented by a Hungarian named Biro (they are still called biros by Brits).
Because 1930s and all, set up in Argentina.
First, imperfect pens sold in New York for $12.50, some models for $200
Posted by: Miklos, late nite custodian of Knowledge type things at July 23, 2024 01:52 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH)
Werner Von Braun >>>>
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work
hey
Remember?
My son was Col. Klink
Posted by: Werner Klemperer at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: LenNeal
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Haha, same here. Mom was pissed that he spent so much! Maybe $60? IDK, but it was serious money then.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
It is a compliment, but no. Without Herr Klemperer, the world would lack Hogan and his Heroes. In a manner not unlike that of Sergeant Schultz, I can state though that I know nussing, I hear nussing, I see nussing that can inform me of the level of sketchiness that Bob Crane and Richard Dawson brought to the table in that otherwise estimable production. Was this a less smarmy pre-configuration of the Biden administration? Was the series creator Bernard Fein prescient? Did he seek to warn us? Why then the oblique methodology he employed? These are questions I mull over when I am tossing darts at my poster of Aaron Spelling. He brought The Loveboat into being, and there must be a reckoning.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 01:57 AM (tmPIh)
Going to Shithole Mexico, where my brother was working, and watching him wade into the Pacific Ocean, cross himself, and pray to the Sun? Yeah I wasn't quite ready for that one.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 01:58 AM (bFId9)
Being terrible at math, only Texas Instruments allowed me to become an actual Economist.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl)
I bet you can buy "w" keys from the White House computers on Ebay
I got a couple
Posted by: Clinton staffer on the last day at July
Now I want to check e-bay.
Wonder if I can find anything tge hag stole on there?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: JQ'
I recall it being well over a hundred dollars, an amount of money I thought inconceivable at the time, I was little and 25 cents was big money to me!
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 01:40 AM (QGaXH)
Werner Von Braun >>>>
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work
hey
Remember?
My son was Col. Klink
Posted by: Werner Klemperer at July 23, 2024 01:54 AM (XIkHl)
What I find ironic is before Hogan's Heroes he appeared in the movie Judgement at Nuremberg as an imprisoned Nazi on trial for war crimes. I always watch it when it's on thinking 'that's where Col Klink ended up....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (y1lin)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi)
This was late 70's, I think.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:03 AM (elaR+)
*click* *click* *click* *click* click*
*ka-chunk*
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (fwDg9)
This guy is good.
Also need Zod-with-sun-in-his-hair and Uncle Palp.
In our moment of greatest need, shall they come.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Delphi at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (XIkHl)
Here's how you know you are poor.
When your Mom buys you an entry grade Seiko watch as a Graduation present. And then has to ask for it back, which she returns, and gifts instead a (then, thrilling and new) Quartz (red LED) digital watch. (at about 1/3 the price of the Seiko.)
In order to keep the rent/food/lights/funds ratios, in balance.
And THAT, with me kicking in about 90% of what I earned busting my ass after H.S. hours in the restaurant kitchens.
USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06 AM (kQgoX)
This was late 70's, I think.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 23, 2024 02:03 AM (elaR+)
Engineering school in the late 70's and how the guys with the TI-SR51's lorded over the rest of us....
I kept a plastic slide rule on my desk at work for years...one day I was messing with it, lost in thought, my boss walks by, sees me, shakes his head, keeps walking....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:07 AM (QGaXH)
When Agkar tried to eliminate money they lost the ability to transfer energy: it had the same catastrophic effect as trying to eliminate fossil fuels.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:07 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 01:51 AM (PDf99)
That's post Bronze Age collapse and I think right at the height of the Persian Empire. So you probably need to go back farther. Because they conquered Lydia and they get credit for metal coinage.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2024 02:08 AM (fLBIY)
*click* *click* *click* *click* click*
*ka-chunk*
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi)
There were some pretty impressive mechanical calculators out there, before the advent of the electronic calculator. Facet and Marchant were two of the big names, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:08 AM (y1lin)
USAF "boot camp"? Was a fuckin' HOLIDAY in comparison.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06 AM (kQgoX)
Spent most of my senior year washing dishes in the kitchen of a Ramada Inn for $2/hr, glad to have a job.
That never left me, and it was with great difficulty I walked away from my lucrative engineering job to retire (become self-employed)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (QGaXH)
*click* *click* *click* *click* click*
*ka-chunk*
Posted by: JQ'
My grandfather graduated with a degree in accounting from the University of Arkansas in 1930, and went to work for Kresge as a store manager. He did his own accounting and taxes his entire life using a mechanical adding machine, never bought a calculator!
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Robert Clary (LeBeau) from Hogan's Heroes was a true French Jewish concentration camp survivor. Became American, and more than most.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Delphi recalls at July 23, 2024 02:10 AM (XIkHl)
Being terrible at math, only Texas Instruments allowed me to become an actual Economist.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl)
----
Piker.
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn'
The roofing company I went to work for was run by a guy from dirt-poor Kansas, joined the Marines in the early 1960s as it seemed like his best bet. He described Marine boot camp as 'easy', and that some of his fellow Marines were from backgrounds so impoverished they spent the first several days in culture shock over having two pairs of shoes.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:00 AM (XIkHl)
----
Piker.
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
LOL, I actually brought my slide Rule to Navy Nuc School... no calculators back then...
Instructor said I could not bring it to class.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 02:14 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Ciampino
I bet the Slide Rule Competence Test is Mandatory at SpaceX, prohibited at NASA
Posted by: Miklos has additional stories about the Space Coast in the 60s at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (XIkHl)
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Hmmm... so not 29?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (xaFKb)
Now, I can run out of gas at any altitude my car can attain.
*buffs nails*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:15 AM (kQgoX)
I was in high school when they allowed sliderules.
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #35 at July 23, 2024 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
They taught us to use slide rules in high school when I was there. You have to know a little about logarithms to be able to properly use a slide rule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:16 AM (y1lin)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He lies
We always counted with oyster shells, before filling potholes and then sleeping on them.
Posted by: Cousin Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:17 AM (XIkHl)
It's why George Soros' book is entitled, 'The Alchemy Of Finance': guy is not, and has never been, a Capitalist: he is an Alchemist using 'currency' to transform Things, and then by extension, the entire World. It's what he does.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:19 AM (bFId9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
First, you have to spell "logarithms"
Posted by: Hampsters for Gaia! at July 23, 2024 02:19 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:20 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 23, 2024 02:20 AM (bFId9)
I still try to math, can't do it in my head, I never could, but I balance my checkbook and pay my bills by doing old fashioned math with a pen on the back of an envelope. I check myself twice and remain confident that I can still add and subtract and multiply. Division was always a problem, I use the calculator function for that.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 02:22 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #36 at July 23, 2024 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:23 AM (y1lin)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
During the War, we made firearms too
Posted by: IBM at July 23, 2024 02:24 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:26 AM (szWen)
Posted by: Hillary and Kamala discuss at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (XIkHl)
Well, that's from back when y'all meant BUSINESS!!!
And a U.S. Carbine, M-1, .30 cal., meant BUSINESS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Ciampino - At least the sky's not falling #37 at July 23, 2024 02:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 02:23 AM (y1lin)
531 Cackles/Cankles 2024
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:26 AM (szWen)
Following AOPs good example. Good Night....
Gumby....that just ain't right son........
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:30 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl)
During the War, we made firearms too
Posted by: IBM
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Which is a very interesting topic. As civilian manufacturing turned itself to wartime production, companies were producing very unlikely things. One that made an impression on me was General Mills, which was producing radar mounts for submarines. And... the jitterbug torpedo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2024 02:34 AM (XeU6L)
I only had a stick, and dirt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I went to an underfunded school district; all we had was pluck and grit.
In other news, back in the day as certain people say, I worked at store that sold high end slide rules. Within months of the first calculators showing up the slide rule market died. We got rid of them for pennies on the dollar. I wish I had bought them all, moved them 47 times, because today I could have sold them for a fortune. Plastics. I missed out on that trend too.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 02:35 AM (WsTZq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0YktY3mL7o
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at July 23, 2024 02:33 AM (XIkHl)
Thank you Miklos...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 23, 2024 02:35 AM (QGaXH)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 02:06
Yet you survived Jim. And are a semi-coherent commenter here.
Keep on rockin.Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miklos, reasonably complaint-free at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 02:36 AM (PDf99)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 02:38 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I will let Wayne Newton say Thank You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dov75vm0_KU
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at July 23, 2024 02:38 AM (XIkHl)
IBM also produced punch card accounting systems for the Nazi's
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 02:42 AM (szWen)
That'd add to the fun.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 02:50 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at July 23, 2024 02:55 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 02:56 AM (sAmhv)
That'd add to the fun.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 02:50 AM (1bNHn)
I think the two sides were trying to maintain the status quo, knowing that if they replace Biden, it adds an element of uncertainty. But, between the debate performance and the attempt on Trump, they felt they had to do something to be able to keep it within the margin of cheat. The cost of doing nothing outweighed the inertia of the situation. Hence where we are now.
Or, there really was some sort of catastrophic, acute medical event.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2024 02:56 AM (PDf99)
Or, there really was some sort of catastrophic, acute medical event.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Uncertainty is a kind of inertia.
Posted by: Miklos invokes the Third Rule of Physics at July 23, 2024 03:00 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 11:53 PM (gKDq2)
_______
Not scared, just realistic. For *years* everyone's been saying she's unelectable. I've been wondering what planet they mean, because around these parts, the Donks vote for him they're told.
Now the money is unleashed, the media is about to kick off the a propaganda festival that would make Goebbels jealous, and they all know how to corral their puppet now.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2024 03:06 AM (CjgNg)
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2024 03:06 AM (CjgNg)
@jenvanlaar
Reporters at @RedState have also confirmed this story with @LVMPD sources.
An additional source (not a medical person) in a position to know tells me that Biden had stroke-like symptoms (but did not elaborate as to what those were), but when the doc traveling w/Biden determined it wasn't a "full stroke" they could treat on AF1 en route to Andrews, the motorcade diverted to the airport.
According to this source, it's believed Biden had a transient ischemic attack (TIA)
Quote
Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today
@JordanSchachtel·4h
Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say
dossier.today/p/exclusive-president-biden-suffered
8:24 PM · Jul 22, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:14 AM (9aVck)
And so we're in the midst of Plan B. An X post from May:
https://tinyurl.com/2ds7aste
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:17 AM (3aHHj)
Posted by: Miklos invokes John Donne at July 23, 2024 03:18 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I have come across a few stories that assert this and one where Frank Biden says health was a factor. Plus Biden canceled at least 10 up coming events.
I did see a video of him getting on the plane in Las Vegas and he could barely walk. Then there was the report that Air Force One flew back so fast is shook the whole time.
Does this mean anything? Who knows given outright fabrication and lying from that has surrounded his health for years now.
What does seem certain is Biden is irrelevant now and the junta that has been running things continue doing so.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 03:21 AM (WsTZq)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:21 AM (3aHHj)
============
I can't wait for all this deceit and decay to rub off on Kamala.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2024 03:22 AM (K5m3m)
Posted by: Sen. Krysten at July 23, 2024 03:23 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:24 AM (3aHHj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
But I think about that. Think. Think about that...thinking.
Posted by: Kummala, unburdened at July 23, 2024 03:25 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 23, 2024 03:30 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2024 03:30 AM (Sgq8y)
https://tinyurl.com/3takeep6
Posted by: Biden's Dog
-------
Gee, looks like Joey made a Big Boy Tweet yesterday, too!
F the riots. We'll have another open-carry party on every street corner downtown and when the buses arrive to let the " " " protesters " " " out... they won't stay very long. Again. LOL
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Guten Doberman schlaffens
Posted by: Miklos attenpts late Nite Germanics at July 23, 2024 03:32 AM (XIkHl)
"Czar" pfft.
Leave it to the leftards, to use russki terminology for 'official' positions, and then (from the other side of their mouths) whine & bitch about russia russia russia. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)
Well, coming up from behind is AFT president Randi Weingarten:
https://tinyurl.com/bujaa2zv
These creatures remind me of:
https://tinyurl.com/36ujf7rn
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:36 AM (3aHHj)
Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say.
https://tinyurl.com/5azhmb6h
Las Vegas hospital on standby to treat President Biden during COVID-19 diagnosis
https://tinyurl.com/2b5fjva7
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 23, 2024 03:37 AM (WsTZq)
I just want to fire people and cut their pensions.
Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (3aHHj)
Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year at July 23, 2024 03:42 AM (XIkHl)
-
"Soviet be written, soviet be done!"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:44 AM (3aHHj)
I just want to fire people and cut their pensions.
Posted by: Miklos has been a Good Boy this year
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Hmm. IDK... Dontcha hafta be a General Secretary to do that stuff?
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:45 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos suspects at July 23, 2024 03:48 AM (XIkHl)
Quote
Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today
@JordanSchachtel·4h
Exclusive: President Biden suffered an undisclosed medical emergency during his time in Las Vegas, police sources say
dossier.today/p/exclusive-president-biden-suffered
8:24 PM · Jul 22, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:14 AM (9aVck)
I wonder if it involved a pillow.
Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 03:49 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Miklos is an alumnus of the karl Mrx University of Economic Sciences at July 23, 2024 03:50 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos is an alumnus of the karl Mrx University of Economic Sciences
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And...what?
Go for it, "rules" no longer apply anyhow LOL!
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:52 AM (njWTi)
Get closer now and you will see
What I mean
It isn't a dream
Did you hear it?
https://tinyurl.com/yhcbfxvr
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 23, 2024 03:57 AM (3aHHj)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi)
F. Joke is missing in action. And we thought Saturday the 13th was the biggest news of '24 so far, huh?
LBJ's "I do not choose to run," Watergate and Nixon's resignation and Ford's pardon of him: All had better move over on the history book pages and make room for 2024.
Anyway, as our former pResident liked to say, I'm up with about enough sleep. My plan is to work out again this am, take off Wednesday, and get sessions in on Thursday and Friday. (Well, such is the *plan.* No plan survives first contact with the enemy . . . which in my case is laziness.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Hi JQ!
*Miklos may have hit the Old Crow, more in happiness than sadness*
I grew up in a Happy Peoples' Socialist Republic. So I guess you could say the commies were all Republicans.
My Hungarian Alma mater was called Karl Marx U.
No mascot.
There were other American students, we named the teams the Fightin' Proletarians.
Posted by: Days of wasted Miklosian Youth at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 03:59 AM (njWTi)
Is Old Mama doing well, I hope? Prayers continue for you all, of course...
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Hungarian-
elvtars
Posted by: Miklos remembers at July 23, 2024 04:03 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: m at July 23, 2024 04:04 AM (64Zez)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 23, 2024 04:06 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:06 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
Thank you.
late and quiet-
Change.
Oncologist says not strong enough for chemo, surgeon says not strong enough for surgery.
It means hospice.
Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week at July 23, 2024 04:07 AM (XIkHl)
Is that the singular or plural form?
Posted by: JQ
Singular
Posted by: Miklos continues to suggest Hungarian as a sekrit language at July 23, 2024 04:09 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at July 23, 2024 04:11 AM (5YmYl)
Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week
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Ooof. Sorry that treatment isn't an option, Miklos.
Hospice is good, though. Old Mama will be kept comfortable... Quality over quantity, ya know?
Praying for peace and strength for you.
Posted by: JQ at July 23, 2024 04:12 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miklos at July 23, 2024 04:20 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos is a bit tired these days at July 23, 2024 04:30 AM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Miklos saw a lot of cards on her 86th birthday last week at July 23, 2024 04:07
Prayers up from here Miklos. May Old Mama pass her days left in peace and love.
Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at July 23, 2024 05:04 AM (55Qr6)
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