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Biden Aide: Middle Class Joe Isn't Dropping Out No Matter What the Elites Say
"Multiple Sources:" It's a Done Deal, Biden Will Withdraw His Candidacy on Sunday

Stay strong, Middle Class Joe. Courage.

All of Regime Comms are declaring a "Code Red," trying to bully Fighter Pilot Joe out of the race.

Don't they know he was an All-American Football Star? Don't they know that his son Beau bravely killed over 100 'Cong in Iraq?!


ABC, NBC morning shows give blunt assessment of Biden's future: 'Code red'

ABC's Jonathan Karl said that he didn't see how it's 'tenable' for Biden to remain in the race

It's called "democracy," Fat. Look it up.


ABC's George Stephanopoulos and Jon Karl, NBC's Kristen Welker offer blunt assessments of Biden's future

ABC News hosts George Stephanopoulos and Jon Karl, as well as NBC's Kristen Welker, all offered some blunt assessments of President Biden's standing among prominent Democrats as he faces more calls to bow out.

CNN, ABC, NBC and MSNBC hosts offered some grim assessments on the future of President Biden's candidacy on Thursday, as several prominent Democrats have called on him to bow out of the race.

"It's almost like they're saying, 'we can do this the easy way or the hard way,'" NBC's Kristen Welker said Thursday on "Today," referring to several reports of leaked, private conversations the president has had with prominent Democrats.

Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., publicly called on the president to bow out on Wednesday. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., also reportedly told the president on a phone call that he should drop out, and former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has reportedly told Biden he can't win.

...

Welker added that Biden has remained defiant. His campaign has said that the president is the Democratic nominee and has no plans to drop out of the race.

"Joe Biden has said he is running for President of the United States. Our campaign is moving forward, drawing a vision and a contrast between that of Project of 2025 and what we've seen for the past three days here in Milwaukee -- the extreme agenda of Republicans -- and that's where our focus is. There are no plans being made to replace President Biden on the ballot," Principal Deputy Campaign Manager Quentin Fulks said Thursday.

You tell 'em, Fulks.


ABC's Jon Karl and George Stephanopoulos also discussed the president's future on Thursday. Stephanopoulos, a former aide to Bill Clinton, said the "walls were closing in" on Biden.

Oh boy -- the "Walls Are Closing In" for Biden!!!

That must mean he's staying in forever, right? Because that's what it meant when you said it of Trump.

...

Stephanopoulos said the president was "getting word that his fundraising is completely drying up."

I got the same word about your wife but I'm not blabbing about it all over the internet.

"I am told, in terms of the major donors, the money into the campaign has stopped. And yes, in polling you've seen upwards of 70% of Democratic voters saying they would like to see a different nominee. That is very hard to sustain," Karl added.

This is gold: Murdering Joe Scarborough, who claimed that Joe is "far from cogent -- this is the best version of Biden ever, intellectually, analystically," now says that the people around Biden must "help him" to "do the right thing."

He doesn't mean "stay in the race." Biden has already repeatedly said he's staying the race.

He means what Nancy Pelosi meant when she said that Biden "must decide," after he repeatedly announced his decision: They both mean that he must decide something else.


Even some of Biden's biggest media allies, "Morning Joe" hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, appeared to suggest Thursday that Biden might not be on the ticket, 10 days after he called their show and emphatically said he was not getting out.

"The Dems need to get it together. They really need to get whatever they've got going, going. Whatever it is, the problem should not be our candidate. The focus should be on Donald Trump," Brzezinski said. "You know, it may or may not be Joe Biden."

Scarborough called on Biden's allies to "do the right thing."

"You know, it's really incumbent on people that are around Joe Biden to step up at this point and help the president, and help the man they love, and do the right thing. This is not going to end well if it continues to drag out," he said.

Megyn Kelly has a funny compilation of Murderin' Joe and Mika going through "the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance:

Even Elite C*cks*cker Barack Obama is now putting out the word that he wants Joe out of the race.

Regime Newsletter the Washington Post:

Former president Barack Obama has told allies in recent days that President Biden's path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy, according to multiple people briefed on his thinking.

Obama has spoken with Biden only once since the debate, and he has been clear in his conversations with others that the future of Biden's candidacy is a decision for the president to make. He has emphasized that his concern is protecting Biden and his legacy, and has pushed back against the idea that he alone can influence Biden's decision-making process.

Behind the scenes, Obama has been deeply engaged in conversations about the future of Biden's campaign, taking calls from many anxious Democrats, including former House speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), and has shared his views about the president's challenges, according to people with knowledge of the calls, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private conversations.


But Football Hero Joe is standing strong in the face of these attacks by the Elite!


- President Biden's re-election campaign is pushing back against a slew of reports in the past 24 hours that the president has become more receptive in the last couple of days to hearing arguments about why he should drop his 2024 re-election run.

"Our campaign is not working through any scenarios where President Biden is not at the top of the ticket. He is and will be the Democratic nominee," Biden principal deputy campaign manager Quentin Fulks told reporters at a news conference Thursday morning near the site of the Republican National Convention.

Fulks emphasized that "the president has said it several times. He's staying in this race" and "we look forward to him accepting the [nomination of the] delegates in Chicago and continuing with this race to talk about what's at stake."

We're all still waiting for you guys to finally decide if Biden is in or out.

...

Asked a second time at the news conference if Biden may consider stepping aside, Fulks responded that the president "is not wavering on anything. The president has made his decision. I don't want to be rude, but I do not know how many more times we can answer that. Joe Biden has said he is running for president of the United States. Our campaign is moving forward."

So that's what this Fulks-head is claiming.

But I saw a tweet from Biden's repellent spokesman Andrew Bates. Bates is legendarily nasty and vindictive with the few members of the press that ask tough questions.

But when this story about Biden "wavering" went out, he responded only:

"Incorrect. Keep the faith."

That sure seems like a very measured response from this very nasty White House -- almost as if he's now wondering where his next job will come from, after Biden drops out.

On the other other hand: Check out this great excerpt, highlighted by John Ekdahl.

Biden's people are now blaming "Democratic leaders" like Schumer and Pelosi and Barack Obama for giving us Trump in the first place.

They're complaining that Schumer and Pelosi and Obama, especially, favored Hillary over Biden and thus lead to Trump beating Hillary.

ekdhalblamethedemleadership.jpg

Correction: I didn't believe they would actually call Obama out, but they did.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Will they turn on Obama?

And will the Deep State begin leaking blackmail information they've been hoarding about the Biden Crime Family?

I ASK AGAIN: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Alas, this new breaking update from Mark Halperin seems definitive: They're just putting together the last details. Biden's out, and by not endorsing Kamala Harris, it appears that everyone has agreed to an open convention.


Mark Halperin
@MarkHalperin

BREAKING NEWS: Multiples sources outline the apparent state of play on Biden at this time:

* plans to announce withdrawal from nomination as early as this weekend, with Sunday most likely

* Jon Meacham polishing up remarks

* Biden with NOT resign the presidency

* Biden will NOT endorse Harris

* open convention with Harris and about 3 others

* super delegates will not be allowed to vote on 1st ballot

* Harris is vetting at least four possible running mates, including Andy Beshear and possibly Shapiro

More on this fluid situation at 6pm ET LIVE on YouTube @2waytvapp

https://youtube.com/live/PGfTut14i

Well, unfortunately, though I was hoping against it: I was right. I've been saying for more than a year that people should not base their strategy on beating Biden, the weakest of all Democrat candidates because he's the one most burdened by the Biden Legacy of Failure. All other Democrats will just say "that ain't got nuffin' to do with me. I'll do things betterer."

I've said ad nauseum that iff it appears that the Vegetable is going to lose, they'll yank him.

And unless "multiple sources" are lying to Halperin, he's being yanked.

I hope our Plan B is strong.

We do have a possibly nasty convention to look forward to, but if The Elites are strong enough to push Biden out of the race, then The Elites are also capable of squashing any challenges to their preferred candidate at the convention.

But wait -- is there still hope for Middle Class Joe?

Andrew Bates
@AndrewBatesNC

This fan fiction is wrong

See, that is a very weak denial. When you say something is "wrong," you can mean that any particular point is wrong, and you can say later that you told the truth. You didn't say it was globally wrong, entirely wrong; you just said it was wrong, which could mean "wrong in a single respect."

The fact that he is using this well-known rhetorical fake-denial technique worries me. I read it as practically a confirmation.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:15 PM




Comments

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1 KAOS, they name is Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:15 PM (U7wke)

2 The others have been notified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:16 PM (U7wke)

3 Now they just need to get over here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:16 PM (U7wke)

4 Cue up The Clash, Ace…

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 06:16 PM (PCK5/)

5 Seriously, I have a post to read.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:16 PM (U7wke)

6 Biden will NOT endorse Harris

HA HA!

Please let this be real.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:17 PM (VavZF)

7 I’ll believe it when he announces it.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:17 PM (Y8lzz)

8 July 18: The Day of the Grey Italians.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows the Horde will get the joke at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (dtlDP)

9 The palace coup group will have to step over Jill’s cold corpse on the way to Joe’s abdication speech.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (raJHR)

10 Haha, Ace fixed it.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows the Horde will get the joke at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (dtlDP)

11 Beshear is popular

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)

12 Okay… If I stay there will be trouble
If I go it will be Double….

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

13 I put 50 Quatloos that Pedo Joe perseveres on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (17s+e)

14 Good Lord, these people are absolutely insane.
I hope he stays. Just as an Eff You to the people who have always laughed at him. Especially Obama

Posted by: Jmel at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (cUCzK)

15 I mean you have to love how once the assassination Op failed it immediately moved into the Dump Biden Now Op.

I think we've gone beyond absurdity and reached something far more bizarre that obviously needs a German Word to encapsulate it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (ePOTY)

16 11 Beshear is popular
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)


Where?

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

17
I must say, I am impressed by the defiance of joe and jill.

I hope it lasts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (NrlFJ)

18 >>> 7 I'll believe it when he announces it.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:17 PM (Y8lzz)

Right, I can't get *too* excited; it's possible this is the Brandon version of Xi's stroke which I suspect is him trying to lure out 'traitors'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (VavZF)

19 But an open convention would be amazing. And terrible for them IMO.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Y8lzz)

20 ABC's Jonathan Karl said that he didn't see how it's 'tenable' for Biden to remain in the race

Much as it pains me to agree with Karl, he's right. All of this criticism has fatally wounded an already fatally wounded Biden. So I guess he's been fatally wounded multiple times. It seems like that should hurt...a lot.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (xCA6C)

21 I assume the negotiations have concluded to everyone's satisfaction. Brandon gets pardons, lionization (for his outsized ego) and piece of the grift going forward.

No way he can continue as President.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Cp1vk)

22 Lamentations incoming! Glorious!

Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (oEvI1)

23 The rest of the election will be Kamamentum!

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (IG7T0)

24 Being smothered in a nursing home is Not something to look forward to…

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (PCK5/)

25 I am amused.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Q4IgG)

26 I'm sure they're thinking... If only Trump hadn't moved his head

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (IyPmt)

27 >>> 20 ABC's Jonathan Karl said that he didn't see how it's 'tenable' for Biden to remain in the race
==
Much as it pains me to agree with Karl, he's right. All of this criticism has fatally wounded an already fatally wounded Biden. So I guess he's been fatally wounded multiple times. It seems like that should hurt...a lot.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (xCA6C)

It's just a scratch! Come back and debate, ya pansy!

Posted by: Brandon at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (VavZF)

28 Heh, people I know are predicting Biden does it tonight just to spite Trump. IF he drops out, he will be livid, and one hopes, kneecaps those who made him leave, lol.

Narcissist gotta narcissist!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (+oRno)

29 Sorry Joe. The Bigs have decided you're out.

For Democracy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (+myjY)

30 Right, I can't get *too* excited; it's possible this is the Brandon version of Xi's stroke which I suspect is him trying to lure out 'traitors'.

That works when there are a few traitors in the sea of sycophants, and you have the power of life and death. Neither applies to Biden. He's already toast and everyone knows it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (xCA6C)

31 I don't believe anyone really knows anything.

Speculators gotta speculum.

If he withdraws, that throws the convention into the open... right? Is there ANY legal reason why a Biden withdrawal results in a Cummala ascension?

I don't believe it does, but it doesn't change the fact they would have a very hard time replacing her.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (ON32k)

32 Biden needs to take a few of these guys behind the house and whoop their asses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (cOq4q)

33 Sometimes you have to destroy the democracy to save the democracy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

34 "Well, Jim, I'm here at the DNC convention and as you can see behind me there's a lot of massive property damage going on, people being assaulted, fires being set, and I'm told police may resort to rubber bullets to control the crowds."

"Thanks Dave for that report. So what's the situation look like outside the DNC convention? How's that going?"

Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (wb1YC)

35 I hope they put in Gavin Newsom

White privileged male to lead the democrat party for the win!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (DBZuM)

36 'Code red' ABC's Jonathan Karl said that he didn't see how it's 'tenable' for Biden to remain in the race
______________

Shouldn't that be "Code Brown?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

37 But an open convention would be amazing. And terrible for them IMO.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Y8lzz)



I'm picturing the commissary fight in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (+myjY)

38 Even Elite C*cks*cker Barack Obama is now putting out the word that he wants Joe out of the race.

Remember back when Obama didn't want Joe to run in the first place? Remember back when Obama didn't want Joe to run again? Remember when the DNC threw RFKJ out of the party for trying to run against Joe.

Even with Joe's brain melting, I don't think Obama's dick has quite the heft he thinks it does. Might work with the Hollywood homos but the hardcore all-politics homos prefer a better brand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (U7wke)

39 I'll admit I'm completely surprised if they don't unite quickly around a candidate. Also surprised if they skip over their Historic First Puppet Kamala. Totally shocked. Genuinely.

I wonder what they have planned. I'm thinking they want to take as long as possible to let Trump know who his opponent is. Also keeps "interest" in their stupid party but it seems too big a risk to be so messy with Trump projecting nothing but strength.

Do they still have a chance to jail him?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (lX8VI)

40 So, like LBJ, not resigning but will not run again.
Is it like that?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (MeG8a)

41
Just a reminder: Yesterday's "report" of biden being "open" to discussing harris' ascendency was a Lie.

Not a Lie for our benefit, a Lie for the biden's benefit, in the form of a hint, a message to GTFO.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (NrlFJ)

42 Run Joe! Run!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (wse2C)

43 I hope Trump says it's not Joe he is running against but the policies...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)

44
Wouldn't it be easier to just recreate the Oval Office in Biden's Deleware basement and just let him THINK he's still the President?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (+oR7L)

45 33 Sometimes you have to destroy the democracy to save the democracy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (6ydKt)


Go on...

Posted by: John F Kennedy at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (gKWVE)

46 I'm still not sure this isn't just wishcasting: the media repeating a Biden exit story over and over again in hopes of it becoming true.

Because absent a gun to their heads (literal or figurative) I don't see the Biden Family agreeing to give up power.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (R4z5M)

47 >>> 9 The palace coup group will have to step over Jill's cold corpse on the way to Joe's abdication speech.
Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2024 06:18 PM (raJHR)

You don't have to sell it to us.

Posted by: palace coup group at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (VavZF)

48 Will no one rid me of these troublesome grey boxes?

Posted by: Henry II at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (wyMQY)

49 >>If Joe Biden is unfit to run for reelection, he is unfit to continue as President.


YES!


THIS!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (+oRno)

50
1924 Democratic Convention: 104 ballots

2024 Democratic Convention: 208 ballots

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (ShEy9)

51 >>> 37 But an open convention would be amazing. And terrible for them IMO.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Y8lzz)


I'm picturing the commissary fight in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (+myjY)

From your lips...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (VavZF)

52 Don't you think he looks tired?

Posted by: The Tenth Doctor at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

53 To SAVE DEMOCRACY they have to ignore the will of their Voters.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (X1WfU)

54 I'm sure they're thinking... If only Trump hadn't moved his head
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:21 PM (IyPmt)

How many millions, how many people we run into every day, have been thinking that thought for the past 5 days?

Either people walk themselves back from this, or we can't save this country. That's it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (ON32k)

55 This is a joy to behold - this is like watching two freight trains on the same track, headed straight at each other and both picking up speed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (wyMQY)

56 They convinced Joe that Roger Staubach was running, and Joe said, "OK. I'll just go back to Delaware."

Posted by: Wally at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (9Uj9K)

57 Kamalolol is Obama's girl.
She gets the big chair.
She will win and save the down ballot races.
Her victory will be fabulous.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (IG7T0)

58
25th Amendment time is well overdue. I imagine they've threatened him with this, telling him they'll let him finish out his term, or they'll drag him out because of his mental state.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (+oR7L)

59 I know they aren't really on our side but why does our side constantly knife us in the back, look at all the never Trumpers, the gangs of 10 or 12. I've yet to see one democrat, let alone a prominent one say they can't in good conscience vote for Biden because he's demented? And start a new magazine dedicated to beating him and his cronies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (oaoUQ)

60 BREAKING NEWS: Multiples sources outline the apparent state of play on Biden at this time...

How many of these sources have spoken to someone named Biden?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (U7wke)

61
Look, fats:

biden still has grassroots and nutroots support. The Base is still with biden.

Why? Mostly because they see biden dropping out a vindication for Trump and all the times he called him "Sleepy Joe." It's a pride thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (NrlFJ)

62 Nothing say party unity like throwing out your Candidate 4 months before the election and having a free-for all of a Convention...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (IyPmt)

63 Biden won’t endorse Harris?

So sad. I was really listening to him endorse her:

“I, uh, fully endorse the, uh, you know…the black chick. She uh, um…anyway. Jack.”

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (Y2NGV)

64 "...He means what Nancy Pelosi meant when she said that Biden "must decide," after he repeatedly announced his decision: They both mean that he must decide something else..."

If I remember correctly, Hakeem Jeffries is the House Minority Leader, not Pelosi. Nobody pays attention to this guy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (VA28R)

65
Isn't this insurrection? A coup? When do the indictments drop?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (ShEy9)

66 "It's almost like they're saying, 'we can do this the easy way or the hard way,'" NBC's Kristen Welker said Thursday on "Today," referring to several reports of leaked, private conversations the president has had with prominent Democrats."

This is the fun part - the Dem Party doesn't have the nerve to do it the hard way. All they can do is bluster and threaten, but they don't have the will to actually do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (wyMQY)

67 Andy Beshear is the Left's answer to hillbilly Vance.

Posted by: lizabth at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (Jfw7U)

68 Much as it pains me to agree with Karl, he's right. All of this criticism has fatally wounded an already fatally wounded Biden. So I guess he's been fatally wounded multiple times. It seems like that should hurt...a lot.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (xCA6C)
_______________

F. Joe's been fatally wounded more often than Beau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

69 I mean you have to love how once the assassination Op failed it immediately moved into the Dump Biden Now Op.

I think we've gone beyond absurdity and reached something far more bizarre that obviously needs a German Word to encapsulate it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (ePOTY)


The conspiracy theory I heard was that it was supposed to be an assassination and kicking both Joe and Kamala out, so they could run Haley v Hillary to make sure to get a neocon to keep the wars and the graft rolling.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (D7oie)

70 Sorry Joe. The Bigs have decided you're out.

For Democracy.


Joe: Barack, why am I out?

Barack: You're not a wartime Consigliari, Joe. Things could get rough with the move we're making. Besides, you're a half-dead idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (xCA6C)

71 >>> I wonder what they have planned. I'm thinking they want to take as long as possible to let Trump know who his opponent is.

Trump's opponant is the DemCong Deep State Party.
They have solid 40%+ of the vote.
They are chomping at the bit to put the rest into reeducation camps.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (cOq4q)

72 >>> 39 I'll admit I'm completely surprised if they don't unite quickly around a candidate. Also surprised if they skip over their Historic First Puppet Kamala. Totally shocked. Genuinely.

I wonder what they have planned. I'm thinking they want to take as long as possible to let Trump know who his opponent is. Also keeps "interest" in their stupid party but it seems too big a risk to be so messy with Trump projecting nothing but strength.

Do they still have a chance to jail him?
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (lX8VI)

Our efforts to prevent Iran from destroying OrangeManBad with a tactical nuclear weapon will have been flawless.

Posted by: Kim Cheeto, lesbian space witch at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (VavZF)

73 Obama runs the DoJ. Go home or go to jail, Joe.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (IG7T0)

74 They clearly didn't see Joepedo do all his push ups each night.

Posted by: Crazy at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (WrtZE)

75 >>* Biden with NOT resign the presidency

* Biden will NOT endorse Harris
- - - -

Good ol' Joe.
Such an a$$hole.
Not that I feel bad for Kamala. She failed to position herself for success at VP.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (+oRno)

76 "There are no plans being made to replace President Biden on the ballot," Principal Deputy Campaign Manager Quentin Fulks said Thursday.

------

Chuck U. Schumer doesn't give three Fulks what Fulk-head says ... he's got six ways from Sunday of Epsteining F. Joe ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (oTCgw)

77 So, like LBJ, not resigning but will not run again.
Is it like that?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

But LBJ wasn't soiling himself on national television. Pedo Peter has really diminished.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (Cp1vk)

78 It's called "democracy," Fat. Look it up.

Apparently "democracy" is whatever the oligarchy dictates .

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (rHxhM)

79 I'm picturing the commissary fight in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Cicero

***

"Did somebody say the French Mistake?"
- Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (wb1YC)

80 You know how David's courtiers sent over Abishag to comfort him?
I nominate Rosa DeLauro for this duty with Joe.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (gKWVE)

81 The democrats have screwed themselves well and truly.

Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (oEvI1)

82 >>Even Elite C*cks*cker Barack Obama is now putting out the word that he wants Joe out of the race.


They should see if Obama's Dead Chef is available.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (X1WfU)

83 Andy Beshear is a Fart in a whirlwind…

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (PCK5/)

84 No one tells my daddy to pull out.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (14URa)

85 Nothing say party unity like throwing out your Candidate 4 months before the election and having a free-for all food fight of a Convention...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

86 Traitor!!!

||MSNBC anchor Joe Scarborough defended President Joe Biden’s physical fitness on “Morning Joe” Monday, saying the president exercises regularly.

“You look at Joe Biden, he exercises every day,” Scarborough said. “You look how fit and trim he is.”||

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (wse2C)

87 I assume the negotiations have concluded to everyone's satisfaction. Brandon gets pardons, lionization (for his outsized ego) and piece of the grift going forward.

No way he can continue as President.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Cp1vk)

Biden still is more clever than to trust Democrats. He gets his 10 percent off the top, now.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

88 Whether he drops out or not at this point Biden is not a viable candidate. The leaders of the party don't want him and neither do the donors.

They'll offer him some nice parting gifts if he goes peacefully but if he refuses he will be a dead candidate walking.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

89 Psychopathic people being psychopaths. Sit back and let them destroy each other. But if possible to throw gasoline on the fire do that.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (B1dzx)

90 Because absent a gun to their heads (literal or figurative) I don't see the Biden Family agreeing to give up power.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (R4z5M)

Agree, it would have to be a strong arm play by either lifting the veil of legal protection around Hunter, or offering up favors to cabinet members for a 25th amendment play.
Option 1 is dicey depending on how many buried bodies Hunter knows about
Option 2 is a mess, but it's already a mess for them

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (zaW1R)

91 This is a joy to behold - this is like watching two freight trains on the same track, headed straight at each other and both picking up speed.

I think they don't really understand how "chicken" works.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (xCA6C)

92 "It's almost like they're saying, 'we can do this the easy way or the hard way,


The easy way was back in 2023. Now you have the hard way, and even harder way.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (c9Bew)

93 I just hope this doesn't cause problems between Joe and Mika. That would be such a shame.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (ei7q6)

94 >>It's almost like they're saying, 'we can do this the easy way or the hard way,'" NBC's Kristen Welker said Thursday on "Today," referring to several reports of leaked, private conversations the president has had with prominent Democrats."

This is the fun part - the Dem Party doesn't have the nerve to do it the hard way. All they can do is bluster and threaten, but they don't have the will to actually do it.
- - -

Remind me again, what did Diane Feinstein die from?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (+oRno)

95 , look at all the never Trumpers, the gangs of 10 or 12. I've yet to see one democrat, let alone a prominent one say they can't in good conscience vote for Biden because he's demented? And start a new magazine dedicated to beating him and his cronies.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (oaoUQ)

because that bunch were always liars, just cosplaying as "conservatives" because they were able to rake in some cash from doing it. As soon as they decided there was better money availiable from a leftist oligarch or two, they jumped.

but the fun part is that, like the old Knight in Indiana Jones said, they chose... poorly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (wyMQY)

96
My guess:

It looks like the Democrats are going to instruct the Fake News to just announce biden is out of the race. Just announce it, we'll deal with the biden's ire later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (NrlFJ)

97 >>> 48 Will no one rid me of these troublesome grey boxes?
Posted by: Henry II at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (wyMQY)

Content status:
[ ] read
[X] not read

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (VavZF)

98 7 I’ll believe it when he announces it.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:17 PM (Y8lzz)


If the DNC kidnapped all of Joe's grandkids except Navy Joan and credibly threatened to kill one every day Joe refuses to get out, would Joe get out? I don't think so. Your move, DNC.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (5fDan)

99 Oh man, this is GREAT!!!

Posted by: Kent Dorfman at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (+myjY)

100 It's called "democracy," Fat. Look it up.

Apparently "democracy" is whatever the oligarchy dictates .
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:26 PM (rHxhM)

Democracy means having people elected to vote for Biden vote for someone else instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

101 It is a done deal. It's all over but the crying. I’ve about had it with all the secrecy and innuendo. We deserve a full explanation of what’s going on and why.

they can't do anything to Biden because he has the delegates. They can all write their OPeds to NYT, and he still doesn't have to step down.

If Biden steps down, there better be some incredibly brilliant plan in place. I just don't see how all these high level Democrats would not.

If our democratic leaders were some brilliant planners, do you think any of this would be happening now? I'd say they are the opposite of brilliant planners, trying to force an incumbent president to drop out after he won the primaries.

I've never in my 75 years seen the democratic party leadership do anything this self-destructive. I don't get it. And I'm really really angry about it.

Biden knows the voters are behind him. That's what he's counting on, I would guess. Jaime Harrison is totally in, and I'm with him 100%!

Senior Dems are campaigning against him. It can't go on and Biden knows it. Pure treachery. I'm so mad I could throw something.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (ycI94)

102 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
No Coffee With Scott Adams livestream this morning. I think I have food poisoning. Should be fine tomorrow.
Jul 18, 2024 · 1:51 PM UTC

Eri @musestoomuch 2h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Missed opportunity to tweet “I’m sick”

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 2h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Drink lots of liquids and stay away from sloped roofs

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (wse2C)

103 Actually saying that it's "fan fiction" is a blanket denial. I don't know how you could read it otherwise.

That doesn't mean he's telling the truth, but he is saying that it's completely fake and honestly I believe him. They're not going to leak this to Mark Halperin of Newsmax. They're going to leak to one of their loyal appartchiks.

Posted by: Mr Know it All at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (17ALo)

104 >>Not that I feel bad for Kamala.


She is finally going to realize her dream of being unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (X1WfU)

105 Ace, you should grab

Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️
@BaronDestructo

Take on the whole assassination plot written out as a "pitch meeting."

I started to post it in bits...

It's pretty good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

106 270 Girls vs. the boys is where the advantage is.
________________

You know, it seems to me that the "girls" are at the heart of a lot of fiascoes in recent times. Fani Willis, Letitia James, Kim Foxx, Lori Lightfoot, Cori Bush, and Kim Cheatle leap to mind in this connection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

Willowed from the previous thread. Yes, women and girls are mucking up the freedoms previous generations worked so hard to obtain. In twenty years, women will either be back at home without transportation or credit cards, or they will at the top of the most oppressive society/world order ever seen in history.

I am a woman, btw. Not happy about the above.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (s6PBU)

107 * Biden will NOT endorse Harris

--

DOCTOR Jill won't let him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (mupln)

108 BREAKING: Democrat crime family holds intervention, breaking news to Joe that they're taking his car keys.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (CWMF2)

109 Regardless of how all of this shakes out, the US has lost all moral authority to tell anybody jack squat nothing about how they run their countries.

This is a f**king embarrassing.

They've literally relegated an assassination attempt to a non event and are now in the process of pushing out a head of state because they might lose one f**king election otherwise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (ePOTY)

110 >>> 69 I mean you have to love how once the assassination Op failed it immediately moved into the Dump Biden Now Op.

I think we've gone beyond absurdity and reached something far more bizarre that obviously needs a German Word to encapsulate it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:19 PM (ePOTY)

The conspiracy theory I heard was that it was supposed to be an assassination and kicking both Joe and Kamala out, so they could run Haley v Hillary to make sure to get a neocon to keep the wars and the graft rolling.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (D7oie)

Ok but where's the German word describing this???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (VavZF)

111 Remind me again, what did Diane Feinstein die from?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (+oRno)

It was hard to tell, because they pushed that body of hers around capitol hill for a few months before they finally admitted she was dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (wyMQY)

112 Not for nothing but he already endorsed her during the Big Boy press conference.

What bugs me the most about all this is that their candidate doesn't matter a whit. They are all just a leftist rubber stamp. Ugh I hate them so much.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (lX8VI)

113 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 12h
Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:

"Lord of the Rings is sort of a favorite cosmos for naming things, and cultural references, for a lot of far right figures and alt-right figures both in Europe and the United States.

Mr. Vance when he founded his own venture capital firm, named after a Lord of the Rings thing, named Naria, which you can remember because it's Aryan, but you but the N to the front."

If you're wondering how MSNBC is handling the JD Vance pick, they've accused him of being a white supremacist for liking Lord of the Rings.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8sx7tb
48 seconds; with a special Moron treat at the link.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (wse2C)

114 Our efforts to prevent Iran from destroying OrangeManBad with a tactical nuclear weapon will have been flawless.

Sure, we nuked Atlanta and Trump was in Las Vegas, but other than that...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (xCA6C)

115 If it goes to an open convention, it'll be Skankles.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (YRsIm)

116 Do they still have a chance to jail him?

(sigh)

Lets put it this way, considering 6PM Saturday, Trump happens to have information that would convict Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (rHxhM)

117 Don't you think he looks tired?
Posted by: The Tenth Doctor at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

A llama??

He's supposed to be dead!!

Posted by: The 11th Doctor at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (dzZ33)

118 Remind me again, what did Diane Feinstein die from?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (+oRno)

Her Chinese spy driver?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

119 *readies popcorn*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (ok1nX)

120 Who had an open Pedocrat convention on their bingo card?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (Cp1vk)

121 Every time someone makes a shelf joke, Ace makes the Great Grey Box Wall another post higher.

Posted by: Sjg at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (aqZN1)

122 110 >>> 69 I mean you have to love how once the assassination Op failed it immediately moved into the Dump Biden Now Op.

It almost seems like it was planned... Removes tin foil hat

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (IyPmt)

123 It won't be much of a victory if the pervert drops out, or is forced out. I want him the nominee, and I want him completely destroyed in November. Anything else is a disappointment.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (0eaVi)

124 It is a done deal. It's all over but the crying. I’ve about had it with all the secrecy and innuendo. We deserve a full explanation of what’s going on and why.


It's called DEMOCRACY baby, and the Dem leadership can't get enough of it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (+myjY)

125 Isn't the money already raised only available to Harris and can't be transferred to any other candidate?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

126 She is finally going to realize her dream of being unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (X1WfU)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (lX8VI)

127 Lefties will alway end up viciously fighting each other. My favorite part of the Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (B1dzx)

128 I hope they are turning on Obama. That makes Michelle less of a risk. And I know some of y’all are going to say she won’t run, but you didn’t believe me Hunter was our president, either.

Posted by: Piper at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (p4NUW)

129 >>||MSNBC anchor Joe Scarborough defended President Joe Biden’s physical fitness on “Morning Joe” Monday, saying the president exercises regularly.

“You look at Joe Biden, he exercises every day,” Scarborough said. “You look how fit and trim he is.”||
- - - -
Apart from sounding eerily familiar (RGB), real talk: have seen older relatives who are physically fit for their age because they've been fit all their lives. That does not mean they are physically capable of being leader of the free world. Mind can be fuzzy whilst doing pullups.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (+oRno)

130 this is like watching two freight trains on the same track, headed straight at each other and both picking up speed.


Boss to prospective hiree: What would you do?

"I'd go home and get my little brother Bobby."

Boss: Why in the hell would you do that?

"Because he ain't seen a train wreck before"

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (c9Bew)

131 Since these pillow-biting luminaries won't take Joe at his word, he needs to really drop the hammer on them:

Leak word that he's made a decision and there will be an announcement Sunday evening

Leak on Sunday evening that there's a delay (you know, he's just so old, it's very emotional, details are being worked out about the convention) and the announcement will be Tuesday

Announce Tuesday in front of a prime TV audience that he thanks you for your concern but he's staying in the race. 6 more days gone. Your move unicorn prince.

Posted by: Funkotron at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (dV6hr)

132 If the DNC kidnapped all of Joe's grandkids except Navy Joan and credibly threatened to kill one every day Joe refuses to get out, would Joe get out? I don't think so. Your move, DNC.
Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (5fDan)
---
FJB cares about one person and one person only: FJB.

Everyone else--including his closest family members--are pawns to be used in promoting his own desires. He's a psychopath.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (BpYfr)

133 Ok but where's the German word describing this???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (VavZF)

I think the phrase might be unta gleeben glouten globen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (wyMQY)

134 Mr. Vance when he founded his own venture capital firm, named after a Lord of the Rings thing, named Naria, which you can remember because it's Aryan, but you but the N to the front."

If you're wondering how MSNBC is handling the JD Vance pick, they've accused him of being a white supremacist for liking Lord of the Rings.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8sx7tb
48 seconds; with a special Moron treat at the link.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (wse2C)

If that is Narnia, it isn't from the Lord of the Rings at all, it is a C S Lewis reference.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

135 @EricAbbenante 12h
Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:


Maddow does realize that LotR has a massive Muslim following and that plenty of Jews like it too... right?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (gKWVE)

136 "There's just not enough popcorn in the world ..."

Schadenboner Status: GAINZZZZ!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (oTCgw)

137 GAW!!!

Posted by: Joe "Blow" Biden at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (3Fz6p)

138 IF this comes to pass, it’s a whole new ball game.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (Aoykm)

139 Some people are talking Josh Shapiro as that gets the Dems Pennsylvania and the electoral votes for the win.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (NpAcC)

140 If Pedo Joe drops out it will be Kamaltoe for the nominee as she get all of Joey's campaign dollars. Nobody else gets that flow through.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (17s+e)

141 They should see if Obama's Dead Chef is available.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (X1WfU)

“Say Joe, let’s talk outside, by my lake. Got your trunks?”

Posted by: Crazy at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (WrtZE)

142 I watched most of the Scarborough vid, but had to stop. Joe wants badly to be regarded as a serious thinker, and opinion-maker, but his character is paper thin. He's nothing but vapid rhetoric, cloaked in received bias.

Mika is just the comical little sidekick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

143 Even with Joe's brain melting, I don't think Obama's dick has quite the heft he thinks it does.
---------
Solid B, B+

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (wse2C)

144 Slimy bastards.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (o2ZRX)

145 Yes, women and girls are mucking up the freedoms previous generations worked so hard to obtain. In twenty years, women will either be back at home without transportation or credit cards, or they will at the top of the most oppressive society/world order ever seen in history.

aka Operation Jezebel

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (rHxhM)

146 Isn't it WI, GA, and NV, where the primary winner can't be taken off the ballot unless death or incapacitation under state law? Biden would have to resign the office as unable to carry out duties to sub Kamala or anyone else into the Democrat line. I don't think they can just go with the "do-over" open convention if Biden is still in office unless they are going to cede three swing states.

Posted by: the dandy at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (L+5ng)

147 I'm beginning to think that Rachel Maddow might not be playing chess with a full deck.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (gKWVE)

148 Having a month long mini primary right before an open convention where the first female black VP was passed over?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (Y8lzz)

149 Is there ANY legal reason why a Biden withdrawal results in a Cummala ascension?

No. The delegates are his, not hers. I believe the argument could be made that the Biden/Harris warchest would default to her and, of course, she's Obama's pick but that's it.

You know, assuming any major Dem insider actually believes all this, Newsome has to be cursing a blue streak for having just signed that "schools can secretly trans your kid" bill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (U7wke)

150 139 Some people are talking Josh Shapiro as that gets the Dems Pennsylvania and the electoral votes for the win.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (NpAcC)

Do they like him there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)

151 If Biden doesn't drop out, they'll give him the stronger version of COVID.

Posted by: Dave at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (nLwaa)

152 If it goes to an open convention, it'll be Skankles.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (YRsIm)



In a dank, dismal crypt lying deep in the bowels of Chappaqua, a garishly muu-muued form stirs from its slumber...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (+myjY)

153 >>I think the phrase might be unta gleeben glouten globen.


It is indeed better to burn out, than to fade away.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (X1WfU)

154 If Pedo Joe drops out it will be Kamaltoe for the nominee as she get all of Joey's campaign dollars. Nobody else gets that flow through.

A Hawaiian judge disagrees.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (rHxhM)

155 Democrats dumpster fires are hot. So hot!

Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (oEvI1)

156 ugh whatever

what a nest of vipers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (s3qiR)

157 140 If Pedo Joe drops out it will be Kamaltoe for the nominee as she get all of Joey's campaign dollars. Nobody else gets that flow through.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present

It can go to a PAC, but Joe has to agree.

Posted by: Piper at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (p4NUW)

158 Ok but where's the German word describing this???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (VavZF)

I think the phrase might be unta gleeben glouten globen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (wyMQY)

I think it's" trulinalazimaprezure

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (zaW1R)

159 @NewsWire_US
·
5m
Pelosi told California Democrats Biden is getting close to deciding to abandon his presidential bid - WaPo

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (LkLld)

160 >>Not that I feel bad for Kamala.

She is finally going to realize her dream of being unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (X1WfU)
________________

She's really appreciating the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

161 If I was Joe I'd have a food taster.

Posted by: JROD at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (IlL6s)

162 Isn't the money already raised only available to Harris and can't be transferred to any other candidate?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

Well at the moment it is all available to Biden. It would probably flow to Harris legally, but otherwise it all needs to be returned to donors.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

163 Remind me again, what did Diane Feinstein die from?
Posted by: Lizzy

***

Someone finally destroyed her phylactery.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (wb1YC)

164 Even with Joe's brain melting, I don't think Obama's dick has quite the heft he thinks it does.
--------

I dunno, Joe has said of Obama, 'Believe me, he has a big stick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (XeU6L)

165 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 12h
Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:

"Lord of the Rings is sort of a favorite cosmos for naming things, and cultural references, for a lot of far right figures and alt-right figures both in Europe and the United States.

And the woke Left’s favorite used to be Harry Potter and JK Rowling had to go and ruin it.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (B1dzx)

166
This is like Tiberius waking up while everyone was looting his room. Who's going to be Macro with the pillow?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (ShEy9)

167 Quentin Fulks.

Dickensian.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (wzAuc)

168
But we'll be called racists if we say anything at all negative about harris.

Can we handle that kind of heat?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (NrlFJ)

169 On one hand watching the left implode is hilarious on the other...
Who the f is running this goofy ass country right now this is insane
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Posted by: Cmonman at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (/wM0G)

170 does anyone here realize that Liz Truss was PM in the UK longer than Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (D7oie)

171 If that is Narnia, it isn't from the Lord of the Rings at all, it is a C S Lewis reference.

Flawless...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (xCA6C)

172 Can you imagine Trump with whomever came out of this... so you're the Democrat candidate this week. How low do your polls need to go before you drop out of the race?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (U7wke)

173 If Biden doesn't drop out, they'll give him the stronger version of COVID.

Is that the variant that involves a pillow and a dude ranch?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (rHxhM)

174 Pelosi told California Democrats Biden is getting close to deciding to abandon his presidential bid - WaPo
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (LkLld)


They've already selected the horse and sharpened the guillotine

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (gKWVE)

175 >>> 123 It won't be much of a victory if the pervert drops out, or is forced out. I want him the nominee, and I want him completely destroyed in November. Anything else is a disappointment.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (0eaVi)

Well, *I* don't care who the D loser is as long as they/them lose. I'm going to be disappointed anyway because there won't be any burn / scatter / salt in D.C.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (VavZF)

176 But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child

It's gonna take time
Whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right, child

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (14URa)

177 So he's not fit to run, but he's fit to lead the country?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (uONGz)

178 For the D's, it's a bit like being on Casey Jones' train, with no way to get off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (XeU6L)

179 Sorry, that was his second term, his first was for a couple of years.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (D7oie)

180
I wonder if Democrats still think they have their Dungeons & Dragons magical "racist" spell-card to use against us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (NrlFJ)

181 >>Her Chinese spy driver?

Heh. But really, what caused her death?

And why didn't she get a glorious sendoff like John McCain? She died, and the news and Dems were, like, anywayyyy. . . Amazingly poor treatment of a woman who had been a trailblazing female politician (iirc). But. . . they just moved on immediately.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (+oRno)

182 Waitwaitwaitwait…guys, why not let the democrat voters choose the nominee?

Posted by: Crazy at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (WrtZE)

183 >>Not that I feel bad for Kamala.

She is finally going to realize her dream of being unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:28 PM (X1WfU)
________________

She's really appreciating the significance of the passage of time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)


She'll finally have time to look at school buses and think about space.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (+myjY)

184 177 So he's not fit to run, but he's fit to lead the country?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (uONGz)

Not just the country, the whole world! It's because he has the goodest wisdom.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (14URa)

185 I thought it was the debate that made them want to dump him. Now I think it's the failed assassination.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (Cp1vk)

186 @139

>>Some people are talking Josh Shapiro as that gets the Dems Pennsylvania and the electoral votes for the win.

All Trump needs is to win GA, VA, and NV to win, all of those states have GOP Governors and give him the best shot to win, otherwise we get to watch the country march on towards oblivion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (ePOTY)

187 During an interview in December 2020, President-elect Joe Biden made a remark that sparked curiosity. He stated, “Like I told Barack, if I reach something where there’s a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle, I’ll develop some disease and say I have to resign.”

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (ZvMCd)

188 Well, come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

Posted by: The Biden at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (Aqu9a)

189 If Biden doesn't drop out, they'll give him the stronger version of COVID.

It'll be okay. They'll lace his next booster with Po-210.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (xCA6C)

190 If it goes to an open convention, it'll be Skankles.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (YRsIm)
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As regulars will know, I do not count her out yet. Kamala Sutra polls (?) worse than F. Joe, so that's probably a guaranteed loser. Hillarhoid has said many times that she beat Trump once (how she figures that, I don't know) and she can beat him again.

Now the Dems just have to figure how to transfer the campaign money from Biden to Hillarhoid. Assuming any of this happens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

191 Do they like him there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)
******
Yes, unfortunately.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (NpAcC)

192 @NewsWire_US
·
5m
Pelosi told California Democrats Biden is getting close to deciding to abandon his presidential bid - WaPo
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (LkLld)


*guy holding the pillow over Joe's face looks at his watch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (+myjY)

193
Pelosi told California Democrats Biden is getting close to deciding to abandon his presidential bid - WaPo

lol

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (NrlFJ)

194 Who would want a Biden endorsement?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (MeG8a)

195 185 I thought it was the debate that made them want to dump him. Now I think it's the failed assassination.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (Cp1vk)

It's looking like the plan was to get rid of both of them and parachute someone completely new into the race at the last minute.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (wyMQY)

196 osted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:30 PM (IyPmt)

They also waited until after the RNC

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (lX8VI)

197 182 Waitwaitwaitwait…guys, why not let the democrat voters choose the nominee?
Posted by: Crazy at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (WrtZE)


The voters did choose already. Their leaders now want backsies.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (gKWVE)

198 When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

~ attributed to Socrates

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (dg+HA)

199 Any chance of the donks running a genuine dark horse, maybe Governor Tester from Montana or Governor Cooper from North Carolina? I'm thinking, "no", but the obvious contenders (Harris, Newsom) look pretty unappealing.

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (njExo)

200 During an interview in December 2020, President-elect Joe Biden made a remark that sparked curiosity. He stated, “Like I told Barack, if I reach something where there’s a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle, I’ll develop some disease and say I have to resign.”

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:36 PM (ZvMCd)
______________

Trick question. Biden has no moral principles, so not to worry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

201 >>> 158 Ok but where's the German word describing this???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:29 PM (VavZF)

I think the phrase might be unta gleeben glouten globen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:31 PM (wyMQY)

I think it's" trulinalazimaprezure
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (zaW1R)

I thought *that* was French.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (VavZF)

202 It's looking like the plan was to get rid of both of them and parachute someone completely new into the race at the last minute.

Oh great... they'll nominate the Antichrist.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (rHxhM)

203 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 12h
Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:

"Lord of the Rings is sort of a favorite cosmos for naming things, and cultural references, for a lot of far right figures and alt-right figures both in Europe and the United States.

And the woke Left’s favorite used to be Harry Potter and JK Rowling had to go and ruin it.
Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (B1dzx)
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Cthulhu Mythos references would be more appropriate for the Left these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (BpYfr)

204 1924 Democratic Convention: 104 ballots

2024 Democratic Convention: 208 ballots
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:23 PM (ShEy9)


Candidate A: 220 trillion ballots
Candidate B: 327 trillion ballots
Candidate C: 197 trillion ballots

Now that Philadelphia has reported, lets get the report from the rest of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (U7wke)

205 >>Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:

"Lord of the Rings is sort of a favorite cosmos for naming things, and cultural references, for a lot of far right figures and alt-right figures both in Europe and the United States.
- - -


What would these people do without projection?
Honestly, could she BE any less self-aware?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (+oRno)

206 If Biden doesn't drop out, they'll give him the stronger version of COVID.

Is that the variant that involves a pillow and a dude ranch?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (rHxhM)


Pelosi just ordered out for a car battery and some nipple clamps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (+myjY)

207
The Secret Service meant for Joe to get it but the bastard never appears in public.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ShEy9)

208 If that is Narnia, it isn't from the Lord of the Rings at all, it is a C S Lewis reference.
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It's almost like she's stupid.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (wse2C)

209 Fund raising drying up? OK and wait until MAGA kicks in. The whole lefty agenda will get cut off..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (o3Uyl)

210 Stay Scranton Strong, Joe! Hang in there like the cat poster.

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (QAK8m)

211 Do they like him there ?
Posted by: It's me donna

***

Don't even try to understand Pennsylvania politics. I don't even think Pennsylvanians understand it.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (wb1YC)

212 Oldcat. Narya is LOTR. She's bastardizing it to make it mean aryan. Maddow is text book insane.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (2NHgQ)

213 >>> 169 On one hand watching the left implode is hilarious on the other...
Who the f is running this goofy ass country right now this is insane
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Posted by: Cmonman at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (/wM0G)

HE HAS A TEAM!!!

Posted by: KJP at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (VavZF)

214 Cooper might work. Tester is a fat fucker whom nobody likes outside MT.

Posted by: and he's losing MT at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

215 Some people are talking Josh Shapiro as that gets the Dems Pennsylvania and the electoral votes for the win.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (NpAcC)

Governor Josh has blood on his hands, for last Saturday. People seem to want to make this all about the SS and Pepsi Kim.

He made choices too. And it got a resident of his state killed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (KTRVX)

216 Trick question. Biden has no moral principles, so not to worry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
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The flip side of that trick question is that TFG has no moral principles either, so both of them win.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (BpYfr)

217 "It's almost like they're saying, 'we can do this the easy way or the hard way,'" NBC's Kristen Welker said Thursday
=
Hard way!
Hard way!
Hard way!

Posted by: Methos at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (Dnobf)

218 In a dank, dismal crypt lying deep in the bowels of Chappaqua, a garishly muu-muued form stirs from its slumber...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (+myjY)
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthillary r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (3Fz6p)

219 I suppose they might go straight to Buttjudge. I've been positive they wanted him for her VP but maybe they go right to him. That guy is another op altogether.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (lX8VI)

220 Has anybody seen Hillary doing five-mile runs and jumping rope?

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (njExo)

221 BIDEN: "Look at the heat I'm getting because I, I named a, uh, the, uh, secretary of defense — the black man" 🥴

----------------

" Joe never did give nothing to 'The Black Man'
That he didn't, didn't already have ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (ZvMCd)

222 >> Pelosi just ordered out for a car battery and some nipple clamps.

Her husband already has lots of the latter.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (rjJqk)

223 Don't even try to understand Pennsylvania politics. I don't even think Pennsylvanians understand it.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (wb1YC)

Women… ammirite??

Posted by: Crazy at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (WrtZE)

224 Is there any measurable percentage of Dems who will be pissed off enough by this to not vote?

Seems like if they lose even a percent or two that way it's curtains for them. And that would effect the whole ballot.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:39 PM (jvS3C)

225 Schrodinger's Biden.

Posted by: Mein Lederhosen Ist Kacken at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (381By)

226 convention started - youtu.be/Oa-NdS1n8Ik

Posted by: for those interested at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

227 165 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 12h
Rachel Maddow claims Lord of the Rings is a 'favorite' for 'far right' figures:

"Lord of the Rings is sort of a favorite cosmos for naming things, and cultural references, for a lot of far right figures and alt-right figures both in Europe and the United States.

Posted by: You know the answer



Amazing! LOL!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (Xr4QU)

228 To SAVE DEMOCRACY they have to ignore the will of their Voters.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:24 PM (X1WfU)


Their messaging will be: During the primaries we rigged things to ensure that you would have no opportunity to voice your opinion on who should lead the party. That was wrong of us. To correct that error, we shall now disregard the choice that you actually made because we're losing.

Can you imagine the recriminations if/when Trump beats the new person?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (U7wke)

229 I'd like to believe there is a ballot issue they need to contend with but, it's the DNC. They'll find a way to get around that problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

230 Oldcat. Narya is LOTR. She's bastardizing it to make it mean aryan. Maddow is text book insane.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (2NHgQ)
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Yep. Ring of Fire wielded by Gandalf. Vance might have misspelled it on purpose to avoid copyright/trademark issues.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

231
What's funny is...

nancy pelosi is even older and more senile than biden

she's 84!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (NrlFJ)

232 Pelosi just ordered out for a car battery and some nipple clamps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (+myjY)


Wouldn't Paul have those in the garage, beside the hammers?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

233 Many trolls here pushing dem candidates

Posted by: Jonah at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (YCxFk)

234 >>> 185 I thought it was the debate that made them want to dump him. Now I think it's the failed assassination.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:35 PM (Cp1vk)

So you're saying Ree Tardy Oswald won't be the last patsy from that cluster?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (VavZF)

235 Biden-Harris Campaign Statement on JD Vance Refusing to Debate Vice President Harris TLDR- Vance is scared of Kamala

If Vance is refusing to debate VP Harris, President Biden could legitimately cancel his debate with the Orange Traitor Fascist. Not that a convicted felon, rapist, and insurectionists ever BELONGED on a stage standing beside the President of the United States in the FIRST place.

Vance seems to be a lily livered chicken shit. Must be afraid Harris will kick his ass. She would. Vance is smart, but Harris is also smart and an experienced prosecutor.

She would eat his lunch, spit it out and eat it again. Watch his speech. He's full of words but those words are void of content. He rambles, frequently segways to nowhere and takes forever to get to the point. Lots of words but not much substance.

Vance is an empty suit. He doesn’t have what it takes to debate in support of his ideals. He especially doesn’t have what it takes to stand up to a seasoned litigator like Harris.

He’s the classic weakling who advocates bullying women.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (ycI94)

236 I suspect that Kamala Sutra may not want the nomination. If she gets it, and gets clobbered in the general election, her career is in the crapper. She'd be a duskier version of Walter Mondale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

237 Part of kicking g back at Obama, Schumer & Pelosi is he is now aligned with Bernie, AOC and the CBC.

His co-chair Harrison said last night the CBC is with him. Blowing smoke?

Convention will be lit AF either way.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (FxH7T)

238 You know, assuming any major Dem insider actually believes all this, Newsome has to be cursing a blue streak for having just signed that "schools can secretly trans your kid" bill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


That's why I said Newsom's career is dead. Waiting until 2028 is an eternity in politics.

The "trans your kid" bill, will sink him once the tranny suicide number hits triple digits.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (c9Bew)

239
pelosi's Sharpie eyebrows are in a different area code than her teets

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (NrlFJ)

240 Psychopathic people being psychopaths. Sit back and let them destroy each other. But if possible to throw gasoline on the fire do that.
Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:27 PM (B1dzx)

And the high test gasoline will be for Trump to taunt Biden mercilessly with "coward" and "quitter" to try to keep him in.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (0eaVi)

241 "I've said ad nauseum that iff it appears that the Vegetable is going to lose, they'll yank him.

And unless "multiple sources" are lying to Halperin, he's being yanked.

I hope our Plan B is strong."

I'm sorry. Trump is our Plan A, B, all the way up to Z and beyond. Can someone tell me - with all seriousness - that after we've seen all the major rivals to the 2024 GOP nomination that ANYBODY ELSE would do well against ANYONE that the Democrats put up?

I'm a Trump fanboi - I admit to that. But still, after what we've seen just this week at the Convention, there is nobody in America with the gravitas, history in the office, grit and pure political talent that Trump has. I say that with no hesitation whatsoever.

There is not one Democrat in the USA that has disagreed with a single policy that Biden has put forward in 3.5 years. Not one - not even Phillips. We don't need a Plan B against any of them. They run on the record that Joe made for them. They won't be able to run away from that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (7RUcP)

242 Get well soon, Joe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (+myjY)

243 I don't care how much they're blathering about losing to PDT. They know Joe doesn't have coattails and will likely cost them seats. This is about shoring up down ballot races.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

244 Anybody here ever heard of Randle McMurphy?

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (fV+MH)

245 To SAVE DEMOCRACY they have to ignore the will of their Voters.

Being that their Voters are a bunch of brain dead, drugged up Communist imbeciles, I confirm this statement to be true.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (rHxhM)

246 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 12h
A star is born
Jul 18, 2024 · 2:49 AM UTC

Tim @TimTheWitness 12h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
So JD is a vegetarian. I hope someone checks on Matt Walsh to see if he's ok.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 12h
Four more ears!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 14h
Now the name “Crooks” will forever have a negative connotation.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (wse2C)

247 > And why didn't she get a glorious sendoff like John McCain? She died, and the news and Dems were, like, anywayyyy. . . Amazingly poor treatment of a woman who had been a trailblazing female politician (iirc). But. . . they just moved on immediately.
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"Things" needed to get done. She was in no position to vote to get them done.

Also, she probably hadn't "voted" on anything in a decade.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)

248 212 Oldcat. Narya is LOTR. She's bastardizing it to make it mean aryan. Maddow is text book insane.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (2NHgQ

Narya was one of the 3 elven rings, the one Gandalf had. It had nothing to do with naming any group of people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (wyMQY)

249 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (ycI94


Okay.. Those have to be plants

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (IyPmt)

250
The Media and DNC will go into overdrive making Kamala to reinvent her. Hollywood will help too.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (+oR7L)

251 GO JOE, GO!!!

STAY STRONG!!!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (uxCna)

252 Is there any measurable percentage of Dems who will be pissed off enough by this to not vote?

NO.

They will do as told because they are the smartz and not a cult.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (17s+e)

253
She'll finally have time to look at school buses and think about space.
Posted by: Cicero
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Recollects scene in 'Repo Man', where Emilio Estevez is flying around in space in a Chevy Malibu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (XeU6L)

254
The reek of desperation from DU...

They pounced on an obviously fake rumor about JDV not wanting to debate camelface. Sad.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (NrlFJ)

255 does anyone here realize that Liz Truss was PM in the UK longer than Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2024 06:34 PM (D7oie)
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He was PM for nearly three years.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (3Fz6p)

256 You know The Rock is going to be one of the choices. They're going to go straight popularity contest.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (jvS3C)

257 This is absolutely HILARIOUS. They aren't interested in the issue before them. They are, only, interested in how an approach does the least amount of damage to the Democrats. They don't care that a vegetable is "running" the country. And, more importantly, if there was some advantage to a vegetable running the country they would whole heartedly support the endeavor.

Imagine of the roles were reversed and a republican was operating in the obvious diminished capacity that Biden is displaying. The WH press room would have pitchforks and torches.

Posted by: Orson at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (dIske)

258 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (ycI94)
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It apparently hasn't occurred to them that Kamala might not be the VP nominee; she might be the Presidential nominee, or the private nominee. So agreeing to a debate now would be foolish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

259 Now the Dems just have to figure how to transfer the campaign money from Biden to Hillarhoid. Assuming any of this happens.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I think he has to be nominated and then drop out.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (FxH7T)

260 It will be utterly hilarious if they fail to drive Joe out of the race.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 06:42 PM (uxCna)

261 But who would step up to replace him against the current Trump?

It would take a weasely scapegrace. A bounder. An unprincipled knave only interested in lots of free flights and attention....


Reporting for duty, Sir!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (ikAZq)

262 Charlie Gasparino was on Claman's show and said his sources were telling him the same Dems are trying to get Gov. Shapiro to run. A Jewish guy will not appeal to a lot of African Americans or to the pro Hamas bunch. Harris /Buttigieg or Beshear

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (Zf6jY)

263 'And unless "multiple sources" are lying to Halperin, he's being yanked.'


Obviously, everybody has decided that Biden must go. "Multiple sources" are probably just operatives who are saying this to put further pressure on Biden to go.

But that doesn't mean that Biden will agree to go, and I doubt very much that he will. I still think they're stuck with him, but I guess we'll see Sunday.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (hOOi9)

264 private CITIZEN nominee

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

265 43 I hope Trump says it's not Joe he is running against but the policies...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)


Rumor is Trump will not say the word Biden in tonight's speech, nor the name of any possible Dem candidate. Will go after the Democrat, not Biden/Harris, policies and destruction they've wrought.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (5fDan)

266 Let me help everyone out here on the whole Rachel Maddow / Lord of the Rings wordplay thing.

Rachel Maddow is a f***ing idiot.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (wb1YC)

267 Howie Carr
@HowieCarrShow
BREAKING:

Hearing Biden campaign is cancelling ad buys on major cable TV networks...

Newsmax's Mark Halperin already reporting Biden is gone, likely announcement Sunday.

Will remain "president," won't endorse anyone, open convention, the Cackler a very favorite.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (TGPs7)

268 Whoo Hoooo
Go Joe

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (fwDg9)

269 If they want to kick Biden out because of his debate performance they better review Newsome’s debate with DeSantis before they consider him.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (B1dzx)

270 My favorite thing about this mess is that Biden isn't mentally competent to run for president, and thus not competent to BE president.

Heh.

He also isn't mentally competent to make the decision NOT to run for president, or to resign the presidency.

Fuck everyone involved straight to Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (/RHNq)

271 Big mike tanned rested and ready.

Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (oEvI1)

272
They will do as told because they are the smartz and not a cult.
Posted by: Jukin
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AKA, 'Team Players'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

273 She would eat his lunch, spit it out and eat it again. Watch his speech. He's full of words but those words are void of content. He rambles, frequently segways to nowhere and takes forever to get to the point. Lots of words but not much substance


Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (ycI94)

They have a point, Harris does have experience eating things and spitting them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

274 Charlie Gasparino was on Claman's show and said his sources were telling him the same Dems are trying to get Gov. Shapiro to run. A Jewish guy will not appeal to a lot of African Americans or to the pro Hamas bunch. Harris /Buttigieg or Beshear

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (Zf6jY)
______________

But neither of those groups are crazy about faggots, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

275 In a dank, dismal crypt lying deep in the bowels of Chappaqua, a garishly muu-muued form stirs from its slumber...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:33 PM (+myjY)

------------

Make The HildaBeast Great Again!

So she can lose to Trump a second time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (6pEuw)

276 They've mocked you for decades, Joe, and this is your chance to finally get back at them!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (uxCna)

277 So primaries are over and Trump is going to destroy democracy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (tHxO3)

278
Wonder is Joey, DR. Jill, and Hunter are cuddled up on the beach house tonight anticipating the arrival of Stiener.

Posted by: Auspex at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (j4U/Z)

279 231
What's funny is...

nancy pelosi is even older and more senile than biden

she's 84!
Posted by: Soothsayer

----

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: nancy pelosi at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (ikAZq)

280 Wait... Maybe Trump DID destroy their democracy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (tHxO3)

281 The Secret Service meant for Joe to get it but the bastard never appears in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ShEy9)

I found it interesting, after Trump was shot, Biden was getting in a vehicle, and reporters were shouting questions at him. If reporters were close enough for him to hear them, wasn't it possible a shooter might be close enough too?

What the hell is wrong with the SS? How was it Biden was exposed, immediately after the last President was shot??

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (v785K)

282 I love that the anonymous rumor mill be used against the Dems for once.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (2fIO4)

283 >>> 273 She would eat his lunch, spit it out and eat it again. Watch his speech. He's full of words but those words are void of content. He rambles, frequently segways to nowhere and takes forever to get to the point. Lots of words but not much substance


Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (ycI94)

They have a point, Harris does have experience eating things and spitting them out.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

You said a mouthful!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (VavZF)

284 Beau would be so ashamed of you, dad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (tHxO3)

285 The Media and DNC will go into overdrive making Kamala to reinvent her. Hollywood will help too.

That might work with a relative newcomer like J.D., but the notion of reinventing someone that has been in the public eye for 4 years, and has become an utter laughingstock, is ludicrous.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (xCA6C)

286 You know, i love the gray. I do. But i almost always skip the pull quotes and just read the bits ace wrote because I'm lazy and you can pretty much tell by context whatever was in there...

But now it all looks like pull quote so I'm like yeet to the comments even faster than usual.

I'm a bad Moron. I suck at Moroning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (BAEGB)

287 Anybody here ever heard of Randle McMurphy?
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 06:41 PM (fV+MH)


Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit

Posted by: Chief Bromden at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (Aqu9a)

288 You know, assuming any major Dem insider actually believes all this, Newsome has to be cursing a blue streak for having just signed that "schools can secretly trans your kid" bill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM

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Don't see how that would necessarily cost him the nomination. A high percentage of Democratic delegates are so pierced they'll never be able to get an MRI, and this bill is their first love.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (wzAuc)

289 She would eat his lunch, spit it out and eat it again. Watch his

...

They know she got her start by...they KNOW right?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (jvS3C)

290 @224

>>Is there any measurable percentage of Dems who will be pissed off enough by this to not vote?


That might matter if our system was predicated on voters going to the polls and voting, we now live in world where millions upon millions of unsolicited ballots are delivered in mass, harvested and tabulated in back rooms of inner city shit holes and "results" are announced weeks later.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (ePOTY)

291 Schrödinger's Candidate

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (JRP2U)

292 Biden has no say in anything. We already know that. He's an empty soup can.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (lX8VI)

293
HANG IN THERE JOE
DON'T LISTEN TO THE DOUBTERS
YOU ARE AMAZING

NEVER LET GO

Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and your local ICEE distributor at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (/7KEl)

294 Well, one thing's for certain: the nominee won't be Bob Newhart. He just died at age 94. Farewell to one of the comedy greats.

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (njExo)

295 224 Is there any measurable percentage of Dems who will be pissed off enough by this to not vote?

Seems like if they lose even a percent or two that way it's curtains for them. And that would effect the whole ballot.
Posted by: TexasDan

Possibly a little? There are certainly partisans that were drinking the KoolAid believing Biden was the greatest EVAR upset the "elites" are forcing him out against "the voter's" will. I even posted one guy earlier today who said "and they're counting on us voting Blue no matter who to cover their choice".

I think, in general, they'll rally, unless some demographic (women, blacks especially) feel snubbed by the final outcome. Palestine/Israel will also be a very fine line to walk for them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (ycI94)

296 The Media and DNC will go into overdrive making Kamala to reinvent her. Hollywood will help too.


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They'll pass the buck to her like she asked for?

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (tHxO3)

297 nancy pelosi is even older and more senile than biden

she's 84!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:40 PM (NrlFJ)

And drunk on her ass 99% of the time.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (14URa)

298 Tanned, ready and rested in a banana hammock.

Posted by: Big Mike at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (J47y1)

299 Whomever the dems pick, the media will go all out calling them the Messiah.. On that you can count

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (IyPmt)

300 I suspect that Biden will take the middle-ish ground, announce that he will not be running.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

301 Oh great... they'll nominate the Antichrist.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:37 PM (rHxhM)


They would in a heartbeat. The lefties in my social circle would cackle with glee.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (Sf2cq)

302 How can you drive Biden out of the race because of his diminished capacity but let him remain President. That should be an impeachable causation if they won’t use the 25th.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (B1dzx)

303 >>> 281 The Secret Service meant for Joe to get it but the bastard never appears in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ShEy9)

I found it interesting, after Trump was shot, Biden was getting in a vehicle, and reporters were shouting questions at him. If reporters were close enough for him to hear them, wasn't it possible a shooter might be close enough too?

What the hell is wrong with the SS? How was it Biden was exposed, immediately after the last President was shot??
Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (v785K)

I ORDERED THE CODE BROWN, TOO!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (VavZF)

304 What's funny is...

nancy pelosi is even older and more senile than biden

she's 84!
Posted by: Soothsayer


Her nipples last pointed upwards during the Kennedy administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (+myjY)

305 Wait... Maybe Trump DID destroy their democracy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:44 PM (tHxO3)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (lX8VI)

306 Fight, Fight, Fight!

And a drunken, drugged up, donnybrook on the Dem side.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

307 Big mike tanned tucked rested and ready.
Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me


Fix'ed~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (IG4Id)

308 Charlie Gasparino was on Claman's show and said his sources were telling him the same Dems are trying to get Gov. Shapiro to run.

A Jewish guy will not appeal to a lot of African Americans or to the pro Hamas bunch
. Harris /Buttigieg or Beshear


There goes Dearbornistan and Mogadishu, Minnesota.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (c9Bew)

309 Rumor is Trump will not say the word Biden in tonight's speech, nor the name of any possible Dem candidate. Will go after the Democrat, not Biden/Harris, policies and destruction they've wrought.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (5fDan)
________________

Smart. Do aim at a moving target; anyone he goes after might be irrelevant in a matter of days. Go after Dem policies, which will force the ultimate nominee to either defend them, or back off them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

310 Just a thought. Jimmeh Carter only ever served one term. And he's well-rested.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (14URa)

311 It took 4 nights but the color guard finally got a proper Sgt.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (o3Uyl)

312 Biden is going to realize his Dream of replacing FDR in the Pantheon of great Democrat Presidents.

He will have come into and left the Office a Cripple.

He will have singlehandedly done more damage to the Republic than nearly all of his predecessors.

AND, he did it ALL in 1/3 the Time.

Well done, Mr President. Well done.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (X1WfU)

313
The D convention might be a literal bloodbath.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (NrlFJ)

314 >>> Tim @TimTheWitness 12h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays. So JD is a vegetarian. I hope someone checks on Matt Walsh to see if he's ok.

I didn't get the sense he's a full on vegetarian, but that's he's adapted to that diet because he loves his wife and in-laws. He could still do meat.

No one is asking the REAL important food question: what color of crayon is his favorite??

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (QAK8m)

315 @280 that's another comment Gasparino made. Trump was supposed to destroy democracy, but the Dems are in a civil war. The prof/communist bloc like that Biden gave them everything and Bernie is backing him. The establishment Dems want him out. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (Zf6jY)

316 From a Daily Kos staff writer today: "Today the dam seems to have burst, with news reports claiming even former President Barack Obama is telling Biden he can’t win. Biden’s situation is now untenable. He won’t be our nominee."

I went through a number of comments and the general sentiment is the rabid partisanship that Biden would continue on as the nominee no matter what hit the wall today. It seems all that is left to do is roll out him out one more time so he can officially become a political zombie. After that the question is when does he become a political corpse.

And so the game of "I'm so pretty" began amongst the leading survivors.

"I made you, Kamala" - from The Tragedy of Scranton Schmo.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (2maI5)

317 Hearing Biden campaign is cancelling ad buys on major cable TV networks...
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All of them, or the same ones they were cancelling in the wake of the failed assassination that would have made them look worse?

Posted by: Methos at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (Dnobf)

318 So it will be a mini-primary ? Who actually thinks they will let anyone but Kamala take the nomination?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (IyPmt)

319 I blame those Russian directed microwaves they used in Cuba on the embassy -- Havana syndrome.

Sudden onset dementia, it was. He was "more than cogent" just a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: nancy pelosi at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (ikAZq)

320 I think he has to be nominated and then drop out.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July

....

Everybody runs.

And everybody pauses their campaign. No one quits.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (jvS3C)

321
Now I'm on the...

It Ain't Right To Fuck Over Mamala Harris Like That, Dawg...They Doing Harris Dirty, Dawg train.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (NrlFJ)

322
Not strong enough to stand trial.
Not strong enough to run for President.
But plenty strong enough to actually, you know, BE President!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (dg+HA)

323 So much for the Dems saving democracy. Make the guy who won their primary election quit under threats.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (B1dzx)

324 The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.

The same dynamic is at play with Trump.

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald Jul 16
Thankfully everyone is lowering the temperature and being more sober in their rhetoric.

You can smell the stench of desperation on these people.
====
Didn't they say that in 2017 too?? PDT -- the world's slowest Hitler.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (wse2C)

325
Stephen King
@StephenKing
How one eats Oreo cookies is a deeply personal matter. I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (TGPs7)

326 I'd like to believe there is a ballot issue they need to contend with but, it's the DNC. They'll find a way to get around that problem.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)

No problem. Time to create some more super-delegates!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

327 They know she got her start by...they KNOW right?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:45 PM (jvS3C)
_______________

She got her start working for Willie Brown, under whom she assumed a variety of positions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

328 Anybody here ever heard of Randle McMurphy?
Posted by: eleven
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"The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he’s getting it." - R. McMurphy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

329 Harris does have experience eating things and spitting them out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

You're half right.

Posted by: Willy Brown at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (7b99w)

330 They can all write their OPeds to NYT, and he still doesn't have to step down.

... OpEds you clowns, not OPeds. Opposite the Editorial.

Where do they find these people?

And yes, that bit of trivia it what I keyed on.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (hB7mE)

331 they're playing some nineteenth century drinking song at the RNC

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

332 I don't want to get on the cart!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (evvc2)

333 Just a thought. Jimmeh Carter only ever served one term. And he's well-rested.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (14URa)

If you'd told me he was already dead at his wife's funeral, I would have believed you.

Well rested indead.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (v785K)

334 302 How can you drive Biden out of the race because of his diminished capacity but let him remain President. That should be an impeachable causation if they won’t use the 25th.
Posted by: You know the answer

I assume the excuse will be "I'm well enough now, but won't be able to serve another 4 years due to some gradually developing medical condition."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ycI94)

335 They have a point, Harris does have experience eating things and spitting them out.
Posted by: Oldcat

Um. No she doesn't. Trust me.

Willie Brown

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (FxH7T)

336
Open convention??

They [the biden team] not only didn't pass the torch in 2023, but harris didn't even get the chance to run in the primaries. Now she's fucked.

Dammmmm. They did her dirty.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (NrlFJ)

337 So it will be a mini-primary ? Who actually thinks they will let anyone but Kamala take the nomination?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (IyPmt)
_____________

The question is whether she wants to risk torching her political career (such as it is) by being nominee. If she gets buried in the general election, she's finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

338 150 139 Some people are talking Josh Shapiro as that gets the Dems Pennsylvania and the electoral votes for the win.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (NpAcC)

Do they like him there?

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Doesn't matter. Pennsylvania's "no verification of mail ballots" law keeps the Commonwealth blue.

Posted by: Franky at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9CBNQ)

339 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

340
Just a thought. Jimmeh Carter only ever served one term. And he's well-rested.
Posted by: Peaches

===========

I'm learning to stifle hysterical laughter at the office thanks to you people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (T3es0)

341 Willowed:

As has been pointed out before, THE high ground in the area was the water tower, very near that building.

Had there been someone posted there, he could have easily seen the shooter.
Posted by: BurtTC


--

Video has come out and it looks like there was.

Not one of ours... Sorry, not a federal employee probably, though. Which raises all kinds of interesting questions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (tHxO3)

342 Pelosi has offered two of her high-dollar ice cream freezers shipped to Wilmington and Rehoboth if Joe will pass the buck.

Posted by: Negotiations, Ongoing at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (V5BDR)

343 JD Vance with meat on his plate earlier this year.

https://x.com/roddreher/status/1812955239701782966

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

344 Who the fuck calls the cookie part of an oreo a "cracker"? Sociopath.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (evvc2)

345 Her nipples last pointed upwards during the Kennedy administration.
Posted by: Cicero


🤮🤮🤮

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (c9Bew)

346 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes Jul 17
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT 🚨
EXPOSED: Marc Elias, the same guy who pushed Steele Dossier, Trump Russian collusion hoax for Hillary Clinton IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PROJECT 2025 PROPAGANDA

Democrats are using false made up citations to spread lies about topics not even in Project 2025, “There is an almost 50 page document put together by an organization called Democracy Forward” Democrats are saying to fabricate these lies

“They're using project 2025 as their hit piece. What's funny is the last time they tried to do this, it took years to unravel who is responsible for it in 2016. Now it only took me a few hours. I hope you can help me spread this

This is important. They're lying and gaslighting you and the American people because they know they're gonna lose the election. Do you remember back in 2016 when Hillary Clinton pushed out the Steele dossier, the Trump Russian collusion hoax?

Do you remember who was behind that? An organization called Perkins Coie, who was led by a guy by the name of Marc Elias.
‌[the rest of the thread...]
https://tinyurl.com/bdz8k9nh

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (wse2C)

347 I think it's hilarious Kamala's "unburdened by what has gone before" schtick is perfect if she's the nominee.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

348 So it will be a mini-primary ? Who actually thinks they will let anyone but Kamala take the nomination?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (IyPmt)

Mini Primary without any voters participating.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

349 You know, there is a tall, sensitive former FBI director who really stood up to Trump. He's been soaking his soul in poetry and nature walks ever since. He's ready to come out from behind the curtains and unite the country.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (jvS3C)

350 There is no Top and Bottom to an Oreo.

Unless you are talking about Obama?

Then.

Definitely Bottom.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (X1WfU)

351 I like the gray too but every time I refresh I'm afraid the white will come back like a jump scare and burn my eyes.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

352 Carter is more coherent than Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (Zf6jY)

353 I put the chances of a Harris/ Mooch ticket as slim to none
There are lots of people never going to vote for a Duel Women of Color

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

354 What about us?

Posted by: The Super Duper Delegates at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (dg+HA)

355 Stephen King
@StephenKing
How one eats Oreo cookies is a deeply personal matter. I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (TGPs7)

Or eat a hydrox like a normal ass cookie, instead of being a pdf file commie cream licker. But you do you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (BAEGB)

356 There goes Dearbornistan and Mogadishu, Minnesota.

Shapiro is not only a Jew, he is pro-Israel.

He'll tear the Democratic Party apart.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (uxCna)

357 How do you have an open convention when you have an incumbent president who has already won all the delegates?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (+myjY)

358 Megyn Kelly is still hawt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (ufFY8)

359 Hooo boy! The fairy boys who have never heard a military cadence are gonna piss themselves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (evvc2)

360
RIP to the peaceful streets of Chicago.

The murder rate is about to go off the hook, dawg!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (NrlFJ)

361 The opera lady singing the national anthem is like Oprah's prettier sister. That dress was something!

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (QAK8m)

362 318 So it will be a mini-primary ? Who actually thinks they will let anyone but Kamala take the nomination?
Posted by: It's me donna

Grrrrrr.....

Posted by: Newsome, Whitmer, Pritzker, and others, circling like hungry jackals at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (ycI94)

363 Chicago is going to be lit!

Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (oEvI1)

364 Come on Joey, give them the Corn Pop treatment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (zf05Q)

365 Her nipples last pointed upwards during the Kennedy administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (+myjY)

And boy did they...

Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (xcIvR)

366 The secret of being a top-notch con man is being able to know what the mark wants, and how to make him think he’s getting it." - R. McMurphy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

Reminded me of my favorite joke where the guy pisses all over the IRS agent’s desk and the agent is overjoyed.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (B1dzx)

367 267 Howie Carr
@HowieCarrShow
BREAKING:

Hearing Biden campaign is cancelling ad buys on major cable TV networks...

Newsmax's Mark Halperin already reporting Biden is gone, likely announcement Sunday.

Will remain "president," won't endorse anyone, open convention, the Cackler a very favorite.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (TGPs7)


A six-month Lame Duck POTUS in this day and age? Yeah, that'll work out swell. No foreign leader is stupid enough to trust a word Kamala says the next 3+ months about what she'll do if elected.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (5fDan)

368 Who the fuck calls the cookie part of an oreo a "cracker"? Sociopath.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (evvc2)

yeah its clearly not white at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

369 I keep thinking about a pithy saying from one of my own personal heroes. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (14URa)

370 This seems like a hostage crisis. I love the blue on blue fighting. It's glorious


They be illin, illin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (NtVYv)

371 I am already popping popcorn for Chicago in August, baby!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (ufFY8)

372
I still kinda-sorta don't get it. Sure, the Dems say they want a non-Biden candidate. But if it was Biden anyway, they'd still gotv for him anyway, so what's all the panic about?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 06:53 PM (I87yH)

373 331 they're playing some nineteenth century drinking song at the RNC
------
"Garryowen"??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (wse2C)

374 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw


It's pretty much over anyway. Everyone knows she's a DEI hire.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (c9Bew)

375
Ahem.

Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (dg+HA)

376 . I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (TGPs7)

Isn't this really the story of Obama?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (lX8VI)

377 The D convention might be a literal bloodbath.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (NrlFJ)
____________

You really think so? Or are you just trying to get my hopes up?

What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

378 Does this mean I'm not needed?

Posted by: The Battle Box at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (DEw/K)

379 Everybody runs.

And everybody pauses their campaign. No one quits.

Posted by: TexasDan

Agreed. But to transfer the money legally. Yes, I know. Legally.

OTOH, he may not have any left in two weeks.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (FxH7T)

380 My favorite thing about this mess is that Biden isn't mentally competent to run for president, and thus not competent to BE president.

Heh.

He also isn't mentally competent to make the decision NOT to run for president, or to resign the presidency.

Fuck everyone involved straight to Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2024 06:43 PM (/RHNq)

--------------

And don't forget that he's not mentally competent to stand trial for treason and numerous other felonies.

Non compos mentis.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (6pEuw)

381 Stephen King
@StephenKing
How one eats Oreo cookies is a deeply personal matter. I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.
-

Someone should point out to him that you can no longer eat the filling of a regular Oreo because of Biden's inflation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie won't say I told you so about the tranny at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (pGcSM)

382
Doods, bros, I think biden has been desperately appealing to the Democrat's black slaves is because he must know that most of the D delegates are black.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (NrlFJ)

383 Is the Oreo thing a step up from the stupid is a hotdog a sammich argument Jonah and company had going a while back?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

384 Hundreds. Of thousands. Of pre-printed ballots. Already marked for Brandon.

Ballots don't fill themselves out. The checks are cashed. Money was spent. The DNC will announce Brandon is the camdidate weeks beforev the convention. USINT plans to ride this horse to the finish line.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (sQdWe)

385 Oreo crackers? Are they white?

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

386 Oh great... they'll nominate the Antichrist.

Count me out of this s**t show!

Posted by: Antichrist at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (njExo)

387 Harris in 2024 , she's a modern lady. Hawk Tuah

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Zf6jY)

388 I'm watching the Convention

do you want updates or should I leave it to you to watch or not

Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and your local ICEE distributor at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)

389 > I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw
------
Pretty much the same for anyone running in place of Trump.

Haley was pretty close to it. Might still be. I think if Trump's off the table and the GOP runs with her... we lose. Bigly. By design.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Q4IgG)

390 they're playing some nineteenth century drinking song at the RNC
------
"Garryowen"??
Posted by: andycanuck


SWEET!
Posted by: Zombie George Armstrong Custer

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (c9Bew)

391 How do you have an open convention when you have an incumbent president who has already won all the delegates?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (+myjY)

Let me tell you a little something about the Democrats.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (lX8VI)

392 There is no Top and Bottom to an Oreo.

Unless you are talking about Obama?

Then.

Definitely Bottom.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (X1WfU)

Did you just make that up is that a long standing joke because it’s brilliant.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (B1dzx)

393 Doods, bros, I think biden has been desperately appealing to the Democrat's black slaves is because he must know that most of the D delegates are black.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (NrlFJ)

We capitalize Black now, you raciss bastid.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (14URa)

394 he's speaking to the voters of all states with Senate elections. "your Democrat senators are lying to you"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

395 348 So it will be a mini-primary ? Who actually thinks they will let anyone but Kamala take the nomination?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:48 PM (IyPmt)

Mini Primary without any voters participating.
Posted by: Oldcat

My dear boy, did the 2016 and 2020 Democrat primaries teach you nothing? Electing our party’s nominee is far to important to leave to the riff raff party voters!

Posted by: Democrat Party Elite at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (ycI94)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Q4IgG)

397 @StephenKing
How one eats Oreo cookies is a deeply personal matter. I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (TGPs7)

Or eat a hydrox like a normal ass cookie, instead of being a pdf file commie cream licker. But you do you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (BAEGB)

So his house is crammed full of decades of top Oreo 'crackers'? Psychopath.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

398 I think this is all to stop the bloodbath downticket.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Cp1vk)

399 Whoa! Imagine an election where both candidates have taken shots in the face.

Posted by: Not my Joke at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (wGerL)

400 They may just not want to name Harris until the RNC is over., seeing as this is all rumor.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (lX8VI)

401 A jonah goldberg is a fag. Fight me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (evvc2)

402 Video has come out and it looks like there was.

Not one of ours... Sorry, not a federal employee probably, though. Which raises all kinds of interesting questions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (tHxO3)

Not sure what you mean... not one of ours... are you saying a would-be assassin was in the tower??

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (v785K)

403 I have my problems with the GOPe's, but at least none of them are batshit insane, as are many prominent D's. It's a long list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

404 alright who did it

Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and your local ICEE distributor at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

405 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw
------------

The woman isn't bright enough to resist the allure of running against evil incarnate: Trump. She'll be flattered into taking the loss for the team and the team will relish the fact they're done with that simpleton.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

406 Mini Primary without any voters participating.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (eoQWY)
____________

They already had a primary, so this one will be a secondary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

407 Who went to the Barrel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (zf05Q)

408 I've been married long enough to know a loaded choice when I see one

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (1i0Hi)

409 njExo/Paco, report to the Barrel

Posted by: and here's your accordion at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (gKWVE)

410 398 I think this is all to stop the bloodbath downticket.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Cp1vk)

Different Candidate.. Same policies.. No change

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (IyPmt)

411 And don't forget that he's not mentally competent to stand trial for treason and numerous other felonies.

Huh, i was going to wager that they will slap the 25th on him so Harris will achieve first XX president just as soon as the extradition-safe travel arrangements are made.

Then we will be told who ordered the Code Red.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (rHxhM)

412 Fight, Fight, Fight!

And a drunken, drugged up, donnybrook on the Dem side.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 18, 2024 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, we've all seen this played out before. Now we must wait until Fortinbras makes his entry.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)

413
I dunno, dawg.

Black delegates, white delegates, harris getting done dirty, dawg. The convention ain't gonna be peaceful, yo.

/clucks tongue

I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (NrlFJ)

414 It's pretty much over anyway. Everyone knows she's a DEI hire.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (c9Bew)

She's a GLK hire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (BAEGB)

415 398 I think this is all to stop the bloodbath downticket.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (Cp1vk)

We must man the torpedoes!

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (14URa)

416 Antichrist, please report to the barrel. Stat!

Auto close tags for the win.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (c9Bew)

417 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin
A NYC councilwoman bit an NYPD officer’s arm in the middle of a protest 😬

https://tinyurl.com/u5zhrp8h
55 seconds; Susan Zhuang

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (wse2C)

418 The D convention might be a literal bloodbath.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:47 PM (NrlFJ)
____________

You really think so? Or are you just trying to get my hopes up?

What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (YqDXo)


There must be some GOP megadonor out there who is willing to pony up to have four or five pallets of bricks quietly delivered to the Chicago convention center.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+myjY)

419 >>> do you want updates or should I leave it to you to watch or not Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and your local ICEE distributor at July 18, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)

Listening while I do work.

Schedule for tonight:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/
politics/elections/2024/07/18/rnc-thursday
-trump-hulk-hogan-tucker-carlson/74458922007/

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (QAK8m)

420 Kackling Kamala of Kalifornia is retarded enough to accept.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (zf05Q)

421 Report says two Pittsburgh motorcycle unit supervisors at the deadly rally, that HELPED TRUMP and people in the stands, were just transferred out of their unit because “they never got permission to assist Trump.”!!

https://tinyurl.com/4hcx8kpv

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #23 at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (qfLjt)

422
And we haven't even touched on the fact that a second presidential debate lies ahead. I truly want to see Biden rise from the depths of the North Atlantic Ocean, hit the iceberg on his port side, and sink again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (T3es0)

423 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw

How does she NOT run, or at least try, if Biden steps down? She's screwed either way, but not like she's used to.

Posted by: Democrat Party Elite at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ycI94)

424 F'n Senators all look like smarmy mo fo's. I don't trust any unless I see their voting records.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (o3Uyl)

425 Can't stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere.

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (GITLP)

426 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw
------------

Yep, I said above. Her political career is already on life support. A shellacking in November will definitely put "paid" to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

427 401 A jonah goldberg is a fag. Fight me!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (evvc2)

Nonsense.

Fags shower.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (BAEGB)

428 It's all over except the pardons.

A lot of people need pardons before Trump wins.

Posted by: Reforger at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (xcIvR)

429 Mini Primary without any voters participating.

They'll do a flash primary on TikTok using AI.

Since providing ID is anathema to them, they can have global primaries to nominate whoever the oligarchy already selected.

Software by Dominion.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (rHxhM)

430 >>Pretty much the same for anyone running in place of Trump.

Anyone else can at least make the excuse they came in at the last minute and tried to save the party. But Harris is as complicit as Biden.

People forget but Biden was losing before the debate. He is underwater on every important issue voters care about. And Harris is tied to that platform more tightly than anyone other than Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (LkLld)

431 Not sure what you mean... not one of ours... are you saying a would-be assassin was in the tower??
Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (v785K)

Luckily for us all there were no wooden bees in the area so he left.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

432 Yep

Posted by: Jonah at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (YCxFk)

433 >>Did you just make that up is that a long standing joke because it’s brilliant.


Calling Mulato people Oreos has a long history in the annals of comedy.

I'd take credit for it...

But in doing so, I would be burdened by what has been.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (X1WfU)

434 I am sure Hildebeast will be overjoyed that a woman will be Prezzie for a couple months.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (ufFY8)

435 Sure Kamala gets the boot in November.

But she would still be a former President,

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (zf05Q)

436
Joey's sullenly refusing to step down or even talk to anybody 'cause he's given his final word on the subject.

He's too far gone to give a convention address.

Posted by: Auspex at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (j4U/Z)

437 The woman isn't bright enough to resist the allure of running against evil incarnate: Trump. She'll be flattered into taking the loss for the team and the team will relish the fact they're done with that simpleton.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

...

I imagine whomever they get to take this one way ride into the side of a mountain is going to have a huge payday waiting for them on the other side.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (z/ifB)

438 And we haven't even touched on the fact that a second presidential debate lies ahead. I truly want to see Biden rise from the depths of the North Atlantic Ocean, hit the iceberg on his port side, and sink again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (T3es0)
_____________

But Trump is the white whale, the Moby Dick (?) to the Dems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

439 @StephenKing
How one eats Oreo cookies is a deeply personal matter. I like to take off the top chocolate cracker, eat the filling, then eat the bottom chocolate cracker, but you do you.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 06:49 PM (TGPs7)

He doesn’t say what he does with that top “cracker”. May I make a recommendation?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (JRP2U)

440 https://tinyurl.com/4hcx8kpv

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #23 at July 18, 2024 06:57 PM (qfLjt)

I saw that last night and it really, really needs to be a national story. These men assisted the wounded and even carried one of the victims out. Spread it around, everyone!

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (14URa)

441 Flip flopping the night away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (Aqu9a)

442 Sorry if I missed it ..but if Halperin's scenario plays out and the ticket isn't settled until the convention, what D names will be on the ballot??

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (Og1BB)

443 Bad thing about modern conventions is that there are no smoke-filled rooms unless you are tokin' with Kamala.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (V5BDR)

444 Max Boot's expense:

https://tinyurl.com/2zs7ampr
IMAGE and a screencap

Chad West @Chad_WestReal 2h
Max Boot, spy hunter
https://tinyurl.com/32rb4nu3

Anthony Abides @AnthonyAbides
When @RepSwalwell finds out @MaxBoot slept with a foreign spy:

https://tinyurl.com/y56pwbfn
7 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (wse2C)

445 They may just not want to name Harris until the RNC is over., seeing as this is all rumor.
Posted by: ... at

Do it tonight. Stomp on Don's speech

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (FxH7T)

446 ------
"Garryowen"??
Posted by: andycanuck
-------

Pretty sure that has been banned. More harmful than legalized weed on the reservations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

447 So Stephen King has been reduced to writing Oreos torture pr0n ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (zf05Q)

448 I'm ready. I used to be the next Vice President of the United States, you know.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (dg+HA)

449 Missed a lot of posts, but how does he withdraw from race but not resign presidency? I mean he has just the right amount of dementia?

And I don't think you can just drop out cause a couple of poles show you losing and your mega doors are withholding cash.

Sucks to be a rank and file dem voter. They are getting shit on like a hippopotamus marking its territory.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (N6rB4)

450 House band doing John Mellencamp

Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and licensed tuba recycler at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (/7KEl)

451 Refusing to step down is killing that frail old bastard.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (JLq/1)

452 Kumswalla is in it to winnit and even if she wanted to quit, the CBC wouldn't let her.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (YRsIm)

453 Remember Truman wasn't supposed to beat Dewey either, Joe!

You can do this!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (uxCna)

454 You really think so? Or are you just trying to get my hopes up?

What's the over/under on how many folding chairs get thrown?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

...

90% chance it's full on world star hip hop

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (z/ifB)

455 OT, but I am quite liking the band at the convention. They're from Nashville. Imagine if Trump had shit-canned Ronna pre-2020.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (14URa)

456 Report says two Pittsburgh motorcycle unit supervisors at the deadly rally, that HELPED TRUMP and people in the stands, were just transferred out of their unit because “they never got permission to assist Trump.”!!

https://tinyurl.com/4hcx8kpv
Posted by: Ciampino


The police union should have a field day with that.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (c9Bew)

457 >>> So Stephen King has been reduced to writing Oreos torture pr0n ???

Don't do drugs, kids!

Posted by: LizLem at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (QAK8m)

458 "I answered all the questions." - Joe Biden

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (2maI5)

459 Those two motorcycle cops need to sue their PD and move to a deep red state.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (B1dzx)

460 The woman isn't bright enough to resist the allure of running against evil incarnate: Trump. She'll be flattered into taking the loss for the team and the team will relish the fact they're done with that simpleton.
Posted by: blake

In her defense...what else would she do? No other real office for her, she can't be a cabinet secretary for at least 4 years...may as well take your shot at the brass ring, and if you fail, hope you can work the MSNBC talking head circuit.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (ycI94)

461 Not sure what you mean... not one of ours... are you saying a would-be assassin was in the tower??
Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 06:56 PM (v785K)

Luckily for us all there were no wooden bees in the area so he left.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

Grrrr! I sat here for a good minute, scratching my head, trying to figure out what you were talking about!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (DbWxt)

462 I guess they could screw everyone and make a President and VP our of the blue in a back room deal

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

463 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 17h
NEW: Sources tell me DHS Secretary Mayorkas is stonewalling the release of this DHS IG report, which would include any security failures or perhaps involvement by the Secret Service on January 6.

For 2 years, the Biden White House, Democrats in Congress, and the media have attacked DHS IG Joseph Cuffari, who discovered that all of the texts belonging to roughly two dozen Secret Service officials including the head of USSS related to Jan 6 had been deleted at the end of January 2021--under the Biden regime.

Cuffari sought a criminal investigation into the purge of the messages--which occurred AFTER Democrats notified each federal agency to preserve all records and documents for Jan 6.

Instead, the J6 Committee and Biden White House started to smear Cuffari, claiming he failed to notify Congress about the missing texts--which is not true.

Cuffari today announced an inquiry into the Secret Service for the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (wse2C)

464 451 Refusing to step down is killing that frail old bastard.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (JLq/1)


That and the dementia.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (gKWVE)

465 Huh, i was going to wager that they will slap the 25th on him so Harris will achieve first XX president just as soon as the extradition-safe travel arrangements are made.

Then we will be told who ordered the Code Red.
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No, they'll do F. Joe in the dark. No one wants to be Brutus in this play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

466 Mellencamp is going to have another heart attack.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

467 I would hire this band to play my kegger

Posted by: Don Black- shady political operative and licensed tuba recycler at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (/7KEl)

468 This band will def be hearing fromJohn Melencamps lawyers. He's a flaming libtard

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (o3Uyl)

469 But in doing so, I would be burdened by what has been.

Posted by: garrett
--

As judged by presentism, which is, as you know, virtuous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

470 Any news of Winnie the Xi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:02 PM (zf05Q)

471 451 Refusing to step down is killing that frail old bastard.

Oh, no!
Anyway...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (dg+HA)

472 I've been emailing the White House every day, encouraging Joe to ignore the doubters and naysayers, and to stay in the race, because it's the only way to save America. I just neglect to mention that he will save America by being the easiest Democrat candidate to defeat in November.

Posted by: MammaB at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (6d0do)

473 What are the odds the indict Mike Lindell because Brandon gets offed by one of his My Pillow products?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (1bNHn)

474 I wouldn't be surprised if Harris doesn't want to run. If she runs and loses which she almost certainly will her political career is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

Seems her career is over either way. The voters rejected her earlier, why would they vote for her now?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (0eaVi)

475 Didn't Confucius say something about what not to do when your enemy is shooting themselves in their Flaming Clown Boners?

Or, was that Sun Tzu?

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (X1WfU)

476 435 Sure Kamala gets the boot in November.

But she would still be a former President,

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 06:59 PM (zf05Q)


One side of Trump will love it. He can sell a whole new batch of merch - with a 45/48 logo instead of 45/47.

Winning! Profit off of your enemies, all the time!

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (5fDan)

477 451 Refusing to step down is killing that frail old bastard.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (JLq/1)

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (14URa)

478 Because I used to be President,
but that's all over now.

Posted by: Mick Biden and the Stones at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (Aqu9a)

479 Missed a lot of posts, but how does he withdraw from race but not resign presidency? I mean he has just the right amount of dementia?

And I don't think you can just drop out cause a couple of poles show you losing and your mega doors are withholding cash.

Sucks to be a rank and file dem voter. They are getting shit on like a hippopotamus marking its territory.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2024 07:00 PM (N6rB4)

LBJ didn't in 1968 when he didn't seem popular. They have nothing to do with each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

480 I seriously think they have to go celebrity for their candidate.

Celebrity's career is not over if it fails.

They were a good sport to step in and try to save the mess when Biden dropped out.

Celebrity comes with national name recognition, they have no time to develop that for anyone else.

Celebrity comes with no political baggage.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (z/ifB)

481 What are the odds the indict Mike Lindell because Brandon gets offed by one of his My Pillow products?

It will be a Covid pillow.

Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (zf05Q)

482 In her defense...what else would she do? No other real office for her, she can't be a cabinet secretary for at least 4 years...may as well take your shot at the brass ring, and if you fail, hope you can work the MSNBC talking head circuit.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 07:01 PM (ycI94)
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Ambassador to some non-critical friendly country in the next Dem administration. Somewhere like France.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

483 I saw John Mellencamp back in the day. He put on a great show. Still irks me he's a flaming leftwing jackass.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

484 People forget but Biden was losing before the debate. He is underwater on every important issue voters care about. And Harris is tied to that platform more tightly than anyone other than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 06:58 PM (LkLld)

It would be a terrible tragedy for the country if the Dems leave a bitter, demented man in charge of the most powerful strategic force in the world while his handpicked replacement bears the burden of representing the last gasp of a decrepit, deranged regime.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (rj6Yv)

485 If he is going to bail out then I want him to stroke out asap

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9)

486 LBJ dropped out in March.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (dg+HA)

487 "If Joe Biden is unfit to run for reelection, he is unfit to continue as President."

Aye, there's the rub. He can't drop out, because then he runs into pressure to resign the Presidency, and then he can't pardon his crime family, on whom the Republicans have the bank records.

Make Kammy promise to pardon them? She'll promise anything to get to sit in the Big Chair, but she'd be crazy to deliver.

And of course, the Republicans haven't charged anyone with influence peddling... yet, so there's no crime to pardon... yet.

Is some Biden gonna sing like a canary? Them new teeth could prolly do a real purty tune, right Hunter?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (gfztU)

488 Jill must be steamin mad !


Pelosi, you bitch Ill get you, and your little dog too !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

489 Just whom do they intend to put up? If it's not Kamala there'll be a really pissed off part of their party.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (1bNHn)

490 475 Didn't Confucius say something about what not to do when your enemy is shooting themselves in their Flaming Clown Boners?

Or, was that Sun Tzu?
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (X1WfU)


Ahem.

Posted by: Claudine Gay at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

491 Smoking hawt? Somebody aglin for hotel sex tonight..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (o3Uyl)

492 475 Didn't Confucius say something about what not to do when your enemy is shooting themselves in their Flaming Clown Boners?

Or, was that Sun Tzu?

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (X1WfU)


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Napoleon at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (5fDan)

493 Mellencamp is going to have another heart attack.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Which triggers my favorite Mellencamp pic:
https://shorturl.at/dYUYA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

494 LBJ never ran in 68

Posted by: Don Black- manager, Savage Henry's Check-cashing & Pawn at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (/7KEl)

495 Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC Jul 17
I'm curious why #maga Republicans are ignoring the fact that the shooter was Republican?

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 18h
Because everything about the story is suspicious and how one registers can be misleading.

I’m a registered Democrat.
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Note: he registered Dem because he said he knew one day the Dems [and Deep State] would begin hunting Republicans.
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CheapFake BigBoy Dennis🏴‍☠️🦜 @Buzzsaws1990 6m
Way to go Secret Service.

The only place with more Red Flags than Butler is a Moscow May Day parade.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (wse2C)

496 Jill must be steamin mad !


Pelosi, you bitch Ill get you, and your little dog too !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

Let's have a group steam and relax.

Posted by: Gwyenneth at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (Aqu9a)

497 I saw John Mellencamp back in the day. He put on a great show. Still irks me he's a flaming leftwing jackass.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

You you always have at least an 80% chance your entertainment personality will be just that.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (B1dzx)

498 >> I saw John Mellencamp back in the day. He put on a great show. Still irks me he's a flaming leftwing jackass.


I saw him do a Cameo set with Living Colour in 1989 or so...he walked up on stage and they did an entire side of Pink Houses.

It was sick.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (X1WfU)

499 Didn't Confucius say something about what not to do when your enemy is shooting themselves in their Flaming Clown Boners?

Or, was that Sun Tzu?
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (X1WfU)

...

It's to not to step in front of their vespa when they're about to jump the shark.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (z/ifB)

500 Bob Newhart, sitcom star and deadpan comedy legend, dies at 94

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (GITLP)

501 Hey, I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Mary Ann Williamson at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (dg+HA)

502 LBJ dropped out in March.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 18, 2024 07:04 PM (dg+HA)

I'm just sayin' he dropped out of a re-election campaign and did not resign as president at the same time. They aren't tied together legally.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

503 I think Trump will be fine against anyone they put up against him. Unless they find a Democrat who will seal the borders, put Americans first and commit to a non diversity hire meritocratic military and government....

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (HJ9BW)

504 Bob Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

505 Do you remember who was behind that? An organization called Perkins Coie, who was led by a guy by the name of Marc Elias.
‌[the rest of the thread...]
https://tinyurl.com/bdz8k9nh
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 06:52 PM (wse2C)


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He’s the first one to get a no knock midnight raid from a DeSantis run FBI.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (2fIO4)

506 It is a done deal. It's all over but the crying. I’ve about had it with all the secrecy and innuendo. We deserve a full explanation of what’s going on and why.

I said this very thing.

Posted by: zombie Felix Steiner at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (EUcbP)

507 Also gotta think they all are thinking Mooch.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (z/ifB)

508 “Yet who would have the thought the old man to have so much blood in him?”

Posted by: Lady MacBiden at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (14URa)

509 Yeah but LBJ was mentally sound and capable of carrying out his duties.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (HJ9BW)

510 Why would a Republican donate to Act Blue?

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (B1dzx)

511 "Barack is homo. How date he say I fuck up everything." - Joe Biden

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (2maI5)

512 Bob Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

Ole Joe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

513 Yeah but LBJ was mentally sound and capable of carrying out his duties.
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (HJ9BW)

And it was his choice.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (B1dzx)

514 With all the Harris bashing, remember, one poster here actually worked with her in person. Let's get his take on things.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (KAi1n)

515 I saw The Flaming Clown Boners open for Arthur Browns Crazy World Tour in 67"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (o3Uyl)

516 Bob Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

Harry Reasoner? Forrest Tucker?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 07:08 PM (5C6fV)

517 496 Jill must be steamin mad !
Let's have a group steam and relax.
Posted by: Gwyenneth at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (Aqu9a)

I thought you were into clam bakes these days.

Posted by: Auspex at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (j4U/Z)

518 I saw him do a Cameo set with Living Colour in 1989 or so...he walked up on stage and they did an entire side of Pink Houses.

It was sick.
Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:06 PM (X1WfU)
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That sounds like it was a lot of fun.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (tT6L1)

519 Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
Are there any columnists at Washington Post who aren’t unregistered foreign agents? Given all the skeevy lobbying for foreign wars here and there and everywhere that happens on its editorial pages, it almost seems like being a foreign spy is a pre-requisite to work there.

Mollie @MZHemingway 10m
I think technically some of them only work for the CIA.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (wse2C)

520 "Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes."
-Confucious


I think those horses have left the Bidet Barn long ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (zf05Q)

521 Also gotta think they all are thinking Mooch.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (z/ifB)

Too late.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (rj6Yv)

522
"I will whip Trump's behind at the battle bots!"

"... anyway"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (xG4kz)

523 I saw The Flaming Clown Boners open for Arthur Browns Crazy World Tour in 67"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!

But did you see the The Flaming Clown Boners open for The Flaming Groovies?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (KAi1n)

524 Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

I've been fearful for Thomas Sowell for quite a while now. It's gonna rip me up.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (14URa)

525 504 Bob Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is this about me?

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (dg+HA)

526 The Democrats have started the circular firing squad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (NtVYv)

527 LBJ wasn’t the primary nominee either.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:10 PM (B1dzx)

528 Yet who would have the thought the old man to have so much blood in him?”
Posted by: Lady MacBiden at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (14URa)

...

I come to bury Biden, not to praise him

Posted by: Obama, probably at July 18, 2024 07:10 PM (z/ifB)

529 WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at July 18, 2024 07:10 PM (EUcbP)

530 What if... what they're playing at is an effort to throw him off, but he will come out looking strong and virile and wise afterward and they get their "Underdog rallies from behind" story? And they're wish casting REALLY hard about what will happen?

Posted by: GWB at July 18, 2024 07:10 PM (Q7fB6)

531 LBJ aka El BJ never traveled without a case of Cutty Sark.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (o3Uyl)

532 Was just watching some of the early speakers from last night, wanted to see what Newt had to say(he gave me my start in politics)...he was off a pace or two. Wanted too se Navarro...
BUT....I watched former head of Immigration/ICE Holman....DAMNNNNN....that dude was PURE FIRE!!!
Ya'll need to check him out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKD4b4n4iCY

Posted by: birdog at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (lWs+l)

533 Bob Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

Andy Rooney?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (z/ifB)

534 No matter what, a Democrat WILL be the president in 2025. Or else America is lost forever.

Posted by: Sid at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (9Pi98)

535
Richard Simmons
Lou Dobbs
Bob Newhart

The Trifecta is complete

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (+oR7L)

536 This Dem primary is more fixed that Rollerball was.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (eoQWY)

537 >>But did you see the The Flaming Clown Boners open for The Flaming Groovies?


Shake Some Action, ftw

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (X1WfU)

538 Andy Rooney?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (z/ifB)

Uh . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (14URa)

539
biden didn't give ANY Democrats a chance to run in the D primaries. He fucked them over, bad. Especially harris, if things unfold badly for her at the open convention.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (NrlFJ)

540 510 Why would a Republican donate to Act Blue?
Posted by: You know the answer

Several Lefty YouTubers have said it's a scammy, spammy fundraising outift, so maybe he donated without fully realizing what it was. No, seriously.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (ycI94)

541 Richard Simmons
Lou Dobbs
Bob Newhart

The Trifecta is complete

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (+oR7L)

You're forgetting Shannon Doherty (truly sad) and Dr. Ruth?

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (14URa)

542 Well I am death, none can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell
Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day
The children prayed, the preacher preached
Time and mercy is out of your reach
I'll fix your feet til you cant walk
I'll lock your jaw til you cant talk
I'll close your eyes so you can't see
This very hour, come and go with me
I'm death I come to take the soul
Leave the body and leave it cold

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (NtVYv)

543 Winston Marshall wasn't a Leftist diehard and they tossed him out of the band

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (fwDg9)

544 Andy Rooney?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (z/ifB)

Uh . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (14URa)

Too soon?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (z/ifB)

545 Newhart, Dobbs......Dan Rather?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (Zf6jY)

546
In fact, some House rep fag Democrat from Minnesota tried to run in '24, and the Fake News such as joy reid told him to fuck off, and how dare he.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (NrlFJ)

547 Hendricks is doing well

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

548 Hi Sid- what's happenin'?

Posted by: Don Black- manager, Savage Henry's Check-cashing & Pawn at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (/7KEl)

549 492 475 Didn't Confucius say something about what not to do when your enemy is shooting themselves in their Flaming Clown Boners?

Or, was that Sun Tzu?

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:03 PM (X1WfU)


What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Napoleon at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (5fDan)
_______
No, Boney, in your case it'd be "pate".

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (1bNHn)

550 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"

Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)

551 biden didn't give ANY Democrats a chance to run in the D primaries. He fucked them over, bad. Especially harris, if things unfold badly for her at the open convention.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (NrlFJ)

Well given how awful the other 231 were in 2020 while he sat at home like Shelob (oops LOTR reference) that may be the last smart thing he did.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

552 Just whom do they intend to put up? If it's not Kamala there'll be a really pissed off part of their party.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (1bNHn)
______________

It's beautiful, isn't it? Identity politics under a broad tent with groups who cannot stand each other. All of the internal contradictions are coming out now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

553 Jill must be steamin mad !


Pelosi, you bitch Ill get you, and your little dog too !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (NtVYv)


The final act in Delaware will be like a scene in the movie "Downfall."

Joe will be in the basement bunker and Jill will be upstairs, parting like it's 1969, then the F-15s (with temporary DNC markings) begin bombing the house.

Posted by: Napoleon at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (5fDan)

554
If LBJ had run and won in '68, he almost certainly would have died in office. He died in January 22, 1973, 2 days after his term would have ended.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (+oR7L)

555 There are no plans being made to replace President Biden on the ballot," Principal Deputy Campaign Manager Quentin Fulks said Thursday.

Fulks me? Fulks you!

Posted by: Boswell at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (K+UlC)

556 John Cougar
John Mellencamp Cougar
John Mellencamp

Make up your mind !!!

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (B1dzx)

557 Blake,
Good thing you saw Mellencamp back in the day. Now he only plays his new shit that no one has heard of, and he refuses to play anything that anyone yells out.
His transformation to total douche is complete.

Posted by: The Battle Box at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (DEw/K)

558 How the F is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: Keith Richards at July 18, 2024 07:14 PM (bILdU)

559 Haha I can imagine the crisis meeting brain storming with the potential candidates listed on a white board.
Then reality sets in.
OMG What were we thinking?!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:15 PM (o3Uyl)

560 @558 triathlons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 07:15 PM (Zf6jY)

561 Rumor that Kamala is trying to get Josh Shapiro to run as her Veep candidate. I don't see why he would volunteer for a kamikaze mission.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 07:15 PM (wyMQY)

562 Code Brown! Code Brown! Get the Depends Buffy.

Posted by: Biden Secret Service Detail at July 18, 2024 07:15 PM (8JB5s)

563 Pelosi says Joe is getting close.......
Problem with this is Joe starts every day with a clean slate IYKWIM

Posted by: From about That Time at July 18, 2024 07:15 PM (4780s)

564 Saw Mellencamp at Saratoga. Great show. He's still an asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (Zf6jY)

565 532 Was just watching some of the early speakers from last night, wanted to see what Newt had to say(he gave me my start in politics)...he was off a pace or two. Wanted too se Navarro...
BUT....I watched former head of Immigration/ICE Holman....DAMNNNNN....that dude was PURE FIRE!!!
Ya'll need to check him out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKD4b4n4iCY
Posted by: birdog at July 18, 2024 07:11 PM (lWs+l)

———

Navarro has him beat.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (2fIO4)

566 I started to feel a little bad for Biden...I got better.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

567 Don't talk to me about Code Brown...

Posted by: Johnny Depp at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

568 O Death

https://youtu.be/ehFINQKctq0

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

569 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"

Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)

Suck it up, Joe.

Posted by: Kamala at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (14URa)

570 550 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"
Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)
***
Good reference. Well done.

Posted by: TRex at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

571
Good news, Democrats!

You can still vote fringe lunatic Marianne Williamson, or, phony communist cunt Jill Stein.

And there's always RFK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NrlFJ)

572 Because basically no one will buy the cheat if it’s Biden.

Posted by: breaking bogey at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (69oK7)

573 324 The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.

The same dynamic is at play with Trump.
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The burning of the Reichstag led to German Parliament to invoke restrictive legislation on the populous (much the same way COVID did). Chances are the NAZI's are the ones that applied the arson to acquire such control and power. So, yeah, Hitler wasn't given the power, he took it deceitfully. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Orson at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (dIske)

574 DEI says it has to be Kamalolol but she may not want to take the L and wait for 28.
If she says says "fuck you steal it" knowing Biden won't last, well, they're stuck.
I think the problem is that there is no way to steal all the down ballot races or pay off the losers to stay on Team Kamahaha

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (IG7T0)

575 Things are looking up!!

Posted by: Orville Clarence Redenbacher Foundation at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (dg+HA)

576 The Democrats have started the circular firing squad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:09 PM (NtVYv)
_______________

Soon out will come the broken beer bottles and bicycle chains to liven up the conversations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

577 Just whom do they intend to put up? If it's not Kamala there'll be a really pissed off part of their party.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 07:05 PM (1bNHn)


Hey, I'm right here. Tanned, rested, hoarse-voiced, and ready. You guys need a guy named Kennedy right now.

Posted by: RFK Jr at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)

578 550 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"
Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)
***
Good reference. Well done.
Posted by: TRex at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

I guffawed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (NtVYv)

579 You're forgetting Shannon Doherty (truly sad) and Dr. Ruth?
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:12 PM (14URa)

=====

And Shelley Duvall.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 07:17 PM (16NmB)

580 I quit listening to Mellencamp when he started messing with his name.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 07:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

581 Navarro has him beat.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (2fIO4)

Navarro killed it last night. I thought the crowd would never quiet down when he came on stage. The timing of his release is simply more proof of the left's unerring stupidity.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:18 PM (14URa)

582 >>The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.

>The same dynamic is at play with Trump.


OK, Pedos.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:18 PM (X1WfU)

583 Hi Sid- what's happenin'?
Posted by: Don Black- manager, Savage Henry's Check-cashing & Pawn at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (/7KEl)

He's furiously masturbating without lubricant, while crying and eating coconut icing out of a can.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 07:18 PM (sz0J3)

584 514 With all the Harris bashing, remember, one poster here actually worked with her in person. Let's get his take on things.
Posted by: SFGoth



She gave the greatest of blowjobs, yo!!!

Posted by: No, not that poster at July 18, 2024 07:18 PM (Xr4QU)

585 Did anybody watch Stan Against Evil? There's a funny scene where Stan asks Kevin the gravedigger what his last name is. He says, "Cougar Mellencamp. No relation."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 07:19 PM (16NmB)

586 582 >>The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.

>The same dynamic is at play with Trump.


OK, Pedos.
Posted by: garrett



Shouldn't that grift be about empty at this point?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Xr4QU)

587 Is there any organization more pathetic, more limp dicked than The Lincoln Project?

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 07:19 PM (HJ9BW)

588 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"

Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)


Have you seen the movie "Seconds"? Joe is going to be like Rock Hudson in the closing scene, being strapped to the cart.

Posted by: RFK Jr at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (5fDan)

589 Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)

590 Two songs have me convinced libtards have no selfawareness: Blood on The Scarecrow and Born in The USA.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (IG7T0)

591 You can still vote fringe lunatic Marianne Williamson, or, phony communist cunt Jill Stein.

And there's always RFK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (NrlFJ)

Second look at Cornell West?

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (14URa)

592 > Stephanopoulos said the president was "getting word that his fundraising is completely drying up."

> I got the same word about your wife but I'm not blabbing about it all over the internet.

Noice.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (oKx49)

593 It's pretty much over anyway. Everyone knows she's a DEI hire.

-

Stop being a misogynist

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (tHxO3)

594 Haven't held the newspaper or linked the WP in ages. Do the clowns still have "Democracy Dies In Darkness" on the banner line?

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (rj6Yv)

595 The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.


Most child molesters don't just proposition kids straight out. They spend weeks grooming their targets.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (gKWVE)

596 off sock

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (5fDan)

597 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"

Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)


Biden is pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (1i0Hi)

598 Kamala will also be convinced not to run. Look, she wants to be president, but she can't get elected - almost every one of her previous jobs was handed to her. So, Biden resigns the presidency. Kamala agrees to be President for four months, and a NEW candidate is selected at the convention.

Newsome/Witmer. Final answer.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (nLFEI)

599 578.......democrats in 2024.

Posted by: UsnTakim deplorable me. at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (oEvI1)

600 Ok ok with these everyday citizens. No shit life is tough and the dems fucked this country up.. You're a little Kate to the game. STFD AND STFU AND VOTE

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (o3Uyl)

601 Coconut icing? Let me put that on my grocery list.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (dg+HA)

602 The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln Jul 16
Hitler's power wasn't taken, it was given. And once he had control he enacted his horrifying, dictatorial agenda.


Like banning guns, enacting mandatory vegetarian diet edicts, increasing government control over private businesses, banning free speech he didn’t agree with and packing the courts?

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (B1dzx)

603 578 550 Biden: "But I don't want to go on the cart!"
Democratic leaders: "Stop being such a baby."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:13 PM (uxCna)
***
Good reference. Well done.
Posted by: TRex at July 18, 2024 07:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

I guffawed
Posted by: Hatari



LoL!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (Xr4QU)

604 Do you know why Brandon has never leaked?

He has custom Depends with the Presidential seal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (EUcbP)

605 I mean...say what you want about Hitler.

But. He didn't look the other way while his Bosses were fucking little boys, just to advance his career. Did he?

Correct me if I am wrong about that.

Also. He killed Hitler.
And that has to count for something.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (X1WfU)

606 If dirt on Obama starts to leak, Biden is staying in. Otherwise, Our Democracy continues to cut out the voters.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (KSNKu)

607 Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)

Looks like she ate Chrissy Teigen.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2024 07:22 PM (UHXL4)

608 I think Linda Mac was indicted..no? I know Vince was

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:22 PM (o3Uyl)

609 Stephanopoulos said the president was "getting word that his fundraising is completely drying up."

> I got the same word about your wife but I'm not blabbing about it all over the internet.

Noice.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (oKx49)

No matter if Biden steps down or they pick the zombie corpse of FDR, the funding will continue to "dry up".

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

610 So, who gets to say, "Have you no decency?"

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (QSrLX)

611 "Saving democracy, one coup at a time." - Ovaltine decoder ring solution for July 18, 2024.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (RUmyk)

612 Oh and I forgot the most obvious comparison of the Dems to Hitler. A large percentage of his followers hate Jews.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (B1dzx)

613 biden still has grassroots and nutroots support. The Base is still with biden.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 06:25 PM (NrlFJ)

I hate nutgrass. Makes a lawn look awful.

Posted by: GWB at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (i8Mre)

614 George, pick up some K-Y on the way home.

Posted by: Mrs. Step All Over Us at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (dg+HA)

615 >Do the clowns still have "Democracy Dies In Darkness" on the banner line?

---

on their website, yeah
don't know about the dead tree version

Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (/7KEl)

616 Rumor that Kamala is trying to get Josh Shapiro to run as her Veep candidate. I don't see why he would volunteer for a kamikaze mission.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

Just the optics of a viable ticket would be a huge boost.

If the election were 1-2 months from now, I'd still be confident Trump wins. But 4 months?

All of this is a terrible development for our side.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (wMRY8)

617 Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)


ribbit , ribbit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (NtVYv)

618 If dirt on Obama starts to leak, Biden is staying in.

Oh, those magical evenings at Man's Country on Clark Street in Chicago!

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (uxCna)

619
Would it be inappropriate for Steve Inman to a do a play-by-play voiceover for the assassination?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (NrlFJ)

620 You're forgetting Shannon Doherty (truly sad) and Dr. Ruth?
----
And James Sikking.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (wse2C)

621 607 Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking rough.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)

I don't care what people look like, as long as they're on our side. And she is. I just wish she weren't so m-f'in screamy. I thought I had tinnitus last night after she was done.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (14URa)

622 Are we going to see an ad of Biden doing the Bernie, appealing to middle class donors since his mega-bucks funding is drying up?

“I am asking you to donate…”

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (nhBQl)

623
From a Daily Kos staff writer today: "Today the dam seems to have burst, with news reports claiming even former President Barack Obama is telling Biden he can’t win. Biden’s situation is now untenable. He won’t be our nominee."

I went through a number of comments and the general sentiment is the rabid partisanship that Biden would continue on as the nominee no matter what hit the wall today.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

===============

Extra fun: AOC opened her big mouth and yelled that Biden IS the nominee just yesterday and that we (i.e., they) all have to get on board and get to work supporting him on his agenda to support the working class with (blah-blah commie programs).

Interestingly, climate, abortion, and transgender support were not mentioned.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (I87yH)

624 So tired already of the free speech warriors defending scumbags cancelled over Trump assassination comments. Remember the left with their giddy "freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences"? Get fucked.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (HJ9BW)

625 No matter if Biden steps down or they pick the zombie corpse of FDR, the funding will continue to "dry up".
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

Right. They are just standing up someone to staunch the bleeding downticket. There is no expectation whoever will win because, if polling is to be believed, Biden actually is the strongest of the lot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (KSNKu)

626 I don't care what people look like, as long as they're on our side. And she is. I just wish she weren't so m-f'in screamy. I thought I had tinnitus last night after she was done.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (14URa)


My wife was horrified for her. She said, I wish she wouldn't yell like that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

627 All of this is a terrible development for our side.
Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (wMRY

Veep candidates never move the needle much. It's still Kamala running.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (wyMQY)

628 LBJ aka El BJ never traveled without a case of Cutty Sark.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!
-------

As an aside, Jackie Gleason always traveled with a case of J&B Rare. Long ago I decided that if was good enough for him, it was good enought for me.

YMMV

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

629 Stephanopoulos said the president was "getting word that his fundraising is completely drying up."

---

When everybody in the entire world knows who you are and that you are running president, why do you even need fundraising?

RUN-JOE-RUN

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 18, 2024 07:26 PM (b+QiS)

630 "I think you oughta go to Hell. Theres no Catholics there.". Go, Cardinal Dolan!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 07:26 PM (QSrLX)

631 MAGA doesn't really have Jewhaters anymore. There exist some on the Right; you can see them on Unz and /pol/ (if you have any desire to). But they call TGE "Zion Don" and will likely stay home.
The Dems on the other hand have a much bigger problem.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

632
Really?

Does the Disney "News" makes sense to you?

The donors who want harris on top are the same donors who will no longer donate to biden....harris?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:26 PM (NrlFJ)

633 on their website, yeah
don't know about the dead tree version
Posted by: Don Black at July 18, 2024 07:23 PM (/7KEl)

Thanks, Don.

Those poor, stupid fools. Scooped left and right by the foreign press. Forsaking their self-respect for brass and trifles.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:26 PM (rj6Yv)

634 >>My wife was horrified for her. She said, I wish she wouldn't yell like that

Live in PR for a while. That's not yelling. That's communicating in PR.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

635 "How did all this work out for everyone in 2016? Perhaps we should learn a few lessons from 2016; one of them is polls are BS, just ask Sec. Clinton. And two, maybe, just maybe, Joe Biden is more in touch with actual Americans than Obama-Pelosi-Schumer?" the
source added.

***

If by being more "in touch" with actual Americans" he means all the little girls he paws, I can't disagreee.

Posted by: LASue at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (Kcw7x)

636 As an aside, Jackie Gleason always traveled with a case of J&B Rare. Long ago I decided that if was good enough for him, it was good enought for me.

YMMV
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

Youuuuuu, Summmm Bitch ! I'm gonna bbq yo ass !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

637 Extra fun: AOC opened her big mouth and yelled that Biden IS the nominee just yesterday and that we (i.e., they) all have to get on board and get to work supporting him on his agenda to support the working class with (blah-blah commie programs).
------------

Last night rainmandodo was gleeful that the entire show was setting up AOC for Pres. in 2028

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

638 Veep candidates never move the needle much. It's still Kamala running.

And we'd have the fun of seeing every Shapiro rally besieged by the Hamasholes.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (uxCna)

639 There are no tanks anywhere near the Biden mansion! It is Western propaganda!

Posted by: Baghdad Fulks at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (qUkBO)

640 LBJ was 64 and Jackie Gleason 71. Maybe traveling with a case of whiskey not a recipe for a long life.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (B1dzx)

641 605 I mean...say what you want about Hitler.

But. He didn't look the other way while his Bosses were fucking little boys, just to advance his career. Did he?

Correct me if I am wrong about that.

Also. He killed Hitler.
And that has to count for something.


-----

I find this logic, strangely, difficult to argue with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 18, 2024 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

642 The latest season of Cobra Kai dropped and the first part was pretty good though at this point it’s getting repetitive.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (2fIO4)

643 bar band playing what the kids these days really love, "reeling in the years". come on, codgers.
at least the RNC knows what streamers want to hear

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

644

Now Joe gets to experience the fury of Democrat politicians, media, and federal bureaucracy all working against him outside of the law and the Constitution, just like Trump
did. Trump withstood it -- let's see how Joe and bis trailer trash family do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (QwK6F)

645 (lays $20 on table)

Current Joe Biden is smarter than Karmella, more articulate than Karmella, and does more work than Karmella each day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (tHxO3)

646 Just can't see Shapiro on a kamikaze mission, he just git to his dream position for now

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (fwDg9)

647 Cobra Kai only needed the first season.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

648 Long thread..

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

649 Veep candidates never move the needle much. It's still Kamala running.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

True, but PA is always a close state. Even if it helps them 1%, that's probably what it hinges on.

It's less about Shapiro and more about Biden likely being gone.

But then will Shapiro being jewish play well in Michigan? Let's not pretend it wont matter,

The reality is, Biden off the ticket means its less likely Republicans take Congress and Trumps job got a little harder.

I dont think it means we lose, but we really do need a margin "too big to rig" to actually win.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (wMRY8)

650 Harris is vetting at least four possible running mates, including Andy Beshear and possibly Shapiro


Ben Shapiro for VP!

Posted by: LASue at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (Kcw7x)

651 “I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.” - Joe Biden

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (RUmyk)

652
Look, fats,

ain't no way the racist Democrat party can handle two jews on the ticket, and one them a fake black woman.

*jew by marriage

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (NrlFJ)

653 Elon's doing well:

𝕏 usage hit another all-time high yesterday with 417 billion user-seconds globally!

In the US, user-seconds reached 93B, 23% higher than the previous record of 76B.

In a single day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (uxCna)

654 When I go to Newsmax on Pluto TV I get a disclaimer that says "The views expressed on this channel do not represent those of the management Pluto TV or Paramount" but I get no such message if I go to ABC News or CNN.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

655 "Sir, should we tell Fulks?"

"Ehhhhh, let him know in the morning."

Posted by: That Flack Man at July 18, 2024 07:31 PM (qUkBO)

656 Just can't see Shapiro on a kamikaze mission, he just git to his dream position for now
Posted by: Skip
___

me neither, smart play is to wait 4 years.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 07:31 PM (wMRY8)

657 “You know you’re a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.” - Joe Biden

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:31 PM (RUmyk)

658 As an aside, Jackie Gleason always traveled with a case of J&B Rare. Long ago I decided that if was good enough for him, it was good enought for me.

YMMV
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

————


The Jackie Gleason Orchestra is pretty good, probably goes great together.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:31 PM (2fIO4)

659 Jackie Gleason was a thing mostly in the Fifties, yes?

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

660 “You know you’re a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.” - Joe Biden

-

There's no way this is real.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (tHxO3)

661 The difference between the Democrat Party and Lenin's Bolsheviks is that the Bolsheviks had the decency to pick their leaders from beneath a carpet

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)

662 "VPs don't matter."

Sometimes they do.

GWB was dead in the water until Cheney got on board.

McCain was dead in the water until Palin.

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (SYTee)

663 657 “You know you’re a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.” - Joe Biden

... and then you get the wiiiimmen. - Hunter, probably

Posted by: gKWVE at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (gKWVE)

664 But then will Shapiro being jewish play well in Michigan? Let's not pretend it wont matter,


Unfortunately, Shapiro would get a lot of Jewish votes for the ticket that otherwise might vote for Trump, due to the Democratic Party's rampant antisemitism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (uxCna)

665 Newhart and Lou Dobbs

Who's next?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 07:07 PM (zf05Q)

--

Any castaways still standing? Tina Louise?

Posted by: Warden of Parrot Prison at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (1vwBF)

666 You wanted a nood?

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fV+MH)

667 Nood

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

668 Long thread..
Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

We got this, Ace!

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

669 I don't care what people look like, as long as they're on our side. And she is. I just wish she weren't so m-f'in screamy. I thought I had tinnitus last night after she was done.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:24 PM (14URa)


My wife was horrified for her. She said, I wish she wouldn't yell like that
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:25 PM (NtVYv)

You know you are 29 when something being too loud is a big negative.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

670 Debate! Let the debates take place! Are you not entertained? Border? Money? Crime? Abortion? Let 'er rip!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (QSrLX)

671 You know... there's a non-zero chance that the Dems litterally end up with nobody. That the fuck this up so badly that they can't get organized to actually pick a candidate AND navigate the legal hurdles to get a gal or guy on the ballot that didn't even run in the state primary.

Trump could end up running unopposed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (TaHi/)

672 Kamala would keep the streak going of having an even worse candidate than before in each election .

Bill Clinton
Al Gore
John Kerry
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (B1dzx)

673 Jackie Gleason was a thing mostly in the Fifties, yes?
Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

Smokey and the Bandit !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:34 PM (NtVYv)

674 "I have 6 handicaps and I carry my own baggage." - Joe Biden

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 18, 2024 07:34 PM (RUmyk)

675 Trump could end up running unopposed.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 07:33 PM (TaHi/)

That would be funny, but I doubt that would happen.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 18, 2024 07:34 PM (0eaVi)

676 I like Mike Pompeo, but he's one of those people who looked better fat. Like Adele.

Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:35 PM (14URa)

677 @463

>>NEW: Sources tell me DHS Secretary Mayorkas is stonewalling the release of this DHS IG report, which would include any security failures or perhaps involvement by the Secret Service on January 6.

Again, it has been (5) days and there have been (0) press conferences by DHS, USSS, FBI and The Turnip Administration to update the public on an attempted assassination of the 45th President and most likely 47th President.

In fact, their brief to congress allowed only (4) questions, FOURRRRR QUESTIONS!!!!

That is absolutely bat sh*t insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

678 The fun-raising is drying up too. Can't find a $5 crack whore to save my life.

Posted by: Hunter B at July 18, 2024 07:35 PM (qUkBO)

679
The Jackie Gleason Orchestra is pretty good, probably goes great together.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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"The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch" J. Gleason

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2024 07:35 PM (XeU6L)

680 McCain was dead in the water until Palin.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (SYTee)

He's still dead

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 07:36 PM (NtVYv)

681 Pompeo!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 18, 2024 07:36 PM (4XwPj)

682 676 I like Mike Pompeo, but he's one of those people who looked better fat. Like Adele.
Posted by: Peaches at July 18, 2024 07:35 PM (14URa)

Might be true about Pompeo but Adele looks much better.

Posted by: You know the answer at July 18, 2024 07:36 PM (B1dzx)

683 Whoever Dems choose for VP will become need to agree to become complicit to all the crimes inflicted on the American people and political opponents. There is no immunity for out and out criminal acts.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 07:36 PM (o3Uyl)

684 We need to pick someone universally loved. How about Bob Newhart?

Posted by: Democratic Strategist at July 18, 2024 07:36 PM (DEw/K)

685 Entire fucking Caribbean is loud.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 18, 2024 07:37 PM (IG7T0)

686 680 McCain was dead in the water until Palin.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2024 07:32 PM (SYTee)

He's still dead
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway



And his funeral continues...

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Xr4QU)

687 604 Do you know why Brandon has never leaked?

He has custom Depends with the Presidential seal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2024 07:21 PM (EUcbP)
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Well done.

You don't want to blow THAT seal Mr Penguin.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #24 at July 18, 2024 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

688 Long thread..
Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

We got this, Ace!


LOL

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 07:40 PM (rj6Yv)

689 The good Rev, holy cow….


I repent, I repent!!!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 07:46 PM (2fIO4)

690 As a compromise, the Democrats are promising to install another candidate who is incapable of doing the job.

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 07:46 PM (GITLP)

691 I am still putting my chips on the 12th of never. I do not think Dems can choose someone else this late in the game.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 08:08 PM (JOR6L)

692 Joe Solo, Princess Jill and Mark Hamill are trapped in the garbage!!
Help!! 3PO, 3PO, where are you!!

Posted by: Hal Dall at July 18, 2024 08:10 PM (uBxyf)

693 So it will be a mini-primary ?
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More like a "Fun Size!" primary I betcha, really

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 08:29 PM (ofC7S)

694 Good evening y'all happy Cafe Thursday. Thank you Ace!

I just saw flipping thru the channels that Univision has a downscreen promo calling tonight "La Noche de Trump."

While yo no habla espanol mucho bueno, yo comprende un poquito. Y yo save los tarjetas rojo y amarillo LOL...

I wonder how Univision will lean on their coverage now.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 18, 2024 08:49 PM (2xCPU)

695 Show me one Demorat who condemned BRANDON's policies, who did not back him.

Accessories to the crimes, all of them. They are all toast. Landslide baby.

Posted by: Jane at July 18, 2024 09:11 PM (bXvrr)

696 OK, so what about getting on the ballot in Ohio, and maybe a couple other states with rules on when the nomination has to happen?

Posted by: DavidD at July 18, 2024 09:39 PM (unrw6)

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