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Democrats Claim They Can Bully Middle Class Joe Into Withdrawing By the Weekend

This is Democrats who want Biden out saying this, not Biden himself or his inner circle.

Before that: Happy Thursday! My eyes feel a bit better, if you're wondering.

Axios' Democrat "sources" -- and boy wow, does Axios have a lot of Democrat sources! -- claim they're confident that he will withdraw, possibly by this very weekend.

Several top Democrats privately tell us the rising pressure of party congressional leaders and close friends will persuade President Biden to decide to drop out of the presidential race, as soon as this weekend.

Why it matters: The 81-year-old president, now self-isolating with COVID, remains publicly dug in. But privately he's resigned to mounting pressure, bad polls, and untenable scrutiny making it impossible to continue his campaign, the Democrats tell us.

Behind the scenes: The private message, distilled to its bluntest form: The top leaders of his party, his friends and key donors believe he can't win, can't change public perceptions of his age and acuity, and can't deliver congressional majorities.

The president is being told that if he stays in, former President Trump could win in a landslide and wipe away Biden's legacy and Democrats' hopes in November.

State of play: The pressure to step aside as a candidate has been rising to intolerable levels, especially over the past few days.

Democrats fully expect polls after the Republican National Convention to show a possible blowout that could bring down Democrats in Congress, too.
"His choice is to be one of history's heroes, or to be sure of the fact that there'll never be a Biden presidential library," one of the president's close friends told us. "I pray that he does the right thing. He's headed that way."
Yesterday's AP poll, showing nearly two-thirds of Democrats want Biden to withdraw from the presidential race, ricocheted through the White House and Congress.

A panic pressure campaign is pounding Biden. It has been relentless -- and coordinated.

As you probably know, the scheming Iago Charles Schumer visited Biden at his home to tell Biden bluntly that he's going to lose, and make all downticket Democrats lose, and destroy democracy, and be remembered by history as a villain.

On the other hand, if he withdraws, he'll be praised as a hero. I'm sure there were some monetary opportunities for Huntie mentioned, too.

But Biden was apparently unmoved by these appeals.

On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

Yashar Ali
@yashar

BREAKING

Former president Barack Obama has told allies in recent days that President Biden's path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy.

What do you think?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM




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1 Will nood.

Posted by: oldraceral at July 18, 2024 12:17 PM (e/PcK)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 18, 2024 12:17 PM (41HF3)

3 Not worthy.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

4 President Dr. Jill will not allow it.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 18, 2024 12:17 PM (K861k)

5 Top five?

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 18, 2024 12:17 PM (N66D6)

6 ACE! How are the ojos today?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

7 "If he's too inept to run, but he's still president, what do you say he does in the presidency, Kamala?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

8 Still seems like a big mountain for them to climb.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (eYoxG)

9 so it goes....

Posted by: Kurt VonneGAT at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (dGRTS)

10 Eh he and his idiot gaggle of clowns expects to "win" another basement campaign.

They cannot read the room.

Posted by: sven at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (X0I7i)

11 Riddle me this. WHO is their dynamic duo that will beat Trump? Kamala plus another clown? Biden polls higher than all of them.

It’s the policies, you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (7lDkT)

12 “scheming Iago Charles Schumer”…. thank you, Ace.

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (PCK5/)

13 I think Biden just might die in his sleep.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

14 As you probably know, the scheming Iago Charles Schumer visited Biden at his home to tell Biden bluntly that he's going to lose, and make all downticket Democrats lose, and destroy democracy, and be remembered by history as a villain.

On the other hand, if he withdraws, he'll be praised as a hero. I'm sure there were some monetary opportunities for Huntie mentioned, too.

But Biden was apparently unmoved by these appeals.

======

The meeting happened on Saturday, too.

And Biden's still not dropped out because he will not hear appeals towards anyone else's interests. His legacy doesn't matter.

Only his power. Only what he thinks he's earned.

Remember, he won the 2020 primary despite lots of stuff against him. And now he's won the 2024 primary easily. That's his. Biden doesn't give up what's his.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

15 *munches popcorn*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Aqu9a)

16 Axios must be pretty confident, because this is one of those stories that, if you're wrong, people will remember and mock you for.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

17 Forget it, guys. It's all over.

George Conway
@gtconway3d
I’m pleased to announce the launch of the Anti-Psychopath Political Action Committee.
Because it’s time to start talking about what should be the number one issue in the 2024 presidential election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (L/fGl)

18 But Biden was apparently unmoved by these appeals.

On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM


I think the Covid is bullshit, they just want to keep him out of the public eye for a bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (DRSnL)

19 Kamala / Cooper
The Herman Munster of NC!
UGH!

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (Rvxb7)

20 Hi Ace
Still waiting for a Vance post. (-:

Biden hasn;t given a coherent speech all week whilel the RNC convention has been a festival of optimistic righteousness.
I think he will be gone by the weekend. It will be Kamala.
I bet she will be thrilled to not have to debate J.D. Vance.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

21 Biden is in til death does he part...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (exHjb)

22 “scheming Iago Charles Schumer”…. thank you, Ace.

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

23 I'm glad your eyes are better, Ace.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (WPL6O)

24 Shumer went and visited and sneezed in his salad

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (HJ9BW)

25 Was it Ace that referred to Axios as Politico for Kid?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (xOLp1)

26 Despite Axios's certified, I am still putting my marker on this happening on the 12th of Never.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (YTCvj)

27 6 ACE! How are the ojos today?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

lol …

Keeping up the Moron tradition of not reading ace’s posts

This is the way

Posted by: browndog shakes his head at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (TTAGa)

28 I think he should stay in until the gets that visit from the Big Guy.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Meinhof at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (woPEM)

29 What did DOCTOR Jill say?

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (QSQwa)

30 The donors will surely be falling all over themselves to throw money at Kamala.

Posted by: frode at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (n9S5h)

31 >>What do you think?

All I know is they tried to assassinate my guy, now they are pushing out a "democratically" installed head of state to be replaced by a player to be named later.

Everything feels a little hinky right now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

32 On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

=======

It feels like the move to protect Biden until 8/7 when the Zoom call will nominate him.

Jamie Harrison (head of the DNC) has been fighting with Nate Silver about this over the past couple of days. Harrison insists that the 8/7 deadline is still necessary, but Silver keeps noting (correctly) that it's not, that Ohio passed the exemption, and that they have until the actual convention on the 21st.

The DNC is still heading straight towards a Biden nomination, and Biden has taken his gaffes out of the news cycle until then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

33 Isn't it Jill they have to bully?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (etuaZ)

34 Basement campaigning worked for him before, he's sure it will work again.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Wdt/E)

35 Him saying the day previously that he would withdraw if something medical happened, then immediately being diagnosed with Covid, seems like prepping the space for a withdrawal.

Posted by: CAToken at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (2+yws)

36 Have they gamed out the alternative? Kamala fixes any of their problems?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (SENO5)

37 I don't know. But it seems that Biden's position is definitely headed in the direction of quitting. Compare his defiant speech the day after the debate to his most recent statements, and they are very different in tone and content. If I had to bet, I'd bet he withdraws.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (bNf8H)

38 I'm *beginning* to think he is going. They have to pivot to a fake "positive" campaign instead of only Trump is Hitler (swid?), and Kamalamania is the only way.

Either way, they don't want Trump to know who his opponent definitely is until after the convention is over.

That said I'm still painfully worried they can push either one over the line with fraud.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Yz09k)

39 Trump is The One AKA Neo...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (o3Uyl)

40 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (7lDkT)

41 Saddle Up, Kamala...

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (X1WfU)

42 I’m stubborn in my belief that he’s staying. The covid is just an excuse… a delaying tactic. They’re not gonna force him out. He couldn’t care less about anyone but himself. Oh, and how in the world can he withdraw his candidacy and stay as prez….. no, he’s staying. This is Axios wish-casting.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (IPVPZ)

43 You don't understand the power of the dark side.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Aqu9a)

44 If this had been 2022, I would have absolutely said that neither Biden or Trump will be on the top of the tickets this November. As it is now, I suspect that it will be Harris vs Trump. And BTW, it almost doesn't matter whom the Democrats offer up. Trump will win, maybe beyond the Left's ability to steal it away.

Posted by: itzWicks at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (jpjFa)

45 31 >>What do you think?

All I know is they tried to assassinate my guy, now they are pushing out a "democratically" installed head of state to be replaced by a player to be named later.

Everything feels a little hinky right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)


Sort of Guatemala- like, eh?

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (PCK5/)

46 The Left shoved its agenda down America's throat, and we're spitting it back out at them.

Posted by: pookysgirl has tried to give pills to cats before at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (dtlDP)

47 That should read certitude... why are the hamsters suddenly correcting my spelling to completely other words?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (YTCvj)

48 Willowed @Ghandi

Not sure what confuses you, but we're all aware Hindus exist. We've called customer service. Doesn't mean I want them running my political party. Ask Ireland why.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Ectld)

49 "On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?"

Biden is trying to run out the clock.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (g1Bdi)

50 Did Chuck run the grill while he was visiting?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (t5rvf)

51 Kamala - Buttigieg. Because he’s the only member of this administration even more useless than she is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (pgG81)

52 On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?


Crap!
Thinking? On a Thursday? It's Weekend Eve...Eve.
OK...well...he won the election from the basement, why change now? But if he does quit/get booted, it will be announced on a weekend just to beat the news cycle.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (W/lyH)

53 Wait...why isn't the Democrat Party happy enough with Kamala as VP to win over voters?

Aren't VP picks huge boons to tickets and really what drives things in swing states?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

54 Winner’s run for president and Joe is a winner! Keep going Joe! You have my vote!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (qHgX8)

55 16 Axios must be pretty confident, because this is one of those stories that, if you're wrong, people will remember and mock you for.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

I think they're wrong a lot of the time... I think this time they could be right which pisses me off because I want Joe .. The other options couldn't possibly be as bad at this point . At least in their estimation

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (IyPmt)

56 We already heard this. This is exactly what they said before last weekend. Something about a major "48-hour" push to get rid of Tweedledum. It was failure theater. This is more of the same.

I really don't understand their strategy. If they think public statements like "this idiot's got to go" are going to pressure this shithead to drop out, then they know nothing of his character. The more they try to shame and embarrass Biden, the more he will insist he stays in to prove himself.

And this is doubly true of his rancid power-mad whore wife.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

57 Everything feels a little hinky right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

Now???

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Yz09k)

58 I think Biden just might die in his sleep.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Z8Yh2)


*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (xOLp1)

59 Saddle Up, Kamala...

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (X1WfU)

Yippi Kai Yay, motherf***er!

Posted by: Big Willie Brown at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Aqu9a)

60 "wipe away Biden's legacy "


LMAO... his "legacy"


Posted by: Inogame at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (53oGX)

61 If the Dems really want Joe out, the 25th is available...

Or they could bring their own impeachment articles and try to get him convicted in the Senate...if he's found guilty, he's forbidden from running...

Those are the hail mary plays for Ds...Rs would probably go along in enough numbers for impeachment and conviction...if Ds brought unanimity...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (exHjb)

62 The Biden presidential library???

What would it have, The Little Engine That Could?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (4K9S9)

63 Maybe the Iranians are after Biden. So, hiding.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

64 >>> 41 >>> Saddle Up, Kamala...

Insert riding joke here

Posted by: frode at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (n9S5h)

65 How is this compatible with our precious democracy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (2fIO4)

66 @gtconway3d
I’m pleased to announce the launch of the Anti-Psychopath Political Action Committee.
Because it’s time to start talking about what should be the number one issue in the 2024 presidential election.


"Meeeee!"
-- George Conway, probably

Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (/y8xj)

67 I think Biden just might die in his sleep.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

It's the best he can hope for.

Posted by: The Gambler at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Aqu9a)

68 And BTW, it almost doesn't matter whom the Democrats offer up. Trump will win, maybe beyond the Left's ability to steal it away.

That's how I see it. They want to clear the decks for '28. After a massive loss, Kamala will cease to be a problem, and Obama and his minions will be ancient history.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

69 We should be watching bank transfers to offshore and South American banks...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (o3Uyl)

70 Biden is too vain and stupid to quit. Besides that whore babysitter of his won’t let him.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Aoykm)

71 🕰️ tick tock

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

72 Aren't VP picks huge boons to tickets and really what drives things in swing states?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

=====

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (DRSnL)

73 All I know is they tried to assassinate my guy, now they are pushing out a "democratically" installed head of state to be replaced by a player to be named later.

Everything feels a little hinky right now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

The Party Of Democracy(tm)!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl knows we're way past irony at this point at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (dtlDP)

74 *checks intertubes*

August 19 through 22. Only 32 days... hang on Joe, you can do it...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (VavZF)

75 >>Kamala fixes any of their problems?


The - 'It won't suck itself' problem.

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (X1WfU)

76 @45

>>Sort of Guatemala- like, eh?

THAT'S IT!!!

We're f**king Guatemala now.


Poor Ben is turning over in his grave.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (XV/Pl)

77 Most people know the Democrat Party, along with its media contingent, is a corrupt conglomerate. There s no way Joe is making the decisions. It’s therefore axiomatic to state that voters are against the policies, not the groping figurehead.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (7lDkT)

78 "On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?"

Biden is trying to run out the clock.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (g1Bdi)
______

That was exactly my point in the last thread. This is a ploy to run out the clock. I expect it will work.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

79 "His choice is to be one of history's heroes, or to be sure of the fact that there'll never be a Biden presidential library,"

LMAO... hero,
I guess he did have that teaching job at the university.

Posted by: Inogame at July 18, 2024 12:23 PM (53oGX)

80 The Biden presidential library??? ~ All the trans and gay books in school libraries!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 12:24 PM (4HMlb)

81 40 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (7lDkT)

I'd like confirmation too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:24 PM (IyPmt)

82 The president is being told that if he stays in, former President Trump could win in a landslide and wipe away Biden's legacy and Democrats' hopes in November.
----------
Stop! It can't get any harder!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 12:24 PM (3Fz6p)

83 "On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?"

Biden is trying to run out the clock.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (g1Bdi)

Timeout!

Posted by: Andy Reid at July 18, 2024 12:24 PM (Aqu9a)

84 I think Biden has been pushing himself this last week and needed a big break and downtime.

He ain’t going anywhere as long as Dr Jill is in charge.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (fpVC1)

85 The more they try to shame and embarrass Biden, the more he will insist he stays in to prove himself.
______

Just try to beat me in a push up contest, fat.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (XdZgu)

86 The Russi...errr....Iranians are coming! The Iranians are coming!
To the Basement!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (W/lyH)

87 "What do you think?"

Steiner.....Steiner will come.

Posted by: Just Another Elderly Parkinson's Sufferer Subject To Fits of Rage at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (a9CYf)

88 "On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

What do you think?"

Biden is trying to run out the clock.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (g1Bdi)


That was sorta my thought, that he was using it as an excuse to isolate from everyone telling him to drop out.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (4K9S9)

89 Burning Eyes.
One day I was driving into work, and my eyes started to burn so hard I cloud hardly keep the open and it was unsafe to drive.

I turned back and called Telehealth. They prescribed some prescription eye drops that cost $95/oz, but they worked immediately and never had a problem again.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (wBaIH)

90 Glad your eyes are a little better, Ace. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (5jOjr)

91 56 We already heard this. This is exactly what they said before last weekend. Something about a major "48-hour" push to get rid of Tweedledum. It was failure theater. This is more of the same.

I really don't understand their strategy. If they think public statements like "this idiot's got to go" are going to pressure this shithead to drop out, then they know nothing of his character. The more they try to shame and embarrass Biden, the more he will insist he stays in to prove himself.

And this is doubly true of his rancid power-mad whore wife.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

========

I think Obama and his ilk who are Kamala supporters see it as a great opportunity to take control of the DNC again. Get Biden to drop out. Kamala is the nominee therefore head of the Democrat Party therefore has authority to hire and fire personnel at the DNC, and they can root out the Biden (and probable) Clinton infestation in the main party organ. Also, they probably think Kamala has a better chance because these are the people who thought she had a great chance in 2020.

It's about internal factional fighting over the Democrat Party more than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

92 These are the same people who shoved Hillary in the back of a van like an old rug, then said she was totes ok. Seems like a pattern

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (7lDkT)

93 If Biden Inc gets $100 million and pardons all round are celebrated and defended by Democrats, he goes. It may be this weekend, or next week or whenever the Party poobahs figure out what the hell they do next, but he will go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (ppwwy)

94 Producer Guy has problems with Screenwriter Guy's first draft of the Trump Assassination script:

https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Assn-First-Draft






*no relation to Pitch Meeting YouTube channel . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (PRuGW)

95 George Conway
@gtconway3d
Crap. They voted me out.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Ectld)

96 >>> 16 Axios must be pretty confident, because this is one of those stories that, if you're wrong, people will remember and mock you for.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

The ROOF was TOO STEEP!!!

Posted by: Kim Cheeto at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (VavZF)

97 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: As we all know at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (RN4EI)

98 And these calls for him to drop out come immediately after Mayorkas tells the SS to stop answering questions about Butler.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (KSg6z)

99 I think Musk speaking tonight is a little too much to hope for…. my Genie only gives “3” wishes….

Posted by: tubal at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (PCK5/)

100 [WILLOWED:]

If that comes to pass, it was the Big Money Donors -- at the direction of DogEater -- who ultimately forced him out.

[And Bongino predicted months ago that it would be these Big Money Donors & Obama who would eventually throw F. Joe under the bus ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (qC/Q1)

101 But everyone agrees Biden is the Greatest President Ever! He can't quit.

And remind him, he's a pansy if he does.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (1bNHn)

102 I really don't understand their strategy. If they think public statements like "this idiot's got to go" are going to pressure this shithead to drop out, then they know nothing of his character. The more they try to shame and embarrass Biden, the more he will insist he stays in to prove himself.

And this is doubly true of his rancid power-mad whore wife.


Their strategy is to run Biden down publicly, so that he goes from an almost certain loser to an absolutely certain catastrophic loser, and he withdraws. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

103 lol …

Keeping up the Moron tradition of not reading ace’s posts

This is the way
Posted by: browndog shakes his head at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (TTAGa)

=====

LOL, I just saw the post and jumped right in. Normally I'm actually fairly good about reading the content.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (DRSnL)

104 He ain’t going anywhere as long as Dr Jill is in charge.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 18, 2024 12:25 PM (fpVC1)

Jill isn't in charge either. They have "eight ways from Sunday" after all.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Yz09k)

105 Fight Joe! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

106 How much elder abuse can one old guy take.
If I were Biden I wouldn't drop out. I'd start dropping dimes.
"Oh you think I need to go? Let's just see what my big box of dirt says about that."

Tear the dems down Joe. They are ageists. Release ALL of your compromat.
They damn sure don't give a shit about you now that you can barely walk and talk.

Posted by: Reforger at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (xcIvR)

107 Does anyone have a URL for the RNC Convention website.

Tried google, DDG, switch browser to brave. Only get:

https://gopconvention2024.com/
The requested URL was rejected. Access Forbidden

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (etuaZ)

108 It's entirely impossible to tell by Biden's actions because this is not exactly a WH that struggles with giving the most ridiculous explanations for Biden's equally ridiculous behavior. They've gotten away with it for so long. They're not gonna suddenly become crafty geniuses.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (ei7q6)

109 Gone by beer-thirty tomorrow, and the GOAT Blowjob Queen pardons everybody ever named Biden right before the election.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (9jRyN)

110 And this is doubly true of his rancid power-mad whore wife.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

That's DOCTOR rancid power-mad wife, bub.

Posted by: DOCTOR JILL BIDET at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (K861k)

111 >>> 41 >>> Saddle Up, Kamala...

Insert riding joke here
Posted by: frode at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (n9S5h)

She got the saddle
And I got the hoss

We gonna ride, ride, ride.

Posted by: Zombie Conway Twitty at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Aqu9a)

112

Joe is pissed that his order to have DJT eliminated blew up in his face.

Poor guy.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (gX+dx)

113 Time folded and changed the cover for the Aug 5 issue. You know what picture they were going to use it is now of the emptied out rally site with trash strewn about...

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (HJ9BW)

114 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (7lDkT)

I'd like confirmation too...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:24 PM (IyPmt)

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Me three. I might actually watch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

115
someone said to me he felt the COVID excuse was to keep the Dems and media away from Joey out of view, but it doesn't keep them away from each other and in front of the TV cameras.


The toothpaste is long ago out of the tube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (x0n13)

116 >>LOL, I just saw the post and jumped right in. Normally I'm actually fairly good about reading the content.


As far as Ace knows... I read the Content twice!

Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (X1WfU)

117 I for one will be very disappointed if Joe lets them bully him out of office after all he's done for this country.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (Ectld)

118 Biden saw how Trump benefited from adversity, and now is trying to replicate in a pathetic, desperate old man kind of way.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (wBaIH)

119 >>> 43 You don't understand the power of the dark side.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Aqu9a)

DOCTOR Jill is a lesbian space witch?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (VavZF)

120 As with every Biden decision for 50+ years, whatever is decided will be horrific for America as founded.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (gxokI)

121 If biden is unfit to lead in November, he's unfit to lead RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (hWqzv)

122 Jill Biden is leading the US delegation to the Olympics next week.

With Covid now, they can keep Biden under 24-7 medical for now and until Jill gets back in August...

That's the play. Let Jill push some "yeah, yeah America" in France while Joe drools into his ice cream cup...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (exHjb)

123 >>>16 Axios must be pretty confident, because this is one of those stories that, if you're wrong, people will remember and mock you for.

I don't think the leftwing propaganda media cares about being "wrong" any longer.

Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

124 LOL, I just saw the post and jumped right in. Normally I'm actually fairly good about reading the content.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (DRSnL)

I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Yz09k)

125 40 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2024 12:21 PM (7lDkT)
***
Was a rumor but Musk said earlier today that he's not speaking tonight.

Posted by: TRex at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

126 In fact, garrett never reads the Content.

Posted by: Narrator at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (X1WfU)

127 Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

Just saw a post on X that says he will not be there. But who knows?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Aoykm)

128 112

Joe is pissed that his order to have DJT eliminated blew up in his face.

Poor guy.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (gX+dx)


Pfft.


- - - Trump's ear

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (x0n13)

129 "DOCTOR Jill is a lesbian space witch?"

I didn't know that!

Posted by: Hills at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Ectld)

130 17 Forget it, guys. It's all over.

George Conway
@gtconway3d
I’m pleased to announce the launch of the Anti-Psychopath Political Action Committee.
Because it’s time to start talking about what should be the number one issue in the 2024 presidential election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 18, 2024 12:19 PM (L/fGl)

---

Is the No. 1 issue the fact George Conway takes it in the can?

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (N66D6)

131 123 >>>16 Axios must be pretty confident, because this is one of those stories that, if you're wrong, people will remember and mock you for.

I don't think the leftwing propaganda media cares about being "wrong" any longer.
Posted by: Nobody reads ace except ace and him only barely at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

========

Also, their reporting is about what Democrats think will happen. They're not making predictions themselves.

It reads like a straight report from insiders.

If the insiders are wrong, how does that work against Axios?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

132 I wonder if Argentina and the US share extradition policies .

Zucks bunker max cap is only 50.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (o3Uyl)

133 "Why it matters: ... untenable scrutiny."

--

Is this the first time you've tried the scrutiny? May I recommend the scrutiny avec sac de penis?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (wzAuc)

134 >>If they think public statements like "this idiot's got to go" are going to pressure this shithead to drop out, then they know nothing of his character.

Dementia patients are notoriously stubborn at times.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (rjJqk)

135 @57

>>Now???

I mean, there are levels to this sh*t.

Things are hinkier than usual.

They're not swapping him out because he's a dilapidated Oldsmobile and a dangerous embarrassment on the world stage, they're swapping him out because it would be impossible to fortify enough to plausibly drag this viscous turnip across the finish line and now they are trying to get a Mulligan.

This country is now just some fake and gay mob bust out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (XV/Pl)

136 Biden has exactly zero incentive to leave. His brain never worked well but he’s awake enough to know that if he withdraws in that instant all his power is gone. Not gonna happen…. And there’s no mechanism to force it. It would be absolutely delicious to see Kamala initiate a 25th amendment removal, but even if she did that has no legal bearing on the fact that he owns 95% of pledged delegates to the DNC convention… so he’d still be their nominee unless he released his delegates. At that point he’d be so enraged he’d be ready to burn it all down. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (IPVPZ)

137 "Former president Barack Obama has told allies in recent days that President Biden's path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy."

Did a lawyer write that? Which "allies"? Anyone who isn't anonymous? No, right?

"he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy"

What does that vague bullshit mean? It's not a call to withdraw. It's lawyerly bullshit.

If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms. When has Obama not run to a camera and pontificated on what he thinks? I continue to believe that Obamaland does not want Tweedledum off the ticket, for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

138 Wasn't just Schumer, Pelosi also told him it's only good morning Sunday morning if he quits, and Adam "Eye-Bulge 9000" Schiff is yelling "SURRENDER DOROTHY", I mean, "DOCTOR JILL".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

139 Tonight, on a very special episode of "Intervention"....

friends and family band together to convince Grandpa Joe to give up his car keys, and his nomination for President

rated TV-MA for heavily explicit language

Posted by: brak at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (NGHTx)

140 Stand strong, Jotatoe!

Posted by: butch at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (puj8O)

141 "What do you think?"
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM


I think it's ironic that the party that keeps talking about threats to democracy / saving democracy is possibly (likely?) removing the candidate that its voters chose in the primaries. Seems not to be the way a democracy works. But what do I know -- I'm obtuse.

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (RhGG0)

142 41 Saddle Up, Kamala...

Posted by: garrett

Or, Saddle up Kamala.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (hWqzv)

143
Joe Biden will not resign. He night collapse into a coma, he might die, but he will never agree to leave.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (biznJ)

144 It doesn't matter who runs on The Party ticket. 40%+ will vote for The Party, not the name. They know the policies will be the same.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (6TUIG)

145 Biden had another dumpster fire interview where he forgot Lloyd Austin's name and said he hired " the black man" as SecDef....the interview was with BET

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (HJ9BW)

146 118 Biden saw how Trump benefited from adversity, and now is trying to replicate in a pathetic, desperate old man kind of way.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (wBaIH)


He needs a rooftop Slope. Cheatle might just oblige him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (x0n13)

147 Was swimming earlier this afternoon under the water. Head comes up and I see a plume of smoke from an Iron Dome missile on its way to intercept something. I had to take the ear plugs out to hear the sirens, but they were from nearby areas, not directly from where we are staying.

I carefully walked inside and headed to the house shelter.

Later on Mrs. BD mopped up the pool water mess I brought inside the house with me.

There have been F-16s in the sky for hours now.

And it's time for dinner!

Surreal.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (0hHRY)

148 "With Covid now, they can keep Biden under 24-7 medical for now and until Jill gets back in August..."

Should she be travelling to the Olympics after being exposed to COVID?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (Ectld)

149 The president is being told that if he stays in, former President Trump could win in a landslide and wipe away Biden's legacy and Democrats' hopes in November.
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Stop! It can't get any harder!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious


I'm cutting diamonds with it!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (c9Bew)

150 I don't think the leftwing propaganda media cares about being "wrong" any longer.

They do if it makes them mockable in their very...select readership.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

151
84 I think Biden has been pushing himself this last week and needed a big break and downtime.”

I think this is a big part of the trap Dems put themselves in. They have seen times when Joe is sharp and on his game, after a weeks rest with no pressure. But they needed him to get out there and prove he’s fit. This is a sick old man who of course is going to mentally and physically collapse under a daily grind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (pgG81)

152 Was a rumor but Musk said earlier today that he's not speaking tonight.
Posted by: TRex at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

Darn

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt)

153 I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed.
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Yz09k)

=====

Story of my life.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (DRSnL)

154 137 If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms. When has Obama not run to a camera and pontificated on what he thinks? I continue to believe that Obamaland does not want Tweedledum off the ticket, for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

========

Eh, regarding Obama, he's a behind the scenes and lead from behind guy.

He didn't endorse Biden until well after Super Tuesday in 2020.

He thinks he's some great kingmaker in the party. He's shit at it, but that ego, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

155 On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.

He won from the basement in 2020. Maybe he's like Captain Queeg, going back to a previous triumph.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (dfcuM)

156 When they say Ivanka and Jared have Trump's ear they might really mean it now

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (Yz09k)

157
All this blather is ignoring D'Jill.

She will not go quietly into that good night.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (xG4kz)

158 Biden is a Bitter Clinger but in the end they'll drag him away. But now they'll be saddled with The Mad Cackler. I don't see how this is an improvement.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (PWI4f)

159 Biden saw how Trump benefited from adversity, and now is trying to replicate in a pathetic, desperate old man kind of way.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (wBaIH)


Hey Nancy, can you get Paul's lover whore assailant over to Rehoboth Beach ASAP? Make sure the hammer's rubber, tho.

Posted by: Burisma Joe at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (OguvZ)

160 148 "With Covid now, they can keep Biden under 24-7 medical for now and until Jill gets back in August..."

Should she be travelling to the Olympics after being exposed to COVID?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (Ectld)

Does she care? This is about her rubbing elbows with important people and getting treated like a queen.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (exHjb)

161 I think he drops to overshadow Trump's convention speech. My husband says he won't go. My son, who weirdly keeps being right, for no good reason, says he's out on Saturday.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (U8kCF)

162 With the advent of Agenda of 2025 you can bet the regime rat staffers are already scurrying around.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (o3Uyl)

163 142 41 Saddle Up, Kamala...

Posted by: garrett

Or, Saddle up Kamala.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (hWqzv)

Image of Cleavon Little flashed in my mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (x0n13)

164 >>>My eyes feel a bit better, if you're wondering.

Long ago, I got horrible eyestrain from overworking, and a friend was sitting there listening to me complain (while I kept working) and I said, I've got to get this work done, no matter what. And my friend said, "Yeah. I get that. It's just your eyes."

Very droll. Got me to an eye doctor and eye-doctor advice and prescribed. eyedrops.

Posted by: m at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (64Zez)

165 If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms. When has Obama not run to a camera and pontificated on what he thinks? I continue to believe that Obamaland does not want Tweedledum off the ticket, for whatever reasons.

Obama frequently gets too clever by half. It's why he was constantly asking everyone to let him be clear. The only thing he asks for in plain language is "Where do I find that bag of dicks people keep telling me about? It sounds amazing!"

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

166 C'mon Joe. Don't listen to your doubters, they're just jealous of your intellect and vitality.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (CY+M8)

167 A vicious turnip in a dilapidated Oldsmobile?

Posted by: Would be a good name for a rock band at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (RN4EI)

168 Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
McCarthy on CNN on Gaetz: "He looks very unhinged. A lot of people have concerns about him, and I'm not sure if he was on something. But I do hope that he gets the help that he needs. More importantly, I hope the young women get the justice they deserve when it comes to him."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (TGPs7)

169 Trump's ear >>>>> Jenkins' ear

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

170 Since when do you get to decide in August that your official nominee, based on VOTES, can't win, so swap 'em out? Just more evidence that Democrats play to WIN and rule-followers, such as RNC and regular folk, are chumps.

A couple weeks ago, I drove to Target for a couple things. The parking spots directly in front of the doors was completely empty, both sides, at least 40 spaces. Because designated for disabled (fair) and online order pick-up. I debated finding a spot in the very crowded lot but ultimately parked in a online order pick-up spot, pretty far back from the entry. It was liberating! I am no longer an arbitrary, bulls**t rule-follower.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (s6PBU)

171 Democrats publicly: "Biden is a humble everyman. Scranton Joe!"

Reality: "Quit the race or we will attack your ego by never raising funds for your idiot library."

Posted by: thesgm at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (VhDvQ)

172 "Putin is orchestrating all of this behind the scenes to steal the election for Drumpfff once again!"

/Putin, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (qC/Q1)

173 "With Covid now, they can keep Biden under 24-7 medical for now and until Jill gets back in August..."

Should she be travelling to the Olympics after being exposed to COVID?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (Ectld)

Does she care? This is about her rubbing elbows with important people and getting treated like a queen.
-------
Is this it or is she establishing an alibi?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (Ectld)

174 Or, Saddle up Kamala.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (hWqzv)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

175 Biden had another dumpster fire interview where he forgot Lloyd Austin's name and said he hired " the black man" as SecDef....the interview was with BET
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (HJ9BW)
_______

Well, all these darkies do look the same, ya know? Easy to get them confused. Who can tell the difference between Vance's wife and Kamala? Maybe in a bright room with all the lights on. But at night? No way! And no Asian!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

176 More importantly, I hope the young women get the justice they deserve when it comes to him."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (TGPs7)

Cat fight !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (IyPmt)

177 The only way to make Biden withdraw is to keep dropping him off at "ethnic" events whistle stops.
Sooner or later he will lose his shit

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (6TUIG)

178 >>> 118 Biden saw how Trump benefited from adversity, and now is trying to replicate in a pathetic, desperate old man kind of way.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 18, 2024 12:27 PM (wBaIH)

Well, Joy Reid *did* say surviving the woofloo is EXACTLY like being shot at and missed.

I look forward to the Uganda kids' video of *that*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:32 PM (VavZF)

179 I hope that Trump tonight does not focus on Biden but on the D policies.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (9DX0S)

180 The Left: Joe cant run because he's demented and senile

Also The left: He's perfectly fine to run the country for another 6 months

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (DBZuM)

181 Nothing on Joe's Public Schedule today.
Location listed is Rehoboth Beach, DE.

I wonder what the Handlers next brilliant idea is for putting Joe in front of a camera, showcasing him as stronk, vigorous, and sharp as a tack? I think they're stumped. Bye, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (YQCAS)

182 They need to bribe Jill, not F. Joke. Big money to go away, the status of First Lady Emeritus for her lifetime, and immunity from all lawsuits and prosecutions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

183 Democrats publicly: "Biden is a humble everyman. Scranton Joe!"

Reality: "Quit the race or we will attack your ego by never raising funds for your idiot library."

Posted by: thesgm at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (VhDvQ)

--------------

I'm envisioning a single short-bus with a basement containing his Corvette and filled with Classified Documents.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (qC/Q1)

184 145 Biden had another dumpster fire interview where he forgot Lloyd Austin's name and said he hired " the black man" as SecDef....the interview was with BET


it was frankly amazing: "oh you know, some Black guy..."

well said Joetato. well said.

also he doesn't have COVID come on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (s3qiR)

185 What does that vague bullshit mean? It's not a call to withdraw. It's lawyerly bullshit.

If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms.


Obama is an idiot, but even an idiot knows that if you publicly demand he withdraw, he'll just dig in his heels and refuse. No, it's the broad, deep push from the party and it's many components (but especially donors) who will (have?) persuade him to step down and be forever a hero.

(Narrator: he won't be forever a hero, he'll be forgotten immediately, but they'll say whatever they need to to be rid of him)

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

186 Daddy Joe is coming to join us at the farm! Don't worry, the needle just stings for a little while!

Posted by: Major, Commander, and Champ at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (a9CYf)

187 No matter what, Joe Biden will exit with his aviators on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Aqu9a)

188 Was swimming earlier this afternoon under the water. Head comes up and I see a plume of smoke from an Iron Dome missile on its way to intercept something. I had to take the ear plugs out to hear the sirens, but they were from nearby areas, not directly from where we are staying.

I carefully walked inside and headed to the house shelter.

Later on Mrs. BD mopped up the pool water mess I brought inside the house with me.

There have been F-16s in the sky for hours now.

And it's time for dinner!

Surreal.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Head on a swivel! Stay safe!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (c9Bew)

189 Covid is a game Tiny Team Biden is running. Buying time. You don't shoot your donkey for catching a cold.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (CTUih)

190 Has Biden ever had so many old Democrats going against him? He's so used to the old team being on his side, it might shake his confidence a bit.

But as a rough and tough truck driver that could have been in the big leagues in two sports ... he hopefully has the stamina to stand up to the naysayers.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

191 We'll know Biden is fully resisting the putsch if someone leaks the actual Zoom call. Or the Hur tape.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (dfcuM)

192 Never mind. GOP youtube channel links to twitter which links to gop.com ... but it's interesting what google is doing.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (etuaZ)

193 180 The Left: Joe cant run because he's demented and senile

Also The left: He's perfectly fine to run the country for another 6 months
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (DBZuM)


RUN - - it into the ground. Like the past 3 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (x0n13)

194 Bongino says the shooter didn't use a ladder to get on the roof. He stood on an air conditioner to boost up.
The sniper team was supposed to be on the roof, but it was too hot and sloped, but also they didn't have a ladder, either, to get to the shooter once he was spotted. Don't add up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (evvc2)

195 This feels less like power hunger and more like a stubborn old man with dementia who doesn't want people telling him what to do, particularly that he has to move. It's a nasty version of Up, with a dementia adder... Which would be why he doesn't drop out. If you press, he hardens his stance. If you let up, he goes back to his deluded routine that everything is ok (which is what he wants). Maybe he wakes up one day in a soft mood of clarity and realizes change is for the best, but that depends on him and might not ever happen anyway. And pretty sure Dr. President Jill would smother any such thought with him anyway... She might be the only one who could convince him to drop out, but she never would...

Posted by: bearski at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Bhsk7)

196 Another dandy from Joe, he did belatedly get to the correct point though

"We're make sure there's access to affordable internet, just like in in Roosevelt's time, you know, back in, earlier than that, making sure there was electricity in agriculture in the rural areas."

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (HJ9BW)

197 Maybe for some sympathy Ole Joe could wreck on his bicycle again. Stairs are also available by appointment only.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

198 190 Has Biden ever had so many old Democrats going against him? He's so used to the old team being on his side, it might shake his confidence a bit.

But as a rough and tough truck driver that could have been in the big leagues in two sports ... he hopefully has the stamina to stand up to the naysayers.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

======

Reportedly, Biden's been the butt of jokes from Democrats for decades specifically because he's an idiot in a safe seat.

He feels like he's fought them into gaining the presidency for himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

199 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Rachel Maddow has cracked the case: Lord of the Rings is a favorite series of “far right” and “alt right” figures like JD Vance and the tech entrepreneurs who support him.
Video: x.com/stillgray/status/1813797459354886192
9:46 PM · Jul 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (9aVck)

200 Why is McCarthy even there? Everyone knows he's a Democrat.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

201 If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms.



If Obama truly wants Biden gone, Joe would go paddle boarding.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (c9Bew)

202 lol McCarthy

He sure sounds ass pounded by the the fist of an angry god hurt dont he

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (DBZuM)

203 They're not swapping him out because he's a dilapidated Oldsmobile and a dangerous embarrassment on the world stage, they're swapping him out because it would be impossible to fortify enough to plausibly drag this viscous turnip across the finish line and now they are trying to get a Mulligan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (XV/Pl)


This is the noteworthy bit - every wail from prominent Democrats is only about their electoral chances, not about that brain-dead desiccated shuffling sack of worm shit being incompetent to perform the duties of President

Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (OguvZ)

204 They need to bribe Jill, not F. Joke. Big money to go away, the status of First Lady Emeritus for her lifetime, and immunity from all lawsuits and prosecutions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

--------------

[Future Headline:] Alex Soros Dumps Huma Abedin for Jill Biden. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (qC/Q1)

205 Well, Joy Reid *did* say surviving the woofloo is EXACTLY like being shot at and missed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It's only equivalent if the Secret Service gave Joe COVID on purpose.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (CY+M8)

206 If Obama truly wants Biden gone, then he would come out and publicly state it in no uncertain terms. When has Obama not run to a camera and pontificated on what he thinks? I continue to believe that Obamaland does not want Tweedledum off the ticket, for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

========

Eh, regarding Obama, he's a behind the scenes and lead from behind guy.

He didn't endorse Biden until well after Super Tuesday in 2020.

He thinks he's some great kingmaker in the party. He's shit at it, but that ego, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
______

Assuming that's true (and it might be), does that make it more or less likely he'll push out Joe? I think less likely. You can't be a kingmaker if you deliberately push out the current "king" to substitute another "king" -- who then goes on to get crushed in November.

That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

207 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?
Posted by: Marcus T

He's not on the speaker's list that I read this morning. Who knows...things can change.

Hulk Hogan and Dana White are. For what reason, I don't know.

https://tinyurl.com/3apxxc95

Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (oiNtH)

208 199 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Rachel Maddow has cracked the case: Lord of the Rings is a favorite series of “far right” and “alt right” figures like JD Vance and the tech entrepreneurs who support him.
Video: x.com/stillgray/status/1813797459354886192
9:46 PM · Jul 17, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (9aVck)

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I really, really want Stephen Colbert to take this up. He's a huge LOTR fan, but he's far left.

I need him to take shots at Maddow for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

209 Eh, regarding Obama, he's a behind the scenes and lead from behind guy.
————-

Darn tootin’.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Y8lzz)

210 Biden: But I thought you said you were going to kill him?

Posted by: pawn at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (edzZp)

211 >>If they think public statements like "this idiot's got to go" are going to pressure this shithead to drop out, then they know nothing of his character.

Wait until they replace his current SS detail with Trump's Agent Jelly Donut lady...

He'll understand where the exit sign is located at that point.

Posted by: Boswell at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (K+UlC)

212
He needs a rooftop Slope. Cheatle might just oblige him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"Gonna replace some shingles on the roof of the ol' homestead!" J'Blowme proclaimed as he swung the ladder around and smacked four of his SS "protectors" on their noggins. "No fear of slopes in THIS guy!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

213 182 They need to bribe Jill, not F. Joke. Big money to go away, the status of First Lady Emeritus for her lifetime, and immunity from all lawsuits and prosecutions.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)



And after writing her a march!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (x0n13)

214 Ace -- there's a browser extension called "Dark Reader"

ten second search, ten second install.

Give it a shot.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)

215 Lotta pardons for the whole Biden Crime family getting worked up.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (dfcuM)

216 199 I believe Lord of the Rings is included in the DHS material about right wing extremists too.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (HJ9BW)

217 Eh, regarding Obama, he's a behind the scenes and lead from behind guy.

He didn't endorse Biden until well after Super Tuesday in 2020.

He thinks he's some great kingmaker in the party. He's shit at it, but that ego, man.



Obama is an idiot, but even an idiot knows that if you publicly demand he withdraw, he'll just dig in his heels and refuse. No, it's the broad, deep push from the party and it's many components (but especially donors) who will (have?) persuade him to step down and be forever a hero.

See? Agreement.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

218 Biden's* campaign is both dead and alive.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (qUkBO)

219 The sniper team was supposed to be on the roof, but it was too hot and sloped, but also they didn't have a ladder, either, to get to the shooter once he was spotted. Don't add up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (evvc2)

=====

Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

220 206 Assuming that's true (and it might be), does that make it more or less likely he'll push out Joe? I think less likely. You can't be a kingmaker if you deliberately push out the current "king" to substitute another "king" -- who then goes on to get crushed in November.

That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

========

Obama is not nearly as smart as he thinks he is and has always thought that Kamala was an electoral juggernaut. Not even her hilarious defeat before Iowa in 2020 changed that in his mind.

Seriously, I think Obama is just kind of stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

221 I enjoyed Gaetz going after McCarthy, but was then unnerved by all Matt's plastic surgery

what the heck, guy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (s3qiR)

222 "also they didn't have a ladder"

Uhmmmm? Tends to indicate another lie, does it not.

Let's keep giving it the benefit of doubt.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Z8Yh2)

223 Holy fuck it just dawned on me that there's gonna be a "Biden presidential library".....

Not a real book in sight... restrooms worse than a Calcutta subway... crackheads looking at kiddie porn on busted old laptops all hours of the day...

you know, just like a regular public library.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (BAEGB)

224 I think Musk speaking tonight is a little too much to hope for…. my Genie only gives “3” wishes….
Posted by: tubal


You should have skipped the one about the peanut butter cup wrappers.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (4ete+)

225 Reportedly, Biden's been the butt of jokes from Democrats for decades specifically because he's an idiot in a safe seat.

He feels like he's fought them into gaining the presidency for himself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)


Old and busted: "That's just Joe being Joe."

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (AiZBA)

226 The sniper team was supposed to be on the roof, but it was too hot and sloped,
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (evvc2)

Really? Why weren't they on that roof in 2020 when Trump had his rally there?

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Yz09k)

227 If Biden was leading in the polls and their internal polls looked OK nobody would be sounding the alarm bells on Joey's drool status. They haven't for years. They are dems, they did not suddenly have an attack of good conscience.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (ewjUl)

228 >> When has Obama not run to a camera and pontificated on what he thinks?

This is a good point. If Obama were serious, if he and others really wanted to apply pressure, they could hold a news conference where they publicly say in no uncertain terms “Biden must resign.” Why haven’t they done so? It would certainly anger a great number of people connected to Biden’s fortunes, and the word “betrayal” would be tossed around. In a factionalized place like DC upsetting Apple carts is risky business.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (rjJqk)

229 Look, Fat. I'm one of Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

230 Well, if he passes away, they can try to get a big sympathy push. We are terribly saddened by this loss, now we must band together and push through to the finish line to save our precious power democracy from lunatic hitler.

I mean, I didn't think he'd make it to Nov 2020 so while on the one hand he seems to have one foot on the other side, he also has gone 4 years past his expiration date.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (lg881)

231 Ace? Did you get a diagnosis? It sounds like you might have pink eye. It is really contagious and easy to catch by casually rubbing irritated eyes. Because of my job, I get pink eye at least once a year. I use contact solution that can also be used in the eye as a rinse. It works..

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (4HMlb)

232 I'm hot and sloped baby
check it and seee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (evvc2)

233 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

And not just your band!

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Yz09k)

234 Kuug
@gringosuavex
Normal journalists are funny. The biggest gaming distribution platform in the West, possibly even the entire world, and journalists report it as the cooky little thing “Steam” like how boomers used to report “the internet”
Quote
Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich·2h
🚨NEWS: Fox has learned that Senators were told in the all-member briefing today that Thomas Crooks wrote on a gaming platform called ‘Steam’, “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds”
When investigators reviewed the laptop, they found a few searches in July of: Trump,
Show more
8:50 PM · Jul 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (9aVck)

235 Didn't Hulk Hogan spend all his political capitol?

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (fV+MH)

236 229 Look, Fat. I'm one of Hogan's Heroes.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (63Dwl)



The black one! Not the frog!


- - Joey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (x0n13)

237 I really, really want Stephen Colbert to take this up. He's a huge LOTR fan, but he's far left.

I need him to take shots at Maddow for the lulz.


That would require Colbert to learn how to be funny first.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

238 >>> 216 199 I believe Lord of the Rings is included in the DHS material about right wing extremists too.
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (HJ9BW)

1) Move the USSS back to Treasury (that one *is* a real Department, right?)
2) Move DHS to the top of the "Fck your phony baloney jobs, you're not in the Constitution" List

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (VavZF)

239 Presidential Library for Kids Who Can't Read Well and Stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (KSg6z)

240 Hulk Hogan and Dana White are. For what reason, I don't know.


for my entertainment, of course!

I'm psyched

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

241 210 Biden: But I thought you said you were going to kill him?

Posted by: pawn at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (edzZp)


So the COVID story is just to keep him away from a hot mike.

Because he has a track-record of blurting things out.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (etuaZ)

242 The Biden Library is how they will get him the millions. Takes over from the Penn Center.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (dfcuM)

243 I think I'll hit the slopes.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (RN4EI)

244 Assuming that's true (and it might be), does that make it more or less likely he'll push out Joe? I think less likely. You can't be a kingmaker if you deliberately push out the current "king" to substitute another "king" -- who then goes on to get crushed in November.

That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?


Nonetheless, it's their strategy. We didn't say it's a GOOD strategy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)

245 @222

>>Let's keep giving it the benefit of doubt.

Next thing they will tell us is that he was into parkour and ricocheted between the walls to gain access to the roof.

The more they speak, the more implausible everything becomes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (XV/Pl)

246 That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

========

Obama is not nearly as smart as he thinks he is and has always thought that Kamala was an electoral juggernaut. Not even her hilarious defeat before Iowa in 2020 changed that in his mind.

Seriously, I think Obama is just kind of stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
____

Maybe. But Gay Lightbringer -- or his handlers -- can read polls. Isn't that what all this is about? The polls? If Biden were leading or even very close, we wouldn't be hearing a word about him dropping out. This is purely poll-driven. So where are the polls showing Willie Brown's Whore doing better than Biden?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

247 Biden is done

Repubs seriously need to pivot to how they handle Kumala

and she is even more incompetent than Joe

Posted by: Big Star at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Modkf)

248 Another dandy from Joe, he did belatedly get to the correct point though

"We're make sure there's access to affordable internet, just like in in Roosevelt's time, you know, back in, earlier than that, making sure there was electricity in agriculture in the rural areas."

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (HJ9BW)

-------------

"I've gotten inflation down to $55/year!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (qC/Q1)

249 >>> 226 The sniper team was supposed to be on the roof, but it was too hot and sloped,
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:34 PM (evvc2)

Really? Why weren't they on that roof in 2020 when Trump had his rally there?
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Yz09k)

Wasn't he at the airport, so not quite the exact same location?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (VavZF)

250 237 I really, really want Stephen Colbert to take this up. He's a huge LOTR fan, but he's far left.

I need him to take shots at Maddow for the lulz.

That would require Colbert to learn how to be funny first.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2024 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

======

To be clear, I don't think Colbert would be funny. I think the situation of Colbert attacking Maddow would be funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

251 Biden's* campaign is both dead and alive.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (qUkBO)

Just like Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Posted by: SNL Weekend Update at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Aqu9a)

252 I guess we can just skip the primaries from now on...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (4VgI3)

253 That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

My guess, if they make a change: they wanted to stick it out with Biden, but he’s falling apart too fast mentally and physically to keep up the pretense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (pgG81)

254 "Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?"

A campaign reset. Momala. Racism. Sexism. Abortion. LIVs. NIVs.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (qUkBO)

255
"I'm back home again, in my very own slave state!"

-- J'Blowme, burstin' with pride as he embraces his heritage

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (xG4kz)

256 I hope he holds out for as long as he can but if he does end up stepping down have fun with what comes next dumbasses!

The infighting and backstabbing could make the last month look like nothing. Yeah 2/3 of them want Biden gone supposedly but pretty close to that number also don’t want Kamala.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (Y8lzz)

257 You should have skipped the one about the peanut butter cup wrappers.
Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (4ete+)

=====

Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (DRSnL)

258 Was he making statements in chat rooms on MySpace or AOL?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (evvc2)

259 Hulkamania!

Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (TGPs7)

260 Presidential Library for Kids Who Can't Read Well Good and Stuff.

Oh, so close.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

261 The president is being told that if he stays in, former President Trump could win in a landslide and wipe away Biden's legacy

—-

Biden’s legacy lol

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (B9Prs)

262 So is the fact that Im a populist conservative why I have always loved LOTR? And here I just thought it was because it was a masterfully written fantasy tale.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (CIS44)

263 When Bob Dole lost, he got rich advertising ED medication. Al Gore, global warming hucksterism. Biden is a natural fit for Depends.

Posted by: It a living at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (R//Ox)

264 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)


Cover band or original songs? Or maybe a tribute band??

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

265
Okay, if they get rid of biden and put camelface on top...

then what if camelface polls poorly and says stupid shit, are they going to replace her, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (NrlFJ)

266 Didn't Hulk Hogan get in trouble for dropping N words?

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (HJ9BW)

267 179 I hope that Trump tonight does not focus on Biden but on the D policies.
_______

Willie Brown said I was very good on the D policies.

*marijuana induced cackling*

Posted by: Kamala at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (XdZgu)

268
Biden's* campaign is both dead and alive.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist


Biden / Harris '24 -- Like Schroedinger's Cat, Only Always Dead, Dead, Dead

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (xG4kz)

269 246 Maybe. But Gay Lightbringer -- or his handlers -- can read polls. Isn't that what all this is about? The polls? If Biden were leading or even very close, we wouldn't be hearing a word about him dropping out. This is purely poll-driven. So where are the polls showing Willie Brown's Whore doing better than Biden?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I don't think it's purely poll driven. Also, they could be poll deniers and relying heavily on 538 (which is hilariously out of step with every other polling aggregator).

I think there's a strong effort to get control of the DNC again. The DNC is doing Biden's bidding right now by keeping the accelerated schedule for nomination even though it's not actually legally necessary (Ohio passed the exemption). It's obviously Biden aligned. Obama wants it Obama aligned again. Get Biden to drop out, Kamala is head of the party, even if she loses, she gets to staff the DNC in 2025.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

270 Democrats are always glad to kill anything that might be viable up until the due date, including Joe's candidacy.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (z+ik4)

271 Repubs seriously need to pivot to how they handle Kumala

and she is even more incompetent than Joe
Posted by: Big Star at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Modkf)

Just run ads featuring clips of the things she’s been saying the last 4 years. This is the woman who was supposed to be a “border czar” and she didn’t even show up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (pgG81)

272 I debated finding a spot in the very crowded lot but ultimately parked in a online order pick-up spot, pretty far back from the entry. It was liberating! I am no longer an arbitrary, bulls**t rule-follower.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen

You tear off mattress tags too, don't you you rebel!?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (mMqP+)

273 they wanted to stick it out with Biden, but he’s falling apart too fast mentally and physically to keep up the pretense.

This is correct. The pressure is causing him to fall apart even more rapidly than expected.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

274 I think an Obama talk would be counter-productive to the putsch. Biden still resents getting passed over for Hillary in 2016, and the Obama 'never under-estimate Joe's ability to f things up' remark.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (dfcuM)

275 207 Was the rumor that Musk will speak at the RNC tonight true?
Posted by: Marcus T

He's not on the speaker's list that I read this morning. Who knows...things can change.

Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (oiNtH)
---------

As much as I welcome Elon, the guy totally sucks at public speaking. Partially because he has so many ideas racing through his brain, there's a log jam trying to verbalize them.

Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (G0vdT)

276 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

I saw you guys open up for BlackPink at the Slanted Door in '22.

Truly sorry, I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (lg881)

277 What do you think?”

Throw the old bastard under the bus.

Posted by: Obamas Ass Cheek at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (7lDkT)

278 LOL, I just saw the post and jumped right in. Normally I'm actually fairly good about reading the content.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:26 PM (DRSnL

Couldn’t resist having a go atcha {{{Jordan}}}

Posted by: browndog shakes his head at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (TTAGa)

279 Seriously, I think Obama is just kind of stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

Mostly lazy. Didn't do the PDB until 11-1130 most days, if at all. Too much time spent with Reggie can tire a fella out...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (K861k)

280
camleface is gonna run on "bidenomics" and "Trump is literally hitler?"

How's that gonna work?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (NrlFJ)

281 Okay, if they get rid of biden and put camelface on top...

then what if camelface polls poorly and says stupid shit, are they going to replace her, too?


No, but at least she won't be a problem for '28.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

282 20 Tweets from Bad Blue had Sen Manchin saying let's see how doctors check and a answer by the weekend

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (GDGXb)

283 171 Democrats publicly: "Biden is a humble everyman. Scranton Joe!"

Reality: "Quit the race or we will attack your ego by never raising funds for your idiot library."

Posted by: thesgm at July 18, 2024 12:31 PM (VhDvQ)


FAKE doctor Jill and Hunter won't need money to build a Biden POTUS Library. They'll simply move all of Joe's files to the Wilmington house's garage and charge $100 a head to enter.

Then $50. Then $25. Then $5. Then there will be no charge to enter and they'll open an ice cream cone stand inside. Ice cream cone price will first be $20, then $10, then...

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (YQCAS)

284 I heard Barack Obama is scheduled to speak at the RNC tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (evvc2)

285 Hulk Hogan speaking is so moronic I want to set my hair on fire.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (dfcuM)

286
The president is being told that if he stays in, former President Trump could win in a landslide and wipe away Biden's legacy


"That's NOT true -- I can wipe up my own doodies!"

-- J'Blowme ... anyway

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (xG4kz)

287 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I hope he rips off his shirt.

Didn't Hulk Hogan get in trouble for dropping N words?
Posted by: steevy

I'm thinking the film of him doing the nasty did a bit more harm.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (mMqP+)

288 @253

>>My guess, if they make a change: they wanted to stick it out with Biden, but he’s falling apart too fast mentally and physically to keep up the pretense.

He simply does not have the stamina or faculties to appear in public in any forum under any conditions.

He's essentially a turnip at this point.

Or alternatively....

Joe Biden: yeah, yeah, my secretary of defense... you know... the black guy...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (XV/Pl)

289 What do I think?

I think this is all bullshit.

By some accounts there are states that have no way to remove *biden from the ticket and put someone else on. Others say the Democrats will do whatever they have to do if the intent is to remove him.

The left hates, hates, hates to lose. They will do whatever they have to do to win or steal this election. Whether that's with *biden or someone else is irrelevant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)

290 Democrats are always glad to kill anything that might be viable up until the due date, including Joe's candidacy.



From a certain point of view, it’s not just aborting his candidacy, but euthanizing his presidency. So double win.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (B9Prs)

291 That's the huge problem. Nobody is even close to Trump's polling now. Kamala is doing worse in some polls than Biden is. What's the strategery in forcing out one imbecile only to have an even worse imbecile take over?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

My guess, if they make a change: they wanted to stick it out with Biden, but he’s falling apart too fast mentally and physically to keep up the pretense.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (pgG81)
______

If they do end up replacing him, then I agree that would be the sole justification. But how much better is Kamala? She's stoned out of her mind all the time, can speak only marginally better than Biden, and is a gaffe machine. It's replacing one embarrassing idiot with another (and another which polls even worse than the original).

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

292 Holy fuck it just dawned on me that there's gonna be a "Biden presidential library".....

--

Shaped like a giant garage.

Posted by: Warden of Parrot Prison at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (1vwBF)

293 OK say Kamala is getting the nod. Who is going to work for her? Who is "her" staff? She has been horrible to them by all accounts. Is Biden's inner circle going to be team Kamala all of a sudden?

Trump has already in the OODA loop with Kamala with the Vice Presidential Debate quote!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (4HMlb)

294 179 I hope that Trump tonight does not focus on Biden but on the D policies.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 18, 2024 12:33 PM (9DX0S)


Yes, because whether Joe goes or stays, the D policies remain.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (Sf2cq)

295 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

Album covers ala Ohio Players or Herb Alpert will get you double platinum sales.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (Aqu9a)

296 They think the chinese will pay for the liberry, but the Chinese won't give a shit about him the second he is not president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (evvc2)

297 Hulk Hogan speaking is so moronic I want to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: Candidus

A big tent holds more than folks just like us.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (mMqP+)

298 Batches of new polls today-- Emerson*; Insider Advantage*. See RCP for details. All brutal for Biden & poor for Harris, to the extent that Trump/Harris is also polled. Harris runs worse than Biden in these polls, fwiw.

If Harris is nominated, I expect a bump of unknown size for her, because new & not Biden. She'll have the proverbial opportunity to reintroduce herself to the voters.

*both considered GOP-friendly, esp IA.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (NLIak)

299 "camleface is gonna run on bidenomics and Trump is literally hitler? How's that gonna work?"

She's supposed to be running on the unburdened nonsense, but that pretty much flopped. She has to be painted as Joe 2.0 so she doesn't skate. She is the immigration czar.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (Ectld)

300 Well Hulk Hogan is even more of an orange man than Trump...

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (HJ9BW)

301 Someone tell Hunter his goose could be cooked if the Big Guy bails out. He needs to talk him out of it

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (GDGXb)

302 What do I think?

I think this is all bullshit.


Sure, go with the safe position.
*sneers*

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

303 As much as I would love to see this go on, and on, and on, I'm betting he's out tomorrow. Of course I'm mostly retarded and don't know what I'm talking about so this is wild speculation.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (JwHpX)

304
Going to the racist naacp and biden saying "black jobs" after they just spent a week pretending to be outraged Trump said "black jobs" probably was the last straw.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (NrlFJ)

305 285 Hulk Hogan speaking is so moronic I want to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:43 PM (dfcuM)

All you little Trumpamaniacs, take your vitamins and vote for Trump!
*shudder*

Posted by: The Hulkster at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (lg881)

306 298 Batches of new polls today-- Emerson*; Insider Advantage*. See RCP for details. All brutal for Biden & poor for Harris, to the extent that Trump/Harris is also polled. Harris runs worse than Biden in these polls, fwiw.

If Harris is nominated, I expect a bump of unknown size for her, because new & not Biden. She'll have the proverbial opportunity to reintroduce herself to the voters.

*both considered GOP-friendly, esp IA.
Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (NLIak)

======

I still don't believe polls, by the way.

But these do warm my heart anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

307 Matt Walsh was already flipping out from some other sinners speaking...

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (HJ9BW)

308 I think Joepedo drops dead in the next 48 hours. Complications from covid. Bank it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (/U5Yz)

309 When Bob Dole lost, he got rich advertising ED medication. Al Gore, global warming hucksterism. Biden is a natural fit for Depends.
Posted by: It a living at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (R//Ox)

Well shit … I can go that

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (TTAGa)

310 "Hulk Hogan speaking is so moronic I want to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: Candidus "

It does seem like an own goal.

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

311 It's funny in a way that this whole fiasco demonstrates how far you can stymie the deep state just by saying "No."

"Drop out of the race!"

"No."

"Buh... buh.... we said so! So you hafta! It's not faaaiiiiirrr!" What do they got? They got nothing. Go hang on one end of a rope and piss up the other.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (BAEGB)

312 Hulk Hogan is not a pure perfect Christian! How can he be allowed to speak at the RNC?!?!?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (evvc2)

313 So glad your eyes are better, ace.

Posted by: creeper at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (M6moH)

314 If Biden is forced out I suspect it will kill him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (JLq/1)

315 About the assassination attempt
Rewrite the Script

https://tinyurl.com/mdvk8xaa

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

316 I dont believe he has covid.

Posted by: fd at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (eZXjq)

317 Maybe the Iranians are after Biden. So, hiding.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen
=
So Obama got tired of waiting and called in a marker?
Plausible....

Posted by: I can see that at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (R//Ox)

318
Brick Suit
@Brick_Suit
TRUMPAMANIA BROTHER!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (TGPs7)

319
btw, another "brave moment" in Democrat history:

1988: Dukakis riding in the tank

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (NrlFJ)

320 Any pollster calls me, I think Joe should stay in, because I flew over Scranton once and Joe is MY GUY.

Posted by: Statistically valid Miklos at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (XIkHl)

321 If Harris is nominated, I expect a bump of unknown size for her, because new & not Biden. She'll have the proverbial opportunity to reintroduce herself to the voters.

*both considered GOP-friendly, esp IA.
Posted by: mnw at J

Itd be nothing more than a dead cat biunce like when the football teams wins a game or 2 with the interim coach who is shit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (CIS44)

322 BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM (TGPs7)

Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (IyPmt)

323
Then $50. Then $25. Then $5. Then there will be no charge to enter and they'll open an ice cream cone stand inside. Ice cream cone price will first be $20, then $10, then...

Posted by: Gref


That's kind of poetic, actually, as there used to be someone who parked on the turf at an intersection near the Biden manse to sell Beenie Babies every weekend back when buying and selling BBs were the route to assured financial success.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (xG4kz)

324 "Hulk Hogan is not a pure perfect Christian! How can he be allowed to speak at the RNC?!?!?"

I'm sure if he got up to preach from the Koran you'd be crying good and hard.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (Ectld)

325 Just for grins.
https://tinyurl.com/yeat7jrv

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (xCA6C)

326 Whether Joe goes or not depends on whatever bride or threat is big enough to convince Cuella DeJille,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (2+vYh)

327 Harris will replace Biden, then lose to Trump, because others failed to position her for success!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (bNf8H)

328 Here's the real deal. The commie hippy Berkly protester generation offspring are the whacked out purple hair granny protestors of today. In the meantime the working class regulars offspring are still working class regulars. Hence the division. The old sixties hippys gambled and went down a path trying to reinvent the proverbial wheel of our social construct which has brought us to where we are today.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (o3Uyl)

329 314 If Biden is forced out I suspect it will kill him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (JLq/1)


Lagniappe

Posted by: The DNC at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (YQCAS)

330 Hulkamania!

Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 18, 2024 12:40 PM
---------------
I heard that John Cena was unavailable because he was too busy sucking Xi Jingping's dick

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (9aVck)

331 So glad your eyes are better, ace.
Posted by: creeper


He still needs a professional to take a look at them.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (c9Bew)

332 cant wait for the Hulkster, just wait til Trumpamania and these 24" pythons run wild on you!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (CIS44)

333 I don't think it's purely poll driven. Also, they could be poll deniers and relying heavily on 538 (which is hilariously out of step with every other polling aggregator).

I think there's a strong effort to get control of the DNC again. The DNC is doing Biden's bidding right now by keeping the accelerated schedule for nomination even though it's not actually legally necessary (Ohio passed the exemption). It's obviously Biden aligned. Obama wants it Obama aligned again. Get Biden to drop out, Kamala is head of the party, even if she loses, she gets to staff the DNC in 2025.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Biden losing would accomplish exactly the same thing, and put Kamala in a better position because she wasn't at the top of the ticket. Win or lose, Biden is finished in 2025. And so is Kamala.

I don't think Obama's handlers -- some of who are actually smart -- are dumb enough to line up behind an obvious loser like Kamala. Better that they bide their time, see what happens, and then get behind the emerging frontrunner of the Dem party. It sure as hell ain't Kamala.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

334 My tea leaf reading is that they know Harris is dead weight. The plan was to have the retard run for reelection and then step down, so they could install her. His decline is so bad that that has gone out the window. They now are giving up on the white house and trying to protect congressional seats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 18, 2024 12:48 PM (KSg6z)

335 Hulk Hogan is not a pure perfect Christian! How can he be allowed to speak at the RNC?!?!?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:45 PM (evvc2)

Nothing to do with religion, just looking for the tiniest speck of dignity.

"Tonight, we have a moving tribute to 13 gold star families. Tomorrow, WRESTLEMANIA BIOTCHES!!!!"

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 12:48 PM (dfcuM)

336 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT


Noted political analyst and thought leader Hulk Hogan? That Hulk Hogan? Well, I guess if Jesse Ventura isn't available, you make do.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2024 12:48 PM (/y8xj)

337 Resign candidacy, but Biden's ok enough to stay in control of nuclear codes and Seal Team 6 until inauguration day in 2025? BS.

Posted by: Yossarian at July 18, 2024 12:48 PM (R19l3)

338 Kamala is just waiting to show American what can be once she's unburdened by the has-been

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (RhGG0)

339 >>>I don't think the leftwing propaganda media cares about being "wrong" any longer.

They know their audience has the attention span and memory retention of a meth-addicted goldfish.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (CwhoI)

340 During a July 2021 CNN town hall, U.S. President Joe Biden falsely stated that "You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations,"

heh

Posted by: Miklos fact checked this with Snopes (extra heh) at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (XIkHl)

341
I don't know, kids.
This could be really bad for us.

If they put harris on the top of the ticket, we'll be called "racists" if we criticize her in any way.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (NrlFJ)

342 Ribbed, go eat your pudding alone in your tent with all of the other Christians who pass your purity test.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (evvc2)

343 Holy fuck it just dawned on me that there's gonna be a "Biden presidential library".....

Not a real book in sight... restrooms worse than a Calcutta subway... crackheads looking at kiddie porn on busted old laptops all hours of the day...

you know, just like a regular public library.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:37 PM (BAEGB)
---
And every document will be even more redacted than anything found in TFG's Presidential library.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

344 I come here not to praise Joey but to pee upon him.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (wse2C)

345 Afternoon Ace. If Joey is forced out a ticket if Harris - Buttgiggle would get crushed. Harris might drag in a few women, but African American men wouldn't want Kamala because of her prosecutions in Cali. Additionally African American men ain't voting for a gay dude.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Zf6jY)

346 If Biden is forced out I suspect it will kill him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 12:46 PM (JLq/1)


Lagniappe
Posted by: The DNC


Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (c9Bew)

347 What a dog n pony show. Obama put the idiot dufus in place, he can yank him. The old dumbass's skank must be threatening to expose.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (8JB5s)

348 Wasn't he at the airport, so not quite the exact same location?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (VavZF)

I thought I saw the building there. Didn't realize it was different!

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Yz09k)

349
They. Don't. Have. Anyone. Else.

Newsome is completely unelectable on a national level.
Kamala is dumber than a box of hammers and would get destroyed by Trump on the debate stage. She's too fucking stupid.
Buttjudge? LOL, just no.
Fauxcahontas? Nope, pinch-faced scold. Not possible.
Stretchin' Gretchen? No fucking way. No actual men would ever vote to elect their shrew of a mother-in-law.
None of the token black candidates even make sense.

They've painted themselves into a corner and there's no way out other than either levels of electoral fraud that would be too big to cover up, or just a straight up coup d'etat where they seize power and refuse to leave.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (oqH4h)

350 If stories are true about financing drying up, he'll drop.

Otherwise, these f'ing DC people have to be carried out dead. Even obama is still hanging around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (Mlhrz)

351 Cover band or original songs? Or maybe a tribute band??
Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

=====

I dunno, I haven't figured that out yet. I've only gotten as far as the name.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (DRSnL)

352 I do remember words like ‘over my dead body’ or some such like that.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (o2ZRX)

353 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)
------------
Do you need a concertina player?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (3Fz6p)

354 333 Biden losing would accomplish exactly the same thing, and put Kamala in a better position because she wasn't at the top of the ticket. Win or lose, Biden is finished in 2025. And so is Kamala.

I don't think Obama's handlers -- some of who are actually smart -- are dumb enough to line up behind an obvious loser like Kamala. Better that they bide their time, see what happens, and then get behind the emerging frontrunner of the Dem party. It sure as hell ain't Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

========

That's not what they're doing, though. They're actively pushing behind the scenes. And Michelle organized bundlers for Kamala a couple of weeks ago.

And, if Biden loses but remains at the top of the ticket, it's still Biden as head of the party. It delays the remaking of the DNC by potentially years as Joe exists in a chair while Jill makes personnel choices.

Get Kamala on top, get her in charge of the DNC, and if she loses (which, again, I'm not sure they believe), then they can blame the loss on Biden anyway. "We didn't have enough time to introduce Kamala to the nation."

Probably won't work in the 2028 primary, but neither did it in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

355 Kamala is just waiting to show American what can be once she's unburdened by the has-been
Posted by: Doof

Now on Doofensprockets, ve dance

Posted by: Miklos would probably dance anyway at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (XIkHl)

356 If Harris is going to be the sacrificial lamb, who's going to agree to be the VP of the sacrificial lamb.

Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (G0vdT)

357 what the hell guys?

well IDC I'm excited. I hope he's awesome and makes you all eat your hulk-hating hats!

lighten up a little

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (s3qiR)

358 Cover band or original songs? Or maybe a tribute band??
Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

=====

I dunno, I haven't figured that out yet. I've only gotten as far as the name.
Posted by: Jordan61 a

I say go punk cover like Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

359 Please welcome to the RNC Main Stage now, a man who needs little introduction. In the white corner, an incredible sight. Standing nearly seven feet, weighing 390 pounds. The undisputed wrestling champion of the world... A man who calls himself "the ultimate object of desire," "the mountain of molten lust."

The one, ... the only. ... Thunderlips!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Aqu9a)

360 This country is now just some fake and gay mob bust out.
==
Exactly.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Simplemind at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (R//Ox)

361 BREAKING: SURPRISE GUEST HULK HOGAN TO SPEAK AT RNC TONIGHT
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Ridiculous but, I expect nothing less from the GOP/RNC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (/U5Yz)

362 Somewhere in Delaware, there's a confused old man screaming about Steiner.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (CwhoI)

363 We'll know Biden is fully resisting the putsch if someone leaks the actual Zoom call. Or the Hur tape.
Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024


***
At least mine involved beer.

Posted by: Zombie Adolf at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

364 Do you need a concertina player?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (3Fz6p)

=====

Always!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (DRSnL)

365 350 If stories are true about financing drying up, he'll drop.

Otherwise, these f'ing DC people have to be carried out dead. Even obama is still hanging around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (Mlhrz)

=======

To me, Biden seems like the kind of guy to fight harder for his position when donations dry up.

"Fuck them, I'll win this on my own."

Again, remember, he's not just kind of stupid. He's really stupid. And venal. And self-confident. And aggressive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

366 "Ribbed, go eat your pudding alone in your tent with all of the other Christians who pass your purity test."

Yep. Shut up and get in line. We don't need you Christians is one heck of a jumping off point, buddy.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Ectld)

367 About the assassination attempt
Rewrite the Script
---------
It's pretty good, in a bad way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

368 I'm sure Hogan knows Trump and is an actual friend.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

369
harris is stupid, but not too stupid to know there's a real possibility she might not be on the ticket, either.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (NrlFJ)

370 353 Hot and Sloped is the name of my new band.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)
------------
Do you need a concertina player?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (3Fz6p)

Charlie Puleo, if he's still with us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (x0n13)

371 Now on Doofensprockets, ve dance
Posted by: Miklos would probably dance anyway at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (XIkHl)


I'd pay good money to see you cutting a rug!!

Posted by: Doof at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (RhGG0)

372 We have to admit Hulk Hogan is a cipher to anyone under fifty today.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (rjJqk)

373 My take:

The world is wrong, Fighting Joe should stay the course and prove all the nay saying to be complete and utter malarkey.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (sFp7U)

374 219 "Hot & Sloped" band:

No tickee! No shirtee! Death to bad paper dragon!

Posted by: Won Hung Lo (mnw) at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (NLIak)

375 If Harris is going to be the sacrificial lamb, who's going to agree to be the VP of the sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2024


***
Drag Tim Kaine away from counting boxes of paperclips and chastising people for taking inventory. He was willing to be a sacrificial lamb in 2016.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

376 368 I'm sure Hogan knows Trump and is an actual friend.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

Probably.. I was mistaking Hogan fo Jesse Ventura who I think doesn't like Trump.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (IyPmt)

377 The dude single handedly took down Gawker. I say he's got enough cred despite being a screwball one-note entertainer.

More than half the phoney ass fucks who are normally there, at least.

And most people don't know this, but Hulkamania is actually from the Arabaic "Al-Qameiniyya", meaning "A disconcertingly large procession of ornery serpents". It's in the Hadiths, look it up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (BAEGB)

378 Someone tell Hunter his goose could be cooked if the Big Guy bails out. He needs to talk him out of it

Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2024 12:44 PM (GDGXb)

------------------

BREAKING: Future President Harris Announces Hunter Biden as Her VP Pick. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (qC/Q1)

379 They are stuck with Harris aren't they? I mean she's good enough to be Veep but not replace the flickering fluorescent bulb that is Joey? I don't see any other options for them at this point. Replacing a black woman? I don't see it. Popcorn futures.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (ewjUl)

380 They need to bribe Jill, not F. Joke. Big money to go away, the status of First Lady Emeritus for her lifetime, and immunity from all lawsuits and prosecutions. - J.J. Sefton

I think that's a first rate idea. Maybe also give her a lifetime appointment as chair of some pointless group - say, Czarina of the Special Task Force for Monitoring U-Boat Activity in Chesapeake Bay.

Btw, JJ, we're praying for you here.

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (njExo)

381
Who played concertina on Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You?"


Was that Stevie Wonder? That was a hot lick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (x0n13)

382 >>> 349
==
They've painted themselves into a corner and there's no way out other than either levels of electoral fraud that would be too big to cover up, or just a straight up coup d'etat where they seize power and refuse to leave.
Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (oqH4h)

The retards first pushing "OMG Iran" and now trying to tell us that Ree Tardy Oswald was totes not an attempted assassin but an attempted mass murderer suggest to me that their next genius plot is to try a tactical nuke / dirty bomb to get OrangeManBad.

They may well "succeed" but that will lead to After Trump, and they may not like *that*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (VavZF)

383 We have to admit Hulk Hogan is a cipher to anyone under fifty today.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (rjJqk)


The under-50 crowd got Amber Rose or whateverhernameis on Monday, didn't they?

Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (OguvZ)

384 377 The dude single handedly took down Gawker. I say he's got enough cred despite being a screwball one-note entertainer.

More than half the phoney ass fucks who are normally there, at least.

And most people don't know this, but Hulkamania is actually from the Arabaic "Al-Qameiniyya", meaning "A disconcertingly large procession of ornery serpents". It's in the Hadiths, look it up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (BAEGB)

=======

Eh. Peter Thiel single-handedly took down Gawker if it was anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

385 What do you think?
-
Joy Reid seems to think having covid makes Joe as worthy of sympathy as Trump is for getting shot.

I expect someone to make the case that these efforts to dump Biden from the ticket should stop while he's sick as a matter of (progressive) 'fairness'.

Posted by: Methos at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Dnobf)

386 Fake picture? Shooter was tranny, or tranny curious?


https://tinyurl.com/4ahv6k2x

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (evvc2)

387 Obama: 'Biden Needs to Seriously Consider His Viability'

And now the Democrat's elder statesman has spoken, albeit semi-privately, courtesy of the party's semiofficial mouthpiece, the Washington Post:

Former president Barack Obama has told allies in recent days that President Biden’s path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy, according to multiple people briefed on his thinking.

"Briefed on his thinking" is diplo-speak for, "Obama told them to get the word out but with genteel circumspection."

But there's nothing genteel about the shiv Obama just slipped between Biden's ribs.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

388 Presidential Library for Kids Who Can't Read Good But Do Smell Good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV)

389 379 They are stuck with Harris aren't they? I mean she's good enough to be Veep but not replace the flickering fluorescent bulb that is Joey? I don't see any other options for them at this point. Replacing a black woman? I don't see it. Popcorn futures.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (ewjUl)

========

They could go open convention which would be hilarious.

I'm not predicting it, but I am kind of hoping for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

390 116 >>LOL, I just saw the post and jumped right in. Normally I'm actually fairly good about reading the content.


As far as Ace knows... I read the Content twice!
Posted by: garrett

This is some deluxe, A-1, certified brown-nosing going on in here.

Posted by: Above All That at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (V5BDR)

391 I'd pay good money to see you cutting a rug!!
Posted by: Doof

I sell merkins on Etsy, if that counts.

Posted by: Miklos has a side hustle at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (XIkHl)

392 "I'm sure Hogan knows Trump and is an actual friend.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen "

Hah, that does seem likely, doesn't it.

Well, when you get Trump you get Trump type stuff.

I'm all in!

Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (fV+MH)

393 380 Btw, JJ, we're praying for you here.
Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (njExo)


Much appreciated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (x0n13)

394 @387
That's as close to a 2x4 between the eyes as a politician gets for someone in his own party.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (xCA6C)

395 386 Fake picture? Shooter was tranny, or tranny curious?


https://tinyurl.com/4ahv6k2x
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (evvc2)

Doesn't look like him to me

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (IyPmt)

396 They've painted themselves into a corner and there's no way out other than either levels of electoral fraud that would be too big to cover up, or just a straight up coup d'etat where they seize power and refuse to leave.
Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (oqH4h)
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No, they have another way, it just failed the first time in Butler.

Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (G0vdT)

397 Woo!

Posted by: Nature Boy Ric Flair at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (Aqu9a)

398 That's not what they're doing, though. They're actively pushing behind the scenes. And Michelle organized bundlers for Kamala a couple of weeks ago.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)
____________

Says who? The same anonymous sources saying that Obama is pressuring Joe? I don't believe any of this. These are all planted stories, probably by Kamala herself.

And even if Big Mike were organizing fundraisers for Kamala, so what? She is the current VP and has her own campaign to run.

As I said above, I'll believe that Obamaland is actively pushing out Biden when Obama himself says so. Until then, this is a rope-a-dope.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

399 Biden's post-debate tour was the opportunity given him by TPTB to show he can get the job done. He was positioned for success, but failed.

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (SYTee)

400
Serious question:

How long can a VP "serve?"

A president can only serve 10 years. Is there a limit to the VP?

Theoretically, camelface harris could be "positioned for success" for 12 years as VP. Right? Right. Is that Constitutional?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (NrlFJ)

401 Amber Rose made a lovely speech.

I expect Hulk to do the same.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (evvc2)

402 Kimberly Guilfoyle looked horrible yesterday. Those lips. Oh, those lips.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (/U5Yz)

403 372 We have to admit Hulk Hogan is a cipher to anyone under fifty today.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (rjJqk)

I don't think so. Young kids are pretty big into "nostalgia" shit, because they know the culture they're being fed right now is hot dumpster juice.

You tell me why else everyone under the age of 15 knows the words to "Livin' On A Prayer" and makes Goonies references.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (BAEGB)

404
If Obama said it, he's likely wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (tCGjZ)

405 Maybe they should Truman Show this stuff: just build a fake oval office and tell Joe every morning that it's July 18, 2024, he's the bestest president in the world, and all presidents shit their pants from time to time.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (CwhoI)

406 Personally, I hope they all die in a fire screaming but short of that it would be nice to have a filibuster proof Senate and a large majority in the House.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (qZdIZ)

407 Any word from the DU ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (IyPmt)

408 Jordan has a band? Does it do bacon-themed songs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

409 As far as Ace knows... I read the Content twice!
Posted by: garrett

This is some deluxe, A-1, certified brown-nosing going on in here.
Posted by: Above All That

He wants the fur-lined sparkly Crocs back.

And a "Vespa ride".

Posted by: Miklos has suspicions at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (XIkHl)

410 A few facts:

Biden could care less about the country or the Democratic Party - all he cares about is his family and himself.

Biden, and the people around Biden, know that if he relinquishes power, he will not be viewed as "a hero" - he will immediately be thrown to the wolves.

Biden hates Obama. Obama publicly belittled him, and waltzed into the Presidency with his skin color and ability to BS, while Biden had to humiliate himself for decades to get the Presidency. The fact that Obama stayed in DC and set up a shadow Presidency also has to be infuriating.

No other Democratic candidate polls any better than Biden - the desire to throw Biden out is based on the wishful thinking that an alternative would do better.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (uxCna)

411 Probably.. I was mistaking Hogan fo Jesse Ventura who I think doesn't like Trump.
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (IyPmt)
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Yeah, world's apart. Ventura has a hobby involving suing a war widow because her husband tuned him up in a bar one time.

Hogan is actually a very intelligent dude, and has always seemed based.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (xPJvm)

412 Trump needs to come out to the breaking glass of stone cold steve austin

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

413 Kamala will never accept getting passed over. She'd burn it all down.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Ectld)

414 Yep. Shut up and get in line. We don't need you Christians is one heck of a jumping off point, buddy.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Ectld)
----
It's either a big tent or it's not. Me personally? I'll take the Hindus and the Muslims and the Zoroastrians and the who-the-fuck-ever-else wants to vote to save what's left of this country from the clutches of the globohomo lefties.

You do you though. I'm sure whatever rump of a party you can form with your ideologically pure Christians will be super effective at not getting murdered by the left.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (oqH4h)

415 I don't see the dems consolidating around a viable replacement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (evvc2)

416 I mean she's good enough to be Veep but not replace the flickering fluorescent bulb that is Joey?


Heh. I like the analogy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (xCA6C)

417 Do I hafta be one of Joe and Jill's beach friends to get a card at the Biden Presidential Lieberry?

Posted by: Ben Dover at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (V5BDR)

418 If Joe soon succeeds Joe in the Oval Office, I wonder if the real string-pullers will let her replace any of Joe's dim-bulb WH and Cabinet Clowns. Why would they? Kamala the New Puppet, same as the Old Puppet!

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (YQCAS)

419 "You tell me why else everyone under the age of 15 knows the words to "Livin' On A Prayer" and makes Goonies references."

Because music and movies today suck.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (Ectld)

420 Eh. Peter Thiel single-handedly took down Gawker if it was anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

Quiet you, I just needed a pacing intro to my stupid arabic joke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (BAEGB)

421 If Obama said it, he's likely wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

His recipe for Puppy Satay was rejected.

Posted by: Miklos has a very Deplorable Cookbook at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (XIkHl)

422 Too bad Iron Sheik is no longer with us. I'm sure he'd have some interesting things to say about Hulk Hogan's appearance.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (CwhoI)

423 And a "Vespa ride".
Posted by: Miklos has suspicions at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (XIkHl)

Head out on the highway, looking for adventure.

Posted by: Born To Be Wild at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Aqu9a)

424 Glad your eyes are getting better, ace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (dZVON)

425
They. Don't. Have. Anyone. Else.

Newsome is completely unelectable on a national level.
Kamala is dumber than a box of hammers and would get destroyed by Trump on the debate stage. She's too fucking stupid.
Buttjudge? LOL, just no.
Fauxcahontas? Nope, pinch-faced scold. Not possible.
Stretchin' Gretchen? No fucking way. No actual men would ever vote to elect their shrew of a mother-in-law.
None of the token black candidates even make sense.

They've painted themselves into a corner and there's no way out other than either levels of electoral fraud that would be too big to cover up, or just a straight up coup d'etat where they seize power and refuse to leave.

Posted by: ballistic



HILDEBEEST!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (xG4kz)

426 I got laid doing impressions of Hulk Hogan so I have a soft spot for him

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (DBZuM)

427 As I said above, I'll believe that Obamaland is actively pushing out Biden when Obama himself says so. Until then, this is a rope-a-dope.

@387

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (xCA6C)

428 "You do you though. I'm sure whatever rump of a party you can form with your ideologically pure Christians will be super effective at not getting murdered by the left."

By left, you mean you and the Republicans pushing the overton window? Good job, guys. We won.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Ectld)

429 I think that Biden's whole family know that Chuck Schemer is a snake and can trust him as far as I can throw Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: which isn't far at all at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

430 Amber Rose is a cipher to a lot of people too. But maybe Hogan can contribute something useful. He merely seems out of place, being a wrestler act from forty years ago.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (rjJqk)

431 Fake picture? Shooter was tranny, or tranny curious?


https://tinyurl.com/4ahv6k2x
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (evvc2)

Doesn't look like him to me
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (IyPmt)
_______

That chin is definitely his. The pic could be fake though. But would it surprise me that a mentally-ill, easily manipulated freak who hates himself and the word so much that he would try to change sex would also be easily manipulated into shooting Trump? No, it would not surprise me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

432 Harris will win 57 states, 856 electoral votes with a 350 million popular vote margin; all counted between 1 and 5 am, the morning after.

Anyone who questions these results will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of whatever law the Dems make up.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (fFFrU)

433 I want Pedo Joe to stay in. Therefore he will drop out because I never get what I want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (17s+e)

434 Should get hacksaw Jim Duggan on to saw him on Tucker a couple years ago when he lit up someone who broke into his house. Plus he always walked around with an American Flag and a 2x4

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (CIS44)

435 Because music and movies today suck.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:57 PM (Ectld)
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Funny, our kids think our 80's music was great. I agree.

Posted by: WisRich at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

436 Morning.

If Trump doesn't end his speech by kissing the air and shouting, "Good night, Wisconsin!!!" I'm going to be annoyed.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (1Yy3c)

437 We have to admit Hulk Hogan is a cipher to anyone under fifty today.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 12:52 PM (rjJqk)

Whoa - so...no Iron Sheik?

Posted by: Boswell at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (K+UlC)

438 We're getting the band back together!

Posted by: Rowdy Roddy Piper at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (Aqu9a)

439 >>>HILDEBEEST!

My ankles are untanned, unrested and unready.

Posted by: HC at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (CwhoI)

440 @WisRich

Exactly.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (Ectld)

441 The retards first pushing "OMG Iran" and now trying to tell us that Ree Tardy Oswald was totes not an attempted assassin but an attempted mass murderer suggest to me that their next genius plot is to try a tactical nuke / dirty bomb to get OrangeManBad.

They may well "succeed" but that will lead to After Trump, and they may not like *that*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 12:53 PM (VavZF)
--
This is a fair point. I just don't want my brain to consider how far they might go to delete OrangeManBad.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (oqH4h)

442 Amber Rose made a lovely speech.

I expect Hulk to do the same.


Fair point. I imagine he's not as vapid in real life as his professional image. I mean, how could he be? The question is which image he will bring to the stage. I'll try to wait and see.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (/y8xj)

443 Cuck Alert!!!

Brit Hume
@brithume
Whatever blame Secret Service director Kim Cheatle deserves for the colossal security failure of last Saturday in Pa., the Republican Senators harassing her in the hallway of the GOP convention in Milwaukee Wednesday did themselves no credit. They will have her before them and under oath soon enough. What they did in the convention hall was pure grandstanding.
7:07 AM · Jul 18, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (9aVck)

444 Good Night, Cleveland! Uh Milwaukee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (evvc2)

445 Biden Hidin for whatever reason=not available to answer questions or make decisions. Same as ever. The basement is his safe space.

Posted by: AMartel at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (iizit)

446 433 I want Pedo Joe to stay in. Therefore he will drop out because I never get what I want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 12:59 PM (17s+e)


We should ask Dick Morris what's going to happen, and then believe the opposite of what he predicts.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (Wdt/E)

447 >> Hogan is actually a very intelligent dude, and has always seemed based.

Fair enough, let’s see what he can do.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (rjJqk)

448 I want Pedo Joe to stay in. Therefore he will drop out because I never get what I want.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger
___

I sort of feel the same way.

It's just funny that Democrats always seem to get what they want.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (wMRY8)

449 Also David Frum is a huge piece of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/mr42swm3

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (1Yy3c)

450 Kamala will never accept getting passed over. She'd burn it all down.

It would be hilarious to see the Party base's response to replacing Kamala with a straight white male.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)

451 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Top Biden surrogate Rep. Joyce Beatty: “WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

https://tinyurl.com/5c6sd4ek

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (NpAcC)

452 It doesn't matter what or you or I (or even Joe) thinks. What sinecures are on the table for Dr Jill as incentive for her to relinquish her preeeeeecious....?

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (6mBpS)

453 Brit Hume
@brithume

F' off Brit

Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

454 Covid is an excuse to avoid dropping out before he and the DNC can grab the nomination before the convention.

You guys do not understand. Brandon is Emperor for Life.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (sQdWe)

455 Hogan!

Posted by: Col. Klink at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (Aqu9a)

456 Why Hulk Hogan? You haven't spent much time in trailer park redneck land. The are generally apathetic and non-voting LIV's that can be turned with a WWF legend. It is outreach and a Vance home town move. Better would be someone from older NASCAR like Tony Stewart. But, Hogan was in Politics. Just Remember there are plenty of almost millionaires living in trailers, just like my plumber. Small business owners with plenty of disposable income that don't give a shit about McMansions but will not blink an eye at a 20,000 dollar ATV or Harley.
They might even belong to a Motorcycle Gang, smoke dope, deal a little meth on the side and go to the small Baptist church down the road every other Sunday and pull down 7 figures owning Cats (the yellow Diesel ones.) IE, my Neighbors.

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (4HMlb)

457 This is going to be the sacrificial year for the Dems where they willl need to pitch their Bob Dole equivalent into the ring.

Posted by: keena at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (RiTnx)

458 But there's nothing genteel about the shiv Obama just slipped between Biden's ribs.
Posted by: Archimedes

He got a Union card?

Posted by: Miklos, Shop Steward, Bluebell Local #1 at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (XIkHl)

459 As I said above, I'll believe that Obamaland is actively pushing out Biden when Obama himself says so. Until then, this is a rope-a-dope.

@387
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (xCA6C)
_____

That was "reported" by anonymous "allies" of Obama supposedly saying that they heard Obama say. I meant that I'll believe it when Obama himself publicly says so.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

460 I don't see the dems consolidating around a viable replacement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===\

I do. Democrats will do whatever they are told to do. PERIOD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (17s+e)

461 F' off Brit
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)


Might have to expand that, some.

Posted by: Tom Jefferson at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (gKWVE)

462 'On the other hand, Biden running to the basement after his "covid" diagnosis feels like the move of a man giving up.'


Um... isn't that where he spent the entire 2020 campaign?

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (hOOi9)

463 I'm betting that Biden takes the best offer he can get from the party, and steps down, without trying to influence where his delegates go, so the real powerbrokers can name anyone they want during the convention (and my money there is on Duane The Rock Johnson.)

If Biden doesn't take the money and run, they'll kill him in his sleep, saving them some money, and maybe giving them a pity-boost.

I'd say 10% chance at best that Biden is still in this in November.

Posted by: Pastafarian at July 18, 2024 01:01 PM (sifs3)

464 They will have her (Cheatle) before them and under oath soon enough.

LOL.

Posted by: The Biden Adminsitration! at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (uxCna)

465 I think that Biden's whole family know that Chuck Schemer is a snake and can trust him as far as I can throw Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: which isn't far at all at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (gKWVE)


Keep Schumer away from the pillows and don't leave him alone with Ole Joe

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (NtVYv)

466 Yeah Brit, you’re greatly assuming facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (Y8lzz)

467 No other Democratic candidate polls any better than Biden - the desire to throw Biden out is based on the wishful thinking that an alternative would do better.


the Left (and a lot of AWFLs and soy boys) believe that just saying stuff a bunch turns it into reality. that's like a religious belief to them.

it's just hot gas. but they will keep saying stuff and leaking stuff they say and blah blah blah

they assume that will make their dreams real.

they read too much Neil Gaiman lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (s3qiR)

468 >>> 454 Covid is an excuse to avoid dropping out before he and the DNC can grab the nomination before the convention.

You guys do not understand. Brandon is Emperor for Life.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (sQdWe)

It's not fair to hold the election as long as my husband has COVID. In fact I'm pretty sure he has Long COVID, so it could be a long wait. Get it??

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (VavZF)

469 By left, you mean you and the Republicans pushing the overton window? Good job, guys. We won.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Ectld)
---
The fuck are you talking about dude?

Let me go ahead and tell you this since you clearly don't get it: Not everyone who wants to save this country and live free without a boot on their neck for the next 200 years is a member in good standing of whatever evangelical Christian denomination as you. You might want to stop turning your nose up at them, because again, you people are outnumbered by the lunatics, by...a lot.

Now, I believe in God and Christ and the power of prayer, but I also believe that we have to help ourselves during our time on His Earth, because He doesn't personally come un-fuck our situation when it starts going badly.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:02 PM (oqH4h)

470 So where are the polls showing Willie Brown's Whore doing better than Biden?
Posted by: Elric Blade

___

She is doing better than Biden in polling, it's just not much better and she still loses to Trump.

But 4 months is an eternity in politics and it will give the Dems a glimmer of hope. With Biden, they knew it was over.

Dont underestimate first black woman President, it's going to move the dial on some level. I know everyone thinks her weird laugh and dumb word salad dooms her, but she'll win states Biden would probably lose.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:03 PM (wMRY8)

471 They could go open convention which would be hilarious.

I'm not predicting it, but I am kind of hoping for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

It would be. I think if Jill tells Hoey it's naptime they are stuck with Kumala.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 18, 2024 01:03 PM (ewjUl)

472 We may never know the motivation of the person who tried to murder Donald Trump.

However, he was probably a MAGA supporter.

Posted by: The FBI! at July 18, 2024 01:03 PM (uxCna)

473 I think to some degree it's not just that there was better culture in the 80's and 90's, but more that there was simply more of it.

You had scads of movies, tons of bands, everybody could find something they like, nothing stood still... pop culture was actually popular.

Now we got the same half dozen nobodies churning out cookiecutter drivel across all genres of music. Movies are all reboots of retreads of things that have been getting rebooted and retreaded since 2010. Nothing has changed between then and now. The music is all the same. Movies are all the same. Language is more or less the same except for little pockets of internet culture. We've stagnated.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (BAEGB)

474 334 My tea leaf reading is that they know Harris is dead weight. The plan was to have the retard run for reelection and then step down, so they could install her. His decline is so bad that that has gone out the window. They now are giving up on the white house and trying to protect congressional seats.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 18, 2024 12:48 PM (KSg6z)

This tracks, except the J13 debacle also wrecked their plan. They might have been willing to stick w Biden/Harris had nobody tried that in the first place.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (dQfJF)

475 443 Cuck Alert!!!

Brit Hume
@brithume


I thought that old relic was supposed to retire years ago. Just F-Off Britt.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (/U5Yz)

476 Assuming a COVID pillow isn't first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (XPUdx)

477 I used to really like Brit but, man, he has turned into such a cuck. #TrumpBrokeHim

The Recount
@therecount
Fox News' Brit Hume on J.D. Vance as the VP pick: "Did [Vance] get it because he was really the best qualified to be president or did he get it because he sucked up effectively to the nominee?"
Video: Fox News' Brit Hume Speculates Why Trump Picked Vance
12:47 PM · Jul 15, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (9aVck)

478 Brit Hume
@brithume
------------
Brit. Go home, take some Geritol, and have a nice lie-down.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (3Fz6p)

479 The BET interview was the final straw, chinese lung rot or not it was a disaster. I believe he will drop out of the campaign and remain as preezy spud. He'll give his votes and war chest to kamala. I shudder to think who they will pick as her veep. It has to be someone very, very good prog politics wise. Not gov bryl cream.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (2NHgQ)

480
Theoretically, camelface harris could be "positioned for success" for 12 years as VP. Right? Right. Is that Constitutional?

Posted by: Soothsayer


There are no limits on how many times a person can serve as Vice President. Once that person becomes President, though, "tick-tock, tick-tock".

Similarly, someone who formerly served as President cannot serve as Vice President unless they served for one term or less (then the rules get tied up in the "When did they take office as President?" nonsense).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (xG4kz)

481 >>Democrats Claim They Can Bully Middle Class Joe Into Withdrawing By the Weekend


Well, it worked on Justice Breyer, didn't it?
Just "leak" that he's retiring on such and such date and make him deny it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (+oRno)

482 Not having paid much attention to Brit Hume in years, is he one of the crowd who is scandalized by mean tweets and coarse language?

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (rjJqk)

483 Born To Be Wild at July 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Aqu9a)

With that hash, I bet you stay hydrated.

Posted by: Miklos, self hydrating early today at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (XIkHl)

484 Brit Hume
@brithume

I thought that old relic was supposed to retire years ago. Just F-Off Britt.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July

Brit with the quintessential "Thats not who we are".
Eat me

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (CIS44)

485 My wild guess is that Joe is sicker than has been let on.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (JLq/1)

486 >>> 473 I think to some degree it's not just that there was better culture in the 80's and 90's, but more that there was simply more of it.

You had scads of movies, tons of bands, everybody could find something they like, nothing stood still... pop culture was actually popular.

Now we got the same half dozen nobodies churning out cookiecutter drivel across all genres of music. Movies are all reboots of retreads of things that have been getting rebooted and retreaded since 2010. Nothing has changed between then and now. The music is all the same. Movies are all the same. Language is more or less the same except for little pockets of internet culture. We've stagnated.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:04 PM (BAEGB)

"all the same" and with the correct politics, Comrade!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VavZF)

487 When does the 1968 Redux in Chicago start?
Next week?

I hope the preserve disorder.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (NU3ke)

488 What did Brit Hume say?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV)

489 BabyMetal - Painkiller/Breaking The Law (cover)

https://youtu.be/lcdm3br1bd0

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (1Yy3c)

490 Can they? Dunno.

Who do they have in the wings? If they can bully him into withdrawing, somebody has to be on the ballot and we've seen how well Harris does there. Who they got?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (HnUIn)

491 the Left (and a lot of AWFLs and soy boys) believe that just saying stuff a bunch turns it into reality. that's like a religious belief to them.

They're hoping that a NEW, YOUNG, VIGOROUS candidate would eventually move the poll numbers.

Posted by: The FBI! at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (uxCna)

492 Has anyone head Lizzie Warren's name floated for VP or even the top of the ticket?

Yeah, me neither.

Heh.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (pIfcn)

493 >>> 485 My wild guess is that Joe is sicker than has been let on.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (JLq/1)

You mean medical illness or psychological issues?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (VavZF)

494 @469 ballistic

That's a whole lot of politically expedient gobbledy gook. What don't you understand about what I said? Overton window? Or Republican? Or left? You're literally following the plan the Republicans have been pushing on us that we've been fighting for the last 20 years. It's pretty much everything set up by Bush that we've been pissed off about and pushing the brakes on for that entire time. If you don't see that because Trump is saying it, you're a clown. But quit pretending like I'm the problem. I haven't changed my positions. This GOP platform is everything we called GOPe and RINO since Bush.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Ectld)

495 They're hoping that a NEW, YOUNG, VIGOROUS candidate would eventually move the poll numbers.

Get ready for....AOC!!!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

496 What do you think?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM


I think Joe Biden is the man we need in the White House right now and all the way to November.

The Joe Biden I know isn't a pussy who runs from a fight. You're not a pussy, are you Joe?

You're not gonna let these weak pussies push you out for Blow-Job Harris, are you?

No. You. Are. Not!

Stand tough like the man you are, Joe Biden! All to way to November!!!

Stand tough!

Don't be a weak loser! You wanna be a loser, Joe! A quitter?

You want "Quitter Joe Biden" to be your legacy?

No! No way!

Stay strong, be tough all the way to November!

Go Joe!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (eDfFs)

497 So the evidence-free people say that Trump was hit by a piece of teleprompter shrapnel and not a bullet.

So, they must have a picture or two of the teleprompter shattering, right?

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (krQz2)

498 Speakers tonight also include one of Trump's gold club managers and a golf pro.

We're going back to the 6 handicap fight.

Posted by: Candidus at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (dfcuM)

499 Who do they have in the wings? If they can bully him into withdrawing, somebody has to be on the ballot and we've seen how well Harris does there. Who they got?

Satan smiles and spreads his wings.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom! at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (uxCna)

500 @462 Mr. Excitement. "Um... isn't that where he spent the entire 2020 campaign?"

This ^^^^^^^^^^^

I take it as a sign, that like Hitler he's retreated to his bunker and is waiting on Stiener to save em. He isn't dropping out of anything.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (cCxiu)

501 You mean medical illness or psychological issues?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (VavZF)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (qZEuM)

502 485 My wild guess is that Joe is sicker than has been let on.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (JLq/1)

You mean medical illness or psychological issues?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (VavZF)

Either but I meant medical.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (JLq/1)

503 488 Never mind, I saw it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (v6JzV)

504 60 "wipe away Biden's legacy "


LMAO... his "legacy"


Posted by: Inogame at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (53oGX)

HIs legacy is that of a dirty butt crack.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (JNTt1)

505 >>> 487 When does the 1968 Redux in Chicago start?
Next week?

I hope the preserve disorder.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2024 01:05 PM (NU3ke)

August 19 through 22. Here's hoping it will be "mostly peaceful but sometimes fiery".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (VavZF)

506 If you thought that the first half black male president was horrendous, wait until you see how bad the first half black woman president does.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 18, 2024 01:07 PM (17s+e)

507 Any polls out since the assassination attempt? My guess is it doesn’t move the needle. Friends pointed out Reagan getting a 20 point boost but the times are different. The only people that seemed moved by the attempt on Trump are his supporters. The narrative and motive will be buried and the depraved left is either apathetic at best or wishes it were successful.

Posted by: breaking bogey at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (69oK7)

508 It's a shame Dash Riprock never ran for office. The ladies down at the Commerce bank all swooned for him.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (V5BDR)

509 Get ready for....AOC!!!!!

I turn 35 a month before the election!

Posted by: AOC! at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (uxCna)

510 Get ready for....AOC!!!!!
Posted by: Archimedes


AOC/Tay-Tay '24!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (v6JzV)

511 60 "wipe away Biden's legacy "


LMAO... his "legacy"


Posted by: Inogame at July 18, 2024 12:22 PM (53oGX)

HIs legacy is that of a dirty butt crack.


His presidential library will be an oil can fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (xCA6C)

512
D'Jill will be outed as the mover behind the failed attempt to minimize PDJT's SS coverage (because, "reasons"). She will refuse to return from the Olympics and instead take up residence in a non-extradition treaty country. South Sudan, say.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (xG4kz)

513 Re: Brit Hume

I despise the guy, but he’s not wrong here.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (JRP2U)

514 No other Democratic candidate polls any better than Biden - the desire to throw Biden out is based on the wishful thinking that an alternative would do better.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (uxCna)
---
Remember--According to the Dems, people LOVE their policies. They just don't care for the messenger.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (7fElN)

515 Ahhhh, yes, the Great Oracle, Barack Obama.

*spits*

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (JeYYB)

516 My drivel is NOT cookie-cutter.

Hater

Posted by: Taylor de Swuft at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (fFFrU)

517 Harris/Jeffries 2024.
If you don't vote for us you're a racist.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (/U5Yz)

518 Hulk Hogan:

I think WWE fans are the only group of voters where Trump can't grow his lead. Them and members of his immediate family.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (NLIak)

519 I turn 35 a month before the election!
Posted by: AOC! at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM

There go the boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (JLq/1)

520 They're hoping that a NEW, YOUNG, VIGOROUS candidate would eventually move the poll numbers.
---
Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.

Because Generic Democrat has always polled best. The answer must be in the next democrat.

Or the next one up in a party that lied to you about whether you had elected a capable candidate--but whatever.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2)

521 O/T I ruined the carpet it my office, so I am replacing it with a decent-looking laminate. It is a low-traffic area and I'm unemployed, so it isn't a high-end job.

It has taken me *hours* to get the first three courses down. I have in-floor power outlets and the first courses run under a PTAC (hotel-style air conditioner) that leaves *very* little room to maneuver. What a monumental PITA this is. Once I get through the next three and am out from under the air conditioner, it's going to tick right along. I'll probably have to go get another box of it, though - with all the corners, outlets, overhangs, etc., I bungled about a half a box of panels figuring out how to get the damn thing to work at all. I might have enough, but this has had more waste than prior flooring projects I've done. Everything about it is way harder than it looked, from the material to the fit and cutouts.

Taking a break to let the A/C bring the temp down now that I can turn it back on, and to replace some of the water I've lost through my clothes...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (HnUIn)

522 The Joey Bidet library will consists of 69 different editions of Lolita.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (XPUdx)

523 >What do you think?

What do I think?

I think it was funny last night when Don, Jr. started his "Who's in charge in the White House?" riff. He worked his way down the suspects list, leaving the crowd favorite for last. "Barack Obama?" BOO! sez the assembled delegates.

LOL

BTW, Barry issued his post-assassination attempt statement before Biden did. Who issues a statement first matters.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

524 That's a whole lot of politically expedient gobbledy gook. What don't you understand about what I said? Overton window? Or Republican? Or left? You're literally following the plan the Republicans have been pushing on us that we've been fighting for the last 20 years. It's pretty much everything set up by Bush that we've been pissed off about and pushing the brakes on for that entire time. If you don't see that because Trump is saying it, you're a clown. But quit pretending like I'm the problem. I haven't changed my positions. This GOP platform is everything we called GOPe and RINO since Bush.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Ectld)
----
Cool dude, keep praying and calling everyone who doesn't believe in the same God as you a leftist who is destroying the country because they're all RINO cucks or whatever.

I hope your purity comforts you when the left comes to power and makes you kneel in front of a ditch.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (oqH4h)

525 No other Democratic candidate polls any better than Biden - the desire to throw Biden out is based on the wishful thinking that an alternative would do better.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 18, 2024 12:56 PM (uxCna)
---
Ahem!

Posted by: Generic Democrat for President 2024 at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (krQz2)

526 Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (/U5Yz)

Compelling argument.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (lUhzf)

527 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (IXZGh)

528 O/T I ruined the carpet it my office

Don't be ashamed. Many people our age have...unreliable bladders.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (xCA6C)

529 @495

>>Get ready for....AOC!!!!!

They will more than likely tap that Wes Moore cat from Maryland.

Straight up Obama clone.


The mind boggles at what's to come if these f**king humps pull this sh*t off.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (XV/Pl)

530 Harris/Jeffries 2024.
If you don't vote for us you're a racist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (/U5Yz)
++++
Ugh. It's depressing that this might be inside the realm of possibility...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (HnUIn)

531 The D in J D Vance is Donald?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (evvc2)

532 Re: Brit Hume

I despise the guy, but he’s not wrong here.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:08 PM (JRP2U)

Didn’t realize there were multiple quotes. I mean regarding senators chasing SS head was useless grandstanding.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (JRP2U)

533 Top Biden surrogate Rep. Joyce Beatty: “WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

How come they couldn’t make America great in the past four years, and why should we give them another chance?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (joD2C)

534 Don't be ashamed. Many people our age have...unreliable bladders.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 18, 2024 01:10 PM (xCA6C)
++++
LOL! I'm a Dread Millennial...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (HnUIn)

535 The one thing Mitt "The Barber" Romney was right about was the built in 47%. Everyone thinking Gruesome or Kneepads won't end up in a close race is whistling past the graveyard.

Once the media gets the greenlight, they'll go into promotion mode, and contrary to the predictions of the last 20 years, the media isn't dead. They still have a hell of a lot of pull with people who aren't political junkies, which sadly means a majority of voters.

So while Kneepads or Gruesome won't get there on their force of personality or political acumen, the media will do it for them.

Bottom line is, don't write these people off. Play to crush them.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CjgNg)

536 This GOP platform is everything we called GOPe and RINO since Bush.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Ectld)


The check is in the mail.

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (uxCna)

537 531 The D in J D Vance is Donald?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (evvc2)

=======

I thought it was D for Project 2025.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

538 Why was the USSS director even at the Republican Convention? I assume there is no slope to the aisles?

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (njExo)

539 Harris/Jeffries 2024.
If you don't vote for us you're a racist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (/U5Yz)
++++
Ugh. It's depressing that this might be inside the realm of possibility...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at J

I think Jeffries has way too much future ambition itd have to be someone like Hank Johnson or Mad Maxine

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)

540 >>> 531 The D in J D Vance is Donald?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (evvc2)

James David Vance.

He *should* have changed it to John Donald.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (VavZF)

541 Sorry, but repubs and conservatives have been hounded, persecuted and lied about for decades. I see nothing wrong with kim the USSS woman being asked questions outside the congressional chamber. Nice to see someone treating her with the disrespect she deserves.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (2NHgQ)

542 This GOP platform is everything we called GOPe and RINO since Bush.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Ectld)
++++
Because *you* are the RINO (if you're a Republican, anyway).

They are Republicans in Good Standing (RIGS).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (HnUIn)

543 BREAKING

Former president Barack Obama, pulling his cock out of a young intern's mouth. has told allies in recent days that President Biden's path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy, as Big Mike dropped trou and entered him from behind.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

544 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


How are you at installing shelving? Asking for an Ewok.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (v6JzV)

545 More reports Biden will be out of the race by this weekend due to unrelenting pressure and bad polls. You might even say the walls are closing in on Biden.


I wonder if the MSM will be able to grok the irony of this.

Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (GUOwU)

546 Kamala Harris/Willie Brown 2024
Only one of us sucks

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)

547 Biden's only going to leave in 7 body bags.
And they'll claim it was Covid.

Posted by: Stateless at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (jvJvP)

548 Should Biden get kicked off the ticket, how would the Dems defend keeping Biden in the office of the President? Especially when Special Counsel refused to prosecute Biden for the classified documents and revealing even then how much Biden's mind wanders.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (N39Ws)

549 "Cool dude, keep praying and calling everyone who doesn't believe in the same God as you a leftist who is destroying the country because they're all RINO cucks or whatever."

You're a 2010 Democrat. But I'm crazy.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Ectld)

550 How are you at installing shelving? Asking for an Ewok.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (v6JzV)
++++
Fair to middling!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (HnUIn)

551 The D in J D Vance is Donald?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (evvc2)


Darth, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: spindrift at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (OguvZ)

552 >>> 538 Why was the USSS director even at the Republican Convention? I assume there is no slope to the aisles?
Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (njExo)

She ran up a flight of stairs during her attempt to evade pursuit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (VavZF)

553
The D in J D Vance is Donald?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


We've been over this

James David Vance

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (xG4kz)

554
AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (x0n13)

555 Like I said upthread.... the left hates to lose more than anything. Maybe more than they hate us. Although I think a Trump win is plausible, it's not a given. Yet the Democrats are acting like it's proverbial Armageddon.

Why? (it's a rhetorical Q)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Q4IgG)

556 I wonder if we'll get some good VP memes this time. We haven't had a decent one since "Darth Cheney."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (HnUIn)

557 I mean regarding senators chasing SS head was useless grandstanding.

Why not? After all, it's not as she'll actually testify before Congress.

She's ignore the subpoena, like all the other Democrats did.

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (uxCna)

558 She ran up a flight of stairs during her attempt to evade pursuit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

But see those were STAIRS! We can handle those!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (CIS44)

559 You're a 2010 Democrat. But I'm crazy.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Ectld)
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You're not crazy, you're a retard.

Big difference.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (oqH4h)

560
My eyes feel a bit better, if you're wondering.

Always keep some 'Opcon-A' around. Pink eye can migrate back to the brain and cause spinal meningitis. I lost a 12 year old cousin that way. Eye pain is never good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)

561 This busty blonde cowgirl is suspicious of the Party's ability to pull the 'ole switcharoo successfully at this late a juncture with this little internal Party unity:
http://tiny.cc/4xz7zz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (HnUIn)

562 "You're not crazy, you're a retard. Big difference."

Nuh uh. You are.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (Ectld)

563 Joe Biden: If you just get the shot you can never get COVID

Also Joe Biden: Yeah this is my fifth time with COVID

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (oZhjI)

564 Tits&Kackle

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (XPUdx)

565 Fair point. I imagine he's not as vapid in real life as his professional image. I mean, how could he be? The question is which image he will bring to the stage. I'll try to wait and see.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 18, 2024 01:00 PM (/y8xj)
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Hogan in his prime as a professional wrestler understood the business well-enough to know that he was an entertainer first and foremost. I imagine that's what we'll see on stage. A toned-down version of his wrasslin' persona.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (7fElN)

566 I just read Vance's bio. He just seems to wander from thing to thing every year or two. And changes his name as often as he changes underpants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (evvc2)

567 What do you think?
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I think a cold is the same as getting shot.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (Yz09k)

568 AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (x0n13)

They jiggle when she giggles!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (Aqu9a)

569 >>> 541 Sorry, but repubs and conservatives have been hounded, persecuted and lied about for decades. I see nothing wrong with kim the USSS woman being asked questions outside the congressional chamber. Nice to see someone treating her with the disrespect she deserves.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (2NHgQ)

There is that. Would be nice someday to see her on trial for multiple felonies, but I will *not* be holding my breath.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (VavZF)

570 Am I the only one that thinks AoC's tits are fake?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (IXZGh)

571 AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (x0n13)
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Is AOC old enough yet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (HnUIn)

572 BREAKING

Former president Barack Obama, pulling his cock out of a young intern's mouth. has told allies in recent days that President Biden's path to victory has greatly diminished and he thinks the president needs to seriously consider the viability of his candidacy, as Big Mike dropped trou and entered him from behind.


Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:12 PM (IXZGh
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No mention of the sex of the intern. Weak!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

573 561 This busty blonde cowgirl is suspicious of the Party's ability to pull the 'ole switcharoo successfully at this late a juncture with this little internal Party unity:
http://tiny.cc/4xz7zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I wonder if she wears spurs?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (/U5Yz)

574 Am I the only one that thinks AoC's tits are fake?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (IXZGh)
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They looked good in the college dance video of her that floated around.

And given that they seem to be heading south about on schedule, I suspect they're real. When they go back El Norte, you'll know that the work has been done...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (HnUIn)

575
No mention of the sex of the intern. Weak!
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)


Your point is valid. I will blame it on the fact that I got about 3 hours of sleep last night and have been working my ass off so far today..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

576 I wonder if we'll get some good VP memes this time. We haven't had a decent one since "Darth Cheney."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (HnUIn)

Mine is : US Marshall JD Vance.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

577 >>> 558
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But see those were STAIRS! We can handle those!
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (CIS44)

What if someone hoses them down with lots of water while you're on them???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (VavZF)

578 We must remove Hindus from our political party!

The Hindus are coming, the Hindus are coming!-Ribbed Revere

Posted by: JROD at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (IlL6s)

579 They are real and spectacular

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (evvc2)

580 516 My drivel is NOT cookie-cutter.

Hater
Posted by: Taylor de Swuft at July 18, 2024 01:09 PM (fFFrU)


Hey, TayTay! Shake it off!

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Sf2cq)

581 Obama takes the cock, never gives

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Yz09k)

582 >> No mention of the sex of the intern.

Gender, people! Respect the gender. All 57 of them.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (rjJqk)

583 Gender, people! Respect the gender. All 57 of them.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (rjJqk)
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No.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)

584 What if someone hoses them down with lots of water while you're on them???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Only if there is evidence we need to wash away.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (CIS44)

585 His choice is to be one of history's heroes, or to be sure of the fact that there'll never be a Biden presidential library...

Oh there'll be a Biden Presidential Library. It will likely end up being at the community college where Doctor Jill teaches, but there'll be one.

Posted by: Bert G at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (VARTN)

586 This busty blonde cowgirl is suspicious of the Party's ability to pull the 'ole switcharoo successfully at this late a juncture with this little internal Party unity:
http://tiny.cc/4xz7zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (HnUIn)

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Aqu9a)

587 552. She ran up a flight of stairs during her attempt to evade pursuit. - Helen handbasket

That's probably worth a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Paco at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (njExo)

588 57 genders for 57 states.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (XPUdx)

589 I guess I should go do some stuff...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (VavZF)

590 It's just me guessing, but I think Biden has been run down ragged and he's basically taking some R&R and seeing if that makes enough of a difference if he feels he can carry on.

He probably is legitimately sick beyond all the other dementia with some sort of lingering cold/Covid. I'm sure they didnt want to do this during a palace coup, but had to.

And Democrats are using this retreat to bully him out.

Here's to hoping he bounces back

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (wMRY8)

591 "We must remove Hindus from our political party! The Hindus are coming, the Hindus are coming!-Ribbed Revere"

Too many white people in Ireland. -Hindus in Ireland

If there were this many Chinese in our national politics, you'd all be melting down.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Ectld)

592 Oh there'll be a Biden Presidential Library. It will likely end up being at the community college where Doctor Jill teaches, but there'll be one.
Posted by: Bert G at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (VARTN)
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Who pays for the presidential libraries? Some of them are gigantic museums with elaborate exhibits and large footprints with grounds. That takes money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (HnUIn)

593 554
AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2024 01:13 PM (x0n13)


And Biden/Harris was Shits 'n Giggles ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (etuaZ)

594 ++++
They looked good in the college dance video of her that floated around.

And given that they seem to be heading south about on schedule, I suspect they're real. When they go back El Norte, you'll know that the work has been done...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (HnUIn)



I've seen that video.....just don't remember how they bounced, but remember that the bra seemed to be one of those reinforced ones that make them look round, however still seemed fake to me.

Plus, I think she's a plant by Dems and much of her history as a poor girl from the Bronx was bullshit and she's had the work done in her mid 20's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

595 Was it Real American Hulk Hogan or Hollywood Hogan? either would work really

Posted by: brak at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (NGHTx)

596 I guess I should go do some stuff...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket a

doin stuff is overrated.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)

597 Am I the only one that thinks AoC's tits are fake?

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Stay frosty, bro.

https://tinyurl.com/mwntb7r3

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CjgNg)

598 I'd rather have real Hindus than fake Christians like W in the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

599 doin stuff is overrated.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)
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Nice to see stuff get done, though!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

600 You'd think that Trump could get some points for picking a guy who once called him "Hitler".

Some Non-grudge points.

You'd be wrong, though.

They want to tell you he's petty. I think he might be sometimes.

But so much of what I've seen of Trump is about the job.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

601 So in order to get Biden out why hasnt anyone secretly released the zoom call from Saturday. It would seriously hurt Biden and make it easier to push him out.

Posted by: morigu at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (c17kr)

602 And it would have to be Giggly / Tits as there's NO WAY Kumswala would take a back seat to dumbtits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

603 AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Tits&Kackle
Posted by: Anna Puma


Alternately, Kamala/AOC: Tongue Bath & Beyond.

Posted by: mikeski at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (4ete+)

604 Stay frosty, bro.

https://tinyurl.com/mwntb7r3
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CjgNg)
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That is one of the best fake quotes I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

605 AOC/Kamala = Tits 'n Giggles?

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Tits and Ass?

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (CjgNg)

606 doin stuff is overrated.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)
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If you remember 9/11, some people did some things.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

607 I want to see his arrogant, vainglorious, lying ass burn down the Dem party and everyone in it

Hang in there, Joke

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (5MvGY)

608 "I'd rather have real Hindus than fake Christians like W in the party."

That's fair.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (Ectld)

609
Hello cowgirl in the sand. Is this place at your command?

Posted by: Canadian FvckUp at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

610 I think he will be gone by the weekend. It will be Kamala.
I bet she will be thrilled to not have to debate J.D. Vance.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM

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What will be her excuse for not debating Trump?

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (Og1BB)

611 What do you think?
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM Comments


Thinking isn't my strong suit.
Joe's gone, it's only a matter of when. The real question is whether or not the feckless GOP will point out that the same man too infirm to understand criminal charges against him and to infirm to run for office is still sitting with his wobbly finger near the nuke button.
That's unacceptable and he should be removed from the office.

They won't do that, of course.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (FCbAQ)

612 Limp dicked four-eyed pig fucker Mike Johnson did a Trump impersonation last night on stage. It sucked just like him. Don't try to be funny Mike, it ain't you. Just do your damn job like you promised.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (/U5Yz)

613 doin stuff is overrated.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CIS44)
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Nice to see stuff get done, though!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Now that is a true statement.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)

614 No way is Biden gonna let go.

He's back with "the family" now and between Hunter & Jill, they will keep him in.

How is there even talk of this anyway? Don't they have to follow the primary rules? How is it that something as huge as the presidency now being discussed like it's a quarterback in a game?

You fuckers chose to fail. No mulligans and I hope you drown in your own feces.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (XLfSN)

615 581 Obama takes the cock, never gives
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Yz09k)

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I'd bet Michelle's left nut that Barack is a bottom.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (JeYYB)

616 If I'm the Dems, I try and swear in Kamala as soon as possible, and then run hard on the First Female President/Girlboss/Women empowerment/Abortion narrative. Glowing profiles in Vogue/Cosmo, The View, etc. Maybe select a woman VP for an all female ticket.

It's a terrible strategy and may cause the bottom to drop out with male voters, but it's the least bad option for them.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (V6W16)

617 https://tinyurl.com/mwntb7r3
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CjgNg)
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That is one of the best fake quotes I've ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)



Can't do shortened URL's from work.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

618 How come they couldn’t make America great in the past four years, and why should we give them another chance?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 01:11 PM (joD2C)
*******
They want you to forget Build Back Better was a disaster

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

619 Also Joe Biden: Yeah this is my fifth time with COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (oZhjI)


I soooo want to use this, but I'd like to use the "official" count. I know this is at least the third incident. Is it really the fifth?

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Sf2cq)

620 Am I the only one that thinks AoC's tits are fake?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:15 PM (IXZGh)
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They looked good in the college dance video of her that floated around.

And given that they seem to be heading south about on schedule, I suspect they're real. When they go back El Norte, you'll know that the work has been done...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:16 PM (HnUIn)
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Heavy use of push-ups but probably real. There are lots of latinas running around NYC with her exact body shape. Her height seems to be a closely guarded secret, but I think she's tiny. She says she's 5-5. [Hysterical laughter] Maybe 5-5 with 5-inch heels.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

621 No way is Biden gonna let go.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (XLfSN)
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Not when his son just died.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (krQz2)

622 Nothing is built nothing is back nothing is better is a good line from Don Jr

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (Yz09k)

623 I just read Vance's bio. He just seems to wander from thing to thing every year or two. And changes his name as often as he changes underpants.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (evvc2)

He's what, 39? Age 18 USMC then THE Ohio State grad then Yale Law Grad then Silicon Valley venture capital work with Thiel (who doesn't pick losers) then renowned author, then US Senator Now US vice presidential GOP nominee.

Some "wandering" there.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

624 You fuckers chose to fail. No mulligans and I hope you drown in your own feces.
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 18, 2024 01:20 PM (XLfSN)
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I think - and hope - they're stuck with him. My wonder is why they are. Joe's decline isn't a surprise and wasn't unpredictable.

So why did they back him way back when they could have done something else? Did they believe their own hype and propaganda, was the factional split too severe, or what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

625 Remember, folks, religion is more than a certain collection of beliefs about the supernatural. It's also a set of cultural traditions. And the cultural traditions of Hinduism, Islam, etc., are inimical to those of Western civilization.

As a political matter, I'll accept anyone into the conservative movement. But they musn't be allowed to inflict their wretched cultural norms on the rest of us.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

626 Biden doesn't know what day it is. He will not be deciding anything.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (Yz09k)

627 Hotter in their prime?

Dr. Jill?
Kamala?
AOC?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (rJ48h)

628 Who pays for the presidential libraries? Some of them are gigantic museums with elaborate exhibits and large footprints with grounds. That takes money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM


I know the National Archives and the Endowment for the Humanities helped finance the one at my alma mater. But the inference I was making that whatever Biden gets won't be large or elaborate, only that "Doctor" Jill will make sure there's something.

Posted by: Bert G at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (VARTN)

629 That is one of the best fake quotes I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)

I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (CjgNg)

630 They have to know a late substitution of Biden is not going to win
So possibly FJB is going to be the fall guy for the assassination attempt

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (EGSGm)

631 Look, fat! I'm dead.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (krQz2)

632 Obama takes the cock, never gives
Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Yz09k)



According to the stories that have come out about him, he really enjoys dudes blowing him. They've not said anything else about his sexcapades that I've heard other than that.

But, Big Mike has a dick, so there's no telling what she does with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (IXZGh)

633 So in order to get Biden out why hasnt anyone secretly released the zoom call from Saturday. It would seriously hurt Biden and make it easier to push him out.
Posted by: morigu
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Because Democrats think he still might stay in and it would even further diminish Biden's chances and their own down ballot performance.

Clearly, they arent dealing with a rational person anymore.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (wMRY8)

634 https://tinyurl.com/mwntb7r3
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CjgNg)
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That is one of the best fake quotes I've ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)


Can't do shortened URL's from work.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties. They're meant to hypnotize, and then enslave yo ass.
-Thomas Sowell

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (CIS44)

635 624 I think - and hope - they're stuck with him. My wonder is why they are. Joe's decline isn't a surprise and wasn't unpredictable.

So why did they back him way back when they could have done something else? Did they believe their own hype and propaganda, was the factional split too severe, or what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

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I think they believed that they could hide it well enough to win.

Now, that they think they can't do it, they're panicking, realizing that they've put the medium term future of their party in the hands of Jill Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

636
If they thought camleface could win, all this would've been settled in 2023.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (NrlFJ)

637 Can't do shortened URL's from work.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (IXZGh)
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"Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties.
They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass."
-- Thomas Sowell

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)

638
Can't do shortened URL's from work.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM


That's a shame 'cause it is so good.

Anyway.

Posted by: Canadian FvckUp at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (RKVpM)

639 Just realized, it's been 5 days and there has been no news conference from the USSS, DHS, or FBI about the assassination attempt on Trump.

Five. Days.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

640 > Stay frosty, bro.

https://tinyurl.com/mwntb7r3
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CjgNg)
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That is one of the best fake quotes I've ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:19 PM (HnUIn)
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And good advice to boot...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

641 636
If they thought camleface could win, all this would've been settled in 2023.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (NrlFJ)

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Remember, they tried to push behind the scenes leaking into the press to get rid of Biden last year.

They tried to convince him to step down.

All of their plans rely on Biden willingly giving up power.

These people are morons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

642 Hotter in their prime?

Dr. Jill?
Kamala?
AOC?
Posted by: mr tmz at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (rJ48h)
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AOC, easy.
Kamala will likely end up having held up the best.
Jill's the all-around loser.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

643 And good advice to boot...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

If only i had listened....

Posted by: Max Boot at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (BAEGB)

644
jill biden has looked like a middle-aged retired hooker ALL her life.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (NrlFJ)

645 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

The plan was to stick with him and bully and lawfare Trump into oblivion and maybe stick him in jail.

They stole it with him barely functional once no reason to think they couldn't do it again. Despite covid being gone Mail in ballots are now institutional. No penalty was paid by them for stealing the last one or 2022. Why disrupt a good thing.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (Yz09k)

646 >>Who pays for the presidential libraries? Some of them are gigantic museums with elaborate exhibits and large footprints with grounds. That takes money.


The Clinton raised a lot of it from foreigners (e.g. Saudi Arabia, iirc) to build his library.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (+oRno)

647
Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties. They're meant to hypnotize, and then enslave yo ass.
-Thomas Sowell
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:22 PM (CIS44)



heh....that's quite good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (IXZGh)

648 Umm.... AFAIK, there are numerous state laws where making a replacement on the ballot impossible. What am I missing with this hairbrained plan from the Dems to "save the election"?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (TaHi/)

649 AOC, easy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)
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Agree.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)

650 "What am I missing with this hairbrained plan from the Dems to "save the election"?"

Mike DeWine is ready to facilitate because he loves America.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Ectld)

651 We must remove Hindus from our political party!

The first step to Republican victory is to expel all the non-Christians from the Republican Party, and you are a RINO if you disagree!

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 01:25 PM (uxCna)

652 Umm.... AFAIK, there are numerous state laws where making a replacement on the ballot impossible. What am I missing with this hairbrained plan from the Dems to "save the election"?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (TaHi/)
++++
They're above the law, and they know it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:25 PM (HnUIn)

653 @591 Ribbed-I could give two shits about Ireland. Some Japanese don't like round eyes over in Japanland too, yet white Americans emigrate their.

You are the worst ambassador for
christianity/denomination you represent. Especially as it applies to the United States. You sure as hell wouldn't win anyone from a different faith over to yours, that's for sure.

People not of your faith can legally emigrate here, you do realize that?

Posted by: JROD at July 18, 2024 01:25 PM (IlL6s)

654 Pretending frigging Hulk Hogan speaking is actually some 4d chess move to win over hillbillys is silly.
The same morons who screech about not caring about celebrities opinions are just desperate to have someone from the minstrel class wave their flag for once.
The convention could be a real force for the republican party but cosigning every dumb shit decision they make is not the way it happens.

Posted by: Cmonman at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (/wM0G)

655 Alright, time to go get back to flooring. Hip Hip Huzzah!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

656 @623

>>Some "wandering" there.

Some people walk the earth like Cane, some people climb a ladder.

Potato-Potatoe

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

657 It'd also be nice if, when Joe pulls the plug, or has the plug pulled for him, the GOP would be ready to seize the narrative that Joe is a piece of shit and not some heroic elder statesman.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (JwHpX)

658 "The first step to Republican victory is to expel all the non-Christians from the Republican Party, and you are a RINO if you disagree!"

The first step to a Republican victory is to expel all the Christians from the party and to adopt the Democrat platform.

Posted by: Republicans at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (Ectld)

659 655 Alright, time to go get back to flooring. Hip Hip Huzzah!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

======

Get a job, hippie!

(good luck on that)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

660 What am I missing with this hairbrained plan from the Dems to "save the election"?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (TaHi/)

It's in the "try and stop us" clause in the constitution.

....

Not *our* constitution, obviously, but.... you know....

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bäder-Meinhoff at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (BAEGB)

661 Hotter in their prime?

Dr. Jill?
Kamala?
AOC?

______

No joke? Nanny Pelosi. Quite the looker in her yearbook pics.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (CjgNg)

662 >>Just realized, it's been 5 days and there has been no news conference from the USSS, DHS, or FBI about the assassination attempt on Trump.

Five. Days.
- - - -
Bingo!

And not ONE press conference by the head of the Secret Service.
Tell me this was not a usual f$%^-up/attack without telling me it's not a usual f%$#-up/attack.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (+oRno)

663
DNC '68?

Pshaw!

I'd rather see '70 Hard Hat Riot II: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (y9nCu)

664 Plus, I think she's a plant by Dems and much of her history as a poor girl from the Bronx was bullshit and she's had the work done in her mid 20's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

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The Dems literally had "try-outs" for that Congressional seat.

See Chris Kohls (aka "Mr. Reagan") viral video "The Brains Behind AOC Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:"

youtube.com/watch?v=1h5iv6sECGU

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (qC/Q1)

665 Theory: Joe does not have covid. But, he is unable to function after just a few days of really limited activity and it was showing up in interviews, etc. So, he needed a week off to gather "strength".

Posted by: Brian at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (sOehV)

666 DOCTOR Jill will want the Biden Presidential Library to have 8 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, a swimming pool and servant’s quarters.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (rjJqk)

667 666 DOCTOR Jill
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I love this.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Yz09k)

668 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

https://tinyurl.com/mp6b5hzb

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM (NpAcC)

669 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (xvUBc)

670 The only thing I am truly worried about is Kamala is forced to pick PA Governor Shapiro. That would take PA off the board for us, and Shapiro (on paper) seems like a moderate. Not sure Shapiro would want to risk, I'd think he'd rather keep his powder dry for 28, but who knows what they might try and bribe him with.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (1KCcl)

671 Hotter in their prime?

Dr. Jill?
Kamala?
AOC?

______

No joke? Nanny Pelosi. Quite the looker in her yearbook pics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (CjgNg)

The cuniform tablets have held up remarkably well!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (Aqu9a)

672 DOCTOR Jill will want the Biden Presidential Library to have 8 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, a swimming pool and servant’s quarters.
Posted by: electronic means

Servant's quarters detached, of course

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (CIS44)

673 "You sure as hell wouldn't win anyone from a different faith over to yours, that's for sure. People not of your faith can legally emigrate here, you do realize that?"

Doesn't mean I have to ignore the party which claims to represent me promoting their pagan practices. If there's one thing I can say about India and Indian migrants, it's that they don't get Americanism. But sure. We need to amplify their religious beliefs.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (Ectld)

674 I'm not dumb, like they say.

Posted by: Joe at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (fV+MH)

675 I think Joe Biden and minions are playing for time.
The COVID may or may not be true, but it supplies a great excuse to delay.
Joe Biden still thinks he can beat Trump again.

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

676 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

Has a priest been seen hanging around the White House?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (JLq/1)

677 "Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties.
They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass."
-- Thomas Sowell
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

There are frictional costs.

Posted by: Miklos, references Dr. Walter E. Williams at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (XIkHl)

678 It'd also be nice if, when Joe pulls the plug, or has the plug pulled for him, the GOP would be ready to seize the narrative that Joe is a piece of shit and not some heroic elder statesman.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (JwHpX)

----------------

During Dementia Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (qC/Q1)

679 You gotta get the full term in to qualify for a preznizzle library. That's why there's no William Henry Harrison or James A Garfield library, although both men were giants compared to our current occupant.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (YIxO9)

680 >>Just realized, it's been 5 days and there has been no news conference from the USSS, DHS, or FBI about the assassination attempt on Trump.

Five. Days.
- - - -
Bingo!

And not ONE press conference by the head of the Secret Service.
Tell me this was not a usual f$%^-up/attack without telling me it's not a usual f%$#-up/attack.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM (+oRno)

That's a line of thought worthy of its own thread.

No clamoring by the MSM for an agency press conference, either.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

681 I have a cemetery plot on a hill in WV.
-JD Vance
Translation I pick our MAGA movement as my hill to die on.

We'll have extra building material to work with after the election from all the bricks Dems are shitting..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (o3Uyl)

682 Concern noted.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

683 I'm still waiting for the press conference from the Benghazi "failers".

All we got on that one was Obama in the WH garden saying some people did something and then denying it 6 weeks later.

I'm not expecting answers, apologies, admissions or consequences. And I think Trump's ear will be the butt of late night jokes pretty soon.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Yz09k)

684
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

https://tinyurl.com/mp6b5hzb

Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM


I don't get it. Put a little hair around it seive u please.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 18, 2024 01:30 PM (RKVpM)

685 Axios' Democrat "sources" -- and boy wow, does Axios have a lot of Democrat sources! -- claim they're confident that he will withdraw, possibly by this very weekend.
---
One could suspect that it's like 100% of their sources!

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:30 PM (krQz2)

686 I am standing by no way Biden leaves on his own.

25th is out.

There is only, um, events.

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2024 01:30 PM (+GIoa)

687 AFAIK, there are numerous state laws where making a replacement on the ballot impossible. What am I missing with this hairbrained plan from the Dems to "save the election"?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 18, 2024 01:24 PM (TaHi/)
++++
They're above the law, and they know it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

___

I hear both sides make this case, I dont know what to believe. I can almost guarantee you though judges will bend to the Democrat Party.

It's hard to be that judge and say a state cant change their ballot to remove someone who has formally dropped out. Even if the state law says something different, they're going to go with some overriding "democracy" bullshit.

See what happened in Alaska, state law said write in name had to be spelled perfectly, the state Supreme Court ignored that and said "voter intent" when people couldnt spell Murkowski.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (wMRY8)

688 Who do these fools think is going to do better than Biden ?

LOL!!! NOBODY

Posted by: deadrody at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (OeYsY)

689 Cat Ass. He was young when the name changes took place and were done due to his mom remarrying or his grandparents taking him in and raising. Everyone has the right to change politically, I was raised in a union/dem household by people that worshipped JFK. My first vote was for a dem and I'm happy to say my last. I left the Catholic Church for many years and returned to it. And guess what around the time I turned 39. Yes, people grow due to their experiences in life and those experiences change people.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (2NHgQ)

690 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

https://tinyurl.com/mp6b5hzb


Posted by: redridinghood at July 18, 2024 01:27 PM
---
He's going to play with a all the other ex-Presidents on a farm.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (krQz2)

691 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

Has a priest been seen hanging around the White House?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (JLq/1)

----------------

"Your goddamned right I ordered the Code Red on F. Joe!"

-- Don Barryleone

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (qC/Q1)

692 What the Dems are doing is to use their own disarray to divert public attention away from the assassination attempt on DJT's life and the death of an innocent American citizen at a campaign rally.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)

693 If Boeing could handle a personnel problem, the Democrats, especially Hillary Clinton, will be able to handle poor old Joe.

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

694 "Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties.
They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass."
-- Thomas Sowell
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

There are frictional costs.
Posted by: Miklos, references Dr. Walter E. Williams at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (XIkHl)

ProTip: Coconut oil.

Posted by: Wendy O. Williams, Plasmatics at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (Aqu9a)

695 "Your goddamned right I ordered the Code Red on F. Joe!"

-- Don Barryleone
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (qC/Q1)

You're mixing your metaphors.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (Yz09k)

696 >>The Dems literally had "try-outs" for that Congressional seat.

Yes.
by this org, but they changed their name:
https://tinyurl.com/mwnns8ur

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (+oRno)

697 What the Dems are doing is to use their own disarray to divert public attention away from the assassination attempt on DJT's life and the death of an innocent American citizen at a campaign rally.
Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (rj6Yv

And keeping Trump guessing about who he is running against before his speech.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (Yz09k)

698 If there were this many Chinese in our national politics, you'd all be melting down.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Ectld)
----
Again, good luck with whatever political coalition you think you can assemble and push to victory.

I don't know where you live, but I personally have close friends that are hindus, muslims, christians, and others...they all are enthusiastically voting for Trump and AGAINST the leftist lunacy that's being pushed from the other side. These people have seen the other side of politics and have come from places where freedom doesn't exist as we know it.

So you can keep your head wedged firmly up your ass or you can get with the program and realize that a lot of people who believe differently from you are your political allies and act accordingly.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (oqH4h)

699 The only thing I am truly worried about is Kamala is forced to pick PA Governor Shapiro. That would take PA off the board for us, and Shapiro (on paper) seems like a moderate. Not sure Shapiro would want to risk, I'd think he'd rather keep his powder dry for 28, but who knows what they might try and bribe him with.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp
___

If youre a Democrat with a promising future, do you really want to jump into this shit show? or just wait 4 years?

before Trump got shot, I think a deal like that could be struck, but now I doubt it.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (wMRY8)

700 Cat Ass. He was young when the name changes took place and were done due to his mom remarrying or his grandparents taking him in and raising. Everyone has the right to change politically, I was raised in a union/dem household by people that worshipped JFK. My first vote was for a dem and I'm happy to say my last. I left the Catholic Church for many years and returned to it. And guess what around the time I turned 39. Yes, people grow due to their experiences in life and those experiences change people.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 18, 2024 01:31 PM (2NHgQ)

---------------

My very conservative Catholic relatives in a former mining town in Montana all vote Dem automatically because "Union."

The irony of course is that Trump has been and is still now the champion of the union and blue collar working man ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (qC/Q1)

701 >> "Your goddamned right I ordered the Code Red on F. Joe!"


More like:
"Heckuva job, Brownie Cheatle!"
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (+oRno)

702 Where's Ace? I hope he didn't try to sit under his shelves.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (1bNHn)

703 If the Dems really want Joe out, the 25th is available...

Please, listen carefully, the 25th is for a temporary transfer of power and the power gets transferred back as soon as Biden writes a letter. The letter doesn't even have to be "accepted" by anyone, he just has to write it.

The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (nR2nR)

704 I thought Joe was out at a diner today spreading covid?

At any rate, if you see him out, be sure to approach him and beg him to stay in the race in order to "save our democracy."

Posted by: Thatch at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (2Gw6W)

705 703 If the Dems really want Joe out, the 25th is available...

Please, listen carefully, the 25th is for a temporary transfer of power and the power gets transferred back as soon as Biden writes a letter. The letter doesn't even have to be "accepted" by anyone, he just has to write it.

The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (nR2nR)

=======

Very true.

It also doesn't address Biden and his having won the most delegates in the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

706 AP -- Biden isn’t ‘wavering’ when it comes to his reelection, deputy campaign manager says

Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (RHGPo)

707 My very conservative Catholic relatives in a former mining town in Montana all vote Dem automatically because "Union."

The irony of course is that Trump has been and is still now the champion of the union and blue collar working man ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump

John Tester enthusiastically thanks your relatives.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (CIS44)

708 My eyes feel a bit better, if you're wondering.
---------

I was indeed wondering, ace. And I'm glad they are better, but I confess the words "a bit" aren't as reassuring as I would like.

Please do take it easy if you can and if you can manage it, it wouldn't hurt to go to an eye doctor.

Sincerely,

Your self-appointed blog mother

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (bS+DD)

709 The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (nR2nR)

Man, you didn't even try to emanate a penumbra.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (BAEGB)

710 @673 Ribbed-as long as they respect that this is a nation founded on the Judeo-Christian ethic, like Vivek Ramaswamy for example does, then they should be welcome.

Like I said, you aren't going to win anyone from any other faith you deem unacceptable. Like I said in the previous thread, hindus exist, even ones that harbor our own political beliefs. But by all means, drive them out or away from the party and show them how wonderful christianity is by your example.

Posted by: JROD at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (IlL6s)

711 706 AP -- Biden isn’t ‘wavering’ when it comes to his reelection, deputy campaign manager says
Posted by: SMOD at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (RHGPo)

======

People outside the campaign: "He's wavering!"

People inside the campaign: "He's not wavering!"

I mean, I know which one I give more credence to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

712 Unexpectedly...

@LucasFoxNews 8m
Germany slashes Ukraine funding in savings push

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

713
I read somewhere (probably here at the HQ) that kamala's approval rating is lower that Dick Cheney's approval rating after he shot that guy in the face

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (bEb2S)

714 My very conservative Catholic relatives in a former mining town in Montana all vote Dem automatically because "Union."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:33 PM (qC/Q1)
---
If you're voting Dem, you ain't conserving shit.

The ones at the head of the party are all Foucaulted up.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (krQz2)

715 >>I'm still waiting for the press conference from the Benghazi "failers".

All we got on that one was Obama in the WH garden saying some people did something and then denying it 6 weeks later.
- - -

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (+oRno)

716 Sen Schumer: "Mister President, the entire Democratic leadership, the Pope, and the US Olympic team are united in thinking that you should withdraw."

President Biden: "F**k you."

Posted by: The DNC! at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

717
AP -- Biden isn’t ‘wavering’ when it comes to his reelection, deputy campaign manager says
Posted by: SMOD


Good!

For the first time in my life I hope the AP is reporting the truth.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (NrlFJ)

718 712 Unexpectedly...

@LucasFoxNews 8m
Germany slashes Ukraine funding in savings push
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

=======

Prediction:

Ukraine war ends in October. Biden takes credit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

719 @ballistic

"So you can keep your head wedged firmly up your ass or you can get with the program and realize that a lot of people who believe differently from you are your political allies and act accordingly."

When it happens, just hear me laughing at you and saying I told you so. Pretend this isn't more replacement crap if you like. I'm sure you'll be as surprised as the English and Irish that you can't even defend yourself when all your friends vote away your rights. Multiculturalism is a death cult.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)

720 Water tower shooter?
https://tinyurl.com/59emuuw2

Posted by: Enough BS at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (2NXcZ)

721 You're mixing your metaphors.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:32 PM (Yz09k)

----------------

"Don't cross the memes!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (qC/Q1)

722 Grandstanding?!?!?

At a political convention?!?!?!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (9DX0S)

723 Man, you didn't even try to emanate a penumbra.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (BAEGB)
---
I usually have to say "excuse me" after I do that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

724 If Ace doesn't go to the doctor, then we can't behave ourselves while he's gone, and then we won't get any cookies from Bluebell.


So go to the doctor, Ace!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)

725 Axios' Democrat "sources" -- and boy wow, does Axios have a lot of Democrat sources! -- claim they're confident that he will withdraw, possibly by this very weekend.

Every word in whatever statement Joe issues to officially withdraw from the race will be a lie. Hell, the punctuation marks will be lies.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (YQCAS)

726 Makes me wonder, when you see Trump up 1-5% in battleground states, if that were actually the case, Biden still has a shot. But if all the Dems are telling him he has no shot, I'd love to see what the ACTUAL polling numbers look like.

Posted by: toddg at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (dg2su)

727 To a lot of blue collar and union workers in swing states, Hulk Hogan is a demi-god. He also happens to know Trump pretty well.

Posted by: Oldstoke at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (QHJtX)

728 No joke? Nanny Pelosi. Quite the looker in her yearbook pics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM


----------------------

Yeah. JFK reportedly tapped that.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (Og1BB)

729 >> The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.

Furthermore, to override that letter and put VP in charge requires a 2/3rds vote of both Houses of Congress. No one will ever herd that many cats in this fiasco.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (rjJqk)

730 726 Makes me wonder, when you see Trump up 1-5% in battleground states, if that were actually the case, Biden still has a shot. But if all the Dems are telling him he has no shot, I'd love to see what the ACTUAL polling numbers look like.
Posted by: toddg at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (dg2su)

========

Internal Dem numbers leaked right after the debate.

NM was in play.

And then the assassination attempt happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

731 "Like I said, you aren't going to win anyone from any other faith you deem unacceptable."

Why would I proselytize if all religions are the same? That's nonsense.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (Ectld)

732 Please, listen carefully, the 25th is for a temporary transfer of power and the power gets transferred back as soon as Biden writes a letter. The letter doesn't even have to be "accepted" by anyone, he just has to write it.

The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (nR2nR)



That can then be overridden, IIRC. It doesn't necessarily end there.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (hOOi9)

733 I don't know anymore. I thought he would quit on July 4 after the debate. I am surprised he has been this stubborn about quitting. On the other hand he does have the delegates, if he quits he is dead man walking, the ultimate lame duck, there is literally no upside for him to quit.

Posted by: eric at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (RqJez)

734 Water tower shooter?
https://tinyurl.com/59emuuw2

Posted by: Enough BS at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (2NXcZ)

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I'm pretty sure that's Ray Epps!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (qC/Q1)

735 When it happens, just hear me laughing at you and saying I told you so. Pretend this isn't more replacement crap if you like. I'm sure you'll be as surprised as the English and Irish that you can't even defend yourself when all your friends vote away your rights. Multiculturalism is a death cult.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)
====
Cool man, build a wall around whatever purely WASP place you live, drive any nonbelievers out, and make sure to let the rest of us know how that all works out for you.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (oqH4h)

736 "Next thing they will tell us is that he was into parkour and ricocheted between the walls to gain access to the roof."

There's a picture of a tall step ladder leaned against the building, possibly taken by a drone. Also a claim that he bought a ladder when he bought the ammo. idk if any of that is true though. The ladder was in a little alcove, kinda hidden by some big bushes.

Seems a little odd he could walk in with a ladder, unless he brought it days before.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

737 >>What do you think?

All I know is they tried to assassinate my guy, now they are pushing out a "democratically" installed head of state to be replaced by a player to be named later.

Everything feels a little hinky right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 18, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

They did it in 2020, why not 2024?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (eoQWY)

738 Oldstoke! Correct sir! It's not 4d chess, if I can see it, Don Jr. certainly can!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (4HMlb)

739 Please, listen carefully, the 25th is for a temporary transfer of power and the power gets transferred back as soon as Biden writes a letter.
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Crayon drawings don't count.

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:38 PM (krQz2)

740 We'll have extra building material to work with after the election from all the bricks Dems are shitting..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 18, 2024 01:29 PM (o3Uyl)
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Most of those are ear-marked for Antifa/BLM rioters...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (7fElN)

741 Is it normal that Democrats just expect their former presidents to have a say in party and national issues?

Seems weird to me.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (TL7UX)

742 >> NM was in play.

That probably sent at least a few people to the hospital.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rjJqk)

743 If you watch the whole video you see a guy in motion and people said shooter. Seems a water tower is sloped too

Posted by: Enough BS at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (2NXcZ)

744 "Cool man, build a wall around whatever purely WASP place you live, drive any nonbelievers out, and make sure to let the rest of us know how that all works out for you."

Cool man. Like I said, you're now Democrats circa 2010. I'll be back in ten years to hear you pushing tranny kids on us.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (Ectld)

745 No joke? Nanny Pelosi. Quite the looker in her yearbook pics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 18, 2024 01:26 PM

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Yeah. JFK reportedly tapped that.
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (Og1BB)

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Rachel Madcow was their love child.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (qC/Q1)

746 Hotter in their prime?

Dr. Jill?
Kamala?
AOC?

C'mon, AOC was a little cutie in her college dancing video.
https://tinyurl.com/2pmxrzt4

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

747 Nevertheless, she persisted.

Posted by: Dr. Jill's gravestone at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rJ48h)

748 Seems weird to me.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (TL7UX)

Shit, man, they listen to their fucking wives.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (BAEGB)

749 "Yeah. JFK reportedly tapped that."

Lol. Every time someone says that, it really brings to life what a dinosaur Nancy is.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Ectld)

750 742 >> NM was in play.

That probably sent at least a few people to the hospital.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rjJqk)

=======

It probably explains the panic behind the scenes.

The election is lost, badly. They have to do something.

Or,...they have to be on top of the party when it all happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

751 Cool man. Like I said, you're now Democrats circa 2010. I'll be back in ten years to hear you pushing tranny kids on us.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (Ectld)
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Yeah totally bro. I'm definitely a democrat who wants to trans kids.

Maybe put the bong down, Cheech.

Posted by: ballistic at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (oqH4h)

752 C'mon, AOC was a little cutie in her college dancing video.
https://tinyurl.com/2pmxrzt4
Posted by: Moron Analyst


Ugh. Some O'Barky ad comes up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (v6JzV)

753 Nevertheless, she persisted.
Posted by: Dr. Jill's gravestone at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rJ48h)
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That's a polite word for "nagging" isn't it?

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (krQz2)

754 Nevertheless, she persisted.
Posted by: Dr. Jill's gravestone at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rJ48h)

I will never not mentally parse that phrase out as "sheep are cysted"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (BAEGB)

755 If he don’t quit his party might quit him. It’s what they do, and they’ll do either candidate, no matter which.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (o2ZRX)

756 We all know it's really Dr. Jill in charge... Just saying

Posted by: lin-duh at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (MRg87)

757 Fox reports Queen Cheatle met with Trump in the covnention last night.

Totally cordial discussion, talking about grandchildren, of course.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (YQCAS)

758 "Yeah totally bro. I'm definitely a democrat who wants to trans kids."

We'll see.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (Ectld)

759 I think from polling Trump does better than everyone else, but there's a good chance Biden's numbers keep falling.

It's probably better to go up against the devil you know, right?


I guess if they replace him Trump needs to hit hard on how Biden was failing for years, and Democrats put the country at risk by keeping him as an inept president.

If they pick someone other than Kamala then they need to run ads about how they abandoned the black voters.

Hardpass retweeted someone who gave 3 choices of why they'd do this, and I think it's the fact they know they can't get people to believe the steal, with Joe at the top. But if they put Gavin or Kamala or anyone else up there, they get the benefit of the doubt that is totally reasonable for one of those shitty candidates to get 120 million votes.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (JLPi1)

760 619 Also Joe Biden: Yeah this is my fifth time with COVID
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2024 01:14 PM (oZhjI)

I soooo want to use this, but I'd like to use the "official" count. I know this is at least the third incident. Is it really the fifth?
Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Sf2cq)


DDG search says it's the third time, and the first two times over the summer of 2022 count as only one infection because he "rebounded" after a couple of months. I am disappoint.

Also, supposedly the average number of infections per person is two, but the vaxxed people I know have had more than two infections.

Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (Sf2cq)

761 Pobody smucks wiffa Biden

Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (Nxn1P)

762 C'mon, AOC was a little cutie in her college dancing video.
https://tinyurl.com/2pmxrzt4

Posted by: Moron Analyst
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I am VERY OFFENDED that she would DANCE ON A ROOF!!!

Posted by: Democrat Strawman #57 at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

763
Anyone check the betting sites to see if Ace's peepers will last the day?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (NrlFJ)

764 Show-pandering is not the same as changing policy.

It's not cut and dry.

Without votes, The Word essentially goes into hiding in this country because the other side is satanic and will kill it. But you can't wrangle votes by *only* promoting The Word.

To not recognize that it's something of a pickle is narrow sighted.

Posted by: ... at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (Yz09k)

765 Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:28 PM (Ectld)

I don’t know about. That I know several Hindus who are Republican. One guy came here as a kid with his family. He said his father became a legal citizen as they all did eventually and his father was so proud to hang out the American flag and always looked for products that are American made. Another guy who runs a dry cleaning business which I patronize and he frequently talks to me about Democrats terrible economy policies. I am glad to have decent hard working people of all faiths who love America and will vote for Trump as fellow Republicans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (joD2C)

766 Ribbed, you do know you are starting to sound like:

"Those people need to stay on their side of the track, our good women should not be seen with those people!"((Sniff))

Right?

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (4HMlb)

767 Biden, as opposed to "Biden," has been in influence peddling for half a century. He is holding out for "X" before he withdraws. The one reason it may not happen, even if the bid is met, is Dr. Jill. I actually think she may be able to keep him in. The whispering campaign shows either that is the case or the price too high right now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (KSNKu)

768 If Joe drops out of the race now he'll be remembered as a hero???
Seriously? Come on man!!

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (Lo97M)

769 If Ace doesn't go to the doctor, then we can't behave ourselves while he's gone, and then we won't get any cookies from Bluebell.


So go to the doctor, Ace!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 18, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)

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Can't we just have cookies anyway? We've been good!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

770 That can then be overridden, IIRC. It doesn't necessarily end there.
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (hOOi9)


It would be easier, faster, cleaner, and more explainable to impeach and convict. Do you see the Democrats doing that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (nR2nR)

771
ooooooddd

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (NrlFJ)

772 Please, listen carefully, the 25th is for a temporary transfer of power and the power gets transferred back as soon as Biden writes a letter. The letter doesn't even have to be "accepted" by anyone, he just has to write it.

The 25th Amendment is not a coup mechanism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:34 PM (nR2nR)


I was right:. From Section 4

"... Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, ..."

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (hOOi9)

773 @731 Ribbed-I didn't say nor imply all religions are the same.

Proselytize? You're not very good at it.

Posted by: JROD at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (IlL6s)

774 Nood...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (U+vfz)

775 770 That can then be overridden, IIRC. It doesn't necessarily end there.
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (hOOi9)

It would be easier, faster, cleaner, and more explainable to impeach and convict. Do you see the Democrats doing that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (nR2nR)

======

And that ain't clean, but you're very right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

776 The 25th isn’t the answer they need. It’s the guy with the cowl and the scythe. Even then, the current understudy isn’t all that stellar.

Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (rjJqk)

777
Fox reports Queen Cheatle met with Trump in the convention last night.

I heard she grabbed his ear and told him, "That'll buff right out."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (RKVpM)

778 When you've lost Fenlon, stop digging!

Posted by: catman at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (4HMlb)

779 Joe, Jill and Hunter hold the books on all the Ukrainian kickbacks to Democrats. They have power to control these Dems.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (4ElSH)

780 762 C'mon, AOC was a little cutie in her college dancing video.
https://tinyurl.com/2pmxrzt4

Posted by: Moron Analyst
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I am VERY OFFENDED that she would DANCE ON A ROOF!!!
Posted by: Democrat Strawman #57 at July 18, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)
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At least it wasn't sloping.

I remember when that video came out. The only time I remember her praised here. She was definitely doable.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 18, 2024 01:43 PM (1bNHn)

781 "Ribbed, you do know you are starting to sound like:"

You realize this entire argument is because I said I didn't want Sikhs praying at the GOP convention and everyone's response is "You can't push your religion on others!"

Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Ectld)

782 That can then be overridden, IIRC. It doesn't necessarily end there.
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (hOOi9)

It would be easier, faster, cleaner, and more explainable to impeach and convict. Do you see the Democrats doing that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 18, 2024 01:42 PM (nR2nR)


I don't see them doing either. I think they're stuck with him.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (hOOi9)

783 hOOi9)

733 I don't know anymore. I thought he would quit on July 4 after the debate. I am surprised he has been this stubborn about quitting. On the other hand he does have the delegates, if he quits he is dead man walking, the ultimate lame duck, there is literally no upside for him to quit.
Posted by: eric at July 18, 2024 01:37 PM (RqJez)

Dems have got two competing narratives - one is that Joe is “in it to win it” and won’t leave, the other is that they’ll force him out soon. I hope for the first, of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (pgG81)

784 750 742 >> NM was in play.

That probably sent at least a few people to the hospital.
Posted by: electronic means at July 18, 2024 01:39 PM (rjJqk)

=======

It probably explains the panic behind the scenes.

The election is lost, badly. They have to do something.

Or,...they have to be on top of the party when it all happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 18, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

New Mexico. For every black and white female vote Kammie wins-back and adds, she'll lose 2-3 Hispanic votes. Not only in New Mexico. Everywhere.

Posted by: Gref at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (YQCAS)

785 Makes me wonder, when you see Trump up 1-5% in battleground states, if that were actually the case, Biden still has a shot. But if all the Dems are telling him he has no shot, I'd love to see what the ACTUAL polling numbers look like.
Posted by: toddg
___

They're more worried about Democrats staying home and not donating money when it's clear the election is unwinnable.

Jimmy Carter famously conceded before election night ended and Democrats got destroyed in states that were still voting.

Posted by: Blago at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (wMRY8)

786 Ace,

Get Rohto eye drops. The one they mentioned yesterday lubricates but doesn't cool your eyes. Rohto cools.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (xjTDL)

787 The Dems gave Biden every possible chance to prove the debate was a "one off". Biden, as usual, fell flat on his face, multiple times. he had a couple of weeks of campaigning, where he couldn't afford any major gaffes. instead, the gaffes multiplied.

I think Dem internal polling must be absolutely brutal. And not for Biden - he's already lost. For the party. For competitive races. They are going to lose the senate, and the majority in the house is going to jump up by quite a bit. Schumer isn't asking Biden to leave for Biden, he wants to save himself, personally. Same with a lot of these Dems.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (nLFEI)

788 Fox reports Queen Cheatle met with Trump in the convention last night.

---
She leaned in an whispered "Missed you this weekend."

Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2)

789 We'll know something when early voting starts and the Dem ballot harvesters start doing their thing. When voters start telling them "Nah, I'm voting on the personal this time", then there's something afoot.

Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

790 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
They’re taking Biden fishing soon …

https://tinyurl.com/mp6b5hzb

Posted by: redridinghood

Just taking the boat out to Fire Lake...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 18, 2024 01:47 PM (hCzfy)

791 I would like to think there's no chance they whack Shitpants now. This soon after an attempt on the other guy? It would be the end of the political left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:47 PM (BAEGB)

792 Says who? The same anonymous sources saying that Obama is pressuring Joe? I don't believe any of this. These are all planted stories, probably by Kamala herself.

And even if Big Mike were organizing fundraisers for Kamala, so what? She is the current VP and has her own campaign to run.

As I said above, I'll believe that Obamaland is actively pushing out Biden when Obama himself says so. Until then, this is a rope-a-dope.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 18, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

This.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 18, 2024 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)

793 You realize this entire argument is because I said I didn't want Sikhs praying at the GOP convention and everyone's response is "You can't push your religion on others!"
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Ectld)



Well I guess you had it coming.

GOP is poised to having a "bigger tent"; anything that moves away from the notion that the Republican Party is just for "church ladies" is a good move.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:48 PM (hOOi9)

794 News to me:

1) Crooks had a JuCo degree in Engineering Science. He had been accepted at Robert Morris University, to study engineering, starting in the fall semester.

2) Judging by his 'Net search history, it looks to me as if Crooks would've been just as happy trying to assassinate Biden! He researched rally sites for BOTH Trump & Biden. Also googled both men.

Crooks also searched for "manic depression."

I conclude from the above that Crooks was likely a mentally shaky, confused young screwball-- without an articulable political motivation. Like most assassins & wannabe assassins these last 50 years. That he was under deep suspicion of threatening to shoot up his HS would be consistent with this.

Posted by: mnw at July 18, 2024 01:48 PM (NLIak)

795 nood

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 18, 2024 01:48 PM (etuaZ)

796 Trump gave them what they wanted when he debated early. He was manipulated once again.

Posted by: jeremiah at July 18, 2024 01:51 PM (h04CF)

797 by: Axeman at July 18, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2

I know you were being sardonic but that’s creepy. I’m very suspicious of the head of the SS- who obviously isn’t a Republican/ showing up at the convention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2024 01:51 PM (joD2C)

798 Repubs seriously need to pivot to how they handle Kumala

and she is even more incompetent than Joe
Posted by: Big Star at July 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Modkf)

Just run ads featuring clips of the things she’s been saying the last 4 years. This is the woman who was supposed to be a “border czar” and she didn’t even show up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2024 12:42 PM (pgG81)

I wouldn't even do that. Just repeat Biden's failures and ask her if she would do the same if elected. If she says no, she's betrayed Biden. If she says yes, she's accepted the anchor that will sink her.

Dems only win when they can run as an unknown who might produce positive change, outside the mega-fix. Harris can't run as an outsider. Look at how well Mondale did in 1984.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 01:52 PM (eoQWY)

799 Trump gave them what they wanted when he debated early. He was manipulated once again.
Posted by: jeremiah at July 18, 2024 01:51 PM (h04CF)

Manipulated into destroying Biden's candidacy and upsetting any plans for a coherent campaign you mean?

Yeah, get manipulated more.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 01:53 PM (eoQWY)

800 You realize this entire argument is because I said I didn't want Sikhs praying at the GOP convention and everyone's response is "You can't push your religion on others!"
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Ectld)

Don't be a strident bigot and then retreat to "poor widdle put upon me" when you're called out for it. It was because you said allowing her to pray was an insult to God and shouldn't be tolerated.

Several hours ago. And you still won't shut up about it.

How you fit that huge goalpost in that tiny little bailley is pretty impressive, though

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2024 01:53 PM (BAEGB)

801 You realize this entire argument is because I said I didn't want Sikhs praying at the GOP convention and everyone's response is "You can't push your religion on others!"
Posted by: Ribbed at July 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Ectld)



Well I guess you had it coming.

GOP is poised to having a "bigger tent"; anything that moves away from the notion that the Republican Party is just for "church ladies" is a good move.
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 18, 2024 01:48 PM (hOOi9)

I'm pretty sure God can figure out how to interpret good wishes from any number of different religions and peoples.

Reminds me when someone mocked Physicist Neils Bohr over his office having a lucky horseshoe on the wall. He replied: "I am assured that it brings good luck if I believe in it or not"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 18, 2024 01:57 PM (eoQWY)

802 There is no doubt that they are in the negotiation stage now……What does Biden get for doing the right thing by dropping out? What does Hunter get? How big a library?? Once this gig is up, there will be no more foreign shakedowns or “art” sales. This guy is toxic!

Posted by: Cookie at July 18, 2024 02:12 PM (UThdG)

803 Will the Biden Presidential Library be located in Wuhan, Beijing or Kiev?

Posted by: Stacy0311 at July 18, 2024 02:19 PM (8LKg9)

804 SloJo has close friends?

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at July 18, 2024 02:38 PM (rul/S)

805 Biden Presidential Library will be in the basement of the house in DE

Posted by: Grateful at July 18, 2024 02:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

806 There have been F-16s in the sky for hours now.

And it's time for dinner!

Surreal.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 18, 2024 12:30 PM (0hHRY

Where do you live?

Posted by: BonnieBlue is tired of the lies at July 18, 2024 03:01 PM (D+qp7)

807 I debated finding a spot in the very crowded lot but ultimately parked in a online order pick-up spot, pretty far back from the entry. It was liberating! I am no longer an arbitrary, bulls**t rule-follower.
--------

Dude.... You're a fucking Animal! I want to party with You

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2024 03:37 PM (F90Zm)

808 Replacing Biden before the assassination attempt was a tall order, as the Democrats' rank and file have had no meaningful opportunity to have a say in their party's nomination and replacing Biden and or Harris risks cutting into the black vote, which the Democrats cannot do without.

The smart play would be to keep Biden in, and launch another BLM intifada when the next George Floyd inevitably rolls around.

Posted by: Eric J Dale at July 18, 2024 03:42 PM (Z18v3)

809 Democrat Donkey tries to fly using Acme Super Outfit runs off cliff strikes a pose falls straight down CRASH

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 18, 2024 04:47 PM (wGqjj)

810 What do I think? I think Biden is looking more and more like Hitler (sorry, Godwin) in his bunker, becoming frustrated at all the failures that surround him and have lost the war for him. Just maybe it will turn out differently, and he will take Eva and the dog and just fly off to Argentina Rehoboth and live as a painter. Pleasant trees, nice trees... with snipers in them....

Posted by: GWB at July 18, 2024 06:32 PM (uhy3E)

811 Big Mike for president. She has a bigger johnson than Obama. Though Obama has eaten more weiners.

Posted by: Jane at July 18, 2024 09:24 PM (bXvrr)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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