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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:30 PM (Wnv9h)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (+myjY)
Thanks for all these great Monday threads.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 07:32 PM (gzH5K)
https://tinyurl.com/3vkcw2bw
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 07:26 PM (LkLld)
This ought to be on the sidebar.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 07:33 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)
I give you Kamen America with a capybara mascot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVguM88EsU
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (4M+oY)
Have you been alright
Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That's what I'd say
I'd tell you everything
If you'd pick up that telephone
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)
The video with the hand drawing of the number 1 is clearly CGI. Also the animation sucks.
The telephonic sheep pic is cool.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (x5DWu)
Posted by: The Tijuana Donkey Show Talent Assn. at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (gbOdA)
She is all of a sudden going to have to talk down to the whole country, it will be funny.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:35 PM (4M+oY)
Two dimensional bubbly goodness.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (x5DWu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (4M+oY)
https://tinyurl.com/3tpcm6xb
25 seconds; well worth your time; but VERY loud -- darn 1930's technology!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Scotch? Or good Scotch?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (4M+oY)
I saw the trailer you linked. It is...tempting.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (x5DWu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
So the entire home moonshine idea that just in case you may brew moonshine you cant laws just got thrown out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (QAK8m)
*cracks yet a nother Leinie from the freezer!*
*looks at empty popcorn bowl*
meh. at least I don't got flies in my eyes like Appleby!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:39 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (R8JgY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)
Nothing satisfactory. That love fest call between Kamala and Biden could easily be fake. It's amateur hour at the WH.
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (QAK8m)
https://tinyurl.com/3tpcm6xb
25 seconds; well worth your time; but VERY loud -- darn 1930's technology!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (wse2C)
Von Mises would approve.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:40 PM (x5DWu)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (H9dsb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:36 PM
Take care of yourself, Sponge.
How's the First! Lady?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)
Deep State tried to whack Trump.
I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.
Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Now don't ewe start with the sheep puns!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)
We need proof he can do his current job. The US is in a terrible place.
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (R8JgY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)
_
Just a tin voice following the pulling of a string.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (5MvGY)
How's the First! Lady?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)
She's good. Just woke up from her back at home nap. Needs to eat so she can get on the pain meds, but other than that, she's doing good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)
They said the put up about 120 barrels and ending up bottling about 80 barrles worth.
Does that sound right?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (5MvGY)
I saw that. Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
It's crazy - the stuff is made in KY. I meet up with a guy in OBX, who is from DE, to take delivery.
I'm trying to get a message to the distiller - if you ever want to open a branch in TN. . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:43 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (D9pmM)
I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.
Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (j4U/Z)
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*points to self in mock disbelief*
Posted by: Deep State at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (JvZF+)
I’m trying to think what the absolute funniest thing to happen would be and so far I think it’s the scenario where Harris taking over doesn’t stop the slide
so the Dems start frantically casting about for another new candidate like they’re Spinal Tap going through drummers
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:44 PM (gbOdA)
Glad you are intrigued. It is a full movie that does everything later done in Samurai X and Golden Kamuy. Plus a lot of blood and bodies being sliced apart. And brief nudity.
Kamen America looks like so much fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)
Right now: the status of the Democrat party
-- No 2024 candidate
-- a lame duck in the White House (or being held in Delaware for unknown reasons)
-- control of the Senate
-- possibly publicly shunning Netanyahoo because of the jew-haters in the Democrat party
-- a "vice president" with no clear role in the election or in the administration
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (H9dsb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (D9pmM)
Posted by: Sponge
“You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you".
Have that drink.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:46 PM (6pLRH)
Posted by: Ben Had
Saw the Yaks and thought of you!
(Wow, does that sound weird!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (gzH5K)
As I said, between now and the D convention is camelface's "trial period." She is on "probation," with the chance to prove herself.
If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (H9dsb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (UWgy2)
I didn’t believe until right now that a specific stand down order was given by the Secret Service to leave the assassin alone. But now that we know Cheatle refused to record or archive the comms (or potentially even deleted them), I don’t think there’s any other conclusion to draw.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4fm5bj
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (wse2C)
'I don't know how anyone watching Cheatle today can come to any other conclusion.'
I know. At least she could pretend to be sorry she f___ed up.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (3wi/L)
He could do less
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (HJ9BW)
So Presidential Gong Show?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Gene Gene the dancing machine!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (6pLRH)
Posted by: Cavity Rodent Facts at July 22, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
YAK FUN FACT: If you go to the Himalayas you'll see a lot of "yaks" but they're not really yaks. They're a yak hybrid called a Dzho. Dzhos are what Tibetans breed for meat because they're docile and easier to domesticate than real yaks.
A fun Dzho byproduct is yak patties, which are neatly stacked in yards and on rooftops. You can literally have a six-foot wall of yak shit around your domicile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM (JOR6L)
Go for it. So glad to hear that things turned out on the positive side today. Prayers continue.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 07:50 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 07:50 PM (szWen)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Gary Numan at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)
Kamen America looks like so much fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)
Kamen America is a comic by Mark Pellegrini and Tim Lim. You can find it out there on certain, uh...Russian pirate sites of questionable ethics and legality.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:51 PM (x5DWu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA)
You can have a lot of fun Vegas with a whole roll of them in your pocket, though...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (8sMut)
The outro to Pantera's Floods
Looped for 2 1/2 hours.
https://tinyurl.com/24wd3xmq
A song that goes everywhere and nowhere.
Prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Sponge
Best wishes to the missus, Sponge. May her recovery be rapid and complete.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (+myjY)
I’m sorry. The First Lady.
Posted by: RI Red at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2tKzk)
What's most disconcerting to me is how many people think biden "resigned."
It's not that difficult to understand. He's simply not running for another term.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (H9dsb)
At least today I didn't have to go to a dog show. Had to run a ton of dog bedding through the laundry but that was almost a relief.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Penguin Pete at July 22, 2024 07:53 PM (V5BDR)
You could do worse than a yak in a crisis. An armadillo comes immediately to mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (+myjY)
If she polls poorly, she will not be the nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now
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Getting through her bump is going to be difficult. I may need a gallon of Valu-rite to wash down these blackpills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)
What I admire about the Donor class is that were able to do in a fortnight what neither the House or Senate could ever do through the impeachment process.
That is power. Who needs an impeachment to remove a wicked and depraved person when a few billionaires can just threaten to withhold campaign money.
Nation over Party!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)
>>What kind of thoughts run around in your mind as you feed the chipper?
Normal, everyday thoughts like revenge, justice and dominion.
Anyway... These Gimlets won't drink themselves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (lsYBG)
meh. fuel for winter heat. innit?
see the same, but pine logs, here in Wisconsin.
granted, I like wood a lot better than Dzho-shit for fuel, but gotta do what a man's gotta do to live until spring one way or another ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (UWgy2)
Posted by: Elsie the Cow at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)
Be of good cheer! This is all going according to plan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do in order to get that seed.
Posted by: VP at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 22, 2024 07:55 PM (0HOXn)
Had a disturbing thought today. With the new Ranma 1 or 2 due out later this year I am wondering if next year at Katsucon one of the founders will drag out his Shampoo costume.
Dude glad you are having fun but you are over 6ft tall. Shampoo you are not. Especially now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (LHPAg)
So Presidential Gong Show?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Will the convention be lit or will the popcorn we've stashed away in anticipation be wasted?
Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM
She's gonna have to have her stomach pumped. Damn.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (0HOXn)
What's most disconcerting to me is how many people think biden "resigned."
It's not that difficult to understand. He's simply not running for another term.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:52 PM (H9dsb)
Biden didn't hand in his resignation to the Secretary of State, so no, he is still in office.
Posted by: Richard Nixon at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)
That's a good point.
Even the DUmmies can't un-see that it's a handful of billionaires that select the D ticket.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (H9dsb)
1) The water tower.
2)The second story windows where the Secret Service posted counter-sniper team(s).
3)The sniper’s unobstructed line of sight from “sloped” roof to stage.
There’s a major conspiracy afoot.
https://x.com/RepEliCrane/status/1815432341373780041
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 07:57 PM (Zfp9s)
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 07:58 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (HJ9BW)
She a laugh riot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (BoA4i)
But I am thinking of that obscure cult that kept dropping boulders on hapless chickens behind the tavern Moon in Splendor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM (HJ9BW)
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Hatin' her back over here, Boss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (HJ9BW)
Remember when Democrats lectured us mud people on the dangers of money in politics and how we needed public funding of elections?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (1Nxff)
Pensioner democracy
1) Old people vote more often than any other cohort.
2) No drug or alcohol use, a very hot third wife, and a good golf game, help keeps President Trump young.
3) This is in sharp contrast to Hilldog and Bitme.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)
3)The sniper’s unobstructed line of sight from “sloped” roof to stage.
--
The MSM is posting videos left and right about it, but it's like it didn't happen. I doubt anyone in D.C. asked that PepsiCo BossBabe about it.
And even LIVs in the comments are saying "Wait, what? You're telling me there were people directly behind him?"
https://tinyurl.com/2cg5zbjj
(start at 20 seconds if it doesn't put you there)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:01 PM (LGV1j)
https://youtube.com/shorts/qiaRJTyce6g
If ever I go to Japan I won't be going to the nerd places. I will eat at every restaurant and street vendor I find.
I will eat myself to death like that one fat chick I posted earlier today.
It will be a good death.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:01 PM (WR73U)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM (RRd91)
Valu-rite and black pills???
Shesh.
All I have is out of date cough syrup and I have to pick my own mushrooms. *wink...wink*
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:02 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:03 PM (u82oZ)
zrvzfzrizlkfglgsdrdogrs'sgrgsrg
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at July 22, 2024 08:03 PM (xCA6C)
Sorry, everyone, no more talking about the assassination attempt. It's yesterday's news. Now it's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (1Nxff)
Dude glad you are having fun but you are over 6ft tall. Shampoo you are not. Especially now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:56 PM (4M+oY)
Oh, that sounds...attractive.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (WR73U)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 08:04 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:38 PM (4M+oY)
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No, chemically enhanced presidents.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #01 at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 07:49 PM
Amateurs.
Posted by: Penguins at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (D9pmM)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (J8LnB)
She was bound to get a bump over this but she will be coming back to earth just as rapidly. She's a dope and that's not going to change.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)
The next four sound completely different. Maybe the roof shooter taking his cue and opening fire.
But I'm leaning towards the sniper in the 2nd floor window taking the first three shots.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #01 at July 22, 2024 08:05 PM (qfLjt)
Kamala goes in for a boob job and a butt lift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (ftFVW)
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)
Today, however, it describes the claim that Biden is still living.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:08 PM (krQz2)
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)
If here were a Cuban Commie, would he be a Castronaut?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:08 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM
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It's Big Mike who has the bump.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (GvV4W)
Yemeni rebels (supplied by Iran) close the Red Sea. This is a vital link between Asia and Europe. Closing it to shipping makes inflation go higher immediately, and kneecaps Egypt's revenue from the Suez Canal.
Note the contrast between the US and Royal Navies response to closing the Red Sea and Israel. Self defense, throwing a few miles at truck parks and non-vital points make the US and Royal Navies ineffective.
Israel goes after the heart of the rebels, shuts down the port, burns all their stored oil, threatens food warehouses. Highly effective. Nest: Go after water facilities in that desert area.
Israel showed us how to use power effectively.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)
From a distance and in dim lightning it was merely noticeable that Shampoo was very very tall.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:10 PM (4M+oY)
Yeah, he's going to appease the black ladies!
This could get spicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:07 PM (gzH5K)
They are all going to fall in on Kamala. She said she's gonna call them racists if they don't.
They have given up on winning the 2024 presidential race.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:11 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (UWgy2)
Thank you!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Be of good cheer! This is all going according to plan.
Posted by: Cicero
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I need to hear this.
Valu-rite and black pills???
Shesh.
All I have is out of date cough syrup and I have to pick my own mushrooms. *wink...wink*
Posted by: Diogenes
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The Fully Loaded Cardboard Membership
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (RRd91)
She a laugh riot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 07:59 PM
Additionally:
1) She saved your life with quick thinking.
2) She puts up with your bass ukelele solo practice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (D9pmM)
As I commented ages ago on blog.
The difference between tactical and strategic bombing can be boiled down thusly:
Tactical bombing breaks milk bottles.
Strategic bombing kills the cow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:13 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)
They got Joe to the White House.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:13 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)
.
@Polymarket
- Presidential Election Winner
🟥 Donald Trump: 64%
🟦 Kamala Harris: 29%
——
Swing States (chance of winning)
Pennsylvania: 🔴 Trump 55-45%
Wisconsin: 🔴 Trump 55-45%
Michigan: 🔴 Trump 53-47%
Arizona - 🔴 Trump 65-35%
Nevada - 🔴 Trump 65-35%
Georgia - 🔴 Trump 70-30%
North Carolina - 🔴 Trump 71-29%
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (szWen)
Can the background look like rubies, topaz, sapphire?
Would be cool.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
The power of Horde Prayer is real. Today went well because of all the prayer.
We are blessed to 'know' you, and others we know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)
Many of her swallows are heavily laden.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS8)
About Mark Kelly...
That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:14 PM (4M+oY)
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Unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 07:54 PM
It's Kamala. We will be fine.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (JOR6L)
Posted by: Yak On A Hot Tin Roof? at July 22, 2024 08:16 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)
Shot in the head by a deranged Democrat. Seems to happen a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS
LMAO! It's gonna be one of those nights.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (gKDq2)
Hope everyone has a great evening
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 08:17 PM (fwDg9)
I know a lot of people said that. I thought no way. No way they are that devious.
I guess I underestimated them.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
1) She saved your life with quick thinking.
2) She puts up with your bass ukelele solo practice.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:12 PM (D9pmM)
Lol. This is true my friend. And may I add "has not stabbed me in my sleep."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 08:18 PM (BoA4i)
When an incumbent is forced to drop out of his reelection bid and his dope of a VP gets installed in his place that isn't usually called winning.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)
Kelly is a parasite who uses Gabby's infirmity to brush up his 'halo.' Much like the vermin who were around James Brady.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (05iS
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They have carried many a load.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (krQz2)
About Mark Kelly...
That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)
Swoon!
Posted by: Democrat voters at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (xt5tS)
Today went well because of all the prayer.
Posted by: Sponge
A little moonshine to celebrate is probably in order!
(and a few prayers of thanks ascending too.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 08:20 PM (wse2C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:20 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (D9pmM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:19 PM (4M+oY)
Gabby wasn't even the target.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (05iS8)
She was bound to get a bump over this but she will be coming back to earth just as rapidly. She's a dope and that's not going to change.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:06 PM (LkLld)
I think it will actually get worse for her
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)
"Joe, just hold up this newspaper. This nice photographer is going to take your picture. You like your picture being taken, don't you Joe?" ~ Dr. Dr. 'Edith Wilson' Bye-den
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (Dm8we)
Ah, and the shootin' just started up. Neighbors have been training lately.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (gzH5K)
4Chan, "it's Photoshopped!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (fs1hN)
If Kamala was the plan, it was a stupid plan.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That would be the best place for him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (gzH5K)
I've been reading some comments from people like Peter Schweitzer who wrote about Harris in one of his books and Bill Shipley who knew her from CA politics and the legal community and there is a lot of corruption from her days in CA.
I'm sure Trump's team will hammer her hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (u73oe)
Well, they're Democrats so, . . .
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (gKDq2)
4Chan, "it's Photoshopped!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (4M+oY)
I want him on video walking out of the house and getting ice cream at the local joint...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (exHjb)
About Mark Kelly...
That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)
On the other hand, it’s pretty nice of him to take the old potted plant out for a walk every now and then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)
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Neil Armstrong?
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)
Have you seen the list of notches on Lewandowski's belt? They can do WAY better.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (IFNME)
Maybe we can send him to Mercury.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (mH6SG)
Kelly would piss off the people in the ISS, and then it would be "airlock with no suit time".
Wait. That sounds good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
No, they are merely garden-variety opportunistic apparatchik.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (4M+oY)
Ah, and the shootin' just started up. Neighbors have been training lately.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:22 PM (iZbyp)
sid, you ever think of cooking that stuff like greens, with a ham hock and some onions? I just now was wondering since we don't have any here. And don't want none neither.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (63Dwl)
That would be the best place for him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (gzH5K)
________
Voyager 1 would be better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (CsgRo)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:10 PM (4M+oY)
Someone just needed to pour cold water over his head.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM (9Gwyq)
Little Corn Pop disappeared the day we moved to the new house. I think the neighbor's dogs got him, but they wouldn't admit it.
Very sad. Publius still won't talk about it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (4M+oY)
Pensioner democracy
1) Old people vote more often than any other cohort.
2) No drug or alcohol use, a very hot third wife, and a good golf game, help keeps President Trump young.
3) This is in sharp contrast to Hilldog and Bitme.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)
This is going to be the Dems battle cry and we need to be better. Our issue isn’t age, it’s ability. People age differently, some people lose their mental acuity earlier, some never lose it. Again with Biden, it wasn’t age on its own. It was the dementia.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (p4NUW)
'Israel showed us how to use power effectively.'
Israel is actually trying to do the job instead of just going through the motions to fool people.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (4M+oY)
That story is so nutso. How much time could she possibly save on a long road trip by using a diaper? She still has to stop for fuel. Why didn't she steal an airplane, and fly it to the murder site? Presumably as an astronaut, she had some flight training?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (05iS8)
You guys have such dirty minds. Shame on you.
Posted by: JackStraw
No way that this is the 1st time you've seen that comment.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
It isn't like there haven't been days when *biden didn't show up for something.
Typical misdirection and distraction.
Whether *biden's alive or not is probably not even relevant anymore.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:28 PM (Q4IgG)
“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)
Somebody talk to them about what / means. I always firmly believed that was Ranma Half. That’s what I see when I see 1/2.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (8sMut)
Little Corn Pop disappeared the day we moved to the new house. I think the neighbor's dogs got him, but they wouldn't admit it.
Very sad. Publius still won't talk about it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Aww, Miley. I am so sorry. That stinks.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (Ffnj+)
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM (exHjb)
I think just walking at this point would be a major achievement for him. Especially if the rumors are true that he's had a 'major medical event' and that's why he's being hidden.
It's like the death of a king. Everybody has to gather around to watch him die to make certain the old coot is really dead. That's what I think is going on right now. Gathering in Delaware for a death watch.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (gKDq2)
When is Russia's next mission to Venus?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Send him over to spend time with his sponsor "Tencent" if they'll have him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)
I want names. 36??
Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (d9LQi)
It's Kamala. We will be fine.
Posted by: Redbanzai
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They're loving her at the Bulwark. Here's the meme:
Kamala is the prosecutor. Trump is the felon!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (RRd91)
Giffords...
Giffords...
That name sounds familiar. Is that the lady that was spared when that Republican was assassinated and the little kid was murdered?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (LGV1j)
“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)
That guy is a loser putz
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (NtVYv)
But the literal title is Ranma 1 or 2 as in male or female.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Or the rocket carrying Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Arnold, and Paulie Shore to the sun.
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at
Most people this psycho don’t exactly act rationally. If they did, there would not be a cross country drive in diaper.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (p4NUW)
About Mark Kelly...
That lady podcaster called "Lucretia" says he's utter scum who cheats on Gabby. He drags her around for appearances and she's so disabled she practically falls off her chair. He pushes her up to the podium and she's almost nonverbal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RRd91)
People in AZ positively ached for him to be their Sen.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (8sMut)
It's all they have. They're stuck with her.
They will pull out all the stops for her. They have to.
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (ftFVW)
Adjust your flight plans accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (D9pmM)
when does the old man come back
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)
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Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (iZbyp)
Nice ass.
Someone remind me of the name of the music.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #02 at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (qfLjt)
The actions of Russia with the two previous presidents to Trump, and the one after, are in sharp contrast to when Trump was in office.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
I should possibly mention that Baba Yaga is a chick, and it is a source of wonder to me why Keanu Reeves' character in the heart-warming John Wick franchise should be tagged with such a description. Did Keanu Reeves, not unlike Gamera, a friend of children everywhere, approve of this, or were there notes? Cinema is a fraught affair, and a creative vision is not without casualties.
But we speak of Kamala Harris. She likely did not see any of the John Wick films. More likely The Fast And The Furious, provided someone was there to explain it to her. Fast, Kamala, fast go the cars, and their fury is made manifest. Such would suffice.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (tmPIh)
Maybe we can send him to Mercury.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:25 PM
He looks like an Andy Gump squeeze doll.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (4M+oY)
This should be the only thing Americans should be allowed to watch in June.
Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (8sMut)
After that, hopefully the non-stop whining will cease.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 08:33 PM (8AONa)
Adjust your flight plans accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:32 PM (D9pmM)
Joe Biden is about to ascend into Paradise on the back of a flying unicorn?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 08:23 PM (fs1hN)
This makes more sense than anything else Ive heard today Or maybe it was a big oopsie with the doseage
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)
That rocket will need to have the power of five a Saturn Vs.
Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)
Holy fvk I can't believe the old themes she's hammering.
Trump wants to take us backwards.
We want to take America to a future that makes room for ALL Americans. A future where no child has to grow up in poverty. Where everyone has access to paid family leave and affordable childcare. Where every worker is paid fairly. Where every senior can retire with dignity.
Why haven't they done it yet?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (RRd91)
I want names. 36??
Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22,
Presidents in office and their immediate family get protection. Ex presidents and their spouses get it along with children under 16. Extensions can be asked for, Bush and Obama did for their kids in college.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (p4NUW)
Adjust your flight plans accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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That's. . . what . . . 5 acres or so?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)
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Profiles in Corruption. She has her own whole chapter. She's horrible. And he has everything footnoted meticulously.
San Franpsycho used to work with her and I think it's safe to say he's not a fan.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (bS+DD)
“KAMALA BETTER NOT BLOW THIS!!!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:29 PM (S6gqv)
Wasn't actually him, sadly.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:35 PM (H1b5q)
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 22, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)
That rocket will need to have the power of five a Saturn Vs.
Posted by: The Party at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (8sMut)
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Paulie Shore is still alive?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:27 PM
The 'ettes do.
The average 'ron's strength is the strength of ten, because his heart is pure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (D9pmM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's the best part of the story BECAUSE of that. This woman had other crew-members lives in her hands, but that was her normal everyday reality.
Imagine if they were in space and she had a dream that another astronaut had called her fat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (LGV1j)
Have you heard of the latest controversy the terminally online Twitter anime tourists have ginned up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (CsgRo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)
I want names. 36??
Clinton, Bush, Trump, joe Biden, jill biden. There are still 31 more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (d9LQi)
Supreme Court, there's nine. Wait, no. There's all them muslims in congress.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (LHPAg)
“DNC announces new nominating process. Candidates need to be qualified Democrats, qualified to be president and have support of 300 convention delegates, with no more than 50 from any state. Process to be completed between Aug 1 and Aug 7 depending on how many candidates qualify.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (p4NUW)
I can see Fitzcarraldo as an allegory, a parable for the wistful career of a visionary Joseph Robinette Biden.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ)
Wait. That sounds good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Worked for us when we had to get rid of Balor.
Posted by: Moon Base Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (D9pmM)
That's some authentic internet malarkey right there.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (S6gqv)
Worked for us when we had to get rid of Balor.
Posted by: Moon Base Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)
Jawohl!
Posted by: Mondbasis Alpha at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)
For those about to sit down to dinner:
Hill/Jill nude Jello wrestling. You're welcome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (05iS8)
>>This appears to be on the level:
They are going to swap Harris out.
Moore/Kotek 24
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM (S6gqv)
It’s cute you think Dems follow rules, especially their own rules.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (CsgRo)
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)
What a middle name.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Oooooh. Didn't even think of that.
Awesome?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (hB7mE)
>>This appears to be on the level:
They are going to swap Harris out.
Moore/Kotek 24
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22
So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:36 PM (4M+oY)
Controversy? On the Twats?
Do tell.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (H1b5q)
Wait. That sounds good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2024 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
You can't prove shit Dave.
Posted by: Hal at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Who can say? I was referencing this Simpsons bit:
https://tinyurl.com/456rt49b
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (ftFVW)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)
You're right about that. I've never heard those names before -- ever.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (gKDq2)
Why haven't they done it yet?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:34 PM (RRd91)
Yeah.... uh... yeah... I know Math is probably not their strong suit... but.... INFLATION?
I retired 2 years ago, and everything I buy is at least 30% more expensive.
My parents were able to retire with dignity... I'm right on the edge... my Son? probably never will unless I leave him a big chunk of inheritance.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 08:37 PM (CsgRo)
Yeah but there’s me.
Posted by: Logistics at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (8sMut)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Hehehe...Kotex.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:42 PM (H1b5q)
who is closer to seething homicidal rage tonight:
Jill or Hillary
Posted by: Don Black
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I think we need a Venn diagram.
Posted by: Kamala, smirking at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (RRd91)
Awesome?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
That was part of the congressional testimony. Fact. Not conjecture.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (08XW3)
>>So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?
Yep, apparently Saving Democracy translates to assassinate your opponent and failing that swap around your candidates until they poll above 50pct.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22
So they just get to keep swapping out loser candidates until they hit the right combo?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)
Moore? who? Mary Tyler Moore? isn't she morte?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (xaFKb)
“DNC announces new nominating process.
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they're just making shit up as they go, aren't they 💩
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Now don't ewe start with the sheep puns!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 07:42 PM (+myjY)
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Well you do know that the Democrats tried to pull the wool over our eyes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #03 at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
supplied by the bellwether company
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)
and I kid you not.
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #04 at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (S6gqv)
==
one of the nastiest racists of the obama era; and that means a lot
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:46 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:46 PM (8sMut)
>>Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.
And Barack Obama was household name?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)
I would celebrate, but the Oregon Secretary of State has crazy eyes and looks like "Rachel" Levine, and she is next in succession
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:39 PM
Sadly, the Malarkey Slayer, Darth Brandon, seems to be hors de combat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (D9pmM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:45 PM (S6gqv)
At least I never have to see those stupid signs when entering MD: Gov Wes Moore “Leave No One Behind”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #05 at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (0lEdh)
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (rjJqk)
this is going to be "fun"...
Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."
https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)
>>Wes Moore has zero name recognition outside of Maryland.
And Barack Obama was household name?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Not knowing the candidates at all allows you to run against Trump... just like last Prezzy election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)
A motto that works for Pete Buttigeig, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (05iS8)
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (Q5Ulg)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)
I see it as the parable of Werner Herzog trying to get a giant boat and Klaus Kinski to FNCKING DO AS DIRECTED!
With the part of Werner Herzog representing the deep state, and the giant immovable boat as Joeseph Bidenette
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM (63Dwl)
This is somewhat in poor taste but when Gnubreed announced he was going into hospice care I wanted to tell him to check in to Jimmy Carter's hospice because if they could keep that decrepit old sombitch alive for this long just think of the miracles they'd do for him.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (0lEdh)
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Without saving a dime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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At some point, you've saved too much money.
Posted by: Obumbles at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ciampino - Better Living Through Chemistry #05 at July 22, 2024 08:48 PM
Wicked pissah, bro.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)
https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM
Now do the part where you sucked Willie to get anywhere.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (4p0Xq)
I remember that Bess Truman, who lived about forever, had Secret Service protection. Agents considered the duty as a kind of Siberia.
FDR pulled Herbert Hoover's agents after he left office. Because Roosevelt was asshoe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 08:41 PM (p4NUW)
Kotek looks like an older, slightly more mannish Rachel Maddow
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM
Is she busty?
Asking for a browser tab.
Posted by: J. Random Single 'Ron at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (D9pmM)
https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)\
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She's been working for a guy like that for four years. Yet did nothing about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (BpYfr)
https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (V13WU)
And then we just keep playing that one clip of Tulsi Gabbard fucking dismantling Kamala in 30 seconds.
Fuck Kamala.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:53 PM (0lEdh)
Thin, healthy 32 year old man died "unexpectedly".
Overweight, otherwise healthy 50 year old woman died from a heart attack "unexpectedly"
Why yes they both got the clot shot.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:53 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (EqMg7)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (aVudl)
There is a manga and a new anime called Senpai is an Otokonoko. IE Senpai cross-dresses.
Main character is Makoto a bishonen who prefers to dress in girl's clothes because of the aesthetics, much to his mother's horror.
At school a girl falls in love with "her." Makoto rejects her advances at first but she is reveled to be bisexual. Then it turns into a love triangle with one of Makoto's male school buds, who is a closet gay and is in love with Makoto.
Sounds like the Twitter LGBTQ brigade would love it right?
Except some are ignoring the word Otokonoko - cross dress - in the title and insisting that Makoto is really trans.
Just nuke it all from orbit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (EqMg7)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:50 PM (S6gqv)
That right there. A product the Chicago machine, I took one look at him and told Mrs.E 'Those dem emeffers are gonna put that muslinm in the WH.' And Opra and Dr. Phil and all those aholes made it happen by wrangling the stupid white woman herd to the polls.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (LHPAg)
"Something Kamala has in common with Obama
They both laugh out loud so readily and sincerely. Joe too, but not quite so ebullient."
-- DU Commenter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (D9pmM)
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Amen, brother. I spent my entire life living modestly to accumulate a decent retirement fund and now it's worth half of what it was worth in 2020, and in 2030 it will be worth 25% of that. And then, after I go through that, I'll enter the same nursing home as my neighbor that has a huge house, a Maserati SUV for his wife (that looks like a Mazda but I wouldn't tell him that), a new truck every year, boats (plural), motorcycles, jet skis, and not a penny to his name.
I'm willing to admit that he was 100% smarter than me. Scraping pennies, buying used, putting money in investments, tucking away the first hour of wages... Ha. I could've had some really nice stuff instead.
Oh well.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (BpYfr)
they are hitting Trump where it hurts, firing up the base and intellectual arguments won't work; she will be forgiven...I remember when obama was installed, I am getting the same feeling
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:56 PM (aVudl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 08:49 PM (xaFKb)
There is one difference, though. This isn't 2020. A lot of shit has happened since January, 2021. People are living those changes -- and are not happy WITH THE POLICIES; some would say they woke up. Open borders gets everyone. Lack of energy equaling higher gas and other fuel prices hits everyone in many ways. Bidenomics/inflation. Ukraine money being pissed away. Plus, quite a few who didn't vote for him in 2020 now realize he wasn't so bad. No new wars, stuff like that. No, 2024 is very different from 2020.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D/hUK)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM
Head 'em up and move 'em out
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D9pmM)
If you don't have kids you should try to spend your last dollar the day you die.
If you do have kids then its more complicated...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (oZhjI)
The question from Billy Bob C is..... VP Harris may people are wondering the following... "Do You Spit or Swallow" ??
Posted by: CNN with Wolf Blitzer at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (hbjSA)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM
Those guys are fags!
Posted by: Spicoli at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 08:58 PM (LGV1j)
Just nuke it all from orbit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 08:54 PM (4M+oY)
The end will come, dear, the end will come. *Head pats*
I'm 90% convinced most of the tranny madness is just a bunch of dickhead transvestites who want to practice openly. Not every dude in a skirt wants to cut off his dick. Mostly they just want to wear silky panties and frilly dresses.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:59 PM (H/iGX)
Kamala is the prosecutor. Trump is the felon!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 08:30 PM (
If trump is smart, all he will do to that argument is say that kamala knows a lot about wrongfully prosecuting people and that he will not allow her to do to this country what her party did to him and what she did to the young black men in San Francisco.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 08:59 PM (JOR6L)
If we could offer the President enough chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, would he tell us of the manner in which Kamala Harris, Frau Clinton, and Gretchen Whitmer (D. -Kidnapped, Michigan) alit upon besoms and took themselves to the Brocken summit in Deutschland upon Walpurgis Nacht to salute the Prince of Darkness, converse about yoga, and have a nice mani-pedi while planning this usurpation of their Party's 2024 campaign? Or would he smile oddly and say "Boop," and then ask for a Brownie? And then you realize he does not mean a baked good, and recoil in fear and loathing.
In the end, do we not echo the words of John Lennon and Japan's chanteuse, Yoko Ono? "Strange things indeed, most peculiar Mama." Wow, this got dark. Es tut mir leid. Excelsior!
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (tmPIh)
There is something demonic about convincing people that to practice their sexual fetish fully they need to remove the sex organs that let them enjoy it...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (oZhjI)
They both laugh out loud so readily and sincerely."
Their tell. Also Hillary. And Biden.
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 08:52 PM (1Nxff)
Hoover actually drove around the US on his own, at one point he came through Salem Oregon, where he had gone to school and also to Newberg where he had grown up. One of the local reporters on the Capital Journal talked to him at the restaurant at the old Marion hotel. Dad talked about it, he wasn't there but he knew the reporter who interviewed him.
(Hoover went to Stanford with my great grandfather, they both wound up as civil engineers)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (D7oie)
They could both suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch?
Posted by: Democrat donors at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (oZhjI)
I have been terribly tempted to join Twitter just to post to them another anime called Koko wa Greenwood and the character named Shun.
See if they explode like Thunder does in Big Trouble in Little China.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (4M+oY)
>>Obama had been groomed for a long time. Remember this “unknown” was the keynote speaker at the 2004 Democrat Convention.
Obama was a backbencher Illinois state senator, weasels a US senate seat and two years later he's the POTUS.
No one knew who Barack Obama was and it didn't matter.
I think the Donks are going to use this opportunity to go real young and have a bright, shiny, articulate Obama clone as the President and have a young lesbo VP.
The MSM will literally ballot harvest for that ticket,
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: 18-1
Especially since many (most?) of them are too young to even know what they'll be missing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 09:03 PM (D/hUK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (EqMg7)
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4 years. But your point stands.
Posted by: Kumala at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (D/hUK)
And if the rains continue unabated cruise missiles just might be redundant.
The PRC has a bad track record of Tofu Buildings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 08:57 PM (D9pmM)
RAWHIDE!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 09:04 PM (BoA4i)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr)
It looked pretty cool when Richard Burton did it in "Doctor Faustus," from 1967. Could Klaus Kinski improve upon this, or would it be too much of a synecdoche for the World Economic Forum?
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (rjJqk)
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this gets close to the core element of all of it.
Everyone assumed the p3d() stage would come AFTER the tranny push.
Turns out the tranny push IS the p3d() stage. That's the whole point of introducing them to sexuality and graphic sexual topics. In a generation they will be accepting of it in regards to their children because they remember their grooming.
See also: Global Warming, recycling, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 08:44 PM (d9LQi)
Ineligible until 2029.
Posted by: Apophis at July 22, 2024 09:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:06 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (aVudl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (4M+oY)
Reality trumps parlor games. They are all in for Harris now and unless they want to lose huge in the House and Senate by screwing around again with their nominee they are stuck with her.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)
See if they explode like Thunder does in Big Trouble in Little China.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:01 PM (4M+oY)
*Looks up Greenwood*
*Looks up Shun*
*Looks around*
*Closes curtains*
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 09:07 PM (tg+ex)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (LGV1j)
See also: Global Warming, recycling, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:05 PM (LGV1j)
What children?
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (LHPAg)
There is something demonic about convincing people that to practice their sexual fetish fully they need to remove the sex organs that let them enjoy it...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:00 PM (oZhjI)
My Son is mad at me right now... in an argument about this subject... I said if people will be forced to go along with who I say I am... then you may call me Emperor Napoleon... and they must all bow to my Imperial Highness.
He was not amused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 09:08 PM (4M+oY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Have they disclosed the purpose of the meeting?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Eromero
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The children having their parts removed are the tip of the spear, but the children of the kids currently growing up being taught that trannies are normal and gay sex books in elementary schools are normal.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (LGV1j)
Trump is calling her Cackling Kamala. I think he needs to go harder than that.
Posted by: Kamala, smirking at July 22, 2024 09:10 PM (RRd91)
He was not amused.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Ask him if he can choose his adjectives.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (LGV1j)
My Son is mad at me right now... in an argument about this subject... I said if people will be forced to go along with who I say I am... then you may call me Emperor Napoleon... and they must all bow to my Imperial Highness.
In Belgium you can get various government bennies if you are below a certain age. A man sued the government claiming to be "trans-age".
And...all my leftist cow-workers laughed because, obviously age is a biological fact unlike...err...sex.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (oZhjI)
Where is the media? Where's the outrage?
A buncha rednecks took selfies in congress and that caused a huge uproar.
Where's the call for congressional hearings? Will Pelosi be arrested for threatening the President with gangster tactics?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (hPjW7)
>>Reality trumps parlor games.
If your organizing principle was will to power, would you stick with Kamala?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)
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3m
🚨#BREAKING: South Carolina Congresswoman Rep. Nancy Mace has just filed a motion to impeach Kim Cheatle, Director of the Secret Service.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)
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Oh, I guarantee they know, and it's part of the kink.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:13 PM (LkLld)
That'll go in the Senate just like Mayorkas' impeachment articles went: Nowhere. Schumer is still sitting on them.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:15 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 08:38 PM (rjJqk)
I see it as the parable of Werner Herzog trying to get a giant boat and Klaus Kinski to FNCKING DO AS DIRECTED!
With the part of Werner Herzog representing the deep state, and the giant immovable boat as Joeseph Bidenette
Posted by: Kindltot
That shoot was a nightmare. Kinski insisted that he had "creative differences" with the vision that I articulated. I mulled it over and took counsel of my cinematic experience, gazing into the rain forest canopy with an earnest, beseeching stare. Then I told Klaus that he was a little bitch.
Tears welled in his absurdly-Teutonic eyes, and I shouted "Roll" to beckon the transmutation to filmic magic. After that, in the depth of the tropical night, I would visit the rudimentary tent that Kinski inhabited and say "Klaus, I am the anaconda. Beware my fangs and my means of constriction. Ooga, booga." I told this to William Friedkin, who said that he would fire a weapon on set or slap actors to motivate their performance. "Motivate, Bill?" I asked. "Motivation?"
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (tmPIh)
And if the rains continue unabated cruise missiles just might be redundant.
The PRC has a bad track record of Tofu Buildings.
Posted by: Anna Puma
For some reason I always boost that dam damn to 5.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (gzH5K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:11 PM (LGV1j)
round and round on that subject... he believes that not going along with their idiocy makes you an asshole, and that government has a long history of making laws so that people are not assholes.
I continuously point out that asshole is subjective, and therefore any power given will eventually be abused... and then point out how he was Fucked over when he was the Navy....
Yet... he still will cede all power to the government for some reason.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (xaFKb)
Aside from the sexual reference, is Kamala known for wearing the actual jewelry of pearl necklaces,? because if she is . and a person didn't know that you'd just think - if you weren't a leftist -that all women wearing pearl necklaces in support of Kamala are doing some stupid Barbie dress up game.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (EqMg7)
You're assuming there's no downside to trashing yet another front runner because she is losing.
Every politicians organizing principle is getting power. These guys are raising millions, sometimes tens and hundreds of millions to get power. But they aren't gods and sometimes they walk themselves into a box canyon.
They want to win the presidency but they also want to win control of Congress. If they just completely toss the rules and start decapitating everyone they will break their big tent clown coalition.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:17 PM (LkLld)
It is bliss to read the musings of a great auteur.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:18 PM (rjJqk)
Probably. Although it was pretty shocking how bi-partisan the attacks on her were in the House today. Even Jamie Raskin demanded she resign.
Democrats rely on SS protection too and that agency is clearly out of control.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)
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I can't help but assume this is part of a plan. Muddy the water, make it even more difficult to find out information.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:20 PM (LGV1j)
another day of surprises
I'm going to read some, then relax to the dulcet tones of The Great One on the wireless
AMF
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:20 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:15 PM (gKDq2)
Which makes me now think if Mayorkas had been impeached, convicted and removed from office, would the assassination attempt still have happened? Mayorkas is the real motherfucker in all this. He's Cheatle's boss, too. He didn't want Cheatle to testify which is why they had to subpoena her. Fat lot of good that did, though, with her evasive non-answer bullshit.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:21 PM (gKDq2)
>>You're assuming there's no downside to trashing yet another front runner because she is losing.
Jack, I don't think any of the old political considerations matter anymore or how anything looks, all that matters is power and the retention thereof.
After trying to assassinate Trump and failing, a week later Biden is pushed out, sure they are saying all the right things now, but they are engineering Kamalas exit as we speak.
She will not be the nominee.
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
She's already got a lot of committed delegates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 07:45 PM (4M+oY)
It's done by the guy who did the Potus Thump and Wall-Might spoofs. Timothy Lim, I think. Should be quality comedy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (XjtdB)
this is going to be "fun"...
Kamala's stump speech , preview: "Vice President Harris: As a former Attorney General and courtroom prosecutor, I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, and cheaters who broke the rules. So hear me when I say, I know Donald Trump's type.."
https://tinyurl.com/ytrvy7c3
Posted by: runner
Lots of black men in California were on the receiving end of Harris's prosecutorial misconduct. She was horrible and has a track record which I hope will be used against her. Assuming she is nominated. The Dems play Calvinball so who the hell knows.
But whatever...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)
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3 Gorges Dam, but easy to be thinking Chinese 5 spice and get things mixed up.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (2xB3Z)
Yup, Mayorkas skating after clear violations of the law, sends the message they are above the law...
Just like Hilary, or Biden...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (a1415)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2024 09:24 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:25 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (LGV1j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuQorVBJj4
Posted by: CNN with Wolf Blitzer at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (hbjSA)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:02 PM (gzH5K)
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3 Gorges Dam, but easy to be thinking Chinese 5 spice and get things mixed up.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (2xB3Z)
Heavily liberalize gun laws as well. I don't think the ROC has a 2A. They could use one.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:26 PM (8sMut)
418 At least we're not in a Constitutional Crisis.
So we have that going for us.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (a1415
People just forced the President to withdraw from an election via a threat.
No one has seen the President since July 17th.
He hasn't even bothered to say that this was his idea.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (tg+ex)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:16 PM (gzH5K)
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Bidenflation. Is there nothing it can't screw up?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (BpYfr)
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
The rational Dems know Kamalalaladingdong's polling is worse than Dementia Joe's, if such a thing is possible. They're saying all the right things NOW, but the Dem convention, and their superdelegates, will make the Party's choice, as apparently they always did (little did I know until recently).
I agree, Kamalalaladingdong won't be on the ticket. She is a 25th Amendment Insurance Policy which has now lapsed.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (gKDq2)
Distribute all that Biden campaign cash before disappearing into the night.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (gf6mn)
Yup, Mayorkas skating after clear violations of the law, sends the message they are above the law...
Just like Hilary, or Biden...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (xaFKb)
Or even Leftist protestors getting a slap on the wrist, if even that, after causing destruction of property, etc during protests.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:27 PM (8sMut)
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
OK.
Then who?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)
But whatever...
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 09:23 PM (sAmhv)
CA is far away from WI, MI, PA , GA and VA, and Kamala's work there will not be known to anyone. they will craft a beautiful vehicle for her. kamala, obama and eric holder. the triumvirate. y'all know where this is all headed.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at July 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: electronic means
Your vision is compelling. Could Kinski manifest an improvement? If he but lived, I think. The dark embrace that awaits all, took hold of him, at a time when I had an established alibi. He lives now, I am told, on a farm in the country where he is happy and at peace.
The WEF is such a twisted perversion of virtue signaling and hypocrisy that, if it did not exist, we should have to invent it. From time to time I phone Klaus Schwab and use artifice to conceal my utterances. "Klaus," I say, "Wie geht's?" Upon his reply, I pose the query, "Is your refrigerator running?" Of course it is, in the lives of such as he, appliances fear to fail the demands their masters place upon them. "Ja," he says. Then, with due emphasis, I state "Then it is incumbent upon you to go and catch it." He is chagrined and humiliated, yet powerless to exercise any revenge. I have pwned him, I think the kids say. Such things we do when we seek to rectify the imbalance of the Cosmos.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (V13WU)
She's got Pelosi, probably the most powerful elected Democrat today and her fellow Californian.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:30 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 09:32 PM (gzH5K)
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:22 PM (XV/Pl)
OK.
Then who?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)
*cackles*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (VavZF)
The Trump campaign seems pretty quick in response considerinv how soon they got out the. "She knew" ad. I think they can cover Kamala's. actual record as a prosecutor if /when they need to
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (EqMg7)
She was a Czzzzzaaaarrrr!
She owns the deaths of Americans at the hands of criminal illegals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)
Whoever the Dem party muckety-mucks decide is right for the role. I have no idea as to their Party's choice, but lesbian governors sure fits their identity party. Is one of them of color, though? Gotta have color to replace Heels Up.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (gKDq2)
No one works harder than a director, even one who at his own shoe.
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:33 PM (rjJqk)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)
It's mine... all mine... and you people said it would never happen...
Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (VavZF)
Imagine actually campaigning to win. How crass and vulgar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (n5OtF)
She's a fill in.
A crash test dummy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (Ud7de)
A crash test dummy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And, oddly enough, burdened by what has gone before.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (5Seyi)
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Are those the ones that self-delete and leave no record of any communications?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed SS snipers in the 2nd story window watching the shooter at July 22, 2024 09:35 PM (LGV1j)
It's just not done, old man, just not done. {Adjusts monocle and top hat}
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (rjJqk)
Will Animatronic Joe Dream Of Little Girls Who Look Like They're 19?
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:37 PM (5fDan)
He's hysterical. Loves messing with the fags out here who expect him to fall in line.
He just bought his first gun too.
*buffs nails*
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2024 09:38 PM (Q/e2v)
Might be criminal to go after the 3 Stooges Dam. Thing's a disaster waiting to happen, and it's not the fault of millions and millions who could die.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (Ud7de)
He's hysterical. Loves messing with the fags out here who expect him to fall in line.
He just bought his first gun too.
*buffs nails*
Posted by: nurse ratched
Pink 9mm?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (qZEuM)
I just finished a batch of hummus yesterday! Get the Bulgarian feta. You can't go wrong.
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (gKDq2)
As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?
I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.
A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.
I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)
"It's mine , all mine" sounds like Daffy Duck in the great cartoon, "Ali Baba Bunny". It would be fitting if Hillary got shrunken and closed up in an oyster shell too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (EqMg7)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (qZEuM)
Might be criminal to go after the 3 Stooges Dam. Thing's a disaster waiting to happen, and it's not the fault of millions and millions who could die.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)
History says few scruples exist in war.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (8sMut)
*thumbs thru Ruth Bader-Ginsburg playbook...*
Nah, we're good.
Posted by: The White House at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (DyY8E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
======
Please tell me you use Looney Tunes Life Lessons in your sermons. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 22, 2024 09:42 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:43 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:39 PM (DyY8E)
It would be nice if you took up for us like that. We were casualties of a war we had nothing to do with.
Posted by: Independent contractors working on the Death Star in Return of the Jedi at July 22, 2024 09:43 PM (8sMut)
LOL. No; I sometimes mentions shows, but not that one. I just love that cartoon even many years later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (EqMg7)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 09:44 PM (n5OtF)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)
Her favorability is less than 40 percent. She's toast.
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (5fDan)
Lol. Biden had decades in public life. None of his baggage haunted him. Why would Cocksucker be any different? You think the wagons aren't gonna circle for a beige woman? How curious does the media seem about the soft coup in progress? Most people are never gonna hear anything unfavorable.
Posted by: John Q. Public Does Not Care at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (FzNTb)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09
He apparently called in to an event Kamala was doing, he sounded stronger than he has recently. Maybe relieved?
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?
I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.
A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.
I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)
Who was the strongest such person in the past?
This might make for good discussion.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (8sMut)
As "President of the Senate", how much real power could Vance wield in that body, other than the occasional tie-breaker vote?
I'm thinking of an 800 lb. Gorilla Vance, squashing McDonnel and his ilk like the rotten bananas that they are.
A MAGA Senate would be a thing of beauty, and a force with which to reckon. Imagine V.P. Vance declaring the Senate to be In Recess, as a Fuck You to the chicanery o the McDonnel move, which denied Trump many appointments and picks.
I guess it'd depend on how tightly worded the role of "President of the Senate" might be, in both the Constitution and in various U.S. Code?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2024 09:40 PM (kQgoX)
Not worth a bucket of warm piss.
Posted by: John Nance Garner at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (8sMut)
The Left present her as the best they have to run for President. Just what I would expect.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (B1dzx)
I'm not as worried for our beloved America as I have been previously.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:46 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Yeah, probably a good threat to keep in your back pocket. As a first strike, though, the entire island would get bulldozed into the sea in retaliation.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:47 PM (DyY8E)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (xJEPL)
I'm not as worried for our beloved America as I have been previously.
Posted by: Tonypete
Outer Banks?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (RFPHU)
462 I want to know if Mudpants is room temp. I got a lot of confetti in the shredder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I sense a party in the making
Posted by: Miklos, ready to toss confetti like a drunken Rip Taylor on crack at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:41 PM (qZEuM)
I think we're at the Delaware house death watch stage. He might even be completely incapacitated as in bedridden with a rumored 'major medical emergency' that supposedly happened in Vegas.
Like I said, even a photo of him holding up a current edition of a newspaper would be better than what we now have, which is nothing. Who's running things? Why does it seem as if no one is curious about that? We may very well have had a palace coup, you know, to save democracy. I don't think Biden even knows he's resigned from the race. Someone put that 'letter' out, but I bet it wasn't him. I think they'll tell Joey soon, on a good day, that he's out. He may go ballistic.
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:50 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (xcIvR)
No one works harder than a director, even one who at his own shoe.
Posted by: electronic means
You are kind. We are in thrall to the muse of cinema, and her dictates govern our efforts. I had no choice but to eat the shoe, as I had promised to do so, and the Werner does not welch on a bet. The cinematic evidence is there, and amidst the antic japery of the deed is a truth unrevealed until the present moment.
When I faltered, I would secretly add and ingest the sovereign remedy for any troublesome attempts at consumption: Tiger Sauce. Not for me the Tabasco or the Ketchup, no, not that - only Louisiana's star condiment could suffice. I highly recommend it - not unlike Memphis-style barbecue, it awakens within us memories of what we see as happiness, joy such as one could only achieve otherwise by firing one's revolver at Klaus Kinski's feet while shouting, "Dance, Monkeyboy, dance!" I think I have a clip of that somewhere.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Watches The News at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Piper
Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (DyY8E)
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 09:51 PM (xcIvR)
That is an excellent question.
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (BoA4i)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (5Seyi)
I agree. But if we know it they definitely know it and they have rallied around her anyway. They live and die by polls and they still are throwing everything behind her a couple weeks before the convention. The idea that some governor who 90% of the country has never heard of is going to swoop in and save them in August when people are on vacation is a stretch.
They need to settle on a nominee and get their voters moving or they risk worse stuff down ballot. The presidency is a big prize but controlling Congress is every bit as important.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
There's enough AI generated stuff out there with his voice and others' voices that a supposed phone call doesn't prove anything. Still thinking he's not alive
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)
Biden didn't call into shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2024 09:49 PM (Ud7de)
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There are youtube videos out there with Biden, Trump, and Obama shootin' the shit (audio only). Hilarious, and convincing enough. If some asshole on youtube can do it, I expect the government can as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Piper
Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 09:52 PM (DyY8E)
THIS. Heard it too. Sounded pieced together.
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (BoA4i)
Posted by: Piper
Stronger than recently, as in...recorded back in better days?
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024
A little nasally, like a baby cold. Normal slurring. Told Kamala he is supporting her, called her kiddo, said Jill loved her. I am sure Jill gave a big eyeroll. Kamala said Joe and Jill were like family. Everyone swooned like Kamala broke out of the gate like a champ. You know, Dem insanity all around.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: KT at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (rrtZS)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
"John C. Calhoun of South Carolina, who served as vice president under both John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson, took an active role in Senate business. A scrupulous guardian of the Senate's written rules, he disliked the deference given to its unwritten customs and practices."
Posted by: Miklos, who has smoked a cigar on his front porch at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Why, yes. Yes, we are.
Posted by: Tonypete
Nice. I like Salvo and Buxton. Less crowds and more peace and quiet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
There's enough AI generated stuff out there with his voice and others' voices that a supposed phone call doesn't prove anything. Still thinking he's not alive
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)
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What would be the advantage to hiding his death? It would seem to resolve a lot of issues for the Dems.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (F4bAW)
"I Sing The Body Electric."
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Why, yes. Yes, we are.
Posted by: Tonypete
Is the greatest named place "Biscuits and P*rn" still there?
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Doof
Damned right it is!
Along with the original Duck Donuts.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miklos, do not ask at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 22, 2024 09:55 PM (qZEuM)
I had two vacations in Avon. Love the quiet at that end. Also spent two nights on Ocracoke, a first, having only made day trips before. Love the Outer Banks.
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (gKDq2)
·
33m
🚨#BREAKING: Kamala Harris has officially become the Democratic Party's presumptive nominee after winning the support of delegates, taking only 31 hours to secure the nomination
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2024 09:56 PM (F4bAW)
They're commies. They're reenacting the Death of Stalin.
Posted by: GOPe(xcrement) at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: I'm not dead yet! at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (BoA4i)
AI Joey
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 22, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
·
33m
🚨#BREAKING: Kamala Harris has officially become the Democratic Party's presumptive nominee after winning the support of delegates, taking only 31 hours to secure the nomination
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09
Good thing Obama developed that process! Guess Michelle said no.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 10:00 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (3/XaG)
Have you discussed this catharsis with Alec Baldwin?
Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 10:02 PM (rjJqk)
Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Doof
Damned right it is!
Along with the original Duck Donuts.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (5Seyi)
yes
Posted by: Miklos, do not ask at July 22, 2024 09:58 PM (XIkHl)
Yes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
All in favor say Aye
Motion is carried by consent
Posted by: Miklos pro tem at July 22, 2024 10:03 PM (XIkHl)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 22, 2024 10:08 PM (3/XaG)
I made flat bread yesterday.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: KT at July 22, 2024 09:54 PM (rrtZS)
Please, stop. I can only get so aroused.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 22, 2024 10:41 PM (hbjSA)
How to write like PKD: write your stuff, throw in an android, some 1960s-style SF technobabble, describe every female character's boobs, and then stuff in as many adverbs as you think you can get away with, then throw in a few more. Nobody 'just does' anything, they do it 'slowly', 'deliberately', thoughtfully', etc.
Posted by: LenNeal says condescendingly at July 23, 2024 01:04 AM (bFId9)
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)