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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Presidential Vegetable Is Back, Baby!I see people saying that Biden gaffed again, and either said that "regretfully" Trump survived the assassination attempt, or that he meant to say "fortunately" but instead said "unfortunately." I can't find clips of those gaffes, but here are others:
David Harsanyi What even the hell is this?
Jesse Singal Pop-Pop got into the cough syrup again. Pop-Pop is screaming at the maid again. CNN is trying to push Biden out of the race again:
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Wow ace, you're on fire today! Literally, if your eyes are still burning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (tT6L1) 2
Wah hey!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (3Fz6p) 3
Speakers
https://tiny.cc/# Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (4780s) 4
I think we need an ewok with laser beam eyes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (tT6L1) 5
We'd be truly screwed if Biden weren't a malignant narcissist who will have to be dragged out of the White House with a stout winch attached to a 2-ton truck.
Posted by: ballistic at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (fpVC1) 7
Hollyweird is gonna need an updated In the Line of Duty to restore the USCC image.
But who to replace Clint? Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NMT5x) 8
name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed social media docs show otherwise it's safe to assume the antifa shoote at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (EufLR) 9
I like how ace has cooled and moved to the center.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (vFG9F) 10
tiny.cc/zre6zz
Maybe this time Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (4780s) 11
again
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show otherwise it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a trann at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (EufLR) 12
Does being centered count towards Lowering The Temperature?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (VavZF) 13
Hope I me not to blame for the centered grey boxes
Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (4780s) Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (EXuhY) 15
Devil's advocate: Shouldn't protecting Jill Biden rate as higher mission priority than Donald Trump? Trump is a former president, while Dr. Biden is currently discharging most of the duties of the presidency.
Posted by: Funkotron at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (GpK3/) 16
7 Hollyweird is gonna need an updated In the Line of Duty to restore the USCC image.
But who to replace Clint? Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NMT5x) ===== Melissa Mccarthy, duh. Posted by: TJM's phone at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (myX7S) 17
>>> 5 We'd be truly screwed if Biden weren't a malignant narcissist who will have to be dragged out of the White House with a stout winch attached to a 2-ton truck.
Posted by: ballistic at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (oqH4h) That's DOCTOR Jill. We can lure Brandon out with an ice cream cone. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (VavZF) 18
"Does being centered count towards Lowering The Temperature?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket " I know I feel cooler. No wait, that's because I'm not wearing pants. Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F) 19
Also, love the centered comments. Just what we need to lower the temperature.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (phone, and in NJ) at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (EXuhY) 20
I like centering, it is essential for forming an arch
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (D7oie) 21
It's not always a black job . . .
Posted by: Kamala! at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (gKWVE) 22
He was so confused when he got to the landlord report. You could see him physically and mentally straining to read the numbers. Them he said he'd cap rent increases at $55, when it was supposed to be 5%.
-- Ah. Now we might be seeing why they coordinated the shot at Trump. Now they'll take out Biden and claim it's "right wing retaliation". Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (EufLR) 23
So this rotting husk does need to be put in hospice care at this point, but this was a written speech. His fuckwit speechwriters actually put this lying crap on paper and he just read it. He’s been a liar his whole life, and a really bad one, but his speeches are teeming with bald faced, easily provable lies and he hasn’t written anything himself in 10 years.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (tRd71) 24
I think we need an ewok with laser beam eyes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (tT6L1) --------------------- This is the best I could do on short notice. https://tinyurl.com/xexn4nfy Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (3Fz6p) 25
I know I feel cooler. No wait, that's because I'm not wearing pants.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F) --- Good thing it's not Sunday morning.... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (BpYfr) 26
Angry Joe is the best Joe because Angry Joe mumbleshouts nonsense.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1) 27
Willowed:
Paula Blart: the DEI mall cop? Someone is already mocked up a spirit Halloween costume outfit with her picture on it. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (Wt5CP) 28
The "black jobs" thing is hilarious because "black twitter" and "black tik tok" spent a a whole day pretending to be outraged about Trump saying "black jobs." Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (FlZoV) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (IG4Id) 30
There has got to be a point where Joe says something, in public, so outrageous that no one can ignore it.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F) 31
this guy is up, from potawatomi.org
Posted by: Kamala! at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (377Ja) 33
I see people saying that Biden gaffed again, and either said that "regretfully" Trump survived the assassination attempt, or that he meant to say "fortunately" but instead said "unfortunately."
- Wow. That's the kind of thing that would get a Conservative Nationalist on a list if the roles were reversed, but the POTUS can say it about a political opponent. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (EufLR) 34
They are stuck with biden.....sucks to be them!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (QNSds) 35
Maybe he will call Jill "Melania".
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F) 36
7 Hollyweird is gonna need an updated In the Line of Duty to restore the USCC image.
But who to replace Clint? Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NMT5x) Clit Eastwood. Posted by: The Unknown Comic at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (SdLmn) 37
...or that he meant to say "fortunately" but instead said "unfortunately."
-- Hey, remember when Trump was impeached in 2019 for suggesting we investigate his presidential opponent?* * the opponent that wasn't determined until 2020, wink wink Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (EufLR) 38
Captain obvious, that's pretty good!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (D7oie) Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (377Ja) 41
Where is the MAGA cap Trump was wearing when shot?
Raffle it off as a sacred relic. Where is the bullet? You know they found it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (evvc2) 42
35 Maybe he will call Jill "Melania".
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F) Better chance he says Ashley. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (EXuhY) 43
My God he is awful. 81 million votes my ass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (b4o9z) 44
Joke is about two days away from a meltdown. The Holt interview and now this.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (5MvGY) 45
did he have a bottle of cheap-ass hot sauce in his pocket for greater authenticity?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (UWgy2) 46
I feel bad for Biden. He should he relaxing, sitting on a porch with an ice cream cone, sniffing his granddaughters hair. You know, enjoying his golden years. Instead he's got to do this.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (1i0Hi) 47
>>> Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (EufLR)
Someone in an earlier thread pointed out that the shooter was indeed granted a brand-new front hole. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (VavZF) 48
Captain obvious, that's pretty good!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1) ------------ I tried several times, but the AI apparently has trouble getting the beams to emanate from the eyes. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (3Fz6p) 49
Be careful. The secret service might be in this post because it is centered and not slanted.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (evvc2) Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (PUVOR) 51
Also they're clearly worried about blacks (or at least propping up the normal cheat because they don't really vote at all).
He's been to black churches and NAACP stuff a BUNCH. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (EufLR) 52
Woah, John King needs to frequent the Gains Thread on Fridays. He is angling for metabolic syndrome
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (sNauO) Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (njExo) 54
43 My God he is awful. 81 million votes my ass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (b4o9z) No, Biden got 81 million ballots - not votes. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (SdLmn) 55
Those clips of Joe are pretty bad
it's like that part of the movie where the stern is steadily rising into the air it won't end well, but it will end soon Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl) 56
Hollyweird is gonna need an updated In the Line of Duty to restore the USCC image.
But who to replace Clint? Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NMT5x) Clit Eastwood. Posted by: The Unknown Comic Eastwood, at 93, it's still more qualified, then the PepsiCo DEI hire. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (Wt5CP) 57
Again, maybe more clearly.
Palm Beach Post article with RNC speakers for each half hour. tiny.cc/zre6zz Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (4780s) 58
I feel bad for Biden. He should he relaxing, sitting on a porch with an ice cream cone, sniffing his granddaughters hair. You know, enjoying his golden years. Instead he's got to do this.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (1i0Hi) ---------- It is the hell that he himself created. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (3Fz6p) Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb) 60
The half moon from Delaware is waning.
Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:52 PM (EufLR) 62
If Biden* had actually campaigned in 2020, he would have made similar gaffes and other outrageous (and often racist) statements -- he always has. Many of his voters are now for the first time seeing what he actually is.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (qUkBO) 63
Are, you're still posting? We gave you the night off so you can rest your eyes!
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (bS+DD) 64
He is gonna break 100 million this election. I keep telling you. They are going to try to make us believe he is MORE popular now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (evvc2) 65
Biden gets angry that Lester Holt, who is black, won't ask the WH-submitted questions they want him to ask, as the WH successfully pressured those black radio hosts to do
--- One word I would use to describe his behavior: uppity. Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (krQz2) 66
27 Willowed:
Paula Blart: the DEI mall cop? Someone is already mocked up a spirit Halloween costume outfit with her picture on it. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (Wt5CP) ——- I know it’s bad but they did put her in that position knowing her skill level. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (377Ja) 67
I think Joe's handlers realize they're losing the Black vote, but, unfortunately for them, they're looking the wrong direction to keep those votes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1) 68
Anyway…. Sloped roofs are dangerous
Anyway…. We thought that was our guy on the sloped roof that we thought it was too dangerous to put our guys out there… anyway Anyway…. Gonna put you all back in chains, Jack Anyway…. You ain’t black if you’re voting for anti-democracy Trump Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (xT8gx) 69
Memories: 4 years ago, when biden was *not* senile, he called his sister his wife and his wife his sister. https://youtu.be/wacY29iMuUs?si=7BBwNH51tBEZ-FZS Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (FlZoV) 70
Oregon is light blue?!?! I live in a prog neighborhood and I'd love to have the windows open if he'd have toggled that puppy to pink.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (wzAuc) 71
Pretty soon, Biden is going to sound like the teacher from a Peanuts animated cartoon.
Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (rjJqk) 72
He is gonna break 100 million this election. I keep telling you. They are going to try to make us believe he is MORE popular now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (evvc2) --- People think they are voting for Senile Citizen of the Year? Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2) 73
I know it’s bad but they did put her in that position knowing her skill level.
- Unfortunately the only move now that she has shown she can't do the job is to promote her to management. That's not a joke. That's how government works. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (EufLR) 74
*ooooooohhhhhhmmmmm*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (UWgy2) 75
Ace is obviously worried about this site being seen as too far right.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2) 76
But which vegetable is he? I'm guessing skunk cabbage.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (1bNHn) 77
Killary touted dodging bullets. Joke can hold a candle to that unless someone shot at him in the Civil rights marches.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (5MvGY) 78
*ooooooohhhhhhmmmmm*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (UWgy2) ------------- *aaaammmmpeeeeeerrrrrre* Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (3Fz6p) 79
Every time the brainiacs in the Junta put him out there to prove he is Large And In Charge, more and more people conclude he shouldn't have control of a TV remote, let alone the Nuclear War Button.
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (5fDan) 80
73 I know it’s bad but they did put her in that position knowing her skill level.
- Unfortunately the only move now that she has shown she can't do the job is to promote her to management. That's not a joke. That's how government works. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (EufLR) Kamala can help her out by showing her the correct positions for success. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (EXuhY) 81
>>> 64 He is gonna break 100 million this election. I keep telling you. They are going to try to make us believe he is MORE popular now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (evvc2) *I* will get 125 million votes after the Hitlers kill Joe and miss me. Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (VavZF) 82
63 Are, you're still posting? We gave you the night off so you can rest your eyes!
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (bS+DD) he puts cool cucumber slices over his eyes after posting. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (PUVOR) 83
What we are going to do is take your rent down 10% a year.That's right Jack in ten years your land lord will be paying you... hell in 5 years or so you'll be making money on rent. Look fat, I say I'll do it I'll damn well do it. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joedolph Biden at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (17s+e) 84
Ace is obviously worried about this site being seen as too far right.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2) ---------- I find the temperature is lower here in the center. Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (bS+DD) 85
>> Unfortunately the only move now that she has shown she can't do the job is to promote her to management.
——- Lloyd Austin better watch his back. Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (LJYWu) 87
Senator Chris Murphy.
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation. - Can I vote for him twice? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (L/fGl) 88
4 years ago, when biden was *not* senile, he called his sister his wife and his wife his sister.
_______ Biden family values. Incest is best. Posted by: Eeyore at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (1bNHn) 89
Ace's eyes hurt so much he thought he would test them by making the blog look like an eye chart.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (krQz2) 90
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation. - Stop selling, guys. I'm in. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (EufLR) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (UWgy2) 92
he puts cool cucumber slices over his eyes after posting.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 16, 2024 06:55 PM (PUVOR) ----------- LOL! He should! Poor guy has been working like a dog. Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (bS+DD) 93
" J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation."
Where is he going to do this? Norway? Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (vFG9F) 94
4 years ago, when biden was *not* senile, he called his sister his wife and his wife his sister.
--- They *switched* on him. That's what he said. It's clear from the tape that they didn't. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (NtVYv) 96
87 Senator Chris Murphy.
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation. === The last act of a desperate man. Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (5fDan) 97
ugggh this band
Posted by: Kamala! at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (gKWVE) 98
I know it’s bad but they did put her in that position knowing her skill level.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM Point of order with liberals skill, abilities and experience are not considered in any hiring decisions. The color of your skin or your plumbing arrangements are the only factors considered. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (/CtTt) 100
*vooolllttt*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (UWgy2) 101
He is gonna break 100 million this election. I keep telling you. They are going to try to make us believe he is MORE popular now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Yeah, 100 million votes for Biden. 80 million votes for Trump. And only 151 million registered voters. Square that circle. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Wt5CP) 102
So no more buttf’k___ in Senate chambers?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (b4o9z) Posted by: Emperor Ace Nero at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (V5BDR) 104
LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (UWgy2) Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (njExo) 106
Can I vote for him twice?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 06:56 PM (L/fGl) --- Only if you register as a Democrat. Or recently deceased. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (BpYfr) 107
Yeah, 100 million votes for Biden. 80 million votes for Trump. And only 151 million registered voters. Square that circle.
- What? It's possible. - 2020 census Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (EufLR) 108
Fox Bidness is showing the Convention straight through starting at 7; if you don't want to have Hannity et al hogging and upstaging the speakers.
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (GpUII) 109
They *switched* on him.
That's what he said. It's clear from the tape that they didn't. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (krQz2) Don’t kink shame. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (EXuhY) 110
Shouting is the only affect Joe is marginally competent at anymore.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:58 PM (wzAuc) 111
>>> 101
== Yeah, 100 million votes for Biden. 80 million votes for Trump. And only 151 million registered voters. Square that circle. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Wt5CP) Math! REEEEE! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (VavZF) 112
Senator Chris Murphy.
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation. .. Lowering the temperature? Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (bILdU) 113
A black was President, Joe just demoted black people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (b4o9z) 114
Lowering the temperature?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (bILdU) ------------ Subzero. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (3Fz6p) Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU) 116
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation.
Keep selling it folks. I am going to rent my penis out as a diamond cutter. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:59 PM (Wt5CP) 117
Where's "the rent is too damn high" guy. He's black and could replace Kamala. Take care of two problems at once.
Posted by: Happy Harry at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (V5BDR) 118
Joe has always been stupid blowhard of a gaffe machine.
I really didn't care to find out how much dementia added to the above recipe and not in a good way. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1) 119
If Biden wins the election I'm moving to Tahiti.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (o3Uyl) 120
OK the house band is doing The Gin Blossoms
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (/7KEl) 121
>>> 118 Joe has always been stupid blowhard of a gaffe machine.
I really didn't care to find out how much dementia added to the above recipe and not in a good way. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1) Don't worry. He has a TEAM. Posted by: KJP at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (VavZF) 122
His yelling caused the margins to be blown
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (zte34) 123
From the cough syrup link:
Biden is rambling incomprehensively again Presumably, they mean incomprehensibly. Come on, guys. Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (xCA6C) 124
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 13m
🚨#BREAKING: The Georgia Court of Appeals case, which seeks to remove DA Fani Willis from the election interference case against former President Trump, is scheduled to begin on December 5, 2024. If Trump wins re-election, the case will likely be postponed until 2029 or may be dropped entirely Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (wse2C) Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (V13WU) 126
Anybody remember the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy? That's Biden trying to read a teleprompter.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (Dm8we) Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (wzAuc) 128
“I know what a black job is… it’s the Vice President of the United States.”
- No, no. Blow job. VP= blow job. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (L/fGl) 129
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation.
An Murphy has absolutely no idea what any of those words mean. Trigger Language Translation: We need our shock troops to add Vance to the Kill List. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (rHxhM) 130
>>> 30 There has got to be a point where Joe says something, in public, so outrageous that no one can ignore it.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F) He was way, WAAAY too comfortable using the N word back in the day. ("We already have a N-- mayor, we don't need any more N--big shots." --Biden) I keep waiting for Biden's racist 60's era brain to fire up and say the N word on camera. In a way that can't be cut or excused away. Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (Eng1Z) 131
ok, all bad. go to AP youtube. no delays!
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (V13WU) 132
>>> 124 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 13m
🚨#BREAKING: The Georgia Court of Appeals case, which seeks to remove DA Fani Willis from the election interference case against former President Trump, is scheduled to begin on December 5, 2024. If Trump wins re-election, the case will likely be postponed until 2029 or may be dropped entirely Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (wse2C) I hope that gives her enough time to flee the US with all the other brave Resistors. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (VavZF) 133
BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation.
Wait. In a few weeks they'll accuse him of being in league with the subterranean lizard people. Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (xCA6C) 134
He was way, WAAAY too comfortable using the N word back in the day. ("We already have a N-- mayor, we don't need any more N--big shots." --Biden)
I keep waiting for Biden's racist 60's era brain to fire up and say the N word on camera. In a way that can't be cut or excused away. Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:01 PM (Eng1Z) DOCTOR Jill must have had that part of the brain lobotomized already. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (EXuhY) 135
102 So no more buttf’k___ in Senate chambers?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (b4o9z) nahh, but they'll still do that to their constituents on the Senate floor Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (gKWVE) 136
That Race to 270 map should've shown a graphic of 1000s of Democrat fraudsters racing with their arms full of harvested ballots toward the drop boxes.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (mupln) 137
Kari is up
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:03 PM (/7KEl) 138
It sounded like there were 11 people at the National Association for the Asvancement of Colored People today.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 16, 2024 07:03 PM (1FWWQ) Posted by: M. Gaga at July 16, 2024 07:03 PM (yPBLk) 140
here's Kari Lake. hopefully won't be too much an anchor on Trump in her state
Posted by: best chance we got at July 16, 2024 07:03 PM (gKWVE) 141
Speakers starting now with Kari Lake
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 07:03 PM (GpUII) 142
"And you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder, Donald Trump called for the National Guard to go after you. What in the hell's the matter with this man?"
Those "peaceful" protests killed 19 people in their first 2 weeks. After that the media stopped reporting the death toll. Posted by: Socratease at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (t8Egx) 143
this centerednes is disorienting !
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (V13WU) 144
Oh I forgot, besides both sides do it the other thing pushed by trolls is " right wing cancelling comedians" charges of hypocrisy over Jack Black and others
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (HJ9BW) 145
Isn't Lake winning her race?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (aPY1X) 146
Yeah Baby! Miss Kari !!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (o3Uyl) Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (njExo) 148
118 Joe has always been stupid blowhard of a gaffe machine.
I really didn't care to find out how much dementia added to the above recipe and not in a good way. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1) Joe has never before felt a fraction of the political and media pressures he's getting. He is collapsing under those pressures before our eyes. Good. Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (5fDan) 149
123 From the cough syrup link:
Biden is rambling incomprehensively again Presumably, they mean incomprehensibly. Come on, guys. Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM --- Could be they mean "comprehensively." Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (wzAuc) 150
Those "peaceful" protests killed 19 people in their first 2 weeks. After that the media stopped reporting the death toll.
Posted by: Socratease at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (t8Egx) Now now, the chyron said “mostly peaceful”. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (EXuhY) 151
Kari is giving a good speech tho'. Turning off the fake news.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (gKWVE) 152
>>> 142 "And you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder, Donald Trump called for the National Guard to go after you. What in the hell's the matter with this man?"
Those "peaceful" protests killed 19 people in their first 2 weeks. After that the media stopped reporting the death toll. Posted by: Socratease at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (t8Egx) 19 is very close to their limit for counting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (VavZF) 153
Biden, Freudian slip? Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #12 at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (qfLjt) 154
Stress accelerates dementia, and Joey has been under a lot of stress lately.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (uxCna) 155
Anybody remember the Boom Goes the Dynamite guy? That's Biden trying to read a teleprompter.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (Dm8we) I remember that! Very funny…. Some college kid trying to do sports highlights. Chris Berman makes it look easy… it’s not Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (xT8gx) 156
The January 6 protests were indeed very peaceful
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (XMdvm) 157
Not a good week to be this administration.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (a1415) 158
Peacefully as in $3 Billion dollars in damages and a couple dozen murders
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9) 159
cough syrup?
oh for the days of Elixir Terpin Hydrate ! though I always wanted to see Jagermeister with Laudanum ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:05 PM (UWgy2) 160
Biden is going to start yelling in the near future and stroke out. He's getting worse by the day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (zte34) 161
Vance, when asked in an interview which country with a Muslim majority would have a nuke he said Britian under the Labor party
My respect went up even more. Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (5MvGY) 162
And a refundable security deposit is racist. Along with background and credit checks. Felons go to the top of the list.
Posted by: Kim KowTow at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (V5BDR) 163
huh, recent polls say that Kari Lake has tied up the race:
newsweek.com/kari-lake-closes-polling-gap- arizona-senate-race-ruben-1923797 I apologize for bringing outdated news here Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (gKWVE) 164
Sky News anchor in tears of laughter at Biden's gaffes. From one year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXepkdJHko Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (iODuv) 165
19 dead is a July 4th weekend in Chicago.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F) 166
Kari is a sexy woman, even with that haircut.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (aPY1X) 167
His brain has no filter in what he says out of his mouth.
At NATO conference I was waiting for him to declare war on Russia Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (fwDg9) 168
Kari Lake…. Yum. I find her very…. Appealing
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (xT8gx) 169
That Race to 270 map should've shown a graphic of 1000s of Democrat fraudsters racing with their arms full of harvested ballots toward the drop boxes.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2024 07:02 PM (mupln) What map? I'd love to see. Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (Eng1Z) 170
>>> 144 Oh I forgot, besides both sides do it the other thing pushed by trolls is " right wing cancelling comedians" charges of hypocrisy over Jack Black and others
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:04 PM (HJ9BW) Yes, commies, saying 'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina' is just as bad if not worse than joking about an attempted assassination where some rando *was* murdered. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (VavZF) 171
Kari, Kari baby
Kari, Kari baby Kari baby (Kari baby) Kari, can you come out tonight? (Come, come, come out tonight) Kari baby (Kari baby) Kari, can you come out tonight? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (L/fGl) 172
They'd be telling us nikki haley will "end democracy," too. And she's hitler. Her VP pick would be "also hitler." Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (FlZoV) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 07:07 PM (59P2J) 174
Joe has never before felt a fraction of the political and media pressures he's getting. He is collapsing under those pressures before our eyes. Good.
Posted by: Gref Moar & faster please. Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (Wt5CP) Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (njExo) 176
Grrr
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (/7KEl) 177
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE MY CHOICE FOR DIRECTOR OF THE SECRET SERVICE?
THINK AGAIN, BUSTER! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (uxCna) 178
Those "peaceful" protests killed 19 people in their first 2 weeks. After that the media stopped reporting the death toll.
Posted by: Socratease 19 is very close to their limit for counting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket 20 or 21, gender-dependent? Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (DgGvY) 179
David Dorn unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM (5MvGY) 180
Poppies are easy to raise. Make your own cough syrup.
Posted by: Cough-Free Since 2005 at July 16, 2024 07:09 PM (V5BDR) 181
Kari much better looking than Noem who is getting more trout looking by the day
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 07:09 PM (DBZuM) 182
I think Lake is adlibbing this one
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:09 PM (gKWVE) 183
GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER EVENT CLOSE TO A TRUMP RALLY TO TAKE HIS SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION AWAY!
WE ONLY HAVE TO BE LUCKY ONCE! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (uxCna) 184
She would be a really hot President
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (/7KEl) 185
Kari reminds me of that famous ice skater in the 80s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (aPY1X) 186
We need to let you win the Presidency, because it's more believable, and it keeps the scrutiny off our system (which will be busy working down-ballot).
We can hang out for four years. Posted by: The Globalists at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (0ljUU) 187
🚨#BREAKING: The Georgia Court of Appeals case, which seeks to remove DA Fani Willis from the election interference case against former President Trump, is scheduled to begin on December 5, 2024. If Trump wins re-election, the case will likely be postponed until 2029 or may be dropped entirely
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM Well that's over. Now all that is left is the illegal appointment jack smith's Jan 6th case against Trump that SCOTUS pretty much torpedoed. Everything else is dead or on life support as we predicted. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (QNSds) Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (LJYWu) 189
Vance, when asked in an interview which country with a Muslim majority would have a nuke he said Britian under the Labor party
My respect went up even more. Posted by: Ben Had Oh, snap! Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (Wt5CP) 190
Porn stache
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (aPY1X) 191
Joe has never before felt a fraction of the political and media pressures he's getting. He is collapsing under those pressures before our eyes. Good.
It is good to see a particularly obnoxious person's long-term sense of entitlement fall apart. Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (njExo) 192
There doesn't seem to be a collected source for transcripts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (VavZF) 193
Oregon is light blue?!?! I live in a prog neighborhood and I'd love to have the windows open if he'd have toggled that puppy to pink.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (wzAuc) Portland + Lake Oswego + Eugene + LaVonne Griffin-Valade Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (D7oie) 194
"oh for the days of Elixir Terpin Hydrate !
" Anchored in Diego Garcia, 4 oz bottle of the that stuff poured into two cans or orange soda during movie night on the flight deck. We had been at sea for months, and that stuff hit me hard. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (a1415) 195
"Yeah, 100 million votes for Biden. 80 million votes for Trump. And only 151 million registered voters. Square that circle."
And even a 90% turnout suggests a lot of cheating. (let alone over 100% turnout in some Philli/Milwuakee precincts. Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (oY6Yp) 197
I feel centered.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (nLFEI) 198
Kari reminds me of that famous ice skater in the 80s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (aPY1X) Brian Boitano? Posted by: Faux News at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (nvKZ7) 199
Glad-handing and bullshitting won't pull this one out for you J'blowme. Crash and burn, mofo -- crash and burn! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (59P2J) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (rHxhM) 201
Hovde by contrast is still -12 against Baldwin. This speech should help, he's doing well
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (FlZoV) 203
160 Biden is going to start yelling in the near future and stroke out. He's getting worse by the day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:06 PM (zte34) I predict his two remaining scrambled brain circuits will soon make him yell, "I'll put all you n-----s back in chains!" Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (5fDan) 204
Shit I make up, unburdened by what is possible....
Posted by: Kamala at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (krQz2) 205
I just...Biden is speaking nonsense now. Almost everything he says is either incorrect, or unintelligible.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (nLFEI) 206
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Posted by: Joedolph Biden at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (17s+e) Posted by: zombie bin laden at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (wse2C) 208
They'd be telling us nikki haley will "end democracy," too.
If DeSantis had been nominated, he would be being prosecuted right now for "kidnapping" for shipping illegals to blue states. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (uxCna) 209
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Posted by: Joedolph Biden at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (17s+e) 210
189. Well deserved. Lammy called Trump's being taken off stage after the shooting to be like " a snowflake "
Labor is full of bastards. Posted by: Enough BS at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (2NXcZ) 211
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Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU) 212
>>> 187
== Well that's over. Now all that is left is the illegal appointment jack smith's Jan 6th case against Trump that SCOTUS pretty much torpedoed. Everything else is dead or on life support as we predicted. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (QNSds) Drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and set fire to the remains, and then *maybe* you can be sure it's dead. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (VavZF) 213
He can't even READ his lies.
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (nLFEI) 214
I predict his two remaining scrambled brain circuits will soon make him yell, "I'll put all you n-----s back in chains!"
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (5fDan) --- The Deep State is hoping he can hold out until they can blame his assassination on right-wingers. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (krQz2) 215
"Yeah, 100 million votes for Biden. 80 million votes for Trump. And only 151 million registered voters. Square that circle."
And even a 90% turnout suggests a lot of cheating. (let alone over 100% turnout in some Philli/Milwuakee precincts. Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (Cus5s) Challenge accepted! Posted by: Blue Cities Voting Admins at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (Aqu9a) 216
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Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU) 217
Kamala don' know nuffin' 'bout birfin' babies!
... anyway Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) _____ Excuse to post this classic Robot Chicken bit. 55 sec https://tinyurl.com/mtv57a8w Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (Dm8we) 218
The RNC ran a counter or ticker on their website in 2008 saying how many days since a Biden gaffe. Kind of like the days without injury in a factory. It never got very high and this was 16 years ago.
Posted by: I Remember at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V5BDR) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (UWgy2) 220
Oh man:
@Breaking911 WATCH: Biden says his best friend was ’Mouse’ when he was a “lifeguard in the projects.” Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (CwhoI) Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (/7KEl) 222
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Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU) 223
Peter Dinklage plays the title role in a Toxic Avenger remake that is now deemed "unreleasable".
The creators asked if they could, but not if they should, apparently. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (hCzfy) 224
Biden says his best friend was ’Mouse’ when he was a “lifeguard in the projects.”
*twitches whisker* ...squeak? Posted by: Mouse at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (gKWVE) 225
36 7 Hollyweird is gonna need an updated In the Line of Duty to restore the USCC image.
But who to replace Clint? Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NMT5x) Clit Eastwood. Posted by: The Unknown Comic at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (SdLmn) ---- Sir Vix Eastwood Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #13 at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (qfLjt) 226
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Love Kari. Hope she makes it to Washington. The AZ machine will do their best to stop her, but if there's a Trump wave it could overcome the cheating.
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (Eng1Z) 228
This Hovde guy -- he ok?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (Ka3bZ) 229
Well that's over. Now all that is left is the illegal appointment jack smith's Jan 6th case against Trump that SCOTUS pretty much torpedoed. Everything else is dead or on life support as we predicted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 07:10 PM (QNSds) Drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and set fire to the remains, and then *maybe* you can be sure it's dead. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM Don't forget to sprinkle some garlic mixed with holy water over the remains as well. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (QNSds) 230
Still centered, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (v6JzV) 231
David Dorn unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:08 PM To be fair, he was more of a FACTA NON VERBA kind of guy. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (LJYWu) 232
The RNC ran a counter or ticker on their website in 2008 saying how many days since a Biden gaffe. Kind of like the days without injury in a factory. It never got very high and this was 16 years ago.
Posted by: I Remember Needs to be 'Days without Brandon Gaffe' this year. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (weO2z) 233
@223 I heard it wasn't a movie , just a short
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (zte34) 234
Oregon is light blue?!?! I live in a prog neighborhood and I'd love to have the windows open if he'd have toggled that puppy to pink.
For almost every controversial election, the rest of Oregon votes one way, and Portland's county votes the other way, but since Portland votes at North Korean levels for the Left, Portland almost always wins. It's been a quarter-century since a Democratic gubernatorial candidate got a majority of the vote in Oregon outside Portland's county. Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (uxCna) 235
Sky News anchor in tears of laughter at Biden's gaffes. From one year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch I'm waiting for the time when people routinely break into spontaneous laughter watching Joe. Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (JLq/1) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (U0ECT) 237
.WATCH: Biden says his best friend was ’Mouse’ when he was a “lifeguard in the projects.”
----- Pretty soon, Joe will be a black guy from the hood Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl) 238
Senator Chris Murphy. BREAKING: J.D. Vance is going to help Trump end democracy and replace it with an autocratic white patriarchal Christian dominated nation. .. Lowering the temperature? Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? Unifier Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (63Dwl) 239
>>> 210 189. Well deserved. Lammy called Trump's being taken off stage after the shooting to be like " a snowflake "
Labor is full of bastards. Posted by: Enough BS at July 16, 2024 07:12 PM (2NXcZ) Who? I'm if someone shot at *him* (her, it), he would grab a kid and hold the kid up as a shield, just like the Literally Hitler in The Dead Zone. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (VavZF) Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (xcIvR) 241
I'm really hoping Moreno wins
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (gKWVE) 242
Pretty damn funny they are showing Florida light red...yeah, I don't think so boys.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (zdYK9) 243
Lake echoing Palins Mama Griz meme hmm. Lake/Palin 28 ?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (o3Uyl) 244
If the Democrats Propaganda Ministry keeps saying it's close, that means the fraud will be pulled out full-time
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9) 245
Did you see the awful awful Time Bandits remake trailer? It's a Netflix thing not a theatrical release. No little people in it, Peter Dinklage literally pulled up the ladder on them.
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (HJ9BW) 246
Gin Blossoms.
Yes. New Miserable Experience spinning now. Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (xcIvR) --- Great album. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (krQz2) 247
Sky News Australia has been savage on Joey for like forever.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (U0ECT) 248
Was 'Mouse' a bad dude, too? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (59P2J) 249
236 We're all Centrists when it comes to the Battle Box.
Now fight! Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:16 PM (U0ECT) Battlebots... I love that show Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (IyPmt) 250
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The Deep State is hoping he can hold out until they can blame his assassination on right-wingers. Except no one other than DOCTOR Jill wants Joe alive more than the GOP. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (rHxhM) 251
Fox 32 Chicago reporting one dead after police shooting near RNC.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 07:17 PM (Aqu9a) 252
Whoever said that biden reminds them of an ancient draugr from the skyrim video game was soooo nuts on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (VwHCD) 253
>>> 230 Still centered, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (v6JzV) Did anyone put up the CBD sign? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (VavZF) 254
*backs to the corner of the cage*
Posted by: Gerbil at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (U0ECT) 256
Mouse was Don Cheadles character in Devil in a Blue Dress. Biden thinks he's Denzel Washington
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (zte34) 257
I’ve met Eric Hovde. He was a director of a company I once worked at. He was kind of a drama queen then, but that was a long time ago. Who knows now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (v6JzV) 258
Ace is *supposed* to be resting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (VavZF) 259
47 >>> Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (EufLR)
Someone in an earlier thread pointed out that the shooter was indeed granted a brand-new front hole. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:51 PM (VavZF) ---- Not a bonus hole though. Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #14 at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (qfLjt) 260
192 There doesn't seem to be a collected source for transcripts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:11 PM (VavZF) HH, not sure what transcripts you want but maybe they are here https://tinyurl.com/yeywhdp9 Not posted until the Handlers can correct Joe's verbal blunders Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (5fDan) 261
MUST WATCH: CNN's John Miller reveals the gunman who tried to assassinate Trump went through Secret Service security with his rangefinder and scoped out the snipers, who spotted him and said they need to keep an eye on him.
Hey, what'cha doin with that gun and bomb? Well, I am certainly not going to shoot the president! Oh, ok. Carry on. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (evvc2) 262
Ace is *supposed* to be resting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (VavZF) --- E's pining for the fjords? Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (krQz2) 263
Another thing, trump better resurrect his original speech for thursday night, fuck this making nice-nice shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (VwHCD) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (U0ECT) 265
Smart idea to get all these Lakes candidates on the stage. I'd recommend they coordinate their messages more
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (gKWVE) 266
Did anyone put up the CBD sign?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (VavZF) flaming pork chop ?? HAHAHAH! Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU) 267
So several people as the approach the lecturn at the RNC they do three fist pumps.
Oh how we are going to make the left hate that! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (HSgcy) 268
>>> 260
== HH, not sure what transcripts you want but maybe they are here https://tinyurl.com/yeywhdp9 Not posted until the Handlers can correct Joe's verbal blunders Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (5fDan) Heh, I was looking for RNC transcripts, but these might be unintentionally funny. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (VavZF) 269
Mouse was Don Cheadles character in Devil in a Blue Dress. Biden thinks he's Denzel Washington
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (zte34) Mouse was also Tommy Lee's unit's name when he and Pam became sex tape stars. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (Aqu9a) 270
Did anyone put up the CBD sign?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM Back on 188. But this isn't Castle Anthrax. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (LJYWu) 271
I heard it wasn't a movie , just a short
Posted by: Smell the Glove IMDB shows a run time of 1hr 42m for the Toxic Avenger remake. Oh, wait, I see what you did there. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (hCzfy) Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (wse2C) 273
>>> Excuse to post this classic Robot Chicken bit. 55 sec
https://tinyurl.com/mtv57a8w Oh my... I clicked on it, and the pre-vid ad was Obama shilling for Act Blue. Considering that the Trump shooter donated to Act Blue, and that Obama had to schlep over to a studio to do some shill work for the dems, which I'm sure he feels is beneath him... funny coincidence Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (Eng1Z) 274
Ace just needs to throw up an open thread and come back a thousand comments later
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (5MvGY) 275
MUST WATCH: CNN's John Miller reveals the gunman who tried to assassinate Trump went through Secret Service security with his rangefinder and scoped out the snipers, who spotted him and said they need to keep an eye on him.
Hey, what'cha doin with that gun and bomb? Well, I am certainly not going to shoot the president! Oh, ok. Carry on. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (evvc2) --- As Chris Plante says, Everyday is an IQ test. And people are flat-out failing it. Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM (krQz2) 276
This guy is played by Brian Dennehy
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl) 277
Everything is so centered.
Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:21 PM (oaGWv) 278
Ace can write 5 posts per day with both eyes bleeding and swelling out of his head.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 07:21 PM (evvc2) 279
"Mouse," is our nickname for 'it', IYKWIM.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 16, 2024 07:21 PM (SYTee) 280
Did anyone put up the CBD sign?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (VavZF) --- Quick pour some syrup on French toast! Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:22 PM (krQz2) 281
CBD sign?
Sous vide that maple syrup infused French Toast. Ace is tired. Very very tired. Chorus, "Ace's tired!" Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:22 PM (U0ECT) 282
Ace is fine, bleeding from the eyes is normal
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:22 PM (HJ9BW) 283
Oh, no! The Chicago Hurricane storm two power failures here reset my router to a new but wiser hashtag.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (wse2C) 284
>>> 279 "Mouse," is our nickname for 'it', IYKWIM.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 16, 2024 07:21 PM (SYTee) You weren't supposed to tell anyone! Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (VavZF) 285
I really wanted Kari as VP
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9) 286
Debating whether to watch Paul Skenes pitch tonight. He won't be a Pittsburgh Pirate for long. 2, maybe 3 years, tops. Then he'll got to a MLB team that actually wants to win. Pittsburgh will get a couple of Bangladeshi prospects and a mule in return, then cut payroll to $18.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (sAmhv) 287
256 Mouse was Don Cheadles character in Devil in a Blue Dress. Biden thinks he's Denzel Washington
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (zte34) Cheadle stole that movie from Denzel, in every scene he was in. And Denzel let him. A real pro. Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (SdLmn) 288
Ace just needs to throw up an open thread and come back a thousand comments later
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:20 PM Sadly, the way people complain about the Thread smell when it get up there, you'd swear 2 or 3 penguins had happy-footed through it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (LJYWu) Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (oaGWv) 290
Corporations buying up single family housing is a problem IMO. But it’s mainly Biden’s buddies doing it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 07:24 PM (377Ja) 291
Biden at the NAACP National Convention:
"And you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder, Donald Trump called for the National Guard to go after you. What in the hell's the matter with this man?" 20,000 to 30,000 excess black deaths from guns. BLM has killed around 150,000 blacks. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 07:24 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:24 PM (krQz2) 293
Corporations buying up single family housing is a problem IMO. But it’s mainly Biden’s buddies doing it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken Don't shit yourself, a whole bunch of out Betters™ in the GOPe are hip & thigh with them. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (IG4Id) 294
I hope Hovde will be okay, Johnson needs some backup.
I'm'a vote for him & hope for the best. for my nickel's worth, getting rid of van orden is just as important; ran as rabid maga-ite, voted in lockstep with the uniparty. nope. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (UWgy2) 295
Hey, what'cha doin with that gun and bomb?
Well, I am certainly not going to shoot the president! Oh, ok. Carry on. "Boss, he says he's not Iranian, so he's not a threat. He's got an AR that he's using as a camera." Posted by: USSS at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (Av2Ad) Posted by: Toad-0 at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (cct0t) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (U0ECT) 298
285 I really wanted Kari as VP
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9) I just want her as…. Well you know…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (xT8gx) 299
Hah, "I don't know if I agree with my WIFE 100% of the time!" This guy poking fun of people in lockstep with Biden.
A lot of baby face politicians to be. Hopefully they win their races, don't sell out or wimp out, and help us build a deep future bench. Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (Eng1Z) 300
McCormick up. He was at the rally
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM (gKWVE) 301
Devil in a Blue Dress was a great flick. Jennifer Beals was hot
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:26 PM (zte34) 302
Joey has black eyes not the glowing blue eyes of a Freman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:25 PM And they're lifeless eyes. Posted by: zombie Quint at July 16, 2024 07:26 PM (LJYWu) 303
This McCormick guy running for senate in PA…. Impressive guy, but that voice! He sounds like howdy doody…. First time I’ve heard him speak
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 07:26 PM (xT8gx) 304
Black gun deaths 50x whites
Mexican guns deaths 6x whites Blacks are better gunslingers than Mexicans. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 07:26 PM (gbOdA) 305
Not seeing the RNC. Is that Spongebob talking.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (1vwBF) 306
>>> I really wanted Kari as VP
Who knows what the future holds... I wish good things for her, but she's gotta win a political seat first. Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (Eng1Z) 307
>>> 290 Corporations buying up single family housing is a problem IMO. But it's mainly Biden's buddies doing it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 07:24 PM (377Ja) *tee hee* Posted by: Larry Fink at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (VavZF) 308
CBD in London last I heard. Sound asleep, like Ace might be.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (4780s) 309
Let Joe be Joe! say Lil Sis & Jill.
Posted by: L - If at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (NFX2v) 310
If CBD is still in London he may not hear us. What time is it there? After midnight.
Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:28 PM (oaGWv) 311
Ace is busy searching for panda vids for the cafe.
Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 07:28 PM (SYTee) 312
He'd have been a little old for it, but maybe Biden used to watch Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids and mixed up some of his experiences lifeguarding with the characters on that show. Jumbled synapses and large voids in the medulla oblongata could be to blame.
Posted by: Dr. Brainstem at July 16, 2024 07:28 PM (V5BDR) 313
Kari, would make a kick ass press secretary. I'm sure she aspires to more but it would be fun
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (5MvGY) 314
Let Joe be Joe! say Lil Sis & Jill.
Posted by: L - If at July 16, 2024 07:27 PM (NFX2v) --- And shower with his daughter? Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (krQz2) 315
261 MUST WATCH: CNN's John Miller reveals the gunman who tried to assassinate Trump went through Secret Service security with his rangefinder and scoped out the snipers, who spotted him and said they need to keep an eye on him.
Hey, what'cha doin with that gun and bomb? Well, I am certainly not going to shoot the president! Oh, ok. Carry on. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 07:19 PM (evvc2) How did he get his gun to those AGR buildings? Does outside the SS inner protective area mean people can carry weapons anywhere right up the the edge of that small zone? Did he stash the rifle near the buildings early in the morning, or the day before? This line of inquiry should eventually provide more ludicrous excuses and finger-pointing. Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (5fDan) 316
>>> 311 Ace is busy searching for panda vids for the cafe.
Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 07:28 PM (SYTee) Stupid pandas. Posted by: busty lesbians at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (VavZF) 317
If CBD is still in London he may not hear us. What time is it there? After midnight.
Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:28 PM Maybe he's gonna let it all hang out. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (LJYWu) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (U0ECT) 319
Try ONE mile away from the convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (U0ECT) That sucks, I assume. Hopefully it doesn't interrupt too much day to day stuff. I bet there are more Hordelings in WI than I think. Would be cool to do a WI mini MoMe Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (NMT5x) 320
Deepstate already setting up next event by blaming Iran.
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (LHPAg) 321
Greenwich Meantime +5 hours difference from Eastern. 12:30 AM now
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C) 322
First time in 121 years that the Teamster's Union has spoken at RNC.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (gbOdA) 323
Don't know if anyone else follows Jesse Singal, but he represents Democrats who have only drunk half a glass of the Kool-Aid.
He has a blind spot a mile wide and voted for Biden in 2020 because he believe it would calm down the insanity of the left, but he catches a lot of flack from his own side for his stance against the "gender affirming care" bullshit, for example. Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (BLOW1) 324
>>> 319 Try ONE mile away from the convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (U0ECT) That sucks, I assume. Hopefully it doesn't interrupt too much day to day stuff. I bet there are more Hordelings in WI than I think. Would be cool to do a WI mini MoMe Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (NMT5x) grammie winger, MisHum, and JJ; I'm sure there are many more I'm forgetting Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (VavZF) 325
Jumbled synapses and large voids in the medulla oblongata could be to blame.
Posted by: Dr. Brainstem Medulla oblongata is a great word. Right up there with Baba Ghanoush and Spanakopita. Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (T7fic) 326
three fist pumps, is it? gotta remember that ... do that wearing my new t-shirt: PDT & flag front, JQ's meme on the back.
jq: https://post___.cc/14XnQ3Ks think it kinda says it all, amirite? Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (UWgy2) 327
Greenwich Meantime +5 hours difference from Eastern. 12:30 AM now
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C) --- Well, wake his ass up! Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (krQz2) 328
biden is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope he stays on the ticket. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (FlZoV) 329
Ace OD 'ed on eye cucumbers. Has to rise his eyes with vinegrette
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (zte34) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (b4o9z) 331
ace
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (gbOdA) 332
Centerville is like a sealed tuna sandwich. Not my kind of place.
Posted by: 200 Motels at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (V5BDR) 333
nood café
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C) 334
>>> 330 Oops, I just ordered like 3000 rds of ammo.
Damn you summer sales! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (b4o9z) REEEEEEE!!!!! Posted by: Joy Reid at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (VavZF) 335
Holy crap. I was pissed at Trump because he DID NOT call out the NG when cities were burning. The strategy was to make the Blue States asked for help which of course they wouldn't. It allowed the riots to snowball across the country.
Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (B1dzx) 336
Nood. The Café is open.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (LJYWu) 337
Jim Justice is a shooin for Senate, all he has to do is not get caught with a live boy
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (gKWVE) 338
How did he get his gun to those AGR buildings? Does outside the SS inner protective area mean people can carry weapons anywhere right up the the edge of that small zone? Did he stash the rifle near the buildings early in the morning, or the day before? This line of inquiry should eventually provide more ludicrous excuses and finger-pointing.
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 07:29 PM (5fDan) ——- According to his father he asked to take the rifle to the shooting range that day. The rifle was his father’s and his father said it wasn’t anything unusual. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (377Ja) 339
Greenwich Meantime +5 hours difference from Eastern. 12:30 AM now
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C) 4 hours at the moment. Time change in the spring. The one in the fall, it will be 5 hours then. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (sAmhv) 340
problem with justice is he's 73 and doesn't look healthy
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (gKWVE) 341
I a partial to calling Biden's presidential campaign from this point on Big Joe's Dementia Daycare Unity Tour.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (RUmyk) 342
If Cheadle played the character Mouse, maybe it was SS chief Cheatle that triggered Biden's "memory."
Posted by: skywch at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (uqhmb) 343
Did anyone put up the CBD sign?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:18 PM (VavZF) Sous Vide Signal Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: theATL at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (GhJWt) 345
327 Greenwich Meantime +5 hours difference from Eastern. 12:30 AM now
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C) --- Well, wake his ass up! Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (krQz2) + 5 hours difference from Eastern DAYLIGHT Time. Posted by: Gref, the pedant for this thread at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (5fDan) 346
Guys, I think CBD is asleep. I'm pretty sure he's still in London. Otherwise this would have driven him bonkers.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (bS+DD) 347
CNN has FL going either way. jajajaj/hahaha . - There aren't enough Chads in the ocean to rescue Biden in FL.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (+F/VA) 348
339 Greenwich Meantime +5 hours difference from Eastern. 12:30 AM now
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:30 PM (wse2C) 4 hours at the moment. Time change in the spring. The one in the fall, it will be 5 hours then. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (sAmhv) Damn! You out-pedanted me Puddleglum! Curses on you! Posted by: Gref, the pedant for this thread at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (5fDan) 349
"Medulla oblongata is a great word. Right up there with Baba Ghanoush and Spanakopita.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:31 PM (T7fic)" there was a great Pinky & The Brain short back in the Before Time (to the tune of Camptown Races) of different areas of the brain, with the refrain "brainstem, brainstem" that has stuck (partially) in my (mind?). pretty sure medulla oblongata was in there ... illegitimi non carborundum, Horde! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (UWgy2) 350
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou make a fist. Then shalt thou raise it and pump it to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt pump, and the number of the fist-pumping shall be three. Four shalt thou not pump, neither pump thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then cheer and raise a might voice towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall soil their pants.
Posted by: Brother Maynard at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (Aqu9a) 351
Guys, I think CBD is asleep. I'm pretty sure he's still in London. Otherwise this would have driven him bonkers.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM So Yankee fans appreciate order, and Red Sox fans chaos? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (LJYWu) 352
What? No one said "black job" is an oxymoron. Well, then, let me fix that.
![]() (Disclaimer: This is humor. It is an attempt to invoke a laugh at the expense of ego. It is obvious generalization. Have a grape soda) Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (dIske) 353
UTC + 5 in CDST zone where I live ... ymmv
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (UWgy2) 354
335 Holy crap. I was pissed at Trump because he DID NOT call out the NG when cities were burning. The strategy was to make the Blue States asked for help which of course they wouldn't. It allowed the riots to snowball across the country.
Posted by: polynikes -------------------------- The states must request the president send the National Guard. The president repeatedly asked the states to make the request. The responsibility for the NG not rescuing them is the state's. They bought it. They own it. Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2024 07:39 PM (+F/VA) 355
It would have been martial law if Trump had sent the NG without request.
And they would have hanged him with it. Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2024 07:40 PM (+F/VA) 356
Point of order with liberals skill, abilities and experience are not considered in any hiring decisions. The color of your skin or your plumbing arrangements are the only factors considered.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds) _________________ Just be glad we don't have Aunt Jemima as SecDef. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2024 07:44 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (+H2BX) 358
Where is the bullet? You know they found it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (evvc2) I believe it ended in a 72 year olds chest Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (FCbAQ) 359
313 Kari, would make a kick ass press secretary. I'm sure she aspires to more but it would be fun.
Yes, please. Posted by: Peach at July 16, 2024 10:14 PM (H0YeO) 360
Just be glad we don't have Aunt Jemima as SecDef.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2024 07:44 PM (YqDXo) She couldnt do worse Plus she could drive world peace with her delicious coffee cake Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2024 10:14 PM (lCppi) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0659 seconds. |
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