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Prumpday Cafe

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Christy Madeville for EarthSky

Prumpday is pre-Humpday. It's an ancient Celtic tradition.

A nice wake-up call.

Puppy snuggles up.

Good afternoon, Mr. Phelps.

The ostrich love dance. Or the ostrich war dance. It's hard to tell. For the ostrich, love is war and war is love. It's very sexy, sensual mix of desire and hatred.

Orca rams a great white shark.

A hyena wanders on to a farm, and is roughly escorted out by a toughguy donkey. A little rougher than the usual vid, but no one looks that badly hurt.

I'm a cowboy!

Aw: Mother giraffe takes Junior to meet Dad for the first time after his birth.

Big old shark.

Big old crocodile threatens bull shark.

These scrubs were messing with these ho's, until Big Pimp shows up to end the jibber-jabber.

This little crab has his beer muscles on!

They left open the door, and a herd of uninvited guests strolled on it.

This eagle is nearly as alert and ready for danger as Kim Cheatle's new and improved Secret Service.

In Soviet Russia, pet picks you.

Ferrets make a game out of a length of hose.

At the playground with your little feathery fren.


It's like I'm literally always telling you guys: Never, and I mean never, touch a peacock's eggs!


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (LJYWu)

2 Centered?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (Dm8we)

3 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk has just announced that due to Governor Gavin Newsom signing AB1955, which bans schools from making rules requiring parental notification if a child identifies as transgender, among other laws, SpaceX will move its headquarters from California to Starbase near Brownsville, Texas.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 57m
🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk has also just confirmed that he will be moving the 𝕏 headquarters out of San Francisco California to Austin Texas

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C)

4 Im here

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (gbOdA)

5 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts Jul 16
🚨#BREAKING: The Georgia Court of Appeals case, which seeks to remove DA Fani Willis from the election interference case against former President Trump, is scheduled to begin on December 5, 2024. If Trump wins re-election, the case will likely be postponed until 2029 or may be dropped entirely

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (wse2C)

6 Cafe!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (w6EFb)

7 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (U0ECT)

8 Thank you Ace, hope your eyes recover.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2024 07:33 PM (weO2z)

9 Jordan Elliot @GodZoidberg 12h
I love the misspelling here. Adds to the frantic correctness of the post.

alexandria brown @alexthechick 11h
Maternal. Fornicator.

Of course I misspelled idiotic, of course, of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (wse2C)

10 Keep Austin Weird huh Elon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:34 PM (U0ECT)

11 Vince Coglianese @VinceCoglianese 8h
HOLT: "If you were to have, continue to run and be officially nominated, what happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate?"

BIDEN: "What happenuvanuh?"

HOLT: "Yeah, what happens if you have another performance on that par, on that level?"

BIDEN: "I don't plana haf naformance onthalevel."

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (wse2C)

12 Musk meme on USSS competency:

https://tinyurl.com/mrx9tpce
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)

13 Miley, check your phone messages.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (5MvGY)

14 No pandas.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (SYTee)

15 >>> 11 Vince Coglianese @VinceCoglianese 8h
HOLT: "If you were to have, continue to run and be officially nominated, what happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate?"

BIDEN: "What happenuvanuh?"

HOLT: "Yeah, what happens if you have another performance on that par, on that level?"

BIDEN: "I don't plana haf naformance onthalevel."
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:35 PM (wse2C)

Fcking Cheeto, why haven't you fixed *this* yet?!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (VavZF)

16 That computer model of the bullets going past Trump synced with the video of him speaking is jaw-dropping.

There's just no way to understate how close he was to death.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (HSgcy)

17 Baby Dog! Adorbs smile. Timed perfectly with the Cafe.

They should all bring their pets onstage, seriously.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (Eng1Z)

18 Clay Travis @ClayTravis 1h
This computer model of Trump turning his head at the last instant before the bullet would have killed him is unbelievable to watch

https://tinyurl.com/5364ctbm
9 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (wse2C)

19 I'm pretty enthusiastic about pre-hump day but a little soft on post-hump day.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

20 Jim Justice saw the MAGA hat of America lying discarded, and picked it up

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

21 A sharply dressed man in a dark suit walks on from stage left.

"Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (U0ECT)

22 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 8h
#REPORT: Eating two burgers is better than eating one with fries, study says.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (wse2C)

23 Love the girl playin with the ostrich. Does anyone remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (Eng1Z)

24 "A huge Orca hunting a Great White shark"

And then I ate his liver with some fava beans...

Posted by: Dr Orca at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (8I4hW)

25 You can translate what that lion said it was-"Bitches leave!"

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (HJ9BW)

26 AZdeplorable, filing failure. Would you be so kind as to email.me your phone number so we can do our coordination in person?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (5MvGY)

27 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou make a fist. Then shalt thou raise it and pump it to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt pump, and the number of the fist-pumping shall be three. Four shalt thou not pump, neither pump thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then cheer and raise a mighty voice towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall soil their pants.

Posted by: Brother Maynard at July 16, 2024 07:39 PM (Aqu9a)

28 Vince Coglianese is pretty good at transcribing Bidenese.

Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2024 07:39 PM (bS+DD)

29
Are we at the stage yet when Democrats such as jack black say they receiving death threats in response to their death-wishes for Trump?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 07:40 PM (FlZoV)

30 "Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."

I'd just leave him there and wait for the Sheriff's deputies to kick him out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 07:40 PM (/HDaX)

31 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

32 Bezos is reporting that Biden is now moving to immediately pack the courts. He is going to try with executive power to remove the good judges and pack it with more leftist activists. Using a call for "term limits" and leftist based ethical committees. From Turley:

"The Washington Post is reporting that President Biden is going to cave to the far left in demanding "reforms" of the Supreme Court, including term limits."

x.com/JonathanTurley/status/
1813330414922289216

https://tinyurl.com/crtpckn

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2024 07:41 PM (Y6IkP)

33 pet and human pick each other.

this is known.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:41 PM (UWgy2)

34 "Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."

We're coming to take Joe away, haha!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

35 Which is all crazy banana pants. But here we are.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 16, 2024 07:41 PM (Y6IkP)

36 Donkeys and goats in your kitchen is nothing compared to a chupacabra in your stove vent pipe.

Posted by: Pawnee Press at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (V5BDR)

37 >>> 21 A sharply dressed man in a dark suit walks on from stage left.

"Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:37 PM (U0ECT)

Brandon could be lured out with an ice cream cone.

Send Kamala in to get DOCTOR Jill, then Hillary! to get Kamala, then...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (VavZF)

38 Wonder what Rush Limbaugh would say?

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)

39 Jim Banks should run away with the Indiana Senate seat

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

40 >>> 38 Wonder what Rush Limbaugh would say?
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)

About Brandon, or Piper's chupacabra?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:43 PM (VavZF)

41 We're coming to take Joe away, haha!
Posted by: gKWVE

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/3Fn36l_z3WY?si=8akRL7WquDwZJzdS

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:43 PM (T7fic)

42 Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Posted by: Billy Gibbons at July 16, 2024 07:44 PM (PiwSw)

43 Wait, 40+ year career schmufflomnin Biden is saying term limits are needed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 16, 2024 07:44 PM (M3zoF)

44 Howdy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 07:44 PM (sAmhv)

45 remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (Eng1Z)

I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

46 Orca rams a great white shark.

-
Great white shark? Mediocre white shark at best.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (L/fGl)

47 Once Biden goes down to defeat, the left is going to turn on him with a white hot hatred. Same with Jill. I want him to live long enough to see that. I want him to know that he will be reviled by both left and right. I want him to see all he has done, undone. I want him to see his brother and son hauled off to prison. Most of all I want him to know, right before he passes, that his deal with Lucifer was the cause of it all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (u73oe)

48 Emu's , the new white meat!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (5MvGY)

49 >>> 47 Once Biden goes down to defeat, the left is going to turn on him with a white hot hatred. Same with Jill. I want him to live long enough to see that. I want him to know that he will be reviled by both left and right. I want him to see all he has done, undone. I want him to see his brother and son hauled off to prison. Most of all I want him to know, right before he passes, that his deal with Lucifer was the cause of it all.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (u73oe)

Stan always wrecks his toys when he's done with them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (VavZF)

50 remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?
Posted by: LizLem

I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The couldn't find big enough buns for the ostriches.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (T7fic)

51 16 , got a link for that computer model

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (4780s)

52 @darrickjohnson
I am disappointed by the Vance pick, I think he sets the GOP toward a path further from my ideology. But damn, it’s nice to look at a member of a Presidential ticket, and think "I'll bet that guy can open a PDF."

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (Eng1Z)

53 here we are indeed.

always be carrying
whatever you got, carry it

head on a swivel

+ opsec, opsec, opsec.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (UWgy2)

54 Duke Lowell, Amen

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (5MvGY)

55 >>> 50 remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?
Posted by: LizLem

I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The couldn't find big enough buns for the ostriches.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (T7fic)

Kentucky Fried Ostrich
Ost-Fil-A
Ostrich Express

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (VavZF)

56 Nevermind. 18

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (4780s)

57 Sam Brown is MAGA, endorsed by TGE in the primary. I hope Trump has coattails

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

58 remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (Eng1Z)

I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

I blame Big Emu.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (Aqu9a)

59 40 >>> 38 Wonder what Rush Limbaugh would say?
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)

About Brandon, or Piper's chupacabra?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:43 PM (VavZF
About the campaign ‘tools’ being used by the left.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:47 PM (LHPAg)

60 Ostrich lobby has a lot of clout, like Teamsters.

Posted by: Big Tony at July 16, 2024 07:49 PM (V5BDR)

61 Larry bringing the fire to the lefties crying about cancel culture coming for the assassin-happy folks:

@monsterhunter45
You guys are funny if you think this cancel culture turnabout is about inspiration or leadership or sin or any other high minded ideal. This is ten years of normies living in fear of losing their livelihoods and getting hounded from society by assholes who made up the new rules they've forced the rest of us to live by, coming home to roost.

Your tsk tsk opinion about what you think is righteous doesn't mean anything to the people who've been forced to eat shit for a decade.

Ironically the people allegedly on my side who've chided me the most over the years about how I'm too mean, or too crude, or I violate some arbitrary rule of civility leftists made up to let them bully people with impunity, usually quail, fail, and break the minute the mobs inevitably come for them over some made up thing. Every. Fucking. Time.

So now leftists are being forced to live by the same cancel culture rules they forced on the rest of us and we're supposed to feel bad for them? Lol. No. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:49 PM (Eng1Z)

62 @49, so true

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 07:49 PM (UWgy2)

63 I'm a Cowboy is too adorable

Getting a T-storm

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

64 Don't cook tonight, call Ostrich Delight!

Posted by: Call 554-4445 at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (V5BDR)

65 60 Ostrich lobby has a lot of clout, like Teamsters.
Posted by: Big Tony at July 16, 2024 07:49 PM (V5BDR)


Don't make us come over there, mate.

Posted by: Emus Invicti at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

66 Good evening horde. I raise a glass in your general direction. Cheers.

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

67 @monsterhunter45 Part 2...

The difference is we get cancelled for imaginary bullshit offenses. They are getting cancelled for being blood thirsty fucks in public. Oh well. If they can get Mexican dudes labeled white supremacists for cracking their knuckles and fired, then they can get fired for ADVOCATING POLITCIAL ASSASSINATIONS.
I tried to warn the lefties when they started this shit, and then I laughed at the dummies who got cannibalized after the control freaks had run off everybody on the right but they were so addicted to outrage that they couldn't stop destroying people.
Nobody gives a shit about your high minded opinions about how the world should work, because that ship done sailed. I didn't want it to be this way. Hell, I was one of the very first people out there sounding the alarm on where this shit was going to take us. However the other side got a vote, and voted for knife fight. For the last ten years guys like you have insisted on Marquis of Queensbury rules while they hacked us with rusty machetes.
So now these assholes are getting fired because it turns out employers don't like murder apologists and I'm supposed to weep for them? Nope. I'm fresh out of pity.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (Eng1Z)

68 I think that poor woman was just trying to move all those peacock eggs into one place. That's the thanks she gets.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (oaGWv)

69 The couldn't find big enough buns for the ostriches.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:46 PM (T7fic)

Or pans for the omelettes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

70 38 Wonder what Rush Limbaugh would say?
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)

I think I have asked this once a day since February 17, 2021.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)

71 TRex, Cheers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:51 PM (5MvGY)

72 "Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."

By then, I seriously doubt he'll remember that he was the president.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 07:51 PM (xCA6C)

73 YES, Tim Sheehy is up from Montana. Make that fat bastard work a sweat for once

Posted by: Emus Invicti at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

74 >>> 67 @monsterhunter45 Part 2...

The difference is we get cancelled for imaginary bullshit offenses. They are getting cancelled for being blood thirsty fucks in public.
==
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:50 PM (Eng1Z)

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (VavZF)

75 Yeah Shehey is a kick.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (xjTDL)

76 Twelve-piece Ostrich bucket might be heavy to carry.

Posted by: Hand Truck Would Work at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (V5BDR)

77 LizLem

ArchCast used the term Consequence Culture to distinguish what is happening to Mark Hamill, Jack Black, and Destiny versus the likes of Gina Carano or Larry Corriea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (U0ECT)

78 Or pans for the omelettes.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

HA! I was once going on and on about how big ostrich eggs are and how could a female ostrich live through laying one. My sis just looked at me and said, "Ever seen a baby?"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 07:53 PM (T7fic)

79 Red Ostrich for the big bird lover in you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 07:53 PM (Aqu9a)

80 AZdeplorable, filing failure. Would you be so kind as to email.me your phone number so we can do our coordination in person?
Posted by: Ben Had

On it's way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2024 07:53 PM (weO2z)

81 XX or XY. There are no other choices

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (5MvGY)

82 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. "And I will strike down on thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!"

Posted by: Ezekiel 25:17 at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

83 >>> "Imagine if you will. It is election night 2024 and you have to wake senescent President of the United States to inform him he has lost."
By then, I seriously doubt he'll remember that he was the president. Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 07:51 PM (xCA6C)

They can use the war chest money from his campaign they'll squirrel away to build replica WH rooms in one of his million dollar homes. And he can shuffle around there thinking he's still POTUS for the rest of his life.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (Eng1Z)

84 77 I hope Arch gives some consequences to Dev....

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (HJ9BW)

85 55th anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11
79th birthday of The Gadget

Why isn't July 16 Science Day in America?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 07:55 PM (8sMut)

86 Helena Handbasket, a mini donkey would be great with your goats

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY)

87 Hung Cao. Hitting against communists with a bang.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

88 "Nevermind"?!

How about "Thank you"??!!??
.
.
.
.
/joke

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:56 PM (wse2C)

89 Go Navy !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 07:56 PM (V13WU)

90 Tim Shehey said "my name is Tim Shehey and those are my pronouns". Got a laugh. Ex-Seal with a Marine wife.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 07:56 PM (xjTDL)

91 85 They never would have gotten there without those black ladies doing the math....

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 07:56 PM (HJ9BW)

92 25 years of service? *salute* Carry on, citizen

Posted by: SPQR at July 16, 2024 07:57 PM (gKWVE)

93 >>> ArchCast used the term Consequence Culture to distinguish what is happening to Mark Hamill, Jack Black, and Destiny versus the likes of Gina Carano or Larry Corriea.

Anna, I like it! And it's true.

I didn't realize Mark is facing any real consequences for the nonsense he spouts. It's overdue. Was it for liking that Rowling tweet?

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:57 PM (Eng1Z)

94 and he's running against "Pennywise" Kaine

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 07:58 PM (gKWVE)

95 81 XX or XY. There are no other choices
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (5MvGY)

There are, but *exceedingly* rare:

Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY)
Jacobs Syndrome (XYY)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (SdLmn)

96 Just got done with Gin Blossoms. Went looking for Tom Mcdonald's
You Missed.
Didn't come up in the search but went to it when I just hit enter.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (xcIvR)

97 This Hung Cao guy!! Amazing story and great energy. Hope VA elects him.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (Eng1Z)

98 Hung Cao is bringing the fight!

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (LHPAg)

99 Too bad chiropractors a quacks selling snake oil.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (b4o9z)

100 Ostriches are large flightless birds, known for their speed and stylish boots. They are often sold by the barrel, in a 12 piece assortment, including biscuits.

Posted by: Ostrich Facts at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

101 YES Rick Scott. Balls almost as big as DeSantis'

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (gKWVE)

102 Rehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhd Ostrich.

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl)

103 RNC loves Rick, kek

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (gKWVE)

104 Yep, lots of warriors running this time and they know how to give a speech.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (xjTDL)

105 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk has just announced that due to Governor Gavin Newsom signing AB1955, which bans schools from making rules requiring parental notification if a child identifies as transgender, among other laws, SpaceX will move its headquarters from California to Starbase near Brownsville, Texas.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 57m
🚨#BREAKING: Elon Musk has also just confirmed that he will be moving the 𝕏 headquarters out of San Francisco California to Austin Texas
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 07:32 PM (wse2C)
====

More success for the Gavinator.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (RIvkX)

106 "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 07:52 PM (VavZF)

———

The trans mafia can fix that…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 08:00 PM (377Ja)

107 Of course King of the Hill has an episode on ostriches. Well Emus .

220/221

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 08:01 PM (B1dzx)

108 Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY)
Jacobs Syndrome (XYY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris

By definition totally abnormal.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2024 08:01 PM (weO2z)

109 61 Larry bringing the fire to the lefties crying about cancel culture coming for the assassin-happy folks:
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Good finds, Liz.

Libs of TikTok has been unveiling pro-assassination dicks for a couple of days.

Here's his X account on Nitter so you can check some out without an X account. [Although sometimes you might get a 'too busy' error or similar.]

https://nitter.privacydev.net/libsoftiktok

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:01 PM (wse2C)

110 Ostriches are related to penguins and for that should be shunned.

Posted by: Ostrich Facts at July 16, 2024 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

111 Rush knew Sundowner had dementia

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

112 Darrell Harris, Klinefelters sounds very much like soyboy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:03 PM (5MvGY)

113 Wonder what Rush Limbaugh would say?
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 07:42 PM
I think I have asked this once a day since February 17, 2021.


Same here. Miss ya bigly, El Rushbo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 08:03 PM (mH6SG)

114 Kentucky Fried Chicken: Bucket of chicken

Tasmanian Fried Ostrich: Bin of ostrich

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

115 >>> Yep, lots of warriors running this time and they know how to give a speech.

Where my witches at? *sad face*

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (Eng1Z)

116 Tim Kaine is awesome!!

Posted by: Said No Voter Ever at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA)

117 You know have been dying for this performance: Six Trombones, Cows, and a Field.

God Bless Cows. God Bless Trombone Players. God Bless Donald Trump.

https://youtu.be/KYD42BXbjF

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (RUmyk)

118 Rush would probably say it not time to panic yet.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

119 But so would Douglass Adams.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

120 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Monty Python at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA)

121 thanks LizLem, he rocks!

Correia should have a cabinet post next year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (UWgy2)

122 >>>A hyena wanders on to a farm, and is roughly escorted out by a toughguy donkey. A little rougher than the usual vid, but no one looks that badly hurt.

I think they cut out the real moment of violence. At the beginning, we see the donkey starting to turn, presumably to line up his rear legs for the the real damage. We don't know, because after that, the clip picks up with the donkey already having the hyena by the scruff of its neck.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (klJTj)

123 Good evening horde. I raise a glass in your general direction. Cheers.
Posted by: TRex
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*clink*

If my math is right 3 months from today I hit the road headed southwest in the general direction of Texas to raise a glass with 100 gray box friends.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (iZbyp)

124 112 Darrell Harris, Klinefelters sounds very much like soyboy.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:03 PM (5MvGY)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (SdLmn)

125 Posted by: Said No Voter Ever at July 16, 2024 08:04 PM (dg+HA)

I dunno, I kind of like ol' Kaine.
Want a balloooon?

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

126 I prefer Emu Stu's.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:06 PM (wse2C)

127 Penguins aren't even penguins. They just look like an extinct bird that was called a penguin or Auk. The original penguin was too delicious for sailors to pass up so they all got clubbed to death.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 08:06 PM (b4o9z)

128 This guy from NJ has an impossibly tall head

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

129 screaming in digital, and we will be here waiting on you. Hugs

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:07 PM (5MvGY)

130 >>> Correia should have a cabinet post next year.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (UWgy2)

Press secretary or social media director. But then that would take valuable time from writing books at his mountain compound in Utah, so...

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 08:07 PM (Eng1Z)

131 They can use the war chest money from his campaign they'll squirrel away to build replica WH rooms in one of his million dollar homes. And he can shuffle around there thinking he's still POTUS for the rest of his life.
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (Eng1Z)


That would be the Doctor Salazar option, but that one is only open for leaders who have garnered the love and respect of their followers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:07 PM (D7oie)

132 o happy s i d !

maybe one of these years ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:07 PM (UWgy2)

133 Ben Had,

I don't know if you have access to Teitter but there's a guy that just got a yak calf. Goes by Guy Alaska. Had some hassles getting it to his homestead. He posted another photo of it last night.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:08 PM (xjTDL)

134 Getting your ass kicked by an ass is rather embarrassing.

Posted by: The hyena at July 16, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

135 Hugs, dear Ben Had. Can't wait.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:08 PM (iZbyp)

136 If my math is right 3 months from today I hit the road headed southwest in the general direction of Texas to raise a glass with 100 gray box friends.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (iZbyp)

Road triiiiiiiiiip!!!!!! Wooooooo!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

137 Schumer to hold 'unclassified, all-senators call' to discuss Trump assassination attempt-
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?

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (/7KEl)

138 maybe one of these years ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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Howsabout this year?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (iZbyp)

139 Ostriches are large flightless birds, known for their speed and stylish boots. They are often sold by the barrel, in a 12 piece assortment, including biscuits.
Posted by: Ostrich Facts at July 16, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)


Unlike Emus they rarely eat alarm clocks

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (D7oie)

140 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 9h
“It’s a shame the person [sh**ter] missed”

*Next breath*

“I’m scared of political violence”

These people are legit insane

General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn 24m
America, we are in real trouble.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (wse2C)

141 This guy from NJ has an impossibly tall head

It's fine.

Posted by: Rosie O'fat and Adam Schitt at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG)

142 Bouncer donkey is awesome

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (JLq/1)

143 123 If my math is right 3 months from today I hit the road headed southwest in the general direction of Texas to raise a glass with 100 gray box friends.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM
***
Woo-hoo!!

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (IQ6Gq)

144 Dang, it's on Twitter

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (xjTDL)

145 Road triiiiiiiiiip!!!!!! Wooooooo!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
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Yeeeeeehaaaaaw!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (iZbyp)

146 Notsothoreau, thank you. I will check it out

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (5MvGY)

147 Oh my.... Elon is moving Space X out of Calif, to Texas, because Newsome signed the anti Family and Parent Law which makes it so Schools can turn your kids trans without notifying parents.

Says X will move as well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (xaFKb)

148 STEFANIK

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

149
Hung Cao was really impressive.

We need a lot more of that kind of energy and fight in Congress.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2024 08:11 PM (eDfFs)

150 Especially after taxpaid f#cks:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 1h
We’re going to be posting a lot of teachers today. We’re going to clean house. One teacher at a time. These deranged psychos who cry because a US President wasn’t ass*ss*nat*d and are hoping for another attempt shouldn’t be anywhere near children.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:11 PM (wse2C)

151 sock_rat, ya know, I ain't getting any younger.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:11 PM (5MvGY)

152 Elise.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 08:11 PM (V13WU)

153 My mistake, Ostriches do eat pints of Guinness

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie)

154 Ostrich Garden

All Lunch Specials come with endless breadsticks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 08:12 PM (Aqu9a)

155 Agree, the donkey is lining up to kick the head in of the hyena when the video is clipped and then we are shown the dead beast being flung round by its neck.
Donkeys take out coyotes too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (weO2z)

156 I want a donkey. I will name it Waffles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (r7gkh)

157 Boogie with Emu is a reportedly lost Led Zeppelin song.

Meanwhile we will have to settle for "Old Man Emu."

https://youtu.be/AZLx4Os8TBs

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (RUmyk)

158 Libs of Tiktok ... whoo. Big balls on that one

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (gKWVE)

159 No sympathy for hyenas.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (JLq/1)

160 well, good point LizLem ... maybe just Author Laureate ?

we can always put the Nuge in as head of atf, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (UWgy2)

161 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 11h
Gavin Newsom signed AB1955 today which bans schools from making rules requiring parental notification if a child identifies as transgender.

Get your kids out of public schools.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
The state will take away your kids in California
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It looks like Libs has alot of 'important' followers.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:14 PM (wse2C)

162 thanks LizLem, he rocks!

Correia should have a cabinet post next year.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:05 PM (UWgy2)


Maybe, but he was totally against trump in 2016.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:15 PM (D7oie)

163 we can always put the Nuge in as head of atf, right?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:13 PM (UWgy2)


Sounds like putting Hunter in charge of the DEA.

Posted by: let's f'in do this! at July 16, 2024 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

164 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 1h
We’re going to be posting a lot of teachers today. We’re going to clean house. One teacher at a time. These deranged psychos who cry because a US President wasn’t ass*ss*nat*d and are hoping for another attempt shouldn’t be anywhere near children.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:11 PM (wse2C)

Good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 08:15 PM (r7gkh)

165 There's just no way to understate how close he was to death.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 07:36 PM

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I think you meant to say "overstate", but yeah...

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 16, 2024 08:15 PM (FZils)

166 What they mean is they afraid of political violence against THEM

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:15 PM (HJ9BW)

167 Pelosi ‘convinced Biden will lose,’ hopes to ‘ease him off the ticket,’ report says

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

168 >>> sock_rat_eez

Oooh, author laureate. Imagine what he's write for inauguration day!! Sold.

Yeah, Nuge as ATF would be awesome.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 08:16 PM (Eng1Z)

169 Mr.Aspirin Factory, I had one we named Caruso. Mouthy bugger brayed all the time. His idea of halter broke was to hold the halter in his mouth and go where ever you wanted but don't put it on him

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:16 PM (5MvGY)

170 Everything is fake.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 08:16 PM (gbOdA)

171 Any one else put in words to that donkey vid?

"See, that dirt, You don't touch that fkin dirt. And see that corn, you don't touch that fkin corn...."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (b4o9z)

172 As of this writing, the GOP will flip the open Senate seat in WV. That's a done deal. So after that, Senate 50/50.

Sheehy in MT is the only GOP Senate candidate likely to flip another Senate seat from blue to red. Again, just as of now.

Brown (D-inc; OH) would survive. Gallegos (D-AZ) would beat Lake. Rosen (D-inc.; NV) would beat Brown in NV. Casey (D-inc; PA) is way ahead of McCormick (R), who just finished speaking.

Persuade me that I'm too pessimistic. Please. I wanna be wrong.

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (NLIak)

173 Old Yeller is going to have coronary.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (r7gkh)

174 Ted Nugent at the ATF " I'm your new boss, you are all fired and the agency is dissolved "

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (HJ9BW)

175 167 Pelosi ‘convinced Biden will lose,’ hopes to ‘ease him off the ticket,’ report says

NOT. GIVING. IT. TO. HARRIS. BITCH.

Posted by: Frau Biden at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (qUkBO)

176 I love the sound of wolves howling. I might feel differently if I was wilderness camping at the time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (JLq/1)

177 Joe Biden announces that he’s going to ban rent increases of more than $55 nationwide. I think he means 5%, which he also can’t do, but he legit can’t read his teleprompter.

I cant rise
55

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 08:18 PM (gbOdA)

178 They released wolves into the wild in Colorado....it's going about as well as you would think

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:18 PM (HJ9BW)

179 Vic Mackey @victhenicker 15h
A professor at a Lutheran university @CalLutheran is literally threatening to assassinate Trump on her public Facebook page with her name, face, and employer attached.

I'm assuming California Lutheran University endorses these threats because she is still employed by them.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 12h
Hi @CalLutheran this one of your employees?
Cc @SecretService
https://tinyurl.com/8m5tdppm

Bob @BikingForTrump 19h
Replying to @libsoftiktok @CalLutheran @SecretService
Saying she would "do it myself" is an actual crime. Also wonder if @UofGlasgow is happy having their name attached to her as a PhD.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:19 PM (wse2C)

180 USSS - now won't appear before Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y7npxc4y

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #15 at July 16, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

181 Moving from arguably the most geographically beautiful State to the least attractive State (imo).

If Texas had the same government as California it’s population would be in the hundreds.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 08:20 PM (B1dzx)

182 BH- working out in WV, I came across a donkey named Waffles. He would come up to me for head scritches. Didn't bray too much.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 08:20 PM (r7gkh)

183 Ted Nugent at the ATF " I'm your new boss, you are all fired and the agency is dissolved "
Posted by: steevy


Then does a guitar riff.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (NzK/m)

184 Scalise...!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

185 That's a done deal. So after that, Senate 50/50.

..

Vance will never have to cast a tie breaking vote because you will *always* have Rs switching to support the Dems.

Trump's agenda DOA.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (bILdU)

186 180 USSS - now won't appear before Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/y7npxc4y
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #15 at July 16, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

Sure, it's all still under investigation. No one gets to know shit. That's the rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (b4o9z)

187 Tell us again about Joe Biden, LESTER

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (QSrLX)

188 The cruelty on display here at the AOSHQ is one of the excuses reasons why my presence had diminished since I decided to take a job and build and comanage a manufacturing facility.

I'm exploring the potentiality of retiring at 29 yrs, now that Trump will hold the reins of prosperity.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 16, 2024 08:22 PM (fY84s)

189 Your timely reminder that between 1865 and 1901, three presidents were assassinated, all Republicans. Three of the first six elected GOP presidents were murdered, by Democrats, anarchist leftists, and sexual weirdos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 08:22 PM (gbOdA)

190 Captain Unity is finished. He is irrelevant. All he has to offer is to keep on yelling about white supremacy, black victimhood, and packing the court. Nobody cares about you Joe, you are a political skunk whose only purpose now is to stink up the place.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:22 PM (RUmyk)

191 Chiropractors are quackers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:22 PM (aPY1X)

192
For the last two weeks we've been hearing of "reports" of pelosi secretly ousting biden.



Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (FlZoV)

193 174 Ted Nugent at the ATF " I'm your new boss, you are all fired and the agency is dissolved "
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (HJ9BW)

ATF is now a c store.

Please ask customers if they would like a clip with that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (gbOdA)

194 The election is months away. The enemy is devious as hell.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (SYTee)

195 LizLem

Mark Hamill could not stop himself with two vile Tweets about Saturday and the RNC.

The Saturday Tweet is now deleted. He first started off sounding shocked condemning what happened. Then he went full gun control and pro Joey.

The RNC Tweet he mocked the large dressing on Trump's ear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (U0ECT)

196 That's a big ass shark.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

197
Anyone with an internet connection can go on social media and claim "source familiar say..."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (FlZoV)

198 Star Trek episode playing right now is hilariously appropriate.

The Deadly Years

The one where Kirk and Bones get a disease that rapidly ages them .

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 08:24 PM (B1dzx)

199 Breaking: Biden Accuser Tara Reade Drops Bombshell, Moving to Open 3rd Degree Sex Abuse Charges Against POTUS

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2024 08:24 PM (GITLP)

200 wel, all trufax from the Mincery ... & good point BH ...

I'll try to get there this year ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (UWgy2)

201 196 That's a big ass shark.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

Bigger ass Orca.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (aPY1X)

202 Trump has had a genuine Road to Damascus moment. I was reading. The man is sincerely and humbly praying, they say.

This is something big. I don't have any idea really, but Trump is a transformed man.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (w6EFb)

203 179
https://tinyurl.com/8m5tdppm

Associate Professor of Exercise Science? Isn't this something you do at a gym? On a par with 'Studies' subjects? I bet everyone has their own philosophy so NOT A SCIENCE!

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #16 at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

204 197 Anyone with an internet connection can go on social media and claim "source familiar say..."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM (FlZoV)
***
Sources familiar say yak > emu.

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

205 Biden made up the fifty five dollars bullshit on the spot, or not. DEPENDS

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (QSrLX)

206 199 Breaking: Biden Accuser Tara Reade Drops Bombshell, Moving to Open 3rd Degree Sex Abuse Charges Against POTUS
Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2024 08:24 PM (GITLP

Has she filed or is she just 'moving to' file.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:26 PM (aPY1X)

207 You know have been dying for this performance: Six Trombones, Cows, and a Field.

Folks, if you want to show your appreciation for service cows rendered to you, please don't tip them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:26 PM (LJYWu)

208 Just had to put this here: This incredible towering (animated!) effigy of Trump as "God-Emperor Trump" in the Carnevale di Viareggio, 2019, with Styx for the soundtrack.

Seems appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1FE88JVps

Posted by: Beverly at July 16, 2024 08:26 PM (Epeb0)

209 TRex, you can't milk an Emu.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)

210 Doug Leone of Sequoia Capital supports Trump. Elon says Silicon Valley has shifted.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (xjTDL)

211 Johnson promises an investigation

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

212 172 As of this writing, the GOP will flip the open Senate seat in WV. That's a done deal. So after that, Senate 50/50.

Sheehy in MT is the only GOP Senate candidate likely to flip another Senate seat from blue to red. Again, just as of now.

Brown (D-inc; OH) would survive. Gallegos (D-AZ) would beat Lake. Rosen (D-inc.; NV) would beat Brown in NV. Casey (D-inc; PA) is way ahead of McCormick (R), who just finished speaking.

Persuade me that I'm too pessimistic. Please. I wanna be wrong.

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:17 PM (NLIak)

———-


The Republican Party is so shit. Frankly I don’t blame voters for not trusting Repub Senators.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (377Ja)

213 Folks, if you want to show your appreciation for service cows rendered to you, please don't tip them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:26 PM (LJYWu)

Also, don't try the veal or use the word "rendered".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (b4o9z)

214 USSS - now won't appear before Congress.


The Code Red was ordered from the Oval Office.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (rHxhM)

215 >>Bigger ass Orca.

Orca won't eat you.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

216 202 Trump has had a genuine Road to Damascus moment. I was reading. The man is sincerely and humbly praying, they say.

This is something big. I don't have any idea really, but Trump is a transformed man.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (w6EFb

I thought the same thing!! He seemed really subdued and almost humbled last night.

I would love this to bring him closer to the Lord and Savior.

PS. Jesus, please leave a little vinegar in the man. We need a warrior!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (aPY1X)

217
If you were a worried Democrat, and were desperate to replace biden, of course you would post fake "reports" of "top Democrats moving to replace biden."

Of course you would take a chance at shaking a few trees to see what falls out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (FlZoV)

218 185

If Sheehy (R) beats Tester (D) in MT, as most think he will, and nothing else changes, that would make the next Senate 51 (R) - 49 (D).

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (NLIak)

219 Third degree sex abuse against POTUS? State law? Federal law? EEOC complaint? Lack of standing? DEPENDS

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (QSrLX)

220 215 >>Bigger ass Orca.

Orca won't eat you.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

How do you know? I might be Orca tasty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:28 PM (aPY1X)

221 Speaker Mike Johnson is who Stephen Colbert becomes when he presses the button on his decoder ring.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (RUmyk)

222 Biden has lost.
I am only 2 reaction videos in on his drop after the Trump "incident" but I would recommend watching the initial reactions to Tom Mcdonald's video You Missed.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (xcIvR)

223 BREAKING: Elon Musk has also just confirmed that he will be moving the 𝕏 headquarters out of San Francisco California to Austin Texas

Not quite sure that is much of an improvement. Maybe on taxes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (rHxhM)

224 Biden made up the fifty five dollars bullshit on the spot, or not. DEPENDS
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (QSrLX)


Have you ever seen a video of Ceausescu's final balcony speech? He was making stuff up to try to placate the crowd

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (D7oie)

225 Silicone Valley has shifted. No shit . Staying in business requires an economy

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (5MvGY)

226 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 11h
This dude wishing d*ath on me has “let’s change the world for the better” in his bio 🤡
Cc @FBI

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (wse2C)

227 Then does a guitar riff.

Stranglehold.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (mH6SG)

228 Reade's interview with Tucker was very illuminating. Poor woman.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU)

229 Has she filed or is she just 'moving to' file.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:26 PM (aPY1X)
---
Round here we say fixin' ta file.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 16, 2024 08:30 PM (iZbyp)

230 Amit Shah (Parody) @Motabhai012 3h Replying to @libsoftiktok @FBI
This is so epic. The July 13th rally attack is already an anime legend in Japan.
Skely

https://tinyurl.com/bd43ddd5
24 seconds; good stuff!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:30 PM (wse2C)

231 >>> Associate Professor of Exercise Science? Isn't this something you do at a gym? On a par with 'Studies' subjects? I bet everyone has their own philosophy so NOT A SCIENCE!
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #16 at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

=====

It's like as PE degree, without the teaching part.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 16, 2024 08:31 PM (9r3QP)

232 ATF is now a c store.

Please ask customers if they would like a clip with that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 08:23 PM


We need to talk.

For the second time today.

Concerning the difference between a magazine and a clip.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 16, 2024 08:31 PM (LJYWu)

233 > Amit Shah (Parody) @Motabhai012 3h Replying to @libsoftiktok @FBI
This is so epic. The July 13th rally attack is already an anime legend in Japan.
Skely
-------------
LMAO

Epic

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 08:31 PM (Q4IgG)

234 183 Ted Nugent at the ATF " I'm your new boss, you are all fired and the agency is dissolved "
Posted by: steevy


Then does a guitar riff.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 08:21 PM (NzK
Whang-Dang.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

235 I do hope Johnson is growing a spine

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:32 PM (gKWVE)

236 Musk is leaving CA because of the law they passed allowing teachers to hide grooming of kids to be trannies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:32 PM (xjTDL)

237 Biden made up the fifty five dollars bullshit on the spot, or not. DEPENDS
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 08:25 PM (QSrLX

He couldn’t read the teleprompter. It was 5% . He saw 55.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 08:33 PM (B1dzx)

238 VVVVIIIIVEEEEK

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:33 PM (gKWVE)

239 Vivek!!!

Here we go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:33 PM (aPY1X)

240 Notsothoreau, I wanted to tell you that we have plenty of trailer parking space at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)

241 Mike Johnson lowered my blood pressure.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (RUmyk)

242 Have you ever seen a video of Ceausescu's final balcony speech? He was making stuff up to try to placate the crowd
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 08:29 PM


IIRC, the last thing he heard was a couple of fellers saying OAK.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (LJYWu)

243 Mr. TEETH !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (V13WU)

244 >>I do hope Johnson is growing a spine

I believe that is the motto of the Viagra.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

245 209 TRex, you can't milk an Emu.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)
***
According to sources...

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

246 Swami

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)

247 Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:35 PM (LJYWu)

248 I hope Ali with an 'I''s family is ok.

@kcalnews 14m
Residents are on edge in a neighborhood in Encino, where a multi-million dollar home has been burglarized twice in a week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2024 08:35 PM (IG4Id)

249 The Donks want Biden gone, but, fake and gay primaries took care of that.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 16, 2024 08:35 PM (IG7T0)

250 I like this Vivek guy...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:35 PM (IhV2v)

251 Deep State

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

252 247 Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:35 PM (LJYWu)
***
They're building empires...

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

253 JackStraw, amazing days, huh

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (5MvGY)

254 Vivek which rhymes with cake which stands for sweet!

He's channelling Obama DNC 2004 about uniting us, and I'm here for it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (Eng1Z)

255 TRex, you can't milk an Emu.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM


Easier than milking an almond, though, amirite, and somehow they manage to do that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (LJYWu)

256 211 Johnson promises an investigation
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

He promised no money for war until the border was closed too. Means less than nothing. If he holds one it will be cosmetic.

Posted by: enough BS at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (2NXcZ)

257 This man should replace Vance. Easily.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (aPY1X)

258 man, compare that limp dick Johnson to this guy

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (gKWVE)

259 what are the actual chances the Red Team flips the Senate?

I was looking at RCP poll stories and was not encouraged

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

260 innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (UWgy2)

261 Absolutely Ben Had. It's all unraveling now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

262 Trump has had a genuine Road to Damascus moment. I was reading. The man is sincerely and humbly praying, they say.

This is something big. I don't have any idea really, but Trump is a transformed man.
Posted by: Publius

I thought the same thing!! He seemed really subdued and almost humbled last night.

I would love this to bring him closer to the Lord and Savior.

PS. Jesus, please leave a little vinegar in the man. We need a warrior!
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Isaiah 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.
Amen.

God, please protect Donald Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (NzK/m)

263 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IhV2v)

264 Vivek: awesome

Johnson: limp noodle

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (DBZuM)

265 Duncanthrax. They lie!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (5MvGY)

266 Vivek for press secretary

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (HJ9BW)

267 245 209 TRex, you can't milk an Emu.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (5MvGY)
***
According to sources...
Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 08:34 PM (IQ6Gq)
Actually it’s you can’t milk an emu in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

268 263 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IhV2v)

Nah. He can easily replace Vance in the Senate in Ohio.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (aPY1X)

269 Vivek, with a bit more tempering, has a high probability of being president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (RUmyk)

270 >259 what are the actual chances the Red Team flips the Senate?

Not great if the Dems decide to abandon Biden/Harris and then focus their efforts, especially cheating, on down ballot races.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (SYTee)

271 MEAN TWEETS

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

272
remember the Democrat-endorsed "Punch A Nazi"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (FlZoV)

273
Senate

34 seats, 23 not held by R's;

can take control with 1 seat and the presidency

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

274 Vivek, Chief of Staff

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:39 PM (5MvGY)

275 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.

********

I support him for the new cabinet position of Burn That Motherfucka Deep State Down Bigly Administrator

Which he can co chair with Mike Flynn

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (DBZuM)

276 Mean tweets
Mean tweets!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (W/lyH)

277 meh, g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (UWgy2)

278 Nah. He can easily replace Vance in the Senate in Ohio.

LOL! Mike DeWine appoint Vivek?

LOL!!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (rHxhM)

279 BenHad, Vivek needs an invite.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (RUmyk)

280 268 263 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (IhV2v)

Nah. He can easily replace Vance in the Senate in Ohio.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM (aPY1X)
----------------------------
Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:41 PM (IhV2v)

281 Vivek:
Fear has been infectious but courage can be contagious... that too is what it means to be an American

We can still get together at the dinner table at the end of it

A nation in our ascent...still on that way to a chining city on a hill... no matter how long your last name is

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 08:41 PM (Eng1Z)

282 AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!"
Posted by: Ezekiel 25:17 at July 16, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 16, 2024 08:41 PM (FCbAQ)

283 Vivek for press secretary
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 08:38 PM


Issue Depends to the media. They'll shit themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

284
Today on Lowering The Temperature:

fake "news" cnn: "Democrats need to decide if they want to win this election and turn their fire on Donald Trump."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (FlZoV)

285 Suppose you were the GOP Speaker instead of Johnson, & you had a one vote majority usually (depending on who's in the hospital or attending a family funeral), could you do better?

If the GOP holds the House, Johnson likely won't be the new Speaker-- unless Trump REALLY works the phones for him.

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (NLIak)

286 Vivek, great speech.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (2NHgQ)

287 LETS GO FIGHT PEOPLE HELL YEAH AMERICA

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (/7KEl)

288 >>Not great if the Dems decide to abandon Biden/Harris and then focus their efforts, especially cheating, on down ballot races.

That's a lot easier to say than it is to do in this environment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

289 Uh, Tucker is the Press Secretary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:42 PM (aPY1X)

290 Holy shite Lee Greenwood is singing a different song

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl)

291 I'm skipping Greenwood and gon listen to Tom Mcdonald You Missed

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (gKWVE)

292
When she said this, the other idiot on the panel immediately did the "shifty eye" movement.

Then she caught herself and said she should've said "focus" not fire.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (FlZoV)

293 I plan to come, Ben Had. Don't know yet if I'm gonna board my dog. My trailer is tiny so I don't need a lot of space.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (xjTDL)

294 290 Holy shite Lee Greenwood is singing a different song
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl

Poor guy did so good on his first song he's never had to sing anything else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (aPY1X)

295 Holy shite Lee Greenwood is singing a different song

**************

Hahahhahahahahahhaa

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (DBZuM)

296 Altria, I have no idea about how to do it but I would gladly try.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:43 PM (5MvGY)

297 y'mean like in 2017 when "we" had all 3 ... & nothing happened.
at all.

until the impeachment?

don't get me wrong, I have the highest possible hopes ...
tempered by history.

&Z now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:44 PM (UWgy2)

298 275 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.

********

I support him for the new cabinet position of Burn That Motherfucka Deep State Down Bigly Administrator

Which he can co chair with Mike Flynn
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 08:40 PM (DBZuM)
-------------------
Ok, this works too....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:44 PM (IhV2v)

299 XX or XY. There are no other choices
Posted by: Ben Had

There are, but *exceedingly* rare:
Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY)
Jacobs Syndrome (XYY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris


And an XY with "complete androgen insensitivity syndrome" looks pretty much like an XX on the outside, because her cells can't process any of the testosterone (etc) that she produces. But she won't have the internal organs needed to bear children.

Otherwise any combination (that survives) that has a "Y" in it will develop into some form of a "he," and one that doesn't have a "Y" will be a "she." Though, as Ben Had also noted, Klinefelter's (XXY) will look typically "soyboy."

"X", "XXX", "XXXX", "XXXXX", "XYY", "XXY", "XXYY", "XYYY", "XXXYY", and "XYYYY", at least, are all chromosome patterns that have survived. The first four present as female, the rest as male. I don't think there are any cases where a human survives without at least one "X", though.

The important thing is that these are all real, physical, genetic abnormalities. They're not just some crazy dude deciding he's a chick today.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 08:44 PM (DgGvY)

300 Dayum, Blondie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:45 PM (aPY1X)

301 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Jul 16
I’m sorry but this is crazy. @DailyMail is ripping off all my posts which we spent HOURS researching and screenshotting and passing them off as “exclusives.”

They’re also literally using my screenshots because most of them went private straight away.

Both articles casually mention LoTT once you scroll alllll the way down.

Btw I slept a total of 8 hours the past 2 days and have been sifting through HUNDREDS of messages from followers and spending hours researching.

I also hired another set of eyes to help out for this week so we can respond to all of you!

This is really unethical @DailyMail.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 08:45 PM (wse2C)

302 She is...uh...sweater puppies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:45 PM (aPY1X)

303 Savannah is a 1............mmmmmmm

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:45 PM (IhV2v)

304 Hi everyone! The cats did not appreciate the howl video. Normally they don’t react to things like this, so interesting!

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 08:47 PM (CM7zZ)

305 mikeski: I think that was called a "freemartin" in Brave New World

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:47 PM (UWgy2)

306 Everyone should watch the RNC speech from Teamsters President @TeamsterSOB.

The American worker is the heart of MAGA.

Don't let the many neocons on aos and instapanzy tell you otherwise.

Posted by: Iggies bro at July 16, 2024 08:47 PM (b4wtd)

307 Stranglehold earworm. There are worse things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 08:48 PM (qZEuM)

308 That's prime number one pu.......woman.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2024 08:49 PM (g8Ew8)

309 Folks, the the keys to the car are being passed to the Millennials in Milwaukee.

My only ask from you guys is to keep in mind that there's a lot of telephone and ditches along the way; try to stay out of them, it is harder than it looks. Still, I think you're going to be okay and do a great job.

Also don't think there won't be consequences if you drive over my lawn and that after this convention I will have nothing to do but backseat drive for the rest of my life.

Go to war and win this election. Then win back this country.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:49 PM (RUmyk)

310 Hopefully this Johnson is more turgid

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:49 PM (gKWVE)

311 {{{Ben Had}}}

Good evening! May your fields be boar free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2024 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

312 As stated, the GOP is a strong favorite to flip the Senate right now, but with a very narrow margin.

All it would take is to flip WV (a given) and MT (very probable). That would make the next Senate 51R/49D*.

* includes "independents" Bernie & King (ME) with the DEMs, as always

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:51 PM (NLIak)

313 Republican Mayor of Dallas, Tx..... I like this guy.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 08:51 PM (IhV2v)

314 Everyone should watch the RNC speech from Teamsters President @TeamsterSOB.

The American worker is the heart of MAGA.

Don't let the many neocons on aos and instapanzy tell you otherwise.
Posted by: Iggies bro at July 16, 2024 08:47 PM (b4wtd)

True. But the unions sucked the life out of a lot of American manufacturing. Unions suck.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2024 08:52 PM (g8Ew8)

315 I need to catch up on the convention. I taught just about every class today and now have no voice and no idea what is happening in the world.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 08:52 PM (CM7zZ)

316 >>>10 Keep Austin Weird huh Elon?
Posted by: Anna Puma
-----------------------

Keep'n it close to the gov'na
Keep'n it close to the seat of power
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Posted by: Braenyard saw a big Giga on the Colorado river at July 16, 2024 08:52 PM (+F/VA)

317 Funniest thing, to me, that Ted Nugent did was in his reality show, he woke the guys up early with a speaker stack playing the national anthem Nugent style

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 08:52 PM (0yXoi)

318 Well I was looking at Kari v Gallegos and that race looks like a roller coaster

up n down and around again

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:53 PM (/7KEl)

319 I need to catch up on the convention. I taught just about every class today and now have no voice and no idea what is happening in the world.
Posted by: Piper


Update us on the important stuff! What was hiding in the vent pipe?

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 08:54 PM (DgGvY)

320 here's what we've been waiting for

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 08:54 PM (gKWVE)

321 here's Vance

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:54 PM (/7KEl)

322 Ooooh Vance on deck!

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 08:54 PM (Eng1Z)

323 Here comes the Donald!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:54 PM (aPY1X)

324 teamsters @ rnc is big ... when was the last time this happened?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:55 PM (UWgy2)

325 Vance has a pretty good USSS escort

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:55 PM (/7KEl)

326 Played on by Merle Haggard

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:55 PM (/7KEl)

327 Hi, Salty

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 08:56 PM (NLIak)

328 teamsters @ rnc is big ... when was the last time this happened?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Reagan?

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 08:56 PM (NzK/m)

329 I don't think there are any cases where a human survives without at least one "X", though.

The important thing is that these are all real, physical, genetic abnormalities. They're not just some crazy dude deciding he's a chick today.
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 08:44 PM (DgGvY)



The single X case is Turner syndrome. The actress Linda Hunt is a classic example of this.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 08:56 PM (/HDaX)

330 Vance will be speaking tomorrow just bringing him in to the fanfare.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 08:57 PM (MGB5H)

331 who's the blonde lady in white

she seems to be somebody

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 08:57 PM (/7KEl)

332 Trump/Vance has Iran shitti g themselves. They

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 08:57 PM (5MvGY)

333 "Hang on Sloopy?" For Vance?

The song is 20 years older than the candidate.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (DgGvY)

334 Aides (praying): Say 5%, say 5%, say, 5% ...

Biden* (squinting): ... 55 ... dollars!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (qUkBO)

335 Great;
Police arrested a 21 yo man in a ski mask with an AK47 at the RNC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (aPY1X)

336 Vivek has to be in Trump's cabinet....somewhere.

Chief of Staff

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (rHxhM)

337 dunno.

yuge anyway you look at it, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (UWgy2)

338 who's the blonde lady in white

she seems to be somebody
Posted by: Don Black

I think you are referring to Tiffany Trump.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (RUmyk)

339 teamsters @ rnc is big ... when was the last time this happened?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Reagan?
Posted by: rickb223


Speaking at the RNC? This is the first time.

I think they endorsed Reagan, but weren't at his RNC.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 08:59 PM (DgGvY)

340 mnw

Saw your email, forwarded by Dr. T. Thinking about it.

June 27th I set up a miniMoMeet in Lee Summit for Jewells45. We had 11 people attend, from NE, KS, MO, AR, and OK.

Can you travel to Lee Summit for a reprise of that meeting with Julie, with a different group? Or is the condo on Lake Ozark where the location has to be. Once we get into August my school preps start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

341 Vance and the Trump boys with beards, wonder how PDT would look with a beard?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:00 PM (2NHgQ)

342 OK thanks

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (/7KEl)

343 Young man, I was once in your shoes

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (gKWVE)

344 If I were an 'Ette I'd be looking at Vance for a little bang- fest........since I'm not I'll continue watching the chickees in the hall for sweater puppies....mmmmm

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (IhV2v)

345 "Hang on Sloopy?" For Vance?

The song is 20 years older than the candidate.
Posted by: mikeski

The Ohio anthem.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (qZEuM)

346 WT everlovin F is this

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (/7KEl)

347 Of course:

Impeached asshole Mayorkas is already interfering in the House investigation into the assassination attempt on Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (aPY1X)

348 & now, rly g'night!

all possible blessings upon the Horde, PDT, and all good people everywhere!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 09:01 PM (UWgy2)

349 lol come on that was funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:02 PM (s3qiR)

350 Trump!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:02 PM (aPY1X)

351 Impeached asshole Mayorkas is already interfering in the House investigation into the assassination attempt on Trump.

Zero accountability in Babylon DC.
They order a hit on PDJT and know for a fact that they will get away with it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:03 PM (rHxhM)

352 TRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPPP!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:03 PM (IhV2v)

353 Unknown Drip, damn straight. Vivek the gate kedper

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:03 PM (5MvGY)

354 Trump doing 'the Trump'

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:03 PM (/7KEl)

355 Laura Loomer says Vivek told her he'll talk to Trump about where he needs him. He'll be in the administration or run for Vance's seat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 09:04 PM (xjTDL)

356 Salty

Sure. I could do Lee's Summit. It would need to be in a week when my son is here to look after my 15-yr-old GF. But he's here every other week.

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 09:04 PM (NLIak)

357 Vance and the Trump boys with beards, wonder how PDT would look with a beard?

PDT is an alpha and apparently is one hell of a womanizer. He doesn't need a beard.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:04 PM (rHxhM)

358 so many people watching rumble it is lagging

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 09:05 PM (D7oie)

359 Thanks, andycanuck, for that awesome video!

Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 09:05 PM (njExo)

360 The American worker is the heart of MAGA.

So MAGA is a Communist movement. (Because hyper-evil rich people DO NOT WORK.)

Bin "Worker", unless you embrace Marxism.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:06 PM (8sMut)

361 For some damn reason I'm liking this new bunch of Republicans...Vance, Ramaswamy, Zeldin, some of those Senate candidates like Hung Cao, Tim Sheehy and Sam Brown. I haven't missed McConnell and the old guard one bit. Good show so far

keep this up, may have to modify my nick

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:06 PM (GpUII)

362 Star Trek. Assignment Earth

Teri Garr was really hot!

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (jvJvP)

363 MTG looking .....ummmmm.......never mind...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (IhV2v)

364 Alright!!! Hannity live in the studio instead of a camera with sound on the floor!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (wse2C)

365 335 Great;
Police arrested a 21 yo man in a ski mask with an AK47 at the RNC.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 08:58 PM (aPY1X)

———

Did they escort him into the convention center?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (377Ja)

366 CRUZ

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (/7KEl)

367 Another man who realized politics goes better with beards... Ted Cruz

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 09:08 PM (Eng1Z)

368 In yet another revelation that only makes Secret Service brass — namely the agency's Director Kimberly Cheatle — look more caught-off-guard during Saturday's attempt on former President Donald Trump's life, it turns out the USSS had actually increased protection for Trump in recent weeks leading up to the rally in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 09:08 PM (gbOdA)

369 The decision has been made to ride with Biden - for now. Newsom was less likely to sign the parents rights bill if he was headed for a run to the white house. That may play in CA, but even Nancy knows that would have been a tough way to start a nation-wide pitch. Gretchen has not been visible.

Biden's ego believes he has earned and deserves being president. Jill and everyone around Biden has gotten very comfortable with being in power. No way anyone is giving that up. Just keep offering govt benefits, blame DJT and SCOTUS for everything, focus on turnout of the base, and stick to friendly media and events. Supporters will implicitly argue that people should vote for the team, not the candidate.

Posted by: TRex at July 16, 2024 09:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

370 For some damn reason I'm liking this new bunch of Republicans...Vance, Ramaswamy, Zeldin, some of those Senate candidates like Hung Cao, Tim Sheehy and Sam Brown

**********

Still got a lot of work to do to drive out the rino assfuckers but they’re getting there

It’s going to be a hard CRUUUUUUUZZZZZ

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:08 PM (DBZuM)

371 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (1vwBF)

372 Next man on the SC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (aPY1X)

373 359 Thanks, andycanuck, for that awesome video!
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Which one??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (wse2C)

374 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

Anna Paulina Luna.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (MGB5H)

375
True. But the unions sucked the life out of a lot of American manufacturing. Unions suck.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2024 08:52 PM (g8Ew

Yeah, but it is a lot easier for people to attack everything else other than the obvious.

1) Unions
2) Hostile state and local governments
3) School systems that refuse to educate the youth for the high end manufacturing that the United States does when it DOES get into manufacturing
4) onerous taxation and regulation

(But businesses are just supposed to suck and up and deal with it, and Americans must be forced to buy American manufactures made needlessly expensively by all of the above, because patriotism)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (8sMut)

376 344 If I were an 'Ette I'd be looking at Vance for a little bang- fest........since I'm not I'll continue watching the chickees in the hall for sweater puppies....mmmmm
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July

He is happily married with 2 young kiddos and his wife seems to be smart and accomplished. She just stepped away from her career as an attorney to support her husband in this race.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (CM7zZ)

377 Cruz should be AG or on SCOTUS

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (GpUII)

378 and cattle... raped

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (gKWVE)

379 Mnw, you got a 15yo girlfriend? Or grandfather?
Either a bit disturbing.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (4780s)

380 Luna is a Rep from FL.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (aPY1X)

381 and yes Cruz should be on SCOTUS

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (gKWVE)

382 Good evening! May your fields be boar free.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2024 08:51 PM


Good choice. That way Ben Had can still reap what she sows.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (LJYWu)

383 Cruz as AG makes me happy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (aPY1X)

384 Cruz on the bench. Paxton as AG.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 09:11 PM (MGB5H)

385 Unknown Drip, damn straight. Vivek the gate keeper

Trump, Vance, Ramaswamy - the Trinity of Fear to the Deep State.

Three Alphas, one mission.

The US needs something more powerful than a Milei with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:11 PM (rHxhM)

386 377 Cruz should be AG or on SCOTUS
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:10 PM (GpUII)

Yeah, but I want to keep the RINOs from that seat, thanks. (And for that eeyore/defeatist Clyde Shelton, the biggest threat to the way things are in TX are the Dade Phelans and Ken Kings of this state.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:11 PM (8sMut)

387 I have the greatest President Trump pinata on the planet. I bought in a Mexican grocery store in Albuquerque in 2017 and since then I kept in perfect condition.

I am trying to figure out what to do with. One idea is take it on the road between now and the election and photograph it in places the feel to me perfectly American and then write about it on my blog.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (RUmyk)

388 372 Next man on the SC?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:09 PM (aPY1X)
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I would love to see that.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (IhV2v)

389 Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 09:11 PM (MGB5H)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

390 Cruz as AG makes me happy.

We need a junk yard dog at AG - Paxton FTW.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (rHxhM)

391 Cruz for SCOTUS.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (RUmyk)

392 384 Cruz on the bench. Paxton as AG.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 09:11 PM (MGB5H)

I want to keep the RINOs out of the US Senate and AG office, thanks.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (8sMut)

393 He is happily married with 2 young kiddos and his wife . . . .
Posted by: Piper

Small quibble - 3 kiddos. Two boys and a wee little girl.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 09:13 PM (T7fic)

394 DeSantis for AG. Put the right people in the right places. Sessions as head of DHS would have changed immigration rather than being the failure where he was

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:13 PM (5MvGY)

395 361 For some damn reason I'm liking this new bunch of Republicans...Vance, Ramaswamy, Zeldin, some of those Senate candidates like Hung Cao, Tim Sheehy and Sam Brown. I haven't missed McConnell and the old guard one bit. Good show so far

keep this up, may have to modify my nick
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16

I am liking they aren’t all looking ready to take their golf cart to bridge club. Not that I don’t appreciate the wisdom and experience from those who have been around the block a few times, I absolutely do. I just like there is a new energy.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:13 PM (CM7zZ)

396 371 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.
___________

J.D. Vance. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Holler Girl at July 16, 2024 09:14 PM (qUkBO)

397 cattle... raped Posted by: gKWVE

*********

gKWVE Johnson is right!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:14 PM (DBZuM)

398 Somebody mentioned Ramaswamy as WH Chief of Staff. sounds great to me. That young fella gets it!

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:14 PM (GpUII)

399 Is Melania scheduled to show up at all ?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

400 I don't want to lose Paxton but head of DHS is his slot. Don't throw out loose shit people.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:15 PM (5MvGY)

401 399 Is Melania scheduled to show up at all ?
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

Hopefully she's there when Trump speaks.

But I don't think we are gonna see much of her this go around. She's not a fan of the politics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:16 PM (aPY1X)

402 what are they saying? Echo blue?

Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2024 09:16 PM (n3DL0)

403 Good speech by Cruz.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:16 PM (2NHgQ)

404 Hung Cao

We don't deserve him, but will take him recognizing our debt to God's mercy.

His speech was compelling, but he has been getting endorsed by all the right people well before.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:16 PM (rHxhM)

405 back the blue

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:17 PM (s3qiR)

406 No dog jokes !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

407 I think we can all agree not to appoint Dade Phelan as head of the ATF.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:17 PM (gKWVE)

408 I am liking they aren’t all looking ready to take their golf cart to bridge club. Not that I don’t appreciate the wisdom and experience from those who have been around the block a few times, I absolutely do. I just like there is a new energy.
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:13 PM (CM7zZ)


gerentocracy is how we got here in the first place.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)

409 I endorse Hung Cao !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

410 6 344 If I were an 'Ette I'd be looking at Vance for a little bang- fest........since I'm not I'll continue watching the chickees in the hall for sweater puppies....mmmmm
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July

He is happily married with 2 young kiddos and his wife seems to be smart and accomplished. She just stepped away from her career as an attorney to support her husband in this race.
-------------------
The girlies can dream. And yes, Vance's wife is pretty hot. So I'll wipe my chin and drag my knuckles....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (IhV2v)

411 Piper , did you find that critter ??

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU)

412 Good speech by Cruz.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:16 PM (2NHgQ)


I remember his speech in 2012. He is far more polished now than then

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (D7oie)

413 ok so how about this:

"somebody" placed a massive 8 MILLION SHARE bet that Trump Media would inexplicably collapse this week.

so - someone had some seriously important info hmm? to make a bet like that?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (s3qiR)

414 The Disinformation Expert Ace is exceeding our measure of his expectation the last few days.

Don't poke the bear.

youtube.com/watch?v=AnaHnRqUdzA

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (fY84s)

415 So I see the would be Trump assassin was in an advertisement for...Blackrock.

What are the odds?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (oZhjI)

416 210 Doug Leone of Sequoia Capital supports Trump. Elon says Silicon Valley has shifted.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 08:27 PM (xjTDL)

And THAT is why David Sacks got a speaking slot at the RNC Convention last night. His June fundraiser for Trump at his SF mansion market the beginning of the Silicon Valley preference cascade for GEOTUS.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (SdLmn)

417 Andy - the Trump anime video.

Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (njExo)

418 I wish to offer up the NM governor for the position of Unity Token. Her responsibility would be there for the weekly Democrat humiliation festival. Plus it would put an end to her tormenting us here.

Can I get a second here?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM (RUmyk)

419 374 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

Anna Paulina Luna.
Posted by: BruceWayne



To the Interweb Search Thingy!!!

Oh...

https://youtu.be/MJbBSIFN36k?si=o-LRb_P-gM410el0

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM (sAmhv)

420 413 ok so how about this:

"somebody" placed a massive 8 MILLION SHARE bet that Trump Media would inexplicably collapse this week.

so - someone had some seriously important info hmm? to make a bet like that?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (s3qiR)

Lorge Goros.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM (SdLmn)

421 Seen on Twitter: Both Trump and Kamala Harris have taken shots to the face.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2024 09:20 PM (t5upi)

422 "Donald Trump is the best friend we'll ever have"

The look on Trump's face is the same as that cute pup that was on stage earlier tonight

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 09:20 PM (Eng1Z)

423 I don't want to lose Paxton but head of DHS is his slot. Don't throw out loose shit people.

I would prefer a third generation American of Mexican descent who is pissed off at the invasion and takes it personally.

General Flynn for DHS slot? Or are we keeping him for DoD?

Texas needs Paxton, would Rudy Giuliani work as AG? He checks the junk yard dog box.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:21 PM (rHxhM)

424 Trump's golden scalpweasel is going silver

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:21 PM (/7KEl)

425 96 371 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.
___________

J.D. Vance. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Holler Girl at July 16, 2024 09:14 PM (qUkBO)
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See! See! lol!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:21 PM (IhV2v)

426 So I see the would be Trump assassin was in an advertisement for...Blackrock.

What are the odds?


Yup. Funny that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2024 09:21 PM (t5upi)

427 Texas needs Paxton, would Rudy Giuliani work as AG? He checks the junk yard dog box.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:21 PM (rHxhM)

I'd want Giuliani there for one reason: he's an asshole. And we NEED an asshole as AG.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (8sMut)

428 I wish to offer up the NM governor for the position of Unity Token. Her responsibility would be there for the weekly Democrat humiliation festival. Plus it would put an end to her tormenting us here.

Can I get a second here?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM


Y'all put voted her in, y'all need to vote her out.

What's her stand on Biden's Project 30 by 30?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (LJYWu)

429 391 Cruz for SCOTUS.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:12 PM (RUmyk)

If he were smart, he'd take the offer if made (for a second time!). When Trump asked him before, Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (SdLmn)

430
At this rate, we'll have a fake "national zucchini day."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (FlZoV)

431 >>> 344 If I were an 'Ette I'd be looking at Vance for a little bang- fest........since I'm not I'll continue watching the chickees in the hall for sweater

I floated a joke earlier today that since Vance, his wife, and Vivek are all good friends, and Vance named one of his kids Vivek, that Vance's kid is secretly Vivek R's love child. I know it's not true, just a funny coincidence.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (Eng1Z)

432 National eggplant day !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

433 I'd want Giuliani there for one reason: he's an asshole. And we NEED an asshole as AG.

Giuliani was reportedly the chief roadblock to Trump doing anything about the stolen 2020 election. He's either compromised or stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (t5upi)

434
Can't believe it, but there it is.

August 8th is fake "national zucchini day."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (FlZoV)

435 When Joe Biden has a pants emergency does a member of his security team issue a Code Brown?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (JLq/1)

436 421 Seen on Twitter: Both Trump and Kamala Harris have taken shots to the face.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2024 09:20 PM (t5upi)
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LOL!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (IhV2v)

437 418 I wish to offer up the NM governor for the position of Unity Token. Her responsibility would be there for the weekly Democrat humiliation festival. Plus it would put an end to her tormenting us here.

Can I get a second here?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM (RUmyk)

Ever read my books?

Turn NM into the Savage Reservation. Deposit all the Leftists there. Problem solved.

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (8sMut)

438 Unknown Drip AG really needs to be DeSantis. Flynn needs to be head of DNI. I have no fucking clue what to do with the military

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (5MvGY)

439
411 Piper , did you find that critter ??

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU


Hopefully she cooked it for dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (aPY1X)

440 Vivek in India might be like Michael in US.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (V13WU)

441 306 Everyone should watch the RNC speech from Teamsters President @TeamsterSOB.

The American worker is the heart of MAGA.

Don't let the many neocons on aos and instapanzy tell you otherwise.
Posted by: Iggies bro



Howdy new nic! Uh, not too many 'neocons' around here at AoS. Can't speak for Instapundit.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (sAmhv)

442 I think we can all agree not to appoint Dade Phelan as head of the ATF.

Put him in charge of digging the canals.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (rHxhM)

443 You're a Vivek, and you're a Vivek...

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)

444 I think Guliani is done. We need to move on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (aPY1X)

445 Turn NM into the Savage Reservation. Deposit all the Leftists there. Problem solved.
Posted by: Aldous Huxley at July 16, 2024 09:23 PM (8sMut)


Careful. The radiation might turn the Leftists into hideous violent mutants.

Posted by: the hills have eyes at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (gKWVE)

446 If he were smart, he'd take the offer if made (for a second time!). When Trump asked him before, Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (SdLmn)

How do you know that ship has sailed?

TX already has one RINO in the Senate. Y'all are ACHING to have TWO. I am not. Keep Cruz in the bloody Senate.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (8sMut)

447 We should all watch this once a day (SFW):

https://youtu.be/_XUu3_pLPUE

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (LJYWu)

448 362 Star Trek. Assignment Earth

Teri Garr was really hot!

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:07 PM (jvJvP)

That mini-skirt.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (SYTee)

449 I think Guliani is done. We need to move on.
==

crazy what 20 years can do

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

450 They're not just some crazy dude deciding he's a chick today.

Whatever.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 09:26 PM (mH6SG)

451 We should all watch this once a day (SFW):

==

what's there ? naked bats ?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:27 PM (V13WU)

452 I have no fucking clue what to do with the military
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (5MvGY)

We need a based, no bullshit SecDef. But you are right, where to find one?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:27 PM (8sMut)

453
I'll bet this woman has looked exactly like this since she was 6.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:27 PM (FlZoV)

454 >>> Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.

He'd be great, hopefully it works out. I'd feel safe if he had to replace Thomas.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 09:27 PM (Eng1Z)

455 I'd want Giuliani there for one reason: he's an asshole. And we NEED an asshole as AG.

We are on the same wavelength.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (rHxhM)

456 CBS RNC coverage.

Our elections are secure.

Yeah, I was here in 2020 as polling places stopped counting at 3am or so.

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (jvJvP)

457 >DHS to investigate Secret Service after Trump assassination attempt

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you gotta be f***ing kidding me
this is DHS investigating DHS
I bet DHS will emerge unscathed

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (/7KEl)

458 442 I think we can all agree not to appoint Dade Phelan as head of the ATF.

Put him in charge of digging the canals.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (rHxhM)

Kick him out and send him packing to the Dems. He loves them so damn much he can join them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (8sMut)

459
here we go...

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (FlZoV)

460 We need a based, no bullshit SecDef. But you are right, where to find one?

*********

I’ve heard of a few decorated commanders who lost their jobs by refusing the take the vax and giving Joe the finger

Let’s bring them back

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (DBZuM)

461
don't fuck it up, mikki

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (FlZoV)

462 ew it's Nikki

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:28 PM (s3qiR)

463 396 371 Who's the hot brunette? I'm behind on VIP faces.
___________

J.D. Vance. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Holler Girl at July 16, 2024 09:14 PM

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Good one

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (1vwBF)

464 That mini-skirt.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (SYTee

Oh, I know.....

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

465 Y'all put voted her in, y'all need to vote her out.

What's her stand on Biden's Project 30 by 30?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

She is a communist who tried to unilaterally tired get rid of the 2nd amendment. I would love to get rid of her but the the state was gerrymandered over the last few years to the point it that is nearly impossible.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (RUmyk)

466 Nookie Haley.
Finally, a traditional Republican
blech

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (GpUII)

467 Nikki does have a pretty voice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (s3qiR)

468 Ugh Haley

Go away you deranged bint

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (DBZuM)

469 Cruz can go to SCOTUS when we find a real replacement for candyass Cornyn

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (5MvGY)

470 Haley up next?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (2NHgQ)

471 Here we go...

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

472 thank you Nikki, you did what Ted in 2016 couldn't.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (gKWVE)

473 When Joe Biden has a pants emergency does a member of his security team issue a Code Brown?

-

"Skidmark is playing call of doody again. Repeat, Skidmark is playing call of doody."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:29 PM (EufLR)

474 Nikki can go. She already has pissed me off.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:30 PM (RUmyk)

475 Only took an assassination attempt to endorse the Donald

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:30 PM (DBZuM)

476
She had me going.
Good acting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:30 PM (FlZoV)

477 Impeached asshole Mayorkas is already interfering in the House investigation into the assassination attempt on Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

Desperate men do desperate things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 09:30 PM (XeU6L)

478 God, please protect Donald Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 08:37 PM (NzK/m)

Amen ...

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (TTAGa)

479 I wonder if there are any GOPers that have finally had enough after the assassination attempt?

Yes you get your payola but hard to enjoy it when Fedgov is giving antifa the green light to kill anyone they don't like

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (oZhjI)

480 Sacred Honor compels me to say... she's still hawt

Posted by: Will Folks, AOS Sock Hall of Fame at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (GpUII)

481 I mean ... she's not doing terrible here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (s3qiR)

482 Both Trump and Kamala Harris have taken shots to the face.
Posted by: Ian S.

Hahahaha.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (qZEuM)

483 WTF is this woman doing

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (/7KEl)

484
Whoever is heckling nikki needs to STFU.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (FlZoV)

485 Glad she got a chance to come on and tell her fourteen followers to vote for the Donald.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (aPY1X)

486 I’m almost afraid she’s a fembot about to open up her boob guns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (DBZuM)

487 She remains terrible.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (LkLld)

488 Nikki! is trying to slither her way back into Trump's good graces.
I hope it doesn't work.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (Lo97M)

489 Haley as Ambassador to Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (5MvGY)

490 Glad she got a chance to come on and tell her fourteen followers to vote for the Donald.

********

Now you’re just being mean

I’m sure it was 15 or 16

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (DBZuM)

491 Not impressed. Put Vivek back on.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (2NHgQ)

492 She is like an older sister who torments you everyday of your life. The only people she appeals to are masochists.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (RUmyk)

493 Darling Nikki...

Posted by: Zombie Prince at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (mH6SG)

494 489 Haley as Ambassador to Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (5MvGY)

Too high profile.

Haley as Ambassador to Burkina Faso.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (8sMut)

495 Give Nikki an ambassadorship again.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (SYTee)

496 Rhino Nikki doesn't need to be in the cabinet.

Maybe she can spit shine the chrome on the Beast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (aPY1X)

497 Both Trump and Kamala Harris have taken shots to the face.
Posted by: Ian S.

Hahahaha.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:31 PM (qZEuM)
***

Ha!
Mrs.D is wondering why I'm laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (W/lyH)

498 Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.

He'd be great, hopefully it works out. I'd feel safe if he had to replace Thomas.

-

Never forget that he blamed the Americans that had gotten permits and taken every legal step to march in Charlottesville for the violence that other people who were gathering illegally started. A perfect opportunity to discuss the Constitution and 1st Amendment even when you disagree with your fellow Americans and think your fellow Americans are wrong-headed, but no, can't do that. Let's blame the Americans that were doing things legally because their speech is icky.

I'll say again: He's probably the most perfect Republican in D.C. right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (EufLR)

499
I wrote this earlier today:

Re: nikki halley

I don't know. I'm really not into the mood for a "Whether you like him or not, President Trump..." speech.

I've had my fill of "qualifiers" and "disclaimers" from cuck Republicans who want me to think they're doing Trump a favor by endorsing him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:33 PM (FlZoV)

500 Hook her or give her a stripper pole. This can't go on.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:34 PM (RUmyk)

501 Howdy new nic! Uh, not too many 'neocons' around here at AoS. Can't speak for Instapundit.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (sAmhv)

He means Jews.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:34 PM (B1dzx)

502 There is a place for Haley in a new admin......just....be careful PDT. Do not trust 100%....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:34 PM (IhV2v)

503 Nikki can go. She already has pissed me off.

-

Join the club, pal.
- South Carolina

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:35 PM (EufLR)

504 I knew the comments on AOS would be good for this one! LOL

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:35 PM (GpUII)

505 Nikki Haley as Head of Janitorial Services at the WH.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:35 PM (aPY1X)

506
Look, fats:

Nikki Haley would be great to go on cable fake news for the Trump campaign. She'd do a good job making the case.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:36 PM (FlZoV)

507 428 I wish to offer up the NM governor for the position of Unity Token. Her responsibility would be there for the weekly Democrat humiliation festival. Plus it would put an end to her tormenting us here.

Can I get a second here?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:19 PM

The NM SSR run by a memeber of the Lujan crime family.

I live too damn close to that SSR. Can y'all run her out of office next election? Thanks.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:36 PM (8sMut)

508 There is a place for Haley in a new admin

Restroom attendant?

Posted by: Zombie Prince at July 16, 2024 09:36 PM (mH6SG)

509 Nikki Haley.

Secretary of Menopause Face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:36 PM (aPY1X)

510 Im for Haley heading the NASA

especially if Musk puts her on spaceship to Mars

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (DBZuM)

511 I know she had to speak and endorse PDT, this brings her supporters to him. But jeebus she’s boring.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)

512 Nikki is doing well here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (4XwPj)

513 De Santis is scheduled to speak as well.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (V13WU)

514
Um, I think this was Nikki's VP acceptance speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (FlZoV)

515 446 If he were smart, he'd take the offer if made (for a second time!). When Trump asked him before, Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:22 PM (SdLmn)

How do you know that ship has sailed?

TX already has one RINO in the Senate. Y'all are ACHING to have TWO. I am not. Keep Cruz in the bloody Senate.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:25 PM (8sMut)

For POTUS? Absolutely. Cornyn is asshoe, but can safely win reelection. Cruz had to fight tooth and nail to win against Robert O'Rourke. In Texas - I'm trying to remember the margin of victory, but if I recall it was closer than I would have ever imagined.

Not sure he's a shoo-in for reelection there. SCOTUS may be a safe lily pond for him to land in.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (SdLmn)

516 Haley for head of USAID. Get that fucking bitch Sam Power out of any govt position

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (5MvGY)

517 513 De Santis is scheduled to speak as well.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (V13WU

Red Meat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:37 PM (aPY1X)

518 Nikki is smart to go after Kamala. Someone has to hit the presumptive successor to Dementia Joe (who is toast).
And she is right to talk about expanding the party.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

519 Cruz thought he had a shot at being POTUS someday. That ship has sailed.

Cruz praised the glorified Mall Cop for gunning down Ashley Babbitt at point blank range.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (rHxhM)

520 Ha!
Mrs.D is wondering why I'm laughing.
Posted by: Diogenes

You're going to end up in trouble again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (qZEuM)

521 > A hyena wanders on to a farm, and is roughly escorted out by a toughguy donkey. A little rougher than the usual vid, but no one looks that badly hurt.
-----------
Donkeys are bad mofos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (Q4IgG)

522 486 I’m almost afraid she’s a fembot about to open up her boob guns
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:32 PM (DBZuM)

I just offer people happiness, and they accept. Of course that means accepting the Dominion of the Guardian, but everything has its price.

Posted by: The Servant of the Guardian at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (8sMut)

523 Donald looks less than enthused.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (LkLld)

524 Make her the ambassador to somewhere near India. Maybe Bhutan. Something smaller than Bhutan if you can find it. Not India, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (EufLR)

525 523 Donald looks less than enthused.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (LkLld)

Yeah, this looks like something he agreed to, begrudgingly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (aPY1X)

526
Got the gypsy encampment set up at the show site, came home and gave Diana and Ruthie baths.

I'm tired. Her Majesty has the knack of adding two or three extra things to the schedule when there's no time to spare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (1Nxff)

527 501 Howdy new nic! Uh, not too many 'neocons' around here at AoS. Can't speak for Instapundit.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 09:24 PM (sAmhv)

He means Jews.
Posted by: polynikes



Wait? They're Jews here?

Can I order a Reuben Sandwich?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (sAmhv)

528 meatball!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (aPY1X)

529 RON

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (/7KEl)

530 DEATHSANTiS

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

531 508 There is a place for Haley in a new admin

Restroom attendant?
Posted by: Zombie Prince at July 16, 2024 09:36 PM (mH6SG)

---------------
Hold on while I whip this out........

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (IhV2v)

532 THERE HE IS!

my paisan!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (s3qiR)

533 PDJT is a lot happier with Ron here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (s3qiR)

534 That was longest speech I have every heard in my life. Nikki, you go now.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (RUmyk)

535 yay its over

Now RD!

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (GpUII)

536 Donald looks less than enthused.

I think he'd like part of his ear back.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 09:40 PM (mH6SG)

537 MEATBALL

omg what a difference already I got whiplash

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (DBZuM)

538 dereliction of doody

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

539 Ugh. I forgot about the medals and the "January 6 was a terrorist attack"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (EufLR)

540 Nikki! Is Lindsey Graham with a vagina.
Oh wait nevermind.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (Lo97M)

541 Ron!

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (jvJvP)

542 Hahaha.

Weekend at Bernie's Presidency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (aPY1X)

543 BAHAHA Weekend at Bernies Presidency.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

544 Make her the ambassador to somewhere near India. Maybe Bhutan. Something smaller than Bhutan if you can find it. Not India, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (EufLR)

That's where they make lighters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:41 PM (qZEuM)

545 Hahahahhahaah

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (DBZuM)

546 Ron for Sec of State?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (RUmyk)

547 i admit, i wanted this man as POTUS

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

548 This is the DeathSantis

Fear the DeathSantis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (aPY1X)

549 439
411 Piper , did you find that critter ??

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU


Hopefully she cooked it for dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024

Whatever it was, it left. I very cautiously removed the screen and nothing fell out or flew out or slithered out! I did wash the screen to be safe though. So, mystery.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (pZEOD)

550 Cornyn is asshoe, but can safely win reelection. Cruz had to fight tooth and nail to win against Robert O'Rourke. In Texas - I'm trying to remember the margin of victory, but if I recall it was closer than I would have ever imagined.

Not me, but then, I live in TX. This is a 5%+ Republican state. That is about as much as Cruz won by when he beat Beto. (With everyone's whining about Cruz, they need to bear in mind they could have gotten David Dewhurst, and they'd REALLY be crying had that happened. No, Cruz isn't perfect, but damn, some of y'all are enraged he doesn't walk on water.)

I'm sorry that Cruz didn't win 90% of the vote here like you expected.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (8sMut)

551 Lol....10am to 4pm

Weekend at Bernies...

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (jvJvP)

552 *tokes a meth pipe*

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (gKWVE)

553 547 i admit, i wanted this man as POTUS


yeah me too

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (s3qiR)

554 Whatever it was, it left. I very cautiously removed the screen and nothing fell out or flew out or slithered out! I did wash the screen to be safe though. So, mystery.
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (pZEOD

Call me next time. I'll come take care of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (aPY1X)

555 DeSantis threw in with GOPe he threw me out.

Posted by: Braenyard saw a big Giga on the Colorado river at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (+F/VA)

556 Lets not be so quick to take good people who are doing a good job away from their good job doing.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (SYTee)

557 549. Also, sorry for the late reply. I needed to hit the showers for everyone’s safety. What a flipping day. But tomorrow is going to be better!

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (pZEOD)

558 i admit, i wanted this man as POTUS
Posted by: gKWVE

Ron's timing was a self inflicted wound.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (RUmyk)

559 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump
https://buff.ly/4f6iidF

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (wse2C)

560 Like I said, the perfect Republican.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (EufLR)

561 Now this is how a surrogate gives a speech. Good for Ron.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

562 554 Whatever it was, it left. I very cautiously removed the screen and nothing fell out or flew out or slithered out! I did wash the screen to be safe though. So, mystery.
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (pZEOD

Call me next time. I'll come take care of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16

Be careful what you offer! But aren’t you up on the other side of the state?

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)

563 I was hoping for a Trump/DiSantis dream ticket. Alas! Despite all the pettiness of the primary, I still really like Gov DiSantis. He'd be an ass kicking AG

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (GpUII)

564 this man - this one right here - almost singlehandedly got us out of the "COVID" insanity

bless him

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (s3qiR)

565 I guess Trump retired all his nasty nics for DeSantis.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (B1dzx)

566 So who's getting the nod after Trump?

Ron or JD?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (aPY1X)

567 549. Also, sorry for the late reply. I needed to hit the showers for everyone’s safety. What a flipping day. But tomorrow is going to be better!

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:43 PM (pZEOD



Piper!

I hope you have a great day tomorrow!

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (jvJvP)

568 what's there ? naked bats ?
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:27 PM


No, neither chiroptophilia nor a functioning sense of smell are needed to watch and appreciate it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (LJYWu)

569 I just saw a headline about biden wanting to "reform the Supreme Court."

How is that possible? Anyone remember something about "separate but equal" branches of government?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (AGXl0)

570 Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump


omg I'm ded

that's a good one

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (s3qiR)

571 Term limits!!

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (GpUII)

572 Kind of funny that Hamill and Takei are screaming, whiny, unhappy leftists. They should feel very lucky and blessed for living their whole lives as rich celebrities for not doing anything spectacular in one thing that became perpetually huge many decades ago. I would say like Ringo, but although Ringo didn't really write anything much for the boys, he was at least an above average drummer while those two weren't great actors by any stretch

Posted by: azjaeger at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (3/XaG)

573
Piper!

I hope you have a great day tomorrow!
Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024

Thank you! And I love seeing you be positive, yay! I told you that you were worth it.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)

574 Be careful what you offer! But aren’t you up on the other side of the state?
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)

Ha. I'm in Nashville.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (aPY1X)

575 524 Make her the ambassador to somewhere near India. Maybe Bhutan. Something smaller than Bhutan if you can find it. Not India, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Until scrubbed docs show other it's safe to assume the antifa shooter was a tranny at July 16, 2024 09:39 PM (EufLR)

Burkina Faso.

Or Chad.

Or Burundi (where Bob Krueger wound up after being an interim Senator from TX in 1993)

Or Eswatini.

Someplace obscure, out of the way, forgettable.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (8sMut)

576 AlaBAMA, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (5MvGY)

577 Every person yapping their gums is auditioning for a position in a Trump administration. Some with more seriousness than others.

I'm not watching it... but this is what it is.

A human resources circle jerk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (Q4IgG)

578 Ha!
Mrs.D is wondering why I'm laughing.
Posted by: Diogenes

You're going to end up in trouble again.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:38 PM (qZEuM)


Yeah.
A constant hazard here.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 09:46 PM (W/lyH)

579 >>I guess Trump retired all his nasty nics for DeSantis.

You think he had to beg Ron to give this speech?

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)

580 569 I just saw a headline about biden wanting to "reform the Supreme Court."

How is that possible? Anyone remember something about "separate but equal" branches of government?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16

He wants to introduce legislation for term limits. He is….is there a nice way to say utterly stupid?

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:46 PM (pZEOD)

581 571 Term limits!!
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (GpUII)

Yes, let's make a lazy electorate even MORE lazy. That will solve our problems.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)

582 Thank you! And I love seeing you be positive, yay! I told you that you were worth it.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD

I'll never meet you but will always love you.
Not in a weird way...
Good night.

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (jvJvP)

583 I just saw a 2021 Tweet from JD Vance where he relayed that his staff are glad his office is near a school, because it means the Lincoln Project can't show up.

Ok, which one of you Morons is actually Vance? That's Ace-grade cruelty.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (t5upi)

584 Primarying Cornhole should be a top priority in 2026.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (LJYWu)

585 I'll do SC term limits if congress gets term limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (aPY1X)

586 WOW!!!!

what a great speech!

I love that Gov!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (s3qiR)

587 569 I just saw a headline about biden wanting to "reform the Supreme Court."

Meaningless red meat for the Dem base.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (SYTee)

588 the crowd is most enthusiastic !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (V13WU)

589 Desantis is not a strong speaker. Too bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

590 no no no

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (/7KEl)

591 580 569 I just saw a headline about biden wanting to "reform the Supreme Court."

How is that possible? Anyone remember something about "separate but equal" branches of government?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16

He wants to introduce legislation for term limits. He is….is there a nice way to say utterly stupid?
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:46 PM (pZEOD)

All that would be needed is to repeal/amend the Judiciary Act of 1869, which sets the number of SCOTUS justices at nine. Term limits? You'd need to amend the Constitution.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (8sMut)

592 Nikki for head of Bureau of Indian Affairs.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (RUmyk)

593 THIS IS FANTASTIC!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (s3qiR)

594 Ha. I'm in Nashville.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM


Roll Vols.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (LJYWu)

595 LOL I like this cover
put the Dems under pressure

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (gKWVE)

596 What pisses me off is that other than Nookie Haley, we are getting rock-ribbed Heritage American values from speaker after speaker, I am in awe of how deep our bench is if we really wanted to have pro Human Flourishing leaders.

Then I look at the Star Wars bar scene of criminals, reprobates and low lifes allegedly representing us, posing as "GOP" when they are solid globalist, Anti-American Uniparty.

They are throwing red meat at the crowds, but then hide in dark corners of five-star restaurants with lobbyists of special interests that have real animosity to We The People.

Its like a long running Bait-n-Switch / Lucy and the football.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (rHxhM)

597 574 Be careful what you offer! But aren’t you up on the other side of the state?
Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:44 PM (pZEOD)

Ha. I'm in Nashville.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (aPY1X)

I love Nashville. But kind of a haul to get rid of an unknown critter in a pipe. 😂

Wait a minute… you didn’t GO to Alabama, did you?

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (pZEOD)

598 Good speech!

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (jvJvP)

599 585 I'll do SC term limits if congress gets term limits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:47 PM (aPY1X)

I'll do no term limits, and people get involved in governance, and quit trying cop-outs.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (8sMut)

600 > I just saw a headline about Biden wanting to "reform the Supreme Court."
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he can't
he's just spewing inanities now

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (/7KEl)

601
This rap song needs more n words.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (FlZoV)

602 Amber Rose sure is shaped nicely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (aPY1X)

603 wtf is this

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:50 PM (/7KEl)

604 that was fun!

loosen up guys lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:50 PM (s3qiR)

605 FJB!

Posted by: Iris at July 16, 2024 09:50 PM (n3DL0)

606 who the hell is this guy now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:50 PM (s3qiR)

607 Desantis is not a strong speaker. Too bad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

Did you and 586 BlackOrchid watch the same speech.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:50 PM (B1dzx)

608 Schmidt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (aPY1X)

609 I know! Expand the Supreme Court to be comprised of every eligible voter in all 57 states. We'll get all this shit straightened out

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (BptJg)

610 Haley had to bend a knee so there she is and we will l move on

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (5MvGY)

611 582 Thank you! And I love seeing you be positive, yay! I told you that you were worth it.

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD

I'll never meet you but will always love you.
Not in a weird way...
Good night.
Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024

Good night. Like a brother way, I get it!

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (pZEOD)

612 Evening.

Content block currently. BRB

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (TDvv2)

613 Desantis is not a strong speaker. Too bad.

Amazing how some of us here can see entirely different things. Human nature, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (mH6SG)

614 GOP rap? no thanks

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (/7KEl)

615 @45

>>I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?

You can feed 16 chickens or 1 ostrich.

It takes 2 years to raise an ostrich to eat, it takes around 8 weeks to raise a chicken to eat.

As with everything, math is a brutal mistress.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (XV/Pl)

616 603 wtf is this

*********

That’s the sound of more black men voting red this election

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (DBZuM)

617 602 Amber Rose sure is shaped nicely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (aPY1X

I loved her speech.
And this CBS lady has great breasts too.

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (jvJvP)

618
Kids, this isn't American Idol, you know.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (FlZoV)

619 Did you and 586 BlackOrchid watch the same speech.
Posted by: polynikes
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No problem with what he says, it's the presentation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (XeU6L)

620 Amber Rose sure is shaped nicely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 09:49 PM (aPY1X)


and she lip-syncs well, too

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (D7oie)

621 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #17 at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

622 607 Desantis is not a strong speaker. Too bad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

Did you and 586 BlackOrchid watch the same speech.
Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09

I have heard DeSants be amazing often, but not always. More often than not, so I will take it. I mean, he could be Memaw, right?

Posted by: Piper at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (pZEOD)

623 Did you and 586 BlackOrchid watch the same speech.



I don't get it! he was amazing - really fiery and smart - not long not boring high energy

Brought in the "Fight Fight Fight!"

perfect speech

he has a high pitch to his voice. he can't help that! he did great

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (s3qiR)

624 Traveling to Alabama requires a banjo on the knee, if I recall correctly, and I may not.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 09:52 PM (BptJg)

625 Best thing DeSantis did after the primaries was destroy greasy haired Newsome in their debate.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:53 PM (B1dzx)

626 Amazing how some of us here can see entirely different things. Human nature, I guess.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 16, 2024 09:51 PM (mH6SG)


Yep. And Black Orchid apparently was watching a rap video

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 09:54 PM (D7oie)

627 Missouri has a nice pair of Senators. Most states would be delighted to have either Schmidt or Hawley

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 09:54 PM (GpUII)

628 Send Nikki Haley to Zamunda. She can clean all the royal penis she wants.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 09:55 PM (qZEuM)

629 I for one am totally disinterested in the olympics.
Meh.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)

630 Cruz had trouble against Beto because A) he ran a crappy, lazy campaign, and B) the GOP-e / Bush Family have always hated Cruz and tried to sabotage him.

Cruz is still running a lazy campaign (sigh) but the Democrat challenger doesn’t have much money to campaign either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2024 09:55 PM (S6gqv)

631 yeah I'm watching the feed on YouTube so I got that little music video thing

look I agree Ron is shortish and has a high voice

he works well with what God gave him!

just direct and to the point and well stated

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:56 PM (s3qiR)

632 606 who the hell is this guy now
-------
Some asshole named "Hannity" according to my TV screen.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 16, 2024 09:56 PM (wse2C)

633 Vivek is a rapper too.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:56 PM (B1dzx)

634 Man Well

Posted by: Braenyard saw a big Giga on the Colorado river at July 16, 2024 09:56 PM (+F/VA)

635 Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 09:56 PM (s3qiR)

According to his military records he is listed at 5’11.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 09:58 PM (B1dzx)

636 Term limits? You'd need to amend the Constitution.

Wouldn't stop Joe from just signing an EO.
Just to see if you'll do anything about it. That's his way.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 16, 2024 09:59 PM (zdLoL)

637 Don looks fine. Don appears to be contented to be in the presence of people who appreciate his effort and commitment.


Don could walk away and tell everyone in the the world to fuck off, and still live a good life.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 16, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)

638 Sarah Sanders is up next. That should be interesting.

And I thought DeSantis did an excellent job.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 16, 2024 10:01 PM (woPEM)

639 45 remember when ostrich farms and ostrich meat were going to be the next big thing?
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 07:38 PM (Eng1Z)

I do, yeah. Wonder what happened with that?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2024 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

Snakes are the new white meat to raise on farms, doncha know?

I HATE those reptiles w/o legs!

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 10:04 PM (5fDan)

640 637 Don looks fine. Don appears to be contented to be in the presence of people who appreciate his effort and commitment.


Don could walk away and tell everyone in the the world to fuck off, and still live a good life.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 16, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)


Trump is like all GREAT stage performers - singers, bands, mega-church pastors, and so on. He feeds off the energy of the crowd

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 10:07 PM (5fDan)

641 Cruz is still running a lazy campaign (sigh) but the Democrat challenger doesn’t have much money to campaign either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2024 09:55 PM (S6gqv)

And I can't even name his Dem challenger. It may as well be the perennial Dem challenger, Gene Kelly (yes, that was legit for real in TX).

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