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Hail to the (Secret) Chief: Status-Obsessed Social Climber and Elder Abuser "Doctor" Jill Biden Demanded That Marine Corps Band Write a New Piece of Music to Introduce Her
Wow.
Just wow. This isn't new. T. Beckett Adams reported on this in 2022, after being tipped off.Longtime veterans of the U.S. Marine Band have characterized the situation as a first, remarking that they've never been asked before to provide a first lady with her own entrance music. Someone in the White House "had the bright idea, 'Oh, tell the band that we want music for Jill,'" a source said. "The band had to provide music." "Fanfare for the First Lady" has been performed at official White House functions headlined by the first lady, played between her entrance and her address. The band was "rushed" to come up with a theme for Jill Biden, a source said. The group submitted a few hurried options for the White House's consideration. Administration officials eventually settled on "Fanfare to the First Lady."
It has a whole new relevance now that we know Jill Biden is a scheming Lady Macbeth. I'm sorry, I mean a scheming Doctor Lady Macbeth. Please do not sic your paid censors on me, George Soros. I regret the error. Incidentally, the Marines and/or Doctor Lady Macbeth were embarrassed by Adams' article -- they retired the short-lived and very terrible fanfare after he published his article.
Update: April 13, 2022. The United States Marine Band has retired "Fanfare for the First Lady," according to a source familiar with the decision. The band quietly shelved the song following the publication of this article.
The best part is the song itself: pic.twitter.com/P740Q5J808
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 9, 2024
President Biden was seen by neurologist Kevin Cannard, who specializes in Parkinson's disease, at the White House on Jan. 17, press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted late Tuesday -- hours after telling reporters the opposite at her regular briefing. The clarification came just a day after Jean-Pierre scolded a journalist for noting the press was "miffed" at her for giving misleading information last week on whether Biden, 81, was medically evaluated after his catastrophic June 27 debate performance. "Because the date was not mentioned in the question, I want to be clear that the Jan. 17 meeting between [presidential physician] Dr. [Kevin] O'Connor and Dr. Cannard was for the president's physical," Jean-Pierre told the Associated Press, whose reporter had asked Jean-Pierre about Cannard's meeting with O'Connor, which was first reported by The Post this past Saturday.
"It was one of the three times the president has seen Dr. Cannard, each time for his physical. The findings from each exam have been released to the public," Jean-Pierre said amid Democratic calls for Biden to end his campaign for a second term due to his perceived cognitive decline. Earlier Tuesday, the AP's Seung Min Kim asked Jean-Pierre, "Can you say whether that one meeting [between Cannard and O'Connor] was related to care for the president himself?" Jean-Pierre replied, "I can say that it was not."
Peter Doocy grills Latrine John-Pissoir about who exactly makes critical national security decisions when Sundown is Sundowning. Does President Doctor Jill make the call to use nukes, or what? He also asks if the White House and the corrupt doctors treating Biden are just choosing not to test Biden for dementia, so they can continue lying with plausible deniability.
Video here. Update: People are saying that might be edited, at least as far as Latrine John-Pissoir just walking away in defeat. One of those "Cheap Fakes," no doubt. Here's the full video:
DOOCY: Why doesn't anyone in Biden's family have him go get checked by a doctor to assure the American people the coast is clear?
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 9, 2024
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: Uh pic.twitter.com/afqKqRGtST
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (JSF6W)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (SkCDA)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (IyPmt)
This is going to be hard for Democrats, but we all know how this ends.
https://tinyurl.com/2bzm7p47
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (/UtnQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:22 PM (Jh5b+)
Hmmm.
I don't doubt the facts, but I do Question The Timing of this anti-dr-jill-esquire leak.
Hmmm...
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:21 PM (Jh5b+)
_______
Not at all. Very few hos sink to her level. That takes uncommon (lack of) talent.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (1bNHn)
Oh, never mind. It's from 2022.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (/iSPd)
When Biden refuses to sign a bill preventing non-citizens from voting, that should become the only issue in the campaign.
Because it gives away the whole game.
It's an unambiguous statement of Democrats preferring their power over your happiness. There is literally no other way to explain what we observe.
Ask every Democrat to explain why they voted against it. Their answers will sound stupid.
Ask Biden to defend it. You know how that will sound.
The guy with a potential 34 absurd felonies from a corrupt justice system isn't trying to steal your stuff and give it to strangers.
Democrats are doing it while we watch.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:23 PM (xaFKb)
Google Project 2025.
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Google search is so biased that one side can refer to it in their gaslighting.
Chip Roy @chiproytx 19h
Don't use Hunter’s Laptop
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (Jh5b+)
Ted Nugent's Stranglehold
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (+oR7L)
Do people like Zelensky just drop the pretense and ask to speak with Jill Biden directly?
Posted by: Blago at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: Pastorius at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (z6Sq8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 10, 2024 06:24 PM (Geoni)
.......
Hail To The Thief
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
BREAKING: The Georgia Election Board has voted 3-1 to adopt rule to require ballots be hand counted at the precinct level by poll officers each day of voting to ensure the totals match with the machines
This is a GAME CHANGER for election integrity
"The poll manager and the two witnesses shall sign a label affixed to the container indicating that it contains all of the correct ballots from the indicated ballot box and no additional ballots." - The new rule says
This rule used to exist until corrupt Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger ordered poll managers to stop doing it. I now think Georgia is going full blown red because of this and other good changes that have been put in place
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 18h
This is huge
Georgia will now require ballots to be hand-counted each day of voting to match machine counts
Georgia now much more likely to flip red this November
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:25 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (/UtnQ)
Yes! it's like a parody of patriotic marches.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: mrp at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Scientists create first mouse model with complete, functional human immune system
A breakthrough for biomedical research promises new insight into immunotherapy development and disease modeling. Scientists at The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio have created a humanized mouse model with a human immune system and a human-like gut microbiome that is capable of mounting specific antibody responses.
[ ... ]
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Jul 9
Democrats are already registering them to vote.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (Jh5b+)
Yes! it's like a parody of patriotic marches.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)
Sounds like something that would have been played for the French Court at Versailles...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (TcVeV)
Reverend dr. jill biden esquire should've come out in Full-Dress Uniform, adorned with dozens of medals.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (HA1lM)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (hmQna)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (8AONa)
What you'll settle for: Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.
What you'll get: Dr. Jill is President of the United States.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (JasdH)
Suicide is Painless...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (/iSPd)
And epaulets .. Must have epaulets
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:28 PM (IyPmt)
BREAKING: Not Kool: DOJ Attorney Admits Menthol Ban Delayed Because Biden 'Needs Black Votes'
“Biden doesn’t want to pass this regulation [menthol cigarette ban] because he’s worried he will lose Black voters.”
"Many thousands of Black people die every year because of menthol cigarettes... Biden needs Black votes.”
"This will definitely affect the election."
#BlackVotesMatter
[Isaac Belfour, Trial Attorney, Consumer Protection Branch, DOJ. recorded]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (xPl2J)
The Edith Wilson March
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (+oR7L)
With the giant North Korean-style hat, with scrambled eggs of course.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (MKEsG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (zLfni)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (63Dwl)
It was not a good tune.
Posted by: Fozzy at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (rVI/O)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (oSruC)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 10, 2024 06:26 PM
Personally I am partial to the Mighty Mouse Theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78i13q-atk
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)
Woe woe woe she's First Lady
Talkin' about our First Lady
And that lady is fine.
Posted by: Tom Jones at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (TcVeV)
- performed by the 5th grade band horn section
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (l5Q05)
The conversation then revolved around whether it had been done on purpose.
If you can find it, posting them side by side is hilarious.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:29 PM (xPl2J)
Frankenstein... Edgar Winters Group.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb)
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice.
But ya still gotta go thru Basic.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (MeG8a)
over at instapundit, they point out the similarity to the fanfare played towards the end of the intro for f-troop.
Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (63Dwl)
New York Times editorial board urges public Democratic revolt against Biden ow.ly/KFM6105zYNX
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Democrat elites are pushing the Iranian model of government in which the real leaders gives the voters a handful of options that are all okay with the real leader.
While they gaslight you into thinking Trump will steal your Dumbocracy.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice.
I'd love to play one of those combat sousaphones!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9)
"Each Day of Voting"
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (SYTee)
If you can find it, posting them side by side is hilarious.
https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/07/10/ hail-to-the-chick-dirty-jill-is-at-it-again-n4930521
(space inserted there somewhere)
Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)
Never had there been so many Kool cigarettes in one place at one time as "the million man march".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (/cLvc)
RESULT: Fanfare for First Lady Dr. Jill
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (WYxOs)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (JasdH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (TcVeV)
Hatari Dammnit !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)
Woe woe woe she's First Lady
Talkin' about our First Lady
And that lady is fine.
Posted by: Tom Jones at July 10, 2024 06:30 PM (TcVeV)
Tom.... buddy ole pal...
Put yer glasses on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY)
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”
https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds
Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen 21h Jul 9
Women would do stupid shit like this in the hopes of not getting raped by a migrant rather than just voting for a rightwing party.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h)
Muslim Brotherhood ... part of The Biden Team. Huma's mom was directly Muslim Brotherhood. But I'm sure the globalists have a great New Deal that will unite us all.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (lX8VI)
livid!!!😂😂😂😂
Posted by: Jmel at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (bVhJi)
Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out.
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (7TdnZ)
Never had there been so many Kool cigarettes in one place at one time as "the million man march".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 10, 2024 06:33 PM (/cLvc)
We are losing 100,000 Americans a year to Fentanyl... why THAT is not a YUGE campaign issue? I can't fathom.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xaFKb)
is there a simplicity pattern for that?
Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (oY6Yp)
CBS News, May 2023, Politics, 'Jill Biden arrives solo in London for King Charles' coronation'
In part, "First Lady Jill Biden is in London for the coronation of King Charles II on Saturday, dispatched by President Joe Biden to represent the United States.
No American president has ever attended a British coronation. The first lady is traveling with Finnegan Biden, one of her granddaughters. Jill Biden was just 2 years old when Elizabeth was crowned in June 1953. Queen Elizabeth II held the throne for seven decades until her death in September at age 96.
While in London, the first lady is engaging in some soft diplomacy. ..."
And, The Independent, "First Lady Jill Biden and her granddaughter, Finnegan Biden, attended the coronation of King Charles III on Saturday 6 May at Westminster Abbey in London. However, it was their yellow and blue outfits that turned heads, as many people believed the fashion choice was a potential tribute to Ukraine."
Apparently, Joe's not been running the show for sometime.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (BAEGB)
I always wondered if that was intentional, and it somebody got in trouble for it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (t/Ix2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9)
It's in the little-used Clitoral Clause of Article II.
Don't be embarrassed, a lot of guys don't know about it.
Posted by: The Incredible Edible Constitution at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (+Q2I4)
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (7TdnZ)
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
240 Hey, anybody want a trip to AI hell?
https://www.measuringknowhow.com
/easy-guide-how-to-measure
-a-chamfer-accurately/
(remove linefeeds)
a website I stumbled on looking for something for work. Yikes.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (mtCjG)
>>"Each Day of Voting"
Election Day is now Election Season.
With all kinds of wild Bracketology.
Or alternatively...
US elections are faker and gayer than Barack and Michelle's Marriage.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (XV/Pl)
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straight out of a Benny Hill production!!!!! Those horns!!!
The guys who wrote it probably had drunken bets as to who could make the worst song ever!!!
Posted by: yumper at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (phkng)
Women would do stupid shit like this in the hopes of not getting raped by a migrant rather than just voting for a rightwing party.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (Jh5b+)
Choosin duh Bear.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (unUNN)
"Hail to the Queef"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (/RHNq)
Posted by: Jill Biden, channeling Zombie Alexander Haig at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 10, 2024 06:36 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (BAEGB)
I rate this as: Appropriate.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)
Breakfast Tacos Parade march
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (+oR7L)
This is a video by a city council in Finland to prevent migrant men from assaulting women.
“Stop, don’t touch me there, this is my no no square.”
https://tinyurl.com/2s7r2573
13 seconds
I’m sure Ahmed and Mohammed will respect their no no square.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (t56FM)
lol
it sounds like a Peacock Fart Orgy
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Decaf at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (unUNN)
Neither can all the forced public appearances, which they did not plan on doing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (/iSPd)
I rate this as: Appropriate.
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (/RHNq)
livid!!!😂😂😂😂
Posted by: Jmel at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (bVhJi)
Dude is a fucking sitcom character at this point.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)
Silver lining of sundowning. Fucker leaves each day behind in the most literal sense.
Posted by: He Ain't Aware of Anything after Lawrence Welk at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (+Q2I4)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:35 PM (xPl2J)
---
I'm OK with that.
Trump would probably find it hilarious.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (BpYfr)
I just spit kolache and espresso all over the place. Bastard.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (bxx1f)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)
To his credit, Potatohead has given us some of the funniest threads ever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (TcVeV)
My doctor diagnosed me with a chronic case of Horde Mind...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:39 PM (evvc2)
Republican opinions are generally based on observable facts. Example: The border is not controlled as well as the majority of Americans would like.
You can agree or disagree on that.
Democrat opinions are based on fever dreams about Hitler that bubble up from some toxic brew of pharmaceutical products, mental health issues, and brainwashing. “He’s gonna steal my democracy and lock up Rachel Maddow!”
The only way to beat that is to help the sane Democrat men escape, and let the Democrat party suffer a DEI collapse just like the Biden campaign.
And that is happening.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (D7oie)
Remember: every time they have to take biden out of his "safe space" and in front of a camera, they need to load him up with drugs.
Those drugs are taking a toll. There's a price to be paid for all that Temporary Lucidity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (hZc6Q)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (4SnFm)
Posted by: Frank Barone
Probably would have cost tax payers less to just use La Cucaracha.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (WYxOs)
Posted by: javems at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (dOWMF)
Posted by: muldoon at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (t/2Uw)
What's that song that silent lucidity?
Weird Al should do a song "Temporary Lucidity" about a drugged-up biden ironically rapidly aging from anti-aging drugs.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:40 PM (fV+MH)
Written by Sussy, not Souza.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (IG4Id)
Alas, but yes.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv)
Or The Prisoner
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)
------------------------------------
That song is forever linked in my mind to Rodney Dangerfield and "Back To School"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (F4bAW)
You the famous piccolo part from Sousa's Stars and Stripes forever? Happens about 3 minutes in.
The Marine Band tubists are expected to play that. It's part of their show. The time I saw them the guy came out front and did dance steps while playing it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:42 PM (MeG8a)
They want power, prestige and glory.
And America is the loser.
Dems are in a very abusive and narcissistic relationship with their leaders and the legacy Dem media.
They believe the lies, the gaslighting and the “orange Man bad” theory with all their hearts.
I don’t know how to make them open their eyes and leave the abuse. I don’t think they want to, because they have been brain washed to believe Republicans and Norman Americans are evil.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h)
It must be daunting to go face that press corps every day, knowing that everything you tell them is absurd. But, the money and fame must also make up for it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:41 PM (t/2Uw)[/i[
Cersei Lannister was hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (5MvGY)
James Sanderson just woke up from the dead and punched himself in the face.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (bxx1f)
That’s who Biden’s friends are.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: SS at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (xlrNs)
Look at Melania, Eric, Ivanka and even Don Jr.
Now look at Jill and Hunter.
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (SYTee)
🤣😏😈
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Tom Perry at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (8M2ZH)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)"
Was she the mean one, or the other mean one?
Or the sneaky mean one?
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (R7XIf)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Le Pétomane at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (l5Q05)
.@RamsteinAirBase, care to comment? You may think you have outsmarted Congress, but lucky for you & the rest of the DOD, service members are tired of this garbage. I look forward to calling your commanding officer to DC, where they can explain to Congress and myself why they think they are above the law. You’re all on notice.
https://tinyurl.com/mrytj6f4
screencap
DC_Draino @DC_Draino Jul 7
Biden’s hijacked military is now rebranding their DEI programs as “Organizational Culture Program” to avoid political backlash
Make no mistake, this is racial wokeness in our military and it must be stopped
Make sure everybody knows what DEI has mutated into:
OCP
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)"
Was she the mean one, or the other mean one?
Or the sneaky mean one?
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (fV+MH)
The one who was fucking one of her own family members, appropriately enough.
Posted by: Buncha Incestuous Neartards at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (+Q2I4)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:37 PM (KRtlO)
No evidence I'm aware of indicates he knows what's going on.
Jill and the kids might be getting a kick out of it, though.
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 06:46 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)
Let's parade her naked through the streets and pelt her with garbage.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43
Not that part. I think sleazy conniving witch was more the point.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Truthbomb
They'll have kids via surrogate thus making sure the Soros line does not disappear.
Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: anachronda at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (oY6Yp)
HGH
L-Dopa
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:44 PM (/iSPd)
Probably a lot of young virgins blood transfusions as well
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv)
But think Raggity Karine might not
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (xPl2J)
Oh, suuuure let's give her her own song AND a new wardrobe!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (iRX3h)
It must be daunting to go face that press corps every day, knowing that everything you tell them is absurd. But, the money and fame must also make up for it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb)
———
Well she signed up to be the lying mouthpiece for a corrupt, evil old bastard.
I’d say I’m sorry for her but she chose her path.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (72sJq)
_____.
Check out Fresh Prez of DC with Kyle Dunnigan on the Utoob.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (8M2ZH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 06:34 PM (TcVeV)
----
You have something against vuvuzelas?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una marcia insipida at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:45 PM (KRtlO)
Unless they stopped giving it to him as part of the op....
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (Cus5s)
But think Raggity Karine might not
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)
It's only hard if you care about being good at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: robocop at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (hZc6Q)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb)
I doubt it's an issue. She's doing her job. Lying is in her blood or it wouldn't be her job.
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: A. Copland at July 10, 2024 06:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc)
La breakfast ta-CO
La breakfast ta-CO
Daaa daa dadadada....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (BAEGB)
Remember the press corp was shocked to find out how bad off Joe is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)
Let's parade her naked through the streets and pelt her with garbage.
Posted by: Mark1971
Does that mean Joe is going to get whacked by his drug addled son with a crossbow while taking a dump?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Kratwurst at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (njWTi)
But think Raggity Karine might not
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)
It's only hard if you care about being good at it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (BAEGB)
She also appears to be pretty stupid. Stupidity can function as a kind of impenetrable armor in these situations.
Posted by: Self-Awareness is not KJP's Hallmark at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (+Q2I4)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (5MvGY)
I will drive across a mid-sized city to hear a real military band play Sousa. Rock'n'roll does not belong at a sporting event.
I am an old string band devotee and find E-flat and B-flat a tiresome chore. Nevertheless. America's music, and KMA.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (zdLoL)
Sample [although with massed bands]
https://tinyurl.com/2p975n8n
3:31 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (t56FM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc)
Lockin in duh Hispanic Vote!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)
HIPPA is only used as a cudgel against physicians with a conscience that try to be a whistleblower when other demented physicians want to illegally cut up children and give them "puberty blockers."
The eff bee eye would come to that Drs house like they did the physician from Texas that told on the children's hospital.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (CmlIW)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (5MvGY)
Hive mind!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2024 06:52 PM (0+xja)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Gregory Snow at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (CeB0d)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (V/pbu)
Today's launch moved to tomorrow.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una marcia insipida ... at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2024 06:53 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (V13WU)
I thought Ctrl and the +/- keys were universal zooms?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (/iSPd)
Damn that guy can write.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 10, 2024 06:54 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (d9fT1)
btw, use Brave
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (/iSPd)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (A2E7p)
Why? It's a sweet gig. You get paid to practice.
But ya still gotta go thru Basic.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:31 PM
I used to set up auditions for the Navy band when I was doing follow up recruiting stuff at RTC Great Lakes. I must have sent 100 guys over there for auditions in the 4 years I was doing special projects. IIRC only 1 guy got accepted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (VYql4)
"Who dost dare to awaken me from my eternal slumber!" - raging Evil Norse God.
Posted by: Boswell at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (zdYK9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG)
---
I'd say nothing is off the table at this point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: PabloD at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (z5sZF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM
The bacon wont be crispy at halftime unless someone takes a swing at a pineapple with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Joe (Big Guy) Biden at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (d9fT1)
The service bands have come a long way since the days when, to audition a drummer, if they knew how to hold the sticks, they were in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (MeG8a)
The United States military’s temporary pier in Gaza is set to be permanently removed as soon as next week, according to U.S. officials. The pier, which was built to facilitate the delivery of humanitarian aid to the Palestinians in Gaza, has been plagued by problems from the beginning, including bad weather, security concerns, and difficulties getting aid to those in need.
The pier, which has been in operation for fewer than 20 days, will be reconnected to the Gaza coastline one more time to deliver any remaining humanitarian aid in Cyprus and on the floating dock several miles offshore. Once the remaining aid is delivered, the pier is expected to be disassembled and removed from the coast of Gaza.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (ycI94)
Ted's "Stranglehold" is a good suggestion from earlier.
Posted by: Some Stupid With A Flaregun at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (DBsJp)
Posted by: Kratwurst at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (fcDpY)
----
So you're calling Dr Dr Jill a dog? And she's getting boned? ... wait, ...
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una cagna at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (qfLjt)
Ace, I hate you for this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:57 PM (d9fT1)
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This is a problem?
Posted by: baby shark at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)
Did they make it horrible out of spite? It sounds like a nightly news theme.
Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 06:58 PM (y7DxH)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (tRd71)
That ship sailed on January 20th, 1993.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 10, 2024 06:55 PM (A2E7p)
It's an arranged marriage between noble families.
Chelsea got sold off long ago to some mook nobody, so Soros' nazi bastard crotch-drippings had to settle for the scullery maid who got promoted.
So what if their own bastard whelps bear the bar sinister. There will still be feasting and parades in Dis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2024 06:38 PM (KRtlO)
That's wonderfully terrible. *laughs*
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (O7YUW)
Maybe it is more about the Marriage to the Islamic Caliphate ... or some such thang.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (Cus5s)
If I were in charge of the Marine band they'd be playing "The Game" (Triple H's entrance music) or maybe "Somebody's Gon' Get It" (Mark Henry's) for Doctor Jill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (hZc6Q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (BAEGB)
She's 48
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: ace "
Have you heard about the guy getting young Norwegian marrow cell injections?
Posted by: The ground at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (vFG9F)
These assholes can't even be helped.
They suck so bad their allies can't even help them.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2024 06:47 PM (72sJq)
Oh, 100% agree. But I guess she's earning her pay.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9)
______
Read it. It emanates from the penumbra. Everyone knows that. Right next to the right of the President to use your taxes to pay off worthless students' loans.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (gKWVE)
As I mentioned, Trump said today that the restrictive abortion law Burgum signed in ND "is a little bit of a problem."
I suspect that's Trumpspeak for, "He's outta here!"
What was the mob movie with the line, "You did insult him a little bit"?
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt)
Oh, like they won't just go harvest some Namibian or something....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)
Will Dr Mrs Homewrecker Jill wear black lace pantyhose to Joe's funeral?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)
Not bad.
Here's another one I like, but it is repetitive. A French military march. I first heard it watching the film "Waterloo" starring Rod Steiger. It plays when the main French infantry attack goes forward.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4ba5dv
Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 10, 2024 07:01 PM (qUkBO)
______
"the people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally."
- Saki
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, America's caregiver at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (xTwVZ)
Mine is "Whole lotta Rosie" or "aenema" by Tool.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 07:03 PM (tRd71)
I am leaning towards thinking the Biden's did this intentionally to cover up Scranton Schmo is falling apart faster than wet Chicom sheet rock.
Drip, Drip, Drip, Drip - the dam of silence is about to burst.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram aka The Artist Formerly Known As Lost In Space. at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (RUmyk)
Taiko Wahiti isn't fit to ...
Well better keep it family friendly.
... service David French's wife.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (tRd71)
BIG UPDATE: We will converge on Wilmington. We will engage in a historic action at the Biden campaign HQ. We will not leave. To beat Trump we must replace Biden. Period. Full stop.
7/9/24 from Earth.
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Just stay home.
Obviously, unfamiliar with "Wilmington" in the evening. Tried by Sunrise Movement in February, unsuccessfully.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 07:04 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (njWTi)
I also wonder about Huma. You'd think being the son of Daddy Warbucks would mean plenty of eligible young women ready to bear children to continue the Soros name.
Is Alex so beaten down he believes he can't do any better? Or, is it an arranged marriage?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Soothsayer "
Will do.
I use Firefox which works fine. Just trying out the others.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:05 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)
Does she keep a little list?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 10, 2024 07:06 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Musical Moron at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (ycI94)
"Fanfare for the First Lady"
Chuck E. Cheese's lawyers will be in touch, for infringement / royalties.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (l5Q05)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (5MvGY)
Heh… love it..
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU)
"Funeral March of a Marionette"
aka the Alfred Hitchcock theme.
Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (y7DxH)
- Saki
We were making history before anyone could even write our history, bitchez
Posted by: the Minoans at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Dr jill at July 10, 2024 07:08 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Joe (Big Guy) Biden at July 10, 2024 06:56 PM (QNSds)
________
Are we planning to invade Normandy again?
The wet hen doesn't fly at night.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (9vZ70)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (9vZ70)
What Jack says….
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Max Power
Who has standing to sue him?
Cigarettes are harmful. Biden kept you from being harmed. No harm, no standing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Git em Joe! Don't be a pussy!
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:10 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (R7XIf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (9vZ70)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 10, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: A. Copland
We already did something like that.
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc?si=hAUMtg7udbmxywKM
Posted by: The Tubes at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (5MvGY)
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (M8Yhc)
I don't care who. Whoopi Goldberg. Whatever. I just want this to be in the common vernacular and I'm not too proud to beg.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso. at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: blake
Our arranged marriages ended, poorly.
Posted by: 1913 Euro Empires at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (FmapG)
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV)
Silicon implants in aged skin?
No elasticity.
Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 07:14 PM (y7DxH)
Or maybe for Jill "American woman, get away from me!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 07:16 PM (MKEsG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (M8Yhc)
Same Democrats: Vote 198 - 5 against a bill requiring US citizenship to vote in federal elections.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (9vZ70)
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (R7XIf)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9)
"He's not demented! ... ok fine, he's a little demented, but it's fine!"
"Now his chinballs are sloughing off."
"No they're not, they're.... wait, what?..... oh, for fuck's sakes...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (BAEGB)
https://tinyurl.com/2ms2ej86
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e molto grasso at July 10, 2024 07:07 PM (qfLjt)
The Dems know that if they attempt to to force Biden out and fail, Mean and Vicious Old Joe will do everything he can to make their lives hell for however long he remains in office afterward. IRS audits, 3 am no-knock FBI and DEA raids, you name it. Will the DeepState Organs follow Joe's vengeance orders? We may find out.
Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 06:50 PM (FmapG)
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Bingo!
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (1bNHn)
Anyway, why single out one cigarette over another for banning?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: andycanuck
It's about time the research went in this direction. We've got enough mousenized humans in the GOPe.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/4cduskxf
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:12 PM (TcVeV)
Start the reactor, free Mars!
Posted by: Kuato at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (w6EFb)
He’s gay AF brah.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb)
Pretty sure the "logic" is menthol makes cigarettes taste good, therefore more people smoke them, therefore menthol cigarettes must be banned.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (hB7mE)
Amal Clooney is working with the International Criminal Court to prosecute Israeli leaders.
Working with the ICC happens to be illegal under US law, passed when the ICC was going to go after Americans who served in Afghanistan.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (M8Yhc)
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Have you seen his wife?
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (R7XIf)
The actual composition sounds like the theme of a second-rate British sitcom.
Posted by: Paco at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)
Please I do not want to even entertain for a millisecond Jill and Whoopi and Ana Navvaro and Lizzo trying to grind to "Lady Marmalade."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (M8Yhc)
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at July 10, 2024 07:21 PM (Yu9pI)
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
"When in the course....."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:21 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Mac of all trades at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M6xP4)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (D7oie)
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
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Zere iss no zuch think ass "election fraud".
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:19 PM (w6EFb)
Right? But is it significantly more deadly than regular smoke? I honestly don't know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (OX9vb)
Haha, me leaving comments in the thread below without knowing it was nooded.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2024 07:23 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: andycanuck
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I sincerely hope one is named Pinky and another is named The Brain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (5MvGY)
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Along with the DemocRATS.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:24 PM (Jh5b+)
We'll go through the usual pattern:
Illegal aliens never vote.
OK, illegal aliens vote, but only very rarely.
OK, illegal aliens vote, but only very occasionally.
Illegal aliens vote, and it's a good thing that they vote.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (uxCna)
Clooney is bemoaning all those millions he just pissed away.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Pissed away a bit of his credibility, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (x0n13)
I like to keep my lunch down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (M8Yhc)
She's not that bad, actually.
For a goat.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (R7XIf)
Posted by: Paco at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)
I was thinking something snooty for the BBC.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (OX9vb)
How about a Pritzker/Tester ticket in 2028?
America's first two-man, 750 pound team!
And Christie as the backup, in case either of them chokes on a sammich.
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (NLIak)
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Couldn't they pick a pretty one? I know women often say she's attractive, but I've yet to hear a man agree.
Another Saki-ism: With her, as with most of her sex, charity began with homeliness and generally didn't go much farther.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (fV+MH)
How about a Pritzker/Tester ticket in 2028?
America's first two-man, 750 pound team!
And Christie as the backup, in case either of them chokes on a sammich.
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2024 07:25 PM (NLIak)
Press Secretary Lizzo….
Posted by: tubal at July 10, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (M8Yhc)
I remember the 5 minutes in the 90s when all the hipsters smoked clove cigarettes. Those were awful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo)
"He's not demented! ... ok fine, he's a little demented, but it's fine!"
"Now his chinballs are sloughing off."
"No they're not, they're.... wait, what?..... oh, for fuck's sakes...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:17 PM (BAEGB)
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Quick, call that doctor from "Death Becomes Her", Willis or something.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la lebbra at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (M8Yhc)
They're not so much sloughing off as rolling around each other like a couple of Ben-Wa balls.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (xCA6C)
Doth he not bleed?
Posted by: a humanized mouse at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F)
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It's guaranteed to stop any follower of The Prophet. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (1bNHn)
Alex is going to have to tolerate a lot of Anthony Wiener. He and Huma seem to have settled on some close co-parenting of their kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (M8Yhc)
Joe is a racist pos
Qed
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (evvc2)
"They was gonna make Kools illegal but Joe said No! Let my brothers smoke!"
Fucking dipshits.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo)
An erotic funeral for which she's dressed
Posted by: Type O Negative at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (T3es0)
He has a lot of practice at handling extra Wieners. He'll be fine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (FFn+L)
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (FGQ5G)
Varicose veins . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (x0n13)
Longtime veterans of the U.S. Marine Band have characterized the situation as a first, remarking that they've never been asked before to provide a first lady with her own entrance music.
What, "Yakitty-Sax" did not suffice?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (oyazo)
I know, right? But they killed the flavor of bad coffee and worse liquor. Never had a pack of smokes that induced room spins, before or since!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)
"First Lady meets with Marine Corps band to institute a new piece for all First Ladies..." Blah blah blah. Could have been nice.
But no. She says "i want my own song by end of week or you're all gone!", and we get this little gem of further embarrassment for our armed forces, as if everything else weren't enough.
Fuck me, maybe that was the point. Maybe she is an even rancider, cuntier cunt than i even gave her credit for.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2024 07:38 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Cicero
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Did they play that for Moochie Obama?
Posted by: Cosda at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (TO2BB)
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:50 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Miklos heard what he heard at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (XIkHl)
"Stop puttin' out yo Kools on my hardwood floors!"
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at July 10, 2024 07:56 PM (XIkHl)
Anyone with a single once of human decency would be telling him to leave.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (nLFEI)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7j7727
Posted by: Taft at July 10, 2024 08:22 PM (rqtm5)
Posted by: Nemo at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at July 10, 2024 09:10 PM (Yu9pI)
I guess we started informally calling every piece of popular music a song in the 1970s, including things with no singing.
But you can see it's gone too far when they list a symphony with 4 movements as '4 songs'.
Then what about opera, which really does have songs - arias - with instrumental interludes and overtures and stuff.
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