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The Security Detail of Unwise Latina Sotomayor Shoots a Man Who Attempted to Carjack Her Car Outside Her Home

We don't know if she was at the home, or in the car.

I suspect she was at least home, or else the federal Marshals protecting her would have been out with her, right?

We don't know much about the carjacker except that he was a "teen." Uh-oh -- he was just starting to turn his life around, I bet. Probably was going to enroll at CUNY and become a rapper.

A teenage suspect was shot by US Marshals on Friday after allegedly attempting to carjack Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's federal bodyguards outside her home, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Metropolitan Police Department confirmed it was investigating a shooting that took place in the Northwest Washington, DC. where two marshals were on-duty working 'a protective detail' in the early hours of July 5.

A Deputy US Marshal was sitting in his car outside the top judge's condominium at 1:15am when 18-year-old Kentrell Flowers approached, pointed a handgun at him, and tried to steal his vehicle, according to a police report obtained by DailyMail.com.

Local police issued a press release about the incident last week, but did not mention its connection to Sotomayor.

'The suspect exited a vehicle, approached one of the Marshals, and pointed a handgun at him in an apparent attempt to carjack him,' a DC Metropolitan Police Department press release said.

'The Marshal drew his service weapon and fired several shots at the suspect. A second Marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon.

'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured.'

Flowers, 18, was arrested and charged with armed carjacking, carrying a pistol without a license, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device.

A police report obtained by DailyMail.com revealed the location of the incident at a residential street in North West DC where Sotomayor owns a condo, and the US Marshals Service (USMS) confirmed to DailyMail.com that the officers involved were part of her protection team.

The report said police recovered the black and silver Smith & Wesson 40VE handgun Flowers allegedly used for the attempted carjacking.

How much you want to bet that Black Lives Matter and antifa stand down for this one?

Sotomayor has of course insisted that no one has the right to arm himself:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (9mfKN)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 09, 2024 02:26 PM (rbKZ6)

3 Hopefully staff had a Nazi flag or MAGA hat or classified document folder to place by Kentrell for photos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (K58To)

4 How did they not end up killing the car-jacker?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (9mfKN)

5 Had no idea Sotomayor lived in DC. Is she the only SC justice crazy enough to do so?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 02:27 PM (exHjb)

6 How much you want to bet that Black Lives Matter and antifa stand down for this one?

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Why?

Do black lives not matter anymore?

Are these people cowards?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

7 Gentle giant?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (aPY1X)

8 And nobody will give you the truth about this, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (qZEuM)

9 'The Marshal drew his service weapon and fired several shots at the suspect. A second Marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon.
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The Marshal, a Deputy Givens, was reportedly unharmed.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (fBIbM)

10 Are these people cowards?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

The politburo is more equal than the proletariat.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:28 PM (9mfKN)

11 Remember:

@davidharsanyi
·
46m
"In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald

https://x.com/davidharsanyi/status/1810730958896910697

"It was a state agent that protected Sotomayor, not a private individual - checkmate, reich-winger!" - anticipated response to this contradiction.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (uGhsv)

12 The marshal fired several shots and *didn't take the "teen" out permanently*? More range time for you, boyo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)

13 A police report obtained by DailyMail.com revealed the location of the incident at a residential street in North West DC where Sotomayor owns a condo

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So one 18 year old black guy had more guns than at the entire J6 Insurrection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (K58To)

14 So even the fanciest neighborhoods our elites live in are no longer safe.

Well. Good.

Enjoy the storm you created assholes.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (oZhjI)

15 Large capacity ammunition feeding device

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (HJ9BW)

16 The marshal was subsequently fired with interfering with official government business.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (B0mGw)

17 She has a security detail? Besides diabetes, what's going to attack her?

Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (hqVaF)

18 Kentrell Flowers? Of the South Hampton Flowers?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (LkLld)

19 But she's important. Important people need guns protecting them.

-The left when confronted about guns saving lives

Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:30 PM (aPY1X)

20 "She has a security detail? Besides diabetes, what's going to attack her?"

Democrats terrified of another Trump judicial nomination.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (B0mGw)

21 Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald

I'd rather have Mayor McCheese or The Hamburgular write the dissent.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (qZEuM)

22 Didn't this also just happen a few months ago - same place?

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (aQ25I)

23 His hands were up and he was sayin' don't shoot!

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (0Gnoc)

24 She has a security detail? Besides diabetes, what's going to attack her?
--

(looks at Kentrell)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (K58To)

25 The marshal fired several shots and *didn't take the "teen" out permanently*? More range time for you, boyo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)
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U.S. Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens was unavailable for comment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)

26 When they describe a weapon as a "service weapon," what does that really mean? Is it a weapon issued to them by the Secret Service that they have to return when they leave the agency? Or is it the agent's personal firearm that he is authorized by the agency to carry in connection with his official duties?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

27 Let the criminals loose on the streets tje Wise Latina would rule on.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (fwDg9)

28 So even the fanciest neighborhoods our elites live in are no longer safe.

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Their gun thugs watch their big fat sixes for them, as evidenced here. But it would be hilarious if a flash mob of "teens" too big for them to control descended on a regime player and did a dance on his skull.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (0FoWg)

29 and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device.

Belt-fed glocks are tight!

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (ZacHB)

30
All the networks are pissed because they expected fireworks today at the Raggedy Anne presser starting at 1:00 pm and it's now an hour and a half late.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (RKVpM)

31 Oh yeah, good point, Raylan would have killed him.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (fBIbM)

32 To be clear a car jacking is when someone is on the car and out about the town in it. Stealing a car is what happens when someone steals an empty car no matter where it is.

Describing this as a carjacking implies someone was in or about to get in the car.

Be curious to see how this plays out for the wise latinx

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 02:32 PM (OiAR7)

33 But evryone's having such a good time.
Prefect Loius Renault

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (QSrLX)

34 In all seriousness, this kid has piss poor judgement. You can usually spot the po-po miles away.

He must have been high to decide this is a good car jack target. Two guys in suits with high and tight cuts?

Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (aPY1X)

35 If everybody just hired bodyguards, nobody would need a gun.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (lTGtQ)

36
"Hey, donuts!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (e+lF5)

37 RACISTS!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian- Channeling Yogi at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (N1DT3)

38 So even the fanciest neighborhoods our elites live in are no longer safe.

-

I notice I feel the same about this story as I do about Biden's dementia, or the left just learning of state of his illness, or the Muslims attacking the Gay Jews.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (K58To)

39 Two officers fired at this POS and they didn't kill him?

They must really suck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (d9fT1)

40 "the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense"

Precedent, bitch. You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (BbSDq)

41 Did KJP ever show up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)

42 All the networks are pissed because they expected fireworks today at the Raggedy Anne presser starting at 1:00 pm and it's now an hour and a half late.

Posted by: Divide by Zero



Maybe she had a stroke.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (lTGtQ)

43 The inherent right of self defense probably wasn't cause for comment, was it? Why would anybody try to retcon what they believed back then?

The key tell really, everything is about "the people" in the bill of rights. "The right of the people to be secure..." "The right of the people to assemble" etc. Freedom of speech. For individuals. Of course self-defense is an individual right.

You only have freedom of speech in a group?

When they wrote "the people" they meant individuals.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (ada2f)

44 Is her vehicle a taco food truck? I thought I saw that some place...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)

45 "It was a state agent that protected Sotomayor, not a private individual - checkmate, reich-winger!" - anticipated response to this contradiction.
Posted by: Thrawn


Literal Appeal to Authority by authoritarian gimps.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (IG4Id)

46 'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured.'
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More range time.

Two agents fired, and the little shit has a non-lethal wound?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

47 Camera is now on for the press briefing. KJP still not at the lectern.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (9mfKN)

48 2 Marshals fire at him close range and he has non life threatening injuries. hahahaha

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (5MvGY)

49 In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald

Got it. The 2nd Amendment was established to safeguard the State's right to keep and bear arms.

Die in a fire, Sotomayor.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (xdrSQ)

50 If only everyone who is not the President, Vice President, or Supreme Court Justice had a security detail, this wouldn't be a problem.

The answer is, of course, we need tens of millions of Presidents, Vice Presidents, and Supreme Court Justices so thuggery will become sub-optimal employment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (aXxgO)

51 All that shooting to protect a car.

Don't they have insurance?

For shame!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (LDevB)

52 They always use "teen" or "teenager" when they want to downplay or excuse conduct by one of their own. Or, if they really really want to excuse it, they use "child."

But since this violent retard of dark complexion is 18 and thus of age, they can't use "child" without looking even stupider than they usually do. So "teenager" it is.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to try to carjack US fucking Marshalls? I suspect the excuse will be this was a prank or a dare, and not a genuine carjacking attempt.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

53 "He must have been high to decide this is a good car jack target. Two guys in suits with high and tight cuts?"

Was heading to my college class, but I got high.
Was going to work at my office cube, but I got high.
Was going to lead my team in shots, but then I died.
Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.
Duh-duh-duh duh duh...

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (B0mGw)

54 If I understand correctly, the genius Kentrell tried to jack a car then being occupied by a US Marshall?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (bNf8H)

55
18 year old Kentrell Flowers, father of four....

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (K58To)

56 Guns bad.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (ytSiK)

57 A "teen." That's cute. Mathematically 18 is a teenager but legally they are an adult.

Posted by: the dandy at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (L+5ng)

58 How do you get to be 18 and not know what neighborhood you're in?

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (FhXTo)

59
Maybe she had a stroke.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM


She's now on talking about the tropical storm.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (RKVpM)

60 He must have been high to decide this is a good car jack target. Two guys in suits with high and tight cuts?
Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:33 PM (aPY1X)

He didn't figure on these cops being personal protection for a regime figure... There will be no restraint in the defense of the hive, and they don't give a fuck about anyone's race. They'd happily shoot every Young Black Man in DC to save one hair on a federal judge's precious little head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (0FoWg)

61 Getting scary dangerous

"Do you think you still control them?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (5hy2B)

62 How fucking stupid do you have to be to try to carjack US fucking Marshalls?

-

It's comically appropriate that he was trying to steal Sotomayor's stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (K58To)

63
In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald

__________

Most state constitutions or court decisions explicitly say that self-defense is a reason to bear arms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (e+lF5)

64 The "fanciest" neighborhoods will be at more risk, not less.

During a roofing job I hired some Amish. Real Amish, you know. The head honcho left his trailer parked on the street out front. He said "well it's in a nice neighborhood". I pointed out that the crooks know this too. "Nice neighborhoods are where the good stuff is". He seemed persuaded that this is a good point.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (ada2f)

65 Note to all:
I am not armed to protect myself. I am a body guard for my wife.

This makes it all legal.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (aXnjX)

66 Why would a Wise Latinx need an armed guard. If she would just wear a Ban the 2nd Amendment Tee nobody would bother her.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (pohLc)

67 I was going to say gentle giant (TM) first. But I didn't.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:36 PM (fV+MH)

68 Kentrell Flowers' soul-mate, Trayvon Martin was unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (RHGPo)

69 The marshal fired several shots and *didn't take the "teen" out permanently*? More range time for you, boyo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024
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U.S. Deputy Marshal Raylan Givens was unavailable for comment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024


***
Karen Sisco has entered the chat

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

70 That's a dumb criminal for ya.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (ytSiK)

71
She's talking about less then a million losing power as if it's big. Five million in my hood is fairly common in winter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:37 PM (RKVpM)

72 Mr. Flowers missed being a Darwin Award Winner by "that much."

BTW is his squeeze named Bee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (5hy2B)

73 They always use "teen" or "teenager" when they want to downplay or excuse conduct by one of their own. Or, if they really really want to excuse it, they use "child."
--------

Note also that it is a 'shooting' that is being investigated, not an attempted carjacking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

74
Another needless child shooting!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (e+lF5)

75 Kentrell Flowers.

Sounds Scottish. The bastards.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (fV+MH)

76 The Wise Latina shoots herself several times a day.
I've been around that drama. They chop off toes. Chop off feet. Chop off legs. It's like an alligator smorgasbord.
Too bad they can't fix it. It's awful.
And it can't be making her ability to decide cases any better.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (0Gnoc)

77 So, two federal marshalls fired "several shots" and the kid has "non-life threatening injuries?" Am I the only one who finds this odd?

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (14URa)

78
74
Another needless child shooting!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (e+lF5)

My dad just used a belt

Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (aPY1X)

79 “Only police, or military personnel, or authorized state agents should be allowed to carry firearms!”

In fact I saw a movie once where that was the way things were. It was called Schindler’s List.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (pgG81)

80 Iirc noncitizens voting is already illegal. So why are the shit heel Republicans acting like we need a law to stop it?
Well, it's to make it look currently legal, do they can help trash the USA.

Posted by: Enough BS at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (2NXcZ)

81 Four shots .. one in the mouth

.. send him to the firing range

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

82 26 When they describe a weapon as a "service weapon," what does that really mean? Is it a weapon issued to them by the Secret Service that they have to return when they leave the agency? Or is it the agent's personal firearm that he is authorized by the agency to carry in connection with his official duties?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)


I suppose it could mean either and still be accurate. I think the point of "service weapon" is one that they are authorized to carry in the line of duty.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (xhfG9)

83 Note to all:
I am not armed to protect myself. I am a body guard for my wife.

This makes it all legal.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker

-

That's 100% where I am these days.

If I hear crap starting I am getting my family out of the store. If you want to come with us, fine. But I'm not sure I'm stopping trouble if it's a white shooter unless he's between us and the door.

Unless it's a daycare or somewhere with a bunch of kids I can almost guarantee I'm not interfering in a black shooter's day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (K58To)

84 If I understand correctly, the genius Kentrell tried to jack a car then being occupied by a US Marshall?
Posted by: Frasier Crane

There's a video on YooToob of an idjit attempting to carjack a vehicle occupied by an undercover cop staking out said carjacker.

It didn't end well for the jacker.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:39 PM (WXNFJ)

85 The marshal fired several shots and *didn't take the "teen" out permanently*? More range time for you, boyo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Previous thread, there was a comment that four shots were fired, and Flowers was hit in the mouth.

Call Of Duty for firearms training? F--k center-of-mass, go for the headshot! Boom!

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (ZacHB)

86 "Kentrell Flowers? Of the South Hampton Flowers?

Posted by: JackStraw "


Penobscott, I think.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (fV+MH)

87 More range time.

Two agents fired, and the little shit has a non-lethal wound?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:34 PM (XeU6L)
---
Maybe they were assigned to Sotomayor as a punishment detail for their shoddy marksmanship.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)

88 Unless being a Democrat politician, being a criminal is not a smart career path for success.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (5hy2B)

89 They may have wished to avoid the optics of actually (permanently) neutralizing one of the "teens" and getting the usual hustler's and grifters ginning up more riots.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (ada2f)

90 Kentrell Flowers.

Sounds Scottish. The bastards.
Posted by: eleven

Black Irish.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (WXNFJ)

91 "Previous thread, there was a comment that four shots were fired, and Flowers was hit in the mouth.

Call Of Duty for firearms training? F--k center-of-mass, go for the headshot! Boom!

Posted by: mikeski "


Maybe he has a giant head?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)

92 77 So, two federal marshalls fired "several shots" and the kid has "non-life threatening injuries?" Am I the only one who finds this odd?

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:38 PM (14URa


Depends on the scenario. I know we're riffing on these guys but who knows how it went down. He might have immediately ducked behind a car or everyone started firing and ducking.

I'll allow points for lead in flesh. People aren't paper targets and holes in target are considered wins when your life is in danger.

We're not all Navy Seals.

Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (aPY1X)

93
Latina-adjacent gun violence against black youth is an impeachable offence.

At a minimum, recusal on all gun and race related petitions to the SC is necessary for Sotomyer.

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (j4U/Z)

94 Maybe they were assigned to Sotomayor as a punishment detail for their shoddy marksmanship.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)

love it!

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:41 PM (14URa)

95 'The Marshal drew his service weapon and fired several shots at the suspect. A second Marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon.

'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured.'


An excellent example of not focusing on fundamentals during practice. Weasel-san is NOT pleased.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (H+y4v)

96 Kentrell be hangin’ all dat shit on his gun, mus’ think he John Whack.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (LHPAg)

97 Only thing worse than a liar is a hypocrite.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (Y8lzz)

98 How much will Kentrell get in payout from this?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (K58To)

99 I will bet $1Million that at some point The Unwise Latina berates the marshal, demanding to know if it was REALLY necessary to shoot the child. And asks that he be reassigned.

Posted by: Candidus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (9XFD/)

100 Trump holds lead over Biden in Wisconsin: Poll

A poll by AARP, which was conducted by Fabrizio Ward and Impact Research, showed Trump ahead of Biden 50 percent support to 45 percent when the two are placed in a match-up against each other, with 4 percent of respondents undecided and 1 percent saying “other.” When Trump and Biden are placed on the same ballot with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and several other long-shot candidates, Trump leads Biden by 6 points.

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

101 You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

102
Fearless Fosdick on the job!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (e+lF5)

103 98 How much will Kentrell get in payout from this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:42 PM (K58To)

He should sue DC for temptation.

Posted by: AlaBAMAa at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (aPY1X)

104 101 You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

“Happens more often than you think!”

~ Kamala

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (9mfKN)

105 Odds of Sotomayor attending the TXMoMe to improve her shooting skills were zero before the carjacking.

Odds AFTER the carjacking ... still zero.

When your learning curve is a flat line, you are not a wise Latina.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (HlyYF)

106
You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

_________

Lots of people get shot in the mouth. By themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (e+lF5)

107 >>You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.

Well John, he really left that slider right over the plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (LkLld)

108 Mr Flowers should immediately begin talking about the troubles of being a woman trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (aPY1X)

109 AoS Theme Song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUMDcVMiduY

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (5hy2B)

110 If this were a proper, Sotomayor-approved Republic, the Flowers family would have been immediately arrested and interrogated by the authorities.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

111 [Kentrell] Flowers, 18, was arrested and charged with armed carjacking, carrying a pistol without a license, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device.

I think the reporter, drawing on his or hers vast firearms experience, intended to use "really big bullet holder clip" instead of the AI suggested "large capacity ammunition feeding device."

Speaking of Kentrell - sounds ethnic to me but I can't quite place where I getting that from.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RUmyk)

112 Depends on the scenario. I know we're riffing on these guys but who knows how it went down.
------

Which is, of course, why practice is important.

Once the adrenaline pump turns on, untrained instincts are not reliable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:44 PM (XeU6L)

113 You don't often hear of people getting shot in the mouth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM


Ummmmm ...

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (H+y4v)

114 Chicago had 100 shot this holiday weekend with 16 fatalities. This is what the imbecile Mayor Johnson had to say about it:

'Black death has been unfortunately been accepted in this country for a very long time. We had a chance 60 years ago to get at the root causes. And people mocked President Johnson, and we ended up with Richard Nixon,' the mayor said.

I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (oiNtH)

115 My friends call me Corn Pop

Posted by: Kentrell Flowers at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (kFJHm)

116 Did she ever shower inappropriately with Hunter?

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (0Gnoc)

117 KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office. He told her to announce that he has declared a Major Disaster for Texas counties devastated by the devastating Hurricane Beryl. Hooray for Joe! Hooray!

She slagged TX Gov Abbott for being out of the country forcing Joe to talk with the lowly LT Gov! Oh my! (Implied - another case of Republicans, especially migrant kidnapper criminal Abbott, not caring about the peoples!)

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (5fDan)

118 Everyone hold on to your butts. Johnson is meeting with Zelensky again tomorrow. Guy must be better on his knees than Kamala.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 02:45 PM (B0mGw)

119 How far are we out from the election itself? Less than four months?

You gotta wonder if the Dem Nat'l Convention is going to be as lit as in 1968, and if that will prove to be as bad a look for the Ds as the street violence did back then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

120 The trigger was jerked.

Oh, I'm not speaking of technique, nor The Fundamentals.

I'm referring to the trigger's operator.

Jerk.

(...get you some proper instruction and moar range time. Jerk. )


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (kQgoX)

121 Nobody tries to steal the Donutmobile without paying the price.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (guGkK)

122 The worst part...TWO US Federal agents fired multiple shots at the armed suspect, at close range...yet he is undergoing treatment for "Non-Life threatening" injuries.
Also...no description of the vehicle he exited to initiate the car jacking attempt, no description of THAT driver.

Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (lWs+l)

123 Honestly, if I were a professional race hustler who *wasn't* a Democrat operative (lol, I know, lol), this would be my time to shine. I'd orchestrate the worst riot of the last ten years in DC. I'd bring the pain, and force the government to respond with brutal use of force to protect their own gang... After dozens of gentle giants got gunned down like dogs, you could burn down every metro area in the US over the next couple weeks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (0FoWg)

124 A community social worker could have resolved this peacefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (XeU6L)

125 Democrats Make Their Decision: They Are Ridin’ with Biden Despite Deep Concerns

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

126 He was a good boy, trying to turn his life around. In fact, he was stealing the car so he could get to an important job interview.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (guGkK)

127 The worst part...TWO US Federal agents fired multiple shots at the armed suspect, at close range...yet he is undergoing treatment for "Non-Life threatening" injuries.

-

They were trying to get their Tik Tok stream going.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (K58To)

128 "Local police issued a press release about the incident last week, but did not mention its connection to Sotomayor."

If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (CwhoI)

129 Will Richard Nixon never stop killing the blacks?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (fV+MH)

130 >>The worst part...TWO US Federal agents fired multiple shots at the armed suspect, at close range...yet he is undergoing treatment for "Non-Life threatening" injuries.

They shot the gun out of Kentrell's hand. Don't you guys ever watch movies?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (LkLld)

131 "Ridin With Biden"??

I'll take my chances with Toonces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (5hy2B)

132 128 "Local police issued a press release about the incident last week, but did not mention its connection to Sotomayor."

If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (CwhoI

Truth

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:47 PM (aPY1X)

133 99 I will bet $1Million that at some point The Unwise Latina berates the marshal, demanding to know if it was REALLY necessary to shoot the child. And asks that he be reassigned.

Posted by: Candidus at July 09, 2024 02:43 PM


Willingness to shoot a perp that pulls a gun on my security detail, is kind of a mandatory job requirement.

But I am only an idiot Moron.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (HlyYF)

134 "Local police issued a press release about the incident last week, but did not mention its connection to Sotomayor."
-

If this had been Alito or Thomas, we would have heard about it 30 seconds later, with riots beginning 30 minutes after that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake

-

If the man died we still wouldn't know about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (K58To)

135 Did she ever shower inappropriately with Hunter?
Posted by: torabora

Doubtful. She's so large she couldn't even turn around in the shower and a reacharound is never gonna happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (WXNFJ)

136
Whoa Whoa Whoa,

Let's not assume Anything. we really have No Idea WHY this young youth was shot by sotomayormccheese's security.

All we know is their side of the story.



Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (v8sdr)

137 They need to go back to Glenco.

Posted by: Raylan Givens at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (Y8lzz)

138 NW DC. The shittiest corner of a shitty city.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)

139 Were the window in the vehicle the Marshals were in up or down at the time of the shooting?

I'm presuming up, with the A/C on. But this is vague...
--------
From the DM article:
'The Complainant pulled out his department issued firearm and fired approximately four times at Defendant Flowers through the window, striking Flowers in the mouth,' the July 5 filing said.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

140 Hadrian, do you have electricity yet? I hope so.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (5fDan)

141 Tinfoil hat time:
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (cJj8K)

142 18 year old Kentrell Flowers, father of four....
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:35 PM (K58To)


That he knows of, anyway.

It would probably take a week of Jerry Springer episodes to sort out this fellow's entire family tree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (guGkK)

143 At the time of the infamous Dem convention in Chicago, I was just starting high school and I never paid attention to news then. I *was* dimly aware that Humphrey wanted to continue the Vietnam War, and that Nixon said he would end it. And though I would not be draft-eligible for another three years, I sure did not want to go and get shot at. If I'd been able to vote, it would have been self-interest (i.e., Nixon) all the way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

144 Black death has been unfortunately been accepted in this country for a very long time.

The plague?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (qZEuM)

145
What if this youth was just walking and happened to mouth off at a government security person?

What if this youth got shot because a black security person didn't want to take no lip from a black youth punk?

Carjack? My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (v8sdr)

146 Sotomayor has of course insisted that no one has the right to arm himself

It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (tsYtT)

147 Flowers, 18, was arrested and charged with armed carjacking, carrying a pistol without a license, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device.

Reminds me, I need to order some more large capacity ammunition feeding devices.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2024 02:50 PM (ewjUl)

148
141 Tinfoil hat time:
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (cJj8K


Democrats aren't that low! Come on!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (aPY1X)

149 Rep. Andrew Clyde @Rep_Clyde
BREAKING: The House Appropriations Committee DID NOT adopt my amendment to defund the Left’s lawfare against President Trump. Why? Not enough Republicans showed up to vote. Utter disgrace.

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

150 "In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense."

That is the most bafflingly stupid things I have ever heard, and I've heard her say a lot of bafflingly stupid things.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (nLFEI)

151 Didn't they have the poor lad's kindergarten picture?

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (14URa)

152 It would probably take a week of Jerry Springer episodes to sort out this fellow's entire family tree.

Tree?

More like a bramble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (5hy2B)

153 144 Black death has been unfortunately been accepted in this country for a very long time.

At the hands of other blacks and it's Nixon's fault ? Why not Trump ? Isn't he responsible for everything ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (IyPmt)

154
KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office. He told her to announce that he has declared a Major Disaster for Texas counties devastated by the devastating Hurricane Beryl. Hooray for Joe! Hooray!

Not to downplay the damage that 60 mph winds can do, as I have a yard covered with branches and trees from such, but Beryl came ashore with tropical storm force winds of 60 mph at 10 meter attitude. It "once" was a hurricane. It never spun up in the Gulf as the climate alarmist always say happens.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 02:51 PM (RKVpM)

155
This makes no fucking sense?

Carjack??

Was he armed? Did they plant a firearm on him?

Was her security guard a woman, who was overwhelmed during this "carjack," and she did what ALL woman police do when they panic: Shoot to kill?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (v8sdr)

156 Also...no description of the vehicle he exited to initiate the car jacking attempt, no description of THAT driver.
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024


***
Did that driver manage to speed away in all the confusion?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

157 >"In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor



this is a stupid interpretation
the right being protected is the right to keep and bear arms

deliberately wonderfully general and non-specific

(is this the fat lady who's supposed to be wise?)

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

158 141 Tinfoil hat time:
A lot of Dems would like Sotomayor, who is in poor health, to step down so Biden can replace her before Trump does. Perhaps Kentrell was sent to hasten the process along and the carjacking story is just a cover.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM


If Sotomayor was assassinated, Biden would gain votes for sympathy and to be able to nominate her replacement.

I believe cui bono trumps my tin foil hat in most situations.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)

159 Irritating you guys calling that bag of fat a latina. Look at the picture. If anyone should be called latinx its Sotomayer.

It has no sexual dimorphism. It tis a thing of indeterminate sex.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (pohLc)

160 Rap
My name is Carjack Kentrell
Imma gonna snatch the ride
Of a wise Latina ho
I gonna ...owww

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (oSruC)

161 'The Complainant pulled out his department issued firearm and fired approximately four times at Defendant Flowers through the window, striking Flowers in the mouth,' the July 5 filing said.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
----

When Kentrell Flowers was interviewed, he said, "Mfgj grud mpflks blksjk"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (XeU6L)

162 "In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense." -- Sotomayor, with the dissent in McDonald

That's retarded.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (6TUIG)

163 BREAKING: The House Appropriations Committee DID NOT adopt my amendment to defund the Left’s lawfare against President Trump. Why? Not enough Republicans showed up to vote. Utter disgrace.


yeah where were those mofos?!?1 it was cruz, Rubio, Paul ... a bunch of I thought not traitors?

the dems got to confirm a really leftist judge too, while they were missing

wtf

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)

164
If Sotomayor was assassinated, Biden would gain votes for sympathy and to be able to nominate her replacement.

I believe cui bono trumps my tin foil hat in most situations.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (HlyYF)


Would buy him a lot of time to make a decision.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (aPY1X)

165 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 02:46 PM (0FoWg)

You are a modern-day Machiavelli! Newsletter?

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (14URa)

166 Tree?

More like a bramble.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Now I'm being triggered by flashbacks to this morning's art.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

167 "The Security Detail of Unwise Latina Sotomayor Shoots a Man Who Attempted to Carjack Her Car"

Shoot him again one more time, for me.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (CgbEA)

168 St. Traytable's girl friend Janeel is more coherent than Sotomayer apparently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (5hy2B)

169 Black death has been unfortunately been accepted in this country for a very long time.
*
The plague?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024


***
It's endemic in the Southwest. Don't go petting any dead prairie dogs or ground squirrels.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

170 another takeaway:


2 US Marshals open fire on the guy, and he survives

'treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. '

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (/7KEl)

171 FWIW I have no idea how many children Ken'trell has and was only making fun of him and his culture.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (K58To)

172 This Flowers moron drove up to carjack the Marshall in a car that itself was carjacked. Can't make this shit up. This guy is obviously salt of the earth.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

173 And people mocked President Johnson, and we ended up with Richard Nixon,' the mayor said.

I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!
Posted by: Cheri

A twofer. Blame Nixon and throw a Prop to Biden.

He knows who butters his bread

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (FxH7T)

174 The report said police recovered the black and silver Smith & Wesson 40VE handgun Flowers allegedly used for the attempted carjacking.

Why do they bury the important fashion-related material toward the end, instead of leading with it? And what was he wearing? Did this properly accessorize his outfit, or was this choice of firearm a fashion faux-pas?

This loose sh*t would not stand on The Gun Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (H+y4v)

175 It's endemic in the Southwest. Don't go petting any dead prairie dogs or ground squirrels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
----
That's sound advice no matter where you are in the country.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)

176 FWIW I have no idea how many children Ken'trell has and was only making fun of him and his culture.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


How could you?! Doncha know, All cultures are equal .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (WXNFJ)

177 154KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office.

Nap time ran long today.

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (j4U/Z)

178 "The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured."

Top men. Dangerous men.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (MkuC5)

179 173 And people mocked President Johnson, and we ended up with Richard Nixon,' the mayor said.

I knew it! It's that bastard Nixon's fault!
Posted by: Cheri

A twofer. Blame Nixon and throw a Prop to Biden.

He knows who butters his bread

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (FxH7T)

That's NOT butter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

180
Christ Almighty...

they made a gay and diverse remake of Time Bandits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (v8sdr)

181 sigh, I thought the U.S. Marshals were a bit better trained than run of the mill city cops, and yet two of them fire on someone who walked up to the vehicle with a pistol and the suspect is not even still hospitalized? You neutralize the threat by killing it in my world.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (wTs+0)

182 I wonder if Latrine John-Pissior, formerly Karine Jean-Pierre, goes home every night and screams into a pillow for a few hours or if lack of a soul protects her from all that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (RUmyk)

183 KJP had to change Joey's Depends halfway through

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (5hy2B)

184 was it matte silver, or highly polished stainless
this shit is important

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (/7KEl)

185 Five bucks says the marshal being a bad shot (both apparently) and only winging the guy will be turned into some sort of argument that the trained experts can just shoot the guy in the arm

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (FMPkP)

186 yeah where were those mofos?!?1 it was cruz, Rubio, Paul ... a bunch of I thought not traitors?

the dems got to confirm a really leftist judge too, while they were missing

wtf
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)

Why would Cruz, Rubio, and Paul be at a House Committee vote?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (9mfKN)

187 Also...no description of the vehicle he exited to initiate the car jacking attempt, no description of THAT driver.
Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024

***
Did that driver manage to speed away in all the confusion?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
____

I don't think there was another driver, was there? I think this imbecile drove up in a carjacked car, parked it, and then tried to carjack the marshall. I think that's how it happened.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

188 Did the “teen” yell this is MAGA country?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (wCYy7)

189 Christ Almighty...

they made a gay and diverse remake of Time Bandits.
Posted by: Soothsayer

"Butt Pirates" by chance?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (RUmyk)

190 This Flowers moron drove up to carjack the Marshall in a car that itself was carjacked. Can't make this shit up. This guy is obviously salt of the earth.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
----
Maybe he was trying to cover his tracks from whatever crime he committed earlier in the day. You know, switch to a different stolen vehicle so the cops will never find him.

Didn't go according to plan.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (7fElN)

191 172 This Flowers moron drove up to carjack the Marshall in a car that itself was carjacked. Can't make this shit up. This guy is obviously salt of the earth.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like Grand Theft Auto DC.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

192 insert meme of Jimmy Dore pumping gas with nervous look on his face
"There could be teens here"

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (w3xBv)

193 I wouldn't use a .40S&W for a crime. Way too loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (tsYtT)

194 "Suspect's hair was mussed by the US Marshals'

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (/7KEl)

195 There is only one Time Bandits movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (5hy2B)

196 154KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office.

Most asked question: Excuse me?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (pohLc)

197 Kentrell, Kentrell ...

French, is it?

Posted by: The Law Firm of Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (N66D6)

198
Nixon won big in 1968, and won even bigger in '72.

Just like Trump won big in 2020. Democrats couldn't allow that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (v8sdr)

199 Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 02:55 PM (j4U/Z)

LOL these people actually lie about EVERYTHING.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (fBIbM)

200 That fuckin' Flowers . . .

Posted by: Lucas Davenport at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (14URa)

201 1. I am very glad Judge Sotomayor wasn’t hurt.
2. I am extremely glad Sotomayor is, like most Dems, a hypocrite and had armed security to prevent her from getting hurt.
3. I hope this gives her pause in her stance on the 2nd amendment. Or at least makes others discover the haves and have nots are on display here.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (p4NUW)

202 If Sotomayor was assassinated, Biden would gain votes for sympathy and to be able to nominate her replacement.

With our current spineless crop, he could nominate Hunter and probably get him through...

Posted by: Oedipus at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Z6vKV)

203 No photo of the carjacker?

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)

204 196 154KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office.

BS.. It was Joe's nap time

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (IyPmt)

205 The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries.

To his hand!

-- The Waco Kid

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (guGkK)

206 they made a gay and diverse remake of Time Bandits.
Posted by: Soothsayer

The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.

Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (FMPkP)

207 It's endemic in the Southwest. Don't go petting any dead prairie dogs or ground squirrels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024
----
That's sound advice no matter where you are in the country.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2024


***
I was proud of Miss Linda for completely avoiding, in life and in death, the clearly ill juvenile heron that showed up to glare balefully at her from her lawn. If it had been a furry animal, she might have been tempted; but the bird looked creepily dinosaurian, and she stayed clear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

208 182 I wonder if Latrine John-Pissior, formerly Karine Jean-Pierre, goes home every night and screams into a pillow for a few hours or if lack of a soul protects her from all that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 02:56 PM (RUmyk)

There's a reason booze and drugs are so popular with the DC set.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

209 Why do they bury the important fashion-related material toward the end, instead of leading with it? And what was he wearing? Did this properly accessorize his outfit, or was this choice of firearm a fashion faux-pas?

This loose sh*t would not stand on The Gun Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Was he wearing a watch?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (qZEuM)

210 The media are universally hyping this as a shooting by U.S. Marshals, downplaying Flowers role. Examples;

"Marshals shot 18-year-old Kentrell Flowers during an alleged carjacking attempt early Friday morning."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

211 196 154KJP finally begins today's briefing. Said she was delayed due to talking to Joe in the Oval Office.

Most asked question: Excuse me?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (pohLc)

If there's one way to calm concerns about this administration it's to show up an hour and a half late to a presser.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (LDevB)

212 195 There is only one Time Bandits movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 02:57 PM (5hy2B)

And I liked it a lot!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (pohLc)

213 This Flowers moron drove up to carjack the Marshall in a car that itself was carjacked. Can't make this shit up. This guy is obviously salt of the earth.

-

This Flowers voter

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (K58To)

214 Joe in the Oval Office.
-------

And yes they *are* rubbing it in and yes they LOVE that their so-called president is an embarrassing retard. It's so weird.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (fBIbM)

215 Also, this Flowers kid sure did a doozy in picking his victim.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (p4NUW)

216 203 No photo of the carjacker?
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)

Kentrell ?...Easy guess?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (IyPmt)

217 Designed for concealed carry and home defense, Smith & Wesson® SD40 VE Semi-Auto Pistol operates with a striker-fired action (no external hammer) that's activated with a 2-piece Self Defense Trigger for consistent pull. This pistol has a distinctive two-tone look with a polymer frame and contrasting stainless steel slide. Aiming is easy with a white dot front and dual white dot rear sight. The textured grip aids with control. A standard Picatinny rail under the muzzle and built into the frame allows easy accessory attachment. Other desirable features found on this S&W SD40 pistol are aggressive front and backstrap texturing on the grip, front and rear serrations on the slide to aid with operation, and a textured finger locator on the side of the frame above the trigger. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (tsYtT)

218
The 2nd Amendment is here to stay
Americans have a hardon for firepower

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)

219 Weird story. Did the carjacker have a fake gun? How'd the agent get his gun out if the Spark of Divinity was already drawing down on him?

Maybe it's already been answered. 180 comments are a lot to wade through.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (OguvZ)

220 214 Joe in the Oval Office.

Joek.

Spell it right.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (MkuC5)

221
Alternate gaslighting post title:

cRiMe Is DoWn, YoU gUyS!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (v8sdr)

222 Two Secret Service agents fired at this perpetrator, and he only suffered non-life threatening injuries?

Who teaches shooting to the Secret Service?

Posted by: p-squared at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (i3SWt)

223 216 203 No photo of the carjacker?
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (Sf2cq)

Kentrell ?...Easy guess?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 02:59 PM (IyPmt)

Are you implying it isn't a WASPish name?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

224 Might be the first truth Raggity Karine ever said,. Can you imagine talking to Sundowner in a timely manner?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (fwDg9)

225 Did you say, 'Yute'?

Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (guGkK)

226 Also, this Flowers kid sure did a doozy in picking his victim.

--

It will never be discussed, but I bet it was 95% racism-driven.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (K58To)

227 The Security Detail of Unwise Latina Sotomayor Shoots a Man Who Attempted to Carjack Her Car Steal Her Burrito Delivery Outside Her Home

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

228 oops

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

229 221
Alternate gaslighting post title:

cRiMe Is DoWn, YoU gUyS!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:00 PM (v8sdr)

Two ways to bring crime down:
1) Stop crime and arrest and imprison the offenders
2) Redefine what constitutes a crime to exclude most former crimes.

Guess which one gets picked?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

230 > Two Secret Service agents fired at this perpetrator, and he only suffered non-life threatening injuries?
---

US Marshals
they are security for the federal courts

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)

231 Oooh. Somebody struck out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

232 .

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (K58To)

233 Last week or so someone posted a comment about an "Old Story" of an offduty FBI agent walking into his local bank, right in the middle of a robbery, shot the perp several times, perp lived. News Papers hailed him as a "Hero", Hoover ordered him back to class for remedial weapons training.

Posted by: birdog at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (lWs+l)

234 Ahem.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (tsYtT)

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

236 I said Secret Service, I meant US Marshals. Still...

Posted by: p-squared at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (i3SWt)

237 A police report obtained by DailyMail.com revealed the location of the incident at a residential street in North West DC where Sotomayor owns a condo, and the US Marshals Service (USMS) confirmed to DailyMail.com that the officers involved were part of her protection team.

"Part" of her team.
So, how much protection do our betters get if two Marshals in two seperate vehicles are just part? Are there layers of protection? Is there a perimeter further out too?
Protection in the US is like Soviet food and dark humor.

Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (FCbAQ)

238 Wow Jim. FUBAR!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (pohLc)

239 >>No photo of the carjacker?


No Admonition that they assumed Xhis / Xher Gender?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)

240 To the Beryl!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (guGkK)

241 fire up the barrel

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)

242 Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

243 Hero jim (in Kalifornia) with the close tags in his sig.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (9mfKN)

244 Punctuality is wipepo stuff. Being an hour or two late just shows we're in the best of hands

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ada2f)

245
Carjack. Robbery. Whothefuckknows.

But I do know it's not what they say it was. Sounds like Incompetence is being covered up with a "carjacking" story.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v8sdr)

246 3. I hope this gives her pause in her stance on the 2nd amendment. Or at least makes others discover the haves and have nots are on display here.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM (p4NUW)
----

If the plebeswere not allowed to arm themselves this poor young man would never have been shot by armed bodyguards!
I blame Rethuglican policies! And of course, TRUMP!
*

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (RLLZj)

247 238 Wow Jim. FUBAR!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (pohLc)

Look further up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

248 Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)


While you will be tempted to put your mouth to the bung for air, don't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (tsYtT)

249 That Condo looks janky.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (DQcg+)

250 KJP is skilled at talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and until everybody is as brain damaged as Aneurism Joe.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (RUmyk)

251 Don't blame Jim.
*grins*

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

252 No photo of the carjacker?


No Admonition that they assumed Xhis / Xher Gender?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)
______

I googled him and if the pics are indeed of him, he's a big black thug who looks much older than 18

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

253 Was he wearing a watch?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 02:58 PM


Great question. From the quality of the shooting, I think we can safely assume the Marshals were wearing 55+mm watches, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (H+y4v)

254 Everything was fine. Quite.

Then Mighty Casey showed up.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)

255 242 Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (v0R5T

The plank of used gum is nice, so I've heard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (aPY1X)

256 Kentrell. That’s a Scandinavian name I believe.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (wCYy7)

257 What American needs right now is Midnight Basketball.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (RUmyk)

258 Look further up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

Oops, my bad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (pohLc)

259 I applaud this spark of diversity's initiative. The more these idiots target government officials, the more obvious it is how bad things are in blue shit holes like the capitol city. Will the Wide Latina figure this out?

Of course not. Even if she was shot in the mouth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)

260 >Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.

Posted by: wth
---
reports of 'what's that on the floor?' are largely a thing of the past

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)

261 "That Condo looks janky.

Posted by: garrett "


Didn't want to be a snob, but, yeah.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)

262 252 No photo of the carjacker?


No Admonition that they assumed Xhis / Xher Gender?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:02 PM (DQcg+)
______

I googled him and if the pics are indeed of him, he's a big black thug who looks much older than 18

gentle giant

Posted by: d-straights at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (og5mY)

263 >>Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.


It's reminiscent of the bilge in an early 18th century Salve Galley.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (DQcg+)

264 Punctuality is wipepo stuff. Being an hour or two late just shows we're in the best of hands
Posted by: Common Tater

--

For anyone who thinks this is a joke, this isn't a joke:

"“Black People’s Time” (also abbreviated to BP Time or BPT) is an American expression that refers to African Americans being frequently late. It claims that African Americans can have a relaxed or indifferent view of punctuality, which leads to them being labeled as lazy or unreliable."

They have a relaxed view of punctuality.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (K58To)

265 reports of 'what's that on the floor?' are largely a thing of the past
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)

Because whatever is on the floor is eating those who report its existence?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (9mfKN)

266 Didn't watch but a YouTube video came up GOP leaders deckare Sundowner unfit to lead

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (fwDg9)

267 Wide Latina

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (JSF6W)

268 U.S. Commission Finds COVID Pandemic Caused $18 Trillion in Damage to U.S. Economy

-
"Pandemic"? Shouldn't that be "panicdemic"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)

269 The Wise Latina is fine with the police having guns. She just doesn’t want YOU to have guns.

Oh and also the police hunts down and shoots 100,000,000 black men every day.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (wCYy7)

270 244 Punctuality is wipepo stuff. Being an hour or two late just shows we're in the best of hands
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 03:03 PM (ada2f)

But Joe is white. Or he was. Now he is kind of tangerine, he can’t even get presidential orange right.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (p4NUW)

271 Didn't want to be a snob, but, yeah.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)

That was my first thought also!

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (14URa)

272 Salve Galley?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (3Fz6p)

273 >Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.

Posted by: wth
---
reports of 'what's that on the floor?' are largely a thing of the past
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024


***
A new visitor to this site would be . . . let's just say, gobsmacked.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

274 Never been in the barrel before, hope it's nice.

Nice enough for Sid to climb in there to pleasure hisself.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (pohLc)

275 >>Didn't want to be a snob, but, yeah.


Right?

Can't even imagine how much she overpaid for that place.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (DQcg+)

276 267 Wide Latina

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 09, 2024 03:05 PM (JSF6W)

So THAT'S the sound when she backs up...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

277 Kentrell. That’s a Scandinavian name I believe.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Pennsylvania Dutch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (qZEuM)

278 >>Salve Galley?


How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)

279 277 Kentrell. That’s a Scandinavian name I believe.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Pennsylvania Dutch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (qZEuM)

I thought it was a Mormon angel name, like Moroni.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

280 You'd be somewhat, maybe a little bit amazed at how many of our political betters rate a security team. That the taxpayer's foot the bill for.

Others, many of them in fact, have hired guns they pay for out of their office funds... so you're still paying for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (Q4IgG)

281 269 The Wise Latina is fine with the police having guns. She just doesn’t want YOU to have guns.

Oh and also the police hunts down and shoots 100,000,000 black men every day.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

Armed guards for everyone, then! Only I want to pick my own. If 2 SS agents didn’t shoot someone dead who is as big as a barn door, I would like to search elsewhere. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (p4NUW)

282 >> It's reminiscent of the bilge in an early 18th century Salve Galley.

There is no balm in galley-land.

Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (rjJqk)

283 Kentrell Flowers, 18, approached the Deputy US Marshal sitting in his car outside Sonia Sotomayor's condominium at 1;15 AM

The suspect then pointed a handgun...


Now THAT's how you start your valedictorian speech, Kentrell!

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (yYWHi)

284 We keep you alive to salve this ship.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (tsYtT)

285 Salve Galley?


How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
------------
Unguent. I need unguent.

Posted by: Gaear Grimsrud at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3Fz6p)

286 282 >> It's reminiscent of the bilge in an early 18th century Salve Galley.

There is no balm in galley-land.

Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (rjJqk)

Ya gotta rub it in...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

287
Christ Almighty...

Gladiator II has, get this, a black man who orchestrated the "fall of Rome." He says as much. Literally.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (v8sdr)

288 >>There is no balm in galley-land.


Woah.


No Balm Threats.

Ace doesn't need the Feds snooping around his trash.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (DQcg+)

289 In other words a stolen election is worth $18T for Democrats .

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM (wCYy7)

290 Ya gotta rub it in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:09 PM


Or it gets the hose.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (H+y4v)

291 285 Salve Galley?


How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)
------------
Unguent. I need unguent.

Posted by: Gaear Grimsrud at July 09, 2024 03:08 PM (3Fz6p)

♪ Because it's Ungent! So Ungent!
Ungent, Ungent Ungent Emergency! ♫

Posted by: Foreigner on Salve Ship at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

292 Non-Life threatening injuries? Seems like some training is in order.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (evaxF)

293 278 >>Salve Galley?


How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)


The atomic balm ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)

294 >>Ya gotta rub it in...


Unless you don't really want the job?

Posted by: Reverend Jesse Jackson at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (DQcg+)

295
I might be wrong, but it looks there are blm/gorge floyd-style riots in Gladiator II.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (v8sdr)

296 Honestly, it's been too long since we've had a proper embarrelment in these parts.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (OUMaO)

297 Two officers fired at this POS and they didn't kill him?

Not just officers, but US Marshalls. I expected a happier ending.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (yYWHi)

298 Sharks still frequent the trade routes to this very day in anticipation of salves being thrown overboard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (K58To)

299 How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?

A Balm Sack?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM (tsYtT)

300 So, looks like the salvile war has begun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

301 The gun in question must have gone off by itself. Same thing happened to me.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (evaxF)

302 >>Non-Life threatening injuries?


A little smear of Amica Cream and it will clear right up.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (DQcg+)

303 I looked at the map in the DM article


she's about 3 blocks from Ben's Chili Bowl
4 stars on Google

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

304 Salve Galley?

How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)


To this day, the deadly eczema sharks still travel the routes the galleys plied.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (OguvZ)

305 I suspect the only criminals Leftists H8 are the ones who go after them

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)

306 This thread is a ticking time balm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (qZEuM)

307 'Balm Track' is Rage Against the Machines best song.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (DQcg+)

308
If only the idiot just tossed her a Candygram . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)

309 one L
two Ls is a name

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

310 304 Salve Galley?

How do you think they transported Salve back in the day?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:07 PM (DQcg+)

To this day, the deadly eczema sharks still travel the routes the galleys plied.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (OguvZ)

Damn, imagining that as a Far Side cartoon. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

311 life was very hard on the salve galley. Everything greasy, everything slick. The smell of rancid sweat, urine, and salve must have been unbearable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (pohLc)

312 When it comes the sheer nonsense, y'all are unparalleled on the Internets.

Good Job.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:12 PM (DQcg+)

313 Biden babbled something about being the first black VP to the first black president. So he is black, Jack. And don’t you forget it.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (wCYy7)

314 >> "In sum, the Framers did not write the Second Amendment in order to protect a private right of armed self defense."

Really? That’s has to be the most ignorant subversive statement on the constitution I have ever had the displeasure to read in my entire life. But there you go, Democrats. A right clearly developed, articulated, stated time and again as meaning that citizens had an individual right (private” in dummies words) to self defense with arms, and listed in The Bill of Rights, is not that in the eyes of liberals. Unfreakingbelievable. A fifth grader would find that statement not only specious but demonstrably false.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (82U+n)

315 Salve Galley?


It was caulked with Vesseline.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)

316 306 This thread is a ticking time balm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (qZEuM)

Help us Obi Wan Ace you're our only hope.. This thread is starting to stink on ice

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (IyPmt)

317 GOP-Led House Committee Adopts Amendment to Reduce AG Garland’s Salary to $1 Until He Releases the Biden-Hur Tapes

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

318 I suspect the only criminals Leftists H8 are the ones who go after them

-

The armed white couple who stood outside of their home when the violent mob threatened them and the lady's barrel slightly passed in the direction of one thug for a brief moment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (K58To)

319 Honestly, it's been too long since we've had a proper embarrelment in these parts.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 09, 2024 03:10 PM


To be fair, the fact that all the penguin droppings cleaned up from their periodic sashays through the Café are deposited there make it far too mephitic for even a casual symbolic stay.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (H+y4v)

320 she's about 3 blocks from Ben's Chili Bowl
4 stars on Google
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)


They told her it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl and ran out

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (NtVYv)

321 If these salve jokes continue, someone will be under severe unction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

322 Can't help but think if this had been outside the house of a conservative justice, there wouldn't have been any protection.

Posted by: Sam Adams at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (KEWDx)

323 Only federal agents could take that many shots point blank and cause non life threatening injuries.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (82U+n)

324 317 GOP-Led House Committee Adopts Amendment to Reduce AG Garland’s Salary to $1 Until He Releases the Biden-Hur Tapes
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

I’m sure Garland is shaking in his boots.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (9mfKN)

325 I think they call this Cinéma vérité.

Afghan refugees filmed themselves raping a 13-year-old girl at knifepoint. Sweden gave them zero jail time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (L/fGl)

326 >> A fifth grader would find that statement not only specious but demonstrably false.


The average 5th Grader would be unable to read said statement.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (DQcg+)

327
Why does an entire "gun free zone" city have so many youths with guns??

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)

328 I'm not sayin' she's fat, but her favorite book is a menu

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (/7KEl)

329 KJB is still talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and still not saying anything.

Every time I listen to her I end up day drinking until it is not day anymore.

In other news, it is TRASH DAY EVE at my house. The joys of being retired expressed in one moment.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (RUmyk)

330 I bet she sweats chili

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (/7KEl)

331 321 If these salve jokes continue, someone will be under severe unction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (ynpvh)


That's extreme unction for catholics.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (14URa)

332 This post tickles me in nearly every way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)

333 KJP strikes me as not a big fan of Caitlyn Collins.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (RUmyk)

334 I didn't want the car, it's the burrito delivery I was after. Sonia always orders them after midnight.

Posted by: Kentrell at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

335 I bet she sweats chili
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:15 PM (/7KEl)

When she broke her leg, gravy poured out

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (NtVYv)

336 If these salve jokes continue, someone will be under severe unction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The fly in the ointment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (qZEuM)

337 332 This post tickles me in nearly every way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)

TMI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (ynpvh)

338 317 GOP-Led House Committee Adopts Amendment to Reduce AG Garland’s Salary to $1 Until He Releases the Biden-Hur Tapes
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

That's unconstitutional
--Hawaiian judge

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (N39Ws)

339 >>That's extreme unction for catholics.


Someone knows their emolument clause.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (DQcg+)

340 Wow. They charged him with using a “large capacity” AKA standard magazine. That sure was a deterrent you guys. Wasn’t it?

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (82U+n)

341 32-round magazine rather than the standard 14? Or a different 'feeder'??

Looks like one ugly pistol IMHO with the silver slide and black 'body'.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (Jh5b+)

342 I'll note that TWO federal marshals shot at the yute and yet there were no serious wounds to the perp.

Raylan Givens is fictional.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

343 If these salve jokes continue, someone will be under severe unction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The fly in the ointment.
----------
The monkey in the wrench.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)

344 Sotomayor is wearing a very pretty blouse in that video.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (4XwPj)

345 I’m sure Garland is shaking in his boots.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (9mfKN)
------
Until he has to pawn them to pay his rent!

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (RLLZj)

346 317 GOP-Led House Committee Adopts Amendment to Reduce AG Garland’s Salary to $1 Until He Releases the Biden-Hur Tapes
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

How about the GOPe grow a pair and arrest and demand the Capitol police arrest him and throw him in a jail cell? Bread and water only rotting away in solitary confinement.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

347 The monkey in the wrench.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)

“Don’t wanna be your monkey wrench”

~ Foo Fighters

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (9mfKN)

348 Tim Gunderson would have aimed for the apricot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (xPJvm)

349 Noone have mentioned Elizabeth Arden hand cream yet?

Posted by: Harry Sussex at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (H+y4v)

350 You dropped a balm on me baby, you dropped a balm on me....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (qZEuM)

351 Two officers fired at this POS and they didn't kill him?

-
DEI hires holding their guns sideways.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (L/fGl)

352 It's the balm!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (Jh5b+)

353 How about the GOPe grow a pair and arrest and demand the Capitol police arrest him and throw him in a jail cell? Bread and water only rotting away in solitary confinement.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

“THAT IS NOT WHO WE ARE!”

~ GOPe

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (9mfKN)

354 "'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries."

The Marshals need more active assailant target practice.

Posted by: iowaan at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (3H2LN)

355 Waiting on the Bush and STP song refs...

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (DQcg+)

356 Wow.

So her life is worth defending but mine is not.

Good to know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (i2fv4)

357 This is so Ben Gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

358 Assume this situation went wrong, and Special K had ended up killing a very important Leftist.

They would *have* to bring the hammer down on Kentrell. Life in prison or the death penalty, and enrage every angry ghetto black in America.

That would be a serious election year problem for the machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (0FoWg)

359 337 332 This post tickles me in nearly every way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (xcxpd)

TMI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:16 PM (ynpvh)

I can get WAY more TMI than that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

360 342 I'll note that TWO federal marshals shot at the yute and yet there were no serious wounds to the perp.

Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

Apparently their weapon qualification is still months away so they aren't practicing. Somewhere is an indoor range that is just begging them to poke holes in their walls and ceiling with their errant shots.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (N39Ws)

361 96 degrees here, cowering inside until need to go water garden

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

362 Sotomayor is wearing a very pretty blouse in that video.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
.....

Where's her bib?

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

363 Wide Latina
Posted by: Dirac_Delta
---------
Wide Fatina.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (2bFN5)

364 357 This is so Ben Gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

Is that worse that Preparation H?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (ynpvh)

365 I'll note that TWO federal marshals shot at the yute and yet there were no serious wounds to the perp.

Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

For what it's worth, I've met some marshals. It's not fictional. If anything, ol' Raylan's a bit of a pussy compared to some of these guys.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

366 Salve Galley?

Attracts the myrrh-maids.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (w9Wax)

367
What about Steve Martin's Penis Cream

"For a softer, more luxurious penis"

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (/7KEl)

368 349 Noone have mentioned Elizabeth Arden hand cream yet?
Posted by: Harry Sussex at July 09, 2024 03:18 PM (H+y4v)



No one commented on a link I had yesterday about some Biden apparatchik surprised that Greek statues could jizz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (x0n13)

369 SHE DON'T USE JELLY


https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE

Posted by: FLAMING LIPS at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (DQcg+)

370 357 This is so Ben Gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)



How long ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (NtVYv)

371 Lotion steamer?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

372 The Marshals need more active assailant target practice

---------

They are highly trained. They shot the gun out of his hand!

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (RLLZj)

373 'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries."

Had the agents been shooting my ammo the suspect wouldn't have made it to a hospital.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (pohLc)

374 Vox claims Big Meat uses universities to trick Americans into eating meat 😂

-
Yeah, it's not like we'd eat it voluntarily.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (L/fGl)

375 Wow.

So her life is worth defending but mine is not.

Good to know.
Posted by: nurse ratched
========
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 3h
Sonia Sotomayor saved from danger: Supreme Court Justice's bodyguard shoots gun-wielding suspect who tried to steal his car outside her DC home trib.al/nM2hQpo

Mike Davis @mrddmia 57m
Justice Sonia Sotomayor wants to disarm law-abiding Americans.
(Just not her federal bodyguards.)

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (Jh5b+)

376 That's extreme unction for catholics.
Posted by: Peaches


What about those Protestant chrismatics?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)

377 >Where's her bib?

Posted by: wth


she's more of a dropcloth kinda gal

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

378 Affleck was the balm in Phantoms, yo.

Posted by: Holden MacNeil at July 09, 2024 03:21 PM (OguvZ)

379 A hit gone wrong? After all, "They" told Sotomayor that she needed to retire while the Democrat-Communists still controlled the White House and the Senate.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (qUkBO)

380 323 sort of makes the fact that stormtroopers constantly miss far more believable.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (evaxF)

381 So her life is worth defending but mine is not.
......

To be fair, she is single-handedly keeping the frozen burrito industry afloat.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

382 Raylan Givens is fictional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:17 PM (xcxpd)

For what it's worth, I've met some marshals. It's not fictional. If anything, ol' Raylan's a bit of a pussy compared to some of these guys.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

I've met a fair few too. I'm guessing the hardasses were not doing Justice Protection detail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (xcxpd)

383 Wow.

So her life is worth defending but mine is not.

Good to know.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 03:19 PM (i2fv4)

Correction: Her CAR is worth defending, but not your life.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

384 381 So her life is worth defending but mine is not.
......

To be fair, she is single-handedly keeping the frozen burrito industry afloat.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (xcxpd)

385 If you're sitting in a car you are not in a good position to get the "drop" on anyone.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (MeG8a)

386 Adrenaline rush is a very real thing in real life shooting situations.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (gNDS4)

387 380 323 sort of makes the fact that stormtroopers constantly miss far more believable.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (evaxF)

They're all clones. Apparently the guy that was the clone source was a bad shot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

388 To be fair, the fact that all the penguin droppings cleaned up from their periodic sashays through the Café are deposited there make it far too mephitic for even a casual symbolic stay.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024


***
Kudos. You don't run across the word "mephitic" very often nowadays.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

389 Why does an entire "gun free zone" city have so many youths with guns??
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)

Cuz racism.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (wCYy7)

390 They're all clones. Apparently the guy that was the clone source was a bad shot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

AKSHUALLY, in the clone wars tv show….

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (9mfKN)

391
The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.

Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?
Posted by: TexasDan


Terry Gilliam wanted NOTHING to do with it. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (v8sdr)

392 386 Adrenaline rush is a very real thing in real life shooting situations.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (gNDS4)

It is, which tells me their training sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (xcxpd)

393 389 Why does an entire "gun free zone" city have so many youths with guns??
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (v8sdr)

Cuz racism.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:23 PM (wCYy7)

And Richard Nixon

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (9mfKN)

394 Was Sotomayor driving a Cadillac fleetwood lowrider? Just askin.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (gNDS4)

395 Raylan Givens is fictional.


-

I bet he's not only fictional but the show is part of the organized campaign to influence peoples beliefs about LEOs, FBI, etc.

https://tinyurl.com/y3nzxu7l

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (K58To)

396 I've met a fair few too. I'm guessing the hardasses were not doing Justice Protection detail.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:22 PM (xcxpd)

Probably not, but I remember the vid of... who was it, some has-been singer, Patti LaBelle or something like that. She was coming out to her limo at the airport, and a guy just happened to be walking near her path.

About 14 big burly badasses came and put the whuppass on this guy... just for coming near her on accident.

Some people are more important than others.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

397 Kentrell's Guerrillas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (63Dwl)

398 In other news, it is TRASH DAY EVE at my house. The joys of being retired expressed in one moment.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 09, 2024 03:14 PM (RUmyk)

My trash day isn't 'til tomorrow. Can't wait! The highlight of the work week.

Posted by: Invisible Widow Not Old Enough to Retire at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (JCLJi)

399 White House says it wants to ‘turn the page’ on questions of Biden’s mental fitness
---


MOVING ON
NEVER HAPPENED
Nothing to see here

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)

400 391
The "nipples for men" joke in that movie is going to be problematic now.

Did Gilliam do this remake? I guess he may not have the rights?
Posted by: TexasDan

Terry Gilliam wanted NOTHING to do with it. Really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (v8sdr)

========

They invited him to the set for a week. He showed up.

He left after a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

401 327 Fast and Furious Operations

Posted by: Eric Holder at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (evaxF)

402 Kudos. You don't run across the word "mephitic" very often nowadays.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Yeah, that's a great word.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)

403
How horrendous is gay apple's fake Time Bandits tv series?

"Pheobe" from Friends is the "leader" of the Bandits. And I do man "Phoebe" from Friends.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v8sdr)

404
mean

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (v8sdr)

405 “ It is, which tells me their training sucks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 09, 2024 03:24 PM (xcxpd)”

You can’t always train that out. I’ve seen pretty well trained meat eaters get into their first contact and miss what should be easy shots.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024 03:26 PM (gNDS4)

406 Hold up here. Why does the Wise Latina drive at all? She lives in a “walkable” city does she not? She has ample public transportation options as well. Yet she chooses to drive and destroy mother erf?

For shame wise one, for shame.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (wCYy7)

407
Lisa Kudrow's acting range goes from: Phoebe to Phoebe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v8sdr)

408 >>White House says it wants to ‘turn the page’ on questions of Biden’s mental fitness


There I go...singing songs again...

Posted by: Bob Seger at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DQcg+)

409 Naturally, a thread about Sotomayor turns to thoughts of cream.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (wGerL)

410 407
Lisa Kudrow's acting range goes from: Phoebe to Phoebe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v8sdr)

Fact check: True

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (9mfKN)

411 OK then.
Everybody turn the page.

Posted by: CNN at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

412 I wonder who the genius was that decided inviting the loon Amber Rose to speak at the RNC was. That dumb son of a bitch needs to be sent to a salve galley.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (pohLc)

413 I'm ashamed. I shared Big Whoop's tweet about it's OK if Biden shits his pants because she shits her pants too. He responded, "Poopie Goldberg." Now, why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl)

414 I bet he's not only fictional but the show is part of the organized campaign to influence peoples beliefs about LEOs, FBI, etc.

https://tinyurl.com/y3nzxu7l
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:25 PM (K58To)

U.S. Marshal Service is NOT FBI, or local cops. They're generally the real deal, and at the time the show was poopular, someone asked a bunch of marshals what they thought of it. The general consensus is they loved the show, said some of it was overly dramatized for teevee, but some of it was strikingly realistic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

415 Was Sotomayor driving a Cadillac fleetwood lowrider? Just askin.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2024


***
Yes . . . but it wasn't a lowrider until she climbed into it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (J2vNu)

416 LOL. Subway is advertising for "Sandwich Artists" on the various job boards.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

417 411 OK then.
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN at July 09, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

Can’t, Ace hasn’t put up the next post yet.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (9mfKN)

418 lol

Yeah go ahead and turn that page. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:28 PM (fV+MH)

419 Kudrow was hot in Friends. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)

420 End of comment.
Turn the page.

*confused look*

What page this is a cell phone?!

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (RLLZj)

421 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (DQcg+)

422 Who says you have to cook pork chops whole? I can cut them into chunks if I want to.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)

423 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024


***
Maybe if he spelled it Martial?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)

424 419 Kudrow was hot in Friends. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)

That was in the 90's... I imagine we all looked different then..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)

425 I wouldn't put it past the Party to shoot that fat bitch for political gain.

But no way would they ever use a brotha for that. You can guarantee he'd be whiter than Brandon's old Irish taint, and have MAGA tattoo on his neck, next to the swastika.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (0FoWg)

426 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?
Posted by: garrett

Comes with the territory.

Posted by: Marshal Mathers at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (qZEuM)

427 411 OK then.
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN
-----------
Wait, there is an online booklet feature? Which AoS membership for that feature?

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 03:31 PM (2bFN5)

428
Wait, did Latrine say "The American people want to move on?"

Because that's what they like to say when they deflect -- "the American people want [fill in the blank here]."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)

429 412 I wonder who the genius was that decided inviting the loon Amber Rose to speak at the RNC was. That dumb son of a bitch needs to be sent to a salve galley.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03

I gave my opinion yesterday. This was a great move if we are truly trying to red pill. If she can be red pilled, then we are on to something. She is very connected, very well known and rather than denigrate, we should celebrate anyone who sees who the Dems are and calls them out from a platform like she has.

She is not everyone’s cup of tea, I get it. But she is out there noting the republicans are champions of women’s rights in the realist of ways versus the lip service of the dems.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)

430
Well, Phoebe can do backflips in apples gay fake Time Bandits. So, she's aging well.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)

431 U.S. Marshal Service is NOT FBI, or local cops. They're generally the real deal, and at the time the show was poopular, someone asked a bunch of marshals what they thought of it. The general consensus is they loved the show, said some of it was overly dramatized for teevee, but some of it was strikingly realistic.
Posted by: BurtTC

--

Yes, there are real people doing the job. The media manipulation so that people feel good about them is also real. Like when you see spies and they're little geeky Jeopardy looking guys and not Lifetime Holiday Special hotties.

It's important to remember that everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (XlZ2m)

432 "That was in the 90's... I imagine we all looked different then..

Posted by: It's me donna"

Bridgette Fonda could be standing next to you and you wouldn't know it.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (fV+MH)

433
OK then.
Everybody turn the page.
Posted by: CNN


That's what I did!

Posted by: Gerry Studds at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

434 Wait, did Latrine say "The American people want to move on?"


She's right.. We want to move on from the whole stinking lot of them

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (IyPmt)

435 As with Seinfeld, I don't believe I ever watched an entire episode of Friends.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)

436 Naming this week's silhouette target Kentril.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus Maneo at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (+jrYw)

437 >>> 138 NW DC. The shittiest corner of a shitty city.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)

NW is bougie.

Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)

438 That was in the 90's... I imagine we all looked different then..
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024


***
This weekend, on the Twilight Zone marathon, I caught the first episode from 1985 of the new show. Starred Bruce Willis, three years before Die Hard. I almost didn't recognize him: He had hair!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

439 421 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?
Posted by: garrett at July 09

Marshall Mathers?

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (p4NUW)

440 She is not everyone’s cup of tea, I get it. But she is out there noting the republicans are champions of women’s rights in the realist of ways versus the lip service of the dems.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)

Amber Rose? The gal from the Flava of Love show? Maybe I’m mis-remembering names here…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (9mfKN)

441
What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)

442 KJP just wants to get back to lying about other things.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

443 437 >>> 138 NW DC. The shittiest corner of a shitty city.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)

NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)

========

NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

444 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (DQcg+)

Basically the inverse of the boy named Sue thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

445 As with Seinfeld, I don't believe I ever watched an entire episode of Friends.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024


***
The first two seasons of Friends are very well done, cast, and written -- very funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

446 Who says you have to cook pork chops whole? I can cut them into chunks if I want to.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)

Yes! Free your mind. I cut them up and make pork-a-roni and teriyaki pork with them. Chicken breasts too.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)

447 428
Wait, did Latrine say "The American people want to move on?"

Because that's what they like to say when they deflect -- "the American people want [fill in the blank here]."

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (v8sdr)

---------

Insert meme: "Stop, STOP, he's already dead!"

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (RLLZj)

448 Been watching Winston Marshall. He is a pretty good speaker

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

449 What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)


Old Time Rock and Roll.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)

450 .That was in the 90's... I imagine we all looked different then..

Posted by: It's me donna
---


I was sex on a stick in the 90s

now not so much

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (/7KEl)

451 443 437 >>> 138 NW DC. The shittiest corner of a shitty city.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)

NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)

========

NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)

452 435 As with Seinfeld, I don't believe I ever watched an entire episode of Friends.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV

Three words about the early years of friends. Jennifer Aniston's nipples.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OiAR7)

453 KJP just wants to get back to lying about other things.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

If that broad had any brains, she'd have announced last week she was quitting to spend more time with her curling iron.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

454
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 09, 2024 03

Here.

https://tinyurl.com/3ppt5fxb

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (p4NUW)

455 421 How is it that Marshals are badass but a guy named Marshal is a fag?

no doubt due to a corollary to the well-known marshal law.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (oY6Yp)

456 451 NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)

=======

Yeah, I feel like I was staying in a pretty decent part of the city.

We thought about going to Ben's Chilli bowl. We went there once when we first got engaged (I proposed at the Thomas Jefferson Memorial), and we liked it, but walking the city now with two boys, it felt like generally a bad idea. Plus...it's far out and, you know...DC hasn't gotten better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

457 What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (v8sdr)

Old Time Rock and Roll.
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (OguvZ)

Wrong: Get Out of Denver

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

458 Doesn’t everyone have their own armed detail staffed by police?

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (Nt9p1)

459 >>What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?


Like a Rock

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (DQcg+)

460
Raylan Givens is fictional.



TV Raylan and Book Raylan are both awesome characters, but Tim Elephant is entirely too pretty to be Book Raylan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2024 03:36 PM (y9nCu)

461 I didn't know they got Amber Rose for the RNC, lol.

I don't want the GOP to succeed at anything, but many here do... Why would Republican voters be upset about that? She's hot, she has huge tits, young people actually know who she is and don't hate her, and she herself is under the age of 137.

She's a better get for the RNC than they're gonna find.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (0FoWg)

462 She is not everyone’s cup of tea, I get it. But she is out there noting the republicans are champions of women’s rights in the realist of ways versus the lip service of the dems.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:32 PM (p4NUW)

Bicycle Boy was red pilled by 9-11. Unfortunately it only lasted a year or so. You cannot trust leftards, as they will stab you in the back, just like the GOPe. I would require some kind of track record. And BTW, Hubby is crazier than a shithouse rat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (pohLc)

463 Just a thought: how soon before Saint Kentrell denies the whole thing and claims he was shot for being black? The odds of this go up exponentially if the marshal was a white guy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

464

KJP on Biden: "Do not speak ill off the dead."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (x0n13)

465 LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM

The assholes in the three other quadrants make life bad for DC residents. The assholes in the NW quadrant make life bad for the rest of the nation.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (BbSDq)

466 Here's the breakdown:

NW DC: money, business, leafy green neighborhoods with mansions

NE DC: more of the hoi polloi, can get shot, maybe

SE DC: do not enter unless part of a heavily armed detachment

SW DC: monuments and museums

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)

467
Oh shit, it really is titled "Turn the Page." I really thought it was "On the road" or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v8sdr)

468 Who is Amber Rose?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)

469 437 >>> 138 NW DC. The shittiest corner of a shitty city.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 02:49 PM (w9Wax)

NW is bougie.
Posted by: SE DC / Anacostia at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (VavZF)

========

NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
***

Heh.
Take the greenline out to Greenbelt or U of Maryland.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (W/lyH)

470
Marshall Tucker is not pleased.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (x0n13)

471 419 Kudrow was hot in Friends. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)

Oh no. Monica and Rachel were hot. Phoebe never was.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:39 PM (Nt9p1)

472 468 Who is Amber Rose?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)

Big boobs, bigger ass, brain, not so much.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (pohLc)

473 >>What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?


Feel Like a Number?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (DQcg+)

474 what Piper said @ 429!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (MKEsG)

475 The assholes in the three other quadrants make life bad for DC residents. The assholes in the NW quadrant make life bad for the rest of the nation.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (BbSDq)



Perfect summation!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (W/lyH)

476 Who is Amber Rose?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)

Hot black chick with a bangin' ass and tittays. I don't know if she's for much besides dating famous rappers, but whatevs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0FoWg)

477 I don't want the GOP to succeed at anything, but many here do... Why would Republican voters be upset about that? She's hot, she has huge tits, young people actually know who she is and don't hate her, and she herself is under the age of 137.

She's a better get for the RNC than they're gonna find.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:37 PM (0FoWg)

Wasn't Anita Bryant available???

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

478 I don't believe I ever watched an entire episode of Friends.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I was always disappointed.

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

479 462 d. And BTW, Hubby is crazier than a shithouse rat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09

She isn’t married. She’s gorgeous. She walked for Louis Vuitton more than once. She isn’t whoever the heck bicycle boy is….

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (p4NUW)

480 I know this will be willowed, but I think everyone's wrong about the dem in fighting. They know they have it in the bag, they're just meeting to figure out how to make it plausible or if they've consolidated enough power to not have to care making it plausible.

Posted by: InZona at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (FhOTg)

481 Even NW DC is sketchy now. I won't go to DC unless I absolutely have to... which is never.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (1FWWQ)

482 419 Kudrow was hot in Friends. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 03:29 PM (qZEuM)

Almost as if women aren’t as hot in their 60s as they were in their 30s.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (wCYy7)

483 NW DC: money, business, leafy green neighborhoods with mansions

NE DC: more of the hoi polloi, can get shot, maybe

SE DC: do not enter unless part of a heavily armed detachment (or you are Catch Thirty-Thr33 who rode the green line with little worry but lots of head swiveling)

SW DC: monuments and museums
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (Nt9p1)

484 This looks like a manly movie for men.

https://is.gd/BzYNhn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)

485 481 Even NW DC is sketchy now. I won't go to DC unless I absolutely have to... which is never.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (1FWWQ)

I’m not going back to DC for a long time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Nt9p1)

486 Hot black chick with a bangin' ass and tittays. I don't know if she's for much besides dating famous rappers, but whatevs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0FoWg)

She made a public statement a week or so ago, that most people here would agree with. Although I don't remember what it was.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

487 BREAKING: The House Appropriations Committee DID NOT adopt my amendment to defund the Left’s lawfare against President Trump. Why? Not enough Republicans showed up to vote. Utter disgrace.


yeah where were those mofos?!?1 it was cruz, Rubio, Paul ... a bunch of I thought not traitors?
______________

They're Senators, not Representatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

488
NW is where George Washington Law School is, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


LOL! NW is NOT the shittiest part of DC. Just the opposite actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)


Well, if you had GW moonlighting out of the law school on a horse made of crystal to patrol the land, your neighborhood would be damned awesome too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

489 Yes! Free your mind. I cut them up and make pork-a-roni and teriyaki pork with them. Chicken breasts too.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 09, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)
-----------
You make teriyaki pork out of chicken breasts?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (3Fz6p)

490 486 She made a public statement a week or so ago, that most people here would agree with. Although I don't remember what it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 09, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

========

"The sky is blue."

"This woman can see what it really is. Put her in the RNC."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

491 nood poll

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (fV+MH)

492 473 >>What's that song by Bob Seger that goes turn the page?


Feel Like a Number?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (DQcg+)

Turn the Page, I believe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

493 I see from an image search that this Amber chick has tats. Hard pass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)

494 Powerline studied the WH staff under Biden and discovered two interesting facts not reported anywhere else,

There has been a 77 % turnover in WH staff. What accounts for such a high rate? Under Trump, of course, the headlines would have screamed "White House Personnel in Chaos!!!"

Women are paid 80 % of what men make. Sexist mofos.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 03:42 PM (tSxCg)

495 She isn’t whoever the heck bicycle boy is….
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:40 PM (p4NUW)

Charles Johnson. Who banned many here, including my charming self.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

496 Here's another thought: Amber Rose won't be the person who is sleaziest, least intelligent, or most familiar with dicks at the GOP convention.

If she wants to speak at the convention, and she has something reasonably coherent and at least center-right to say, then what's the downside? She's probably more reliably conservative than half the people there.

She's also certainly more recognizable to younger voters than the ancient relics that will trundle up to speak.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

497 Nood...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (U+vfz)

498 Who is Amber Rose?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)


I still don't know what she's famous for, but I looked up some pictures and thought "Susan Powter rebooted for 2024".

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (OguvZ)

499 486
She made a public statement a week or so ago, that most people here would agree with. Although I don't remember what it was.
Posted by: BurtTC at July

On men in dresses in women’s sports? How that is the opposite of supporting women?

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:43 PM (p4NUW)

500 I still don't know what she's famous for, but I looked up some pictures and thought "Susan Powter rebooted for 2024".
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2024 03

Y’all need new glasses. She is gorgeous. Hate the tats, but underneath is a very pretty woman.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 03:44 PM (p4NUW)

501 I thinks she's kinda scary looking.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

502 Noodus catastrophia

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 03:46 PM (J2vNu)

503 A racist shooting by racist cops.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2024 03:46 PM (RIvkX)

504 "'The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. No law enforcement officers were injured."

Amateur.......

Posted by: Raylan Givans at July 09, 2024 04:29 PM (zL/eJ)

505 Youngkin is the logical choice for VP.
He will get you Va.
He will campaign in Philly and Allegheny suburbs and help you in Pa. And wisco and Michigan suburbs.
Happy warrior in his vest, will calm suburban Karens

I really like Vance great on TV, but I don’t want to put the Ohio senate seat in jeopardy.

Give Burgam sec intierior. He is a great guy but lacks juice

Youngkin has fought and won in enemy territory.
He can carry the MAGA flag forward

Posted by: Redenzo at July 09, 2024 04:45 PM (V/pbu)

506 And, as usual, the gov't guys with guns are almost as bad a shot as the crook. TWO fired on this guy and he ended up with "non-life threatening" injuries? I need to know if they (like usual with LE) emptied their mags. These folks need a lot better training.

Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (h6Y/S)

507 Sotomayor believes individuals do not have the right to defend themselves, but she gets government security. Hang the bitch.

Posted by: Jane at July 10, 2024 03:22 PM (bXvrr)

508 Incredible points. Solid arguments. Keep up the great work.

Posted by: Diabetes at July 13, 2024 03:12 AM (rfU2x)

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