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Wall Street Journal: WH Staffers Have "Aggressively Stage-Managed" Biden's Rare Public Appearances as Part of the Dementia Cover-Up

Via Ed Morrissey, who is one of those Elite Bloggers who has a WSJ subscription.

Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Senior White House advisers for more than a year have aggressively stage-managed President Biden's schedule, movements and personal interactions, as they sought to minimize signs of how age has taken a toll on the oldest president in U.S. history.

The White House has limited Biden's daily itinerary and shielded him from impromptu exchanges. Advisers have restricted news conferences and media appearances, twice declining Super Bowl halftime interviews--an easy way to reach millions of voters--and sought to make sure meetings with donors stuck to scripted pleasantries.

Senior aides dismissed travel suggestions over worries the president didn't have the stamina for them, including an idea for Biden to make weekly cross-country trips in 2022 to tout the benefits of his infrastructure law.

Morrissey cites the infamous Easter Bunny Incident as part of this "stage-managing."

More from Sister Toldjah at RedState, another Elite Blogger with swanky subscriptions to elite newspapers like the WSJ.

Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

At a fundraiser in New York around the time of the United Nations General Assembly last fall, Biden seemed at a loss trying to answer questions about the Middle East from people in a photo line, according to a person there. An aide whispered in Biden's ear, the person said, and the president then answered.

Even at meetings with donors, people are required to submit questions in advance so that Biden's team can write him a scripted answer.

At some fundraising events, the campaign allows few impromptu moments with the president, even with top donors. The campaign has long directed donors to submit their questions for the president in advance, including at an event this year in South Florida with only eight people attending, according to a donor. Biden spoke slowly and stumbled over some of his words, but he ultimately gave detailed responses, the donor said. The president seemed to have "lost a step," the donor said, but he didn't seem impaired.

Mm-hmm.

A report finds that Biden's rate of slurs, mumbles, misstatements, and utter gibberish has doubled over the last year.

Over the last year, an analysis of the corrections made to President Joe Biden's speeches and remarks shows a concerning trend: his rate of speaking errors has not only increased but nearly doubled.

In May 2024, White House staff had to correct Biden's speech errors a record 51 times. This rate was one of the worst noted during his presidency. Following these frequent slips, Biden notably reduced his public appearances, speaking half as much as usual until his widely discussed debate performance on June 27, which highlighted his struggles with coherence and accuracy on a global stage.

Starting from June 2023, where 33 errors were noted, the situation worsened by May 2024, with a significant jump to 7.2 errors per 10,000 words spoken. This spike occurred in a month where Biden spoke 70,000 words.

The errors cataloged are not minor slips but significant misstatements that distort factual information. For instance, Biden often confuses numbers by orders of magnitude--important numbers like the federal budget or tax cuts. His difficulty in distinguishing terms like the national debt from the deficit or confusing dates and names underscores a deeper issue of cognitive disarray.


But don't worry: John Kirby and Latrine John Pissoir say that Biden will hold a real, genuine, bona fide "Big Boy" press conference.

They actually both call this a "Big Boy" press conference -- further infantilizing the man who has entered his "second childhood."


It's remarkable.


Will this press conference be #rigged with pre-arranged, "previewed" questions like all the other ones have been?

Certainly Biden's stage-managers will attempt to rig the conference.

But will enough of the media go along with it? Will anyone call out the plants and pre-arranged "questions"?

And will Biden be wearing a "hearing aid"? One that picks up on radio signals, perhaps? He'll want that aide whispering in his ear for this.

I don't see how he can continue:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 Nothing says 'democracy' like "hE hAs A tEaM~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 05:32 PM (IG4Id)

2 "Must be nice?" N'wah please. I wouldn't take a free sub to the WSJ if I had to provide a real E-mail, and Ed Morrissey is Humpty Dumpty without the charisma.

The oligarchy failed to push out Biden! Either they are going to resort to explosives, or they're looking to flee the country.

Posted by: Agent of a dead Empire at July 09, 2024 05:32 PM (AKKkq)

3 Are the comments in the cornfield again?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 09, 2024 05:33 PM (kpS4V)

4 Ah, we're back.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 09, 2024 05:33 PM (kpS4V)

5 Goody! I love Bob's Big Boy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

6 Good to know the wsj is on top of stuff that we knew about here 4 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 05:34 PM (QNSds)

7 My next door neighbors have a WSJ subscription.

Those papers just sit in their driveway for a week or two before they pick them up.

Cause they're swanky.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 05:35 PM (fV+MH)

8 If they detect an incoming nuke, hopefully they act immediately, without waiting on Joe or his team. Isn't that how it works? A total nuclear response might involve Joe's Team, and Joe may be brought in. ... but a major response to the threat are surely immediate, preplanned?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2024 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

9 "There's no 'I' in Democracy"

Posted by: Flyguy at July 09, 2024 05:36 PM (HA1lM)

10 Wall Street Journal: Part of the Dementia Cover-Up
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Fixed that headline

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

11 Seriously I wonder who these people think they're fooling besides their idiot drooling sheep.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

12 KJP: Yeah no, we won't be waking President vegetable after 8.

I'm not sure if I'm scared or comforted by that answer.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2024 05:37 PM (G0vdT)

13 The new enemy is apparent. I at this time am putting forth the theory of a Soros funded Waters, Big Mike directed take over...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (o3Uyl)

14 Am I the only one who thinks that Joe Biden is getting himself in danger of getting whacked if he keeps this up? I mean seriously--it would be so easy for him to die of a heart attack at the end of July, and so many problems would be solved for the Dems.

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (/xmMU)

15
Nothing says, "I am a DEI stumblebum" like neing a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (xG4kz)

16 Afternoon.

So reading this I can't help but come to the conclusion that we need to organize a pledge drive to get Ace a Wall Street Journal subscription.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (aRHM6)

17 Everyone in the Media/Democrat complex are looking over their shoulders right now.

Do we go after him? Do we not go after him?

Choose wisely.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (fV+MH)

18 Everything in the Mudpants Administration is a farce, a lie, and complete bullshit. All of it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 05:39 PM (qZEuM)

19 5 Goody! I love Bob's Big Boy!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

-Zactly ha ha ha

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 05:39 PM (o3Uyl)

20 The way that he Left has latched onto the "I'd vote for comatose Joe over fascist lying Trump" I am surprised they just don't lean into his decrepitude.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 05:39 PM (xhfG9)

21 Oh please let this be a bloodbath.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 05:39 PM (fV+MH)

22 Seriously I wonder who these people think they're fooling besides their idiot drooling sheep.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:37 PM (lX8VI)

There are a LOT of sheep. Gordon Brown wants to put Putin on trial for blowing up a children's hospital, instead of saying that Zelensky was trying to boost his grifting with attacks on his own people. And so many idiots believe it!

If London was nuked, it might smarten people up. Or not. You can't teach retards.

Posted by: Agent of a dead Empire at July 09, 2024 05:39 PM (AKKkq)

23 The peons have to use archive.today.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (xPl2J)

24 I wonder how they plan to handle his acceptance speech?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (5p7BC)

25 It's been the Weekend at Bernie's presidency from the start...we all knew it. Now, LIV are figuring it out.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (exHjb)

26 the thing is that, uh, the nukes, they're like... putin.. trumpalogtsm, the thing... chocolate chips.. depends who is working... camels lights, used to smoke three packs a day andmy fathr, you know... the coal miner

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 05:41 PM (CWTWj)

27 "Nothing says 'democracy' like "hE hAs A tEaM~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop"


Nothing says "smart power" like he gonna have a big boy press conference yesh he ish.

Who's a goood boooooy?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 05:41 PM (fV+MH)

28
Them: If ONLY someone could have told us about the dementia.......

Us: Uh, we told you.

Them: We just wish someone could have mentioned it!!

Us: We mentioned it. Every day, and you called us liars and stupid and bigots and a threat to Democracy and then said dumb crap like was "at the top of his game" and photographed him in Aviators. And we showed you all the clips of him wandering around like a Roomba? Remember?

Them (shaking head): We just had no way of knowing!!!

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI)

29 >>>Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Just turned off my adblocker.

[Snide italics] You're welcome. [Close snide italics]

No really, I did just turn it off because I'd forgotten to do so after switching to uBlock Origin.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 09, 2024 05:41 PM (rEmVK)

30 With Big Boy Pull Up diapers?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (4V85Q)

31 15
Nothing says, "I am a DEI stumblebum" like neing a member of the Congressional Black Caucus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 05:38 PM (xG4kz)

Wha chu talkin bout Willis?
- Stumblebum International Brotherhood of Stumblebums Tiger Rose Chapter.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (o3Uyl)

32 Apparently the head idiot on The View went with "What's the big deal? Sometimes I crap my pants too, give Biden a break" and that's the timeline we're on right now.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (ggOdn)

33 And will Biden be wearing a "hearing aid"? One that picks up on radio signals, perhaps? He'll want that aide whispering in his ear for this.
--------

Ace,

Biden is so clumsy and mentally gone, he couldn't actually handle a hearing aid.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

34 Senile or not Biden's policies have destroyed this Country... Any Dem replacement will have the same or worse policies..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

35 If only half of the country would have told them five years ago. Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (BhkgG)

36 Media are acting like they were never in the room with him. Never edited the tapes. Never erased thd tapes. They are such pathetic fallow scum.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:42 PM (lX8VI)

37 I know it's all tongue in cheek, but I got a WSJ digital subscription for $4 a month. Just sayin, well worth it, even if I detest their Establishmentarian leanings.

Posted by: Blago at July 09, 2024 05:43 PM (wMRY8)

38
“One House Democrat who was in both meetings said: ‘Most of our caucus is still with him … meaning he’ll stay in. Which sucks for our country.’…Another described the mood as ‘pretty much unanimous’ that Biden has ‘got to step down,’ adding, ‘There were actual tears from people, and not for Biden.’”

Gimps.

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 05:43 PM (j4U/Z)

39 I will admit yesterday, I did ask my spouse if the "big boy" comments were deep fakes...b/c they seemed incredible to me.

But, it's possible both press secretaries gave up after seeing Biden refuse to leave the race. KJP's response to Doocy seemed like an "I give up"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (exHjb)

40 Kamala shouldn't be able to go anywhere without journalists hounding her about the 25th Amendment.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (rEmVK)

41 The media assholes should fear for their pathetic lives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (qZEuM)

42 This is dangerous, there are plenty of enemies who could wipe Dr Demento right off the headlines. Some genuine no-shit leaderless anarchy and chaos would be something to see in Washington. I expect this sooner rather than later, probably.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (y8wop)

43 Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Wow, Ace, could you drop the hints that you want us to give you a WSJ subscription any harder?

Posted by: pookysgirl might be blonde but not that blonde at July 09, 2024 05:45 PM (wDRTj)

44 During a world crisis, people won't ask, where are our carriers. They ask, where is Obama?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 09, 2024 05:45 PM (J8LnB)

45 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."

There's no POTUS in team, No Joe or Biden, either.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (5fDan)

46 Props to the WH staff for stage managing Biden shitting his diapers publically. Did they ever show that on 'The West Wing.'

Joe's hollering probably makes it all worthwhile though.

Posted by: Stateless at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (jvJvP)

47 40 Kamala shouldn't be able to go anywhere without journalists hounding her about the 25th Amendment.
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (rEmVK)

Kamala AND every cabinet member!

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (exHjb)

48 "He has a team."

Who elected this "team"? Who can fire this "team"? Can we have the names of the team's members?

As for the "Big Boy" reference, I'd say that's what Jill called it, and so it is parroted by the mouthpieces.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

49 " Who's a big boy Joey? You ready for your big boy press conference? When it's all done you'll get an icecream!"- Jill

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (HJ9BW)

50 Biden now addressing NATO.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

51 24 I wonder how they plan to handle his acceptance speech?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (5p7BC)
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I've been wondering as well. He's gonna suck the energy(if there is any) right out of the auditorium.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (G0vdT)

52 I like how they're covering a pile of bullshit with more bullshit

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (KyKsI)

53 Ace, surely you could write off a WSJ subscription on your taxes.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (aWMPM)

54 You must be >> this << tall to ride, Mr. President. Sorry.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (bNf8H)

55 I’d rather buy a salad at McDonald’s than a subscription to the Wall Street Urinal

Posted by: The Grounded Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (DBZuM)

56 >> This week, President Biden will hold a press conference, a Big Boy press conference.
——
Our little president is all grown up now.

Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (rjJqk)

57 Can you imagine if Trump had given such a performance at a presser?

Actually, his wife wouldn't have allowed it to go that far. She loves him. As does his family.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (hC7dH)

58 48 "He has a team."

Who elected this "team"? Who can fire this "team"? Can we have the names of the team's members?

As for the "Big Boy" reference, I'd say that's what Jill called it, and so it is parroted by the mouthpieces.
Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

Yes, but they knew what it would sound like. And they didn't care. I have a feeling Jill told them to go sell this "Big Boy" news conference and they decided to do that, just that way, to give her the finger...they go back and say "we did exactly what you said...maybe you should let us do our jobs next time"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (exHjb)

59 " During a world crisis, people won't ask, where are our carriers. They ask, where is Obama? "



suckin d

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (fV+MH)

60 The dam of silence around Scranton Schmo has been breeched and there is no way this is getting fixed. I am still waiting for the dam to burst, it is then we will know the full extent of his incapacitation. My sense is we haven't heard anything yet.

All the fussing going on right is just that. Everyone knows Aneurism Andy isn't capable of being president right now let alone another four years. But the Democrats are so all in on saving democracy they are willing to play charades with this imbecile.

Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (RUmyk)

61
Wasn't it Day One of the biden term when he repeated 'Salute that guy' after his earpiece told him to 'Salute that guy'?

Yeah, sudden onset my ass. I knew my Dad had a problem 20 years before diagnosis.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

62 This is dangerous, there are plenty of enemies who could wipe Dr Demento right off the headlines. Some genuine no-shit leaderless anarchy and chaos would be something to see in Washington. I expect this sooner rather than later, probably.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM


This is exactly why joe biden has not stepped down. The second he does complete and total chaos engulfs the white house and the entire democrat party. We would see back stabbing of biblical proportions in the race to replace joe and kick kamala to the curb.


Pretty sure china would move on Taiwan and Israel's enemies would intensify their attacks. Heck Iran might even pop one of their nukes.


Popcorn futures are going to explode in the next few days.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (QNSds)

63 Ace, surely you could write off a WSJ subscription on your taxes.
Posted by: bluebell

Kramer is usually here for this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 05:49 PM (qZEuM)

64 51 24 I wonder how they plan to handle his acceptance speech?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (5p7BC)

It will be 3 minutes long...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:49 PM (exHjb)

65 Calls after 8pm are directed to Zelensky.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 09, 2024 05:50 PM (pFxqp)

66 And will Biden be wearing a "hearing aid"? One that picks up on radio signals, perhaps? He'll want that aide whispering in his ear for this.
________

There is no way he could process what was said and repeat it back. He's not capable, and it would probably make it worse.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2024 05:50 PM (Dm8we)

67 Joe will get to wear his big boy pants, with backup of course.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

68 This is exactly why joe biden has not stepped down. The second he does complete and total chaos engulfs the white house and the entire democrat party. We would see back stabbing of biblical proportions in the race to replace joe and kick kamala to the curb.


Pretty sure china would move on Taiwan and Israel's enemies would intensify their attacks. Heck Iran might even pop one of their nukes.


Popcorn futures are going to explode in the next few days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 05:48 PM (QNSds)

Pretty sure most of this is happening in October anyway...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (exHjb)

69 ...This is dangerous, there are plenty of enemies who could wipe Dr Demento right off the headlines. Some genuine no-shit leaderless anarchy and chaos would be something to see in Washington. I expect this sooner rather than later, probably. Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM (y8wop)


Newsletter?

*pops popcorn, settles in to watch the show*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (kQgoX)

70 Just The News: Lead, arsenic, and 14 other toxic metals found in tampons, study finds

https://tinyurl.com/3r7tducm

Women'll put just about anything up their cooters, won't they?

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (aRHM6)

71 Pete Bootyjuice likes the Big Boys too

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i4C/U)

72 I will continue to note that their OTHER lie... about Biden's good and morally decent character... is still being protected like a baby in a swaddle. Waiting for them to admit it's all been bullshit and that's when you'll know he is gone.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (lX8VI)

73 It's incredible that were are to the point of joking about a senile president who craps in his pants.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

74 Did Joe Joe go boom boom in his big boy pants?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (cdCuM)

75 5 Goody! I love Bob's Big Boy!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 05:34 PM (xPl2J)
______
The difference is that when Trump goes to a burger place, he buys for everybody. Biden will expect his usual 10%.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 05:52 PM (1bNHn)

76 3 Are the comments in the cornfield again?
Posted by: All Hail Eris



No.

(burp)

Posted by: He Who Walks Behind The Rows at July 09, 2024 05:52 PM (sAmhv)

77 There is no way he could process what was said and repeat it back. He's not capable, and it would probably make it worse.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yep. I hope he uses it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 05:52 PM (qZEuM)

78 Does Disney have animatronic Biden at the Hall Of Presidents yet? They could just send that to the convention.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2024 05:52 PM (xPl2J)

79 The possibility that the “team” of doctors around him screw up, totally, the drug cocktail they feed him for special occasions???

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

80 "He has a team."

That guy in the Easter Bunny costume will take the call. "Ehhh, what's up, Doc?"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (qUkBO)

81 One thing I've noticed over the course of this year. Many of the squishy Republicans, like Ed Morrissey, seem to be coming over more solidly.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (1bNHn)

82 The slurring has begun in his address to NATO

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (5fDan)

83 No way.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (ytSiK)

84 We have not Positioned Ace for Success because we have not gotten him a subscription to the New York Times. I blame racism and heteronormativity. We must Do Better.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (1KCcl)

85 There is no dementia in team.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (L/fGl)

86 Yes... politician's staffers are responsible for nearly all political "stuff." The elected morons (the bad kind) are too stupid to do their own jobs.
---------
Got to duck and cover... tornado warning and the shit's getting real.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)

87 this just in: trump sneezed while discussing monetary policy. he needs to withdraw from the race.

might have been alan alda on the comedy channel, they kind of sound alike

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (CWTWj)

88 Does Disney have animatronic Biden at the Hall Of Presidents yet? They could just send that to the convention.

************

They do but they would have remove the makeup and replace the dress with a suit

Posted by: The Grounded Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 09, 2024 05:53 PM (DBZuM)

89 So is it an Overton's window thing where we're at now?

The scary part about all this isn't that the POTUS is a vegetable, but that almost half of the U.S. would vote for a rotting corpse as long at their team wins?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (NMT5x)

90 When I heard the phrase "Big Boy" press conference, my immediate thought was that was actually insulting to Joe Biden. I see that I'm not the only one that's thinking that.

I wonder if the apparatchiks did that on purpose, or if they actually think that is reassuring the public.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (pJWtt)

91 DOOCY: Biden says he's best before 8p, but say the Pentagon picks up an incoming nuke at 11pm — who do you call? Nurse Jill?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."



She's right. A Trauma Team is a team.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (fQmeC)

92

Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

93 HE HAS A TEAM!

Posted by: President Dr. Jill Biden at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (4sUNT)

94 Biden addressing NATO on C-Span:
https://is.gd/ddZKst

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (O7YUW)

95 Um Stage Managed?
To say Turd Tard Social Reject Commie Hiney Wiping Wanna Be Commie Ghetto Payin Election Stealing Taxpayer Money Financed Never Worked Criminal Enabling Mentally Deranged Instutionalized Bot Turds Inc Staged anything beside a production of the San Fran Pride Event Piss Pool Party is an could be considered a stretch ie: Inflated scrotums in full view of children at the SF Queers Bound for Hell Parade.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (o3Uyl)

96 I think the attempt to push the pedo out of running will be exposing all his family's corruption. And if that doesn't work, they'll bring the pedos corruption to light.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 09, 2024 05:55 PM (ivVQZ)

97 All this is making me really wonder what they have planned.

It's not good.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (lX8VI)

98 Look mommy, wow - I'm a big boy now !

Posted by: Paul Drake at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (N1a8p)

99 The scary part about all this isn't that the POTUS is a vegetable, but that almost half of the U.S. would vote for a rotting corpse as long at their team wins?
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (NMT5x)
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Someone actually told my husband he would rather vote for a corpse than vote for Trump. My husband told him it looks like he'll get his chance.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (aWMPM)

100 ann althouse subscribes to the ny times and the wash post. reading her site saves many of us from from paying for that garbage

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (CWTWj)

101 Jeffery Katzenberg blew off a meeting from concerned donors.
"Nobody's picking up the fucking phone" was one donors lament.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (5MvGY)

102
Pretty sure most of this is happening in October anyway...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (exHjb)

Yup. The front door has been left open and we're living in the bad part of town.

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (j4U/Z)

103 After seeing a Harris interview Trumps comment that it would be cameltoe Harris replacing Biden might have been a little generous

Posted by: The Grounded Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (DBZuM)

104 I'm very honored to be hear today at the Cato Institute....

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (xPl2J)

105 This is stupid.
The president relies on his team; but, the 'team' does not cover for the president.
Correcting the gaffs of a president, what a bunch of ultra maroons ( I will not dignify them by naming them morons).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (UWdXW)

106 "I don't see how he can continue:"

We've been making this prediction for going on six years now. Can you really not see how he can continue? Because I can definitely see how he can continue. Once you realize that the ONLY person who can remove Joe is Joe, and the Biden family have NO intention of giving up the grift, you realize that he WILL be on that ticket in November.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (w6p9p)

107 re 99: it's like what romney said about that 47 percent back in 2012. they'll vote for anyone who doesn't cut their good bag

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (CWTWj)

108 I'm with Bannon.

-Stoopid Has Left the Building!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (o3Uyl)

109 I think the attempt to push the pedo out of running will be exposing all his family's corruption. And if that doesn't work, they'll bring the pedos corruption to light.
Posted by: Beartooth

That would be good. And then Team Mudpants lobs a grenade in Deep State foxhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (qZEuM)

110 He's like our very own Leonid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (0FoWg)

111 I would vote for a dead guy over any Democrat. The difference is I am honest about it.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (lX8VI)

112 I think the attempt to push the pedo out of running will be exposing all his family's corruption. And if that doesn't work, they'll bring the pedos corruption to light.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 09, 2024 05:55 PM (ivVQZ)

MSM then - There is no evidence !

MSM now - uhhh, this shit looks shady, throw him under the bus !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

113 97 All this is making me really wonder what they have planned.

It's not good.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (lX8VI)

My thought is that they are deciding whether or not to go all YOLO… or back off and let Trump get the win…. because, honestly, they will have to go YOLO to pull out a win this cycle…

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)

114 Ann Althouse. Everytime I see that name, I think of a house with PBS blather in the background and houseplants out of control.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (rj6Yv)

115
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."

That's the team Lawrence O'Donnell wants to accompany Joe in his next debate to answer all the questions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

116 Toast. Is what Biden is having for dinner.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (s9TOl)

117 Why everyone picking on poor old Joe?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (gZ3KO)

118 I WANT him on the ticket in November.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (HJ9BW)

119 Here's something that provides hours of amusement for me:

Imagine you're a DEM in a swingy district, and you know there's going to be a SECOND debate... only this time... closer to election day.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2024 05:58 PM (NLIak)

120 Biden addressing NATO on C-Span:
https://is.gd/ddZKst
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 09, 2024 05:54 PM (O7YUW)
==============
Biden addressing screeching at NATO

maybe more accurate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 05:59 PM (4sUNT)

121 Mike Flynn for VP. Wield the flamethrower!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 09, 2024 05:59 PM (iNp3L)

122 The husk is live at the White House, delivering remarks on the 75th anniversary of NATO.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 09, 2024 05:59 PM (NFX2v)

123 102
Pretty sure most of this is happening in October anyway...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (exHjb)

Yup. The front door has been left open and we're living in the bad part of town.
Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 05:56 PM (j4U/Z)

As I told the spouse, if China takes Taiwan in October...we're not doing anything b/c Biden isn't competent and his team wouldn't know what to do.

And no way is Trump coming in and trying to take it back from a Chinese army after it's dug in in January 2025.

So, it seems like a done deal to me. I'd be shocked if it doesn't happen.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:59 PM (exHjb)

124 OT: sorry if repost - Trailer for "Gladiator 2" came out today.

looks like a steaming pile of crap

Someone needs to tell Ridley Scott to retire already

http://tiny.cc/g5o2zz

Posted by: brak at July 09, 2024 05:59 PM (AR07F)

125 I have a work in progress theory that joe biden was set up by his staff at the request of senior party leaders (obama).


He had the perfect excuse to refuse to debate the "convicted felon" Trump but he double dog dared him to a debate on his own terms and they knew there was no way the ego maniac Trump would refuse to debate him no matter how unfavorable the debate rules were.


All during his debate prep his handlers kept praising him saying he was going to destroy Trump on stage and would go on to win in a landslide in November.


To me it's the only thing that makes sense on why they would let joe biden go out on stage knowing full well that he was a walking disaster that would bomb 30 seconds into his first question.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (QNSds)

126 re 99: it's like what romney said about that 47 percent back in 2012. they'll vote for anyone who doesn't cut their good bag
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (CWTWj)
------------

Yes, but the difference is this guy is successful and wealthy, has a great family life and is conservative in every other way. He just comes from a Democrat-voting family (from way back when there were decent Dems, long ago) and just can't quit. It's really sad.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (aWMPM)

127 Who's a goood boooooy?
Posted by: eleven


Joe is! Joe is the goodest boy. AREN'T YOU JOE. Go get this ball. Go git it!

Posted by: Jill! at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (gKWVE)

128 "He has a team"

OUT: Biden being operated as a puppet by a shadow cabinet is nothing but a wild conspiracy theory.

IN: You can trust the shadow cabinet to handle this.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (xk3M4)

129 Nobody saw covid coming. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (lX8VI)

130
DOOCY: Biden says he's best before 8p, but say the Pentagon picks up an incoming nuke at 11pm — who do you call? Nurse Jill?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."


That team is gonna head for the underground shelter provisioned to supply them with the rutabaga of life for a couple of years while Joe and Jill end up under 20 feet of radioactive rubble.

That's just how it works when you suck ass as a president.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (RKVpM)

131 re 114: i think she's been waking up about a lot of crap. i think she admitted not voting for trump or biden in 2020

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (CWTWj)

132 He has a team.


----

So we all just cool with our government explicitly handing power from the person who was elected by the country over to a group outside the official chain of command and public accountability therein or nah?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2024 06:01 PM (B9Prs)

133 Biden is giving out medals in celebration of the NATO victory over Putin.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 06:02 PM (4sUNT)

134 111 I would vote for a dead guy over any Democrat. The difference is I am honest about it.
Posted by: ... at


Nah. I'll write in Felix the Cat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 06:02 PM (R1Ziy)

135 As I told the spouse, if China takes Taiwan in October...we're not doing anything b/c Biden isn't competent and his team wouldn't know what to do.

And no way is Trump coming in and trying to take it back from a Chinese army after it's dug in in January 2025.

So, it seems like a done deal to me. I'd be shocked if it doesn't happen.
Posted by: Nova Local
__________

If Biden is still the nominee in October, hopefully China would think his "team" would welcome a war in order to boost his chances.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2024 06:02 PM (Dm8we)

136 He's got a team alright. A team of lying, cheating, thieving puppeteers.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 09, 2024 06:03 PM (j03Q6)

137 re 114: i think she's been waking up about a lot of crap. i think she admitted not voting for trump or biden in 2020
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (CWTWj)

At this point, I don't give a rip about what Professor Althouse has to say.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 06:03 PM (rj6Yv)

138 I would like to see Biden give a press conference about 2 hours from now. Not sure if he could handle a second round of "medicine" though.

Posted by: Altaria Poilgram at July 09, 2024 06:03 PM (RUmyk)

139 Nobody saw covid coming. I'm just saying.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (lX8VI)
=====================
Fauci and Peter Daszak did. They put a lot of work to bring it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 06:03 PM (4sUNT)

140 I think Obama is too stupid to run anything. His team is the overseer of Team Mudpants.

I want to know who the lever pullers are.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM (qZEuM)

141 Sky News Australia is already mocking Brandon's "Big Boy" press conference scheduled for Thursday: "Sky News host Danica De Giorgio has mocked White House National Security Communications Advisor John Kirby’s comments about Joe Biden holding a ‘big boy’ press conference and asked if they will take him to 'potty training' next."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM (Jh5b+)

142 if red china takes taiwan weeks before the election, you know some ex-conservative who loudly supports biden will write the 'conservative case for not stopping china from taking taiwan'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM (CWTWj)

143 Joe's sycophants will soon be typing that he gave a masterclass on how to make an address to our allies! A masterful performance!

Joe did not flub. He slurred a few words but the drugs and the TelePrompter of the United States did the job today.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM (5fDan)

144 136 He's got a team alright. A team of lying, cheating, thieving puppeteers.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question


In fairness, some of us are very high.

Posted by: Hunter at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM (gKWVE)

145 Fauci and Peter Daszak did. They put a lot of work to bring it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 06:03 PM (4sUNT)

Yeah I was gonna add some exceptions but it got too long. And too long just isn't my style. Unfortunately.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 06:05 PM (lX8VI)

146 Here comes the Bird Flu.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 06:06 PM (qZEuM)

147 Wow -in the car - Joe Biden w/ echo and ultra reverb. Scary

Posted by: Braenard at July 09, 2024 06:06 PM (MyyMo)

148 To me it's the only thing that makes sense on why they would let joe biden go out on stage knowing full well that he was a walking disaster that would bomb 30 seconds into his first question.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 06:00 PM (QNSds)

I'm starting to lean away from "the 'team' behind all this are masterminds" and towards "idiots who rely on wishful thinking are running the show."

Posted by: pookysgirl tends to rely on logic at July 09, 2024 06:06 PM (wDRTj)

149 I think the "big boy" gaffe was in reference to the WH reporters being real reporters instead of the scripted crap to provincial lifestyle reporters he has been doing.

But KJP is an idiot and did not realize that people would take it as a reference to her boss.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (/TfrQ)

150 He's like our very own Leonid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2024 05:57 PM (0FoWg)


Scene:

Joe dressed like a Spartan hoplite:

I AM POTUS!

*Joe tries to kick somebody, and falls down*

fin

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (pJWtt)

151 So who is going to jail for all this treachery?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (QSrLX)

152 >>He has a team.


NO YELLOW!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (DQcg+)

153 Is he gonna do his Big Boy presser without his dipey?

That's a big step for a Big Boy.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (sJHOI)

154 You know this will all be spun by the media to police and document every single misplaced word as a sign of Trump47’s “obvious dementia.”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 09, 2024 06:07 PM (aVudl)

155 Yes....yes....we KNOW that the old man is aggressively stage managed. We, also, know that some of that management is pharmaceutical in nature so as to present the most coherent persona.

Which brings up the question of just HOW FUCKING BAD is he in private or behind closed doors while allegedly doing his job, when none of this "prep work" is in use?

He's likely a mirror of Diane Feinstein's last couple of months...sitting in a wheelchair drooling.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (dIske)

156
Here comes the Bird Flu.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 06:06 PM


SOME GUY IN MEXICO DIED TWO MONTHS AGO FROM BIRD FLU. THIS IS NO JOKING MATTER!!!

Posted by: Karen CheChe at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (RKVpM)

157 Biden up again over Harris as nominee, on Predictit dot org. 66¢ to 23¢.

Posted by: electronic means at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (rjJqk)

158 72 I will continue to note that their OTHER lie... about Biden's good and morally decent character... is still being protected like a baby in a swaddle. Waiting for them to admit it's all been bullshit and that's when you'll know he is gone.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 05:51 PM (lX8VI)


Any minimally observant person could tell in 2020 that Biden had a disabling cognitive disorder. Also, any minimally observant person who has seen Biden over the years can tell he's not smart, good, or morally decent. He did bad touch with little girls in front of their families and on camera, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (Sf2cq)

159 Well... that was a relief. Torrential rain, but no tornado. But another storm is forming behind this one.

I really think I want to live in a bunker...

A nice one. With staff. And booze. And maybe hookers if I can convince my wife. Which will never happen.

So... here I sit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (Q4IgG)

160 if red china takes taiwan weeks before the election, you know some ex-conservative who loudly supports biden will write the 'conservative case for not stopping china from taking taiwan'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 06:04 PM


If china invades Taiwan they own 60% of the entire world's computer chip production facilities and 90% of advanced chip production. Our military and our entire economy are completely dependent on Taiwan for nearly all of our computer chip requirements. We would be well and truly fvcked at that point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (QNSds)

161 Wasn't it Day One of the biden term when he repeated 'Salute that guy' after his earpiece told him to 'Salute that guy'?

Yeah, sudden onset my ass. I knew my Dad had a problem 20 years before diagnosis.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Yes. After the inauguration, he and Jill were walking in to the WH, a saluting Marine was standing at the door, and Biden was told through his earpiece to "Salute the Marine" so as he and Jill crossed to walk inside, new President Bumbles said out loud "Salute the Marine".

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (oiNtH)

162 I'm starting to lean away from "the 'team' behind all this are masterminds" and towards "idiots who rely on wishful thinking are running the show."
Posted by: pookysgirl tends to rely on logic at July 09, 2024 06:06 PM (wDRTj)

Taking selfies on AF1 and complimenting tranny admirals on their fashion sense.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

163 Walk through the flames, Joe. Come to me!

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (qZEuM)

164 >>125 I have a work in progress theory that joe biden was set up by his staff at the request of senior party leaders (obama).


-----------

This is possible, but I have seen too many diffuse responsibility projects where everyone knew it was going to fail, but everyone just let it happen because they had more personal risk in speaking out.


People in groups with no one with real responsibility always do stupid things.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (/TfrQ)

165 Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Wow, Ace, could you drop the hints that you want us to give you a WSJ subscription any harder?
Posted by: pookysgirl
___

With all the money he's saved on his DIY shelf building, you'd think he could easily swing it.

Posted by: Blago at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (wMRY8)

166 This "Team" bullshit is only an echo of Trumps 2025. Fucking Dems trying emulate DJT now. ha ha ha
Capitalism breeds free thinkers bitches. Years ago right after the fall of the Soviet Union a group of Russian artists got an apartment in Greenwich Village NYC .
During an interview the question was posed:
How do you like your new found freedom to create and propagate your craft?

The Ruskie artist answered. ' I have been struggling to get over fear because we have never had this concept of freedom and it opens up a whole new dimension" !

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 06:10 PM (o3Uyl)

167 Biden's a big kid now...

https://youtu.be/9cmTYiIIDyQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 06:10 PM (ynpvh)

168 I've heard it pronounced, "Cringe On Pierre."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 06:10 PM (QSrLX)

169 70
Bullshit article. As our instrumentation evolves we get to detect lower and lower concentrations of anything. So we find everything is in everything, not a surprise.

Anyway not meaningful concentrations.


We found measurable concentrations of all 16 metals assessed. We detected concentrations of several
toxic metals, including elevated mean concentrations of lead (geometric mean [GM] = 120 ng/g), cadmium (GM
= 6.74 ng/g), and arsenic (GM = 2.56 ng/g). Metal concentrations differed by region of tampon purchase (US
versus European Union/United Kingdom), by organic versus non-organic material, and for store- versus name-
brand tampons. Most metals differed by organic status; lead concentrations were higher in non-organic tam-
pons while arsenic was higher in organic tampons.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, mi fanno ridere questi cretini at July 09, 2024 06:11 PM (qfLjt)

170 165 Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Wow, Ace, could you drop the hints that you want us to give you a WSJ subscription any harder?
Posted by: pookysgirl
___

With all the money he's saved on his DIY shelf building, you'd think he could easily swing it.

Posted by: Blago at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (wMRY

Ah, well, ya know...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

171

Pres. Biden Awards Sec. General Stoltenberg With The Presidential Medal Of Freedom

List of Presidential Medal of Freedom recipients

https://tinyurl.com/55a2eyv7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 06:11 PM (63Dwl)

172 DOOCY: Biden says he's best before 8p, but say the Pentagon picks up an incoming nuke at 11pm — who do you call? Nurse Jill?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."

------------------------

There you go. Who needs a president? Didn't the Soviets have something similar for their vegetable General Secretaries?

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (unUNN)

173 >>Most metals differed by organic status; lead concentrations were higher in non-organic tam-
pons while arsenic was higher in organic tampons.


Chew on that.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (DQcg+)

174 I missed the Le Pen thread.

What are the odds that they start a lawfare program against her so that she never gets another shot?
I see lots of lawsuits and indictments in her future.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (/TfrQ)

175 172 DOOCY: Biden says he's best before 8p, but say the Pentagon picks up an incoming nuke at 11pm — who do you call? Nurse Jill?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."

------------------------

There you go. Who needs a president? Didn't the Soviets have something similar for their vegetable General Secretaries?

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (unUNN)

Well, it could be a medical team.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

176 Biden/Unnamed Team of Halfwits 2024!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

177 " During a world crisis, people won't ask, where are our carriers. They ask, where is Obama? "
______________

The world wonders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

178 173 >>Most metals differed by organic status; lead concentrations were higher in non-organic tam-
pons while arsenic was higher in organic tampons.


Chew on that.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (DQcg+)

I don't think you chew on those.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

179 >>I missed the Le Pen thread.

>>What are the odds that they start a lawfare program against her so that she never gets another shot?

100%. They've already started.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 06:13 PM (LkLld)

180 Ace-WSJ subscription not worth the BIG bucks and aggravation from the mostly left news coverage. Yes, editorial content can be worthwhile, but still, not worth those big bucks. After I cancelled my subscription, I found out I can get the electronic WSJ through my local library. It’s FREE (okay, I pay property tax). Check and see if your county library offers electronic access to WSJ, and the other pubs. Will make you feel good to get it somewhat FREE. Then you too can be the envy of all!

Posted by: Lisan at July 09, 2024 06:13 PM (v3Quv)

181 > OOCY: Biden says he's best before 8p, but say the Pentagon picks up an incoming nuke at 11pm — who do you call? Nurse Jill?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He has a team."
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The "team" is AI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

182 https://tinyurl.com/5czu8bhc

Interesting article in City Journal that Dems are planning to wait until after the Convention to swap him out so they wont have an ugly floor fight.

I just dont know how various state ballot laws jive with this. My understanding is they no longer allow "part bosses" to pick nominees, but this is making the case they can do that.

https://tinyurl.com/5czu8bhc

Posted by: Blago at July 09, 2024 06:14 PM (wMRY8)

183 "He has a team"

A teen? No, I like 'em younger.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

184 I have a work in progress theory that joe biden was set up by his staff at the request of senior party leaders (obama).


-----------

This is possible, but I have seen too many diffuse responsibility projects where everyone knew it was going to fail, but everyone just let it happen because they had more personal risk in speaking out.


People in groups with no one with real responsibility always do stupid things.
Posted by: PFC Obvious
___________

But that doesn't account for Jill and Hunter. It has to be assumed that they were part of the debate prep, and that they thought he did well enough in the prep that he could pull it off in the debate.

If Jill and Hunter had known this was going to happen, they certainly would have canceled the debate, using the convicted felon excuse.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (Dm8we)

185 Maybe KJP gave him a go and slipped a joke on him.

Posted by: Braenard at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (MyyMo)

186 He did bad touch with little girls in front of their families and on camera, for crying out loud.
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (Sf2cq)

Yep. Maybe one day the media will discover it!

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (lX8VI)

187 Joe made number 2 in the potty! Ice cream all 'round!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (3Fz6p)

188 What are the odds that they start a lawfare program against her so that she never gets another shot?
I see lots of lawsuits and indictments in her future.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 09, 2024 06:12 PM (/TfrQ)

I suspect that the French have a much lower threshold for that kind of activity and would hit the streets much sooner than our more sedate citizenry would. Not to mention that the RN is the single-largest political party in France, by a wide margin.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (rj6Yv)

189
Bamboozled by a Putin dust bunny in the corner under a shrubbery, the BidenRoomba spent an hour going forth and back, back and forth over the same patch of White House lawn.

"Hay fever! He had hay fever!" screeched his enablers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (xG4kz)

190 I keep hearing it posited that Obama is the evil Jim Henson manipulating the puppet Biden, but Barry is himself an empty vessel with no real qualifications, accomplishments, or drive. He was the male AOC selected by a cabal to further their goals. So who is this group of evil geniuses? They're nefarious, but when you get down to it, incompetent. It's been almost four years and they have NO backups.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 09, 2024 06:16 PM (kpS4V)

191 "He has a team."

The '62 Mets had a team, too.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 06:16 PM (CwhoI)

192 Bullshit article. As our instrumentation evolves we get to detect lower and lower concentrations of anything. So we find everything is in everything, not a surprise.

Anyway not meaningful concentrations.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, mi fanno ridere questi cretini at July 09, 2024 06:11 PM (qfLjt)
_________________

Parts per billion range (on a weight basis).

Pffftt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

193 I have seen a couple companies go bankrupt, and people start acting strange -- they seem to enjoy the drama and risk, since they have nothing to lose.

I think the same thing is happening to the ruling class in a lot of countries -- they know the policies are leading to disaster, but figure they will take the ride until it crashes and their assets will be protected.

So are Biden's team at risk? Hell no. No one is ever at risk in DC unless you speak out against the regime. They will all land in cushy jobs in media, consulting, or academia.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (/TfrQ)

194 Horsford says its ageism?
I suspect he's experiencing stupidism.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (W/lyH)

195 Damn, I sign in for some Biden-bashing, and y'all are talking about metals in tampons. I'm a chemist, but COME ON!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (xCA6C)

196 It's as obvious as the moon circling the earth they are covering up Sundowner's mental breakdown

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (fwDg9)

197 >>Prosecutors probe Marine Le Pen campaign funding

https://tinyurl.com/46hx4ew6

Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (LkLld)

198 Good to know the wsj is on top of stuff that we knew about here 4 years ago.

As part of the intelligence community, the media's job is to broadcast the narrative. It's called "programming" for a reason. Humans can be programmed by using fear.

Sure, if the truth serves our purpose, we don't mind mixing in a little of it, just to keep you guessing.

Posted by: WSJ at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (gf6mn)

199 Big boy was an atom bomb that was accidentally dropped on Japan.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (J8LnB)

200 "He has a team."

The '62 Mets had a team, too.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2024 06:16 PM (CwhoI)
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You know who else had a team?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (3Fz6p)

201 Careen Offtha Pier

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (NtVYv)

202 186 He did bad touch with little girls in front of their families and on camera, for crying out loud.
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 06:08 PM (Sf2cq)

Yep. Maybe one day the media will discover it!
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM (lX8VI)


Even "right-wing" media only mentions/notices the weird nuzzling. I'm talking about the nipple pinching and pressing little hands against his crotch.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (Sf2cq)

203 Big boy was an atom bomb that was accidentally dropped on Japan.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (J8LnB)

Good Point

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 06:19 PM (NtVYv)

204 If china invades Taiwan they own 60% of the entire world's computer chip production facilities and 90% of advanced chip production. Our military and our entire economy are completely dependent on Taiwan for nearly all of our computer chip requirements. We would be well and truly fvcked at that point.

China would own nothing. If the Taiwanese don't sabotage them themselves, the Dutch (ASML) can brick them at any time. Not to mention that the Chicoms lack the experience to run such an impossibly complicated facility. We might have a hiccup in the delivery of next-gen chips, but that would be a very low item on the list of worries.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:19 PM (xCA6C)

205 Bret Baier is interviewing John Kirby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 06:19 PM (63Dwl)

206
Ace has had the stucco upgraded on his shelves every year since they were "installed".

"Subsiding footings", is the excuse that he cites.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 06:20 PM (xG4kz)

207 "You know who else had a team?
Posted by: Captain Obvious"

Seth Adams! No, Chris Hale!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 09, 2024 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

208 Snopes says it's unproven:
snopes.com/fact-check/joe-biden-pinch-girls-nipple/

Posted by: which means he did it at July 09, 2024 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

209 Biden's team is the 62 Mets. The insane thing is that 44% of voters will vote for him . The scary thing is that the GOPe can't figure out a way to win going away.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 06:21 PM (oSruC)

210 You know who else had "A Team"?

Posted by: John "Hannibal" Smith at July 09, 2024 06:21 PM (H+y4v)

211 One day Biden will finally learn whether or not he ever watched his debate with Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 06:21 PM (guGkK)

212 I have to do a mea culpa. I thought Trump was stupid for agreeing to debate FJB under such unfavorable terms but it was a masterstroke. He changed the race in his favor probably permanently.
This doesn't mean I won't find anything to criticize but I will definitely be more circumspect.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (3wi/L)

213 Holy shit. Do they hang birdie mobiles over his crib now?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (pohLc)

214 Parts per billion range (on a weight basis).

Pffftt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


*fistbump*

ppt or ppq, or you're a silly peasant

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (xCA6C)

215 Humphreyrobot, I believe that was ,' Little Boy'

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (5MvGY)

216 Earpiece: Joe, poopy goes in the potty. Make splashy with poopy

Biden (aloud): "Poopy goes in the potty"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (sJHOI)

217 The scary thing is that the GOPe can't figure out a way to win going away.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 06:21 PM


They don't call us the Washington Generals for nuttin!

Posted by: GOPe at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (H+y4v)

218 Sorry 191 hadn't read your Mets reference

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (oSruC)

219 https://tinyurl.com/5czu8bhc

Interesting article in City Journal that Dems are planning to wait until after the Convention to swap him out so they wont have an ugly floor fight.

I just dont know how various state ballot laws jive with this. My understanding is they no longer allow "part bosses" to pick nominees, but this is making the case they can do that.

https://tinyurl.com/5czu8bhc

Posted by: Blago at July 09, 2024 06:14 PM


That exact topic was discussed on AM talk radio the other day in Dallas. I will cut to the chase but in the next few weeks it will be too late to swap out joe biden's name on the ballot in some states. Ohio was one that's why the dnc had to hold a "virtual" early convention to deem biden as the nominee.


If the democrats are going to remove him they need to do it within the next few days or his name will appear on the ballot in November in quite a few states and the democrats will have to conduct a write in campaign.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (QNSds)

220 This is dangerous, there are plenty of enemies who could wipe Dr Demento right off the headlines. Some genuine no-shit leaderless anarchy and chaos would be something to see in Washington. I expect this sooner rather than later, probably.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2024 05:44 PM


Heh. We may finally see the National Guard deployed into the streets of DC. Tanks, APCs, the works!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (W/lyH)

221 Big boy was an atom bomb that was accidentally dropped on Japan.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 09, 2024 06:18 PM (J8LnB)


Was that before or after he opened a chain of hamburger restaurants in SoCal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 06:23 PM (guGkK)

222 Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Wow, Ace, could you drop the hints that you want us to give you a WSJ subscription any harder?
Posted by: pookysgirl


I'm in. Hell, I'll buy it for him myself, although he'll have to tell me his real name.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:24 PM (xCA6C)

223 As opposed to "Fat Man". Quite a bomb load, even for a Biden.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 06:24 PM (rj6Yv)

224 190 I keep hearing it posited that Obama is the evil Jim Henson manipulating the puppet Biden, but Barry is himself an empty vessel with no real qualifications, accomplishments, or drive. He was the male AOC selected by a cabal to further their goals. So who is this group of evil geniuses? They're nefarious, but when you get down to it, incompetent. It's been almost four years and they have NO backups.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 09, 2024 06:16 PM (kpS4V)

I agree with you completely. I have made this same case to people for years. And now they've all pushed themselves into a box canyon with no way out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 06:24 PM (wyMQY)

225 Zombie George Carlins updated list (in no particular order) of penciled in people.

#1 James Carville
#2 Karl Rove
#3 Michael Steele
#4 Paul Ryan
#5 Lyndsey Graham
#6 Mike Pence
#7 Racel Madow
#8 Keith Olbermann
#9 Seth Meyers
#10 Markos Moulitsas

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

226 This doesn't mean I won't find anything to criticize but I will definitely be more circumspect.

I really don't need to know the state of your willy's tip.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:25 PM (xCA6C)

227 They say Trump will be a Dictator if elected and CNX Elections. Question is "Why didn't he do this when he was POTUS the First time" ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 09, 2024 06:25 PM (15lwl)

228 Little Boy was a gun-type nuclear bomb deployed over Hiroshima.

Fat Man was an implosion-type bomb deployed over Nagasaki.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 06:25 PM (H+y4v)

229 I have to do a mea culpa. I thought Trump was stupid for agreeing to debate FJB under such unfavorable terms but it was a masterstroke. He changed the race in his favor probably permanently.
This doesn't mean I won't find anything to criticize but I will definitely be more circumspect.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (3wi/L)
______________

Good for you, to be so honest.

I withheld judgment on the decision because I think Trump is a very savvy guy who generally knows what he's doing. He puts his foot in his mouth from time to time, but by and large ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

230 212 I have to do a mea culpa. I thought Trump was stupid for agreeing to debate FJB under such unfavorable terms but it was a masterstroke. He changed the race in his favor probably permanently.
This doesn't mean I won't find anything to criticize but I will definitely be more circumspect.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (3wi/L


I appreciate that, Dr. Claw. It indicates integrity and good mental hygiene to acknowledge when one's perception needs adjusting.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2024 06:26 PM (Sf2cq)

231 Biden has a small council.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 06:26 PM (guGkK)

232 They say Trump will be a Dictator if elected and CNX Elections. Question is "Why didn't he do this when he was POTUS the First time" ????

The other question is "what exactly does that mean". It's always crickets after they drop the D bomb.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:26 PM (xCA6C)

233 >Wall Street Journal: WH Staffers Have "Aggressively Stage-Managed" Biden's Rare Public Appearances as Part of the Dementia Cover-Up
---

Breaking News from four years ago

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:26 PM (/7KEl)

234 I have to do a mea culpa. I thought Trump was stupid for agreeing to debate FJB under such unfavorable terms but it was a masterstroke. He changed the race in his favor probably permanently.
This doesn't mean I won't find anything to criticize but I will definitely be more circumspect.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 06:22 PM (3wi/L)
_______________

"If Trump is re-elected we're all going to die!"

Yeah, just like we did in 2016-2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

235 Trump needs to game the next debate by getting advice from a dementia expert. There may be certain phrases and words that would trigger Biden going off script. Maybe Trump can adopt certain movements or postures that will derail his thoughts and cause him to tangent off into deep space. That would be cool, no?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 06:27 PM (pohLc)

236 187 Joe made number 2 in the potty! Ice cream all 'round!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 06:15 PM

Hmm ok number 2 or BM is all smells the same..

- Nurse Jill

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (o3Uyl)

237 There may be certain phrases and words that would trigger Biden going off script.
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There is a fire at the travel agency.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (3Fz6p)

238 "Why didn't he do this when he was POTUS the First time" ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 09, 2024 06:25 PM (15lwl)

That reminds me. Anyone else recall that quiet smirk on Paul Ryan's face while he gave Trump a guided tour of the Capitol on Inauguration Day, 2017?

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)

239 OT but don't try to fix your own dishwasher unless you know what you are doing

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (/7KEl)

240 Trump needs to game the next debate by getting advice from a dementia expert. There may be certain phrases and words that would trigger Biden going off script.

Rosebud, Joe. ROSEBUD!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (guGkK)

241 "He has a team."
Posted by: mrp


Who elected this "team"?

George Soros.

Who can fire this "team"?

Klaus Schwab.

Can we have the names of the team's members?

No.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden, in a lucid moment at July 09, 2024 06:28 PM (DgGvY)

242 Damn, I sign in for some Biden-bashing, and y'all are talking about metals in tampons. I'm a chemist, but COME ON!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (xCA6C)

Do enlighten us. I used to work in a lab and I'm curious how much of this is fearmongering from the "free bleeder" crowd (yes, that's a thing).

Posted by: pookysgirl, pulling up a comfy chair at July 09, 2024 06:29 PM (wDRTj)

243 In before Wesley Crusher on "Little Boy" and "Fat Man".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 06:29 PM (H+y4v)

244 The press is going to have no problem with pre-approved question from pre selected questioners at the Big Boy press get together?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 06:29 PM (5MvGY)

245 Afghanistan Banana stand

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 06:29 PM (fV+MH)

246 Anyone who paid even a little attention and wasn’t spoon fed by the man knew. All this “I’m shocked Biden is like this” talk is bullshit. As Adam Corolla says, stupid or liar?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 09, 2024 06:30 PM (wCYy7)

247 Is the Thursday press conference a real Big Boy press conference, Biden solo with the WH Press Corps? Or is it a NATO themed, multi-lateral press conference where the reporter from Albania will spend five minutes asking in bad English if Poland supports the EU executive order on sustainable anchovy harvesting?

Posted by: Candidus at July 09, 2024 06:30 PM (9XFD/)

248 I like Humphreyrobot's version of reality better.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

249 > Little Boy was a gun-type nuclear bomb deployed over Hiroshima.

Fat Man was an implosion-type bomb deployed over Nagasaki.
-----------
At the nuclear weapons vending machine... I'll take one of each.

For nostalgia.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (Q4IgG)

250 Damn, I sign in for some Biden-bashing, and y'all are talking about metals in tampons. I'm a chemist, but COME ON!
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM


"Are they heavy metals?"
-- Queensrÿche

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (H+y4v)

251 Do enlighten us. I used to work in a lab and I'm curious how much of this is fearmongering from the "free bleeder" crowd (yes, that's a thing).

Sorry, but my knowledge of metals in tampons is zero. Zero.Point.Zero. My curiosity to find out more about it is the same.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (xCA6C)

252 159 Well... that was a relief. Torrential rain, but no tornado. But another storm is forming behind this one.

I really think I want to live in a bunker...

A nice one. With staff. And booze. And maybe hookers if I can convince my wife. Which will never happen.

So... here I sit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 06:09 PM (Q4IgG)


It is nice! Although sometimes we get the wives and hookers mixed up.
-Hunter with dad in the WH basement

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (NMT5x)

253 I suppose it’s possible that there is a nefarious group of evil geniuses who have this all planned out. I think it’s far more likely that the people running things are fucking retarded and have no idea what they’re doing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (u73oe)

254 What would be the difference if Joe died in his sleep?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (JLq/1)

255 Okay, with all the Biden poop jokes, I'm just going to post this again for everyone's enjoyment:

https://youtu.be/B9IrN6SayQg

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (O7YUW)

256 226
'I really don't need to know the state of your willy's tip.'

That subject didn't come up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 06:32 PM (3wi/L)

257 In before Wesley Crusher on "Little Boy" and "Fat Man".
Posted by: Duncanthrax


As I am posting from the distant future, comments from people in the 21st century are always technically "in before" mine.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 09, 2024 06:32 PM (DgGvY)

258 242 Damn, I sign in for some Biden-bashing, and y'all are talking about metals in tampons. I'm a chemist, but COME ON!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:17 PM (xCA6C)

Do enlighten us. I used to work in a lab and I'm curious how much of this is fearmongering from the "free bleeder" crowd (yes, that's a thing).

Posted by: pookysgirl, pulling up a comfy chair at July 09, 2024 06:29 PM (wDRTj)

Just use Cherokee hair...
https://youtu.be/D-Jjvpq1ZtE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

259 TEAM MEMBER #1: I vote that we launch an immediate nuclear counterstrike against North Korea

TEAM MEMBER #2: I vote we wait to see where the nukes land. If it's a blue state, we retaliate.

TEAM MEMBER #3: I vote against that. I vote we withhold more arms from Israel.

TEAM MEMBER #4: I vote that we send another $60 billion to Ukraine

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 06:32 PM (guGkK)

260 I suppose it’s possible that there is a nefarious group of evil geniuses who have this all planned out. I think it’s far more likely that the people running things are fucking retarded and have no idea what they’re doing.

Hitler was an evil genius until things started going awry. Then he was a megalomaniacal fool.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 06:33 PM (xCA6C)

261 Shove it, Wesley.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

262 "Sorry, but my knowledge of metals in tampons is zero. Zero.Point.Zero. My curiosity to find out more about it is the same.

Posted by: Archimedes"


Not with that attitude.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 06:33 PM (fV+MH)

263 Little Willie won’t go.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2024 06:33 PM (Nq2KV)

264 noodé

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 06:33 PM (Jh5b+)

265 According to Kumala the sandmaggot women in Gaza are being denied any type of tampon. I vote for giving them some lead filled ones.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY)

266 fix your own dishwasher

youtube is your friend.
They're pretty simple machines.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 06:34 PM (FhXTo)

267 In November, vote TEAM for President

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:34 PM (/7KEl)

268 I have a feeling they won't let Sundowner near Trump anymore.
But we are supposed to get t his Big Boy Pants news conference Thursday

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

269 Okay, with all the Biden poop jokes, I'm just going to post this again for everyone's enjoyment:

https://youtu.be/B9IrN6SayQg

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (O7YUW)

That's fantastic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 06:35 PM (NtVYv)

270 I cannot beLIEVE they said 'big boy press conference'

big boy just used potty all by himself!

that's when you say big boy this or that

Sweet Fancy Moses wtf is happening in this country

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:36 PM (/7KEl)

271 OT but don't try to fix your own dishwasher unless you know what you are doing
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five
.......

If mine breaks Im gonna fix it with a sledge hammer and buy a new one.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

272 President Big Boy

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:37 PM (/7KEl)

273 I suppose it’s possible that there is a nefarious group of evil geniuses who have this all planned out. I think it’s far more likely that the people running things are fucking retarded and have no idea what they’re doing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 06:31 PM (u73oe)

I'm willing to bet that a majority are participation trophy winners, fake it til you make it types, the power of positive thinking people who have only ever failed upwards so far in life. That's my bet.

Posted by: pookysgirl never got a participation trophy at July 09, 2024 06:37 PM (wDRTj)

274 I'm GLAD I broke it
I meant to do that.

Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Five at July 09, 2024 06:38 PM (/7KEl)

275 64 51 24 I wonder how they plan to handle his acceptance speech?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 05:40 PM (5p7BC)

It will be 3 minutes long...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 05:49 PM (exHjb)

-------------------------

"Four score and four years ago, Fat, my father brought forth on my mother a new insemination, conceived by the dumpster behind the Scranton bowling alley. Scranton, what a town. Anyway, he decimated a preposition that grafadl borscht moop..."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 09, 2024 06:38 PM (QdGJh)

276 What is the purpose of having a neurologist repeatedly examine Biden if there is no neurological problem with him?

Why does the president get routine examinations by a neurologist during his annual exams?

What is the purpose of picking up subtle neurological changes if you are just going to lie and gaslight people that big problems don't exist.

Maybe Ronny Jackson can shed some light on this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2024 06:38 PM (evvc2)

277 Big Boy with Old Man Balls

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

278 Biden's acceptance speech "Sonofabitch I did it. Gassed you all. Suck it, losers!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 09, 2024 06:40 PM (evvc2)

279 There's stories out about James Carville spinning all of these goofball plans about coming up with a new nominee. I think the gist is that even though the Dems fritzed away their entire primary process, he wants to come up with a way to have all new primaries over the next 6 weeks or something. It's idiotic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 06:46 PM (wyMQY)

280 223 As opposed to "Fat Man". Quite a bomb load, even for a Biden.
Posted by: mrp

There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 06:46 PM (JyOth)

281 I'm willing to bet that a majority are participation trophy winners, fake it til you make it types, the power of positive thinking people who have only ever failed upwards so far in life. That's my bet.
Posted by: pookysgirl never got a participation trophy at July 09, 2024 06:37 PM (wDRTj)

I think that was in evidence when those Dem Congressmen came out of their meeting with tears in their eyes this morning, when they found out what me and a lot of other people here have been saying for weeks - if not months - that they were gonna find out. None of them ever saw this coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 06:48 PM (wyMQY)

282 I'm willing to bet that a majority are participation trophy winners, fake it til you make it types, the power of positive thinking people who have only ever failed upwards so far in life. That's my bet.
Posted by: pookysgirl never got a participation trophy at July 09, 2024 06:37 PM (wDRTj)

They are "networked" so they are therefore immune to the consequences of failure.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 06:48 PM (8sMut)

283 I've been wondering as well. He's gonna suck the energy(if there is any) right out of the auditorium.
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2024 05:47 PM (G0vdT)

no no no, that's Kamala's job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 06:49 PM (wyMQY)

284 What is the purpose of having a neurologist repeatedly examine Biden if there is no neurological problem with him?

Why does the president get routine examinations by a neurologist during his annual exams?


What strange questions. We've never been given anything like that to ask.

Posted by: American Journalism at July 09, 2024 06:50 PM (5IEcl)

285
What strange questions. We've never been given anything like that to ask.
Posted by: American Journalism


Right. You halfwits groove on questions about what has "charmed" the President so far in his time in office and what has "enchanted" him. Real tough posers like that, you credentialed simps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 06:58 PM (xG4kz)

286 youtube.com/watch?v=ztTHLDhmB58&t=26s

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2024 07:21 PM (njWTi)

287 Cafe is up

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2024 07:27 PM (syKUf)

288 There was only one reason that NATO didn't fold when Putin attacked Ukraine, after Biden gave him the "limited incursion" go-ahead.

That was because President Donald J. Trump had put the fear of God into them, and warned them to arm up!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2024 07:31 PM (fvaUq)

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