The Press Turns on Latrine John Pissoir, Telling Her They Are (Checks Notes) "Miffed" That She's Been Lying to Them For Years

Happy Tuesday, everyone! I hope you're all being your best selves.

Biden's personal doctor released a Cheap Fake letter in which he claimed the Parkinson's expert had not come to the White House eight times to see Biden. Instead, he claims, this Parkinson's expert came to the White House to.... treat and "support" military personnel?

At the White House? Why would "military personnel" see a doctor at the White House?!

"Prior to the pandemic, and following its end, he has held regular Neurology Clinics at the White House Medical Clinic in support of the thousands of active-duty members assigned in support of White House operations," he wrote.
"Many military personnel experience neurological issues related to their service, and Dr. Cannard regularly visits the WHMU as part of this General Neurology practice," O'Connor said.
The letter said when Biden had his annual physicals, Cannard was the neurologist who examined him.
The White House physician quoted a Feb. 28 letter saying "'there were no findings which would be consistent with any cerebellar or other central neurological disorder, such as stroke, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's or ascending lateral sclerosis, nor are there any signs of cervical myelopathy.'"

"Seeing patients at the White House is something that Dr. Cannard has been doing for a dozen years," the letter said, saying he was picked "not because he is a movement disorder specialist, but because he is a highly trained and highly regarded neurologist ..."
On Monday, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had a combative exchange with reporters on the issue.
"Has the president been treated for Parkinson's? No. Is he being treated for Parkinson's? No, he's not. Is he taking medication for Parkinson's? No," she said, adding she would not discuss visits for "security reasons."

In the below clip, the press badgers (for once) Latrine for refusing to answer questions about the Parkinson's expert that has visited the White House eight times in the past year. Absurdly, she claims she cannot talk about specific people visiting the White House, or say what they did at the White House, for "security reasons." She insists she is just protecting the privacy of the Parkinson's doctor. She makes it sound like HIPPA is all about protecting a doctor's privacy, rather than the patient's.

In addition, the press is "miffed" -- strong language! Wash your mouth out with soap, mister! -- because she claimed Biden had not consulted a doctor after the debate. But in his phone "interview" with Murdering Joe, Biden said he had in fact seen a doctor, who supposedly tested him for covid. (They're really trying to sell the "I had a cold" story.)

It is particularly noteworthy that a Parkinson's expert is coming to the White House because many doctors say that Biden presents with all the symptoms of Parkinson's, including a slowed gait, a weak voice, a "flat face" (I guess that means his vacant stare) and very little blinking.

Megyn Kelly investigated the timeline of the Parkinson's expert's visits. She found that many of them took place a short time after one of Biden's more prominent moments of forgetfulness, slurring, or having trouble walking.

I don't know if that means anything. Biden is always showing signs of dementia, so it's guaranteed that if you attempt to sync his dementia episodes with this doctor's visits, you will find that the visits occur within days of a dementia episode, guaranteed.

Fake Jake Tapper is really scrambling to prove I'm a Real Journalist Again!

Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.

She's trying to say that if you trust Whoopie, you should trust Poopypants Joe.

I guess she's playing to the Whoopie Demographic of truly uninformed AWFLs.

Tucker Carlson's thoughts:

Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson
All this nonsense you read about how "only Biden can make the decision to leave" is just so absurd. That's not how the Democratic Party works. No individual is more important than the collective. That's the whole point of the party. And in Biden's specific case, he's got no constituency in Washington. Yes, Ron Klain and 85-year-old Ted Kaufman benefit directly from his presidency, but it's a small group. The rest of the city has no loyalty to Biden. They don't care about him; they've never taken him seriously. Any president works for them as long as he's a Democrat. It's never personal with these people because the individual doesn't matter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

2 Will call the udders.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2024 12:17 PM (53oGX)

4 1 First!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 12:16 PM (w9Wax)
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Foist on his own petard.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:17 PM (1bNHn)

5 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:17 PM (kQKm1)

6 Foist on his own petard.
Posted by: Eeyore

Tread lightly...

Posted by: Jean-Luc Petard at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (w9Wax)

7 Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.

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And I thought we couldn't go further into infantilization as a culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

8 Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson

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He said this about a week ago.

And Biden's still around.

So...when are they going to get rid of him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

9 ".being your best selves"

I read that as "being your best shelves"...

My bad.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (w9Wax)

10 I hope Biden stays just to annoy these assholes.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (rJ48h)

11 Top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (J2vNu)

12 Kabuki, likely all scripted

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (sJHOI)

13 >>>I read that as "being your best shelves"...

my shelves are being their best shelves. They're majestic.

Posted by: ace at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

14 And I thought we couldn't go further into infantilization as a culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

You thought wrong.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (qZEuM)

15 7 Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.

And Joyless Reed says she'd vote for Joe even if he was comatose... Well Joy looks like you have your wish

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (IyPmt)

16 "I hope you're all being your best selves."

To heck with that.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (CgbEA)

17 13 >>>I read that as "being your best shelves"...

my shelves are being their best shelves. They're majestic.
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, but how's the drill?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

18 Now that the French elections are safely over, the Paris prosecutor is going to charge Marine Le Pen with illegal campaign financing of her 2020 election.

(Paris is the only department in France where Le Pen did not get the most votes.)

One of the key principles of Our Democracy is that you bring fraudulent legal charges against your political opponents.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (uxCna)

19 All this nonsense you read about how "only Biden can make the decision to leave" is just so absurd.

Only Biden can decide to leave because the people actually running the Democrat Party are terrified that enough people would get pissed at them shoving Dork Brandon aside that even the millions of illegal votes they've primed for the system might not make it believable that their new patsy actually won.

They've always counted on their voters being that wonderful combination of gullible, stupid, and asleep.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (U7wke)

20 So are they trying to scapegoat Biden as some kind of incompetent liar now? (crazy, right?)

And trying to lay the blame for everything bad at his feet? That is some play.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (fBIbM)

21 Hi Ace

Another hot day. Do I go to the pool or stay here where it is nice and cool.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

22 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (n17eQ)

23 Hah. Tapper says Biden "railed" against what he called the "elites" (air quotes)

God, you are a pathetic little whore. What's next, Biden seized and pounced?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

24 The decline of the west is measurable on live television.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (lTGtQ)

25 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

26 welp tuck is wrong

because the President - who is a Dem - has power of office.

so whatever with him

so sick of tucker

btw the tide is already turning with some dems coming out in support of Joetato last night and today. so we'll see. not the first time tucker was full of it, is it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (s3qiR)

27 He said this about a week ago.

And Biden's still around.

So...when are they going to get rid of him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

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As soon as they secure the campaign money and their phoney baloney jobs.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (RLLZj)

28 Will call the udders.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Hello, Big Boy.
-- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

29 11 Top 10?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024

***
Missed it by a kitten's whisker!

It's about time the press "turned on" this lying press Secretary. They should have savaged Psaki too, and whoever was before her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

30 All this nonsense you read about how "only Biden can make the decision to leave" is just so absurd. That's not how the Democratic Party works. No individual is more important than the collective. That's the whole point of the party. And in Biden's specific case, he's got no constituency in Washington. Yes, Ron Klain and 85-year-old Ted Kaufman benefit directly from his presidency, but it's a small group. The rest of the city has no loyalty to Biden. They don't care about him; they've never taken him seriously. Any president works for them as long as he's a Democrat. It's never personal with these people because the individual doesn't matter.

Tucker is spot on.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C)

31 Fake Jake Tapper is really scrambling to prove I'm a Real Journalist Again!
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They all are. That is the core of all they have done since the debates. Remember the two epigraphs of Screwtape (about the only thing More and Luther would agree on), that the Devil cannot abide being mocked? That's the media right now.

That particular touchiness is the only thing left of what used to be a conscience. They know they've been exposed for what they are, and they cannot abide that. There is a reason Pride is the greatest sin.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (1bNHn)

32 "Miffed" That She's Been Lying to Them For Years

hahahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (NtVYv)

33 And the pattern of the media three years after the fact suddenly discovering the truth you and I have been called racist ignorant bigoted stupid lying assholes for knowing all along still holds.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (fBIbM)

34 I give a crap for Biden!!!

Posted by: WhoopPEEE at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (szrmA)

35 "They Lie To Us, We Know They’re Lying, They Know We Know They’re Lying But They Keep Lying Anyway, and We Keep Pretending To Believe Them."

Posted by: Elena Gorokhova at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (ivUux)

36 Wow, that is a brutally succinct and honest observation by Carlson.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (tT6L1)

37 my shelves are being their best shelves. They're majestic.
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

And, since they're in a jumble on the floor, easily reachable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (U7wke)

38 He said this about a week ago.

And Biden's still around.

So...when are they going to get rid of him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

When YOU start betting on Kamala!!

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (RhGG0)

39 Honestly, it you care what woopie thinks, you are an imbecile anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (pohLc)

40 22 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (n17eQ)

Who is Joe?
Grady?

Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (53oGX)

41 >I read that as "being your best shelves"...

my shelves are being their best shelves. They're majestic.
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, but how's the drill?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's not the drill that suffered, it's the sheetrock wall that has all the holes drilled hunting for a stud.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (kQKm1)

42 "At the White House? Why would "military personnel" see a doctor at the White House?!"

For Parkinson's.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (fV+MH)

43 23 Hah. Tapper says Biden "railed" against what he called the "elites" (air quotes)

he has been doing that actually! and btw it's RESONATING

I am hearing friends/family saying this now - my family is all super lefty - govt paid or actually in office in Philly so. at least in Philly area they are still ridin with Biden and getting pissed at the media (who they already harbored suppressed ill will towards)

this is fun!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (s3qiR)

44 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024

***
"Joe, you big dummy!"

"I'm comin' to join ya, Jill! Oh, wait, you're still here?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

45 15 7 Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.
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I thought all Whoopie wears are circus tents. Do they make pants big enough to fit Whoopie?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (n17eQ)

46 I love Joe railing against the "elites"... Hey Joe... That's you.. No one buys your Scranton Joe...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (IyPmt)

47 Will call the udders.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Hello, Big Boy.
-- Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

I saw a band called the swinging udders

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (NtVYv)

48 Dem voters play their part in the collective, good little drones they are, changing their opinions 180 degrees at a moments notice, whatever is required to support the needs of the master.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (aTE0p)

49 Want to know how the collective works? Look no further than Obamacare.

Democrats sacrificed their offices to get that abomination passed.

No idea if they knew they were disposable going in, but, they certainly found out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (tT6L1)

50 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:17 PM (kQKm1)

The "Parkinsons" nonsense is just stray voltage to try to explain his bizarre behavior without conceding that he has mental impairment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (pJe2/)

51 Biden and Kathleen Kennedy...still here.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 12:23 PM (fV+MH)

52 46 I love Joe railing against the "elites"... Hey Joe... That's you.. No one buys your Scranton Joe...

they sure do around me

which, unfortunately, is the population center for a swing state

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (s3qiR)

53 But I loved Latrine from 'Men In Tights'...... I think the family name was originally Shithouse, am I correct?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il cesso si e riempito at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (qfLjt)

54 Afternoon Ace. Didn't recall Ted Kauffman who Tucker referenced , so I looked him up. He served out the remainder of Biden's term in Senate 09-10 and is described as Biden 's alter ego. I wonder if he's as demented as Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (oSruC)

55 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

Like she could pull Chad. She's getting railed by Dexter Micropenis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)

56 I shan't believe Biden will be dumped without the expressed approval of the only person that truly matters:

Jim Carrey

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

57 A cold
Jet lag
Trump was yelling
Over prepared
Tired

What's next ? Leg day ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (NtVYv)

58 Ace's shelves are real and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v6JzV)

59 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (n17eQ)

Who is Joe?
Grady?
Posted by: Inogame

Does Lamont smoke crack and bang underage hookers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (qZEuM)

60 A couple days ago they were writing Joes obituary. Now they all have to back him again... LOL... More popcorn please

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (IyPmt)

61 But I loved Latrine from 'Men In Tights'...... I think the family name was originally Shithouse, am I correct?
Posted by: Ciampino

HA!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (szrmA)

62
"The President had a cold."

"Stop covering up!"

"Okay, the President had a bad cold."

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (/7KEl)

63 Reporters at the WH are just wasting their time with this bunch.

But they are paid well.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

64 Tucker has a point, that all democrat (and most republican) politicians are merely placeholders. If they had somebody that could move the poll numbers in a meaningful way, they would swap out candidates.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

65 The doctor was just checking Biden for Covid, which as you all know, can cause an infinite number of maladies, including temporary dementia.

Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (hqVaF)

66 Everyone talking about Jill but no stories abouot Hunter. Jill is out on the campaign trail while Joe sits, sleeps, eats ice cream at home. Who is his companion with Jill away?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

67 NBC News, of all sources, interviewed a Parkinson's doctor. He has zero doubts about Biden. He also ridicules the outlandish idea a Parkinson's specialist visited the WH to see young, otherwise healthy military members.

https://youtu.be/97ZIHY2QcDI

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (jMXHF)

68 What's next ? Leg day ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (NtVYv)
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Corn Pop shot his mouth off and Joe had to go give him what-for behind the school gymnasium.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (oqH4h)

69 Now that the knives are coming out, it turns out that DOCTOR Jill Biden demanded that the Marine Band write her her own version of "Hail to the Chief", to be played when DOCTOR Jill entered or left a room.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)

70 , he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

He was never fit to be the crooked Senator from MBNA.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (FhXTo)

71 I just wish I understood the factions better...
there are the commies from the West, Commies from Chicago and Commies from the East, but I'm still not super clear on who is who and who wants Joe out, who want's him in...

I need to pay better attention.

And full disclosure I'm rooting for whomever hurts shit midas the most.

Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (53oGX)

72 Do I go to the pool or stay here where it is nice and cool.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

I was coerced into go to a stretching and 'movement' in a pool class at sunset last evening. The water temp was... wait for it... 91F in an unheated pool.
The 1 hour class was actually not bad!
(Piper would approve I hope!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (kQKm1)

73 60 A couple days ago they were writing Joes obituary. Now they all have to back him again... LOL... More popcorn please
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (IyPmt)

If you come for the Queen, you better not miss...

Yes, I know it's the King, but we all know Jill has run this entire presidency, not Joe. Joe is just her mouthpiece/press secretary. and a very bad one at that...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (exHjb)

74 if Jill isn't there (rare), it's Hunter or Sara or Jim or the granddaughters .. there's a whole team

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (s3qiR)

75 38 When YOU start betting on Kamala!!
Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (RhGG0)

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So much power...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

76 I didn't think Whoppie could get any more disgusting, yet here we are. #Shitzerpants2, just like the president.
That thing makes me want to vomit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (xcIvR)

77 They know they've been exposed for what they are, and they cannot abide that. There is a reason Pride is the greatest sin.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (1bNHn)

I don't think this at all.

This "exposure" has been happening to the media for decades. Certainly since they said Benghazi wasn't a terrorist attack. Then that Trump would never win. Then that Russia was real and going to take down Trump. Then that Covid was from a market. Then that the laptop wasnt real.

People are forgetful and the media gaslight industry counts on that.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (fBIbM)

78 "Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.

She's trying to say that if you trust Whoopie, you should trust Poopypants Joe.

I guess she's playing to the Whoopie Demographic of truly uninformed AWFLs."

I submit a motion to the AOS Style Guide that henceforth she shall be called "Poopie Goldberg".

Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (RhGG0)

79 The press is "miffed" that their party, the Democrats, have a different narrative now and didn't coordinate with them to get the story straight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

80 Tucker Carlson's got this wrong. Biden may indeed be a retarded asshole pervert with no natural constituency in DC. But it's just not true he has no backing. He has powerful backing. For whatever reasons, he was installed as VP by the Obama faction, installed as President by the Obama faction, and is still backed by the Obama faction.

Biden may be a retarded asshole pervert, but he's their retarded asshole pervert. And as the Obama gay chef drowner well knows, being a pervert is no big deal to the Obama faction.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

81 18 Now that the French elections are safely over, the Paris prosecutor is going to charge Marine Le Pen with illegal campaign financing of her 2020 election.

(Paris is the only department in France where Le Pen did not get the most votes.)

One of the key principles of Our Democracy is that you bring fraudulent legal charges against your political opponents.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (uxCna)
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Nothing fraudulent about them. They are real charges, in real courts. And will result in real convictions, with real time in prison.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (1bNHn)

82 The "Parkinsons" nonsense is just stray voltage to try to explain his bizarre behavior without conceding that he has mental impairment.

Yep - better Parkinson's than dementia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

83 66 Everyone talking about Jill but no stories abouot Hunter. Jill is out on the campaign trail while Joe sits, sleeps, eats ice cream at home. Who is his companion with Jill away?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

24-7 memory care sworn to secrecy...aka, docs/nurses/health aides.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (exHjb)

84 "Miffed" That She's Been Lying to Them For Years

hahahah

Mark Hemingway said (paraphrasing) "if you're so stupid that you didn't know she was lying, you should probably look into another line of work".

Someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (xCA6C)

85 74 if Jill isn't there (rare), it's Hunter or Sara or Jim or the granddaughters .. there's a whole team
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (s3qiR)

Don't want to lose that cash cow

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (IyPmt)

86 Joe Biden Status: All Systems Slow!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (zSyrn)

87 I submit a motion to the AOS Style Guide that henceforth she shall be called "Poopie Goldberg".
Posted by: Doof at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (RhGG0)

The motion is adopted.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (NtVYv)

88 Quick!!! We gotta pump that damn embalming fluid outta Joe and replace with virgin blood and cocaine!

Posted by: DNC at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (pohLc)

89 They're so far gone, I can totally see them going with, IT'S JUST PARKINSONS, NOT DEMENTIA! CALM DOWN!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (ei7q6)

90 The doctor was just checking Biden for Covid, which as you all know, can cause an infinite number of maladies, including temporary dementia.
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (hqVaF)

I still see young people shuffling around in 100F Texas summer heat wearing masks. Not sure the dementia is temporary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (U7wke)

91 >Who is his companion with Jill away?

Medical team, day shift

I bet they never let the old basterd out of their sight

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (/7KEl)

92
*Who is Joe?
Grady?
Posted by: Inogame

Does Lamont smoke crack and bang underage hookers?*

I think we know who Aunt Esther is...

Posted by: Ya big wookie at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (ivUux)

93 The doctor was just checking Biden for Covid, which as you all know, can cause an infinite number of maladies, including temporary dementia.

Well, thank goodness he was vaccinated and boosted or it could have been so much worse.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (/y8xj)

94 Looks like Biden's Doc is of the same moral character as The Meat Puppet.

If there was any justice, he'd lose his medical license.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (XV/Pl)

95 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

Like she could pull Chad. She's getting railed by Dexter Micropenis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)
_________

[Shrugs] "Hey, I slum every now and again."

-- Chad

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

96 Tucker makes a point and misses a point when he criticizes them for saying “only Joe can decide to leave.” They could force it, but they don’t dare go through the 25th Amendment or Impeachment, which really would be much easier. They also don’t want to admit that they screwed up their entire primary and nomination process just to make sure he would have no problems.

So now they’re all in a box canyon with no way out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (pgG81)

97 Now that the knives are coming out, it turns out that DOCTOR Jill Biden demanded that the Marine Band write her her own version of "Hail to the Chief", to be played when DOCTOR Jill entered or left a room.

Posted by: The ARC of History

Incorporating a sleazy saxophone solo.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (lTGtQ)

98 71 I just wish I understood the factions better...
there are the commies from the West, Commies from Chicago and Commies from the East, but I'm still not super clear on who is who and who wants Joe out, who want's him in...

I need to pay better attention.

And full disclosure I'm rooting for whomever hurts shit midas the most.
Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (53oGX)

NY and southern billionaires want him out.
Midwest/DC area billionaires want him in.
CA billionaires change their minds daily.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (exHjb)

99 71 I just wish I understood the factions better...
there are the commies from the West, Commies from Chicago and Commies from the East, but I'm still not super clear on who is who and who wants Joe out, who want's him in...

Kalorama/Obama faction - Chicago faction

Bidens have just split off from that b/c they wised up so now we have a Biden faction - Delaware/PA faction

Newsome/Harris/Pelosi faction - West Coast

Clinton faction - East Coast/MidAtlantic/DC faction

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (s3qiR)

100 I was just thinking, Joe requires photos and what not to find his way to the podium so he can babble. When that stops working, are they going to recruit an 8 year old girl with nice smelling hair to get Joe where he needs to go?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (tT6L1)

101 96 Tucker makes a point and misses a point when he criticizes them for saying “only Joe can decide to leave.” They could force it, but they don’t dare go through the 25th Amendment or Impeachment, which really would be much easier. They also don’t want to admit that they screwed up their entire primary and nomination process just to make sure he would have no problems.

So now they’re all in a box canyon with no way out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (pgG81)

========

Neither of those tracks actually removes Biden as the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

102 Parkinsons story may be to give him a valiant hero's sendoff, or to keep that option in reserve.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (fBIbM)

103 The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__
Another Group Of Hollywood Nobody’s Have Threatened To Leave America If Trump Wins…let’s help them pack.
Cher, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Whoopi Goldberg, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand

https://tinyurl.com/54dzkxen
1:07 minutes music video!

Vince Langman @LangmanVince
Rob Reiner is demanding that the duly elected Democratic presidential nominee be removed from the ticket in order to save democracy.
This is what an insurrection sounds like 👇
Rob Reiner @robreiner
It’s time to stop fucking around. If the Convicted Felon wins, we lose our Democracy. Joe Biden has effectively served US with honor, decency, and dignity. It’s time for Joe Biden to step down.

Stephen King @StephenKing
Joe Biden has been a fine president, but it’s time for him—in the interests of the America he so clearly loves—to announce he will not run for re-election.

Brian Stelter @brianstelter
Axios: "Hell has no fury like a press corps deceived. Reporters feel duped — and some probably embarrassed —and are scrambling to unearth new evidence of decline."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (Jh5b+)

104 KJP is the biggest bad liar since Baghdad Bob.

Joe doesn't care as long as she tells lies he likes. She doesn't care. Her entire career has been one lying and talking points-spewing job after another. She worked on the campaigns of John Edwards, Anthony Weiner, and Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (5fDan)

105 91 >Who is his companion with Jill away?

Medical team, day shift

I bet they never let the old basterd out of their sight
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (/7KEl)

Groom of the Stool

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

106 Now that the knives are coming out, it turns out that DOCTOR Jill Biden demanded that the Marine Band write her her own version of "Hail to the Chief", to be played when DOCTOR Jill entered or left a room.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)

The Marine Band should have made up a riff of the tune for "Charlotte The Harlot". She'd probably never get the joke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (pJe2/)

107 How I see this situation....
Biden is a broke down, bottom feeding, lying grifter. His brain is melting. This is suddenly a problem for the democrats because the democrat policies are fucking up the country and real people are noticing that it is the democrats causing it. The obvious medical issues Biden has are causing more real people to pay attention to everything and notice that democrats are fucking up the country.

The demonic left didn't care if Biden brain melted as long as they could continue to fuck up the country. But now that people are noticing, it will interfere with their ability to fuck up the country.
This makes Biden a problem.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (4XwPj)

108 Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)

109 Kalorama/Obama faction - Chicago faction

Bidens have just split off from that b/c they wised up so now we have a Biden faction - Delaware/PA faction

Newsome/Harris/Pelosi faction - West Coast

Clinton faction - East Coast/MidAtlantic/DC faction
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Never thought we'd be doing Kremlinology on our own government.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (v6JzV)

110 82 The "Parkinsons" nonsense is just stray voltage to try to explain his bizarre behavior without conceding that he has mental impairment.

Yep - better Parkinson's than dementia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

Yup, it's pretty much guaranteed to be anything but Parkinson's. Take your pick of another dementia-causing diseases and issues.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (exHjb)

111 103 The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__
Another Group Of Hollywood Nobody’s Have Threatened To Leave America If Trump Wins…let’s help them pack.
Cher, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion

Celine Dion ? Isn't she Canadian ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt)

112 108 Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)

=======

I just worry about the wounds he inflicted along the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

113 Stray thought:

I wonder if the Secret Services name for Biden is Algernon?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (kQKm1)

114 Axios: "Hell has no fury like a press corps deceived."

Oh please do fuck of with your stupid bullshit.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:31 PM (fBIbM)

115 Another Group Of Hollywood Nobody’s Have Threatened To Leave America If Trump Wins…let’s help them pack.
Cher, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Whoopi Goldberg, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand

They threatened to leave in 2016. What the hell are they still doing here?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:31 PM (N39Ws)

116 I'd like to see Dr. Jills expression when she leads shithead out to read a teleprompter if the Marine Band started playing the theme song from The Benny Hill show.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (pohLc)

117 Tucker Carlson's got this wrong. Biden may indeed be a retarded asshole pervert with no natural constituency in DC. But it's just not true he has no backing. He has powerful backing. For whatever reasons, he was installed as VP by the Obama faction, installed as President by the Obama faction, and is still backed by the Obama faction.

Biden may be a retarded asshole pervert, but he's their retarded asshole pervert. And as the Obama gay chef drowner well knows, being a pervert is no big deal to the Obama faction.

What he HAD (emphasis on past tense) was Obama backing. Even Obama can't be stupid enough to think that if they run Joe, he has a chance to win. He doesn't, and the hole gets deeper every day.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C)

118 They can't impeach Joe
being mentally ill is not a high crime or even a misdemeanor

no

it's the 25th
he resigns
or he drops dead

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (/7KEl)

119 Yep - better Parkinson's than dementia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)
===============
Parkinson's Dementia is a serious thing, and also, outright hallucinations are a frequent symptom of Parkinson's. My aunt often had great difficulties with this symptom.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (jMXHF)

120 Who do these people think they are, Peter Doocy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

121 94 Looks like Biden's Doc is of the same moral character as The Meat Puppet.

If there was any justice, he'd lose his medical license.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (XV/Pl)

Don't put it pack the Oval Office to have dragged some military folks in from Walter Reed to the White House for treatment so everyone could "prove" they aren't lying...which then also let Joe be treated...and keeps the doc's license...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (exHjb)

122 Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)
______

I installed new shelves in my closet on Sunday. Much bitching and whining and complaining and "fuck this piece of shit"-ing. But they are now installed and put to good use.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

123 *They are just unbounded by what has been*

And the passage of time.

Posted by: Comma Lah at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (ivUux)

124 Never thought we'd be doing Kremlinology on our own government.

it's better to know, isn't it? this isn't new and has been going on for decades. it's better to know what we are.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (s3qiR)

125 Rigged primaries have consequences.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (qUkBO)

126 Kalorama/Obama faction - Chicago faction

Bidens have just split off from that b/c they wised up so now we have a Biden faction - Delaware/PA faction

Newsome/Harris/Pelosi faction - West Coast

Clinton faction - East Coast/MidAtlantic/DC faction
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (s3qiR)

Not quite - Obamas have become DC...really DC. They differ from current MI/IL politics and thoughts...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (exHjb)

127 117 What he HAD (emphasis on past tense) was Obama backing. Even Obama can't be stupid enough to think that if they run Joe, he has a chance to win. He doesn't, and the hole gets deeper every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C)

=======

Michelle announced an effort to get bundlers together to support Kamala. Kamala has always been the Obama candidate since 2020.

However, Biden doesn't need any official backing. He just needs to outlast the calls to get him to drop out. Then they have no other choice, and the entire left consolidates around him because Trump is Literally Hitler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

128 In the military, if you are sick, you go on sick call. You go to the doc, he doesn't come to you. Even Generals and Admirals. And there is no clinic in the WH that can support thousands of military personnel.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (W/lyH)

129 Look,, I know Parkinson, we uh, she and me team drove for that, that, that, trucking outfit that got drunk and ran over Beau. He was a great guy, gooderer than a lot of 'em. True story, no joke!

Posted by: I'm joe biden and I approve this message! at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (5hfjS)

130 I look at that list of celebrities threatening to leave and think, "Wow, they were over the hill and irrelevant 8 years ago. What, exactly, has changed since for them to believe anything they say is of value?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (tT6L1)

131 When nothing in the story makes since, it is usually a lie.

A: Hey lets examine neurological issues with military personnel.
B: sounds good where should we do it, a clinic?
A: no, too much security. How about the White House.
B: great idea, these ailing soldiers can definitely get in and out in a hurry and with very little hassle

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (Xb9jY)

132 45 15 7
I thought all Whoopie wears are circus tents. Do they make pants big enough to fit Whoopie?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:22 PM (n17eQ)
----
Apparently Humans have the biggest butts of all mammals, proportionally. Is Whoopi's then the biggest of all or does Lizzo/Stacy beat that?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, che taffanaro at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (qfLjt)

133 They threatened to leave in 2016. What the hell are they still doing here?

And 2000. And 2004. Yet they persist.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (/y8xj)

134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

135 118 it's the 25th
he resigns
or he drops dead
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (/7KEl)

======

If they 25th him, he's still the nominee. He won the delegates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

136 @121

>>Don't put it pack the Oval Office to have dragged some military folks in from Walter Reed to the White House for treatment so everyone could "prove" they aren't lying...which then also let Joe be treated...and keeps the doc's license...

Good point.

I f**king hate these people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

137
Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.
Posted by: Eeyore

Unbound by loose screws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

138 Let's not get all caught up in who pooped whose pants in the white house. It happens. Just saying.

Posted by: Al roker at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (OiAR7)

139 However, Biden doesn't need any official backing. He just needs to outlast the calls to get him to drop out. Then they have no other choice, and the entire left consolidates around him because Trump is Literally Hitler.

they will all turn on a dime in a week or less

should be entertaining

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (s3qiR)

140 Badge of honor to poop ones pants now, Whoopi, Al Roker, the Faux-President-heroes all!

Posted by: Down With It at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (V5BDR)

141 All I can say is watching "them" rally around a dementia patient after telling said dementia patient to drop out tells me they really, really don't like Kamala... It's delicious to watch

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

142 111
Celine Dion ? Isn't she Canadian ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09

That should be an easy one!

I suggest we send them all to Gaza.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

143 77 They know they've been exposed for what they are, and they cannot abide that. There is a reason Pride is the greatest sin.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (1bNHn)

I don't think this at all.

This "exposure" has been happening to the media for decades. Certainly since they said Benghazi wasn't a terrorist attack. Then that Trump would never win. Then that Russia was real and going to take down Trump. Then that Covid was from a market. Then that the laptop wasnt real.

People are forgetful and the media gaslight industry counts on that.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:26 PM (fBIbM)
_____
No. This is the first time I recall that the media themselves believe they've been caught. And they cannot figure out how to cover for themselves. When they settle down to a single lie, it'll be clear, IF they can do it. If.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

144 *They are just unbounded by what has been*

And the passage of time.

You've forgotten to include the schoolbus correction.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

145 Celine Dion ? Isn't she Canadian ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt)

She can't come back. Her folks have her room rented out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (pJe2/)

146 I'm still not super clear on who is who and who wants Joe out, who want's him in...
================
Anyone who concludes he loses the election will then want him out. All others want him in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (jMXHF)

147 125 Rigged primaries have consequences.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (qUkBO)

========

If they hadn't stolen 2020, Biden would be a distant memory and we'd be looking at something like a Whitmer/DeSantis matchup in 2024.

Biden wouldn't be a problem anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

148 Incorporating a sleazy saxophone solo.

I don't see why DOCTOR Jill didn't simply demand that the Marine Band play "Lady Marmalade" when she entered a room.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (uxCna)

149 "Seeing patients at the White House is something that Dr. Cannard has been doing for a dozen years," the letter said

so there should be records of him visiting the white house as frequently during the trump administration?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

150 69 Now that the knives are coming out, it turns out that DOCTOR Jill Biden demanded that the Marine Band write her her own version of "Hail to the Chief", to be played when DOCTOR Jill entered or left a room.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)
----
That's actually an old story. i found it on Washington Examiner from 2022.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (oqH4h)

151 They threatened to leave in 2016. What the hell are they still doing here?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:31 PM (N39Ws)

I have been watching a lot of Aussie programs, so I will just say:

Leave, you cunts!!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (ufFY8)

152 So far they are just try to nudge Biden out and encourage him to leave after being the greatest president ever and serving most honorably and saving Our Democracy.

Just wait until they start bringing up actual inflation. And the Afghanistan debacle. Then it gets ugly.

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (GUOwU)

153 Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

Precisely why Trump is smart to keep out of it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (pohLc)

154 So now they’re all in a box canyon with no way out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:28 PM (pgG81)

They have ways out but they lack the anal fortitude to take them. My guess is that eventually a "MAGA nutjob"
will kill him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (U7wke)

155 Biden may be a retarded asshole pervert, but he's their retarded asshole pervert. And as the Obama gay chef drowner well knows, being a pervert is no big deal to the Obama faction.

What he HAD (emphasis on past tense) was Obama backing. Even Obama can't be stupid enough to think that if they run Joe, he has a chance to win. He doesn't, and the hole gets deeper every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C)
_______

I think he's still got their backing, if for no other reason than they have nobody else. Despite all the spittle from Democraps over Biden's chances to win, they are in the same position they always were: Biden was always gonna lose a fair election. He got fisted in 2020. His only chance was always a massive steal. That hasn't changed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

156 139 they will all turn on a dime in a week or less

should be entertaining
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (s3qiR)

========

The betting markets already moved back towards Biden as of early this week.

Kamala was presumptive for, like, 5 days or so, and then it became obvious that Biden wasn't going anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

157 Now that the French elections are safely over, the Paris prosecutor is going to charge Marine Le Pen with illegal campaign financing of her 2020 election.

(Paris is the only department in France where Le Pen did not get the most votes.)

One of the key principles of Our Democracy is that you bring fraudulent legal charges against your political opponents.
Posted by: The ARC of History

LePen is the one to make an example of, for the edification of the majority of voters in France who don't support the uniparty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (lTGtQ)

158 are they going to recruit an 8 year old girl with nice smelling hair to get Joe where he needs to go?
Posted by: blake

This would be a welcome upgrade.

Posted by: Greyhounds at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (w9Wax)

159 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

The Lord works in mysterious ways...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (exHjb)

160 Dr. Jill > Kamala > candidate with a chance of winning.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (zSyrn)

161 No. This is the first time I recall that the media themselves believe they've been caught. And they cannot figure out how to cover for themselves.

I think you are correct. We are in unknown territory here.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

162 I used to smash that shit!

Posted by: Ted Danson at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (BZYCq)

163 It'd be pretty easy to prove/disprove PD.

Where's his DAT scan?

Put him on carbidopa/levodopa for a week and see if he walks better.

I know.
Hidden
and

he's already on c/l and this is as good as he gets.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (FhXTo)

164 The Democrats and their media bootlickers are still lying to us and evading important questions?

I am shocked.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fpVC1)

165 Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2024 12:25 PM (jMXHF)

That guy was great. And a Dem.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 09, 2024 12:36 PM (wGerL)

166 ...in support of the thousands of active-duty members assigned in support of White House operations,"
---
anybody else wondering why there are thousands of active-duty military personnel supporting White House operations? Just me?

Apologies if this has already been addressed, I'm pretending to work in between commenting...

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (iZbyp)

167 I had no idea anything was wrong with Biden when, on multiple occasions, he turned and shook hands with someone who wasn't there! I mean, how was I to know?

Posted by: R. Ottenclam, Cambridge, MA at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (qUkBO)

168 59 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:20 PM (n17eQ)

Who is Joe?
Grady?
Posted by: Inogame

Does Lamont smoke crack and bang underage hookers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (qZEuM)

That was Rollo...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

169 I'd like to see Dr. Jills expression when she leads shithead out to read a teleprompter if the Marine Band started playing the theme song from The Benny Hill show.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024

***
Or The Bugs Bunny Show.

"Overture, hit the lights,
This is it, we'll hit the heights . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

170 "Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!

Posted by: Tom Servo"

I'm reminded of Daffy Duck with the backwards shooting gun face.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (fV+MH)

171 159 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

=======

They even got the conviction, and their calls at calling him a convict lack...well...conviction.

They could have always chosen to run the government well in a way that fostered economic growth and security for the people. But that was beyond the pale, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

172 I don't see why DOCTOR Jill didn't simply demand that the Marine Band play "Lady Marmalade" when she entered a room.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

"The Bitch is Back"

Posted by: Elton John at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (qZEuM)

173 @146

>>Anyone who concludes he loses the election will then want him out. All others want him in.

I don't think elections have any particular meaning other than around the edges.

Remember the Red Wave? Well, that somehow fizzled out.

Conservatives gaining in Britain, France and The EU? That didn't pan out either.

Elections, whether they are here or abroad are largely fake and gay.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)

174 149 "Seeing patients at the White House is something that Dr. Cannard has been doing for a dozen years," the letter said

Nope... The WH Doctor to Bush, Obama, and Trump Ronny Jackson I believe , said last night absolutely not.. Never

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

175 After the election, Hildabeaste and Dr. Jill can get together a pity party to discuss how they were fucked over by Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (pohLc)

176 @103 Cher is mostly artificial, Springsteen has some kind of gut problem , Dion is apparently turning to stone and she's Canadian anyway , Whoopi shits herself as much as Joey, Reiner and Streisand are both fat and stupid. It would be addition by subtraction

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (oSruC)

177 Neither of those tracks actually removes Biden as the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

The Senate can, if it convicts during impeachment, both remove him from office and declare that he may never serve in the future. That would give them an out insofar as the nomination goes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (U7wke)

178 No. This is the first time I recall that the media themselves believe they've been caught.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

What makes you say that?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (fBIbM)

179 It is particularly noteworthy that a Parkinson's expert is coming to the White House because many doctors say that Biden presents with all the symptoms of Parkinson's, including a slowed gait, a weak voice, a "flat face" (I guess that means his vacant stare) and very little blinking.

Waiting for his teleprompter to carry tips like, "Blink"...except he'd say those prompts out loud and then, remembering, close his eyes and forget to open them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

180 You're right
the Dems don't want Joe out of the White House
just off the ticket, so they can put in a ringer

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (/7KEl)

181 102 Parkinsons story may be to give him a valiant hero's sendoff, or to keep that option in reserve.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (fBIbM)

The potential amount of sympathy the public at large could have for a sick Joe will dwindle more and more the longer he persists with the stonewall pretending he is sharp as a tack behind closed doors.

Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (5fDan)

182 Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.
**********************************

welp!!! I guess we call it (aint no HER) POOPY GOLDTURD!!!!

Posted by: yumper at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (phkng)

183 122 Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)
______

I installed new shelves in my closet on Sunday. Much bitching and whining and complaining and "fuck this piece of shit"-ing. But they are now installed and put to good use.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
_______
Shelves in the closet. Happy thought, indeed.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)

184 131 When nothing in the story makes since, it is usually a lie.

A: Hey lets examine neurological issues with military personnel.
B: sounds good where should we do it, a clinic?
A: no, too much security. How about the White House.
B: great idea, these ailing soldiers can definitely get in and out in a hurry and with very little hassle
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (Xb9jY)

I read somewhere along the way that getting your doctor visits and haircuts at the Whitehouse is a status symbol that many lower echelon staffers angle for to show their powah! Perhaps alla these neurodivirgent on the spectrum hires for this administration see this as their clout as the kids say.

Posted by: Al roker at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (OiAR7)

185 The election is no longer, for now anyway, about Trump. Astonishing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (Elz54)

186 Roker sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (OiAR7)

187 177 The Senate can, if it convicts during impeachment, both remove him from office and declare that he may never serve in the future. That would give them an out insofar as the nomination goes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (U7wke)

=======

The requirements for office of the president are in the Constitution, and at no point does it say, "Unless convicted after impeachment."

No court would side against the nominee in that instance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

188 175 After the election, Hildabeaste and Dr. Jill can get together a pity party to discuss how they were fucked over by Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (pohLc)

That's a lie; Trump would never engage in sexual congress with those two.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

189 "I used to smash that shit!

Posted by: Ted Danson"

Supposedly Danson lost a bet to Woody Harrelson.

Which is nasty and depraved in it's own right.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (fV+MH)

190 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!

i tried to warn you, but did you listen? no!

Posted by: greta at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

191 Brian Stelter @brianstelter
Axios: "Hell has no fury like a press corps deceived. Reporters feel duped — and some probably embarrassed —and are scrambling to unearth new evidence of decline."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (Jh5b+)

Has anyone asked them what the purpose of a press corps is if they can be so easily deceived? I mean, Biden isn't Sauron.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (U7wke)

192
"We chose, before last decade was out, to send a trans sexual to the White House, not because it was easy, but because IT WAS HARD!"

-Zombie drug-addled sex addicted JFK

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)

193 Precisely why Trump is smart to keep out of it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024

And the left is so mad he is being quiet!

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (p4NUW)

194 Or The Bugs Bunny Show.

"Overture, hit the lights,
This is it, we'll hit the heights . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think that was written by the same guy who wrote "Those Were the Days" from All in the Family.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)

195 "Prior to the pandemic, and following its end, he has held regular Neurology Clinics at the White House Medical Clinic in support of the thousands of active-duty members assigned in support of White House operations," he wrote.

What a typical bit of wordsmithing, equivocating bullshit by the white house. Technically correct, thousands of military members get assigned to support WH Opns, but this figure includes those stations all over the area but who never set foot inside the WH grounds. They also include military members who get tasked to support when the Prez goes somewhere Pretty sure none of them get examined by Doc Cannard.
Another reson to distrust politicians...they lie all the damn tme.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

196 he's already on c/l and this is as good as he gets.
Posted by: DaveA

Joe is still a fighter! Unfortunately, like Muhammed Ali before him, he suffers from dementia pugilistica, from all those fights with Corn-Pop.

Posted by: Dr. Sellout, Neurologist at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (w9Wax)

197 190 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!

i tried to warn you, but did you listen? no!

Posted by: greta at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

More ice cream, stat!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

198 Shelves in the closet. Happy thought, indeed.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)

As serviceable a staircase as I have ever seen.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (fBIbM)

199 125 Rigged primaries have consequences.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (qUkBO)
_______
They were truly rigged in 2020. This year, well, it was just standard incumbent s***. It is very hard to take out one. Yes, I know about LBJ. But even Reagan couldn't take down Ford.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

200 Who is Joe?
Grady?
Posted by: Inogame

Does Lamont smoke crack and bang underage hookers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (qZEuM)

That was Rollo...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 09, 2024 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

Who is Aunt Esther?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (ufFY8)

201 The french are going after LePen using lawfare.
Can you imagine what they would do to Trump if he loses?

I need a bottom bunk because I am afraid of heights.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (t/2Uw)

202 I'd rather be milf'd for years.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (vFG9F)

203 I suppose there could be Dem winners, specifically the down ticket candidates who get all the campaign funding that Joe's campaign won't have.

He'll be reduced to sitting in the WH and sending out tweets: IOW, 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C)

204 They have ways out but they lack the anal fortitude to take them. My guess is that eventually a "MAGA nutjob"
will kill him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (U7wke)

And even that option just gives them Kamala, which they already know won’t work.

They built the perfect trap for themselves - every possible way out leads to the same end. It’s been fun watching everyone realize what I was saying from the start; there’s no way they can parachute in Gavin, or Whitmer, or Hillary. It’s far too late for that. It’s either Biden, or Kamala, no other options.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (pgG81)

205 176 Cher is mostly artificial,

cher is the vanguard of the cyborg army?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (sGtp+)

206 182 Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too.
**********************************

welp!!! I guess we call it (aint no HER) POOPY GOLDTURD!!!!
Posted by: yumper at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (phkng

Show your support for dark brandon. shit yourself in public the sloooooowly put on a pair of aviators and stompy walk around those Maga clowns.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (OiAR7)

207 Has the press ever been as mean as they have been to this black, lesbian immigrant?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (JLq/1)

208 For whatever reasons, he was installed as VP by the Obama faction, installed as President by the Obama faction, and is still backed by the Obama faction

He doesn’t have that now. There are multiple reports that Barack has been calling Dem power brokers wanting Joe gone.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (3cXfB)

209 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

Like she could pull Chad. She's getting railed by Dexter Micropenis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)

Craig'sList drifters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

210 196 he's already on c/l and this is as good as he gets.
Posted by: DaveA

Joe is still a fighter! Unfortunately, like Muhammed Ali before him, he suffers from dementia pugilistica, from all those fights with Corn-Pop.

Posted by: Dr. Sellout, Neurologist at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (w9Wax)

When he opens a box of that cereal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

211 Is there information on this multispecialty ambulatory clinic on the White House grounds? Seems like there would be a description somewhere on the interwebs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (Dm8we)

212 Michael J Fox is consistently at the top of White House staff google searches because they are huge fans of family ties.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (ogTiX)

213 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (g00p4)

214 they can't impeach Joe
what crime(s) did he commit?

yeah yeah THAT CAN BE PROVED IN COURT, which is what a Senate trial would be

c'mon
Joe can't/won't be dislodged in any lawful way

unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (/7KEl)

215 "59 This presidency is like a bad re-make of Sanford and Son."

Dr. Jill is obviously Aunt Esther.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (zSyrn)

216 Nancy's Udders would make a great band name.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (VMFAF)

217 Another Group Of Hollywood Nobody’s Have Threatened To Leave America If Trump Wins…let’s help them pack.
Cher, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Whoopi Goldberg, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand

I propose a Constitutional Amendment that anyone who publicly declares that they shall leave the country in the event of X shall, should X come to pass, be stripped of their citizenship and given 24 hours to leave the country prior to being declared outlaw.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (U7wke)

218 I wonder what the *biden clan has on the rest of the Democrats that has them all riled up?

The Democrats obviously have dirt on the *bidens, otherwise they wouldn't be putting the screws to him like they are.

But the un-united front is weird for the Democrats.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (Q4IgG)

219 191
Has anyone asked them what the purpose of a press corps is if they can be so easily deceived? I mean, Biden isn't Sauron.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:40 PM (U7wke)

To steal the china, silverware, coffee mugs or anything else they can get their hands on while on AF1.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

220 The potential amount of sympathy the public at large could have for a sick Joe will dwindle more and more the longer he persists with the stonewall pretending he is sharp as a tack behind closed doors.
Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (5fDan)

He was too humble and proud to admit the truth of his illness! His inner circle was merely protecting a decent man who wanted only to fight for his country and protect it from Trump.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (fBIbM)

221 When he opens a box of that cereal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Joe Biden probably eats Kaboom! And likes it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

222 I'll believe the media is miffed when they start reporting on all the other lies from this administration. Another conspiracy theory proven true.

Maybe the doctor was there so Joe could have a Big Boy checkup.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

223 When the choice is between "complicit" and "stupid" the press will choose "stupid" every time.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (vTTFR)

224 Heartwarming to learn that military with neurological issues are being treated in the White House. Joe's philanthropy knows no bounds.

Posted by: And Jill Is Mother Teresa at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (V5BDR)

225 The potential amount of sympathy the public at large could have for a sick Joe will dwindle more and more the longer he persists with the stonewall pretending he is sharp as a tack behind closed doors.

Correct. The longer he insists on staying, the worse their situation and chances for electoral success, and they will focus their anger on him. He's replacing RBG as the object of "why didn't you leave" anger.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (xCA6C)

226 If Lincoln wins I'm moving to Canada!

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (63Dwl)

227
"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
then, you know, I sharted."

"It was a big f'n deal, 'cause my language shows I'm passionate."

Posted by: Auspex at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (j4U/Z)

228 Watch it, sucka!

Posted by: Aunt Esther at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (aTE0p)

229 220 The potential amount of sympathy the public at large could have for a sick Joe will dwindle more and more the longer he persists with the stonewall pretending he is sharp as a tack behind closed doors.
Posted by: Gref at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (5fDan)

He was too humble and proud to admit the truth of his illness! His inner circle was merely protecting a decent man who wanted only to fight for his country and protect it from Trump.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (fBIbM)

Just the way that Venezuela's Chavez, when on death's door, said "I don't want to die!" in Spanish meant that he wanted to live to continue his revolution...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

230 the purpose of the press corps is to give the illusion that the admiistration is answerable to the people

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (/7KEl)

231
True story:

A couple of years, right here on this very fine blog, I speculated that they were loading up old joe on Baby Stem Cells and L-Dopamine to enhance his cognitive abilities.

I also mentioned that some studies have found a correlation between L-Dopa and the Onset of Alzheimer's.

In other words, I suspected that biden's "doctors" were actually making his senility more rapid in the longer term while clearing his brain fog in the short term.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (v8sdr)

232 I'm starting to believe Jill is the worst human being in the US.

She's pushing her obviously addled husband to remain in the presidency while putting the entire nation at risk because she loves all of the trappings of power.

I take that back, not only is Jill a terrible human being, she's also stupid because she obviously can't think beyond what she thinks she deserves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (tT6L1)

233 He was too humble and proud to admit the truth of his illness! His inner circle was merely protecting a decent man who wanted only to fight for his country and protect it from Trump.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (fBIbM)

BS.. The rest of the grifting Biden Family needs to keep Joe alive to keep up the grift and avoid possible indictments when Joe's term AKA, protection is up...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (IyPmt)

234 Ace's shelves are yuge and luxurious.

Posted by: The Donald at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (VuZH8)

235 221 When he opens a box of that cereal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Joe Biden probably eats Kaboom! And likes it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

delayed explosive reaction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

236 yeah yeah THAT CAN BE PROVED IN COURT, which is what a Senate trial would be
c'mon
Joe can't/won't be dislodged in any lawful way
unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (/7KEl)

There is plenty of evidence to impeach Biden, if they were serious. Plenty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (pohLc)

237 Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 12:44 PM (B0mGw)

Exactly. Are any of them interested in how else they have been "deceived" by these people, or nah bro?

Unless you mean to imply it's all just another grand psy-op???

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (fBIbM)

238 The Whitehouse is telling you this - YES the President has Parkinson's, but we can't say this is true, because it is a state secret. I mean, what if our enemies knew? As if they don't.

Yes, these high-level geniuses think that people don't KNOW that Biden is a mess. That everyone doesn't know it. They are delusional enough to think they are saving the world by pretending otherwise.

Remember when Biden shit his pants in England in front of the Duchess of Cornwall? And they pretended that didn't happen? Good times.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (nLFEI)

239 Oh, and that cocaine? That *also* was White House military personnel.

Posted by: Stooge Central at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (qUkBO)

240 "Michael J Fox is consistently at the top of White House staff google searches because they are huge fans of family ties.

Posted by: Oglebay "

Looked him up just yesterday. Still going.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (fV+MH)

241 welp!!! I guess we call it (aint no HER) POOPY GOLDTURD!!!!
-----
Isn't she Gaza's Chief Rabbi??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (Jh5b+)

242 239 Oh, and that cocaine? That *also* was White House military personnel.
Posted by: Stooge Central at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (qUkBO)

=======

"It was PCP!"
-Louis Winthorp III

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

243 IIRC ...
It is HIPAA, not HIPPA

Posted by: Kathy at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (p69D5)

244 234 Ace's shelves are yuge and luxurious.

Posted by: The Donald at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (VuZH

Hobo pelts; they soften the blow when the shelving succumbs to gravity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

245 They built the perfect trap for themselves

They really did. It's quite diabolical, even though it was unintentional.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

246 administration

that one got by me
we regret the error. Ed.

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (/7KEl)

247 time to go end-block-turn around the kitchen

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (FhXTo)

248 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY WAITED TOO LATE. HIS SIGNATURES ON THE PILE OF PARDONS IS BUKKAKE.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (VuZH8)

249 As Tom Servo points out… it’s hilarious watching the Dems thrash about stuck in a trap of their own making. There is no magic panic button…. They are stuck with Joe unless he kicks the bucket. Then their booby prize would be Kamala…. It’s karmic….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (2BAti)

250 Its the down ballot polling. Thats why they want Joe gone. They could be wiped out 1994 style, but with a Trump incoming.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (Elz54)

251 @231 I sure wish they'd hurry up to the conclusion

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (oSruC)

252 5 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro

He literally had brain surgery several years ago

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

253 We need to take Sundowner's brain out to test what's wrong with him, guess we could give it back afterwards

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (g00p4)

254 214 they can't impeach Joe
what crime(s) did he commit?

yeah yeah THAT CAN BE PROVED IN COURT, which is what a Senate trial would be

c'mon
Joe can't/won't be dislodged in any lawful way

unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (/7KEl

ITS NOT A CRIME TO BE SICK...TO HAVE UHHHH THAT THING YOU KNOW...oh well uh nevermind

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (OiAR7)

255 Remember when Biden shit his pants in England in front of the Duchess of Cornwall? And they pretended that didn't happen? Good times.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (nLFEI)

I believe that was just a loud fart.. Joe shit his pants in front of the Pope

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (IyPmt)

256 236 yeah yeah THAT CAN BE PROVED IN COURT, which is what a Senate trial would be
c'mon
Joe can't/won't be dislodged in any lawful way
unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:42 PM (/7KEl)

There is plenty of evidence to impeach Biden, if they were serious. Plenty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (pohLc)

they'd impeach a ham sandwich for having a rye expression.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

257
Correction!

Correction: I meant ONSET of Parkinsons.

L-Dopa, while improving cognitive disabilities associated with senility and again, could possibly Increase Onset of Parkinsons Disease.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (v8sdr)

258 From babysitter banging the Dad, to most powerful woman in the world! Top that for a resume!

Posted by: Dr Jill at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (aTE0p)

259 "Idiocracy" was supposed to be satire, not a "how-to" manual.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (VuZH8)

260 and the hole gets deeper every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C)

That's just how I like it...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (53oGX)

261 Jill Biden is a self-centered asshole that cares about nothing but her power and prestige.

What a bitch. And it's front and center for all to see.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (qZEuM)

262 How many celebrities have promoted to go away if Trump wins?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 09, 2024 12:47 PM (JLq/1)

263 Who is Aunt Esther?
---------
Maxine Waters.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Jh5b+)

264 252 5 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro

He literally had brain surgery several years ago
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

First you get a very small scalpel....

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (OiAR7)

265 impeached is not convicted

what do lawyers always say- it's what you can PROVE

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (/7KEl)

266 Correct. The longer he insists on staying, the worse their situation and chances for electoral success, and they will focus their anger on him. He's replacing RBG as the object of "why didn't you leave" anger.
Posted by: Archimedes
____________

The absolute deadline is September 15, when early voting starts in Pennsylvania. Less whatever time would be necessary to get the sub on that ballot.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Dm8we)

267 252 5 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro

He literally had brain surgery several years ago
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

IIRC, he has had 2 aneurysms which were corrected surgically.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (N39Ws)

268 my dark horse for Trump's VP: Winsome Sears

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (V6W16)

269 Leni Riefenstahl was also deceived! Reportedly very mad about it! If only she had known the truth she could have told it!

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (fBIbM)

270 178 No. This is the first time I recall that the media themselves believe they've been caught.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

What makes you say that?
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:38 PM (fBIbM)
_______
The panicked way they have responded. "We didn't know. We were lied to, just like you." Note, they have yet to settle on a single narrative. And it may now be too late.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

271 AOC has come out in support of Joey. To paraphrase her statement "we retards have to stick together"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (oSruC)

272 Latrine Jean-Pierre has got to be feeling like the world's biggest Patsy right now.

Posted by: DALTON at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (rn2/h)

273 268 my dark horse for Trump's VP: Winsome Sears
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (V6W16)

I think she has eligibility problems...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

274 232 I'm starting to believe Jill is the worst human being in the US.

Are you serious? Look at the whole corrupt, perverted clan. They are all scum, and without a shred of conscious or remorse for their general sliminess. In fact, they believe they are superior people. They are low grade, backwoods, inbred, toothless trailer trash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (pohLc)

275 268 my dark horse for Trump's VP: Winsome Sears
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (V6W16)

=======

So dark horse because she's not eligible. She wasn't born in the US or to American citizens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

276 From the last thread, that Rabbi Linda Goldstein X account is classic, classic parody hilarity. I've never had a Twitter but I'm considering doing X solely for that one account!
Great stuff

Posted by: LenNeal at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (bFId9)

277
Why Hasn't Ace Titled At Least One Of His Posts: "House Of Cards"?

What is he waiting for?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (v8sdr)

278
I believe that was just a loud fart.. Joe shit his pants in front of the Pope
______

Regardless, both acts were official doodies.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: 3rd Grader at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (aTE0p)

279 He literally had brain surgery several years ago
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

First you get a very small scalpel....
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (OiAR7)

MY......BRAIN......HURTS!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Gumby at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (T+Iwg)

280 252 5 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moro

He literally had brain surgery several years ago
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:46 PM (EGSGm)

Of all the shit you see with Biden, the weirdest one is the way he puts on his trade mark aviators like his arms are locked and his wrist is being pulled up slowly by a string. Just weird.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (OiAR7)

281 What is Tay-Tay's opinion? That's all that matters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (v6JzV)

282 " It's quite diabolical, "

"The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine." - English proverb.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (VuZH8)

283 Senate impeaches him and the tie breaking vote is cast by.... Oh, yeah that'll look great in the GOP election adverts!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (kQKm1)

284 Are you serious? Look at the whole corrupt, perverted clan. They are all scum, and without a shred of conscious or remorse for their general sliminess. In fact, they believe they are superior people. They are low grade, backwoods, inbred, toothless trailer trash.

please God let me find a way to move out of here

so many such cases! many such cases

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (s3qiR)

285 122 Stop giving Ace s**t about his shelves. They are just unbounded by what has been, haters.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)
______

I installed new shelves in my closet on Sunday. Much bitching and whining and complaining and "fuck this piece of shit"-ing. But they are now installed and put to good use.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

I set up one of those winches for my Jeep hardtop in the garage... similar to shelves except its holding 180 lbs 9.5 feet above your head.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (53oGX)

286 Joe, Whoopi, and Al Roker have not been able to "trust" a fart since the 90s.

Posted by: Runnin' On Empty at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (V5BDR)

287 off commie sock

Posted by: Inogame at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (53oGX)

288 In the military, if you are sick, you go on sick call. You go to the doc, he doesn't come to you. Even Generals and Admirals. And there is no clinic in the WH that can support thousands of military personnel.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (W/lyH)

IDK, Maybe the entire joint chiefs of staff have Parkinson's too, they could have caught it in Iraq tending burn barrels.

Posted by: TC at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (FjlUt)

289 115 Another Group Of Hollywood Nobody’s Have Threatened To Leave America If Trump Wins…let’s help them pack.
Cher, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Whoopi Goldberg, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand

They threatened to leave in 2016. What the hell are they still doing here?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 09, 2024 12:31 PM (N39Ws)

+++++

They can only leave if they take an extended family of muslims with them.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (ogTiX)

290 278
I believe that was just a loud fart.. Joe shit his pants in front of the Pope
______

Regardless, both acts were official doodies.

I'll show myself out.
Posted by: 3rd Grader at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (aTE0p

Lol well played. good thing he has immunity for official doodies. Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (OiAR7)

291 One debate

And it is Joey Bidet the media sharks are circling.

Someone has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (5hy2B)

292 Aunt Esther was a righteous God-fearing lady
that's why she was always on Fred's case

Maxine Waters is not that
she is twisted, evil, and a fraud and a grifter

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (/7KEl)

293 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

Like she could pull Chad. She's getting railed by Dexter Micropenis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)

Craig'sList drifters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

Donkeys

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (sJHOI)

294 "my dark horse for Trump's VP: Winsome Sears"

Be still my heart.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (VuZH8)

295 @237
"Unless you mean to imply it's all just another grand psy-op???"

I think the psy-op is trying to thread the needle to remove him without doing damage to the party. I believe they are genuinely panicking, but too little, too late.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (B0mGw)

296 Axios: "Hell has no fury like a press corps deceived. Reporters feel duped — and some probably embarrassed —and are scrambling to unearth new evidence of decline."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 12:29 PM (Jh5b+)

---
We are shocked, SHOCKED! To learn that the dude we've spent 3 years fellating is just now showing signs and symptoms of mental decline!

What a bunch of transparently corrupt assholes. You have to be willfully, colossally stupid and blinkered to not have noticed up until about three days ago.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (oqH4h)

297 The panicked way they have responded. "We didn't know. We were lied to, just like you." Note, they have yet to settle on a single narrative. And it may now be too late.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

Do you really think a significant number of people have now realized the media lies for Democrats? Really? Now??

Not seeing it at all, sorry. The mostly unaware public will buy that the media were "deceived". This is one of those "if you don't know by now" deals. The realizations will continue to be a trickle. It's no watershed.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (fBIbM)

298 IDK, Maybe the entire joint chiefs of staff have Parkinson's too, they could have caught it in Iraq tending burn barrels.
Posted by: TC at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (FjlUt)

If only they'd be placed in the burn barrels...

Posted by: a man can dream at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (mIzto)

299 I look at that list of celebrities threatening to leave and think, "Wow, they were over the hill and irrelevant 8 years ago. What, exactly, has changed since for them to believe anything they say is of value?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 12:33 PM (tT6L1)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tw5Tzx3QpZQ

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (U7wke)

300 293 Miffed? You mean like David French is when his wife's getting pounded by Chad Ironcock and he's not around to watch from the closet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

Like she could pull Chad. She's getting railed by Dexter Micropenis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)

Craig'sList drifters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

Donkeys

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 12:51 PM (sJHOI)

Guys with hammers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

301

That media shlub was decided to be the one to spazz out like a dweeb.

They used to spazz out every press conference.

The kabuki shit is hilarious.

Can't wait for Big Gretch and those milkers of hers to be on full display soon. With that lush drunk idiot Billy Carter brother.

It'll be fun to see. She'll have to get rid of that fake Michigan accent. Probably working on it now.

That fake kidnapping she set up for herself was an indication of how far she will go to be all important and shit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (et1vG)

302 273 268 my dark horse for Trump's VP: Winsome Sears
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 09, 2024 12:48 PM (V6W16)

I think she has eligibility problems...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

Not eligible… and, because Conservative, Reeeeaally not eligible..

Posted by: tubal at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (PCK5/)

303 283 Senate impeaches him and the tie breaking vote is cast by.... Oh, yeah that'll look great in the GOP election adverts!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (kQKm1)

Don't leave us hanging, who?

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (OiAR7)

304
Re: Tay Tay

IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (v8sdr)

305 We need to take Sundowner's brain out to test what's wrong with him, guess we could give it back afterwards
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024

***
Don't send Igor to retrieve it!

Posted by: Victor Fronk-en-shteen at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

306 I'd like to see Dr. Jills expression when she leads shithead out to read a teleprompter if the Marine Band started playing the theme song from The Benny Hill show.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:32 PM (pohLc)

When Bill Clinton was inaugurated, the band gave a spirited rendition of "The Liberty Bell" march, AKA the theme song for Monty Python.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (6if7h)

307 Oh. Not native born. Oh well. She could still serve as Sec State.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (VuZH8)

308 I wonder if the Secret Services name for Biden is Algernon?
--------------
Chief Mop would be moar fitting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (n17eQ)

309 304
Re: Tay Tay

IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (v8sdr)

Showing how stupid the world's become.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

310 The absolute deadline is September 15, when early voting starts in Pennsylvania. Less whatever time would be necessary to get the sub on that ballot.

____

I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't already have enough ballots already printed to Save Democracy in key states.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (RLLZj)

311
Can't wait for Big Gretch and those milkers of hers to be on full display soon. With that lush drunk idiot Billy Carter brother.

It'll be fun to see. She'll have to get rid of that fake Michigan accent. Probably working on it now.

That fake kidnapping she set up for herself was an indication of how far she will go to be all important and shit.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS

Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussis Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson Contractual Obligation Comment at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (bEb2S)

312 IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (v8sdr)

I imagine her cult would be voting Dem anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (IyPmt)

313 IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (v8sdr)

Only because we are a nation brain-dead retards.

Posted by: The apex of dumbth at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (mIzto)

314 "That's Eyegore and what hump?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (5hy2B)

315 284 Are you serious? Look at the whole corrupt, perverted clan. They are all scum, and without a shred of conscious or remorse for their general sliminess. In fact, they believe they are superior people. They are low grade, backwoods, inbred, toothless trailer trash.
----
Having grown up in rural Appalachia, I resent the insult directed toward all of the backwoods trailer trash out there. A lot of them were decent folks. Poor and perhaps a little slow, but not venal, corrupt, conniving pieces of shit angling to fuck over their fellow man at every possible turn.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

316 I think the psy-op is trying to thread the needle to remove him without doing damage to the party. I believe they are genuinely panicking, but too little, too late.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (B0mGw)

Hope you are right. But people have very, very, very short memories. We forget it when we are in the middle of these things but Democrats know and have weaponized it to ultimate advantage.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (fBIbM)

317 308 I wonder if the Secret Services name for Biden is Algernon?
--------------
Chief Mop would be moar fitting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (n17eQ)

"The potato's out of the oven!"--Biden's Secret Service

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

318 This idea that the Biden Harris campaign will lose all the money donated if he drops out and she is the nominee is horseshit.

The money then goes to the Dem party, and they can spend it any fucking way they please. Including on an alternate nominee.

The solution is simple - Biden retires, Kamala takes over and announces she will serve as interim president till the election. And she says "in fairness" she won't accept the nomination.

That gives her the honor of being the first female president, and she has limited opportunity to fuck everything up, and doesn't have to lose to Trump. Dems nominate a new team, and the Dems give them all the money. Simple.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (nLFEI)

319 Y'all sure make a lot out of poor Joe's stutter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (aD39U)

320 Someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Posted by: Archimedes'

They're too incompetent to work those jobs. I'm not joking, they really are too dumb to work those jobs. They do not have the manual dexterity skills and lack self-direction. Also, they could not get hired at a supermarket, they're too dumb for that too, and I should know.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (bFId9)

321 It's never personal with these people because the individual doesn't matter.
.......

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF !

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

323 153 Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

Precisely why Trump is smart to keep out of it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:35 PM (pohLc)

He's quiet because he's hiding his dementia!!!

Posted by: Crazy Nancy at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (53oGX)

324 Can't wait for Big Gretch and those milkers of hers to be on full display soon.

Does she have big 'uns?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

325 IIRC, he has had 2 aneurysms which were corrected surgically.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Yup, first one in 1988, second more recently.
That put (past tense) at higher risk if vascular dementia.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (EGSGm)

326 Thank you ballistic. Good decent folks. I love them.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (VuZH8)

327 "The Spud's a dud!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

328 IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer

On a totally unrelated topic, where is that giant Earth destroying meteor we were promised?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (lTGtQ)

329 They would never allow someone like Taylor Swift that kind of unchecked power. They made that very mistake once with Donald Trump. Taylor is owned lock stock.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (fBIbM)

330 "But people have very, very, very short memories."

I agree 100%. I just don't know if the mechanisms are in place to quietly put Biden away and shift the entire campaign in the short amount of time.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (B0mGw)

331 Easy followup question: The President said that after the debate, he was a doctor who tested him for Covid. You're saying he never saw a doctor.

Is this just one more example of the President's brain being broken?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (/nCD+)

332 IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.

Need to look at that Gladiator II trailer again.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (w9Wax)

333 309 304
Re: Tay Tay

IF Tailor Swift wanted to, she could end or save biden with one tweet. She has the power of Julius Caesar.

If she posted a pic of biden with a thumbs down smiley, biden would be gone within the hour. She has that much power. I'm serious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 12:53 PM (v8sdr)

Showing how stupid the world's become.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

Black Mirror got nothin' on us!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (sJHOI)

334 322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (

Yeah. The windows closed on The Rock about 4 years ago.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (OiAR7)

335 Having grown up in rural Appalachia, I resent the insult directed toward all of the backwoods trailer trash out there. A lot of them were decent folks. Poor and perhaps a little slow, but not venal, corrupt, conniving pieces of shit angling to fuck over their fellow man at every possible turn.
Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

Dude, I am an Arkie. I know all about hill people.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc)

336 319 Y'all sure make a lot out of poor Joe's stutter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (aD39U)

and pauses...
and inability to sit on a chair...
and inability to confront stairs (his nemesis)...
and...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

337 Has Hillary said anything yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (5hy2B)

338 The requirements for office of the president are in the Constitution, and at no point does it say, "Unless convicted after impeachment."

No court would side against the nominee in that instance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

From Article 1: Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (U7wke)

339 322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

Is she >= 35?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

340 Joe's secret service code name is CELTIC
kamala's is PIONEER

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (/7KEl)

341 So do Moms tell their children don't get in any cars, cops are usually good. Run away from street people and the FBI.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (J8LnB)

342 Joe, Whoopi, and Al Roker have not been able to "trust" a fart since the 90s.
Posted by: Runnin' On Empty
......

Don't forget Nadler.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

343 On a totally unrelated topic, where is that giant Earth destroying meteor we were promised?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

It's waiting for the Earth's core to screw everything up first with its rotation issues, and then move in for the kill.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

344 297 The panicked way they have responded. "We didn't know. We were lied to, just like you." Note, they have yet to settle on a single narrative. And it may now be too late.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

Do you really think a significant number of people have now realized the media lies for Democrats? Really? Now??

Not seeing it at all, sorry. The mostly unaware public will buy that the media were "deceived". This is one of those "if you don't know by now" deals. The realizations will continue to be a trickle. It's no watershed.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (fBIbM)
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I've already heard several (3) minimal info voters say that. Not counting my idiot sister who seems to becoming aware.

It's real. And it's likely to gather steam, as they lie more.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (1bNHn)

345 The absolute deadline is September 15, when early voting starts in Pennsylvania. Less whatever time would be necessary to get the sub on that ballot.

--

Two frigging months ahead.
PA is the pits.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (EGSGm)

346 339 322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

Is she >= 35?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

Intertubes say she'll be 35 in December, so yes, she's eligible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

347 One of the key principles of Our Democracy is that you bring fraudulent legal charges against your political opponents.

I assume Nigel Farage is next, and probably Geert Wilders?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (2ocoG)

348 345 The absolute deadline is September 15, when early voting starts in Pennsylvania. Less whatever time would be necessary to get the sub on that ballot.

--

Two frigging months ahead.
PA is the pits.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (EGSGm)

Is that why one of its cities is called Pittsburgh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

349 26 welp tuck is wrong
because the President - who is a Dem - has power of office.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
========
Pundits always try to distinguish themselves by issuing distinctive 'hot takes' that they rely on the rest of us to forget when they don't pan out.

Leaving aside true black swan events with no antecedents in history, the usual safe prediction is that tomorrow will be similar in most respect to today. Inertia overcomes movement in politics most of the time.

Applied to this situation, Biden is in office and removal via the 25th has never been done and impeachment requires the assistance of the GOP in Congress. Both will damage the Democrat party as much as letting Biden stay in.

Biden can resign his office which lets Kamala take over but different factions in the Dem party don't necessarily want her to ascend to the big chair as it will shut off some of their current power and/or risk future power.

Outsider candidates like Newsome, Whitmer, even Killary would have to gang up on the current insiders to change the rules and laws in order to let their faction win while being rivals themselves for the big chair. Donors are split all across the place.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 12:58 PM (+hgea)

350 @Does she have big 'uns?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

Yes, they are very nearly the size of her forehead.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (m4fS2)

351 It once took my dear mother 9 months to pass a turd.

...and there I appeared in my special cradle.

Posted by: Poopi Goldberg at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (Ybyk2)

352
Please people, look up "Parkinson's dementia' aka 'Lewy Body Dementia'.

If you're thinking a shake rattle and rolling sort of thing like Michael Fox, it's very much different.

Details here: https://rb.gy/55g759
Symptoms list compared to Joe? Nearly 100%.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (RKVpM)

353 The joke about the Spanish admiral with the punchline "bring me my brown pants" is the story of the Biden presidency

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (oSruC)

354 339 322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

Is she >= 35?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)
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I think both Tay Tay AND AOC are. Or will be by inauguration day. Now there's a ticket.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (1bNHn)

355
There is plenty of evidence to impeach Biden, if they were serious. Plenty.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:45 PM (pohLc)

Oh yeah, just start with Burisma! But that drags down a whole lot of the Dem establishment with him. Dem insiders are in the process of accepting the idea that 4 more years of Trump is far safer for them than opening this can of worms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (pgG81)

356 I'm sure there is a conference call going on right now, explaining that three quarters of a million ballots have already been printed and filled out - there isn't the time or money to redo those.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (lTGtQ)

357 On a totally unrelated topic, where is that giant Earth destroying meteor we were promised?

Apophis - April 13, 2029 is supposed to make an Earth approach that is lower than the orbit of some satellites.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (5hy2B)

358 354 339 322 Let's go full Idiotocracy

Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:56 PM (5hy2B)

Is she >= 35?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)
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I think both Tay Tay AND AOC are. Or will be by inauguration day. Now there's a ticket.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (1bNHn)

Tay & Teeth, 2024.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

359 Having grown up in rural Appalachia, I resent the insult directed toward all of the backwoods trailer trash out there. A lot of them were decent folks. Poor and perhaps a little slow, but not venal, corrupt, conniving pieces of shit angling to fuck over their fellow man at every possible turn.
Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

As a descendant of such folk myself, I approve this message.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson can fuck right off at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (mIzto)

360 So... they are saying that soldiers stationed at the White House have a variety of...neurological issues? One's that need a specialist?

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (nLFEI)

361 Many don't understand this simple truth: The Praetorian Guard chooses the Emperor. Joe will go, eventually. Whom the Guard chooses is yet to be revealed.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (VuZH8)

362 Dude, I am an Arkie. I know all about hill people.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc)
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Fair enough, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (oqH4h)

363 280

Of all the shit you see with Biden, the weirdest one is the way he puts on his trade mark aviators like his arms are locked and his wrist is being pulled up slowly by a string. Just weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (OiAR7)

One of the things I hate most about Biden is little things that he's ruined for me. My favorites were always Ray-Ban aviators and an Omega Seamaster. Now, I gave up my long-time aviators for a pair of Wayfarers, and wear a Tudor. I don't want to be associated with that horrible shitstain in any way. I know it's petty, but hey, I'm petty.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (QdGJh)

364 she's hot- I don't care what you grizzled old mooks say

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 01:01 PM (/7KEl)

365 Can't wait for Big Gretch and those milkers of hers to be on full display soon. With that lush drunk idiot Billy Carter brother.

It'll be fun to see. She'll have to get rid of that fake Michigan accent. Probably working on it now.

That fake kidnapping she set up for herself was an indication of how far she will go to be all important and shit.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 09, 2024 12:52 PM (et1vG

I saw Big Gretch and the milkers open for Hootie and the blowfish at the Grand Ole Oprey in 2012

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:01 PM (OiAR7)

366 What are odds that the spazz White House reporter is found dead on a DC street?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (oSruC)

367 Senate impeaches him and the tie breaking vote is cast by.... Oh, yeah that'll look great in the GOP election adverts!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:50 PM (kQKm1)

Conviction requires 2/3 which means the VP would not vote.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (U7wke)

368 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
1h

JUST IN: The House Democratic Caucus meeting about Biden's future as the candidate was a disaster according to @JakeSherman who reported it "felt like a funeral."

The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.

While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (jGGMD)

369 "I was raised among Appalachian hillbillies! You don't vote for me you ain't hillbilly, Jack!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (RLLZj)

370 It's gonna be Kamalama / Newsom or Newsom / Kamalama.
Either way CA will be glad to be rid of them both, but I weep for the country as a whole.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

371 i just saw a clip of ocasio-crackpot saying "joe biden is our nominee".

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (CWTWj)

372 While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (jGGMD)
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They couldn't decide who they fear most. They really are stupid, aren't they?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1)

373 Biden wears those Ray-Bans because the drug cocktails dilate his pupils so far, he'd damage his eyes otherwise

IMO
ymmv

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (/7KEl)

374 I should finish that novel with the young girl President or just write a short story about how the President of the United States is merely a young celebrity girl because the Democrats managed to get the Constitution changed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (5hy2B)

375 Not seeing it at all, sorry. The mostly unaware public will buy that the media were "deceived". This is one of those "if you don't know by now" deals. The realizations will continue to be a trickle. It's no watershed.
Posted by: ...

Bad times force low propensity voters to take stock of what is going on. The difference between them and the ideologues (people that follow politics and have cause and effect beliefs for policies), is that low propensity voters have broad outcome preferences that can be solidified due to bad direct experiences like inflation, knowledge of granma's dementia, etc.

Rough estimates are that somewhere over 80 million or so saw part or all of the 'debate' and they presumably informed roughly 2-5 other people of what they saw.

So, yes even the so called low info voters are now aware that Joe ain't ok, Covid Vaxx is deadlier than the disease, and so on.

There is a reason that MSM trust is down or even below in some cases compared to GOP and Dem party in office.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (+hgea)

376 My nose is starting to run, and I'm sneezing. I'd better go lie down before I declare war on Medicare.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (1bNHn)

377 write a short story about how the President of the United States is merely a young celebrity girl because the Democrats managed to get the Constitution changed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (5hy2B)

A remake of Wild in the Streets?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (aD39U)

378 Two frigging months ahead.
PA is the pits.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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2 months ahead, and however many days or weeks after to get the vote count correct. IYKWIM
-Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (aTE0p)

379 376 My nose is starting to run, and I'm sneezing. I'd better go lie down before I declare war on Medicare.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (1bNHn)

Take it easy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

380 While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Will bell, Book, and candle work on Joey or Jill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (5hy2B)

381 My nose is starting to run
Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2024 01:04 PM (1bNHn)

Do your feet smell?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (aD39U)

382 Must be good to know if you are a rank and file dem that the fate of the Democrat party and the country is in the hands of a dementia patient they voted for.

Sleep tight. Ya done good.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (OiAR7)

383
CELTIC SHART STORM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (eOD1V)

384 366 What are odds that the spazz White House reporter is found dead on a DC street?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (oSruC)

Single bullet to the back of the head. Shoes, phone, watch, wallet left untouched. Capitol police rule it a mugging gone bad on scene. All security cameras in the area happened to be malfunctioning at the time.

Posted by: Give him the Seth Rich at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (mIzto)

385 I'm not giving up my RayBans or my Seamaster

f*** those people and f*** that guy in particular

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (/7KEl)

386 372 While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.
Posted by: Dr. T
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Cohen is being whipsawed as he is a white jewish congress critter that represents an overwhelmingly black district (the old Harold Ford and his father's district) in Memphis, TN. He will do what Clyburn tells him to do for his own political survival.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (+hgea)

387 383
CELTIC SHART STORM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (eOD1V)

Is that a move on Yugio?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

388 The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.

While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.

Posted by: Dr. T

Like I said, it isn't about the person, it is that nobody stands out as a better replacement. They can interchange candidates easily, and their followers would follow, but nobody in the bullpen is a better choice in terms of votes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (lTGtQ)

389 If it's not Biden, it's Kamala. And it will be Kamala-Bootyjudge.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (fBIbM)

390 There is a reason that MSM trust is down or even below in some cases compared to GOP and Dem party in office.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:03 PM (+hgea)

And it’s the same reason that some rando who calls himself “Catturd” on Twitter has far more credibility, and more followers, than any MSM figure you can name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (pgG81)

391 Prince Of Wales wears a Seamaster

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (/7KEl)

392 "Single bullet to the back of the head. Shoes, phone, watch, wallet left untouched. Capitol police rule it a mugging gone bad on scene. "

Those national parks violent crime rates are off the chart.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (B0mGw)

393 The Left is so ascendant right now with the damn good elections in Britain and France, that any Democrat would win. Americans want Democratic policies, despite President Biden's infirmities.

Posted by: Sid at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (pjt5P)

394 *Why would "military personnel" see a doctor at the White House?!*

That's actually pretty normal. My dentist is in the West Wing next to the Starbucks.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (MX0bI)

395 Dr. T

Confusion to our enemies!

Request granted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (u82oZ)

396 Taylor Swift winning the presidency would cause me to ponder if I shouldn’t move to…. Iceland? Guatemala? Somewhere else….. or just agitate for Texas to declare her independence (much better)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (2BAti)

397 "I was raised among Appalachian hillbillies! You don't vote for me you ain't hillbilly, Jack!"

Posted by: Joe Biden
......

Moonshiners killed Beau.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

398 “ All this nonsense you read about how "only Biden can make the decision to leave" is just so absurd.”

Not sure how he can make that declaration and it’s one reason I’ve become somewhat of a skeptic about Tucker’s musings. It’s axiomatic to state the Democrats are a collective. It’s obvious they move in ways that benefit the group. We’ve admired from a distance their loyalty to the “cause” and sacrifices on its behalf. But that’s more an adherence to the cult on a personal level, rather than outside rules that govern political activities. That said, there is no person who can take the elected president it of the race than himself. If it was up to the collective he would already be gone. Not only do I believe Biden is too stubborn to leave, I also believe “they” won’t force home to either. Notwithstanding his selfish nature won’t allow him too, he’s also really their last best hope. But that’s just me talking now.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (7H2Ib)

399 389 If it's not Biden, it's Kamala. And it will be Kamala-Bootyjudge.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (fBIbM)

They both suck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

400 Apophis - April 13, 2029 is supposed to make an Earth approach that is lower than the orbit of some satellites.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (5hy2B)

Some future history will read that SpaceX could have saved us but they were waiting on launch authority from one of forty or so federal agencies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (U7wke)

401
Big Gretch -- Governor Gunt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (eOD1V)

402 remember the commies marching outside the white house in 1941? same as ever.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (CWTWj)

403 The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.

While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.

F your consensus, your people have spoken. Biden is the nominee unless he steps down.

Hahaha

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (OiAR7)

404 399 389 If it's not Biden, it's Kamala. And it will be Kamala-Bootyjudge.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (fBIbM)

They both suck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

Heyo!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (LDevB)

405 "Like I said, it isn't about the person, it is that nobody stands out as a better replacement. They can interchange candidates easily, and their followers would follow, but nobody in the bullpen is a better choice in terms of votes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine "

They've got the Machine, but all their candidates are garbage.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (fV+MH)

406 The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.

While leaving the event, a somber Rep. Steve Cohen said Democrats were not only not on the same page, but they're not even in the same book.

Brutal.

Or so he says...

Posted by: That guy who knows nothing is what it seems at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (xCA6C)

407 Eat another LSD laced turd Sid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (pohLc)

408 159 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

The Lord works in mysterious ways...

________

God's jokes are truly "next level"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (Xb9jY)

409 Anna Puma, It's already been done. "Wild in the Streets." 1968.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (VuZH8)

410 388 Like I said, it isn't about the person, it is that nobody stands out as a better replacement. They can interchange candidates easily, and their followers would follow, but nobody in the bullpen is a better choice in terms of votes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (lTGtQ)

========

I fully believe that Democrats are willing to break every rule to replace Biden.

But no one polls better consistently. They pretty consistently poll worse, all while having the unknown effect of how bad will it get when they admit failure and just undemocratically replace him factor lingering.

But, it does show that there are limits to what they can do. They tried to clear the deck in 2020 for Kamala. It failed miserably because Democrat voters are racist and sexist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

411 335 Having grown up in rural Appalachia, I resent the insult directed toward all of the backwoods trailer trash out there. A lot of them were decent folks. Poor and perhaps a little slow, but not venal, corrupt, conniving pieces of shit angling to fuck over their fellow man at every possible turn.
Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 12:55 PM (oqH4h)

Dude, I am an Arkie. I know all about hill people.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
========
The worst snobs often are the ones trying to distinguish themselves from their family and upbringing. Reason why a lot of them flock to cities and become Lefties and deviants.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (+hgea)

412 So, now we're supposed to believe that thousands of military personnel (most of whom don't even work at the WH) come and go from the WH all the time, because it doubles as a medical clinic?

And that we have military personnel with Parkinson's issues?

LOL. They really ARE in panic mode...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (hOOi9)

413 Ara?

Wild in the Streets?

Never even heard of it. Background character in novel it will remain

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (5hy2B)

414 The best analogy I've seen is the 7 stages of grief. The dems are heading quickly to acceptance, the last stage. Once they get there they will all be on board with joetato running.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (2NHgQ)

415 My nose is starting to run, and I'm sneezing. I'd better go lie down before I declare war on Medicare.
Posted by: Eeyore

Sounds like you've got a cold. Don't try to debate Trump in that condition.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV)

416 The blue- and no-collar people around me flatly do not care. "They're all a bunch of crooks, who cares?"
Blacks will bother to vote for another Black person and the FSA, otherwise they don't care either; the professional White people that infest my burg after our economy picked up would vote for Reinhard Heydrich if he was a Democrat; same with the dwindling Union guys.
Most of the Hispanics don't vote at all, some of the Hispanic Evangelicals will vote on religious principles (anti-abortion, mostly) if their leaders tell them to.
There are actual cultural conservatives and we do vote, but it remains a swing state due primarily to voter apathy. Turnouts are rarely more than 50% for ANY election here.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (bFId9)

417 Single bullet to the back of the head. Shoes, phone, watch, wallet left untouched. Capitol police rule it a mugging gone bad on scene. All security cameras in the area happened to be malfunctioning at the time.
Posted by: Give him the Seth Rich at July 09, 2024 01:05 PM (mIzto)

Two days later Trump is indicted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (U7wke)

418 Dude, I am an Arkie. I know all about hill people.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc)

did you hear Tucker Carlson's interview with Steven Sailer about how BL really don't matter, Karen and Pandemics, and how the Sacklers and the Mexican Cartels focused on poor whites as preferred customers for opiates because no one really likes them as a demographic, and unlike other "racial" categories, the only people promoting them as a class are still banned by Twitter and hunted by the FBI?

https://tinyurl.com/yckwnbem

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (D7oie)

419 403 F your consensus, your people have spoken. Biden is the nominee unless he steps down.

Hahaha
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (OiAR7)

========

If this had happened a year ago, a few months before the first primary vote, they'd easily be able to have moved beyond it by the time he got to his inevitable victory.

Less than four months out from the general, though? With early voting starting in just about a month? It is to laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

420 412 So, now we're supposed to believe that thousands of military personnel (most of whom don't even work at the WH) come and go from the WH all the time, because it doubles as a medical clinic?

And that we have military personnel with Parkinson's issues?

LOL. They really ARE in panic mode...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (hOOi9)

And IF there were those in the military with Parkinsons, would they be working in the WH?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

421
The 25th Amendment specifically gives others authority to remove Joetatoe-Head, "many, many" delegates or not.

DO YOUR FUCKING DUTY, YOU PUSSIES!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (eOD1V)

422 Not only do I believe Biden is too stubborn to leave, I also believe “they” won’t force home to either. Notwithstanding his selfish nature won’t allow him too, he’s also really their last best hope. But that’s just me talking now.
Posted by: Vengeance
=====
Far better assessment than most 'hot takes' from pundits are.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (+hgea)

423 YEA BUT.................................

TRUMP'S BREATH STINKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (Qfk4E)

424 Your mom is an infirmity.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (fBIbM)

425 JUST IN: The House Democratic Caucus meeting about Biden's future as the candidate was a disaster according to @JakeSherman who reported it "felt like a funeral."

The group of Democrats were not able to come to a consensus.“

It’s hilarious to watch a bunch of delusional people come face to face with reality.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (pgG81)

426 416 The blue- and no-collar people around me flatly do not care. "They're all a bunch of crooks, who cares?"
Blacks will bother to vote for another Black person and the FSA, otherwise they don't care either; the professional White people that infest my burg after our economy picked up would vote for Reinhard Heydrich if he was a Democrat; same with the dwindling Union guys.
Most of the Hispanics don't vote at all, some of the Hispanic Evangelicals will vote on religious principles (anti-abortion, mostly) if their leaders tell them to.
There are actual cultural conservatives and we do vote, but it remains a swing state due primarily to voter apathy. Turnouts are rarely more than 50% for ANY election here.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (bFId9)

========

"Character doesn't matter. That's why I vote based on policy. Trump will deliver a healthier economy and safer border."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

427 If it's not Biden, it's Kamala. And it will be Kamala-Bootyjudge.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:06 PM (fBIbM)
......

Trump will win 49 states.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

428 I fully believe that Democrats are willing to break every rule to replace Biden.

But no one polls better consistently. They pretty consistently poll worse, all while having the unknown effect of how bad will it get when they admit failure and just undemocratically replace him factor lingering.

But, it does show that there are limits to what they can do. They tried to clear the deck in 2020 for Kamala. It failed miserably because Democrat voters are racist and sexist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

And the best part is that the longer they dither, the worse their problem becomes, no matter which route they choose.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (lTGtQ)

429 He may or not have Parkinson; but, he has dementia caused by something (which I don't care what is still dementia).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 12:17 PM (kQKm1)

Second look at Cornpop's delayed-action kung fu skillz?

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

430 Joe's secret service code name is CELTIC

Do they pronounce that with a soft C or a hard C? I rather enjoy the weird looks I get from sports fan when I mention the Boston "K"eltics.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (/y8xj)

431 159 134 Stand back and look at the big picture - it’s hilarious! Dems planned for the summer to be the time when everyone talked about Trump’s trials, Trump’s conviction, yada yada yada. Instead the entire country is talking about Biden’s brain has melted, and ignoring Trump completely. It’s beautiful!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 12:34 PM (pgG81)

The Lord works in mysterious ways...

________

God's jokes are truly "next level"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2024 01:08 PM

To be fair, Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has called for the discussion to return to Trump.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (H+y4v)

432 "I was raised among Appalachian hillbillies! You don't vote for me you ain't hillbilly, Jack!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (RLLZj)

And Beau died snorting Oxy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (D7oie)

433 They tried to clear the deck in 2020 for Kamala. It failed miserably because Democrat voters are racist and sexist.

And also because Kamala is almost uniquely gifted in terms of being absolutely terrible at retail politics. Her speeches and interviews are all disasters, which is why she got obliterated by Tulsi Gabbard in that primary.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

434 “The House Democratic Caucus meeting about Biden's future as the candidate was a disaster according to @JakeSherman who reported it "felt like a funeral."”

Was there no Kool-Aid available?

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (7H2Ib)

435
Apophis - April 13, 2029 is supposed to make an Earth approach that is lower than the orbit of some satellites.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM

Friday the 13th for those interested in such things. What me worry?

Posted by: Alfred E. Newman at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (RKVpM)

436 "The 25th Amendment specifically gives others authority to remove Joetatoe-Head, "many, many" delegates or not."

Does not give them the right to take his delegates, though. They can remove him and tank their chances because he holds on to his votes and keeps the nomination.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (B0mGw)

437 It’s hilarious to watch a bunch of delusional people come face to face with reality.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (pgG81)

Make no mistake Tom, with leftards this is strictly a temporary condition.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (pohLc)

438 JUST IN: The House Democratic Caucus meeting about Biden's future as the candidate was a disaster according to @JakeSherman who reported it "felt like a funeral."

A normal person funeral or a Democrat Wellstone funeral funeral?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (U7wke)

439 Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at July 09, 2024 01:10 PM (Qfk4E)

Hate to tell you this, but if you can smell Trump's breath from where you're at, it's probably not Trump's breath. You need to get that sandwich outta your belly folds before it rots a hole in your skin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

440 For reasons that escape me, I cannot get TinyUrl to work for me, can't pass the Cloudfare test.

So, I've split this. My favorite KJP clip:

https://www.tiktok.com/
@theliftedpatriot/video/7329659467937697055

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

441 Taylor Swift winning the presidency would cause me to ponder if I shouldn’t move to…. Iceland? Guatemala? Somewhere else….. or just agitate for Texas to declare her independence (much better)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (2BAti)

Let's be honest; how much worse could it possibly be?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:13 PM (jGGMD)

442 433 And also because Kamala is almost uniquely gifted in terms of being absolutely terrible at retail politics. Her speeches and interviews are all disasters, which is why she got obliterated by Tulsi Gabbard in that primary.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

========

You don't rise in established political machines by being good at retail politics.

You rise in established political machines by being really good at sucking up to your bosses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

443 414 The best analogy I've seen is the 7 stages of grief. The dems are heading quickly to acceptance, the last stage. Once they get there they will all be on board with joetato running.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 09, 2024 01:09 PM (2NHgQ)

Yep. They will all start parroting "Strong like bull" straight through election night.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (OiAR7)

444 "Apophis - April 13, 2029 is supposed to make an Earth approach that is lower than the orbit of some satellites."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 12:59 PM (5hy2B)

Is it just me, or does Elon Musk seem to be in an awful big hurry to get off this planet, while he talks about human life on Earth going extinct ...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (hOOi9)

445 The Congressional Black Caucus re-endorsed Joe yesterday

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (/7KEl)

446 What's fascinating is that by specifically blaming the people around Biden, they get to protect their lie about Biden's core decency and goodness since he had no part in this apparent "deception".

Something to ponder.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (fBIbM)

447 CNN Reporting that President Biden is planning a trip to "Boot Hill" for a Campaign Rally...........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (BSF0H)

448 Her speeches and interviews are all disasters, which is why she got obliterated by Tulsi Gabbard in that primary.

Posted by: Ian S.

She should have stayed in the escort business, which is the only thing she was apparently good at.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

449 In other news, Chelsea is gussied up and wearing a nice green dress, while Nice Lips Sally is in a fluorescent green leopard skin. Yikes.

Potential Big Tit Sisters sightings in a quarter hour.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

450 Eight visits to the White House for a neurologist? For military personnel? Wouldn't the kind thing be taking the patients to Walter Reed for evaluation and treatment?

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (rj6Yv)

451 A normal person funeral or a Democrat Wellstone funeral funeral?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---------

The Ron Brown funeral, perhaps?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

452 432 "I was raised among Appalachian hillbillies! You don't vote for me you ain't hillbilly, Jack!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2024 01:02 PM (RLLZj)

And Beau died snorting Oxy

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (D7oie)

Oxyclean will do that to ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

453
Imagine the balls on these house democrats who think they decide biden's campaign fate.

jill biden and her cronies must be LIVID at these house democrat fucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:15 PM (v8sdr)

454 Kamala is an idiot, so is that KJP mouth breather and Brown Jackson is the dumbest person ever place on SCOTUS. I couldn’t give two shits what color they are. They’re buffoons and that exactly what you get when you go for demographics plus ideology instead of actual skills.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2024 01:15 PM (7H2Ib)

455 441 Taylor Swift winning the presidency would cause me to ponder if I shouldn’t move to…. Iceland? Guatemala? Somewhere else….. or just agitate for Texas to declare her independence (much better)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2024 01:07 PM (2BAti)

Let's be honest; how much worse could it possibly be?

When she ushers in the national divorce, the breakup song will be epic!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2024 01:15 PM (OiAR7)

456 "jill biden and her cronies must be LIVID at these house democrat fucks."

FJB. Hey, look. Still works.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (B0mGw)

457
Imagine also this wacky theory: jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband on the ticket.

Does that sound too wacky?

Does it, really?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (v8sdr)

458 Do they pronounce that with a soft C or a hard C? I rather enjoy the weird looks I get from sports fan when I mention the Boston "K"eltics.
Posted by: Oddbob

I hate that pronunciation of the word. A "c" before an "e" is soft in English. If you want to respell it with an initial "k" and pronounce it accordingly, fine. But keep the soft pronunciation with the "c" spelling.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

459 Taylor Swift 2024

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024
*
Is she >= 35?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024

***
She will be this December.

Posted by: Victor Fronk-en-shteen at July 09, 2024 01:17 PM (J2vNu)

460 Evangelicals on X are saying they will sit this out unless candidates support an abortion ban. They want the morning after pill banned too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 09, 2024 01:17 PM (xjTDL)

461 "jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband
Does that sound too wacky? Does it, really?"

I don't think the American people are in the mood for antics right now.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 09, 2024 01:17 PM (B0mGw)

462 nood Dem funeral meetup as reported above

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (Jh5b+)

463 So Biden is not OK to run for President, but is OK to serve 4 more month's a POTUS ????

Still he is at 36 - 38 % Approval???? We might already live in a country with F**king Idiot's...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (BSF0H)

464
Seriously, though, can you imagine how pissed off the bidens are at all these fellow Democrats turning against him?

I can assure you the angry phone calls from the white house have been non-stop since debate night.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (v8sdr)

465 458
...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s," and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c," "y" and "x"--bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez--tu riplais "ch," "sh," and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

466 457
Imagine also this wacky theory: jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband on the ticket.

Does that sound too wacky?

Does it, really?
Posted by: Soothsayer
=======
Too many deadly rivals among Dems for that to happen. She is de facto prezzie now apparently so going for the formal title would risk what she already has.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (+hgea)

467 Oxyclean will do that to ya.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You shoulda socked that as "Billie Mays."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

468 Nood News!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 01:19 PM (kQKm1)

469 The best analogy I've seen is the 7 stages of grief. The dems are heading quickly to acceptance, the last stage. Once they get there they will all be on board with joetato running.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 09, 2024

***
I thought it was only 5 stages. Biden-flation there too?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2024 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

470 361 Many don't understand this simple truth: The Praetorian Guard chooses the Emperor. Joe will go, eventually. Whom the Guard chooses is yet to be revealed.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (VuZH

Grasp this truth

OLITICAL POWER COMES FROM THE BARREL OF A GUN.

Posted by: Mao at July 09, 2024 01:19 PM (Nt9p1)

471 Imagine also this wacky theory: jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband on the ticket.

Does that sound too wacky?

Does it, really?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (v8sdr)

Hey, they've done it for Congress before.

But surely Jill isn't so ambitious and egotistical as t--*spits drink*

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2024 01:19 PM (jGGMD)

472 And also because Kamala is almost uniquely gifted in terms of being absolutely terrible at retail politics. Her speeches and interviews are all disasters, which is why she got obliterated by Tulsi Gabbard in that primary.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2024 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

I would submit that Tulsi's spirit animal is the Mongoose, which helped obliterate Nagaina

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:20 PM (D7oie)

473
Trump will win 49 states.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2024 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

I'm betting on Assachusetts being the single Donk holdout. New Yawk and Clownifornia will likely go for Jill Stein and the Greens, although there's a decent chance of NY going with the Queens Vulgarian Orangeman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (n+4am)

474 Imagine also this wacky theory: jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband on the ticket.
Does that sound too wacky?
Does it, really?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM (v8sdr)

Why not her instead of Moochelle? (Let's be honest, if Michelle Obama were blonde she would be called "a soccer mom")

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 01:21 PM (D7oie)

475 463 So Biden is not OK to run for President, but is OK to serve 4 more month's a POTUS ????

Still he is at 36 - 38 % Approval???? We might already live in a country with F**king Idiot's...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall
=====
Presidential approval ratings are blunt instrument that are useful mainly for historical comparisons with other presidents in the past.

You aren't really getting approval of the individual (some polling actually does that) but of the policies of the current administration and partisanship.

If I recall correctly, Harry Truman reached the lowest levels of approval in one polling cycle (22 percent at its nadir) as did Richard Nixon (24 percent) and GWB (25 percent).

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2024 01:23 PM (+hgea)

476 She will be this December.
Posted by: Victor Fronk-en-shteen at July 09, 2024 01:17 PM (J2vNu)

She goes back to December all the time.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (fBIbM)

477 One of the things I hate most about Biden is little things that he's ruined for me. My favorites were always Ray-Ban aviators and an Omega Seamaster. Now, I gave up my long-time aviators for a pair of Wayfarers, and wear a Tudor. I don't want to be associated with that horrible shitstain in any way. I know it's petty, but hey, I'm petty.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 09, 2024 01:00 PM (QdGJh)
----
If you're gonna wear an Omega make it a Speedy imho.

Posted by: ballistic at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (oqH4h)

478 It ain't Cruella de Jill. It ain't Congresscritters. It's Barack Hussein Obama. He is the puppetmaster. His lieutenants, Susan Rice and the others in the WH will decide. Oh, Joe has to go, LOL. But not just yet.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 09, 2024 01:27 PM (VuZH8)

479 Kalorama/Obama faction - Chicago faction

Bidens have just split off from that b/c they wised up so now we have a Biden faction - Delaware/PA faction

Newsome/Harris/Pelosi faction - West Coast

Clinton faction - East Coast/MidAtlantic/DC faction

Should really be called "Families"..

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 09, 2024 01:28 PM (NGnf7)

480 Honestly, it you care what woopie thinks, you are an imbecile anyway.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Exactly. These women view themselves as smart, deep thinkers that boldly stand up to power. They bask in the applause of the retard AWFL's that fill the seats in front of them as validation that they are the smartest. In reality, you can never have an honest debate with any one of them without being talked over, interrupted, and shouted down as they lack the intelligence or emotional maturity to debate. They are emotionally 12 year old mean girls.

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 01:32 PM (oiNtH)

481 The people claiming that are full of shit. I know many evangelical Christians, always have, and they are completely satisfied that the issue has been returned to the States. Only Lindsey Graham and a handful of faux internet wankers are claiming that they have to have some national ban now.

Trump is absolutely right in his judgement on this - right on the issue, and right about gauging the mood of 95+% of his potential voters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2024 01:35 PM (pgG81)

482 Imagine also this wacky theory: jill biden secretly moving to replace her husband on the ticket.
Does that sound too wacky?
Does it, really?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2024 01:16 PM

I put that out here a few months ago. Forget Mooch - it's Jill that would be more likely.

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2024 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

483 Jill Biden is a self-centered asshole that cares about nothing but her power and prestige.

What a bitch. And it's front and center for all to see.

THAT'S DOCTOR BITCH, PEASANT!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 09, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

484 So, Dr. Cannard is saying his visits are a canard...

Posted by: Beverly at July 09, 2024 01:58 PM (Epeb0)

485 I'm asking The Horde a serious question here,

has anyone ( other than me, just now ) thought to ask if The obvious vascular collapse of Joe's brain is associated with all the COVID jabs he received?

I believe Teh Jabs should be on the list of rule outs.

Posted by: dr kill at July 09, 2024 02:02 PM (/X1/i)

486 You know what's beautifull about all of this. The bubble that some people are projecting.

Reddit is going into meltdown. Redditors are suddenly calling NPR "right wing" because they're asking Biden to step aside.

N-P-Fucking-R is now a right wing news source to Reddit.

It's delicious to wander around the smoking craters of denial.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 09, 2024 02:03 PM (xk3M4)

487 I think I red pilled someone today. He's a Bernie Sanders type of Democrat and he was complaining that Biden's performance in the debate was going to cause the Dems to lose.

It gave me a great platform to talk about media lies. He agreed that Biden has been cognitively impaired for longer than 2 weeks, and the media telling us a month ago that he was "shar as a tack" was a lie. That made him open to "what else are they lying about?" COVID from Chinese lab, masks, social distancing, vaccinations.....

And when I told him no police were killed on January 6 his mind exploded.

So then I asked him why he was afraid of Trump - well, those same people told him Trump was a fascist. I said, look, he was already President, was he a fascist then?

I could see the scales falling.

But he listens to NPR I think the operant conditioning will take over.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2024 02:05 PM (xhfG9)

488 >>>I hope you're all being your best selves.

wut

Posted by: m at July 09, 2024 02:48 PM (64Zez)

489 KJP basically said one sentence in twelve different ways, twice-over.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 09, 2024 03:01 PM (pZ0Mr)

490 I'd feel a lot more sympathy for Democrats currently wrestling with the problem of a clearly-diminished nominee if they hadn't ignored the obvious evidence that their nominee was clearly diminished when they nominated him in 2020.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at July 09, 2024 03:04 PM (BFEJQ)

491 FWIW, calling the doc a "Parkinson's expert" does NOT mean he just deals with that illness. There are many things that can be treated by a neuro. who is an expert in Parkinson's.

Posted by: Baldy at July 09, 2024 04:16 PM (R4nvz)

492 And the M.S. Media has been lying to us for far too long

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 09, 2024 04:28 PM (wGqjj)

493 Theyre not mad that she lied to them for years. Theyre mad that shes currently confirming that they were odious toadies for the lying administration for years. No one likes to be proven an ideological buffoon. They prefer to keep it secret.

Posted by: red speck at July 09, 2024 05:43 PM (0Id0S)

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