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Offshore oil rig in the middle of a sea stormpic.twitter.com/0rsXafXUQB
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la lebbra at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:29 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)
I wish I could watch it with the volume on, but alas I'm at the office.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (T3es0)
History channel will have a reality show of people who flip old oil platforms into luxury condos.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (evvc2)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (V13WU)
Of course he would have been horrified at the amount of Tabasco sauce I used on it, as he despised vinegar. But it had to be done.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 10, 2024 07:31 PM (HA1lM)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)
The way those dogs coordinate is amazing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (5MvGY)
TV Series
2004 – 45m
Tony Robinson in The Worst Jobs in History (2004)
Tony Robinson visits various periods in history, literally getting involved in the worst jobs our ancestors had to endure.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423775/
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (Jh5b+)
The view from an oil rig.
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After seeing the first one, how can we believe the cows make it to shore?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)
I am tempted...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZmL0Asc_Nmc
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:35 PM (Jh5b+)
Watching the self-destruction of the Democrat Party and the media (BIRM) is almost as fun as watching the Young Turks on Election Night 2016.
Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2024 07:35 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: huerfano at July 10, 2024 07:35 PM (VGOMa)
I'm kinda surprised that no "she can handle my snake" comments have been made.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:36 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:36 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at July 10, 2024 07:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 07:37 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: huerfano at July 10, 2024 07:37 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:38 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2024 07:39 PM (TcVeV)
Heebie jeebies.
We're all gonna be cranky in our posting tomorrow because we dreamed about snakes chasing us around a tossing oil rig as the sharks and crocs waited for us to jump.
While the otters waved and laughed and went about their business.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 10, 2024 07:39 PM (8AONa)
Can I have 1?
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (xm+PN)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 10, 2024 07:42 PM (3wi/L)
https://x.com/BhaktSanatani_/
status/1809591527787634897
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 10, 2024 07:42 PM (klJTj)
How do they get the cattle to go back to the ship? Seems like herding there would be a challenge.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 10, 2024 07:43 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm
It's a small price to pay for a virtual moat full of sharks to keep the pirates away.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:44 PM (xm+PN)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (xm+PN)
....
Maybe they're just disposing of the body.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2024 07:45 PM (rAsBA)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:40 PM (xm+PN)
....
Maybe they're just disposing of the body.
If the DNC comes visiting with a Biden-shaped package, it's best not to ask questions.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:46 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)
Lol. And if they'd a pay guys 50K a month, well whats a roast or two.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:46 PM (xm+PN)
If the DNC comes visiting with a Biden-shaped package, it's best not to ask questions.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 07:46 PM (xCA6C)
Boy, I guess like the Mob tossing them in the Everglades.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 10, 2024 07:48 PM (xm+PN)
those giant waves are frightening
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 07:48 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 07:49 PM (9vZ70)
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One thing: when you are reasonably close to the water, as in this shot, the impression of speed is much exaggerated. They're not moving so fast as they seem to be.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:49 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 10, 2024 07:49 PM (elaR+)
Technically speaking the structure shown is a production platform. It does appear to have a drilling rig on it. It looks to be in the North Sea, could be wrong on that though.
Posted by: Javems at July 10, 2024 07:49 PM (8I4hW)
🚨 BREAKING: The SAVE Act, which would require proof of US Citizenship to vote, has passed in the House
198 Democrats voted against it.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:50 PM (Jh5b+)
If the DNC comes visiting with a Biden-shaped package, it's best not to ask questions."
"It's just some curtain rods ... "
Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 07:50 PM (MKEsG)
Life long position... for someone who could not answer basic legal questions.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)
George Clooney sure has been grumpy since they closed Epstein’s island.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:52 PM (Jh5b+)
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Kipling made them sound lightning fast, but I've read that our rattlesnakes put them to shame. And mongooses (mongeese?) have zero chance against rattlers.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (Jh5b+)
https://youtu.be/x7SsrB7bM9g
Posted by: Jamaica at July 10, 2024 07:55 PM (FjEs9)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 07:55 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 07:55 PM (fV+MH)
🚨 BREAKING: The SAVE Act, which would require proof of US Citizenship to vote, has passed in the House
198 Democrats voted against it.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 07:50 PM (Jh5b+)
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More failure theater. Even if it passes in the Senate, FJB will never sign it into law.
Of course, it does give GOP ammo to use against Dems, but they are too spineless to take advantage of it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 07:56 PM (BpYfr)
Yeah... literally years spent at sea...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 07:57 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)
Just a hunch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 07:58 PM (YqDXo)
https://mol.im/a/13621763
RIP
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e il calore at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (/7KEl)
That looks like the perfect job for a guy that owns a machete.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Oil's Well That Ends Well at July 10, 2024 08:00 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)
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According to the interwebz, the three fastest striking snakes are:
Cottonmouth viper (2.98 m/s^2)
Diamondback rattlesnake (2.95 m/s^2)
Texas rat snake (2.67 m/s^2)
All three can hit you before you finish blinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)
>>> 2 How the hell did that happen?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 07:28 PM (8sMut)
The power of SPONGE.
The power of SPONGE-SPONGE.
The power of SPONGES.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Ciampino"
Not meant as a slight to you but that show had to be the dumbest thing the 80's produced.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (fV+MH)
He graduated with a degree, a car (full ownership), a pilot's license and a Cessna. He may have had some other things that I wasn't aware of.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (9HjFA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
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Good point. A rattler coils up like a little spring and then releases all its energy at once in an explosive burst of power.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 08:05 PM (Jh5b+)
Moving them is something. Watching a working one is something else.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il petrolio e molto ricercato at July 10, 2024 08:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 08:06 PM (MKEsG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 10, 2024 08:07 PM (MKEsG)
Posted by: fd"
Probably one of the slowest.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:07 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (/7KEl)
You'd need a 2/3rds majority in both the House and the Senate. IOW, not nearly enough votes in either chamber.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 10, 2024 08:08 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)
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According to the interwebz, the three fastest striking snakes are:
Cottonmouth viper (2.98 m/s^2)
Diamondback rattlesnake (2.95 m/s^2)
Texas rat snake (2.67 m/s^2)
All three can hit you before you finish blinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)
Kitties are even faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBjYtV5zvQE&t=478s
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2024 08:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Fear Itself at July 10, 2024 08:11 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)
_________________
Neither do I!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Cottonmouth viper (2.98 m/s^2)
Diamondback rattlesnake (2.95 m/s^2)
Texas rat snake (2.67 m/s^2)
All three can hit you before you finish blinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:01 PM
I've had to remove 8 Texas rat snakes from the chicken area over the last 3 weeks. They seem pretty mellow. Their coloring differences are interesting.
Many baby lizards about.
There was a dead coral snake in the road this morning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at July 10, 2024 08:12 PM (V5BDR)
The power of SPONGE-SPONGE.
The power of SPONGES.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (VavZF)
Scissor me timbers.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 08:12 PM (8sMut)
...experts say that the former law professor is proving that her interpretation of the Constitution is consistent with what the Founding Fathers intended, and that disagreements between her and her fellow conservative justices should be "celebrated."
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 08:13 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:13 PM (YqDXo)
That looks like the perfect job for a guy that owns a machete.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 10, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)
>>> 72 Kipling made them sound lightning fast, but I've read that our rattlesnakes put them to shame. And mongooses (mongeese?) have zero chance against rattlers.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)
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According to the interwebz, the three fastest striking snakes are:
Cottonmouth viper (2.98 m/s^2)
Diamondback rattlesnake (2.95 m/s^2)
Texas rat snake (2.67 m/s^2)
All three can hit you before you finish blinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:01 PM (BpYfr)
All three live in TX. I *really* need to get a machete.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 08:13 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 07:56 PM (BpYfr)
Cmon man that's not who they are.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 08:14 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: America's Favorite Bird at July 10, 2024 08:14 PM (V5BDR)
.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:15 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 08:15 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: America's Favorite Bird at July 10, 2024 08:14 PM
Some bad smells even dogs don't like.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)
27 runner, the sea is the scariest place ever.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Being at sea in the N. Atlantic in a winter storm is remarkably sobering.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
My mom preferred a shovel for snakes. Or maybe that's just what she had at the time.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)
Not so the Russell's viper. They took one out - with tongs - put it on the ground, and while one guy spoke, another guy standing next to him did not take his eye off the Russell's viper, which was hissing menacingly. They had infinite respect for that damned snake, which apparently has a nasty temper and is highly aggressive.
Btw, Russell's viper was the snake in Conan Doyle's story "The Speckled Band."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
Indeed. Quite an adrenaline rush.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 08:18 PM (9vZ70)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 10, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)
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I used to kill cockroaches with a lightning rod. I even carved "Roachbane" into it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:19 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (fV+MH)
I never could get into ALF nor understood why it was a thing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Snake Plissken at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (SYTee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKUt-PaJvIk
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: fd"
Probably one of the slowest.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:07 PM (fV+MH)
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They're very slow. That's how Indian snake handlers get by, because they can dodge any strike, and cobras kinda telegraph their strikes to boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (YqDXo)
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One of my favorite musicians is cellist Yo-yo Ma and one of my favorite things about him is his willingness to try weird new things. (They're not all winners but oh well.) Some years ago he did a kind of sorta bluegrass album named Goat Rodeo. I saw the other day that he has a sequel entitled Not My First Goat Rodeo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 08:21 PM (pZEOD)
Diamondback rattlesnake (2.95 m/s^2)
Texas rat snake (2.67 m/s^2)
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Low country SC diamondbacks are huge. Scary mofos. Kill on sight.
Wiki: The eastern diamondback rattlesnake is the largest rattlesnake species and is one of the heaviest known species of venomous snake, with one specimen shot in 1946 measuring 2.4 m (7.8 ft) in length and weighing 15.4 kg (34 lb).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Taking No Chances at July 10, 2024 08:22 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 10, 2024 08:23 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:23 PM (5MvGY)
*Surprisingly delicious with Sauvignon Blanc
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I really wish we'd pause such negativity. As we've seen recently, the GOP is now Trump's, and the old guard GOPe is fading away. Let's give the new guys a chance to show who they are.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)
One wild night and three kids later derailed that.
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 10, 2024 08:23 PM (8JB5s)
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I don't imagine any of the platform workers fancied taking a dip, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:17 PM (XeU6L)
I hope to avoid this situation as long as I live.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:24 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 08:25 PM (pZEOD)
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Kipling made them sound lightning fast, but I've read that our rattlesnakes put them to shame. And mongooses (mongeese?) have zero chance against rattlers.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)
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Has this been tested? Cats are also very fast but I have no numbers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il petrolio e molto ricercato nel mare at July 10, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (Ud7de)
I really wish we'd pause such negativity. As we've seen recently, the GOP is now Trump's, and the old guard GOPe is fading away. Let's give the new guys a chance to show who they are.
I don't mean to single you out, Perfesser. You aren't one of the Eeyore Chorus.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (xCA6C)
It would be nice to have a crew live up to the namesake.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (M8Yhc)
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Using a water-cooled .30 cal machine gun as a melee weapon is a tough act to follow.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:27 PM (3Fz6p)
They are quiet and will not strike if undisturbed; However, when disturbed, they will kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (9HjFA)
Who's this John Basilone guy? Is he an influencer?
Posted by: Zoomers at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (xCA6C)
Structures in the ocean make for fantastic fishing. The structures themselves are platforms for barnacles and other clingy sea life and that attracts small fish. That attracts bigger fish and that attracts sharks.
Sharks are always hanging around structures.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (9vZ70)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024
Is it in the thread below? I will go look for it. I had to learn my choreo for tomorrow and get dinner on the table.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (xCA6C)
for the Eeyore Chorus here, I say:
Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome – we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us.
Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at July 10, 2024 08:29 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Major Owens at July 10, 2024 08:29 PM (V5BDR)
Someone aboard the battleship USS Washington saw a man on deck go overboard. Immediate head count was called to find no one missing. Until they went looking for the Admiral.
His death is still one of those mysteries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:29 PM (M8Yhc)
Who's this John Basilone guy? Is he an influencer?
Posted by: Zoomers at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (xCA6C
Probably does OF.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:29 PM (Ud7de)
Well, that goes some way to offsetting the reprehensible USS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:30 PM (YqDXo)
I don't mean to single you out, Perfesser. You aren't one of the Eeyore Chorus.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (xCA6C)
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I hear you, but I prefer to NOT give them the benefit of the doubt at this point because they have been a constant source of disappointment for so many years.
WHEN they start delivering on some of Trump's promises in his second term, then they will have earned back some of the trust they have squandered so far.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:30 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Taking No Chances
***********
The LCR has less than a 2" barrel so you might want to shoot some patterns with those shot loads to see how close to the snake's head you need to be to get enough of the pellets in it.
Posted by: Cosda at July 10, 2024 08:30 PM (TO2BB)
Posted by: Nicolás Gómez Dávila at July 10, 2024 08:31 PM (8sMut)
Well, that goes some way to offsetting the reprehensible USS Harvey Milk.
I won't be happy until we have the USS Dash Riprock.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:31 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Zoomers at July 10, 2024 08:28 PM (xCA6C
________________
Is he dating Taylor Swift? /zoomer
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zhou Youguang at July 10, 2024 08:32 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:32 PM (M8Yhc)
USS Taylor Swift
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:32 PM (M8Yhc
The new and improved Navy would love this idea!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (Ud7de)
description of a winter storm in the North Sea (WW2 Arctic Convoy to Russia) that I felt cold reading it.
The thought of falling into the ocean, whether from the storm or after getting torpedoed, was sobering -- 5 minutes life expectancy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)
USS Taylor Swift
Posted by: Anna Puma
We already have a vessel named after a feminine figure - USNS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Big Oil Rig at July 10, 2024 08:34 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 10, 2024 08:35 PM (L/fGl)
description of a winter storm in the North Sea (WW2 Arctic Convoy to Russia) that I felt cold reading it.
The thought of falling into the ocean, whether from the storm or after getting torpedoed, was sobering -- 5 minutes life expectancy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)
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Alistair MacLean's first novel, HMS Ulysses, is similar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:35 PM (3Fz6p)
The thought of falling into the ocean, whether from the storm or after getting torpedoed, was sobering -- 5 minutes life expectancy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)
This is exactly why I can't enjoy sea stories, or movies like The Perfect Storm, etc.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Major Owens"
My fact-checker says that checks out.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:34 PM (5MvGY
Instructions misunderstood. Cock in toaster.
Please advise.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Secretarial Pool, Commerce Bank at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The new and improved Navy would love this idea!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Someday, they'll start a Swifties for truth organization and nobody will even draw parallels to John F'ing Kerry. I could draw comfort from that.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (ftFVW)
USS Taylor Swift
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:32 PM (M8Yhc
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Just be glad we don't have a USS Sam Brinton. Yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (YqDXo)
So Biden is safe??
Posted by: andycanuck
* grabs the push broom *
* starts sweeping the stage *
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:37 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:37 PM (5MvGY)
Pointing out the past isn't eeyorism or defeatism. Sure lets give them a chance, then we'll sort through all the grifter Repubs that sounded MAGA,just like the Repubs that were Reaganite conservatives. The establishment bounced the conservatives next election and we're stuck to this day with some of the Class Of 94' grifters.
But for the sake of positivity.....rah, rah, sis, boom bah GO GOP!!!!
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2024 08:37 PM (IlL6s)
==
.....rah, rah, sis, boom bah GO GOPe!!!!
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2024 08:37 PM (IlL6s)
Out the door? over a cliff?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2024 08:38 PM (VavZF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:39 PM (M8Yhc)
But for the sake of positivity.....rah, rah, sis, boom bah GO GOP!!!!
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2024 08:37 PM (IlL6s)
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I do have a sense of a sea change beginning to form.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Has occupied a spot among my maritime books for years. Excellent read.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (XeU6L)
But can they fly?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:39 PM (YqDXo
I read that as Sea Foam.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (u73oe)
But can they fly?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM (JLq/1)
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Onlee using ze trebuchet.
Fetchez la vache!
Posted by: A Frenchman at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (5MvGY)
Scoop: Schumer open to dumping Biden in 2024
https://tinyurl.com/ybr54rhz
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is privately signaling to donors that he's open to a Democratic presidential ticket that isn't led by President Biden, Axios has learned.
Why it matters: In public, Schumer has been insistent that he is "for Joe." In private, he's singing a different tune.
I think he's always been in favor of it, but now that both he and Pelosi are hinting strongly in private and, to a lesser degree, in public, and it's clear that Obama is scheming in the background, the pressure on Biden to drop out will be immense.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)
There is still a good number of undecideds in the Trump/Biden matchup. The debate was the opportunity for Biden to convince those voters to settle into voting for him like they did in 2020.
While everyone is talking about it being a disaster, no one is thinking about the missed opportunity. The reason he took the risk doing the debate in the first place.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (+9dR3)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs
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I was in the Perfect Storm on a 800ft containership. We hove to and road it out. We didn't f.... up, so we didn't make the book or the movie. The coasties ask us if we could assist that sailboat in distress but we couldn't make the turn towards it.
Posted by: Cosda at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (TO2BB)
A guy who used to race in similar circles was competing in a race off Long Island a number of years ago. It was a stormy day but not crazy bad.
He was working the foredeck helping do a sail change when a piece of gear broke, hit him and knocked him overboard. By the time they could turn back for him he was gone. His body was never recovered.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (9vZ70)
description of a winter storm in the North Sea (WW2 Arctic Convoy to Russia) that I felt cold reading it.
The thought of falling into the ocean, whether from the storm or after getting torpedoed, was sobering -- 5 minutes life expectancy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)
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Alistair MacLean's first novel, HMS Ulysses, is similar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:35 PM (3Fz6p)
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Both good, but Cruel Sea is better, IMO.
But of course, Patrick O'Brian set the standard.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
I don't wanna fight a guy who needs water cooling for his melee weapons.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM (DgGvY)
Please advise.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:36 PM (Ud7de)
I had to look up Louboutins. I had no idea. I'm not hip to fashionable shoes.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM (OX9vb)
Gabby was wounded, gets a ship. At the same event, six people were killed, including federal District Court Chief Judge John Roll. But, Roll was a Republican, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:44 PM (XeU6L)
Buy like 30 acres of Texas scrub and build the Moron Firearms Training Center under the command of Weasel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:44 PM (M8Yhc)
Hey everybody!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Do you get that with the dollar-store post-it-note membership?
I don't even rate "Fanfare for the Dork."
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
At least it didn't try to trick me into 'updating' to Windows 11.
Thanks, mikeski.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 08:45 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2024 08:04 PM (BpYfr)
And you cannot jump fast enough.
Don't ask me bow I know.
Pro tip: Always wear boots
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 08:40 PM
I thought you were more of a puce man.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 08:46 PM (5MvGY)
USS Hopper DDG-70 is named after Admiral Grace Hopper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:46 PM (M8Yhc)
It dispatches them pretty good.
Turns their whole head inside out.
Usually would catch and release further out in the mountains
Westen Diamondbacks we leave all the others alone.
Pretty fast but they warn you pretty good.
And careful with the machettes I've seen heads still try to bite people.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 08:47 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 08:47 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:48 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM
* uncontrollable wailing *
Posted by: Manolo Blahnik & Jimmy Choo at July 10, 2024 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 10, 2024 08:49 PM (aXxgO)
It would be nice to have a crew live up to the namesake.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:26 PM (M8Yhc)
My 'ol man told me that ships acquire a reputation, and it can be for any number of reasons. My guess this ship will be a fighting ship.
God Bless that ship and all who sail on it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:49 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:48 PM
and a non-optimizing compiler.
Posted by: J. Random Geek at July 10, 2024 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)
I didn't get it all, clear, because I was busy trying to run down pedestrians but the overriding question is; What is this snake doing inserting himself into the Democrat argument?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 08:50 PM (9HjFA)
Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2024 08:50 PM (IlL6s)
Hey everybody!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Can you imagine Fanfare for the ZOD???
It'll take 200 trumpets alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (W/lyH)
Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Michigan Gov. Whitmer signed bills into law that will prohibit election recounts conducted due to allegations of fraud.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (3ImbR)
A convoy of thirty-seven merchant ships is ploughing through icy, submarine-infested North Atlantic seas during the most critical days of World War II, when the German submarines had the upper hand and Allied shipping was suffering heavy losses. In charge is Commander George Krause, an untested veteran of the U.S. Navy. Hounded by a wolf pack of German U-boats, he faces 48 hours of desperate peril trapped on the bridge of the ship. Exhausted beyond measure, he must make countless and terrible decisions as he leads his small fighting force against the relentless U-boats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (M8Yhc)
then we will expand it to support the maneuver of Moron vehicles of all classes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:49 PM (M8Yhc)
So a Battlefield Vegas sort if thing?
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 08:52 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 10, 2024 08:42 PM
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$800 for a pair of tennis shoes? If I could afford them I wouldn't buy them.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 08:53 PM (9HjFA)
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 08:52 PM (xcIvR)
You might say that.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at July 10, 2024 08:53 PM (8sMut)
In couple years neighbors may start asking "why do you have a Regimental Combat Team's TOE of vehicles?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:53 PM (M8Yhc)
Posted by: Jamaica at July 10, 2024 08:54 PM (EQgQh)
Samsung, S24 Ultra, 512 GB. Should hold me through the genocide.
But Samsung Care? You get a refurbished phone. What the hell. What does the Horde recommend?
Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 08:55 PM (jvJvP)
A guy who used to race in similar circles was competing in a race off Long Island a number of years ago. It was a stormy day but not crazy bad.
He was working the foredeck helping do a sail change when a piece of gear broke, hit him and knocked him overboard. By the time they could turn back for him he was gone. His body was never recovered.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2024 08:41 PM (9vZ70)
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I've done winter racing off LI back when I was young. I'll say this: I'd rather be a sailor in winter than a farmer in a southern summer. Any day.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 08:55 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:44 PM (M8Yhc)
Dang. Can you imagine what General Weasel's uniform would look like???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 08:56 PM (u73oe)
It'll take 200 trumpets alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (W/lyH)
50 kettle drums.
Posted by: sal at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (y7DxH)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: fd"
Probably one of the slowest.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2024 08:07 PM (fV+MH)
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They're very slow. That's how Indian snake handlers get by, because they can dodge any strike, and cobras kinda telegraph their strikes to boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2024 08:20 PM (YqDXo)
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The spitting cobra blinds the prey and then strikes. In 1950s Jinja, Uganda there was a Whiteman we called the snakeman who would sneak up behind a snake, grab it by the tail, whirl it a few times over his head and then slam it down, usually killing it. As a small child I found this impressive to watch. He then harvested the skins for leather. He had many encounters with spitting cobras and his arms and face (any normally exposed skin) had quarter-sized brownish blotches from where the corrosive venom hit him.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona nessuno at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
I didn't get it all, clear, because I was busy trying to run down pedestrians but the overriding question is; What is this snake doing inserting himself into the Democrat argument?
He's trying to prove he's still relevant and a playa.
(Narrator: He isn't)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (M8Yhc)
And I'm looking forward to my new "Do I have my phone?; Where is my phone?" lifestyle.
Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2024 08:58 PM (O7YUW)
C was written by programming dragons.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The 'C Obfucation Contest' has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 08:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*******
This is the second John Basilone.
Posted by: Cosda at July 10, 2024 08:59 PM (TO2BB)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 08:57 PM (8sMut)
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The original rule for SSBNs was "famous Americans". Other than naval officers, of course, who were still the choice for DDs. And of course, early founders were often Aircraft Carriers (e.g. Randolph). Benjamin Franklin had two sister ships of the Essex class.
I miss the old rules. Started downhill with the FDR, then the Forrestal.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 09:00 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:00 PM (XeU6L)
Apple is not as invasive as Alphabet.
I had a Samsung flip phone. It still works...on 3G.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:01 PM (9HjFA)
This isn't the first Navy ship named after Basilone.
https://tinyurl.com/3rxsyt96
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 09:01 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Braenyard
Years ago, a very wealthy guy I knew use to hold up clean, but tattered, dishtowels when we were over at his home. He'd stick a finger or two through the holes in the dishtowel and say "Do you know what this is? A Million $$ in the bank, that's what!!"
I had to ponder it a bit to catch what he was trying to tell me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2024 09:01 PM (WXNFJ)
https://tinyurl.com/t4e6zpa8
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e la strega del nord at July 10, 2024 07:20 PM
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:02 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 10, 2024 08:23 PM (8JB5s)
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Except knowing how fate works, some important part will survive, end up on a beach and be identified.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il corpo e stato identificato at July 10, 2024 09:02 PM (qfLjt)
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Something something when you make non violent protest impossible something something.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 09:05 PM (u73oe)
Non-citizens are just that. NON-CITIZENS! They don't get to vote.
And every vote they get away with diminishes the vote of an American citizen. That every black, white, asian, hispanic, LGTBQ citizen.
You assholes!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:05 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 09:05 PM (/7KEl)
MSNBC’s Chuck Todd says Biden’s refusal to step aside has made him “rethink a lot of the Biden biography. I still can’t believe he ran for president in the first place, given that his family was in crisis in 2018…You look at what has happened, I can’t believe he has put his family through this. And now, looking at his behavior now, in clinging to this, I think the entire narrative on Joe Biden is gonna change, in that everything’s always been about his ambition and his ambition comes first.”
https://tinyurl.com/3dcayzff
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 09:06 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:06 PM (9HjFA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:09 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 09:10 PM (/7KEl)
MSNBC’s Chuck Todd says Biden’s refusal to step aside has made him “rethink a lot of the Biden biography. I still can’t believe he ran for president in the first place, given that his family was in crisis in 2018…You look at what has happened, I can’t believe he has put his family through this. And now, looking at his behavior now, in clinging to this, I think the entire narrative on Joe Biden is gonna change, in that everything’s always been about his ambition and his ambition comes first.”
https://tinyurl.com/3dcayzff
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2024 09:06 PM (xCA6C)
I'm just amazed at all the journalism that's happening now. It's like someone turned on the lights at closing time.
Wait, she's fugly! Why didn't anyone say something??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:10 PM (Ud7de)
...
https://tinyurl.com/3dcayzff
Posted by: Archimedes
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It's like watching a flock of swallows. Something is up. Even Kevin McCarthy is mouthing off.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (9HjFA)
* Not a typo. Have you seen them?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (u73oe)
description of a winter storm in the North Sea (WW2 Arctic Convoy to Russia) that I felt cold reading it.
The thought of falling into the ocean, whether from the storm or after getting torpedoed, was sobering -- 5 minutes life expectancy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il mare non perdona at July 10, 2024 08:33 PM (qfLjt)
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Alistair MacLean's first novel, HMS Ulysses, is similar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:35 PM (3Fz6p)
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Since I have read both books a very long time ago, 70s I think, I may be conflicting which narration I was describing. I will have to reread the books.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il corpo e stato identificato oggi at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)
This is how it is done.
How to stop it? Vote them out.
Unable to do that because of this law, then send her hundreds of pictures of Ceausescu and his wife.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
222 'Obsfucation'
Dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
225 *sigh*
Obfuscated
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Self-referential humor is the best.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 09:13 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: K. Harris at July 10, 2024 09:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:14 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:56 PM
Do they make watches big enough?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2024 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2024 08:53 PM (M8Yhc)
Answer. Because I can.
I helped rescue the local collector here in my town the other day. He had just had the freeze plugs replaced in his 42 Willys MB and they popped out when it warmed up.
He was pissed.
Now he knows I know things, like troubleshooting his M998 HMMVEE's transmission. (I already know what is wrong with it.)
Might turn into something.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:14 PM (xcIvR)
From the sidebar at the HQ. Also ow ow Cherry Sprite right out my nose.
Top Headlines
Livefeed of the Alec Baldwin homicide trial
I'm getting very frustrated at these elites questioning my mental capacity. These elites say I can't build shelves. I don't care what the elites think about my shelves, I care what Ordinary Americans think. C'mon, man!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:15 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Rando Waitress at July 10, 2024 09:15 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Braenyard
That's the collective noun for it?
Posted by: K. Harris
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AoSHQ humor is the best humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:15 PM (XeU6L)
One of my best bug shoots (roughly a hundred years ago) was proving that "-O" was just flat out deleting about 20 lines of code by generating and inspecting the assembly code.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 10, 2024 09:16 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Stateless at July 10
I don't know how to link tiny url but Adam Sandler has a funny bit about that.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 10, 2024 09:17 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (9HjFA)
Maybe I am being hopeful, but perhaps they realize voting Biden is really voting Harris, and that is going to be a shizzle show of epic proportions. Maybe they need Trump to win to get her out of the way without damaging the party completely.
Or the world is about to end and they really need that to happen on Trump’s watch to blame him.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:18 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2024 09:13 PM (SYTee)
And the moment he steps aside, he will be hailed as the Statesman of the Century...a man who gave his all for the Nation.
I can taste the bile now.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: haffhowershower
copy the entire link that you want to shorten.
open tinyurl or https://is.gd/
paste your entire link into 'the box'.
copy the shortened link
paste it into your Comment
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:19 PM (FGoi8)
256 240 It's like watching a flock of swallows. Something is up. Even Kevin McCarthy is mouthing off.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (9HjFA)
Maybe I am being hopeful, but perhaps they realize voting Biden is really voting Harris, and that is going to be a shizzle show of epic proportions. Maybe they need Trump to win to get her out of the way without damaging the party completely.
Or the world is about to end and they really need that to happen on Trump’s watch to blame him.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:18 PM (pZEOD)
Well, we've crossed the Trillion dollar interest mark. Our currency could become worthless in a day.
That would be something you'd prefer happen to the other guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:19 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (GITLP)
I miss the old rules. Started downhill with the FDR, then the Forrestal.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2024 09:00 PM (1bNHn)
Though I do not mind the Ohio class being named after states.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (8sMut)
A katana, if nothing else.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Piper
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They have created a national and international landscape rife with booby traps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (5MvGY)
Do you get that with the dollar-store post-it-note membership?
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
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Hey that's a new one. How do I upgrade from the re-used, dried and ironed TP one? Someone said that was the best but obviously I was lied to. There was a rumor that the Cobs got laminated ones.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il corpo e stato identificato, un uomo at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (qfLjt)
Beating Trump.
*biden's a distraction from that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: DNC Stupid at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (qUkBO)
Also, opossums eat bugs like you would not believe and love ticks more than anything. I have a few opossums that visit to eat thrown cat food, and after a while you will notice a decrease in ground bugs.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (bFId9)
That would be something you'd prefer happen to the other guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:19 PM (Ud7de)
(yawn) What else can the federal government do for me?
Posted by: Americans at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Stateless at July 10
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I got to the PC and send my phone an email.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:22 PM (9HjFA)
I'm not embarrassed to say this...it's not the dumbest thing I'll ever say...but I didn't know it snowed over the ocean.
Posted by: Robert at July 10, 2024 09:22 PM (6PzR8)
A katana, if nothing else.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG)
Jeez...anything but sumo.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2024
I am not about to say these cats won’t strike, but every union takes a strike authorization vote. It’s kabuki theater.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:23 PM (pZEOD)
A katana, if nothing else.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 10, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG)
It will look like some Third World dictator's uniform, bedecked with countless medals.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 09:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 10, 2024 08:48 PM (3Fz6p)
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So The Cruel C++ is the second or third volume?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il corpo e stato identificato, una donna at July 10, 2024 09:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had'
Israel is up shit creek anyway, so why would it matter. At least 50% of so-called 'Jews' much like so-called 'Christians' don't believe in nations anymore, and think everyone should just hold hands and sing Kumbyah. Should have done something about this literally centuries ago, but nobody did so now here we are.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 09:24 PM (bFId9)
Hoist the black flag!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 10, 2024 09:25 PM (mH6SG)
Thank you AZ!
NSFW for language - UToob
https://is.gd/vHjsCh
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 10, 2024 09:25 PM (NMT5x)
How to stop it? Vote them out.
Unable to do that because of this law, then send her hundreds of pictures of Ceausescu and his wife.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:11 PM (W/lyH)
MY CHILDREN!!!
Posted by: Elena Ceaucescu at July 10, 2024 09:25 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: LenNeal at July
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That’s all fine and good, LenNeal, but they really need to mind their business WAY over there.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:26 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)
https://tinyurl.com/4nfetmtz
Never used Redbox myself. Maybe I can score some cheap movies. Cheap...badly scratched up...unplayable movies.
Posted by: Robert at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (6PzR8)
Hey everybody!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Can you imagine Fanfare for the ZOD???
It'll take 200 trumpets alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 08:51 PM (W/lyH)
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Also will 76 Trombones be enough?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutte trombe at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:26 PM (pZEOD
Danger noodle trespass? Danger noodle die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (Ud7de)
It will look like some Third World dictator's uniform, bedecked with countless medals.
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When our own first black defense secretary Austin wears some necklace medal from another country as part of his uniform.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (R9vH5)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (pZEOD)
okay I have a question for the men, and answer honestly
your woman makes you a candlelight dinner of roasted venison that she harvested herself.
Is this awesome, or are you emasculated?
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 6h
How to put this: every man I know would be feasting and I do not mean on the venison.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:29 PM (Jh5b+)
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well it's not like it piles up in drifts or causes school closings-
if you weren't there to see it falling, you would never know
Posted by: Don Black at July 10, 2024 09:29 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (pZEOD)
What size epaulet do you wear?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:29 PM (Ud7de)
Posted by: DNC Stupid at July 10, 2024 09:21 PM (qUkBO)
Just came from a fast food place. Older couple there and the old man could of been Bidens double. Stooped, slack jawed, confused, shuffling, his wife was trying to steer him into the car. The guy had no clue where he was or what they were doing. Moments earlier they had been in the booth eating.
I pitied this guy. Not the asshole in DC.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LenNeal at July
That’s all fine and good, LenNeal, but they really need to mind their business WAY over there.
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:26 PM (pZEOD)
Pleasssssed to meet you, mammal!
Posted by: An Overly Fond Putin Wrapping Around Your Thigh at July 10, 2024 09:30 PM (6PzR8)
Piper, I like them better when they are 'over there' too.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 10, 2024 09:30 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 09:30 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Robert
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A billion years ago or so I, and a couple buddies, with girlfriends in tow went down to my folks place in Ocean City, MD for new years.
It snowed bigly. Like a foot on the beach. Ice in the ocean. We were supposed to stay for a weekend, or so. Ended up there for about a week.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 09:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 09:31 PM (5MvGY)
When our own first black defense secretary Austin wears some necklace medal from another country as part of his uniform.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns?
He's no Yaphet Kotto
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 10, 2024 09:31 PM (xG4kz)
okay I have a question for the men, and answer honestly
your woman makes you a candlelight dinner of roasted venison that she harvested herself.
Is this awesome, or are you emasculated?
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 6h
How to put this: every man I know would be feasting and I do not mean on the venison.
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Serious answer:
Did she take photos and post about it anywhere on social media?
Because if she did, the candlelight dinner wasn't for the man.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 09:32 PM (SkCDA)
I got to the PC and send my phone an email.
Posted by: Braenyard
That's almost too much work.
The Betterhalf just yells for me to call her phone.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:33 PM (FGoi8)
Posted by: Tommy Chong at July 10, 2024 09:33 PM (SYTee)
okay I have a question for the men, and answer honestly
your woman makes you a candlelight dinner of roasted venison that she harvested herself.
Is this awesome, or are you emasculated?
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 6h
How to put this: every man I know would be feasting and I do not mean on the venison.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:29 PM (Jh5b+)
***
Life is short.
Eat dessert first.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2024 09:33 PM (W/lyH)
LONGBOW
NO, CROSSBOW
https://tinyurl.com/k5ecdvmc
IMAGE
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 6h
The very best part is that ace threatened to shut the blog down if we didn't stop it with the longbow vs crossbow stuff in the comments on that thread. It is now one of the defining memes of Hordedom.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:33 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I don't know what his personal politics were, but I'd like to imagine the movie version of him as the Minister of Setting Shit Right
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 10, 2024 09:34 PM (NMT5x)
Senate Dems will have a special caucus lunch tomorrow at 12:30 p.m. at the DSCC to hear from top Biden advisers Mike Donilon and Steve Ricchetti, as well as campaign chair Jen O'Malley Dillon.
A Democratic senator, unprompted, to me just now about this meeting tomorrow: "A waste of everyone's time if Biden can't even come make the case himself."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2024 09:34 PM (jGGMD)
I was going to announce another SpaceX launch out of Vandenberg in an hour or so but it has been pushed til tomorrow with a launch window of 7:26 PM to 11:30 PM PST.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 10, 2024 09:35 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2024 09:35 PM (Ud7de)
I pitied this guy. Not the asshole in DC.
Posted by: Diogenes
A week ago I gave testimony in a conservatorship hearing for my elderly and compromised neighbors next door. The judge granted the children's petition.
They are not as far gone as the asshole in the White House.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2024 09:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: LenNeal at July
I like snakes! Caught two big Texas Rat Snakes in my yard last year (one was about 3' long and climbing a trellis near my back door). They're really quite pretty, and harmless for humans. I like having them around, as the name implies, they mainly eat rats and mice.
https://www.rsanature.com/reptiles/texas-rat-snake
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv)
They had me sold at stupid.
The dumber ther better.
And my old CAT sprint phone I love still works as a tablet on wifi.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:36 PM (xcIvR)
>>That’s all fine and good, LenNeal, but they really need to mind their business WAY over there.
The corollary to No Step On Snek is, Snek Better Stay In It's Hood.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mikeski
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It's a talent...of sorts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at July 10, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)
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But you have to be Quick before some upstart Inserts himself.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il codice at July 10, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
Yeah! Some morons have *really* fast internet connections.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:39 PM (FGoi8)
They had me sold at stupid.
The dumber ther better.
And my old CAT sprint phone I love still works as a tablet on wifi.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:36 PM (xcIvR)
Had a flip phone forever.
But I've been working out, a lot of the young, cute cashiers like me, and they may have friends.
So end of the world, fuck it, smart phone.
Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (jvJvP)
I'll also be that guy and remind everyone that the proper term is "venomous," not poisonous. If you eat it and it makes you sick, it's poison. If you get injected with it and it makes you sick, it's venom.
*pedant hat off*
Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Tommy Chong at July 10, 2024 09:33 PM (SYTee)
Logistics? Who needs that? Of course all the services should wear separate uniforms...
Posted by: Department of Defense ca. 2007 at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2024 09:31 PM (5MvGY)
Oct 7 truly changed the people there. There is still a corrupt deep state trying to screw everything up, just like there is here, but the populace now has a far more realistic view of what must be done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 09:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The people of Israel need to create their own 2A.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:43 PM (FGoi8)
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Me too!
Posted by: zombie george, duke of clarence at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Stateless at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (jvJvP)
You do know that 100% of the people who have so far tried to predict the end of the world have been wrong.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (SkCDA)
Posted by: Department of Defense
I know! Let's order Sailors to wear blue work uniforms while at sea just in case they go overboard. Oh yeah, let's have them melt when near equipment on fire too!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 09:47 PM (9HjFA)
So, a couple years ago I'm on my tractor mowing the property. I see something in the grass and slow down. A snake slithers UP ONTO MY MOWING DECK and I jump off and run screaming like a little girl to the house, a 1/4 mile up the way.
Yea, fuck them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 09:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2024 09:47 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:27 PM (pZEOD)
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Tin Foil? How can this be? I feel diminished with my once proud used TP 'card'.......
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la carta e aluminio at July 10, 2024 09:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Robert
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Reminded me. Most people will miss the trivia question of ' what is the largest desert in the world?'
Posted by: polynikes at July 10, 2024 09:48 PM (UJpH1)
Look out, Graham! A pooooiiisonous snake!
Posted by: that fucking owl at July 10, 2024 09:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:43 PM (FGoi
this is a weird one... because... just about everyone in Israel is in the Military Reserves, AND therefore, have their weapons.
When I was there, it was not abnormal to see someone in Civilian clothes, hitchhiking.... with a Galil across their back (early 80's).
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 09:48 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Tonypete
And let's make them all buy completely new uniforms on their existing pay. (no matter how much time they have to serve in the current enlistment.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:49 PM (FGoi8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:43 PM (FGoi
Yes, just like in this country, the Left is terrified to allow the right to have guns. Luckily we had a constitution. This is good a time as any to note that Israel has the most F'd up form of government in the entire industrialized world - they do so much so well, but govern themselves so badly! They really are going to need some jewish Cromwell to wipe everything away and rule through martial law for a few years to set things to rights.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2024 09:49 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Badger Badger Badger Badger at July 10, 2024 09:49 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Piper at July 10, 2024 09:40 PM (p4NUW)
We're getting down into the low hundreds now. Supposed to go to high nineties this weekend.
Looking forward to the cooler days.
No rain for 2 months at least.
Posted by: Reforger at July 10, 2024 09:50 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Yeah... I'm old school... I LIKED Dungarees.
But spent most of my career in blue jeans and cotton shirts... which worked.... (and coveralls).
The whole camo thing? dumb IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2024 09:50 PM (xaFKb)
But I think Israel has weird gun regulations. Folks have guns but no way to shoot them?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 09:50 PM (SkCDA)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (TDvv2)
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So, true to life then!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (Jh5b+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
You didn't read chapter 8 of my book, did you?
Posted by: Samuel at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: PabloD at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (iFWPe)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Romeo13
Biden's dog (usually here in the early morning) tried and tried to get a permit and was refused over and over. I don't know if he succeeded finally but, initially he had no luck.
They need to be able to own firearms.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 10, 2024 09:52 PM (FGoi8)
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - The premise of the Bachelorette makes no sense at all, does it? at July 10, 2024 09:53 PM (SkCDA)
Posted by: GWB at July 10, 2024 09:54 PM (AWrpC)
Posted by: Ben Had'
Quite all right.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 09:57 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: Samuel at July 10, 2024 09:59 PM (gKWVE)
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - T
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Everything I know about boot camp I learned from Jack Webb.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2024 10:00 PM (9HjFA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell'
HAHA!
I fell asleep this morning with the feed on, after laughing to old videos of Overly Attached Girlfriend, and woke up to a couple of teenage girls on YT reciting bad pickup lines. I think my favorite is:
"I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm looking into your heart!"
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:00 PM (bFId9)
Have nothing else as there's not one job there I could do. Many people deserve every dollar they earn & much more.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 10, 2024 10:01 PM (NFX2v)
Days since last snake encounter at SiD (Half) Acres: 7
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 10, 2024 09:51 PM (iZbyp)
The previous record was ________ days
LET’S BEAT THAT RECORD!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 10, 2024 10:02 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at July 10, 2024 10:01 PM (NFX2v)
Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
Posted by: Seneca at July 10, 2024 10:03 PM (8sMut)
Back in the Bad Old Days when I had a blog, and had links, there was a really nice lady who had moved on from the Mormon Thing. She described a teenaged date in which the boy took her to McDonalds (which for him was probably like a walk on The Moon), prayed loudly over the meal, and then blurted out, "You'd be beautiful pregnant."
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:03 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 10:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
You just kick them out of the way when you're mowing. It's not a big deal. So they might bite your pants or something, you shake them off.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: polynikes'
Got me. Gobi? I did not look it up.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:08 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2024 10:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:09 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: gKWVE'
I returned from a truly genocidal civil war, all fucked up, opposed to the whole thing, then realized after a few years it's not really worth it and people never learn. It will just repeat.
I own guns and if anyone tries to take them due to some retarded idea I 'don't need them any more' they are going to get them muzzle first.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:12 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: Tom Servo'
Hookers? What goes on, there?
Posted by: LenNeal at July 10, 2024 10:16 PM (bFId9)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 10, 2024 11:03 PM (PWI4f)
Everything I know about boot camp I learned from Jack Webb.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Stripes, and Pvt. Benjamin. Got the inside story there.
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