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Democrats Banding Together to Block a Law to Prevent Illegal Aliens from Voting in Elections -- For Some Reason

The SAVE Act would require voters to prove they're actually entitled to vote.

Democrats are whipping votes against it -- their (Voter) Replacement Theory doesn't work unless illegals are voting to let more illegals into the country.

House Democrats launched a united effort to vote against a Republican-backed election bill that would require voters provide proof of citizenship to cast ballots in federal elections.

Republicans are pushing the passage of the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, otherwise known as the SAVE Act, which would amend the National Voter Registration Act, and require states to obtain proof of citizenship from voters for federal elections, as well as purge noncitizens from voter rolls.

Democratic leadership is urging its House members to vote against the bill in the lead-up to the vote, saying it would place "an extreme burden [on] countless Americans" in order to vote.

"As we've seen a number of times this Congress, House Republicans continue to irresponsibly call into question the credibility of our elections. Despite numerous recounts, challenges in court, and deep-dives by conservative think-tanks, there has been zero evidence of the widespread fraud that this bill purports to target. It is already illegal under current law for noncitizens to register to vote or to vote in federal elections," the office of House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, D-Mass., wrote in a "whip question," Axios first reported. The whip vote rounds up this coming weeks' votes and outlines guidance regarding how Democratic House members should vote.

"Democrats are urged to VOTE NO on H.R. 8281," the whip question states.

If illegals voting in elections is either "extremely rare" or entirely "non-existent" as you claim, why are you trying to stop a law that bans what you claim just doesn't ever even happen?

Republican House leadership, meanwhile, is urging the bill's passage, with House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., posting on X that "the SAVE Act will safeguard our elections by ensuring only American citizens vote in federal elections."

He detailed in the X thread that, if passed, the law would: require "state election officials to ask about citizenship before providing voter registration forms"; require "an individual to provide proof of citizenship in order to register to vote in federal elections"; allow "state officials to accept a wide variety of documents that will make it easy for CITIZENS to register to vote in federal elections"; provide "states with access to federal agency databases so they can remove noncitizens from voter rolls and confirm citizenship for individuals lacking proof of citizenship," among other directives.

Under the legislation, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship via IDs and documentation such as a passport, a government-issued photo ID showing proof the individual was born in the U.S., military IDs, or a valid photo ID as well as documentation showing proof of citizenship, such as a birth certificate, the legislation states.

Elon Musk, who is entitled to vote, called those opposing this safeguard "TRAITORS." All caps in original.

Elon Musk weighed in on a bill proposed by House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., that aims to ensure only American citizens can vote in federal elections, saying those who oppose the measure are "TRAITORS," while rhetorically asking what the punishment for treason is in the U.S.


...

"The SAVE Act will safeguard our elections by ensuring only American citizens vote in federal elections," the House speaker said before continuing with a series of posts that explained what the legislation does.

...

Johnson also said the measure directs the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to determine whether to begin removal proceedings of noncitizens who have been identified as having registered to vote in federal elections and requires DHS to notify state chief election officials when an individual has been naturalized, allowing them to exercise their new right to vote.

In response to the series of posts, Musk provided his two cents.

"Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 aliens voting not sci fi

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:31 PM (Jh5b+)

2 Last!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:32 PM (v6JzV)

3 As shucks, I missed the Disney thread.

Posted by: Braenard at July 08, 2024 05:32 PM (MyyMo)

4 Gosh, did we need murder to become widespread before deciding it was something we didn't want? Cool argument, Dems.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 08, 2024 05:32 PM (oCS0o)

5 Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl 15h
For the future of the West everything comes down to stopping and then reversing The Great Replacement.

If we don’t do that, all other issues are just irrelevant details.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (Jh5b+)

6 If you ever needed proof that the Dems want America to die, this is it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (W/lyH)

7 I've been using the 'All Caps: TRAITORS' thing on Twitter too. Hasn't worked yet. I'll try italics.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (jDaxj)

8 "Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

A job at the DOJ or in the IC?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (nOjd9)

9 The only way to ensure fair elections is to stop this law that ensures fair elections!

- Dems

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (aPY1X)

10 Wake me when Musk sponsors guns and ammo for the public.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (AwPFb)

11 As shucks, I missed the Disney thread.
Posted by: Braenard at July 08, 2024 05:32 PM (MyyMo)


Meh. Everybody hates Disney threads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (nOjd9)

12 Immigration----> Invasion---> A Flood---> Death of America.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (W/lyH)

13 I've been using the 'All Caps: TRAITORS' thing on Twitter too. Hasn't worked yet. I'll try italics.
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:33 PM (jDaxj)

Doesn't work on Sports replay tweets so well.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

14 Elon Musk for VP. And shut the fuck up about not being natural born.

Or stop the wetbacks from voting.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (PrOMo)

15 Axios @axios Jul 6
SCOOP: House Democratic leadership is bringing out the big guns against a Republican bill set to be voted on next week that would require proof of U.S. citizenship to vote in federal elections, Axios has learned. trib.al/srXjGAJ

Mollie @MZHemingway Jul 6
I literally wrote a book on election integrity and still I didn't realize how important it is to secure citizen-only voting in America until I saw the lengths that Democrats are willing to go to prevent citizen-only voting.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (Jh5b+)

16 Hey, I just got to the last thread and next thiing I know it's gone.
Sigh...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (t/2Uw)

17 *** the law would: require "state election officials to ask about citizenship ***
- - -

DeSantis trickery it is.

Posted by: Braenard at July 08, 2024 05:35 PM (MyyMo)

18 I just saw this in the sidebar:

The murder thriller Deathtrap with Michael Caine is free on YouTube
I like it. The guy who wrote Sleuth wrote this. It does have a bit of a gay vibe, but it's good.


Um it's more than a "vibe," Ace. There's an actual kiss between Christopher Reeves and Michael Caine.

But at least the early part of the film has Diane Cannon's awesome rack, so there is that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:35 PM (v6JzV)

19 If it prevents one real citizen from voting we don't care if it allows millions of visiting migrants to vote! We will not support the racist bill proposed by Trumpf's lackeys! No disenfranchisement!

Posted by: Democrats at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (5fDan)

20 Axios @axios Jul 6 [as above at #15]
SCOOP: House Democratic leadership is bringing out the big guns against a Republican bill set to be voted on next week that would require proof of U.S. citizenship to vote in federal elections, Axios has learned. trib.al/srXjGAJ

Stephen Miller @StephenM Jul 6
Read the below. Then read it again. Then read it again. A major DC establishment publication says that House Democrats are “bringing out the big guns,” to get illegal aliens to vote in 2024. How can any American support a party that wants to flood the ballot box with illegals?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (Jh5b+)

21 I've never had to provide ID to buy my val-u-rite vodka.

I mean, they ASK for it, but when I start quoting democratic talking points about ID being oppressive to minorities and voters and what not...well they just yield to these *facts* and *logic*.

Posted by: EFG at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (QCAe2)

22 Wasn't Clark's son an antifa punk? Mommy is a Marxist agent of chaos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (aYD2Z)

23 Meh. Everybody hates Disney threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (nOjd9)


Yup. Ever since Tinkerbell went from being a cute tiny fairy to some dude standing 6' with a beard and in full costume.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (W/lyH)

24 They say whip it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (63Dwl)

25 Sort of interesting Republicans have no problem if their people have to show ID.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

26 I wonder what Musk would do with Disney if he bought it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (v6JzV)

27
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Whoopi Goldberg says she would still vote for Biden even if he poops his pants and can’t put a sentence together because she also has “poopy days”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (TGPs7)

28 Um it's more than a "vibe," Ace. There's an actual kiss between Christopher Reeves and Michael Caine.


Say what you will about Michael Caine, but you have to respect the lengths to which the man will go to collect a paycheck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:38 PM (nOjd9)

29 18 280p? Pshaw. When I was a kid, we had maybe 10p, and that was only when we could get Sheldon to hold up the rabbit ears.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:38 PM (jDaxj)

30 They say whip it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


But what should I do when a problem comes along?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2024 05:38 PM (IG4Id)

31 >>> Elon Musk for VP. And shut the fuck up about not being natural born.

Anyone who objects will be racist because they are trying to keep an African-American off the ballot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (cOq4q)

32 26 I wonder what Musk would do with Disney if he bought it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (v6JzV


Rename it Y?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (aPY1X)

33 GOP will pass a bill like this when a commie like Pedo Joe is in the White House but I suspect will mysteriously go blind or say platitudes like "hating migrants is just not who we are" when Trump is back in

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (DBZuM)

34 So when the Ds vote it down, that will end it. Few if any Rs will publicize the votes of those who opposed this (openly). That's not who we are, after all. (And many Republicans are really for non-citizens voting, anyway. They just don't want to say so.)

Posted by: Eeyore at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (1bNHn)

35 ot: Wouldn't wasabi go better with mouse?

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (FhXTo)

36 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando Jul 5
Think about how relentlessly twitter would be suppressing Biden videos right now if the Musk hadn’t bought it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (Jh5b+)

37 27
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Whoopi Goldberg says she would still vote for Biden even if he poops his pants and can’t put a sentence together because she also has “poopy days”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM

That is a disgusting overshare, my word. I didn't need to know that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 08, 2024 05:39 PM (8mC+I)

38 Yup. Ever since Tinkerbell went from being a cute tiny fairy to some dude standing 6' with a beard and in full costume.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2024 05:36 PM (W/lyH)

*****

Even worse than a beard is the 5 o'clock shadow.

I mean the beard is full blown. Deliberate. Purposeful. Aweful, but purposeful.

But the shadow? Somehow, that seems even worse. Slovenly. Not even caring about going through the motions.

Whatever. Tinker Bell with facial hair of any kind is a damned nightmare.

Posted by: EFG at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (QCAe2)

39 Elon Musk for VP. And shut the fuck up about not being natural born.


We should either repeal that provision or define precisely what it means to be a "natural-born citizen."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (v6JzV)

40 Mke Deimoscrats defend allowing illegal aliens to vote.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (5hy2B)

41 Whoopi is saying later in life she's aptly named? That she does the sound effect, and more?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

42 How come it took 3 years and 8 months for Republicans to think up this SAVE Act? Cutting it a little close to the election, IMHO.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (jDaxj)

43 There's only a penalty for Treason if someone enforces it.

Otherwise treason is dealt with via a nice, fat pension.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (xcxpd)

44 Musk's best Disney ride would be RUD.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (bNf8H)

45 Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM


The "penalty" is wealth and power and knowledge that you're untouchable as long as you are reliable.
That's not what the law says but if yhe law and reality don't match, then the law is an ass

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (dfR+J)

46 Wake me when Musk sponsors guns and ammo for the public.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

Tanned, half-carged overnight and ready!

Posted by: Glitchy Tesla Autpilots at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (DsA2n)

47 11 As shucks, I missed the Disney thread.
Posted by: Braenard at July 08, 2024 05:32 PM (MyyMo)

Meh. Everybody hates Disney threads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:34 PM (nOjd9)

I just hate Disney

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (xcxpd)

48 Mark Milley committed treason and he got four or five medals for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (nOjd9)

49 Failure theatre

Posted by: deep state at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (AR07F)

50 It's only Treason if this is still America.

If this is a banana republic, this is commendable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (aPY1X)

51 "not being natural born"

He was built by Cyberdyne Systems in 2053AD.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:41 PM (jDaxj)

52 Mke Deimoscrats defend allowing illegal aliens to vote.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (5hy2B)

Since their core plank is to have women murder their own babies, I don't think this will upset the platform all that much.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

53 Disney renamed as "X Land" featuring a rocket pad complete with rocket launches.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

54 SpaceX - Lightning is the problem today
New T-Zero due to weather: Liftoff is targeted for 6:30 p.m. EDT, 2230 UTC (00:30 CEST - July 9).

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacer at July 08, 2024 05:42 PM (qfLjt)

55 Hey while they're at it, how about someone look into the SSA reporting that hundreds of thousands of attempts to register to vote with bad SS Numbers?

For instance, one data point, every registration lookup for the month of May was fraudulent for the state of Missouri.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 05:43 PM (XV/Pl)

56 How come it took 3 years and 8 months for Republicans to think up this SAVE Act? Cutting it a little close to the election, IMHO.
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (jDaxj)

Nah, even if it passed and were signed, the feds would never enforce it. This is perfect campaign fodder.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2024 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

57 Poopy days?

Whoopi having bad hair days?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 05:43 PM (5hy2B)

58
Whoopi Goldberg says she would still vote for Biden even if he poops his pants and can’t put a sentence together because she also has “poopy days”
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin'
Once more for a pepper-upper
Never get sore on her way to supper

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

59 >>> 53 Disney renamed as "X Land" featuring a rocket pad complete with rocket launches.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

That, I might travel to see. Also, I doubt the ticket prices would be nearly as high as they are now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (VavZF)

60
In Pennsylvania only American citizens can vote. So simply check that box and you get to vote. I suppose anything more severe then that is disenfranchisement of Venezuelan mental patients.

I think the Venezuelan mental patients also want to put a baby in every American woman so it's.... interesting what those women decide.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (RKVpM)

61 Keeping Illegals from Voting would be like keeping the Dead from Voting.

Patently unfair to the Democrat Party.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (3XtsK)

62 >They could have a ride based upon the movie, The Black Hole.

They just refurbished "The Barrel" with a new theme.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (cf/0E)

63 When people tell you who they are it's wise to believe them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2024 05:44 PM (LkLld)

64 "Um it's more than a "vibe," Ace. There's an actual kiss between Christopher Reeves and Michael Caine.


Say what you will about Michael Caine, but you have to respect the lengths to which the man will go to collect a paycheck."

I think I read or heard that Reeves and Caine had to get pretty drunk to get through the kiss scene.

Posted by: cheshirecat at July 08, 2024 05:45 PM (TwA+r)

65 Disney California used to have a real gun store in the park.

Teens even stole $1,800 in guns one time from it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 05:45 PM (5hy2B)

66 I visited Chicago last week to see the stones and Li’l Blutarskis. Recent arrivals plopped down on the sidewalk everywhere with cardboard signs asking for money.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 08, 2024 05:45 PM (Cp1vk)

67 Generally I oppose any bill which has as it's purpose to ban something thst is already illegal, but this one seems to actually serve a purpose.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 08, 2024 05:46 PM (65zPH)

68 Not that they care, in a “Democracy” Democrats importing millions of illegal aliens to vote their candidate is fucking straight up Treason.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 05:47 PM (UTD5a)

69 How come it took 3 years and 8 months for Republicans to think up this SAVE Act? Cutting it a little close to the election, IMHO.
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:40 PM (jDaxj)

Well yeah. This is just theater. Not going to pass the senate or be signed by potato, so it's safe election year bullshit.
It's why they're hated by their own voters

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2024 05:47 PM (dfR+J)

70 I am literally deep in the heart of rural Texas with thousands of illegals. We have been living here for almost 8 years and I have never seen a single hispanic person in line to vote, not once.


I know this is anecdotal but around here illegals don't go anywhere near anything having to do with official government stuff except if they can get a hand out.


They might do that stuff in blue states/cities but they do not do it in red states because they don't want to get caught.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (QNSds)

71 66 I see less this year than last. Not overflowing the police station anymore.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (jDaxj)

72 "Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

a fat federal retirement, position on a board of directors or two, inclusion is high status think-tanks and a book deal with regular speech tours, I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (D7oie)

73 Greg Price @greg_price11 5h
After spending the last three years flooding the country with millions of illegals, the Biden admin just came out against the SAVE Act, which would require documentary proof of United States citizenship in order to vote in American elections.

https://tinyurl.com/2p3n67e6
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (Jh5b+)

74 AOC will need all the votes she can get when she runs for president in 2028.

Posted by: raimondo at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (kAJYe)

75 74 AOC will need all the votes she can get when she runs for president in 2028.
Posted by: raimondo at July 08, 2024 05:48 PM (kAJYe)

Then the Donks can elect a real jack ass

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 05:49 PM (IyPmt)

76 It's only treason if we lose.

Posted by: The Deep State at July 08, 2024 05:49 PM (xRgqO)

77 "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

-------

Wealth, adulation, impunity, drugs, and more catamites than even Lindsey Graham can keep up with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 05:50 PM (0FoWg)

78 But what should I do when a problem comes along?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

You should whip it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 05:50 PM (qZEuM)

79 Democrats - Come on, there is no way they will let us get immigrants voting.

Other Democrats - They didn't do anything when we stole the 2020 election with a broken toilet.

Democrats - Fair point. Let's go for it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2024 05:51 PM (aPY1X)

80 Les van a poner atras en cadenas!!

Posted by: Brandon at July 08, 2024 05:51 PM (wGerL)

81 We need to hire the Bandidos MC to work as "Election Judges" here in Texas.

Sure, let some bitchy AWFL vent steam about not having to provide I.D. Let some non English speaking vato who is clearly just barely North of the border pretend he's entitled to come in and vote.

Give Republic Waste Services the contract and naming rights for the 10 yd. dumpsters outside of each voting place.

Waste Disposal, indeed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 08, 2024 05:51 PM (kQgoX)

82 "Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"


Ice cream cone -two scoops.

Posted by: Plugs at July 08, 2024 05:52 PM (nvKZ7)

83 Best to advance this bill to the floor now when there's no chance of passage. Heaven forbid the GOP do it when they have a president inclined to sign such a bill were it to cross his desk. They might actually accomplish something!

Posted by: Octochicken at July 08, 2024 05:53 PM (oCS0o)

84 "Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS," he said. "What is the penalty for traitors again?"


Billion dollar slush fund

Posted by: Hillary! at July 08, 2024 05:53 PM (qZEuM)

85 Posted by: cheshirecat at July 08, 2024 05:45 PM (TwA+r)

The screams in the theater were quite wide spread. Homos kissing was quite a shock to the audience, and not just as a plot twist.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 05:54 PM (wGerL)

86 ...saying it would place "an extreme burden [on] countless Americans" in order to vote.

How so? Please, I want to hear the Democrats say out-loud again how minorities are too stupid to find the DMV for an Id.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 08, 2024 05:54 PM (xdrSQ)

87
"Si se pudenda!

Say, Guillermo - fetch me one of those breakfast churros, mi hom-bray!"

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 08, 2024 05:54 PM (0FoWg)

88 31
You can't use African American in this context, Black illegal aliens are not African Americans. It's a stupid term anyway. Some idiotic US politician referred to Nelson Mandela, the South African terrorist and felon, as an African American but meaning Black! Also Black Canadians resent being called that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Black is a color too at July 08, 2024 05:54 PM (qfLjt)

89 "Si se pudenda!

You mean Si se pawdway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 05:55 PM (IyPmt)

90 Trumps contract with America released

https://tinyurl.com/5ubwsfu5

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2024 05:55 PM (aPY1X)

91 Disinformation Expert Lizzy @StarChamberMaid 9h
So what's the harm? "House Republicans have made non-citizen voting in federal elections — for which there is no evidence of a widespread phenomenon — a marquee issue going into the 2024 campaign." axios.com/2024/07/06/house-d…

Scoop: House Democrats whip against Republicans' latest non-citizen voting crackdown
Democrats are trying to stem defections after 52 of their members broke away on a previous vote.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 05:55 PM (Jh5b+)

92 There are 8 million anchor babies that are of voting age in 2024

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 05:55 PM (5MvGY)

93 You couldn’t get me drunk enough to kiss another guy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 05:55 PM (v6JzV)

94 Elon Musk for VP. And shut the fuck up about not being natural born.


We should either repeal that provision or define precisely what it means to be a "natural-born citizen."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


And who can legally transfer citizenship.

Sorry Kamala. Two foreign students cannot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 05:56 PM (PrOMo)

95 They're pushing The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act

Heaven help us all.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

96 It's good theater to get Democrats to oppose it.

Now do one that prohibits murder.

Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 05:56 PM (Gfelq)

97 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?

And give plausible deniability.

Our "newcomers" just want democracy... H8t3rs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 05:57 PM (Q4IgG)

98 " You couldn’t get me drunk enough to kiss another guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "

How about while trippin'?

Posted by: zombie Jimi Hendrix at July 08, 2024 05:58 PM (vFG9F)

99 Is there a single country in the world that allows illegal aliens to vote in their national elections?

If not, why not?

Also, even if this passes both the House and Senate, FJB will never, ever sign it into law.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2024 05:58 PM (BpYfr)

100 You can't use African American in this context, Black illegal aliens are not African Americans. It's a stupid term anyway. Some idiotic US politician referred to Nelson Mandela, the South African terrorist and felon, as an African American but meaning Black! Also Black Canadians resent being called that.
Posted by: Ciampino


Charlize Theron has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 05:59 PM (PrOMo)

101 97 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?

Might look a tad suspicious..... Nah...Carry on

Posted by: Emperor Joe at July 08, 2024 05:59 PM (IyPmt)

102 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?

And give plausible deniability.

Our "newcomers" just want democracy... H8t3rs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Fuck democracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 05:59 PM (PrOMo)

103 Democrats are trying to stem defections after 52 of their members broke away on a previous vote.
Posted by: andycanuck

The 52 who broke away don't want ads in their districts saying they support illegal aliens voting.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2024 05:59 PM (1KCcl)

104 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Whoopi Goldberg says she would still vote for Biden even if he poops his pants and can’t put a sentence together because she also has “poopy days”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 08, 2024 05:37 PM (TGPs7)

I think we all probably knew this. It's just that we didn't need reminded of it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 08, 2024 06:00 PM (sJHOI)

105 The 52 who broke away don't want ads in their districts saying they support illegal aliens voting.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp




Democrats are for illegals voting.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:00 PM (PrOMo)

106 "What is the penalty for traitors again?"

You get to live or work in the White House.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 08, 2024 06:01 PM (tA1/w)

107 Next iteration for Democrats? When the Hispanic caucus moves Right after one generation because Socialism/Communism is tyranny, they'll oppose Republican attempts to prohibit foreign citizens in their own homelands from voting in US elections.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 08, 2024 06:01 PM (aXxgO)

108 The 52 who broke away don't want ads in their districts saying they support illegal aliens voting.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2024 05:59 PM (1KCcl)
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They're smart enough to realize this is the real reason the bill came up now.

The GOP is forcing the DNC to defend covering for Brandon and the border.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

109 Sometimes I wonder if the Democrats are as stupid as Republicans.

This is politically moronic.

It is the top election issue by far, that is getting you killed not just in the Presidential race, but down ballot as well. You have Biden or Harris sitting there ready to veto it, so there is no chance this bill will ever pass.

The smart thing to do is let it pass because "dumb Republicans, why waste our time on things that don't happen?"

Instead, they are giving the GOP more ammunition on their top party platform plank.

Idiots.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:02 PM (5p7BC)

110 toilet wasn't even broken

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 08, 2024 06:02 PM (sJHOI)

111 Viva Las Voters !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 08, 2024 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

112 Whoopi Goldberg says she would still vote for Biden even if he poops his pants and can’t put a sentence together because she also has “poopy days”
Posted by: Mister Ghost
.......

So it wasn't a Whoopie cushion in her chair?

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2024 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

113 This thing almost never happens.

Also, it's good that it happens.

Posted by: democrat logic at July 08, 2024 06:03 PM (L+5ng)

114 SpaceX for today
New T-Zero: Liftoff is targeted for 7:00 p.m. EDT, 23:00 UTC (01:00 CEST - July 9).

I don't think this will be a go today. They are just keeping things open until the launch window closes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers at July 08, 2024 06:04 PM (qfLjt)

115 Willowed

306 Mama Harris:
After the October 1964 birth of Kamala and January 1967 birth of Maya, Shyamala became a permanent resident of the United States in April 1968.
Posted by: rickb223

Father, maybe, but not her mother who was the daughter of Indian diplomats.

Fact Check: Kamala Harris eligible to be president despite misleading posts
By Reuters Fact Check, October 18, 2023

Oprah Daily dot com: According to Harris's 2018 autobiography, Donald was born in Jamaica in 1938 and immigrated to the United States to get his doctorate degree from the University of California, Berkeley. He eventually became a naturalized United States citizen.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 06:04 PM (NFX2v)

116


They love abusing the blacks they've been using and abusing for decades.

Demented sick bastards.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 08, 2024 06:04 PM (et1vG)

117 "It is already illegal under current law for noncitizens to register to vote or to vote in federal elections," the office of House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, D-Mass."

Then what's the problem? Why not have another law - one even more explicit - recodifying and repeating what we already know is illegal?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 08, 2024 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

118 Democrats are trying to stem defections after 52 of their members broke away on a previous vote.
Posted by: andycanuck

Shove it down their fucking throat.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 08, 2024 06:05 PM (qZEuM)

119 Is the GOP, under PDT, being forced to play some offense rather than continuing to lose gracefully?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

120 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 06:05 PM (qZEuM)

121 Ahhh, it's already baked in the cake to happen.
My guess to pre-empt that 10 million new illegals changed the election.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 06:06 PM (fwDg9)

122 Instead, they are giving the GOP more ammunition on their top party platform plank.

Idiots.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
_________

But they can count on this being spun in the media as dems standing up against a grossly overexpansive bill which actually targets women and minorities.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 08, 2024 06:06 PM (Dm8we)

123 "How come it took 3 years and 8 months for Republicans to think up this SAVE Act? Cutting it a little close to the election, IMHO."

But it would never make it out of the Senate, so it is useful now as a campaign bullet point?

But illegals WILL vote, and be counted. We knew of a lot of cheating last time, afaik, all the cheat votes were still counted. Just steal it, then arrest protesters ... from the Fascist Coup Guidebook.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 08, 2024 06:07 PM (Cus5s)

124 But they can count on this being spun in the media as dems standing up against a grossly overexpansive bill which actually targets women and minorities.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 08, 2024 06:06 PM (Dm8we)
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Putting someone in a position to defend something they'd rather not talk about is always good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 08, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

125 Is the GOP, under PDT, being forced to play some offense rather than continuing to lose gracefully?

The Eeyore chorus is going to have to find a new schtick.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:07 PM (xCA6C)

126 Wasn't it Transgender Fonzie starring in Poopy Days?

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2024 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

127 The number of voters with surnames of "Hernandez, Cruz, Garcia, Perez, Gonzales, etc." will likely be more than the total Republican totals.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)

128 But they can count on this being spun in the media as dems standing up against a grossly overexpansive bill which actually targets women and minorities.

And newts. Don't forget the undocumented, migratory newts.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xCA6C)

129 Just remember Ted Danson was with Whoopi for several years. Liberalism is definitely a mental illness.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 06:08 PM (aYD2Z)

130 Father, maybe, but not her mother who was the daughter of Indian diplomats.

Fact Check: Kamala Harris eligible to be president despite misleading posts
By Reuters Fact Check, October 18, 2023

Oprah Daily dot com: According to Harris's 2018 autobiography, Donald was born in Jamaica in 1938 and immigrated to the United States to get his doctorate degree from the University of California, Berkeley. He eventually became a naturalized United States citizen.
Posted by: L



Father not either. Foreign student.
Daddy Harris:

In 1963 he came to the United States to earn a PhD from University of California, Berkeley which he completed in 1966. Kamala was Class of 64. He was still a foreign student.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:09 PM (PrOMo)

131 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?
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My math says right now, no, it isn't enough. They need at least 12.6 to get close.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:09 PM (5p7BC)

132 117 "It is already illegal under current law for noncitizens to register to vote or to vote in federal elections," the office of House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, D-Mass."

Then what's the problem? Why not have another law - one even more explicit - recodifying and repeating what we already know is illegal?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 08, 2024 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

The problem is this new law gives the States the Power to actually enforce the old law.

And FORCES States, like Clownifornia, to do so.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2024 06:12 PM (xaFKb)

133 News Flash: Democrats are evil.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 06:12 PM (VuZH8)

134 Electricity has been restored to Gref Manor in SE Houston after Beryl took it down about 11 hours ago. Yay! My thanks to the power company linemen. A pox on the National Hurricane Center's 'experts' and their short-term weather models. The projected track was mostly WRONG the past 4 days and especially the last 24 hours. When I went to bed last night it was supposed to come ashore about 150 miles SW of the Manor. When I awoke to beeping of stuff that had lost power, the danged eye was about 40 miles SW of me.

Had I known it was going to take its final course I would have prepared better by buying a lot of ice. The track I expected it would take, 18 hours ago, had a low-chance to taking down my electricity based on past experience.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 06:12 PM (5fDan)

135 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship? If one hasn't traveled outside the USA then no passport. DL does not have that info. One would have to pay to get a copy of a birth certificate. Can it be obtained by mail?

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 1 at July 08, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

136 Like "No electioneering within 100 feet." LOL.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 06:14 PM (VuZH8)

137 And newts. Don't forget the undocumented, migratory newts.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:08 PM (xCA6C)
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Three wild newts (woo!)
Three wild newts
They rumble in the parking lot
They scored a lid of seedless pot
Really hope they don't get caught
Three wild newts

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 08, 2024 06:14 PM (3Fz6p)

138 136 Like "No electioneering within 100 feet." LOL.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 06:14 PM (VuZH

Republicans wouldn't let them have water !

Posted by: Emperor Joe at July 08, 2024 06:14 PM (IyPmt)

139 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?

Since the most entertaining plot line is the one that will be chosen, I vote for the good guys messing with their feedback communications such that Biden wins by a margin of 100 million votes.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2024 06:15 PM (c/Z2E)

140 After requiring ID to vote get rid of mail in ballots. My thinking is if you can't prioritize getting the polls a couple times a year you most likely don't even have a minimal understanding of who and what is on the ballot - citizenship demands some effort be made in the name our precious democracy even if it is a Constitutional Republic.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 08, 2024 06:15 PM (hwaIA)

141 Trump 2024 flags are slowly going up around here

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

142 141 Trump 2024 flags are slowly going up around here
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

Wouldn't do that here unless you want to be vandalized

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)

143 Who would have thought at this point Whoopi could come up with ANYTHING to make herself less hot besides actually dying?

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 08, 2024 06:17 PM (LQ/Bi)

144 Doomscrolling is called that for good reasons.
Who's holding the bag for Brandon now?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (QSrLX)

145 Who would have thought at this point Whoopi could come up with ANYTHING to make herself less hot besides actually dying?
Posted by: Azjaeger at July 08, 2024 06:17 PM (LQ/Bi)
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She's jonesing to become spokescreature for Depend (TM) undergarments?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (3Fz6p)

146 GOP platform that was just approved by platform committee:

1. Seal the border
2. Carry out largest deportation op in US history
3. End inflation
4. Make US dominant energy producer
5. Stop outsourcing manufacturing
6. Large tax cuts for workers, no tax on tips
7. Defend the Constitution and fundamental freedoms
8. Prevent WW3
9. End weaponization of gov't
10. Stop migrant crime epidemic
11. Rebuild US cities, make them safe, clean again
12. Strengthen/modernize military
13. Keep US $$ as reserve currency
14. Protect SS and Medicare
15. Cancel EV mandate
16. Cut funding for schools pushing gender ideology
17. Keep men out of women's sports
18. Deport pro-Hamas radicals, esp from colleges
19. Secure elections: voter ID, paper ballots, proof of citizenship
20. Unite our country by bringing it to record levels of success

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (5p7BC)

147 The death jabs can't take these people out fast enough...

Posted by: Stateless at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (jvJvP)

148 How would I prove that I'm a citizen? Learn civics.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 08, 2024 06:19 PM (QSrLX)

149 12 million illegal ballots would certainly be enough to cover the fraud, no?
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My math says right now, no, it isn't enough. They need at least 12.6 to get close.
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I'm amazed my half-assed guess was that close.

More Bourbon for me!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 06:19 PM (Q4IgG)

150 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (5p7BC)
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Get the friggin' ethanol out of our gasoline and they're got me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 08, 2024 06:20 PM (3Fz6p)

151 Who would have thought at this point Whoopi could come up with ANYTHING to make herself less hot besides actually dying?
Posted by: Azjaeger

I heard her screed. I think I actually heard her say she would vote for a corpse who shit himself on the way to Disneyland which is the Leftist version of Valhalla.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 08, 2024 06:20 PM (hwaIA)

152 Go GOP platform!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 08, 2024 06:20 PM (QSrLX)

153 The screams in the theater were quite wide spread. Homos kissing was quite a shock to the audience, and not just as a plot twist.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 08, 2024 05:54 PM (wGerL)

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It was fuckin' Superman. They made him homo.

I was 13 years old, the only reason I was watching the movie because Superman was in it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 08, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)

154 Donna my township might be somewhat split but don't think vandalism would fly.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

155 At Insty:

Biden told donors on a private call this afternoon:
“It’s time to put Trump in the bullseye.”



It's okay when we do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (xCA6C)

156 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship?

In this age of so-called "A.I." and leaked data everywhere, why is the burden of proof on us? The IRS, DMV, NSA, Google, Facebook, SSA, Apple, etc. knows EXACTLY who I am and everything that I've ever done.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (2fIGV)

157 135 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship?

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 1 at July 08, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)


There isn't one because citizens and sane politicians had expected there would never be a flood of millions of illegals, PER YEAR.

What a mess. Today, issuing US Citizen ID cards would result in at least half of the tens of millions of resident and visiting non-citizens receiving a citizen ID card. You all know how that will easily happen.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (5fDan)

158 135 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship? If one hasn't traveled outside the USA then no passport. DL does not have that info. One would have to pay to get a copy of a birth certificate. Can it be obtained by mail?
Posted by: Ciampino

You can get a copy of your birth certificate by mail.

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (pRpzT)

159 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (5p7BC)
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Get the friggin' ethanol out of our gasoline and they're got me.


Cyber high five!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (xCA6C)

160 Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 06:22 PM (5MvGY)

161 160 Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 06:22 PM (5MvGY)

Jail

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)

162 Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?

The Marianas Trench?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (xCA6C)

163 Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2024 06:22 PM (5MvGY)
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The Farallons.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (3Fz6p)

164 "Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?"

International waters...

Via helicopter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (a1415)

165 135 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship?

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 1 at July 08, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

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My .38

--gun nuts

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (CQ8KO)

166 GOP platform that was just approved by platform committee:
...
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Small complaint: I don't see anything about trebuchets in there.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (iZbyp)

167 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship?

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 1 at July 08, 2024 06:13 PM (qfLjt)


There isn't one because citizens and sane politicians had expected there would never be a flood of millions of illegals, PER YEAR.

What a mess. Today, issuing US Citizen ID cards would result in at least half of the tens of millions of resident and visiting non-citizens receiving a citizen ID card. You all know how that will easily happen.
Posted by: Gref


Certified birth certificate. Concealed Carry Permit. Passport.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (PrOMo)

168 The Farallons.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (3Fz6p)

Husband used to dive out there... Lots of great whites and he even saw orcas beach sea lions to the slaughter... Needless to say he no longer does it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 06:24 PM (IyPmt)

169 Where would you deport a California born Hamas supporter to?
Posted by: Ben Had


Gaza.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:24 PM (PrOMo)

170 GOP platform that was just approved by platform committee:
......


21. Go all Javier Milei on they ass.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

171 166 GOP platform that was just approved by platform committee:
...
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Small complaint: I don't see anything about trebuchets in there.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 06:23 PM (iZbyp)

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I'm pretty sure I was promised concentration camps and a couple of women chained in my basement.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 08, 2024 06:26 PM (CQ8KO)

172 I'm listening to the scherzo movement of Anton Bruckner's 9th symphony . It's like the soundtrack to 2024.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024 06:27 PM (oaGWv)

173 I'm pretty sure I was promised concentration camps and a couple of women chained in my basement.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
---
The women are Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow. Still on board?

:-)

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 06:27 PM (iZbyp)

174 GOP platform that was just approved by platform committee:
3. End inflation
6. Large tax cuts for workers, no tax on tips
14. Protect SS and Medicare


Choose any two. At most.

Unless "cuts" means "increases," or "protect" means something like "ration the f--k out of."

Otherwise, excellent list.

Posted by: mikeski at July 08, 2024 06:28 PM (DgGvY)

175 I'm pretty sure I was promised concentration camps and a couple of women chained in my basement.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
---
The women are Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow. Still on board?

:-)
Posted by: screaming in digital


You are a bad person. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:28 PM (PrOMo)

176 Small complaint: I don't see anything about trebuchets in there.
Posted by: screaming in digital


Check the "machinery" section in the penumbra of the deportation clause.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2024 06:28 PM (2fIGV)

177 158 135 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship? If one hasn't traveled outside the USA then no passport. DL does not have that info. One would have to pay to get a copy of a birth certificate. Can it be obtained by mail?
Posted by: Ciampino

You can get a copy of your birth certificate by mail.

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM (pRpzT)


Marisol Juana Gutierrez-Salazar can get your birth certificate by mail, too. Or buy a notarized fake birth certificate at many storefront fake documentation shops in every city.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 06:29 PM (5fDan)

178 The women are Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow. Still on board?

:-)
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 06:27 PM (iZbyp)

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Hmmm.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 08, 2024 06:29 PM (CQ8KO)

179 Wonder how Hadrian is getting along this afternoon. I know he said they considerable damage this morning.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2024 06:30 PM (oaGWv)

180 What document does Mr Average American have to prove citizenship? If one hasn't traveled outside the USA then no passport. DL does not have that info. One would have to pay to get a copy of a birth certificate. Can it be obtained by mail?
Posted by: Ciampino

You can get a copy of your birth certificate by mail.

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 06:21 PM


It may just be me with my OCD but I have a copy of my birth certificate, my wife's birth certificate, our son's birth certificate and a copy of our marriage certificate. I also have copies of both of our DD 214's along with various other official documents. And yes they are in a binder with copies of all of our insurance policies, wills, medical power of attorneys, etc. The originals of everything are in a safe deposit box at the bank.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)

181 The Fairfax area

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2024 06:30 PM (lCppi)

182 Learn Civics.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 08, 2024 06:31 PM (QSrLX)

183 146
9. End weaponization of gov't

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 06:18 PM (5p7BC)
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Change that to:

Reverse weaponization of gov't

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 2 at July 08, 2024 06:31 PM (qfLjt)

184

Que Lastima!

Marisol Juana Gutierrez-Salazar can get your birth certificate by mail, too. Or buy a notarized fake birth certificate at many storefront fake documentation shops in every city.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2024 06:32 PM (U8kCF)

185 It may just be me with my OCD but I have a copy of my birth certificate, my wife's birth certificate, our son's birth certificate and a copy of our marriage certificate. I also have copies of both of our DD 214's along with various other official documents. And yes they are in a binder with copies of all of our insurance policies, wills, medical power of attorneys, etc. The originals of everything are in a safe deposit box at the bank.

As a final measure, I have jpgs of all such documents. No, they probably aren't admissable, but at least they'll give those looking for the original a fighting chance.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:32 PM (xCA6C)

186 177
Marisol Juana Gutierrez-Salazar can get your birth certificate by mail, too. Or buy a notarized fake birth certificate at many storefront fake documentation shops in every city.
Posted by: Gref at July

We don’t need to reinvent the wheel. The same documents you need for a passport can be used here. It seems to work.

Posted by: Piper at July 08, 2024 06:33 PM (pRpzT)

187 181 The Fairfax area

Posted by: LASue


?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 08, 2024 06:34 PM (xCA6C)

188 You can't get a drivers license unless you're an illegal without a drivers license.

I did notice that when I renewed Smart ID, I didn't need anything else. But it did ask if I wanted to register to vote. No "already registered" option. No, if you're a citizen, only yes or no.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2024 06:35 PM (U8kCF)

189 Didja see the AZ document written up for illegals that promises them problem-free federal election registration and ballots mailed to their address, all at the same location where they sign up for driver licenses and medicaid and child care and free shit and phones and internet and a free Tesla and an Amex card with 20 grand in the account?

I mighta gone a little far with the goodies, but the voting stuff was real.

Look, these illegals are not going to stand in line to vote. They do not want to be seen at polling places. But they can mail.

I've told leftist friends and family that the RNC has hacked the ICE, DHS, US Customs, and Border Patrol databases, and has the names and ID numbers of 20 million illegals, and will use that info to forge ballots to be fed into drop boxes everywhere, thousands per box, in all the swing states.

Fair is fair, no?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 08, 2024 06:35 PM (ZtgZZ)

190 Don't you need a birth certificate to get a drivers license or just any fake doc?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2024 06:36 PM (U8kCF)

191 Author Stephen King is asking Joe to quit too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 06:36 PM (Jh5b+)

192 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 06:36 PM (Jh5b+)

193 We don’t need to reinvent the wheel. The same documents you need for a passport can be used here. It seems to work.
Posted by: Piper


Concealed carry permit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 06:37 PM (PrOMo)

194 SpaceX
And again: New T-Zero Liftoff is targeted for 7:30 p.m. EDT, 23:30 UTC (01:30 CEST - July 9).

Go to the web page to keep track so I don't clutter these comments:

https://www.youtube.com/live/EoKYdf7HJx4

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey Spaced Spatial Special Spacers 3 at July 08, 2024 06:41 PM (qfLjt)

195 Hate to stomp all over Batman Begins but

"Documents are nothing. Laws are nothing.
Will is everything. The Will to Act"

Ace opened my eyes a few years back but Im still astonished that the GOP has surrendured so much terrain that we find ourselves debating whether Mexicans and Nicaraguans can vote in American elections.

Posted by: Fen at July 08, 2024 06:51 PM (8jFk2)

196 If you find yourself having to explain to the neighbors that they cant jump the fence and rape your mother... par of the blame lies with that impotent cowatd you call a father. First thing you do - stop talking. Thats what's gotten you to this point. Instead, walk up to one of them and shoot them in the face. Maybe save a round as a Mercy for pops.

Posted by: Fen at July 08, 2024 06:58 PM (8jFk2)

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