First-World Problems...

I figure the most efficient way to deal with this is to jack up the foundation so everything is nice and plumb.

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 Sounds like a plan....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 04, 2024 02:01 PM (QGaXH)

2 A 'plumb' idea?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 04, 2024 02:02 PM (QGaXH)

3 Just one more time for those who may have missed it last week.

Power went off, Generac went on, power was restored very shortly, breaker on the fridge and freezer was tripped.

We lost ancient meat I payed $1.99 Canadian for a while back. Not too bad. But still....

Posted by: Stateless at August 04, 2024 02:03 PM (jvJvP)

4 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

5 Just call me slacker

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:04 PM (fwDg9)

6 Sell. Let the next owners worry about it.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:04 PM (g8Ew8)

7
4 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Archimedes at August

Ceiling line. Then jack one keg of the couch up.

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2024 02:05 PM (pZEOD)

8
I'd sound like Bubba from Forest Gump reciting shrimp recipes if I listed the types of levels I own.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:05 PM (RKVpM)

9
My response to an unsolicited observation that something hanging on the wall is crooked is, "If it bothers you, fix it yourself."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:05 PM (xG4kz)

10 4 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Archimedes at August

Ceiling line. Then jack one keg of the couch up.

Honey, get me my saw!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:05 PM (xCA6C)

11 I figure the most efficient way to deal with this is to jack up the foundation so everything is nice and plumb.

Did you consider installing shelving just below the artwork to support it at the appropriate angle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2024 02:05 PM (g07/a)

12 Call it a Fun House and charge admission.

Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2024 02:06 PM (bLe0J)

13 Is picture out or crown molding?

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:06 PM (fwDg9)

14 Remove the big picture.
Replace with a three frame grouping.
(Avoid any pictures that include ottomans)
Limit the bulbs on the end tables to 40 watts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 02:07 PM (W/lyH)

15
Ceiling line. Then jack one keg of the couch up.

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2024 02:

Okay, that was funny.
Everyone have a happy Sunday!

Posted by: Stateless at August 04, 2024 02:07 PM (jvJvP)

16
Traveling by flying machine. I see those big foam collars are the New Thing among Experienced Travelers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:08 PM (rO3Tj)

17 Probably no one will notice this except you. I recommend loosening the sphincter.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM (g8Ew8)

18 I say leave it as it is. Drive the OCD people insane.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM (Aoykm)

19 Burn the house down. Collect insurance money. Move to a free state.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM (HXGNm)

20
Not to mention the women (it's always women) with their sweaters tied around their waists, which looks ridiculous and is a sign of poor planning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:10 PM (rO3Tj)

21 Use a level when hanging a picture.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:11 PM (NpAcC)

22 If your house is wonky, set the curtains or pictures to where they look right, not to level or plumb. That's all that really matters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2024 02:11 PM (aD39U)

23 I say leave it as it is. Drive the OCD people insane.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM

People who claim to be OCD are poseurs.

The people who have it put the letters in alphabetical order and say CDO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2024 02:12 PM (g07/a)

24 Shorten everyone's right leg by an inch or two.

Posted by: Eileen at August 04, 2024 02:13 PM (aD39U)

25
People ask me all the time, "Kammie, what ought I do if my ceilings are not Plum?" I console them with, "You have many, many choices besides Plum for your ceilings -- Sea Foam, or Lilac, or Ecru -- and not one of them are something to be ashamed of! But never White or Off White! Not ever!" They are so grateful for my sage advice, but I stop then, "Whoa, child! Let's not cross over to me handing out cooking advice or we will be here for the rest of this day!"
** cackles **

-- audiobook, "Kammie 'Splains Stuff", side 2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:13 PM (xG4kz)

26 I'm assuming the picture is level, the house is not. No worries, till things start rolling off the counters, or the sink won't fully drain.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2024 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

27
Tilt all the pictures by the same amount. Then blame your guests for their perception.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (rO3Tj)

28 *looks at weather*

So Debby does Destin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (KfXOG)

29 I'm assuming the picture is level, the house is not. No worries, till things start rolling off the counters, or the sink won't fully drain.

Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

30 Not to mention the women (it's always women) with their sweaters tied around their waists, which looks ridiculous and is a sign of poor planning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:10 PM

Perchance they are trying to emphasize or deemphasize certain anatomical features?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (g07/a)

31 People ask me all the time, "Kammie, what ought I do if my ceilings are not Plum?" I console them with, "You have many, many choices besides Plum for your ceilings -- Sea Foam, or Lilac, or Ecru -- and not one of them are something to be ashamed of! But never White or Off White! Not ever!" They are so grateful for my sage advice, but I stop then, "Whoa, child! Let's not cross over to me handing out cooking advice or we will be here for the rest of this day!"
** cackles **

-- audiobook, "Kammie 'Splains Stuff", side 2
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:13 PM (xG4kz)

LOL

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:15 PM (g8Ew8)

32 Maybe it's just your eyes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:16 PM (Ka3bZ)

33 This is your first step to turning your house into a very cool Goldberg marble machine:

Think of the possibilities!
https://youtu.be/Hmb0Q0Q_7jo

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 04, 2024 02:16 PM (O7YUW)

34 You can imagine what fun it is to wallpaper a room like this. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM (w6EFb)

35 I wonder what the picture looks like?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

36
I loathe wallpaper. Missus KvC appreciates it.

Guess what we have in some of the busiest rooms of our house.

** sighs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:18 PM (xG4kz)

37 Ah yes. The asymmetrical frame for the art.

Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2024 02:19 PM (41CYW)

38 I'm assuming the picture is actually level and the ceiling is sloped?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:19 PM (y31cs)

39
Anyway, what I was saying is like a level is like the fruit of the toolbox. You got the bubble level, the water level, the optical level, the laser level, the box beam level, the magnetic level, the digital box level, the I-beam level, the screeding level, the torpedo level, the string level, the carpenter's level, the mason's level, the bull's eye level, the post level, the cross check level, the spot laser level, the cross line level, the laser plum level, and the rotary laser level. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:19 PM (RKVpM)

40 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:16 PM (Ka3bZ)

I thought about you yesterday while looking at the needlepoint pic in the hobby post - "Proof that I have the patience to stab something 1000 times."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:20 PM (w6EFb)

41
You can imagine what fun it is to wallpaper a room like this. Been there, done that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM (w6EFb)

_________

Striped wallpaper at a 10 degree angle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:20 PM (rO3Tj)

42 29 I'm assuming the picture is level, the house is not. No worries, till things start rolling off the counters, or the sink won't fully drain.

Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

Thank you, Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:20 PM (y31cs)

43
I wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood

It's either Fat Man on an Ottoman or Ottoman on a Fat Man.

Tune in to the Art Thread on Monday through Friday of this coming week to learn the answer!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (xG4kz)

44 35 I wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood

Ottoman dood

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (Ka3bZ)

45 I wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

We'll find out in the morning.
I'm betting it's the same picture that was in it when he bought the frame at the frame shop.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (W/lyH)

46 I loathe wallpaper. Missus KvC appreciates it.

Guess what we have in some of the busiest rooms of our house.

** sighs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:18 PM (xG4kz)

It was all the rage in the 80s, but I don't hear much about it nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (w6EFb)

47 Put it in the Ames room.

https://youtu.be/3t5qQB-FuJg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2024 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

48 I wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

It's a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:22 PM (g8Ew8)

49 wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:17 PM

* smiles *

Posted by: zombie Lucien Freud at August 04, 2024 02:22 PM (g07/a)

50 "Proof that I have the patience to stab something 1000 times."
Posted by: Miley,

Bwahahaha

Love it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:22 PM (Ka3bZ)

51 Anyway, what I was saying is like a level is like the fruit of the toolbox. You got the bubble level, the water level, the optical level, the laser level, the box beam level, the magnetic level, the digital box level, the I-beam level, the screeding level, the torpedo level, the string level, the carpenter's level, the mason's level, the bull's eye level, the post level, the cross check level, the spot laser level, the cross line level, the laser plum level, and the rotary laser level. That- that's about it.

You forgot the Level WithMe.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:23 PM (xCA6C)

52 Use a level when hanging a picture.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2024 02:11 PM (NpAcC)

Then follow up with epoxy.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 04, 2024 02:24 PM (/HDaX)

53 Remove picture
Install wainscoting parallel to the ceiling.
Sit back
Enjoy bourbon.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 02:24 PM (W/lyH)

54 Every room in the house has a sloped ceiling going from 10'9" to 9'. You get used to it.
The windows and ceilings are level at the outside wall so it isn't totally weird.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2024 02:24 PM (D/KNX)

55 44 35 I wonder what the picture looks like?
Posted by: redridinghood

Ottoman dood
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (Ka3bZ)

Dogs playing Poker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:24 PM (y31cs)

56 Anyway, what I was saying is like a level is like the fruit of the toolbox.

I'm way more fruitesque than a level.

Posted by: Plumb at August 04, 2024 02:25 PM (g07/a)

57 *Tilits head* let's blame government survey and correction lines.

Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2024 02:25 PM (41CYW)

58 46 I loathe wallpaper. Missus KvC appreciates it.

Guess what we have in some of the busiest rooms of our house.

** sighs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:18 PM (xG4kz)

It was all the rage in the 80s, but I don't hear much about it nowadays.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (w6EFb)

Who misses wood paneling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:25 PM (y31cs)

59 Remove picture and crown molding so you can't tell anything is out of level

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)

60
Ottoman dood
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2024 02:21 PM (Ka3bZ)

Dogs playing Poker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:24 PM (y31cs)

__________

Black velvet of Elvis singing from Heaven.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:26 PM (rO3Tj)

61
Wait a minute ... if this has morphed into an Art Thread, is the 100 Comment Rule in effect?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:26 PM (xG4kz)

62 Tilts. Dang small fonts. That's another thing I dislike about young people, small fonts.

Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2024 02:27 PM (41CYW)

63 I say leave it as it is. Drive the OCD people insane.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM (Aoykm)

Umm, have you met CBD?

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 04, 2024 02:27 PM (xW9Kg)

64 My FWP today is despite hours on the internet watching washer repair videos, being a journeyman heavy equipment mechanic I am NOT at the level of a Maytag Repaiman.
I think the reason they get to sit on their ass and do nothing is they charge too much, know like three tricks of the trade and when callled just tells the frustrated shade tree mechanic "wiggle this while you do that" or some shit.
Hangs up goes feet up.
I better get that damn thing right before Mrs. R runs out of clean bras.
I'm getting stinkeye. I need to start making some noise and cussing.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2024 02:27 PM (xcIvR)

65 Black velvet of Elvis singing from Heaven.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:26 PM (rO3Tj)

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:27 PM (y31cs)

66 *Tilits head* let's blame government survey and correction lines.
Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2024 02:25 PM (41CYW)

Good singer.
Bit of a stutter.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 02:28 PM (W/lyH)

67 My house is built on sand, so nothing is plumb anywhere.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 02:29 PM (JvZF+)

68
Who misses wood paneling?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We had worse -- faux wood grain paneling coated wall board -- in one room. It is resting peacefully today in a nearby landfill somewhere.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:29 PM (xG4kz)

69 If your framed items are slipping out of alignment, try something like these in the bottom corners. Or use one at each corner to hang them, without using the cross-wire hanging system at all depending on weight of item. No slipping out of position, easy to pull-out or pry-out of wall.

https://tinyurl.com/4ks8f966

shorter
https://tinyurl.com/ycyj4xww

Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2024 02:30 PM (pmB3q)

70 Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: exothermic core-mantle decoupling at August 04, 2024 02:30 PM (w6EFb)

71 I better get that damn thing right before Mrs. R runs out of clean bras.
Posted by: Reforger

Quick get on Amazon and order more bras!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2024 02:30 PM (D/KNX)

72 Remove picture and crown molding so you can't tell anything is out of level
Posted by: Skip
--

You're on the right track. Carefully tapered crowns, so things appear level.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

73 Perchance they are trying to emphasize or deemphasize certain anatomical features?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (g07/a)

Does this sweater tied around my waist make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (w6EFb)

74 67 My house is built on sand, so nothing is plumb anywhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 02:29 PM (JvZF+)

"But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (y31cs)

75
Who misses wood paneling?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

_________

In the rec room? One with plush shag carpet and a conversation pit?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (rO3Tj)

76 I think a mild case of torticollis will do the trick.

Posted by: muldoon at August 04, 2024 02:32 PM (uCfKO)

77
Does this sweater tied around my waist make my ass look fat?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (w6EFb)

___________

Absolutely. Have you no decency at last?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:32 PM (rO3Tj)

78 Who misses wood paneling?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

_________

In the rec room? One with plush shag carpet and a conversation pit?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Sunburst I believe was the color of that carpet.

Posted by: 70s Marketing Team at August 04, 2024 02:33 PM (41CYW)

79 Who misses wood paneling?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------

My last house had knotty pine paneling in the den. The young moderns who bought it ripped it out, 'Dated' they said, 'Too mid-century'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

80 My FWP is that my brand new toilet is leaking. In fact, I heard a dripping from the back and realized the tank is loose. God preserve my plumber! He's getting an earful tomorrow. And Lowe's is getting a call.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 04, 2024 02:34 PM (9iXPV)

81
My FWP today is despite hours on the internet watching washer repair videos, being a journeyman heavy equipment mechanic I am NOT at the level of a Maytag Repaiman.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2024 02:27 PM

My theory is that the chinamen have some sort of washing machine Stuxnet virus they unleash on washing machines once the warranty is up.

I figured out a 'workaround' with a garden hose splitter on the supply line. Fill that sucker as high as she wants. No more waiting around waiting for some optimal water level calculation sent to Peking, then to California, then to DC for final approval.

Analog shit would last for 20 years. Current chips doing the same stuff last only until the warranty expires.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:34 PM (RKVpM)

82 Watching a video on the Trump assassination attempt
This guy on video is saying besides the Federal overwatch team there were 2 Pennsylvania County teams covering other areas. And a police officer took a shot a Crooks seconds before being taken out by Fed team. The local police officer didn't hit Crooks but probably throw him off his track.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

83 There is only one correct answer.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

C4 at all of the corners of the house?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2024 02:36 PM (d9fT1)

84 My last house had knotty pine paneling in the den. The young moderns who bought it ripped it out, 'Dated' they said, 'Too mid-century'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

I'll take mid century any day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:36 PM (y31cs)

85 Who misses wood paneling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:25 PM (y31cs)

Chair rails with contrasting upper and lower wallpaper. Big in Massachusetts in the 80s.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:36 PM (w6EFb)

86 We had a house with hardwood floors in CA. The place was about 30 years old when we bought it. A cookie cutter house, built back when Ft. Ord was hopping. It had settled so much (build on what was basically a huge sand dune) that there was a noticeable gap between the bottom of the baseboards and the floor itself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2024 02:36 PM (Q4IgG)

87 39
Anyway, what I was saying is like a level is like the fruit of the toolbox. You got the bubble level, the water level, the optical level, the laser level, the box beam level, the magnetic level, the digital box level, the I-beam level, the screeding level, the torpedo level, the string level, the carpenter's level, the mason's level, the bull's eye level, the post level, the cross check level, the spot laser level, the cross line level, the laser plum level, and the rotary laser level. That- that's about it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:19 PM (RKVpM)

You should have changed your nic to Divide by Bubba.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at August 04, 2024 02:37 PM (QGaXH)

88 New ONN mini keyboard, soft, short throw keys and intuitive placement.
Ka Bam it slides off the armrest onto the floor. No problem, it's still alive, just hunt down that fly away key and put it back in place and Oh, no. It's flat, it just sits there dented in. Something else? Yes it needs a spring, of course. Ever hunted down an essential tiny spring?

It wasn't a spring it doesn't have springs it has key cups, little funnel shaped pieces of silicone rubber stuff. Discovered this while shopping at YouGuessedIt for a spring. They want $9.00 for these little pos. I pried an unessential F key, the F5 loose, took the cup from there and put it under the lost Enter key placement.
Good to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:39 PM (XzJ0p)

89 Absolutely. Have you no decency at last?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:32 PM (rO3Tj)

Perhaps I should wear pants as well.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:39 PM (w6EFb)

90 There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

The picture looked just fine to him...

Posted by: muldoon at August 04, 2024 02:41 PM (uCfKO)

91 Sunburst I believe was the color of that carpet.
Posted by: 70s Marketing Team at August 04, 2024 02:33 PM (41CYW)

Wow. Luxury.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:41 PM (g8Ew8)

92 88 New ONN mini keyboard, soft, short throw keys and intuitive placement.
Ka Bam it slides off the armrest onto the floor. No problem, it's still alive, just hunt down that fly away key and put it back in place and Oh, no. It's flat, it just sits there dented in. Something else? Yes it needs a spring, of course. Ever hunted down an essential tiny spring?

It wasn't a spring it doesn't have springs it has key cups, little funnel shaped pieces of silicone rubber stuff. Discovered this while shopping at YouGuessedIt for a spring. They want $9.00 for these little pos. I pried an unessential F key, the F5 loose, took the cup from there and put it under the lost Enter key placement.
Good to go.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:39 PM (XzJ0p)

If my IBM M could fall off the desk, I'd expect a dent in the floor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:42 PM (y31cs)

93 Of course, if you are going to live with torticollis you will need to have a wry sense of humor.

Posted by: muldoon at August 04, 2024 02:42 PM (uCfKO)

94 By the way, the keyboard cost $9.88.
I'm going to buy another one for replacement parts.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:42 PM (XzJ0p)

95 The daughter, freshman in college, watched some YT vids of Japan's first class bullet train travel and wanted to know why the US doesn't have them. Pointed her to California - "see?"......

Posted by: Son of Dad at August 04, 2024 02:43 PM (8JB5s)

96 I'm assuming the picture is actually level and the ceiling is sloped?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:19 PM (y31cs)
-

At least you won't have to worry about an unexpected visit from the Secret Service!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 04, 2024 02:43 PM (1orN1)

97 knotty pine paneling in the den. The young moderns who bought it ripped it out, 'Dated' they said, 'Too mid-century'.

Neighbor was ready to smash out Terra Cotta bathtub and paint vintage yellow brick fireplace "black to match our new Italian (cheap Borneo) furniture" in a John Lautner home.

Saw a nice mid century retail bldg tarted up as a new Orleans whore house.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 02:44 PM (MwwzA)

98 Does this sweater tied around my waist make my ass look fat?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:31 PM (w6EFb)

Cable knit, cardigan, or cowl?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2024 02:44 PM (W/lyH)

99 FWP

I think the F150 needs a new transmission
what is the diff between rebuilt and remanufactured

Posted by: Don Black- try the eel at August 04, 2024 02:44 PM (/7KEl)

100 At least you won't have to worry about an unexpected visit from the Secret Service!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 04, 2024 02:43 PM (1orN1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:45 PM (y31cs)

101
Dear Mr. Dildo,

After careful consideration of your request for a lowered property tax assessment on your home we have instead decided to condemn your home and demolish it to the ground. Please remit $175,000 in the next 30 day.

Yours Truly,
The Trenton Tax Thieves

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:45 PM (RKVpM)

102 Rearrange your furniture so you won’t look at it. Take 2 aspirin and forget it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 04, 2024 02:45 PM (PDbei)

103
Saw a nice mid century retail bldg tarted up as a new Orleans whore house.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 02:44 PM (MwwzA)

_________

With pearl-handled revolvers?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:46 PM (rO3Tj)

104 tarted up as a new Orleans whore house.

Told the bitch supervising she could sew wings on a cat but it wouldn't have flying kittens.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 02:46 PM (MwwzA)

105
Yours Truly,
The Trenton Tax Thieves

___________

Trenton, a state capital with no redeeming features (see also: Harrisburg, Jackson, Springfield, Jefferson City)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:48 PM (rO3Tj)

106 Watching a video on the Trump assassination attempt
This guy on video is saying besides the Federal overwatch team there were 2 Pennsylvania County teams covering other areas. And a police officer took a shot a Crooks seconds before being taken out by Fed team. The local police officer didn't hit Crooks but probably throw him off his track.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

This is an incredible clusterf*k of a situation. So much chaff and lies and excuses.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:48 PM (w6EFb)

107 Keyboard? Luxury.

I have to toggle in each ascii character with front panel switches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 02:48 PM (XeU6L)

108 You could hang the picture upside down. Your guests will be too busy razzing you for that, they won't notice that it's out of level.

Posted by: muldoon at August 04, 2024 02:49 PM (uCfKO)

109 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at August 04, 2024 02:49 PM (GOZil)

110
Hammers and Eggers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:50 PM (rO3Tj)

111 Off to local saloon to listen to some live music. Maybe get a burger hand pattied by the owners mom.

Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2024 02:50 PM (VmFIU)

112 Now do knives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2024 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

113 Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
If Iran attacks Israel, Israel should take out its nuclear facility. If it hits any major Israeli city, Israel should strike Tehran. If Hezbollah hits any major city, Israel should strike Beirut. And in every and any case, Israel should work with the internal Iranian resistance to overthrow the Islamist-Nazi regime.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2024 02:51 PM (TGPs7)

114 Hammers and Eggers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:50 PM (rO3Tj)
Hammers and Pelosis.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 04, 2024 02:51 PM (1orN1)

115 97 knotty pine paneling in the den. The young moderns who bought it ripped it out, 'Dated' they said, 'Too mid-century'.

Neighbor was ready to smash out Terra Cotta bathtub and paint vintage yellow brick fireplace "black to match our new Italian (cheap Borneo) furniture" in a John Lautner home.

Saw a nice mid century retail bldg tarted up as a new Orleans whore house.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity
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Everything is disposable. A sense of permanence or discipline creates feelings of unease.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:51 PM (XzJ0p)

116
chasing hammers, planishing hammers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2024 02:51 PM (xG4kz)

117 Another solution: wear shoes of different height.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

118 Remove the picture and paint a mural of a barbarian with a huge sword, a chick with huge boobs, both riding a tiger away from an exploding volcano. No one will notice is it's level.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (vFG9F)

119 99 FWP

I think the F150 needs a new transmission
what is the diff between rebuilt and remanufactured
Posted by: Don Black- try the eel

Rebuilt - stripped down and back together replacing parts too far gone to pawn off on the customer.

Remanufctured - as rebuilt with the added feature of having a dead checken waved at it before it goes out the door.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (cOq4q)

120 113 Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
------------------------------

Another incrementalist.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (XzJ0p)

121 Get creative with crown molding.

Posted by: First time caller number three at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (TLBJy)

122 Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2024 02:51 PM (TGPs7)
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Israel should be doing all of those things and more before anything else touches it - and justifiably so!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (1orN1)

123 Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM

I keep telling you people...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (kr6Gq)

124 My response to an unsolicited observation that something hanging on the wall is crooked is, "If it bothers you, fix it yourself."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

I would walk over and straighten it. I can spot the slightest crooked from a distance. Then I fix it if I can. That whole Tower of Pisa is on it's own.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (4XwPj)

125 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at August 04, 2024 02:49 PM (GOZil)

Go go go Gozilla!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (aD39U)

126
I assume the picture is level and the ceiling is not? However sometimes levels aren't exactly perfect either. The thing to do is take a 50 foot garden hose into the room, fill it with water and hold both ends on both sides of the picture frame. Adjust accordingly.

No need to thank me for my helpful advice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (RKVpM)

127 That's another thing I dislike about young people, small fonts.
Posted by: scampydog

And 50% gray print on a 30% gray background.

Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (DgGvY)

128 "not" level, I mean. You could also make it a Liger instead, just to be a little more unique.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (vFG9F)

129 Miley guy does seem to have pictures and most up to date information.
On other hand knew they wouldn't get facts out so people would start looking for themselves.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

130 This is a clear case where explosives should be employed.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2024 02:54 PM (RG6z4)

131 @125/G'rump928(c):

History shows again and again
How levels point out the follies of men

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 04, 2024 02:54 PM (O7YUW)

132 I think of rebuilt as being done at a smaller maybe local business.
Rebuilt done on an assembly line.
Technically it's a good question.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:55 PM (XzJ0p)

133 Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)
_________________

Could be too many people on one side of New Jersey.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 04, 2024 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

134 The Great Replacement Theory is a far right conspiracy theory.

Also, so long UK. You had a good run but it's over.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 02:56 PM (LkLld)

135 @marklevinshow
If Iran attacks Israel, Israel should take out its nuclear facility. If it hits any major Israeli city, Israel should strike Tehran. If Hezbollah hits any major city, Israel should strike Beirut. And in every and any case, Israel should work with the internal Iranian resistance to overthrow the Islamist-Nazi regime.
====
They already did, but that's not important now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2024 02:58 PM (JvZF+)

136 118 Remove the picture and paint a mural of a barbarian with a huge sword, a chick with huge boobs, both riding a tiger away from an exploding volcano. No one will notice is it's level.
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (vFG9F)

The Vallejo solution.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:58 PM (y31cs)

137 123 Could be climate change, or the continent is getting ready to flip over.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 02:14 PM
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Magnetic north is headed for Siberia. It's moving faster than anytime in recorded history. It's going to go so far then suddenly the poles and polarity will reverse. It won't be the first time.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:58 PM (XzJ0p)

138 Rebuilt may mean they fixed what was broken and replaced some parts.

Remanufactured I would expect it to be torn down to the last piece, cleaned to bright metal, and reassembled with all new parts that wear.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 02:59 PM (vFG9F)

139 jeffostroff Is website, watching another from 5 days ago, first was new yesterday

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

140 Yes it needs a spring, of course. Ever hunted down an essential tiny spring?
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Ever built an AR-15?

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IhV2v)

141 Thanks fd

Posted by: Don Black- try the eel at August 04, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)

142 An open taper like that is basically begging for some kind of jacking response.

Oh wait. Wrong thread.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 04, 2024 03:00 PM (MX0bI)

143 >>>>134 The Great Replacement Theory is a far right conspiracy theory.
Also, so long UK. You had a good run but it's over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 02:56 PM (LkLld
********
Every news lede concerning the UK refers to “far right rioting’”.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 04, 2024 03:01 PM (PDbei)

144 When people come over, point to the one thing in the room that is perfect, and say, "No matter what we tried, we could never get that right." The entire time they are there, will focus one that and spend the rest of the visit trying to figure out what is wrong.

Posted by: JML at August 04, 2024 03:01 PM (fQXjo)

145 You think you've got problems, buddy? Just last week I bought some Oreos and when I got home, I discovered that they were only regular Stuf, not Double!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2024 03:02 PM (/y8xj)

146 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Archimedes at August

Dad had this problem in the kitchen twice. First time he hung a drop ceiling, the second time he had the ceiling finished and painted a neutral color, and then hung the cabinets a foot or so below the 8' ceiling so they would be level and no one could tell the difference because there was no sight line on the wall/ceiling angle.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2024 03:02 PM (D7oie)

147
That's not a First World problem; it's a single person's problem. You need someone else to get it straight in one go. Otherwise, it's adjust-and-step-back ad infinitum.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2024 03:03 PM (ny95y)

148 First World Solutions. Your prayers have been answered! You can now eat vegan Spam!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (L/fGl)

149 Ever built an AR-15?

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IhV2v)

Aren't detent springs fun!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (d9fT1)

150 >>Every news lede concerning the UK refers to “far right rioting’”.

The new PM gave a national address a little while ago and specifically called out far right rioters and not the Islamists who are stabbing and murdering English citizens and children.

This is exactly what a Harris administration would look like.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (LkLld)

151 "Thanks fd
Posted by: Don Black"

That's my opinion but I would ask whoever is doing the job what the process involves and what parts they replace.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (vFG9F)

152 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at August 04, 2024 02:49 PM (GOZil)
___________________

Go on.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

153 I love the Russians.
How can you not love a people who double date with bears....

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2024 03:05 PM (TGPs7)

154 Unless it was Naked Man on Ottoman, just trash the picture.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2024 03:06 PM (ufFY8)

155 If my IBM M could fall off the desk, I'd expect a dent in the floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 02:42 PM (y31cs)

the easiest way to find the IBM model F buckling spring keyboard is to look for gaming keyboards.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2024 03:06 PM (D7oie)

156 Torticollis
Portcullis
Fort Wallace

I might be able to work with that...brb

Posted by: muldoon at August 04, 2024 03:07 PM (uCfKO)

157 The new PM gave a national address a little while ago and specifically called out far right rioters and not the Islamists who are stabbing and murdering English citizens and children.

This is exactly what a Harris administration would look like.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (LkLld)

They voted for it. On the other hand, their options were shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2024 03:07 PM (y31cs)

158 I figure the most efficient way to deal with this is to jack up the foundation so everything is nice and plumb.
Posted by: CBD

You could also push the right side of the wall back until perspective makes them look parallel.

Posted by: your junior-high art-class teacher at August 04, 2024 03:08 PM (DgGvY)

159 My FWP: water from the sprinkler system gushing out ... from underneath a concrete slab.

Digging up the yard trying to figure out where the PVC pipe is that goes under the slab so I can cap it off. It's August, and not any too chilly.

I'm too old for this crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo)

160 Who put the ants together in the jar?

James Melville 🚜
@JamesMelville
“If you put red ants & black ants in a glass jar, nothing happens. But if the jar is shaken, the two sets of ants will fight each other. But the real enemy is the person who shook the jar. The same is true in society. Before we fight each other, we must ask: Who shook the jar?”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2024 03:09 PM (TGPs7)

161 152 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at August 04, 2024 02:49 PM (GOZil)
___________________

I'm looking for a tack hammer. Do you have a tack hammer?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 03:09 PM (XzJ0p)

162 Mrs. anchorbabe and I watched The Voyeurs on Tubi last night. I was entertained.

And a topless Sydney Sweeney for a lot of the last part of the movie was real and spectacular.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2024 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

163 Every news lede concerning the UK refers to “far right rioting’”.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 04, 2024 03:01 PM (PDbei)

I'm afraid the native population waited far too long.

Same here in the US. You'll see.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 03:10 PM (w6EFb)

164 The new PM gave a national address a little while ago and specifically called out far right rioters and not the Islamists who are stabbing and murdering English citizens and children.
_______________

When anybody talks about "white privilege" I feel like punching them. Whites - and especially white males - are the wretched refuse of society right now. The society they built, no less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

165 If you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can ward off your enemies with a balanced attack.

Posted by: The Sphinx at August 04, 2024 03:11 PM (3Fz6p)

166 Ever built an AR-15?

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IhV2v)

Aren't detent springs fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2024 03:04 PM (d9fT1)
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"Gonna put your eye out with that thing!!!!"

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 04, 2024 03:11 PM (IhV2v)

167 Digging up the yard trying to figure out where the PVC pipe is that goes under the slab so I can cap it off. It's August, and not any too chilly.

I'm too old for this crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Probably adjacent to the main line into the house.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 03:13 PM (XzJ0p)

168 You think you've got problems, buddy? Just last week I bought some Oreos and when I got home, I discovered that they were only regular Stuf, not Double!
Posted by: Oddbob

1) Twist apart two Oreos
B) Keep the halves that have the Stuf on them, and stick them together to make a Double-Stuf Oreo
iii) Feed the bare chocolate halves to the squirrels

Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2024 03:13 PM (DgGvY)

169 Aren't detent springs fun!

The secret is to use a 1/4" punch or piece of dowel as a dummy pin and push it out with the real one. But don't do what I did and put the rear pin in the front hole (hold your jokes please). I had to hacksaw it out and order a new one. Shipping cost 2X the pin.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2024 03:15 PM (/y8xj)

170
110 Hammers and Eggers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 02:50 PM (rO3Tj)

I thought I had seen all of the 3 Stooges episodes, but yesterday I saw a new one. It was pretty timely too. The boys were at a political convention and were paid to vote for this shyster's candidate, Hammond Eggers. Well, they got bribed by the opposition and flipped their vote.

Heh, Hammond Eggers.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 03:15 PM (NMT5x)

171 >>>iii) Feed the bare chocolate halves to the squirrels
Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2024 03:13 PM (DgGvY)
*****
Or crush them and sprinkle them over vanilla ice cream. But to keep on topic, this will help you ignore out of wack ceilings and anything else.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 04, 2024 03:16 PM (PDbei)

172 This can be solved with quantum mechanics. There are three possible states, left, right, or plumb. You need to shift universes to get plumb.

Posted by: WhatsHisName at August 04, 2024 03:17 PM (m0Ari)

173 iii) Feed the bare chocolate halves to the squirrels

This is a huge improvement on my plan because squirrels won't throw up on the carpet like the dog will.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2024 03:17 PM (/y8xj)

174 This can be solved with quantum mechanics. There are three possible states, left, right, or plumb. You need to shift universes to get plumb.
Posted by: WhatsHisName at August 04, 2024 03:17 PM (m0Ari)
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Fire up the LHC!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 04, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)

175 Probably adjacent to the main line into the house.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 03:13 PM (XzJ0p)
____________

I have a clue: another part of that line feeds sprinklers in front of the house, but then it runs underneath a concrete patio, then down a bank that it also feeds, and presumably tees off the latter to go underneath a sidewalk and out onto the parkway (part of which is concreted over, and is where the gushing leak is).

So the idea is to dig up the part of the bank that is closest to the sidewalk, and try to find the pipe there and cap it off.

Fun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

176 Take two of the legs off the couch.
Use books to level to the picture.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2024 03:19 PM (xcIvR)

177 1) Twist apart two Oreos
B) Keep the halves that have the Stuf on them, and stick them together to make a Double-Stuf Oreo
iii) Feed the bare chocolate halves to the squirrels
Posted by: mikeski

Freeze bare halves and use for crust the next time you make a banoffee pie.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 04, 2024 03:20 PM (D/KNX)

178 Don't want to but could nap for a short time

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

179 172 This can be solved with quantum mechanics. There are three possible states, left, right, or plumb. You need to shift universes to get plumb.
Posted by: WhatsHisName at August 04, 2024 03:17 PM (m0Ari)

Clearly all ya need is to plant a Plumb Tree!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2024 03:21 PM (xaFKb)

180 Fast forward a cocktail in from the food thread and fuggedabodit.

Posted by: DaveA at August 04, 2024 03:23 PM (FhXTo)

181 @sentdefender
·
1m
Senior Israeli Officials reportedly told Bloomberg that the Iranian Attack is “Imminent” and could come from Iran, Hezbollah in Lebanon, and the Houthis in Yemen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 03:24 PM (LkLld)

182
This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imagining.

But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 03:25 PM (WS5bv)

183 An attack is eminent. Where is the rest of the world telling Iran to knock their shit off?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2024 03:28 PM (5MvGY)

184 Freeze bare halves and use for crust

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 03:29 PM (VUMeO)

185 Iran attacks Israel.

Whose side does our military get deployed to support? Tough choice for President Kammy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:30 PM (d9LQi)

186 Plum? This is the food thread?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2024 03:32 PM (tT6L1)

187 Whose side does our military get deployed to support? Tough choice for President Kammy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:30 PM (d9LQi)
________________

She'll unite Iran and Israel in their hatred of her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

188 Marsha Marsha Marsha!

Posted by: Eve Plumb at August 04, 2024 03:33 PM (15aOX)

189 We can't afford uncertainty with war imminent. We need to present a united front. Trump must end his campaign and endorse Kamala so she can get to the business of governing. That is the tru conservative thing to do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:33 PM (d9LQi)

190 If Iran does attack, I am just grateful we have an experienced, thoughtful, and competent President in the White House who will be able to quickly and decisively respond to any issues with his characteristic bold leadership.

Posted by: David French at August 04, 2024 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

191 189 We can't afford uncertainty with war imminent. We need to present a united front. Trump must end his campaign and endorse Kamala so she can get to the business of governing. That is the tru conservative thing to do.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:33 PM (d9LQi)

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Goldberg? Is that you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2024 03:34 PM (15aOX)

192 6 Sell. Let the next owners worry about it.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2024 02:04 PM (g8Ew

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I think the folks who sold me the place I bought had that idea about a lot of things that I'm now dealing with!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 04, 2024 03:35 PM (2xB3Z)

193 Miley guy does seem to have pictures and most up to date information.
On other hand knew they wouldn't get facts out so people would start looking for themselves.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

Who are you watching? I've been following i_am_JohnCullen. He's got photos of bullets flying past Trump while he's still talking. Also, apparently some counter-snipers were taking fire before gun shots were heard. He's found the source on footage taken outside the fence near the building where the shooter is. Assuming 300 blackout to eliminate crack-thump.

I dunno what the truth is, but the presentation is utterly ridiculous. Dead guy on the roof with a gun and 8 cartridges next to him. Case solved.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 03:35 PM (w6EFb)

194 When anybody talks about "white privilege" I feel like punching them. Whites - and especially white males - are the wretched refuse of society right now. The society they built, no less.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)
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My son used his white privilege to work outside in New Orleans during the summer. Since then, he's furthered his white privilege through working with heavy machinery at a concrete casting plant.

Me I used my white privilege as a welder to keep myself toasty warm during the summer and a bit above freezing during the winter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2024 03:37 PM (tT6L1)

195 88

Something else? Yes it needs a spring, of course. Ever hunted down an essential tiny spring?

It wasn't a spring it doesn't have springs it has key cups, little funnel shaped pieces of silicone rubber stuff. Discovered this while shopping at YouGuessedIt for a spring. They want $9.00 for these little pos. I pried an unessential F key, the F5 loose, took the cup from there and put it under the lost Enter key placement.
Good to go.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 04, 2024 02:39 PM (XzJ0p)
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But, Pixy... he never warned us about any essential springs for the essential keys. 😱

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 04, 2024 03:38 PM (2xB3Z)

196 I think the folks who sold me the place I bought had that idea about a lot of things that I'm now dealing with!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 04, 2024 03:35 PM (2xB3Z)

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If you'll read the fine print on this here sales contract, all sales are final. However, for a nomin-yewl additional fee, I can move you folks into one of the hottest little henhouses in the county!

Posted by: Mr. Haney at August 04, 2024 03:40 PM (15aOX)

197 106 Watching a video on the Trump assassination attempt
This guy on video is saying besides the Federal overwatch team there were 2 Pennsylvania County teams covering other areas. And a police officer took a shot a Crooks seconds before being taken out by Fed team. The local police officer didn't hit Crooks but probably throw him off his track.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

This is an incredible clusterf*k of a situation. So much chaff and lies and excuses.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 04, 2024 02:48 PM (w6EFb)

————-

Basically the Secret Service farmed out securing the AGR building, property and fence to the local law enforcement, but apparently that wasn’t done by the local law enforcement except for putting some snipers in the second floor of one of the AGR buildings. Those snipers said they were tasked with overseeing the event entrance by Butler ESU.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 04, 2024 03:41 PM (2fIO4)

198 My daughter is the manager of a gourmet hot dog restaurant/bar. She said they were very busy the other night because a group of young people were doing a bar crawl in which you are supposed to dress like Stanley Roper from Three's Company. Not sure if that's a first world problem or not.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 04, 2024 03:42 PM (L/fGl)

199 >>>Senior Israeli Officials reportedly told Bloomberg that the Iranian Attack is “Imminent” and could come from Iran, Hezbollah in Lebanon, and the Houthis in Yemen.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2024 03:24 PM (LkLld)
******
My uninformed opinion is Iran won’t directly attack. They’re focused on building their bomb. They don’t want Hezbollah to get the Hamas/Gaza treatment, so it’s the Houthis. They’re expendable. Oh, and bye-the-way, Iran greased Haniyeh for going rogue and and also for being a Sunni.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 04, 2024 03:42 PM (PDbei)

200 I final found out about Crooks’ vehicle they found at Butler, it is an older Chevy Astro with Arizona (!!!!) tags.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 04, 2024 03:43 PM (2fIO4)

201 Rip off the crown moulding and put up faux brick wallpaper.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:43 PM (d9LQi)

202 Something else? Yes it needs a spring, of course. Ever hunted down an essential tiny spring?
______________

I use rare earth magnets for that. Works like a champ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

203 200 I final found out about Crooks’ vehicle they found at Butler, it is an older Chevy Astro with Arizona (!!!!) tags.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 04, 2024 03:43 PM (2fIO4)

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This means that in addition to shooting a presidential candidate in the head, he may have crossed state lines.

Now things really get serious!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2024 03:44 PM (15aOX)

204 Same astro van driven out from AZ days earlier? Same astro van that visited the LV shooter days before his event?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:45 PM (d9LQi)

205 She said they were very busy the other night because a group of young people were doing a bar crawl in which you are supposed to dress like Stanley Roper from Three's Company.

I thought the economy was in shambles? Nobody is working. Credit cards maxxed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:46 PM (d9LQi)

206 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Archimedes

With the sofa, of course

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:48 PM (oaGWv)

207 While better suited for the previous CBD post, no one is there, so I drop it here.

ESPN's Pete Thamel and Dan Murphy have reported details of the NCAA's draft NOA (notice of allegations) regarding the blatant cheating over the last three years by the University of Michigan football program.

https://tinyurl.com/3yk6d6p4

When all of this is said and done, no one other than the university and its fans will recognize UM as legitimate national champions in football last year.

Posted by: bed head at August 04, 2024 03:48 PM (Y1sOo)

208 These are the pre food ,food threads

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:49 PM (fwDg9)

209 >>>My daughter is the manager of a gourmet hot dog restaurant/bar. She said they were very busy the other night because a group of young people were doing a bar crawl in which you are supposed to dress like Stanley Roper from Three's Company. Not sure if that's a first world problem or not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'm really impressed they even know what Three's Company is. But I did like Mr. Roper, he was hilarious. How the heck did that idea even get started?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 03:49 PM (NMT5x)

210 She said they were very busy the other night because a group of young people were doing a bar crawl in which you are supposed to dress like Stanley Roper from Three's Company.

I thought the economy was in shambles? Nobody is working. Credit cards maxxed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:46 PM (d9LQi)
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Nah. They were probably government employees. They're doing just fine in this economy. Everybody else ... not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

211 In a previous thread, I posted a link to a video of Kamala expounding on inflation. I didn't think she could beat that.

I was wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/ysrfy3sw

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

212 Average West African had no concept of square, or level. Worked with some African engineers, some with advanced degrees, that certainly did.

Posted by: javems at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (8I4hW)

213 This is kinda scraping the bottom of the FWP barrel. CBD just walked over and straightened the picture after he took the photo.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (5MvGY)

214 That' pictures hung too high.. It should be just about eye level

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

215 Astro vans were nice. Comfortable, pretty reliable too.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (NMT5x)

216
I'm really impressed they even know what Three's Company is. But I did like Mr. Roper, he was hilarious. How the heck did that idea even get started?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 03:49 PM (NMT5x)

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Don’t know but PlutoTV has a Three’s Company channel.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 04, 2024 03:50 PM (2fIO4)

217 ESPN's Pete Thamel and Dan Murphy have reported details of the NCAA's draft NOA (notice of allegations) regarding the blatant cheating over the last three years by the University of Michigan football program.

https://tinyurl.com/3yk6d6p4

When all of this is said and done, no one other than the university and its fans will recognize UM as legitimate national champions in football last year.
Posted by: bed head

Is Bulg around? He won't be happy.

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:51 PM (oaGWv)

218 This raises a philosophical question. If the ceiling is not plumb, do you align the picture frame with the sofa underneath, or with the ceiling line? There is only one correct answer.
Posted by: Archimedes

With the sofa, of course

I'm going to need to see your work.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2024 03:52 PM (xCA6C)

219 That' pictures hung too high.. It should be just about eye level
Posted by: It's me donna

Exactly. People hang pictures way too high.

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:53 PM (oaGWv)

220 When all of this is said and done, no one other than the university and its fans will recognize UM as legitimate national champions in football last year.

They won't care. You don't understand what "fan" means. There is no logic, or reason, in buying the gear and going "all in" regarding a brand you have no influence on or control over.

Now do every NFL, NBA, and MLB fan. Now do every fan of politics. Every NCAA sportsball fan.

Just do every fan. Every fan of Ford and GM. Every fucking fan. They're insane ... by definition.

Posted by: When Its All Said And Done ... at August 04, 2024 03:54 PM (ADhYT)

221 I'm going to need to see your work.
Posted by: Archimedes

No work. Just common sense. If you align it with the sofa it will look straight. F**k the ceiling.

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:54 PM (oaGWv)

222 Paolo's pictures are, how you say?, we'll hung.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 04, 2024 03:55 PM (L/fGl)

223 Here is a FWP. My 80 year old Dad is taking us out to dinner tonight and every time I ask him where he says, "Oh, it's just 20-25 minutes away....you can just follow us in your car." I wonder if he doesn't actually remember the name, just how to get there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 04, 2024 03:55 PM (x+zNV)

224 Players play the games.
Football isn't poker with marked cards.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 04, 2024 03:55 PM (IG7T0)

225 Million dollar idea, you heard it here first: picture frames with adjustable corners.

Orthogonal corners are for suckers. Or for people with square and plumb houses.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 03:56 PM (NMT5x)

226 >>>Is Bulg around? He won't be happy.

I don't know who that is, but if he's like all the other Michigan fans I know, he'll just say it's all a vendetta by the NCAA to "get Michigan" and proudly wear his "UM National Champions" tee-shirt as though everything was always on the up-and-up (even though Harbaugh bolted to the NFL because he knew what was about to come down).

Posted by: bed head at August 04, 2024 03:56 PM (Y1sOo)

227
Just a little bit of torrential rain here in SE PA. Tropical storm level, couple inches an hour. No need to water crops tomorrow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 04, 2024 03:56 PM (RKVpM)

228 Last week? Neo had a thread about of small kleenex boxes, many commented if this was her FWP

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

229 Million dollar idea, you heard it here first: picture frames with adjustable corners.

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And built in level bubbles!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 04, 2024 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

230 Boeing says there is a 98% chance the crew will not die on their return trip on Starliner.

If I were one of those astronauts, the Starliner would suffer an unexpected early unmanned undocking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 04, 2024 03:57 PM (d9LQi)

231 Haven't had much more than a few drops here all day

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)

232 Average West African had no concept of square, or level. Worked with some African engineers, some with advanced degrees, that certainly did.

Its force vectors.

If you're putting in a 4x4 ... you want it plumb. Because that piece of lumber has a very good ability to carry compression strength ... but not tension or torsion.

Why does a joist or truss look thin and deep ? Same thing ... it's made to take one stress ... but not a twist in the horizontal.

Posted by: When Its All Said And Done ... at August 04, 2024 03:58 PM (ADhYT)

233 And built in level bubbles!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one

Brilliant!

Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:59 PM (oaGWv)

234
Boeing says there is a 98% chance the crew will not die on their return trip on Starliner.

________

The Boeing DEI All-Girl Reentry Team guarantees it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2024 03:59 PM (WS5bv)

235 Let the next owners worry about it.

Helped a couple move in to a new apartment.
Finished, collapsed on couch, stare at ceiling.
"Uh why can I see stars?"
Through and through crack entire length.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 03:59 PM (VUMeO)

236 If we can attract potential immigrants on the basis of their excellence in swimming, fine, whatever, I don't care. At least they followed at least some of the rules to come here and swim.

I'm going to worry more about the millions of illiterate fuckin' Aztecs with neck tattoos, who come from countries where 90% of people have to throw their dirty TP in the trash can, and have never even laid eyes on the kind of plumbing that goes into an Olympic pool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2024 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

237 Yes- in the Middle East, whose side are we on this week?

Posted by: Don Black- try the eel at August 04, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

238 >>>219 That' pictures hung too high.. It should be just about eye level
Posted by: It's me donna

Exactly. People hang pictures way too high.
Posted by: Tuna at August 04, 2024 03:53 PM (oaGWv)

I toured U.S. Grants home in Galena, IL. The pictures in the parlor were hung just below the ceiling, and they were tipped down. It was the style at the time.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2024 04:01 PM (NMT5x)

239 a twist in the horizontal.

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 04:01 PM (VUMeO)

240 That' pictures hung too high.. It should be just about eye level
Posted by: It's me donna

Perhaps CBD is 6'10"?

Or the picture is hanging in a crawlspace?

Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2024 04:01 PM (DgGvY)

241 NOOD FOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 04, 2024 04:01 PM (/HDaX)

242 Yeah well my phone today isn't having new threads

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2024 04:03 PM (fwDg9)

243 There is a house in Virginia City NV called "the Crooked House". Not a 90° angle in the whole house as a protest by the builder.
I did Laminate Flooring in a bathroom in it.
Suqare is prefered Plum in my book.

That being said.
Back to the Washer. Half way in and still don't know what I did wrong. The belt came off.. I don't get it. Seems to track straight.

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2024 04:03 PM (xcIvR)

244 The pictures in the parlor were hung

Frank Lloyd Wright hollyhock house in LA has sloping walls unfriendly to hanging pictures.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 04, 2024 04:05 PM (MwwzA)

245 They won't care. You don't understand what "fan" means. There is no logic, or reason, in buying the gear and going "all in" regarding a brand you have no influence on or control over.

Now do every NFL, NBA, and MLB fan. Now do every fan of politics. Every NCAA sportsball fan.
______________

I was in AZ for a baseball tournament, which we won. Later I was wearing a t-shirt with the name of the team on it. Like most of the tournament participants, it was named after an MLB team.

Some jackass came over to me, poked me in the chest, and gloatingly said HIS team had beaten MY team in the World Series.

He walked off before I could tell him that this was team I played on, not one I watched on TV.

I truly do not understand that type of mentality. You'd think he'd had something to do with his team, besides remote emotional support.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

246 I had this weird issue yesterday. I’m at work troubleshooting this test. Data is displayed on a graph that fills most of a display. It’s a graph with the grid lines in yello and the background is black.

The horizontal lines were blurred but everything else was sharp. It was only happening with my right eye.

Today, everything is ok.

Posted by: pawn at August 04, 2024 04:07 PM (POTpT)

247 I should say the t-shirt said "Champions" of that tournament, which only the winners get.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

248 >>>Players play the games.
Football isn't poker with marked cards.

Except Michigan was, indeed, playing with a marked deck because they knew all the plays the opposition was going to run before the ball was snapped.

How?

Because they’d sent scouts to opponents’ games to video record the signals sent in from the sidelines and what the play turned out to be, then had those signals on laminated play sheets on the sideline when they played those teams.

Those play sheets are what I would call a marked deck.

Posted by: bed head at August 04, 2024 04:07 PM (Y1sOo)

249 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this rocket port
Aboard a Boeing ship.

The helium tank sprang a leak
They talked like Donald Duck
When pieces of the door blew out
The crew knew that they were fucked
They knew that they were fucked

Posted by: The Starliner Castaways at August 04, 2024 04:07 PM (RBKX8)

250 I truly do not understand that type of mentality. You'd think he'd had something to do with his team, besides remote emotional support.

Its brand loyalty. It explains Religion. Politics. The automobile starting in the 50s. Boomers. Millennials. Apple users. On and on.

Posted by: When Its All Said And Done ... at August 04, 2024 04:09 PM (ADhYT)

251 I truly do not understand that type of mentality. You'd think he'd had something to do with his team, besides remote emotional support.

Its brand loyalty. It explains Religion. Politics. The automobile starting in the 50s. Boomers. Millennials. Apple users. On and on.

Posted by: When Its All Said And Done ... at August 04, 2024 04:09 PM (ADhYT)
________________

I was puzzled as to what he was talking about until I realized he was referring to the MLB team of the same name. The t-shirt was not a big deal to me, but it was rather a peculiar incident.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

252 there is no remote for the Starliner undocking switch....
who's gonna pull the short straw??

Posted by: qmark at August 04, 2024 04:15 PM (+t9Oi)

253 Remove the picture and paint a mural of a barbarian with a huge sword, a chick with huge boobs, both riding a tiger away from an exploding volcano. No one will notice is it's level.
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2024 02:52 PM (vFG9F)

Ah, an aficionado of Frank Frazetta's artwork, I see.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 04, 2024 04:17 PM (pJWtt)

254 I was puzzled as to what he was talking about until I realized he was referring to the MLB team of the same name. The t-shirt was not a big deal to me, but it was rather a peculiar incident.

It is, quite literally, the Jets against the Sharks ... or whoever the Hell they were. It animated the Boomer generation. They'd teach their kids ... "Be a Jets fan, or a Giants fan" or whatever fan they were.

A GM guy, or a Ford guy.

Posted by: When Its All Said And Done ... at August 04, 2024 04:26 PM (ADhYT)

255 It animated the Boomer generation.

Could you possibly Shark and Jet your nose any farther up
Morris Massey's huckster ass? What a fricking maroon.
Nothing marks you as a member of a Loser Generation like hammering the human race into the dictated cubby holes.

You started out stupid, you're getting stupider, and you'll die stupid.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 04, 2024 04:36 PM (zdLoL)

256 Nobody is a fan of the Boomers more than the Boomers.

Posted by: When Its all Said and Done ... at August 04, 2024 04:39 PM (dmCwa)

257 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2024 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

We have to throw our dirty tp into a trash can. 😂

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 04, 2024 04:40 PM (Vvh2V)

258 I need to see the artwork. Just bought a bitchin' van and need inspiration for a mural for it. Is it too much to ask?

Posted by: Vans East Rt. 46 at August 04, 2024 04:47 PM (CV8a5)

259 Is there anything in this thread I can help with?

Posted by: Eve Plumb at August 04, 2024 04:49 PM (CV8a5)

260 >>Is there anything in this thread I can help with?
Posted by: Eve Plumb at August 04, 2024 04:49 PM (CV8a5)
****

Could you get me Maureen McCormick's autograph?

Posted by: bed head at August 04, 2024 04:54 PM (Y1sOo)

261 My uncle also had a crooked eye. He also like to sniff prepubescent girls' hair. We solved his problem with a level.

He's mostly straight now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 04, 2024 07:58 PM (2UBPP)

262 18 I say leave it as it is. Drive the OCD people insane.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 04, 2024 02:09 PM (Aoykm)

Hey!!!

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