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The Morning Report — 7/8/24

Good Morning Kids. So on top of a bad cold, and overpreparing for a debate, it looks as if Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants might have Parkinson's disease. And by a bad cold, I mean Alzheimer's disease or whatever form of dementia he surely seems to be afflicted with.

According to the White House visitor logs, a Parkinson's Expert made a house call, not once but multiple times. I'm sure this will give the public a sense of relief. That is if the media actually reports the story, instead of sweeping it under the rug for the past 16 years going back to when Biden served as Obama's alleged run-of-the-mill centrist beard, in which the media ran cover for Obama's anti-American Stalinist and Islamist roots.

The public opinion of the media per numerous polls over the past few years indicate it's already in the toilet and circling the bowl. As the media now attempts to do the party's bidding and throw the spin machine into reverse at ludicrous speed in an attempt to force Biden's ouster at the top of the ticket, that surely can't help its image, or will it make a difference at all?

Being beholden to the legacy media outlets for covering up their mistakes, miscalculations, maliciousness, and incompetence,
Showing total disregard, bordering on hostility, for its constituents,
Operating in the best interests of donors and moneyed institutions, not the citizenry,
and Believing that they can lie with impunity to everyone, all the time, forever, and get away with it.
Democrats now have an entire American population asking the question, “If you’ve lied about the president’s mental and physical condition all this time, what else are you lying about?”

Meanwhile, somehow in rejecting the disaster that is Macron, the French have wound up installing a hard-left/Islamist alliance into power, despite Marine LePen's populist party winning a fairly large number of seats.

I do not understand the machinations of the French electoral system, but it's open season on Jews for sure in France,

Meanwhile in Iran a supposed moderate was elected President, but as the estimable Robert Spencer reminds us

No one can even run for the presidency of Iran without Khamenei’s approval. That means that Khamenei approved Pezeshkian’s candidacy, which in turn means that Pezeshkian is a “reformist” only within an extremely narrow range. He may oversee the curbing of some of the excesses of Iran’s Sharia enforcement, but there is no chance whatsoever that he is going to discard Sharia provisions that severely restrict women’s rights and allow for spousal abuse (cf. Qur’an 4:34) and much more.


Speaking of Iran, on a lighter note: Iran Says Warship ‘Lost Its Balance’ and Capsized While in Port for Repairs

I understand the ship is named after Joe Biden.

On a personal note, shout-out to commenter Miklos. I tried sending you a thank you e-mail but it bounced back as undeliverable. So, thank you!

Good day one and all.

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1 Morning all

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est barbare at July 08, 2024 07:02 AM (qfLjt)

2 Nooded. Mornin' J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 08, 2024 07:04 AM (O7YUW)

3 Perhaps I can be of some assistance to the Biden campaign?

Posted by: Ty-D-Bol Man at July 08, 2024 07:05 AM (6gW4D)

4 Got nooded.

They gonna let Slidin' Biden go all romper prompter today, or will it be stand-up improv?

The tide's turned and too many of his own dems are crying for his exit, but the Kurt Schlichter piece I read last night has me thinking Jill and Hunty and he are gonna tough it out and go the distance to election day.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 08, 2024 07:06 AM (ZtgZZ)

5 9 times in the last year Dr Dementia visited the WH.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 08, 2024 07:06 AM (qZEuM)

6 Notice the Patriot Front people are all wearing current government issue boots. Also who is paying for them to go to different places? Notice they show up whenever the news is bad for the Democrats.

Pretty good wind gusts and power flickering in SW Houston. Flash Flood warning.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 08, 2024 07:08 AM (CecP5)

7 Fifty-one former intelligence officials are saying Project 2025 was found on Trump's nightstand in MirALago.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 08, 2024 07:09 AM (ZtgZZ)

8 "MIRANDA DEVINE: Democrats trying to dislodge Joe Biden will first have to combat the proxy commander in chief: Hunter Biden — and that’s easier said than done.
Hunter’s the real point person in Joe’s White House — don’t underestimate the first son"

I thought Dr Dr Jill was the real CIC?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est Hunter at July 08, 2024 07:10 AM (qfLjt)

9 Mornin' Horde! HB:JJ

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 08, 2024 07:10 AM (U+vfz)

10 "How sweet it is!"

His dementia is so bad that his signature on that pile of pardons is not valid.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 07:10 AM (VuZH8)

11 So it looks like The Red Wave in Europe has fizzled out, funny that.

Future Headline Now: As Nationalism and Populism gain more and more appeal and voter support world wide, their electoral victories become more and more elusive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 07:11 AM (XV/Pl)

12 Happy Monday, Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2024 07:12 AM (OPGS/)

13 Good morning JJ and the Horde

Heading into work.

Only thought to add to all of this is the big story being overlooked. Ballot access.

The article about RFK is interesting, but overlooks that anyone other than Biden has the same problem. Even Harris can not legal replace Joe on many ballots unless he dies.

The fantasies about mini primarys and open convention have a fatal flaw. It is too late to get on ballots legally.

They will have to pull off the Torecelli maneuver in multiple states and survive legal challenges. Even if they do it will screw up their ballot harvesting operation because ballots will go out very late.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 08, 2024 07:12 AM (5p7BC)

14 Happy Birthday to JJS and my wonderful spouse, both. She will love that they share this day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:12 AM (rCzpT)

15 Joe is being guided by a crack expert. He is so fkd.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 07:12 AM (vFG9F)

16 "As voters realize the scope of the lies they’ve been fed, will they finally strike back"

I doubt it. Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

17
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2024 07:15 AM (bEb2S)

18 Iran needs Hank Johnson on that frigate team.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2024 07:15 AM (o2ZRX)

19 Predicted media releases:

- President collapses suddenly and "unexpectedly"
- Taken to Walter Reed Hospital
- Doctors "do everything possible"
- President pronounced dead
- Harris sworn in as President
- Nation in Mourning
- State Funeral
- Harris appoints new VP
- Media circus milks this for everything it's worth till November election

I could be completely wrong here, but given how much value Democrats place on "inconvenient" life, I'd say Biden's hourglass is running out fast.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 08, 2024 07:16 AM (O7YUW)

20 16 "As voters realize the scope of the lies they’ve been fed, will they finally strike back"

I doubt it. Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 07:15 AM (vFG9F)



Fleetwood Mac: "Sweet Little Lies"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2024 07:17 AM (x0n13)

21 GM, JJ and the Horde. How are you handling withdrawal of Pride Month? IMO, the fact that Pride Month ends at all is tantamount to genocide or cultural appropriation or something equally far right.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 08, 2024 07:18 AM (1bNHn)

22 Even if they do it will screw up their ballot harvesting operation because ballots will go out very late.

They have to print up 50 states worth of fake ballots in China, ship them over here, and teach their election fraudsters how to use them. Every day Joe hangs on makes that job even tougher.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 08, 2024 07:19 AM (CecP5)

23 Good morning JJ and horde
Am I the only one thinking we will see a Flaming Skull thread this week?

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2024 07:20 AM (t8dMN)

24 L A R R Y @LarryOConnor Jul 7
They make him cue cards with pictures of his podium so he knows where to walk and where to stand.
And he still screws that up.

https://tinyurl.com/4ue7j5hx
IMAGES

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:20 AM (Jh5b+)

25 "Fleetwood Mac: "Sweet Little Lies"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Fleetwood Mac made some great campaign songs.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 07:21 AM (vFG9F)

26 Hey! Don't, stop, thinking about, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 08, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

27 Lights flickering here like a sailor sending Morse Code flashes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2024 07:23 AM (6gW4D)

28 B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O - D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R- O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2024 07:24 AM (6gW4D)

29 I could be completely wrong here, but given how much value Democrats place on "inconvenient" life, I'd say Biden's hourglass is running out fast.
--------
They'll have to get through me first.

Posted by: DOCTOR jill, toting an M60 with ammo belts draped over shoulders at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (Jh5b+)

30
'Official Acts' of a President with dementia. Back to the Supreme Court? I wanna sue. I'd bet a lot of people could sue for economic damages.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)

31 "MIRANDA DEVINE: Democrats trying to dislodge Joe Biden will first have to combat the proxy commander in chief: Hunter Biden — and that’s easier said than done.
Hunter’s the real point person in Joe’s White House — don’t underestimate the first son"

I thought Dr Dr Jill was the real CIC?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est Hunter at July 08, 2024 07:10 AM


All hunter has to say to keep joe in the race is "Dad if you drop out, they will put me in jail".


joe ain't going nowhere.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (QNSds)

32 We need rain, just not all of it at one time.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (o2ZRX)

33 So, the rumors are coming fast and furious that Joey is bailing today. The big question seems to be "do we give the nomination to Kumlala before or after some sort of quickie semi-election process?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:26 AM (uUxLK)

34 Good morning horde!

Speaking of Iran, on a lighter note: Iran Says Warship ‘Lost Its Balance’ and Capsized While in Port for Repairs

I understand the ship is named after Joe Biden.


I would have assumed it was named Guam.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:26 AM (U7wke)

35 House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

https://tinyurl.com/mw9w9akr

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est le electeurs at July 08, 2024 07:28 AM (qfLjt)

36 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 07:29 AM (Q4IgG)

37
At this point I think the only option left is Joe dying. It's clear he has dementia, it's clear he's made some horrible decisions that have brought financial detriment to perhaps as many as 150 million Americans.

Do we have some good old red state AG's to get the ball rolling?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 07:29 AM (RKVpM)

38 France exit poll sparks riots: Left-wingers 'end Le Pen's hopes'

https://mol.im/a/13609987

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est les émeutiers at July 08, 2024 07:31 AM (qfLjt)

39 The Divorce of the Democrat Party and the Legacy Media – What it Means
_______
I don't buy the premise. What divorce? The Democrats want to be rid of this somnolent burden. The Media will help all they can. The only question is whether they can do so without too much pain.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 08, 2024 07:31 AM (1bNHn)

40 The Divorce of the Democrat Party and the Legacy Media – What it Means

Media: Oh, we were totally fooled by the evil Democrats... well, not all the Democrats, most of them are better than the evil-er Republicans, but the Biden people sure pulled one over on us. We're gonna be totally neutral and really hold the Democrats feet to the fire. You can believe everything we say from here on out. Promise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:34 AM (U7wke)

41
I had a weird dream last night about meeting Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch. I must have been processing something about this election and it woke me wide awake for hours.

Now I don't remember the details.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 07:34 AM (RKVpM)

42 Chicago homeowner's property tax skyrockets from $1,800 to $30,000 after humble 1950s home he purchased for $115,000 in 2006 is valued at ridiculous level

https://mol.im/a/13609843

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est ridicule at July 08, 2024 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

43 Iran Says Warship ‘Lost Its Balance’ and Capsized While in Port for Repairs
________
What did the ship think she was, Guam?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 08, 2024 07:35 AM (1bNHn)

44 Despite numerous recounts, challenges in court, and deep-dives by conservative think-tanks, there has been zero evidence of the widespread fraud that this bill purports to target. It is already illegal under current law for noncitizens to register to vote or to vote in federal elections," the office of House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, D-Mass., wrote
----------------------
So laughable- she believes people who broke our laws to get here, and then many keep right on breaking more laws in daily life, can be trusted to obey this one particular law.

She thinks citizens are idiots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:37 AM (XkUZw)

45 Legal Ballot Access will be a crisis to take advantage of.

'Emergency Powers'

Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2024 07:37 AM (SYTee)

46 I hate the way this totally glosses over the fact that Biden was dumb as shit before he got old.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2024 07:38 AM (siqm6)

47 @42

>>Chicago homeowner's property tax skyrockets from $1,800 to $30,000 after humble 1950s home he purchased for $115,000 in 2006 is valued at ridiculous level

Obviously someone in the town wants the house as no other homes are valued at that level, or the story is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 07:38 AM (XV/Pl)

48 Chicago homeowner's property tax skyrockets from $1,800 to $30,000 after humble 1950s home he purchased for $115,000 in 2006 is valued at ridiculous level

https://mol.im/a/13609843
Posted by: Ciampino


I'm pretty sure that "property is theft" appears in the manifesto of the DNC.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 07:38 AM (3g3bH)

49 Radio host FIRED for letting Biden's team send scripted questions

https://mol.im/a/13608941

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est ridicule ... at July 08, 2024 07:38 AM (qfLjt)

50 Ryan Gerritsen @ryangerritsen Jul 7
You can tell how proud the far-left in France are of their Country by the amount of French flags you see. 🙄

https://tinyurl.com/mr2nhu88
38 seconds

Posted by: DOCTOR jill, toting an M60 with ammo belts draped over shoulders at July 08, 2024 07:39 AM (Jh5b+)

51 The radical left won the most parliamentary votes because Macron pulled his centrist candidates in a too-clever-by-half scheme to marginalize conservatives.

Macron, like all western globalist leaders, is not centrist. He's a globalist aristocrat with a compliant media and a stupid population.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:41 AM (U7wke)

52 There was/is this nut pushing a shopping cart going around setting fire to various objects randomly. In baking California that should be a death penalty offense. But anyway the idiot burned a shirt to a crisp on the dry grass on the edge of my property. Freak out. If I would have caught him I would have put it out with his face. This will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: torabora at July 08, 2024 07:41 AM (Gfelq)

53 She thinks citizens are idiots.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:37 AM (XkUZw)

I’m stuck at the airport, and I think she may be right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2024 07:41 AM (siqm6)

54 @44

>>She thinks citizens are idiots.

Generally speaking, most people don't vote, they masterminds do not need the people to vote, all the need is a reason for a ballot to exist.

And in many cases, they don't even need a phyiscal ballot when all the have to do is conjure a ballot image and tabulation via adjudication.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 07:41 AM (XV/Pl)

55 "Am I the only one who doesn't benefit from the Biden Family graft?" says John Public? /s
Comer reveals White House physician was involved in Biden family business deals, demands he testify

https://t.co/9SCXX1WrEA

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est le docteur at July 08, 2024 07:43 AM (qfLjt)

56 > The Divorce of the Democrat Party and the Legacy Media – What it Means
--------
Someone(s) is pushing a bullshit narrative, but the apparent split between some rank and file Democrats who want *biden to stay on the ticket and the MSM is amusing. I'd like to know who's giving the media their marching orders because that entity apparently isn't in lock-step with the Party elders who want *biden to stay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 07:43 AM (Q4IgG)

57 Both Britain and France are struggling with large welfare states, aging populations, slow economic growth, and small militaries that predominate across Europe.

And, yet, both are in the forefront of agitating for war with Russia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:43 AM (U7wke)

58 Jon Landau, Titanic producer and Oscar winner, dead at 63

https://mol.im/a/13607959

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est mort at July 08, 2024 07:44 AM (qfLjt)

59 Macron began his political career as an aide to a member of the socialist party. Some things never change, they are just hidden.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 07:45 AM (3g3bH)

60 Cillian @CilComLFC 6h
Marine Le Pen’s National Rally party received, by far, the most votes in France’s election today, but only won the third most amount of seats.

The French people wanted to take back their borders and sovereignty, instead they got communism. We can’t vote our way out of this.

https://tinyurl.com/urfztmkn
chart

Cillian @CilComLFC 7h
Marine Le Pen’s National Rally party won EVERY single French department except for Paris in the EU Elections.

Every single department.

That’s like Trump winning every single state except DC.

And I’m supposed to believe they came 3rd in the Parliamentary Elections? No way.
https://tinyurl.com/5axmk7db
Map
====
Remember, with multiparty elections a district can be won with, say, 30-40% of the vote and not 50%+ so I wonder what the individual Department counts are?

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 07:45 AM (Jh5b+)

61 British elections show the virtues of the Electoral College and ALL the Founders’ checks and balances
______
That article is confused. Our system, and the British, are more alike than the authors realize. Neither resembles the proportional system common in Europe.

Ever look at a map of counties carried by R and D? The effects are similar.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 08, 2024 07:46 AM (1bNHn)

62 Happy Monday!

>>Democrats trying to dislodge Joe Biden will first have to combat the proxy commander in chief: Hunter Biden

That's Hunter Biden, who is good pals with China's spy chief, right? He may be a proxy for more than one person. Yiiiikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 07:46 AM (+oRno)

63 She thinks citizens are idiots.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:37 AM (XkUZw)

I’m stuck at the airport, and I think she may be right.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2024 07:41 AM (siqm6)

Watching cop body cam clips, I tend to agree.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2024 07:46 AM (6gW4D)

64 Macron began his political career as an aide to a member of the socialist party. Some things never change, they are just hidden.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 07:45 AM (3g3bH)

The Beast of Chappaqua started as a Goldwater Girl IIRC. Something went haywire along the way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2024 07:48 AM (6gW4D)

65 The latest Fakestinian anatomy of a lie:

https://tinyurl.com/58krpb73

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 07:49 AM (YbcQH)

66 >> I hate the way this totally glosses over the fact that Biden was dumb as shit before he got old.



As well as a jerk and a bully.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 07:50 AM (+oRno)

67 I thought Leonid Brezhnev 'only' had a cold?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 07:51 AM (yW/+k)

68 Meanwhile Turkey is bombing Kurds - so what's new?

https://tinyurl.com/34v5fd96

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement at July 08, 2024 07:51 AM (qfLjt)

69 Harris appoints new VP

No doubt, the House GOP would fall all over themselves to confirm that person immediately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:52 AM (U7wke)

70 I thought Leonid Brezhnev 'only' had a cold?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 07:51 AM (yW/+k)

***

That was Yuri Andropov... or was that bronchitis...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 07:53 AM (1FWWQ)

71 Harris appoints new VP

No doubt, the House GOP would fall all over themselves to confirm that person immediately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:52 AM (U7wke)

It's only fair, under the Gentlemen's Rules of Politics.

Posted by: CountryClub GOPe at July 08, 2024 07:54 AM (6gW4D)

72 If I’m not mistaken, Parkinson’s causes physical deterioration. We already know Joe has mental deterioration…. And his conscience was corrupted long ago.

So… body, soul and mind… all 3 are pretty much gone. A total husk

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 07:54 AM (2BAti)

73 THE most frightening news of the day is the idea that drug addict/gun criminal/perpetual lowlife Hunter Biden is now INSIDE the White House, 'helping' his father be President

what the f*** is happening to us?

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 07:55 AM (/7KEl)

74 'Official Acts' of a President with dementia. Back to the Supreme Court? I wanna sue. I'd bet a lot of people could sue for economic damages.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (RKVpM)


CJ Roberts: Hmmmm... "it's a tax" or "no standing"? Pulls out quarter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:55 AM (U7wke)

75 >>"Fleetwood Mac: "Sweet Little Lies"

More like "Liar" by Henry Rollins

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 07:55 AM (+oRno)

76 THE most frightening news of the day is the idea that drug addict/gun criminal/perpetual lowlife Hunter Biden is now INSIDE the White House, 'helping' his father be President

what the f*** is happening to us?
Posted by: Don Black

-

A coup.

I suspect this is a fairly predictable event in their timelines.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers Magic Johnson's advice - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 07:55 AM (1DT6D)

77 @46 Biden was dumb as shit before he got old.

Enthusiastically endorsed -- but, meaner than cat shit and all over the place bullshitting, too. It's the same old Joe we always knew.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 07:56 AM (zdLoL)

78 THE most frightening news of the day is the idea that drug addict/gun criminal/perpetual lowlife Hunter Biden is now INSIDE the White House, 'helping' his father be President


Posted by: Don Black


He has a crack team supporting him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 07:57 AM (K24mK)

79 All hunter has to say to keep joe in the race is "Dad if you drop out, they will put me in jail".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2024 07:25 AM (QNSds)


And Joe would say, "What did you do, Beau? I knew Hunter was a fuckup but I thought you were better at hiding your criminal tendencies."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:57 AM (U7wke)

80 Are people so gullible as to believe Hunter *biden is actually some sort of gatekeeper at the White House?

He's trying to stay out of prison. His dad gets tanked it's more likely that's where he's headed. His actions have zero to do with anything political.

Jill's on the other hand....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (Q4IgG)

81 So, the rumors are coming fast and furious that Joey is bailing today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:26 AM (uUxLK)


Yoda: When see it I do, believe it I will.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (U7wke)

82 Keep mentioning this, the WH bill on Parkinsons. Cover for the spud having the doctor visit multiple times or hoping to cure him before the first Tuesday in November. Goes to WH.gov
https://tinyurl.com/mr3tbwc7

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (2NHgQ)

83 Morning JJ and thank you. You’re in our prayers regularly

Our eldest child got married this weekend and seemed so happy. This makes me very satisfied; but I also feel quite old. Weddings are emotional… even good emotions are exhausting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (2BAti)

84 >>South Dakota's Tom Daschle, a former Senate majority leader, worked with terror-tied Qatar to drive 'investments in Gaza'


That guy was always a sleazeball.
And disappointed, always so very disappointed, always on tv, shaking his head in disappointment at something the GOP wouldn't agree to do for him...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (+oRno)

85 Good morning dear morons and a prayer for complete and speedy healing for JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

86 Speaking of illegal aliens, apparently it's common knowledge among the left that visa overstays make up the bulk of illegals "entering" the country every year.

This isn't a joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers Magic Johnson's advice - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (1DT6D)

87 Well said. Labour got 5 % less vote than Corbyn did in 2017, when Labour lost the election.

Reform party split the vote everywhere. Tories deserved it though, Sunak was a joke

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 07:59 AM (YCxFk)

88 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

It'll be fast, no doubt, but I sure hope it never crashes and burns, like race cars do. The toxic lithium fumes and the effort to put out the fire could stop races and require evacuation of the spectators.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:59 AM (vS5Dp)

89 Congratulations LinusVanPelt!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 07:59 AM (+oRno)

90 >>NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:00 AM (+oRno)

91 #88 - The car is so heavy it handles like a pig and I bet it's very hard on tires.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

92 In a sane world, the Secret Service woldn't even let Hunter inside the building

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:00 AM (/7KEl)

93 Morning everyone, thx as always JJ pray you are doing well. This is going to be an interesting week in the history of the USA. President Chauncey Gardner has been unveiled to the Dems as being Chance the Gardner and the Dems can't fathom giving up power. My prediction, if the Biden crime family balks, is that one or more of the Cabinet secretaries will seek to invoke the 25th amendment. It's at that point That the Bidens crumble

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:00 AM (aYD2Z)

94 69. Senate confirms a New VP, I believe. They have 51-49 majority. plus Goober, Romney et...

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (YCxFk)

95 This guy pulls up next to a “tr@nsgender cop car” and asks the Officer, “You guys cops or you just identify as cops?”

https://tinyurl.com/y4c2z92t

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #01 at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (qfLjt)

96 Speaking of Iran, did you hear of the skyscraper disaster they had in 2017 in Tehran?

The Plasco building was a mixed use facility with commercial and residential. It was built during the time of the Shah, after the Islamic Revolution the owner was arrested, charged with crimes including being Jewish, and promptly murdered.

So 2017 one of the garment companies on the 10th floor had an electrical short that stated a fire that rapidly grew out of control. The building was evacuated only leaving firefighters to battle the blaze.

Then the building suffered structural failure and pancaked. At least 20 firefighters were killed in the resulting collapse.

Investigation revealed a host of safety issues but the one that lead to the collapse was the steel trusses that supported the concrete floor slabs failed because the flames reached at least 600 C in temperature.

Now someone please explain to Rosie O'Donnel how fire melts steel again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (yW/+k)

97 93. LOL! Being there with Peter Sellers. Nice catch

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (YCxFk)

98 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (PrOMo)

99 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (v6JzV)

100 Thank you, JJ

The Spectator article on Vigano and Francis was better than I expected.
It does not cover the inside baseball of why Francis may no longer be Pope due to heresy of his own, which would deprive him of the office automatically. But that is something the cardinals would have to adjudicate.
So, we are waiting for him to die- and hope he repents before then.

Posted by: sal at July 08, 2024 08:02 AM (y7DxH)

101 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

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(lays $100 on table)

And, if allowed to be discussed, it requires the same amount of energy to perform the same amount of work regarding production and performance as the real cars.


(probably a lot more since real cars are very mature tech, but the point stands)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:02 AM (1DT6D)

102 Our eldest child got married this weekend and seemed so happy. This makes me very satisfied; but I also feel quite old. Weddings are emotional… even good emotions are exhausting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 07:58 AM (2BAti)
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Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2024 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

103 88 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

It'll be fast, no doubt, but I sure hope it never crashes and burns, like race cars do. The toxic lithium fumes and the effort to put out the fire could stop races and require evacuation of the spectators.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:59 AM (vS5Dp)

500 miles at 200 mph? Haha. "Fast"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:02 AM (OiAR7)

104 At least we now know where the fvck all of that talk about joe not being "diagnosed" with Parkinson's came from last week. They knew the jig was up and tried to get ahead of reporting on the Parkinson's doctor visits to the white house. And I would bet that the reporter from the nyt called them up to verify the visitor logs and that started the panic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2024 08:03 AM (QNSds)

105 89 — Thank you Lizzy!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:03 AM (2BAti)

106 Chicago homeowner's property tax skyrockets from $1,800 to $30,000 after humble 1950s home he purchased for $115,000 in 2006 is valued at ridiculous level

https://mol.im/a/13609843
Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, apparement c'est ridicule at July 08, 2024 07:34 AM (qfLjt)


You should always be able to walk into your local tax assessor's office and declare - sold - and they should be required to pay you whatever they said the property was worth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:03 AM (U7wke)

107 >>Are people so gullible as to believe Hunter *biden is actually some sort of gatekeeper at the White House?

Definitely trying to stay out of prison.

Hunter's role all his life has been to sell his dad's influence. If "pops" can't do or share what he's been paid to do/share on his own, then I'd imagine Huner needs to be there with him to make sure he does it. Hunter represents the Biden family's clients.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:04 AM (+oRno)

108 Congrats, Linus! We need some good news.

Posted by: sal at July 08, 2024 08:04 AM (y7DxH)

109 I would bet it takes more resources to build and power, Robbie, and shreds tires at 2x the rate. They will probably have diesel generators in the pits to charge them.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 08:05 AM (vFG9F)

110 All electric NASCAR race car?

The US Army - "Hold my beer."

Big Army is testing a new prototype Abrams tank called the M-1E3 with a hybrid propulsion system that replaces the jet turbine with a diesel engine and Lith-Ion batteries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:05 AM (yW/+k)

111 My late Father had Parkinson's. It causes Hallucinations.

You cannot serve office with it, that is why Jill Biden is hiding it

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

112 It will be interesting to see how many laps it can make around somewhere like Charlotte. Speed + resistance is the range killer, so probably under 10 or so laps.

I suspect it's nothing more than a gay appeal to the gay audience, similar to that "I found a noose in my garage!!!" black dude and pretending a woman can compete at that level.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (1DT6D)

113 Is Hunter sitting in on the daily National Security briefings as well??




Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (Oy/m2)

114 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

115
Investigation revealed a host of safety issues but the one that lead to the collapse was the steel trusses that supported the concrete floor slabs failed because the flames reached at least 600 C in temperature.

600 C = 1112 degrees Fahrenheit. It's supposed to take a helluva lot higher temps to melt steel. At least twice that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (RKVpM)

116 Thank you San Franpsycho and sal!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (2BAti)

117 NASCAR has been nibbling around the edges of hybrid and EV for a couple years. As usual they're late to the EV party as the public has more or less lost interest in them.

But, being NASCAR, they'll plow ahead with it anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (Q4IgG)

118 >>And, if allowed to be discussed, it requires the same amount of energy to perform the same amount of work regarding production and performance as the real cars.


Electric cars are heavy, right?
And as mentioned above, highly flammable and hard to put out. This could be a horror show when there's a crash.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM (+oRno)

119 Yeah, the tire part will be hilarious. I wouldn't doubt if that's the limiting factor on laps instead of the golf cart's range.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM (1DT6D)

120 A weekend not without turmoil, but good times and stress were had by all.......overall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Germany, France, UK. 3 of the biggest economies in the World. All have gone hardcore leftist.

Putin can have it

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM (YCxFk)

122 /0

Hey I am just going off reports I stumbled across.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM (yW/+k)

123 I like to watch.

Posted by: President Chance at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (6gW4D)

124 back in class, blahhhhhhh

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (CIS44)

125 Congratulations LinusVanPelt! I will be attending my oldests wedding next September. I really want grandkids so I hope they hurry up and produce a couple

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (1FWWQ)

126 Investigation revealed a host of safety issues but the one that lead to the collapse was the steel trusses that supported the concrete floor slabs failed because the flames reached at least 600 C in temperature.


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Ah, but were burning office chairs and post-it notes the cause of it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (1DT6D)

127 His dementia is so bad that his signature on that pile of pardons is not valid.

That's yet another of the "Night of Camp David" horrors that the 25th does nothing to address. We are greatly overcomforted by the existence of the 25th. It's not designed to deal with anything more serious than Ike's Heart Attack.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (zdLoL)

128 NASCAR went full woke, to please NBC's ass.

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:08 AM (YCxFk)

129 FormulaE races are stupid. Drivers have to switch CARS in the middle of a race and are required to take a MINIMUM of 2 minutes for the swap to make sure the driver is strapped in all nice and snug.

NASCAR will have to swap cars 15 times a race.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

130 His dementia is so bad that his signature on that pile of pardons is not valid.


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There was a lot of discussion back when he took office about who was signing the EOs. There were at least two completely different signatures, maybe three.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:09 AM (1DT6D)

131 The problem with electric race cars is they keep jumping out of that little slot in the track.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2024 08:09 AM (vFG9F)

132 Happy Monday mr. Sefton!

Posted by: Oglebay at July 08, 2024 08:09 AM (g1GOU)

133
Hey I am just going off reports I stumbled across.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:07 AM


I know, islamists aren't so good at both telling the facts straight and making high quality steel.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:09 AM (RKVpM)

134 Post-It notes?

As I said, a garment factory. On the 10th floor. With sewing machines. Bet they overloaded the system. And *poof*

And suddenly your inventory is accelerant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:10 AM (yW/+k)

135 600 C = 1112 degrees Fahrenheit. It's supposed to take a helluva lot higher temps to melt steel. At least twice that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


The trusses don't have to melt, just weaken.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 08:10 AM (K24mK)

136 > His dementia is so bad that his signature on that pile of pardons is not valid.
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So's all the EO's and legislation he signed. If only we had an opposition party....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (Q4IgG)

137
Sun is now up. We've lost a good length of privacy fencing, which faced east-west. Part of the wire fence along the road is buckled.

I don't think I'll ever believe a storm forecast again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (vOKoW)

138 Today is National Ice Cream Sundae Day,

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (NunQq)

139 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.
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Pit stops now take 4 hours

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (iZbyp)

140
I saw a science experiment after 9/11 with some chicken wire and rolled up newspaper which was then ignited. The steel did not melt.

Proof enough for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (RKVpM)

141 Senate confirms a New VP, I believe. They have 51-49 majority. plus Goober, Romney et...
Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:01 AM (YCxFk)


...in the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, which was passed in 1967. Section 2 states:

"Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (U7wke)

142 The Divorce of the Democrat Party and the Legacy Media – What it Means

.. think of it as a temporary separation

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (GO8/P)

143 Re: electric NASCAR

how long does the pitstop take

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:12 AM (/7KEl)

144 Today is National Ice Cream Sundae Day,

May Joey Bidet get Soft-Serv Ex-Lax flavor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:12 AM (yW/+k)

145 Congrats LVP!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 08, 2024 08:12 AM (iZbyp)

146 > Today is National Ice Cream Sundae Day
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A day ending in "Y" at 1600 Penn Ave

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:12 AM (Q4IgG)

147
The trusses don't have to melt, just weaken.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 08, 2024 08:10 AM


Especially easy if contaminated with copper.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)

148 I don't think I'll ever believe a storm forecast again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (vOKoW)

Where are you? I’m thinking about driving through Houston to San Antonio just to get out of this dang airport.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (siqm6)

149 @106 they should be required to pay you whatever they said the property was worth.

The "claiming race" used to be a standard bitter joke around my neighborhood, until one clear-headed and ambitious small-time entrepreneur started buying up whatever was available and putting them up for rent. Suddenly everybody realized how easy it would be for the tax assessor and a deep-pocketed shadowy corporation to "end the American Dream." We quit joking about it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (zdLoL)

150 "We're in a tight spot."

Does the fertilizer go into the turbine before or after they steal the election [again].

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (MkuC5)

151 101 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:02 AM (1DT6D)
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The typical EV race of the future:
Saturday 12th: First part of the race;
Sun-Fri: pit stop - mainly charging on the two shared stations;
Saturday 19th: Second and final part of the race.

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #02 at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (qfLjt)

152 Wow. I was wrong big time. Both Chambers of Congress has to approve a new VP. Kameltoe would not be able to get a radical thru the House like Buttplug.. After Spiro Agnew resigned in 1974, many of Nixon's picks were rejected behind closed doors, until the liberal Ford was confirmed

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

153 It’s also….
Nude Recreation Week and
Shark Week.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (NunQq)

154 you don't have to 'melt' steel

just weaken it, and gravity will do the rest

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (/7KEl)

155 Post-It notes?

As I said, a garment factory. On the 10th floor. With sewing machines. Bet they overloaded the system. And *poof*

And suddenly your inventory is accelerant.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I just like making WTC7 jokes because most people don't know that the same government that released COVID and performed a coup in 2020 also declared in state documents that there was no meaningful damage from impact or fuel (like jet fuel or the diesel stored underground) other than hot-burning office chairs and post-it notes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (1DT6D)

156
Does the electric car get lighter as it uses up all the electrons?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:14 AM (RKVpM)

157 NASCAR debuts an electric race car prototype today.

It'll be fast, no doubt, but I sure hope it never crashes and burns, like race cars do. The toxic lithium fumes and the effort to put out the fire could stop races and require evacuation of the spectators.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 07:59 AM (vS5Dp)

500 miles at 200 mph? Haha. "Fast"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



The Daytona 81.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:14 AM (PrOMo)

158 Thank you TMR! Not sure a grandchild is imminent. Don’t think so but I’m thinking in the next 4-5 years

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:14 AM (2BAti)

159 Ugh, I’m on the outskirts of Houston and without power do to the tropical storm.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:15 AM (NunQq)

160 Good idea, because race cars never catch fire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2024 08:15 AM (siqm6)

161 The article about the media divorce from the Democrats misses the point that the media are the Dems. At best the media is an abused spouse who once the present affair (Biden) is gone, the media will take the Dems back in a second. Rinse repeat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (aYD2Z)

162 That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (xjTDL)

163 Thank you SiD… great day. Many flashbacks to childhood. They grow up fast

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (2BAti)

164 Now imagine an all electric F-1 losing control, catapulting off the track, and crashing into the stands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (yW/+k)

165 Does fire melt steel? Just enough.
Ask a blacksmith.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:17 AM (PrOMo)

166 It's swimming nude with sharks while eating ice cream sundaes week.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:18 AM (aYD2Z)

167 Press release - "Due to battery limitations, the Indy 500 is now the Indy 100."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:18 AM (yW/+k)

168 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 08, 2024 08:18 AM (53oGX)

169 Today is National Ice Cream Sundae Day,
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:11 AM (NunQq)
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I'll wait two more days:

https://youtu.be/W_b92rGrKnU

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 08:18 AM (YbcQH)

170 Addendum:

Or follow the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) guidelines for conducting a fire investigation or examine any physical evidence or a single piece of steel.

This isn't a joke.

Hilarious read here. Imagine filing your taxes or some similar federally required minor document and using models of what you say happened instead of actual data:

nist.gov/world-trade-center-investigation/
study-faqs/wtc-7-investigation

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (1DT6D)

171 @165 fire doesn't melt steel. Rosie O'Donnell said so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (aYD2Z)

172 Biden (his inner circle really) is giving every indication they’re hanging in. I’ve never thought that stubborn old cuss would get out voluntarily. He’s digging in his heels…. They’re stuck with him unless they do something really nasty like the 25th or a convention fight which would be catastrophic for their election hopes all up and down the dem ticket. My schadenboner is long, girthy, hard and glorious….

Lie down in that bed you’ve made Dems

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (2BAti)

173 162 That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (xjTDL)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE.....WELL NO ITS NOT UNDER ANY CONDITIONS

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (OiAR7)

174 But, being NASCAR, they'll plow ahead with it anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (Q4IgG)
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Also, being NASCAR, they'll have strange rules requiring antiquated systems, "to ensure a level playing field."

So, everyone will have to use old school NiCd batteries, woth those funky white plastic wire clips that shred your fingertips.

Posted by: reason at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (CbdM6)

175 What a crying shame learning about Boeing's problems self inflicted or not. They were THE standard for aircraft corporations for years. Do you suppose this will mark their ultimate finale or can they recover?

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 08, 2024 08:20 AM (hKoQL)

176 Restrictor Plate Racing killed NASCAR. I posit that it is not racing at all

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM (1FWWQ)

177 Mornin' JJ, and all da resta youse Hordelings too!

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM (RhGG0)

178 141. Spot on. Thanks

Posted by: Jonah at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM (YCxFk)

179 Parkinson’s commonly causes Parkinson’s dementia, which is very much like like Lewy Body dementia, another form of dementia found in patients. The symptoms of both are what Biden is showing to the world right now.

Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM (PCK5/)

180 >>That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.

"It's 3:00am. Something is happening in the world -- no wait, the call is coming from your president's broken brain, it's Putin telling him Trump has mounted a T-Rex and is leading a Nazi attack on precious Ukraine. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:22 AM (+oRno)

181 Linus, congratulations on your daughter’s wedding.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 08:22 AM (v6JzV)

182 153 It’s also….
Nude Recreation Week and
Shark Week.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:13 AM (NunQq)
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So dangling in the water? Will that be a shark attractant?

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #03 at July 08, 2024 08:22 AM (qfLjt)

183
Restrictor Plate Racing killed NASCAR. I posit that it is not racing at all

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM


Half a century later the cars still do almost the same exact speed? Nah, nothing fishy about that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:23 AM (RKVpM)

184 I'd almost bet Anna Puma knows all about it. A lot of what we know of industrial history in New England comes from insurance reports and etchings that underwriters kept on file. Textile mills were known firetraps, and they developed several innovations to prevent what was basically lint from exploding. These buildings were called "fireproof" or "explosion proof."

One of the big things was to make everything smooth, and coat the wooden beams with plaster so the grain didn't get jammed with tiny fibers. Wood was valued over metal beams, because it could burn out partially and still stand for a while. Metal beams are heat-short, and give up all at once when a critical temperature is reached.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 08:23 AM (zdLoL)

185 I might be able to envision NASCAR -EV races at a track like Bristol or Martinsville. Both short (1/2 mile-ish) tracks. Do several heat races with about a dozen cars in each, then a break while recharging and race the top 3 from each heat.

BTW... the drag (cars, not gender fluid) community has been racing EV's for a long time. Obviously a totally different kind of thing where distance isn't as important as torque.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

186 162 That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (xjTDL)

More seriously, if this is true then the US is in a big f-ing mess.

Dems and press would rather have a nut in charge than Kamala.

What a mess. Team biden will ride that pony right into hospice. The only way out for the dems is to impeach one of their own.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:23 AM (OiAR7)

187 Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 08:24 AM (v6JzV)

188 Still no firm return date has been set for the return of the Boeing Starliner from the ISS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:24 AM (yW/+k)

189 Restrictor plates didn't kill NASCAR, cars taking flight at high speeds taking flight......yes. Read Rusty Wallaces account of how a late model stock car feels at 230-240 mph.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:25 AM (IlL6s)

190 Still no firm return date has been set for the return of the Boeing Starliner from the ISS.
Posted by: Anna Puma a

They aren't stranded stranded.
-NASA

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 08:25 AM (CIS44)

191 VDH's Doom Loop is evident in the interview Biden did with Stephanopoulos; they rushed it out to answer concerns about Biden's mental acuity, but it did nothing to convince anyone along those lines. Just made things worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:25 AM (S6gqv)

192 That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.

"It's 3:00am. Something is happening in the world -- no wait, the call is coming from your president's broken brain, it's Putin telling him Trump has mounted a T-Rex and is leading a Nazi attack on precious Ukraine. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy



How did you find and read my script? It's not completely finished yet!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:25 AM (PrOMo)

193 164 Now imagine an all electric F-1 losing control, catapulting off the track, and crashing into the stands.

Posted by: Anna Puma

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This is one of those logic problems. It would be an exciting event, in a bad way. Countering that, they're is nothing exciting about F1.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (weuB7)

194 183
Restrictor Plate Racing killed NASCAR. I posit that it is not racing at all

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:21 AM

Half a century later the cars still do almost the same exact speed? Nah, nothing fishy about that.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

50 cars going 275 mph means everyone dies in a crash. The speed restriction is to save drivers lives.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (OiAR7)

195 So dangling in the water? Will that be a shark attractant?

Unless the person in question is Lizzo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (yW/+k)

196 .....oh, and out comes the yellow flag, fans! The drivers are scrambling to take their place in line as the Trakkas Pace Car rolls out in front....

Posted by: reason at July 08, 2024 08:27 AM (CbdM6)

197 Moron Robbie, yep. Hubby nec came out of the fire protection manufacturing world. His business had their own lab where they tested what happens during fires and recreated deadly fires. If his did this, so did others I would guess that the NFPA used all of their findings.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 08, 2024 08:27 AM (2NHgQ)

198 195 So dangling in the water? Will that be a shark attractant?

Unless the person in question is Lizzo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (yW/+k)

One does not bait sharks with Orcas….

Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 08:27 AM (PCK5/)

199 Restrictor plates didn't kill NASCAR, cars taking flight at high speeds taking flight......yes. Read Rusty Wallaces account of how a late model stock car feels at 230-240 mph.

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I'm betting the early 2000s practice of throwing ghost caution flags for invisible debris on the track for the last five laps of every single race to tighten them up for a TV finish had a lot more to do with it.

They never recovered from that stupidity and after their older and dedicated audience left them they had to go gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:27 AM (1DT6D)

200 "It's 3:00am. Something is happening in the world -- no wait, the call is coming from your president's broken brain, it's Putin telling him Trump has mounted a T-Rex and is leading a Nazi attack on precious Ukraine. . ."

"As a red balloon goes by."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:28 AM (yW/+k)

201 oops ... traxxas. it's been a while since my son has his operational...

Posted by: reason at July 08, 2024 08:28 AM (CbdM6)

202 NASCAR. Debuting an all electric vehicle or a HYBRID? An all electric vehicle, battery powered is a disaster. A hybrid vehicle......they already exist in racing, Porsche and Toyota supercar class in GP racing. From what I've read and understand NASCAR is debuting a hybrid.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:28 AM (IlL6s)

203 >>How did you find and read my script? It's not completely finished yet!

It's kinda already been done, heh
https://tinyurl.com/ysenwfkw

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:29 AM (+oRno)

204 I don't think *biden's mental state has much effect on the direction and stability of the country. He's not running anything. His staff, and the the propaganda make proclamations that are purported to be from him. They're not. His authentic political gibberish and mumbling hold zero effect nationally. Yea, it's a bad look, but he's simply the stupid dog with its head out the window while the real driver barrels down the highway at 90MPH.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:29 AM (Q4IgG)

205 Countering that, they're is nothing exciting about F1.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (weuB7)

Red Bull Ring (last week) and Silverstone (yesterday) were both highly entertaining.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 08, 2024 08:29 AM (MkuC5)

206 Thank you Bulgaroctonus, Sir!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:29 AM (2BAti)

207 195 So dangling in the water? Will that be a shark attractant?

Don't get us started on "dangling in the water."

Posted by: Lia Thomas's teammates at July 08, 2024 08:29 AM (PiwSw)

208
50 cars going 275 mph means everyone dies in a crash. The speed restriction is to save drivers lives.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM


I can't watch auto racing for that reason. These drivers are pushing the envelope of the human brains ability to process information and things can go horribly wrong for drivers and spectators in a split second.

I know they have to restrict the speed in some fashion.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (RKVpM)

209 50 cars going 275 mph means everyone dies in a crash. The speed restriction is to save drivers lives.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (OiAR7)



The restrictor plate is one of the dumbest ways to achieve that goal.

It is stupid. You've now created a bunch of cars that don't have enough power to get out of their own way. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

210 @199 Moron Robbie-right, race manipulation and shit like Drive For Diversity.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (IlL6s)

211 50 cars going 275 mph means everyone dies in a crash. The speed restriction is to save drivers lives.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:26 AM (OiAR7)

***

Ever try driving on the DC Beltway?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (1FWWQ)

212 >>Now imagine an all electric F-1 losing control, catapulting off the track, and crashing into the stands.


Heavy, combustible, and the fire burns hotter and longer.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:31 AM (+oRno)

213 Stronk winds and heavy rains are wreaking havoc with power and internet. Now tree limb tips are being shorn off.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (6gW4D)

214 F1 has an all-electric racing series.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (0FoWg)

215 May be old news: Massive wildfire erupts in California, blazing across 5,000 acres and sparking evacuations

https://mol.im/a/13607359

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #04 at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (qfLjt)

216 The Beltway?

Oh yeah, the DC 500. Even in the snow and ice they drive like idiots with a lead foot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (yW/+k)

217 Spped restriction in NASCAR is to save spectators lives(drivers too). The cars turning into wings and flying into stands isn't a good thing.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (IlL6s)

218 Why do I keep hearing media talking heads say that well Trump has dementia too as he rambles about sharks something something….. did Trump talk about sharks while he was riffing at some rally? If so I’m betting it was funny and the media doesn’t understand humor….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (2BAti)

219 Moron Robbie, yep. Hubby nec came out of the fire protection manufacturing world. His business had their own lab where they tested what happens during fires and recreated deadly fires. If his did this, so did others I would guess that the NFPA used all of their findings.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

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Sure, but I'm betting they used data and phsyical information AND followed the NFPA guidelines.

If they didn't I bet they'd either get in trouble or have their work discarded. Maybe both.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:33 AM (1DT6D)

220 Get your boosters if you want to not catch COVID!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:33 AM (1DT6D)

221 F1 has an all-electric racing series.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (0FoWg)



FormulaE.

And they have to swap CARS during a race. It's stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

222 186 162 That episode on AF1, that they said didn't happen, was Biden having hallucinations. There was a report on X from someone that claims the pilots confirmed it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2024 08:16 AM (xjTDL)

having had some experience with relatives suffering this, Hallucinations in an elderly person are almost always a side effect of the anti-psychotic drugs being given to them to counter dementia. It's quiite common with those drugs, in fact. I remember my father in law going to see his mother in assisted living when she was 89, a teetotaling Christian woman for her entire life. And she was just sitting there looking odd, not saying much. And he finally asked her "mom, what's wrong today?" and she said "Well Buddy, I just don't like seeing all those snakes crawling all over the ceiling." Fortunately he was able to get her doctor to change her medication and get rid of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (S6gqv)

223 I can't watch auto racing for that reason.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (RKVpM)


Rally racing is the way to go. The tracks are short, and not oval, so the speed doesn't get super-fast. Each heat only takes a few minutes but there's multiple heats in a race. The "joker lap" rule makes it interesting. It's a lot of fun.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (U7wke)

224 - @122 Anna

Stumble across this.

https://tinyurl.com/ys388r8y

Posted by: TeeJ at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (xZpzx)

225 221 F1 has an all-electric racing series.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (0FoWg)
FormulaE.

And they have to swap CARS during a race. It's stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

They should at least put the cars on slots so they don't have to worry about batteries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (S6gqv)

226 @204 you're probably correct about Biden not doing anything and his staff running the show. Unfortunately for USA his staff is a pack of Marxist loons.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (aYD2Z)

227 The S in NASCAR stands for Stock.

There's absolutely nothing stock about today's race car. They stopped being NASCAR a long time ago. Now, they're just overweight GTP cars. Right down to the single lug wheel.

How many single lug wheeled cars does GM make?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

228 I'm not sure calling for snap elections a couple weeks before your nation is hosting the Olympics is a good idea.

Posted by: Gold Medal Break Dancer at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (V5BDR)

229 218 Why do I keep hearing media talking heads say that well Trump has dementia too as he rambles about sharks something something….. did Trump talk about sharks while he was riffing at some rally? If so I’m betting it was funny and the media doesn’t understand humor….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:32 AM (2BAti)

Trump says unlimited immigration is hurting this country so the Left says that is proof of dementia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (S6gqv)

230 50 cars going 275 mph means everyone dies in a crash. The speed restriction is to save drivers lives.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



Considering it's NASCAR - National Association of Stock Cars, the cars shouldn't go muchover 85.

You know. Stock. Like off a dealer's lot. Stock car. It is to laugh.

The friggin' tires don't even go on like stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (PrOMo)

231 WSJ reports Jerry Nadler one of ten house Dems calling for Biden to step aside. Shocking…. One pants filler rejecting another?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (2BAti)

232 Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 08, 2024 08:24 AM (v6JzV)


Howdy, brother!

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (RhGG0)

233 BTCC was cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (0FoWg)

234 Biden is still meeting with world leaders.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (+oRno)

235 I can't watch auto racing for that reason.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:30 AM (RKVpM)

Rally racing is the way to go...

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I really enjoy DTM (German sports sedans, although IIRC they allowed coupes fairly recently), too. Weathertech will have some good stuff on TV sometimes, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (1DT6D)

236 The NJ governor commutes quite often on a helicopter, at about one thousand feet over my house. Loud SOB.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (NRiLJ)

237 And he finally asked her "mom, what's wrong today?" and she said "Well Buddy, I just don't like seeing all those snakes crawling all over the ceiling." Fortunately he was able to get her doctor to change her medication and get rid of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (S6gqv)



Pain medications from a spinal aneurysm had my grandfather complaining about the goats knocking him down when they went outside during some lunch times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Get your boosters if you want to not catch COVID!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:33 AM (1DT6D)
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We have family and friends, fully boosted. They're dropping like flies!

We tease them all when they say they have Covid. We tell them, "You mean you have a virus of a flu. Yet you got all these vaccinations and you're the ones getting sick!"

For the record, Mrs. BD and I reluctantly got the first 2, though I tried very hard to say no (long medical story).

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 08:38 AM (YbcQH)

239
How many single lug wheeled cars does GM make?
Posted by: Sponge

Millions of LUGs in colleges now that schools are 60-40% female.

Posted by: Helen Wheels at July 08, 2024 08:38 AM (V5BDR)

240 "Embarrassed and humiliated by four years of gaslighting Joe Biden's deteriorating condition, the media turns on the Democrat Party in a CYA move."

This is all temporary. There will be no big, long term break or reform of the MSM to reporting news, not propaganda. They will get this Biden dementia thing cleaned up and put behind them, whatever it takes (just watch what they do with Kamala) and the narrative restored. The endless lies and gaslighting will continue as before. I have no doubt on this point.

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2024 08:38 AM (GUOwU)

241 Good morning, good coffee. Hope everyone down in hurricane alley is doing OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (4bYcn)

242 Considering it's NASCAR - National Association of Stock Cars, the cars shouldn't go muchover 85.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (PrOMo)


The teams should have to buy something off the lot at the start of every season and make no modifications - other than required safety equipment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (U7wke)

243 WSJ reports Jerry Nadler one of ten house Dems calling for Biden to step aside. Shocking…. One pants filler rejecting another?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (2BAti)


Need Eric Swallwell to join in to complete the trifecta of ass-ness

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (RhGG0)

244 Considering it's NASCAR - National Association of Stock Cars, the cars shouldn't go muchover 85.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (PrOMo)



The wife's Expedition is speed limited at 105.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

245 At least 24 people were killed on Monday after Russia launched a massive missile attack against cities across Ukraine, including on a children’s hospital. In the capital, Kyiv, at least ten people were killed in a rare daytime attack. The Okhmatdyt children’s hospital, Ukraine’s biggest children’s medical facility, was hit in the attack, according to reports. There was no immediate word on casualties there.

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

246 189 Restrictor plates didn't kill NASCAR, cars taking flight at high speeds taking flight......yes. Read Rusty Wallaces account of how a late model stock car feels at 230-240 mph.
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:25 AM (IlL6s)

I thought wokeness killed NASCAR...NASCAR only really ever existed for good folks to get together, look at cool cars (and accidents), and party...

And parties don't really like having discontent in them...which wokeness surely brought that...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 08:40 AM (exHjb)

247 The teams should have to buy something off the lot at the start of every season and make no modifications - other than required safety equipment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If they did that, there wouldn't need to be any safety modifications.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:40 AM (PrOMo)

248 It's not the cars that fly off the track and into the stands anymore.

It's their parts.

See late stage Indy 500 from last year or the year before when a tire (that was tethered to the chassis) broke off, went flying towards the stands, missed, and hit a parked car behind them.

Or check out this wreck from Daytona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZImPzbs5ig

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:40 AM (Q4IgG)

249 The wife's Expedition is speed limited at 105.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)


Not that he's verified that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:40 AM (U7wke)

250 Shark week? In a cognate matter: Video reveals truth behind famous James Bond crocodile scene

https://mol.im/a/13601131

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #05 at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (qfLjt)

251 The teams should have to buy something off the lot at the start of every season and make no modifications - other than required safety equipment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 08:39 AM (U7wke)



That's the way it used to be......

Go to the dealer, buy their biggest V8 car, strip the interior out and install a roll cage. New wheels and tires and off to the track.

Boom. Race day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

252 This Parkinson guy seems to be generous with his disease.

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

253
Yeah, the symptoms fit for Parkinson's disease dementia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Parkinson's_disease_dementia

/ stitch together

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

254 Considering it's NASCAR - National Association of Stock Cars, the cars shouldn't go muchover 85.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:36 AM (PrOMo)


The wife's Expedition is speed limited at 105.
Posted by: Sponge


Yeah. 20 mph over. That's not much. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (PrOMo)

255 https://mol.im/a/13601131
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #05 at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (qfLjt)
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Is that where he fell in (and most probably shat his pants)?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 08:42 AM (YbcQH)

256 The teams should have to buy something off the lot at the start of every season and make no modifications - other than required safety equipment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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This. So much this.

I remember a Pikes Peak race where IIRC GM fielded a Bl@zer and locked the rear glass upright to create a spoiler. They infuriated all the other teams without a back window that could be raised like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:42 AM (1DT6D)

257 What Kamala Harris' now 90-year-old 'Slick Willy' ex-lover got wrong

https://mol.im/a/13604289

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #06 at July 08, 2024 08:42 AM (qfLjt)

258 NASCAR in the 50's and 60's was a superior form of racing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:42 AM (1FWWQ)

259 24 hour races using stock cars off the lot would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:43 AM (1DT6D)

260 227 The S in NASCAR stands for Stock.

There's absolutely nothing stock about today's race car. They stopped being NASCAR a long time ago. Now, they're just overweight GTP cars. Right down to the single lug wheel.

How many single lug wheeled cars does GM make?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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NASCAR used to be fun. The Fords. Chevies and Dodges on the track were in the dealers show room for you to buy - if you could afford it. No, they weren't exactly the same - they had to be street legal. But there was a direct link between the driver on the track, that car, and your dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 08:43 AM (4bYcn)

261 NASCAR used to be fun. The Fords. Chevies and Dodges on the track were in the dealers show room for you to buy - if you could afford it. No, they weren't exactly the same - they had to be street legal. But there was a direct link between the driver on the track, that car, and your dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard

Win on Sunday, Sell on Monday.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 08:44 AM (CIS44)

262 Is this week the Snifferdämmerung?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:44 AM (evvc2)

263 Yeah. 20 mph over. That's not much. 😁
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (PrOMo)



If I get the Forscan app and cable, I'm betting I can remove said limit and she'd top out somewhere around 130. The fact that it's a 7,000 lb SUV, things might get interesting at that speed, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

264 Margot Cleveland makes a decent intellectual argument for the use of the 25th, but she hasn't thought through the political implications. The 25th requires the VP to spearhead the call for the President to be retired, and to get at least half the cabinet to back her. With Biden fighting her (there's no need for the 25th if he isn't fighting it), Kamala would look like she was openly trying to take out the old men just so she could take his job and be the incumbent before the election, and she would instantly become the most hated women in the Democrat Party (even more so than now)

but simultaneously, this would install her as the incumbent President, and would guarantee that she was the nominee because there would be no time left to come up with anyone else. It would be a nightmare scenario for the Left, they don't dare go there. Impeachment in fact would be much easier, but they don't dare go there either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:44 AM (S6gqv)

265 I really don't want Trump to have to run against Kamala... It's gonna be hard to say anything against a "black"woman

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (IyPmt)

266 Everything is ridiculous. Everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (XV/Pl)

267 "Since June 2023, the US has added 1.8 million part-time jobs and lost 1.6 million full-time jobs.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

268
Win on Sunday, Sell on Monday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 08:44 AM (CIS44)



Which hasn't been viable in 30 years.......People aren't rushing out to buy a Camry because Kyle Busch won a championship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

269 What "episode" on AF1?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (4XwPj)

270 Does Biden know what he is signing?

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (VuZH8)

271 SCCA still has a "mostly" stock class of race car.

I used to participate. The different classes of cars all have similar rules to keep them competitive with each other... making it more about the driver.

Which is why I don't do it anymore.

Well that, and $$

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Q4IgG)

272 THE POWER OF VENN!
THE POWER OF POO!!
THE POWER OF MONEYYYYY!!!

Posted by: Space Lazbian VP Kamala at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (/nUSm)

273 Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Looks like 7 boosters didn’t do the trick - but I bet the 8th is going to be a miracle.

[screencap from The Hill: Second Gentleman Emhoff tests positive for COVID]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Jh5b+)

274 Shark Week is being hosted by John Cena this year.

I'll pass. I wonder how many times he'll apologize to China in Mandarin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

275 253
Yeah, the symptoms fit for Parkinson's disease dementia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Parkinson's_disease_dementia

/ stitch together
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 08, 2024 08:41 AM (RKVpM)

Nah, that's what they want you to think - pretty sure they brought the neurologist with the Parkinson's "specialty" b/c they knew it's the one thing he does NOT have. so they can keep having him come and then keep denying it (b/c the question will always be "does the president have Parkinson's?)...he has dementia, but I don't think it's Parkinson's dementia - he doesn't have the right stature or symptoms for it...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (exHjb)

276 266 Everything is ridiculous. Everything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (XV/Pl)

We're in a tight spot.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 08, 2024 08:46 AM (MkuC5)

277 Everything is ridiculous. Everything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM (XV/Pl)
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I'm afraid it's worse than ridiculous. Gad Saad, being a realistic prophet of doom:

https://tinyurl.com/22vhvhkm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 08:47 AM (YbcQH)

278 Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:47 AM (evvc2)

279 Does Biden know what he is signing?
Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 08, 2024 08:45 AM



He didn't on day one when he revoked all Trump's EO's that sealed the southern border and had our economy rocking.

"What is this?"

"Just sign it....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

280 >Kamala would look like she was openly trying to take out the old men ...... and she would instantly become the most hated women in the Democrat Party
----

why is this assumed to be?

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:48 AM (/7KEl)

281 278 Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:47 AM (evvc2)

shhhhhh!

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 08, 2024 08:48 AM (MkuC5)

282 Mark Penn was just on the Bartiromo show and he said that he believes that Biden is going to fight any attempts to remove him and will be the nominee. Of all the Dem apparatchik I have always thought Penn showed some common sense. If this is correct then the Dems are heading for a very nasty convention. That doesn't even factor the hardcore left protestors, the illegals and criminals.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:48 AM (aYD2Z)

283 Mornin', Horde. I woke up at some ungodly hour this morning, so today will be accomplished solely by caffeine and spite.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (ZANHd)

284 Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Looks like 7 boosters didn’t do the trick - but I bet the 8th is going to be a miracle.


Lol he thinks any of them got the vax.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (evvc2)

285 236 The NJ governor commutes quite often on a helicopter, at about one thousand feet over my house. Loud SOB.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2024 08:37 AM (NRiLJ)

there's never a manpad around when you need one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (S6gqv)

286 Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:47 AM (evvc2)

***

Yes. Boring. Someone could come up with a better way to race and it would kill NASCAR dead

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (1FWWQ)

287 If Kamala is crowned President she will be #47 correct ? That would make Trump # 48 ?...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (IyPmt)

288 The rank and file Dem voters don't care who ends up at the top of the ticket- it could be a floor lamp and they will still fall into line and vote FLOORLAMP/2024

they don't care- just win, by any means necessary

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (/7KEl)

289 And they have to swap CARS during a race. It's stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

They should at least put the cars on slots so they don't have to worry about batteries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (S6gqv


Complete with Tyco Lane Change technology.

Goodtimes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (OiAR7)

290 That would make Trump # 48 ?...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (IyPmt)
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I understand your optimism.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (YbcQH)

291 Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Toyota Camry = Dodge Charger

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (1DT6D)

292 > Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?
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Mostly. There are some aerodynamic differences that can be both + or - depending on the situation. But it's more or less a spec series now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (Q4IgG)

293 Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Sarcasmcat24 Jul 6
President Biden climbs a rock wall whilst riding a bike. He's fitter than men half his age.

MAGA hates this

Jul 6, 2024 · 10:31 PM UTC

Dr. Literaleigh A Pheline 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Sarcasmcat24 Jul 6
This destroys the MAGA narrative about the fitness of our commander in chief

https://tinyurl.com/ywh27u3h
IMAGE
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Great parody screen name.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:50 AM (Jh5b+)

294 If I get the Forscan app and cable, I'm betting I can remove said limit and she'd top out somewhere around 130.

The fact that it's a 7,000 lb SUV, things might get interesting at that speed, however.
Posted by: Sponge


I'll bet it gets squirrely at those speeds.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:51 AM (PrOMo)

295 [screencap from The Hill: Second 'Gentleman' Emhoff tests positive for COVID]
Posted by: andycanuck

They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J. Continued prayers for you and JT's healing.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 08:52 AM (WXNFJ)

296 280 >Kamala would look like she was openly trying to take out the old men ...... and she would instantly become the most hated women in the Democrat Party
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why is this assumed to be?
Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:48

Because that's one of the classic villain tropes in all popular culture - the evil second in command knocks off the aging boss in order to gain power. There is no possible way to look noble or selfless while doing it, it's a Grand Theft Auto move, and everyone will see it that way. And the rules of the 25th Amendment *require* Harris to play that part.

(see if they had done this 2 years ago and then had a proper primary, it needn't have played out this way, but now, on the eve of the election, there's no choice)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:52 AM (S6gqv)

297 Aren't all NASCAR exactly the same car, just with different headlight and grille stickers?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



When you can pop the front quarter panels off of the Dodge and put them on the Ford? Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:53 AM (PrOMo)

298 @277

>>I'm afraid it's worse than ridiculous. Gad Saad, being a realistic prophet of doom:

One side has made a sacrament of infanticide, cutting off healthy body parts as affirming identity, and importing hoards of barbarians to go on the dole, and one side has not, the side that has not is losing... Apparently.

As has been noted, we are not voting our way out our predicament.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 08:53 AM (XV/Pl)

299 Parkinson's is a cruel disease that has taken a few of my loved ones and a neighbor, but what I never got over was how could Lou Gehrig come down with Lou Gehrig's Disease? What were the chances?

Posted by: I Know. No Math. at July 08, 2024 08:54 AM (V5BDR)

300 Tom Servo

I don't know... I still hold that Dem voters will vote for whomever the DNC machine puts up

time will tell

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:55 AM (/7KEl)

301 I once got my '66 Newport up to 115 MPH on a straight and flat central MN road up by Brainerd. It was fun for me but my passengers were a little concerned. Overall I would not recommend

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 08, 2024 08:55 AM (1FWWQ)

302 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’ trib.al/o6SYsiB

Catturd ™ @catturd2 7h
Gee - I wonder why?
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BTW, he was a bodybuilder type if you're unfamiliar with the show, as was I. [Unfamiliar, that is; not a bodybuilder type.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 08:55 AM (Jh5b+)

303 Ultra Extreme Mega hurricane Beryl has finally arrived near Matagorda Beach as a supersized climate change fueled Cat. 1 storm with devastating winds over 80 mph.

As the storm moves inland, torrential rains, surges, tornadoes, and high winds are expected across eastern Texas today. Bringing death a d total destruction. Some areas could receive 5-10 inches of rain, with isolated totals upwards of 15 inches. And due to the recent effects of climate change and sea level rise, it could be as much as 115 inches in some areas according to some experts!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:55 AM (evvc2)

304 Todays current NASCAR vehicle is as close to a stock car as you'll get today. Stock cars in NASCAR died in the mid 80's with increased speeds and drivers deaths. Don't forget, though not highly publicized, they were killing drivers left n right right up until Earnhardts death. The current version is the same scale as a production Camaro, Mustang, Supra/Camry. Unfortunately to protect the driver a car this size has to be built like a brick shithouse to keep the drivers body intact in the event of a crash. On the flip side having these cars built like they are is scrambling drivers brains in even the slightest bump into a wall/each other. The older generation of cars had crumple zones. This car didn't start out that way. They've built in some give but still not much. Bottom line, youre not going to keep a driver alive in a stock size street car. This is the reason cars stopped being "stock".
You have stock cars in GT and the Supercars in Australia but this is on road courses not walled in ovals with consistent high sustained speeds.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (IlL6s)

305 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’ trib.al/o6SYsiB

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I bet he bumped into something in between heartbeats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (1DT6D)

306 My wife's Explorer ST is pretty quick. When I drive it I usually turn off all the nanny driving aids, put it in Sport Mode and use the paddle shifters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (Q4IgG)

307 Why in the world do we not know every name from this khaki wearing Patriot Front Group?

Can’t some wealthy Trump supporter hire a bunch of private detective to follow these people home and then dox them?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (NunQq)

308 I once got my '66 Newport up to 115 MPH on a straight and flat central MN road up by Brainerd. It was fun for me but my passengers were a little concerned. Overall I would not recommend
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


My dad got our '69 Ford station wagon up to 120 once with a car load of boy scouts and camping gear. Nice long straight shot down 55.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:57 AM (PrOMo)

309 Mannix has commented occasionally (and I think he’s correct) that the lefties in power are not a tight hierarchy… it’s more of a loose confederation with a sharing of general goals but lots of competing factions….. it appears factions are split about keeping or dumping Biden. Because it’s a loose confederation they’re not gonna be able to force it…. They are stuck. If I were them I’d start working on a huge cheat as that’s their only realistic option….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:57 AM (2BAti)

310
my fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
the guy beside me was white as a ghost

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 08:57 AM (/7KEl)

311 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’ trib.al/o6SYsiB

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I bet he bumped into something in between heartbeats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Yeah. Like the clot shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:58 AM (PrOMo)

312 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’

trib.al/o6SYsiB

I didn't go to medical school but I'm gonna guess his heart stopped beating for too long a period.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 08:58 AM (WXNFJ)

313 Todays current NASCAR vehicle is as close to a stock car as you'll get today. Stock cars in NASCAR died in the mid 80's with increased speeds and drivers deaths. Don't forget, though not highly publicized, they were killing drivers left n right right up until Earnhardts death. The current version is the same scale as a production Camaro, Mustang, Supra/Camry. Unfortunately to protect the driver a car this size has to be built like a brick shithouse to keep the drivers body intact in the event of a crash..

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Like someone mentioned above, a stock off-the-floor car from a local dealer should be fine. Buy it a week before, build and test it, and race on Sunday.

The local dealer would get a great publicity moment, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:58 AM (1DT6D)

314 The onliest thing interesting (to me) about an EV is that when you slam the go pedal to the floor is the instant balls to the wall response, no matter the horsepower level, you get every bit right then. Other than that, there's nothing.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (hKoQL)

315 more behind the scenes reports, breaking on X - Biden cancels meeting today with leading Dem Senators to discuss his "future".

"The reason for the cancellation is unclear at present."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (S6gqv)

316 >>Chicago homeowner's property tax skyrockets from $1,800 to $30,000 after humble 1950s home he purchased for $115,000 in 2006 is valued at ridiculous level

Obviously someone in the town wants the house as no other homes are valued at that level, or the story is bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 07:38 AM (XV/Pl)

Did you read the entire story?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (iODuv)

317 my fenders was clickin' the guardrail posts
the guy beside me was white as a ghost
Posted by: Don Black


You're gonna start me to drinking if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (PrOMo)

318 257 What Kamala Harris' now 90-year-old 'Slick Willy' ex-lover got wrong

https://mol.im/a/13604289
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #06
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Poor Willie, he thought he was still living in a normal world.
Lot of people making that mistake.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (4bYcn)

319 @307

>>Can’t some wealthy Trump supporter hire a bunch of private detective to follow these people home and then dox them?

Someone attempted to follow them and were prevented by local police.

Or alternatively...

** Music Blares **

Ersatz Pete Townsend: Patriot Front!! Patriot Front!! It's a Put on, It's a Put On....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (XV/Pl)

320 If I were them I’d start working on a huge cheat as that’s their only realistic option….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 08:57 AM (2BAti)

Pretty sure they are already counting on that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (IyPmt)

321 312 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’

trib.al/o6SYsiB

I didn't go to medical school but I'm gonna guess his heart stopped beating for too long a period.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 08:58 AM (WXNFJ)

Unexpectedly, Tony… Unexpectedly….

Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 09:00 AM (PCK5/)

322 Obviously someone in the town wants the house as no other homes are valued at that level, or the story is bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Did you read the entire story?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Whoa!! Are we changing the rules around here?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 09:00 AM (WXNFJ)

323 Then: We have to stop Donald Trump from running for president by any means necessary to protect our sacred Democracy

Now: We have to stop Joe Biden, the man we just nominated, from running for president by any means necessary to protect our sacred Democracy

Posted by: The left at July 08, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)

324 Flynn - the movie

Watched Flynn this weekend even though I thought it would be just another boring biopic. Was I ever wrong!

The movie is a very, very compelling first-person account of the utter corruption of the deep state and media. Although there wasn't a lot of info that was new to me (news junkie that I am,) hearing insider details of the machinations of these evil people left me fuming.

Highly recommend.

There are various ways to rent or buy it at the website: flynnmovie(dot)com

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:00 AM (3ImbR)

325 ‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’

He is now 100% protected from COVID. And that's a fact.

Posted by: Pfizer at July 08, 2024 09:01 AM (oZhjI)

326
Did you read the entire story?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy



We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!!!!

What's YOUR truth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

327 312 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’

trib.al/o6SYsiB

I didn't go to medical school but I'm gonna guess his heart stopped beating for too long a period.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 08:58 AM (WXNFJ)

What was his "week long battle in the hospital" before the event?

I mean, I can see a hospital error stopping his heart...but what brought him there for a WEEK at 30 in the 1st place...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2024 09:01 AM (exHjb)

328 > If I were them I’d start working on a huge cheat as that’s their only realistic option….
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12 million ballots given to illegals should about cover it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 09:01 AM (Q4IgG)

329 Because that's one of the classic villain tropes in all popular culture - the evil second in command knocks off the aging boss in order to gain power. There is no possible way to look noble or selfless while doing it, it's a Grand Theft Auto move, and everyone will see it that way. And the rules of the 25th Amendment *require* Harris to play that part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 08:52 AM (S6gqv)


You need someone else to - publicly - spearhead the thing and be the last - publicly - on board with the idea. The reason the Biden Administration has so many homosexuals in the cabinet is to prevent Harris from using her trademark political skills to swallow the support she needs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2024 09:02 AM (U7wke)

330 New York Post @nypost 8h
‘Lioness’ actor Mike Heslin dead at 30: ‘Doctors have no explanation’

trib.al/o6SYsiB



They've opened an investigation into the death of Matthew Perry because, it seems, California has a drug problem........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

331 >>>>@204 you're probably correct about Biden not doing anything and his staff running the show. Unfortunately for USA his staff is a pack of Marxist loons.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (aYD2Z
*******
I believe this has always been the case, FJB doesn’t decide anything. I fact, I think he was chosen specifically because of that. Doesn’t know and doesn’t care.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2024 09:02 AM (qH9t2)

332 Pretty sure they are already counting on that
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 08:59 AM (IyPmt)

Good play on words… they’re counting on…. Counting a bunch of illegitimate ballots!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 09:03 AM (2BAti)

333 Catturd ™ @catturd2 11h
Democrats are praying right now that Joe Biden won't talk this week.
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TOO LATE!

Catturd ™ @catturd2 4h
He just lies and lies and lies and lies - 😂

https://tinyurl.com/5b6crhha
35 seconds; Young Joe going to black churches again!

Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h
I’ve noticed Joe Biden goes to a lot of black churches when it’s election season.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 3h
No matter how many times one of Joe Biden lies gets debunked - he's always willing to tell the same lie again.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:03 AM (Jh5b+)

334 I believe this has always been the case, FJB doesn’t decide anything. I fact, I think he was chosen specifically because of that. Doesn’t know and doesn’t care.

Biden has repeatedly said in public he is told what to say and will "get in trouble" if he covers other topics or makes decisions on his own.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:03 AM (oZhjI)

335 284 Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Looks like 7 boosters didn’t do the trick - but I bet the 8th is going to be a miracle.


Lol he thinks any of them got the vax.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 08:49 AM (evvc2)
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I saw 'boosters' and assumed SpaceX. LOLed

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #07 at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (qfLjt)

336 but what I never got over was how could Lou Gehrig come down with Lou Gehrig's Disease? What were the chances?
Posted by: I Know. No Math. at July 08, 2024 08:54 AM


"How do you not see that coming? We used to tell him, Lou...there's a disease with your name all over it, pal."

- Dennis Leary

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (ZANHd)

337 It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

338 @309 Linus, congratulations on the nuptials, and I agree with you and Mannix. I always look back at the Russian revolution and how there were a large number if factions. The Bolsheviks were not that big a faction early on but they were disciplined and ruthless and when they opportunity came they grabbed power (kinda fell to them). That will happen amongst the left gere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (aYD2Z)

339 Biden has repeatedly said in public he is told what to say and will "get in trouble" if he covers other topics or makes decisions on his own.
Posted by: 18-1

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I don't even know what I'm signing.
JUST SIGN IT!
- EO signing, something like two weeks after being installed

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (1DT6D)

340 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Iy0lE)

341 Remember if Trump says "I governed over the best economy ever" that's a lie - even if in fact by a number of metrics it was.

However if Biden tells you that you can't get COVID if you get the clot shot, that there are no illegals crossing the border, or that there is no inflation those are uh...a stutter.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:05 AM (oZhjI)

342 Can’t some wealthy Trump supporter hire a bunch of private detective to follow these people home and then dox them?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (NunQq)

It's a felony to interfere with a Federal Agent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:05 AM (S6gqv)

343 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2024 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

344 I believe this has always been the case, FJB doesn’t decide anything. I fact, I think he was chosen specifically because of that. Doesn’t know and doesn’t care.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2024 09:02 AM (qH9t2)



"If I could find a guy that would stand there at the podium, while I was at home in my basement with a microphone........."

- - - - Barack Hussein Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Y'all know what an autopen is?

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 09:06 AM (/7KEl)

346 No matter how many times one of Joe Biden lies gets debunked - he's always willing to tell the same lie again.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:03 AM


FJB: "Come on, man...you couldn't own a cannon when the 2nd amendment was written!"

Narrator: You could, in fact, own a cannon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 09:06 AM (ZANHd)

347 >> 331 >>>>@204 you're probably correct about Biden not doing anything and his staff running the show. Unfortunately for USA his staff is a pack of Marxist loons.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 08:35 AM (aYD2Z
*******
I believe this has always been the case, FJB doesn’t decide anything. I fact, I think he was chosen specifically because of that. Doesn’t know and doesn’t care.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2024 09:02 AM (qH9t2)
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It's not "just" *biden either. It's been this way for a long time. It's just that *biden's so, so bad at everything, and is mentally dead that the hand(s) up his ass is now showing who's really in charge. Past presidents knew how to play the part... *biden doesn't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

348 337 It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Elon Musk himself follows him and sometimes comments on his posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:06 AM (S6gqv)

349 Way back in the day, a guy named Karol Miller took a stock Ford, Y-block equipped from Texas and drove it to Bonneville, where he proceeded to kick everybody's ass.

He knew how to tune an engine himself. I like that angle of auto racing.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 09:07 AM (gRkj7)

350
Elon Musk himself follows him and sometimes comments on his posts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:06 AM (S6gqv)



I'm aware. The fact remains.....Catturd. Yeesh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

351 112 I suspect it's nothing more than a gay appeal to the gay audience, similar to that "I found a noose in my garage!!!" black dude and pretending a woman can compete at that level.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (1DT6D)

Even the "black dude" is Half White, just like King Barry O'Bumblefvck.

Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (UnA8+)

352 @313 Moron Robbie-They have street stock classes in the lower racing series around the country. Even on 1/2 mile tracks wrecking in these cars is dicey. On 1-1 1/2 super speedways stock uni-body type cars is a no go. Guys crashing at 1-1/2 mile tracks like Charlotte that end up with body parts strewn across the track like a head n helmet in the in field or an arm stuck in the turn two fence isn't too attractive to some spectators. Both things a just described has happened.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (IlL6s)

353 "Doom loop" is exactly right. But for the country not just the democrats. These are not only desperate but very sick and dangerous people.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (UAO/v)

354 Lol he thinks any of them got the vax.

The clot shot has really strict instructions on how to administer it. I suspect the solution to few of our elites and many normies dying from the clot shot is that if you just let the poison "defrost" for too long it becomes mostly inert. If you follow the instructions that's when you will injure/kill the victim it is given to.

So when Newsom got GBS from the shot he just had a serving that sat out for the nominally correct time frame. Likely the same for Hank Aaron.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (oZhjI)

355 344

"If I could find a guy that would stand there at the podium, while I was at home in my basement with a microphone........."

- - - - Barack Hussein Owebama
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Speaking of… whenever I see the recent images of Obama, it seems the guy is … drying up up before our very eyes, becoming raisin-like. What’s wrong with HIM?????

Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (PCK5/)

356 I suspect it's nothing more than a gay appeal to the gay audience, similar to that "I found a noose in my garage!!!" black dude and pretending a woman can compete at that level.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 08:06 AM (1DT6D)

The woman in the "minor" series got shitcanned last week.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 08, 2024 09:09 AM (CIS44)

357 > It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........
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Tucker interviewed him some time ago. He's not exactly what I expected.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)

358 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (aYD2Z)

Thank you StG! Yes… and their running out of time which I hope causes them some panic, thus resulting in a stupid move

There is part of me thinking: With all this apparent panic on their side, they must not be entirely confident in their cheating mechanisms

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 09:09 AM (2BAti)

359 Way back in the day, a guy named Karol Miller took a stock Ford, Y-block equipped from Texas and drove it to Bonneville, where he proceeded to kick everybody's ass.

He knew how to tune an engine himself. I like that angle of auto racing.
Posted by: Common Tater


Loosen distributor, turn distributor until the radio antenna quits vibrating, then tighten distributor.

Voila! Tuned vehicle. Redneck engineering 101.
Who needs a timing light?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 09:09 AM (PrOMo)

360 I just saw where a diesel engine hybrid tesla traveled 3500 or so miles on 76 gallons of gas.

I'm betting the emissions controls for that vehicle polluted much, MUCH more than real car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (1DT6D)

361
Speaking of… whenever I see the recent images of Obama, it seems the guy is … drying up up before our very eyes, becoming raisin-like. What’s wrong with HIM?????
Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (PCK5/)


Aids

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (IyPmt)

362 Obviously someone in the town wants the house as no other homes are valued at that level, or the story is bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Did you read the entire story?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Whoa!! Are we changing the rules around here?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 09:00 AM (WXNFJ)

Yeah, yeah, I know. The Moron Rule #1 is, just read the headline, then, race to the comments. Sorry. I'm only on my first cup of coffee.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (iODuv)

363 Speaking of… whenever I see the recent images of Obama, it seems the guy is … drying up up before our very eyes, becoming raisin-like. What’s wrong with HIM?????
Posted by: tubal

That AIDS thing sucks.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (WXNFJ)

364 Moron Robbie-They have street stock classes in the lower racing series around the country. Even on 1/2 mile tracks wrecking in these cars is dicey. On 1-1 1/2 super speedways stock uni-body type cars is a no go. Guys crashing at 1-1/2 mile tracks like Charlotte that end up with body parts strewn across the track like a head n helmet in the in field or an arm stuck in the turn two fence isn't too attractive to some spectators. Both things a just described has happened.
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:08 AM (IlL6s)



They know the risks. Who am I to stop them?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

365 Strangely enough, and I'm sure they really don't want people to know about this because of all the nutbars out there - Owning a cannon is not unlawful under federal law.

No exploding shells or artillery, but a standard cannon, that shoots cannon balls - perfectly legal. Your local jurisdiction may have something to say about it. His insistence on demonstrably false statements over and over, is sort of the hallmark of his career.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (gRkj7)

366 Moron Robbie-They have street stock classes in the lower racing series around the country. Even on 1/2 mile tracks wrecking in these cars is dicey. On 1-1 1/2 super speedways stock uni-body type cars is a no go. Guys crashing at 1-1/2 mile tracks like Charlotte that end up with body parts strewn across the track like a head n helmet in the in field or an arm stuck in the turn two fence isn't too attractive to some spectators. Both things a just described has happened.
Posted by: JROD

-

Yes please.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (1DT6D)

367 Speaking of… whenever I see the recent images of Obama, it seems the guy is … drying up up before our very eyes, becoming raisin-like. What’s wrong with HIM?????
Posted by: tubal


Probably the slims. After forty years of plugging assholes....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (PrOMo)

368 It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)


Catturd is awesome. Seriously. Up there with the Babylon Bee in greatness.

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:11 AM (RhGG0)

369 I bet people besides gays and women would start watching NASCAR again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:11 AM (1DT6D)

370
Narrator: You could, in fact, own a cannon.


Bring back letters of Marque...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:11 AM (oZhjI)

371 It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
~~~~~

Catturd is just a common-sense good ol' boy from the Florida panhandle. He's been interviewed by Tucker and has a couple of million followers on X, including Elon Musk. He admits he has no idea why his X account took off since he didn't even know how to use it when he started.

People like him because he's a down-to-earth conservative. Also, he has rescued numerous cats and dogs and chronicles they lives on his small ranch.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:12 AM (3ImbR)

372 a note on the reliability of weather forecasting - the projected track of Hurricane Beryl has changed 50 - 100 miles *every* *day* for the last week (at least). Truth is that they might as well have thrown darts at a map on the wall.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:12 AM (S6gqv)

373 I just saw where a diesel engine hybrid tesla traveled 3500 or so miles on 76 gallons of gas.

I'm betting the emissions controls for that vehicle polluted much, MUCH more than real car.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:10 AM (1DT6D)



Read an article YEARS ago about a dude that built a Hummer and coverted the big diesel engine to run on used cooking oil. It made 600+ HP and was getting almost 70 mpg. Depending on where you got the oil from, sometimes it would smell like chinese food sitting there idling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

374 It's very hard for me to take someone serious when they call themselves Catturd........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Catturd is awesome. Seriously. Up there with the Babylon Bee in greatness.
Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:11 AM (RhGG0)

Hey! I take Masterbaitin' Pete and Charlie Brown's Dildo seriously. Am I wrong?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (iODuv)

375 New research finds Earth's core slowed so significantly it reversed course, scientists not exactly sure of effects

I'm sure they will blame global warming

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

376 Bring back letters of Marque...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:11 AM


Could be an interesting new niche in the cruse market.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (ZANHd)

377 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR JULY 8.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Türksat 6A - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral Space Force Station - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 8
Launch Time: 5:20 p.m. EDT, 2120 UTC, 23:20 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/EoKYdf7HJx4
____________________
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-3 - SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 8 (PDT)
Launch Time: 7:46 p.m. PDT (02:46 UTC, 04:46 CEST - July 9)

https://www.youtube.com/live/6br6_Q6qjWU

Posted by: Ciampino - Space Update #01 at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (qfLjt)

378 Strangely enough, and I'm sure they really don't want people to know about this because of all the nutbars out there - Owning a cannon is not unlawful under federal law.

No exploding shells or artillery, but a standard cannon, that shoots cannon balls - perfectly legal. Your local jurisdiction may have something to say about it. His insistence on demonstrably false statements over and over, is sort of the hallmark of his career.
Posted by: Common Tater


There's cannon/black powder groups on Facebook.
I never realized how simple making black powder really was. It's time consuming and requires some detailed steps, but overall, pretty simple.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (PrOMo)

379 >>>This car didn't start out that way. They've built in some give but still not much. Bottom line, youre not going to keep a driver alive in a stock size street car. This is the reason cars stopped being "stock".
You have stock cars in GT and the Supercars in Australia but this is on road courses not walled in ovals with consistent high sustained speeds.
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 08:56 AM (IlL6s)
----------------------

Survival was part of the deal. It's the American way.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (4bYcn)

380 hahaha, apparently the hybrid Tesla guys are putting pre-emissions diesels into the trunk/hatch area of their golf carts:

https://tinyurl.com/28rmh6y7

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (1DT6D)

381 @366 Moron Robbie-LMAO.......yeah having said all that they still have figure 8 racing and yahoos racing school buses or vehicles pulling caravans. Maybe throw a few spectators running around out on the track dodging traffic. Death Race 2000

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (IlL6s)

382 Catturd is just a common-sense good ol' boy from the Florida panhandle. He's been interviewed by Tucker and has a couple of million followers on X, including Elon Musk. He admits he has no idea why his X account took off since he didn't even know how to use it when he started.

People like him because he's a down-to-earth conservative. Also, he has rescued numerous cats and dogs and chronicles they lives on his small ranch.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:12 AM (3ImbR)



Again, it's hard for me to take someone seriously when they call themselves Catturd. The fact remains......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

383 Apropos of nothing -- I've been seeing a car lately in my are with JWF (and some numbers) on the license plate. Reminded me of a nic around here -- "Jammie Wearing Fool". Haven't seen said nic in a while. Anyone know him/her?

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM (RhGG0)

384 Spent the weekend driving around the backwoods of VT/NH.

Trump signs EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM (oZhjI)

385 DC_Draino @DC_Draino Jul 5
You know those dumbass street takeovers?

Well starting this week in Florida, it’s now a felony to drive in one, your car gets impounded, and you lose your license for years

If you obstruct a cop or fire vehicle responding to one, it’s a felony

Even if you’re just a spectator, you get a fine

Watch as these street takeovers drop to almost zero

Florida showing the country how it’s done!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Jh5b+)

386 Truth is that they might as well have thrown darts at a map on the wall.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They're on to us!!
-- National Weather Service

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (WXNFJ)

387 Hey! I take Masterbaitin' Pete and Charlie Brown's Dildo seriously. Am I wrong?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (iODuv)


No love for Bea Arthur's Dick??

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (RhGG0)

388 Again, it's hard for me to take someone seriously when they call themselves Catturd. The fact remains......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM


I'm waiting for CBD to chime in here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (ZANHd)

389 just for fun, another account I love to follow is Three Year Letterman. Now some say he's just a troll - but if so, this is a classic Grandmaster Level performance, constantly. Sometimes he breaks character for a moment; he wrote some long deranged piece about he English Monarchy once, and some guy responded "I just don't have time to read all that" and he said "Very wise of you." He reminds me of some of the best old posters here at times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (S6gqv)

390 379 Survival was part of the deal. It's the American way.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (4bYcn)

Men are born to die.

If there's no chance of dying, there's no point.

Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (UnA8+)

391 368 Good morning, Doof

+ 1 for catturd. Dude is hilarious.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (Iy0lE)

392
Florida showing the country how it’s done!


I give FL's government a lot of credit but...if you asked even a Democrat 40 years ago how he would deal with people rioting in the streets the answer of "arrest them" would quickly come out of his mouth...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (oZhjI)

393 "The rank and file Dem voters don't care who ends up at the top of the ticket- it could be a floor lamp and they will still fall into line and vote FLOORLAMP/2024
Posted by: Don Blac"

Yep. Which I why I don't understand all the hand-wringing and couch-fainting about what a disaster it will be for the Dems if Biden is replaced. Nobody loves Biden (like Obama) The MSM will provide cover, Our Democracy must be saved and the lemming will do as told and show up in force to stop Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (GUOwU)

394 Any word on whether the Obamas have replaced their "chef" yet?

Posted by: Wagyu, Skrimps, Lobstuh My Specialty at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (V5BDR)

395 No powet at Gref Manor in Houston due to Beryl. Tropical Storm force winds for the past 5 hours, to contimue another 1-2 hours. I am high and dry and the roof serms OK. The experts and their models have been making bad path predictions the past 72 hours.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (G0Ghp)

396
I'm waiting for CBD to chime in here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (ZANHd)



But he represents the name so well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

397 @358 Linus, hadn't really thought about there confidence in their ability to cheat. The elite left is probably worried about it but the hardcore left will run head first into a woodchipper to try and get what they want. I do get the feeling that the elite left is starting to realize that they let loose the crazies and have no control over them. Fun times in the USA.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:17 AM (aYD2Z)

398 miguelifornia @miguelifornia 19h
😱 PANIC IN DETROIT 😱
"Michigan has slipped away" -- Michael Moore
#JoeBiden #Michigan
------
Due to "Arab" "Moslem" and young voters staying home IFHO.

[In Fathead's Humble Opinion]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:17 AM (Jh5b+)

399 Good morning, Doof

+ 1 for catturd. Dude is hilarious.
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (Iy0lE)


Howdy, Double C!

Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (RhGG0)

400 The experts and their models have been making bad path predictions the past 72 hours.
Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (G0Ghp)



WHAT!?!?!?!?!

The hells you say......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Breaking: Biden has sent a letter to congressional Dems saying he's staying in. Mucho mas popcorn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (aYD2Z)

402 Our Democracy must be saved and the lemming will do as told and show up in force to stop Trump.

Having the FNM tell us that keeping both the winner of the Republican primary AND the winner of the Democrat primary from running in the general election is necessary to save our sacred democracy will be hilarious though...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (oZhjI)

403 Due to "Arab" "Moslem" and young voters staying home IFHO.

[In Fathead's Humble Opinion]
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:17 AM (Jh5b+)

I'd say high prices and bad jobs

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (IyPmt)

404 Hold fast, Gref

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (/7KEl)

405 @364 Sponge-I am not saying to stop them. Yes everybody knows the risks. However having to stop a nationally televised race to clean up the bodies of drivers and/or spectators to continue a race isn't a good look. Just imagine how long the red flag race stoppage would be.

"The death was great but man that 4 hour red flag stop sucked ass!"

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (IlL6s)

406 I give FL's government a lot of credit but...if you asked even a Democrat 40 years ago how he would deal with people rioting in the streets the answer of "arrest them" would quickly come out of his mouth...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (oZhjI)

Mayor Richard Daley at the 68 dem convention knew what to do. Some skulls were knocked….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (2BAti)

407 Breaking: Biden has sent a letter to congressional Dems saying he's staying in. Mucho mas popcorn

If what the FNM has been saying for the last 4 years about Biden is true there is no reason to remove him.

The only reason to remove Biden is that the FNM has been lying the whole time.

A point to make to your LIV friends...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (oZhjI)

408 "The reason for the cancellation is unclear at present."

The fans were willing, but the shit was weak.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 09:20 AM (zdLoL)

409 401 Breaking: Biden has sent a letter to congressional Dems saying he's staying in. Mucho mas popcorn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (aYD2Z)


Dr. Jill really wants to stay

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2024 09:20 AM (IyPmt)

410 Sponge-I am not saying to stop them. Yes everybody knows the risks. However having to stop a nationally televised race to clean up the bodies of drivers and/or spectators to continue a race isn't a good look. Just imagine how long the red flag race stoppage would be.

"The death was great but man that 4 hour red flag stop sucked ass!"
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (IlL6s)



Ratings would tripple.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

411 *triple.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

412 > Breaking: Dr Jill Biden has sent a letter to congressional Dems saying she's staying in.

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 09:21 AM (/7KEl)

413 Dr. Jill really wants to stay

I'm not changing diapers at 73 because I like it you know

Posted by: Jill Biden at July 08, 2024 09:21 AM (oZhjI)

414 BREAKING: Hunter Biden will be staying in the race with Jill gallantly under the podium, blowing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

415
the projected track of Hurricane Beryl has changed 50 - 100 miles *every* *day* for the last week (at least).

_______

First it was northern Mexico
Then Brownsville
A couple of days later, Corpus Christi
Then Port O'Connor

We have taken essentially a direct hit here in Brazoria County. Even the on-shore track is not what was predicted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 09:22 AM (vOKoW)

416 First Wotld Problem: JoeJillHunter Biden.

Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:23 AM (G0Ghp)

417 410 Sponge-I am not saying to stop them. Yes everybody knows the risks. However having to stop a nationally televised race to clean up the bodies of drivers and/or spectators to continue a race isn't a good look. Just imagine how long the red flag race stoppage would be.

"The death was great but man that 4 hour red flag stop sucked ass!"
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:19 AM (IlL6s)


Ratings would tripple.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Death has happened multiple times (Greg Moore and Dan Wheldon being two more high-profile cases) in televised IndyCar races, and it didn't help the ratings any.

Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 09:23 AM (UnA8+)

418 Your Morning Smile:

Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_ Jul 7
RIP bro 😭

They tried but it went wrong 😆
Jul 7, 2024 · 10:39 AM UTC

https://tinyurl.com/ym42rtbu
11 seconds; guy caught 'looking at' great-looking woman

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:23 AM (Jh5b+)

419 Yep. Which I why I don't understand all the hand-wringing and couch-fainting about what a disaster it will be for the Dems if Biden is replaced. Nobody loves Biden (like Obama) The MSM will provide cover, Our Democracy must be saved and the lemming will do as told and show up in force to stop Trump.
Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (GUOwU)

It's because that description isn't true. The Dem Party is split into several warring factions; Biden's selection in 2020 was the only way to get them to unite. The Obama faction backed Biden, but doesn't like him now. The Clinton Machine faction, weakened but still strong with media and money, hates Biden but doesn't have a clear candidate; the West Coast faction wants either Kamala or Newsome, but is hated everywhere except the Left Coast; and the East Coast faction is split between a bunch of State level officials, like Wes Moore. And no one likes Whitmer anymore, not even in Michigan.

And the Dems would have to sort this all out and come up with an answer in just 7 weeks, when they haven't been able to do this for years and years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2024 09:23 AM (S6gqv)

420 Jill and Joe deserve each other. Both horrible people. Joe’s morals of an alley cat line at the debate was pure projection

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2024 09:23 AM (2BAti)

421 >>>Again, it's hard for me to take someone seriously when they call themselves Catturd. The fact remains......
~~~~~

I get it.

He explained how the name came about, but I don't recall those details (I think it's in the Tucker interview.) What I do remember is that when he started his X account it was more or less just for fun, but then for reasons even he can't explain, his account took off. He kept the name because thousands of people already recognized it.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (3ImbR)

422 1956 was such a deadly year in racing worldwide that Brock Yates later wrote a novel about it. The magnesium fire in the stands at LeMans caused several countries to outlaw racing forever, and the AAA in the US said, that's enough of that. This is how USAC was formed. A few of us here don't have much of a sense of history.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (zdLoL)

423 Chicago mayor or somebody already said "We got this", the police are much better trained than in '68, you understand.

We'll see, I guess. In those days it was understood that looters would be shot, there wasn't much controversy about it. Even Democrats understood this, if you can believe that. Arson (among the most heinous of crimes) was met with "shoot to kill" orders, and very publicly stated in news conferences of the time. If you had a molotov in your hand, you were fair game for taking a dirt nap.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (gRkj7)

424
The experts and their models have been making bad path predictions the past 72 hours.
Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (G0Ghp)

_________

When they said it was 3300 miles from Houston I knew it would hit us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (vOKoW)

425 One of the sweetest sounds to ever be heard is a big old overhead V8 working hard at full throttle. I owned a couple back when I was driving cop cars. They were a ton of fun being quick and handling really good for the size and body configuration. Plus if you did your homework finding one that wasn't clapped out was easy, the State Police or the Thruway Authority being the best choices.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (hKoQL)

426 Those pesky hurricanes…. just WON’T take orders from The Weather Channel!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 08, 2024 09:25 AM (PCK5/)

427 So, Hunter and Jill are running the country?

Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2024 09:26 AM (Oy/m2)

428 You know it's getting bad when the NOAA/NWS "forecasters" begin to say that the "models are not in agreement" or "confidence in the models is low."

I mean... they simply can't hide it anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2024 09:26 AM (Q4IgG)

429 I watched a Figure 8 schoolbus race on Youtube recently and one of the buses was hit broadside and knocked on it's side. Everyone was waiting for the driver to crawl out, but he wouldn't. The big forklift came out and righted the bus, driver continued and finished the race. That's dedication!

Posted by: Blue Bird, FTW! at July 08, 2024 09:27 AM (V5BDR)

430 They have noticed Trump has been silent for 10 days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2024 09:27 AM (evvc2)

431 So, Hunter and Jill are running the country?
Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2024 09:26 AM (Oy/m2)



Hunter has been attending classified meetings and Jill is speaking on Joe's behalf all over the place. It's not out of the realm of possibility.

Owebama needs his orders carried out by whomever will 'step up.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

432 If you had a molotov in your hand, you were fair game for taking a dirt nap.

There was a video from the Summer of Burning in '20 of some leftist idiot dropping a molotov on himself.

Unfortunately I believe the people around him put the fire out before he was hurt too badly.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:28 AM (oZhjI)

433 I keep hearing Biden and Harris talking about safe drinking water and lead pipes so I did a little digging to see what that was all about.

There's a big chunk of money available to the states to replace their exiting lead water service lines. So the EPA went out and asked people to ESTIMATE the number of LSL (lead service lines) each community had.

It seems that some of the estimates were possibly off by hundreds of millions of award dollars.

For instance, based on "estimates", 17% of the drinking water in Florida is delivered through lead pipes. This doesn't jive with other estimates that put it at 0.5%.

https://tinyurl.com/3wdawee4

Posted by: pawn at July 08, 2024 09:28 AM (QB+5g)

434 There was a video from the Summer of Burning in '20 of some leftist idiot dropping a molotov on himself.

Unfortunately I believe the people around him put the fire out before he was hurt too badly.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:28 AM (oZhjI)



BLaMtifa isn't known for their MENSA candidates......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

435 Death has happened multiple times (Greg Moore and Dan Wheldon being two more high-profile cases) in televised IndyCar races, and it didn't help the ratings any.
Posted by: XTC

-

There's a hint in there. Starts with an I.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:29 AM (1DT6D)

436 For instance, based on "estimates", 17% of the drinking water in Florida is delivered through lead pipes. This doesn't jive with other estimates that put it at 0.5%.

Someone will get paid for replacing 17%. And then replace the real .5%. And pocket the rest.

But remember the point of the federal government is just to loot the taxpayers. So it makes sense when you look at it from that perspective.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2024 09:30 AM (oZhjI)

437 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 08, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

438 Survival was part of the deal. It's the American way.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 09:13 AM (4bYcn)

Men are born to die.

If there's no chance of dying, there's no point.

--

(looks upthread to find my comment on NASCAR becoming gay in an attempt to appeal to a gay audience)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:30 AM (1DT6D)

439 The experts and their models have been making bad path predictions the past 72 hours.
Posted by: Gref at July 08, 2024 09:16 AM (G0Ghp)
~~~~~

Don't worry. Their predictions get better every hour. In fact, when the storm is about five minutes away, they have a nearly 100% accuracy rate!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 08, 2024 09:31 AM (3ImbR)

440 But remember the point of the federal government is just to loot the taxpayers. So it makes sense when you look at it from that perspective.

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This guy gets it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:31 AM (1DT6D)

441 art gallery is open
it's pretty bad

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 09:31 AM (/7KEl)

442 >>>Breaking: Biden has sent a letter to congressional Dems saying he's staying in. Mucho mas popcorn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2024 09:18 AM (aYD2Z)
*****
Thank you for posting that, it makes me very happy. Sow the wind; reap the whirlwind or something like that. I’m reminded of the scene from Saving Private Ryan when the flamethrower guy torches the German pill box and the American shouts “hold your fire, let em burn “. Let the
Dems burn.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2024 09:34 AM (qH9t2)

443 @417 XTC-still plenty of death in auto racing still. They've killed a few in Outlaw/winged dirt sprint cars just this year. Every other race these days is a memorial race of some sort for drivers that have been croaked on the track.

Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:35 AM (IlL6s)

444 441 art gallery is open
it's pretty bad

Posted by: Don Black at July 08, 2024 09:31 AM (/7KEl)


It's ... Ugh. I'm staying here until the Rant thread goes live.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 08, 2024 09:38 AM (O7YUW)

445 _________

When they said it was 3300 miles from Houston I knew it would hit us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2024 09:24 AM (vOKoW)
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Carla was going to Mexico until she turned due north.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2024 09:38 AM (lCWOD)

446 443 @417 XTC-still plenty of death in auto racing still. They've killed a few in Outlaw/winged dirt sprint cars just this year. Every other race these days is a memorial race of some sort for drivers that have been croaked on the track.
Posted by: JROD at July 08, 2024 09:35 AM (IlL6s)

I've been in the stands for a Winged 410 Sprint death.

Daryl Gohn.

Posted by: XTC at July 08, 2024 09:44 AM (UnA8+)

447 385 DC_Draino @DC_Draino Jul 5
You know those dumbass street takeovers?

Well starting this week in Florida, it’s now a felony to drive in one, your car gets impounded, and you lose your license for years

If you obstruct a cop or fire vehicle responding to one, it’s a felony

Even if you’re just a spectator, you get a fine

Watch as these street takeovers drop to almost zero

Florida showing the country how it’s done!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 08, 2024 09:14 AM (Jh5b+)
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Now do muzzies ass-up en masse, praying in a street and blocking everything.....
For an encore do an un-permited pro-Hamas rally .....

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #20 at July 08, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)

448 443 @417 XTC-still plenty of death in auto racing still. They've killed a few in Outlaw/winged dirt sprint cars just this year. Every other race these days is a memorial race of some sort for drivers that have been croaked on the track.
Posted by: JROD

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Yep. Fairly rabid fan base for real racing, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 08, 2024 09:48 AM (PvlNq)

449 29 I could be completely wrong here, but given how much value Democrats place on "inconvenient" life, I'd say Biden's hourglass is running out fast.
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They'll have to get through me first.

We accept your terms.

Posted by: Mike at July 08, 2024 09:53 AM (dILfZ)

450 Just wait until he 'wins'.
Recession, DOW down -5,000, Chyna invades Taiwan, more.

Posted by: Unkle Steve at July 08, 2024 09:55 AM (t9mSz)

451 The truth is that most, if not all, of these economists share the same faulty presuppositions regarding what is euphemistically called “monetary policy.” The difference between mainstream and MMT economists is usually one of degree, not of kind.

.. the Democrats wanted to spend large amounts of money, MMT gave them an excuse.

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)

452 No love for Bea Arthur's Dick??
Posted by: Doof at July 08, 2024 09:15 AM (RhGG0)

LOL! Haven't seen that nic in awhile.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 08, 2024 10:00 AM (iODuv)

453 "Florida showing the country how it’s done!"

We never really had any takeovers here because the cops would bust them up from the get go (like they are supposed to do). I don't know why the elites in Tallahassee think we need MORE LAWS.

Posted by: pawn at July 08, 2024 10:02 AM (QB+5g)

454 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Don't see how seemingly recent events are a big revelation regarding B's capabilities. It was his final shot at the presidency to which he inspired to since law school, and because he & his comrades have virtually no limits for political ambition & goals, the hollywood-like story was to present him on in a finely constructed stage in his cellar (imagine who had access to those documents!), well beyond when PDT was out campaigning to huge crowds being accused of creating supercarrier events.

And Decency was & continues to be the Democratic Socialists theme.

>23 Jan '21 - UK Guardian, 'Joe Biden's inner circle: meet the new president's close-knit team' Many of Biden’s new team have worked together before, and get on well – in sharp contrast to Trump’s ‘team of rivals’

At the core of the administration Joe Biden is building is a trusted circle of officials, who are bound together by many years of working together in a close-knit team in the Obama administration, by a shared faith, or, in some cases, by a tie with Biden’s late son, Beau.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 10:26 AM (NFX2v)

455 Blinken, Sullivan, Austin, Avril Haines, Harris, Klain, Kerry & Jill
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>Foreign Policy, Dec. '21, Report, Biden Taps Billionaire Campaign Donors for Ambassador Posts Progressive Democrats lambasted Trump over the practice

>WION also posted Gravitis video to playbook, Dec. '21 - Biden rewards billionaire donors with ambassador postings
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Including, but not limited to, all of FJB's labor pals who've helped him get a 'higher grade' in support (money) than even FDR; the (3) Emanuel brothers; Geo. Taylor & pals; the Oct '20 surprise group comprised of 51 former senior intelligence officials & the open letter stating that the release of the alleged Hunter Biden emails had "all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation;" the defense contractors, and so on, often from the 4 prior administrations.

>CBS SUNDAY MORNING, Oct 4, 2020, October Surprises: Revelations and roadblocks to victory

Instead of October surprise, we've been given a June surprise with plenty of time for the big 'show' of how they're working so hard for the best candidate to keep "democracy" intact.

No wonder Zelenskyy gets away with his BS, too.

Settle Israel/Hamas, elevate Harris.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 10:26 AM (NFX2v)

456 The American Greatness website is almost unreadable. What a mess.

Posted by: Spartan at July 08, 2024 10:33 AM (N+6Lg)

457 I'm guessing this new "reformist" president in Iran is just the west-facing guy to mollify dupes like Blinken. I bet Pezeshkian likes the Beatles too.

Posted by: PJU at July 08, 2024 10:58 AM (G1dq6)

458 Don't believe we've not being played even moar?

Semafor, July 7, 2024, Morgan Chalfant
POLITICS, ‘Blitz primary’ could open up Democratic race if Biden drops out'

In part, THE SCOOP
As the Democratic Party convulses over questions about President Joe Biden’s mental fitness, a pair of well-connected Democrats is offering an optimistic plan that would involve the president stepping down as the nominee and the party announcing a “blitz primary” process ahead of the August convention.

The proposal is the work of Rosa Brooks, a Georgetown University law professor who served in the Obama and Clinton administrations and as a volunteer policy adviser to the Biden campaign in 2020, and Ted Dintersmith, a venture capitalist and education philanthropist who has donated to various Democratic campaigns. They want Biden to flip the script on the current Washington narrative of a Democratic Party in chaos and for the party to see the current period as an opportunity for a reset. “In the midst of malaise and crisis, we can forge an uplifting path,” Dintersmith told Semafor."

That ^ nugget is playing far & wide, along w/Swift, Michelle O, Oprah & Colbert as possible moderators.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 08, 2024 11:12 AM (NFX2v)

459 mlaqWMJUsDeVPSC

Posted by: jkoLwvZfGxTbi at July 08, 2024 11:26 AM (TK42J)

460 “ I do not understand the machinations of the French electoral system, but it's open season on Jews for sure in France,”

Yes, by all means, the fate of the Jews in France is the big concern for the French

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 08, 2024 12:37 PM (LdnK1)

461 Shit progressives have hated the Constitution since old Abe put 50,000 people in prison without trial and killed thousands without trial. He also endorsed seccession when he created West Virginia, but hey lets rewrite history shall we.

Posted by: Jane at July 08, 2024 12:39 PM (bXvrr)

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