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Volcanos and Waterfalls Cafe

nakoofilmsphoto.jpg
Nagano, Japan
by Makoo_films on Instagram


The street deer of Japan.

Deer noshes on an apple tree.

Turtle is a little tough-guy.

Giant squid.

Mice are so dumb.

Bird has his own anti-theft system installed by God.

Seven Sisters waterfall in India.

The Seven Sisters in Norway.

The 72 waterfalls of the Lautenbrunnen Valley, Switzerland -- the inspiration for Tolkein's Rivendell -- looks at these other waterfalls and laughs.

Jumping off a cliff in the Lautenbrunnen Valley.

Some fillies with nice legs and firm rumps enjoying the ocean.

Ibex says that gravity is for losers.

So close, Duncanthrax.

Bird says that puppies have nothing on its head-tilt game.

What is this? The answer may surprise you.

Sandstorm in Egypt.

Neat -- Monaco's glass-windowed sea wall.



Husky is thisclose to human speech.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:25 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2024 07:26 PM (syKUf)

2 Whoa! That rarely happens

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2024 07:26 PM (syKUf)

3 Babylon Bee: Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2024 07:27 PM (xPl2J)

4 "Penguin leaps to safety as ice breaks"

He couldn't swim if he had to?

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 09, 2024 07:28 PM (CgbEA)

5 It’s Shark Week!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 07:30 PM (u73oe)

6 Nice sidebar stealth edit, Chief

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2024 07:30 PM (BAEGB)

7 "head-tilt game."

Bird is deciding where to strike. Wattle, or throat? One's soft and chewy, but the other is extra juicy.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 09, 2024 07:32 PM (CgbEA)

8 When things get really bad I will share some of my Yak butter and milk with some of you

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)

9 The mice are kinda cute. As long as they aren't in my house, that is

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2024 07:33 PM (syKUf)

10 When we visited Iceland we could see the geothermal power station from the Blue Lagoon. I understand both are now closed as they are too close to the new volcano.

The north shore of Iceland seemed quite stable with no volcanoes in sight.

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 07:33 PM (unUNN)

11 "Who would you love to explore Iceland with?"

I would have said Bjork, but she stopped returning my calls ages ago, and now I don't know any other icepeople.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 09, 2024 07:33 PM (CgbEA)

12 You know who is the guardian of the kelp forest?

The sea otter!

The sea otter is the guardian of the kelp forest!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2024 07:33 PM (Si2lB)

13 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 5h
#WATCH: Seen at the Calgary Stampede yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/3au8mn4b
21 seconds; LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 07:34 PM (Jh5b+)

14 nurse, live ya but got any good recipes for kelp?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:35 PM (5MvGY)

15 Good grief, Japan? Really? TRex has been working overtime selling Japan as a vacation destination for next year - and now views this post as "a message"....

Posted by: Grateful at July 09, 2024 07:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

16 When things get really bad I will share some of my Yak butter and milk with some of you
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:32 PM (5MvGY)

This sentence is hotter than it should be, coming from you.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (lX8VI)

17 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

https://tinyurl.com/2br6kw7c

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)

18 We also had the privilege of flying in a helicopter over Kilauea volcano in 2014. All you could see were puffs of smoke but there were lava flows from side vents. A week after we got home Kilauea had a big eruption though we wouldn't have been able to fly over it even if we were there.

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (unUNN)

19 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.

Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (njExo)

20 Evening.

Why is Iceland called Iceland?

It's hot so many active volcanoes shouldn't it be called SplodeyLavaLand?

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (e9nB5)

21 More political humour:

il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo 17h
QUESTIONS ARE GETTING INTENSE!!!🤣🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/z79jtvwp
20 seconds
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Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 18h
Trump posted this a few hours ago on Truth, not sure who made it, but I like their style

https://tinyurl.com/342xpbb4
1:29 minutes; Mueller testifying.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (Jh5b+)

22 Fire Island might be too on the nose.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (e9nB5)

23 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

24 That lightning bolt to the volcano was pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (CQ8KO)

25 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

https://tinyurl.com/2br6kw7c

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)

Hunter has an ointment for that, I'm sure he would share.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (BAEGB)

26 Sea otters are the snacks of the kelp forest. Also, the little fags hold hands so the snack are two for one.

Posted by: Great White Shark at July 09, 2024 07:37 PM (u73oe)

27 Why is Iceland called Iceland?

It's hot so many active volcanoes shouldn't it be called SplodeyLavaLand?
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (e9nB5)

It's called "Island" which is Icelandic for "Island".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2024 07:38 PM (BAEGB)

28 Did somebody mention yaks?

https://tinyurl.com/3t4smshy

Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

29 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him
--------

You know what else was "on fire"?

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI)

30 I assume the guy who jumped off the cliff died

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

31 'KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him'

Spontaneous combustion is a lesser-known Parkinson's symptom.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 09, 2024 07:40 PM (CgbEA)

32 So if the volcano that is roughly the same height as the observers is being struck by lightning...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 07:41 PM (K58To)

33 Puffins are another feature of Iceland, saw them in the wild on the north coast. They were so cute, you could sit on the cliff and watch them all day. Of course I took lots of pictures until it started raining.

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 07:41 PM (unUNN)

34 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

-------------

They all snuck up behind Biden and immolated him?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 07:41 PM (CQ8KO)

35 Typical.Husky link.
Broken.
Better move to a Big 10 server.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

36 gp, that is awesome funny
Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:42 PM (5MvGY)

37 You know what else was "on fire"?
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI)

The Reichstag?
The Hindenberg?
My cocaine?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2024 07:42 PM (BAEGB)

38 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

--------

Desperate bid for Buddhist monk vote deemed failure by pollsters.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:43 PM (guGkK)

39 On fire? Underbrush everywhere in California.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:43 PM (5MvGY)

40 So Biden barked out another speech.

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 07:44 PM (unUNN)

41 Past thread, but do you think that Antifa has a US IC component. They're certainly false ignorant and they seemed to cover for Joe Alcoff aka Chepe Martin real fast.

Posted by: enough BS at July 09, 2024 07:44 PM (2NXcZ)

42 How about some Gundam Wing nyah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNSOcPjL-Gw

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:45 PM (5hy2B)

43 The site of the 1998 Winter Olympics

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 07:45 PM (8sMut)

44 So close, Duncanthrax.

Where are the leopard seals when you need them? Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 07:45 PM (H+y4v)

45 Lightning volcano?

How does path of least resistance work again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:46 PM (5hy2B)

46 38 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

She learned from us well.

Posted by: Neues Deutschland at July 09, 2024 07:46 PM (8sMut)

47 Biden is "on fire"... rallying Democrats to vote for him. What a big boy. The goodest.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

48 Joey Bidet going full Airman S'mores?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:47 PM (5hy2B)

49 Poisonous weeds have grown among the fragrant flowers.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 09, 2024 07:47 PM (8sMut)

50
The wealthy aren't the only ones eyeing the exits in France. The Jews take their lives in their hands staying there. Or the UK.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 07:47 PM (KKnQx)

51 Really need an outworld colony or two

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:48 PM (5hy2B)

52 15 Good grief, Japan? Really? TRex has been working overtime selling Japan as a vacation destination for next year - and now views this post as "a message"....
Posted by: Grateful at July 09, 2024 07:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

It's easy when you're big in Japan.

Posted by: Alphaville at July 09, 2024 07:48 PM (8sMut)

53 I've got a lover back in Japan...

Posted by: Eurythmics at July 09, 2024 07:48 PM (8sMut)

54 I think the ash rubbing together in the plume is what causes the lighting. It builds up a heck of a charge that has to go somewhere.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

55 My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
My woman from Tokyo
She's so good to me

Posted by: Deep Purple at July 09, 2024 07:49 PM (8sMut)

56 >> The site of the 1998 Winter Olympics
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Wasn't that the year for figure skater Tara Lipinski? Or was that '02? My gosh that was 26 years ago!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 09, 2024 07:49 PM (syKUf)

57 Word from the WH is that Biden will be wearing his special Big Boy pants when he gives his Big Boy press conference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:50 PM (guGkK)

58 I sense a large dimwit harvest coming at that volcano.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2024 07:50 PM (xCA6C)

59 "Fuego Volcano "

Boy, they spent all of seven seconds coming up with that name.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id)

60 Hadrian do you get bad weather other day?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

61 18 We also had the privilege of flying in a helicopter over Kilauea volcano in 2014. All you could see were puffs of smoke but there were lava flows from side vents. A week after we got home Kilauea had a big eruption though we wouldn't have been able to fly over it even if we were there.
Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (unUNN)

Hawaii Volcanoes National Park is my favorite of all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 07:51 PM (8sMut)

62 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.
Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM


Don't forget grammar, punctuation, military science, feminine psychology, and applied first aid.

Sadly, no math.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 07:52 PM (H+y4v)

63 I think the ash rubbing together in the plume is what causes the lighting. It builds up a heck of a charge that has to go somewhere.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)


Who doesn't like a good ash rubbing?

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at July 09, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)

64 If you can visit Japan, do it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 07:52 PM (8sMut)

65 Also, dating tips.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

66 Leo Zamperini, participant of the 1936 Berlin Olympics, USAAF pilot, and POW of the Japanese, was one of the torch bearers for the 1998 Nagano Olympics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:53 PM (5hy2B)

67 "They" keep Joke pumped for 3 days to do NATO conference and then do another make or break press conference. Good luck.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:53 PM (5MvGY)

68 I watch a lot of horse and cow hoof repairs, makes me wonder how wild animals like them get along

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)

69 How about some Gundam Wing nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma


Is that the one in which the protagonists are terrorists?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2024 07:54 PM (IG4Id)

70 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him

"You will be. You WILL be"! -Yoda

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 07:54 PM (o3Uyl)

71 11 "Who would you love to explore Iceland with?"

I would have said Bjork, but she stopped returning my calls ages ago, and now I don't know any other icepeople.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at July 09, 2024 07:33 PM (CgbEA)

How about me and some friends? Of course, we'll have to be dodging Ivan all along the way, but it will be an experience you'll never forget.

Try and keep up, I'm a marathoner.

Posted by: 1st Lt Michael D. Edwards at July 09, 2024 07:54 PM (8sMut)

72 In the various Gundam universes you need to be more specific.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:55 PM (5hy2B)

73 Heads up, skipper!

Posted by: Sergeant Smith, USMC at July 09, 2024 07:55 PM (8sMut)

74 “KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him”

Someone lit a match too close to the seat of his trousers.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (0LtOR)

75 Joe needs to stay in the race, the Democrats Rigged it for him he deserves it. They knew what they had.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

76 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.
Posted by: Paco

Don't forget grammar, punctuation, military science, feminine psychology, and applied first aid.

Sadly, no math.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What?! Nothing about boobology?

It's like I don't even know you guys!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (WXNFJ)

77 Spain wins over France 2 to 1.

I don't care for soccer but the Spaniards had a bunch of good defensive plays in the second half, defending their lead.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (Jh5b+)

78 Is that the one in which the protagonists are terrorists?

-

Can we please have one thread that isn't a Star Wars thread?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (K58To)

79 When things get really bad I will share some of my Yak butter and milk with some of you
Posted by: Ben Had

Will Xueo be available?
Please tell me Xueo will be available, lie if you must!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (UWdXW)

80 My sense is that the party bosses and donors are giving Biden one last shot at repairing the damage from the debate. Thursday is it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (u73oe)

81 Don't forget grammar, punctuation, military science, feminine psychology, and applied first aid.

Sadly, no math.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And watch out for the Ackbar School of Anatomy.

Posted by: Kratwurst at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (fcDpY)

82 Edwards...

Some guys have the luck, Vidgis and a Navy Cross.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (5hy2B)

83 66 Leo Zamperini, participant of the 1936 Berlin Olympics, USAAF pilot, and POW of the Japanese, was one of the torch bearers for the 1998 Nagano Olympics.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:53 PM (5hy2B)

He sounds familiar.

Posted by: Laura Hillenbrand at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (8sMut)

84 Can we please have one thread that isn't a Star Wars thread?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (K58To)

The force is strong with you, Moron Robbie. But you are not a Jedi yet.

Posted by: Darth Vader at July 09, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)

85 Countdown to TXMOME starts next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 07:58 PM (5MvGY)

86 "Go talk to Laura, she knows my life better than me." - Leo

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:58 PM (5hy2B)

87 82 Edwards...

Some guys have the luck, Vidgis and a Navy Cross.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (5hy2B)

And if ANYONE takes the young lady from the Lieutenant's side, the Marice Corps will take it as a VERY serious matter!

Posted by: Anonymous Marine two-star general at July 09, 2024 07:59 PM (8sMut)

88 Hildebrand captured the spirit of two runners. Zampirini and Seabiscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)

89 I was driving home from a doctor's appointment when I saw a sign advertising transgender surgery on a telephone pole.

It said, "Junk Removal 1-800-..."

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 08:00 PM (elaR+)

90 "Can we please have one thread that isn't a Star Wars thread?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (K58To)

Your hash sounds like a droid name. K58TeeOh.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

91 88 Hildebrand captured the spirit of two runners. Zampirini and Seabiscuit.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:00 PM (5MvGY)

I AM NOT AN AVENUE IN SAN ANTONIO!!!

Posted by: Laura Hillenbrand at July 09, 2024 08:01 PM (8sMut)

92 57 Word from the WH is that Biden will be wearing his special Big Boy pants when he gives his Big Boy press conference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:50 PM (guGkK)

———

I bet someone like Obama said, “you’re a big boy, do a press conference.” Whoever it was, was probably needling him into it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 08:01 PM (gZ3KO)

93 Posted by: Darth Vader at July 09, 2024 07:57 PM (8sMut)

--

Dang at the hash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:01 PM (K58To)

94 Trump taking the stage at Doral.. Crowd is going gaga...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 08:01 PM (o3Uyl)

95 Ha. Beep boop beep.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:02 PM (K58To)

96 I never get a good hash. Like Anna's. Shy2B.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

97 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 8h
JUST IN - FAA orders inspections of 2,600 Boeing 737s over emergency oxygen mask failure — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:03 PM (Jh5b+)

98 Trump at Doral. Yeah but are there 100 people there?

Joke wants to know

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)

99 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 8h
JUST IN - FAA orders inspections of 2,600 Boeing 737s over emergency oxygen mask failure — Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck

I can't breathe

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 08:04 PM (elaR+)

100 why are space toughguys always "Amos"?
there's one in Dietz's "Galactic Bounty", Sten is an Amos, and then there's that guy in "The Expanse"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

101 I would like to see this Big Boy conference live but first it will be on his time and 2nd taped

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

102 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 8h
JUST IN - FAA orders inspections of 2,600 Boeing 737s over emergency oxygen mask failure — Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:03 PM (Jh5b+)


Slowly then all at once.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 09, 2024 08:05 PM (AiZBA)

103 Boeing is having a not so great couple of years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:05 PM (RUMEY)

104 I get BMWRT occasionally. That's definitely my favorite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:05 PM (K58To)

105 Last Gundam Universal Century movie Hathaway Bright Noa's kid, Hathway, was the leader of a terrorist organization.

Hathaway in Char's Counterattack was an immature teen who had become besotted by Quess Paraya and when she was killed, Hathway went nuts and killed Amuro Ray's girlfriend Chen.

The Gundam universes are so cheery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:05 PM (5hy2B)

106 I never get a good hash. Like Anna's. Shy2B.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:03 PM


Continuing the requested Star Wars sub-Thread content, using C++:

2(B) || ! 2(B) // there is no try-catch

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:06 PM (H+y4v)

107 Best hash ever was fkuu7 . Sorry. Forgot who got it

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:06 PM (5MvGY)

108 My hash has room if you want to come aboard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:06 PM (RUMEY)

109 Nobody takes my hash.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (8sMut)

110 Press conference will be at noon. Any reporter who cooperates gets a free coupon for the early bird special at Dennys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (u73oe)

111 If it's Boeing I'm not going.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (elaR+)

112 Nobody takes my hash.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (8sMut)

The admiral tries.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (UWdXW)

113 Best hash? Where?

Posted by: Cheech at July 09, 2024 08:08 PM (H+y4v)

114 FAA

That is a bit of an over-reaction. It has happened in the past that the masks become disconnected from their hoses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:08 PM (5hy2B)

115 isn't Pixy's hash "Blow1"?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

116 Boeing is the sound effect for things bouncing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:09 PM (K58To)

117 Star Wars is on. It's the one with the giant space bugle. I liked the cheesy original better.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

118 Mmmm...hash browns.

With sunny side eggs and ketchup!

Toast. Many slices.

Bacon. Much bacon.

Sliced tomato to top it off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:09 PM (RUMEY)

119 Commodore Decker, the cheese has slid off your cracker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:10 PM (5hy2B)

120
My sense is that the party bosses and donors are giving Biden one last shot at repairing the damage from the debate. Thursday is it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

==============

I haven't learned the details. Is the press conference going to be live? Will it include speakers other than Biden?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (I87yH)

121 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him
Posted by: Cicero


This is why you don't let AI compose your talking points. "On fire" is not a synonym for "burned out."

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

122 98 Trump at Doral. Yeah but are there 100 people there?

Joke wants to know
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:04 PM (5MvGY)

45,000

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (o3Uyl)

123
Nobody takes my hash.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:07 PM (8sMut)

==============

So you ate smut?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (I87yH)

124 Biden is President. He needs to write some EOs to protect him from the democrats trying to steal the election!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (RUMEY)

125 103 Boeing is having a not so great couple of years.
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Not all bad...

unusual_whales @unusual_whales · Jul 8
BREAKING: Boeing, $BA, agrees to plead guilty to criminal fraud conspiracy charge related to fatal 737 MAX crashes in 2018 and 2019, and agrees to pay $243.6 million fine

Sean Davis @seanmdav
They fined Donald Trump 2x more for accurately appraising the market value of his home than Boeing got fined for killing people.

RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9
For criminal fraud that directly led to the deaths of 346 people, multi-billion-dollar corporation Boeing will be fined one fifth of what Alex Jones was ordered to pay for say something he later retracted and apologised for.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:12 PM (Jh5b+)

126 77 Spain wins over France 2 to 1.

I don't care for soccer but the Spaniards had a bunch of good defensive plays in the second half, defending their lead.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (Jh5b+)

Yay!

Posted by: Queen Letizia at July 09, 2024 08:12 PM (8sMut)

127 Not seeing how the drone made it over the volcano, has to be well above temperature plastic can survive

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

128 Zampirini

Went to jr highschool with his son. Often wore his dad's USA blazer, very 30s wide lapel double breasted with stars and stripes buttons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 09, 2024 08:12 PM (dOjkx)

129 Mut was the Egyptian mother goddess. The wife of Amun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:12 PM (5hy2B)

130 115 yes

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

131 So you ate smut?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 09, 2024 08:11 PM (I87yH)

No but I deal with a lot of corn.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:13 PM (8sMut)

132 Joke is about to find out what having a Roman candle shoved up you ass feels like. He's on fire 🔥

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:14 PM (5MvGY)

133 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’ as Prominent Democrats Rally Behind Him
https://tinyurl.com/2br6kw7c
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)


Oh, Honey, they said "dumpster fire"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:14 PM (D7oie)

134 Joke is about to find out what having a Roman candle shoved up you ass feels like. He's on fire 🔥
Posted by: Ben Had

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LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:14 PM (K58To)

135 If Kamala was "on fire," would that be a cumpster fire?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (5hy2B)

136 KJP really is persistent. She loves that paycheck and will go down with the titanic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (RUMEY)

137 "So you ate smut?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office"

Isn't that where LSD was derived from?

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

138 isn't Pixy's hash "Blow1"?
Posted by: gKWVE


It is. He can cheat and set it to whatever he wants, though. It used to be (PiXy!)

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

139 They've gotta get rid of Joe. Trump is going to beat him into a pulp.

Posted by: Mo Howard at July 09, 2024 08:16 PM (LkLld)

140 Well, all packed. Morning flight to Seattle.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:16 PM (5p7BC)

141 I think the GOP should defend Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY)

142 No but I deal with a lot of corn.

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I don't have the slightest idea what this means and it still sounds repulsive in context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (K58To)

143 137 "So you ate smut?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office"

Isn't that where LSD was derived from?
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

Just do 33 trips. Voyage 34 will get you (h/t, Porcupine Tree).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (8sMut)

144 Pixy-misa is an erstwhile anime magical girl villain in the multi-verse that is Tenchi Muyo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (5hy2B)

145 Really need an outworld colony or two
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:48 PM (5hy2B)


It might be easier to have one than expected. Have you heard of the paper Evidence for Large Planetary Climate Altering Thermonuclear Explosions on Mars in the Past by John E. Brandenburg?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

146 Dave in Fla, Nurse is there. Maybe a mini MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (5MvGY)

147 140 Well, all packed. Morning flight to Seattle.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:16 PM (5p7BC


Don't feed the hippies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:17 PM (RUMEY)

148 nsider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW - Biden would serve full second term if elected: spokeswoman
US President Joe Biden is committed to serving a full second term if reelected in November, the White House said Tuesday, as the 81-year-old fights for...

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:18 PM (Jh5b+)

149 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.
Posted by: Paco

Don't forget grammar, punctuation, military science, feminine psychology, and applied first aid.

Sadly, no math.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

What?! Nothing about boobology?

It's like I don't even know you guys!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 07:56 PM (WXNFJ)

And some kick ass dating advice!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:18 PM (W/lyH)

150 That paper sounds about as smart as the boffins who wanted to use nuclear weapons to create artificial harbours and bays.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:19 PM (5hy2B)

151 US President Joe Biden is committed to serving a full second term if reelected in November, the White House said Tuesday, as the 81-year-old fights for...
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:18 PM (Jh5b+)

——————

And I’m committed to banging Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe)

152 "Morning flight to Seattle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla"

Personally, I'd rather have a root canal, but I hope you have a good trip there and back.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

153 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.
Posted by: Paco

Don't forget grammar, punctuation, military science, feminine psychology, and applied first aid. Sadly, no math.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


And creative writing. Even if you only read muldoon's limericks.

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

154 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’


No truth to the rumor spread among DC tourists that they could see stripper boots raised to towards the ceiling and someone screaming Oh Gawd! Over and over.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:21 PM (W/lyH)

155 Of all the injustice we have seen lately, including political prisoners in jail for 3 and a half years, I think Alex Jones $1.5B fine is the worst.

Those Sandy Hook families hate him more than the guy who killed their kids.

I pray that somehow this injustice will someday be overturned, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:21 PM (5p7BC)

156 Speaking of count downs... the spawn gets her learners permit next month... I will warn the TX morons when she's on the roads 😱

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at July 09, 2024 08:21 PM (eYe8N)

157 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW: Blind mystic Baba Vanga predicts end times starting in 2025

Often called the Nostradamus of the Balkans, she is believed to have predicted events like 9/11 and the war in Ukraine, according to The Sun. There is no official record of her predictions or their accuracy.

However, the latest of Vanga’s eerie predictions that have come to light is her claim that the end of the world will start in 2025, as reported by various sources.

Humanity won’t be wiped out until 5079, but the beginning of the apocalypse is said to begin in 2025, according to Vanga.

Though Baba Vanga passed away in 1996, her followers still anticipate the fulfillment of some of her predictions made before her death.

Some reports suggest that Vanga warned the world would end in 2023 due to nuclear bioweapons and a solar storm.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:21 PM (Jh5b+)

158
And I’m committed to banging Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe

Is she the one with the epic rack? This generations Anna Nicole Smith?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (RUMEY)

159 why are space toughguys always "Amos"?
there's one in Dietz's "Galactic Bounty", Sten is an Amos, and then there's that guy in "The Expanse"
Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)


It was supposed to be "Enos", but you know . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (D7oie)

160 "Morning flight to Seattle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla"

Personally, I'd rather have a root canal, but I hope you have a good trip there and back.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)


No that's only after arriving in Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (W/lyH)

161 >Evidence for Large Planetary Climate Altering Thermonuclear Explosions on Mars in the Past

Oh ffs, it's a real paper

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

162 Way past my bedtime
Hope everyone stays cool and has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (fwDg9)

163 fd - I'll be up in Blaine WA for the weekend, then a cruise to Alaska. I don't plan to see much more of Seattle than the airport.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:23 PM (5p7BC)

164 This is also the place to come for the most factual fact checked penguin facts.

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Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 08:23 PM (B4Z3y)

166 Apparently, the earth's core is reversing.

We're gonna need the Rock and Tom Cruise to fix this one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:23 PM (RUMEY)

167 Those Sandy Hook families hate him more than the guy who killed their kids.

Is this your first experience with people from Connecticut ? Or anyone from the DC / Philly / NYC / Boston area ?

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 09, 2024 08:24 PM (jH2Xi)

168 Baba Yanga, the Jewish calendar calls bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:24 PM (5MvGY)

169 And I’m committed to banging Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe

Is she the one with the epic rack? This generations Anna Nicole Smith?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (RUMEY)
***

For the last three years I've invited Paige Spiranic to be my date at the annual Geezer Golf BBQ and Beer Fest.
Crickets.
I remain hopeful.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

170 Gaylord stopped the oceans from rising.

That displaced motion had to go somewhere.

So to the core it go.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (5hy2B)

171 If Kamala was "on fire," would that be a cumpster fire?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:15 PM (5hy2B)


That's unfair, she probably washes well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (D7oie)

172 Biden would serve full second term if elected

PU'IN ONNA RITZ!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

173
Hadrian do you get bad weather other day?
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

___________

We were hit with the worst part of the storm. No power and lots of damage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (KKnQx)

174 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 11h
NEW: Malaysia arrests six ‘Ninja Turtle Gang’ members, seizes tortoises
Malaysian authorities have arrested six members of an international crime ring known as the "Ninja Turtle Gang" and seized about 200 smuggled tortoises

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (Jh5b+)

175 However, the latest of Vanga’s eerie predictions that have come to light is her claim that the end of the world will start in 2025, as reported by various sources.

Humanity won’t be wiped out until 5079, but the beginning of the apocalypse is said to begin in 2025, according to Vanga.


Hell of a spread.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (B4Z3y)

176 And I’m committed to banging Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe)

I want to see how well she can pull off wearing a pencil skirt.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (8sMut)

177 "fd - I'll be up in Blaine WA for the weekend, then a cruise to Alaska. "

That will be fun. Mrs fd would like to do that one day if we ever make that big round trip we talk about.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

178 Trump spoke Marco Rubio for VP pick in his FL rally..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 08:26 PM (o3Uyl)

179 They've gotta get rid of Joe. Trump is going to beat him into a pulp.
Posted by: Mo Howard at July 09, 2024 08:16 PM (LkLld)


I have heard it speculated that the hold-up is that Jill wants money for the Beau Biden Foundation, and lots more than the Clintons and the Obamas got for theirs.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

180 Sweeny is kinda a buttahface.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:27 PM (RUMEY)

181 Is she the one with the epic rack? This generations Anna Nicole Smith?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (RUMEY)

——————-

Yes, and she’s mine so back off, you clod kickin hillbillie.

Sorry, got a little carried away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:27 PM (u73oe)

182 163 fd - I'll be up in Blaine WA for the weekend, then a cruise to Alaska. I don't plan to see much more of Seattle than the airport.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:23 PM (5p7BC)

Be sure to check out Sitka.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:27 PM (8sMut)

183 you clod kickin hillbillie.


Damn. Someone got a promotion.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 08:28 PM (B4Z3y)

184 Is she the one with the epic rack? This generations Anna Nicole Smith?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (RUMEY)


No ... if you ignore what she says - like every man should from every girl her age - she's really pretty. Not cartoon out of proportion.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 09, 2024 08:28 PM (jH2Xi)

185 NEW: Malaysia arrests six ‘Ninja Turtle Gang’ members, seizes tortoises
Posted by: andycanuck


I thought there were only four Ninja Turtles?

Posted by: mikeski is 29, though at July 09, 2024 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

186 For the last three years I've invited Paige Spiranic to be my date at the annual Geezer Golf BBQ and Beer Fest.
Crickets.
I remain hopeful.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

——————

Did the restraining order expire?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:29 PM (u73oe)

187 161 >Evidence for Large Planetary Climate Altering Thermonuclear Explosions on Mars in the Past

Oh ffs, it's a real paper
Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

By us?

Posted by: International Physicists for the Prevention of Nuclear War at July 09, 2024 08:29 PM (8sMut)

188 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
JUST IN — President Trump challenges Joe Biden to an 18 hole golf match, spotting Joe Biden 10 strokes a side. If Joe Biden wins? President Trump pledges $1,000,000 to a charity of Joe Biden’s choice.
Video From Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅
5:23 PM · Jul 9, 2024

The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Trump: "I'm officially offering Joe the chance to redeem himself in front of the entire world ... Let's do another debate this week so that Sleepy Joe Biden can prove to everyone all over the world that he has what it takes to be President!"
Video
5:14 PM · Jul 9, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 09, 2024 08:29 PM (9aVck)

189 What is this? The answer may surprise you.

Dr Floyd : Can't you think of anything else you want for your birthday? Something very special?
Squirt - Floyd's Daughter : Yes.
Dr Floyd : What?
Squirt - Floyd's Daughter : A bush baby.
Dr Floyd : A bush baby! Well, we'll have to see about that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (/HDaX)

190 I am so glad I dumped my Boeing stock a few months ago. Bought it shortly after 9/11, so it was a good run.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

191 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (d2kuJ)

192 And I’m committed to banging Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I want to see how well she can pull off wearing a pencil skirt.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


What a coincidence! I want to see how well she can pull off a pencil skirt she's wearing!

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

193 Word from the WH is that Biden will be wearing his special Big Boy pants when he gives his Big Boy press conference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

His special Mutant Ninja Turtles underwear.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (oaGWv)

194 For the last three years I've invited Paige Spiranic to be my date at the annual Geezer Golf BBQ and Beer Fest.

Then you must be watching Martin Hall ... to watch Blair O'Neal.

And the chic and actually hit a ball a mile. I like her. And I hate her.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 09, 2024 08:32 PM (jH2Xi)

195 170 Gaylord stopped the oceans from rising.

That displaced motion had to go somewhere.

So to the core it go.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:25 PM (5hy2B)

He also made the sun rise and set.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:32 PM (8sMut)

196
'JUST IN — President Trump challenges Joe Biden to an 18 hole golf match,'

That's my President. Joe wouldn't dare.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

197 Did the restraining order expire?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:29 PM (u73oe)


Well crap.
Details.
Details.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:32 PM (W/lyH)

198 Missed the France thread.
Watching the surrender monkeys collapse is going to be epic. Their motor is stopping, and their locusts will strip them clean.

Pop the popcorn, and buy ammo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

199
What a coincidence! I want to see how well she can pull off a pencil skirt she's wearing!
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

You wouldn't want to help? : o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 08:33 PM (8sMut)

200 hahahaha, at the debate Joe claimed to be a professional-level golfer and Trump just happens to own golf courses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:33 PM (K58To)

201 Word from the WH is that Biden will be wearing his special Big Boy pants when he gives his Big Boy press conference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

His special Mutant Ninja Turtles underwear.
Posted by: Tuna


He has requested the Garanimals shirt with the rhino on it.

After the elephant one was vetoed for reasons he doesn't quite understand.

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

202 Hey! Here's a new book you could buy.

True Gretch
What I've Learned About Life, Leadership, and Everything in Between
By: Gretchen Whitmer
Narrated by: Gretchen Whitmer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (L/fGl)

203 Joe might challenge Trump to step out back and I think PDT would take him up on it.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

204 For A Few Dollars More started on TCM a half hour ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY8)

205 Lautenbrunnen Valley in Switzerland. Pictures don't do it justice. Endorsed.

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

206 19 You know, if I hang around Ace's place long enough, I ought to be able to pick up some college equivalency credits in etymology, zoology and geography.

Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2024 07:36 PM (njExo)
----
... and Math, don't forget Math.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Aritmetica e semplice at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

207 Hey Ben Had... I considered trying to meet up with Nurse, but afraid it will be a busy few days.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (5p7BC)

208 Apparently the Boss has the scampy vacation itinerary. Visiting Lauterbrunnen (staying in Murren). Also spending one night in Monaco. The Lauterbrunned Valley video was amazing.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (41CYW)

209 Joe Biden couldn't putt, let alone hit a driver off the tee box.

He hasn't done any exercise since falling off his bike four years ago

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:35 PM (RUMEY)

210 Ya know, I did math this weekend. I'm not banned yet.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:35 PM (5p7BC)

211 Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX
Biden's memory fails again.
Not once did he call me during Beryl.
He has my number & called me on Memorial Day after tornadoes hit Texas.
I've had daily calls with state & local officials during Beryl.
I spoke with FEMA Admin while on our trade mission but Biden never called.
4:43 PM · Jul 9, 2024

Dan Patrick
@DanPatrick
I am disappointed that President Biden is turning Hurricane Beryl into a political issue. We had a cordial call today that ended up with him granting my request for a major disaster declaration. But that’s not good enough for him. He is falsely accusing me that I was not reachable.
He obviously did not know his own employees from FEMA were side-by-side with me for 3 days! All he had to do was call them and have them hand their phone to me. I even took a photo with them!
Before we made an official ask, we needed to determine what our outstanding needs were. We were working on that with local officials as we traveled the impacted areas. As I was being briefed today, the president called.
To quote President Biden, this is a load of malarkey, and he’s shoveling it!
4:08 PM · Jul 9, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 09, 2024 08:35 PM (9aVck)

212 Nooe. A Fistful Of Dollars.

The other two will follow tonight.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

213 What a coincidence! I want to see how well she can pull off a pencil skirt she's wearing!
Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

You wouldn't want to help? : o )
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Prefer to just watch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 08:35 PM (B4Z3y)

214 210 Ya know, I did math this weekend. I'm not banned yet.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024

Just because you were lucky does not make you right!

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:36 PM (d2kuJ)

215 If you're looking up at a volcano you're too close.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 08:36 PM (FhXTo)

216 202 Hey! Here's a new book you could buy.

True Gretch
What I've Learned About Life, Leadership, and Everything in Between
By: Gretchen Whitmer
Narrated by: Gretchen Whitmer
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (L/fGl

Regular toilet paper is still cheaper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:36 PM (RUMEY)

217 Dave in Fla, maybe Texas in Oct will fit on your calendar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:37 PM (5MvGY)

218 208 Apparently the Boss has the scampy vacation itinerary. Visiting Lauterbrunnen (staying in Murren). Also spending one night in Monaco. The Lauterbrunned Valley video was amazing.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (41CYW)
***
When you return, tell everyone the mountains were tiny, waterfalls dry, cheese moldy, and the cows rude. Let's just keep it as our little secret.

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 08:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

219 Gretchen Whitmer’s voice makes me wish I was deaf.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 08:37 PM (u73oe)

220 As far as the French pissing themselves in the last election, well... Le Pen's party was basically socialist too. "Vote for a decent economy" was barely on the ballot.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

221 That paper sounds about as smart as the boffins who wanted to use nuclear weapons to create artificial harbours and bays.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:19 PM (5hy2B)


Oh, no, read the paper, it is speculating that the odd Martian ratios of Xe and Ne isotopes may be explained by Hydrogen fusion, and that the only other planet in the solar system similar to it is Earth, post development of the Hydrogen bomb.
He is speculating a date of possible bombardment at 500 million years ago, about the end of the Earth's Cambrian era.
It is wild, and mostly could be proven or disproven by landing on Mars.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (D7oie)

222 Heh, Piper, being right isn't exactly my strong suit

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (5p7BC)

223 Ugh. A woman calling herself "The Gretch."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (K58To)

224 Dear Lord Trump is on fire at his Doral CC. Letting it rip..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (o3Uyl)

225 It is wild, and mostly could be proven or disproven by landing on Mars.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 08:38 PM (D7oie)

Just wait until they find that monolith.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 09, 2024 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

226 222 Heh, Piper, being right isn't exactly my strong suit
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09,

It’s okay, me either.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:39 PM (d2kuJ)

227 NEW: Malaysia arrests six ‘Ninja Turtle Gang’ members, seizes tortoises
Posted by: andycanuck

I thought there were only four Ninja Turtles?
Posted by: mikeski is 29, though

Well, they don't like to talk about Peter Max and Andy Warhol.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 08:39 PM (L/fGl)

228 I keep trying to make that TxMoMe, and it keep conflicting with stuff.

I need to just say F'it at some point and go anyway.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:40 PM (5p7BC)

229 Go carry your golf bag, Joe. He can't think of competing without having to hobble competition by any means necessary.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QSrLX)

230 Duke, rumor has it Sydney secretly digs men with the confidence to be OnlyFans content creators, so you might want to reactivate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:40 PM (H+y4v)

231 Just wait until they find that monolith.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


First thing I'll do on Mars is build that monolith. Or is the word "erect"?

Posted by: Elon at July 09, 2024 08:41 PM (gKWVE)

232 Dave in Fla, may this be the year! Drinks and food are on me

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:41 PM (5MvGY)

233 208 Apparently the Boss has the scampy vacation itinerary. Visiting Lauterbrunnen (staying in Murren). Also spending one night in Monaco. The Lauterbrunned Valley video was amazing.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 08:34 PM (41CYW)
***
When you return, tell everyone the mountains were tiny, waterfalls dry, cheese moldy, and the cows rude. Let's just keep it as our little secret.
Posted by: TRex
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Y'all can't fool me. I still want to go. Horde field trip?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 08:41 PM (iZbyp)

234 Ugh. A woman calling herself "The Gretch."

Makes sense to me. I call most of them "The Bitch". Close enough rhyme for any good country song.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 09, 2024 08:41 PM (jH2Xi)

235 Cue the meme where the girl (shelving) is looking at the guy (the Horde) looking at the other girl (all of the other advice listed from this site)

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2024 08:41 PM (NMT5x)

236 I can see me just randomly rolling into Corsicana and asking a rando, "Hey, where is all the gunfire happening?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:42 PM (5p7BC)

237 27
It's called "Island" which is Icelandic for "Island".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2024 07:38 PM (BAEGB)
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See! We even get free language lessons here.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola at July 09, 2024 08:42 PM (qfLjt)

238 The Gretch sounds like some mythological Icelandic witch who grabs little children in the forest and boils them in a cauldron.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

239 by landing on Mars.

Don't defrost anybody.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2024 08:43 PM (FhXTo)

240 All the lovely videos posted from "Switzerland" are AI created. The place actually looks and smells like the stockyards in Omaha, circa 1948. Don't be fooled and don't save your francs to visit.

Posted by: World Traveler at July 09, 2024 08:43 PM (V5BDR)

241 Go carry your golf bag, Joe

--

I'd be satisfied watching him swing a driver.

I'd bet $500 right now he'd fall over at least twice in the first 9 holes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:43 PM (K58To)

242 The 6retch

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:44 PM (K58To)

243 Dave, just ask the CPD or Sherrif. They will point you in the right direction.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:44 PM (5MvGY)

244 191 Hey, Piper.

How’s my favorite Partially Pawnee Person?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV)

245 I can see me just randomly rolling into Corsicana and asking a rando, "Hey, where is all the gunfire happening?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Look for the big sign that says "MORONS"

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 08:45 PM (iZbyp)

246 76. What?! Nothing about boobology? - Tonypete

I think that's an elective in the zoology curriculum, taught by Joe Mannix, Not a Cop.

Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2024 08:46 PM (njExo)

247 I can see me just randomly rolling into Corsicana and asking a rando, "Hey, where is all the gunfire happening?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:42 PM


Corsicana rando: "This is Texas, son. You're gonna hafta be a little more specific."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:47 PM (H+y4v)

248 I wonder if Joetato could even get his feet far enough apart to address the ball properly? He'd probably fall just trying to get in position.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:47 PM (K58To)

249 76. What?! Nothing about boobology? - Tonypete

I think that's an elective in the zoology curriculum, taught by Joe Mannix, Not a Cop.
Posted by: Paco
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Course Number: 5318008

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 08:47 PM (41CYW)

250 238 The Gretch sounds like some mythological Icelandic witch who grabs little children in the forest and boils them in a cauldron.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2024 08

You’re a mean one, Mrs. Gretch
You really are a heel
You’re cuddly as a cactus, you’re charming as an eel, Mrs. Gretch
Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:48 PM (BgmlQ)

251 screaming in digital, that works.

Hordelore, a neighbor asked Rancherbob if he knew someone had hung a Moron sign on his fence

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:48 PM (5MvGY)

252
I just watched a show on that Xe-129 thing last night on the Science channel, something dubbed "NASA Unexplained Mysteries" or something like that.

I've read about it before.

Find some natural process that can explain it, and so far there has been none figured out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 09, 2024 08:48 PM (w6EFb)

253 Stretchin’ Gretchen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 08:49 PM (v6JzV)

254 I passed Boobology 101 pretty easy.

Struggled in 201. Just couldn't grasp the concept of letters for bra sizes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:49 PM (RUMEY)

255 What?! Nothing about boobology? - Tonypete

I think that's an elective in the zoology curriculum, taught by Joe Mannix, Not a Cop.
Posted by: Paco

Course Number: 5318008
Posted by: scampydog


The lecture is okay, but the lab is amazing.

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

256 244 191 Hey, Piper.

How’s my favorite Partially Pawnee Person?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July

Good, thank you! Hope you are as well?

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:49 PM (BgmlQ)

257 Are we going to get a post about "Project 2025"?

I mean, I know it's either a hoax, or (at least) the hysteria on the Left is way, way out of proportion.

I'd still love the details.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 09, 2024 08:51 PM (wuC9T)

258 Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
When is Trump going to do an unscripted press conference for an hour or two with members of mainstream media to answer their questions and show he understands issues and isn’t cognitively impaired? That hasn’t happened in four years.

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Ron, I think you're the one who needs tested for cognitive impairment. We could start with which finger am I holding up?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 08:52 PM (L/fGl)

259 45 Lightning volcano?

How does path of least resistance work again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:46 PM (5hy2B)
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The hot volcanic gases are ionized and thus conductive.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola del fuoco at July 09, 2024 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

260 256 I’m OK, thanks. Looking into interesting part-time jobs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

261 Trump is trolling bigly right now.

Mano a mano debate this week

18 holes any day

Posted by: Miklos smiles at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (XIkHl)

262 Struggled in 201. Just couldn't grasp the concept of letters for bra sizes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:49 PM


In days of yore, one could tell the cup size by the number of clasps on the back - 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D.

Sadly, this is no longer accurate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (H+y4v)

263 Mars has a liquid iron "outer" core with no solid inner core beneath it. (Hence why Mars got no magnetic field. Earth has inner and outer cores.)
Might be that the isotopes are caused by fission under the surface. Xenon as a gas could leak out.

Posted by: gKWVE isn't a scientist at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (gKWVE)

264 The hot volcanic gases are ionized and thus conductive.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'Islanda e un isola del fuoco at July 09, 2024 08:52 PM (qfLjt)
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There's a lot of static electricity in the ash cloud as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (3Fz6p)

265 I thought the ejects from the volcano creates dust particles that build up static electricity, thus attracting lightning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (RUMEY)

266 That hasn’t happened in four years.

--

Uh...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (K58To)

267
I can see me just randomly rolling into Corsicana and asking a rando, "Hey, where is all the gunfire happening?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:42 PM


just loiter in the HEB parking lot

some one will be along shortly

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (tljrc)

268 257 Are we going to get a post about "Project 2025"?

I mean, I know it's either a hoax, or (at least) the hysteria on the Left is way, way out of proportion.

I'd still love the details.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 09, 2024 08:51

It’s a heritage foundation wish list and no where near as diabolical as our brethren on the left want it to be. https://www.project2025.org/

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (BgmlQ)

269 Baron Trump had his political cherry busted, DJT introduced Baron along with the sons.... at the Doral rally

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (o3Uyl)

270
What is this? The answer may surprise you.

Dr Floyd : Can't you think of anything else you want for your birthday? Something very special?
Squirt - Floyd's Daughter : Yes.
Dr Floyd : What?
Squirt - Floyd's Daughter : A bush baby.
Dr Floyd : A bush baby! Well, we'll have to see about that.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


Dr. Floyd is on the space station calling his daughter via what we’d recognize today as Skype. He asks her what she wants for her birthday. Played by six-year old Vivian Kubrick, she replies on a video screen, “A Bush Baby.”

https://youtu.be/vWwo6JpMceg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (63Dwl)

271 In days of yore, one could tell the cup size by the number of clasps on the back - 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D.

Sadly, this is no longer accurate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:53 PM (H+y4v

The Kissing Bandit chick was like a F or a G

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:54 PM (RUMEY)

272 AltonJackson, you know us so well!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:54 PM (5MvGY)

273 I have a theory that Biden's biggest gaffe at the debate was claiming he has a 6 handicap.

Way too many people know what a load of crap that is.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 08:55 PM (5p7BC)

274 258
Ron, I think you're the one who needs tested for cognitive impairment. We could start with which finger am I holding up?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 09, 2024 08:52 PM (L/fGl)
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You can't fool me, that's not really a finger is it?

Posted by: H. Bithen

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, si aveva tolto i pantaloni at July 09, 2024 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

275 I have a theory that Biden's biggest gaffe at the debate was claiming he has a 6 handicap.

Way too many people know what a load of crap that is.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Shocking amount of people in the clubhouse of our local goat ranch/golf course talking about that after the debate.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2024 08:57 PM (41CYW)

276 The Kissing Bandit chick was like a F or a G
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:54 PM


I cracked the code in high school. None of those were in our data set, so I don't know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 08:57 PM (H+y4v)

277 Project 2025 is IIRC the Heritage Foundation's wishlist for a GOP platform. It's (1) not some alt-right manifesto and (2) not likely to be enacted in full. Although it's nice that someone took the time to write up a thousand pages of this stuff.
I assume Heritage gave the job to the semi-autistic intern just to shut him up for a few days.

Posted by: gKWVE isn't a political scientist either at July 09, 2024 08:58 PM (gKWVE)

278 I'll just leave this here for anyone who is interested:
I have a theory that Biden's biggest gaffe at the debate was claiming he has a 6 handicap.

Way too many people know what a load of crap that is.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

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Agreed. It's why I hope Trump keeps pushing the golf challenge for charity. And I'll just leave this here for anyone who is interested:


"The headline stat is that Tiger’s best year, handicap wise, was in 2008 when his handicap index would have been a ridiculous +9.4. "

https://tinyurl.com/2ympeeh7

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 08:58 PM (K58To)

279 Trump rally speech at Doral a WWE throw down Fo Sho LMAO

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:00 PM (o3Uyl)

280 Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
When is Trump going to do an unscripted press conference for an hour or two with members of mainstream media to answer their questions and show he understands issues and isn’t cognitively impaired? That hasn’t happened in four years.
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When is Joe????

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at July 09, 2024 09:00 PM (eYe8N)

281 223 Ugh. A woman calling herself "The Gretch."

Makes me want to retch.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 09:01 PM (3wi/L)

282 > I have a theory that Biden's biggest gaffe at the debate was claiming he has a 6 handicap.
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My theory is that he showed up.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 09:01 PM (Q4IgG)

283 anyway let's just relink this from a roundup I was reading this morning, calls itself "Morning Report" at some site called "Ace of Spades" -
thefederalist.com/2024/07/08/ i-read-the-project-2025-playbook-and-i-couldnt-find- a-single-white-christian-nationalist-policy/

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

284 ha ha Trump is a hoot... This turning into the FAFO! tour...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:02 PM (o3Uyl)

285 Scene at the DNC:

Ok, so anybody know what to do next?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 09:02 PM (u73oe)

286 LOL

Jayapal : I'm fully behind him as our nominee until he's not our nominee.

This meltdown is a sight to behold.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:02 PM (5p7BC)

287
The dew point here has been above 75F all damned day. It peaked at nearly 80F, 79.7F according to the unit (but the uncertainty in this is such that call it around 80F).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 09, 2024 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

288 Batky played a round of golf once every 8 days during his tenure.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 09:03 PM (5MvGY)

289 Ron Filipkowski Is a dipshit. He must know Trump hasn't been president for four years. And he routinely does 1 plus hour standing political rallies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:03 PM (RUMEY)

290 DU ain't very happy with American MSM:

"It wouldn't matter if a video of trump having sex with an underage girl surfaced.

The traitorous American media wouldn’t call for Trump to withdraw as the Republican candidate."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 09:03 PM (H+y4v)

291 Ok, so anybody know what to do next?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Go get 'er, Ray!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at July 09, 2024 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

292 Are we going to get a post about "Project 2025"?
I mean, I know it's either a hoax, or (at least) the hysteria on the Left is way, way out of proportion.
I'd still love the details.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 09, 2024 08:51 PM (wuC9T)


apparently it is long

https://tinyurl.com/2up6pc5c

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 09:04 PM (D7oie)

293 Ugh. A woman calling herself "The Gretch."
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Stop trying to make "Gretch" happen. It's not going to happen.

Posted by: Regina George at July 09, 2024 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

294 The Gretch?
Sounds like some kind of STD.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 09:04 PM (elaR+)

295 wow is Trump crying now at his rally YES He wiped a tear!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:04 PM (o3Uyl)

296 I figure that they’ve reconfigured bra sizes over the years. Breast inflation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 09, 2024 09:04 PM (v6JzV)

297 290 DU ain't very happy with American MSM:

"It wouldn't matter if a video of trump having sex with an underage girl surfaced.

The traitorous American media wouldn’t call for Trump to withdraw as the Republican candidate."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 09:03 PM (H+y4v

Huh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:05 PM (RUMEY)

298 It is probably catchier than Nudge by Sustein and Thaler

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 09:05 PM (D7oie)

299 DU ain't very happy with American MSM:

"It wouldn't matter if a video of trump having sex with an underage girl surfaced.

The traitorous American media wouldn’t call for Trump to withdraw as the Republican candidate."
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Get that person a straight jacket ASAP.
JFC.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 09:06 PM (elaR+)

300 DU ain't very happy with American MSM:

"It wouldn't matter if a video of trump having sex with an underage girl surfaced. The traitorous American media wouldn’t call for Trump to withdraw as the Republican candidate."
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Thankfully, Dad didn't videotape us in the shower.

Posted by: A. Biden at July 09, 2024 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

301 300!

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 09:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

302 Not that Georgia is in play this year, but good news for election integrity.

Two measures were approved by the Board of Elections. All precincts must do a hand count that matches the machine counts and they must publicly post a reconciliation report showing the number of voters matches the number of votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:06 PM (5p7BC)

303 Drat. Off one size.

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 09:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

304 KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’

Like a dumpster full of methane and oily rags.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 09, 2024 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

305 "It wouldn't matter if a video of trump having sex with an underage girl surfaced.


--

How about a diary entry from his daughter documented years of sexual abuse by adults in and out of her family at a young age that turned her into a sex maniac?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:07 PM (K58To)

306 How about a diary entry from his daughter documented years of sexual abuse by adults in and out of her family at a young age that turned her into a sex maniac?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:07 PM (K58To)

Smutty Russian Romance Novels!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:07 PM (RUMEY)

307 301 300!
Posted by: TRex

Drat. Off one size.
Posted by: TRex


Sorry. I have to time my showers carefully.

Posted by: A. Biden at July 09, 2024 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

308 I always thought it was interesting that she *knew* her molestation and abuse made her a sex pervert.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:08 PM (K58To)

309 How about a diary entry from his daughter documented years of sexual abuse by adults in and out of her family at a young age that turned her into a sex maniac?
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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That's easy. Toss the woman who found it in jail!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 09:09 PM (iZbyp)

310 Ron. Anytime the press asks him, you stupid motherfucker.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 09:09 PM (5MvGY)

311
KJP Declares Biden Is ‘On Fire’

Is he protesting against Israel?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2024 09:09 PM (63Dwl)

312 Breaking News

14,000 members of a Disney union at the California theme park will vote over the next 10 days on whether to strike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 09:10 PM (5hy2B)

313 Trump has a fre

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:10 PM (o3Uyl)

314 251 screaming in digital, that works.

Hordelore, a neighbor asked Rancherbob if he knew someone had hung a Moron sign on his fence
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:48 PM (5MvGY)

LOL

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (8sMut)

315 312 Breaking News

14,000 members of a Disney union at the California theme park will vote over the next 10 days on whether to strike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 09:10 PM (5hy2B)

Unions. Always willing to strike when the leverage is best.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (RUMEY)

316 Did someone shoot Gumby again?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (elaR+)

317 251 a neighbor asked Rancherbob if he knew someone had hung a Moron sign on his fence

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 08:48 PM (5MvGY)

***snort***

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

318 Trump has written a fresh message as he writes all his own speeches..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (o3Uyl)

319 Anyone know what an intellectual wigger is?

Because Biden just called the Secretary of NATO one.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:12 PM (5p7BC)

320 Ah, there's Gumby.
Must have ducked this time.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 09, 2024 09:12 PM (elaR+)

321 319 Anyone know what an intellectual wigger is?

Because Biden just called the Secretary of NATO one.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:12 PM (5p7BC)

Uh...someone get the racist grandpa off the stage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:13 PM (RUMEY)

322 He who hears He who listens Let it go forth throughout the land. Trump personally writes his speeches.

Go Fuck Yourselves unhumans!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:13 PM (o3Uyl)

323 I always thought it was interesting that she *knew* her molestation and abuse made her a sex pervert.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Suppose it's better than making her an abuser, unless...

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 09, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

324 Hunter and Jill, you have one job now, and that's not to allow the old man to gaffe himself off the ballot in July.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 09:16 PM (gKWVE)

325 14,000 members of a Disney union at the California theme park will vote over the next 10 days on whether to strike.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Do eet.
They don't have a hair on their ass if they don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 09:17 PM (B4Z3y)

326 Hang in there Joke. Don't deny me the pleasure of seeing curbstomped into ignominy

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 09:18 PM (5MvGY)

327 The absolute crazy that is the Democrate Party these days.

It is like watching a multicolored bus, loaded with people and additional people riding on the roof as the bus dips a tire on a dangerous, curvy, high mountainous road and pitches headlong off the road into a 2000 ft. canyon below.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 09, 2024 09:18 PM (TDvv2)

328 319 Anyone know what an intellectual wigger is?

Because Biden just called the Secretary of NATO one.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024

What Jill and Hunter needs is a great big hook.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 09:18 PM (BgmlQ)

329 Baron Trump had his political cherry busted, DJT introduced Baron along with the sons.... at the Doral rally
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!

Young Master Baron will very soon, if he has not learned it already, that some women will let him grab them by their *****.

Some facts are universal.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (WXNFJ)

330 Anyone know what an intellectual wigger is?

Because Biden just called the Secretary of NATO one.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Seriously? Welp, y'all almost got the "n" word.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (B4Z3y)

331 14,000 members of a Disney union at the California theme park will vote over the next 10 days on whether to strike.
Posted by: Anna Puma

What's on their list of grievances?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (ftFVW)

332 Anyone know what an intellectual wigger is?

Because Biden just called the Secretary of NATO one.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:12 PM (5p7BC)


Yo Yo Yo! It be like They Might Be Giants singing Justin Bieber songs

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

333 Looky heya reach out for me fo satisfaction

-Donald Trump

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (o3Uyl)

334 Who the heck is this Gumby person?

Posted by: Jmel at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (bVhJi)

335 @3

>>Babylon Bee: Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

In the last two years, Obama's Chef was murdered on Obama's Estate and the account for The Clinton's was assassinated by the FBI, and the MSM and Republicans said, no big whoop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (XV/Pl)

336 188 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
JUST IN — President Trump challenges Joe Biden to an 18 hole golf match, spotting Joe Biden 10 strokes a side. If Joe Biden wins? President Trump pledges $1,000,000 to a charity of Joe Biden’s choice.
Video From Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅
5:23 PM · Jul 9, 2024

The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Trump: "I'm officially offering Joe the chance to redeem himself in front of the entire world ... Let's do another debate this week so that Sleepy Joe Biden can prove to everyone all over the world that he has what it takes to be President!"
Video
5:14 PM · Jul 9, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 09, 2024 08:29 PM (9aVck)

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TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (CQ8KO)

337 Nightwatch: It is like watching a multicolored bus, loaded with people and additional people riding on the roof as the bus dips a tire on a dangerous, curvy, high mountainous road and pitches headlong off the road into a 2000 ft. canyon below.

You forgot the bit where the bus is being driven by professional clowns

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2024 09:21 PM (gKWVE)

338
Seriously? Welp, y'all almost got the "n" word.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2024 09:19 PM (B4Z3y)

I just need him to make it past July. Then he will be locked on the ballots in several key states and he's free to say whatever his brain comes up with.

Biden is a premier racist. I bet he drops an N bomb before it's over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:21 PM (RUMEY)

339 I always thought it was interesting that she *knew* her molestation and abuse made her a sex pervert.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Suppose it's better than making her an abuser, unless...
Posted by: She Hobbit

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Oh, I'm certain she was. She's a self-professed sex maniac from a young age, groomed into that lifestyle by adults. Taught that is what adults do to children. There's almost no way to avoid it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:22 PM (2InJJ)

340 You forgot the bit where the bus is being driven by professional clowns
Posted by: gKWVE

Amateur clowns seems more risky.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 09, 2024 09:22 PM (ftFVW)

341 Vintage Ringo Starr and the lads, from 1985:

https://youtu.be/iGcRYE9NbD0

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 09:23 PM (H+y4v)

342 (2InJJ)

--

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:23 PM (2InJJ)

343 Seriously? Welp, y'all almost got the "n" word.
Posted by: rickb223

I got a $50 with my brother that he lets it fly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (qZEuM)

344 Oh, and in case you missed it, Argentina withdrew its Interpol warrant against Justin Bieber in 2021, so he is not liable for arrest any more. At least for anything he did prior to 2021 in Argentina.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (D7oie)

345 245 I can see me just randomly rolling into Corsicana and asking a rando, "Hey, where is all the gunfire happening?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Look for the big sign that says "MORONS"
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 08:45 PM (iZbyp)

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Hey I'm in Corsicana right now. I'm here every two weeks, maybe I could make a meet up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (CQ8KO)

346 Lots of people saying Biden did okay with NATO speech, but he never took his eyes of the teleprompter.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (BgmlQ)

347
Unions. Always willing to strike when the leverage is best.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:11 PM (RUMEY)

Watch it, bud. Unions are truly great. They helped us to massive profitability and to rightfully taking our place among the largest airlines in the country!

Posted by: Eastern Airlines at July 09, 2024 09:26 PM (8sMut)

348 346 Lots of people saying Biden did okay with NATO speech, but he never took his eyes of the teleprompter.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (BgmlQ

Great Job, Joe! Keep it up, young man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:26 PM (RUMEY)

349 Biden is a premier racist. I bet he drops an N bomb before it's over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:21 PM (RUMEY)

If that happens, watch Leftists everywhere race to make excuses for him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 09:27 PM (8sMut)

350
Shitpants was trying to read "intellectual vigor" or "rigor", and it came out wigger. Turns outs that's a word in the community to mean a white person trying to act black.

According to the Daily Mail, he also started to read the stage directions again, starting to say "Ask the military aide...", but was drowned out by applause.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 09, 2024 09:29 PM (w6EFb)

351 So I guess the Democrat hope to win the election is Project 2025 now?

Have they got anything else?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:30 PM (5p7BC)

352 Contracts at Disney in California have expired or will by the time Disney and the union meets again on the 22d.

500 Disney employees have been disciplined recently for wearing a union badge of Mickey with a raised fist.

Might need more popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 09:30 PM (5hy2B)

353 In the early 60s we lived in Tanga, Tanzania for a couple of years. It's a port city on the Indian Ocean, just 5°S of the Equator. It is hot and humid. The house we rented had lots of trees and wildlife - monkeys, birds, and bush-babies. Very cute, large eyes (to better see you my dear). At night they become something else, running on the roof at all hours, screeching and generally being a nuisance.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono belli ma fanno troppo rumore at July 09, 2024 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

354 Biden is a premier racist. I bet he drops an N bomb before it's over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

If that happens, watch Leftists everywhere race to make excuses for him.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Right. It's just a symptom of his stutter you hater!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)

355 Meanwhile, Trump did 2 hours in the Miami heat.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:31 PM (5p7BC)

356 Lots of people saying Biden did okay with NATO speech, but he never took his eyes of the teleprompter.
Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 09:24 PM (BgmlQ)


Well alrighty then!
Lets get the 82nd on alert and throw in the 101st as well and be ready to get into those Russian guns.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 09:31 PM (W/lyH)

357 Have they got anything else?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 09, 2024 09:30 PM (5p7BC)


Ectopic pregnancies, apparently

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

358 Might need more popcorn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 09:30 PM (5hy2B)

Get some salt and vinegar or chili lime popcorn from the Canyon Popcorn Co. in Canyon, TX. Very tasty.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 09:32 PM (8sMut)

359 We're gonna need a daily PSA, a reminder to be cautious because:

Too Much Popcorn Will Stop You Up

Be Sure To Drink Plenty Of Fluids!

Posted by: JQ at July 09, 2024 09:33 PM (njWTi)

360 Biden is a premier racist. I bet he drops an N bomb before it's over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

If that happens, watch Leftists everywhere race to make excuses for him.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Right. It's just a symptom of his stutter you hater!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2024 09:31 PM (WXNFJ)
***

Well...tthh...thaaa...thaaasss....thats jus....just...bu...bu...bullshit!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 09:33 PM (W/lyH)

361 Biden is a premier racist. I bet he drops an N bomb before it's over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:21 PM (RUMEY)

If that happens, watch Leftists everywhere race to make excuses for him.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
---
He's just an aspiring rapper.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 09, 2024 09:34 PM (iZbyp)

362 >If that happens, watch Leftists everywhere race to make excuses for him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 09:27 PM (8sMut)

Sudden onset Tourrette syndrome. Common in octogenarians with a history of stuttering.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 09, 2024 09:34 PM (GTqXr)

363 188 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
JUST IN — President Trump challenges Joe Biden to an 18 hole golf match, spotting Joe Biden 10 strokes a side. If Joe Biden wins? President Trump pledges $1,000,000 to a charity of Joe Biden’s choice.
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You're on. Only my video crew allowed. I get a golf cart, a caddy, and a pocket full of golf balls. Score keeping will be done by my vote counters.

Posted by: Bring It On, Jack at July 09, 2024 09:34 PM (41CYW)

364 Rapper Joe Blow trying to connect with the youth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 09:35 PM (5hy2B)

365 It’s not the end of the world if the contract expires. A few things can happen, they continue to work under the terms and conditions of the old contract, but the employees can strike or the company can lockout without notice, the parties can agree to keep all terms and conditions to include the no strike / no lockout clause under an MOA for a specified time frame, or the union can strike or the company can lock out upon contract expiration. Even with a work stoppage, the parties will continue to meet and bargain in good faith.

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 09:35 PM (p4NUW)

366 Lightning volcano?

How does path of least resistance work again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 07:46 PM (5hy2B)

Volcanoes make their own lightning. That huge plume of ash is an open-air Van de Graaf generator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 09:38 PM (yLiuJ)

367 How about a diary entry from his daughter documented years of sexual abuse by adults in and out of her family at a young age that turned her into a sex maniac?
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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That's easy. Toss the woman who found it in jail!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Appointed to the Library Police

Posted by: Department of Miklos at July 09, 2024 09:38 PM (XIkHl)

368 351
'Have they got anything else?'

Claims that Trump is a rapist.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 09, 2024 09:39 PM (3wi/L)

369 From Wiki
Wigger or Wigga is a term for a white person of European ethnic origin who emulates the perceived mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture, particularly hip hop. The term is a portmanteau of white and nigger, or white nigger.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 09:40 PM (Q4IgG)

370 188 Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
JUST IN — President Trump challenges Joe Biden to an 18 hole golf match, spotting Joe Biden 10 strokes a side. If Joe Biden wins? President Trump pledges $1,000,000 to a charity of Joe Biden’s choice.
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You're on. Only my video crew allowed. I get a golf cart, a caddy, and a pocket full of golf balls. Score keeping will be done by my vote counters.
Posted by: Bring It On, Jack at July 09, 2024 09:34 PM (41CYW)
***

And Joe's caddie must be female, white, and be no older than 14..

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

371 Just keep Biden away from the moron toss.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2024 09:40 PM (oc1LF)

372 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos caught on video saying he doesn't think Biden can serve another 4 years after his interview.
Stephanopoulos was intercepted in midtown Manhattan in footage released by TMZ.

Reporter: "Do you think Biden should step down? You’ve talked to him more than anybody else has lately."
Stephanopoulos: "I don’t think he can serve four more years."
5:00 PM · Jul 9, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 09, 2024 09:41 PM (9aVck)

373 Penguins are very social !

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:41 PM (V13WU)

374 Volcanoes make their own lightning. That huge plume of ash is an open-air Van de Graaf generator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 09:38 PM (yLiuJ)

Note film footage of the Mt St Helens eruption where lightning is clearly visible.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 09, 2024 09:44 PM (8sMut)

375 373 Penguins are very social !
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:41 PM (V13WU)

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Not true. A sizable minority are on the Ass Burgers spectrum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (jdHxK)

376 I saw Intellectual Wigger open for Mötley Crüe at Glastonbury back in 2014...

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (V13WU)

377 And Joe's caddie must be female, white, and be no older than 14..


--

It can't be discussed, but the LPGA female pros pretty much all have male caddies. IIRC there's only one top 50 that uses a female, and it's a relative.

All the good ones have males.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (2InJJ)

378 I would post the link to Chinese Bamboo Builder Chicks who live in the bamboo forest but Im not sure you can handle it..

Beautiful Chinese independence. Seriously OFF the grid.
https://tinyurl.com/mambsns9

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:46 PM (o3Uyl)

379 Radio said that Jill has been sitting in on policy meetings with Joe for 2 or 3 years. Not to help determine policy but to make Joe comfortable.
Handy?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2024 09:46 PM (oc1LF)

380 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie, intellectual wigger - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:46 PM (2InJJ)

381 MAGA_KEN, email at the address in the left side bar and I will buy you lunch or dinner.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 09:46 PM (5MvGY)

382 Wigger or Wigga is a term for a white person of European ethnic origin who emulates the perceived mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture, particularly hip hop.
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Calling Sean king ....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2024 09:47 PM (PZo5T)

383 376 I saw Intellectual Wigger open for Mötley Crüe at Glastonbury back in 2014...

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (V13WU)
***
Did they have looks that kill?

Posted by: TRex at July 09, 2024 09:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

384 That paper sounds about as smart as the boffins who wanted to use nuclear weapons to create artificial harbours and bays.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2024 08:19 PM (5hy2B)

Point of order: if you use a nuclear device for civil engineering purposes, it's not a "weapon".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 09:48 PM (yLiuJ)

385 It can't be discussed, but the LPGA female pros pretty much all have male caddies. IIRC there's only one top 50 that uses a female, and it's a relative.

All the good ones have males.

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (2InJJ)
***

No surprise really. I caddied for a summer. Those friggin' bags are heavy and you'd better know the game and the greens.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 09:48 PM (W/lyH)

386 I think Jill, Hunter, their dogs.... anyone... has been making policy decisions. Not the "elected" asshole.

So maybe that should be a focus for our Republican party that purports to represent us.

I'll wait --------> over here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 09:49 PM (Q4IgG)

387 That galago looks like the product of some cat and squirrel doing....something.....forbidden.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2024 09:50 PM (LHPAg)

388 Eromero. I didn't get even 1/10 of an inch of rain

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2024 09:52 PM (5MvGY)

389 Sweeny is kinda a buttahface.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 08:27 PM (RUMEY)

She likes to play with cars and tools. I could make her a deal...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2024 09:52 PM (yLiuJ)

390 Volcanoes make their own lightning. That huge plume of ash is an open-air Van de Graaf generator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I saw Van der Graaf Generator open for.....

.....wait, that's an actual band. Carry on!

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2024 09:54 PM (DgGvY)

391 For the last three years I've invited Paige Spiranic to be my date at the annual Geezer Golf BBQ and Beer Fest.
Crickets.
I remain hopeful.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

Keep trying ! Don't lose hope ! Tell her about the early birdie special !

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:56 PM (V13WU)

392 You will know it's really on when all the Families go to the mattresses. And there's no telling how it turns out because they are all Fredos.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 09, 2024 09:56 PM (3/XaG)

393 Stuffynopolis was sent to plunge the knife in old Joe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 09, 2024 09:56 PM (RUMEY)

394 Been watching ytube about these ultra thin skyscrapers in Manhattan.

Such an awful idea.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 09:56 PM (fV+MH)

395 I saw Intellectual Wigger open for Mötley Crüe at Glastonbury back in 2014...

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:45 PM (V13WU)
***
Did they have looks that kill?
Posted by: TRex

It was Helter Skelter.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd at July 09, 2024 09:58 PM (qZEuM)

396 "Stuffynopolis was sent to plunge the knife in old Joe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA"

The political climate right now feels like late Rome.

Which is interesting times to live in I suppose.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 09:58 PM (fV+MH)

397 Fun fact: There's a building on the University of Alabama campus named after Van de Graaf, who was born in Alabama and associated with the University.

But the building is apparently named for his brother, who played football.

ROLL TIDE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - like Magic Johnson always said - Stay positive! at July 09, 2024 09:58 PM (XlZ2m)

398 > Been watching ytube about these ultra thin skyscrapers in Manhattan.
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Yea... about that.

Millennium Tower in San Francisco

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2024 09:59 PM (Q4IgG)

399 Besides these headlines everything is going swimmingly well!
Headl
ines:
– Joe Biden an Incoherent Rambling Mess at NATO Summit

-New York Times Admits Top White House Correspondent Uses “Translation Headsets” to Understand Biden When He’s Speaking Gibberish

-Biden’s $320 Million Floating Gaza Pier to be Dismantled After Operating For 21 Days

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 09, 2024 09:59 PM (o3Uyl)

400 Biden declines golf match with Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2024 09:59 PM (u73oe)

401 The political climate right now feels like late Rome.

Which is interesting times to live in I suppose.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 09:58 PM (fV+MH)

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Where have you gone, Cornelius Sulla
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo hoo hoo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 09, 2024 10:01 PM (jdHxK)

402 mood

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2024 10:01 PM (fV+MH)

403 My handicap is, of course, -14.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 09, 2024 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

404 ONT has ONT’d

Posted by: Piper at July 09, 2024 10:07 PM (pZEOD)

405 Penguins are very social !
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2024 09:41 PM


So are syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2024 10:08 PM (H+y4v)

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