Democrats Are Weighing Whether to Move Up the Convention Vote for the Presidential Nominee to July 21 -- To Short-Circuit Any Attempts to Replace Biden

They'd better hurry.

And Happy Wednesday Before the Fourth of July.

Happy Humpthird, everyone! Humpthird greetings to all! Let us all put up the Humpthird festoonery, and go out wassailing our Humpthird songs!

I do not think Biden will be able to hold off the storm for another eighteen days.

The Democratic National Committee is considering formally nominating Joe Biden as early as mid-July to ensure that the president is on November ballots, while helping to stamp out intra-party chatter of replacing him after last week's poor debate performance.
A potential date for Biden's nomination is July 21, when the Democratic convention's credentials committee meets virtually, according to people familiar with the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity. The panel is meeting to finalize procedures before the party's convention in Chicago starts on Aug. 19.
Democrats had already planned to nominate Biden, 81, before the convention in order to ensure he appears on the ballot in Ohio, which had an Aug. 7 deadline for candidates to be certified.
That deadline has since been moved back, but the plans to nominate the president early could serve another purpose: helping to quell talk of a potential replacement or an open convention following Biden's cataclysmic debate against Donald Trump. The president's lackluster showing last Thursday sparked calls from some prominent Democrats for him to suspend his campaign in favor of passing the torch to someone else.
In the days since the debate, Biden's allies have struck a defiant tone, angrily dismissing calls for the oldest president in US history to end his reelection campaign to make way for another contender. The incumbent president won about 99% of his party's pledged delegates during the 2024 primary contest.

This story, published on Monday, notes that July 21 comes ten days after the planned sentencing hearing for Trump's Fake Conviction in Manhattan. I guess the idea is that if Trump is sentenced to jail, Biden might be able to hang on to power.

Except... Alvin Bragg agreed to delay that sentencing hearing.

Is he one of the Democrats conspiring to get rid of Biden, too?

I don't see why he wouldn't like Biden -- Alvin Bragg obviously shares Biden's passion for ice cream.

And hamburgers. And fries. And fishandwiches. And Oreos. And breakfast tacos. And pumpkin pies. And cherry pies. And apple pies. And chicken pot pies. And Double-Stuffed Chalupas.

Epic video from @TheHoleTweet

😂😂😂

pic.twitter.com/IHToZCCiGa
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) July 2, 2024

This is true: Biden is seen as providing "centrist old-school cover" for all the left's vicious Marxist, pro-child-grooming and child mutilation, and pro-terrorist beliefs:

This is from @AndrewCMcCarthy in National Review today: https://t.co/Z7cHsGzgkE pic.twitter.com/ucTREAXTlu
— Brit Hume (@brithume) June 29, 2024

Biden gets credit for being "centrist" for one reason: Because he's casually racist and always has been. This is seen by the left as a desirable quality, at least in a Democrat, because that means he can reach out to other casual racists and sell them open borders and transgenderism for children.

They have always euphemized Biden's racism as "folksy" or "earthy."

It's a bizarre thought, but they believe that. They believe his casual old-school racism makes him a superior candidate who can bring non-progressives along for his hard-left agenda.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:06 PM

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1 I'll go get 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 03, 2024 02:05 PM (O7YUW)

2 do eeeet!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:06 PM (2UnvF)

3 Huzzah!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:06 PM (9mfKN)

4 Happy Humpthird, everyone! Humpthird greetings to all! Let us all put up the Humpthird festoonery, and go out wassailing our Humpthird songs!

Can we wear fezzes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

5 Biden keeps saying he's not dropping out.

The DNC keeps talking about ways to protect him.

But, anonymous sources say he's dead, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

6 I don't see why he wouldn't like Biden -- Alvin Bragg obviously shares Biden's passion for ice cream.

And hamburgers. And fries. And fishandwiches. And Oreos. And breakfast tacos. And pumpkin pies. And cherry pies. And apple pies. And chicken pot pies. And Double-Stuffed Chalupas.

Now I'm hungry

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM (IyPmt)

7 Howdy, what the good news of the day?

Posted by: ALH at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM (xJEPL)

8 Humpthird is from the Latin Humpalottapus which means the day before BBQ.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (LkLld)

9 Has anyone else seen the newest Biden campaign commercial where Biden asks if we saw his strong debate performance?

I, literally, just sat there for a good 20 seconds with my mouth hanging open. It was unbelievable.

Posted by: Orson at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (dIske)

10 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (9mfKN)

11 the downfall parody is a hoot

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (JgU01)

12 Nood convention?

Well ok...

Posted by: Joe Biden droping his depends at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (oZhjI)

13 I don't see why he wouldn't like Biden -- Alvin Bragg obviously shares Biden's passion for ice cream.

And hamburgers. And fries. And fishandwiches. And Oreos. And breakfast tacos. And pumpkin pies. And cherry pies. And apple pies. And chicken pot pies. And Double-Stuffed Chalupas.

Mmmm. This is why I joined the judiciary...

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (Dv/or)

14 I don't see Humpthird as a serious challenger to Festivus.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

15 Drop the chalupa!

Posted by: The TB Chihuahua at July 03, 2024 02:09 PM (8vpN6)

16 Sigourney Weaver was a much better pretend first lady than Dr. Jill.

Illegal Aliens!!!!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 03, 2024 02:09 PM (w9Wax)

17 Joe Biden, fFghting for America! From 10:00 to 4:00, Monday through Friday.l!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 03, 2024 02:09 PM (EfuUT)

18 10 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (9mfKN)

=======

The implication.

Or, the bills are already paid. It's a party. It's never meant anything since the start of the primary era. It's an effort at party unity. It's supposed to get polling bumps.

Lots of reasons, most tied with positive news coverage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

19 Can we wear fezzes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM

No! You may not appropriate our sacred, indigenous head gear!

Posted by: Moorish SovCits at July 03, 2024 02:10 PM (ZANHd)

20 Aluminum. Has a good strength to weight ratio.

Posted by: The Humpthird Pole at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (8vpN6)

21 biden is centrist because he still doesn't know the words to "the internationale"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

22 Personally I think biden is toast and will be forced to step down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (QNSds)

23 following Biden's cataclysmic debate against Donald Trump. The president's lackluster showing last Thursday

Does Bloomberg use AI to "write" this stuff?

If not, they should try it. "Cataclysmic" and "lackluster" to describe the same performance? Inigo would like them to know that at least one of those words doesn't mean what they think it means.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (DgGvY)

24 22 Personally I think biden is toast and will be forced to step down.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (QNSds)

======

Forced...how?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

25 The incumbent president won about 99% of his party's pledged delegates during the 2024 primary contest.

I remember some no-name Dem congressman beat Biden in NH...until later they found a bunch of votes for Biden.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (oZhjI)

26 They have no leverage over him.

Its one thing to push out a Senator, but the President?
What possible carrot/stick deal gets struck?

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (kRhM/)

27 One way or another the Democrat National Convention is going to be an absolute horror.

I can't wait.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (LkLld)

28 Bill O'Reilly says that Biden will drop out which means Biden is in for the duration.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (2UnvF)

29 Listen jack, when you grow up the son of a Jewish Puerto Rican truck driver in a black neighborhood full of orientals, you can say whatever you want about the amish

Posted by: Joey Shit for Brains at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (AR07F)

30 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (SHMXB)

31 What you are witnessing is a democrat civil war. One side saw weakness, and attacked like a shark going after its bleeding sibling.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (lTGtQ)

32 "Biden gets credit for being "centrist" for one reason: Because he's casually racist and always has been. This is seen by the left as a desirable quality, at least in a Democrat, because that means he can reach out to other casual racists and sell them open borders and transgenderism for children."

Oh, there's another reason, ace. That's because Republicans never challenged him on that. His colleagues in the Senate have known about his corruption for 50 years, and they never fielded a DE opponent who challenged him on it. Not once.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (3jmdA)

33 11 the downfall parody is a hoot
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (JgU01)

I laughed so hard

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (IyPmt)

34 10 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (9mfKN)

The hotel is already paid for.

Posted by: ALH at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (xJEPL)

35 Is it time for the Humpthird Airing Of Grievances?

Posted by: I got some real problems with some of you people! at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (8vpN6)

36 For Biden there is little upside personally to dropping out.

He knows they still have, as he put it, the best vote fraud machine in history.

And if he wins he can pardon Hunter at his leisure, keep enriching his family, and groping tweens as long as he wants. That stops if he drops out...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:13 PM (oZhjI)

37 Biden has 99% of the delegates. He's not going anywhere unless he want to and he doesn't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:13 PM (2UnvF)

38 This Biden campaign is turning into that Quiznos tree rat commercial.

The more you look, the more bizarre and gross it looks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:13 PM (vT7S2)

39 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

The hotel is already paid for.
Posted by: ALH

And the champagne ain't gonna drink itself.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:13 PM (DgGvY)

40 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?
Posted by: polynikes

Yes, which means at least in Ohio, I think Biden's name appears on the ballot regardless.

Not that the state was really in play.

States with Republican Govs should be changing ballot laws right now to lock Biden in.

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:13 PM (kRhM/)

41 Has biden sent out seal team six yet to visit ...?

Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (GXc4P)

42 Downfall clip is hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

43 Good old Andy NeverTrumper McCarthy. I love how he sets up a premise divorced from reality then proceeds from there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

44 Oh, there's another reason, ace. That's because Republicans never challenged him on that.

Back during Biden's first run, when the GOPe wasn't just controlled opposition, The National Review and Republicans in general made fun of him. No one took him seriously because he's a stupid corrupt clown.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (oZhjI)

45 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?

the pallets of bricks have already been delivered

Posted by: brak at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (AR07F)

46 Make smoke-filled rooms great again.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 03, 2024 02:15 PM (VuZH8)

47 Is it time for the Humpthird Airing Of Grievances?
Posted by: I got some real problems with some of you people!

I thought we already did that on CBD's Art Thread this morning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)

48 Before I started paying attention to politics, there was a lot less suspense in my life. It was kind of nice. Peaceful, even.

Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 02:15 PM (Sf2cq)

49 I do not think Biden will be able to hold off the storm for another eighteen days.

Storm of what, explosive diarrhea?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 02:15 PM (llON8)

50 dr jill: no

end of discussion, unless someone can guarantee her another country to leech off of

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 02:15 PM (CWTWj)

51 There's a job opening for 300k for 3 months of work, no experience necessary.

A food taster for Biden.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (xSnUm)

52 So Kamala shouldn't be measuring for the drapes just yet

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

53 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?
Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (SHMXB)

No, Ohio refused to provide a deadline exception, which they did previously.

The Democrats are dumbass godless commie fucktards for scheduling their convention so late, despite knowing Ohio's deadline.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

54 dr jill: no

end of discussion, unless someone can guarantee her another country to leech off of
Posted by: gnats local

Sorry, I'm already taken.
-- Zelenskyy

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

55 Joe-tato is all good...............

I hope he's the first loser come november.......

TRUMP 2024 !!!!

Posted by: zooomzooom at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (rfnUk)

56 biden at the debate said he'd created 15,000 jobs

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 02:16 PM (CWTWj)

57 ACE!

What the hell?

French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

https://is.gd/tVZE0t

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (d9fT1)

58 30 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?
Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (SHMXB)

========

I decided to actually look it up, because I've been saying on blind faith that OH didn't make the change, but I've got conflicting memories on it.

The legislature did pass something to fix it, but they tied it with an amendment that forbade foreign money in OH elections (Mark Elias is apparently fighting this), but I see nothing about DeWine signing it (he must have if Elias is fighting it). However, there's an Axios story from yesterday saying that the August 7th deadline is still in force.

I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

59 The interesting thing about all this - it isn't so much that Biden had a bad debate. Plenty of candidates have had bad debates. Its that people got to see that Biden was senile.

Trump did ok but he won just because he isn't senile.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (oZhjI)

60 dr jill: no

end of discussion, unless someone can guarantee her another country to leech off of

What if we agree to buy her a Bugatti? I'd chip in a buck for that.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (/y8xj)

61 No humping going on here, sad to say.

Posted by: i haz zero bitchez :( at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (mIzto)

62 biden at the debate said he'd created 15,000 jobs
Posted by: gnats local

The guy filling in for Bongino today played a clip from last year of Biden claiming that 100 people died from covid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (v6JzV)

63 Someone told Biden that the best way to prepare for the debate was a marathon binge-watch of The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (mlQIE)

64 Someone will pass Dr. Cruella De Jill an envelope containing pictures her family and a note that says "If you ever want to see them alive again..."

A she laughs so hard she leaks a little and says "Fuck em. I don't like them anyway."

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (VuZH8)

65 to hold off the storm for another eighteen days.

Not in his pants.

Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

66 Is he one of the Democrats conspiring to get rid of Biden, too?

===

In his mind Kamala >> Biden. So ... you people decide...

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (V13WU)

67 @18

>>Lots of reasons, most tied with positive news coverage.

I would imagine a political convention is a lot like a Mafia Wedding, where disparate factions and the families gather and parlay, trade and make deals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (XV/Pl)

68 >>> 5 Biden keeps saying he's not dropping out.

The DNC keeps talking about ways to protect him.

But, anonymous sources say he's dead, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

Are these anonymous sources named Kamala or Hillary by chance?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 02:18 PM (llON8)

69 TIL ice-cream is a constant for people caring for Alzheimer's patients, because they need the fat to keep gray matter.

Whoever decided that Joe holding a vanilla cone was a regular bit probably knows this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 02:19 PM (cf/0E)

70 Posted by: raimondo at July 03, 2024 02:14 PM (GXc4P

He tried but SeaWorld didn't know what he meant when he ordered it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:19 PM (SHMXB)

71 That's probably one of the better Downfall parodies I've seen...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:19 PM (7fElN)

72 I watched the video of the protesting French feminists.

So is there argument that if you vote for NR you'll have a hot topless wife cleaning your house? I mean...can I vote for the NR if I'm not a French citizen?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (oZhjI)

73 I figured there would move the vote to avoid the protesters and a 1968 redux

Posted by: SMOD at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

74 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?
Posted by: polynikes
=

I thought you mean did Biden get "virtually" earlier to comply, which he did.

The OH state law has been on the books for a while, but they granted exceptions every time when Conventions were held later.

Theyve never really enforced it

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (kRhM/)

75 French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

Their crazy fems are better looking than our crazy fems, I'll give 'em that.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (/y8xj)

76 Out of Joe's cold dead hands!

Which is probably being discussed....

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (jvJvP)

77 That RCP average just keeps ticking upward day after day. Don't quit now Joe!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (Y8lzz)

78 Dems are also attempting to shut down Left wing alternatives to the Dem party:

RFK Jr. denies eating a dog while sidestepping sexual assault allegations in Vanity Fair article. MSNBC is also reporting: RFK Jr.’s response to allegations of sexual assault: ‘I am who I am’. Kennedy called the Vanity Fair article “a lot of garbage” but acknowledged that his past included “many skeletons in my closet.”

RFK Jr is the perfect running mate for Trump. Only difference, Trump can commit crimes but not RFK Jr. Everyone out to destroy a decent Biden while avoiding talking about other people. Thanks MSM.

Man With Brain Worm Accused of Sexual Assault and Eating Dog. This is one of our competing presidential candidates, folks. The other one has been found guilty of 34 felonies and liable for sexual assault, defamation and fraud. But our guy is too old.

Mainstream media should be hammering this idiot, and also Trump and Epstein stories. All they care about is Biden is old.

He is a grotesque, nauseating individual. All of his supporters are just as disgusting as him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (Dv/or)

79 ACE!

What the hell?

French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

https://is.gd/tVZE0t
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM

I saw Sky News Australia mocking that. WTAF is wrong with these people?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (ZANHd)

80 Trump did ok but he won just because he isn't senile.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (oZhjI)

My favorite part was watching Trump listen so attentively to Biden's meandering malarkey.

Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (Sf2cq)

81 Bewbs early this time.

And French ones.

Je'approve

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

82 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVc1f7IOgs

the fez

Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (FhXTo)

83 57 ACE!

What the hell?

French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

https://is.gd/tVZE0t
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (d9fT1)

Their terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Moptop at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (DctLG)

84 Their crazy fems are better looking than our crazy fems, I'll give 'em that.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (/y8xj)

Hard to go wrong with skirts and heels…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN)

85 I'm just waiting to see how we mess this up. Trump has been remarkably quiet on the topic, which bodes well.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (rEmVK)

86 raimondo, why would Joe need Seal Team 6 when the FBI, ATF and illegals are already killing Americans?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

87 French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

So that's one of the exhibition sports in the Paris 2024 Olympics?

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (DgGvY)

88 Bannon watch:

Steve Bannon in third day of detoxing...
What the hell was I thinking?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (o3Uyl)

89 That's probably one of the better Downfall parodies I've seen...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:19 PM

There was another good one out right after the debate. You can't go too far wrong with a well done Downfall parody

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (ZANHd)

90 >>> 78
==
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (Dv/or)

Now recall RFK Jr.'s main - only? - heresy is being against the woofloo vaxx.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (llON8)

91 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

The hotel is already paid for.
Posted by: ALH

*Sobs

Posted by: Jacob Javits Center at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (w9Wax)

92 85 I'm just waiting to see how we mess this up. Trump has been remarkably quiet on the topic, which bodes well.
-----------------
Yep. He needs to keep working the working slaves of NYC by making them laugh and buying them some pizza. He is running against Bragg not Biden.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (n17eQ)

93 If the nomination happens before the convention, why even have the convention?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (9mfKN)

Democrat chicks, normally possessing a very staid demeanor, get absolutely freaky at conventions. If any of the guys there were straight it'd be a total sex fest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (IUd0M)

94 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?
Posted by: polynikes

I believe so. Mike DeWitt demanded it, IIRC

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (FxH7T)

95 Biden gets credit for being "centrist" for one reason: Because he's casually racist and always has been.
--
I mean.

How else do you explain that he the one preventing the First Black Woman from being president?

Not just in refusing to resign now, but also in that he broke his promise to only seek one term, thereby making her the nominee and favorite to win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (vT7S2)

96 They would be completely insane to fast track his nomination.

"The president is losing critical support in key battlegrounds, according to data from a premier Democratic firm, and putting previously noncompetitive states in play. Also, for the first time, he’s polling behind Kamala Harris."

And:

"Biden’s diminished standing is now putting previously noncompetitive states like New Hampshire, Virginia, and New Mexico in play for Donald Trump."

Sad!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)

97 *twiddling thumbs*

Posted by: SEAL Teams 1 through 5 at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (llON8)

98 Biden's favorite cheerleader-

Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

36m
LOVE THIS! President Biden just CONFIRMED that he’s staying in the race on a campaign call “Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can… I am running… no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.” LET’S GO! BIDEN 2024!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

99 He's still Andrew CuckCarthy, even if he has a point.

Posted by: Could be worse. Could be baseball crank. at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (mIzto)

100 Every Democrat office holder is a centrist...if you listen to the FNM.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (oZhjI)

101 I've been impressed with the discipline of the Trump campaign and Trump himself in staying quiet and letting Biden's problems dominate the news.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (2UnvF)

102 The Atlantic in 2020: Live, Joe, Live!
Me in 2024: Live, Joe! Live!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (cf/0E)

103 The left cares about one thing : power. The will run over, expel, denounce or attack anything that gets in their way. Biden is a wounded leader and the power hungry are pushing him out. The younger more insane leftist now a fighting for number one. Get them fighting each other will show independents that Trump is reasonable. Go for the internal fighting leftists.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (NMNWr)

104 Democrat chicks, normally possessing a very staid demeanor, get absolutely freaky at conventions. If any of the guys there were straight it'd be a total sex fest.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Well, a lotta Dem women ain't straight, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

105 96 They would be completely insane to fast track his nomination.

"The president is losing critical support in key battlegrounds, according to data from a premier Democratic firm, and putting previously noncompetitive states in play. Also, for the first time, he’s polling behind Kamala Harris."

And:

"Biden’s diminished standing is now putting previously noncompetitive states like New Hampshire, Virginia, and New Mexico in play for Donald Trump."

Sad!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:23 PM (i7Q7S)

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But less than an hour ago, both Biden and Harris were on a staff call where Biden said he was staying in the race.

Biden's the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (GBKbO)

106 Polymarket is now at 79% that Biden will not run.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (vT7S2)

107 You can't Hawk tuah your way to the presidency. Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (OiAR7)

108 107 You can't Hawk tuah your way to the presidency. Lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (OiAR7)

“But you can to the vice-presidency!”

~Kamala

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (9mfKN)

109 You can't Hawk tuah your way to the presidency. Lol

Says you.

Posted by: Kamala harris one heartbeat from the presidency at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (oZhjI)

110 "LOVE THIS! President Biden just CONFIRMED that he’s staying in the race on a campaign call"

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These people must hate themselves.

Remember how they though CONVICTED FELON!! was going to secure this?

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (i7Q7S)

111 And the champagne ain't gonna drink itself.
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And the high-priced hookers!

Posted by: The Watergate Hotel at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (Jh5b+)

112 So that's one of the exhibition sports in the Paris 2024 Olympics?
Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (DgGvY)

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Considering breakdancing is one this year, probably.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

113 Erickson (spit), but:

Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
·
3h
Democratic strategists I've talked to tell me two things. First, Democratic leaders now privately believe Biden really needs to get out of the race and second, Joe Biden will not get out of race. So they have to create conditions to convince him.

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This sounds right. Biden's not going anywhere. Everyone wants him gone. They can't convince him. They're trying to trick him to leave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

114 Horde mind...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (oZhjI)

115 normally possessing a very staid demeanor, get absolutely freaky at conventions.

*Scribbles furiously*

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

116 >>My favorite part was watching Trump listen so attentively to Biden's meandering malarkey.

I don't know what he just said, I don't think he does either ...

One of the all-time great debate comebacks. Funny and true.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (LkLld)

117 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

118 101 I've been impressed with the discipline of the Trump campaign and Trump himself in staying quiet and letting Biden's problems dominate the news.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (2UnvF)

First rule of warfare - when your enemy is busy committing suicide, stay out of his way.

Posted by: ALH at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (xJEPL)

119 We'll take care of this.

Ok, where did we put that pillow we used on scalia?

Posted by: deep state at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (tcO6V)

120 I know conventions are a big kumbya organization fest.

But having Biden already nominated and in essence the planks of the convention, is there anything to prevent the hamas wing of the party going absolutely batshit crazy violence?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (FxH7T)

121 Biden now fills the role Mario Cuomo used to fill on abortion: "While I, personally, am appalled by abortion..."

But now it's "While I personally wouldn't shoot Jews," or "While I personally wouldn't have my son's dick cut off"

Posted by: Wally at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (hqVaF)

122 normally possessing a very staid demeanor, get absolutely freaky at conventions.

*Scribbles furiously*
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (ufFY

M

That's their woke spring break.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (SHMXB)

123 I've been impressed with the discipline of the Trump campaign and Trump himself in staying quiet and letting Biden's problems dominate the news.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (2UnvF)

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Me too! Very un-Trumplike, but I'm glad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (DRSnL)

124 114 Horde mind...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (oZhjI)

*bumps fist*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (9mfKN)

125 Bill O'Reilly says that Biden will drop out which means Biden is in for the duration.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (2UnvF)

"SHORT SELL BIDEN!!!"

- - - - - Jim Cramer

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

126 But now it's "While I personally wouldn't shoot Jews," or "While I personally wouldn't have my son's dick cut off"

Based on the underage girls he's been putting it in that is actually a shame...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (oZhjI)

127 Wassail, wassail, all over the town
Our toast it is white and our ale it is brown
Our bowl is made of the good maple tree
With the wassailing bowl, we'll drink unto thee!

Too soon?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (3Fz6p)

128 >>> 119 We'll take care of this.

Ok, where did we put that pillow we used on scalia?

Posted by: deep state at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (tcO6V)

*ships cases of pillows*

Posted by: Mike Lindell at July 03, 2024 02:26 PM (llON8)

129 But I don't want to go to jail daddy!

Posted by: Hunter at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (Y8lzz)

130 Oh, there's another reason, ace. That's because Republicans never challenged him on that. His colleagues in the Senate have known about his corruption for 50 years, and they never fielded a DE opponent who challenged him on it. Not once.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM (3jmdA)

Everyone hoes their own row. If we started challenging Joe on his corruption, pretty soon they'd start challenging us on ours. Then where would we be? -- the "World's Greatest Deliberative Body"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (IUd0M)

131 So, no mean tweets?

Posted by: That's different than last time at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (8vpN6)

132 Bannon seems like a class one alcoholic. He needed an intervention. The guy broadcasts from his basement. That explains why he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Bannon prolly come out a new man.. shave and a haircut!
That's because he did!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (o3Uyl)

133 So they have to create conditions to convince him.

=======

This sounds right. Biden's not going anywhere. Everyone wants him gone. They can't convince him. They're trying to trick him to leave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM

So...they're going to bring Our American Cousin to Broadway?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (ZANHd)

134 The weekend is here

Hehe he, if they are doing that, he is gone.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (fwDg9)

135 Trump did ok but he won just because he isn't senile.
Posted by: 18-1

Yea, Trump gets like a C+, it was just Biden melting down that won him the debate.

Trump has never been good at debates. Just getting to smile and look friendly would go a long way.

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (kRhM/)

136 One of the all-time great debate comebacks. Funny and true.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (LkLld)

The best was:

Biden: "....we beat Medicare..."
Trump: " Yeah, he beat Medicare...into the ground..."

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (K+UlC)

137 Rodin’ with Biden while he still has a pulse!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (Hkcdp)

138 89 That's probably one of the better Downfall parodies I've seen...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I was in Kosovo working with a bunch of NATO troops when the downfall parodies really kicked of. It was funny watching the German troops react...they obviously understand the spoken language, and are reading fake English subtitles they have to double translate AND interpret through a current, US cultural lens.

Mind-blowing.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (Dv/or)

139 This just happened at the WH presser with KJP. The media is turning on Joe.

@EndWokeness
·
6m
Reporter 1: "We'd invite the President to come here and tell us directly…"

Reporter 2: "IF HE'S AWAKE"

Mic. Drop.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (LkLld)

140 Happy hump day all you humpers.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (iF0sF)

141 This sounds right. Biden's not going anywhere. Everyone wants him gone. They can't convince him. They're trying to trick him to leave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)
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Have they sent him on a snipe hunt for more pudding cups yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (7fElN)

142 Time for the Chicago cops to preserve disorder. It's only been 56 years.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

143 Wassail, wassail, all over the town
Our toast it is white and our ale it is brown
Our bowl is made of the good maple tree
With the wassailing bowl, we'll drink unto thee!

Too soon?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Does the Horde have a figgy pudding wench like it has a bacon wench?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

144 "They can't convince him. They're trying to trick him to leave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges"

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Yes. Just like I had to trick my children into doing what I wanted them to do when the were six years old.

Boy, Putin must be quaking in his boots, huh?

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (i7Q7S)

145 Polymarket is now at 79% that Biden will not run.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

"Polymarket" sounds more like a throuple dating site.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (DgGvY)

146 Can you imagine being Chairman Xi and watching Biden show the world he's senile?

I suspect that if China didn't assume they'll get Taiwan by subversion they'd already have started the invasion...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (oZhjI)

147 144 Yes. Just like I had to trick my children into doing what I wanted them to do when the were six years old.

Boy, Putin must be quaking in his boots, huh?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (i7Q7S)

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Putting an incompetent moron as your figurehead in an election environment where, I guess, the cheating can't quite cover it (doubt, but hope), seems like a bad idea.

You know what will fix that?

Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

148 Who's got a hate-boner for Bannon, and why is he talking to us?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 02:29 PM (cf/0E)

149 Please tell me someone is littering Joe Scarborough's Xcrement feed with his 'laying down some truth' about Biden.

Intern murderer is ALL IN on the BEST BIDEN EVER.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Rodin’ with Biden while he still has a pulse!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy

OK, but what about Gamera?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)

151
There are only two outcomes:

1) Biden stays on and the Democrats carry him.

2) Biden resigns the Presidency. Kamala steps up AND becomes the nominee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (1Nxff)

152 Does the Horde have a figgy pudding wench like it has a bacon wench?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)
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I would be all-in on that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (3Fz6p)

153 I feel like if Biden can hold on through this week, he stays.

What concerns me is if the polling looks extra bleak, he might see its over.

Republicans need start rigging polls and saying theyd vote for Biden.

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (kRhM/)

154 Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (iF0sF)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

155 It's going to take some time to get fake ballots from China with new names

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (fwDg9)

156 Rodin’ with Biden while he still has a pulse!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy

OK, but what about Gamera?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)
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I understand he's made of turtle meat.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (3Fz6p)

157 >>> 151
There are only two outcomes:

1) Biden stays on and the Democrats carry him.

2) Biden resigns the Presidency. Kamala steps up AND becomes the nominee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (1Nxff)

*throws bottle*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (llON8)

158
I think Option 2 is being negotiated right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (1Nxff)

159 Predicit dot org has Biden as nominee at 48¢, up 4, Harris as nominee at 35¢, down 2

Posted by: Someone unknown at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (rjJqk)

160
"Polymarket" sounds more like a throuple dating site.
Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:28 PM (DgGvY)

Mormon dating app.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

161 2) Biden resigns the Presidency. Kamala steps up AND becomes the nominee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I see zero chance he resigns, he'll just pull an LBJ and not run again.

Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (kRhM/)

162 Reporter 1: "We'd invite the President to come here and tell us directly…"

Reporter 2: "IF HE'S AWAKE"

Mic. Drop.

I'm assuming "Reporter 2" ISN'T Doocy or Ateba?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (/y8xj)

163 Time is on my side Mr. President...... I am the only " You know, the thing with a perfect record ............

Posted by: Grimm Reaper at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (/1UO6)

164 Jewells!!! *waves*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (llON8)

165 Harris parents were not naturalized citizens. Harris was an anchor baby. Noneligible to be Preezy

Unlike Obammy Harris background is out in the open for all to see..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (o3Uyl)

166 French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 02:17 PM (d9fT1)

I assume that there's some group of women somewhere who believe that topless anything "in protest" accomplishes something other than letting a bunch of people see your tits but they're idiots. At least these were reasonable looking.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (IUd0M)

167 The next time carolers show up at my door demanding figgy pudding, I swear to God shots will be fired.

Posted by: The fuck is a figgy pudding anyway? at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (mIzto)

168 This is just comical:

"Dr. Anthony Fauci defended President Joe Biden as "analytical" amid growing calls for him to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race over his debate performance against former President Donald Trump last week."

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (i7Q7S)

169 "Polymarket" sounds more like a throuple dating site.
Posted by: mikeski

Dude! You got a link?!?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (Dv/or)

170 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM

Ohio did not move anything. They said tough luck so the biden campaign will have a virtual early convention where they "deem" biden the nominee.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (QNSds)

171 Westu Ace O'Spades hal!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (3Fz6p)

172 >>I see zero chance he resigns, he'll just pull an LBJ and not run again.

I see zero chance the party supports in anything like a normal fashion.

If Joe is the candidate the focus will be on saving down ballot races. Joe can't win.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (LkLld)

173 I remember this whole deal as Biden being installed for 4 years to bridge to Kamala, then they made her border czar and she just blew it off and it's been downhill between those factions ever since.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (ggOdn)

174
Hitler vid, hilarious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (XeU6L)

175 Wassail, from the Viking period. Said to have originated when Chief Sven the Marauder got up early one morning to assemble his men for a journey of pillage and found everybody passed out drunk in the vicinity of several empty barrels of mead. He shouted, in an angry voice, "Vass se Hell!!!"

Some scholars dispute this.

Posted by: Paco at July 03, 2024 02:33 PM (njExo)

176 >>> 172
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If Joe is the candidate the focus will be on saving down ballot races. Joe can't win.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (LkLld)

The hell you say! He answered ALL the questions!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 03, 2024 02:33 PM (llON8)

177
I see zero chance he resigns, he'll just pull an LBJ and not run again.
Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (kRhM/)

_________

It will then be said that if he's too dotty to be the nominee, he's too dotty to be President. The wound won't heal for the Democrats if he stays in office.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:33 PM (1Nxff)

178 @EndWokeness
6m
Reporter 1: "We'd invite the President to come here and tell us directly…"
Reporter 2: "IF HE'S AWAKE"
--
That's it. That's the end.
I've been flabbergasted why no one has ever openly laughed or chuckled at all the regular BS, lies and exaggerations Joe tells.
There it is: The hole in the dam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (vT7S2)

179 48 Before I started paying attention to politics, there was a lot less suspense in my life. It was kind of nice. Peaceful, even.
Posted by: Emmie
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It is why a lot of people ignore it. Perilous for them but the entire messy sausage making of legislation, corrupt politicians, and the massive amount of money at stake means that the most predatory survive and thrive and the good ones have little to no actual power among elected officials.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (/0X3E)

180 Who besides me is confident the GOP will manage to screw this up and save Biden?

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (JwHpX)

181 Politco 12 minutes ago: Biden defiant in campaign call, vows to stay in the race.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (Y8lzz)

182 I assume that there's some group of women somewhere who believe that topless anything "in protest" accomplishes something other than letting a bunch of people see your tits but they're idiots. At least these were reasonable looking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (IUd0M)
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I remember the photo of Putin being protested by two Femen topless type. He gave them two thumbs up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (3Fz6p)

183 >>> 180 Who besides me is confident the GOP will manage to screw this up and save Biden?
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (JwHpX)

We need to protect our phony baloney jobs!

Posted by: GOPe at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (llON8)

184 For those over 29, remember how Clinton's resignation looked inevitable after he admitted lying under oath, sexually harassing an employee, and cheating on his wife right in the White House (OK, we all understood why he did that last part.). But he survived just by daring everyone else to do something. Dipshit Joe could do the same.

Posted by: Wally at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (hqVaF)

185 Hard to go wrong with skirts and heels…
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN)

I wager 10K quatloos that Ackbar could make you eat those words.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (IUd0M)

186 I agree with other commentors, that Downfall parody is one of the better ones I've seen.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (G0vdT)

187 179 It is why a lot of people ignore it. Perilous for them but the entire messy sausage making of legislation, corrupt politicians, and the massive amount of money at stake means that the most predatory survive and thrive and the good ones have little to no actual power among elected officials.
Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (/0X3E)

========

Being super cynical about it all has its own sense of calm.

I can't change anything. I just observe and laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

188
"Dr. Anthony Fauci defended President Joe Biden"

That's because Fauci would be in prison otherwise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (1Nxff)

189 Harris parents were not naturalized citizens. Harris was an anchor baby. Noneligible to be Preezy

Yea, but Harris be Jammin' in the name of the Lord......
Jammin.... Jammin.... It up your Ass if Elected..

Posted by: Bob Marley at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (1t11C)

190 148 Who's got a hate-boner for Bannon, and why is he talking to us?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 03, 2024 02:29 PM (cf/0E)

Lighten up there Francis!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (o3Uyl)

191 Seems to me it's the MSM heads and useful idiot employees that are pushing hardest for Biden to drop out. I don't know exactly what that points to. We have established the deep state intelligence/LE have a lot of MSM connections so that is one explanation.

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (SHMXB)

192 Hitler video is AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (hZc6Q)

193 Whoever owns and runs Deadline is really pushing Biden stepping aside.....

Go Joe! Give them hell! Til the bloody end!

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (jvJvP)

194 Who besides me is confident the GOP will manage to screw this up and save Biden?
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2024 02:34 PM (JwHpX)

How many of the states bent over backwards to make sure Biden would make their ballots, even with the DNC AFTER their drop dead date.

(Too soon?)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

195 "Dr. Anthony Fauci defended President Joe Biden as "analytical"

My exact works were "anal leak-able".

Posted by: Dr. Joseph M. Fauci at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (w9Wax)

196 Harris parents were not naturalized citizens. Harris was an anchor baby. Noneligible to be Preezy
Unlike Obammy Harris background is out in the open for all to see..
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!

The last line of the Twelfth Amendment:
But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

If she can't be president, she can't be the veep, either. So I think they've got a workaround for that already.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (DgGvY)

197 Is there a meta Downfall parody telling Hitler that he will become a meme in the future? Seems like there has to be one out there somewhere.

Posted by: Mein Fuhrer...multiple parodies will be made at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (mIzto)

198 170 Did Ohio move the date specifically because of the Biden issue?

Posted by: polynikes at July 03, 2024 02:12 PM

Ohio did not move anything. They said tough luck so the biden campaign will have a virtual early convention where they "deem" biden the nominee.
Posted by: Mister Scott

State GOP legislature offered to move it but attached the requirement to the bill that banned foreign contributions to state ballot initiatives. The Dems balked. Supposedly Wyss, a Swiss asshole has been financing a lot of these abortion and trans initiatives.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (/0X3E)

199 Harris parents were not naturalized citizens. Harris was an anchor baby. Noneligible to be Preezy

Owebama threw that rule out the window.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

200 By the way - the 25th Amendment does not save the Dems from Punchy being the President...it only means that the VP takes over while he recovers, if he ever does, from his infirmity...it does NOT mean that Harris, unelected to the job per the 17th Amendment, become President.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (K+UlC)

201 With feeble plesident, now exerent time to Pewr Herbah round eye yankee pig-ah dogs.

Posted by: Ghost of Hirohito at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (Ybyk2)

202 98 Biden's favorite cheerleader-

Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

36m
LOVE THIS! President Biden just CONFIRMED that he’s staying in the race on a campaign call “Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can… I am running… no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.” LET’S GO! BIDEN 2024!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

I think Trump must be paying Harry at this point...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (exHjb)

203 Mark the day: Andrew McCarthy finally says something that makes sense.

Posted by: Paco at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (njExo)

204 Now recall RFK Jr.'s main - only? - heresy is being against the woofloo vaxx.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 02:22 PM (llON

He also tried to get on the primary ballot against the Greatest President in Forever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (IUd0M)

205 185 Hard to go wrong with skirts and heels…**
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN)

I wager 10K quatloos that Ackbar could make you eat those words.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (IUd0M)

**Must be a woman by birth - no Frankenstein monsters.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (9mfKN)

206 All this caterwauling about how the Dems are stuck with Biden because of some arcane campaign finance rules, ballot laws, blah blah blah...like the Dems have ever followed the rules or the law.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (XMwZJ)

207 Nothing wins over the youth vote more than a demented octogenarian yelling malarkey every other sentence.

Just screams vim and vigor. 23 skidoo!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (OiAR7)

208 Hang in there Joe. Nothing says seething, corrupt, perverted old bastard like a seething, corrupt, perverted old bastard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:37 PM (pohLc)

209 198 Ohio did not move anything. They said tough luck so the biden campaign will have a virtual early convention where they "deem" biden the nominee.
Posted by: Mister Scott

State GOP legislature offered to move it but attached the requirement to the bill that banned foreign contributions to state ballot initiatives. The Dems balked. Supposedly Wyss, a Swiss asshole has been financing a lot of these abortion and trans initiatives.
Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM (/0X3E)

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I finally found an article saying that DeWine signed it:

https://shorturl.at/WzqAF

Mark Elias is also apparently trying to sue on the foreign donations part, so that's a good sign that it'll prevail. Dude's a loser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

210 That Axios post below has me aroused. Only thing missing is paper ballots. One day voting.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 02:37 PM (U8kCF)

211 The problem is all the money raised for Biden ONLY can be used by The Happy Hooker .....

If some else were to get the Nomination, that money could not be used....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:37 PM (1t11C)

212 Politco quote: Let me say this as straightforward as I can, I am running.... no one is pushing me out. I'm in this race to the end and we are going to win.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 02:38 PM (Y8lzz)

213 If Joe is the candidate the focus will be on saving down ballot races. Joe can't win.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:32 PM (LkLld)
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How many spineless (R)s are going to throw away their races so that the (D)s can take over the Senate and House?

This may be the Dems backup plan. Hamstring Trump not only administratively through the Deep State, but also via the legislative branch so that nothing gets done and it's "IMPEACH TRUMP" 24/7 from Congress. I'm sure there are enough weasels in Congress that can make this happen.

Then ride to the rescue to save "democracy" in 2028.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:38 PM (7fElN)

214
Chicago's West Loop used to be the safest area left; lots of high end apartments and dining spots. Now there are aggressive beggers in the streets.

Considered staying with family there during the convention for kicks, that not gonna happen now.

Will watch Jussie Smollett's keynote address on T.V., though.

Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

215 And Happy Wednesday Before the Fourth of July.

Today is the last day someone is going to have all 10 digits.

Afternoon all.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2024 02:38 PM (PrOMo)

216 Speaking of the WH ho, I heard some newsreader yesterday talking about the SC immunity decision and then broke into Kamala's blithering reaction, referring to her as a top prosecutor.

I thought maybe she meant top prostitute but no, she actually said top prosecutor.

Damn, these people are stupid and brainwashed. How do they survive?

Posted by: Ripley at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (GUOwU)

217 Nurse, I got some really good advice once: Don't worry about what you can't control. Prepping for it is a good idea, praying is even better, but every moment spent worried about something you have no control over is time lost and it just gives you indigestion.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (D7oie)

218 So they have to create conditions to convince him.

Unfortunately for them, he's senile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (IUd0M)

219 Just screams vim and vigor. 23 skidoo!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Ish kabibble!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV)

220 75 French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

Their crazy fems are better looking than our crazy fems, I'll give 'em that.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (/y8xj)
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That's a big part of why they did better in the 60s and 70s. They understood what sells to guys. No tats, natural hair. Boobs.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (1bNHn)

221 For those over 29, remember how Clinton's resignation looked inevitable after he admitted lying under oath, sexually harassing an employee, and cheating on his wife right in the White House (OK, we all understood why he did that last part.). But he survived just by daring everyone else to do something. Dipshit Joe could do the same.

Posted by: Wally at July 03, 2024 02:35 PM

Kind of a different situation here. We have a guy with rotten oatmeal for a brain that is getting progressively worse mentally with each passing day. I seriously doubt he makes it to November as a semi functioning adult as his dementia is progressing rapidly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (QNSds)

222 Mark the day: Andrew McCarthy finally says something that makes sense.
Posted by: Paco at July 03, if2024 02:36 PM

Worrisome. He said Mueller and Comey were A+ outstanding men.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (U8kCF)

223 If all of these idiot Cabinet Members say that Biden is the brightest bulb in the room at Staff Meetings......

Then what does that say about them and their mental capacity when someone with Stage 4 Dementia is Smarter ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (1t11C)

224
“Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can… I am running… no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.”

________

I'm not dead yet. Really, I'm feeling much better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (1Nxff)

225 205 185 Hard to go wrong with skirts and heels…**
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN

We need to experiment.

Let's get you three stiff drinks and bring in Triggleypuff in a skirt and heels!

Hard, but not impossible....

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 02:40 PM (jvJvP)

226 162 Reporter 1: "We'd invite the President to come here and tell us directly…"

Reporter 2: "IF HE'S AWAKE"

Mic. Drop.

I'm assuming "Reporter 2" ISN'T Doocy or Ateba?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (/y8xj)
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Oh jeesh. Snark in the WH press room. Love it.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 02:40 PM (G0vdT)

227
Just screams vim and vigor. 23 skidoo!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 03, 2024 02:36 PM (OiAR7

heh

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:40 PM (o3Uyl)

228 153 I feel like if Biden can hold on through this week, he stays.

What concerns me is if the polling looks extra bleak, he might see its over.

Republicans need start rigging polls and saying theyd vote for Biden.
Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:30 PM (kRhM/)

Or Trump needs to say that Biden doesn't have the guts to stay and try and beat him now. That'll seal the deal.

Oh, and HI JEWELLS!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 03, 2024 02:40 PM (AayhI)

229 problem is all the money raised for Biden ONLY can be used by The Happy Hooker .....

If some else were to get the Nomination, that money could not be used....

Um, they'll find a way

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (U8kCF)

230 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

Everyone needs to remember this. Democrats are not just going to give up power. They are in way too deep, and they know they are in massive legal trouble when Trump takes over again. This is an existential battle for many of them, which means that NOTHING is off the table for Democrats right now.

tinyurl.com/3drtcwrr

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

231 That's a big part of why they did better in the 60s and 70s. They understood what sells to guys. No tats, natural hair. Boobs.
Posted by: Eeyore

One of those French chicks actually looked like she had a tattoo, on her back.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)

232 Just saw this

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey Files Suit Against New York for Election Interference

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – Today, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey filed suit against the State of New York for violating Missourians’ First Amendment right to hear from a presidential candidate in the 2024 presidential election. Bailey’s lawsuit asserts that New York’s illicit prosecution, gag order, and sentencing of President Trump has undermined his ability to campaign for president. This overt meddling in a presidential election sabotages Missourians’ ability to hear from and cast a fully-informed vote for president mere months before the election.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (WcrBX)

233 132 Bannon seems like a class one alcoholic. He needed an intervention. The guy broadcasts from his basement. That explains why he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Bannon prolly come out a new man.. shave and a haircut!
That's because he did!
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (o3Uyl)

The return of BSG.

Posted by: Triumphant and Shit at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (DctLG)

234
Today is the last day someone is going to have all 10 digits.

Afternoon all.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2024 02:38 PM (PrOMo)

What does this mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Being super cynical about it all has its own sense of calm.

I can't change anything. I just observe and laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Politics is a collective action game. Individualism and purism in politics simply means that you will be acted upon by outside forces like a log in a stream. Engaging in political action at least gives you a raft with others to try to keep one out of the rapids.

On occasion, it works for a time and when it doesn't, you know you've tried.

Seen average voters take on the establishment and win and it happen at the local, state, and federal levels when people are engaged enough.

The dirty secret is Conservative Media TM and GOPe don't want you voting or participating in any way so they continually piss on you from a great height and employ scalawags (Native GOPers) and carpetbaggers (retread Dem rejects) to carry forth this project.

Occasionally you get a chance to see a tectonic shift in the political plates and you have a leader smart enough to bottle up the assholes for a time. Won't happen if a lot of people don't care about it.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (/0X3E)

236 Speaking of the WH ho, I heard some newsreader yesterday talking about the SC immunity decision and then broke into Kamala's blithering reaction, referring to her as a top prosecutor.
Posted by: Ripley

She was a prosecutor, but she was definitely a "bottom."

Posted by: W. Brown at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (DgGvY)

237 email yesterday from joe biden dot com: not hysterical at all:

The Supreme Court just granted Donald Trump sweeping immunity from prosecution

In other words: If he orders the Navy's Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political rival…he would have immunity.

If he organizes a military coup to hold onto power... he would have immunity.

If he takes a bribe in exchange for a pardon... he would have immunity.

Look, we hate to put these thoughts into your head but this is not hyperbole.

Trump is running a campaign of revenge and retribution, and the Supreme Court just gave him the green light he needs to carry out his plans if reelected.

If Trump wins again, he will be even more unhinged and dangerous because he knows the courts won't hold him back. We need your help to defeat him again in November and make sure that never happens.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (CWTWj)

238 220 75 French Feminists Protest Against National Rally Support… By Topless Mopping

Their crazy fems are better looking than our crazy fems, I'll give 'em that.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:20 PM (/y8xj)
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That's a big part of why they did better in the 60s and 70s. They understood what sells to guys. No tats, natural hair. Boobs.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 02:39 PM (1bNHn)

Who could possibly resist being persuaded by a bunch of screaming, half naked women with mops. Socrates wit tits.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (pohLc)

239 Politco 12 minutes ago: Biden defiant in campaign call, vows to stay in the race.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
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Annnd, there's the gun...and they're off!
Oh, wait...President Biden seems a little confused, but now he's starting to move. Uh, oh...he's going in the wrong direction.

Posted by: The thrill of victory at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (XeU6L)

240 132 Bannon seems like a class one alcoholic. He needed an intervention. The guy broadcasts from his basement. That explains why he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Bannon prolly come out a new man.. shave and a haircut!
That's because he did!
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!
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The message matters more than the messenger.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (/0X3E)

241 he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!

The late Christopher Hitchens has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

242 Sorry - I meant to say the 12th Amendment - Harris cannot be President under the 25th Amendment as it did not supersede the 12th - which it clear states that it does not. She only acts as such in his absence and does not assume the "elected" position...

He has to resign

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (K+UlC)

243 LOVE THIS! President Biden just CONFIRMED that he’s staying in the race on a campaign call “Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can… I am running… no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.” LET’S GO! BIDEN 2024!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

I didn't know til now how gay a tweet could be

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (U8kCF)

244
"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you. It doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. So your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (1Nxff)

245 Clinton was way more popular then than Joe has ever been.

He could brazen his way out of the scandals because 1) he could speak, 2) stand and walk, 3) chew bubble gum, 4) was personable and likable

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (vT7S2)

246 Harry Sisson seems like the kind of guy who puts on a condom when he masturbates. So he doesn't give himself an STD.

Posted by: SAFETY FIRST at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (DctLG)

247 Please tell me someone is littering Joe Scarborough's Xcrement feed with his 'laying down some truth' about Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

We're waiting for him to freak out so we can tell him to calm down. And, by we, I mean people with a X account who can be bothered with Scarborough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (IUd0M)

248 Drunk Republican has some advice for the Donks that they will not take.

https://is.gd/J2Rmjd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (wvN4i)

249 233 132 Bannon seems like a class one alcoholic. He needed an intervention. The guy broadcasts from his basement. That explains why he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Bannon prolly come out a new man.. shave and a haircut!
That's because he did!
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:27 PM (o3Uyl)

The return of BSG.
Posted by: Triumphant and Shit at July 03, 2024 02:41 PM (DctLG)

commenting as a recovered'/relapsed alcoholic..
What is BSG?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (o3Uyl)

250 245 Clinton was way more popular then than Joe has ever been.

He could brazen his way out of the scandals because 1) he could speak, 2) stand and walk, 3) chew bubble gum, 4) was personable and likable
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (vT7S2)

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They do both understand party loyalty, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

251 'Was this Trumps Ballsiest move ever?

https://tinyurl.com/5erusmyk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (a1415)

252 >>Occasionally you get a chance to see a tectonic shift in the political plates and you have a leader smart enough to bottle up the assholes for a time. Won't happen if a lot of people don't care about it.

We still have millions of illegals in this country and a significant number of them are likely terrorists. One attack and we could see an enormous wave toward Trump. And I think the odds we get an attack are pretty high.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (LkLld)

253 "I'm in this to win"

BRIBES
MORE BRIBES
JOE Ain't getting out, not till this Giant Thermometer-o-'campaign donations' reaches 350 Million in BRIBES

Posted by: bensdad00 at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (F/35S)

254
He could brazen his way out of the scandals because 1) he could speak, 2) stand and walk, 3) chew bubble gum, 4) was personable and likable
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:43 PM (vT7S2)

__________

5) He was an amoral, narcissistic sociopath.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (1Nxff)

255 the downfall parody is a hoot
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 02:08 PM (JgU01)

that one is golden. It is hard to balance the need to appear true to the images, and still make the point.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (D7oie)

256 LOVE THIS! President Biden just CONFIRMED that he’s staying in the race on a campaign call “Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can… I am running… no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.” LET’S GO! BIDEN 2024!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)
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Can we get Garland to release the audio.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

257 How exactly would nominated Sundowner early help if he doesn't make it to October?

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)

258 My Mother at Stage 4 Dementia had a short period of extreme alertness and normality for about two weeks before she passed. Biden may be close. Will he be Tits Up before the Convention or the Election? 5 months is an eternity in political time....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (1t11C)

259 Afternoon.

Skimming through Instapundit, all this chatter about Biden bailing...wouldn't that just guarantee a Trump victory? I mean we're not talking about an LBJ situation with the President bailing because he's losing the primary. Biden would be bailing because of, essentially, cowardice. Not cowardice because of his age, but cowardice for his inability to stand up to his own party. And if the party is willing to disgrace itself bullying an old man out of elected office, and I might add one they've claimed as being successful, doesn't that just leave them in bad odor?

And maybe Mike Obama aside there aren't any Democrats that are popular enough that they could plausibly win. Governor Hair Gel from California? Pffftt! Kamalalamadingdong? HAHAHAHA!!!!

The Dems *spit* really are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 02:46 PM (1Yy3c)

260 258 My Mother at Stage 4 Dementia had a short period of extreme alertness and normality for about two weeks before she passed. Biden may be close. Will he be Tits Up before the Convention or the Election? 5 months is an eternity in political time....
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (1t11C)

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Oh, fun.

Biden survives until the formal nomination and then dies.

That would entertain me. Let it be so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

261 I see zero chance he resigns, he'll just pull an LBJ and not run again.
Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (kRhM/)

Resigning would take the "Historic First Woman President" issue off the table. Can you imagine what Harris would be left with for ads?

I'm Kamala Harris and I suck more cock before 6am than Donald Trump does all day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (IUd0M)

262 239 Politco 12 minutes ago: Biden defiant in campaign call, vows to stay in the race.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
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Annnd, there's the gun...and they're off!
Oh, wait...President Biden seems a little confused, but now he's starting to move. Uh, oh...he's going in the wrong direction.
Posted by: The thrill of victory at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (XeU6L)

I thought the call was supposed to be at 6:30pm...too late for sundowner?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (exHjb)

263 155 It's going to take some time to get fake ballots from China with new names
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Bath, NY, is just around the corner.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (n17eQ)

264 Shorter Biden - I thought about what was in the country's best interest, but then I thought, "Screw that! What's in MY best interests?"

Posted by: Wally at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (hqVaF)

265 259 The Dems *spit* really are stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 02:46 PM (1Yy3c)

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The idea that any of the other nominees would do better is based on hypothetical polling from months ago.

Never mind that they're months ago, hypothetical polling like that is notoriously bad.

Hypothetical polling said that Trump would lose support with a conviction.

It's all because that sort of polling is all push polling and narrative building.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

266 Or Trump needs to say that Biden doesn't have the guts to stay and try and beat him now. That'll seal the deal.
--'
They always take the opposite of the position Trump takes.

That theory says Trump should support Kamala as replacement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (vT7S2)

267 They have no leverage over him.

Its one thing to push out a Senator, but the President?
What possible carrot/stick deal gets struck?
Posted by: Highlander at July 03, 2024 02:11 PM (kRhM/)

depends on how illegal they want to be about it, and how many people they can trust to not screw things up.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (D7oie)

268 262 I thought the call was supposed to be at 6:30pm...too late for sundowner?
Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (exHjb)

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The call reported is a staffing call that ended about an hour ago.

The 6:30 call with the governors is still a few hours away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

269 Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:31 PM (o3Uyl)

Harris was born in California. It doesn't matter how hard you cling to a rejected notion of that requirement, it's just not the case. If she were ineligible to be President then she would be ineligible to be VP and yet...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (IUd0M)

270 240 132 Bannon seems like a class one alcoholic. He needed an intervention. The guy broadcasts from his basement. That explains why he always looked like he slept in his clothes and passed on showering.
Bannon prolly come out a new man.. shave and a haircut!
That's because he did!
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!
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The message matters more than the messenger.
Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 02:42 PM (/0X3E)

Bannon should be receiving meds to come detox for a week or so. Ask me how I know.
Bannon will come out stronger and better than ever...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (o3Uyl)

271 I wonder if Joe's Handlers© are staying in it because they have been assured they WILL WIN (nudge nudge wink wink)

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (/7KEl)

272 re 251: see? trump is dangerous! biden 2024

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (CWTWj)

273 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.

Do you think Google will blur out the Yuengling logo?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (WXNFJ)

274 Biden is most likely napping in preparation for the call with the Guvs.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (Y8lzz)

275 268 262 I thought the call was supposed to be at 6:30pm...too late for sundowner?
Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:47 PM (exHjb)

=======

The call reported is a staffing call that ended about an hour ago.

The 6:30 call with the governors is still a few hours away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

So, they release the transcript of the one b/c the 2nd will be a disaster...

Although I expect the 2nd one will be Biden reading a script and taking no questions, even with a phone call...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (exHjb)

276 Bannon will come out stronger and better than ever...
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!

Especially when he turns into the Incredible Hulk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

277 Here's some important dates

Voting begins in Virginia Minnesota and South Dakota on September 20. 79 days away.

There is also August 7 which is the Ohio deadline.

The sooner Biden exits the more time a new candidate has to run.

I still thing Biden will hold on to the end and run. But events are moving super fast.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (cvZX6)

278 The democrats want to rig the system against their own supporters. Good.
I doubt the fucked over democrat partisan learn anything by the rigging but at least it’s an opportunity.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (fiudZ)

279 "I'm in this to win"

BRIBES
MORE BRIBES
JOE Ain't getting out, not till this Giant Thermometer-o-'campaign donations' reaches 350 Million in BRIBES

Posted by: bensdad00

Or the real thermometer reads 75.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (hCzfy)

280 Will the Biden Campaign end up like a "Weekend at Bernie's" ???????

It tells the story of a Fossilized POTUS who is discovered to be dead at the White House and the WH Staff and Media attempting to convince the American people that the POTUS is still alive until the election............

Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (1t11C)

281
Harris was born in California. It doesn't matter how hard you cling to a rejected notion of that requirement, it's just not the case. If she were ineligible to be President then she would be ineligible to be VP and yet...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (IUd0M

Ah the Ted Cruz theory ok.. Was Cruz born in Canada?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (o3Uyl)

282 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.

Do you think Google will blur out the Yuengling logo?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (WXNFJ)

You should've grabbed your junk like that fine Mexican dude yearning to assimilate to the American Way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Anyone see if Scarborough was back on Morning Joe? He's been absent since his spat with Mika. Hoping for the best for those two crazy kids. If they can't make it...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (2UnvF)

284 Andy Jackson created an army from scratch in six days and defeated the Brits in 45 minutes at New Orleans. He did this while suffering from dysentery throughout. Biden is no Andy Jackson.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (n17eQ)

285
Biden is most likely ~~napping~~ being reanimated in preparation for the call with the Guvs.

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (1Nxff)

286 251 'Was this Trumps Ballsiest move ever?

https://tinyurl.com/5erusmyk
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (a1415)

Wow. In a presidency full of ballsy moves (talking to Xi over chocolate cake, for one), this may be the ballsiest.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (AayhI)

287 It tells the story of a Fossilized POTUS who is discovered to be dead at the White House and the WH Staff and Media attempting to convince the American people that the POTUS is still alive until the election............
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (1t11C)
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Wasn't that the plot of "Dave?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (3Fz6p)

288 280 Will the Biden Campaign end up like a "Weekend at Bernie's" ???????

It tells the story of a Fossilized POTUS who is discovered to be dead at the White House and the WH Staff and Media attempting to convince the American people that the POTUS is still alive until the election............
Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (1t11C)

I don't think that movie ever had a sequel...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (exHjb)

289 "They have always euphemized Biden's racism as "folksy" or "earthy.""
That's because they really don't know what true "racism" is, since they've co-opted the word over the decades to use as any behavior that they don't like...
If they knew what real racism is, they wouldn't pander to blacks (Hillary's "I ain't now ways tarrrrrred"), demand black loyalty no matter what (Joe's "If you don't vote for me, you ain't black"), and their policies would be colorblind (instead of affirmative action, etc).

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (gAuAm)

290 White House says Biden is ‘absolutely not’ considering stepping down

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

291 277 There is also August 7 which is the Ohio deadline.

The sooner Biden exits the more time a new candidate has to run.

I still thing Biden will hold on to the end and run. But events are moving super fast.
Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:50 PM (cvZX6)

=======

Ohio did change the law so that Democrats have until the convention in late August. I looked it up.

There's continued drama about it because it passed with the foreign donations ban which Marc Elias is fighting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

292 >>Anyone see if Scarborough was back on Morning Joe? He's been absent since his spat with Mika. Hoping for the best for those two crazy kids. If they can't make it...

Imagine breaking up your relationship over a fight about Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (LkLld)

293 “We have an N word mayor, we don’t need any more N word politicians” - the casual racism of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (FD5dr)

294 Why, it seems as if we don't know anything more about Ohio election deadlines than we do about Colorado gun ban bills.

Does not for one moment slow us up from mouthing off about them, though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (zdLoL)

295
The drum beats for stepping aside are getting louder.

The Republicans should be beating the 25th Amendment drum. The Oval office is being run by committee right now which is a big no-no.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (+oR7L)

296 That theory says Trump should support Kamala as replacement.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:48 PM (vT7S2)

That would be glorious.

Trump could come out and say for the good of the country Biden should resign and be succeeded by his VP.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (cvZX6)

297 Michelle Obama leads Biden, Harris in matchup against Trump in latest post-debate poll
The poll found that 56% of registered voters think President Biden should drop out of the race

Fox won't tell me whose poll unless I give them my email

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)

298 I don't think that movie ever had a sequel...
Posted by: Nova Local

Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

299 1 thing to keep in mind:
The public was exhausted by Trump in 2020.
They have forgotten most of that.
Only the left still hates him.

Replacing Joe "because it's absolutely necessary to stop Trump" doesn't have the heft now that it did.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (vT7S2)

300 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.
Do you think Google will blur out the Yuengling logo?
Posted by: Tonypete

If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (DgGvY)

301
Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Geez....how long does it take for a corpse to start rotting?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Once he drops out, it will be time for the Republicans to push the 25th Amendment hard. Biden has to hang on until the day after Election Day when he can pardon his family. He is mentally and physically incompetent. Keep the spotlight on Biden.

Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (nos7q)

303 Brian Stetler update after taking a ~~shit~~ shot at Biden and deleting the Xtweet:

Damin Toell @damintoell
They bullied him into deleting. Brian isn’t ready yet for the brave new world of shitposting. You’ll get them next time, king!

https://tinyurl.com/3u49ad8c

h/t Insty's

Posted by: The Watergate Hotel at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (Jh5b+)

304 298 I don't think that movie ever had a sequel...
Posted by: Nova Local

Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Really? With the same corpse?

Did anyone see it?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (exHjb)

305 297 Michelle Obama leads Biden, Harris in matchup against Trump in latest post-debate poll
The poll found that 56% of registered voters think President Biden should drop out of the race

Fox won't tell me whose poll unless I give them my email
Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)

=======

And Michelle has said again, today, that she's not running while she organizes bundlers for Harris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

306 246 Harry Sisson seems like the kind of guy who puts on a condom when he masturbates. So he doesn't give himself an STD.
Posted by: SAFETY FIRST at July 03, 2024 02:44 PM (DctLG)

I come here to get away from that guy..
He I get all jaw breaky sucker punchy watching his vids..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (o3Uyl)

307 If they do keep Biden on the ticket, the rest of the down-ballot Dems will abandon him. I think they will do everything short of endorsing Trump to avoid being linked to him. It won't be enough though. I pray, stay in it, Joe! We need to defeat these commies once and for all.

Of course they will then proceed to indict Trump every week for something, but we will be in charge of the country.

Posted by: PJU at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (G1dq6)

308 Off, bugged hotel sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (Jh5b+)

309 There's continued drama about it because it passed with the foreign donations ban which Marc Elias is fighting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

The Republicans caved?

Color me surprised.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (cvZX6)

310 Drop the hose, never the beer.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (Y8lzz)

311 Did anyone see it?
Posted by: Nova Local

I didn't.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)

312 >Weekend at Bernie's II: What A Stench

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (/7KEl)

313 White House says Biden is ‘absolutely not’ considering stepping down
Posted by: Don Black

Replace "stepping down" with anything else and that's still true.

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (DgGvY)

314 Imagine breaking up your relationship over a fight about Joe.

It's not about FJB specifically, it's that one partner is suspected of being an apostate to the shared religion.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (/y8xj)

315 301
Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Geez....how long does it take for a corpse to start rotting?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

We might need to start asking the White House soon...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (exHjb)

316 Wassailing is just a fancy way of saying pub crawl, right?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (iFMeW)

317 Trump could come out and say for the good of the country Biden should resign and be succeeded by his VP.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:53 PM (cvZX6)

Trump should keep his mouth shut about it. It ain't his problem. He needs to be prepared for any outcome, but not inject himself into it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (pohLc)

318 299 1 thing to keep in mind:
The public was exhausted by Trump in 2020.
They have forgotten most of that.
Only the left still hates him.

Replacing Joe "because it's absolutely necessary to stop Trump" doesn't have the heft now that it did.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (vT7S2)

=======

So tired of him that it took months of mail in ballot fraud which wasn't enough followed by shutting down ballot box counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to beat him.

But, that being said, it does seem like the attitude has changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

319 292 >>Anyone see if Scarborough was back on Morning Joe? He's been absent since his spat with Mika. Hoping for the best for those two crazy kids. If they can't make it...

Imagine breaking up your relationship over a fight about Joe.
---------------
This is show business. Deflection, smoke and mirrors are required.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (n17eQ)

320 I don't know what to believe

too many variables

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (/7KEl)

321 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.
Do you think Google will blur out the Yuengling logo?
Posted by: Tonypete

If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?
Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (DgGvY)
---
he didn't say he was using a hose to water the flowers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)

322 Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Weekend Bernie's II; the Putrefaction

they missed out on the third: the Liquescence

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (hZc6Q)

323 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.

Do you think Google will blur out the Yuengling logo?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2024 02:49 PM (WXNFJ)

Thanks for being a true representative of the Horde!

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't water flowers though at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (dtlDP)

324 309 There's continued drama about it because it passed with the foreign donations ban which Marc Elias is fighting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

The Republicans caved?

Color me surprised.
Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM (cvZX6)

=======

Honestly, getting the foreign donations ban through was probably worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

325 Weekend at Bernie's II: What A Stench
Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:55 PM

And not just because of the Bernie Bros "fart-in" at the 2016 Dem Convention.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 02:57 PM (rc+e1)

326 Sounds like the moderate mullahs bullshit.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 03, 2024 02:57 PM (QSrLX)

327 Wassailing is just a fancy way of saying pub crawl, right?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (iFMeW)
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More of a door-to-door crawl.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:57 PM (3Fz6p)

328 "Biden's allies have struck a defiant tone, angrily dismissing calls for the oldest president in US history to end his reelection campaign"

I, for one, am overjoyed at finding the fate of the Democrats in the hands of a crack head and his whore stepmom.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (iFMeW)

329 Jars of Smucker's Natural peanut butter just got massively shrinkflated. One of my few name-brand food luxuries. Oh well, grab the store brand crap instead; tastes like sugar and flour.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (2O4kC)

330 If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?
Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (DgGvY)
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he didn't say he was using a hose to water the flowers...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)
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It's why you need a pistol attachment for the hose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (3Fz6p)

331 Trump should keep his mouth shut about it. It ain't his problem. He needs to be prepared for any outcome, but not inject himself into it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (pohLc

Probably the wiser move.

My comment is withdrawn.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (cvZX6)

332 Who else was racist. Oh thats right. Edith Wilson.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (QSrLX)

333 "Biden's allies have struck a defiant tone, angrily dismissing calls for the oldest president in US history to end his reelection campaign"

They should have their doctors put them on Tremfya so they can emerge tremfyant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Weekend at Bernie's II was ripe with fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, tiny home owner at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (qZEuM)

335 Was he watering the flowers with the beer?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

336 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.
-----
If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?

Did you miss the elephant limerick in the art thread?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (/y8xj)

337 Joe was the one and only Democrat in 2020 that the hard left could accept (because Obama VP) and the middle left as well (white, VP, Senator)

None, not one of the potential replacements can bridge those groups.
Both were ready to lose to Trump in 2020 if a candidate the other wanted won.

And now, the party is going to impose a candidate from one of those factions on the other? And is going to work out?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (vT7S2)

338 Mooch says no that means yes

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

339 If Joe is the candidate the focus will be on saving down ballot races. Joe can't win.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed. But heavy lift. If not voting to defeat Trump (assuming current trend in battle ground states) why go vote.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (FxH7T)

340 Giant headline font at DailyMail:

JOE: I WON'T GO

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (/7KEl)

341 He needs to be prepared for any outcome, but not inject himself into it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (pohLc

I do not understand these words in the order you have arranged them.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

342
Wow. In a presidency full of ballsy moves (talking to Xi over chocolate cake, for one), this may be the ballsiest.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (AayhI)

I remember that move. Trump was bombing the ME at the moment he was having desert with Xi.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (o3Uyl)

343 Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)

344 Probably the wiser move.

My comment is withdrawn.
Posted by: blaster

What??? Somebody on this site actually conceding an argument?????

You feeling OK, Blaster?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)

345 I don't think Kamala solves the down ballot or fundraising issues.

So anyway....

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (cvZX6)

346
What??? Somebody on this site actually conceding an argument?????

You feeling OK, Blaster?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)

Hey now.

Not everyone is TheJamesMadison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

347 If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (DgGvY)
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he didn't say he was using a hose to water the flowers...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (7fElN)
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It's why you need a pistol attachment for the hose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (3Fz6p)

I love these conversations. They always get me thinking.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (GPtBB)

348 Trump should keep his mouth shut about it. It ain't his problem. He needs to be prepared for any outcome, but not inject himself into it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (pohLc

You're right but I would still like to see Trump refuse to debate Joe again on the grounds of debating a root vegetable is pointless.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (wNsYV)

349 345 I don't think Kamala solves the down ballot or fundraising issues.

So anyway....
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Kamala solves no problems - that's why she exists.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (n17eQ)

350 Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED
Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:00 PM (/7KEl)

Catastrophic > Explosive

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, tiny home owner at July 03, 2024 03:02 PM (qZEuM)

351 You know what reassures the public that a horrendous debate performance was a one-off and not due to mental incompetence?

Spending the next week discussing who should replace the candidate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 03:02 PM (vT7S2)

352 -----------
It's why you need a pistol attachment for the hose.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 03, 2024 02:58 PM (3Fz6p)

Swap that for the chainsaw attachment and rid yourself of the pesky flowers post haste.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

353 You feeling OK, Blaster?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)

Cult leader told me to....

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 03:02 PM (cvZX6)

354 Not everyone is TheJamesMadison.
Posted by: Sponge

Thank goodness. That guy's an asshole.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

355 346 Hey now.

Not everyone is TheJamesMadison.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

========

In the end, we're all TheJamesMadison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

356 I don't think that movie ever had a sequel...
Posted by: Nova Local

Yep, it did. Weekend at Bernie's II.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Really? With the same corpse?

Did anyone see it?
Posted by: Nova Local

See it? They smelled it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (wvN4i)

357 343 Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED
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Was Gwyneth steaming her vagina?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (n17eQ)

358 If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?

Drop the watering hose ... of course.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (iehE5)

359 Was Gwyneth steaming her vagina?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (n17eQ)

He ate one of her candles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

360 IIRC, Weekend at Bernie’s II utilized voodoo to get the body out of the grave, and not stink. Instead of having to move the body, the 2 main characters are instead following Bernie around… b/c of buried treasure…? Something like that. Close enough.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (9mfKN)

361 If you're holding a beer while you're watering flowers, how do you draw the pistol?
Posted by: mikeski

he didn't say he was using a hose to water the flowers...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Something, something, "brandishing."

Posted by: mikeski at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (DgGvY)

362 Nuclear option for the Dems is go to Jill and Hunter with a copy of a story scheduled to run in tomorrow’s NYT about a renewed interest in the irregularities of the business exploits of Mr. 10 Percent, his crackhead son, and the whole Biden crime family. If they wanted to they could ruin the Bidens. Don’t count this out.

Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (nos7q)

363 Heh, White House says Stephanapalooo interview will only be 15 minutes long.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (Y8lzz)

364 Mooch says no that means yes
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

Mooch will probably have to self-fund. Will she part with that much cash?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (D7oie)

365 New Trump ad. Good one.

https://tinyurl.com/y8xwbxym

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (LkLld)

366 Seriously though the Left having boxed in all their options is the kind of schadenfreude I can enjoy all day.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (cvZX6)

367 First-ever Buc-ee's travel center is destroyed by fire

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)

368 Heh, White House says Stephanapalooo interview will only be 15 minutes long.

Extracted from 3 hours of tape.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 03:05 PM (/y8xj)

369 You know what reassures the public that a horrendous debate performance was a one-off and not due to mental incompetence?

Spending the next week discussing who should replace the candidate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Yes, the damage is done.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 03:05 PM (lTGtQ)

370 355 346 Hey now.

Not everyone is TheJamesMadison.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

========

In the end, we're all TheJamesMadison.
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 03:05 PM (n17eQ)

371 362 Nuclear option for the Dems is go to Jill and Hunter with a copy of a story scheduled to run in tomorrow’s NYT about a renewed interest in the irregularities of the business exploits of Mr. 10 Percent, his crackhead son, and the whole Biden crime family. If they wanted to they could ruin the Bidens. Don’t count this out.
Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (nos7q)

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As president, he can sign pardons, and he knows that anyone on the left against him now will be for him once the dust of this kerfuffle settles.

After all, Biden isn't the enemy. Trump is the enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

372 Was he watering the flowers with the beer?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)
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Only after it went through an all-natural, 100% organic filtration process.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (7fElN)

373 Can we get Garland to release the audio.
Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

What would that accomplish? If Biden isn't the nominee, Biden doesn't care what happens to the Democrats. He's not in the WH because he wants to accomplish something, he's in the WH because he wants to be President.

Embarrassing him does nothing... assuming his aides even mention it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (IUd0M)

374 369 Spending the next week discussing who should replace the candidate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Yes, the damage is done.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 03:05 PM (lTGtQ)

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They have spent a week explaining how Biden doesn't fuck chickens, while his own side says that Biden fucks chickens.

This is the Hollywood Access tape for Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

375 What??? Somebody on this site actually conceding an argument?????
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Fag.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (Jh5b+)

376 Karens everywhere will love Mooch

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

377 fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea

Will they sell a candle with that aroma?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (TF0CD)

378 368 Heh, White House says Stephanapalooo interview will only be 15 minutes long.

Extracted from 3 hours of tape.
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Stephanopoulos as Crypt Raider. Great Movie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (n17eQ)

379 362 Nuclear option for the Dems is go to Jill and Hunter with a copy of a story scheduled to run in tomorrow’s NYT about a renewed interest in the irregularities of the business exploits of Mr. 10 Percent, his crackhead son, and the whole Biden crime family. If they wanted to they could ruin the Bidens. Don’t count this out.
Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (nos7q)

I told my spouse that, but those would be federal charges, and Biden would just fire his AG and put Hunter in charge to squash the charges...House and Senate won't impeach and convict nearly fast enough...this isn't an R in office...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 03:07 PM (exHjb)

380 Mooch will probably have to self-fund. Will she part with that much cash?
Posted by: Kindltot

Money would not matter one iota.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 03, 2024 03:07 PM (FxH7T)

381 Does not for one moment slow us up from mouthing off about them, though.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Ballotpedia is your friend on election laws in the states.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2024 03:07 PM (/0X3E)

382 Nuclear option for the Dems is go to Jill and Hunter with a copy of a story scheduled to run in tomorrow’s NYT about a renewed interest in the irregularities of the business exploits of Mr. 10 Percent, his crackhead son, and the whole Biden crime family. If they wanted to they could ruin the Bidens. Don’t count this out.
Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 03:04 PM (nos7q)

I count this out.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2024 03:07 PM (K+UlC)

383 First-ever Buc-ee's travel center is destroyed by fire

It may be the first mega Buc-ee's but the first Buc-ee's is somewhere around Freeport.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

384 Replacing Joe "because it's absolutely necessary to stop Trump" doesn't have the heft now that it did.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 02:54 PM (vT7S2)

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So tired of him that it took months of mail in ballot fraud which wasn't enough followed by shutting down ballot box counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to beat him.

But, that being said, it does seem like the attitude has changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
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I think people have come to see Trump as sort of a victim and someone to sympathize with. He's endured armies of lawyers and corrupt prosecutors and toilet juries. And he's still not only still standing, but thriving. So the "bully" persona has softened. People love Big Comeback stories. All this can only benefit him.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 03, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

385 ALSO, I think if you have to publicly deny you have ever eaten a dog, your campaign for President is effectively over

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (/7KEl)

386 This is the Hollywood Access tape for Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Trump was elected anyway.

What i really like about Dems is that there is a group who are insisting that Biden just counter his debate performance by going out in public and demonstrating his obvious health and mental acuity.

Talk about a cult...

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (cvZX6)

387 Money would not matter one iota.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

"Why iota..."
-- Moe Howard

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

388 With a pen, JoeTato cured Parkinson's disease today.

He'll announce tomorrow, and sign the order with the same pen, that cancer is hereby cured, fulfilling a campaign promise.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (ZtgZZ)

389 Shit-post him into a stroke.

That's bound to work eventually.

Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (FhXTo)

390 I saw Catastrophic Diarrhea open for Jethro Tull at The Civic Center in '81.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

391 So I'm standing in the driveway watering flowers and the Google Street View vehicle drives by catching me in my underwear, pistol tucked into my 'wears elastic with a beer in my hand.

On behalf of the 'ettes, pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (rc+e1)

392 Money would not matter one iota.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

In a world of ballot manufacturing, money is everything.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (lTGtQ)

393 Take it up with Daily Mail

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM (/7KEl)

394 fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea

Will they sell a candle with that aroma?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (TF0CD)
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Don't they already?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

395 “I decided to travel around the world a couple of times…shortly before the debate. I didn’t listen to my staff … and then I almost fell asleep onstage. It’s not an excuse but an explanation."

VIDEO: President Biden and other G7 leaders at summit in Italy. pic.twitter.com/opetlZtFiB

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) June 13, 2024

He went to france, Italy and LA. Then stayed on the east coast for 12 days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (evvc2)

396 I saw Catastrophic Diarrhea open for Jethro Tull at The Civic Center in '81.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:09 PM

I thought that was at the Richfield Coliseum in 78.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (QNSds)

397 George StepAllOverUs is a liar: Russian collusion and Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: He has no credibility at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (8vpN6)

398 TheJamesMadison, I truly believe the main reason the Bidens are holding on is fear of all their illicit deals being revealed. They are probably seeking agreements of omerta as we speak.

Posted by: PJU at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (G1dq6)

399
It may be the first mega Buc-ee's but the first Buc-ee's is somewhere around Freeport.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 03, 2024 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

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The headquarters are in Lake Jackson. What I think was the original one is something else now, while a new, bigger one is just down 288 from it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (1Nxff)

400 They can't get rid of Joe... The completed ballots have already been printed... I'm half kidding

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IyPmt)

401 "In the end, we're all TheJamesMadison."

Hey, now. Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (B0mGw)

402 Ah the Ted Cruz theory ok.. Was Cruz born in Canada?
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 02:51 PM (o3Uyl)

Yeah, and McCain was born in Panama - if memory serves. My point is that you're arguing a stipulation that you've already lost. You've already lost it and you're never, under any circumstances, ever going to be able to win it. So give it up and move on to something that matters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IUd0M)

403 398 TheJamesMadison, I truly believe the main reason the Bidens are holding on is fear of all their illicit deals being revealed. They are probably seeking agreements of omerta as we speak.
Posted by: PJU at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (G1dq6)

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I think Biden is president, and that's a big fucking deal to him.

You don't tell the president to step down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

404 I thought that was at the Richfield Coliseum in 78.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (QNSds)

World Tour and McCain funeral march.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

405 it was just one of her jock-sniffing party guests

I never heard of him

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

406 Having brain dead Joe as the candidate, who is obviously impaired, will suppress Dem turnout, which will help us down ballot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 03, 2024 03:11 PM (pohLc)

407 394 fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea

Will they sell a candle with that aroma?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 03, 2024 03:06 PM (TF0CD)

OUT: Diorama
IN: Diaroma

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 03, 2024 03:11 PM (wtvvX)

408 400 They can't get rid of Joe... The completed ballots have already been printed... I'm half kidding
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IyPmt)
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That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

409 Nuclear option for the Dems is go to Jill and Hunter with a copy of a story scheduled to run in tomorrow’s NYT about a renewed interest in the irregularities of the business exploits of Mr. 10 Percent, his crackhead son, and the whole Biden crime family. If they wanted to they could ruin the Bidens. Don’t count this out.
Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024

I think this is possible, but not times story. Just the threat.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (U8kCF)

410
In the end, we're all TheJamesMadison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 03, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

So, we all get to bang your wife?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

411 New Biden theme song:
Little Joey, to the tune of Little Willy by Sweet.

Little, little Joey,
Won't, go home!
No you can't push Joey 'round
Joey won't go!
Tried telling everybody, but
Oh no!
Little, little Joey won't
Go home!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (vT7S2)

412 The first thing trump is going to do is open camps!!! Just like Hitler!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (evvc2)

413 I now regret that post

Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

414 With a pen, JoeTato cured Parkinson's disease today.

He'll announce tomorrow, and sign the order with the same pen, that cancer is hereby cured, fulfilling a campaign promise.

Posted by: Mr Gaga
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See #303

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (Jh5b+)

415 Nood. More Biden dropping out stuff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (IUd0M)

416 Mooch says no that means yes
Posted by: Skip

Shades of 'dating' during the college years.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (WXNFJ)

417 The downside of the left exposing the Biden family corruption is he is not the only one who was making bank with these type of deals and he knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (LkLld)

418 You know the only one who can gather all Leftists together is the Light Bringer

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (fwDg9)

419 McCain was born in Panama - if memory serves.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

In the Canal Zone. So not sovereign Panamanian territory.
Still, Congress had to declare that he was eligible to be President.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)

420 Joe doesn't have a thing to worry about. He is too senile to stand trial. The rest of the clan?? Lock them up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (evvc2)

421 Every day Joe stays in makes it harder to replace him

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (IyPmt)

422 @Sponge 410

The moment we all knew the party was over.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (B0mGw)

423 I now regret that post
Posted by: Don Black at July 03, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

I heard it was the original Buc-ee's as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

424
The Buc-ee's that burned down is in Luling. That original location has been replaced by a massive new one nearby.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 03:14 PM (1Nxff)

425 I think the worst outcome for the Dems is Biden choosing not to run for reelection but also not resigning the Presidency.

That denies Harris the Presidency and historic status.

If he won't leave in his own they have to 25th him or maybe he has a pulmonary embolism.

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2024 03:14 PM (cvZX6)

426 @Sponge 410

The moment we all knew the party was over.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 03, 2024 03:13 PM (B0mGw)

SOMEONE had to conjure up a new thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 03, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

427 >>You don't tell the president to step down.

Republicans did it to Nixon.

They put him in the office. If they want him gone they can make him gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 03:14 PM (LkLld)

428 403 398 TheJamesMadison, I truly believe the main reason the Bidens are holding on is fear of all their illicit deals being revealed. They are probably seeking agreements of omerta as we speak.
Posted by: PJU at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (G1dq6)

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I think Biden is president, and that's a big fucking deal to him.

You don't tell the president to step down.

How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States!

Posted by: Taggart at July 03, 2024 03:14 PM (og5mY)

429 ALSO, I think if you have to publicly deny you have ever eaten a dog, your campaign for President is effectively over
Posted by: Don Black

*coughs politely

Posted by: Barack, the Lightbringer at July 03, 2024 03:15 PM (w9Wax)

430 Well, at least we won't have to watch any more cheap fakes! The George Snufflupagus interview video will be one hell of a slick, expensive fake!

I'm amazed his network bosses are going to let him Bud-lite the business.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 03, 2024 03:16 PM (fvaUq)

431 So if you pee while shooting a machine pistol, your dick or what have you will look like the famous water fountains.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 03, 2024 03:16 PM (J8LnB)

432 Joe and Cruella seem to be following the Ruth Bader-Meinhof Ginzburg gambit.

Stay in power a bit too long and when you die, Ragnarok.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 03, 2024 03:17 PM (VuZH8)

433 So give it up and move on to something that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IUd0M

Hey I really appreciate your opinion on the matter but I'ma keep the noncitizen as a hole card..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 03:18 PM (o3Uyl)

434 “I decided to travel around the world a couple of times…shortly before the debate. I didn’t listen to my staff … and then I almost fell asleep onstage. It’s not an excuse but an explanation."

VIDEO: President Biden and other G7 leaders at summit in Italy. pic.twitter.com/opetlZtFiB

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) June 13, 2024

I guess he picked the wrong week to stop snorting cocaine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 03, 2024 03:21 PM (wvN4i)

435 So give it up and move on to something that matters.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IUd0M

1#McCains parents were natural born.
2# Cruz did not win the election thus avoided the vetting process.
3# Harris birth was used to provide her immigrant parents a path to citizenship.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 03:21 PM (o3Uyl)

436 He went to france, Italy and LA. Then stayed on the east coast for 12 days.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

It's not like he is schlepping through TSA lines with luggage needing to go on the belt, dealing with flight delays, and crowded flights for hours. We should all be lucky to have an AF1 to Europe experience complete with staff to attend to your every need and a bedroom should you want to nap. As usual, they didn't think this lame explanation through.

Posted by: Cheri at July 03, 2024 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

437 Now if we could just get idiot Republicans to stop tripping over themselves to give Democrats advice, vouch for replacement candidates or even try to pass resolutions to aasist in removing Biden, we just should win an election we're supposed to win, cheat machine or not.
So please GOP, just for once in your political existence, quit being morons and STFU!!!!

Posted by: Tracy at July 03, 2024 03:24 PM (e1GkB)

438 I felt a rift in the Force!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 03:44 PM (Jh5b+)

439 Was there a ghost post, or am I losing my mind?

I know... embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: PabloD at July 03, 2024 03:45 PM (57fkQ)

440 I felt a rift in the Force!
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 03:44 PM (Jh5b+)

As if dozens of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 03:46 PM (dGCAG)

441 "Was there a ghost post, or am I losing my mind?
"

same here.....*POOF*

Gone

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 03, 2024 03:55 PM (a1415)

442 vagina,doggy style,dick,fucking,fuck,scam,woman fucking
child vagina lover

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