After Literal Years of Gaslighting the Public, the New York Times Reports That White House Staff Have Noticed Joe Biden's "Lapses" and Moments of Incoherency

Before getting to that: A new New York Times/Siena poll (George is using a crayon for a pollster) has Trump opening a six point lead on Biden nationally, 49 to 43, up +3 since the debate.

What I hope is that people on the fence have been forced to resolve their resistance to Trump, and, having put that stuff aside, will continue supporting him in the possible and I'd say probable case that Biden drops out.

On to the NYT and its own Modified Limited Hangout: It has just suddenly come to the attention of the nation's "Paper of Record" that Biden's brain might not work so good.

Hey guys, did you hear? The Steele Dossier was fake and covid-19 may have (just may have) been created in a lab using money provided by Anthony Fauci.

Hop in the DeLorean, everyone! We're going back in time!

All the way back five years ago, when everyone except the leftwing Marxist propagandists in the media realized that Biden had dementia.

Biden's Lapses Are Increasingly Common, According to Some of Those in the Room

People who have spent time with President Biden over the last few months or so said the lapses appear to have grown more frequent, more pronounced and, after Thursday's debate, more worrisome.

OMG-- the Space Shuttle just blew up. No not that one, the first one.

Oh to have a teacher like Christa McAuliffe. May your spirit ride on cosmic waves, Mrs. McAuliffe. Excelsior.

In the weeks and months before President Biden's politically devastating performance on the debate stage in Atlanta, several current and former officials and others who encountered him behind closed doors noticed that he increasingly appeared confused or listless, or would lose the thread of conversations.

Holy shit! President Reagan's been shot! Who's in charge? WHO'S IN CHARGE?!

Oh good, it's this Alexander Haig fellow. Thank goodness he stepped up.

Like many people his age, Mr. Biden, 81, has long experienced instances in which he mangled a sentence, forgot a name or mixed up a few facts, even though he could be sharp and engaged most of the time. But in interviews, people in the room with him more recently said that the lapses seemed to be growing more frequent, more pronounced and more worrisome.

My friend Stubby told me that George Lucas -- he did Star Wars -- is teaming up with Steven Spielberg -- he did Jaws -- to make a movie.

I'm hoping it's good, but it's a weird idea -- it's actually set back in the 30s, about some kind of treasure hunter.

Han Solo's in it, so I'll give it a chance.

The uncomfortable occurrences were not predictable, but seemed more likely when he was in a large crowd or tired after a particularly bruising schedule. In the 23 days leading up to the debate against former President Donald J. Trump, Mr. Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.

I'm a 20 year old physical trainer, and even I get exhausted just thinking about Ruth Bader Ginsburg's workout!!!

Do they even hear themselves? How long are they going to keep repeating these ridiculous lines?

He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.

Mr. Biden was drained enough from the back-to-back trips to Europe that his team cut his planned debate preparation by two days so he could rest at his house in Rehoboth Beach, Del., before joining advisers at Camp David for rehearsals. The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day, according to a person familiar with the process.
Referring to the start time, Andrew Bates, a White House spokesman, said "the president was working well before then, after exercising."

Just like Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Whoops, I returned to the present for a moment. Lemme get back in the DeLorean and get this up to 88 miles per hours.

...
He is certainly not that way all the time. In the days since the debate debacle, aides and others who encountered him, including foreign officials, described him as being in good shape -- alert, coherent and capable, engaged in complicated and important discussions and managing volatile crises. They cited example after example in cases where critical national security issues were on the line.

This is so absurd. They know what concerns people the most is the idea of a man with dementia and loss of executive function making national security decisions, especially as he seems eager to get into a nuclear war with Russia.

So the spin is: Sure, he's demented for his domestic policy decision-making, but he stores up all of his Good Brain Time to use it to make national security decisions.

The proof that he's cogent for national security decisions? That he tells Netanyahu he'll stab Israel in the back if he retaliates against Iran.

That's supposed to be reassuring? I guess to Biden's pro-terrorist voter base, it is.

White House officials have said the president is in excellent shape and that his debate performance, while disappointing, was an aberration. Kevin C. O'Connor, the White House physician, said as recently as February that despite minor ailments like sleep apnea and peripheral neuropathy in his feet, the president was "fit for duty." He said tests had turned up "no findings which would be consistent with" Parkinson's disease.

We're not asking about Parkinson's disease. We're asking about Alzheimer's.

Strange that he's willing to say that Biden doesn't have the neurological diseases we're not asking about.

The White House has declined to make Dr. O'Connor available for questions and did not respond to detailed health questions from The New York Times earlier this year.

But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's. He won't answer about Alzheimer's or general dementia. But you should do your best to conflate for your readers these diseases, so that they believe that the doctor is denying he has dementia.

Mr. Bates, the White House spokesman, said Tuesday that Dr. O'Connor had found no reason to re-evaluate Mr. Biden for Parkinson's disease and that he showed no signs of Parkinson's and had never taken Levodopa or other drugs for that condition.

Boy he's just really sticking to that "Not Parkinson's" diagnosis.

Aides to Mr. Biden responded to questions for this story by asking several senior advisers to describe their interactions with Mr. Biden.
"He's inquisitive. Focused. He remembers. He's sharp," said Neera Tanden, the president's domestic policy adviser. In briefings, she said, "he will ask you a tough question and he will say, 'How does this relate to an average person?' And if you haven't thought of that in that time, you have to come back to him."

It sounds like he's a dummy who, at best, is capable of asking, "Will this help me or hurt me with the public?" That's the extent of his "probing" questioning of policy.

Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall, the president's homeland security adviser, recounted a June 17 terrorism briefing for Mr. Biden in the Situation Room in which he "digested an immense amount of information" and asked questions that were "probing and insightful." She acknowledged that Mr. Biden's debate performance had been different. "It doesn't reflect the experience I have with him on a daily basis," she said.

My Dude's doing so much probing they should buy him a flying saucer.

But by many accounts, as evidenced by video footage, observation and interviews, Mr. Biden is not the same today as he was even when he took office 3 1/2 years ago.

Really? By the way, did you hear? We landed on the Moon.

The MOON!!! Can you believe it!?

I'm gonna drink some Tang to start training to be a real-life astronaut!

Tell those Nassau* boys to be ready for Astro Ace!

Check this complete horsesh*t out:

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Mr. Trump, 78, has also shown signs of slipping over the years since he was first elected to the White House. He often confuses names and details and makes statements that are incoherent. He maintains a lighter public schedule than Mr. Biden, does not exercise and repeatedly appeared to fall asleep in the middle of his recent hush money trial. His campaign has released only a three-paragraph health summary. Voters have expressed concern about his age as well, but not to the same degree as Mr. Biden's.

Really? Trump maintains a lighter schedule than Biden?

For those at the NYT pushing the Biden line that he only gets "fuzzy" because his job is so demanding and he's overtaxed: This is the standard Biden daily schedule.

For those who continue to defend President Biden and insist he's sharp/active... here's his schedule for Tuesday in an election year, and after his horrific week last week when one ABC poll said 86% of voters don't think he has the mental acuity for the job... pic.twitter.com/dW873TWmMZ
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) February 13, 2024

10 am to 2:30 pm? Shiiiit, even I could hack that.

By the way, what evidence is there that Biden "exercises"? I know Trump plays golf a lot.

The last time I saw Biden "exercising," he fell off a bike. I haven't seen him do anything physical since then. He can barely walk 20 yards without assistance.

A senior European official who was present [with Biden at the G7 meetings] said that there had been a noticeable decline in Mr. Biden's physical state since the previous fall and that the Europeans had been "shocked" by what they saw. The president at times appeared "out of it," the official said, and it was difficult to engage him in conversation while he was walking.

Hey guys, I just heard: They shot President Kennedy. I heard the guilty party was "right wing chatter" in Dallas.

They say we're going to have a half-day for school.

Ms. Meloni and the other leaders were acutely sensitive to Mr. Biden's physical condition, discussing it privately among themselves, and they tried to avoid embarrassing him by slowing their own pace while walking with the president. When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said.
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Asked if one could imagine putting Mr. Biden into the same room with President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia today, a former U.S. official who had helped prepare for the trip went silent for a while, then said, "I just don't know." A former senior European official answered the same question by saying flatly, "No."

Some White House officials adamantly rejected the suggestion of a president not up to handling tough foreign counterparts and told the story of the night Iran attacked Israel in April. Mr. Biden and his top national security officials were in the Situation Room for hours, bracing for the attack, which came around midnight. Biden was updated in real time as the forces he ordered into the region began shooting down Iranian missiles and drones. He peppered leaders with questions throughout the response.

Again, the proof that he's "in command" is that his advisors told him that if he wants to win Michiganistan, he has to betray Israel, and he did. Super.

Is there anything else, or just that?

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"He gave a strong speech, he didn't stumble or mumble or look confused in any way," said Judith Hope, the former chair of the New York State Democratic Party, who attended a fund-raiser in East Hampton on Saturday. "He was his old Uncle Joe self."
Ms. Hope attributed the president's debate troubles to his demanding schedule. "Are you aware of where he has been in the past seven days?" she said, raising her voice. "He continues to keep up a schedule that I could never dream of doing, that would totally defeat a younger person," she added. "I think we need to examine our expectations."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg put her 20-year-old trainer in the hospital! She's so vigorous, he couldn't keep up with her! He tried to touch his toes ten times like she was doing and had a heart attack and FUCKING DIED!!!

We've heard all of this bullshit before. Don't they know that?

Update:

The WSJ has been reprinting excerpts from NYT re: Bidens health, to shame them, no doubt.
This morning's Notable and Quotable section had a bit from an April article by Katie Glueck where she spoke to a neurologist specializing in geriatrics about seniors who are "super-agers." I am not kidding, the NYT tried to depict Joe as a "super-ager" whose inflexibility makes him a better president and less likely to do something rash,
lol, laying it on thick!!
Posted by: Lizzy

That was a great Op. Sometimes it's fun to look back wistfully on all the Ops our Marxist Propaganda Media has run on us.

Below, the incompetent, nasty bitch Latrine John Pissoir snaps angrily at a direct question: Does Joe Biden have Alzheimer's, dementia, or any degenerative illness?

Speaking of Parkinson's: Biden just vowed to cure it. Like he cured cancer.

They bullied him into deleting. Brian isn�t ready yet for the brave new world of shitposting. You�ll get them next time, king! https://t.co/fplaq9mOna pic.twitter.com/ObBB4RN7MY
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) July 3, 2024

Nancy Pelosi shows signs of dementia -- and/or drunkenness -- as she claims it's not Biden who has dementia, it's Trump.

Noted rancid conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow is screaming that Donald Trump will send "death squads" after her.

Let's hope.

Death Squad Better, Trump. #DeathSquadBetter

Finally: James Clyburn, who was the kingmaker in the 2020 primary, says you can replace Biden.

One little hitch: You can only replace him with Kamala.

This angry black woman, a California delegate to the DNC, agrees. She says "black women will walk away, we will blow this party up" if they replace Biden with a (spit) white man. She says it has to be Kamala or no one.

Actually she seems to want to keep Biden as the candidate. But if he's deposed, he can only be replaced with a Strong Black Woman.

Someone needs to Position Kamala Harris for Success.

Meanwhile: 66% of Democrat voters -- a distinct group from the donors, media influencers like Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper, and special interest queens who run the party -- want Biden to stay in the race.

Elena Schneider
@ec_schneider
President Biden on campaign call that just wrapped, per person on the call:
"Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can as simply and straightforward as I can: I am running... no one's pushing me out. I'm not leaving. I'm in this race to the end and we're going to win."

That doesn't mean much. Obviously he's going to say that, until the very moment he's pressured to drop out.

But until a near-majority of Democrat voters call for his ouster, he can keep claiming, correctly, that he has "the voters" (well, his Democrat voters) on his side.

* 80% of people born before 1960 call NASA "Nassau." It's a thing. My dad used to do that.

My theory is that he did this because of Dr. No. Doctor No took place at Nassau, Jamaica (IIRC), and the plot was about interfering with NASA rocket launches. I think it got stuck in his brain in 1962 that NASA = Nassau and he could never get the two things de-linked.

Update: No, a commenter says it's Nassau, Bahamas. Not Jamaica.

Dr. No was set in Jamaica.

Maybe he was getting it confused with Thunderball, then, which was set in the Bahamas. (I think.)

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:10 PM (v6JzV)

2 Hi, Ace!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:11 PM (v6JzV)

3 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 05:11 PM (1Yy3c)

4 I culled the otters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:12 PM (v6JzV)

5 Mr. Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.

Yeah, nothing is more brutal than long trips where you get your own bedroom on the plane.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 03, 2024 05:12 PM (uxCna)

6 #DeathSquads for #TheSquad

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:12 PM (tT6L1)

7 We were telling the truth about J6 and Global Warming and guns and abortion white supremacists and MAGA and Ukraine though!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:13 PM (672l/)

8 Oprah for President it seems....

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (jvJvP)

9 Eff the New York Slimes.

For that matter, eff NYC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (v6JzV)

10 >>>r. Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.

crossing the atlantic is no big deal -- it's a five and a half hour flight that he gets to sleep through.

it's like flying NY to LA -- a little faster, in fact.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

11 Hi Bulgaroctonus!

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

12 The WSJ has been reprinting excerpts from NYT re: Bidens health, to shame them, no doubt.

This morning’s Notable and Quotable section had a bit from an April article by Katie Glueck where she spoke to a neurologist specializing in geriatrics about seniors who are “super-agents.” I am not kidding, the NYT tried to depict Joe as a “super-agent” whose inflexibility makes him a better president and less likely to do something rash,

lol, laying it on thick!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:15 PM (Hkcdp)

13 I know we'll never convince the people that watch the view, but I'd like to believe this latest gaslighting bullshit from the media will be the death knell for this corrupt empire of ink.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:15 PM (7+K68)

14
Everyone drools, gibbers and has incontinence. Nothing unusual about Biden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2024 05:15 PM (1Nxff)

15 So what will Kamala's first act as Preznit be?

Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

16 That’s “super- AGERS “
Freaking autocorrect

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:16 PM (Hkcdp)

17 Asked if one could imagine putting Mr. Biden into the same room with President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia today, a former U.S. official who had helped prepare for the trip went silent for a while, then said, "I just don't know."

Come now - Biden met Putin in Geneva in 2021.

Putin was so impressed by Biden's performance that he invaded Ukraine eight months later.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 03, 2024 05:16 PM (uxCna)

18 This angry black woman, a California delegate to the DNC, agrees.

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Dang. She couldn't get a lawyer job in Atlanta?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:16 PM (672l/)

19 I'm clutching my pearls for dear life.

Posted by: Peaches at July 03, 2024 05:16 PM (14URa)

20 it's like flying NY to LA -- a little faster, in fact.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)
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Yeah, there's a wee bit of a difference between flying AF 1 and coach trans Atlantic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:16 PM (tT6L1)

21 Away to the fainting couches!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (QNSds)

22 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (rc+e1)

23 15 So what will Kamala's first act as Preznit be?

Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 05:15 PM (1Yy3c

Assassination squads to everyone she had to blow.

May as well use those new powers....

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (jvJvP)

24 11. You said “Hi” to me back! Awesome! Hope you have a fabulous Independence Day weekend, Ace!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (v6JzV)

25 The whole "he's fully functioning from 10am-4pm!!" is just surreal.

https://tinyurl.com/ymda7smt

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (i7Q7S)

26 Okay, I'm about to hop on over to the liquor store,

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (1Yy3c)

27 They give Biden a micky so he can speak for more than an hour.

Then they sedate him to keep him from wandering off.

I'd like to see congress inquire as to what medicine he's been on and by whose authority it was administered.

Check the WH logs for all the doctor house calls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:18 PM (7+K68)

28 If 33% of Dem voters want Biden out, and either 1/2 stay home or vote for RFK...this election is a cakewalk.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 05:18 PM (exHjb)

29 Asked if one could imagine putting Mr. Biden into the same room with President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia today, a former U.S. official who had helped prepare for the trip went silent for a while, then said, "I just don't know."

Come now - Biden met Putin in Geneva in 2021.

Putin was so impressed by Biden's performance that he invaded Ukraine eight months later.

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Some moron posted a link yesterday or so where three black people were talking about Trump. One was part of his administration. He said his favorite moment was Trump meeting with a terrorist head and telling him that he intended to leave Afghanistan but if a single American was harmed he would kill the terrorist leader.

The lone translator balked, and Trump said "Tell him." He did.

Then Trump handed him a satellite type photo of him moving around (maybe his house and family?) and walked out of the room.

I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:18 PM (672l/)

30 >>>That's "super- AGERS"

super agers!

I remember that Op. That was a good Op.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:18 PM (KRtlO)

31 27 They give Biden a micky so he can speak for more than an hour.

Then they sedate him to keep him from wandering off.

I'd like to see congress inquire as to what medicine he's been on and by whose authority it was administered.

Check the WH logs for all the doctor house calls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:18 PM (7+K6

I assume Joe is only in public on Jill's say so now...and is in round-the-clock care when he's not there.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 05:19 PM (exHjb)

32 26 Robert: Liquor

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:19 PM (v6JzV)

33 Ask your doctor if Levodopa is right for you.
Do not take Levodopa if you're allergic to Levodopa.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

34 >>> Actually she seems to want to keep Biden as the candidate. But if he's deposed, he can only be replaced with a Strong Black Woman.

A shrinking minority. Have they comspidered pandering to the LGBT+FOAD groups?
Or... Anna Paulina Luna. Wrong party but same party the Donks are flooding the coutry with. And she's 35.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 03, 2024 05:19 PM (cOq4q)

35 Okay, I'm about to hop on over to the liquor store,

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Robert

Bud Light

Posted by: Tyler Cherry at July 03, 2024 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

36 Robert: hard cider!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (Hkcdp)

37

That cunt Whitmer is most certainly on the phone screaming to get what she is owed.

I love it.

She a devious witch.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (nkLIP)

38 "engaged in complicated and important discussions and managing volatile crises."

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That is so stupid it is laugh out loud funny.

2 Days ago we were told the only people talking to Joe were his wife and her Chief of Staff and Hunter. All the rest of the WH staff were cut off.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (i7Q7S)

39 >>>. You said “Hi” to me back! Awesome! Hope you have a fabulous Independence Day weekend, Ace!

you too!

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (KRtlO)

40 Time-traveling Ace is the funnest Ace.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 03, 2024 05:22 PM (XPM1I)

41 WH logs?
First, they hide those.
Second, probably visits happen in Rehoboth house.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:22 PM (Hkcdp)

42 The Fuhrer is also a terrific dancer!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at July 03, 2024 05:23 PM (V5BDR)

43 Okay, I'm about to hop on over to the liquor store,

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Robert at July 03, 2024 05:17 PM (1Yy3c)

Gordon's, vodka and Kina Lillet.

Posted by: some suave secret agent at July 03, 2024 05:23 PM (OguvZ)

44 Mr. Biden and his top national security officials were in the Situation Room for hours, bracing for the attack, which came around midnight. Biden was updated in real time as the forces he ordered into the region began shooting down Iranian missiles and drones. He peppered leaders with questions throughout the response.

==

that's when he threw a fit and threatened Israel - "Biden told Netanyahu the night of Iran attacks: 'You retaliate, and you're on your own'
Netanyahu initially refused to heed Biden’s warning, arguing that a response was necessary to deter future attacks from Iran, but Biden only doubled down."

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:23 PM (V13WU)

45 Just a quick aside: one of my neighbors is the widow of Gregory Jarvis, the Payload Specialist who was one of the astronauts on the Challenger when it blew up.

Posted by: Paco at July 03, 2024 05:23 PM (njExo)

46 Found the video but didn't find who posted it. Sorry fellow moron for not getting credit for this:

Rep. Wesley Hunt (R-TX) argued former President Donald Trump was able to keep the United States safe from its enemies, recounting his “favorite” story of Trump when he negotiated with Taliban leaders.

Hunt explained how Trump wanted “a conditions-based withdrawal” of U.S. troops from Afghanistan when he and then-Secretary of State Mike Pompeo were negotiating with Taliban leaders. During these negotiations, Trump told Taliban leaders that he would kill them “if you harm a hair on a single American,” prompting the translator present with them to appear stunned.

“And Trump goes, ‘Tell him. Just tell him what I said!’” Hunt said on The Sage Steele Show. “Reached into his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, and handed it to him, got up, and walked out the room.”

youtube.com/watch?v=2NmLw31l9UE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (672l/)

47 The “super-agers “ bit really didn’t, uh, age well.
Very ‘emperors new clothes.’
Loving the WSJ reprinting this propaganda.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (Hkcdp)

48 Nassau is in the Bahamas, ace. That's where Thunderball is set. Dr. No was mostly set in and around Kingston, Jamaica.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (+b4rY)

49 Trump was falling asleep in court because the day before, after sitting in court all day, he flew across the country, delivered a 90 minute rally speech, then flew back to NY after midnight only to be in court at 7 the next morning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (evvc2)

50 Were I Kamala, I would avoid cruising any book depositories with my top down.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (ogTiX)

51 Check the WH logs for all the doctor house calls.

That's one of the theories why he spends every weekend in Delaware (where there are no visitor logs) - it's a way of quietly getting medical treatment without leaving a paper trail.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (uxCna)

52 On Tuesday, Rep. Jared Golden (D-Maine) predicted that Trump would win the 2024 election in November and expressed that he was "OK with that."

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Remember when Convicted Felon! was a thing?

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (i7Q7S)

53 He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.

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And it's not like he's flying coach, or even first class. He's basically in a fancy airborne RV.

By the way, don't know if you meant to imply it, but Sally Ride didn't die in the shuttle explosion (though she is now deceased)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (F4bAW)

54 I'm sure flying in Air Force One is an absolute bitch, nasty, crowded, you have to beg for water and the toilet is nasty.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (8GAR9)

55 10 am - 4 pm, then you figure in nap time, meals + cleanup, snack, etc.

MAYBE 2 hrs of clarity...maybe

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (sJHOI)

56 Biden is clearly out. This is all spin and copium.

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (q177U)

57 Speaking of positioning for success, someone needs to position Brian Stelter for success. I guess since losing his job he forgot he's supposed to be on his knees with a force mouth gag in place.

Posted by: See Ya Later Tater at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (2oViT)

58 51 Check the WH logs for all the doctor house calls.

That's one of the theories why he spends every weekend in Delaware (where there are no visitor logs) - it's a way of quietly getting medical treatment without leaving a paper trail.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 03, 2024 05:25 PM (uxCna)

If only we had journalists who actually broke stories.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (7+K68)

59 Noted rancid conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow is screaming that Donald Trump will send "death squads" after her.

The usual charge bu the death squads, in the myriad of brushfire wars we somehow always wound up involved in, was "poisoning the minds of the youth"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (D7oie)

60 It's not Parkinsons!

It's not Sickle Cell!

...

HE STUTTERS!!

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (XQPhT)

61 Someone needs to Position Kamala Harris for Success.

===

Call me !

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (V13WU)

62 "after sitting in court all day, he flew across the country, delivered a 90 minute rally speech, then flew back to NY after midnight only to be in court at 7 the next morning."

=============

Are you saying that is more grueling than flying to Europe on AF1 twice in 23 days??!

Come on, Jack!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

63 “ He said tests had turned up "no findings which would be consistent with" Parkinson's disease.”

Geez, for a doctor he sounds awfully like a lawyer. Does he have Parkinson’s or not? If not, then just say so. The fact that a doctor issued this lawyer word salad raises red flags for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (0xS3U)

64 He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.

Yes, but they don't a comfy bed on their flights where they can sleep. Can you imagine how that much privilege exhausts a body?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (EfuUT)

65 So, is this just infighting inside the Times, a struggle over which narrative to push? Because it was the Times that started the ball rolling with the editorial asking Biden to step aside.

Posted by: Someone unknown at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (rjJqk)

66 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
tomorrow the country with a actual king will throw out the conservative party in record numbers. Would UK like to take us back? the parliamentary system is looking pretty good about now and if we are going to have a king I'd prefer all the pomp and horses. Many horses.

Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
Long after this I will remember very positively how @GavinNewsom conducted himself. It has materially changed my opinion of him.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (9aVck)

67 50 Were I Kamala, I would avoid cruising any book depositories with my top down.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (ogTiX)

she's better off staying out of low rent sex toy shops with her mouth open, she's made that mistake before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (wyMQY)

68 Long-form, satirical, snarky, pop culture referencing ace is best ace!

Love ya, man! 80% no homo.

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (uCfKO)

69 It's the Potemkin Presidency.

But it's actually worse because of the MFM. The Administration and all of its technocratic allies brought the architectural plans; it's the MFM (aka DNC proxies) that actually built its façade.

There is no Biden Presidency (or Obama Presidency for that matter) without the collusion and proactive participation of the MFM setting all parameters and narratives while, coincidentally, sabotaging Republicans with tangible, provable, exorbitant lies.

This is a historic fraud that has transpired over years. Many years. Long enough for us to know with absolute certainty that our "democracy" has been a lie for, probably, longer than most of us have been alive. And I'm one of those 29-year olds who have seen some things.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (aXxgO)

70 Well, at least we know it's not rabies.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (1bNHn)

71 He was sequestered in Camp David for a week or more. "Preparing".

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (V13WU)

72 Could be Lupus, no ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (V13WU)

73 I agree with them that Joe is sharp as ever and was probably just tired from his extensive traveling plus that pesky cold( or sore throat). He totally should stay the course. Stay strong Joe!

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (HJ9BW)

74 Way too much denial going on with Biden's mental acuity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

75 He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.

--

Even weirder is how he was completely fine at the campaign rally in NC the next day.

Probably nothing. Certainly no reason to look closely at his earlobes or his face and hand structure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (672l/)

76 I love the statement Trump doesn’t exercise. Are they body shaming? I thought that was taboo.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 Reagan totally had signs of dementia while president, but this Biden fella is sharp as a tack. - idiots

Now to read the content.

Posted by: Brando at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (OonNM)

78 Sleep through a meeting.
Somebody who isn't you does something.
Lunch.
.....

Seriously, grueling schedule, man. How does he do it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (BAEGB)

79 He was sequestered in Camp David for a week or more. "Preparing".

11 days back.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (U8kCF)

80 68 Long-form, satirical, snarky, pop culture referencing ace is best ace!

Love ya, man! 80% no homo.
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (uCfKO

That's...counts on fingers....20 percent ghey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (7+K68)

81 Oprah for President it seems....
Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM

You get a cabinet position and you get a cabinet position and you get a...

Posted by: Now do ambassadors at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (8vpN6)

82 >> He was sequestered in Camp David for a week or more. "Preparing".

Operation: Preparation H

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (XQPhT)

83 "and if we are going to have a king I'd prefer all the pomp and horses."

===========

Yes, all my Biden LIV friends on Facebook are going all in with "THE SUPREME COURT MADE TRUMP A KING!!" talking point.

They apparently do not understand Trump isn't in office.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (i7Q7S)

84 Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall, the president's homeland security adviser, recounted a June 17 terrorism briefing for Mr. Biden in the Situation Room in which he "digested an immense amount of information" and asked questions that were "probing and insightful."

———-

June 17 of what year?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (0xS3U)

85 Mrs. Mommy Doktor Dr. Jill, your husband is now at Level IV Memory Care. This is going to cost you an additional $4K per month.

Posted by: A Place For Dad at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (V5BDR)

86
Breaking: Press expose' reveals FDR sometimes used a wheelchair, understandable since long walks and lack of escalator and elevator service in the White House was so tiring that even Johnny Weissmuller complained about it.

Posted by: Auspex at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (j4U/Z)

87 So, the press didn't know why Biden changed to the short steps?

The press didn't know why he started wearing thick-soled tennis shoes painted to look like dress shoes?

The press never wondered why he started having a gaggle of underlings to surround him?

Or the hundreds of other times we all saw what we saw and said, "this guy had dementia?"

What is their excuse for mansplaining that all to us?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (sMW+k)

88 Joe Bide is so cognitively in control that he packs an entire presidents schedule into 4 hours (including a much break)!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (fdSfO)

89 Dang. Trump has that much stamina and is in that good of shape without exercising?

That's incredible.

Wait, that's not how they meant it, is it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (672l/)

90 Montel William's side-piece

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (U8kCF)

91 76 I love the statement Trump doesn’t exercise. Are they body shaming? I thought that was taboo.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

How do they know ? And he does play golf

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)

92 Check the WH logs for all the doctor house calls.

Could be lupus.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

93 American Lease agreed to pay between $2500 and $16,500 for each Ocean, depending on vehicle condition. The lower amount will be reserved for damaged vehicles, while previously titled Oceans will go for slightly more at $3200. Between fleets in the United States and Canada, Fisker says in the filing that it has 2711 new vehicles in "Good Working Order" reserved for the top $16,500 price. While the final scope and dollar amount of the sale are still pending, the total figure is currently capped at $46,250,000.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (NtVYv)

94 Top 5 reasons Biden botched the debate:

https://tinyurl.com/yy53yf3h

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (o3Uyl)

95 Salute the marines!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (CHHv1)

96 King Donald does sound better than King Joe.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

97 But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's.
____________

I think there's actually a debate among the doctors willing to comment about whether this is in fact Parkinson's. Will look for link.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (Dm8we)

98 >> Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall

Strike one: a woman. Strike two: hyphenated surname.

Posted by: Someone unknown at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (rjJqk)

99 Hell, these days a J.D. is a pre-req for an M.D.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (BAEGB)

100 ***A new New York Times/Siena poll (George is using a crayon for a pollster) ***
---

You and I and George.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFOpf96S_dI

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (zWK0w)

101 He was sequestered in Camp David for a week or more. "Preparing".

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM

You misspelled "sleeping"

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (QNSds)

102 That cunt Whitmer is most certainly on the phone screaming to get what she is owed.
I love it.
She a devious witch.
Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (nkLI

I thought it was funny that a report came out saying the Whitmer had told a confidant that Michigan was no longer winnable for Biden, and than a day later she had to jump out and swear that was a vicious dirty lie, she never said anything like that and Michigan Loved Joe Biden. Obviously she got some high level phone calls and had to suck up to get back in good graces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (wyMQY)

103 Wtf is Jen Rubin yammering about?

Gah, the Wash Post wants to know why readership is down, look at her contributions.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (Hkcdp)

104 Is it lupus?

https://youtu.be/LNelnqsmnlM

Posted by: George Costanza at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (8vpN6)

105 That cunt Whitmer is most certainly on the phone screaming to get what she is owed.

I love it.

She a devious witch.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (nkLIP)
==
It certainly would sew up Michigan. Trump supporters would vote for her to get her the hell out of the state.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (GZYu7)

106 HE STUTTERS!!
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (XQPhT)

that is an odd way to spell "Lewy Body Dementia"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (D7oie)

107 The fact that a doctor issued this lawyer word salad raises red flags for me.

Somebody should file a complaint with the relevant medical society.

A doctor is free to say nothing about his patient's medical condition, of course, but if you choose to publicly make assertions about your patients health, that needs to be truthful.

I doubt that a doctor who habitually lied in workman's compensation proceedings about the condition of his patients would be able to do so without consequence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (uxCna)

108 91 76 I love the statement Trump doesn’t exercise. Are they body shaming? I thought that was taboo.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

How do they know ? And he does play golf
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)

He watches The Gorilla Channel and rapes someone every now and again. That's enough exercise at his age.

Posted by: Not Everyone Can Plank Like RBG at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (2oViT)

109 He's like Matthew Mcconaughey in Limitless. He's using 100% of his brain during that short period they he needs the rest of the day as a refractory period.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (fdSfO)

110 91 How do they know ? And he does play golf
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024

Right! They are making a huge assumption because he has a tummy.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 WH doc announces that the president does not, in fact, have leprosy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (2UnvF)

112 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Monty Python at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (8vpN6)

113 97 But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's.
____________

I think there's actually a debate among the doctors willing to comment about whether this is in fact Parkinson's. Will look for link.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (Dm8we)

I'm no doctor, but I've been around it a few times. The constant hand tremors are the most noticeable symptom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (wyMQY)

114 Nassau is in the Bahamas, ace. That's where Thunderball is set. Dr. No was mostly set in and around Kingston, Jamaica.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (rc+e1)

115 Also, when did they move Nassau to Jamaica?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (2UnvF)

116 111 WH doc announces that the president does not, in fact, have leprosy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (2UnvF)

Or a brain

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 05:32 PM (IyPmt)

117 Lightbringer >> Super-ager

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (0xS3U)

118 "Somebody should file a complaint with the relevant medical society."

==============

Republicans don't know how to do this.

New York just disbarred Rudy G because he told "lies" about the 2020 election.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (i7Q7S)

119 It's like when you jerk off and have clarity for 15 min. Joe Biden's just lasts 3 hours.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (fdSfO)

120 In other news , doctor o'connor stated unequivocally that joe biden does not have leprosy, Probably

Posted by: Fish at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (EuoY/)

121 110 91 How do they know ? And he does play golf
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024

Right! They are making a huge assumption because he has a tummy.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (ZdaMQ

Trump eats well. No doubt. I think he's actually looking better than he did in 2016.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (7+K68)

122 * 80% of people born before 1960 call NASA "Nassau."
---
Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (woPEM)

123 104 Is it lupus?

https://youtu.be/LNelnqsmnlM
Posted by: George Costanza at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (8vpN6)

"maybe it's a toomah." - Kindergartner

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!!!" - Ahnold

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (wyMQY)

124 Everything they offer up is damning on the surface… anyone that fragile should not be running a Food Truck, let alone a country… the Democrats lack self awareness..

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

125 alkjfas iwrjwiaakj orweefjaija f;ahf;jsh;sfa;n

Posted by: Michael J Fox at July 03, 2024 05:33 PM (2UnvF)

126 Ace appears to have mastered time travel. Next up masters in shelving

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (NMNWr)

127 But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's.
____________

I think there's actually a debate among the doctors willing to comment about whether this is in fact Parkinson's. Will look for link.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (Dm8we)

I'm no doctor, but I've been around it a few times. The constant hand tremors are the most noticeable symptom.
Posted by: Tom Servo
________

They addressed that. I think it was the stiffness, lack of arm swinging when he walks, and maybe the blank stare that were supposedly hallmarks of Parkinson's.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (Dm8we)

128 "The uncomfortable occurrences were not predictable"

How does Day Ending in Y grab ya?

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (FLKoZ)

129 I haven't looked at comments yet, but I'm sure there are some comments about the Sienna poll.

Explaining something about them.

After they got 2020 really wrong, they went back to their methodology to take a look at it. This is something pollsters should do, though many don't.

What they found is that they had been excluding poll respondent who did not complete the survey. These are people who start the survey, get through a few questions then stop answering. The original methodology would be to exclude them from the poll.

But when the looked at their records, they found that this group of respondents were overwhelmingly pro-Trump.

In 2024, they are no longer excluding these people from the poll for the questions that they do answer, only from the questions they don't.

The results have been pretty dramatic. They were very good during the primaries, calling several races, such as New Hampshire, within a fraction of a point. This is also why Sienna has been showing a Trump lead for months, I think since November. Much different than the results they were getting in 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (5p7BC)

130 Again:
Not competent to run for President but competent to remain President.

And the same people that lied for years about Biden's mental health will be telling us next week how Kamala is the most qualified Presidential candidate since Hillary.

That is why they are so shamelessly trying to rehabilitate their image:
They desperately need the public to trust them again about Kamala.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (sMW+k)

131 *Trump eats well. No doubt.*

Steak with ketchup!!

Posted by: Hunts not Heinz at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (8vpN6)

132
"Gaslighting"
I prefer lying instead since that's all the mfm does.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (OgWfa)

133 109 He's like Matthew Mcconaughey in Limitless. He's using 100% of his brain during that short period they he needs the rest of the day as a refractory period.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM (fdSfO)

Well alright alright. Take me some smart pills.

Posted by: Bradley Cooper Softly Weeps at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (2oViT)

134 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
Long after this I will remember very positively how @GavinNewsom conducted himself. It has materially changed my opinion of him.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (9aVck)
==
I see we are back to pants creases as a means to determine how good someone is.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 03, 2024 05:35 PM (GZYu7)

135 @129, verrry interesting !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:35 PM (V13WU)

136 Astro Ace >>>>>>>>> Big Dummy Lamont Ace

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 05:35 PM (rc+e1)

137 McCon e Hey wasn't in limitless.

That was Bradly cooper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:35 PM (7+K68)

138 If Biden has Parkinson’s he should resign or not run.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

139 Go Dark Brandon Go!

From NYTimes...

Biden to Hold Crisis Meeting With Democratic Governors at the White House
The president is trying to reassure his supporters that he can still win in November despite his debate debacle last week.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (o3Uyl)

140 Bribe'em probably doesn't have leprosy or the heartbreak of psoriasis either.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (K+Odn)

141 It's sort of neat to realize the "he don't exercise!!!" attack is exactly the same as Joe challenging someone to do push-ups.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (672l/)

142 134 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
Long after this I will remember very positively how @GavinNewsom conducted himself. It has materially changed my opinion of him

Sounds like a swoon to me!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 Gaaaaaaahhhh I've always loathed that "we only use 20% of our brains" nonsense.... that's like saying we only use 20% of our cars because the fucking bumper don't have a spark plug in it.

Or that Shitpants only uses 20% of his hand when he's groping a senator's granddaughter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:36 PM (BAEGB)

144 "But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's."

Could be both.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (FLKoZ)

145 Okay, I'm about to hop on over to the liquor store,

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Robert

Thunderbird.

Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (iODuv)

146 He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.
__________________

And let's face it, he wasn't flying economy class, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

147 The results have been pretty dramatic. They were very good during the primaries, calling several races, such as New Hampshire, within a fraction of a point. This is also why Sienna has been showing a Trump lead for months, I think since November. Much different than the results they were getting in 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (5p7BC)
==
Nice to see you posting again.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (GZYu7)

148 They addressed that. I think it was the stiffness, lack of arm swinging when he walks, and maybe the blank stare that were supposedly hallmarks of Parkinson's.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM (Dm8we)

If they are even on stage together again (I doubt they will be) Trump should bring along a hand held joy stick and point it Joe and move it around while Joe is walking in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (wyMQY)

149 he needs the rest of the day as a refractory period.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:31 PM

A refractory period is for, how you say, amateurs.

Posted by: Paolo at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (rc+e1)

150 This post is why people come here.

Well done, Ace!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (y7DxH)

151 >>>Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

yeah. and people -- even people in politics, political commentary, and the media -- continue saying "pundiNt" instead of "pundit." Even people who actually are pundits.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (KRtlO)

152 Were I Kamala, I would avoid cruising any book depositories with my top down.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (ogTiX)

I had a much different visual than what was likely intended, and I ain't happy about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (hZc6Q)

153 Kamala/Newsom !! Make America California (Again) - MACA !~

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (V13WU)

154 Who is paying Rubin now?

Do they know she's an idiot?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:38 PM (7+K68)

155 Biden doesn't have leprosy!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 03, 2024 05:38 PM (2UnvF)

156 140 Bribe'em probably doesn't have leprosy or the heartbreak of psoriasis either.

Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrhea! at July 03, 2024 05:38 PM (8vpN6)

157 Pen-guin.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

158 So people are taking the poll and get fed up with the questions and say "F' this" and quit? That would be me. You might want to throw out the last question they answered too.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

159 Is Kamala flat chested? Have never read anything about her boobies.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (PCK5/)

160 Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

--

Racism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (672l/)

161 So Joe Biden will be the new patient in the updated Flowers for Algernon. He'll make a remarkable recovery then sometime in October it'll wear off and they'll find him in the oval office, naked, curled in a fetal ball and drooling.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (NMNWr)

162 I was born in 1953, and I don't remember anyone calling NASA "Nassau". And I do remember drinking Tang.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (1bNHn)

163 151 NegoSEEation vs NegoSHEation.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (FLKoZ)

164 Saw on utube the other day that the first woman executed by electric chair in South Carolina got fucked (in the literal sense) by Strom Thurmond on the way to Old Sparky.

They had previously been doing it years before she set up a murder.

Sue Logue, she was a three timer. Screwed her husband, her brother-in-law, and Strom.

Wild shit in South Carolina. That f-ing state causes all sorts of trouble, up to and including civil wars, lol.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

165 Has the NYT been banned from Facebook for this?

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (3l0s/)

166 the worst kind of fentnol is nukular fentnol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (wyMQY)

167 Speaking of exercise, I guess I should get off this pool float and swim. Lazy tail.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

168
Re Parkinson's. See this post from Berenson from his Substack yesterday:
https://tinyurl.com/2h4g9cq4

That neurologist he spoke with thinks it's mid-stage Parkinson's with Parkinson's dementia.

Resting tremor is not always present. It often is, but doesn't always happen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (w6EFb)

169 Why does Jen Rubin feel the need to continuously remind everyone of her pathetic loser life and that's she's not all that bright?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

170 Ace appears to have mastered time travel. Next up masters in shelving

Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

after that: Dishwashing Tips and Hints

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

171 You know, every elderly person has that moment of forgetfulness or maybe mixes words up. And they all think "do I have Alzheimers? ". We are supposed to believe it's never crossed the mind of Biden or his family that he's failing?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (xjTDL)

172 151 >>>Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

yeah. and people -- even people in politics, political commentary, and the media -- continue saying "pundiNt" instead of "pundit." Even people who actually are pundits.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (KRtlO)

yeah and the crazy kids that call cobloggers cob loggers

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (o3Uyl)

173 It's actually more efficient to cram all your thinking into one short period of the day. It's like intermittent fasting for your brain. Joe Biden is a trend setter.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (fdSfO)

174 160 Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

Supposably.

Posted by: Joey from Friends at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (8vpN6)

175 it's like flying NY to LA -- a little faster, in fact.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)
--------------

Phrasing!

oh, wait...go on......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (tT6L1)

176 He said tests had turned up "no findings which would be consistent with" Parkinson's disease.

Biden also tested negative for endometriosis and ovarian cyst disease, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (guGkK)

177 Hold it. Hold it.

We have a correction.

Biden is fully functional from 10:00 to 10:04, not to 4:00.

That is all.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (1bNHn)

178 Speaking of exercise, I guess I should get off this pool float and swim. Lazy tail.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

---------------

Phrasing!

oh, wait...go on......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (tT6L1)

179 Ham radio operators who transmit The Horde's second-favorite form of humor are know as pun dits.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 05:41 PM (rc+e1)

180 Thunderbird.
Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at July 03, 2024 05:37 PM (iODuv)

Captain Scarlet and the Mysterions was better. Fight me.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (D7oie)

181 yeesh, copy paste fail

I wonder if that's worse than a sock fail?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

182 And he does play golf
Posted by: It's me donna

Golf is a good walk, spoiled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (v6JzV)

183 He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.

———

Not to mention its AIR FORCE ONE with accommodations the Pharaoh's couldn’t even imagine.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (2fIO4)

184 It's not lupus

*********

In my considered medical opinion, Mr. Biden has developed ED.

Electile Dysfunction.

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (uCfKO)

185 Is Kamala flat chested? Have never read anything about her boobies.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:39 PM (PCK5/)

If you squint real hard, she *might* be a One, assuming she wasn't a godless commie, and removed her cray-cray. Word has it she gives good beejers.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (ufFY8)

186 Why does Jen Rubin feel the need to continuously remind everyone of her pathetic loser life and that's she's not all that bright?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

----------------------

And uglier than a mud fence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (2UnvF)

187 She may be a whore, but I've always somewhat admired that Harris dresses like a normal professional adult woman and doesn't put on the stupid "I'm just so busy" greasy hair and rumpled pantsuit schtick that most pinko bitches affect. Or the "look at me I'm wearing the couch from your grandmother's basement" look.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (BAEGB)

188 160 Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

People axe me dat all da time.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (8vpN6)

189 >>> I was born in 1953, and I don't remember anyone calling NASA "Nassau". And I do remember drinking Tang.

maybe it was just my family. I have heard it from others, though.

For a while I thought that NASA must be based in Nassau.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:43 PM (KRtlO)

190 Probably nothing. Certainly no reason to look closely at his earlobes or his face and hand structure.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:27 PM (672l/)

My main objection to the 'Actor Biden' conspiracy theory is wondering if someone with the right technology could compare voice prints and suss out the fake.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 05:43 PM (y7DxH)

191 That NYT article does not say if Joe read from a binder or from note cards in most of the discussions and meetings in which he
appeared A-OK.

Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2024 05:43 PM (5fDan)

192 Dee you bitch.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 03, 2024 05:43 PM (bNf8H)

193 Joe Biden is like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He may have every disease under the sun, but they're all keeping each other in check.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (fdSfO)

194 >>>If you squint real hard, she *might* be a One, assuming she wasn't a godless commie, and removed her cray-cray.

ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.

Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

195 at instapundit, someone remarked that, to leapfrog over Joe, Kamala Harris must learn what can be, unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

196 >> Joe Biden is like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He may have every disease under the sun, but they're all keeping each other in check.

Like Bill Clinton's STDs.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (XQPhT)

197 ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.

Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (7+K68)

198 Joe could also have Lewy Body Dementia…

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

199 106 HE STUTTERS!!
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (XQPhT)

that is an odd way to spell "Lewy Body Dementia"

i'm sure scott kim could make it work

Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

200 "It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr."

But not as tight.

Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

201 187 She may be a whore, but I've always somewhat admired that Harris dresses like a normal professional adult woman and doesn't put on the stupid "I'm just so busy" greasy hair and rumpled pantsuit schtick that most pinko bitches affect. Or the "look at me I'm wearing the couch from your grandmother's basement" look.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:42 PM (BAEGB)

Because she's a lawyer.

Lawyers were expected to dress like grownups until relatively recently. Even if you were gonna suck a dick, you needed to be in a suit.

Posted by: Dress for Suckcess at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (2oViT)

202 ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.

Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

The mental imagery is disturbing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (7+K68)

203
My main objection to the 'Actor Biden' conspiracy theory is wondering if someone with the right technology could compare voice prints and suss out the fake.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum

--

I'd be more shocked to learn there aren't body doubles than there are. I just assume most times they are not expected to speak.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (672l/)

204 187 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

205 Library web filter won't let me do image search on "kamala harris tits." Somebody else will have to do the heavy lifting here.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (BBJ1U)

206 Amazing what a hour and a half for the first time in over 3 years the public really saw Sundowner did.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

207 >>>Kamala is attractive physically.

more gaslighting, and now from my beloved readers!

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

208 Ace appears to have mastered time travel. Next up masters in shelving
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:34 PM

Ace's shelving is straight, strong, and solid. It does not dance or move around like certain people from Kansas City! Any rumors to the contrary are just that.

And Phas3 is going shake the world!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (rc+e1)

209 It don't really matter how you look when you can crack a glass marble with your larynx.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (BAEGB)

210 > "Hold it. Hold it.

We have a correction.

Biden is fully functional from 10:00 to 10:04, not to 4:00.

That is all."
--Posted by: Eeyore

With only momentary incoherent lapses.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (scll+)

211 I'm keeping an eye on this Ace dude.

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (woPEM)

212 ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

==

*cataracts

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)

213 188 160 Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.

People axe me dat all da time.
--
Gonna go nuculer on you now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (sMW+k)

214 204 187 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ

That happens when you have an internal conflict.

Her conflict arises from knowing HOW she got where she is today and her trying to convince herself she did it on merit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (7+K68)

215
Parkinson's dementia is closely related to Lewy Body dementia.

That latter closely fit my father's dementia symptoms there at the last.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (w6EFb)

216 *...that act like software filters !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (V13WU)

217 It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.

Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

-

I bet $100 right now that somewhere online there is someone who is into that for that extremely specific reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (672l/)

218 194 >>>If you squint real hard, she *might* be a One, assuming she wasn't a godless commie, and removed her cray-cray.

ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.

Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

Imagine fucking Sammy when Dean is standing there dead drunk.

Posted by: guy who might bd missing the point at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (2oViT)

219 "It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr."

But not as tight.
Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

No one ever talks about me.

Posted by: Peter Lawford at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

220 Why do people pronounce "fentanyl" as "fentnol?" It seems almost universal.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

It's just a sign of how widespread the term has become. The more a word gets used, the more abbreviated it tends to become, at least in pronunciation.

See also "Wednesday," "orange" (pronounced "ornge" in the Midwest).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (v6JzV)

221 Kamala is a Shoney's two, at best.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (7+K68)

222 Does anyone have the website for death squads-r-us? I would like to submit my CV for consideration? I consider Franco and Pinochet my heroes, hope that helps my chances? Fingers crossed....

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (A2E7p)

223 >> Joe Biden is like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He may have every disease under the sun, but they're all keeping each other in check.

Now. By September he will be Herbert from Family Guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

224 Is it death squads or death squats or are they both the same?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (zWK0w)

225 No no. It's a stutter.

Posted by: ... at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (lX8VI)

226 >>Kamala is attractive physically.

She looks like Joe Camel.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (XQPhT)

227 Kamala is attractive physically.
---
I didn't know "turkey neck" was a fetish but here we are ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (sMW+k)

228 Kamala is attractive physically.

more gaslighting, and now from my beloved readers!
Posted by: ace

--

Hindu muffin

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (672l/)

229 I The Ho is going anywhere as long as its out of DC.
No one likes her.

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (fwDg9)

230 Imagine fucking Sammy when Dean is standing there dead drunk.
Posted by: guy who might bd missing the point at July 03, 2024 05:47 PM (2oViT)

Why rush? It ain't like he's going anywhere.

....

Wait are we doing the over the top futtbuckery jokes thing now or not?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (BAEGB)

231
Look up Peter Falk and Sammy "seeing eye to eye".

When they faced each other, their goods eyes lined up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2024 05:48 PM (w6EFb)

232 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.
Posted by: Piper

Really? Maybe when she was 20. But now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (v6JzV)

233 >>Now. By September he will be Herbert from Family Guy.

HODOR!

Posted by: Hodor at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (XQPhT)

234 66 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
tomorrow the country with a actual king will throw out the conservative party in record numbers. Would UK like to take us back? the parliamentary system is looking pretty good about now and if we are going to have a king I'd prefer all the pomp and horses. Many horses.

Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·7h
Long after this I will remember very positively how @GavinNewsom conducted himself. It has materially changed my opinion of him.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 03, 2024 05:26 PM (9aVck)
_______
Jen, accept that you are a hideous skank. There's no way Newsome is slipping you even an inch.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (1bNHn)

235 207 >>>Kamala is attractive physically.

more gaslighting, and now from my beloved readers!
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

I assume that comment came from someone with an ownership interest in the company where she is stabled.

Posted by: it's a big neigh on Kamala, boss at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (2oViT)

236 Listen to how she talks -- it's pure Sammy Davis junoir, hepcats.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (7+K6

Sammy Davis Jr had serious drug issues for a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (D7oie)

237 tomorrow the country with a actual king will throw out the conservative party in record numbers. Would UK like to take us back? the parliamentary system is looking pretty good about now and if we are going to have a king I'd prefer all the pomp and horses. Many horses.
-------
If the U.S. were Britain [or Canada or Oz...], PM Biden would have to be grilled by the Leader of the Opposition at least once a week or more, having to answer his questions. That would not turn out well for Crazy Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (Jh5b+)

238 207 >>>Kamala is attractive physically.

more gaslighting, and now from my beloved readers!
Posted by: ace at July 03

She has great teeth!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

239 @219 so Joey Bishop is chopped liver?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (NMNWr)

240 Ace: Sally Ride was not a teacher nor was she on the Challenger when it blew up. You were thinking of Christa McAuliffe.

Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (NiZ4j)

241 "Kamala is a Shoney's two, at best.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

I was going to say a Cracker Barrel three but that may be too generous.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (vFG9F)

242 Kamala is attractive physically.
______
To what species?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (1bNHn)

243 Remembering some advice for new widows to make NO major life changes for at least a year.
One woman said that at first she was so lonely that she'd have married Sammy Davis Jr....

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (y7DxH)

244 See also "Wednesday," "orange" (pronounced "ornge" in the Midwest).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------------------------------

it's Or an ge

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (zWK0w)

245 >>Kamala is attractive physically.

She looks like Joe Camel.
Posted by: garrett
......

with a botched wattle lift.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

246 I get the feeling ace may have been in the same room with KJP, at some point, hence his insight.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

247 Captain Scarlet was indestructible, IIRC.

Posted by: Destiny Angel at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (V5BDR)

248 ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

Big Penguin has penetrated deeply.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (rc+e1)

249
Perhaps it's early onset rigor mortis...

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (uCfKO)

250 Is it Ku Ma La

Or Koo Ma La

Or Koh Ma La

??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (7+K68)

251 >>Big Penguin has penetrated deeply.

Well. Penguins don't give you much choice, now do they?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (XQPhT)

252 242 Kamala is attractive physically.
------------

Not even in Jamaica.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (zWK0w)

253 The top of Kamala's head is pretty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (NMNWr)

254 The good people of Nassau county take umbrage.

Posted by: look whats not at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (nakGR)

255 People who don't pronounce the g at the end of orangutan can fuck all the way off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (BAEGB)

256 She has great teeth!
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM

What am I, caries?

Posted by: AOP at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (rc+e1)

257 You were thinking of Christa McAuliffe.
-------
And the Hindu woman too.

A lesson for Kamala there??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (Jh5b+)

258 Rep. Wesley Hunt (R-TX) argued former President Donald Trump was able to keep the United States safe from its enemies, recounting his “favorite” story of Trump when he negotiated with Taliban leaders.

Hunt explained how Trump wanted “a conditions-based withdrawal” of U.S. troops from Afghanistan when he and then-Secretary of State Mike Pompeo were negotiating with Taliban leaders. During these negotiations, Trump told Taliban leaders that he would kill them “if you harm a hair on a single American,” prompting the translator present with them to appear stunned.

“And Trump goes, ‘Tell him. Just tell him what I said!’” Hunt said on The Sage Steele Show. “Reached into his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban’s home, and handed it to him, got up, and walked out the room.”

youtube.com/watch?v=2NmLw31l9UE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (672l/)
______________

What a great story! Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

259 sexually tasteless? On a blog which has admiral Ackbar post regularly?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)

260 Kamala's face belongs on Easter Island.

Posted by: rapa no at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (2oViT)

261 She has great teeth!
Posted by: Piper

Piker
-- AoC

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (v6JzV)

262 250 Is it Ku Ma La

Or Koo Ma La

Or Koh Ma La

??
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------------------------

It's Kan el a. Piel canela. She's from Jamaica you know.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (zWK0w)

263 >>sexually tasteless?

God Bless Covid.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (XQPhT)

264 NASA, Nassau...lets call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Gimme some space man at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (GPtBB)

265 253 The top of Kamala's head is pretty
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (NMNWr)

Could be flatter

Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (ogTiX)

266 "Kamala is attractive physically."

Can I have a look?

Posted by: Blind kid feeling up an elephant at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

267 gh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog.

It would be like f***ing Sammy Davis Jr.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

Hey!! He was wonderful!!

Posted by: May Britt at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (iODuv)

268 Not Sally Ride. Krista McAuliffe.

Posted by: norrin radd at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (j643M)

269 If Kamala was the last woman on earth, I'd decline to engage with her.

Posted by: Nobody's That Desperate at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (V5BDR)

270 I don't see anyone telling us that Brandon doesn't have 2nd stage syphilis.... yet...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (FK/Hs)

271 In a career that Rush called "Show business for ugly people", Ms. Harris is much more attractive than most.
Not that it should matter.
Heck, even KJP is kind of cute.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (y7DxH)

272 206 Amazing what a hour and a half for the first time in over 3 years the public really saw Sundowner did.
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9

English grammar Google it! lmao
-Sister Mary Benjamin Third Grade Teacher

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (o3Uyl)

273 the parliamentary system is looking pretty good about now
__________________

It is prone to instability. See, e.g., Italy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

274 232 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.
Posted by: Piper

Really? Maybe when she was 20. But now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03

She is photogenic. How about that? Better? She isn’t Melania. But she isn’t jen Rubin.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

275 Nassau, Bahamas BTW. [Ignoring the HRE confederation of the Rhine Duchy of Nassau.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (Jh5b+)

276 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
===

No and no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

277 >>In a career that Rush called "Show business for ugly people", Ms. Harris is much more attractive than most.

Put her next to Rep Luna and repeat that.

I'll wait here.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (XQPhT)

278 232 Kamala is attractive physically. She just doesn’t come across has likable.
Posted by: Piper

Really? Maybe when she was 20. But now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (v6JzV)
______
That is the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (1bNHn)

279 269 If Kamala was the last woman on earth, I'd decline to engage with her.
Posted by: Nobody's That Desperate at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (V5BDR)

If you and her were the last humans on earth she'd still suck your dick to be vice president.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (BAEGB)

280 I thought it was Comma-luh...b/c that's the least ear-attractive way to say it...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (exHjb)

281 Ace: Sally Ride was not a teacher nor was she on the Challenger when it blew up. You were thinking of Christa McAuliffe.
Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at July 03, 2024 05:49 PM (NiZ4j)

this is absolutely correct. Sally Ride was on the Mystery Ship, On her way to a world that others might have missed.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (D7oie)

282 Is it Ku Ma La

Or Koo Ma La

Or Koh Ma La

??
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.....

It's Kamalama.
Rhymes with Alabama.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

283 277 >>In a career that Rush called "Show business for ugly people", Ms. Harris is much more attractive than most.

Put her next to Rep Luna and repeat that.

I'll wait here.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:54 PM (XQPhT)
______
Luna is simply gorgeous.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (1bNHn)

284 270 I don't see anyone telling us that Brandon doesn't have 2nd stage syphilis.... yet...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 05:53 PM (FK/Hs)

-Zombie Al Capone has entered the chat

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (o3Uyl)

285 ugh, the sexual tastelessness of this blog

Word.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (mH6SG)

286 From an 'inner beauty' perspective, both KJP and Kamala turn an outie into an innie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (rc+e1)

287 jokes Kamala's drunkenness were a constant on SNL (!) Maya Rudolph used to do a great Kamala impersonation, martini glass and all.
*Disclaimer, I don;t watch SNL, btw, just the few things I come across on youtube.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (V13WU)

288 >>. Nassau, Bahamas BTW. [Ignoring the HRE confederation of the Rhine Duchy of Nassau.]

oh well then my theory doesn't work. I think Dr. No is in Jamaica. Thunderball is in the Bahamas.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

289 I would rather own a timeshare in Nancy Pelosi's lifeless womb than be anywhere near Kamala's yes-yes square.

Posted by: my standards are low but not that low at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (2oViT)

290 Is it Ku Ma La

Or Koo Ma La

Or Koh Ma La

??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (7+K6

===

KAH-ma-la

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

291 Is Jen Rubin still a "conservative" columnist?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (evvc2)

292 crossing the atlantic is no big deal -- it's a five and a half hour flight that he gets to sleep through.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

And let us not forget that he does it on AF1, which is incredibly luxurious and designed for maximum comfort. For instance, they pressurize the cabin to a much lower altitude than commercial planes...that in itself makes it much easier to fly long distances. And they exchange the air much faster too, because they don't care about burning extra fuel to heat it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (d9fT1)

293 "The uncomfortable occurrences were not predictable, but seemed more likely when he was in a large crowd or tired after a particularly bruising schedule."

Ahahaha!

Yeah, he only short-circuited when the public was around (since those witnesses couldn't be silenced), but privately? Einsteinium Michelangeloism.

And the bruising schedule of six hour days with intervening nap and three day work weeks with off-DC campus vacationing every weekend.

Man, historic stoicism on display.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

294 Comma Lhama?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (7+K68)

295 Compared to Rose DeLauro Kamala is attractive. Compared to Rose DeLauro hemorrhoids on a cow are attractive

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (NMNWr)

296 It must be frustrating when Joe slips into an incoherent rage. How do people figure out why he's so angry?

Not that I care about his caregivers.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2024 05:56 PM (JLq/1)

297 Captain Scarlet was indestructible, IIRC.
Posted by: Destiny Angel at July 03, 2024 05:50 PM (V5BDR)

That is easy when you are a marionette. A Muppet would have been TOAST

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:57 PM (D7oie)

298 Death squabs!

Pigeons with frigging laser beams on their heads.

I want one of these more than I want a pony!

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 05:57 PM (uCfKO)

299 Yall are harsh!

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 05:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

300 As for the VP's attractiveness...she's got hips and a waist that a 4-time pregnant woman should have - but she has no kids.

So, she's pudgy...pretty face when made up, but the figure is out a 4, and the face when not made up goes downhill...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (exHjb)

301 I said "than most" and I was actually thinking about
the Squad...

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (y7DxH)

302 260 Kamala's face belongs on Easter Island.
Posted by: rapa no at July 03, 2024 05:52 PM (2oViT)

Keen observation there Mayte!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (o3Uyl)

303 >>>ce: Sally Ride was not a teacher nor was she on the Challenger when it blew up. You were thinking of Christa McAuliffe.

i'm really striking out here with my Time Machine

Did I mention my time machine stutters?

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)

304 Commie llama

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

305 She is photogenic. How about that? Better? She isn’t Melania. But she isn’t jen Rubin.
Posted by: Piper

She is more photogenic than Pelosi. And probably Rubin. But that's all I'll give her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (v6JzV)

306 Those getting the abuse deserve it for being part of this charade

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

307 Karmella hit the wall years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (672l/)

308 o Lewy Body dementia.

The guy who designed the 1953 Studebaker?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (bNIcd)

309 Here's a 100% foolproof prediction:

The downward trajectory of Biden's cognitive decline will not improve, and become increasingly impossible to cover up no matter what absurd gaslighting is attempted.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (scll+)

310 Also, I can tell you for a fact that she finds hearing her name mispronounced very irritating. Very.

*grins*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (RIvkX)

311 @298 Muldoon, look up WWII pigeon guided missiles

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (NMNWr)

312 Is it Ku Ma La
Or Koo Ma La
Or Koh Ma La
??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 05:51 PM (7+K6

I always thought The Police were good for at least one more album, too bad about Sting's ego. Zenyatta Mondata knocked it out of the park.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (D7oie)

313 >>i'm really striking out here with my Time Machine

Did you line the floor with Aluminum Foil?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (XQPhT)

314 Did I mention my time machine stutters?
Posted by: ace
.....

I thought it just had a Bad Night.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

315 Kamala’s worst feature is her NFL lineman’s neck.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (ogTiX)

316 Raggity Karine looks way better than The Ho

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

317 He has a pretty severe neurological condition of some sort, I think we all can agree on that. His mental incapacity is no doubt age related, and almost certainly non reversible. To try to foist him off on the country as capable is sublime gaslighting. Only fools or cynics can go along with the charade.

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (PCK5/)

318 When's the last time Jennifer Rubin Rubin wrote something in the same galaxy as conservative?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (JLq/1)

319 ....and handed it to him, got up, and walked out the room.”

youtube.com/watch?v=2NmLw31l9UE

Posted by: Moron Robbie -
--------------------------

Is that the right link? I couldn't find the Trump story.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (zWK0w)

320 >>Karmella hit the wall years ago.

...and the Shower can't get Hot Enough!

Posted by: The Wall at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (XQPhT)

321 The current situation on our Southern Border happened on Kamala's watch as Border Czar. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (rc+e1)

322 Ace can you construct a primitive lathe?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (NMNWr)

323 President Kamalahaha

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (Ka3bZ)

324 Also, I can tell you for a fact that she finds hearing her name mispronounced very irritating. Very.

*grins*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......

Quick. Somebody email her a link to this thread.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

325 317 He has a pretty severe neurological condition of some sort, I think we all can agree on that. His mental incapacity is no doubt age related, and almost certainly non reversible. To try to foist him off on the country as capable is sublime gaslighting. Only fools or cynics can go along with the charade.
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
______
Don't forget, his initial setting at start was "Dolt".

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (1bNHn)

326 Did I mention my time machine stutters?
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)

"Hey what the fuck man this is just a damn datsun with the paint sanded off!"

-ace in 1946 showing off his ride to President Dewey

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (BAEGB)

327 Piper, from the few pics I've seen of you, you are much better looking than Kamala ever was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (v6JzV)

328 More diseases Joe Biden doesn't have, in no particular order: beri-beri, the heartbreak of psoriasis, ich, consumption, the megrims, liver flukes, Spon plague.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (oPkli)

329 316 Raggity Karine looks way better than The Ho
Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

I am partial to the “ Mopsy” appellation for her, myself…

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

330 >> Raggity Karine looks way better than The Ho

Raggity Lesbiannie is a Super Model compared to Kamala.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (XQPhT)

331 >>>322 Ace can you construct a primitive lathe?

haha. i think it's "some sort of a rudimentary lathe"

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

332
Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.

His much younger aides must have AIDS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

333 321 The current situation on our Southern Border happened on Kamala's watch as Border Czar. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (rc+e1

Funny how's she's accomplished fuck and all.

Czar is Russian for Useless Prig

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (7+K68)

334 The current situation on our Southern Border happened on Kamala's watch as Border Czar. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 06:00 PM (rc+e1)

If only the czar knew....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (BAEGB)

335 Kamala is attractive physically.

She looks like Joe Camel.
Posted by: garrett

Pass me a onesie will ya?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (o3Uyl)

336 ace, please never use a lathe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (672l/)

337 Did I mention my time machine stutters?

In fairness, Ace is on a roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (rc+e1)

338 this is absolutely correct. Sally Ride was on the Mystery Ship, On her way to a world that others might have missed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (D7oie)

Along with 73 men. ROFL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (wyMQY)

339 305 She is photogenic. How about that? Better? She isn’t Melania. But she isn’t jen Rubin.
Posted by: Piper

She is more photogenic than Pelosi. And probably Rubin. But that's all I'll give her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
-----------------------------------

There are rocks more photogenic than Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (zWK0w)

340 As a deeply homely man I hesitate to make fun of a woman's looks

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (JLq/1)

341 the lathe being a reference to the gunbarrel Kirk somehow makes for his improvised cannon when he defeats the Gorn in "Arena." A lathe might have helped make the barrel.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (KRtlO)

342 One of my grandmothers had Parkinson's, and she stayed smart. The other had Alzheimer's but she at least stayed nice. Never short tempered.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (1bNHn)

343 President Kamalahaha
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

They'll really have to redo that statue outside the governor's palace in Honolulu.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (v6JzV)

344 Did Gilligans Island ever have a coconut-tech time machine?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (672l/)

345 Why do they act like it's such an accomplishment to take a nap on the most luxurious airliner in the world?

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (O5FBL)

346 >>ace, please never use a lathe.

Don't listen to this commenter!

A lathe has a multitude of uses for the Work-at-home Blogger!

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (XQPhT)

347 331 >>>322 Ace can you construct a primitive lathe?

haha. i think it's "some sort of a rudimentary lathe"
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

Greatest SciFi show ever, Ace…

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

348 Like Bill Clinton's STDs.
Posted by: garrett at

*******

Whatever you do don't give him antibiotics. He's down to his last two neurons and they're held together by a spirochete.

(Even BEN ROTHLISBERGER doesn't know why this is funny!)

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (uCfKO)

349 Biden's neurological condition is that demon buried in his brain is trying to claw its way out before the body dies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (evvc2)

350 Karmella hit the wall years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM

She hit the wall at ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (QNSds)

351 how do i make the lathe go "forward"?

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (KRtlO)

352 Holy shit.

People actually call him "Uncle Joe" unironically?

That's just crazy.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (fV+MH)

353 Damn it, none of this would have happened if you conservatives hadn't forced him to beat Medicare.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (CwhoI)

354 We better get out of here before they kill Guy!

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (1bNHn)

355 Ace tried to use a lathe once.

He got the wood chucked up but got tired walking around the machine over and over with the blade.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (7+K68)

356 Kamalama means "camel in heat" in India.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

357 >>>She is photogenic. How about that?

photogenic more like photogeneric amirite

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (KRtlO)

358 >>ace, please never use a lathe.

Party pooper.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (LkLld)

359 "If only Comrade Stalin knew!"
Might be time to re-watch "Death of".

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (y7DxH)

360 I would not discount anything, take anythng for granted. "NO way this nobody from IL no one heard of, with 0 executive experience and sketchy past , can become president !"..."No way this geriatric and nursing home candidate who has not been seen in months can become president...." "No way this idiot woman who has not been sober for decades and who scares the shiiit out of anyone working for her, can become president !"

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (V13WU)

361 ace, please never use a lathe.

Party pooper.
Posted by: JackStraw

--

You think he has editing problems now? Just imagine if he was missing two fingers and one eye.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (672l/)

362 Don't listen to this commenter!

A lathe has a multitude of uses for the Work-at-home Blogger!
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (XQPhT)

Just remember: Short, spastic and jerky movements. Don't overtighten the chuck. And always always always wear your safety tie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (BAEGB)

363 Were I Kamala, I would avoid cruising any book depositories with my top down.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 05:24 PM (ogTiX)

Are her tits that bad?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (oPkli)

364
Preznint "Twenty Dollars, Same As In Town"

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (i4sOa)

365 hahahaha

Safety tie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (672l/)

366 Ms. Meloni and the other leaders were acutely sensitive to Mr. Biden's physical condition, discussing it privately among themselves, and they tried to avoid embarrassing him by slowing their own pace while walking with the president. When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said.

---------------

Would they have ever done the same for Trump? I can confidently say no, never. The euros are only friends of one party, the Dems.

I still love that photo of the Euros lined up standing over Trump who was sitting down and defying them. They like a weak Biden-like America but not a strong one like Trump.

Posted by: Decaf at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (unUNN)

367 350 Karmella hit the wall years ago.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 05:58 PM

She hit the wall at ludicrous speed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 06:03 PM (QNSds)

She hit it, went right on through like Kool-Aid, cackling "OH YEAH!"

Posted by: grape drank at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (2oViT)

368 We studied the life cycle of liver flukes in the 8th grade.
Nothing but tape water from then on.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (zWK0w)

369 When I first got in politics the president of the board of Supervisors was named Kaufman, which being from NY I pronounced KAWF-man when the proper pronunciation is KAHF-man and was admonished many times.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

370 Did I mention my time machine stutters?
Posted by: ace

Bring us back a dinosaur. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (v6JzV)

371 Ms. Meloni and the other leaders were acutely sensitive to Mr. Biden's physical condition, discussing it privately among themselves, and they tried to avoid embarrassing him by slowing their own pace while walking with the president. When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said.

==

thank you for hiding our shame, world leaders !

---Disgusted in America

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (V13WU)

372 there's a documentary about Galaxy Quest, I think called "Never Surrender." It's good.

Dwight K. Shrute had to leave the production -- he's in an early scene as an alien, then disappears -- because he landed a really bad tv show which never got past the pilot phase.

Enrico Colanzo or whatever -- Elliot from Just Shoot Me -- came up with the mannerisms of the alien and the other actors had to go to "Alien School" to be taught how to be aliens.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (KRtlO)

373 @358 party pooper, that's Biden's job

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (NMNWr)

374
And always always always wear your safety tie.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (i4sOa)

375 If Ace used a lathe, we’d be sending him “ get well soon” and “ prayers up for you” missives in every thread….

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (PCK5/)

376 Lathes and fur are a no no. Also, no scarfs.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

377 It's Frahnkensteeen !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (V13WU)

378 if it could be proven that trump does a heavy workout at a gym for 45 minutes a day every day the msm would find a way to turn that into a negative.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (CWTWj)

379 Jen Rubin wants a horse. Many horses. Hmmm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (63Dwl)

380 I suppose we had that thread earlier (I was too busy working) but Joe being incompetent is fine if his wife and their cokehead son are making the decisions for him.
Just something we'll need to put to the voters in November, if we are fine with some Byzantine system (until Jill gets tired of Hunter, plucks his eyeballs out, and exiles him to a monastery)

Posted by: Freedom Freedom Freedom, Oy at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (jbnKH)

381 Meloni would have gone and grabbed him by the balls.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (zWK0w)

382 I still love that photo of the Euros lined up standing over Trump who was sitting down and defying them. They like a weak Biden-like America but not a strong one like Trump.
Posted by: Decaf at July 03, 2024 06:05 PM (unUNN)
===
One day that will be made into a statue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (RIvkX)

383 My memories of failure are many and painful but trying to turn a plumb bob is top tier

Posted by: Oglebay at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (ogTiX)

384 >>>Would they have ever done the same for Trump? I can confidently say no, never. The euros are only friends of one party, the Dems.

meloni would have. she's a trump-like figure. (Though I hear she's been a bit less #based than some would like.)

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (KRtlO)

385 Just remember: Short, spastic and jerky movements. Don't overtighten the chuck. And always always always wear your safety tie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
.......

make sure you're standing in an inch of water

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

386 That reminds me. There used to be a guy online that sold fake and hilarious professional grade very official looking safety stickers.

"Do not look directly at laser with remaining eye"

"CAUTION: Not to be operated by f*ckwits"

Stuff like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (672l/)

387 Ms. Meloni and the other leaders were acutely sensitive to Mr. Biden's physical condition, discussing it privately among themselves, and they tried to avoid embarrassing him by slowing their own pace while walking with the president. When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said.

They are literally the Borg. A hive mind species that protects the queen at all costs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (QNSds)

388 Damn, I got HALFway through reading the post and we're at 400.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (fV+MH)

389 if it could be proven that trump does a heavy workout at a gym for 45 minutes a day every day the msm would find a way to turn that into a negative.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (CWTWj)

Obsessive physical fitness is a sign of advanced MAGAing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (BAEGB)

390 It's Frahnkensteeen !
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:06 PM (V13WU)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

391 362 Don't listen to this commenter!

A lathe has a multitude of uses for the Work-at-home Blogger!
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:02 PM (XQPhT)

Just remember: Short, spastic and jerky movements. Don't overtighten the chuck. And always always always wear your safety tie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (BAEGB)

As good advice as our medical or dating advice, right there…..

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (PCK5/)

392 re 371: you think they want trump again?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (CWTWj)

393 tomorrow - UK General Election!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (V13WU)

394 Wait, that's right. Isn't exercise a sign of right wing Christian extremist nationalism or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (672l/)

395 KJP "He had jetlag."
My dad: "He wasn't flying the plane!l

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (gJoNf)

396 "No Capes!"

Posted by: Edna at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (y7DxH)

397 if it could be proven that trump does a heavy workout at a gym for 45 minutes a day every day the msm would find a way to turn that into a negative.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:07 PM (CWTWj)

Obsessive physical fitness is a sign of advanced MAGAing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM (BAEGB)
====
They have already published claims that people who exercise are incipient fascists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

398 Missing finger?
Was this a Japanese politician?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (J8LnB)

399 >>>379 Jen Rubin wants a horse. Many horses. Hmmm

she has the Dirty Nose. She has taken too many stallions.

Posted by: The Chief from Josey Wales at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (KRtlO)

400 No matter what The Ho looks like, she is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

401 Obsessive physical fitness is a sign of advanced MAGAing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:08 PM

I tried to warn you.

Posted by: Journalist Katie at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (rc+e1)

402 Silver Lining: Hunter in touch with Dewey Cheatam & Howe, attorneys at law, to bring a malpractice lawsuit against Joe’s gerontologist,

Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (Z6g0k)

403
When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said.

Not unlike Musk Oxen surrounding the young and vulnerable members of their herd.

Jomentum: Strong As An Ox!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (i4sOa)

404 399 >>>379 Jen Rubin wants a horse. Many horses. Hmmm

she has the Dirty Nose. She has taken too many stallions.
Posted by: The Chief from Josey Wales at July 03, 2024 06:09 PM (KRtlO)

She reveres Catherine the Great, eh??

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

405 357 >>>She is photogenic. How about that?

photogenic more like photogeneric amirite
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06

Sigh. Fine. You may be right with this assessment. I have never seen her in person.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

406 Bret F^cking Baier letting Goldman go on and on about Biden and Trump without giving any pushback. Ten minutes.

Sounds like a DNC ad.

Fair and balanced!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (ZtgZZ)

407 haha. i think it's "some sort of a rudimentary lathe"
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

did you say "rudimentary lathe"?

https://youtu.be/4pK3O43Jddg

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 06:11 PM (D7oie)

408 Brett Baier has the Dirty Nose. He has been f*cked in the ass by too many stallions.

Posted by: The Chief from Josey Wales at July 03, 2024 06:11 PM (KRtlO)

409 They tossed Hillary in the SUV like a sack of meat.

I'm sure they've carried Joe up some stairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 03, 2024 06:11 PM (7+K68)

410 Was Brett wearing his new cheap suit?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

411 re 307: hitler and mussolini used to run marathons together every weekend. oddly enough they always came in first. goering never did better than fifth

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:11 PM (CWTWj)

412 I've never seen Galaxy Quest.

Anyone want to invite me over? I don't have internet so I can't stream it.

I'll bring snacks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 06:12 PM (5MU6/)

413
The gaslighting is getting so intense I just had a 'silent but deadly' spontaneously combust.

Less manscaping tomorrow. Obviously.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters at July 03, 2024 06:12 PM (RKVpM)

414 Bret F^cking Baier letting Goldman go on and on about Biden and Trump without giving any pushback. Ten minutes.

Sounds like a DNC ad.

Fair and balanced!
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (ZtgZZ)

Not that i credit that talking gourd with ears for any such thing, but hey, best thing you can do when someone is spouting preposterous shit is let them keep rolling. Don't make it a conversation, let alone an argument. Just nod "bless your heart" in morse code while they babble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:13 PM (BAEGB)

415 412 I've never seen Galaxy Quest.

Anyone want to invite me over? I don't have internet so I can't stream it.

I'll bring snacks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 06:12 PM (5MU6/)

It is a real treat nurse…

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:13 PM (PCK5/)

416 Sigh. Fine. You may be right with this assessment. I have never seen her in person.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
====

*reTrAUMatIzED*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:13 PM (RIvkX)

417 Nurse, would you be wearing the one piece suit that Sigourney wears?

Posted by: Some pervert at July 03, 2024 06:13 PM (jbnKH)

418 Bret F^cking Baier letting Goldman go on and on about Biden and Trump without giving any pushback. Ten minutes.

Sounds like a DNC ad.

Fair and balanced!
Posted by: Mr Gaga
......

I hesitate to comment until Richard Fowler weighs in.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

419 Meanwhile noted author and celebrity Neil Gaiman has been accused by two women of well being rough with them in a naughty way. New Zealand police are investigating.

Perhaps it IS a good thing I never got that autograph from Neil. It could have been dicey. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 03, 2024 06:14 PM (yZBeD)

420 >> I've never seen Galaxy Quest.

it's so good

it helps to know star trek but it's not necessary, it stands on its own. the fact that it is a PERFECT but subtle star trek parody, right down to the premise of an alien civilzation based on "historical documents" from earth, is just a big bonus for those In the Know

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:14 PM (KRtlO)

421 I've never seen it either Nurse. Come on over and we'll watch it. I figure it's only 2500 miles or so.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

422 Welcome, Questerians!

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (KRtlO)

423 Hunter Biden has officially joined the Biden Campaign and is helping run meetings in the West Wing citing he doesn’t trust his father’s aides…

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (ENQN6)

424 My dad laughing at the guy interviewed by Brett Baier is making my day.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (gJoNf)

425 "Miners not minors!"

"You lost me."

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:16 PM (KRtlO)

426 Hunter Biden has officially joined the Biden Campaign and is helping run meetings in the West Wing citing he doesn’t trust his father’s aides…
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (ENQN6)

So late stage empire, i love it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:16 PM (BAEGB)

427 422 Welcome, Questerians!
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (KRtlO)

By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be Avenged!!

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:16 PM (PCK5/)

428 nurse ratched: "I've never seen Galaxy Quest."

Great movie. Superficially, it seems silly.

And then you watch it and discover it is actually deeply silly... and smart.

Really enjoyable fun. Especially if you're a sci-fi nerd.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (aXxgO)

429 425 "Miners not minors!"

"You lost me."
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:16 PM (KRtlO)

Ohhh ... That's not right

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (IyPmt)

430 Bidens interview with George Sniffalotapuss is going to be a disaster. Prolly all AI generated....

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (o3Uyl)

431 Late to the thread but I love how the NYT even used the Biden white house approved talking point word "sharp."

They have zero shame and should be mocked, Walter Duranty anyone? Have they returned the Pulitzer?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (tMjDM)

432 Galaxy Quest is so good you barely notice Sigourney Weaver in the cast behind Tim Allen, Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman and Tony Shaloub

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (NMNWr)

433 Welcome, Questerians!
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:15 PM (KRtlO)
====

You wouldn't dare be so bold if Shatner were here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

434 The 'Nassau' joke was used in an episode of Bewitched or maybe I Dream of Jeannie, don't remember which, so that's '60s. Guy heard someone say he was from NASA, went home to the wife and said he's from 'Nassau.' I remember growing up in the NYC area (70s, 80s) and hearing 'Nassau' instead of NASA from older folks like my grandpappy.

Posted by: ragnarokpaperscissors at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (sBGiW)

435 "Mr. Trump, 78, has also shown signs of slipping over the years since he was first elected to the White House. He often confuses names and details and makes statements that are incoherent."

This is literally how Trump has spoken for decades. If he were still a moderate NY Democrat and running for president, we'd get puff pieces about how "Mr. Trump's verbal 'gaffes' are 'indicative of how quickly ideas, concepts, insights flash through his brain, and his mouth can't keep up,' according to close friends and colleagues. 'Frankly, we can't keep up either,' one said. 'He's just that quick.'"

Posted by: deepelemblues at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (z9n5F)

436 President Kamanwanaleia

Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (Z6g0k)

437 >> CAUTION: Not to be operated by f*ckwits"

My favorite, the origin of "blinkenlights":
ACHTUNG!
Alles touristen und non-technischen lookenpeepers!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy to schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen.

Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; Zo reelaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (w6EFb)

438 Pres Kumswalla

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (K+Odn)

439 Hunter Biden has officially joined the Biden Campaign and is helping run meetings in the West Wing citing he doesn’t trust his father’s aides…

-

I figure there's a tremendous amount of legal and confidentiality protection in that role.

Also he's a felon, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (672l/)

440 >>>By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be Avenged!!

We'll use the Grabthar Chant of Strength (or something)

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (KRtlO)

441
They tossed Hillary in the SUV like a sack of meat.

Will no one give that stalwart bollard the time of day?

Ought it not be granted serious consideration as Jomentum's replacement?

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (i4sOa)

442 Bidens interview with George Sniffalotapuss is going to be a disaster. Prolly all AI generated....
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (o3Uyl)

He's always had seven fingers on each hand you stupid rethuglikkkans!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (BAEGB)

443 >>> Ohhh ... That's not right

haha

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (KRtlO)

444 Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; Zo reelaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 03, 2024 06:17 PM (w6EFb)

-

Ha. Thanks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (672l/)

445 > I've never seen Galaxy Quest.

it's so good

it helps to know star trek but it's not necessary, it stands on its own. the fact that it is a PERFECT but subtle star trek parody, right down to the premise of an alien civilzation based on "historical documents" from earth, is just a big bonus for those In the Know

Posted by: ace

It is funny and clever and you can watch it many times and still find things you had not noticed before.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)

446 Updates on the governors meeting at the Whitehouse probably won't be out until tomorrow.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (o3Uyl)

447 President Kamanawanaleia. Damn autocorrect,

Posted by: Rse at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (Z6g0k)

448 >>>This is literally how Trump has spoken for decades.

it's how literally everyone except the most articulate and fluid speak.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

449 Enrico Colantoni is no slouch either…. he was Superb in Person of Interest..

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

450 Imagine what the Left will do if Trump wins

Matt Croyle
@mattcroyle

... If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you. This is where this is headed. This is a
fifty-alarm fucking fire.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

451 445 > I've never seen Galaxy Quest.

it's so good

it helps to know star trek but it's not necessary, it stands on its own. the fact that it is a PERFECT but subtle star trek parody, right down to the premise of an alien civilzation based on "historical documents" from earth, is just a big bonus for those In the Know

Posted by: ace

It is funny and clever and you can watch it many times and still find things you had not noticed before.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)
Watch it everytime.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

452 Saw Trump years ago on some tv show and they asked him the last book he read. He said "Vanity of the Bonfires ". He talked goofy thirty years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (NMNWr)

453 Galaxy Quest is free on Amazon Prime.

Maybe we should have a viewing party.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (KRtlO)

454
Matt Croyle
@mattcroyle

Matt.. Seek help... Now

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (IyPmt)

455 "Sigourney Weaver in Talks to Join ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’" *movie , Jon Favreau's baby

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (V13WU)

456 5 "Yeah, nothing is more brutal than long trips where you get your own bedroom on the plane."

Not to mention a good-morning Playboy bunny blowjob to get things started off right! Yeah!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (fvaUq)

457 Didn't Hillary! glitch out from some balloons once?

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (q177U)

458 ho lee fook

Doug Burgum: "We're at war with Russia, we just haven't send troops yet"

Is he braggin or complainin

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (ENQN6)

459 re 434: nassau is not only a county in ny on long island but also a town in upstate rensselaer county. i once met the nassau county exec bruce blakeman, i think his brother worked for w bush

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (CWTWj)

460 Just remember: Short, spastic and jerky movements. Don't overtighten the chuck. And always always always wear your safety tie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:04 PM (BAEGB)

NEVER leave the key in the chuck !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (NtVYv)

461 If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you. This is where this is headed. This is a
fifty-alarm fucking fire.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (NpAcC)

I hope his MAGA sister says "shut up, you fucking Mary, you cried for three days when the hamster got out and you stepped on it. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (BAEGB)

462 I've never watched Galaxy quest either, also I've never watched Star Trek, any of the series or Lord of the rings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (tMjDM)

463 Doug Burgum: "We're at war with Russia, we just haven't send troops yet"
===

srrrike TWO!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (V13WU)

464 I’ve got ONE JOB here…..

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

465 oh wait it's not free on amazon, it's just that I bought it.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (KRtlO)

466 >>>it's how literally everyone except the most articulate and fluid speak.

I think most people, except the most naturally articulate and fluid, or who have had training, pause a lot when trying to speak outside casual conversation, to fully form and express their ideas. Trump just barrels on. If he leaves an idea half-developed, some details get dropped, bfd. The train has no brakes.

Posted by: deepelemblues at July 03, 2024 06:22 PM (z9n5F)

467 456 5 "Yeah, nothing is more brutal than long trips where you get your own bedroom on the plane."

Not to mention a good-morning Playboy bunny blowjob to get things started off right!

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: dr. jill at July 03, 2024 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

468 I think Doug Burgum is this >< close to "We have nothing to fear from Kamala Harris Presidency.."!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:22 PM (V13WU)

469 re 451: "It is funny and clever and you can watch it many times and still find things you had not noticed before."

that also describes 'buckaroo banzai'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 03, 2024 06:23 PM (CWTWj)

470 465 oh wait it's not free on amazon, it's just that I bought it.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:21 PM (KRtlO)

Bought it on BluRay… It’s miiiine… my Precioussss….

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

471
It is funny and clever and you can watch it many times and still find things you had not noticed before.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)
Watch it everytime.
Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (LH

Now I might check it out, I'm sure my husband would like it, he loved Star Trek in all its iterations.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:23 PM (tMjDM)

472 >>> I've never watched Galaxy quest either, also I've never watched Star Trek, any of the series or Lord of the rings.

galaxy quest and LOTR definitely worth the time to watch them. star trek is hit or miss plus there's 79 episodes.

the jokes in Galaxy Quest are broad enough that you would understand them, everyone knows a little bit of Star Trek just through cultural osmosis. Like, Hans from Die Hard plays the second-in-command alien with all of these strange cultural practices. Obviously this is a parody of Spock.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:23 PM (KRtlO)

473 Lathes and fur are a no no. Also, no scarfs.
---------
Now you tell me!

Posted by: zombie isadora duncan at July 03, 2024 06:24 PM (Jh5b+)

474 I've never watched Galaxy quest either, also I've never watched Star Trek, any of the series or Lord of the rings.

Posted by: CaliGirl

I can see there is going to be a movie night at the Texas MoMe

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:24 PM (lTGtQ)

475 465 oh wait it's not free on amazon, it's just that I bought it.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:21 P

Bummer, I was going to put it on a list but I don't want to buy it. I'm going to see if I can find it free someplace.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:24 PM (tMjDM)

476 471
It is funny and clever and you can watch it many times and still find things you had not noticed before.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:18 PM (lTGtQ)
Watch it everytime.
Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:20 PM (LH

Now I might check it out, I'm sure my husband would like it, he loved Star Trek in all its iterations.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:23 PM (tMjDM)

Great cast, great writing…

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:24 PM (PCK5/)

477 Hey ace,

I sent you an email a few days ago about site stuff.

Posted by: TJM's phone at July 03, 2024 06:24 PM (GBKbO)

478 actually, alan rickman plays Alexander Dain (or something), an actor on an old star-trek-like TV show, on which he played an alien like spock.

All of the characters are ACTORS who get taken up by aliens to help "save our civilization." They've been watching old TV epsidoes and think these are "historical documents." They have no concept of fiction or even lying.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

479 I sent you an email a few days ago about site stuff.

--

The funniest part will be when he doesn't see this, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:25 PM (672l/)

480 I sent you an email a few days ago about site stuff.

==

post it here, so we can proof read it, before you send it to ace, will you ?

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)

481
Welcome, Questerians!

Gonna cry 96 tears.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (63Dwl)

482
... If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you

My leftist sister lives in FL and I can safely predict Trump will win the state in a landslide without her vote and the half dozen 'tards like her.l

She was railing against the Cubans recently. I tried to restrain a chuckle or mention how people who escaped communism weren't her friends or likely to vote for commies.

Posted by: Penthouse Letters at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

483 Yeah, I was thinking Lawn Guyland myself, and I think that's how they referenced it in the TV show in another line later in that episode.

Posted by: ragnarokpaperscissors at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (sBGiW)

484 >>Now I might check it out, I'm sure my husband would like it

I can think of 2 reasons your husband will love it.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (XQPhT)

485 Now I might check it out, I'm sure my husband would like it, he loved Star Trek in all its iterations.

Posted by: CaliGirl

You won't regret it. It is more of a lighthearted tribute to Star Trek and its groupies than a parody.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (lTGtQ)

486 >>>I sent you an email a few days ago about site stuff.

i'll see if i can find it, thank you.

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

487 Vanities of the Bonfires is quite appropriate as it starts with a fire started by a person that that assumes that the rich has taken from him and his people.

Look at the mayor of your town (Sylvester Turner Houston) vs the richest person in your town (Tilman Fertitta) and tell me who has started the bonfires of your town.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (ENQN6)

488 I'm sure this will be willowed....
--------
I just returned from a short 2-day trip to West Virginia. Small, very "rough" area on the Ohio River some 15 miles south of the city of Parkersburg.

My return trip was down to Ravenswood, WV and then across the Ohio River. We followed two lane, twisting roads that ran along the river for about 50 miles, then headed more west. We drove through many small, very, very rural "settlements." Not even towns. Clusters of homes, shacks, etc.

Only Trump signage. If any at all. These people are the truly poor. They're not Democrats.

Including the dude "rolling coal" with a "Fuck Biden" sticker in the back window.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

489 this is absolutely correct. Sally Ride was on the Mystery Ship, On her way to a world that others might have missed.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 05:55 PM (D7oie)

That was the captain in his mystery ship. You were thinking of:

Listen, all you want to do is ride around Sally
(Ride, Sally, ride)

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2024 06:26 PM (JRP2U)

490 Hey ace, I sent you an email about some stuff too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (K+Odn)

491 >>I sent you an email a few days ago about site stuff.

He's really good about checking those.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (XQPhT)

492 I'm not a trekkie by any means but remember really enjoying Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (672l/)

493 Galaxy Quest: One of my all-time favorites
Lord of the Rings: I refrain from comment as this is a family blog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (hZc6Q)

494 A sleepy looking Britt Hume just now to Brett Baire at Fox News:

"Yeah, there seems to be some, perhaps, discontent right now in the Democratic party with Biden. It could be that the political earth has moved just a bit away from Joe..."

What? Did Britt just wake up just now from a drug induced coma? It seems he's been literally asleep the last 12 months. What a buffoon.

Posted by: Boswell at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (K+UlC)

495 Galaxy Quest: back when they made nerdy movies with broad appeal, appeal that didn't need astroturfed by a million adult child 'influencers' and 'reviewers' sucking Disney schlong.

Posted by: deepelemblues at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (z9n5F)

496 Guy Fleegman : Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith : You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman : I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith : It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman : Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco : Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman : DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (fdSfO)

497 >>>Gonna cry 96 tears.

? wanted to call it 69 Tears but they made him change it. (True fact, or at least a "fact" that gets passed around.)

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)

498 ey ace, I sent you an email about some stuff too.
Posted by: Ben Had

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hahaha, an entire comment thread of people telling ace they sent him an email.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (672l/)

499 Show of hands… who here has sent Ace an email????

Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

500 Sir Patrick says it is the best Star Wars movie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (ENQN6)

501
"Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet!"

"Is there air? You don't know!"

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (i4sOa)

502 457 Didn't Hillary! glitch out from some balloons once?
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Globophobia.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (Jh5b+)

503 Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.

———

“Much younger” would be GenZ so they are probably right.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (2fIO4)

504 Lay down, Sally

Posted by: Eric at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (8vpN6)

505 Okay, duh, I thought it was a series, it's a movie. We will definitely watch it soon. Thanks for the recommendation everyone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (tMjDM)

506 499 Show of hands… who here has sent Ace an email????
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

I haven't... Should I ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

507 I sent Ace an email once.

Once.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (XQPhT)

508 Show of hands… who here has sent Ace an email????
Posted by: tubal at July 03, 2024 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

yeah....like 12 years ago ? more ?? no response, man!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (V13WU)

509 I can see there is going to be a movie night at the Texas MoMe
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July
Maybe folks should gather around the campfire to talk about The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (JLq/1)

510 If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you. This is where this is headed. This is a
fifty-alarm fucking fire.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM

Counterpoint: TDS-addled have so many mental health triggers, will they really make the effort to go ask for directions and ride the bus to their MAGA family and former friends?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (gJoNf)

511 Am I too late for Alexanders panic attack ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

512
I'd send you an email, ace, but as I am unlikely to read your response I figure, "Why bother?"

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (i4sOa)

513 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (tMjDM)

514 >> Am I too late for Alexanders panic attack ?

email Ace and ask him.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (XQPhT)

515 Guy Fleegman : Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith : You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman : I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith : It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman : Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco : Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman : DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2024 06:27 PM (fdSfO)
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So damn funny. I am chuckling all over again. man I love that movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (hZc6Q)

516 nood woke

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (XHV46)

517 DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT MADE ME FEEL ?!

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (V13WU)

518 450 Imagine what the Left will do if Trump wins

Matt Croyle
@mattcroyle

... If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you. This is where this is headed. This is a
fifty-alarm fucking fire.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (NpAcC)
And there’s your Che, right there

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (LHPAg)

519 Dr Campbell seemed to think it's Lewy's Body Dementia

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2024 06:31 PM (xjTDL)

520 it's how literally everyone except the most articulate and fluid speak.
Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

This more than anything might define the left. Their intellectual superiority shown bare.

Posted by: jimmy at July 03, 2024 06:31 PM (AVyeO)

521 Galaxy Quest is a historical document.
If you don't know your history, you'll have to watch repeats.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 03, 2024 06:31 PM (J8LnB)

522 Once.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:29 PM (XQPhT)
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There is so much here I don't know where to begin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

523 That cunt Whitmer is most certainly on the phone screaming to get what she is owed.

I love it.

She a devious witch.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at July 03, 2024 05:21 PM (nkLIP)

Various Donks with delusions of grandeur smell blood in the water. I think the Junta wants to keep Joe because he is merely a figurehead. The other Donk contenders, not suffering from cognitive decline, would not be so pliable: a different occupant in the White House would be saying, "I'm POTUS, dammit!" and want to actually control policy.

Your nic ... lol!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (pJWtt)

524 Galaxy Quest is on netflix.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (tMjDM)

525 I didn't send ace an email.

He already knows what he did.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (BAEGB)

526 Look, I'm sure Kamala could settle this by demonstrating her speaking skills individually to the male members of the DNC, in private of course? How many can there be?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 03, 2024 06:35 PM (fvaUq)

527 463 Doug Burgum: "We're at war with Russia, we just haven't send troops yet"
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srrrike TWO!
Posted by: runner
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Don't know what the other two strikes were but that's strike 3.
He's out.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:37 PM (zWK0w)

528
Kamala Harris younger.

https://tinyurl.com/5x6ddewr

Posted by: tahtcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (iODuv)

529 >>>Various Donks with delusions of grandeur smell blood in the water. I think the Junta wants to keep Joe because he is merely a figurehead. The other Donk contenders, not suffering from cognitive decline, would not be so pliable: a different occupant in the White House would be saying, "I'm POTUS, dammit!" and want to actually control policy.

Your nic ... lol!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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He won't live another four years. His brain will just stop.
They know this. Where are they going with it?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:41 PM (zWK0w)

530 Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall

Strike one: a woman. Strike two: hyphenated surname.
Posted by: Someone unknown at July 03, 2024 05:30 PM (rjJqk)

Either take your husband's name or don't. Hyphenation is for the birds. A woman's last name is her fathers anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (eoQWY)

531 450 Imagine what the Left will do if Trump wins

Matt Croyle
@mattcroyle

... If you have friends and family members who support Trump—if it comes down to it, you may literally have to kill them before they kill you. This is where this is headed. This is a
fifty-alarm fucking fire.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2024 06:19 PM (NpAcC)
And there’s your Che, right there
Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (LHPAg)

We now have a precident for locking them up without a trial with no charges for years. Bring it on.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 03, 2024 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

532 He won't live another four years. His brain will just stop.
They know this. Where are they going with it?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 03, 2024 06:41 PM (zWK0w)

If you follow the news you know these idiots aren't planners or clever.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 03, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)

533 Air Force One is exhausting.

Posted by: Ben Sears at July 03, 2024 08:04 PM (vM11h)

534 "He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks"

Sure. Except that plane is Air Force One, complete with Presidential Master Suite with a king size bed. Dementia Joe is not sitting upright in coach on a 18 hour flight across the world for fuck sakes. The idea that this idiot couldn't get right after flying on Air Force one in 12 days is not helping their case.

Posted by: deadrody at July 03, 2024 10:22 PM (XQaXq)

535 Seriously, outside of the media, this has to be the Democrats' chief problem. Literally nobody has the balls to step out of group think and question the moronic narrative they're spinning.

Probably doesn't help that they see him everyday and know goddam well just how fucked he is. None of these excuses come close to reality, so how could you begin to question the details of their idiotic fantasy scheme to explain dementia Joe's dementia

Posted by: deadrody at July 03, 2024 10:24 PM (XQaXq)

536 C'mon man ! Leave him alone! He beat Medicare didn't he? Who did Trump beat?

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